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Rhode Island Iced Tea | Son of a Boy Dad #346 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Mild peconte. Well, when my friend OBErs can be nice,
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  Speaker 1: I said I would have something after and I said
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  Speaker 1: it's hot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't you appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice. It's like an exact amount of fuel that
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  Speaker 1: you need.
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  Speaker 5: This is really nice.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that nice? Here? Bro, have yours?
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  Speaker 5: Don't be a comeback. I don't think I'm being sundbag.
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  Speaker 1: You are definitely being a stone bag.
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  Speaker 5: I'll have it after.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to be hot.
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  Speaker 8: I'll heat it up.
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  Speaker 1: It's not heat it up.
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  Speaker 5: How throw it in the microwave?
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  Speaker 1: It's not how you do.
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  Speaker 5: But bring it back down to the truck.
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  Speaker 4: Throw it back on for a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 1: It's not it's not a truck.
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  Speaker 9: I'm telling you, it's a fucking four foot lady already.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It is October twenty first.
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  Speaker 4: October twenty first. It's eleven eleven, am. Make a wish.
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  Speaker 5: October goes faster than any month of the year. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Probably stand on that business.
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  Speaker 1: You kind of go all the same rate, just the
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  Speaker 1: standard rate of time.
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  Speaker 5: You know, no more than.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you and I are on the same page
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  Speaker 1: always because I brought it in. Tomorrow's a treat for
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  Speaker 1: all of us. I have my Tamali. Francis wolfed his
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  Speaker 1: down as I glared him, glared at him, and Francis
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  Speaker 1: won't touch it or shas one touches tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: No, I said, I'll have my Tomali after the show.
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  Speaker 1: It's a hot, hot tomal Tamali.
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  Speaker 4: You want a cold I think I'm gonna throw it
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  Speaker 4: in the air fryer when I get home. Moist it
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  Speaker 4: got extra cooking on it. Make sure it's all the
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  Speaker 4: bacteria is gone.
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  Speaker 1: Why would there be any bacteria. That's street phobic.
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  Speaker 4: You got it, You got it on the street.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're xenophobic. You're deeply racist. If you don't eat
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  Speaker 1: the street met you.
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  Speaker 4: They literally have bothas on the subway.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all the way over. You eat Dominoes three in
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  Speaker 5: the morning, So you.
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  Speaker 4: Know that's different. That's clean.
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  Speaker 1: And these are front clean. These are front facing immigrants.
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  Speaker 1: I buy it from. You're buying from back of house
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  Speaker 1: immigrants at the fucking Dominoes who aren't even like the
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  Speaker 1: cash register.
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  Speaker 4: Dominoes is it's you know, it's a proper restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: His immigrants are hearing the footsteps of ie. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they have to be mobile, you know how like when
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  Speaker 5: you roll pass over the middle and like your slot receiver, right,
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  Speaker 5: he won't catch it. Footsteps. Yeah, they're hearing the boots.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah of ice exact towards this is hot.
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  Speaker 1: Was just like fucking duck and they're.
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  Speaker 5: One undercooked turo away from heading back.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how they that's how they determine it. If
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  Speaker 1: you give it rotten street food, the ice will be
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  Speaker 1: on your ass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a turo?
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  Speaker 1: You got a churro in know that so has a
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  Speaker 1: subway turo. The subway tros are the most disgusting thing.
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  Speaker 1: They've been there since the nineteen seventies. It's the same
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  Speaker 1: stack of like two hundred high fucking truros.
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  Speaker 5: You know the ones I'm talking about, of course I do.
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  Speaker 5: And I never understand how that works because I don't
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  Speaker 5: know who's Like, I got three minutes till the A train,
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  Speaker 5: just enough time for a chure.
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  Speaker 4: Oh thank god? Like lady walking by, Yeah, thank god,
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  Speaker 4: I was starving.
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  Speaker 1: You buy a bag and they fucking put eighteen in
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  Speaker 1: there because they know that they're so bad that they
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  Speaker 1: might as well give you volume as opposed to quality.
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  Speaker 4: Churo's got to be a pretty cheap, cheap product to make.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's tomali. Yeah it's tomali and cinnamon without the corn.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah is a corn?
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  Speaker 1: What is the dough of truro?
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  Speaker 5: I would think it's just bread dough. Yeah, and they
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  Speaker 5: fry it and then roll it. It's pretty much the
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  Speaker 5: same thing as fried dough.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely frip, but they've served at like high
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  Speaker 1: end restaurants now with like a mole chocolate dipping sauce
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  Speaker 1: fried dough.
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  Speaker 4: No, sure, oh yeah I've seen that.
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  Speaker 5: No you haven't. Yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen I've seen like you know, photos videos, I've
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  Speaker 4: ever seen it in person. Was a but I I
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  Speaker 4: thought you meant they started serving fried dough at restaurants
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  Speaker 4: that would be funny.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, like a funnel cake?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Have you ever had fried do look
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  Speaker 4: at like a fair?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Like funnel cake is just fried dough.
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  Speaker 4: He's never had fried dough. I don't know if you've
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  Speaker 4: a man who's never had fried really, what's the difference?
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  Speaker 5: What do you think? Yeah, like fried dough is the
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  Speaker 5: funnel cake. What pounded out chicken cutlets are to a
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  Speaker 5: full breast. Fried dough is like flat, a little bubbly.
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  Speaker 5: It's like a non yeah yeah, yeah, but it's thin,
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  Speaker 5: it's crispy.
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  Speaker 4: It's like American And if you're if.
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  Speaker 5: You're lucky, you'll get like a little pool of the
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  Speaker 5: oil in.
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  Speaker 4: One of the little bunch of powdered sugar.
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  Speaker 5: Powdered sugar, brown sugar.
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 5: So?
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  Speaker 4: I had it's a fair food.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a New England thing or is it is everywhere?
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  Speaker 4: I have a hard time believing it is fried dough?
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  Speaker 1: Have you had fried dough? See?
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking it might be a New England thing. Dude,
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  Speaker 5: it's just.
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  Speaker 4: News to me.
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  Speaker 5: It's great.
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  Speaker 4: You should try it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really, cake is just like it's just it's
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  Speaker 1: drizzled like yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting. I never really maybe I've never had funnel.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think. I'm quite sure I've never had we're
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  Speaker 5: talking about.
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  Speaker 1: The exacting corn and maize.
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  Speaker 4: I think I've never never had.
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  Speaker 5: Me speaking of corn mazes, have you guys ever gone
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  Speaker 5: to haunted hay ride? Did you have those? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: But of course I don't think I ever went to
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  Speaker 4: like a real one.
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  Speaker 1: They're awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Why didn't you go to the real ones.
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  Speaker 4: Like a haunted house, a haunted hay.
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  Speaker 5: Rode, hunted hay ride. And I said, hey ride, and
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  Speaker 5: don't you dare tell me?
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  Speaker 4: I said no, no, you said hey ride. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: trying to get a get a good idea of what's
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  Speaker 4: a picture here.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking to go Now, you're on the back of
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  Speaker 1: a truck that has bales of hay and people sit
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  Speaker 1: on it, and there's frights and spooks.
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  Speaker 4: I've been on the back of a hay truck or
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  Speaker 4: of a truck while people sit on Hey, but we
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  Speaker 4: weren't telling scary stories.
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  Speaker 5: Ours was either it's not like a do it yourself
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  Speaker 5: spook a fon it's uh, it's more like they they
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  Speaker 5: have people in the woods with masks on and and.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a drive through horror. Or yeah, it's like a.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a really good and gorham Maine. It
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  Speaker 5: was really scary, I'm sure. And the tractor with the
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  Speaker 5: hay tractor part was pulled by a tractor. It was
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  Speaker 5: pulled by a tractor. At one point that the real
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  Speaker 5: big spook of the whole time was when they had
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  Speaker 5: an eighteen wheeler that out of nowhere would turn on
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  Speaker 5: its lights and drive at you like and stop because
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  Speaker 5: they had some logs that would stop it quickly as
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  Speaker 5: if it was going to hit you.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine the driver. Was that just getting fucking whiplashed every time?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean like a tush push.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, fuck me.
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  Speaker 5: These were kids, you know, kids driving the eighteen wheeler,
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  Speaker 5: kids driving the tractor.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That is fucking nuts. I went to one recently, and
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  Speaker 1: they had like a haunted monster truck that you could
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  Speaker 1: rip through a corn field, like you sit in the
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  Speaker 1: back of it and strap in like six people at
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  Speaker 1: a time. It was fucking sick.
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  Speaker 5: That is cool.
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  Speaker 1: It was like an outdoor one you could booze beforehand.
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  Speaker 1: There was an area for the adults. You kind of
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  Speaker 1: get almost like a cabana type area. Yeah, you're just
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  Speaker 1: booze and you have a section of booze. Where was
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  Speaker 1: this Probably a pencil rural Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like two years ago. Oh, I thought you
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  Speaker 4: meant you went like last week.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't want to go back with children. There's
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  Speaker 1: so many activities for children in the fall.
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  Speaker 5: I know, the most daring people on the hay ride
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  Speaker 5: would sit on the end with their legs dangling off,
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  Speaker 5: and I would do that, and then I would wiggle
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  Speaker 5: them to make sure that the guys in the masks knew.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't that scared. You're not doing it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have a boyish joy to you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? And I never I never went to one of those,
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  Speaker 4: and I've been to I went to a couple haunted houses,
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  Speaker 4: I think, but when I was very young, I was
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  Speaker 4: never big into it.
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  Speaker 5: What about what about some of these interactive haunted houses.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure we've talked about.
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  Speaker 4: This before, but when they like touch you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the ones that are like truly psychologically traumatically altering.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: You go into a room and there's a woman being
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  Speaker 5: like suffocated with a plastic bag, ye target or something.
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  Speaker 4: She's like screaming.
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  Speaker 5: It was you could just see the mouth part kind
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  Speaker 5: of going, and you're like, I only need a finger,
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  Speaker 5: Do you mind? Can I just save her life really quick?
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  Speaker 5: You can't. There's no way. The bag is taught, it's
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  Speaker 5: got duct tape around the neck. What are we doing here? People?
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys watch Task Still Having?
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  Speaker 4: Still Having?
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  Speaker 1: There's a second to last episode. This is something like
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  Speaker 1: that happens.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, yah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that of course.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just poked a finger through.
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  Speaker 5: That's a tough way, tough way to go.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you could take me out with a
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  Speaker 4: plastic bag.
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  Speaker 1: Oh definitely, you could take it without. You could take
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  Speaker 1: him out. Take you out with a newspaper, a wet newspaper.
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  Speaker 5: Like a big glass of water too quickly.
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  Speaker 1: I think New York Times from like twenty years ago
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  Speaker 1: could get you.
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  Speaker 4: I remember one time I put a plastic bag over
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  Speaker 4: my own head to see what would happen. So I
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  Speaker 4: was like, everyone was like, it's so like, never put
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  Speaker 4: a plastic bag on your head. It's just so dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, there's no way, it's that dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: And then I put it over my head and I
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  Speaker 4: didn't like tighten it. I thought it was like, as
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  Speaker 4: soon as it went over my head, I Was going
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  Speaker 4: to like explode or some shit. And I put it
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  Speaker 4: over and nothing happened. Took it off.
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  Speaker 1: How did you guys both do this?
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  Speaker 5: Is this? I curiosity every every door that said do
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  Speaker 5: not enter. When I was a kid, I fucking went through. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I went to I remember going to a museum with
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  Speaker 5: my family and there was a fire exit and it
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  Speaker 5: had a sign that was like dude, you know fire,
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And I like walked up to it, looked around,
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  Speaker 5: and I just touched the metal bar that you had
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  Speaker 5: to push in and immediately the alarms throughout the museum went.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't push it, I did compress it. I just
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  Speaker 5: touched it. And then a security guard came out and
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  Speaker 5: to his credit, I mean I was seven or eight
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  Speaker 5: or something like that. My face beat red and he
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  Speaker 5: comes out and he like comes over and he turns
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  Speaker 5: a key to stop the alarm. And my parents had
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  Speaker 5: come grabbed me and they'd realized I had set this off.
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  Speaker 5: And he came over and he was like, I was
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  Speaker 5: watching him through the security camera. Don't do it. Don't
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  Speaker 5: do it, kid, And he did it. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 5: But he wasn't mad, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean that happens. That's gonna happen all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: kids love doing that. We had, We had so many kids,
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  Speaker 4: Like I remember being in multiple like places where just
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  Speaker 4: a kid would pull the fire alarm and like the
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  Speaker 4: whole day it was fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean on this job, you've done that. On
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  Speaker 1: what most Dangerous Game show? You grabbed a walkie talking
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  Speaker 1: into one.
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  Speaker 4: That's a little different.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's the exact same thing. It's not being
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  Speaker 1: able to control your impulses a little.
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  Speaker 4: Bit different in a in a different way. Well, the
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  Speaker 4: fire alarm is like you just got to take a
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  Speaker 4: couple of like just walk away, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Same with the walkie talkie, just walk away.
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  Speaker 4: Right by me all day.
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  Speaker 5: Yell.
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  Speaker 4: It's like if you were walking around with the fire alarm.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you It's like when you see a cops
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  Speaker 1: gun on his hip and you're like, I could just
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  Speaker 1: fucking grab it. The fucking walkie talkie just dangling off
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  Speaker 1: that guy's waist and you grabbed it off him.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently the cops guns have like a certain holster now
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  Speaker 4: so that you can't grab it.
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  Speaker 5: It's got the button thing. Yeah, but if you know
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  Speaker 5: your way around, you can get in there.
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  Speaker 4: Talk about the angle.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure the only ones who are perplexed by it.
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  Speaker 1: What do I do here?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: I think that you know, in lieu of meeting Travis
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  Speaker 5: Pastrana on my Make a Wish, what I would prefer
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  Speaker 5: is a day filled with being allowed to pull the
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  Speaker 5: levers and press the buttons that we are so forbidden
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  Speaker 5: from doing our whole lives. So, you know, just day
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  Speaker 5: on an airplane it can be parked, I get to
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  Speaker 5: pull the emergency exit. That's the slide, unfurl watch the slide,
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  Speaker 5: just totally. Yeah, that would be nice, like a tongue.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't even hate just opening the door. Yeah, that'd
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  Speaker 4: be fun to like just just doing the latch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that big red latch on the main door
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  Speaker 1: that everybody walks in. I mean I feel like that
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  Speaker 1: would that immediately depressurize the cabin and kill everybody and
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  Speaker 1: stuck everyone out of the plane.
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  Speaker 4: Or oh if you open that in the area, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: depends on your altitude, right, no, yeah, but it wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it would be good for any altitude.
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  Speaker 1: How high? Will probably skydivers open the door.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I'm true.
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  Speaker 5: So if you're at I don't know, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: where the altitude is that.
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  Speaker 1: Jump from ten thousand feet.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like if you guys one of those doors
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  Speaker 4: on a commercial flight.
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  Speaker 5: At cruising altitude, yeah, big drum.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, But even at like ten thousand feet,
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that's gonna be.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe. I think that the those planes would be able
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  Speaker 5: to land with that door open, but I couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're probably right, I think those planes are pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: But it's also just imagine trying to close the door
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  Speaker 1: as the fucking wind as it's going seven hundred miles
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  Speaker 1: an hour.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's possible.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: This is one of those moments on the podcast where
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna either get one hundred dms being like you
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: fucking retard. You really think you can open a door
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: on a Boeing seven?
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, you definitely should be able to.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Or it's gonna be like you were pretty close on that.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: I've worked in the federal FAA for twelve years, and
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: here's what happens. It's a slight turn to the left,
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: but most pilots can overpower it back to right.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I can't even trust Boeing anyway. Do they fucking kill
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: all their own fucking workers?
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Boeing's trouble. That's why I've always been in an airbus
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: man big trouble. Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I can't believe how big Boeing is. It's a fucking
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: massive company.
• 15:52
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: So it's like you can't They can't even be responsible
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: for all the desks, Like people who work there don't
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: even know about the desk. I'm grilling bowing people all
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: You know who I really like, though? It is Lockheed Martin.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: The arms manufacturers.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you like about them? I like the name,
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: it's such a good name, and I like what they do.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: What is this Lockheed Martin?
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that is.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: They make like weapons and bombs and uh.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: They make rockets, rockets. Yeah, they make missiles.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: And it's like a company. Yeah yeah, I didn't know
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: that there was like companies that did that. I thought
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: that was just like only the military knew how to
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: do that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: The military does contracting through them, right, So like the
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: Lost Martin is going to make the bombs and sell
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: them to the military. That's their biggest contract. For sure.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: It's a tough business to be in. Why because it's
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: not like there, it's not like.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Your national defense like the resion.
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: Oh you mean morally, yeah, it's not.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: It's like worse than being like a drug dealer.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but well hold on a second. Again, that's a
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: very leftist take, if you most people would say, like
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: protecting the homeland, protecting America.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, army arming are.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Serves and stores is a noble cause.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Definitely the best way to blow up venezuela and ships
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: for no reason.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: There and then you gotta what was that one of ours?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: That one of our bombs, Like.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: It couldn't have been a possible But you know how
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: like the Hershey's factory, there are scientists who come up
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: with innovative flavors for the next wave of Reese's cups.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Or whatever. Imagine being that guy at the Lockheed Martin
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: factory being like, I got a hot, new fucking bomb vaporizes.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this one could take out the world. Let's put
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: that one up to the side for a little bit.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Just bomb creators, like a bomb innovators.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I mean it must it must. Is it hard to
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: make like a missile? Probably not, god like, I mean obviously,
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: and I can't do it. But like if you if
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: you have the re like, is it hard to get
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: the resources to make.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: If those gimps from the fucking Boston bombing could make one,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I should be able to make.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I didn't mean it like that. That's not what I meant.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I didn't mean like, is it easy to make a bomb?
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: I meant like to make it fly through the It's
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: not like those guys are building like hydrogen bombs.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: But it's like if you just if you can make
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: a paper airplane, and if you can make a bomb
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: with a pressure cooker, then you can make a missile.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: I bet it's even easier.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just tape it to the back of the paper.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Take the big tip.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: You'll screw it on. That's what the hunt for Red
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: October is kind of about they're them going from like
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: making like little rockets.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: I bet it's like setting up like a chair.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about October Sky?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, they got the Hunt for Red October, which is
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: like the Sean Connery.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: The Submarine movie, which I'm like, did they have lower,
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: smaller dreams and then their.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Way up We're going to make some rockets.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: I don't remember the plot of the movie going that way. Yeah,
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: October Sky.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Did you guys watch that new horror movie, the one
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: with the Boy?
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: No, you only need to be more specifically the.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: A twenty four to one. It's it's with the little ball.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: He plays like the devil or some shit.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: No, definitely, not really.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you don't like you didn't go
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: to haunted houses, but you spend all this time watching
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: horror movies. Wouldn't it be the same effect?
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: You know, I also don't love horror. I was gonna
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: say I shut.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It off because you were so spooked.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: It was too scary.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: It was too scary.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: It was just like I wasn't failing it. It's too gold.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: It was very gory.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Your your recommendations for horror movies are pretty good. I'm
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: gonna give you that which once, well, you told me
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: to watch that one oddity and that fucking my eyes
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: were streaming. Yeah, that's my weird feared reaction, eyes start
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: to water. It's not tears in the same way that like,
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know, squirt isn't p but it is kind of.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: I think it's like probably similar chemical compounds two tears,
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: but not all the way that And people would be like,
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: you're just making that up to make me feel better,
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: and it's like, no, these are real. I'm one of
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: the few people that actually does have the water ejacular. Yeah,
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: when I see one, terrifying.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like your piecemell like asparagus.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that movie was great. Did you ever watch it?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: No, I don't like to be spooked by movies. I
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: don't think that that's like a fun activity, a fun
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: way to spend your movie watching time.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: I kind of agree, like that's kind of I go up,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: I go back and forth, like I only watch horror movies.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: If I'm like, really in the mood for a horror movie.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: What makes you? What puts you in the mood?
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Nice sativa? Probably a head really Yeah, yeah, I was
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: gonna say, like a couple of rips of the old
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: nikky Blazer.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, just like I like seeing horror
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: movies in the theaters, but at home in my sanctuary.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: You can't want to be scared in your space.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I get that, But you know what, the horror
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: movies with your buddies are fun. Yeah, we could do that.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they kind of Yeah, they can be got
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: off on the wrong floor there little They can be
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: like awful though, Like I remember me and my buddies
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: when we were young. We were we were sleeping over
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: at Peter's house, Matt, Yeah, and we watched The Gallows
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: and I had to call I think I texted my
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: mom at like three am, and I was like, yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are their parents touching you? Or is there
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: inappropriate drinking going on?
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: No?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I have the willies. Get me out of here. The
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: willy is really bad.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: I have self induced lack of sleep.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like the That was the last time
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I probably did that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: We could do either on the uh on the trip
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: to to upstate to your residence upstate, we could watch
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: a horror movie, or we could do it when we
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: do our sleepover at the office.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Would people want to watch us watching the Sleepover.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Oh then maybe we just excuse me a horror movie.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Well maybe when we just go upstate, we just do
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: it off camp.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I think that's a fun idea. Yeah, yeah, and.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Just when we do check and speaking of we have
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: a do you want to do? You want to show
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: them the people that, oh are we should we might
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: as well?
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Should we display hang on a second? Wait? Wait? Wait,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: I thought Pollard told us to wait because they're going
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: to launch it for the Black Friday sale and then
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: people who bought it soon would be mad that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's gonna go on sale until the flash.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: It just to show flash, show them what's coming. And
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: it just feels naughty if someone tells you not. People
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: want to want to see it, even it's pushing the button,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: you know, really just son of a Boy Dad inaugural
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: fishing trip upstate New York, Fall twenty twenty five. Hold
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: that up.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Square to the care, Hold that up square square square it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Square that God And that's the back of the shirt,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: front of the shirt pocket.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: That's for all your dry flies. You're you know, maybe
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: like a nice couple pre pre rolls for Harry whatever it.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Is, small gun yeah, put a very small pocket for
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: the breasts. Yeah, the pocket is coming for the Who
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: are you talking to, brother, I know your audience, dumbass.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: It's for the tits. It's to cover up the tits.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: But there's only one you need to you'd be the
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: guy with.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I saw on an extra yeah, and then one across
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: the Yeah. I just bought a ship ton of pockets online.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: They're great.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: You just gotta sell many.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Then show show me the other thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sweatshirt.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: This one's really cool of a boy dad.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And then on the Johann Sebastian.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Smoking lounge. It's got some cigars and some whiskey and
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: what's that last part there? And a lot lighter. Yeah,
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: and we're talking gentlemanly. There's a GEO tag on there,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: h Q three.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: HQ and you can Yeah, it's just it's just wearable stuff.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: That's just wearable merch.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Earth tones, nice little zippo lighter.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: They call me the earth done Ron. You know I
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: need some earth tones. Oh yeah, same day and earth stones.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: So do we have a sense of when we're launching
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: those Black Friday? Yeah? Black Friday, I think is the idea, right.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Is it? For one of them. I think it's Black
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Friday one of them, maybe before one of them. I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: thought one was going to be in accordance with that
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: that trip upstate. See, this is why it doesn't matter.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: It's good to just tease it because those are happening. Yeah,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: people know that, they can get that. We can get
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: a little excitement. Foe in a little excitement, they asked. Yeah,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: so we're delivering.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: We will give you the proper runout of all of that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: But come on, brother, exactly lukewarm right now? Uh yeah,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I saw that on there. I was like, is that
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: a bookmark? Was that poop?
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know?
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Eat it now?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: It's because that like I could see poop being at
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: that part of your body.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: If that was the case, we would I would be like,
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: we're restarting the episode.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, yeah, yeah, we're not rebasing.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: It turned out that I I'm on my hand, let's say,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: all right, we'll just restart start from scratch.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: That's the fucking gem and we are not throwing it
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: back in the fucking river. Dude, We're not getting rid
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: of a poop wrist.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: I have an outrageous thing to tell you, guys, due
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: to speaking of Upstate. So on Saturday night of this
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: past weekend, I crashed a wedding for the first time.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, so loud.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: No. I was with my buddy Dustin.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: And we were up at our place, bombed around in
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: a golf cart. It was dark, it was probably like
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: uh ten thirty or something, and we heard really loud music,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: really loud, coming from what felt like close. Yeah, And
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: so we drove the golf cart to the edge of
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: the property where we heard it loudest, and we would
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: drive twenty yards, stop the cart and listen and then
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: turn around like we were honing in on dolphins. And
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: we got our cart and we started to It's pitch black,
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: and we started to go through the woods and you know,
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: we're wearing like golf windbreakers, our sleeves are getting torn
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: up by the brambles. At one point, we had to
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: go down a very very steep hill and we couldn't
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: really see and we slipped and both of us ended
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: up sort of slipping and sliding down this hill on
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: the golf cart. No, we had parked the cart. Oh okay, yeah,
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: but we we get to the bottom of the hill.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Were you guys bombed yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: We were pretty drunk. And we get to the bottom
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: of the hill. We still didn't even know what we
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: were going to. We didn't know what it was. Well,
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: we just heard fun. Yeah, And we emerged through the
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: last sort of wall of branches and things, and there
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: was this outdoor pavilion that was sort of open air,
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: and there was a bar that was manned by a
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: man and a woman who were just part of the wedding.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: They weren't. There was no bartender, and then there was
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: a DJ and pretty quickly we asked that it was
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: a wedding. So we walked straight up to the bar
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: and we're like hi, and they're like, where did you
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: guys come from? And we're like, oh, we don't know. Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: we don't know where we are, but we heard fun
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: And if you guys don't want us here, like well,
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: bounce just wanted to say hi or whatever. They're like, no, no, no,
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: come in. The more the merrier and they were like,
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: let's pull you a drink, and we were like okay, sure.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: The two the drink options. One was for the she
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: goes for the men. We're making rum and cokes. Oh,
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: that's the men's drink.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: That's interesting.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: And then the women. The drink for the women is
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: a vodka cranberry. Wow, I'm talking just cranberry juice and vodka. Yeah,
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: no seltzer at all.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: That sounds awful.
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: And then she goes, and then I created this special
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: wedding cocktail that we're calling the Barney. And it's just
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: those two drinks mixed up.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: That sounds so bad.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Rum coke, vodka and cranberry. And she goes, they've been
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: a huge hit. And I'm not kidding you. When she
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: said that, a guy came up and basically cut in
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: front of me and was like, can I have two
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: barneys please? And she's like on it, and she shook it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: She shook it all up together to mix it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: It's like a Rhode Island iced team. That ridiculous, ridiculous,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: what a crazy combination. Dude, that's gross.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Oh man, So you were drinking like high school.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: It's like the child equivalent of putting the soda under
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: all the fountains. Like I made a perfect drink. Yeah,
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: uh so we whatever. We ended up just she was
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: like what we were like, why don't we do a shot?
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: And she was like, oh great, let's do a shot
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: and We did a shot with her and her husband,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: and they just poured us shots of vodka. That was it. Yeah, vodka.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: I haven't done vodka shots in a long time.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like tequila or whiskey shot drinks.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Vodka shots are what you take when you're trying to
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: get a tapeworm dead in your stomach.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I used to take shots of vodka.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's probably good for you, so kill all
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: that bacteria that's rotting your gut.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you maybe need to go back to shots of
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: vodka after the Dominanto. Just get yourself right, are we talking?
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, it was well it was a plastic bottle
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: for sure, you know, something like that robelob or whatever. Anyway,
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: so we took these shots and then Dustin is a
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: bit of a troll, and I realized that we were
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: in a situation that was a little bit precarious because
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: this was like a cross between a biker wedding and
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: like the guy that was with the woman pouring the
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: drinks was the warden at a local maximum security prison.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: A prison guard wedding.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: I think I don't know if there were more people
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: than him from the prison. I didn't we didn't really
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: talk to that many people, but there were people. Nobody
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: was dressed in anything more dressy than a T shirt
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: and jeans.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was picturing a bunch of you at the wedding.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, biker gang from.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Test No no no. This was like like we were
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: wearing wearing nice golf attire. Was a bad It was
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: an act of aggression.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: So warden was he an overweight, bald guy.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: He had a buzz cut, and he had scars and
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: stuff like that. And he started telling us about some
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: of the prisoners, like the high profile prisoners that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: He kills and.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: On a daily basis, and like says good morning too,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: even though they like are in there for quadruple murder
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: of children or something.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: In fact, there's one of them over there getting married.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: But they were mostly pretty receptive to us. And then
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: the DJ announced that it was going to be the
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: last song, and the warden and his wife pulled both
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: me and Dustin onto the dance floor. And I don't
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: know why, but the four of us were like doing
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: this weird square slow dance together with our arms around
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: each other, and the warden was huge. I had to
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: reach up, but he had his arm around my shoulder
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: and like Dustin and I were like kind of touching
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: with that felt gay and I don't know. Somehow it worked.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: We were talking but Dustin being Asian, what started trolling?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Have I met Dustin?
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I think I did.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: You may have up there, Yeah that's possible people. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: stud real troublemaker though, real troublemaker. Yeah. And he was
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: like when we did the shot, they were like to
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: long marriage or something, and Dustin was like, ooh, I
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: don't know. I recently caught my wife fucking my brother,
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: like marriage doesn't sit well with me. And then the
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: warden was like I had a very similar experience with
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: my first wife and somehow they like bonded and I
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: was like, wow, that was a big swing, but okay,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: and then uh, Dustin, they were like, so where are
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: you guys from? And I was like, I'm from Maine.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: And Dustin goes North Korea and they go they go,
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: is that the good one or the bad one? And
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: he goes, it's the good one and they were like,
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: that's so funny because there's a huge group of North
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: Koreans that live in town. And then we like started
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: talking about this pocket of North Koreans, and she was like,
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: and it's too bad, you know, because they don't speak
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: English that well, but they make the best Chinese food.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: And she goes, so when I call them to order
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: my food, I have to I have to speak English
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: their way so that they understand. And Dustin was like,
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: show me, and then she re enacted how she speaks
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: broke in English to perceived North Koreans making general sauvage check.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Can you do what? It sounded like? Please?
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: It was so far off. It wasn't even close.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: To That's why I want to hear.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: It, I know. But she would be like hello, like
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: she wasn't.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: R ring her l s h. Yeah, I thought she
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: was going to do.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: We were so excited to hear something very funny, and
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: she just spoke like halting busted English, but the unbelievable
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: like tangle.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Of the fact she's bragging about that, like a skill
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: that she has.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we for the rest of the night it
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: was like just we were just talking about the North
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Koreans in town.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate to break the relation. Fred Dawn out
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: theremony park or whatever, went right to fucking upstate New York.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Francis I hate to break this to you. That couple
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: was trying to fuck you guys.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, big time boy. Uh well that's possible because oh,
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: you know what. Then she said, how are you guys
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: getting home? And we said we're gonna just hike back
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: up through the woods, and she goes, don't do that.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: I'll give you guys a ride. Yeah. I was worried
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: that she was pretty ship faced, and so I was like, no,
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: that's okay, We're going to just go. And we started
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: sort of fading into the woods. She was like, wait, no,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: I'll give you a ride. And then Dustin Dustin had
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: told them.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: As you guys like walked into the voice.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we just kind of feel the dreams just straight
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: up faded.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Into the corn and this is my only chance.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Again, dude, we knew. I knew it was time to
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: go because Dustin Dustin. Then then they were after he
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: told them about his wife being walked like walking him
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: walking in on his wife with his brother. He they
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: were like that happened.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, okay, that's what I thought.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: He's just throwing out ship to entertain himself. But then
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: I was then he was they were like what about you?
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Are you you married, and I don't know why he
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: said this, but he goes, no, his wife ran away
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: with a mountain lion, and I was like, dude, that's
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: too far, you know, like that's too obvious, and now
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: you're going to think you're fucking with them. But they didn't.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: They laughed. He had read like he had read and
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: I had the misread. Except when we were close to
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: the dance floor, a couple came through, big guy and
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: his wife, and Dustin was holding his barney and the
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: guy shouldered him in the back and knocked the drink
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: out of his hand. It had to have been I mean,
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: they were at that this point in their wedding. There
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: were only like eighteen people left.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, so, did you think the guy shouldered him for
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: bringing you guys around or do you think it was
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: some inner biker gang type.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: I think the guy shouldered him for us being wedding
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: crashers who were probably taking the piss and he knew it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: But they Dustin also told them I was a comedian,
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: and they kept being like, go up and take the mic,
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: and I was like, this is the one time in
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: my life where I kind of want to want to
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: go up there and I'm going through the jokes from
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: my act that might land with this group. I'm like,
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: and it would be all like the marriage stuff, like
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: trying for kids all that, And I was like, I
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: have some I have like three minutes that might work
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: with this incredibly hostile crowd.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: In the woods and they're definitely armed. Yeah, and where
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: like I can't even picture like a road out of here.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Was there like a venue.
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: Long dirt road, So I think this place was a
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: hunting and fishing club. Dude, this was straight up you
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: know delivery. I don't want to say like white power e.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: It wasn't far off. It sounds like they'd like dusted
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: a lot less and less than they like to me.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no ship. Yeah, it's like in Red Dead two
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: when you're like walking in the woods and then you
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: come across the k K K and you're like, oh ship.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like that. I say that they were incredibly nice.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: They were incredibly nice. The bride and the groom were nice.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: What about the guy that shouldered dustin.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Though you shoulder Dustin? And the rest of everyone was
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: giving us some pretty foul looks. There were people in
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: true motorcycle vests. There were a couple guys in motorcycle vests.
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, it was. It was unlike anything I'd ever experienced.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Do you think that if if a guy had gotten sticky,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: what was your exit?
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Playing?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Run into the woods?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Run?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: But was Dustin on the same page as he pretty fast?
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: He's quick, he's quick.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he played, he played sports. I don't know, I
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: don't know. I don't think. The problem too, was that
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Dustin was more drunk than I was, and he was
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: not carefully telling the line of like, don't ruffle feathers.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: This could be a tough situation. We're not welcome here,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: so we're like hanging on.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but he made it like he wasn't wrong.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: We made it because I said we have to go
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: after the shouldering thing. I said, it's time.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: We really based on the shouldering.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it was it was an aggressive shouldering, like
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: he was holding his drink like this.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: The whole thing got knocked out. It was knocked him over. Yeah,
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: it was a dang Yeah, it was.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: A body check.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember.
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: But in any age, let me put it in terms
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: of ching chung, ching, get the fuck out.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Oh god, that's exactly what I was that's crazy. Just
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: in the woods too. In the woods they have a
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: big fire going with a cross.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: They had they had one heat lamp that everyone was
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: sort of huddled under. I mean just cold at this point.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: How are they playing music?
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: A DJ?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: And was there a dance floor? Was it like grass?
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: It was all under a big wooden kind of pavilion,
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: but that had no It was outdoors, so there was
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: a roof, but and then it was wood underfoot.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Kind of like, what's that fucking movie that just came
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: out to Michael B. Jordan one, I didn't see that
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: great Centers. Yeah, were there ghosts playing hip hop music?
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: They were not playing hip hop there?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: If they could come into your house, could they have
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: been vampires?
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: That was a lot of country.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I was looking up, like just like information about the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: western coast of Maine, and it looks fascinating, like the north,
• 40:02
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• 40:05
  Speaker 1: least one of the least densely populated parts of the
• 40:07
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• 40:10
  Speaker 1: like the whole back half of Maryland or something.
• 40:13
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• 40:19
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• 40:22
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• 40:29
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• 40:32
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  Speaker 5: Main it's New Hampshire all the way up.
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  Speaker 1: But Main, uh, you know Hampshire rules as well. Maine
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  Speaker 1: is New Hampshire ships on Vermont.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just say that, I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: Vermont thinks it's the fucking key.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: It is not. I don't know how many New Hampshire
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: hours over.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: I don't think you've been in New Hampshire.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Of course I've been in New Hampshire at once. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it fucking towers over New Hampshire's little Vermont. Vermont thinks
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: that it's the fucking king ship.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: New Hampshire's got some bad areas, Yeah, badass areas.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Hampshire smacks around, fucking city boy. Vermont it does fucking curve,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: does fuck your wife?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: It doesn't close.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: No, that's exactly what it is.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Hampshter's got some decent stuff. No, it's no Vermont beautiful. No,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: it's no second only to Maine.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: I think Maine's better than both New Hampshire.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: And I said second to Maine. I'm not fucking shipping on.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: I almost went to I almost went to Man last
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: weekend for a day.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: What for to fish with whom bo?
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he got cold feet, couldn't take it. I was like,
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: I'll fly in because I was gonna go fishing on Saturday.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: And I got banned from zip car and the hurts
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: by my apartment closed.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Do you mean you got banned off zip car?
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Zip cars like a failing business, so they'll just ban you,
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Like so they want people, yes, exactly, they want people
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: to stop using zip car like it's going under.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: They're trying to phase you out. Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: So I got banned a couple of years ago for
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: no reason, Like they didn't tell me it. I just
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: got an email that was like, we reviewed your account.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: You're no longer your banned.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: They cannot it can't have been for no reason.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: It's said it was because of my record, like my
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: driving record. They were like we did a we did
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: like an anonymous check. I've been pulled over twice my
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: entire life, but I've gotta cars, No neither. They just
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: like checked my like driving record.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: Can they check the way that you have driven? Sort
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: of that you know you're.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Talking like Toileta Corollas.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: But maybe what if there's like satellite or speed camera
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: tickets or something.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I drive very carefully.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: You have no speeding tickets that went to zip car
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: made because it was their car.
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I haven't been pulled over since I was I haven't
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: gotten a ticket since I was in high school. Yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: I've been pulled over since.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: So they're just bigoted against the youth pretty much.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: How many times you've been pulled over? Four?
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Five?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Whoa? Really? Yeah?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: But I only got a ticket, Like I got a
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: tit twice for speeding in high school.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: Both.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: I got a ticket from both of those, then once
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: because I had a head light out, and then once
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: when I was going Remember recently, when I was in Atlanta,
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: I got pulled over going.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: To Tenny's for sitting sideways.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for no, I got pulled over because my headlight.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Was out in a rental car. Yeah, why do you
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: keep what? How does that keep happening? I don't know.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: It's bad luck.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: That's God, that's God.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: That's crazy. Are you? Are you? What do they do
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: when you have a head light out in a rental car?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I mean they can't possibly get mad at you.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: No, I guess in Atlanta they pulled, Like outside of Atlanta,
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: they pull over a lot of people.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they put the headlights out on purpose spots to
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: be like, let's check up on our citizens. It's illegal
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: to stop, but not if it's blinking at us, winking
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: at us.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: So I can't go fishing within here really anymore because
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: I don't have access to a car.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: So if only you had a friend who would be
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: willing to lend you a car.
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Well this was pretty last minute I thought about that,
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: but at any time. Yeah, yeah, I have a car too.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I actually my car actually off roads.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah I know, bitch, No you don't, Yes, I do.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I've been in it, so the fuck you don't know
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: anything about it off roading?
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah I do.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I have a new car since then that's built to
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: off road down mass you absolute rude factor.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Actually can't drive it on roads.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: It doesn't, I see, It's just it's an ATV.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the wheels start to smoke if they're not crunching
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: up the stilts, and you fool. It's like rain gloves
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: and golf. They don't actually work when it's dry.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: It's like women, you gotta pour some water on them.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Gets dry. I like it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: I like to rub them on the green, touch the earth.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: You got to take the flight to Maine, though, it's
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: so much more enjoyable to get to Maine if you
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: could just take the one hour flight as opposed to this.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Oh I've done that.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: I've gone six hour drive.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, but I was gonna so that was my
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Then I came up with this genius idea. I was like,
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: how about.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: You not do anything and stay home instead?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: No, I was like, I'm gonna go how about this,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: how about I fly to Maine. There's so many because
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: I remember you were saying, You're like, there's so many flights.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: I checked.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: There's like there's more flights to Portland. There are to Chicago. Yeah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: and there was like a there's like a seven am flight,
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: it's in it at like eight thirty, and then there
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: was like a nine pm flight that gets home at
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: like ten thirty. So I was like, I texted Bell.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, let's go fishing tomorrow. I'll fly in
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: dramming off at the airport, I'll fly home. And then
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: he was like I'm down. And then I called him
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: like thirty minutes later and he was like, I don't know, man,
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I've actually got work tomorrow. So I was like, well,
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: that was a pretty key part of the plan that
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: you forgot to leave out is that you're working the
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: entire day.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Thinking called into work. Maybe he like has seen how
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you've been treating Francis, and he's like, if he's not
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: going to be friends with Francis, he can with me.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: He said that you d m him recently.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, yeah, Francis hit me out the other day.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh really, I said, give me your
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: upcoming work schedule so that I can fly to me
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: and and you can go fishing.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You guys are good. What if he like couldn't because
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: you were there that day.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Francis is already down here. If you can get here
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: in time, Yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Actually I have work. It's better for we two men
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: in Francis there's only two seats in the ATV.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, but yeah, not a bad idea. I think I'm
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: gonna definitely try to do that before the winter.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: How much were the prices.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Same as much same as the same amount of money
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: as it would have been to rent a zip car
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: for a day, that's for sure. How much is that
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: one thousand dollars?
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Zip cars are so expected, what about to even worse?
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Also, they don't have any toros near me. They're all
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: in like Jersey or Brooklyn.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: True. True, true. You could easually get to Brooklyn's like
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: ten minutes away from your door.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: See that was like, so I could still go fishing,
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: but then I have to I would have to uber
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: to Newark Airport and then drive from there.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Or at that point it's like, or you.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: Could take a twelve minute subway to the York Street
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: station and then walk down into my garage and borrow
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: my car for the day.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But then it's like and then when you're going like,
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: all of this would be fine if I wasn't coming
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: in from Jersey.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, So you get my car, then you drive out,
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: you go fish, and it's the weekend, so you can
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: park on the street for free. Right, you leave your
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: car in front of your house and then promise me
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: that you're going to bring it home. But we both
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: know that's never going to go happen, so I'll just
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: pick it up, so never do on the way back
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: from the office. Problem.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: So oh yeah, Francis, I'll get your car. By the way,
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: what do you want me to unfortunately.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Looks like both front windows are broken this time.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: So that's the New York you voted for. I know,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: do you guys know who Curtis Slee? Why is? Yes?
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's fucking hilarious.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Sounds familiar mayoral candidate for New York right now who
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: won't win because he's on the right and it's going
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: to be between.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: He wears a red beret. He wears a raspberry boat
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: beret like he's got goddamn.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: He was in the Guardian Angels. Really yeah, and maybe.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: He still is, but he might have been at that wedding.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: His whole dude, his whole platform. Like my grandmother was
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: talking about him and remembers being in New York in
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: the nineteen seventies when Curtis Sleewah and his guys would
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: come on the subway and just stand on the subway.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: They still do that to make sure that shit didn't
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: go wrong. They've been doing that for sixty years. He
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: just goes on with like dudes with red berets. I
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: saw him walking around Sanjannaro festival. It's like maybe eight
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: dudes in red berets, and half of them are like
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: seventeen year olds with like thin, wispy.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Ratti mustaches and they like basically pound their fists and
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: like so anyone.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: They're just like protectors of the streets.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: You're like plain clothes Batman's.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I fuck with it.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no problems, Huh, I said, I see no problems.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, no, there is no problems. They're trying to
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: be protectors of the of the city. And he uh.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: They asked him if he ever rides ubers or yellow
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: cabs in the mayoral debate, and he was like, I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: haven't ever since I got shot in a yellow cab
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety two by the Ciceros. And the girardis
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: like saying, like two crime families came up and found
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: him in a yellow cab and shot him in I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: think in his ass or something like that, or his
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: leg or something, because he was trying to take down
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: the crime families. He was like very publicly anti crime
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: and they shot him in the ass. Two crime families
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: had once shot him in the ass.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: That's not good.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: They opened either side, I could just shot. He's such
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: a fascinating character. Yeah, Like if you saw him in
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: a movie, you'd be like, this is overwritten.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know a ton about him, but uh,
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: you couldn't have three more different candidates for mayor of
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: New York right now.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I see lots of tiktoks that are like, you shouldn't
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: even fucking talk about politics if you don't know the
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: difference between socialism and democratic socialism? What is what is
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the difference of.
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: Though I'm gonna steer clear.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: The definition difference.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: My understanding is that democratic socialism still adheres to like you.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Know, don't say democracy, no.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: More like it's it's not quite such literal socialism. You know,
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: it's not like everybody should make an inequal slice of
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: the pie basically, and that like healthcare and all those
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: things should be run by the government, and it's it's
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: what it's or diet socialism, Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Uh,
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: they're not applying to the letter of the law. Some
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: like communal handout program maybe, but nobody cares about that difference.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: When you hear socialism in America, you hear the opposite
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: of capitalism, which is what people subscribe to here. And
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: I don't entirely understand how this guy, Mam Donnie has
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's the runaway favorite to win the mayorship
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: and uh, he's like like the books have him at
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: like ten to one favorite or whatever.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Draftings has some fucking running away with it like.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: He's a ninety percent chance to win.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: I had him parlayed with Cooper cup over one interruption
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: last night.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'll look it up. I'm curious about.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: That, classy. Is that the site that you can just
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: like bet on people's like lives, you can bet on
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: if like Trump's gonna pardon did it? And stuff like that.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know, or is that one of them that
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you can like delay payments and one of them like
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: wars happening and stuff like that. I forget which it
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: could be the same company it should be.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: It probably is.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I need to think of a fucking tech company. I
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: heard these fucking AI companies are are it costs a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: billion dollars or fifty billion dollars for every gig a
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: WAT and they want to have fifty gigawatts of fucking
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: computers at these facilities.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's insane.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: They're spending so much fucking money spending where's the money
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: coming from to make AI?
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: It's in and dude, in videos the I think it's
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: the highest traded company on the stock market right now.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is in video up to?
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: Because every fucking every single company in the world is
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: they can from in video.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: And they're just trying to make everything into AI companies.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, here's traditional socialism versus democratic socialism. So it's they
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: both agree that there should be social ownership and economic equality,
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: but the way they get there is different. So like
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: democratic socialism believes still in having multiparty democracy, re elections,
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: all that stuff, civil liberties, and it's very like anti authoritarian,
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: whereas socialism is like Marxism, where it's like the government
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: is going to be the group that makes us happen,
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: and we don't mind getting behind a single party that
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: is authoritarian, centralized, etc.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Did GPT tell you this?
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: It's the AI. It's the AI overview from Google, which
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: I have found to be just one of those things
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: that started happening in my life and is now one
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: of my favorite things in the world. Oh, why I
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: don't want to go hunting. I don't want to read
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: fucking summarizing a Wikipedia thing on democratic socialism. You got
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: to read fourteen paragraphs.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but also I don't know, I just don't trust it,
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: Like I feel like it's just wrong. Like I'll ask
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: it things all the like all Google things not intending
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: to ask AI, and then they'll give me an answer.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Well I'm like, well, immediately that's not right, Like that's
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: clearly not the.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Craziest part about it is there it's an Indian dude
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: typing it in real time. It's just like processing, but
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: he's flying through it like those places at the airport
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: where you thought that it was like scanning the ship,
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: but it's really just a dude in Mumbai fucking logging everything.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: They've taken those data centers, there's not actually computers in them.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: It's just for.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Crank. That's what the cooling systems are for. Like it's
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: hot here.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: AI was originally actually just odd Jay and we couldn't
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: translate that correctly so that.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: No one grinds like them. Have you ever seen the
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: tiktoks of the dude who has an Indian uh like
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: repair shop and he's just banging stuff all day. Oh,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: he goes through like twenty things simultaneously and so impressive.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm trying. I'm trying to get to a
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: level where I can repair shit like that. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: do you.
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: See the white guys mimicking the people making Indian street food?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Classic? Now, I don't think so true classic.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: It's one of the funniest things.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Seen it a true British class. Are they British? They
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: got more?
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not racist if they're British.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: They had Indian people first.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's only racist if they're American.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: India is Britain basically exactly. They're basically the same.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: Place, and a lot of British would say that England
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: is now India.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Jerry and Mook both didn't know that Asia or that
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: India was in Asia. He was like this, we were
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: interviewing a coach for our team and he was like, yeah,
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I'm from Asia. He's like He's like, yeah, grew up
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: in an Asian household. And so I was like, oh,
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: like really and Jerry was like, you don't look Asian
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: and he was like, I'm Indian and he was like
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: and he was like in like like Chicken Tika Massala India.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: India is a bit of a curve ball from Asian. Look.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: They kind of did their own thing. They kind of
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: went rogue and just like kind of like a nice look.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: He the dude Swaggy, the guy that we were interviewing,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: he called it a subcontinent.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Interesting. I mean, there's enough people.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: A billion, don't they usually specify like East Asia versus
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: Southeast Asia versus like they that's the pockets or whatever.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it is all Asia.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Haven't until recently like that. They you would almost differentiate,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: you claim it differently.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I haven't heard too many people from India say
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: that they're Asian. That feels I don't know.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was just a contextualized it's to some barstool bros.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: That's like, I'm a North American, you know.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: If he said probably it was just expecting Jerry to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: be like, so you're like a.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Cherokee, what are you up in Wyoming?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: I got confused about. When I was coming up, I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: was taught that Australia was both its own country and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: its own continent and it is. Have we changed that
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: classification since that would?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't have anything. I didn't change it did.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: No. I was always under the impression.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: It was the same or New Zealand's part.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: I always like Australasia, and I don't know where all
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: countries are starting to listen. I didn't change that. That
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: wasn't me either, Okay, I don't know why they, but
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: everyone seems to want to claim some piece of Asia,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: and that makes me worried because it's like, wow, China's
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: got everybody unnoticed exactly.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's they're trying to, like geopolitically, be like, oh no,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: we've always been friends with.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can enter a different sport line. Would you
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: want to come here from you know, China?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: How long of a flight is it from New zeal
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: Or from Australia to China.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: From I know that from New Zealand to Japan is
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: eleven hours?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Really mm hmm.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: I looked that's brute because you would think it would
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: be what three Yeah? Yeah, and then I guess I'll
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: just wrap up the trip head over to China for
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: a couple of days.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: I thought I would stop at Hawaii on the way
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: to It's like, it does not work like that. It's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: actually way farther if you go that way instead of
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: going over the top, like ten hours to Hawaii and
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: then ten more hours of Japan. I thought they were
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: It makes you wonder if America is the best place
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: to live for travel like countries?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: That's a good question.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: We can go to Europe.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: I think the answers definitively no, No.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, why, like, what's what it wouldn't give me.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Your Well, ask yourself, where do you removing America from
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: the equation, if you wanted to travel to different countries,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: what are the countries that you would want to go
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: to Europe? Well, there you.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Go, but but you probably wouldn't want to go to
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: those countries. But it wouldn't be the same if you
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: lived in Europe.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: I don't agree with that. I think I think if
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: you lived in France or Spain, like those people go
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: on vacation to you know, Iza and fucking the South,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: but they can also go up to Scandinavia to get
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: a different slice of life. And then if they want
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: to jump to like Turkey and fucking that area is
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: not that bad.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: That just sounds like America.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: I think sneakily that the best place that you're flying
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: from is Israel. That's like right, that's right in the middle.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: You can go over to Africa, you could go to Asia,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: very East Asia is like so accessible if you're coming
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: from Israel, or you could go to Europe right there
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: pretty simply. Yeah, but that's definitely what they were fighting over.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: So many of those flights.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so many of those flights are what.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: The fights always get canceled from Israel because the fucking
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: runways and fucking shambles.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Not in Israel, they got the Iron Dome.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: That that you know, you get. They'll still let a
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: couple through. They're like Doctor Manhattan.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Or like Dubai or something like that. But that's too
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: like how.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Do you think they tested the iron Dome when they
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: make like do you think they put it up? And
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: they're like, fucking hope it works.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: It's like the cops who put on bulletproof vests and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: like shoot.
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  Speaker 4: Me, yeah, yeah, and then they die.
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  Speaker 5: I think it is. I think it is Europe.
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  Speaker 4: Though it's the premiere destination. There's the not even destination,
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  Speaker 4: it's the premiere location location. Wow.
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  Speaker 5: I have a friend who he does a lot of
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  Speaker 5: business in Hong Kong and he goes there like once
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  Speaker 5: every two months for like two weeks, and he was like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: I can't live in America anymore with how much I
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  Speaker 5: have to go to Hong Kong. And they moved to
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  Speaker 5: Switzerland and so now SWI you'd be like, well, okay,
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  Speaker 5: but that's the flight is cut in half. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and then he can.
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  Speaker 1: Is that much closer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. The flight to Hong Kong's what fourteen hours or
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  Speaker 5: some shit from here? From here, I.
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  Speaker 1: Thought it was seven hours.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was like a day.
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  Speaker 5: From here, it's probably like thirteen fourteen or whatever. And
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  Speaker 5: then from Switzerland it's probably seven. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Seven's light too.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Seven is California.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: In Europe, you are making a trip to the far
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  Speaker 5: flung places you would want or need to go, the
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  Speaker 5: equivalent to what it is for us to go to Europe.
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  Speaker 5: And to that point, I would even argue that in
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  Speaker 5: America there are completely different place like living on the
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  Speaker 5: West Coast in America, getting to Europe is a nightmare.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big time.
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  Speaker 5: It's like that.
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  Speaker 4: That's like a ten hour flight plus worse eighteen.
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  Speaker 5: And a lot of the flights you got it. Well,
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  Speaker 5: it's not that bad.
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  Speaker 1: I okay, four hours?
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  Speaker 5: How much fuel do you think these planes can fucking hold?
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  Speaker 4: A lot? I would I would kill to be on
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  Speaker 4: a flight that gets that gets refueled while we're in
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  Speaker 4: the air. You ever see that ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the penis, the threading of the needle, the
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  Speaker 1: oil penis.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that just military space though?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what would be cool if I did it to
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  Speaker 4: like a Boeing. You don't know, spore now, I don't
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  Speaker 4: your airbus man, that's why a bowe would need it though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Airbus would never need it.
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  Speaker 1: Bone's running out of gas.
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  Speaker 5: I do think that I do think that it is Europe.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 5: Although it's a good take. I like that take. It's
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  Speaker 5: definitely not let's put it this way. It's definitely not
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  Speaker 5: South America. Yeah, you have to live somewhat close to
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  Speaker 5: the equator to the middle.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I agree. I think it's definitely Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Iceland is not a bad thought because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people go from the top.
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  Speaker 5: You're like four hours to the east coast of America
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  Speaker 5: or whatever, and you're maybe five and then you're, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: a couple hours to Europe.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we all go out to Iceland, just as guys.
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  Speaker 4: I would definitely go to Iceland.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to go there again. I'm done with Iceland.
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  Speaker 4: I'm dying to get back to Iceland, get another chance,
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  Speaker 4: get another cast in the fish, just show them what
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  Speaker 4: I've learned the same time.
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  Speaker 5: Away.
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  Speaker 4: All right, We're good, yeah, awesome, Thank you guys for listening.
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  Speaker 4: We will be back on Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Now eat this fucking tmali.
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  Speaker 4: I have shows in Chicago and Baltimore coming up in November.
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  Speaker 5: When you inevitably realize that Harry's website is down, it's not.
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  Speaker 5: I will be at in Austin at Cap City November twenty,
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  Speaker 5: first weekend. Tickets at Francislas dot.
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  Speaker 1: Com November twenty, what twenty first.
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  Speaker 5: November twenty first weekend, Yeah, nice. And then I've got Boston, uh,
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  Speaker 5: December fourth of the sixth. Those the last shows of
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  Speaker 5: the year. That's flying, So get tickets if you want
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  Speaker 5: to come to that.
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  Speaker 1: Those are going to be sick and Austin.
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  Speaker 5: Austin will be fine.
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  Speaker 1: Goddamn.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe we ripped down there for a little boy dad
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  Speaker 5: excursive weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that would be so fucking nice. I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: to one of your comedy shows.
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  Speaker 5: Order and try to.
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  Speaker 12: All right, all right, we'll see you guys next week.
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