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Below Deck Med Finale: "Foam-o" and Real Housewives of Miami: "Swim Week, no Suits" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hello everybody, Welcome back to
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  Drama Darling. We're live streaming. Emily and I are right here on YouTube.
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  Thank you for joining us. If you're here, give us a wave,
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  say hi, darlings. We haven't done this in about a week and
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  a half, I think, since we started experimenting, right Emily, Yes,
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  And this is a fun time for me to remind people that I don't
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  always read the comments because I'm trying to look at you and the notes,
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  and that I've my diligent notes that I take as I watch Ellless shows.
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  Oh my gosh, so many pages of notes. I mean so many.
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  You know, you know it's a good show when there are pages and pages
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  of notes. That's what I'll say. Yeah, yes, No, the
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  understand if they're here there, if they're with us, you know that's great.
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  But they know we have a job to do, and that is to
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  focus on the recap, on our notes, on our hard work. So
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  that's what we're up to. But we have we're doing a double recap today.
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  We're doing Below Deck Mad, which is the finale episode, and then
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  we're gonna just do a little dip into Miami from last week. Right,
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  that's how our schedule works out. Okay, there we go. Sometimes I
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  don't know, we usually mention it ahead, but I like learning on the
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  fly. Well, I mean no, it's just that every time we do
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  Below every time we do Miami, we're like a little bit of a week
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  behind because the Miami episodes come out like on like a Wednesday or something.
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  Yes, so then we're doing like last Wednesday's show, so we're a day
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  early. So it just but that's the way that we've been doing it,
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  and it's fine. Everybody says it's great, they're fine with the order.
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  Well, everybody's fine because sometimes at the end of the day, not everyone's
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  watching it at exactly the night that it airs. You know. Sometimes people
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  let it build up a few epps and then they dig right in and that's
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  that. You know. For example, that may be the case with Below
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  Deck or Miami. I would say things like Salt Lake City and last season's
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  vander Pump Rules. People are watching it as soon as they can if they
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  if not live, you know, right, yeah, oh, and there
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  when it's event programming, I, eh, has really hit the fan.
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  Yeah, everybody's watching live. I e he has hit the fan. Yeah,
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  that's what that stands for. No, So we actually I posted up
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  on the Patreon page that we want to take predictions on what Heather is gonna
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  say about how Jen gave her a black eye. Oh I like this,
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  people are what's the hottest take so far? Do we have like something that
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  really hadn't thought of or well a lot of people. I said, please
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  be as specific as you can. Ask the right questions. As Jodie Foster's
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  character would say in this season of True Detective, I ask the right questions
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  and you'll get the right answers wrong qutions. All right, we really are
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  our two impressions need to come together in the middle because it's like it's like
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  Patrick Mahomes slash Kermit the Frog. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's cold here,
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  it's really cold, and trying to break a case. JUDI broken Porsche
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  from natural right questions, that's questions, there's rue true to, there's gonna
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  be a Burtister, this gottend Lizam and Ellie under forty five pillows, that's
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  right now, I have under forty five pillows. Mother, give me out
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  of here, kill me out of here. Yeah, So what's hot.
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  What's the overall woo? Okay, here we go. Let me just take
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  a look here. I will say, people are everyone is very much under
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  the impression that something was thrown, and I said, I understand, but
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  I need to know what was thrown because if we're going to get competitive with
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  this, we're gonna I'm gonna need you to come up with what the object
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  was. Okay, and you know, somebody set a phone and I think
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  that's brilliant. I think a phone throw seems really on point. Yeah.
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  Danielle says it was a can of red Bull. Great. Actually this was
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  a good one, and I was close to predicting this, but I didn't
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  land on it. Kate the Duchess says they were drunk arguing about something dumb,
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  and Heather hit below the belt with and I've been your only friend.
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  Jen lundes it Heather. They wrestle a little and bam, accidental elbow to
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  the eye. Elbow to the eye sounds about right. Elbow to the eye.
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  Yeah, yeah, yes, so that really is an elbow to the
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  eye. Is good throwing something, obviously. Leah says she threw a drink
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  or a shoe, oh shoo, shoe Jeffrey says in the library with Candlestick,
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  I mean that's fair. Uh okay, yeah, I think like if
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  you know now that we're talking about her throwing things, is that where Angie
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  is like, now I'll be the one that throws things. And that's why
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  it looks so awkward when Angie tries to like have a moment, Right,
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  Angie, you really always go back to that moment. God, you She's
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  tried so many because sometimes she starts and then she starts starting. Yeah,
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  go ahead, more theories you're starting, Michelle says. Michelle from Boston says,
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  I think Heather hit her face on the bathroom counter to cause the black
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  eye. Whether Jen was involved or not. Ooh scandalous. I think production
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  may have been behind this to build up the finale bombshell. But what do
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  I know? Michelle from Boston is going in another direction entirely. She thinks
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  it's you know, a conspiracy. Yes, what's so conspiracy? I just
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  told you. She says she thinks that she hit her own face on the
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  bathroom counter to call I see that was okay, Michelle, Michelle from Boston
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  got it, but Boston, you know, Boston got it. She's saying
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  Heath is a knock. Robin says a glass or even a shoe was thrown.
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  Okay, I really think we need to lean in on the shoe.
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  I think that's the best I think if once we submit this to Bravo,
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  I think shoe is what we say, because this is a this is a
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  nationwide, worldwide contest. Right well yeah, right, you're on Patreon backslash
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  drama darling a shoe, a phone, something hard but not crazy sharp.
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  Ashley says, Okay, well, I this is off of my friend Danielle
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  who said over the weekend and Arrowhead, she said she brought her lotion to
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  me and said, this is Lemaire face lotion, which, my friends,
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  if you've seen Leamaire and known about this product, you know that this is
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  one of the best lotions out there. And I was like, girl,
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  when do you start using La Maire? And Wow, someone's got some bucks.
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  Yeah. I was gonna say, oh, my girl is doing.
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  She's doing. She's killing the game like she's a comedy writer showrunner, like
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  she's selling. She's selling, she's pitching, she's writing, she's show running.
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  She's got that Lamaire stocked and locked. Okay, so she's like this
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  feel this, this is exactly. I was like, oh my god,
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  like this size, this shape fits perfectly. So she thinks it's like a
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  face lotion like that, like a beauty product, which I think is fascinating.
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  So I'm going to go ahead and take that one for my own.
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  And that's the best I can do. Now. I go between the phone
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  and the shoe, because I don't know if the shoe is a good one
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  the phone is. I think I'm gonna have to say phone only because it
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  could fit in Gentshaw's hand. It's got the weight behind it that could really
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  land that kind of injury. Yeah, so and at close range, like
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  I think it could do some real damage. I think that it makes sense
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  they'd be fighting and how there's like something like, well, if you're so
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  innocent, show me your phone, and Jen's like, I don't know,
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  fine, take my phone. I'll show you anything I've got and then throws
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  it at her. You know, yeah, something like that. Okay,
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  Well that's we're gonna leave that alone. That's on the Patreon page you can
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  weigh in, and I actually made that public so people who aren't even patrons
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  can weigh in on that feed. Oh gosh, we have a little bit
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  of news before we get into serving Dan below Deck mad and Miami. Now,
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  I just, Emily, this story is really for you. I mean,
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  if anything, if there's ever been a story, this story is for
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  you. Stop it. Amy's now showing her ass with her stupid Stanley cup.
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  That's the size of a car. That is actually beautiful. It's Brandon
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  with twenty one seeds tequila. It is beautiful. Okay, this story is
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  really really special. And I did send it. I'd send it to you,
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  didn't I What is it about the Stanley cups on the cop car?
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  Yeah? Okay, I sent that to you. Amy? What no I
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  send to you? No, I send it to you. Look at it?
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  Look roll up. Yes, oh my god, you did. I
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  thought I said it to you. There is a woman that was arrested for
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  uh send for stealing like how many Stanley cups? Oh? This is good.
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  Okay, I have the article right here, all right, So six
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  I Stanley products. Okay. So it says that a twenty three year old
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  California woman has been arrested after allegedly stealing Stanley cups and tumblers worth twenty five
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  hundred dollars from a local store amid a hype surrounding the stainless steel product.
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  According to authorities, on Wednesday, officers from the Roseville Police Department responded to
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  a store in Rockland, California, where the store clerks say woman stuffed a
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  shopping cart with Stanley cups and tumblers and refused to pay for them, and
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  the suspect refused to stop for staff and stuffed your car with the stolen merchandise.
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  The officers spotted the suspects vehicle and made a traffic stop before detaining her.
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  They discovered a total of sixty five Stanley products, which amounted to a
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  net worth of twenty five hundred dollars. That's how much okay, sixty five
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  cups she has been charging brand theft. Twenty five hundred dollars or sixty five
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  Stanley cups would you prefer? I would just twenty five hundred for sure.
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  Police released photos showing the trunk of a car, as well as the front
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  passenger floor stuff with Stanley tumblers and and it's all there. I posted a
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  comment and said, is this her mug shot? Oh? Because that's that's
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  how I wrote. Baby, there's a picture with all of the cups on
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  the cop car, which I just wanted the cop car to back up.
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  It's on the hood of the car. And just to hear how loud,
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  like sixty five Stanley cups falling on the ground would be all at once,
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  You're only gonna hear it once because they're all gonna You know, Emily sent
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  this article to me to which I don't know why I've gained authority over this
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  somehow, because you just think I put another weird Stanley cup story in my
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  face. I think you know what it was is that you sent me this
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  article and then I scrolled and saw the people article on Instagram where he made
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  that post, and then in my brain I thought I had ownership. Thank
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  god, we've got receipts timeline screenshots. Ps. If you google RHO SLC
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  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, but you just google those letters, Google
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  has a scroll at the top quoting Heather with collaps, so if you google
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  it, it's crazy. And how did you find that? I saw somebody
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  mentioned it and I was like, I was like, oh, what is
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  this and it's like Google's in. Google is in on Salt Lake City.
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  That was crazy. You're like Google RHO SLC, And then I did,
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  and I was like, holy shit, it is so true. The ticker
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  tape. I've never seen that before, Like I get charge of that on
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  Google? Who does guess Heather Heather works at Google. I'm not totally sure,
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  but thanks for joining us. Okay. I just want to report a
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  couple other pieces of dish, and that is that Kim and Kroi Berman have
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  slashed the price of their Atlanta mansion by another million dollars, which leaves it
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  to four point five million right now. They had slashed it before to five
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  point five. Now they're at four point five. They really need to sell
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  this. Can you guys help them out? Come on, beast, go
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  buy that house, mister beast. Go buy it for a prank, but
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  there's no reason not to let them out by it for the kids free,
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  you know, buy it as a drama Darling's Compound retreat center, mister beast.
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  Thank you. Oh god. So this was wild because you know,
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  I didn't get a chance to report this news. I was holding it just
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  really you know, gatekeeping it kidding on the last to report you've heard it
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  here. Last the like the ASA which apparently is something I don't know.
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  I guess it stands for the Antithesiologists something association, society, something association.
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  They put up a graphic, a graph, and they basically explained what an
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  antithesiologist is and what a nurse anestatist is, and they said in their caption
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  the Real Housewives, Noah, fake Anisthesiologists are medical doctors with more than twelve
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  years of higher education and up to sixteen thousand hours of clinical training. Title
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  misappropriation has no place in healthcare. They are hashtagging Beverly Hills whoo. Then
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  Anne Anne Marie Wiley goes ahead and she gets right up on her Instagram and
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  is essentially saying show respect to the CRNA's as well. This type of unhealthy
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  discourse only causes friction and professional division. Political issues exist between physician anesthesiologists and
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  CRNA's, which explains their current attack on me and the CRNA profession. No,
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  she's so good at deflecting. I mean, because that's not the issue.
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  No one's saying that there's not maybe some tension there, I have no
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  idea. I'm sure that there is, but that's not the issue, right,
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  The issue is it sounded like she lied that she was this, that
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  she was a doctor, and she's being called out but she's getting I mean,
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  I have to say, this is a drag. I mean when a
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  society, like an organization, a professional organization, gets in and this is
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  her career. So I do feel like this got sticky, and this escalated
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  quickly. I don't think that she's done herself any favors by yeah, tripling
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  down on this story line and being like this doesn't exist, your tiny yeah
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  esophagus, right, And I feel like, you know, watching her deny
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  things that she has said from sentence to sentence is also not doing her any
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  favors. And if she is so hectic in her mind where excuse me,
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  she's not listening and just going for the carrot, then that's a problem too.
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  So there's a problem going for the akaa carrot diamonds really is what it
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  is, right, right. But she did apologize for dragging that storyline out
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  with Sutton at some point she I mean, she I read that and it
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  was weird because she really wouldn't let it go. No, she had such
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  hard intentions. I let the esophagus go. There's a mouse in my esophagus.
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  Actually, a mouse can't fin mysopagans because it's too small. Let the
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  mouse and mass off agus go. I mean, I'd almost have more respect
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  for her if she was like I thought this was a bigger deal than it
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  was. I thought this was more important for exposing than it was. Just
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  like, say what you really were were trying? There was such a motive
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  behind it, I know it was. It was Yeah, she let that
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  being drag and it was she's she's having to align the bed that she made.
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  Yeah, ye, well that's what I wife. Yeah, that's me.
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  So what are you going to Okay, well we we've got a couple
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  of recaps to get into, right ms oh b duh. She really means
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  that, I know she really did. She landed that one hard. So
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  we got to talk about below deep meat because it's it's the finale, it's
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  over. They they docked without having to go out. They docked, deducted
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  it in the dock. They didn't need to dock. You know, we
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  didn't get that end where it's like, oh, we're gonna dock final end
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  of the season because they never left. So we didn't get like the the
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  very the big climax of them coming in and the suspense and the music just
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  just really petered out because they just got off the I am still hungover from
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  that episode because I felt like I felt hungover watching just watching how much they
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  were drinking. In the end, I was like, how is just not
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  in the hospital? I don't know. That was some crazy ass drinking just
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  gallons, just picking up whatever like handle she could find and just drinking it
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  out of the bottle. And I was like, did they buy a bottle
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  of gray Goose at the bar like that? Yeah? Well I must have
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  had bottle service, I guess, But man, that was that was exp
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  tough. I honestly don't know how she survived that. I thought somebody needs
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  to step in, and I mean a producer and say, yeah, you're
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  cut off, right, because that looked like she was going to for sure
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  get alcohol poisoning to the level of which hospitalized. Well. Yeah, I
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  mean if you if she did, like have some kind of major issue,
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  that footage would be so damning for Bravo. But instead everything seemed to be
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  okay, So it was like party on show and then to end up with
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  Luca at the end of the night was I mean beyond disturbing. It was
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  you know what, it's part of the judgment that goes into that. But
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  at the same time, I also kind of was irritated that everybody was like,
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  just the hell's wrong with you? Meanwhile, I'm like, is anybody
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  gonna say, Luca, what the hell is wrong with you? Like you're
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  the asshole here and Jess is. I do think like it's poor judgment,
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  but like she was so wasted, Like I'm sure she maybe regrets it,
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  who knows, maybe she doesn't. By that point, it did feel like
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  she was just in it for like a fun time, and I'm so glad
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  that they didn't leave together. Oh that was Yeah, that wasn't the same.
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  Yeah, that was good. Yeah, I mean it felt it didn't
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  feel as desperate as it could have. To me in that moment when she
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  just crashed with him, it just felt like, okay, right, Yeah,
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  I just thought it was really skeevy of him to do that. It
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  was disgusting. It just felt like, I don't know, you know what
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  I mean. I can't say the words, but I just I didn't like
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  it. And I like that Kyle and Laura tried to, you know,
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  get her, to get her wits about her and make a choice and really,
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  but she wasn't going to understand it because she was so drunk. So
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  I think you're right if they would have pivoted to Luca and said, what
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  are you doing? Get out of here? Just get out, you know.
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  I don't know if you would have listened, but I think their energy
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  should have been more spent on Luca Lever alone. She's way too Yeah,
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  that's where I think. It's the other thing that Yeah, that's the other
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  thing we've learned from below Deck is maybe when someone's that wasted, you get
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  the night off, or you encourage that person. It's so tricky and gray
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  and whatever. But yeah, because it wasn't like I mean, Jess was
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  seemingly up for whatever. It's just like you just saw how much you drank.
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  I know if I drank that much, I would not be able to
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  make one decision for a week. Yeah, I would be having to be
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  convalescing for six weeks for sure. I just that's youth, I swear,
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  you can. You know, once you turn thirty it changes so you can't
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  do that, and then it as you get older. Yeah, but even
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  when I was younger, man, I would just get so hung over and
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  feel so bad even like by four a m. That night. You know
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  what I mean, if I drank, if I did a real proper I'm
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  twenty two or eighteen or you know, night out, So I don't know,
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  God bless Jessa is a better tolerance than me. That's where I couldn't
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  believe it. I mean, with her going after that one guy who was
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  just like she just wanted to get back at Luca at the club and just
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  show him, you know. And I appreciated the you know, the revenge
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  tactic in that moment, and she hustled, you know, she hustled,
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  she got it done. You know, she was like, I'm going to
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  go make out with it. And it just goes to show how easy it
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  is to kind of find someone to make out with as a woman, Like
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  you know what I mean, Like that was crazy. He's like, that
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  guy was down with it. They were making out, and I did love
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  that. Max was like and he like swooped her up and just like brought
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  her away. I thought that that was the solid, you know, get
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  me away from this stranger. By the way, I know where I'm and
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  I did this because I totally skipped ahead as I always do. I don't
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  want you notice that Jack and Max switch shirts at some point. No oh,
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  Jack started with that green shirt on okay, and then at some point
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  they had switched shirts at dinner they were wearing the opposite shirts. Oh yeah,
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  And I was like, are they going to keep doing that without telling
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  the producers? And the producers are just gonna a shit show. Con I
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  wonder if they did it and the producers noticed it and then they were like,
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  hey, you took it over here. That's all fun and games.
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  Don't do that anymore because it's a really good fuck up. Her edit,
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  so, hey, you think you're real cute with your T shirt moving,
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  No, no more, you're cut off. But Nat coming in at the
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  end there and just like villaining it up and just landing it right on Luca,
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  just making out with him in plain sight and right in front of Jess.
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  So so gross. Well, lucash she was saying about Jess, Oh
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  God, like your girlfriend's services. Tell your girlfriend her services aren't needed anymore.
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  Yeah, it was like you worked with her, like where's the compassion?
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  Just an else. I don't know, she's a monster. Yeah,
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  Because it's also like you probably will work with Jess again. So what was
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  that, like, you really want to be this person to her? I
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  just thought that was I don't know if Jess would come back, but I
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  think Nat would come back to the show. Oh Jess is coming back to
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  the show. You think so? Yeah, I don't think any of them
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  wouldn't come back. Well, they very rarely ever. Have you know second
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  Stews, third stews, you know, Deckhands come back. It's usually like
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  Chief Stews return and Bosun's return. It's usually not very common for them to
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  bring back other people. I think Jess will be back, I know you
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  don't. I don't. I mean I think she might be one and done.
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  Okay, do would you want to see her back? I have to
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  say, Like at the beginning, I know, I didn't care one way
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  or the other. But by the end, I kind of like I was
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  into her, Like I thought like she brought a certain energy that was like
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  she was kind of like a snake in the grass. Right now, Lily,
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  she's not coming back. Lily is for the stars. Lily Wow,
• 27:04
  the rainbows and unicorns and the stars, just the two huge falls she took
• 27:11
  that night in her raggedy rags rags outfit like, you know how I talk
• 27:19
  about my dad And when he comes to busy, he's like, do you
• 27:22
  have an old rag? Like everything? You have a gold tooth brush,
• 27:25
  you have a credit card? I went, you know, like old credit
• 27:26
  card? I need to get old. Do you have an old rag?
• 27:27
  You have old scrub brush like that? Her outfit was Shakira meets all of
• 27:33
  my dad's old rags, you know, I mean, And then the pixelation
• 27:37
  on the areas in which we're popping out everywhere was unbelievable. I mean it
• 27:42
  was. It was true hot and messry at the end, and it was
• 27:45
  very funny. But her falling on that beach, on all those rocks and
• 27:49
  then out of the van, how is she like these kids? I don't
• 27:57
  know how she and Max are even? And I thought they were going to
• 28:00
  break their neck loading up for that pham pool because they were like walking backwards
• 28:04
  on the cobblestone, like isn't it hilarious? We're walking backwards? And I'm
• 28:08
  like, no, it's not hilarious. You know, Lily can't walk,
• 28:11
  Like what are you doing? Max? And she's gonna drag you down with
• 28:15
  her a fucking phone machine. How did they like, how do they fail
• 28:22
  so hard. I mean it was literally dumb and dumber. I mean,
• 28:25
  those two trying to set up. I thought to myself when I saw,
• 28:29
  I was like, isn't there anyone else like in charge? I was looking
• 28:32
  around, I was looking in my room. I'm like, they can't be
• 28:33
  in charge of this. They are not equipped. Max and then Lily,
• 28:40
  who of course it was a fail, like, no wonder it can get
• 28:44
  done. They did. They can't figure anything out. And then it really
• 28:48
  wasn't that difficult. Kyle came in and save the day. I almost want
• 28:52
  to give Max the benefit of the doubt because the directions were not in French,
• 28:56
  right he said? Didn't he say, like, they're not in French,
• 28:59
  they're only an English did he? I don't know. He made some
• 29:03
  nod to that prior to it failing, I thought, but he speaks English,
• 29:08
  he does, But maybe I was gonna kind of think. I thought,
• 29:11
  like, well, maybe he's not. You know, those directions are
• 29:15
  already hard when even in English sometimes so I'm right, it's like, really,
• 29:19
  you know, Lily can also read He's busy, she's dreaming. She's
• 29:26
  dreaming of walking straight, not falling that she starts running towards the ocean,
• 29:36
  which is like, what are you doing? People die, Like, this
• 29:38
  is how people die. This is when we scroll through Instagram and we see
• 29:42
  all these random people articles. That's like, you know, YACHTI runs towards
• 29:48
  ocean, decides to have a fun romp in the sea, is eaten by
• 29:53
  a shark in two seconds flat, leaves other yachty on Rocky dismayed. It's
• 30:00
  like, this is how you die. You're you know. Also those just
• 30:04
  that seashore was so like cumbersome, like it was just like jagged and rocks.
• 30:12
  It was not a welcoming space. Was not a sandy beach, no,
• 30:18
  ma'am. Yeah, that last hurrah of them being out and gnat and
• 30:26
  just did kind of say towards the end before she ran off and thank god
• 30:32
  someone was hot on her tail. But she was like that's my boyfriend.
• 30:37
  What are you doing my boyfriend? And then she just like left. Weird,
• 30:41
  yeah, because there was no getting to Nat. Also, like you
• 30:45
  know, the whole thing like with I was glad too that Luca was keeping
• 30:52
  that busy because I think had he not, she would have come for Kyle
• 30:56
  really hard. I think she was like in a space where she was trying
• 31:00
  to She was just like kind of trying to impress Luca and it gave it
• 31:06
  put her shoulders down for Kyle a little bit. That said, I do
• 31:08
  not think that Kyle needed to like take full responsibility for the situation that Nat
• 31:15
  also created. That was weird to me that he did that. But whatever,
• 31:18
  he needed closure, He needed closure, and he did. I mean,
• 31:22
  let's not forget he popped off way more than she did. You know,
• 31:27
  yeah, he really like let's just remember he's been out sick for a
• 31:32
  long time. Oh you know, he's been it's been a while, but
• 31:37
  like, and god, I love him. He's so entertaining. But it
• 31:41
  is so funny to me that he's like crying to to me that she's gonna
• 31:47
  show up, and he's so betrayed that no one told him. He's like,
• 31:51
  I feel so patryed. And then he like leaves and he's crying like
• 31:56
  tears, you know that she's gonna be there, and to me, he's
• 31:57
  like, really, link this is you're crying? You were this like what?
• 32:01
  And then and then he's so upset and he's like, of course she's
• 32:07
  got to come and show up and have the last word and like all this
• 32:09
  stuff, I never want to see her face again, like as she's dead
• 32:13
  to me and then she's like and the next thing, you know, he's
• 32:15
  going. I just truly hope we can be friends, Like I genuinely mean
• 32:20
  it. You know, it's just the best. He can, like really
• 32:23
  turn on a dime. I was glad they had that moment. I really
• 32:27
  was. I I like them when they're together. I mean I really do.
• 32:31
  I don't think that they are good for each other at all, and
• 32:38
  I love when they blow up on the show. Yeah they're not good for
• 32:43
  each other, but they're so good for each other for the show. Yes,
• 32:46
  right, so I guess like they'll both be back. We know this.
• 32:52
  Yeah, they're stellar, like they have to be. I also like
• 32:54
  that Kyle apologized to Sandy and was emotional and was like, I'm in a
• 33:00
  dark place and she is such compassion and she believed it. I mean he
• 33:05
  was. He was in a real bad place, like I went down and
• 33:08
  didn't come back up. Yeah. And I think it's always interesting too when
• 33:14
  you realize, like the timeline is like four days and then you know,
• 33:17
  you hear Kyle be like I've changed. I was in the darkest place of
• 33:22
  my life. But now I'm such a different person now, Yeah I know.
• 33:25
  I'm like, yeah, you were totally Steven says the girl whose dad
• 33:32
  founded Sprouts will definitely be back. Oh yeah, we can't get I would
• 33:37
  love her. I want to hear more about Sprouts, just like every confessional,
• 33:40
  just like, what's an aisle for? You know what? Why did
• 33:44
  your dad choose to put make that aisle for? Like what kind of grains
• 33:47
  do you have? What kind of fresh nuts do you have? What?
• 33:51
  What kind of grass fed? You know? Yeah, yeah, it's a
• 33:54
  deckhand. So she will be back, I bet yeah, like an eighteenth
• 33:59
  day. I can't And so you know they'll secure their place. Very rude,
• 34:04
  yes, very rude. Not rude, but very rude. They didn't
• 34:10
  that dude at the beginning that they didn't even show in the this season on
• 34:15
  Below Deck med they showed all of the trials and tribulations to start this episode,
• 34:21
  and Rue was not in the package. Who's Rue? That guy that
• 34:25
  faked his papers to get on the boat. There are whole reason Max is
• 34:30
  on the boat. I literally did not get your joke because I was like,
• 34:37
  I don't know who Rue is again, nobody does nobody remembers. But
• 34:43
  they didn't even have him on there, which I was like, Wow,
• 34:45
  that was a big country, big deal, and that really did happen in
• 34:50
  the second episode, like he was gone after the second episode. He was
• 34:53
  such a big part of that first and second episode. Like well, because
• 34:57
  I also like to have that storyline, when are we gonna get that one
• 35:00
  again? That was a but they were like, nope, not in the
• 35:02
  package. And then I'll watch what happened. Sandy and uh Tomy were on
• 35:07
  and and there was some kind of like who do you never want to talk
• 35:12
  to again? Or something like that, and Sandy I think she was along
• 35:15
  the lines of like Rue or would you ever talk to Rue again? And
• 35:19
  She's like no, She's like who is real? I don't know, not
• 35:23
  a leader. And then Andy's like what about Crystal? And She's like who's
• 35:28
  Crystal Beverly Hill? Oh no, I forgot to plug in my computer,
• 35:34
  oh Darling, Oh my gosh. Oh, Amy's I'm gonna I'm gonna come
• 35:39
  over, uh Rasca while you're doing that, I see rosca O six.
• 35:46
  Wow, how could we forget real? And I agree, Ross, how
• 35:51
  could we we forget real? Oh? My goodness, Stephen, the girl
• 36:00
  whose dad found it sprouts, the girl dad found sprouts. You know what,
• 36:05
  I'm dating him. I mean, there's so controversy with Ramona, by
• 36:13
  the way and her new bo in the Hampton's. Chas Dean popped off,
• 36:17
  who if you don't live in l a billboards? Yeah, and anyway,
• 36:24
  he over yeah, he overheard her boyfriend wasted and facetiming Ramona. Go to
• 36:31
  page six, Well what did he say, what did he overhear? He
• 36:35
  just he just said he he was like, you know, blot of the
• 36:38
  clown drunk out in the Hampton's, facetiming Ramona as a tool for his buddy
• 36:45
  to be able to pick up someone from Chasdein's table, like a gal that
• 36:51
  his buddy was flirting with, and was like here, I'm I'm with Ramona
• 36:54
  and she is my girlfriend. Anyway, you know what, Chazz, everybody
• 37:05
  does that and I don't have a problem with it. Okay, uh so
• 37:10
  what people do that all the time, and you know that somebody's done that
• 37:16
  to you too, Like, oh my god, I'm with Jazz Dean,
• 37:20
  Like in, Chazz, can you call my friend like please? I think
• 37:22
  the bigger headline was how wasted the boyfriend was? Oh yeah, and then
• 37:28
  it was confirmed that it was Ramona's boyfriend, and page six went with it.
• 37:32
  Well, look, I fully support getting drunk in the Hampton's, So
• 37:37
  I have a problem with Ramona's boyfriend or flexing the fact that he's proud of
• 37:44
  his girlfriend for who she is. So look, I'm gonna go controversial and
• 37:47
  stand by this guy until he does something, which I'm sure will happen soon,
• 37:52
  that is offensive. For real. Oh, I know it's offensive.
• 37:55
  That fucking blowout he keeps giving women that's forty years ars old, Like,
• 38:00
  I don't understand how he's like Jack Temper. Yeah, Jazz, that is
• 38:04
  offensive. Yeah, Jazz blowout. I thought I met Ramona's boyfriend. Once
• 38:09
  he does something really offensive, I'll wait for that. But Jazz, oh
• 38:14
  wow, now yeah, we're coming for him. We are coming for him
• 38:16
  right now. I didn't know today was going to be the day we came
• 38:22
  for Jazz Deine. I didn't know. I didn't know. He fascinates me.
• 38:25
  But anyway, back to the yacht, Okay, back to the okay.
• 38:30
  He would be a great guest on below deck. He would be a
• 38:34
  great charter guest. I would love to see that. Oh, like,
• 38:37
  I just want to see what he's about in a small, contained living situation.
• 38:45
  Just I want to watch him, not in a reality show. Oh
• 38:47
  okay. I was going to say, well that deck okay, but that
• 38:51
  is sort of like a reality show. No, I'm saying I don't want
• 38:54
  his own reality show. I need him in somebody else's space where it's not
• 38:59
  going to be totally about him. Yeah, I know that's true. I
• 39:06
  did. I saw a couple of those, but I felt like it wasn't
• 39:07
  what I really I wanted to see him at night. I wanted to see
• 39:10
  him. I want to see him from the sificity. It's really you're really
• 39:15
  honing in on what you want on a Chazz Dean. God, this is
• 39:19
  really taking the ask. Is that I get to see Chaz Dean on a
• 39:23
  boat in the ocean, and I get to see Morning tonight, and he's
• 39:29
  also with Jeff and Stephanie the charter guest from this last That's all I've ever
• 39:36
  asked. I never asked for anything else. I don't blame you. Look
• 39:38
  Jeff and Stephanie. I was about to say Jazz, but Jeff, that's
• 39:45
  what they when the three of those hang out, that's what they call each
• 39:46
  other. Damn, I wish my nickname was the Jazz. Jazz ticket the
• 39:52
  jazz. Oh, here comes jazz, Jeff and Jazz. We call the
• 39:59
  jazz in the room. She got tickets to the Chess by sleeping with somebody,
• 40:10
  chest to chest chest chess, sleeping with chess and okay, so oh
• 40:21
  yeah. Jeff and Stephanie are so relatable to every couple that's been together and
• 40:27
  hates each other. That was It was so funny not talk about something no
• 40:31
  I'm I'm like, I just have been around it, you know what I
• 40:35
  mean, and it's so uncomfortable, and you just that was just so relatable.
• 40:42
  And his sigh of just absolute disgust for her was really funny. And
• 40:52
  her just jabbing him in every second she gets like it was so classic.
• 40:57
  It was like American beauty you know wait that yeah, yeah, with Kevin
• 41:02
  Spacey in Yes, totally. God. They hate each other so much and
• 41:09
  she just h drives him crazy. And then when when he gets a compliment,
• 41:16
  she's got to like take it from him, you know, because they
• 41:20
  were like, oh, we like your suit, where did you get it?
• 41:22
  And he's like, oh, it's vintage, I got this vintage place
• 41:23
  and she's like yeah, because we live in an apartment and he doesn't have
• 41:28
  any clues we do, so do we gotta He's gotta rump go to a
• 41:32
  rummage sale and get his clothes. And I'm like, what bad deal business
• 41:39
  deal did he make that landed them in an apartment they where they had to
• 41:43
  sell their house, Like what is happening in their lives? I mean?
• 41:46
  Yeah? And and the fact that we only heard the other couples sounding off
• 41:51
  about them once was miraculous. Those are all very nice people, because to
• 41:55
  me, it feels like that would be they would have become the mascot of
• 42:00
  the trip, and everybody would have been sidebarring, like what the fuck?
• 42:05
  Like the fact that we only got maybe they were, but we just saw
• 42:07
  it once in the van, but man, it was like they didn't say.
• 42:14
  There was one point where she was sitting on his lap at the end,
• 42:16
  and I was like, that had to be somebody dared her to do
• 42:20
  that, Like there's no way that that was just like I'm gonna now do
• 42:23
  this right right. I love the part where and we just hear his voice
• 42:29
  be like I don't want to be here. And it was when they got
• 42:32
  to the phone party and I was like, God, I feel you,
• 42:37
  Jeff. I do not want to be there either. I am so sorry
• 42:40
  for this horrific vacation and your horrible marriage and your life. Like I just
• 42:47
  really found for both of them. They're miserable with each other. You did.
• 42:52
  I didn't feel for him once. I was like, buddy, like,
• 42:54
  you can't just have well like one. I just feel for people who
• 43:00
  were okay, look, yeah, I don't know I did. That did
• 43:04
  seem shitty? No, I was. I did feel for them. I
• 43:07
  was like, this fucking nasty ass pool in the middle of nowhere with these
• 43:12
  stupid ass rafts and no foam, and it's supposed to be some kind of
• 43:16
  spring break. I'm an adult person, Like, I don't need to reenact
• 43:21
  a spring break. It just yes, I did. I was like,
• 43:23
  this sucks so hard for them. Well it did suck, but nothing was
• 43:30
  good enough for Jeff and that was what was driving me. Especially his wife,
• 43:35
  especially with his beautiful bride Stephanie. Well, she's not good enough for
• 43:39
  him either. They need to go find somebody else for each other. Like,
• 43:44
  I don't know why they're together. Yeah, Oh they're bicker. Oh
• 43:47
  yeah, and then she like stole his phone remember that. Oh she was
• 43:52
  complaining about why Fi. Oh yeah, kids are never going to get married.
• 43:59
  Oh I can't get Wi Fi. You're fucking on vacation in Porta Fino.
• 44:02
  Look around. You don't need Wi Fi. Like that was annoying to
• 44:06
  me. Oh god, it just was funny. It was funny. Okay,
• 44:13
  Sandy wasn't looking for her underpants this time, but she does need toilet
• 44:17
  paper and toilet paper. I'm not a tpe. Can somebody give me some
• 44:23
  toilet paper? I'm like, Sandy, there are some things that maybe you
• 44:25
  should get for yourself, I know. And like it was like toilet paper,
• 44:30
  Yeah, toilet paper, toilet paper, yeap, toilet paper, three
• 44:35
  different ways. Pick a real leader role, you know what I mean.
• 44:37
  I like a role that likes to lead. Nice and soft sod on my
• 44:44
  bumb you know, but not too soft nothing, Sandy, I know that's
• 44:49
  my name. No Sandy paper. The dinner, the serv and turf dinner
• 44:57
  was great. Sandy loved the Hollywood glam table scape. She was like,
• 45:00
  god, I love this tablescape. This is fucking amazing. Like I love
• 45:04
  when she gets pumped up. I was, yeah, sure, there have
• 45:07
  been better table scapes this season, but they were all very happy with that
• 45:10
  one. They were and Toomey is really you know, she's growing as a
• 45:15
  chief stew She was able to do that. Oh shit, So here I
• 45:22
  am giving all the flowers to Toomey. I thought Timmy did that. Oh
• 45:27
  okay, you're right, Jessica did it. Jessica's really growing as a as
• 45:30
  a crew member. She's really leaning into you know, her role and I
• 45:37
  and she's just doing great. The tablecloth was a little wrinkly. I saw
• 45:42
  too many plates that needed to be a little smoothed out with a steamer.
• 45:45
  But other than that, I thought it looked fabulous. Yeah, I mean
• 45:47
  it was fine. It was. It was. It was not remarkable to
• 45:52
  me. It was just it was. It was remarkable. And I didn't
• 45:58
  like the red and the black so much. To me, when you are
• 46:00
  doing if you're doing Hollywood, it's going black, but yes, and some
• 46:06
  white. Yeah, I agree, I'm ivory cream. But listen, you
• 46:10
  know they did the best they could. Uh So. Kyle sees the text
• 46:20
  that Luca is doing to Katie Flood and he is just like I need to
• 46:24
  tell her I'm a goalsip at my call, Like he can't get enough.
• 46:28
  He is one hundred that person and he owns it, which I love you.
• 46:36
  Gotta love him for that. So he doesn't like go and tell Jess.
• 46:39
  He goes and tells Laura when she comes back from behind, to me
• 46:45
  and basically just about everybody. It's funny because as Kyle leaves the room to
• 46:50
  tell people about the jest thing, other people enter the room to not tell
• 46:53
  Kyle that Natalia is going to be I mean, there was just so many
• 46:58
  series. Yeah, surprise is happening, and like only two people didn't know
• 47:04
  the full story, and that's Jess and Kyle, which is why Kyle was
• 47:07
  so upset at Laura because she didn't tell him that nat was coming. Yeah.
• 47:13
  I kind of got why Kyle was upset, and it did feel like
• 47:15
  a betrayal. I got that because these are now his coworkers, the people
• 47:22
  he has their backs every day now, and like it would have been nice
• 47:25
  to get a heads up just as like a hey, warning, this is
• 47:30
  gonna happen later, and I get not telling him while there's guests, wait
• 47:34
  till the guests are off right, but he deserved to know from his pals
• 47:37
  on the boat. I think, I agree. I agree. Yeah,
• 47:43
  so they didn't get a great tip, but I mean, I guess,
• 47:47
  which is kind of a bummer because they can't control the weather. But what
• 47:51
  are you going to do? Yeah, well, Jess walks into the laundry
• 47:57
  room and overhears them talking, so she finds out out and then that's what
• 48:00
  spurs her on to go on this drinking spree, which is such a bummer.
• 48:06
  Sandy joins them, Oh, were you nervous when you saw Jess in
• 48:08
  the other room listening? I was like, oh, God, keep it,
• 48:12
  keep it, keep it above board there, Kyle, keep it nice.
• 48:15
  Not that he would have said something bad about Jess, but you never
• 48:17
  know, like you might say. But I thought, I thought, like
• 48:22
  if I was Jess, I could I would feel okay about here. Overhearing
• 48:27
  that conversation, Yeah, I thought that was fine. They both did it
• 48:30
  a great job. And when Sandy joined them for a little while at dinner,
• 48:35
  she was like, yeah, I got my silver biker jacket on.
• 48:38
  I loved it. I loved it crew dinner jacket. Yeah. You know
• 48:44
  she rides motorcycles. Oh, I did not know that her and Tamera.
• 48:49
  Mm hmmm. So that was you know, I think kind of like that's
• 48:52
  like her style, like kind of biker jacket, that's he that's her vibe.
• 48:58
  So uh, that was great and I think we I think we covered
• 49:02
  it. I mean, look, what else are we going to talk about?
• 49:07
  Yeah, I mean let's let's move on. Get off the dock.
• 49:09
  We've been at the dock for a while now. Mm hmm, Well fly
• 49:14
  over to Miami. Okay, one more thing. I just want to say
• 49:17
  that, like over the last several weeks with Sandy having to say, like
• 49:21
  I got to get you off the boat, you know, because everyone is
• 49:22
  sick. It's the last episode literally, and was like I got to get
• 49:27
  you off the boat, you know, like because of Lily's leg. It's
• 49:30
  like she can't even like end the season without like there are no guests,
• 49:35
  and she's like, I got to get you off this boat. I still
• 49:37
  have to get you off this boat because you're still on my watch. Yep
• 49:43
  for Lily, Yeah for Lily, for Lily, Lily and oh and then
• 49:46
  Sandy does say her goodbyes and is basically like just dealing out, you know,
• 49:52
  leader compliments like she's got an endless deck of cards. Three people just
• 49:58
  to three. Yeah, that's a lot. I think she could have said
• 50:01
  one nice sentence for each person in the room, but that's just me.
• 50:06
  Yeah, she just said it to the leaderboard. She headed up, Luca,
• 50:12
  you you were born to be a leader, you know, like you
• 50:15
  are the definition of leadership. Kyle, you're almost a leader, you know,
• 50:19
  and like shit to Kyle. Oh yeah, she didn't. She just
• 50:22
  accepted his apology. She was like, you're not away in the room with
• 50:27
  everyone. She just addressed the three And I was like, so right,
• 50:34
  well, Kyle was not in a leadership role. I get it. I
• 50:38
  get I. I kind of, after a second, categorized the way she
• 50:42
  was thinking. I was like, okay, this was a department heads and
• 50:49
  then she's like, I will be captain until the day they put me underground
• 50:52
  or set me a fire. Loved it, absolutely loved it. Okay,
• 51:00
  so what a great what a great season. We're obviously going to have some
• 51:05
  sort of reunion. I imagine, right, they didn't have that zoom that
• 51:09
  they do from below decks always so weird. They're coming in from god knows
• 51:15
  where. The lighting's awful, you know, it's just such a nutty,
• 51:20
  nutty situation. But I still like, yeah, it's it's a sight to
• 51:23
  behold. But we need to know, Yeah, we do. We need
• 51:28
  to know. I would like to see where Nat and Kyle are and like
• 51:32
  to what else I want to hear from Rue, you know and Brooke?
• 51:43
  Yeah, how about we talk about some Miami? Yes please? Jeez.
• 51:53
  Gerty's fight with cancer is an on paralleled storyline that we've never really seen the
• 52:01
  likes of. And it's unbelievable how transparent she's being with us, because she
• 52:09
  is essentially putting us in her shoes, like we're on this journey with her
• 52:15
  not knowing what's going to come ahead. I mean, we kind of have
• 52:17
  a little bit of an idea because we know what's happening in real time for
• 52:22
  her to express to us as she's finding out what she's feeling. And it
• 52:29
  really drove that point home when she and Russell were at that gorgeous lunch,
• 52:34
  that gorgeous lunch. The lighting was really beautiful, that light. Yeah,
• 52:38
  and she was just you know, and she had just had her second surgery
• 52:46
  already, and she's like, I can't do this again. I can't.
• 52:51
  I'm not going to do it again, and he was like, let's just
• 52:53
  just be prepared. She had she had her second one. I see,
• 52:59
  I was a little prepping for her second one. I'm not knowing if you
• 53:01
  can't have a third one. I was confused if she had had the second
• 53:07
  or not, Darlings, can you in the comments if you know, because
• 53:10
  at first I thought, oh, she's still prepping for the second one.
• 53:14
  But remember she was going to have it a week later. But we didn't
• 53:17
  see that, and it seemed like it already that she had had the second
• 53:22
  but I thought she was waiting on the results to find out if they had
• 53:25
  if she was going to have chemo. Now, I don't know. I'm
• 53:29
  a little confused. I mean, I just keep taking such comfort and knowing
• 53:34
  and this is unrealistic, I know, but I just take comfort in knowing
• 53:37
  the future and God like that. But to take that out of it in
• 53:43
  her position back then, it's just like she probably just didn't even have the
• 53:49
  energy mentally to fake or organize one thought to make it better for production,
• 53:55
  you know what I mean. Like that's why it does feel so raw.
• 54:00
  Oh my god. I mean, her being like I don't want to do
• 54:05
  a third, and he's like, you have to prepare yourself to basically deal
• 54:07
  with whatever is coming your way. And I understood where he was coming from,
• 54:14
  right, and I understood what her response was and why she said what
• 54:17
  she said, which is that like, I just one step at a time,
• 54:21
  because it would have been easy for her to lash out and be like,
• 54:23
  look, easy for you to say, prepare yourself. I'm just trying
• 54:25
  to figure out what I'm going to do today and how I'm going to get
• 54:29
  through the day. And you really got a you know, a microscope into
• 54:34
  what their conversations are, like, what real conversations are like when your partner
• 54:38
  has cancer. Yeah, it's like, yeah, and I get that she
• 54:45
  doesn't want I think what she's trying to say is like, I don't even
• 54:49
  want to think about the third step. Let's just be really positive and positive
• 54:52
  energy out there for everything, and then let's not like but yeah, that's
• 54:57
  got to be scary for Russell to hear something like that too. Yeah,
• 55:00
  the whole thing is just heavy. Okay. So Stephen says she had the
• 55:05
  second surgery later in the episode because Alexia called her and Gertie said they might
• 55:08
  have to do chemo because they were at twenty nine and not at twenty four.
• 55:13
  Blowhola. Yeah, okay, that's what I thought, But I was
• 55:15
  confused because you didn't see any you know, we weren't walked through that surgery.
• 55:21
  But maybe she was like, I'm not bringing you in here again,
• 55:23
  like let me just do this on my own. And so that that does
• 55:28
  make sense, and it sounds like, you know, when she was crying
• 55:32
  that she's going to have to do chemo, and and we know that that
• 55:37
  is the case. So yeah, but even in the at the beginning of
• 55:40
  the episode, she was like, now I'm looking at these numbers and like,
• 55:43
  if you're over twenty five, you're gonna have to do chemo. And
• 55:45
  like she wasn't expecting any of this. She's like, she was going into
• 55:51
  that surgery, she thought they would remove the cancer, the margins would be
• 55:54
  clear, and she'd be done with it. And that's what anyone would want
• 55:58
  to hope. And so the fact that now she's got to deal with the
• 56:00
  second one and then the chemo part, and that like it's just you really
• 56:05
  are being walked through this and you see a glimpse into what it must be
• 56:10
  like, and it's just she's just handling it so well and to share with
• 56:15
  us is amazing. Yeah, I know, and that and the and the
• 56:20
  family too. But yeah, but back to the swimsuit week, swim week
• 56:30
  in Miami, why just cover them up more? Why don't you just put
• 56:36
  a fucking potato sack on them? Whatever? So confused, I was glad
• 56:39
  that somebody one of the cast said after, like why was she wearing so
• 56:45
  like both of them, Julia and Kiki looked amazing, and I didn't know
• 56:51
  if that was a request by them, but we've seen them in bathing suits,
• 56:55
  so I don't. I don't get that. Well, Julia did say
• 57:00
  can I have a cover up? Like I think she did maybe she was
• 57:04
  leaning more towards having a cover up, but full on gowns, I mean,
• 57:07
  you know, and then Kiki in a dress or like a two piece
• 57:10
  outfit. I just was like, this doesn't seem right. I don't know
• 57:15
  why they did that, right. I don't either, because especially Julia,
• 57:21
  it was swimsuit, but when she comes back out, she's basically wearing a
• 57:24
  winter track suit beach apparel. Like, I was so confused by even the
• 57:30
  ensemble for that category. So but I think maybe she wanted to just get
• 57:39
  me. I could see her requesting it just to get the dust off.
• 57:43
  It's been a minute since she's walked a runway. Maybe she didn't want to
• 57:45
  go fully vulnerable in that moment, and on Miami, so it's gonna live
• 57:51
  forever. Yeah, so yeah, I could see that happening. Well,
• 57:53
  I mean I would do that, but you know, well sure, yeah,
• 57:57
  yeah, yeah I too. But I was also never a model.
• 58:00
  I loved hearing that she had the same agency originally as Kate most did and
• 58:05
  they were discovered at the same time. That was a super cute little fact
• 58:07
  toy. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And and I also just hated
• 58:15
  hearing this story about Kiki getting kicked out. That was devastating and mother still
• 58:21
  doesn't talk to her. Yeah, that was like a new I thought maybe
• 58:24
  I had missed something me too. I don't remember ever hearing that. Yeah,
• 58:29
  that was crazy. I mean, I guess that's she was saying in
• 58:32
  their culture, that that what she was doing modeling was the equivalent of doing
• 58:37
  porn. But you would think eventually once she's like fully successful in all this,
• 58:46
  I don't know, it's just wild. Well, she said that she
• 58:51
  was things are okay with her dad now, but she doesn't. She's never
• 58:54
  talked to her stepmom, So I wonder if they're together, if her and
• 58:58
  her dad are, if the stepmom and the dad are still together, Yeah,
• 59:02
  that would be Yeah. I just assumed that they were, but maybe
• 59:06
  they're not. It'd be interesting if divorce was okay. But that right,
• 59:13
  right? I mean I guess it would because because yeah, unless her mom
• 59:15
  died, I forget did her mom die? I don't know, yah,
• 59:22
  but being kicked out at fifteen, I mean, I can't even imagine,
• 59:27
  and then she's got to just figure it out on her own. It just
• 59:30
  goes to show what a strong person she is and highlighting story key. I
• 59:34
  want key key back. I want to know more about her. The fact
• 59:37
  that we're this far in and we're just hearing about her origin story is wild
• 59:42
  to me. That's okay. There was other things going on, and we
• 59:45
  knew like that it was going to have to be a slow burn with her
• 59:50
  because of like the lease of stuff. And you know that when you have
• 59:54
  these types of other storylines eclipsing a cast, there there's really no room to
• 1:00:00
  kind of squeeze in the newbie as organic as you want to, so I
• 1:00:06
  think, you know, having the time to be able to shed some light
• 1:00:09
  on her story and it just it just means that she'll bloom just slow and
• 1:00:15
  slow, and I like that's true. Doesn't always mean that's going to be
• 1:00:20
  the case because sometimes we don't have the time for it and they cut them.
• 1:00:22
  You know. Well, what I'm saying is Kiki without any kind of
• 1:00:27
  explosive storyline this season is still so compelling to me. I don't care.
• 1:00:31
  I just like love her presence on the show and I don't want her to
• 1:00:36
  not be renewed. Agreet hard agree, hard agree. Lisa and her boyfriend,
• 1:00:44
  who I don't know is name, so I just Jody, Jody,
• 1:00:49
  thank you. I said Corey because he kind of reminds me of Corey from
• 1:00:52
  Winter House Summer House, you know, so his name is Corey on my
• 1:00:57
  notes, But like you really got to hear from him in this episode,
• 1:01:01
  and like he's like kind of a weirdo. R. Yeah, I mean
• 1:01:05
  we've heard I feel like we've we've heard enough from him that we know that
• 1:01:09
  he's it's not, yeah, what's going on there? I I am unsure
• 1:01:19
  I'll tell you because I'm like he's got a lot of patience. But then
• 1:01:23
  we've seen like these off show things where he's going in on the d on
• 1:01:28
  these messages tired eyes Jody, Yeah, the as are like, yeah,
• 1:01:37
  it looks like he's they made. They're torturing him and they're making him keep
• 1:01:40
  his eyes open. Well, funny you should say that. I think he's
• 1:01:44
  had that eye lid. That's removal surgery. That's what it is. I
• 1:01:49
  think that that's what's going on there. Not is lid fully you know,
• 1:01:52
  like with the upper Yeah, the whole islet is gone. Islid removal.
• 1:02:00
  But we talked about that because I'm pretty sure that, like other people have
• 1:02:04
  had that, and sometimes it looks amazing and sometimes it looks like you don't
• 1:02:08
  have enough, like it looks stretched. Yeah, Stephen says, he got
• 1:02:14
  toothpicks in those eyes. That's what that's what it looks like. I think
• 1:02:17
  I cut you off on something. Do you remember what you were saying about,
• 1:02:22
  Jody? Oh? No, just that like I don't know his game.
• 1:02:25
  He's running a game. I don't know what it is. Okay.
• 1:02:29
  I think that like he's entertained by Lisa, but like there's something else going
• 1:02:32
  on there. Okay, so he well, he's definitely had a lot of
• 1:02:39
  surgeries. He seems to me like the male equivalent of like what most women,
• 1:02:46
  yeah, in a sense, or what most like a lot of women
• 1:02:51
  do with plastic surgery. Where I don't know, like I'm questioning if his
• 1:02:55
  muscles are real or he got like muscle implants and like you know what I'm
• 1:03:01
  saying, I'm looking at going I think he might be Frankenstein together on some
• 1:03:06
  level, and he's not who we think he is, Like if we were
• 1:03:09
  to see a picture of him, who do you think like he'd like Harry
• 1:03:15
  Potter, Like he's he originally looked like Harry Potter and was like that size,
• 1:03:20
  but he was Frank you're saying he's a wizard. He's a wizard.
• 1:03:23
  Is that what you're saying? Yea wizard? Okay, I don't know.
• 1:03:29
  But for him to speak to like what's going on in Lisa's life in that
• 1:03:34
  moment by saying like, well, we've had a settle, Lisa got you
• 1:03:37
  know, a settlement offer, but then that went away, like he's speaking
• 1:03:42
  for her, And this is getting really really weird, like get out of
• 1:03:45
  the here weird that the realtors like giving her like like personal advice, like
• 1:03:52
  you gotta get out, like also like psychological I know, yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:00
  the whole thing is bizarre. And I was glad that Lisa wasn't totally
• 1:04:03
  shitting on this five million dollar house, like she's gonna have to slum it
• 1:04:08
  in, like she was kind of like open to the idea. Again,
• 1:04:12
  I don't get these glass hallways of wine that are seemed to be in so
• 1:04:16
  many of these homes. I hate Miami architecture more than anything, like any
• 1:04:21
  house, penthouse, you name it. Unless Julia's farm, I'm not interested.
• 1:04:28
  I just didn't have her and Terry have that too. That glass.
• 1:04:30
  Yeah, I hate it. It's so bizarre that okay, yes, that
• 1:04:34
  wine thing for sure. It is like that, you know, people want
• 1:04:39
  to see show off your wine collection, you know, just for your art
• 1:04:44
  collection. I have an amazing art collection. This portrait of me. I
• 1:04:50
  did love that she made fun of herself by saying like, I mean,
• 1:04:54
  I don't think Lenny's gonna want that. I mean that was actually pretty funny.
• 1:04:58
  Oh, an amazing art color. Just so many portraits of me.
• 1:05:02
  I could see Lenny being like, Okay, you want it, then you've
• 1:05:05
  got to pay me half the value of it, and then Lisa not doing
• 1:05:10
  it, and then that then going to auction and then like we buy it
• 1:05:14
  for thirty bucks. Oh my god, right, she can't even afford to
• 1:05:17
  buy her own portrait back. Oh that's so sad. Well, not even
• 1:05:23
  not affording it, just being like out of spite, being like, no,
• 1:05:27
  just give it to me, it's me. And then then he just
• 1:05:30
  is like, Okay, it's an auction. He's such an asshole. Of
• 1:05:33
  course he will. But him going back and forth and then just talking about
• 1:05:38
  how I don't know what's going to happen, and it's like, well this
• 1:05:42
  is all. This is all very contentious. So of course Lenny's back and
• 1:05:46
  forth like he's a wreck. Everyone's a fucking wreck. I do believe that
• 1:05:53
  what she said about him dangling things in front of her, Yeah, that
• 1:05:59
  is true. He's a monster. Allegedly. Well, the agent's like so
• 1:06:05
  cash mortgage, like, how are we gonna do this? Let's go,
• 1:06:08
  you know, and she's like I don't fucking know, like how this is
• 1:06:13
  happen. He's like, we have a business to run. I'm showing these
• 1:06:15
  houses, like what are we doing here? And she's like I have no
• 1:06:17
  idea, no clue. And then Corey, oh not Corey. Jody is
• 1:06:25
  like, well, once you make a settlement, most of your worries will
• 1:06:29
  be gone. Girl, Girl gone, go gone. Girl like you go,
• 1:06:33
  what are you doing well, Frankenstein some more, I don't know.
• 1:06:38
  I she is so stupid. I'm sorry, any I have to speak to
• 1:06:43
  women for a second here, okay, because I feel like this is a
• 1:06:47
  truth, like a story, a tale as old as time, where women
• 1:06:51
  move on so quickly in the middle of their tumultuous divorce settlement, alimony,
• 1:07:00
  child support, custody battle, they quickly move on to another man and it
• 1:07:09
  messes everything up. It messes the kid's situation up. They don't give it
• 1:07:14
  a hot second to settle down. And Len, I'm talking about women.
• 1:07:21
  I'm saying women, we have to be smarter at this. Men are not
• 1:07:28
  like douchebags like Lenny. They're gonna douchebag all over, you know. But
• 1:07:31
  women have to be smarter and be more protective over their realm because she's getting
• 1:07:42
  in, getting this Jody guy involved, and it could screw her over.
• 1:07:45
  She could She's in a vulnerable position. She may not be thinking clearly all
• 1:07:48
  this drama with Lenny is such an asshole. Having Jody involved could complicate matters
• 1:07:54
  for her beyond belief that she doesn't even know at this point, she could
• 1:07:58
  be taken advantage by him, and that's what I don't like like women.
• 1:08:01
  Well, I think it might complicate things for her because Jody, we think,
• 1:08:08
  is maybe helping her financially, which is going to then cut into her
• 1:08:12
  support from Lenny. Allegedly. That was kind of what was I was wondering
• 1:08:15
  if that was happening. I'm good that remember when they were all talking to
• 1:08:20
  her at the whatever, and I still say that they didn't The girls did
• 1:08:27
  not help Lisa at all by asking her questions like that because she has to
• 1:08:31
  disclose that regarding your support. Yeah, but so I do wonder if he's
• 1:08:38
  helping her. But yeah, I mean, it's the kind of thing where
• 1:08:43
  it's so easy for us to be like here it is. But then when
• 1:08:45
  you're Lisa coming out of something feeling so broken because like you've been replaced in
• 1:08:51
  every way by your partner, I can see where it the allure of having
• 1:08:58
  somebody that thinks you're really cool and fresh. But yeah, it's like,
• 1:09:02
  don't go for it if you can remember, don't do it yet, it's
• 1:09:05
  like it's hard to do. It's not that I'm saying it's not hard to
• 1:09:09
  do, because I know what that feels like, Like, yeah, you
• 1:09:14
  want support, you want the support that you never got from that partner that
• 1:09:17
  is a douchebag into treating you like shit. And here comes somebody whose eyes
• 1:09:23
  are propped wide open, ready to listen, you know, and he's listening
• 1:09:28
  with his eyes. He's listening with his eyes, you know, and you
• 1:09:31
  have to set your timer to check on him. And it's because and it's
• 1:09:34
  all about you. You have to check to set your timer to check in
• 1:09:38
  on him, which should tell you something that you don't have room in your
• 1:09:41
  life to deal with toothpick eyes, you know, Thank you Steven for that.
• 1:09:45
  But like I just I worry about women in those situations being vulnerable and
• 1:09:53
  being taken advantage again and also putting their kids in a situation that they don't
• 1:09:58
  deserve to be in. It's confusing. And let's just pivot back into a
• 1:10:04
  comment that Tracy Quinn McLennon is saying that when we're talking about displaying your wine,
• 1:10:12
  you know, in these glass cases, he can see, while Tracy
• 1:10:15
  says, I proudly display my Kim Crawford in my three bedroom suburban mansion.
• 1:10:20
  Is that what you meant, Nancy? Thank you, Tracy. I agree,
• 1:10:26
  and we should see Stephen who said he's showing off his barefoot bubbly wine
• 1:10:30
  in his three bedroom apartment. Yes, barefoot, yes, barefoot. I'm
• 1:10:36
  gonna go with bogel. I'll show off my bogel, my Santa Margarita,
• 1:10:44
  my uh look, twenty one seeds tequila. Well that is something to show
• 1:10:49
  off. It is actually gorgeous, gorgeous bottles, gorgeous Stanley, gorgeous Stanley.
• 1:10:57
  That's what. That's what Those glass walls, when you sew it,
• 1:11:00
  you get sober, you can put all your Stanley cups in those glass hallways
• 1:11:02
  he gets sober. Yeah, yeah, tumblrs yeah, like tumblr wall.
• 1:11:13
  No, you can't use them. They're just for show of just the colors,
• 1:11:17
  the gorgeous colors, the collets, the palettes. So okay, so
• 1:11:25
  now we wait. We got to get to that rooftop at the swim show.
• 1:11:30
  So we were in between Julia's swim show and Kiki's swim show. Okay,
• 1:11:34
  did you see at the end when Julia when she's at the very end
• 1:11:38
  of the runway and she goes to make a heart, but then she just
• 1:11:41
  does like a rectangle with her hands, like that means gold. That is
• 1:11:45
  gold sign gold. Goat's kissing. I close my hand. Oh it's like
• 1:11:57
  two heads. But she tried. I liked her trying to be cool with
• 1:12:01
  the kids. Hey I just learned something. Hey what, Tracy, You're
• 1:12:05
  a leader. You're teaching us something every day. She's giving us the definition
• 1:12:11
  of what a mance is that. Oh you did. I didn't know a
• 1:12:15
  person's house or home. I didn't know that. Oh really, Oh my
• 1:12:20
  god, it's so backing stupid. I'm so pretty. I don't know words,
• 1:12:30
  and I didn't know what mance was. Tracy, you are so smart
• 1:12:33
  and so pretty. She's a bitch, writer, writer editor. Thank you,
• 1:12:41
  Terrace. Okay, so wait, what were we saying about. Oh
• 1:12:46
  yeah, Julia's correctangle at the end. But yes to the roof to the
• 1:12:53
  rooftop, which was the clumsiest start to have seen ever, because they want
• 1:12:59
  to get to the bottom of like we know that Adriana is going to show
• 1:13:02
  up and like finally take responsibility for inviting Anna to the Mother's Day brunch and
• 1:13:11
  getting nicol out of hot water with Alexia and Marisol and so we're finally gearing
• 1:13:16
  up for that and then they're in like a very oddly lit area because the
• 1:13:20
  sun is starting to go down and somebody's like teeing it up. Oh yeah,
• 1:13:25
  Marisol's like, come on, let's go, and like I don't,
• 1:13:28
  I am growing. Yeah, yeah, let's go and let's get doing.
• 1:13:32
  And Adriana is like eating chips and salsa and she's like, right, well,
• 1:13:39
  no, I'm in one hard I recorded, and then they're like hold
• 1:13:49
  even she barely said anything like until Larsa was like all right, finally like
• 1:13:56
  Adriana, weren't you involved with this because it was just like Cole going going,
• 1:14:01
  And then I was like yeah, and Adriana was just out back there
• 1:14:04
  just like snacking, snacking. Well, those shows they take it out of
• 1:14:10
  you, you know, I mean, oh wait, so wait that wait
• 1:14:14
  before they moved to the new spot, you know, when she was trying
• 1:14:16
  to like talk about it, then they're like, okay, this is this
• 1:14:19
  lighting is all wrong. Like the obviously the crew was like we can't work
• 1:14:24
  with this, we need to reset, which was wild that they allowed us
• 1:14:28
  to see this transition, because typically I would think they would just move and
• 1:14:33
  then they would start the scene over again, you know, in a way
• 1:14:36
  since they weren't too far in. But they didn't do that. They showed
• 1:14:40
  us the mess of moving from a shady spot to a better, well lit
• 1:14:45
  and I just I love that part of it. And then finally, you
• 1:14:50
  know, Alexias, but Nicole, you know, you said she was coming
• 1:14:56
  and she Nicole, you knew there were place cards and your loyal he's supposed
• 1:15:00
  to be with us, and she's still blaming Nicole no matter what Adriana says
• 1:15:04
  between her chip eating and then fucking Larsa, Larsa coming in with the she
• 1:15:18
  comes out of nowhere, by the way, out of nowhere, and then
• 1:15:23
  it's like, wait, Adriana, what was Anna coming to say? It's
• 1:15:28
  like, thank you, Larsa. She came in out of nowhere and we
• 1:15:31
  finally got to it. Wasn't she going to say something about your horrible finances?
• 1:15:35
  Wasn't she going to bring that up? Blank blank, Blanka Larsa,
• 1:15:44
  she is a fucking pro. I I just I love that lady. I'm
• 1:15:48
  very here for Larsa. I'm I couldn't believe that. Lara. It was
• 1:15:54
  just like kind of like and then that was done. That was it for
• 1:15:59
  Adriana. And then and then it was the whole situation was resolved like in
• 1:16:04
  a blank, but I just couldn't believe it. Yeah, they let Adrianna
• 1:16:09
  off the hook. And meanwhile, uh, Adriana says it very oh yeah,
• 1:16:15
  yeah, I was gonna say she was gonna say something about Alexia's finances
• 1:16:18
  because Alexia has been very judgmental and rude to Lisa. And then uh,
• 1:16:25
  I love it. Nicole's like, uh, okay, So before I leave
• 1:16:28
  to go to the Stanley Cup because I gotta go, I'm getting airlifted off
• 1:16:36
  of this as I get my like, what's his name's coming to pick me
• 1:16:41
  up? I don't even know. I always forget her husband her Thank God,
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  I don't know. And she's like, I just want to set this
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  to record state I didn't know, and perhaps I could have intervened, but
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  I didn't, and I'm sorry. Here comes the chopper by guy's going to
• 1:16:57
  the Stanley gup and they're just all left there and like the raging sun.
• 1:17:02
  And then Adriana is like, yeah, I said when I said I was
• 1:17:05
  gonna say what I was gonna say, and and I didn't say it.
• 1:17:09
  And then Alexi is like, Okay, I'm good with you. I'm good
• 1:17:12
  with you. Nicole, We're good bye. And then she's just like,
• 1:17:16
  you know, gone, and then it, just like you said, it
• 1:17:20
  just comes to a quick end. It just was so weird. Everybody everything
• 1:17:27
  seemed fine. I mean, Adriana did get that last shot in, but
• 1:17:30
  in her interview where she like breaks down while Alexia has issues with Nicole,
• 1:17:35
  and I think that that sounds fair. That's as interesting take. Nicole is
• 1:17:42
  the real Barbie. Yeah, Adrian or Alexia doesn't like that? Yeah?
• 1:17:48
  Yes, How fucked up is it that Ryan Goslin got nominated for an oscar
• 1:17:54
  for Barbie and Marco Robbie didn't today? Oh I know anyway, I so
• 1:17:59
  far it honestly takes away the meaning of that movie, or it re emphasizes
• 1:18:06
  it and reemphasizes the narrative. Yeah, and he was amazing in the movie,
• 1:18:12
  but like I think she was better. Yeah she Yeah, anyway,
• 1:18:17
  I know it makes me sad. But what he like, I don't know.
• 1:18:25
  That's like a whole new tangent. And I was thinking yeah, and
• 1:18:29
  really at the end of the day that Alexia wasn't you know, nominated.
• 1:18:32
  Alexia should have been nominated. And she's the Ryan Gosling in that relationship.
• 1:18:44
  True, true, true true. Okay, we we're we're kind of running
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  over time here, but I do I need to just two quick things.
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  Okay, Emilio as Stefan. Okay, that's a name. Okay, sorry,
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  that's what I always get it wrong. Because West of Us and Adriana
• 1:19:05
  and her recording was next level fucking ridiculous. Her showing up in this outfit
• 1:19:14
  with the tan and she had the half the gene sewn together in the back
• 1:19:19
  as a half skirt. Okay, Amy, don't hate me. By the
• 1:19:24
  end of the segment, I was like, she looks fucking amazing. Oh
• 1:19:26
  she looked incredible. No, I loved it. I loved it, but
• 1:19:30
  like you're there to record, not like save it for the video, you
• 1:19:34
  know what I mean. She couldn't. She was ready the part, I
• 1:19:39
  know, but she couldn't even get her face into the microphone because she was
• 1:19:41
  so worried about shaking those tests. She was feeling the outfit more than she
• 1:19:45
  was feeling the words. I couldn't even hear her record, like here was
• 1:19:49
  like the other people recording it for her. I just assumed that he had
• 1:19:55
  given her some note that we didn't hear. And it was like to whisper,
• 1:20:00
  I didn't know. I don't know what's going on. I don't know
• 1:20:03
  it rivals Tarty for the Party, Oh yeah, recording, but at least
• 1:20:10
  we could hear Kim's real horrible voice, you know. We couldn't even hear
• 1:20:15
  Adriana's horrible voice. You know, you think that's what was going on there.
• 1:20:18
  She was like, I don't want to sing on camera, but I
• 1:20:20
  want to shoot this scene. Problem. They were like, we'll just use
• 1:20:24
  some of this for pickup shots. And that's probably what was going on there.
• 1:20:29
  That's what was happening. And I was told that they wouldn't show her
• 1:20:32
  singing. Yeah it was bad. It was really really bad. Like but
• 1:20:44
  like that sounds good? Why could I don't know what polished and mixed like
• 1:20:50
  TARTI for the Party sounded fine after it was done, Yeah, I sure
• 1:20:55
  did. So. We just but she's going to sing internationally when she's in
• 1:21:00
  Mexico City because we have this whole trip plan that Alexi is planning to go
• 1:21:02
  to Mexico on the trip too? How long four five days, four nights
• 1:21:09
  or something like that. Okay, Well, Alexia calling everybody and telling everybody
• 1:21:15
  about this was the worst acting I've ever seen in my life. Didn't she
• 1:21:21
  look like a sim Like she was a Sims world Like, Yeah, it
• 1:21:26
  was just a weird look from when you looked into the in the FaceTime because
• 1:21:30
  it was like that weird marbleized background, like this is the Sims apartment I
• 1:21:35
  have, and then like she looked kind of weird, like uh, like
• 1:21:42
  a highly cartoonish version of herself. But it was just the angles. Oh
• 1:21:46
  my god, she so I'm like, how are you planning this trip when
• 1:21:51
  you've got to like move in four minutes? Oh, they're already in another
• 1:21:58
  They're probably living in a bedroom this whole time. Already they're probably already moved.
• 1:22:03
  And then they're just all the rest of it is for show. But
• 1:22:08
  when Julia, oh my god, when Alexia goes to Julia's farm to invite
• 1:22:13
  her on this trip, this was some like Taut is in charge of her,
• 1:22:17
  you know, pr and is trying to make up for the fact that
• 1:22:21
  Alexia seemed very homophobic. So she's like, oh, yeah, guess what
• 1:22:27
  we're doing another girls trip. It's Mexico City, which we both love.
• 1:22:30
  It's Pride, which we both love, and we want to tell you that
• 1:22:35
  Julia looked at the camera like she was John Krasinski in the office. We
• 1:22:43
  do. We both love that anybody hearing this, my god, which we
• 1:22:51
  both love because I'm not homophobic at all. Todd said that we should celebrate
• 1:22:58
  this with you and me because we both love LGBTQ. Plus Oh my god.
• 1:23:06
  Yes, that was so awkward. Yeah, it was beyond you know,
• 1:23:15
  good on Alexia for saying that. But at the same time, like,
• 1:23:21
  I'm glad that she was like, we're gonna go for Pride, but
• 1:23:25
  for her to like take ownership in that moment, I was like, oh
• 1:23:28
  yeah, it's such a good call. You're right, it was. Todd
• 1:23:30
  told her to say, He's like, can manufacture. Hey, babe,
• 1:23:33
  babe, baby, you know what you're gonna do. Here's what you're gonna
• 1:23:34
  do. Baby. You're just gonna you know, say things like, you
• 1:23:36
  know, we love Pride, like you and I both like you and I
• 1:23:40
  both love pride, right right, Like he totally coached her on that.
• 1:23:43
  You know, he did and or somebody did you know? And and then
• 1:23:48
  she was like then the rest of the stuff about the patron patron Saint Guadeloupe
• 1:23:54
  was all very normal and real because she is really trying to shoehorn that sane
• 1:24:00
  in on Gertie and you can she's like looking for that opening. She keeps
• 1:24:04
  like, so that's I mean, that's nice, but like, yeah,
• 1:24:10
  you know, I don't know if you kind of keep forcing that issue there,
• 1:24:14
  Alexia. Yeah, well, at least at least she means well on
• 1:24:16
  it. You know, I like, the intention for me is fine,
• 1:24:20
  Like I'm okay with the intention, right, but it's like she was like,
• 1:24:26
  it's your birthday and it's pride. It's like, stop, you're okay.
• 1:24:32
  But then the last thing I will say is that when Alexia calls to
• 1:24:36
  invite Marcus and I'm sorry Larsa to Mexico City and they're all set up for
• 1:24:43
  their fucking separation anxiety podcast and they're all dressed up and like they're just like
• 1:24:49
  sitting there ready to do their podcast, and Alexi calls in. She's like,
• 1:24:53
  Hi, yeah, so we're going on this girl's trip. Oh really
• 1:24:58
  that sounds great, miss you Marcus. That reminds me of our podcast Separation
• 1:25:02
  Anxiety. Hey, I'm Marcus Jordan and I'm Larsa Pippen and you're listening to
• 1:25:09
  Separation Anxiety. Alexi's like, should I go now? Click? It was
• 1:25:14
  like so funny to me, their whole their whole transition. It was so
• 1:25:17
  overproduced. And I gotta tell whoever produced that scene trying to marry the two
• 1:25:23
  together. I see you, I see what you're doing. But it didn't
• 1:25:26
  work. It was not organic. It was well I would maybe I say
• 1:25:31
  that as that producer to be like, no, Larsa and Marcus are just
• 1:25:38
  marketing machines, and that is what they did, and that is what they
• 1:25:42
  said. And we were just like, this is so insane. We got
• 1:25:45
  to keep it in. Yeah, maybe it was ridiculous. I mean I
• 1:25:48
  didn't know what I was watching. I truth be told at that point my
• 1:25:53
  gummy because I wanted I needed a gummy. Okay, I needed to get
• 1:25:58
  me to sleep last night, and told at that point that coming was itting
• 1:26:01
  hard and that scene looked fucking bonkers to me, Like I it just popped
• 1:26:09
  off the page and looked so the most not real scene I've ever seen in
• 1:26:14
  my life. That it was so koogoo bananas that I did like it.
• 1:26:19
  I hated it, but I loved it. I don't know. I just
• 1:26:23
  think those two are working at as hard as they can while they can like
• 1:26:27
  that that you know, they're both on traders together. Like, I just
• 1:26:30
  think like those two are working and angled where to get them as much money
• 1:26:35
  as they can as quickly as possible. Well, when it's just so reiterated
• 1:26:41
  when they introduce themselves on their podcast and they say their names, You're just
• 1:26:45
  like, what, I am living in this world? We are living in
• 1:26:48
  this world, Like I'm Larsa Pippen, I'm Marcus Jordan's like what It's still
• 1:26:54
  you can't get over it, you know. Oh, and then we talk
• 1:26:59
  about Arsa. We see a scene from the Kardashians and then she ended up
• 1:27:02
  freezing her eggs and that scene so different whoa I thought it was. I
• 1:27:11
  thought she was a Kardashian for a second. I was like, oh no,
• 1:27:14
  that's Larsa. That's yeah, and and and yet so similar in personality,
• 1:27:17
  saying something that is completely awful, terrible, like the worst thing to
• 1:27:24
  say, like Mary Cosby, Yes, totally Mary Cosby level one hundred percent.
• 1:27:30
  Guy, get I get worried about like then I'll never wake up from
• 1:27:34
  going on her. Yeah yeah, Maria Anna, Maria Oh Corney handled it
• 1:27:46
  well. No wonder they're not friends with her anymore. I mean you say
• 1:27:49
  walking around their houses angel like that? Girl? Bye? What are you
• 1:27:54
  doing? Yeah? Anyway, Okay, what a fun romp. Thanks for
• 1:28:03
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• 1:28:08
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• 1:28:45
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• 1:28:47
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• 1:29:00
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