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18 Years of The Whitfield Report! · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human protest.
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  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
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  understanding. What a laughing stock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realising that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  And folks, we've been giving offence for 18 years now.
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  Well, at least I have here on the Whitfield report.
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  Welcome to the program everyone. Great to be here.
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  Good evening, Mr. Max and Morpheus.
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  How are you gentlemen doing tonight?
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  I'm great to be on a podcast that is barely legal.
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  Well, that you know that's true. This podcast gets ID at the door
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  on account of how young it looks.
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  This podcast has to get XS put on its wrists at the bar.
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  Well, this podcast can't even go to bars yet.
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  Yes it can, but you got to put the X that's it's a 18 to 21
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  year old joke, but Sam's not a big bar club guy.
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  They put an X on their wrist so they know that they can't get
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  served alcohol. Yeah, yeah, that, that so.
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  What else? This podcast is about to get
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  drafted and go fight in Iran. Hope.
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  Well, hopefully not. Now, I've been saying Iraq for
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  the last 20 years, but it's 2026.
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  In fact, I've been saying Iraq so long is lonely, slightly
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  longer than your podcast has been going on for.
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  So that's crazy. That that is, that is kind of
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  crazy. Podcast is still not as old as
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  the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. Yeah, that that's kind of
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  sobering once you think about it, but in way I am.
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  Enough dad jokes about your podcast, Sage.
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  Let's go. No, I mean, more dad jokes will
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  come, I'm sure. But overall, I'm very happy to
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  be here. And also kind of it's kind of
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  bittersweet too, as I, you know, a lot has happened in the last
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  18 years. When I when I started, George W
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  Bush was still president, which is weird to think of now because
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  like the younger generation, they they see George Bush and
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  they just, they don't, they don't know the context, so they
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  just see memes of. They don't understand the
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  truthiness. Now watch this drive Max.
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  Mission accomplished, Sam. Well.
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  This podcast actually has accomplished its mission.
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  Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.
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  You can't fool a fooler. And we won't get fool of the
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  GAD. Goddamn right shout.
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  Out to Howard Dean for being the best bushier meme of all because
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  he just screamed one time and it ruined his presidential
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  campaign. Imagine that you just shout one
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  time, you're so excited and it ruined your whole life.
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  I used to. I used to have the deed scream
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  on a soundboard that's. Right.
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  Why am I that's? Right, we're old and we're
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  making Howard Dean jokes in 2026.
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  And you, you whippersnappers, better enjoy it.
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  This long time at band camp. Also.
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  Go look it up because the guy goes yeah.
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  Also also, John Kerry was like, not a good candidate, but like,
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  let's face it, that was the last election where we actually had
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  like a substantive debate on the actual issues.
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  It wasn't like a giant popularity contest, although you
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  know, you could make the case that that's always what election
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  have been, but still it's. Kind of called democratic
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  process. Yeah, That's why we're a
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  Democratic Republic. Also, John Kerry has a giant
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  forehead. I mean, yeah, also, that's
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  because, like, he was the last lizard man candidate for
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  president that I'm aware of. Now you might think Hillary
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  Clinton, duh, but actually Hillary is not of the lizard
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  people. She's of the snake people.
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  I can see that, yeah. So also we also kind of in
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  regards to when I started the podcast, I, I had to go through
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  Obama's entire administration. Oh God.
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  Which which was which was fun to be kind of like the, you know,
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  the rabble rouser was when. It wasn't fun to be trying to
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  start a family, Sam. Oof.
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  Obama No. Yeah.
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  That one's going to get a pass from me, dawg.
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  Yeah, well, you know, I mean, there are a lot of things I
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  think would have been better had Obama not been president.
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  But that's for another rant, meeting people like Jason Beeley
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  and honestly, Charlie Kirk, which is, you know, like I said,
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  pretty sweet to say. I mean, that was cool
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  interviewing Ben Shapiro when I was when I was just 17.
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  And yes, he and yes, he was, he was, he was just as obnoxious
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  then. Just a little Sammy, not able to
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  deal with all the fucking truth and rationality and all that
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  crap coming at him so fast. I well, I no it was.
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  Actually a great interview. I'm busting your balls.
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  I mean, I could deal with it. It was just the bench.
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  It was awesome. We.
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  Should get him on the show today because I have a feeling that we
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  have very different opinions on a lot of things about foreign
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  policy, let's say. Yes.
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  I'd love to see you and him argue.
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  Yes, I'd be. I'd be a fan of that.
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  Also also, Ben has been. Ben used to be my favorite
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  Jewish conservative, but he's been.
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  But he's been replaced by Embarrass.
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  Me. By by doctor fragment man felt
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  felt of the fake Untied podcast. Welcome, Sir.
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  Thank you for having me. I'm here to crash your party.
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  Yeah. Do you have any dad jokes about
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  his podcast being 18? Because I have tons but you
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  know, seems. To well, I suppose you can vote
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  legally now, which didn't stop you before.
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  You do this all night, Sam. Yeah.
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  We, we, we can't. We can't.
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  We can. It's tough.
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  So which path are you going? Are you going to smoke or are
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  you going to join the army, which is also smoking?
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  Well, I, I did that one, but I, I, I said Iraq and I was like,
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  Oh, I've been saying this about just slightly longer than your,
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  that we've been in an Iraq war. Hold on slightly longer than
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  this podcast has been. Going You're telling me this
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  podcast could go and die for Israel now?
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  Absolutely not only yes, you're so proudly because we proudly
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  support Zionism, apparently. I'm not really sure what that
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  means, but apparently we keep I keep getting told.
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  I think it means our allies at this point.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I, I also.
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  Do we want? I haven't even really do this
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  person. That's the fun part.
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  I haven't given an opinion on Iran for the most part and I got
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  called a Zionist for it so like. Whereas I've been very
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  opinionated and these motherfuckers can't seem to read
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  my bio. Re reading BIOS, who would have?
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  I made fun of the Ayatollah, but I don't actually think that's a
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  political stance, or at least it didn't used to be.
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  We all used to make fun of that guy.
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  And then he got killed. Ayatollah Assahola.
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  Yeah, Ayatollah Assahola is like the 90s boomer meme du jour.
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  I, I, I got to say, I do feel bad for the guy because he spent
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  47 years preparing for that moment.
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  Died day one. I I called him the. 1st 12
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  hours. I called him the Gayatola last
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  week. Well, everyone knows he's gay.
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  No, that's the new one. Well, yeah.
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  But so is the old one. But we had, like, news stories
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  talking about it for once, and that felt that tickled our
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  fancy. Yeah.
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  It's funny because, you know, more people had reported on
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  Chris Cantwell being gay prior. Well, now everybody's talking
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  about the Ayatollah being gay. And I think that's a good thing
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  because, like, it's funny. You see, Islam has rules about
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  being gay the same way that Catholics have rules about
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  virginity. If you take it in the ass,
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  you're not actually having sex, I guess.
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  Whereas if you fuck a goat, somehow that counts as a woman.
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  I'm not sure if that one translates though.
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  And see, it's stuff like that that you'll find here.
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  Sam, I got the the gift for your show's birthday.
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  Maxine worked very hard on the video, worked very hard on this
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  song. And I think that's a great place
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  to play it. Well.
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  To offend media. You know, it's, you know, it's
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  funny. It's funny that you say that,
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  Max, because I've been accused by a lot of people of selling
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  out and I have to say, Max, that we have not sold out, we have
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  bought in. There you go.
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  You know, are you really selling out if you started off sold?
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  So this was made specifically for you, Sam.
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  I hope you enjoy. OK, I'm going to shut up.
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  I've not I've not seen this either.
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  So this is the. This is the first time viewing
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  this. World premiere.
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  While it's muted, no, I love you.
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  Great starting. Let's go.
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  Our two media fuck your filter we don't need it Max sand on the
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  track stack faxed and bleed it. Sandwich filled with a rant
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  every hater don't eat it. Max and sand in the booth saying
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  run it let's beat it right too off and type shit.
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  Middle finger to your feet. Triple time talk wrong words
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  high speed. We don't bow, don't beg.
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  Sam drop stats, Max slam that maxi snap, bat every
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  motherfucking segment like a verbal smack.
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  Put your pearls in the box, have a panic attack while we laugh on
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  there saying play that back. Damn.
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  Bravo, Maxine. I dig it.
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  Thank. Thank you guys.
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  I had fun making it. Yeah, I can tell a lot.
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  Of work involved. And of course people you know
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  will say what they say. Of course the animations are not
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  AII know. People keep saying that she
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  works really hard on those. Well, people, people say things
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  are AI. People say everything is AI now.
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  Yeah. Which maybe I.
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  Get really good at it. Well, she is.
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  Of course, I cannot believe you left out the Muslims.
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  How dare you? Well that's why I thought it was
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  a good Segway because at least to be segwayed in from Muslims
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  fuck goats into the thong. See, I mean, if any Muslim was
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  going to be attracted to a goat, they would be attracted to this
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  one, would they not? Very true.
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  Yep. And also.
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  For the Max scenes in the back, I'm saying your video was good.
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  And also, ladies and gentlemen, I have, well, I have a new book
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  out and actually it's been 2 weeks since American Inferno
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  mention he even pointed to his like the stuff that's in the
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  book is happening with real time right now.
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  Yeah, you know. Yeah.
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  Absolutely. Yeah, which is kind of why I put
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  out American Inferno when I did. Now I I was a few months shy of
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  of Hassan winding up in Cuba. But you know, I suppose I could
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  write the ends in the next book some some how.
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  Would you want to curse some some poor pathetic place with
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  that degree of starvation? No, what you got to do, Craig,
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  you listen, you don't understand.
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  For communism, what we all got to do is we got to go to Havana
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  and watch the poor people while we party in the fucking Havana
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  Hilton. I I don't know if you guys
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  understand. He went there and ate 9 out of
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  every 10 meals in Havana and doubled his body mass while he
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  sat there in the light so he could see his fork and his plate
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  to get the food to his face. Watching across the street as
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  the four children died with their ventilators off in the
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  darkness. Yeah, this is called communism
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  done right you go. Yeah, eat with your fat cat
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  friends at the nicest place in town, hand out a couple of
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  fucking shekels to the poor and watch the chaos unfold.
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  Did you enjoy, just enjoy dunking on the poor people?
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  Why did they do this? I don't understand.
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  Did you see the quote brick of cash he brought with him that he
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  quote peppered people with? No.
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  He had a fuck ton of singles like he was a 60 year old going
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  to a strip bar. That's retarded.
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  I. Had a fucking stack of singles
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  the size of my fist. Wait, so you.
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  Mean small hands. Wait, wait, so you mean he, he,
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  So you mean he he did the move that the Joker did at the Batman
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  group, where he was just throwing out piles of money?
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  Yeah. That's why I said shekels.
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  Singles. Because it's singles, it might
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  as well be a shekel. It might as well be a penny, for
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  fuck's sake. Yeah, he.
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  Threw singles at the people there like they were strippers.
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  Yeah, oh, that's for me, poor people, while I go to the Havana
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  Hilton and stuff. By Communist Gullet, who is
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  their PR agent? Sam.
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  Didn't even have the decency to hand it to him.
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  He quote pelted or quote peppered him with it.
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  I mean, I mean, their PR agency is The Young Turks and well, we
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  know. You know, at least they're loud.
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  That's the only thing that got going for them.
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  But at least they are loud. Right to offend.
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  Media might make jokes about Muslims fucking goats, but we're
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  not going to send rich people to Cuba to dunk on the poor.
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  I promise. You have my solemn oath.
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  No, if we go down there, we're bringing mattresses so they can
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  swim their way to Florida. Get the fuck out of there.
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  Yeah. Well, I'd love to go to Cuba
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  once it's, you know, fixed and made to not make a statement.
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  People there are free. We need to make an estate.
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  I mean, let them. Let them buy their way in with
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  the beachfront property and just say look.
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  Please, all of these. Could be American.
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  You don't even have to like, say you get to like buy a parcel of
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  it. Just like all of this.
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  You could call this part of America.
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  If things that's why they have to the fucking dethrone Batista
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  in the 1st place right? Well, like it's because they
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  were a frail. Island.
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  He was eventually going to become part of America,
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  obviously. And imagine if you would out
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  there, just imagine Cuba that never had a Castro.
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  Wouldn't that be great? Oh my God, the.
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  Entire island of Miami beachfront property and.
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  He owned it. Beautiful place, all of.
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  Natural resources and very resourceful people, by the way.
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  They have to be. They live under a communist
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  dictatorship. Yeah.
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  Speaking like given, you know, having people own the, the means
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  of production and so on. And one of the things that they
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  should do to go is go down there and, and capitalize on that, if
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  you will, and let the people, basically just the people
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  already there, give them property on the island.
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  Just outright say stake your claim, guys, you know, come
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  here, show up first, come first serve.
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  You show up in line and you get your family this, you know, such
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  and such specifications. Here's your property.
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  You can either keep it and work on it and give you like a, you
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  know, you're fucking poor right now.
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  Stipend for a year or two and make it into something useful.
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  Or you can sell it and have like, I don't know, a right of
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  return of some variety. You know you can.
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  Or you can find lease it for say a decade and if they build a
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  hotel on it you can then sell it back to the people who built it.
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  There you go. Because they would do it.
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  They would take that deal. I'm not talking about the people
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  in Cuba with the people who are looking to build hotels there.
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  They take that deal. They'd lease the land and then
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  they buy it back home. Even even under communism, the
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  people that live in Cuba understand that tourism is their
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  major thing. And that's exactly why you might
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  see those poor people welcome a son with open arms, but that
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  doesn't mean they welcome him as a savior.
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  That means they welcome him as a guy that might throw a couple
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  dollar bills at them. Well, they've.
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  Got they've got dirt cheap poor people hotels down there that
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  you can stay in as an American. You don't have to stay in the
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  Five star hotel also that was on the prescribed list, as in he's
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  not allowed to stay there because it's affiliated with the
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  government. And ignoring the tourism aspect,
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  strategically, Cuba's located in a wonderfully convenient place
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  for, oh hell yeah, well, whoever controls Cuba.
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  Very much so. And they had Venezuela, they
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  used Cuba to keep Venezuela. They had Cuba.
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  They're losing it the whole entire corridor from Florida to
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  Venezuela, ours as if there was a fucking doubt with SOCOM
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  involved. But like, we'll have the land
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  there too in Haiti and Haiti and Dr. Like that's a, that's a
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  whole different, whole different ball game.
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  Yeah. We're going to be looking at to
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  deal with people named BBQ who eat people.
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  Well, I'm not really, I'm not really sure we would want Haiti.
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  Like I said, BBQ. Yeah.
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  We start with Cuba. I think everybody agrees that it
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  would be better. Look, look, unless I don't know
• 26:28
  if somebody wants to argue with me that the Cuban people are
• 26:31
  better off right now than they would be under a non Castro
• 26:35
  based communist regime. I think that it was.
• 26:39
  It's mutually beneficial for everybody except the Castro
• 26:42
  regime. And that's the problem with
• 26:44
  dictatorships. Yeah.
• 26:46
  I like this notion from from Hassan that somehow US
• 26:52
  sanctioning other countries who deal with Cuba and imposing
• 26:58
  tariffs on those who want to do trade with Cuba somehow is like
• 27:03
  like if they call it a blockade, why is Cuba incapable of
• 27:08
  producing any of the things that are needed for the Cuban people?
• 27:13
  Right. What the what the fuck is not
• 27:16
  big enough there? You know the, the fine, you
• 27:20
  know, say oil is an issue. OK, well, where the fuck's the
• 27:23
  solar they've had all this time that where's the nuclear plant?
• 27:27
  How about wind? Hell, put bicycles out with
• 27:31
  wires on them and let the people fucking ride them.
• 27:33
  They got to do something. Yeah, but they spend so much
• 27:36
  money suppressing the people. This is the fucking dictatorship
• 27:41
  problem one O 1. They spend all their.
• 27:44
  Time and money enriching themselves primarily, especially
• 27:47
  the castors. And I don't feel like that's
• 27:49
  like something I have to couch and be like a legend.
• 27:51
  No, the Castro's made themselves wealthy as fuck while they drain
• 27:56
  the island of resources and ask any single Cuban in fucking
• 28:00
  Florida if I'm right about that or not.
• 28:02
  There's a reason the Castros are all fat and the rest of the
• 28:05
  island is skinny. Yeah.
• 28:08
  So yeah, I side with, I believe I side with the, the, the people
• 28:12
  of Cuba, whatever they think might be the future of Cuba,
• 28:15
  probably would prefer it without the Castro regime anymore.
• 28:19
  Yeah. But they're not exactly in a
• 28:22
  position to fight back. Well, it's funny the it's funny
• 28:25
  that you I I, I mean, you're, you're right, Max, but it's also
• 28:31
  it's hilarious when like lefties come down here to Florida and
• 28:35
  try and spread their bullshit here because the number one
• 28:40
  group that usually. Cubanos.
• 28:41
  That's retarded. Yeah, the number one group.
• 28:44
  The number one group that usually like, you know, tells
• 28:47
  them to get the fuck out and Craig can probably, you know,
• 28:50
  back me up on this always that I've seen are Cubans.
• 28:54
  Hold on, has Hassan come back yet?
• 28:56
  Because he probably has to go through.
• 28:58
  Oh yeah, I was going to say yeah, they lay out.
• 29:00
  Of food on the island. They kicked him right out.
• 29:03
  Oh yeah, I was just going to point out that he has to go
• 29:06
  through Florida at some point, and I would.
• 29:09
  Imagine there's some via the flotilla.
• 29:12
  They had the kids. That's.
• 29:13
  It's for what I'm. I'm sorry.
• 29:15
  Go ahead. Anyway, you were you were
• 29:22
  saying, Craig? Their their, their airborne
• 29:26
  flotilla flew in through Mexico. So my guess is that they're
• 29:32
  going to be going right back through Mexico to get back into
• 29:34
  the USI don't think they're going to be going through
• 29:38
  Florida, which frankly, thank God.
• 29:41
  Probably. Probably.
• 29:42
  Communist out. Probably a good idea for them.
• 29:49
  I, I would imagine that. Well, I mean, people are also
• 29:54
  saying that like Hassan should get like arrested or something.
• 29:58
  Nothing's nothing's going to happen to him.
• 30:00
  It's a civil offense. You could have heard the dull
• 30:03
  hum. Right.
• 30:05
  OK, so we are. We are back then, I guess.
• 30:12
  Yeah. So apparently Rumble.
• 30:16
  Hey, it's us. Or at least, or at least it.
• 30:26
  Would probably cause of all the epithets you threw out before
• 30:30
  the. Who knows, but we're back.
• 30:37
  Yeah, I, I mean, honestly, this whole thing with like the the
• 30:44
  Charlie Kirk assassination has just become like giant like
• 30:48
  podcast political blood sports again and it's gotten
• 30:52
  ridiculous. Yeah, I hadn't actually noticed
• 30:56
  that till this clip. It really jumped out at me.
• 31:00
  I guess I kind of reacted to it a bit there, but I I found their
• 31:05
  reaction to be just almost comical in how absurd it was.
• 31:09
  Well. I mean I get the Candace Owens
• 31:12
  is absurd. Nobody has gotten more shit for
• 31:15
  calling Candace Owens bad things than us at this point.
• 31:20
  Yeah. I mean, well, I mean it's it's.
• 31:22
  We did ask how many Dicks she sucked in a clip.
• 31:27
  We still haven't gotten an answer.
• 31:28
  Sam. We, yeah, we still haven't
• 31:31
  gotten, we still haven't gotten an answer on that.
• 31:33
  That's why we have defense. To call her as a witness, and
• 31:36
  then we got to get the prosecutor to ask that question.
• 31:41
  Yeah. Underoath misses Owens.
• 31:45
  How many decks have you sucked? I mean, I think, I think that's
• 31:50
  a fair question. People honestly the truth, they
• 31:56
  do. But can we handle the truth?
• 32:01
  Well, we already know it's going to be high, so unless it's like
• 32:04
  an Infinity number or like one of those nerd mathematical
• 32:09
  equation type numbers, I think we'll be OK.
• 32:13
  In, in, In all seriousness, the one question that I would want
• 32:17
  to ask her is did you have like feelings for Charlie Kirk?
• 32:25
  You have to ask. I mean I don't.
• 32:31
  I mean that bitch. He's sweating the ghost to
• 32:34
  Charlie right now. I mean we, I mean.
• 32:37
  Crazy. Sam, I mean, we, we, we know the
• 32:40
  answer, but I don't like, I'd like her to testify and her
• 32:43
  oath, but. Sometimes a guy like myself just
• 32:45
  has to say it out loud, like obviously this bitch is in love
• 32:50
  with him from way back in the day.
• 32:53
  Well, yeah, because I, I would, I would say that like basically
• 32:57
  like from a legal standpoint, I would say that that taints her
• 33:01
  whole thing because she's not, because basically her whole
• 33:05
  thing was going after Erica, as I've said from the beginning,
• 33:08
  is, you know, she's a jealous, scorned high school girl
• 33:14
  basically. Yeah, yeah.
• 33:18
  Right, I I don't. And and she's not capable of
• 33:21
  understanding the seriousness of the situation where I don't boy
• 33:25
  didn't move to another school. Right, yeah, boy, boy didn't how
• 33:34
  are. Grown people giving like this
• 33:37
  person enough attention that they make a living off of saying
• 33:40
  schizophrenic shit on the Internet.
• 33:42
  And how can I do that Sam? I would say schizophrenic shit
• 33:47
  all day. If we sell out, Max.
• 33:51
  Fuck. Oh, it's a fucking catch.
• 33:55
  Yeah, well that, well, that's the thing.
• 33:57
  And if we get some like, you know.
• 33:59
  That's the problem. Next we won't sell out, so we
• 34:01
  can't. We can't get paid for it.
• 34:03
  Well, we yeah, well, and more specifically more we won't sell
• 34:06
  to entities are probably owned by foreign governments.
• 34:12
  This is. You know what we got to do?
• 34:16
  We got to get beer like microbreweries and and like pot
• 34:24
  shops to sponsor the show Sam that is the future and gambling.
• 34:31
  They're all domestic entities that way.
• 34:34
  See and we and and and titty bars.
• 34:38
  I would actually totally be in favor of getting like a
• 34:41
  microbrew sponsor. I'm not even, I'm not even
• 34:44
  joking. Like I would be fined for doing
• 34:49
  a commercial for titty bars. Your wife, not my.
• 34:54
  Titty bar. Your wife might not approve
• 34:59
  that. I Morpheus and I could handle
• 35:02
  that though. Well, I don't need to go
• 35:06
  anywhere near it. To write a Jingle and put
• 35:09
  together a little commercial advertising it, you guys would
• 35:13
  have to go to the titty bar. Mission accepted.
• 35:20
  Mission terribly. Mission terribly accepted.
• 35:25
  Oh, you're not? I got it.
• 35:26
  Now I know I'm getting hit. You're not supposed to call it a
• 35:29
  titty bar anymore, huh? I'm sorry.
• 35:31
  The Gentlemen's Entertainment Club with exotic dancers.
• 35:41
  Yeah, sure. Dancing Club.
• 35:45
  Is is that what they're calling it now?
• 35:48
  I think so. So.
• 35:52
  Toxic. Well.
• 35:58
  Next thing the problem with that is we're not always gentlemen
• 36:01
  while we're there. I know, I know what you're
• 36:05
  talking about. I always.
• 36:09
  He's talking about when they take you for one in private
• 36:12
  dances, Sam. Well, that's when I, that's when
• 36:15
  I'm always a, that's when I'm always a gentleman, like
• 36:18
  especially. I'm not surprised.
• 36:24
  Of of course, of course not. Unfortunately, my gentleman
• 36:30
  button is broken. Ladies.
• 36:33
  Ladies, you too can own a copy of American Inferno, which is
• 36:40
  way too accurate. Today's, you know, goings on.
• 36:46
  And in the next book, I'm probably going to mock all
• 36:51
  these, like, social media influencers who are like, you
• 36:59
  know. Oh my God.
• 37:00
  See, they've inspired it. Sam, I, I have an idea.
• 37:03
  You could you could work this in where all of their stupid
• 37:06
  podcast wars cover up for the actual fucking crime that has
• 37:11
  occurred. Because yes, is he being a bunch
• 37:14
  of petty, ignorant bitches on the Internet?
• 37:17
  On on, Ironically, Max, that is actually like my Seriously.
• 37:22
  I wonder where you would have gotten an idea like that from.
• 37:26
  Yeah, it's not like I've been frustrated by any of the goings
• 37:30
  ONS. Basically been the plot of our
• 37:32
  show for about 6 months. Yeah, well, what it took me
• 37:38
  like, it took me 6 months to write American.
• 37:40
  It took me 6 months to write American Inferno, which just
• 37:43
  come out and like, you know, people can go back and watch
• 37:48
  part, people can go back and watch Part 1.
• 37:52
  But Travis said Travis and other people have said like, it's it's
• 37:57
  my most compelling work and it's.
• 38:00
  Sam's best book. And it's not just him saying it.
• 38:04
  I'm saying it Travis. Dave is saying it, people saying
• 38:08
  it, Sam. Yeah.
• 38:09
  Well, like, well, like, honestly at this point, like I feel like
• 38:14
  I'm just writing what's going on in the world basically, and like
• 38:17
  just putting some like action sequences in there which, you
• 38:26
  know. And then see, you're going to
• 38:28
  add in the sponsored scene at the titty bar that's going to
• 38:32
  pay us to do the commercial. Well, obviously, obviously I've
• 38:35
  got. I've got to do that.
• 38:37
  Sorry, Gentlemen's Club. So, you know, yeah.
• 38:46
  And then we and then we can and then we can get like a cameo of
• 38:49
  more playing some video game that bit that is going to be
• 38:53
  sponsoring bits and bones of some kind.
• 38:57
  It's it's either going to be a Polish developer or somebody
• 39:02
  from the US. What is your thing?
• 39:06
  You you really you really like? There's Polish, developers
• 39:10
  don't. You want they make good games.
• 39:14
  They do so I I was going to make a Pollock joke but that might
• 39:22
  not be a be a good idea. You see chat, That's because Sam
• 39:30
  is a raging racist. He can't help himself make all
• 39:34
  these, like, ethnically insensitive jokes, especially
• 39:37
  about Pollocks. Well, you know, all of you know,
• 39:46
  all of you know, Mr. Mr. Paddy, Nick, it's the, yeah, I'm, I'm
• 39:54
  such a, I'm such a race that I'm like terribly bad at making the,
• 40:00
  the, the proper, you know, racist, racist jokes.
• 40:06
  No, but that's the thing. Especially if you if you're
• 40:10
  caught off guard and you stutter it out, it sounds even funnier,
• 40:16
  but you still win. Yeah, I didn't expect you to do
• 40:20
  that. I was like, oh shit, he's with
• 40:22
  Patty. Mick on me.
• 40:23
  Geez. Damn.
• 40:25
  I was just kidding around. Sam, why you got hurt?
• 40:31
  Well, you, well, you do look like the time he likes to eat a
• 40:34
  lot of potatoes back. I do Sam and I enjoyed a fuck
• 40:39
  ton of corned beef and cabbage. Thanks for asking.
• 40:43
  I I do too. Hash.
• 40:46
  Now you mean hash. Wow, hash is awesome.
• 40:50
  Because I had so much cabbage. See people be sleeping on us
• 40:54
  Irish people eating cabbage. Yeah, I hear all about fucking
• 40:58
  potatoes. Cabbage is dope.
• 41:01
  More You're missing out on the delicacy of of corned beef, you
• 41:07
  whop. I like corned beef and cabbage.
• 41:12
  OK. Yeah.
• 41:16
  Well, well, that's that's good. You know what's dope is when you
• 41:23
  combine Italian food and Irish food?
• 41:27
  You get this delicious thing called a Mashed potato pizza.
• 41:32
  Oh yeah. That one place I used to go over
• 41:35
  by the stadium that had like really out there pizza designs,
• 41:40
  they had fucking corned beef and cabbage pizza on Saint Patty's
• 41:44
  day one day. That was just delicious.
• 41:46
  They would just do any old crazy thing on pizza sometimes, but
• 41:51
  that was one of the best. It's the Mashed potato pizza.
• 41:54
  I once had a as long as. There's no fucking pineapple.
• 41:57
  I'm good. No, no, it's got bacon and a
• 42:01
  little dabs of sour cream in the little like they they do it all.
• 42:06
  It's like a fancy thing. Nice that that.
• 42:11
  Actually does sound good. Hell yeah, The corned beef and
• 42:16
  cabbage one was way better than I thought it would because they
• 42:20
  just the cabbage was like a little bit crispy.
• 42:24
  It was good. Anyway, Sam make fun of me for
• 42:32
  being Irish. I'm going to talk about corn
• 42:33
  beef. I'm going to talk about cabbage.
• 42:36
  Check out my song 40s and Blunts about Saint Ives beer.
• 42:39
  There we go. Got some songs about fighting
• 42:42
  people too. Yeah.
• 42:43
  You call me a stereotype all you want, Sam.
• 42:47
  It's true. Well, hey, stereotypes exist for
• 42:51
  a reason, so. I'm that guy.
• 42:57
  Speaking of, though, how is you've been like you've been
• 43:02
  I've been producing books, but you've also been like producing
• 43:04
  music videos and. Well, she makes all the videos,
• 43:09
  to be fair to her, and probably wouldn't even get much attention
• 43:13
  on the music if it weren't for them.
• 43:15
  So that's first and foremost. But yeah, we've been really
• 43:21
  digging into the new SUNO AI ecosystem.
• 43:25
  It's been pretty cool. Got an album that we're
• 43:30
  definitely going to publish to Spotify.
• 43:32
  The only question we've been grappling with is the idea is
• 43:36
  dirty duets, right? But it might end up having to be
• 43:39
  a double album because we have too many good dirty duets
• 43:42
  already for for one record. I've I've just been playing
• 43:48
  around with like the Suno free version and it does pretty good
• 43:52
  but well. Duets has been a trouble a lot
• 43:57
  of people seem to have with the software.
• 44:00
  Actually, they try and make duets or male and female mix.
• 44:05
  It's a little trickier than and you would might think too.
• 44:09
  That's why they're so good though is because I put a lot of
• 44:13
  effort into that. Also we're using like to be to
• 44:17
  be clear, it's like I said before to you on the pre show, I
• 44:22
  guess before we were on air, I said that if you use 1% AI, the
• 44:28
  anti AA people say everything you make is shit anyway.
• 44:31
  Yeah, I ignore those people entirely.
• 44:33
  Fine, I get it. You don't have to listen to it.
• 44:35
  I wouldn't want you to It's it would offend you.
• 44:39
  Anybody else? OK, I'm trying to just make what
• 44:43
  I think is really good music. So some of it is obviously, as
• 44:46
  you know, from the old sammich maker's playlist.
• 44:49
  And you can tell it's all shit that I've actually played on my
• 44:55
  old MIDI. And a lot of it is yes, as you
• 44:58
  might have noticed, using our real voices and even bits from
• 45:02
  the show. That was pretty fucking dope.
• 45:06
  Yeah, yeah. That's actually, that's actually
• 45:08
  funny to watch, like some of our old bits remixed.
• 45:13
  Yeah. And I'm gonna put it together
• 45:15
  and make commercials and stuff that we could stick in for our
• 45:20
  shows now, but. Well, hey.
• 45:23
  The the duet stuff that we've done is really like the
• 45:27
  culmination of making a bunch of songs and really harnessing the
• 45:31
  power of being able to make music the old fashioned way and
• 45:35
  also use the AI to its fullest. And so, yeah, I, I shared you
• 45:40
  guys the playlist because that's essentially going to be the
• 45:43
  album and you can listen to it yourself.
• 45:44
  You want to check out the album now go to Maxine Sands, SUNO
• 45:50
  Matt, Maxine sand and listen to the playlist The Dirty duet so
• 45:54
  you can check it out for free yourself right now.
• 45:57
  And those are almost that's I mean, that's the album.
• 46:02
  The only question is we have a bunch more we could add.
• 46:04
  Make it a double help. You know, I I have I've lyrics
• 46:08
  for like basically songs that I've read about like my my
• 46:13
  books. I've I've turned some of the
• 46:17
  outlines into song lyrics and that will be that would be
• 46:22
  interesting. Also, this is kind of breaking
• 46:27
  news but I guess Sora got shut down which is a bummer.
• 46:35
  I'm still not sure that the news is exactly as reported.
• 46:40
  I know that they're shutting down the V1.
• 46:45
  Yeah. In the in the stand alone app,
• 46:49
  well I'm. Well, I'm just, I'm just hoping
• 46:52
  that Emily Yuccas can still get access to something because I
• 46:57
  need me some more Wolf Stancil. Yeah, she likes Suno 2, that's
• 47:02
  why. Or what is it Sora 2?
• 47:04
  Sora, Yeah. Yeah, Sora, there's so many AIS
• 47:08
  with four letters now. She likes that model,
• 47:12
  particularly for the Will Stancil show.
• 47:14
  So I had seen that they were continuing with the two model
• 47:20
  and that's kind of where some people were upset because they
• 47:22
  liked the one model better. And but then I saw people say
• 47:27
  no, no, they're actually just going to get rid of it entirely,
• 47:30
  which to be honest, doesn't make sense from their perspective.
• 47:35
  No. That's what makes more sense,
• 47:39
  that they're shutting down the old model.
• 47:41
  You. Get a Fact Check on what's
• 47:44
  actually true about this, because I don't know.
• 47:47
  What? Let me let me look that up real
• 47:49
  quick actually. Because I definitely see people
• 47:53
  saying both things and I was just confused, so I just made
• 47:59
  more music. But yes, the thing that's really
• 48:05
  been popping it off, by the way, is Vaccine Works in What is it,
• 48:12
  Zapruder film? What?
• 48:15
  What's the thing? What?
• 48:18
  It got me. So confused the Zapruder you.
• 48:22
  Checking about the app that I. Use Yeah, the app that you use
• 48:24
  the Zapito. Zapito.
• 48:27
  Oh, I thought it was the guy that filmed the Kennedy
• 48:29
  assassination. Anyway, she uses Zapito and it
• 48:35
  like it's a app that animates dances, so it's kind of perfect
• 48:40
  for music to just throw that up there.
• 48:42
  And she's been making some really killer ones.
• 48:44
  And, and to be clear, folks, it's Zapito, not Zapito.
• 48:49
  Yeah, it's. ZETE.
• 48:53
  So yeah. Yeah, whatever.
• 48:58
  You can figure out the rest. It's not Zapruder.
• 49:01
  That's what I said. Well, and it's also not, it's
• 49:05
  also not the pedophile. No, it's ZAP Pito.
• 49:11
  So. Zapito, zapito.
• 49:18
  So, so weird. What else is in the news besides
• 49:24
  podcasters having crybaby fits? Do we got anything good?
• 49:28
  Maybe did something cool blow up again?
• 49:31
  Because those are my favorite weeks.
• 49:38
  All the anti war people are going to cry.
• 49:39
  Explosions are cool, deal with it.
• 49:45
  Explosions are cool. And and also on that note, like,
• 49:50
  I don't think all these doomers want to say that like the Iran
• 49:56
  war is going to like, you know, is going to be like the, the,
• 50:02
  the Bain and Trump's presidency. We still have boots on the
• 50:07
  ground. So I think we're I'm so
• 50:11
  optimistic that Trump can end this before it becomes serious.
• 50:21
  So. And if not, I say we got to
• 50:28
  draft the cripples, get them out there with a kitted out
• 50:33
  wheelchairs, we're gone. Only if we draft the old men
• 50:37
  too. Well, I was, you know, how you
• 50:39
  going to draft? Yeah, they actually, it's funny,
• 50:43
  they said if you're 42. More you're, more you're both.
• 50:47
  Fine, I know. Yeah, that's the problem.
• 50:51
  But if I know it's always backs. They literally just mentioned
• 50:54
  the cut off date and I'm already past it.
• 50:59
  So they extended it to 42 and then said how guys should 42
• 51:12
  should just go off and join for 18 months.
• 51:14
  It'll be cool. And I'm like oh and he said you
• 51:19
  could smoke. He said something like you could
• 51:21
  be 42 and smoke weed and you could come join.
• 51:24
  Bro. That was the word wherever I saw
• 51:26
  that guys, that was the worst army recruit sales pitch to a 42
• 51:31
  year old who smokes weed I've ever seen in my life.
• 51:34
  Bro you need he said you could smoke this.
• 51:36
  Ah, you just get a pest. You get to stop before you join.
• 51:39
  I'm like bro, a 42 year old who smokes weed is probably not an
• 51:44
  18 year old and you're talking to him like 1.
• 51:48
  So according to according to the New York Times, Sora is just
• 51:54
  shutting down entirely. But I'm seeing other articles
• 51:58
  that are saying it's just, it's just version 1 and I can I and I
• 52:03
  can still go to the SUNO to the store website and access
• 52:08
  everything so. Yeah, I don't know.
• 52:14
  I mean, I understand, Chet said. People want AI to do laundry and
• 52:22
  dishes, not art and writing. Well, and that's the thing, it's
• 52:26
  art and writing is pretty fucking bland.
• 52:28
  If you if you just have the bot create and you have no ability.
• 52:33
  Or so you see why. Like we're even getting noticed
• 52:37
  on the fucking AI music platform.
• 52:39
  Why is that? Won't?
• 52:40
  Because I'm putting in my own unique input into it, so it
• 52:45
  doesn't sound like other things to begin with.
• 52:47
  Right. And I'm you and I'm using AI to
• 52:51
  like redefine my writing and make it better and also design
• 52:57
  covers. But I think there's going to be
• 53:01
  a place for analog musicians forever.
• 53:04
  People want to play an instrument just to play one,
• 53:07
  aren't going to be deterred by that.
• 53:08
  And in fact, I'm actually mostly making connections with people
• 53:12
  that do make their own music as well, a lot of producers.
• 53:16
  Yeah. Singers and musicians of
• 53:20
  different varieties playing actual instruments, and they're
• 53:23
  trying to collab with other people using the platform.
• 53:26
  You know the one thing I'll say I really, really like about SUNO
• 53:29
  specifically, I'm not talking about AI art in general, but the
• 53:33
  platform. SUNO Yeah is it is the first
• 53:37
  time since I was young we're creating music felt
• 53:40
  collaborative and creative because it's been so lone wolfed
• 53:45
  out. Yeah, Yeah.
• 53:51
  Well. Generally when you're making
• 53:52
  music in the 20 twenties before AI, you're And if people think
• 53:59
  they haven't been using AI to make the music for fucking 15
• 54:02
  years, you're retarded by the way.
• 54:05
  I can. Hear it?
• 54:06
  I mean, it's just getting more advanced and also consumer
• 54:10
  grade. But if you've liked music for
• 54:13
  anything in the last 15 years has at least been touched by it,
• 54:18
  some version of it. But what what was a problem I
• 54:21
  felt is I was used to working with other artists sitting there
• 54:25
  in the same room in a studio, people could play instruments.
• 54:28
  You're trying to rig up how to record it best versus the modern
• 54:33
  day as you have. Ideally, you have the studio guy
• 54:37
  that runs his old studio. Maybe it's two guys like it with
• 54:40
  an engineer, and then they're going to have the singer come
• 54:43
  in, not touch anything, sing the written part, get the fuck out.
• 54:50
  Now we're going to have the fucking guitarist come in.
• 54:53
  He plays his clean guitar. We're going to put it all
• 54:55
  together in the mix. Don't worry about ever playing
• 54:58
  it together because you're never going to have to in your entire
• 55:01
  career. Well, now we don't need those
• 55:05
  musicians to sit in the studio either, because you can make
• 55:08
  something that sounds almost equally good in the click of a
• 55:11
  fucking button. But the stuff that you make
• 55:15
  through that click of the button improves ever more with direct
• 55:18
  input. And that's where I think Suno
• 55:21
  has an advantage because people like to put their music into it
• 55:24
  and and mix it together with other people.
• 55:27
  Yeah. Well, and that's, I mean, that's
• 55:30
  essentially what like, right, what what writers do with with
• 55:34
  ChatGPT, Although I will say, like Claude and even Grok has
• 55:39
  gotten better for some of for some of the stuff.
• 55:44
  I could see that, but it's especially noticeable with music
• 55:48
  when you're like literally remix this person's drum beats with
• 55:52
  this person's piano and everybody's encouraging each
• 55:55
  other to do that for a lot of cases, which is cool.
• 55:59
  The other thing I'll point out about the platform that I find
• 56:02
  very interesting Sam, is there's basically 2 demographics on
• 56:07
  SUNO. There's the under under 21,
• 56:12
  basically teenagers and over 40. And it coincidentally the line
• 56:18
  of that is most of the people producing music that the highest
• 56:23
  producers on the platform are the over 40 crowd and most of
• 56:27
  the consumers of music that are just there to listen to music
• 56:31
  are the younger crowd. That's funny.
• 56:36
  Mm hmm. And that, I mean, it's not
• 56:39
  surprising if you think about it.
• 56:41
  Not at all. It's basically millennials and
• 56:44
  Zoomers don't like the platform the most.
• 56:48
  Whereas like Gen. X and older, you know, musicians
• 56:51
  are like, cool, I could put my stuff into the robot.
• 56:55
  And young people are bombarded with so much AI shit that they
• 56:59
  fail to see a distinction between music that's AI and
• 57:02
  music that's human. And so they just want good
• 57:05
  music. And they can find it for free at
• 57:07
  the click of a button without a Spotify or an iTunes or any of
• 57:11
  that. Mark my words on that one.
• 57:16
  Yeah. The pseudo or other AI music
• 57:19
  platforms are probably going to have an impact on the music kids
• 57:22
  are listening to for the next 20 years.
• 57:25
  Oh, I, oh, I, I, I want, I want to doubt it.
• 57:27
  That's, well, that's why. I've added, we've added dirty
• 57:32
  duets to that mix, Sam, because I'm a horrible person.
• 57:39
  Well, Max, that's kind of why, like I know some, I know some
• 57:43
  authors don't don't like it, but that's why that's why I've been
• 57:46
  kind of, you know, very pro AI in the way I use it because I
• 57:51
  think it is going to affect multiple, you know, industries.
• 57:57
  Part of the reason why I use AI to design my covers is honestly
• 58:00
  because like a lot of the cover artists I like that I would like
• 58:05
  to do. My books are well, they're dead.
• 58:10
  They're like World War 2. They're World War Two
• 58:14
  generation, so they're not really around anymore.
• 58:21
  Yeah, I want to point out King, King Ravon and Chat said.
• 58:26
  Disney needing AI just makes Disney sound even worse than it
• 58:30
  already is. That's where I think that the
• 58:32
  the trick is actually. That's a great point.
• 58:35
  Whereas a guy like me using AII can make myself sound a little
• 58:39
  closer to the with the baseline of people think is normal, but
• 58:43
  the big corporals using it just end up making their shit
• 58:47
  shittier. Yep.
• 58:49
  It's a great equalizer in that way.
• 58:52
  Well, and to and to King Gran's point.
• 58:55
  Though the corporals don't have any creative bones in their
• 58:59
  body. To to to King Gran's point,
• 59:03
  though, I would argue that like that because I've been paying
• 59:08
  attention. Big Corbos have been using
• 59:11
  generative AI for years. We just haven't really been
• 59:15
  paying attention to it. But now the.
• 59:18
  I mentioned this with the music industry.
• 59:20
  I want to point out one way that people did notice it.
• 59:22
  It's called auto tune. What the fuck did you all think
• 59:25
  that was? Yep.
• 59:28
  It's a primitive form of music based AI that was popular in the
• 59:34
  2000s. Not the 20 tens, the two like
• 59:38
  2007 or 8. Akon blew up with them.
• 59:41
  Hits that were all auto tuned right.
• 59:43
  Well, also, like, what was it, you know, 10 years ago now, they
• 59:48
  did that Star Wars movie after, after Carrie Fisher passed and
• 59:53
  they used, you know, they used like a really bad AI to, you
• 59:58
  know, bring Princess Leia back. What what did you guys think of
• 1:00:02
  that? That that was.
• 1:00:05
  But I'm saying in the music industry, everybody knows an
• 1:00:09
  example of this that is at least 20 years old, right?
• 1:00:14
  Auto tune. Right, all I.
• 1:00:17
  So when anybody talks to me that all what you're doing isn't
• 1:00:20
  music production, well, you better have listening to you
• 1:00:24
  better be listening to music from the 70s exclusively then,
• 1:00:28
  because you're talking about all digital music to some degree.
• 1:00:32
  Now you could set like a loop and it's a level of fucking
• 1:00:36
  artificial intelligence already. This was a discussion had about
• 1:00:40
  digital music production in the 80s.
• 1:00:41
  And by the way, it was also a discussion had when they first
• 1:00:44
  started recording music in the early 1900s.
• 1:00:47
  People said you can't record music, it'll get rid of all the
• 1:00:50
  authenticity or make it all terrible and it all sound the
• 1:00:54
  same. And those people are all dead.
• 1:00:56
  And that music still bangs on vinyl.
• 1:01:01
  Yeah, yeah, I know. You're absolutely right about
• 1:01:05
  that. In in King of.
• 1:01:08
  Bluegrass, by the way, the the earliest recordings from America
• 1:01:12
  and they fucking slap. Oh yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Oh yeah, they're dope. Blue bluegrass and some jazz.
• 1:01:22
  Three of my favorite, Three of my favorite genres, actually,
• 1:01:30
  King Rana says. Fell asleep on the new Star Wars
• 1:01:34
  movies. Actually, that is a good, that
• 1:01:36
  is a good point. There are some like great Star
• 1:01:40
  Wars like fan films out there that are being made with AI that
• 1:01:47
  are like better than what Disney's put out.
• 1:01:50
  And that's going to be their problem.
• 1:01:51
  Like I'm saying, is average guy having the power in his hands to
• 1:01:55
  make something of at least similar quality to professional
• 1:02:00
  studio IT. That's why I'll tell you this
• 1:02:03
  Sam, I think the people putting out the most anti AI propaganda
• 1:02:08
  are those big corporations. Oh yeah, a hundred, 100% Max.
• 1:02:13
  Because it is the equalizer to the little.
• 1:02:16
  And the little guy can make slop now too, the same as you.
• 1:02:20
  You want to make a Minions movie?
• 1:02:21
  That's a bunch of slop. They can make a Minions fucking
• 1:02:24
  fanfic in about 15 seconds with a fucking machine, and they'll
• 1:02:29
  make it funnier than you. They'll make it more what a
• 1:02:32
  Minion fan wants to see than you, etcetera.
• 1:02:35
  But it but also like, let's, let's be real.
• 1:02:39
  We, we've joke, we've joked out like a Shadows of Deception
• 1:02:42
  movie, you know, like who would be cast?
• 1:02:45
  But if I could like, if I could input like, you know, a Shadows
• 1:02:50
  of Deception script into an AI movie, you know, and put effort
• 1:02:56
  into it, we could actually like produce something that would be
• 1:03:01
  like pretty good, I would imagine.
• 1:03:06
  Well, and The thing is, is what I'm finding with it is if you
• 1:03:10
  listen to my music as you guys have, you've watched the Sammich
• 1:03:15
  Makers a bunch, you'll notice that my DNA is all over 90 plus
• 1:03:19
  percent of it. And that's.
• 1:03:22
  Because when you start make, it's I am using AI to do the
• 1:03:28
  things I am not good at, right? That's what I'm supposed to do.
• 1:03:33
  Yeah. It's not surprising we'd come to
• 1:03:37
  that conclusion though, on account of you guys use
• 1:03:41
  technology to improve your lives already being crippled.
• 1:03:44
  And you see, I'm also crippled mentally.
• 1:03:47
  And so I've now realized to use technology to better myself,
• 1:03:51
  like a robot. That well, that's that's what
• 1:03:54
  I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:03:56
  Like I don't understand all this.
• 1:03:58
  Like, yeah, AI is bad. If you like just let it like run
• 1:04:02
  rampant and, you know, control things.
• 1:04:04
  But that's not what anybody here is, you know?
• 1:04:09
  In a lot of cases. Do it.
• 1:04:11
  If I play the music that I've made, some of the album level
• 1:04:15
  stuff that's done or the final cut, you know, masters, you
• 1:04:20
  wouldn't have 99% of people be able to tell if it's AI or not
• 1:04:25
  at all. Again, some of that's coming
• 1:04:29
  from Yes. It's my actual voice on quite a
• 1:04:31
  few of those fucking songs. Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Yes, it's it's by actual rhythms I play on my little keyboard I
• 1:04:39
  got over there. I've shown it before I got a
• 1:04:41
  guitar too but none of the guitar playing is me Sam because
• 1:04:44
  I suck at playing guitar to the point I play guitar to learn for
• 1:04:49
  fun. I am not stupid enough to try
• 1:04:52
  and record it because it's it sounds bad.
• 1:04:56
  That's why you, that's why you got the other cripple man to
• 1:04:59
  play for you. Love to.
• 1:05:06
  All that although your although your house has stairs so from
• 1:05:10
  what I understand. Right.
• 1:05:12
  Awesome. You got to go upstairs to get in
• 1:05:14
  my house. You guys are.
• 1:05:16
  My house is not wheelchair accessible at all.
• 1:05:21
  Well, more I guess you'll just be crawling then.
• 1:05:25
  And they're a stoop, Sam. It's like a big concrete steps
• 1:05:31
  front and back only. Way.
• 1:05:33
  I'll just play enough stoop. Well, if you sat next to stoop,
• 1:05:39
  there's like a window over there you could, like, lean in.
• 1:05:44
  Yeah. I I, I, I I.
• 1:05:46
  Could jump in a window, sure. But you know.
• 1:05:57
  Yeah. Also, this is the beauty of AI.
• 1:05:59
  Play it in the comfort of the place that you play it and then
• 1:06:03
  send it to me and mix it down that way.
• 1:06:07
  See so and that is something we didn't used to have.
• 1:06:11
  I had a bunch of people I knew talk about creating stuff, but
• 1:06:16
  when you don't have physical access, sometimes that becomes
• 1:06:20
  difficult. Yep.
• 1:06:23
  So yeah, I think it's cool. I'm going to keep doing it.
• 1:06:26
  We're finding like all of this discussion about it.
• 1:06:30
  One thing aside, we I haven't really mentioned because I feel
• 1:06:33
  like it's bragging, but we're doing really well on there
• 1:06:38
  mostly because of her videos are awesome.
• 1:06:41
  We're we're doing, yeah. I mean.
• 1:06:44
  Sometimes it's OK to brag. Yeah, you got you guys.
• 1:06:49
  You guys deserve, I mean we. Have.
• 1:06:51
  More lessons than people that are like way bigger than us.
• 1:06:55
  And we're getting followed by like, somewhat well known
• 1:07:00
  musicians, not AI musicians, like real musicians that you can
• 1:07:05
  find on Spotify, some of which actually knew beforehand, which
• 1:07:09
  was crazy really. Oh yeah, no, you're you're AI.
• 1:07:16
  And we're really blowing up specifically with fucking
• 1:07:18
  Jamaica, the Caribbean islands, West Africa.
• 1:07:24
  Shout out to Oh my God, shout out to the to the Wolf Dog crew
• 1:07:28
  in West Africa. Those guys are fucking dope.
• 1:07:32
  Based, Yeah, I mean, and I mean American Inferno is killing on
• 1:07:41
  on Amazon. Which is fucking awesome.
• 1:07:45
  So and please. Bring So we're just warming up
• 1:07:49
  and getting started. Yeah, please leave a leave a
• 1:07:53
  rating and review and review on Amazon.
• 1:07:56
  Also, I always think you're. And if you're a lovely lady,
• 1:08:01
  leave your same your phone number too.
• 1:08:04
  Well, leave that in. Leave that in my DMS.
• 1:08:07
  Don't don't be posting your your number in the Amazon review.
• 1:08:13
  I mean you could, but you might get some weirdo.
• 1:08:18
  I love when he walks my jokes back awkwardly.
• 1:08:21
  Calling you. Rather, he know, see people
• 1:08:25
  think that's fucking. He knows what he's doing.
• 1:08:28
  He knows you watch enough of this show.
• 1:08:30
  He'll walk right past all my punch lines, but when he spots a
• 1:08:34
  good one to walk back and just get me with, he grabs it.
• 1:08:39
  And that was a beautiful example right there.
• 1:08:41
  I love that. So.
• 1:08:46
  I've been watching enough to see you completely no sell my punch
• 1:08:50
  lines all the time to know you pick your spots too fucking
• 1:08:54
  good. Well, get better at this.
• 1:08:57
  Well, the the the only the only one who knew the only one who
• 1:09:01
  knows sells my jokes bet better than better than you and better
• 1:09:07
  than and better than me is Evan. I I joke with him sometime.
• 1:09:15
  He just he just knows. So sells me completely.
• 1:09:21
  Yeah, see, I try to register but not necessarily sell.
• 1:09:28
  So. You know the joke has landed.
• 1:09:31
  It has happened. But you know, I try not to give
• 1:09:34
  too much of A reaction because I'm like DM you.
• 1:09:37
  But then other times, yeah, I'm basically like, hold on, hold
• 1:09:40
  on. Sam just got me.
• 1:09:41
  That's this is one of those, isn't it?
• 1:09:45
  Yeah, usually. Usually is so.
• 1:09:50
  Usually, yeah, you're right. You you right though.
• 1:09:53
  No, no cell Max. No, no cell, Sam.
• 1:09:56
  Little bit of real quick, almost a note to anybody that follows
• 1:10:01
  and listens to cares. Yeah, Chris Cantwell got all his
• 1:10:05
  charges tossed. That totally doesn't sound like
• 1:10:07
  he's a fad. And you could totally should
• 1:10:10
  safely interact with this man, but he is no longer in prison.
• 1:10:16
  How? I I doubt it's anything to do
• 1:10:22
  with him being a fat asset Sam. Fad fad, fad fad.
• 1:10:27
  I mean. There's no evidence except that
• 1:10:30
  all his charges get dropped mysteriously.
• 1:10:33
  I mean, look. And that he also mysteriously
• 1:10:37
  can poof money out of his ass when he says he's homeless
• 1:10:41
  living. He did say he's homeless.
• 1:10:44
  I don't even know if I told you this living in a storage unit
• 1:10:48
  tonight. So salut Chris, have a wonderful
• 1:10:52
  storage evening. I mean hey man, everyone has to
• 1:10:58
  park their ass somewhere. Well bitching about it dude,
• 1:11:02
  storage units could be pretty baller if you had to see I I had
• 1:11:07
  a storage unit that's why I knew that would be a chill plan but I
• 1:11:11
  never lived in it on account I lived with my wife the whole
• 1:11:14
  time and it was just to store our crap.
• 1:11:16
  Well, yeah. If you're, you know, if you're a
• 1:11:20
  man, you're probably thinking I could trick that place out,
• 1:11:23
  though. Yeah, I could have.
• 1:11:24
  Yeah. Mini fridge.
• 1:11:27
  And you go out when you know there's nobody outside just so
• 1:11:33
  they don't know you're living in there.
• 1:11:37
  That's man shit. Yeah, totally.
• 1:11:40
  No see but he told the Internet this so I hope nobody tattles on
• 1:11:44
  him. Be a shame if he got evicted
• 1:11:46
  from a storage shed. That'd be hilarious.
• 1:11:52
  So yeah, I figured since I'd mentioned I'm going to talk
• 1:11:56
  about the Cantwell trial when it's over.
• 1:11:58
  Well, there's not going to be any trial because not guilty on
• 1:12:02
  all charges before a trial for no reason at all.
• 1:12:07
  Good day, Sir. That's not, yeah, that's not
• 1:12:12
  even remotely suspicious. Yeah, no.
• 1:12:16
  And and so, like, with no irony at all, do not interact with
• 1:12:20
  Christopher Cantwell at all under any circumstances.
• 1:12:26
  Because he's totally not a fed. Yeah, for your own safety,
• 1:12:30
  because he is a convicted felon, but also because he will get you
• 1:12:37
  in trouble. That's what he does.
• 1:12:40
  I was not intending and interacting with him anyway.
• 1:12:44
  I know, I just felt like it's important to say.
• 1:12:50
  There's a. Reason nobody reported on him
• 1:12:52
  getting arrested at all in the 1st place.
• 1:12:55
  Sam, there's a reason people don't want me to talk about it
• 1:12:59
  at all is because if you mention it at all, you have to mention
• 1:13:02
  the obvious fact that he smells a lot like a federal asset.
• 1:13:07
  So, so just like, so just like Nicholas J Flunders then, Yeah.
• 1:13:13
  And also feces, they smell the same, yes.
• 1:13:17
  Well, yeah, so does same with Tucker Carlson.
• 1:13:23
  He. I've not whipped them too hard
• 1:13:26
  lately, you know. Well, look, you know, he, he's
• 1:13:29
  also smelling like a a federal ass.
• 1:13:32
  He's, he's also crying. He's also crying about the about
• 1:13:37
  the FBI bugging, bugging in his phone.
• 1:13:41
  Yeah, Tucker, that's what happens when you interview open,
• 1:13:47
  you know, chi com assets on your show.
• 1:13:54
  Well, I say, I'm know a guy that asks important questions.
• 1:13:59
  Important questions like what did the pineapple taste like?
• 1:14:03
  Shut up, his name is Dave and Dave's got an album too.
• 1:14:11
  Come on, install outlets upside down.
• 1:14:16
  Come on, come on, Maxine, you know you love Dave.
• 1:14:21
  Oh no, we all love Dave, but the the songs are getting I have
• 1:14:26
  more that are not published of Dave that are going to kill you
• 1:14:30
  Sam. I have I'm old school that's
• 1:14:34
  coming soon. That's that's a metal banger.
• 1:14:40
  Although to be fair, the biggest hits now of the we've produced
• 1:14:44
  on the whole platform is 2 shunks that she wrote Mosh Pit
• 1:14:50
  Mayhem, which is basically about the concert we went to last
• 1:14:54
  summer, more or less. And what's the other one?
• 1:14:59
  Oh my. God.
• 1:15:04
  You forgot your own song. Well, it blew up real quick.
• 1:15:09
  That's about me. Hey, look, we're we're a bunch
• 1:15:14
  of nothing on my man. Top song.
• 1:15:20
  I mean, I mean, that's. My top song on mine is a Tina.
• 1:15:28
  Gina, of course. I mean bitch, show me that pussy
• 1:15:34
  was a pretty good one too. It was for the longest time
• 1:15:38
  Funkiest Killer in Town was my top until literally yesterday,
• 1:15:45
  but it was surpassed by a bunch of stuff on her end because she
• 1:15:51
  keeps putting out these awesome videos to go with them so they
• 1:15:54
  get a lot of attention. Now Max a Shadows of Deception
• 1:15:58
  soundtrack. I told you I was working on
• 1:16:03
  that. Epic all.
• 1:16:06
  Right, well, I got that theme song for you on.
• 1:16:10
  Fire, I know. About being on fire.
• 1:16:14
  I've even done a cool female cover of it.
• 1:16:18
  You know it's not, you know it's, you know.
• 1:16:22
  It's not AI though. It's the audio book edition of
• 1:16:25
  American Inferno, which is out as of yesterday.
• 1:16:29
  That's right, though, in the in the promo codes it came out came
• 1:16:37
  today. So you and you and Morpheus will
• 1:16:40
  be able to fall asleep to to Doug Green's.
• 1:16:45
  The dust and tones of Doug Green in his full on, it's such a like
• 1:16:51
  a modern noir voice he does. It's strange.
• 1:16:55
  It is he, he he really got the Yeah, he.
• 1:17:02
  I hear his voice now when I'm when I'm writing the books.
• 1:17:05
  That's a good sign, yeah. Yeah, shout out.
• 1:17:10
  I I don't know, I don't know if Doug watches the watches the
• 1:17:13
  show, but if you do, thank you for all your work, Sir.
• 1:17:17
  Really appreciate it. So.
• 1:17:23
  So yeah, let's see we, you know, 18 years of, of the show, we've
• 1:17:30
  got, you know, podcasters freaking out about podcaster
• 1:17:36
  stuff. Hassan fled to.
• 1:17:41
  Go dunk on the poor people of Cuba.
• 1:17:44
  To go dunk on the poor people of Cuba.
• 1:17:49
  People are once again complaining AI.
• 1:17:53
  Meanwhile, we're using it effectively to better ourselves.
• 1:17:58
  Yeah, better ourselves. Make color music.
• 1:18:01
  Write color books. And get laid, which is a problem
• 1:18:06
  a lot of these guys seem to have.
• 1:18:11
  Yeah. Well, well, I don't.
• 1:18:13
  Well, I don't need AI for that. Oh, me either.
• 1:18:19
  I'm just saying they don't be doing that.
• 1:18:21
  They got to get up their game. They could use it.
• 1:18:24
  They could use AI to get laid. But don't fuck AI.
• 1:18:31
  Well no, no you can't fuck the AI, but you could get the AI.
• 1:18:37
  We need a Max dating advice. AI is what it is.
• 1:18:40
  We make one of them agents. Yeah.
• 1:18:44
  Because I'll tell you what, Sam adapted from this show, of
• 1:18:47
  course, but yo bitch, is we fucking or what is absolutely
• 1:18:53
  one of our biggest hits. As it should be.
• 1:18:56
  I think it should be. I even have AI even have AII
• 1:19:03
  even have a a cameo in that song so.
• 1:19:12
  That's true. You have a cameo in a bunch of
• 1:19:14
  songs. Yeah.
• 1:19:16
  Have you seen Sam fights a gorilla at the zoo?
• 1:19:21
  Oh. Would you play that?
• 1:19:24
  We need oh. Man, I gotta, I'll send that to
• 1:19:27
  you. Yeah, Joe says.
• 1:19:31
  Isn't AI the mark of the beast in the In the End Times, No.
• 1:19:40
  I thought it. I mean, I haven't seen 666 on
• 1:19:48
  any of the AI models. So I think, I think we're OK.
• 1:19:55
  I I don't know, I think everybody freaks out about a lot
• 1:20:03
  of stuff We got Tay out there yo a check out home invade.
• 1:20:06
  Speaking of making cool shit home invaders on steam.
• 1:20:10
  He's been up in his game making even cooler character models,
• 1:20:15
  all kinds of stuff. He even put the patch notes in
• 1:20:17
  our discord Sam. So shout out to.
• 1:20:21
  Humongous games they got home. Invaders on Steam free demo.
• 1:20:25
  That is awesome. Yeah, I got yeah, go and check
• 1:20:29
  out his. Go check out his stuff.
• 1:20:33
  So, And also, if I didn't mention this before, I played
• 1:20:40
  Travis Davis's promo for the book in the first part of the
• 1:20:47
  show. But I seriously do encourage
• 1:20:50
  everyone to go read one of four, which is his World War 11
• 1:20:55
  thrower. It's very good.
• 1:20:57
  And I don't think enough. I don't think enough people, you
• 1:21:01
  know, read World War One stuff, unfortunately.
• 1:21:06
  That was, you know, it's tough to pick up every author that
• 1:21:10
  comes on's book, I'm not going to lie, but that was one that
• 1:21:14
  like, definitely I did. And it stood out as a really,
• 1:21:18
  really good one. That's why I told him to be so
• 1:21:20
  complimentary of your book. Big thanks to him for all that.
• 1:21:24
  Yeah, well, he's, he's been on, he's he's been on the show
• 1:21:31
  twice. And unfortunately, not during
• 1:21:35
  the YouTube era yet, but yeah, go back on Rumble and we're on
• 1:21:39
  Spotify and check out our archive.
• 1:21:44
  Our archive got lots of good ones on there so.
• 1:21:50
  So she's sending you. OK, She has sent you.
• 1:21:56
  Sam fights a gorilla at the zoo. If you would like to take a look
• 1:22:00
  at that before we end it because it's very funny.
• 1:22:04
  OK. There's a little video, but
• 1:22:09
  there is also a the song, and the song is literally Sam.
• 1:22:13
  It is your voice, yeah. Yeah, I.
• 1:22:23
  Oh I I took the audio directly from the show.
• 1:22:27
  Oh yeah, I I've I see it. About the time you fought a
• 1:22:31
  gorilla at the zoo for jacking off in front of your lady friend
• 1:22:37
  who was not your girlfriend. No, he.
• 1:22:41
  Told him to put it back in his furry pants.
• 1:22:45
  But but she should have been after that.
• 1:22:49
  Oh yeah, the well, that's what I say.
• 1:22:53
  But yeah, it's, it's really very funny.
• 1:22:57
  And she put a little dance together for the video as well.
• 1:23:01
  On the hook, but. I thought that would be a good
• 1:23:09
  one. I'm making a lot of our old our
• 1:23:11
  old bits. I'm directly porting them over
• 1:23:14
  essentially to songs. I I love it.
• 1:23:17
  What the fuck rock? Remember what the fuck rock?
• 1:23:20
  It made that into this fucked up but awesome.
• 1:23:24
  Like AI club music thing. That's really cool and it
• 1:23:30
  scratches me up saying retarded like 50 times and then I hit my
• 1:23:36
  head a lot and then Stan's gone. Oh no.
• 1:23:45
  The robot's got him. We we can take over the show.
• 1:23:51
  Oh wait, that's cool, we get to take over the show.
• 1:23:55
  OK, so. And I'm back.
• 1:24:00
  Damn it, I was going to start telling dirty jokes.
• 1:24:10
  Well, more. More.
• 1:24:14
  Speaking of more, more. Founded more.
• 1:24:20
  Found a hot chick with Tourette's today on on Twitter.
• 1:24:28
  I think it's BS. Well think about sometimes she
• 1:24:38
  be yelling like the N word while you're having sex.
• 1:24:42
  That's like probably what sleeping with a Tourette's girls
• 1:24:45
  like, well, cuz like they gotta say something inappropriate and
• 1:24:52
  usually the stuff Tourette's people say would be appropriate
• 1:24:55
  while you're fucking, you know, fuck you, fuck me, that kind of
• 1:25:01
  thing. No, I guess not.
• 1:25:03
  Piss on me. And stuff like.
• 1:25:05
  That then it gets a little. That's the Sunday what this
• 1:25:11
  chick was doing though though. Well, 2026 girls gotta eat I
• 1:25:18
  guess. Yeah, anyway, Sam fights a
• 1:25:25
  gorilla, ladies and ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:25:32
  There you go. By by Maxine Sand.
• 1:25:39
  Number six, get into our verbal altercation with a monkey at the
• 1:25:44
  zoo. Oh my God.
• 1:25:47
  Have you tried this, Sam? Have you done this before?
• 1:25:50
  It's. Going to be a gorilla.
• 1:25:51
  It could be a gorilla, it could be.
• 1:25:53
  But in my particular case, Sam, there was one of those little
• 1:25:58
  tiny cute monkeys. There was like 5 of them in a
• 1:26:02
  little cage. But one of them, he came and he
• 1:26:05
  went to my wife and I was like hey, fuck you monkey.
• 1:26:08
  And I flipped them off and I started yelling at him, and then
• 1:26:10
  he flipped me off. Yeah.
• 1:26:12
  I actually have a somewhat similar story to that when I was
• 1:26:16
  I fight with a monkey. Well, yeah.
• 1:26:18
  Well, it was kind of over a woman's honor.
• 1:26:20
  Too, to be honest. There you go.
• 1:26:22
  Yeah, it always does. Those motherfucking monkeys,
• 1:26:24
  dog. Go on, boy.
• 1:26:26
  Well, you know, like, so just to set this up, so she wasn't my
• 1:26:32
  girlfriend. She was just, you know, a friend
• 1:26:34
  of mine. But I went to the zoo once with,
• 1:26:38
  you know, with a lady friend of mine who happened to be a
• 1:26:40
  cheerleader at the time. This was senior of high school.
• 1:26:44
  And, you know, those gorillas, I certainly do see where people
• 1:26:47
  think we descend from them because this gorilla took an
• 1:26:49
  interest to her. And there's no other way to say
• 1:26:51
  this but the gorilla. Oh, God, I can't believe I'm
• 1:26:54
  about to say this. The gorilla started to Jack off
• 1:26:56
  to my friend and I, you know, I had I had words with that
• 1:27:00
  gorilla through the glass while he was jacking off.
• 1:27:04
  Well, like, hey, pal, you know, put that back in your furry
• 1:27:07
  pants or, you know, whatever this man's about to fight a
• 1:27:13
  gorilla because it's jacking off.
• 1:27:15
  This is crazy. Yeah, well, you know, obviously
• 1:27:17
  #6 is good. Get into a verbal altercation
• 1:27:20
  with a monkey or a gorilla will amend it at the zoo.
• 1:27:23
  Yeah. Did he stop jacking off Sam?
• 1:27:25
  I mean, no. Oh.
• 1:27:27
  My God, we had, he stopped, then he probably finished, right?
• 1:27:29
  Probably I didn't see it. Let me just put it that way.
• 1:27:31
  So I don't know, but like, maybe I'm positive.
• 1:27:32
  Why would a gorilla listen to you anyway?
• 1:27:35
  The little monkey didn't listen to me.
• 1:27:36
  He flipped me off and he's a monkey.
• 1:27:38
  He's tiny Sam. I could crush him.
• 1:27:40
  That gorilla could crush you. Oh yeah, That gorilla didn't
• 1:27:43
  give a that gorilla give a fuck. That gorilla probably could have
• 1:27:45
  like, conducted my lady friend too if he wanted it.
• 1:27:48
  Yeah, and we're #5 Sam fights a gorilla at the zoo through the
• 1:27:55
  glass. Monkey flipping fingers got me
• 1:27:58
  talking back crass. All for a lady off with some
• 1:28:02
  honor. Had a laugh.
• 1:28:03
  Big head jacking off while we're yelling at the glass.
• 1:28:07
  From a tiny little monkey to a beast 10 feet tall.
• 1:28:11
  You can bark all I want, but he don't care at all.
• 1:28:15
  Sam fights a gorilla and I'm screaming at his.
• 1:28:29
  Through the glass I'm shouting at a monster.
• 1:28:32
  Buddies calling my blood back all more.
• 1:28:36
  Lady offer some honor and a laugh.
• 1:28:38
  Big ass jacking off while we're yelling at the glass.
• 1:28:42
  From a tiny little monkey to a beast and be tall.
• 1:28:46
  You can bark all I want but he don't care at all.
• 1:28:50
  Sam fights a gorilla and I'm screaming at his crew.
• 1:28:54
  Man against the monkeys at the God damn zoo.
• 1:29:15
  Yeah, there is a video to go with the chorus.
• 1:29:18
  That a dance and everything's supposed to be you.
• 1:29:20
  Sam on the hook, I. Did send it to him if you.
• 1:29:24
  Want that was totally not me dancing yeah on the the thing
• 1:29:29
  there for. It's a cat.
• 1:29:32
  It's a catchy, I like the I did that on purpose.
• 1:29:37
  So it builds into a song out of our little speech and then hits
• 1:29:42
  you with the punchy country chorus, right?
• 1:29:45
  Absolutely. But yeah, she sent you the video
• 1:29:51
  that goes with the chorus that has a whole dance routine and me
• 1:29:54
  as a monkey. Let me let me check DMS real
• 1:30:01
  real quick and. All kinds of little fun stuff,
• 1:30:07
  Sam. Yeah, this.
• 1:30:11
  Again, I am now an AI musician. This is crazy.
• 1:30:30
  Yeah, that was great. Some of the hooks that we put up
• 1:30:38
  there are a little, well, she puts a little risque.
• 1:30:43
  Let's say the dancers with your songs.
• 1:30:47
  They do go with my songs, which are also a bit risque.
• 1:30:51
  They're about Sam. You write what you know, and I
• 1:30:57
  write about butts and 40s and blunts.
• 1:31:03
  And fucking. And writing and bass and how
• 1:31:11
  reggae is. But a lot of butts be honest.
• 1:31:21
  I don't blame you. Yeah.
• 1:31:28
  What about butt sucks? I mean, if you want, you could
• 1:31:34
  always play the song Booty, but that's just because it's a
• 1:31:37
  banger Booty. Everybody love it, Booty it is.
• 1:31:48
  You could have within there. You could have just clicked on
• 1:31:50
  Maxine's thing and go to her page at the top of the song and
• 1:31:56
  you would have found it like 15 minutes ago.
• 1:32:00
  Oh yeah. I all her little videos are
• 1:32:04
  right up the top there you see, but you have to find the one for
• 1:32:08
  that that song. But you could check any one of
• 1:32:11
  them out. She's put a lot of work into
• 1:32:12
  them. She yeah, she's done a lot here.
• 1:32:19
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:32:22
  Be more to find that one specifically because we have a
• 1:32:26
  lot of food. Great stuff.
• 1:32:28
  There it is. Oh yeah, I see it. #5 Sam fights
• 1:32:37
  a gorilla at the zoo through the glass.
• 1:32:40
  Monkey flipping fingers got me talking back.
• 1:32:43
  Crass. All for a lady off with some
• 1:32:46
  honor and a laugh. Big head jacking off while we're
• 1:32:50
  yelling at the glass. From a tiny little monkey to a
• 1:32:54
  beast 10 feet tall. You can bark all I want but he
• 1:32:58
  don't care at all. Sam fights a gorilla and I'm
• 1:33:02
  screaming at his crew. Man against the Monkey and #5
• 1:33:08
  Sam fights a gorilla at the zoo through the glass.
• 1:33:13
  So that's the hooks are short videos for your song, right?
• 1:33:17
  Yeah. But check out the the last two
• 1:33:23
  that just went up. Mosh may mosh mayhem.
• 1:33:30
  Yeah, yeah, that's her biggest song now in the middle of the
• 1:33:33
  page. Yeah, these are these are really
• 1:34:00
  good. They they would do, they would
• 1:34:02
  do really well on Instagram too. Yeah, well, we're working on
• 1:34:08
  expanding things out, but we got a pretty good workflow.
• 1:34:11
  I mean, check out any of the other ones if any of the titles
• 1:34:15
  catch your mind, because they're all pretty good.
• 1:34:19
  Yeah, I might. I might have to.
• 1:34:22
  I might. I might have to get a SUNO
• 1:34:25
  subscription myself. Put some of my lyrics in Into
• 1:34:34
  the machine. Well, I've definitely been
• 1:34:37
  having a good time with it and as you can see, we're doing
• 1:34:40
  pretty well. Yeah, well, you know, I've been
• 1:34:48
  doing pretty well with, you know, AI helping to write these
• 1:34:52
  books, especially American Inferno, like.
• 1:34:56
  You know. If if you know this is one book,
• 1:35:04
  this is the one Buckeye was hoping would blow up, and it has
• 1:35:08
  so. That's why I think the debate of
• 1:35:11
  oh, should people use AI or not? Is a moot point for us because
• 1:35:17
  we're on the side of obviously. Yeah, so and.
• 1:35:22
  The people that don't like it, I'd like.
• 1:35:23
  I'm sure if you don't like anything with any AI in it at
• 1:35:28
  all ever, then you won't like my stuff and that's fine.
• 1:35:31
  That's cool. The the fact of the, the fact of
• 1:35:36
  the reality is, if you, if you don't, if you don't think people
• 1:35:39
  in the publishing industry are already using it, your mistake
• 1:35:42
  and. Like I said, you could trace the
• 1:35:45
  origins of auto tune and figure that one out.
• 1:35:49
  Yeah, it's been in. It's been used in movies for,
• 1:35:54
  you know, years and years now. Yeah, that's The thing is like
• 1:36:00
  they're already using all this stuff and they're trying to tell
• 1:36:03
  you you should compete against it without using it at all.
• 1:36:06
  And maybe you should, maybe I tried use all the tools at my
• 1:36:11
  disposal, man. The other thing is it's just
• 1:36:15
  been fun. Like you can see these videos
• 1:36:17
  that were a lot of fun. Yeah.
• 1:36:19
  Give her the benefit of click one more of them.
• 1:36:22
  Sam, you take a pic. Let's see.
• 1:36:27
  Because she works really hard on those videos, you can tell how
• 1:36:30
  they're all danced up, you know? To be asking for permission
• 1:36:54
  slips. I, I love that segment that we
• 1:37:01
  did. We knew a.
• 1:37:05
  Couple of segments have become banger club songs already, yeah.
• 1:37:09
  Yeah, Well, on. Well, honestly.
• 1:37:14
  Oh, you're going to want, you're going to love this.
• 1:37:18
  You remember Paul Shanklin, the guy who did the parodies for
• 1:37:21
  Rush? He used to do parody songs, you
• 1:37:25
  know, for Rush of all of the, like, political bits.
• 1:37:29
  This is kind of like that, but more for like, you know,
• 1:37:32
  millennial. Well, and that's the funny part
• 1:37:36
  though, is that the audience for it is fucking teenagers.
• 1:37:40
  A lot of them. Yeah, and they're.
• 1:37:44
  The ones that they don't have that negative stench of anything
• 1:37:49
  AI related. So of course, if you like music
• 1:37:52
  and you're like 15 to 20 years old, if you're you're a lot of
• 1:37:58
  them are on pseudo. I can tell you right now, you
• 1:38:00
  scroll through, you see a lot of talented young musicians on
• 1:38:03
  there. Yeah, well, actually I'm not
• 1:38:06
  like entirely sure of the the demographics, but I get on all
• 1:38:13
  of them. I've gotten DMS from people who
• 1:38:15
  are like 20 to 25 year old, you know, males and they they love
• 1:38:21
  Shadows of they love the Shadows of Deception books because
• 1:38:26
  they're not 8, they're not 800 pages long, which, you know, I
• 1:38:34
  think is like people just don't want to read along.
• 1:38:39
  I mean, sometimes you do, but a lot of younger kids.
• 1:38:44
  You know, there are certain other people I know that have
• 1:38:47
  without music and I think part of where I'm finding success
• 1:38:52
  where some of these other people aren't is I try and make dance
• 1:38:56
  music. I know.
• 1:39:00
  Yeah, look. At me and they wouldn't think
• 1:39:02
  that. But Sam, there's not a lot of
• 1:39:05
  metal on any of my fucking shit. There's more on hers.
• 1:39:10
  I make reggae, I make the hot fire from the soul.
• 1:39:18
  Your latest hook on libertarians is pretty good, if I do say so
• 1:39:24
  my myself. Yeah, I've been trying to drop
• 1:39:28
  the show bit songs since they're not as hard to make and they
• 1:39:33
  they come out pretty OK Just regardless, I've been dropping
• 1:39:36
  those on Twitter. But obviously as you could tell,
• 1:39:40
  the highly produced stuff that we're doing is over on SUNO.
• 1:39:44
  If you're just listening suno.com/maxine Stand or at
• 1:39:53
  Blame Maxine. Yeah, and I actually think I'll
• 1:40:00
  go and check out one of yours. You can probably find me by
• 1:40:11
  looking at the Comets on one of the hooks or the songs.
• 1:40:15
  Yeah, or just search Blame Maxan in the search bar.
• 1:40:21
  I'm sure that worked too. Wants me to log in.
• 1:40:29
  Aha, well she could probably link you to one of the hooks,
• 1:40:34
  right? Or the spine.
• 1:40:36
  I've got I've I know I've got one of yours on Twitter.
• 1:40:41
  You can hold on. You have the URL up top that I
• 1:40:48
  can't see right now because you got it on screen.
• 1:40:51
  Just erase Maxine Sand from it and put Blame Max Sand in its
• 1:40:55
  place and you'll get there. Oh yeah.
• 1:41:02
  But we're definitely going to publish to music platforms,
• 1:41:05
  iTunes, Spotify, YouTube Music and wherever else.
• 1:41:11
  Dirty duets, That's definitely happening.
• 1:41:14
  I just sent. Him one of your hooks if he
• 1:41:17
  wants to do. It that way.
• 1:41:19
  There you go. He found it.
• 1:41:21
  Yeah, I found. It check out Dave's head.
• 1:41:24
  That's the 4th one in there you go.
• 1:41:32
  God damn day, every God damn night, cold water, cold bags,
• 1:41:37
  trying to make it right. I wish I had like a USB thing
• 1:41:44
  that I could plug into and I could keep something cold.
• 1:41:47
  I could keep something cold while my head is resting on
• 1:41:49
  something. Yeah, when I was at the
• 1:41:52
  hospital, my head was bleeding and they kept on changing the
• 1:41:55
  pillowcase. The same thing at the rehab
• 1:41:57
  center. My accident happened November.
• 1:41:59
  I haven't fully recovered yet. I haven't fully recovered yet.
• 1:42:03
  I just wish I had more of those ice packs from Mom's meals so
• 1:42:06
  that I could keep one in the fridge freezer when it gets cold
• 1:42:08
  and I could use one and switch them out when one gets warm.
• 1:42:12
  I could take one that gets. It hurts every goddamn day,
• 1:42:18
  every goddamn night. Sorry.
• 1:42:22
  Do you think Dave would like? I think Dave will hate them, but
• 1:42:27
  that will be fine. Yeah, I'm not even sure he's
• 1:42:33
  aware. He's not aware.
• 1:42:37
  I would be. I will make him aware.
• 1:42:39
  At some point he will get mad. Yeah, check out the hook for
• 1:42:44
  booty. It's in there.
• 1:42:46
  You'll like it. Yeah.
• 1:42:48
  No, no, go to the video. There's a video for booty.
• 1:42:52
  Go to see more that one too. It's for you probably like,
• 1:42:59
  yeah, if you see a pretty girl, go ahead and.
• 1:43:02
  Click booty. Everybody love it.
• 1:43:03
  Booty, booty, booty. Booty, booty, booty.
• 1:43:09
  Oh, that's a different. Booty everybody.
• 1:43:22
  Love it. Booty everybody.
• 1:43:31
  Love it, booty. Everybody love it booty.
• 1:43:33
  Everybody love. It that was fun.
• 1:43:44
  Let's see here. Now click the red headed chick.
• 1:43:48
  There you go, you'll like that. It's always pretty good at
• 1:44:23
  instrumentals, as SUNO is. Oh yeah, Suno played that one.
• 1:44:28
  Sam, you never watch the sandwich makers in your life.
• 1:44:31
  All that's called now it's called Electric Soul.
• 1:44:34
  But what was it called before? Sent my bitch up.
• 1:44:41
  That's a song I played myself, Sam.
• 1:44:49
  Quick booty, you know you want to.
• 1:44:52
  Booty, everybody love it Booty, Booty Booty Booty booty booty
• 1:44:57
  Booty booty Booty Booty booty booty booty.
• 1:45:13
  Booty, booty, booty.
• 1:45:40
  Yeah, so these hooks are interesting.
• 1:45:43
  Yeah, yeah, we've been having a lot of fun with that.
• 1:45:49
  She's been getting so good at it.
• 1:45:50
  As you saw, she made one into a full music video for the whole
• 1:45:54
  song for your show today, which is the RTO Jingle, and I reckon
• 1:46:02
  we're going to do more music videos because it came out
• 1:46:06
  really good. Yeah, I would imagine.
• 1:46:11
  I would imagine. I mean, this is going to blow up
• 1:46:16
  for sure. It already has.
• 1:46:19
  I already has definitely. She went from didn't have an
• 1:46:24
  account basically to fucking. She's got more than me already
• 1:46:29
  On what? It doesn't matter what it is.
• 1:46:31
  Views, likes, follows. She got more of me.
• 1:46:35
  That's because them hooks are fire though.
• 1:46:39
  Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it just goes.
• 1:46:45
  It just goes. I'll click.
• 1:46:46
  I click the one that has purple Sam.
• 1:46:48
  You'll really like that. Let's see here.
• 1:46:54
  Yeah, that one. Hot cringe coffee.
• 1:46:59
  They make them upside down. Why?
• 1:47:01
  Why the fuck do they build trailers?
• 1:47:06
  With them fucking things upside down.
• 1:47:12
  They paused it. I think.
• 1:47:18
  They make them upside down. Why?
• 1:47:20
  Why the fuck do they build trailers with these fucking
• 1:47:24
  things upside down? It's all over my goddamn face in
• 1:47:28
  there upside down. Why don't they make them right
• 1:47:33
  side up? Why?
• 1:47:36
  Shut up man. Shut up, man.
• 1:47:48
  Shut up, man. Shut up man.
• 1:47:48
  Internet scumbag. Like all you fucking do is they
• 1:47:50
  make them upside down. What?
• 1:47:53
  Ah, Internet scumbag the musical.
• 1:47:56
  Well, it's, yeah, it's the cringe coffeehouse theme song,
• 1:48:01
  and I did it as a jazzy big band because that would be fine.
• 1:48:05
  I also have a really cool bluegrass version where it's
• 1:48:10
  like, supposed it sounds like it's live and there's like a
• 1:48:15
  dude and a chick yelling about how I'm an Internet scumbag with
• 1:48:18
  a like they're drunk and they have accent.
• 1:48:21
  It's pretty cool. I've been having fun, Sam.
• 1:48:26
  You've been having fun. I've been having I've been
• 1:48:30
  having mostly fun riding it. Was aloud.
• 1:48:33
  What the hell is that? American Inferno.
• 1:48:36
  If you'll if you'll indulge me one more, would you like to see
• 1:48:39
  my number one song? Absolutely.
• 1:48:43
  Click right there. The second song with the poppy
• 1:48:46
  shirt. Tina Jeena by Dave, remember?
• 1:48:50
  Back in the spring and summer, you know, like back in the day
• 1:48:56
  before the winter fall. Oh.
• 1:49:00
  It paused again. Huh.
• 1:49:03
  Yeah, hold on. Remember.
• 1:49:06
  Back in the spring, summer, you know, like back in the day
• 1:49:11
  before the winter fall, looking so hot in her pants and stuff
• 1:49:17
  and blah, blah, blah. But Jimmy said she stopped
• 1:49:21
  taking her mess and now she got no tea.
• 1:49:26
  But I think if you come up to me and ask me that sexy little
• 1:49:31
  question, do you have a cigarette that I could bump?
• 1:49:36
  And I say no, shut up, bitch. Even if I had a cigarette, I
• 1:49:39
  would give it to you. I very know your name.
• 1:49:44
  What is it again? I enjoy the TI enjoy the
• 1:49:58
  T-shirts too. Yes, I finally felt like I had
• 1:50:03
  validated reason that I bought those shirts on that app.
• 1:50:07
  And as I said, yeah, that was you and Mort and Shmuli in the
• 1:50:13
  little boy band, too. Of course.
• 1:50:16
  Hilarious. That's been having fun.
• 1:50:19
  Well, it's funny because if you go and we watch a bunch of them,
• 1:50:23
  they're sort of little fucking bore now if you think about it
• 1:50:28
  too hard. But really it's just a bunch of
• 1:50:31
  fun songs that we've been writing and having fun with.
• 1:50:33
  And she makes some funny videos. So I felt like sharing her work
• 1:50:37
  was nice. But.
• 1:50:38
  And now, Speaking of sharing work bits and bones, I'd say.
• 1:50:43
  I'm thought it was going to do the thing.
• 1:50:45
  I'm going to do that after the other one though.
• 1:50:47
  Bit bits and, well, bits. Friday night at 10:00 PM EFC.
• 1:50:53
  Yes. And what do we, what do we have
• 1:50:55
  on the docket? First new theme song as of this
• 1:50:58
  past week from Max Pretty fucking dope.
• 1:51:03
  Yeah, I got a little animated drumming a fucking robot too.
• 1:51:09
  It's pretty cool with a goth girlfriend.
• 1:51:12
  Nice topics. Topics that I don't know how far
• 1:51:19
  we can get into it, but I just saw something on XA little while
• 1:51:24
  ago. Neural link patient can now play
• 1:51:29
  World of Warcraft with just his brain on a laptop.
• 1:51:35
  But can he play Doom? I don't know, probably.
• 1:51:41
  I would hope so. If you can play World of
• 1:51:43
  Warcraft you could definitely play dude.
• 1:51:44
  Well not anymore World of war. Hold on, that's not fair.
• 1:51:47
  Which version is it? Classic?
• 1:51:48
  Because if it's not modern World of Warcraft only requires you to
• 1:51:53
  press 1 button. To me it looks like classic, but
• 1:51:57
  I'm not sure. OK, well, classic might be fair.
• 1:52:02
  And world. Of Warcraft.
• 1:52:04
  I'm pretty sure you could smack the keyboard a couple times and
• 1:52:08
  win. Yeah, and I will be giving
• 1:52:13
  promos for, I will be giving free promo codes for American
• 1:52:20
  Inferno, the audio book on Bits and Bones.
• 1:52:24
  So TuneIn for your chance to get free copy in the comments.
• 1:52:29
  Shit Friday night bits and balls, bitch.
• 1:52:33
  You and you and more of this will be getting promo codes.
• 1:52:39
  Any DMS here? Destroyer.
• 1:52:43
  Cool, cool so. And Speaking of promo codes and
• 1:52:46
  Speaking of people creating stuff at peace, speaking and
• 1:52:49
  doing commercially type things, Sam Whitfield, I hear you have a
• 1:52:54
  new book that's doing quite well.
• 1:52:56
  I do American Inferno book 5 in the Shadows of Deception saga.
• 1:53:06
  If you want to know about AI, disinformation and political
• 1:53:10
  assassinations, you know, things that may be brought into today's
• 1:53:17
  times, go and check this out in paperback, ebook and Audible
• 1:53:23
  edition now. Also a blurb.
• 1:53:27
  I haven't really highlighted this yet but there is a blurb
• 1:53:31
  from the one only Travis Davis who said I love this series.
• 1:53:37
  He said that in his video too. So a big thanks to Travis Davis
• 1:53:42
  for that and also go and check out his books as well.
• 1:53:48
  That it used the quote where he said it has a smooth amber
• 1:53:52
  color. That would have been cool too.
• 1:53:55
  I well, he hadn't said that when I published it, but for the next
• 1:54:00
  one I might have to. Yeah, it would.
• 1:54:02
  It would. It would be hilarious and no one
• 1:54:04
  would get it except us. Yeah, and him and and I
• 1:54:11
  actually, I do plan on having a beer with him someday, so.
• 1:54:18
  God, never blurb me on the back of the book.
• 1:54:21
  It's going to get you in trouble.
• 1:54:23
  Well Max, your blurb is on the inside.
• 1:54:30
  Oh well, that's probably good. At least it's not on the cover.
• 1:54:34
  God can see it right away. Well, let me let me see what
• 1:54:40
  your blurb is that actually. I hope it's not about grok
• 1:54:48
  putting up crazy pictures, because I've been quoted on that
• 1:54:53
  one a lot lately. No, no, let's see what was your
• 1:55:00
  Ah yes, the Shadows of Deception universe has hints of Jack Bauer
• 1:55:05
  slash 24's influence while also being original and examining
• 1:55:11
  topics and threats relevant to today's world.
• 1:55:16
  Max and Co, host of the Whitfield War.
• 1:55:20
  Oh, you picked one sentence I sounded somewhat coherent in.
• 1:55:28
  Look at this guy. He's just 10 steps ahead of me.
• 1:55:31
  Yeah, that was that was your review for Since the.
• 1:55:37
  That was actually your review on the show for Since the Assassin.
• 1:55:42
  Well damn, I'm not retarded every time I open my mouth, huh?
• 1:55:47
  No, you are not, Sir. Damn, I'll have to work on that
• 1:55:51
  Sam. It's what I get paid for.
• 1:55:58
  I getting paid in retardation per minute.
• 1:56:04
  Well, work. Notice I didn't say I get paid
• 1:56:08
  by, I said I get paid in retardation per minute.
• 1:56:13
  You can interpret that how you decipher.
• 1:56:18
  Well, I said I still appreciate your blurb so.
• 1:56:23
  I know that's a great one. God damn, I almost sound like a
• 1:56:30
  well, it is a good book, so. It was, it was.
• 1:56:33
  It was better than. It was better than John
• 1:56:36
  Faulkner's review. Well, here's The thing is I
• 1:56:42
  thought for sure you were going to put it right on the front
• 1:56:45
  cover and was going to say we'll make your Dick bigger, Max and.
• 1:56:51
  I'm going to put that in. That's the blurb though.
• 1:56:59
  Or we'll make your Dick bigger and have infinite IQ.
• 1:57:03
  Actually is the full. I actually have a store where
• 1:57:07
  the where I could put the blurb on that one.
• 1:57:14
  So I I'm cooking, you're a cooking.
• 1:57:17
  We're all, we're all cooking. So.
• 1:57:22
  Oh shit, I should go cook some shit.
• 1:57:25
  I need to kick myself and get the cooking myself.
• 1:57:30
  So well anyway, I won't keep you guys too long since it is
• 1:57:34
  getting late, but thanks you know for helping me celebrate my
• 1:57:39
  18 year anniversary. Happy.
• 1:57:42
  Happy anniversary. In two years we're able to
• 1:57:45
  celebrate the big 2O So excited. And then after that, we'll be
• 1:57:55
  able to get drunk with your podcast legally.
• 1:58:00
  Yeah. Now, there's been a lot of drunk
• 1:58:05
  on your podcast, but that's a different story for a.
• 1:58:10
  Different day, but we haven't been drunk with the podcast.
• 1:58:14
  Right. Drunk Drunk on the podcast is
• 1:58:17
  fun. So anyways, everyone, thanks for
• 1:58:23
  tuning in. Apologies for the, you know,
• 1:58:28
  slight programming disruption. Not sure what that was about,
• 1:58:33
  but really appreciate you turning tuning in and thanks to
• 1:58:37
  everyone who has supported the show over the years means a
• 1:58:43
  whole lot. So you know what comment
• 1:58:48
  subscribe, subscribe on the on Spotify, all that jazz, Bits and
• 1:58:56
  bones Friday night, sandwich makers Saturday night and then
• 1:59:03
  fake untied podcast usually late Sunday nights.
• 1:59:06
  So there we have it. Don't.
• 1:59:10
  Forget to whip it out. And and read American Inferno
• 1:59:16
  because it will make your bit Dick bigger.
• 1:59:19
  You should do that before you whip it out, yeah.
• 1:59:23
  So yeah, alrighty folks, have a good one.
• 1:59:28
  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
• 1:59:32
  speech that we have to put up with.
• 1:59:34
  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
• 1:59:38
  It is the coursing lifeblood of human progress.
• 1:59:41
  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
• 1:59:45
  understanding. What a laughing stock today's
• 1:59:49
  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
• 1:59:53
  right to be offensive without realising that their lovely,
• 1:59:57
  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
• 2:00:03
  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
• 2:00:05
  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
• 2:00:09
  human progress. Thank you for watching the
• 2:00:13
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• 2:00:17
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• 2:00:21
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• 2:00:36
  share with your friends. And until next time, God bless.
• 2:00:41
  God save this great nation. God, freedom, legacy, in that
• 2:00:47
  order.