Latest / Aaron Mahnke's Cabinet of Curiosities / Dearly Departed
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Our world is full of the unexplainable, and if history
- 0:08Speaker 1: is an open book, all of these amazing tales are
- 0:11Speaker 1: right there on display, just waiting for us to explore.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Welcome to the Cabinet of Curiosities. When a doctor is
- 0:28Speaker 1: referred to as a quack, it usually means that person
- 0:32Speaker 1: is a fraud or doesn't know what they're talking about.
- 0:35Speaker 1: The term derives from the word quack silver, which itself
- 0:39Speaker 1: is an archaic Dutch word meaning hawker of self. Today
- 0:43Speaker 1: we might call them a snake oil salesman. But back
- 0:46Speaker 1: then men would stand on street corners and shout about
- 0:49Speaker 1: the curative properties of whatever ointment or tincture they were
- 0:53Speaker 1: trying to sell, almost all of it false. Not all
- 0:58Speaker 1: of their sales tactics were stationary, though, a dentist in
- 1:01Speaker 1: seventeen seventies London had the bright idea to take his
- 1:04Speaker 1: show on the road. His name was Martin Van Butchell,
- 1:07Speaker 1: and he wrote upon a white pony with purple spots.
- 1:11Speaker 1: He painted those on himself. Though Butchell advertised his practice
- 1:15Speaker 1: in local papers, often boasting about his talents at dental reconstruction,
- 1:21Speaker 1: real or artificial teeth. His ad read from one to
- 1:25Speaker 1: an entire set. He promised top of the line hardware
- 1:29Speaker 1: fitted to the individual with no pain. Suffice it to
- 1:32Speaker 1: say he didn't quite live up to those promises, but
- 1:35Speaker 1: that didn't stop people from flocking to his door. It
- 1:38Speaker 1: was London in the seventeen seventies and dentists were a
- 1:42Speaker 1: hot commodity, especially among the elite. And even though sugar
- 1:46Speaker 1: was a luxury for the middle and upper classes, its
- 1:49Speaker 1: use increased fourfold in Britain during the eighteenth century. That
- 1:54Speaker 1: meant that making a good living, even for quacks like Butchell,
- 1:57Speaker 1: wasn't like pulling teeth. Even that was exactly what they did,
- 2:01Speaker 1: I know. But as business grew, so did the competition,
- 2:05Speaker 1: and soon Butchell had to come up with interesting ways
- 2:07Speaker 1: to drum up new customers. Some dentists might have created
- 2:11Speaker 1: advertisements or hired someone to walk up and down the
- 2:14Speaker 1: block with the sandwich board sign hung on their shoulders,
- 2:18Speaker 1: but not Butchell. He took his advertising game to a
- 2:21Speaker 1: whole new level. He had his wife Mary sit in
- 2:25Speaker 1: the front window of his practice as a way of
- 2:28Speaker 1: enticing ailing passers by. She simply sat there, in full
- 2:32Speaker 1: view for all Londoners to see. She didn't mind, She
- 2:36Speaker 1: didn't complain about it, and that's because she was dead.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Butchell had tasked his former surgery and anatomy professors with
- 2:45Speaker 1: embalming his late wife. Then they replaced her eyes with
- 2:49Speaker 1: glass ones, colored her cheeks and lips, and dressed her
- 2:52Speaker 1: in a fancy gown before placing her in a glass
- 2:55Speaker 1: topped coffin The display worked. Londoners came in by record
- 3:01Speaker 1: numbers to see the deceased woman in the window, though
- 3:04Speaker 1: not all of them were happy about it. Many scolded
- 3:07Speaker 1: him for such a grotesque display or for not giving
- 3:10Speaker 1: her a proper burial. She deserved better, they said. But
- 3:14Speaker 1: none of that bothered Butchell, although it did bother his
- 3:17Speaker 1: new bride, Elizabeth. After he remarried, she told him to
- 3:20Speaker 1: get his dead wife's body out of the window. There
- 3:23Speaker 1: was no way that she was going to share her
- 3:25Speaker 1: man with another woman, even a dead one. Not wanting
- 3:29Speaker 1: to risk losing two wives, he gave Mary's corpse to
- 3:32Speaker 1: the brother of one of his former teachers. She was
- 3:35Speaker 1: passed down over the years until she was eventually donated
- 3:38Speaker 1: to the Royal College of Surgeon's Museum, where she was
- 3:41Speaker 1: once again put on display. Now, if only Butchell's professors
- 3:46Speaker 1: had taken a bit more care with his late wife's embalming.
- 3:49Speaker 1: They hadn't done a very thorough job, and Mary's body
- 3:52Speaker 1: began to slowly deteriorate. What was left of her was
- 3:56Speaker 1: destroyed in nineteen forty one during a German bombing raid. However,
- 4:01Speaker 1: Mary van Butchell's story left all those who heard it,
- 4:04Speaker 1: especially her husband's patients, with one simple question. Why why
- 4:10Speaker 1: did Martin van Butchell have his wife embalmed and stuck
- 4:14Speaker 1: in his window? Well, it wasn't just about luring new
- 4:17Speaker 1: patients into his practice. No, he had another reason. According
- 4:22Speaker 1: to Butchell himself, there had been a clause in his
- 4:25Speaker 1: marriage contract that stated he would continue to receive income
- 4:30Speaker 1: from Mary's family as long as she remained above ground,
- 4:34Speaker 1: and that's precisely where he kept her. Everyone knows that
- 4:51Speaker 1: athletes are no stranger to superstition. Wade Boggs famously ate
- 4:56Speaker 1: a whole chicken before every Yankees game. Michael jor In
- 5:00Speaker 1: war his unc shorts under his Bulls uniform for all
- 5:03Speaker 1: of his NBA games. There have been stories of unwashed socks,
- 5:08Speaker 1: of lucky gloves, and all sorts of rituals that anyone
- 5:11Speaker 1: outside the locker room might find strange. These sports stars
- 5:15Speaker 1: believe their traditions were what helped them play their best
- 5:18Speaker 1: and win. However, superstitions were not limited only to professional sports.
- 5:25Speaker 1: The world of professional music is home to many bizarre
- 5:28Speaker 1: customs and superstitions. For example, since the nineteen sixties, several
- 5:33Speaker 1: famous rockers have joined what's known as the twenty seven Club,
- 5:36Speaker 1: named for those who died at the age of Jimmy Hendrix,
- 5:41Speaker 1: Janice Joplin, and Jim Morrison are all members, as is
- 5:45Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain. Even weirder is the white lighter curse. Legend
- 5:50Speaker 1: has it that any musician who uses a white lighter
- 5:53Speaker 1: is doomed to an unpleasant fate. And wouldn't you know it,
- 5:57Speaker 1: for people who were carrying white lighters when they die,
- 6:00Speaker 1: i'd were Jimmy Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, and Kurt Cobain.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Superstition has struck singers in the Philippines as well. Karaoke
- 6:11Speaker 1: bars all over that country have pulled Frank Sinatra's My
- 6:15Speaker 1: Way from their song collections due to the high number
- 6:18Speaker 1: of deaths of people who have sung the song. But
- 6:21Speaker 1: perhaps the worst case of superstition affecting a musician can
- 6:25Speaker 1: be found in the case of Austrian composer Arnold Schoenberg.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Born on September eighteen seventy four, Schoenberg changed the face
- 6:34Speaker 1: of music through two World wars. He also developed a
- 6:38Speaker 1: severe case of triske decaphobia, the fear of the number thirteen.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Schoenberg was known to avoid rooms, floors, and entire buildings
- 6:47Speaker 1: numbered thirteen. In his compositions, he would number the measures
- 6:51Speaker 1: between twelve and fourteen as twelve A. He even titled
- 6:55Speaker 1: his last opera, Moses and Aaron, the latter name spelled
- 6:59Speaker 1: with one a, much to my chagrin, instead of two,
- 7:03Speaker 1: because otherwise the title would have had thirteen letters in
- 7:06Speaker 1: it instead of twelve. And if his age or birthday
- 7:10Speaker 1: year happened to be a multiple of thirteen, it set
- 7:13Speaker 1: him on edge like nothing else. Here's an example. As
- 7:18Speaker 1: his fifty six birthday approached in nineteen thirty nine, Schoenberg
- 7:21Speaker 1: consulted an astrologer regarding his horoscope for that year, and
- 7:25Speaker 1: even though nineteen thirty nine was not a multiple of thirteen,
- 7:29Speaker 1: sixty five, certainly was. The astrologer told him it would
- 7:33Speaker 1: be a dangerous year, but he would survive. That assurance
- 7:36Speaker 1: calmed him. However, in all his worry about multiples of thirteen,
- 7:40Speaker 1: there were other parts of his life that he hadn't considered.
- 7:43Speaker 1: One such area was in the digits of his age.
- 7:47Speaker 1: For example, on his seventy sixth birthday in nineteen fifty,
- 7:51Speaker 1: another astrologer warned him to be careful. Not only was
- 7:55Speaker 1: nineteen fifty a multiple of thirteen, but when the numbers
- 7:58Speaker 1: seven and six from his age were added together, they
- 8:02Speaker 1: totaled you guessed it, thirteen. It seemed as though Schoenberg
- 8:06Speaker 1: couldn't escape the cursed number no matter where he went.
- 8:10Speaker 1: On the day of his seventy six birthday, un nervous
- 8:13Speaker 1: and depressed, Schoenberg decided to spend it in his bed.
- 8:17Speaker 1: There was no party, no one paid him a visit
- 8:20Speaker 1: or called to wish him well. At that night, he
- 8:24Speaker 1: and his wife lay in bed, and she looked at
- 8:27Speaker 1: the clock and said to herself, another quarter of an
- 8:30Speaker 1: hour and then the worst is over. Soon after the
- 8:34Speaker 1: words left her mouth, the phone rang. It was the doctor.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Her husband made a sound in his throat, and then
- 8:42Speaker 1: his heart stopped. Arnold Schoenberg's worst fear had come true.
- 8:47Speaker 1: He died at thirteen minutes to midnight on his seventy
- 8:51Speaker 1: six birthday in nineteen fifty on Friday, m I hope
- 9:01Speaker 1: you've enjoyed today's guided tour of the Cabinet of Curiosities.
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- 9:13Speaker 1: was created by me Aaron Manky in partnership with how
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- 9:26Speaker 1: of Lore dot com. And until next time, stay curious.