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Nate Jackson Crowd Work Pack Brooklyn Improv Part 1 · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:28
  Speaker 1: How long y'all been doing that?
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: 2019?
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: What was that, seven years? Okay, so y'all made it
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: all through COVID. Or it's COVID how it started. She
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: was your homegirl and then y'all got locked in the house. Okay,
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: so y'all been dabbling for a while and now you
• 0:52
  Speaker 3: just went ahead and made it official?
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Is this a whole friend group right here? Outstanding.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: They been gay like this a while?
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: Okay. Are you also confused when she didn't know what
• 1:07
  Speaker 3: to do with a fake dick?
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? It was a fake dick. You, the
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: most qualified person in the room. It's part of the
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: whole shit. What'd you say?
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: Huh? Yeah. I'm like, that's how y'all... You got to
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: step into it and put it on. But hey, if
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: you can't imagine a fake deal, whatever. What do you
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: do for a living? Do people rely on you? You
• 1:37
  Speaker 3: a banker or something? You drive cars. Oh, that's why
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: the lines be so goddamn long. They got your slow
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: ass behind the glass. You work in the DMV, so
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: you just, what do you do? You literally give people
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: their licenses?
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: No, I work at Audi. You've named several different things.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: The Audi and DMV are two different things. I work
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: for the DMV for the Audi store.
• 2:13
  Speaker 3: So when people buy cars, you make sure they got
• 2:15
  Speaker 3: their license registration on the way to their house?
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Okay, which is real easy, because you just be like,
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: new car sale, it's an Audi, okay. And what do
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: you do?
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: You day trade? You getting to that money yet? You
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: getting in and getting out of there real fast? Are
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: you doing the one where you gotta follow the candle? Okay,
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: you rich now from that? No, you still learning? Okay,
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: what was your best day though? Tell people why you
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: do this for a living.
• 2:52
  Speaker 4: Hello?
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: If this ain't gonna work, you need to go get
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: a job.
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: Because you be the one to get out, but your
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: brain won't let you move the mouse and click the button.
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: This is a simple question. What is your best day?
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: She's like, shit. I could possibly be asking y'all the
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: wrong question, but I'm gonna let you answer.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: One more time.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: A little less than $ 1, 000. So $ 996.
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: Okay. What was your worst day? We were like, fuck.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: You lost everything? But what'd you put in? About $ 3, $ 4?
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: $ 100? And that whole hundred was gone. The part that
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: fucks up is how fast it's gone. People are like,
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to jump in right now.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right there. This shit be gone quick. How y'all doing?
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody took a piss at the same time? Let's see
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: what you're doing. Here's what we found out.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: In the time it took you to go to the
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: bathroom and back, she lost $ 1, 000.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: She's a day trader. She's not too good with the candles. So, oh,
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: and then her girlfriend. Oh, thank you. And you don't
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: know about fake dates. You want to pee?
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: You want to see a penis?
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: The way you said it just now sounded a little
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: freaky though. You're like, I'm trying to see what that
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: be like.
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: I heard you.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: You just want to pee, right? This makes you normal.
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: If you just want to pee, that's a normal thing.
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you something else. What's your favorite color?
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: Because that goddamn baby needs some help. Shit, who drove?
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: Who was in charge of the trip? I hope nobody's livelihood. Them?
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: They planned all this?
• 5:14
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: How long was y'all lost?
• 5:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to move over here, then I'm going to
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: come back to your side in a second. I'm going
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: to talk to the Portuguese man.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: Padua way. I'm standing.
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: What is the country colors? I haven't seen Paraguay. It
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: doesn't jump out at me, you know.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. It's not stars and stripes, then. It's something else.
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: What does yours look like, an X, or is it just.
• 5:45
  Speaker 3: A lion on one side and a sun on the other.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: On the other side of the flag? So you got
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: a double-sided flag? Is that normal? You're the only country
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: that's a two-sided flag? So when the wind is blowing.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: East, y'all be like, it's a lion on the back. Wow.
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: What's the lion on the back mean? That has to
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: mean something, right? So the liberty is front-facing and the
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: strength is behind?
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: That's gay.
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: I never heard of a flag with two sides, so, huh.
• 6:24
  Speaker 3: I gotta look this up. So when you, your flag,
• 6:27
  Speaker 3: there's two versions of it? Because they'd be like, this
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: is the back.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: How you spell it? Very gay? Right there. A pair
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: of gays. Okay. So this is it, right? And where's
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: the lion at? Okay, so. Okay, I see it. But
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that.
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: Because when you turn our flag, it's just the same
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: thing but the other way. And you see all the stitching.
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: Y'all got somebody that's famous? Is there like a famous paragon?
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: No, it's because of our heat. What they call y'all? Paraguayans. Paraguayans?
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: And so who's the most famous Paraguayan on earth? I
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: guess our bullies. Your goalie, a soccer player? He nice,
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: you know what he talking about? What's his name? Shut
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: the up.
• 7:55
  Speaker 3: He said, I don't know. His name is Valderrama. Does
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: that sound right to you?
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: You're wrong, on country. Since you know every goddamn thing.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: Since you went to college and you know every goddamn thing.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Lance. You have a shiny ass. You
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: said Lance? Laz, L-A-Z. Laz.
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: That's not your full name. Your name is like Laz
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: Lorenzo or some. What's your whole name? Somebody named a
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: brand new baby Laz?
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: Lazio.
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: To how come when I said there was more to
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: your name than just Laz, you said that Laz was
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: all that it was. And now all of a sudden
• 8:45
  Speaker 3: you forgot a whole ass IO. It's probably just a Y.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: Lazy mother. Now I wanna talk to the Paraguayan. Is
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: there a large Paraguayan.
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: Community here in New York? It's just you. You live
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: at the consulate? How many would you say, about 600?
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Or maybe 6,000? About 6,000, okay.
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: Do you recognize other Paraguayans when you're out? You can
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: see them when you see them?
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Sometimes? Sometimes you think they're just white, huh? Yeah, you do. you, bro.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: This your woman laughing at you?
• 9:32
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, you set them up?
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: You're like, we're gonna sit right in the front, look
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: them in the eyes, And tell them all that prayer
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: away shit you be saying.
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Let's see how it goes. Make sure you mention the
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: lion in the back, behind you. Going rawr right behind you.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: How long you been with her? I see you. Seven years.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Married or no? Okay. Okay. Okay.
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: So another COVID couple that survived. Huh?
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Pre-COVID, right, right. You were still on the little Bambi
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: legs when COVID hit. You only had about one year.
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: And then you had to, you guys quarantined together? And
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: that's when you fell in love?
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: They both were like, actually. That was a trying time.
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: COVID was a man. People ain't never been around they
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: person that much. I had a homeboy, he was a
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: marriage counselor. And he said halfway through that quarantine, he
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: just had to pivot. Instead of saving couples, he was
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: just like, all right, this is how you gonna split
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: the house up.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: He had to pivot.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: He's like, you stay upstairs, she stay downstairs, get you
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: a college dorm refrigerator for the downstairs.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: And people would be like, fuck that.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: I want the big official right. It's like, you don't
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: got that much power. You don't have the right connections
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: for it downstairs. I don't give a fuck.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: I need to live in the basement. People arguing and everything.
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: So y'all made it through the book and came out
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: stronger on the other side.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: You love her. Scale from one to ten. How much
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: you love him? They lying.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, how much you like her? Yeah, that's not the truth.
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: And I had to ask that because that's like and
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: love are two different things.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: Love, love, love, love.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: You know, it's like day trading, man. Some days, some
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: days you up a thousand, other days you down a hundred.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Quick. Love a mother, man. So you guys like and
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: love each other. Interesting. How'd you meet her? I was
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: in contracts. You were a contractor? Her contractor. You were
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: her contractor? I built a yoga studio. You built a
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: yoga studio?
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: And so you'd stop building and just start fucking?
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: So you were... He's like, basically, yes, that's what I did.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: I showed her the other side of my flag and
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: gave her.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Turned into Simba. So....
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: So you were just like hammering something against the wall.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: And she was over doing poses. And you saw her
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: ass tooted up. And you stopped hammering. And then you
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: came over and talked to her. And then you started
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: hammering again. So your first time seeing her, you was
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: like this? I know I look white.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: That's how he started. That's an amazing origin story. How
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: did you meet? You hunted her down. You know. Hunted
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: her down is crazy.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: What about you right here? Anti-so-so-so-so-club. That's your lady right
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: there with her arms crossed? This your lady right there
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: with her arms crossed? Are you guys pissing these women off?
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: Why are they sitting on standoffish? What's in that bathroom?
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: All three of y'all came back like, what the fuck?
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Tony on. So this a couple, that's a couple, and
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: that's a couple? Got it. So we got a big
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: old triple date. And everybody knows each other. All the
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: girls is homies. Okay. These some fine ass women. Y'all
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: boys done did all right for yourselves. Yeah. I'm proud
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: of y'all. Especially you with the hat right there. Boy,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: you hard to look at, boy. God damn. That's your girl?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: You an astronaut, nigga?
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: God damn, what did that nigga say?
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Y'all remember Rich Boy? Rich boy bought a new Cadillac.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Throw some jeans on that bitch.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: That's him right there. Yeah, yeah, he got extra teeth
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: and everything. But y'all do look good together. Once she's
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: near you, you look good. When you buy, I'm like,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: that's a cute couple. As soon as you try, like, oh, oh, oh.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: How'd you meet your girl? You was running down on her.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: What you mean? Where you're from, what does that mean,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: where you're from? No, you was running down on her.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: You about to drill? Is he saying he was about
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: to shoot you? What is he saying?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Where I'm from, running down on somebody, that's exactly what
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: the fuck it means. Where you from? Okay, so running down,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: you literally were just outside jogging. And she's like... I
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: know you make ugly sounds when you run. Where were
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: you at? At a.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Pool. Oh, shit, you ran past a pool? So she
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: was in her whole kini set up? She was in
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: the walk, did she come out and do one of
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: them slow motions? She hit you with the goddamn, I
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: want the knife, please.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: The room.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: The room.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know what you mean. You ran down
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: on her. She was at a pool in a bikini.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: She came up with the slow motion hair and you
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: looked at her coming across the room. So this was
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: the indoor pool? So you just said in the room, like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: cause that's like a, like a saying where you're from.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: And what part of New, is that you from Hoboken?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: What part of New Jersey do they talk like this in?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: He's from Maryland.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: He didn't say that when I asked him where he
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: was from. You didn't want to represent? 10 plus, 20 years?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: So 30 years? That's 10 plus 20. What's wrong with
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: this boy?
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: What?
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: You can't save him, man. He on his own now.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: What's your name, sir? Jason? Are you okay?
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you've been living in Jersey for 10 plus
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: 20 years.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: What the fuck does that even mean? Is that 15?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Are you trying to come in between 10 and 20? Okay,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: but you was born and raised in Baltimore. Where did
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: you lose your virginity?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: That's where you're from. In Maryland.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: PG County, okay. So Prince George County, Maryland. That's where
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: you lost your virginity. That's where you're from. Yeah, wherever
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: you lost your virginity is where you're from.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: You understand? Where'd you lose your virginity? She's like, I
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: ain't from nowhere yet. Ain't nobody.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I do the.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, and so how long you been with your girl
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: right here? Y'all look good together.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: You look like, you look good, but you look like
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: she might be whooping.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Your ass tonight. Just based on first look. It look
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: like before you go to bed, she like, that's for earlier.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: And then.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: How long you been with her? You can say it's
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: since COVID-19, so seven years.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Seven years, okay. And so you hollered at her? What
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: was that pause right there? You even put your head
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: down a little bit. You were like, it was a shame.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: How?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Is that what you want me to ask you?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: No, if that's what you processed in the car on
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: the way here, I want to ask you, I want
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: to ask you in the order that you've prepared yourself
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: to answer questions in. Cause this crowd is a little
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: slower than the other crowd. I don't want anybody to
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: get overwhelmed, you know what I'm saying? So first question
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: was how long, and you want the next one to
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: be where? I'll ask, where did you meet her? No,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: I want you- In a hotel? Y'all was at a
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: hotel party during COVID? Are y'all Cape Verdean or something?
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Where y'all from? Same Jersey as him?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: So you in a way jersey, he a home jersey.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: So you were at a hotel party in the middle
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: of a global pandemic, and you looked across the party,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: you were like, oh, that's kinda cool, that's a bad
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: this mother fucker. Hey, look at that one right there.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: She was like, hi. No, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: These snacks are trash, this salsa's tasteless.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, baby, you got COVID.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: You just ate a whole pepper and nothing?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Man, I had this girl. She was trying to date
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: me back during the COVID time.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: And I didn't like her. And there was something. I
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: don't know. I went over by her house or something.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: And she's like, come in. I'm like, no, I don't
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: want to come in.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: She's like, help me move my table. So I go
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: in there and I help her move her table and shit.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: And then she was like, right in my goddamn face.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I said, why would you cough on me and my fucking.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Wife? Because I got COVID and now we got to
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: quarantine together. Okay. They had me stay at the house
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: for 14 days straight. I left. I got everybody sick.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't staying over there. So you met her in
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: a hotel party. You pulled up on her.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: You were like, uh, su corazon or whatever.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Alex.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Alex. And?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Alex. Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: They both named Alex. That's basically masturbation, when y'all. So
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: you're like, hey, my name's Alex.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: And she was like, shut the up. My name's Alex.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Mine's actually Alexandra.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: He was like, me too. My mom my name up.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I just go by Alex, because I drop some of
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: the letters off. Not like Lazio.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I thought I forgot your shiny ass. Okay.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: And then there's another couple right there. Right there, Nelly
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: and Ashanti face ass. Mm-hmm. You rap, what's your chain say?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Y'all got a head out? Y'all got a doodle or something? Yeah,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: give him a hug. They're like, you did so good.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: He's just talking to people. Reg, go with him, man.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Get their phone number and.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Shit, man.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: They beautiful. God damn, boy, you a comic, boy. You
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: want to get all the phone numbers. Shit, now, let
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: me talk to Nelly and Ashanti, please. Put your hand
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: over the lens. They looking at themselves. There's a couple
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: of little narcissistic. What's your name? Benny?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Manny.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, and then this your lady here. How long? Okay,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: so y'all the youngest couple out of everybody. Okay. Which
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: one of y'all ain't going to make it? If you
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: had to vote, which one of y'all ain't gonna make it?
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: They gonna make it a longer than, because he don't
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: even know, he won't even realize it's over. He just
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: be showing up. He's too goddamn dumb. He gonna miss
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: all the signals. And then the Alex's, yeah, they got
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: too much domestic already. They done been, yeah, they done
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: already been through enough shit. Like I might as well stay,
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: what the fuck? And then, and then Manny and, Diana,
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't expect that.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: You can show her.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: She look young for that old ass name. How you,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: why are you named after somebody, Diana Ross? You don't
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: even know. You just got an old ass name in 2026. Diana,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: you dirty. You know, that's the whole song. Dirty Diana.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That's what many be singing. Dirty Diana.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you.