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#198 After 2 Beers: Chicken Math, Jail Politics & Headlines That Sound Fake · After 2 Beers

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  SPEAKER_05: You go places and you're on a ship which is basically a petri dish in itself.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_05: You know, when you fly, you're it's it's same deal.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but it's not all of that air is just 30 days.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_04: Not 30 days, no.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_05: And uh, and so now these people are freaking out.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_05: Like uh it's yeah, yeah, you know, it's it's the only uh ship that's gonna hit a uh iceberg out in the middle of the uh somebody just upped their entrance on that bitch, didn't you?
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_06: So what was that what was the deal with the two people that got off or whatever?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_04: I I have they looking for I heard there's like a bunch of people they're looking for that got off and like they were just like, yeah, no, really, yeah.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_05: I heard it takes up to a month sometimes for that illness to show up.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, no way.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_04: I haven't read into it, but I've just been seeing headlines, but I haven't really looked into it.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well, we clearly didn't handle COVID well.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_04: Right?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_04: No, we did not.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_06: But what's what's more concerning is that like where this virus comes from, it's like mouse and rat PMD.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_05: Dropping PM, yeah.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it just takes one mouse to get in and drop something in somebody's cereal, and now the humans are passing it back and forth to each other.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_04: It was mainly there, but now it's human contact.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  unknown: Yeah.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_04: It's all right there.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we'll want to be in quarantine again.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_06: Please know.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_04: I can stand to lose a little weight.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_04: That's fine.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_05: That's funny.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_05: Uh thanks to our uh buddy Kevin Shook here at uh Global Media Enterprises for hooking us up.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_05: You know, um, I gotta tell you, Kevin does a good job.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_05: I uh I've watched some live events from local other operations and it was a little spotty, but Kevin does a hell of a job down here.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_05: So if you're looking to to host something live and actually have it work pretty well, I would reach out to Kevin.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_05: Kevin, yeah, but it's just uh first ones on the house.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_05: Trial runs.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I guess then they suck you in.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_05: But uh no, thanks to our buddy Kevin.
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  SPEAKER_05: If you're looking to do something like this as well, uh make sure you reach out to Kevin Shook here at Global Media, he'll hook you up with uh whatever you need to do to do these things.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_05: And he can do live remotes and he can also do some other things with his drone and things.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_05: So make sure you reach out to Kevin.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, I want to make sure we also thank our other sponsors.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, we've got uh the bottle shop here locally that uh hooks us up with all these great liquors that uh get us primed and ready to go for the evenings.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you to the bottle shop.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_05: Uh thank you.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_05: A lot of love and support to our buddy Brian down at the Moose here locally.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_05: Uh we've done some um uh country nights down there.
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  SPEAKER_05: We're gonna do some more music throughout the rest of the year.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_05: And uh they've got all kinds of live music.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_05: The cool part is I think he said the last time I talked to him that uh I think they've got almost every weekend booked from now until the end of the year.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_06: Well, not even just every weekend, but they also have every other Thursday for the line dance classes.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_05: So like if people wanted to prime before they come to our country nine, no, I will say the one thing I do like about that place is first of all, it is uh it's arguably the biggest dance floor in Richmond.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
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  SPEAKER_05: And it works out great for country nights because people get out there and they line dance.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_07: Right.
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  SPEAKER_05: But the other thing is it's 100% smoke-free.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_05: Because we go to some other places that, as uh my buddy Eric Ellers told me one time, I took him to the pony here.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_05: And he goes, That place is great, but it smells like cancer.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_05: It's so uh deep fried sometimes.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, little thing.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_05: You gotta appreciate the smoke-free aspect of uh the moose.
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  SPEAKER_05: So oh kid friendly too.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's the other thing.
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  SPEAKER_05: Uh, we, you know, there's kids out there dancing and having a good time, and yeah, and uh they sell a lot of alcohol too.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_06: And that's a reasonable price.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_05: It's good stuff.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_05: Uh so thank you to those guys.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, thank you to the VFW that continues to support us with our trivia nights.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_05: We've got uh a few of those scheduled.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_05: If you go out to our uh Facebook page right now, After Two Beers, uh, you can find all of the events on there, at least for the uh the live music, um, the trivia and these podcasts.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_05: We started a little late tonight.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_05: I was in a golf league, and uh it went horribly for me.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_05: But it was first week.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_04: It's first week.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, build a handicap.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_06: Build that handicap.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_05: Tiger Woods can't drive, but he can play golf.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_05: I can play, I can drive, but I can't golf.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_05: I can't.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_05: He and I should hang out together.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_05: I could drive him around and he can play golf.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_04: It's in the back of your car.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_05: You better hush your mouth.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_05: You better shush your mouth on that boy.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_05: Christy Penn says, totally agree.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_05: I hate cigarettes.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I don't normally mind them, but like uh there's uh the VFW here locally.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_05: I'll just I'll just give them a shout-out.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_05: They do these Queen of Hearts things that have gotten so popular now all over the Midwest.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_05: You know, it used to be like meat auctions where people try to win a package of meat.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, now people are doing these Queen of Hearts things and they're up to like 70,000.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_04: This room's up to 70 something, isn't it?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_05: But I walked in there last night we sat in there and we played Euchre, and they're smoking.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_05: They have a smoking and a non-smoking and the smoke, I'm like, I had to take my clothes off and like hide them in another room.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_06: I put them in the washer immediately.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's horrible.
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  SPEAKER_05: On you, it's on you.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, yeah, it's not good.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_06: No, uh and it's still not the worst place, like as far as smokiness.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_05: Where's the worst?
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_06: End zone.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_05: The end zone?
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_05: I haven't been in there forever, though.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_05: We haven't been there in it.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_06: For a reason.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_06: Last time we went there, we're like, oh my god, I'm gonna have to change up my contacts.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's not good.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_05: The Marlboro man's like, God damn, it's smoky in here.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_05: Uh yeah what else we got going on?
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_05: Who else should we thank?
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_05: Uh uh Wallace Heating and Air.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_05: Wallace Heating and Air.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_05: They provide uh the uh tickets for us, and uh well, and pyrotechnics.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, uh getting right kickoff.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_05: Christy Kent says it cleans to your hair so bad.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh I think E Street is bad as well.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's funny.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_05: Like Amanda will let me go to certain bars that she'll go with me to, dependent upon hair wash days.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_05: I need to wash my hair tomorrow, so yeah, we can go down there.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_05: That's uh I just washed my hair.
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  SPEAKER_05: No, we're out.
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  SPEAKER_05: I gotta go home.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_05: That's so funny to me.
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  SPEAKER_05: Uh, I guess that is the one you don't have hair.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_05: Well, yeah, I understand this.
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  SPEAKER_05: I get it, I get it.
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  SPEAKER_05: I I'm not hating.
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  SPEAKER_05: No, I'm just simply saying those are the types of discussions that we have about evenings out, right?
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's funny because downtown Indianapolis, I think everything there is smoke-free.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, and the entire state of Ohio is smoke-free.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's the one thing the buckeyes have figured out.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_05: I have uh I have no problem with people that want to smoke and have a good time.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_05: I I think what they should do is maybe develop an area that maybe throw little heaters out there.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_05: And if you want to go smoke, go smoke.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_05: Do it outside.
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  SPEAKER_05: Make in the place.
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  SPEAKER_05: Area 51.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_06: Just maybe not with a heater.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, here locally, uh what is going on?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, the flying mummies are getting ready to kick off their inaugural season.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_05: So that's really cool.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, nothing but love and support for those guys.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_05: We should reach out to them and see what it would cost to sponsor.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_05: Get a sign out there.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_05: Put a sign out there.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_05: We don't have a lot of budget, but we could try to do something.
• 7:27
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• 7:28
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• 7:32
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• 7:32
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• 7:39
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• 7:42
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• 7:44
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• 7:44
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• 7:45
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• 7:47
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• 7:48
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• 7:48
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• 7:50
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• 7:53
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• 8:02
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• 8:03
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• 8:06
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• 8:12
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• 8:19
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• 8:22
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• 8:24
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• 8:24
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• 8:30
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• 8:44
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• 8:50
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• 8:51
  SPEAKER_05: The other thing I've been doing is putting out these little shorts, and they seem to be going like I put out two shorts.
• 8:56
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• 8:59
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• 9:01
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• 9:02
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• 9:11
  SPEAKER_06: Blood in the street.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_05: Now, uh, before we jump into our stories, um I wanted to ask you guys uh something that was pretty important this week, at least here locally, and um became a national deal here about Indiana as well, was politics.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_05: Voting.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_05: Did you vote?
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_05: I did.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_05: Did you?
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_05: When did you go?
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_06: Um I actually took off work early.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_06: I worked through my lunch and I got off work at two.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_05: On Tuesday.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_05: Yep.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_05: So you voted the day of.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yep, day to day of.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_05: Did you vote?
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_05: No, because I just moved and I didn't know.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Shulk, did you vote?
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_05: Did you really?
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_05: I do everything.
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  SPEAKER_05: Early or two, so early.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_05: So that's wild.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_05: So I know AJ did not vote.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, but you know, she did make it.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_05: But what the reason I bring it up is because here locally, I think there was 50 to 60,000 potential voters, and I think there was 8,000 total that voted.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_05: And people are pissed about it.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_05: And uh happens every time.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_05: I think we talked about this before.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_05: No one ever's happy about the volume of people that show up to vote.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_05: But I don't know that it's on the voter to be like they have to care.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_05: So, like here locally, the biggest race was for sheriff.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_05: And I got I don't even really know what the sheriff does here locally.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I know they I know they police the county, right?
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_05: Whereas uh local police police the city right now, and I know the jurisdictions they can go back and forth, but why would one sheriff be better than another?
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_05: I don't really know.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_06: Administration.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_05: Administration.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but what does that mean?
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_05: Has one actually.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_05: I mean then it's because technically the police have administration, the the local cops, right?
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_05: But I mean so as an example, AJ and I have been watching the show on So like the they're like the chief Yeah, but but what are the county but what does that get them?
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_05: So an example, AJ and I have been watching the show on Netflix, it's called Unlocked, where um they go into a pod in a local jail and they basically open it up and let the the inmates run the asylum.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_05: Okay and but that's a decision made by the sheriff and the sheriff can do other things.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_04: I know within the jail, yeah, they can determine like uh what types of food is provided to the inmates, would they wear like the one in Arizona used to wake them wear all wear pink, yeah, and nothing but baloney baloney sandwiches, yeah all the time.
• 11:51
  unknown: Huh.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know here locally, I honestly don't.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_06: No, I mean so I'll I'll be completely honest.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_05: And it's okay.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, obviously, I've admitted the same.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_05: And the only reason I'm saying that I bring it up is because if you want a voter to go out and vote, you really need to let them know why they should be voting for you specifically.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_05: And I also was curious, I looked this up.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_05: How many people vote, especially during the presidential elections?
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, not so much that you want your candidate to win as much as you don't want the other guy to win.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_05: And during the presidential elections, the last one, it was 40%.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_05: It was either 40% of people wasn't like they voted for Trump not because they liked Trump, but just because they did not want Harris.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_05: Or vice versa.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm curious that locally they said it's up to 33%.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_05: Where someone's like, I just, it's not that I like this particular candidate.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_05: I just don't like that dude.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_04: Or like now, or okay.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'd say that.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_04: Or just somebody that goes in and just votes straight Republican, straight Democrat.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: Just yeah, straight take on.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_05: It's uh the other thing that I've really gotten into as uh Ann Powell says, I can guarantee the food at the jail is uh she works there, she does the food there.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know what I don't know what the emojis are, but uh I'm gonna guess it's not delicious.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_04: Bread and it's great, I'm sure.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_05: Well, here's the thing.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, these are human beings that have made a mistake in their life, okay, and they've been put into jail.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_05: But shouldn't you serve them at least foods that are healthy?
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_06: I can promise you this.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_06: Last time I went to the grocery, the healthy shit's expensive.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, chef's kiss, she says.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_06: Chef's kiss.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_06: Oh.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_04: Um I'm sure it's all healthy.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure they get everything.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_06: I think that they have to have like minimum instead of like schools and everything else, that there's a statement.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_05: I think it's just a minimum on calories, not necessarily.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I think it's nutrients as well.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_05: I don't think so.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_05: No?
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that guy in Arizona was feeding just bologna sandwiches.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_05: I like bologna sandwiches.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, that's how you get scurvy.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_05: That's how you end up on a cruise.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_05: There's an orange in there.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_05: And pal says we have the best food.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_05: And's making it sound like we should go and, you know, hey, if you're gonna get thrown in jail, at least you're gonna eat good.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_05: Three hots and a cot?
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_06: Right, maybe three hots and a cot.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, have you seen this?
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_05: Local sheriff uses Warden Burger as punishment in jail.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: What's the story behind it, Kevin?
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, it's Butler County, Ohio, Sheriff Jones.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_03: So he's um, hopefully she hurries up and gets done talking.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: But um, he serves a certain burger that has like the exact ingredients that the inmate actually needs.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: And he swears it's not punishment, but they literally eat the same thing over and over every day.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I mean punishment.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_06: If we're letting like nutritionists, I am very curious.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_05: There's no seasonings.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_05: Anne says we have standards we have to follow.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_05: Um I believe it.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_05: I'm assuming those are set by the state.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_05: Or the federal.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_06: Do they put seasonings on things though?
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_05: To where it's at least like I think you can buy black people's seasoning, hot sauce and commissary.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_05: White people's seasoning.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_06: Salt, pepper.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_05: No, we don't even put salt and pepper on it.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_05: Black folk hate white folk people or peat food.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah?
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_05: Nothing to piss off a black person more than a white person that brings potato salad to a with braisins in it.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, so there you go.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_05: I know another thing that's interesting is uh so they have a budget that they have to they use to provide the food.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_05: And some of these guys they look at it as a way to save money and they put it in their own pocket.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_05: What?
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_05: They have a budget.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_05: Now I'm sure they're not supposed to.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_06: Well, beef's not on there then.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_05: Bonus.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_05: Beef.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_05: Beef.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_06: That stuff's expensive.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_05: Chicken.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_05: I am fascinated by this.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_05: Only because, like I said, I mean, you know, anybody could end up in jail if you do something stupid.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_05: Or drive drunk or whatever.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, not right.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_06: Knock on wood.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_05: Look at the warden burger.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_05: Can you imagine eating a same bun?
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_05: You just get two slices of bread.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_05: Man, that's like my mom.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_06: I was gonna say that's what we had back in the day.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_05: We got hamburgers at home, and that's a hamburger I think.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_05: Kevin, is there a list of ingredients that are on said burger?
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hold on, I'll scroll down.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_05: The warden burger.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_06: The warden burger.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_06: It's got crushed up vitamins in it.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_06: You know what the sad part is?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_05: It's got a multivitamin.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_05: There's kids in this community that don't get to eat that would kill for the Warden burger.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_06: There's people that actually intentionally get themselves into jail so they at least have a hot meal.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_05: What do we got on there?
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_05: I can't read that.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_05: I can't read that.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_06: I can't see that.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_06: I'm over 40.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_05: You're gonna have to read it out to me, Shuck.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_04: It's all good.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sure.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the base is soy crumbles, beans, and ground turkey.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_03: Uh the vegetable is cabbage, carrots, potatoes, onions, and celery.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: The binder, which holds it all together, would be oats, flours, dry milk, and tomato paste.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_03: And the seasoning is chili powder and a pinch of salt.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: So it's almost like a meatloaf sandwich.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_06: But not as good, but not as good.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, I guarantee it's the driest burger.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_05: Ground turkey is the worst thing.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_06: Horrible.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_05: And pal says we have Taco Tuesday and biscuits and gravy every other two.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_06: So we know what days to go.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_06: We know what days to go.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_05: What I've learned, Ann, is if I'm ever gonna get a DUI, I get it on a Monday night.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_04: Monday night.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta call her and see which day.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_04: Is it this Tuesday or next Tuesday?
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_04: Taco Tuesday.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, that's hilarious.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_04: I want biscuits and gravy and taco Tuesday.
• 17:58
  unknown: Come out.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_05: I don't get biscuits and gravy every other Tuesday.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_06: Why are you looking at me?
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't serve look at you.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_06: No, but you do talk about it with me all the time.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_06: You're like, when am I gonna get my biscuits and gravy?
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_05: Because you like to brag about how good your shit is and then never make it.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I'll we'll have a make off.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_05: I'll make some biscuits and gravy.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, we want to cook off?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_06: We can do this.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_06: We can do it on air.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_05: Oh shit.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I'm not afraid to eat breakfast fuse.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_05: Aside from the uh the food that is served at said uh institutions.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_05: The other thing that's interesting to me is like I would be interested in running for an office if it wasn't for the fact that people on social media are horrible to these people.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_04: They want to dig up some shit from every horrible keyboard warriors.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_04: They won't say it to your face, but hey, I'm online in my life.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh, people are I'll say whatever.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_05: Ann Powell's just like home cooking.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_05: Man, I she makes me want to go to jail this Tuesday.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_05: This Tuesday.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_06: Can we stay outside and you just deliver it in like a little star foam container?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_04: Do you have it like an outdoor section, a patio?
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_05: They need a drive-through window.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_05: Now, oh surely somebody watching the show or has listened to our show has been in jail.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_05: Let us know what what is your favorite food that is served at the local uh Wayne County jail.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_05: Anne's got me.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_05: I love it.
• 19:30
  unknown: Yeah.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_05: That's so funny to me.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna roll up like Door Dash.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_05: Throw in a pair of orange slippers.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_05: It might be a way to make extra money for them.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna order some DoorDash.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_04: Get some soups.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_06: Let's just go in there for just a couple hours, just see what it's like.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_04: I've seen some of them videos of the guys in actual prisons that make their food and yeah.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_05: I've never been to jail, never want to go to jail.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_05: Never worn handcuffs.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_06: I've actually I've never actually been inside that building, period.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that's a good that means you weren't there to visit anybody either.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_05: Or bail.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_05: I've actually had to bail people out.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_06: I have had to bail them out, but I went in and then had to wait outside.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_06: So commissary.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_05: Commissary.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_05: A lot of money made in commissary.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_05: Commissary.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_05: I I don't know.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_05: I'm fascinated.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_05: I love this shit.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_05: I watch these videos about this guy that uh served time and then he talks about what actually happens in the year.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I've been watching two all the time.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we lock up a lot of people here.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_05: It's fascinating.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_05: You guys ready to get into some of the things?
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_05: Well, we guys do anything good.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_05: I actually, you know, we've got uh I've got some interesting stories, some funny stories.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_05: I got some that are really positive, even.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're kind of jumping all over the spectrum this week.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_05: Here's our first story.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_05: This one actually just happened.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_05: Kevin might be able to pull up uh best taffy is jail taffy.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I've heard that.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_04: What is that?
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_04: They make taffy out of like Kool-Aid, creamer, and something else.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_04: I've seen the videos on really?
• 21:00
  unknown: Oh, yeah.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_04: I've seen them make pooch.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_04: Like the coffee creamer, the uh powder creamer, they make it out of that Kool-Aid and something else.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_06: See, I always just heard like ramen noodle specialties.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_06: The slant, like there was talking about slant.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_05: So it actually is taffy, and then is that taffy on the right?
• 21:19
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it equals the tail.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_04: The creamer equals the taffy.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_04: And they say it like yeah.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_05: There we go.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_05: This show is T.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_05: You should do it.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_05: Why isn't there a prison mill?
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_05: Send us a mill water.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_05: Why isn't there a podcast show that's all prison foods?
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_05: There's a TikTok guy that does it all the time.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_05: I watch.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:38
  unknown: That's right.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_05: What's that?
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_03: Let's do a carrier next time.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_04: Kool-Aid creamer and a touch of water.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'll have to figure out the guy, but yeah, there's one guy.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_04: He goes, Hey Bunky, I'm gonna make some taffy.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_04: You want some?
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_04: Hell yeah.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_04: I would yeah.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_05: That's funny.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_04: And he shows him how to it shows you how to make it and stuff.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_05: Man, this isn't really.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_05: Our show was going to go down this path tonight.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_05: Look at this guy.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's been in jail.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_05: You ever see people that get arrested?
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_05: But guys that get arrested for being a chomo.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_05: And you look at their mugshot and you go, Yeah, that guy definitely was.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_05: I wouldn't let that guy watch my kids on TV.
• 22:17
  unknown: Yeah, no.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: I watch him videos too.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: There you go, somebody comes in, you have three days to produce your papers.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_05: If not, you're out.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_05: And you're hopefully don't get your ass handed to you before you leave.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_05: Here's our first story.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_05: This one uh actually just came up in Spokane, Washington.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_05: I think this happened just last week or this week.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_05: Have you did you see this?
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_05: There was a kid who was riding, it looked like uh like a motorized bike.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, and okay.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_05: And uh yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_05: And uh a woman was a very upset.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_05: Her name is uh Wendy Clemente.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_05: Clemente, excuse me.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_05: I made it I made it French for a second.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_05: Wendy Clemente, she's 56 years old.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_05: Kevin, you could pull this video up.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_05: Uh she was pissed off at this kid and she went full Grand Thraft Auto on it.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_05: She went full Grandhoft Karen on it.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_05: She uh she drove her silver Ford Focus up on the sidewalk and chased the kid while riding his bike.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, his electric bike.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_05: I he I don't know.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_05: All right, so here's the video.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_05: If you're watching this live, yeah, what uh with us, or if uh you're driving and you're listening to the audio, pull over because you want to see this video.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_05: This lady, this kid is out riding his electric bike and then so there he is, he's coming and he looks back at her.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_05: Like, what are you doing?
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_05: Like, what lady, what are you doing?
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_05: She drives up on the sidewalk and chases him down the sidewalk in her car.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_05: He's like, no bad here.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_05: She's trying to run him over.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_07: What the hell?
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, in jail.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that lady filming was like, get over here, kid.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_04: Get over here.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_06: Do not give that bitch the any recipes for terror.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_04: She took off.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_05: Well, uh, she gets no taffy.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_05: No taffy.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_05: Now, here's an interesting thing.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_05: While deputies were searching for her, they got another call about a burglary that roughly a mile away.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_05: When they showed up, guess who they found?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, they what was she doing?
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_05: She broke into somebody's house after she chased this kid.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_05: God, I'll tell you what.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_05: And uh they found her.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_05: They said um apparently she was in for a rough night.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_05: It's funny you say that.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_05: Of course she was.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, she reportedly at first denied drinking alcohol or taking drugs, but then later admitted that she had been drinking.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_05: So not only did she chase this kid on a bike down a sidewalk, she went in and burglarized a home and then also got a D UI.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_05: All right, she was the next day on her own recognition.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she made it to Taco Tuesday.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, she did.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: Oh man.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, could you imagine being that kid though?
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_06: Just like the hell is this chick doing?
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_05: Hell yeah.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_05: Here's our next story.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_06: All right.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_05: A woman in uh Mexico, she went missing in April, and police used her social media photos for the official movie uh missing posters.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_05: Now, this sounds normal, except there was one tiny problem.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_05: All the filters.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_05: Police say the filters had altered her appearance so much that people literally couldn't recognize her in real life, including herself.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_05: I've seen this one coming.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_05: He's all right.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_05: Amanda talks about this all the time.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_05: Or people will put filters on.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_05: She's like, and you'll see somebody in real life go, oh, that's them.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_05: This lady was ready.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_06: Oh catfish.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_05: So yeah.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_05: So the they were using the pictures on the left to try to find this woman.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, of course, with her glasses on and yeah.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_05: Pounty lips.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, negative.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_05: It's hard to believe.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_05: You know what?
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_05: This is just proves you how good AI is.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_05: Because if you can make that woman on the right look like the woman on the left, that is some sh that's that's uh that's wizardry.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_03: And they wonder why we love robots now.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_06: It's it's like a Hollywood uh makeup artistry right there.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_05: No, it apparently it delayed the search because everyone was looking for the lady on the right and uh instead of the one on the left, but uh or vice versa.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_05: Vice versa.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_05: But uh the good news is uh later she was found alive and safe.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_06: But uh she was just on vacation.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_05: That's wild to me.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_04: Uh do you use filters?
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_04: You post pictures?
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: I'm pretty enough.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_04: I don't need filters, I'm sexy.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_06: I don't need filters.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_06: Every once in a while, filters, like not on a regular noise.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_06: But I don't take that many pictures of myself.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_05: I know some people like uh my favorite is when they um they'll post a picture with their significant other that's a dude, and his shit is all like blurred out.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, oh, look at that guy looks so like velvety.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_04: I'm too busy taking pictures of my feet right now, Dave.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_05: Is that how you're making extra?
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_05: Trying to make that extra money, buddy.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_05: No more paper sack over the face.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_04: Now we're just gonna put your filter back on.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_05: Uh here's a cool story.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_05: I uh this is a touch of uh they get you in the feels here.
• 27:32
  unknown: Okay.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_05: Um, you know, typically when a uh a child gets sick, they uh they get a make-a-wish.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_05: And uh kids can ask for Disney trips, meeting celebrities, things like that.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_05: But a uh a 14-year-old kid in Georgia, his name was Jude Baker, did something that uh probably hit a little harder than those motivational videos that you're gonna see online.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, uh he was diagnosed with ewing sarcoma.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_05: It's a rare and aggressive cancer when he was just 12 years old.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_05: After battling chemotherapy and everything that comes with it, he qualified for a make-a-wish gift.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_05: And uh he asked for one thing.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_05: He said, You know, I want to help homeless people.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_05: He said, I got my own version of heck and I want to help others in theirs.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_05: So uh he didn't go on a shopping spree, didn't go to a VIP experience.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_05: He worked with Make a Wish Georgia, and they helped organize uh sleeping bags, backpacks full of supplies, hot meals, and more than 300 homeless people received help because one teenager who decided his struggle should make someone else's life better.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, so uh old Jude Baker, 300 people were taken care of.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, here's the best part of the story.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_05: He is now in remission.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_05: Ooh, but um here's the thing.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_05: You know, we we complain about a lot of things in life, and you hear a story like this, and this 12-year-old literally has a better head on his shoulders than most adults I know.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, for sure.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_05: Right, right?
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, 12 years old and decides that uh, you know what?
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_05: Why am I gonna try to better my one life when I can help out hundreds of others of people?
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_04: So where's all the adults gonna go?
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so they're not gonna do that.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that's awesome.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I like kid.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: Parents raised him right.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, here's another one.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_05: Uh imagine you show up for your same job for 15 years, you do a good job, you get positive reviews, you earn raises, but uh then something changes at work.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_05: They put in a computer scheduling system that um gets you fired.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_04: Uh believe it.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_05: This uh this is unfortunately what happened to Marlo Spaith, a Walmart employee with Down syndrome, who had successfully worked the same noon to four shift for over a decade.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_06: And they changed the schedule on him.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_05: Marlo, it's a young lady.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_05: Uh the management switched schedules using a computerized system and suddenly expected her to work longer later shift, and it disrupted her routine that she had depended upon.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_05: Her family explained that because of her disability, adapting to a sudden schedule change was extremely difficult.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_05: They weren't asking for a private jet or anything, they're just asking for her to work from noon to four.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_05: And uh, so Walmart's way of handling this sounds about right, is they disciplined her for attendance issues, called her delinquent, and fired her.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_04: I believe it.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_04: That's that's corporate for you.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_05: Now, here's the part that is really.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_05: Her family had her back.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_05: Uh the EEOC, which is the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, they stepped in as well and they took it to court.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_05: Now, here's the part that that really pisses me off.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_05: She was given$150,000 in uh compensatory damages for emotional pain and suffering, but they also gave her$125 million in punitive damages.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_05: Now, because the ADA, the American Disabilities Act, caps damages for large employers, the jury was only able to give her$300,000.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_04: Are you serious?
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_05: And then she got$44,000 in back pay.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_05: So basically, she was given$125 million.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_05: But the act, I don't even know why you would cap it.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_05: Why?
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_05: This basically allowed someone like Walmart to know hey, if we screw somebody over, it's gonna be cheaper if we just we're just gonna have to pay$300,000.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's probably how much they paid their lawyers.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I guarantee you they probably paid them more than that.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_06: I wonder if the lawyers got the compensation off of like like the percentage off of what they were supposed to get.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I'm sure they got a bonus.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_05: I just I don't I don't know, man.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_05: It just it's another example of these big companies that make billions and billions every year, and they continue to make more money for their executives.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_05: And this lady who was doing a great job, and I give them credit for hiring someone that with with special needs, right?
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_05: But then you fire them and you can only get 300,000.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_05: But I can spill hot coffee on me from McDonald's to get more than that.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I get millions.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it just pisses me off.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_06: Pisses me off.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_05: You know what grinds my goo for you, buddy.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_05: Uh all right, here's another one.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_05: Police in Port St.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_05: Lucie said a guy known as Farmer Pete was hanging out a bar.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_05: It's unlucky.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, when a group of younger people started a conversation and it shifted to a very important subject.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_05: How many eggs can a chicken lay?
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_05: According to reports, things escalated fast.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_05: Farmer Pete allegedly became convinced the group was going to try to con him or jump him.
• 32:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's exactly what Farmer Pete thought they were gonna do.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_05: You know, this is what I love about bars.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_05: I do too.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_05: Right?
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_06: How many how my eggs them chickens lay?
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_05: How many chickens or how many eggs can a chicken lay in a day?
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_05: One, yeah.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_05: I'm assuming.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, one one chicken, how many could they lay in one day?
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_06: Five, maybe?
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_04: No, there's gotta be more now.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_05: No, one chicken?
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_05: One chicken.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_05: That's a lot of shit coming out in one day.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_05: You think it's more?
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_05: It's more than one.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_05: This is this is how this fight started in Port St.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_05: Lucy.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_05: Right here.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_05: Right here.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_05: Anybody?
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_05: Uh my hens lay one a day.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_05: Christy Pence.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_05: And that's it.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_05: Is that every hen?
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_05: So let's say you have a dozen chickens.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_05: Are they gonna lay a dozen eggs every single day?
• 33:41
  unknown: One.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_06: Apparently.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you think maybe their system they're gonna take a day off or I mean maybe you know what I mean?
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_05: You know, I'm gonna take his day off, guys.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_05: No, I don't even mean it like that.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, I know people that can't take but two shits a week.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they're not shit.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, but my point being is you're giving preach more than twice a week, buddy.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_05: I'm done.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_05: No, I'm saying they want to.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, you can say one a day.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_05: Christy Penn says one a day.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, I'm gonna call Farmer Brad.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_05: Farmer Brad.
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_05: Farmer Brad, yes.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I voted for that dude just because I loved his name.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_05: And he commented on our show two weeks ago.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_05: There you go, farmer Brad.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_06: Thank you, farmer Brad.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_05: You'll have an answer.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_05: Are you really texting him?
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, hold on.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_05: She says, I have five hens, so five a day.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_05: Nice.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_05: That's a lot.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_05: What do you do with all those eggs?
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_05: That's a lot of eggs.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_05: People sell eggs, yeah.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_06: Give them away to friends, family.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_05: Oh man, you could just that's a lot of eggs.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_06: If you if you do not wash them or refrigerate them, if you don't wash them or refrigerate them, they last longer than if you wash them and refrigerate them.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_04: I would know, I don't eat them, so it's fine.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_05: Are we picking up that noise from the construction outside?
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_05: It's not bad.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_05: No, I it's that's what I we're doing.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_05: Downtown Richmond and Rich Downtown Richmond Farmer Brad.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Mr.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_02: Cole.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: Please leave.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_01: And I'll get back with you as soon as possible.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks and have a wonderful day.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_00: At the tone, please record your message.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_00: When you finish recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_05: Farmer Brad, this is Dutch Dalton with the After Two Beers Podcast.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_05: I got a quick question for you.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_05: If I have 12 chickens, are I going to get uh 12 hens?
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_05: Am I going to get 12 eggs a day?
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_05: Or can I expect roughly nine to twelve eggs a day?
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_05: Um, just curious.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_05: Something we're talking about live on the show.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_05: Love to hear back from you.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_05: Good luck with your chickens.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_05: Hang up now, Kevin.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_05: Boom.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_05: Micro.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_05: Wow.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_05: That just happened.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_05: That just happened right there.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Chrissy Pence, eat them every morning and give away to friends.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_05: That's a lot of eggs.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_05: Chickens.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_05: You don't have to buy eggs at$12 a curtain.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_05: Chickens are weird too.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I love chickens.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_05: Have you ever seen what they do to them?
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_04: Especially with some jungle shows or some barbecue sauce on it.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_05: Have you ever seen videos of them when they get a hold of a mouse?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_05: That's hilarious.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_05: They're the closest relative to the dinosaur.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_05: They will.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_05: If a mouse gets into their area, they will destroy it.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_05: I think we've that's been a trivia question.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_04: It's the closest relative to a T-Rex.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: They they're I mean, they're like vultures.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_05: I don't want to show video.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_05: I'm now we're starting to sound like a Joe Rogan podcast.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_06: But uh I kind of want to see the video.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, I'm serious.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_06: We'll all play it on here, but uh I'll definitely be looking at it.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_05: Are wild, yeah.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_06: Roosters are mean.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they're just protected, yeah.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no, I've I've I've been chased by a rooster.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they'll horn you.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they got those talons.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_05: I'm serious.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_05: I believe you.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_04: I'm right there with you.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_04: I believe you.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_05: I believe you if they're big enough, they would absolutely eat us.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they would.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they would.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_05: I wonder if we taste like chicken.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_06: Chickens?
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_05: I bet we taste like chicken.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_05: You taste like mouse.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_06: So does that make does that make them like what's the word I'm looking for?
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_05: They have that look in their eye.
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_05: They're stupid animals, too.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_05: They are a dumbass animal.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_06: Be nice to my chickens.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_06: What?
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_05: You just said you got attacked by them.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_06: By a rooster.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that's a chicken.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_06: And then I also had a pet rooster.
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_06: Remember him?
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_05: But he that's the one that attacked you, right?
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_06: No, it wasn't that one that attacked me, no.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sure we're gamey.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_06: I've also been, I've also been.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_05: We're not gamey at all.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_05: We're so full of like uh fake shit and sweets and sugars.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_05: And we would honestly be one of the most unhealthy things in nature.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_06: You can't I was gonna say, I eat enough garlic, I'm not gonna be gay.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_05: They talk about now when like they pull people up, they'll go into um like people will get buried and then they'll pull them out of the ground for uh diagnostic reasons later on.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_05: And we're so full of preservatives that it actually preserves our bodies longer now than it ever has.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_05: And it's mostly Americans.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, also the same things that killed us.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it makes our food taste good, it kills us.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Christy Panther, I heard we were uh like the other pink meat like pigs.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_05: Well, love me some bacon.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_05: I do love me some bacon.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_07: Homey pulp chop.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_05: I can't believe we're on here talking about cannibalism.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_06: No, that's the word I was looking for.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_05: We're literally describing like salted pork.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_06: I like salted pork.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_05: All right, Jeffrey.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_05: Num num.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_05: Uh oh, all right.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_05: So anyway, old farmer, uh Farmer Pete, he uh he got into it with these kids, and um apparently uh at some point there was an issue, and uh old farmer Pete pulled out a gun and he fired multiple shots at the group while they ran away.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_05: Thankfully, nobody was hit or injured, so he it's not a good shot, at least.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_06: He was afraid they were gonna take his head.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know, they're not a good shot.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_05: What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at a bar?
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, good night.
• 39:27
  SPEAKER_05: Fuck.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_06: Sometimes I don't remember what I see at the bar.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_05: So no, but you know, like honestly, we've been in a lot of bars.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_06: We have.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_05: We've had some crazy nights in bars.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_05: What's the craziest thing you've ever seen in a bar?
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_06: You put me on the spot.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_06: I'm trying to think back all these years.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_06: Do you know what the weirdest thing is that you've seen in a bar?
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_04: I'm thinking about it now.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_04: Besides the stripper crying, that's my favorite story ever.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_05: She wasn't crying, she felt it wasn't crying.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_05: She fell.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_05: She was hurt.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_06: Isn't there a song about this?
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_05: No, it was the night I went to the strip club in the middle of Pennsylvania.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_06: I know, but I'm just saying there's a song about the stripper crying.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, that's a loaded question when we've all drank together.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_05: I've seen pudding run up and down a hallway in a thong.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but that wasn't at a bar, that was at a hotel at State Guard.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_04: That's the best thing because there's the gold laman cameras.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_06: You don't know.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_06: That's just on your word.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_06: I haven't showed you the picture.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_06: I'm kidding.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_06: I've got pictures.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_05: Uh all right.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_05: I got one more story.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_05: We're moving through this pretty quick tonight.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_05: Noted question.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_05: I don't what's the crazy thing?
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_05: I know.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_06: I'm gonna be thinking about it.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_04: The shit that I have done or people have done.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_04: I've seen somebody get their hair cut at a bar one time.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_06: That was me.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_05: She got her hair cut in the bar.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_05: She's gonna get my hair in the alley.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_05: She got her hair cut in the alley of a bar.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_06: It was on the patio.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_06: I came back in.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_06: That shit was.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_05: That would be an interesting podcast, it's just bar stories.
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_05: If that you remember.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 41:05
  SPEAKER_05: I almost want to drive an Uber just to do it.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_05: And but not use my own car.
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_05: There was a nightcam saying on HBO Taxicab Confessions.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_06: There's a nightcam saying on the bar at the ribeye.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_06: Pretty sure that's the night she parked the Jeep on the sidewalk.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_05: Amanda parked my vehicle in the yard sober.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_06: We might have had the the square donuts afterwards, too.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_06: I was on the bar?
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_06: Pretty sure.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_05: At the ribeye?
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_06: That's a possibility.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_06: I know I was once or twice at Frickers back in the day.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_06: Because I remember hitting the head on a bucket.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_05: I watched your ex-husband hit his head on the bucket over there.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_05: Trying to think what else.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_06: I know.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_06: I'm trying to think.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_06: Because I know I've seen some weird stuff.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_05: Here's our last story.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_05: This comes to us from Finland.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_05: Uh there were some Finnish Air Force.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_05: Such a great story.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_05: Finnish Air Force cadets.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_05: They were ref receiving.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_05: Man, I'm burping now.
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_05: I got beer in me.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_05: Disciplinary actions while after allegedly drawing dicks in the sky during flight training exercises.
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_06: I've seen this one.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_05: According to the reports, the flight caps became visible on public flight tracking websites where people noticed the unusual patterns.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_05: But you could look up in the sky.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_05: And they had drawn penises.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_06: You have to be really good at that craft to do it with like an aircraft.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_05: You know, oh no.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_06: There was a guy, an Amish guy, and he was on like, what is that?
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_06: Rumsprumspringer.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_06: Rumspringer.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_06: And he would actually take people home at from the rendezvous once upon a time.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_06: Well, this guy right here, I mean he was like an Amish Uber.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_05: An Amish Uber.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_04: I had a coach in high school that used to grow up over in Canton, Ohio long time ago.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_04: They used to the Amish, the horses are so smart they knew how to get home.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_04: So the Amish will get drunk, pass out, horse will go home.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_04: Well, these guys will go out and get drunk, go out there, grab them horses, spoon around in circles, and send them back the other way.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god, the guy woke up, he had no idea what he had no idea where he was.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_06: Neither did the horse.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_05: And said this was in Hagerstown.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I believe it.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_06: At the VOO.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_05: We used to live uh out in the country when I uh just graduated from college, and you would hear randomly I still remember this ACDC playing just loud.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_05: And what it is is every single battery operated.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_05: Every Sunday, the Amish would get together at one central location for those that are in that.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_06: They have the church in the day and then they celebrate it all day.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_05: And uh as as they were coming home, the the young ones would leave early and they would have a beatbox, like an old box.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_05: And they're listening to music.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_05: And you have cop, cop, cop, cop, beat, cop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_06: That's also good stuff.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_05: So first guys.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_05: The incident happened during a training mission in Finland.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_05: The military officials confirmed the cadets violated conduct standards.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_05: I love the fact that it just shows that it's not just Americans that love to have a good time.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_05: The uh story quickly went viral after screenshots of the flight paths uh spread across, excuse me, social media.
• 44:58
  SPEAKER_05: Apparently, even uh military pilots uh with multi-million dollar air to have fun.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so we'll have a date night.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_04: Let's go out and make our own new story.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, we could.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_06: I like it.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_04: We're getting you no matter where you're at in the world, dicks are funny.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_05: Drawing dicks on your Steve has a dick tattooed on his forehead now above his eyebrow.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_05: I believe it.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_05: They're coming out with a new jackass film.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_06: Why?
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_05: Money.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna guess.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_06: They're older than us.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_06: What are what are we gonna do?
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_06: Like laugh.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_06: Not fall and break our hip.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's funny though, right there.
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_04: It is everywhere.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_06: Penises and farts are always funny.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_06: It does not matter what age you are.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_05: I don't care where you're at.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_05: You still laugh at farts.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_06: I still laugh at farts, especially like unexpected farts.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_06: Like when you're just like old.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_06: Oop.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_04: Especially with my kids.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_06: Or one that sounds like I I love the question mark farts.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_05: Oh question mark.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_05: That's fine.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that's all I have for the week.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_04: I love it.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_04: It's good stuff.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_06: Are you guys all having fun though?
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_05: Of course.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it was just uh it's been a long day for me.
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_06: I I get it.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_05: I've been indie and golfing golfing and putting this shit in the middle of the day.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_06: I feel so sorry for you having to golf today.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_05: I just mean it's been busy.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_05: Just busy.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_05: I'm getting old.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_05: Uh actually, you know what?
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_05: I've got one last thing.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I heard this on the way in.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_05: Um you guys ever have arguments with somebody in your brain?
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_05: That's not really happening, and you actually get pissed off at them.
• 47:00
  SPEAKER_06: I'm ADHD.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_06: I have like whole conversations in my mind, and then I'm like, Yeah, every once in a while.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_05: Do you?
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_05: Do you really I I mean, do you think out conversations that are never going to happen?
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_05: All the time.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_05: Not all the time, but yeah.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I do.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_06: All the time.
• 47:18
  unknown: Yeah.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_05: Give me an example.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_06: I can't give you an example right off the this is a true story.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_05: This is the one thing about I I can't stand is about being a dude.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_05: Is Amanda will fuck shit up sometimes, like I do.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_05: We both do it, right?
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_05: It's it's equal parts relationships.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_05: And there are times where we'll get into an argument and I'll be like, I know she's done something, but I can't remember it.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_05: Like, I want to bring it up.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_05: Like to be like, yeah, you did this, and I'm like, I know she's done something.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well, you know what you did.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_05: I remember that time.
• 48:00
  SPEAKER_05: You did something wrong too.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_05: You did it.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_06: It also kind of reminds me of like the when you have dreams and like your singing father did something too.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_05: She got mad at me one time because I cheated on her in a dream and woke up mad about me about it.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_05: You know, for a whole day.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_05: She'll say, I had another nightmare last night, and what's that?
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_05: You cheated on me.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, Well, who?
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_05: I don't remember.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_05: I don't remember.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_05: That's not even the point.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_05: The point is, like, I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to that.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_05: Like, well, it was just a dream.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I didn't end her alive, so remember that.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_05: Remember that.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_05: Remember how lucky you are.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_05: Like it up.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_05: Roll it over next to me, not too much.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_06: I'm just over here snoring.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_05: Uh we do this so we don't end up in jail.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, I hear biscuits and gravy are good though.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, taco two days.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_05: That's the only thing I know.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_05: What do you serve the other days of the week?
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_05: Soy burgers.
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_05: We were watching on that show.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_05: They just had like a bowl of beans that had two hot dogs in it.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_04: Oh that.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_05: No, I'm just saying that's what it was.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_05: Beanie Weenies, man.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_05: It was just like a bowl of baked beans with two hot dogs laying in it.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_05: And that was their dinner.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds good.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_05: Ann says I'll get you a list.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_05: I want to talk about it.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_04: Donuts in the morning, maybe?
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_06: Oatmeal.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_06: Oatmeal and dry toast.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_06: No butter on it.
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_05: Sounds healthy.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_06: Right.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_03: We should do an episode for myself.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_05: Have you ever been to jail, Kevin?
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_05: A couple pancakes?
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I've been in there a lot on paramedic runs, but I've never uh uh involuntarily been there.
• 49:58
  SPEAKER_03: Involuntarily.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_03: I like it.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_06: That's what I'm saying.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_06: Like I don't know that I necessarily want to, but can you put us in there for an hour or two just to see what it's like?
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_05: It's not a good idea.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_05: I want to do a field trip.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_05: Like all the reality.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_05: I don't want it on my record, though.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_05: I love them.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_05: We watched 60 Days In.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_05: Did you watch that 60 Days In?
• 50:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh man, and I love that.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, did you go down the rabbit hole from the first sheriff?
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_03: He's in prison.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_04: Which one?
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_03: 60 Days In?
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_03: Jamie Knoll.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_03: The Indy the Indiana?
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_03: The Indiana Sheriff?
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_03: The one that was in the house.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_03: No, this was on 60 Days In.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_03: So this was this was an Indiana thing, and he was big in the political arena and all this stuff.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_03: And it ended up, he he took a lot of money from the local volunteer fire district he was the chief of.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_03: Bought houses, planes, vehicles.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_03: So him, his wife, his daughter, they all had to serve time.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_03: And I think he's still serving time.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_05: They treat him really well knowing that he's a former chair.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_04: You get treated better stuff.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_05: I've learned one thing.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_05: If you go to jail, don't steal, don't rat on people.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_05: Don't be a pedophile.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_05: Don't be a pedophile.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_05: Just mind your own.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_05: Better ass.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_05: Petter ass.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_05: Better ass.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_05: I do find it interesting.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_05: I just, I don't know.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_05: Some of these people.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_05: Like we're watching a show the other day, and it's it's a young kid at say he's in his early 20s, and he got arrested for um aggravated um robbery.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_05: And he was looking at anywhere from So he was angrily robbing.
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_05: Uh but he was looking at 12 to 35 years.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_05: And he's sitting and he's in a local jail waiting to go to DOC and uh or to present.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_06: I feel like not that long of a sentence it wasn't his first time.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, no.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_05: It might have been.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_05: Just because it was a bit reactive.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_06: That's what I don't understand.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_06: Sometimes it's like the gun.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_05: That's the end of the thing.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_05: Well, back in the day, that was what the three strikes in and out.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_05: You could get arrested three times for selling marijuana and go to jail for the rest of your life.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_05: Selling marijuana.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_06: But then you're out in a year and a half if you've been a pedophile.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_05: Right?
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_05: Is there somebody on the phone?
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_05: You got farmer bread!
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_06: Hello.
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_05: Hello, how's it going?
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_05: How are you doing, buddy?
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_05: Good.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_05: Hey, I saw a picture of you holding a chicken.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_05: So we feel we feel like you're the expert on chickens.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_02: I moved from Southern California to Indiana with uh three chickens in the back of my uh moving truck.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_02: I made a little uh chicken transport crate, and uh and on the way they were laying eggs.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I felt bad for them because they were going from like 70 degree temperature down to like 40 degree winter time.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_02: Uh but uh but yeah.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_05: That's okay.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_05: So I'm I I've got a hundred questions to ask you about chickens.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_05: First of all, if I have a dozen chickens, should I expect to get a dozen eggs every day?
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_02: Uh no.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_02: So I would say uh if it's an egg-laying breed, I my my gut feeling is about five eggs a week from a chicken.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um is what you could estimate.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then uh as it gets shorter days, uh, there's a certain number of hours uh of daylight that a chicken needs in order to be able to optimally uh have everything to like lay their eggs, and it's it's usually about 14 to 16 hours of daylight.
• 54:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um so during uh when when the days become shorter, then the chicken ends up switching modes and goes into a mold where they put all of their energy into going through feathers instead of laying eggs.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_02: So that's why sometimes egg production can decrease.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_05: Are you uh are you at a semi right now?
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_05: No, no.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_05: It was loud.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_05: Uh all right, so how many chickens do you have?
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so I think last time I counted, I had 27 tens that are weighing.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: I have two two guinea foul.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_02: I think I probably have about 10 roosters, and I just catched I just catched um like 30 baby chicks, and then on Wednesday, the day after the election, I had uh 120 uh boiler baby chicks come in the mail.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_02: In the mail?
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_02: So it's it's always changing.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and that's that's part of the reason why I created uh pasture the platter.com so I can keep track of these notes and how many chickens I have over time um because it's it's it's hard to keep track.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I'm sure you've heard of Chicken Mouth before.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_05: Chicken mouth?
• 55:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh sorry, chicken math.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_04: You get one chicken, you get two, and the next thing you get four.
• 55:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you have eight.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I uh that was gonna be my question is like, how do you decide what ones you're gonna keep as just like laying eggs to eat, or if you're going to let them be fertilized for for new chickens?
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_02: So it it really it really depends on the breed.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_02: So some breeds are really good for laying eggs, some breeds are really good for um raising meat.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_02: Now the challenge is if you have a child who has named the chicken, and they and they may name uh uh a chicken that happens to be a uh meat breed, and so you don't get very many eggs, and then the chicken ends up not paying rent by not laying very many eggs.
• 56:19
  SPEAKER_02: So that's what you call chest or barbecue.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, that gets turned into barbecue.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_04: My general shows I like chest or chicken.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_05: Can you talk uh I chicken farms are one of the smelliest places I've ever been?
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, hogs are better.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_06: Hogs are way worse.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_06: Chicken chits.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, chicken shit's pretty horrible.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_06: Hogs are way worse, I promise.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_06: Seriously.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, can you comment on how stinky chickens can be?
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, so so um funny you ask, uh, so in high school, I did electrical work in a chicken barn that was being built, and luckily they only brought the chickens in the last couple weeks.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but yes, on a on a traditional uh conventional farm, um, chickens can smell pretty bad.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_02: Um and that's why I try to raise my chickens on pasture.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, because if it's warm out and I can move chickens on grass, then it's less work for me because I don't have to clean up all that chicken manure and it fertilizes the grass for free.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_05: And they eat the grass, yeah?
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they eat the grass and they eat bugs.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_02: And and I kid you not, one time I saw a rooster grab a little mouse, a field mouse by the tail, throw it up in the air and swallow it whole.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_02: I would I would I wouldn't have believed it.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_02: So so when you go to the grocery store and there's eggs that say um vegan fed or like that, like I stay away from that because uh chickens are omnivores.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_02: They don't eat just plants, they eat meat, they eat bugs and and everything, and they need that for a well-balanced diet.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, see, there you go.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's just funny to me.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_05: Why would you buy a vegan chicken knowing you're gonna eat the chicken or the vegan egg?
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_04: Right?
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_05: Right, you know, it's like you could be vegan, but I I don't really want to be vegan.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_02: Now, uh a really kind of crazy thing is is so there is there is cat food out there that has a chicken egg protein for people that have cats but are allergic to them.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_02: So um, so what they do is uh they have chickens that are around cats, and I guess the mama hens will produce a protein or something, and then they extract that protein and put that in the cat food.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_02: So I've I've thought about doing that, the poor man version of just because we have a barn and there ends up being barn cats that appear there, and I just would uh put some of my chickens there and they're around uh the cat, and then I would just take those eggs and just crack them open and on on the cat food and do it the uh the poor man way.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, that works.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_04: I might be afraid the roosters eat the cat.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_06: I have a bird dog that is allergic to chickens, so I understand what you're saying here.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_05: Are uh chickens pretty stupid, or are they are they smart animals?
• 59:21
  SPEAKER_02: Um it it kind of depends, um, but generally they're they're pretty smart.
• 59:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um now one thing that's fun to watch is like if uh if you have a broody hen, so a broody hen is one that just wants to sit on the eggs and become a mama.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_02: Um and uh and so what you can do sometimes is like if you have a breed that doesn't naturally sit on the eggs very well, you can um you can uh slip eggs underneath them uh and and have them be an adopted mom.
• 59:56
  SPEAKER_02: I had this little bantam uh chick uh hen that is really small.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_02: She raised twelve eggs, uh baby chicks, and they would like the heads would poke out of the the wings and and uh and stuff, and uh, and she she was a good mama.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_06: That's awesome.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_05: That's wild.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_05: Tell us more about this one that ate the mouse.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_05: Are these things I mean they're the closest animal to the uh the dinosaur, yeah?
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_05: And I mean, have you seen these things just go crazy on another animal?
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_02: Um personally so so tip typically the roosters that we have on our farm uh are pretty tame, partly because we have uh some young children and and uh I I want them to be safe and stuff.
• 1:00:46
  SPEAKER_02: And so so generally if if uh if a chicken ends up being uh too mean, uh then it ends up uh going in the stew pot um and doesn't stay around.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_02: Dumplings dumplings.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_05: It becomes dumplings.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_05: So they you do have asshole chickens?
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um not for long.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_06: They become barbecue chickens.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's yeah.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_05: Now let me ask you another thing real quick.
• 1:01:13
  SPEAKER_05: You made what I consider to be one of the ballsiest things, uh, balsiest decisions, rather.
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_05: Um, and you ran for public uh office.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_05: Was this the first time you've ever run for office?
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, yes.
• 1:01:27
  SPEAKER_05: Uh first time I ran.
• 1:01:29
  SPEAKER_05: What did you think of the experience?
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_05: Well, first of all, what'd you run for?
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_02: And I I I I ran for Wayne County Council District 2.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and really the thing that prompted me to run was the experience that I uh I witnessed on the wheel tax uh being implemented.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_02: And and I realized that there's only so much information or there's only so much impact you can have from speaking up at the podium during those meetings.
• 1:02:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um and and I was always told, you know, um, if you you you can't complain if you don't if you don't try to bring solutions and and and change uh to the situation.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_02: So I decided to throw my name in the hat there.
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um and I realized I didn't have a very large campaign budget, and so I had to get creative in order to make that marketing budget go really far.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_02: So I was like looking around and and realized I had never seen a politician put a chicken on their political side.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_02: And and I've uh I've been uh I've been raising chickens and selling pasture raised poultry in the area for about 10 years.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_02: And uh some people remember when I would sell at the Richmond farmers market, I I would hand out these little stickers that would have uh a chicken on it uh to the kids that would be like coming near the booth.
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: That was a way for me to remember which parents I had given the sales pitch to.
• 1:03:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um and so enough time has gone by, like 10 years, that some of those kids could be old enough to vote for me.
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_02: So uh then I also got Farmer Brad as the nickname on uh the ballot.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_02: And so I figured if people saw the chicken on the sign and they saw Farmer Brad on the ballot, then they would put two and two together and vote for me.
• 1:03:31
  SPEAKER_05: Now, what was your experience like?
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, was it uh I I mean, we saw some pretty interesting things on social media about people that uh ran for office.
• 1:03:41
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean, people could be just downright rude.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_05: Would you run?
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_05: Would do you ever see yourself potentially running again?
• 1:03:49
  SPEAKER_02: Or was it absolutely um so one thing I I found out during this process was um uh people would come up to me and they were like, I was looking for your name on the ballot, I couldn't vote for you.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_02: And that was because it was limited to District 2.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and so uh the next election there's uh an at-large for Wayne County Council, and so if I end up running for that, then anyone in the county could vote for me.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um but but really this whole process, I I mean what was nice about the Wayne County Council campaign was that it didn't get nasty.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um everything was above board and and and we were just able to focus on all the issues, and then I kind of got bored and um I uh I was tested for ADD ADD uh ADHD at one point, um, and I I tested negative, um, but I think they messed up on the test.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we always need too bad.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_02: So then I got into realizing, you know, there's all this information out there, um and I'm fairly tech savvy.
• 1:05:01
  SPEAKER_02: So I decided to create these dashboards and information to bring it to the surface.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so the first thing I built was the Wayne County Voting Project that parses meeting minutes from county council, commissioners, and workshop meetings so that then you could see uh what was discussed at those meetings, what was voted on, and then you can search by topic or keyword um for that.
• 1:05:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and then I just started building more and more.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_02: So on my website, I had built uh a little tool so that people could see if they were in district two.
• 1:05:38
  SPEAKER_02: And then I was like, what if I expand that a little bit bigger and just create a candidate finder site?
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_02: So I did that, and that would overlay all of the voting boundaries for like a person to put in their address and see all the voting boundaries and the candidates that may appear on their ballot for them.
• 1:05:58
  SPEAKER_02: That's cool.
• 1:06:00
  SPEAKER_02: And it just kept on pivoting from more information, more dashboards, and and trying to make information more accessible to the everyday person.
• 1:06:10
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 1:06:12
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I'll tell you what, we appreciate the time, especially all the information about chickens.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_05: The reason we brought it up is uh there was a story in uh Florida where a uh gunfight broke out at a local bar because uh a farmer was uh arguing with uh other patrons about how many chickens did we lose him?
• 1:06:34
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, all right.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_05: Well, there we go.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you, farmer Brad.
• 1:06:38
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much, farmer Brad.
• 1:06:40
  SPEAKER_05: And uh you know what?
• 1:06:43
  SPEAKER_05: I think we can call it an evening.
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_05: This has been arguably one of the weirdest shows.
• 1:06:47
  SPEAKER_05: I just kind of threw this one together.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_05: Talking about chickens, talking about chickens.
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_05: Uh well, you know, we say it at the end of every show.
• 1:06:57
  SPEAKER_05: Is there anybody even watching now at this point?
• 1:07:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:07:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we are.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's everybody's uh if you uh if you know somebody in your life that you feel like they're struggling or they're going through some things, or maybe it's yourself, just uh don't be afraid to reach out.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_05: Mental health is uh is not a thing that you have to be embarrassed about anymore.
• 1:07:19
  SPEAKER_05: People are very open to it.
• 1:07:20
  SPEAKER_05: Uh a lot of businesses now um will even accommodate to it.
• 1:07:25
  SPEAKER_05: So it's uh it's no longer something you have to keep hidden.
• 1:07:28
  SPEAKER_05: So if you need some help, by all means, please reach out.
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_05: Um it's very important, you know, that uh you know, from one time or another, everybody's gonna go through something.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_05: So just make sure you take care of yourself, take care of each other, and um let's be kind.
• 1:07:44
  SPEAKER_05: You know, that's the one thing.
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_05: Uh I watched a lot of people throw a lot of mud at each other over the last few weeks as people were running for office here locally, and I'm sure that happens all over the U.S., all over the world.
• 1:07:56
  SPEAKER_05: And uh let's just remember we got to cohabitate with every one of these individuals after the race is over.
• 1:08:02
  SPEAKER_06: Awkward, and it's free to be nice, yeah.
• 1:08:05
  SPEAKER_05: That's true.
• 1:08:06
  SPEAKER_05: So uh we appreciate you.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_05: Be careful, be good, take care of each other, love each other in you know, respectful ways.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_05: Anyway, uh, you know, we say it at the end of every podcast.
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_05: We'll be back here in two weeks.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_05: I promise it'd be uh more like our normal shows.
• 1:08:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I enjoyed it.
• 1:08:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it was a good time.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_05: Uh thanks again to our buddy Kevin.
• 1:08:28
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks again to the Moose here locally for supporting us.
• 1:08:30
  SPEAKER_05: Thanks to our buddy Brian.
• 1:08:32
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, thanks to uh uh Crosstown Carry Out and um the bottle shop, Wallace Heating and Air, Scardy Pyrotechnics.
• 1:08:41
  SPEAKER_05: Make sure you go support the uh River or not River, it's the uh flying mummies.
• 1:08:45
  SPEAKER_05: Flying Mummies, you got you.
• 1:08:47
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, say roosters.
• 1:08:48
  SPEAKER_05: No, well, hey, their mascot looks like a rooster.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, there we go.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_05: We should have farmer Brad out there.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_05: Wilber.
• 1:08:53
  SPEAKER_05: His name's Wilbur.
• 1:08:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Wilbur.
• 1:08:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_05: It took me a minute.
• 1:08:57
  SPEAKER_05: No, it took me a minute to pick up the Wilbur Wright thing.
• 1:09:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_05: I felt like a dumbass the moment I realized it.
• 1:09:03
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh my god.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_05: I knew it.
• 1:09:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Wilbur.
• 1:09:05
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh, I get it.
• 1:09:06
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I didn't at first.
• 1:09:07
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, why the fuck are they named this thing?
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_05: Wilbur for like, oh, something else I can blow up.
• 1:09:11
  SPEAKER_05: And I was like, oh shit, no, I get it.
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_05: Pointed at me.
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_05: Uh we talk to him, Gibler, next time.
• 1:09:18
  SPEAKER_05: After two beers.
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_07: Take me home! Take me home home.