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Live From Freakville! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.13.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. But people definitely have made careers.
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  Oh, yeah. Harry LeBron James' wife. Mm -hmm.
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  I was talking about him. Savannah James is dunking
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  on her husband's critics. Oh, yeah, I like how
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  they did that. Good little one -liner. Four years
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  at the University of Syracuse got you that little
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  power that did his journalistic integrity of
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  a career. By the way, we all know LeBron's never
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  cheated on her. Following LeBron James' exit
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  from the Los Angeles Lakers, his wife addresses
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  the negative attention her husband has received
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  online. Oh yeah, he deserves it because he does
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  this thing. That was cool 16 years ago, but no
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  one cares now. He knows where he's going. He's
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  probably going to be in the Warriors. He was
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  golfing with Stephen Curry and whatnot. But he
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  wants to make it suspenseful. During the July
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  7th episode of her and April McDaniel's podcast,
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  Everybody's Crazy. People build up things to
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  crush them. I feel like that's the hard part
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  with LeBron. Yeah, he does it to himself, though.
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  He's a bro. People definitely have made careers.
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  Oh, yeah. I was talking about him. I do agree
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  with that. Stephen A. Smith, she's right there.
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  A broken clock can be right twice a day. LeBron
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  caused a lot of conversation after his agent,
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  Rich Paul, announced... Yeah, Rich Paul is actually
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  worse than LeBron. That ego Rich Paul gives LeBron
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  is bad. He's a douchebag. On June 30th, he was
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  leaving the L .A.-based team after eight seasons.
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  All right, there you go. When you have to have
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  your wife defend you, that's no good. Here's
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  the dude that Buddy XL has been banging on. Dylan,
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  how are you? Have you spoken to Bunny? You know,
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  has she reached out? Yeah, I just talked to her
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  not too long ago. I talked to her today, earlier
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  today. Do you still have plans to hang out again
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  soon? I love Bunny. You know, she's great. She's
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  got... Oh, yeah, she is good at mouth hugs. Mm
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  -hmm. Ah, she gives great mouth hugs. A lot going
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  on right now, but I'm here for her, and I'll
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  plow her. Looks like he has a hickey, I didn't
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  get to tattoo him. You know, he is... That little
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  bunny accent looks like the type of worm in that
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  guy's hickey. He's super sick, and yeah. Has
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  Jelly Roll reached out at all? Oh yeah, you're
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  plowing my ex -wife, dude. Why would he reach
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  out? No, no, I haven't said anything, but like
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  I said, I got love for the both of them, and
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  obviously they've got... I think it's time we
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  tell everybody how much they love each other.
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  You get in the front, Jelly, I'll get in the
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  back. Mm -hmm. Yeah! You know what I'm saying?
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  A lot going on right now, so, you know, I've
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  got love for the both of them. I love when somebody
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  wears a cowboy hat. They're like, look at that!
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  Yeah, pretty boy, not a cowboy. She's not that
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  young. You're younger. It's never like that,
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  but sometimes a cowboy wants to hunt cougars
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  and rabbits. Oh, yeah. So there's that. And then
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  here's Bunny XL. Talking about him. Talking about
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  how she got caught making out with a dude at
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  Chili's Bar. There she is on her stupid little
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  morning zoo podcast talking about it. Girl. Get
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  a sweet little kiss under the fireworks. Romantic.
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  Yeah, especially at your ex -husband's block.
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  Because you're a buster. You're for the streets.
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  Romantic. I've never had that done. I thought
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  it was... Yeah, is that the little shot of jelly?
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  I'm going to do our fireworks later on. You know
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  what I mean? So sweet, you know? And of course,
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  I'm not going to... It's just... Let your girl
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  live. I've learned that it's just miserable people
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  who have nothing better to do than just comment
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  on other people's lives. All right, here's the
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  deal. It's Bonnie Exit talking about the haters.
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  A lot of these celebrities, they think they're
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  doing themselves a favor by addressing the haters,
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  but you're actually giving the haters power.
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  I have a ton of haters that are white trash losers.
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  And you know what I do? I ignore them because
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  they're white trash losers. And I'm sure it's
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  probably the same audience. So, Bunny, you got
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  to ignore it, baby. Bunny XO is slamming the
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  negative comments about her body. I'd rock that
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  body. It always creeps me out when dudes want
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  really skinny girls. Like, no, do you want some
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  cheeks to clap? During a conversation about her
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  endometriosis on the Dumb Blonde podcast, Buddy
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  gets candid with guest Baylin Dupree, who has
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  also been open about her battle with a disease,
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  on the negative comments she's received about
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  her body while navigating her IVF journey. Here's
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  how I get all the haters. Pfft. are sitting at
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  home glad that you're addressing them. Ignore
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  them! Ignore them! As I was going through IVF,
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  it put weight on me. And people, you know, would
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  be like, oh, she's bigger than her husband now.
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  Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, he cheated on you. And
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  he cheated by taking one of those shots. It wasn't
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  like you did it from hard work. And you're literally
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  trying to make a baby with your body and it's
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  like people just have no respect. The internet
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  is just so crazy. Yeah, ignore it. There's so
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  much mean comments out there about me and I've
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  read like one third of it. And at some point
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  I go, you're all losers. But I've learned that
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  it's just miserable people who have nothing better
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  to do than just comment on other people's lives.
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  Yeah, maybe say that behind the scenes, but when
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  you're saying it on a podcast, you're giving
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  it a life. Kristen Cavallari loves to fly the
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  friendly skies, but the Hills alum admits she
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  only rides in first class while her kids are
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  back in coach. Oh, yeah, mother. She says on
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  the July 7th episode of Aspire with Emma Creed,
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  they fly coach. I'm flying first class. That
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  was important to me when they became old enough
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  that they could. It's not difficult to do when
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  they're older. I'm like, bye guys. Have fun back
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  there. Describes you as a mom. You're a loser.
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  Also, I don't think you can afford it because
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  you have to get half the company in a J color.
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  She's just such a brat. And there's a method
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  to the coach madness. Why? Because she's a feminist.
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  If a man did this, you know, it wouldn't be the
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  same response. According to Kristen, who says
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  it's all about instilling work ethic and financial
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  responsibility. I hate it when rich parents do
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  that. You got famous for pretty much being a
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  party girl. That's it. And create a company and
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  have kids with a terrible quarterback. You're
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  a lizard. And her three kids, whom she shares
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  with ex -husband, Jay Cutler. Wouldn't you want
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  to bond with your parents on a frickin' airplane?
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  Mm -hmm. That's what I did whenever I flew to,
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  like, California for five hours with my mom from
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  Illinois. You talk to them, you watch a movie.
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  She's like, oh, I got pretzels that I got. It
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  says you have memories. But she's a terrible
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  person. So I expect nothing less than that. She
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  explains on the pod, my kids don't just get whatever
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  they want. Yeah, because you don't want to make
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  them into a brat like you. If they want something,
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  they have to work for it. And adds that last
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  summer, her sons created their own little businesses.
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  Yeah, it's called nepotism. Yeah, worse, Kristen.
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  Can you tell I don't like that brat? Oh, I'm
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  going to fly a coach. You just don't want to
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  be around him. You just want to get drunk and
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  be left alone. That's what that is. This morning,
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  actor Justin Baldoni and his wife Emily breaking
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  their silence in a rare Instagram post. So we
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  have... Not spoken publicly. So, as much as I
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  sided with Justin Baldoni, the way he speaks
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  is so actorly. For the better part of the last
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  two years. It's not because we haven't had anything
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  to say. Right? Because Lord knows we have. Oh,
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  geez. But it just felt like every time we went
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  to make a video like this, we wanted to speak.
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  Something was telling us not to. Yeah, I feel
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  that. You don't want that dirty, rotten brun.
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  Yeah, it's an ending card. This feels like the
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  moment. The couple says gratitude is what's kept
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  them going throughout. Yeah, his wife is so much
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  hotter than Blake. I think it's because I like
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  crazy women. I used to find Blake so hot back
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  when I was in middle school. But now I'm like,
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  get away from me. their long legal battle with
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  actress blake lively who sued baldoni and his
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  production company in 2024 for orchestrating
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  what she called a smear campaign against her
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  after she accused baldoni of sexual harassment
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  yeah she just didn't like how the scene turned
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  out because she's an awful actress with the personality
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  of a saltine cracker left in the sun on the set
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  of their film it ends with us Baldoni has consistently
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  denied these claims. What I will say is that
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  there have been so many... What? Painful things
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  that have been spoken. Yeah, it is really weird
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  when someone with power... I've dealt with it
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  with morning radio. When they have the big microphone
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  in front of their face, it's like, kiss my ass!
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  Over the last couple years. And that created
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  so much noise and we didn't want to add to the
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  noise. So we just wanted to let the justice system
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  run its course. And the truth. and the facts
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  have spoken for themselves god his wife is so
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  freaking hot earlier this year a district judge
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  tossed out most of lively's claims including
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  harassment defamation and conspiracy they just
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  have douchebag vibes when you see ryan reynolds
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  he's got bitch slap face but let other claims
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  stand such as breach of contract retaliation
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  and aiding and abetting in retaliation By the
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  way, that side check of Sharon Moore, Paige Fiverr,
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  Sue in the University of Michigan. You knew what
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  you were doing when you were riding him for clout.
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  Shut up. You're annoying. The Hammering Hank
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  Show. You know, back in 1998, the doghouse had
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  a female in the production studio. Yeah. I tried
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  to get it on, but unfortunately I didn't. You
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  tried to have sex with her? Yep. That is so 1998
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  radio. Now, when you were trying to have sex
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  with her, were they telling you what to do? Nope.
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  You were just... I was too nervous because there
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  were too many people in the studio. Wait, wait,
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  wait, wait, wait. I really need to dissect this
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  right now. Mm -hmm. Yeah, you didn't get dissected.
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  Hank, so how did it go down? Were you just like,
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  hey, I want to... How did this situation go down?
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  Break it down for us. Medusa set it up. So the
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  producers told you to go. Did you ask the girl
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  if she wanted to have sex or what? No. What did
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  you do? You just wanted to ask her if she wanted
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  to have sex with Hammer and Ink. Nope. Tell us.
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  Break it down. They set it up. So what was set
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  up? I'm a little confused. I had to have sex
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  in the... Auxiliary production studio. I tried
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  to get it up, but I didn't because there are
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  too many people in the other studio. Wait, wait,
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  wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So let me,
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  let me, hear me out, Hank. I'm trying to break
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  this down. So, they, so, like, were you naked?
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  I was wearing clothes. Okay, but you said trying
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  to get it up. Did you pull down your pants? What
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  was happening there? Pulled down my pants, yep.
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  And was the girl cool with this, or was this
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  kind of a thing? She was C -O -O -L. Did she
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  try to do stuff to you, or was this one -sided?
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  That was one -timer. No, no, no, no, no. Was
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  she cool with the bed, or was she kind of mad?
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  It was cool. Did anything happen? You get any
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  kisses, any mouth hugs? My hugs, that's it. So
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  you got a hug. A mouth hug is my term for a blowjob.
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  So you didn't get a blowjob. Wait, wait, wait,
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  wait, wait, wait. What happened in the room?
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  Did you get, uh, did she give you oral sex? Yes,
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  they tried, but I didn't do it. Why couldn't
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  you do it? Because there were too many people
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  in the studio. Okay, okay. Did she place her
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  mouth on your junk? Yep. And you just couldn't
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  do it because you were nervous. Way too nervous.
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  But you still were able to have a woman put her
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  mouth on your lower regions, even though you
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  couldn't climax. Right. You're a freaking legend,
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  Hank. Now, how did it feel when her mouth is
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  on your junk? It always feels good unless there's
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  teeth. Pretty good. Pretty good. She could have
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  been better, or was she pretty good? Could have
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  been better. I seriously love hearing that. Was
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  HR involved? Nope. That is so 1990s, man. That
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  could not fly now. That could not fly today.
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  You want to hear my story? Yeah. So I was working
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  at 102 .5 The Bone on the Roger and JP show.
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  and they wanted to know for some reason how big
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  my penis was so they had me a masturbate in the
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  corner and I had the same problem you did Hank
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  where I got nervous and even though I was nervous
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  and couldn't get it up there was this rich girl
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  that drove right across the bridge to come shake
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  her ass in front of me and I still even though
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  I was not that hard I still was bigger than the
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  average penis just brand Right. Hank, we share
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  very similar war stories. I worked for Rover's
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  Morning Glory, Steve Dahl, 1025 The Bone. MJ's
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  kind of more family friendly, but I'm saying
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  I've worked around all these shock jocks. Isn't
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  it kind of unbelievable to think about what used
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  to happen back in the day? It's unbelievable.
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  Did the girl, how long did the girl go down on
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  you? How about? It must be 15 minutes. Wait,
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  wait, wait, wait. You got a 15 -minute mouth
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  hug, a .k .a. a BJ? Yep. Hank, that's why you're
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  in the Radio Hall of Fame, dude. You're a legend.
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  I'm astonished by this. Now, if you would have
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  been able to get to attention, would you have
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  had intercourse with her? I wouldn't, yep. But
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  you just couldn't get it up. Yes, I was too nervous.
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  Either way, Hank, you won in that situation.
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  Although it's always kind of sad when you're
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  trying to like, you know, get it up in your night
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  and then the girls always take offense to it.
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  Sometimes I'm like, it's just a whiskey. Don't
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  hate on me. This has been a very extended segment.
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  Oh, geez. About blowjobs. And I've had a fun
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  time doing it. Hammer and Hank, I I gotta go
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  back real quick. Oh, geez. We gotta come back
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  to it. Oh, geez. Now, when you were getting that,
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  PJ, on the radio, was it live on air? It was
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  live on the air, yep. What did your family think
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  of that? They didn't like it at all. Heaven forbid
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  you get a little bit of oral pleasure. I think
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  it's not that big of a deal. I'm astonished by
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  it. The Hammer and Hank Show. Oh, yeah. Before
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  we begin this show, let me press this button
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  right here. Okay. Oh, my God. I think this is
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  the earliest I've ever done happy hour. The earliest
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  before was when I was sneaking on at 1 .025 between
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  10 to 11 a .m. Here I am. It is 7 .32 a .m. this
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  Monday, July 13th. If you're listening in the
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  future in Fresno, it's tomorrow because we record
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  the day before. And I am here after partying
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  with Lex and Terry this whole freaking weekend.
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  So today's show is going to be a mix of celebrity
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  news, and it's going to be also a mix of what
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  you like to call nonsense. And I got to be careful
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  to not project my voice too loud. All right,
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  let's go. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Welcome to Happy Hour. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. was
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  so big. And now, something completely different.
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  Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.
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  Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. We are. live
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  in Jacksonville. Some people go on lavish vacations,
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  you know, to Hawaii, to maybe even Florida where
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  I live. So I guess my day every day is a vacation.
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  I know, but this year I have flown to Chicago.
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  I have flown to Minnesota to get laid essentially.
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  And I am in Jacksonville. I'm going to all the
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  hot spots. I'm just kidding. This is Hoppy Hour.
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  I I am your host, Ryan Hoppe. This is the earliest
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  I've recorded, though, I swear. Usually be around
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  10 or 5 a .m. The phone lines are blowing up
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  on the phone, and John Brennan had no frickin'
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  idea. I met a few people that remembered that
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  show this weekend in Jacksonville, and we'll
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  get to that and more. 856 - 49 Hoppy. That's
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  856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  I'm in this hotel room. So usually I'm in a broadcast
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  studio. Or in my apartment where I get really
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  loud. I don't know if I can do that though. It's
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  kind of weird. At like 6 .30 in the morning I
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  went to the parking lot of where I'm staying
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  in Jacksonville. And it was like, there was like
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  no temperature out. It was like just flat. And
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  it's very hard to explain. It's a little different
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  up here. The weather's a little more like Georgia.
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  Mm -hmm. Because Jacksonville is right by Georgia,
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  if you guys need a lesson on geography. Guess
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  what today is, by the way. Hey, guys. What's
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  up, G? Want to go to Chachki's? Get some coffee?
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  Mm -hmm. I got to get out of here. I think I'm
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  going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mondays. One more time. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. Again.
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  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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  Finally. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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  the Mondays. Let me ask you something. When you
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  come in on Monday and you're not feeling real
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  well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds like
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  someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No? No,
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  man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
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  kicked saying something like that, man. Alright,
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  here we go. These are our Monday little rituals,
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  whatever you call them. Too hungry to talk. learned
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  this weekend that when ryan happy parties uh
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  he is drunk in bed by 11 p .m man with uh rick
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  and morty on tv okay let me paint a picture right
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  now i'm in this uh hotel room simply suites i
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  uh got an airbnb and the airbnb ended up just
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  leading me to a hotel room for 110 a night and
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  um It's always been kind of talked about on whatever
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  radio show I've worked on because they've always
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  wanted to be the one that was the main influence.
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  And what I mean is when I worked for Rover, he's
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  like, you have other radio shows you grew up
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  listening to besides me? And I'm like, yes. And
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  that's where the whole mentor thing began. And
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  then it kind of happened with Drew Garabo and
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  Mike Halter where I would name drop, blah, blah,
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  blah. So let me preface it by saying there's
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  a lot of people that influenced me to go into
• 23:51
  radio. But one of the biggest names, as I look
• 23:54
  at my cat, one of the biggest names that influenced
• 23:57
  me to go into radio is lex staley and terry james
• 24:02
  of the lex and terry morning radio network i
• 24:07
  found them i don't know i used to go to the library
• 24:10
  like a nerd but no i wasn't getting good grades
• 24:12
  i was looking up radio shows online and i found
• 24:14
  their show probably like at 07 which it kind
• 24:17
  of describes my humor for dick jokes and um Because
• 24:21
  they're like the professors at Dick Jokes. And
• 24:23
  I've been listening for 20 years. And I really
• 24:25
  started to get to know them around 2015 when
• 24:27
  this show went from, it was first a Hoppy show
• 24:30
  at WHCM 88 .3. And then old school cats remember
• 24:34
  Hoppy and Super Rich. And I worked for Rover
• 24:36
  and was told I couldn't do any shows. Then I
• 24:38
  started doing Hoppy Hour. And that was 11 years
• 24:41
  ago. And it was, wow, I keep thinking it's like
• 24:43
  May. We're already in July. But it was May 2015
• 24:45
  this show began. And they were one of the first
• 24:48
  people I interviewed because they had seen me
• 24:50
  on social media throughout the years. And I would
• 24:52
  say during this decade, I've gotten significantly
• 24:55
  closer to Lex and Terry. It went from, hey, I
• 24:58
  know that guy, to hey, I talked to that guy.
• 25:00
  So it was good. Driving to Jacksonville. I don't
• 25:06
  even know. I want to start at this. Well, first
• 25:09
  of all, they did their little luau show right
• 25:14
  at Tide's Beach Bar. It was a good time. I saw
• 25:18
  they were posting it like a month ago, and I
• 25:21
  was like, Terry lives in Seattle. Dallas is our,
• 25:26
  I'm a little tired, sorry. Lex is in Dallas,
• 25:29
  and so is Dee and Sarah. So even though they're
• 25:32
  very popular in Jacksonville, they're not actually
• 25:34
  out of Jacksonville. So how many times were they
• 25:35
  in the same room? And also, I've seen Orlando.
• 25:40
  I've seen Miami. I've seen Fort Myers. I have
• 25:43
  never seen Jacksonville. And it is very interesting.
• 25:46
  So Saturday, I actually worked for Wow941, the
• 25:52
  base party station, and took pictures on the
• 25:54
  beach. And that absolutely demolished my phone.
• 25:58
  My phone went from 100 % to like 73 % while taking,
• 26:02
  because we have these little koozies we pass
• 26:04
  out for Metro Lagoon. And we got to go up to
• 26:07
  people and ask to take pictures of them. They
• 26:09
  love when I do that. But if I'm with a pretty
• 26:10
  girl, it's different. Because we have to have
• 26:12
  pictures for the sales team. So I got to work
• 26:15
  Saturday at like 11 a .m. And I was like, okay,
• 26:18
  if I can be done by 1, then I'm going to be on
• 26:20
  the road by 2. But no. My phone is now deciding.
• 26:23
  I've had my cell phone for two and a half years
• 26:26
  and my phone is now deciding that it does not
• 26:28
  want to charge very well. The plug has not worked
• 26:31
  in the longest time. I'm having to use the circular
• 26:33
  chargers and I just don't want to give my money
• 26:36
  to Apple, man. But I'm also starting to realize
• 26:39
  that I kind of postponed my trip by like four
• 26:41
  hours because I had to charge my phone because
• 26:43
  I'm driving across the state. And last week,
• 26:47
  you guys all know that I tried to beat my screen
• 26:50
  time record. Last week, despite canvassing for
• 26:53
  Third Leg Greg and street -laced promotions and
• 26:56
  marketing in Tampa, despite using a Bluetooth,
• 26:59
  despite posting videos online, I was able to
• 27:03
  break my screen time record by one minute. So
• 27:05
  that was an accomplishment in itself. By the
• 27:08
  way, we'll take a quick intermission before we
• 27:10
  talk about the drive to Florida to say I am with
• 27:12
  my lovely cat Luna. I am holding her. Her heart
• 27:15
  is breathing very fast, and she is contributing
• 27:17
  absolutely nothing to the conversation. Now,
• 27:20
  if this was, I don't know, let's say during the
• 27:23
  car ride, it would be different. 856 -494 -6773.
• 27:30
  And we'll get to that in a second. So I ended
• 27:33
  up leaving for Jacksonville right around, I say,
• 27:38
  4 .30 p .m. I got one of those little diet drinks.
• 27:42
  from Dunkin' Donuts that has all the caffeine,
• 27:45
  those zero drinks. And I was driving. I only
• 27:48
  had to pull over to piss about four or five times.
• 27:50
  Mm -hmm. Which is a record for me. I drink a
• 27:53
  lot of liquids. I have energy drinks. So I got
• 27:57
  here at 8 .15. And I'm pretty exhausted. Like,
• 28:01
  driving in Jacksonville is pretty intimidating.
• 28:03
  It was like five lanes. It's insanity. Driving
• 28:07
  around here is a different beast than driving
• 28:09
  in St. Pete, man. Mm -hmm. Up here is a little
• 28:13
  more industrial, a little more blue car. You
• 28:17
  know what I mean? And down in Florida, I mean,
• 28:20
  I know this is technically Florida, but I've
• 28:22
  always viewed Jacksonville also as kind of a
• 28:24
  branch of Georgia. Got a little bit of that southern
• 28:28
  hospitality. You know what's happening, man?
• 28:32
  You kind of don't really get southern. You have
• 28:35
  to say it like that. Whenever you talk about
• 28:37
  Southern hospitality, you got to say it like
• 28:40
  that. You're not really kidding in there. And
• 28:44
  St. Peter again. It's just different. Well, first
• 28:52
  I get to the Simply Suites and there's nobody
• 28:56
  at the front desk. And I'm like, oh, this is
• 28:58
  just my luck. It's like 850, Luna's behind. And
• 29:03
  all of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
• 29:04
  girls, there's like a phone that says call zero.
• 29:07
  And from there, we'll come and get you or whatever.
• 29:11
  So I call zero and it goes right to voicemail.
• 29:13
  It's at their phone at the desk. I'm like, oh,
• 29:14
  great. So then I get on my Wi -Fi through my
• 29:19
  hotspot on my MacBook and I connect to my cell
• 29:23
  phone internet, my LTE, and I go on my Airbnb.
• 29:27
  and it's like i'll call the check -in so i call
• 29:31
  and then i hear the ring from the desk and then
• 29:33
  i hear hello and then it was me on the other
• 29:37
  end or i was at the other end but i was talking
• 29:39
  to someone like on the other side of the office
• 29:41
  so i could hear my voice echoing it's very strange
• 29:43
  so then they chuck me in blah blah blah and i
• 29:47
  immediately start I had gone to like a pilot
• 29:52
  gas station and got in. The only booze that I
• 29:56
  left that wasn't beers was two twisted teeth.
• 30:02
  And what happened, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 30:06
  and girls, was I got lit. And I brought in the
• 30:11
  cat cage with Luna in it. I brought in my suitcase
• 30:14
  and my backpack. But I didn't really feel like
• 30:16
  juggling cat litter. Because I wanted to bring
• 30:19
  Luna on this trip, you know? I don't really have
• 30:22
  a girlfriend. And as Lex told me when I told
• 30:26
  him I was bringing my cat, he said, good, you're
• 30:27
  bringing some pussy along. No, but... So I close
• 30:36
  the door and I grab the keys to the... to the
• 30:40
  room and I go to my car and I grab the litter
• 30:42
  box and I put the litter box in here. Then I
• 30:46
  immediately start ordering Asian food. And I
• 30:50
  immediately start ordering, start drinking a
• 30:52
  little more. All of a sudden I'm taking a bath
• 30:55
  and then Terry is like, hey, I'm not going to
• 30:59
  be able to hang out tonight. I'm going to bed
• 31:00
  early. I'll see you tomorrow. And all of a sudden
• 31:02
  I'm like, where is Luna? All of a sudden, I'm
• 31:08
  starting to wonder. And I look under the bed.
• 31:12
  I break open the bed like a maniac. I look through
• 31:15
  all the freaking little drawers and that. So
• 31:20
  in the bathroom, there is five rows of like room
• 31:25
  to store things. Because I'm so tall. Row on
• 31:28
  the bottom didn't look like it could go that
• 31:30
  far back. So the whole time, my cat that I'm
• 31:33
  now staring at is behind in the corner all the
• 31:36
  way to the back. Inconvenience to me. I'm like,
• 31:38
  where the hell did my cat go? So I'm like wandering
• 31:40
  through the halls, wondering what's happening.
• 31:43
  Asking people, have you seen my cat? I just probably
• 31:46
  look like a psychopath. And I'm talking to my
• 31:48
  mom on the phone. I'm freaking out. I'm like,
• 31:51
  oh no, Luna's gone. Luna's gone. So then I go,
• 31:56
  you know, I'm a little drunk right now. I need
• 31:57
  to lay down. So I lay down and all of a sudden
• 32:01
  I hear... Something to that. A very strange meow.
• 32:08
  And I go, oh, she's in the room. So then, I don't
• 32:12
  know, for some reason I go, oh, let me check
• 32:14
  the bottom corner. Like, I didn't think about
• 32:16
  that before. And there she was. So now I'm petting
• 32:19
  her. She seems very annoyed. And the whole time
• 32:22
  I was like, couldn't you kind of hear that your
• 32:23
  dad was shuffling throughout the room? Mm -hmm.
• 32:27
  So I made a post about it. Luna didn't really
• 32:31
  go missing. Her daddy's common sense did. Ah,
• 32:37
  it was a little traumatic. Now that I try to,
• 32:40
  you know, kind of humble you. I was like, oh,
• 32:48
  great. Then I start thinking, I start getting
• 32:50
  really deep whenever something traumatic happens,
• 32:53
  even though it's accidental trauma, where I'm
• 32:54
  like, and what I mean by that is like, I have
• 32:58
  this thing where I'm like, oh, is it because
• 33:00
  I talk about celebrities that this is my karma?
• 33:03
  I just was thinking all of that. It was not the
• 33:07
  greatest time. But then I got drunk and it's
• 33:10
  Sunday, like they say in Monster Gym. I went
• 33:14
  to the thing that was known as Tide's Beach Bar
• 33:17
  to hang out with the Lex and Terry show. And
• 33:19
  let me tell you, I have a little bit of Lex in
• 33:23
  me where I'm a smart ass and I say things and
• 33:26
  you're like, damn, did he just say that out loud?
• 33:28
  And then I got a lot of Terry in me where I'm
• 33:30
  just like a loud mouth on air and off air. I'm
• 33:33
  just very chill. These guys, man, you know, like
• 33:37
  you say, you don't want to meet your heroes.
• 33:38
  Like I met Opie. It was okay. I was walking on
• 33:42
  Greg's shelves the whole time, but I was still
• 33:44
  appreciative to meet one of the goats. But he
• 33:49
  still kind of had to obsess over my height. It
• 33:52
  was still cool to meet him. I've met other people,
• 33:55
  but, man, these guys were legit. They were doing,
• 33:58
  like, there was, like, free food, free barbecue.
• 34:02
  It was great. They were in the shade. And people
• 34:05
  hate on Jacksonville Beach as a beach. It's a
• 34:08
  pretty good beach, man. Now, is it the same peat
• 34:12
  beach? No. But it's still pretty good. Yeah,
• 34:19
  so I hung out with them and the event was from
• 34:22
  two to four and then I went to Lex's room and
• 34:25
  blew him. No, I'm just kidding. No, I went to
• 34:27
  Lex's room and then we had beers and we talked
• 34:30
  about radio. And Lex, this radio DJ from Springfield,
• 34:37
  Missouri, one of their affiliates, and me, we
• 34:40
  all went and got tacos last night. And I also
• 34:43
  realized I needed a new iPhone because my picture
• 34:46
  was very blurry. But I wasn't going to ask Lex
• 34:49
  to take a picture of my food. Especially when
• 34:52
  he... Actually, I ended up being a Springfield
• 34:54
  DJ paying. Yes. So, then I went to bed last night
• 34:58
  at 9, and it was great. But Sarah, Tay, Dee,
• 35:03
  Terry, Lex, they were all very nice. They were
• 35:07
  definitely meet your heroes. And... I'm not trying
• 35:12
  to sound like a freaking simp, okay? That's not
• 35:16
  what I'm trying to do here. But Sarah is very
• 35:18
  pretty as well. A lot of times, you'll see online,
• 35:21
  you'll see, it's like, she's not a catfish at
• 35:24
  all. She is not, not like what she is. Does that
• 35:28
  make sense? I don't even know what I'm saying.
• 35:30
  It's definitely one of those things that I like.
• 35:32
  And even like Daria, he's tall. It's just weird.
• 35:36
  He listened to these people for 20 years. I know
• 35:39
  how that's how everybody feels about meeting
• 35:41
  me. Oh, I've been listening to you since 2014.
• 35:44
  I'm just kidding. I don't know. Where are we
• 35:47
  going? We're starting to steer off into somewhere
• 35:52
  very quickly. So here's what we're going to do.
• 35:55
  Before we go to break, I want to play you my
• 35:58
  cat meowing. On the way to Jacksonville, Florida.
• 36:06
  856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can
• 36:13
  tweet at me, at RyanHappyRadio. You can always
• 36:16
  email me, RyanHappyRadio at gmail .com. And do
• 36:20
  you guys want to hear a little bit of me get
• 36:23
  absolute maniac in the club? I know you do. Who
• 36:28
  wouldn't want to hear my cat meowing like a maniac?
• 36:33
  Here it is. This was us driving across Florida.
• 36:58
  That's how I feel every single day of my life.
• 37:29
  We also need to be affectionate, and you can
• 37:32
  see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They
• 37:36
  do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 37:39
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 37:44
  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
• 37:47
  to this next song, you can skip over it. But
• 37:49
  Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 37:52
  so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
• 37:56
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. What the fuck?
• 38:02
  Boogie, you smell that shit? It smell like somebody
• 38:05
  took a motherfucking shit in the booth. Oh, shit.
• 38:09
  Oh, shit. That's me. You smell the shit in the
• 38:13
  air that sold me. You want the ice and all you
• 38:16
  can call me, you should call me. Cause I'm the
• 38:18
  shit. I'm the shit. I'm the shit. I'm the shit.
• 38:24
  I'm the shit. I ain't got a lot of ice, you did.
• 38:30
  Hey, I'm T -5, bitch, I'm the shit I'm the shit,
• 38:35
  I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm the shit, I'm
• 38:38
  the shit, I'm the shit Man, this rap shit, I
• 38:40
  done mastered You ain't gotta ask a nigga while
• 38:44
  I blast you Nigga, I will blast you, though I
• 38:47
  am the smoothest dude you ever knew I'm rude,
• 38:51
  but I'm the true fan Who the hell are you to
• 38:53
  suit and follow suit? Who done guessed you, nigga?
• 38:57
  I will creep up on you, crack back, click you
• 39:00
  Overfit for Greg who's bumpin' my shit, laughin',
• 39:03
  nigga It ain't no competition out here, I just
• 39:06
  laughin', nigga Cause I'm amazing, bitch Plenty
• 39:10
  cats try to battle me, but I'm dangerous You
• 39:13
  can check my credit, you see I don't play that
• 39:16
  shit With that 40 -cal clip I got, ain't my real
• 39:19
  weakness I'm a grazer, hey, cause I'm Obviously
• 39:23
  niggas gettin' me fucked up I ain't no rapper,
• 39:26
  I'm a street nigga hoppin' a lockup You cocksuckers
• 39:30
  ain't gettin' my drift Nigga, take another whiff,
• 39:34
  nigga Sniff, nigga I'm the shit, I'm the shit,
• 40:00
  I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm
• 40:04
  the S -H -I -T shit, shit You hate niggas can't
• 40:09
  suck this dick, dick You might as well you French
• 40:12
  kissin' that bitch, bitch You see this slob slurp
• 40:16
  and swallow this penis I know you wanna come
• 40:20
  to tear a titch, titch But you're cool on a whole
• 40:23
  lot of bullshit Don't give a fuck who you affiliated
• 40:27
  with I'll pull your resume, buy your shawty school
• 40:31
  and shit And um, if you think that this your
• 40:34
  shit, then I'm sp -sp -sp -spittin' It's fiction
• 40:37
  and made up on the p -p -p -pad it was written
• 40:40
  And listen, you bitches better pay close attention
• 40:42
  This ain't no image, may I mention, bitch, I
• 40:45
  live in the trenches And um, obviously niggas
• 40:48
  gettin' me fucked up I ain't no rapper, I'm a
• 40:51
  street nigga, happen to love cops So if I'm with
• 40:54
  you cocksuckers and gettin' my drift, nigga,
• 40:57
  take a look I ain't got a lot of ice, you dig?
• 41:17
  But I'm good, hard, and sharp Hey, I'm P -5,
• 41:21
  bitch I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit
• 41:25
  I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm the shit, it's
• 41:33
  fatal you dig I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm
• 41:37
  the shit, I'm the shit I'm the shit, I'm the
• 41:47
  shit You meet me in person. I'm really a nice
• 42:04
  guy. But it is what it is, man. You don't smell
• 42:10
  that shit? I'm the shit. I'm the shit. I'm the
• 42:17
  shit. I'm the shit. Sniff, snicker. All right,
• 42:26
  that's getting annoying. Alrighty, let's see
• 42:31
  if I may have R right here with this button that
• 42:33
  we're going to press right here. Hey, what's
• 42:35
  up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the world -famous
• 42:37
  Man Cow Show, and you're listening to my good
• 42:40
  pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy
• 42:44
  Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people add
• 42:46
  the radio legend part. It boosts my ego. The
• 42:49
  show you secretly listen to, and that includes
• 42:51
  you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.
• 42:55
  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. DOOR
• 43:16
  IS CLOSING The other stations are tuned in too.
• 44:29
  You turn your tears to headlines And you watch
• 44:32
  the whole thing flow Oh, it is. What up, Bob?
• 47:27
  We got plenty of Taylor news. I'm telling you,
• 47:29
  this weekend, I was pretty tame. You would have
• 47:33
  never thought I got fired for getting drunk.
• 47:35
  Yeah, this weekend, I was pretty good, man. Let
• 47:38
  me do it again. I was a little quiet. We're a
• 47:42
  little... Rob Gronkowski is pulling back the
• 47:51
  curtain on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.
• 47:54
  What do you think he's going to say? Oh, it sucked.
• 47:56
  I wanted to go home, but I got laid in the dressing
• 47:59
  room. I mean, what is he going to say? I don't
• 48:01
  want to hear any celebrity break down. No, I
• 48:03
  mean, they're not going to be truthful. Speaking
• 48:06
  on the July 8th episode of Tubi's The Other Football,
• 48:09
  Rob said, Oh, everyone saw it on Tubi. Tubi Fair.
• 48:14
  Wow, that was kind of funny. No, but Tubi Fair,
• 48:18
  a lot of people do use it. It was the most amount
• 48:20
  of black cars I've ever seen going into Madison
• 48:23
  Square Garden. It was like a funeral. It was
• 48:25
  five blocks of black cars in a row. Argentina's
• 48:29
  thrilling World Cup game against Cape Verde was
• 48:31
  happening at the same time. So the former NFL
• 48:34
  star had something to do as he passed the time.
• 48:37
  Yeah, you know, he's on his phone. She's just,
• 48:39
  Taylor's out there. Blah, blah, blah. And all
• 48:46
  the guys are like, oh, fine. She's still boring.
• 48:48
  It's getting us into psychos. Happy Hot Topic!
• 48:54
  You were one of the few people who turned down
• 48:56
  an invitation to the wedding. The wedding of
• 48:58
  the year. MSG. Travis and Taylor. Travis and
• 49:02
  Taylor. They're amazing. I don't know Taylor
• 49:08
  that well, but I know Travis. He's one of my
• 49:09
  favorite people in the world. Him and his brother
• 49:10
  Jason. But I don't go to weddings or funerals.
• 49:13
  Yeah, it's kind of an ego thing. I don't go to
• 49:16
  funerals. Jesus Christ. That means you're a free
• 49:19
  year mortality. There's an NFL player that earns
• 49:22
  a cover bar that was invited. Dave Will's funeral.
• 49:25
  Will is whatever the name of the announcer of
• 49:27
  the Rays is. And he goes, I don't do funerals.
• 49:29
  It's like, Dad, we're all going to die. You kind
• 49:31
  of have to do funerals. That's a rule for myself.
• 49:36
  So there's Charles probably talking about Taylor.
• 49:39
  Oh, yeah. And then, what is going on right here?
• 49:43
  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Taylor Swift has paid
• 49:48
  her dues, literally. New York City Mayor Zoran
• 49:51
  Mamdani. I don't like that guy. He's so wishy
• 49:55
  -washy. Oh, I do like the millennial energy.
• 49:58
  I can't deny it. It's kind of nice. Confirming
• 50:01
  July 10th that the pop superstar has already
• 50:04
  paid more than $160 ,000 to the city of New York.
• 50:09
  All right, so she spent money on her wedding.
• 50:11
  Yeah, you're shutting down the whole city. Mm
• 50:13
  -hmm. All right, let's go out there, celebrity.
• 50:21
  Margaret Qualley's team speaks out about her
• 50:24
  split from Jack Antonoff. Following reports of
• 50:36
  the pair's breakup after nearly three years of
• 50:39
  marriage, the actress is shutting down any speculation
• 50:42
  of infidelity. Of course she's going to shut
• 50:49
  down infidelity. say, oh yeah, for the streets.
• 50:55
  I mean, what is she going to say? And the narratives
• 50:57
  running in the press about Margaret and Jack
• 51:00
  are categorically untrue. Categorically untrue.
• 51:06
  Oh yeah, we all know Ryan John Hoppy loves his
• 51:12
  characters. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And today in Cougar
• 51:22
  news, it is a Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin is
• 51:28
  showing off her 22 year old man. Oh, yeah. You
• 51:31
  know, she's just gone. Oh, yeah. She's just.
• 51:39
  A 65 -year -old shares a photo hand -in -hand
• 51:41
  with the mystery man on Instagram July 9th. Oh,
• 51:45
  yeah, he looks so Gen Z. It hurts. Her caption
• 51:50
  reads, He's 22. Have at it, Internet. Oh, he
• 51:54
  is so pretty, boys. She's getting plowed by him.
• 51:58
  Mr. Plow. Mr. Plow. Happy Hot Topic! Let's turn
• 52:07
  to a whole new Tyra Banks. Going from critiques
• 52:10
  of being toxic and exploitive on America's Next
• 52:13
  Top Model. I was rooting for you. We were all
• 52:15
  rooting for you. What an annoying hag. Shut up.
• 52:19
  How dare you? To appearing subdued and supportive
• 52:22
  during last night's Project Runway. Ah, she's
• 52:24
  so different now that she's in her 50s. We're
• 52:28
  just going to completely forget that you were
• 52:30
  a dirty, rotten bitch before. Mm -hmm. Season
• 52:34
  22 premiere. I see Nicole Kidman or Margot Robbie
• 52:37
  in that. It's easier to pull back. Whatever.
• 52:42
  I'll admit it. Fine. Since we're all admitting
• 52:45
  things right now, I used to jerk off to our show.
• 52:50
  Growing up in a house with five channels, I'd
• 52:53
  be like... I had a disposable... Not a disposable.
• 52:57
  I had an electric... I don't know. A digital
• 52:59
  camera or whatever. And I would take a picture...
• 53:03
  It's good for my spank bank. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 53:09
  John, I want to introduce you to Carolyn Bissette.
• 53:12
  This is John Kennedy. This morning, Emmy voters
• 53:16
  are showing the love for Love Story. Oh, yeah.
• 53:20
  It looks like such a good show. The actress on
• 53:22
  there is a hot piece. Hi. Sorry. I got to skip
• 53:25
  over this because of copyright. I think also
• 53:28
  the pit was on. Mm -hmm. So Emmy's The Love got
• 53:32
  17 nominations. And then we got The Pit right
• 53:37
  here. I had to skip over it because there was
• 53:38
  a thing called copyright. Here's The Pit. My
• 53:43
  mama loves the show. It's about a hospital just
• 53:45
  riveting. Looking good. Taking formula well.
• 53:48
  All right, so those are the shows that are doing
• 53:51
  well. That was very much a Ryan Hoppe is hungover
• 53:53
  where he didn't really get time to pre -watch
• 53:55
  it. And the headline that seemed more riveting
• 53:58
  than it actually was. Happy Hot Topic. As for
• 54:04
  World Cup tickets, prices are dropping now that
• 54:06
  all three host cities are out of the tournament.
• 54:09
  Bye. See you later, bitch. Good news if you want
• 54:12
  to go. I'll be sure not to go. I don't want to
• 54:15
  be around a bunch of racists. More rides. If
• 54:18
  I want to do that, I'd be on Largo Farm. Happy
• 54:21
  Hot Topic. Charlie Sheen has agreed to pay his
• 54:25
  ex -wife, Brooke Mueller, half a million dollars
• 54:28
  in back child support, spanning more than...
• 54:30
  Yeah, it'd probably be good to, you know, pay
• 54:32
  child support. ...in 15 years. Alright, so that's
• 54:36
  about... I can't think right now. What is...
• 54:43
  Let me look it up. I wish I had Alexa here. Five
• 54:48
  hundred... Let me see here. It is 33 ,000. It
• 55:02
  took a while, but we're here. We're alive. Kind
• 55:06
  of. Maybe not. Maybe I'm dead and this is the
• 55:10
  afterlife. That was kind of the only thing that
• 55:15
  got me through. Oh yeah, this is Paris Jackson.
• 55:21
  And everyone knows I love my best sexual women,
• 55:25
  so I'm in love with Paris Jackson. Paris Jackson
• 55:29
  opens up about what got her through the darkness
• 55:31
  of addiction in a new video for Vogue. Yeah,
• 55:35
  having Michael Jackson as your father probably
• 55:39
  is not ideal. Daughter of late music icon Michael
• 55:44
  Jackson gets candid while sharing her more. Oh,
• 55:46
  they love that word. They got candy. Beauty routine
• 55:50
  and a beauty secret segment for the fashion mag.
• 55:53
  Oh, she's so freaking hot. She got crazy eyes,
• 55:56
  though. I love. My hottest moment is crazy. Posted
• 56:02
  to YouTube July 10th. In the intimate vlog, the
• 56:05
  28 -year -old, who is releasing her sophomore
• 56:07
  album, Happiest Day of My Life, August 21st.
• 56:10
  I thought they were going to say she was a sophomore.
• 56:11
  I was like, she's not that young. Recounts how
• 56:13
  her love of music got her through battles with
• 56:15
  heroin and alcohol addiction. How the creative
• 56:18
  outlet. Yeah, she was trying to go through her
• 56:20
  corny. Continues to drive her in a positive way.
• 56:24
  You know, baby, you know. That was kind of the
• 56:27
  only thing that got me through the hard times
• 56:29
  before I got sober was music. And then, you know,
• 56:32
  when I got sober. Yeah, she looked at that shit.
• 56:35
  Just an absolute terror party. Mm -hmm. Remember
• 56:40
  17 years ago, this speech? I want to say something.
• 56:46
  Michael Jackson, here comes Paris. It looks completely
• 56:49
  different because it was 17 years ago. Mm -hmm.
• 56:56
  Oh, geez. Oh, geez. All right. Show us your nipple.
• 57:04
  I just wanted to say. Yeah. Speak up, sweetheart.
• 57:10
  I did, yeah. Speak up to the microphone, moron.
• 57:12
  I'm kidding. Ever since I was born. Not really
• 57:16
  for my father. Daddy has been the best father
• 57:21
  you could ever imagine. Mm -hmm. Oh, geez. And
• 57:30
  I just wanted to say I love you. At least someone
• 57:33
  does. 17 years later, she's on heroin and recovering.
• 57:46
  I don't know why I'm laughing at that, but it's
• 57:49
  just so terrible. My dad was not perfect, but
• 57:52
  I am glad my dad is not Michael Jackson or Steve
• 57:57
  Harvey, even though Steve Harvey has the best
• 58:00
  intro ever to a radio show. Oh, yeah. I don't
• 58:23
  try. Could be Ryan Hoppy taking over, bitch.
• 58:29
  Dizzy, you're a little fly. Literally, because
• 58:32
  you're small. Go bang my ex and report back to
• 58:36
  me. Hey, Michael. How are you? Woo! I'm sorry.
• 59:00
  This is the best intro I've ever heard. Fire.
• 59:04
  Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Mm -hmm. There's
• 59:27
  a reason why I'm playing this. It's also a good
• 59:29
  song. Dun -dun -dun. Mm. Dun -dun -dun. Mm. Steve
• 59:37
  Harvey. Time for the Strawberry Letter. In a
• 59:41
  radio show I don't even attend. That is. Neither
• 59:44
  does Steve Kratik. Just kidding. Today's a very
• 59:49
  dark show. I'm sorry about that, Joe. Mm. Mm.
• 59:59
  What's going on, Steve? What is it? Oh, he was
• 1:00:02
  supposed to say, I'm doing a radio show. All
• 1:00:05
  right, they really got into you about a tough
• 1:00:06
  guy. I'm about to whip. Somebody's ass. Maybe
• 1:00:12
  in 1995. Oh, I'm about to whip somebody's ass.
• 1:00:17
  No, you're not. You're doing a radio show from
• 1:00:20
  your garage, bitch. Oh, if you don't leave me
• 1:00:23
  alone. What are you going to do, Tyler? Fast?
• 1:00:26
  You're going to have to send me home. Because
• 1:00:29
  I'm about to whip somebody's ass. And then you're
• 1:00:34
  going to put five cents on my heart. Mm -hmm.
• 1:00:36
  All right, there was a reason. That was just
• 1:00:38
  to throw a shout out to Kelton. But there's a
• 1:00:39
  reason. while I was playing the Steve Harvey
• 1:00:41
  intro. There's some news going on with him and
• 1:00:44
  it's done. Steve Harvey is mourning a heartbreaking
• 1:00:51
  loss. The Family Feud host shared a touching
• 1:00:53
  tribute to his father -in -law, James Bridges
• 1:00:56
  Sr., who died on June 1st at age 91. Wow, man.
• 1:01:00
  Black don't cry. He literally is 72. Per ABC
• 1:01:03
  24 Memphis. Rest in peace. Steve wrote in a June
• 1:01:08
  5th Instagram post alongside an image of his
• 1:01:11
  late father -in -law. Yesterday, we buried one
• 1:01:13
  of the best men I've ever met, James Bridges
• 1:01:16
  Sr., Marjorie's father. That's nice. He's giving
• 1:01:18
  a shout to one of his exes, then. But to me,
• 1:01:22
  Pop Bridges. That's the piece, buddy. You are
• 1:01:25
  a pop. Good time to hang out. Mm -hmm. Whoa!
• 1:01:30
  Copy Hot Topic! Mel C is revealing the moment
• 1:01:35
  she feared she was about to be kicked out of
• 1:01:38
  the Spice Girls. That could have been a good
• 1:01:40
  thing for you. They're such dirty riding broads.
• 1:01:42
  Mm -hmm. The singer, better known as Sporty Spice,
• 1:01:47
  who was a member of the iconic girl group from
• 1:01:50
  its formation in 1994, and two of the ladies
• 1:01:52
  went their separate ways in 2001, shared on the
• 1:01:56
  Louis Theroux podcast... Oh, we all heard it!
• 1:01:59
  ... I'm just running to listen to it. That one
• 1:02:03
  comment directed at Victoria Beckham, a .k .a.
• 1:02:06
  Posh Spice, after leaving the 1996 Brit Awards,
• 1:02:10
  nearly ended her time in the Spice Girls. Oh,
• 1:02:13
  there you go. Oh, that is. Especially if their
• 1:02:18
  cycles are aligned. That'd be, I know. Oh, God.
• 1:02:27
  According to Mel C, she and her bandmates were
• 1:02:29
  leaving the event when she turned to Beckham
• 1:02:32
  and told her to... Hi, Tyra Beckham. Better pooch
• 1:02:36
  song, smell like eggs. F*** off. Hi. I go home,
• 1:02:41
  go to bed, I wake up the next morning, and I
• 1:02:43
  was in a lot of trouble. Oh, where are you? Looking
• 1:02:47
  back on it, it's in the past, so it really wasn't
• 1:02:49
  a big of a deal. Hi, what's happening here? No!
• 1:02:57
  Hayden Panettiere and Tori. It's so freaking
• 1:03:00
  hot. Spelling won't be making a killer appearance
• 1:03:03
  this weekend. Oh, yeah, it's, uh, Victoria. No,
• 1:03:07
  not Victoria. It is Toy Story, Hayden Panetti
• 1:03:11
  are not going to work on. They're too busy having
• 1:03:15
  a threesome with me. After being scheduled to
• 1:03:17
  appear at the IE Con in Ontario, California,
• 1:03:21
  the weekend of July 11th. I was going to make
• 1:03:23
  an Ontario joke, but it was Cal, even worse than
• 1:03:25
  Ontario, Toronto. Both actresses pulled out of
• 1:03:28
  the horse. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know, you got
• 1:03:31
  to pull out when you're with them. at the last
• 1:03:34
  minute due to separate emergencies. Oh, I'm sure
• 1:03:37
  they were so busy. Oh, they're mad. They didn't
• 1:03:41
  want to be around a bunch of horror nerds. In
• 1:03:43
  a July 10th statement, Creep IE Khan announces
• 1:03:46
  that the Scream 4 star. Yeah, that's got to suck
• 1:03:48
  when you got these big ass names hanging out
• 1:03:51
  in Ontario, California. Would no longer be attending.
• 1:03:55
  All right, so with such an emergency, all the
• 1:03:58
  world turned down. Oh, but this did happen. Overnight,
• 1:04:03
  South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, one of
• 1:04:05
  the most powerful and prominent Republican lawmakers
• 1:04:08
  of the last two decades, passing away at the
• 1:04:11
  age of 71. I'm going to be honest. Yeah, it sucks
• 1:04:15
  that the dude ain't alive anymore in the club.
• 1:04:20
  But, um, he was not a good guy. Am I a happy,
• 1:04:25
  dead, nice, terrible, horrible, horrible? We're
• 1:04:30
  not going to sit here and pretend like you're
• 1:04:31
  the only guy. I mean, are we? Are we? Washington,
• 1:04:35
  D .C. EMS dispatched to Graham's home on Saturday
• 1:04:38
  night for a man in apparent cardiac arrest. Yeah,
• 1:04:41
  that shit sucks. At 2 in the morning Sunday,
• 1:04:46
  Graham's office putting out this statement saying
• 1:04:48
  the senator died from a brief and sudden illness.
• 1:04:51
  All right, rest in peace. It's off the light
• 1:04:57
  now! Do it now! A Florida man was arrested after
• 1:05:00
  he allegedly carried a flaming propane tank through
• 1:05:03
  a Tampa restaurant. That's how we do it. And
• 1:05:11
  wielded a pair of knives when deputies tried
• 1:05:13
  to take him into custody. According to the Hillsborough
• 1:05:16
  County Sheriff's Office. I'm surprised I said
• 1:05:18
  it correctly. Not Hillsborough. Deputies responded
• 1:05:22
  to the restaurant Tuesday morning after receiving
• 1:05:25
  reports of an assault in progress. Not everybody
• 1:05:30
  on Tampa is terrible, just most of them. And
• 1:05:33
  when you see headlines like that, it's like,
• 1:05:35
  Jesus, I see why people think we're crazy, even
• 1:05:37
  though it's just because we have public records.
• 1:05:39
  Crimes happen all the time in the blue liberal
• 1:05:43
  states, too, but it's just not as reported on
• 1:05:45
  because their public records don't exist. Does
• 1:05:50
  that make sense to you? If it doesn't, I really
• 1:05:54
  don't care. Here's Bunny X saying she's single
• 1:05:58
  as hell. Get a sweet little kiss under the fireworks.
• 1:06:02
  Oh, yeah. Fireworks in my pants. Romantic. Romantic.
• 1:06:05
  I've never had that done. I honestly was babbling
• 1:06:08
  hugs. I got a freaking headache. Christine Omen,
• 1:06:14
  her husband, again, a divorcee. He's kind of
• 1:06:17
  a cross -dresser. Their text messages between
• 1:06:20
  Taylor Freaky Paw and Dakota Mortensen exposed.
• 1:06:24
  Listen, I can't stand Dakota Mortensen. And I
• 1:06:29
  can't stand Taylor Frankie Paul. I think she's
• 1:06:30
  a dirty road broad. Mm -hmm. But it does seem
• 1:06:35
  like every time she's on the mend, she's about
• 1:06:37
  to be famous again, some clip gets released.
• 1:06:40
  I think Dakota's got a ton of backlog of her
• 1:06:43
  being a psychopath. Mm -hmm. Andrew Gillum's
• 1:06:48
  meth case may be transferred to Alabama Drug
• 1:06:51
  Court. Still, I would rather have my governor
• 1:06:54
  go down on men and... You know, do math. Then
• 1:07:00
  be Andrew or be... What's his name? Ron DeSantis.
• 1:07:07
  I don't know. I was thinking of his wife, Casey.
• 1:07:08
  I don't know. I'm freaking hungover. Even though
• 1:07:11
  I'm totally sure Ron DeSantis has never gone
• 1:07:17
  down on a guy. Just my opinion. And I'll stick
• 1:07:22
  by it. Streamer Neon sues a cortisol gummy promo
• 1:07:26
  company for using his likeness. If it wasn't
• 1:07:31
  like a sham of a company, if it was kind of an
• 1:07:33
  annoying company or whatever, but you can make
• 1:07:35
  money off of it, it must not be a good product.
• 1:07:38
  Because if I had a company impersonating me 70
• 1:07:40
  times, if I had a company talking about me, I'd
• 1:07:43
  be like, hey, bitch, I want to sue you. Or can
• 1:07:45
  I at least make some money off of this? And we
• 1:07:48
  all know that near comes the money. So it kind
• 1:07:52
  of surprises me. But nothing surprises me anymore.
• 1:07:56
  And then Bonnie Exile got another boob job. Life,
• 1:08:00
  death, taxes, and boob jobs. Speaking of that,
• 1:08:05
  what are we going to do? What should we do first?
• 1:08:08
  Let's do Chili Roll News. Oh, yeah. Girl, you
• 1:08:34
  know. He's a late fee everywhere you go He takes
• 1:08:49
  a space Then acts surprised Said that's just
• 1:08:54
  me With those same old eyes Jelly roll, go away
• 1:09:00
  Jelly roll, go away All you need's a bad day
• 1:09:04
  Jelly roll, go away Jelly roll, go away Jelly
• 1:09:10
  roll, go away She deserves more plain and clear
• 1:09:14
  Jelly roll, go Go chain flash, deep little grin
• 1:09:27
  Same old mess you're draggin' in Promise big
• 1:09:30
  then break it small Always first to blame the
• 1:09:33
  wall Bunny seen that same old show Tired of the
• 1:09:37
  yes -man glow It's the middle Jelly roll, go
• 1:09:54
  away But you need the better day Jelly roll,
• 1:10:01
  go away They deserve more plain and clear Jelly
• 1:10:09
  roll, go away Let her breathe, let her shine
• 1:10:13
  Let her have her own damn line No more dragging
• 1:10:17
  through the door No more begging All right, let
• 1:10:53
  me use some of these production pieces I don't
• 1:10:55
  have at work. Mm -hmm. 8 -5 -6. 49ers! 8 -9 -6
• 1:11:06
  -5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -8. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.
• 1:11:14
  Always in on me. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Live from
• 1:11:19
  Jacksonville. Oh, sure. I got it. Whatever. Can
• 1:11:40
  your girl? Get a sweet little kiss under the
• 1:11:43
  fireworks. The XO is clearing the air about her
• 1:11:47
  viral kiss after a video. I think she just needs
• 1:11:50
  to do hardcore porn here to show the stripped
• 1:11:53
  down offer. Kissing Calabasas confidential star
• 1:11:57
  Dylan Wolf at Good Night Nashville, the bar owned
• 1:12:00
  by her ex Jelly Roll. Bunny addresses the moment
• 1:12:02
  head on on the July 10th episode of her dumb
• 1:12:06
  blonde podcast. She reveals Jelly Roll's reaction,
• 1:12:09
  saying Jay was like. He gets it. It wasn't an
• 1:12:13
  issue. Not an issue at all. Instead, Bunny says
• 1:12:16
  her biggest issue is people filming her while
• 1:12:19
  she's trying to move on with her life. As for
• 1:12:21
  Dylan, Bunny says they aren't dating, explaining,
• 1:12:24
  I don't want to date anyone. I am here for fun,
• 1:12:27
  baby. The podcast host also shares another major
• 1:12:30
  update, revealing she's deleted her June 18th
• 1:12:33
  episode about her divorce from Jelly Roll after
• 1:12:36
  10 years of marriage, admitting, I took it down
• 1:12:39
  because I realized I just don't want one of the
• 1:12:42
  hardest moments of my life. Whatever, man. I'm
• 1:12:46
  so freaking whatever. You're not getting in point,
• 1:12:48
  honey. I probably should have included her as
• 1:12:52
  a part of Side Check News. Yeah. Turn it up.
• 1:12:59
  Turn it up. It's happy hour. We're kind of happy,
• 1:13:04
  baby. Side Check News. Side Check News. We talkin'
• 1:13:10
  Massey today, uh, uh Mic check, welcome to the
• 1:13:15
  surf Riding in the booth, cut straight through
• 1:13:17
  the surf Call it like I see it, feelings in the
• 1:13:20
  hearse, kid You click the P, now you get the
• 1:13:23
  whole thermos The libs playin' games, actin'
• 1:13:25
  like they saints Got a whole spouse home, still
• 1:13:28
  flyin' to the dates Screenshots saved, little
• 1:13:30
  goodnight, babe Then they on a yacht pick, tryna
• 1:13:33
  hide the face From the field to the runway, everybody
• 1:13:36
  frontin' Postin' Bye. Bye. Who you trying to
• 1:14:09
  text? Got a ring on your hand Still shopping
• 1:14:11
  for the next P All team stressing, trying to
• 1:14:14
  spin it for the press But the group chat means
• 1:14:16
  got receipts on deck From the field goals missing
• 1:14:19
  to the model in the mist One post off life, next
• 1:14:22
  post I twist You a free spirit but the rent still
• 1:14:25
  split Funny how the timeline never shows that
• 1:14:28
  bit Look, I'm just reading what the headlines
• 1:14:30
  say I'm the voice in your car, you pretend you
• 1:14:33
  hate Laughing at the drama, yeah we know it ain't
• 1:14:36
  new Same story, new story Welcome back to the
• 1:14:39
  zoo. This that side chick news. Side chick news.
• 1:14:42
  Ryan, how we gon' do? Every fraud, every fling,
• 1:14:45
  every late night move. We expose, we amuse. Yeah,
• 1:14:49
  we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise.
• 1:14:52
  Side chick news. Whole world tuned to the truth.
• 1:14:55
  You can't hide from your man, can't hide from
• 1:14:57
  this fool. Side chick news. Breaking, breaking,
• 1:15:02
  breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.
• 1:15:05
  Another is complicated. Another we were on a
• 1:15:09
  break Expectation, explanation If you gotta say
• 1:15:12
  we low -key, that's the clue You ain't made,
• 1:15:16
  you just headline a fool Side chick news This
• 1:15:23
  that side chick news Side chick news Right, I
• 1:15:26
  be gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every
• 1:15:29
  late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we
• 1:15:32
  say it like it is on the afternoon cruise Side
• 1:15:35
  chick news Side chick news Let me press this
• 1:15:47
  button. All right. I'll play. We got so much
• 1:16:01
  happening with side chicks. It's crazy. Why is
• 1:16:07
  it crazy? These side chicks are crazy. No! Happy
• 1:16:21
  Hot Topic! So, which one do you want to begin
• 1:16:25
  with? I guess we can talk about this dirty, rotten
• 1:16:27
  moron, Ariana Grande. I am so sorry. Ariana Grande
• 1:16:31
  will not be in the upcoming American Horror Story
• 1:16:33
  season anymore. No! Ariana Grande is brown. Headline
• 1:16:40
  reports that Scott... I'm sure it's scheduling
• 1:16:45
  and not that she's just an annoying person. You
• 1:16:51
  can just get a prop skeleton from Party City
• 1:16:56
  and call it a day. Yeah, tour everyone's love.
• 1:17:10
  Water, and she missed out on that. I'm freaking
• 1:17:13
  out, no. Here's Kendall Jenner crying because
• 1:17:19
  she's not married, and she's in the same room
• 1:17:22
  as Hailey Bieber at a sign check. I have not.
• 1:17:33
  No, you don't drink. I have. No, I haven't. No.
• 1:17:39
  You've been plowed with like a hundred million
• 1:17:41
  men. Have you been married before and I didn't
• 1:17:47
  know? I don't know. Don't you feel smarter? Isn't
• 1:17:51
  your life so much better? You're probably so
• 1:17:56
  grateful at the late night. Like, geez, my life
• 1:17:59
  is just so much better. All right. What do I
• 1:18:01
  got next? It's time for Britney Spears news.
• 1:18:09
  Yeah, you know where to go. Happy hour, Britney
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  is free, that y 'all fell for the plan. Whole
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  thing spun by the suits, not the fans. Britney
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  News is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all got played
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  y 'all called it a cause But the cash came first,
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  truths look fake Whole fanbase fake like a birthday
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  They were private jets, you were quicksand Britney
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  and the story got hazy They sold you a script,
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  y 'all called it a cause But the cash came first,
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  Load. This computer's a freak right now. Kind
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  crazy, man. I don't even feel like playing the
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  whole royal family music or anything. Prince
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  Harry's kids saw their grandpa for the first
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  time in four years. Yeah. I'm going to be honest
• 1:21:45
  with you. How short life is, that would be so
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  Bridges, baby. is accused of assault and battery
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  on the NBA star. I don't know why they're still
• 1:22:04
  together or why they reproduced. It probably
• 1:22:06
  was not a good idea. And then there's this headline
• 1:22:10
  about Bam Adebayo and Tyler Hero. Oh, yeah. Bam
• 1:22:16
  Adebayo and... And what? Are we having Wi -Fi
• 1:22:20
  problems now? And Tyler Hero got into a fight
• 1:22:22
  on the basketball court. Ah, Joyce. In Los...
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  Vegas. I'm Mike Babcock and this is a minute
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  with Mike. The NBA stars who were teammates for
• 1:22:32
  seven years allegedly came to blows this morning
• 1:22:36
  in Las Vegas according to an explosive report
• 1:22:39
  from Shams. It's always Shams and it's 20 hours
• 1:22:45
  a day on the phone. And it all has to do with
• 1:22:47
  some social media trash talk. Now, as you know,
• 1:22:51
  Tyler Hero was a... I love this, like, superhero
• 1:22:53
  music in the background. Those are your trashy
• 1:22:55
  people. Miami Heat was teammates with Bam, but
• 1:22:58
  was shipped to Milwaukee and is now a member
• 1:23:01
  of the Bucs in that big blockbuster trade for...
• 1:23:03
  Oh, yeah. ...Yannis a couple of weeks ago. Now,
• 1:23:06
  around the time that the trade went down, some
• 1:23:08
  leaked DMs hit the internet that showed Tyler
• 1:23:11
  Hero questioning Bam's $60 million salary. Yeah,
• 1:23:16
  that's kind of stupid. Okay, guys. The way the
• 1:23:19
  story goes, Bam didn't like that. Oh, I did.
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  Doesn't this feel like it's been more than a
• 1:23:24
  minute with Babcock? After the guys got done
• 1:23:26
  practicing at a Bayou, approached Hero, and boom,
• 1:23:30
  punched him right in the face. Hell yeah! According
• 1:23:34
  to Schaub's report. Here's the deal. Yeah, Cleveland
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  news, Tampa news, Fresno news, Winston -Salem
• 1:23:43
  news, and much more if it breaks before then.
• 1:23:46
  We're going to come back and I'm going to go
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  outside and smoke this doobie that... Taint gave
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  I can't specify enough how much I appreciated
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  that doobie. We'll be right back. Hang on. Happy
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  hour. Happy hour. Happy hour. And we'll call
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  it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,
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  if you don't feel like listening to this next
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  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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  around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour
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  will be right back. Don't want to end. Rock Kim's
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  going to win. Always seem to come out at the
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  right time with the right rhymes. Smooth in the
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  day and sound rough at night time. Just an echo
• 1:25:32
  in every ghetto. Meadow and valley. Side street
• 1:25:35
  and alley. From New York to Cali. I've been standing
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  every state in between on stage. They scream
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  to the next one, the blessed one. That's my procedure.
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  they play it, it gets interpreted. Hip -hop related.
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  I provide a worldwide request and manifest. And
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  been ripping calisthenics club. We'll be right
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  back. We'll be right back. Ezra Caleb, New York
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  to Cali. I just smoked on Jane's. I just mixed
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  the word Tana Jane. No, I just smoked Tane's
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  joints and I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go.
• 1:29:44
  Door is closing. the other stations are tuned
• 1:30:27
  in too. Oh yeah! I wonder what the cleaning lady
• 1:30:35
  in the hallway thinks of my yelling. Mm -hmm.
• 1:31:01
  We're about to go live. Tampa Bay News, it's
• 1:31:03
  the place we arrive. From the beach to the bay
• 1:31:05
  and the city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter
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  than the floor of the grooves. Tampa Bay News,
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  we making it spin. I'll be on it when the real
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  begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix.
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  From St. Pete to the world, we bringing the fix.
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  Bringing the fix, bringing the fix. I'm hungover,
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  but whatever. Bringing the fix, bringing the
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  fix. Come on. Ryan Hop on the mic speaking. We
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  got sunshine drama We'll be right back. Happy
• 1:32:38
  Hot Topic! What's going on in Tampa, man? It's
• 1:32:44
  heading to St. Pete. KISS co -founder Gene Simmons
• 1:32:46
  and his band will take the stage at Ferg's Pavilion.
• 1:32:50
  Oh, yeah. Every giant accident I love that I
• 1:32:53
  caught that morning is going to be there like,
• 1:32:55
  oh, yeah! January 30th with... Hard rock legend,
• 1:32:59
  Lita Ford. I'll be sure not to go on that. I'll
• 1:33:02
  be back in real time. Shut up. A judge has rejected
• 1:33:11
  the latest attempt by prosecutors to change the
• 1:33:14
  bond conditions for former Detroit Lions cornerback
• 1:33:17
  Terryon Arnold. Yeah, there's something going
• 1:33:19
  on with this judge. As News Channel 8's George
• 1:33:24
  MacArthur shows us today, his NFL agent argued
• 1:33:27
  that more restrictions could cost him the chance
• 1:33:30
  to sign with another NFL team. Well, yeah, maybe
• 1:33:33
  don't be a criminal, you moron. Prosecutors said
• 1:33:36
  that Terryon Arnold no longer had the NFL job
• 1:33:40
  that helped him avoid the GPS monitor. His defense
• 1:33:44
  pushing back, claiming that Arnold already has
• 1:33:47
  several teams interested in picking him up. Oh,
• 1:33:50
  yeah. Nothing like a good criminal on your team.
• 1:33:53
  Terryon Arnold appeared via Zoom from his home
• 1:33:56
  in Tallahassee. He's got that Zoom background
• 1:33:58
  where everything's blurred. I gotta figure out
• 1:34:01
  how to do that. We're hearing at the Hillsborough
• 1:34:03
  County Courthouse since posting a $1 million
• 1:34:06
  bond. He's a danger to the community. Of course
• 1:34:09
  he is. The three victims involved in this case.
• 1:34:12
  The former Detroit Lions cornerback will not
• 1:34:14
  have to wear a GPS monitor while he waits for
• 1:34:17
  trial on kidnapping. I don't like that. I feel
• 1:34:20
  like it's because he plays in the NFL. He should
• 1:34:25
  totally be wearing a monitor. And armed robbery
• 1:34:28
  charges. Tampa police say they believe Arnold
• 1:34:31
  was the primary conspirator. He always does this
• 1:34:35
  thing in court. Where he tries to look innocent.
• 1:34:39
  A February 4th armed robbery which involved six
• 1:34:42
  other people. A bunch of morons. Of whom were
• 1:34:47
  arrested earlier this year. Investigators say
• 1:34:49
  Arnold and the other suspects plan to get back
• 1:34:52
  at three people who they believe have stolen
• 1:34:54
  over $250 ,000 in belongings from an Airbnb.
• 1:34:59
  Ah, that sucks. What a moron. No! All right,
• 1:35:09
  thanks, Grant. Well, Sarasota County Animal Services
• 1:35:11
  is running out of room. Plenty of dogs, cats,
• 1:35:14
  kittens are all waiting for a new place to call
• 1:35:16
  home. If I brought another one home to learn,
• 1:35:19
  I should be pissed off. I couldn't do that. This
• 1:35:23
  headline is gross. We have a health warning for
• 1:35:29
  you tonight. The Florida Department of Health
• 1:35:31
  is investigating a listeria outbreak linked to
• 1:35:33
  a Tampa restaurant. They say five people got
• 1:35:36
  sick. Four of them reported eating at the same
• 1:35:39
  restaurant. Oh, yeah. Lab results show China
• 1:35:42
  Buffet on East... Oh, yeah. You kind of know
• 1:35:45
  when you go to those Chinese buffets. You're
• 1:35:48
  kind of like, is something going to happen? Am
• 1:35:50
  I going to have explosive diarrhea like Taco
• 1:35:52
  Bell food? Fowler Avenue near Nebraska is...
• 1:35:55
  Likely the source of that outbreak. The Department
• 1:35:57
  of Health and the Department of Business and
• 1:35:58
  Professional Regulation. Well, of course, it's
• 1:36:00
  near Nebraska. It's over at Hooker's Poop. Are
• 1:36:04
  working with that restaurant as the investigation
• 1:36:07
  continues. Yeah, it's like the Chinese buffet
• 1:36:09
  on 62nd Avenue now. It's St. Pete. You kind of
• 1:36:13
  got your own risk, you know, because it's like
• 1:36:15
  it could just end up. Like the first weekend
• 1:36:18
  I moved in with my ex, I had some of the, we
• 1:36:21
  went there. It was so romantic. This describes
• 1:36:25
  the relationship. And I had one set of pants
• 1:36:27
  of jeans and I completely pooped myself. It was
• 1:36:31
  ridiculous. First up at 6, Polk County deputies
• 1:36:37
  have spent the last two days looking for a man
• 1:36:39
  who they say exposed himself to a young girl
• 1:36:42
  at Walmart. And deputies caught their suspect
• 1:36:47
  today. His name is David Hicks. He's 62 years
• 1:36:50
  old. how are you the heck years old faces multiple
• 1:36:52
  felonies and as fox 13's carla byron reports
• 1:36:57
  he's related to another well -known suspect recently
• 1:37:00
  arrested in a child predator operation oh jeez
• 1:37:07
  This is a sick guy and he's dangerous. A mother
• 1:37:10
  and her five -year -old daughter, seen here in
• 1:37:12
  this surveillance video, are just doing some
• 1:37:14
  run -of -the -mill grocery shopping in the middle
• 1:37:16
  of the day at the Walmart in Mulberry. Now take
• 1:37:21
  a look at this man in a red polo. He stalked
• 1:37:24
  this child. Yeah, he kind of did, Granny. We
• 1:37:27
  see video of him following them through the store
• 1:37:30
  and then looking around before he exposed himself.
• 1:37:35
  It's so delightful. Sheriff Grady Judd says he's
• 1:37:38
  holding a box of straws to... I'm like super
• 1:37:40
  stoned right now. I'm getting creeped out. Brian
• 1:37:42
  cover himself, but after he walked past them...
• 1:37:45
  He's so fat. He started touching himself. Deputy...
• 1:37:48
  I don't need this. This is... I try to bring
• 1:37:52
  humor to the show. Like, this is so not funny.
• 1:37:54
  Developing tonight, a person killed in a shooting
• 1:37:57
  at a changing room in a local store. Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:00
  Tampa. Woo! At Dick's House of Sport. I've been
• 1:38:04
  there before. I met, uh, Sherling Sharp or Sterling
• 1:38:08
  Sharp or the guy that plays for the Bucks or
• 1:38:09
  whatever his name is. At the Brandon Exchange
• 1:38:11
  Mall around 4 .30 this afternoon. Ah, so that's
• 1:38:15
  happened. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Chris Hurst
• 1:38:17
  is live outside of Dick's tonight. And Chris,
• 1:38:19
  deputies have detained two people. Yeah, Courtney,
• 1:38:24
  that's right. Two people detained, but so far
• 1:38:27
  no charges have been filed. I talked to a woman
• 1:38:29
  who was inside the store when a gunshot was fired.
• 1:38:33
  Oh, Jace. We were just there walking around just...
• 1:38:38
  Hey, man. Vanessa Diaz was taking her kids to
• 1:38:42
  the soccer field at Dick's House of Sport. She
• 1:38:45
  heard a loud bang. Headed out, sheriff's deputies
• 1:38:58
  arrived and told her to leave. Within minutes.
• 1:39:07
  Within minutes, we were on scene. All right,
• 1:39:09
  that's delightful. Isn't the world doing great?
• 1:39:12
  Are we killing it as a country? No! Happy Hot
• 1:39:16
  Topic! A Pasco County man is about to end a 39
• 1:39:22
  -year stint on death row. Oh, ridiculous. He
• 1:39:25
  should have been caught after 39 seconds. You
• 1:39:29
  know what they should have done? Including this
• 1:39:31
  and all the pedophiles out there, including Santa
• 1:39:34
  Claus out there in Polk County. You ready? That's
• 1:39:41
  what you gotta do. New tonight, one man is facing
• 1:39:46
  charges after a dispute over a parking space
• 1:39:48
  outside of Publix in Largo. Losey! This is 74
• 1:39:53
  -year -old Richard Clevenstein, Largo police.
• 1:39:56
  He looks like he's aiming to be Richard Clevenstein,
• 1:39:58
  making Largo look like what Largo is. Say he
• 1:40:01
  drove over the curb as he tried to scare a man,
• 1:40:03
  nearly hitting him with his... Just another afternoon
• 1:40:09
  in Largo, eh? ...his car. That is when the man
• 1:40:12
  chopped the hood of Clevenstein's car before...
• 1:40:14
  Alright, there you go, he chopped the hood of
• 1:40:15
  the car. Alright, should we do Fresno or Winston
• 1:40:17
  -Salem news? Let's do Fresno news. Since we're
• 1:40:21
  on in Fresno. We'll be right back. Big man talk,
• 1:41:13
  he a walkin' headline Every word a spark, got
• 1:41:16
  the city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they
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  -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 6 -7. You tweeted me at RyanHobbyRadio.
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  Always email me. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Thank you,
• 1:42:28
  Kevin. As we prepare for those triple -digit
• 1:42:30
  temperatures to move into the Central Valley,
• 1:42:32
  health experts are advising the public about
• 1:42:35
  the potential problems the heat wave could have
• 1:42:37
  on our air quality. Yeah, California sounds screwed.
• 1:42:41
  I'll just blame him. I'll blame him too, but
• 1:42:45
  Newsom. I'll give it Newsom. From Winston -Salem,
• 1:43:00
  I'm talking clean Carolina breeze in my daily
• 1:43:03
  routine Got the draw when I roll through the
• 1:43:06
  lines Slow with the words, but the thought still
• 1:43:09
  shines Riding Hoppy on the mic all day Out of
• 1:43:13
  Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what he mean, let
• 1:43:16
  the truth come through If he hit the room, then
• 1:43:19
  he hit the room He don't bite his tongue No,
• 1:43:23
  he let it fly If it's all That's the truth. That's
• 1:43:48
  the truth. That's the truth. That's the truth.
• 1:43:56
  Bring the whole story when they grab that phone
• 1:43:59
  Never tiptoe around what they gotta say If it's
• 1:44:02
  wrong, he gon' call it out that way I like that
• 1:44:05
  voice, I like that spine Real talk, ridin' every
• 1:44:08
  single line From the south with a shop, little
• 1:44:11
  grin Turn the radio up, let the truth move in
• 1:44:14
  He don't bite his tongue, no, he let it fly,
• 1:44:19
  fly, fly Winston, sell them news Tell it true
• 1:44:27
  Winston, sell it, tell it, tell it, tell it,
• 1:44:30
  tell it true Winston, sell them news Coming through
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  Hopping hour on the dial Let it loose Winston,
• 1:44:36
  sell them news That's the truth Winston, sell
• 1:44:42
  them news That's the truth One take, no fear
• 1:44:50
  Say it plain, say it clear I'd probably help
• 1:45:24
  if my mic was unmuted in the club. Whoa! Happy
• 1:45:28
  Hot Topic! And so data centers have certainly
• 1:45:32
  become hot topics across our coverage area in
• 1:45:34
  Davie County, as we reported earlier this week.
• 1:45:38
  Community concerns led to county leaders approving
• 1:45:40
  a one -year ban on new data center development.
• 1:45:44
  All right, you can do that, but it's going to
• 1:45:46
  happen anyway. What's going on here? Flies, roaches,
• 1:45:49
  and a rotten smell. That's what people living
• 1:45:52
  in certain neighborhoods like Ardmore and Wingate
• 1:45:54
  Village in Winston -Salem are dealing with. The
• 1:45:57
  reason? Delays in the city's trash pickup service.
• 1:46:00
  See, that's not great. How long has this been
• 1:46:03
  going on? Well, it depends on who you ask. Fox
• 1:46:05
  8 spoke to homeowners in Wingate Village. They
• 1:46:08
  say their trash is usually picked up on Thursdays.
• 1:46:11
  The past few weeks, they have taken their trash
• 1:46:13
  bins outside Wednesday night like normal. Just
• 1:46:16
  to find out Thursday evening, the bins were still
• 1:46:19
  there. Alright, so this is some North Carolina
• 1:46:22
  news. Ah, that's the wrong headline. Right here.
• 1:46:26
  Talk to you soon. In Guilford County, a former
• 1:46:28
  bus monitor has been arrested, accused of disturbing
• 1:46:30
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• 1:50:57
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  you homie Stayed late tonight, right? You know
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  what happened when I stayed late Yeah, boy wonder,
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  You pussy ass hater you should do you. You ain't
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  You see a little me and your dad. I'm the same
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  to a buyer. And I think his name was kind of
• 2:15:59
  like Drake, Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.
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  I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes
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  to that I'm too willing to play hard, I'm so
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  hard, I act good There he go, they check MVP
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  when I shoot a free throw CEO, that's what they
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  do The haters on their face and then their ass
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  is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you, radder
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  than you, etc I told you I get paid by the letter
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  like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M Bitch
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  when the beat stops So I'ma keep rockin' to the
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  sheet rock Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin
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  The end and prose. Laughter and joy dissolving
• 2:17:19
  in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
• 2:17:22
  just so unfair. All night's buzzing, but the
• 2:17:30
  laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mixing, happy
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  like fingers without rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts
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  hit the street. But soon the sound will vanish
• 2:17:38
  like shadows in the heat. Oh, the happy hour
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  Be like figures without brains. Gated checks
• 2:18:02
  to help them. Shadows hit the street. But soon
• 2:18:05
  the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.
• 2:18:07
  Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close. to a
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  show. Now it's time to face the silence like
• 2:18:34
  a TV on snow. Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor
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  so divine. The void left in our hearts wider
• 2:18:39
  than a canyon line. Line. Empty speakers dilate
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  by becoming to an end like a roller coaster stopping
• 2:18:51
  while the rivers bend. Hoppy's jokes and japs,
• 2:18:54
  these are daily grind. Now silence louder than
• 2:18:56
  the thoughts we can't rewind. So the Hoppy hour
• 2:18:59
  begins. And like that, it's gone. You probably
• 2:19:41
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 2:19:44
  all I smell is poop. I'll kick your lips and
• 2:19:49
  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night and God bless America.