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At some point, you have to put some clothes on! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Juliet. Hi, guys. Hi, what's up? You're on the air.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just so annoyed. Thanks for letting me vent.
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  Speaker 2: My boyfriend walks around the house naked, like constantly. And
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  Speaker 2: a lot of the time I don't care that much,
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  Speaker 2: but he'll do it when people come over.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Ew. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: So last weekend, my friend came by unexpectedly, and he
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  Speaker 2: just walked into the kitchen naked, grabbed some food, walked
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  Speaker 2: back upstairs.
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  Speaker 1: Guy friend, girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: It was a girl.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, does he know your girlfriend doesn't want to
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  Speaker 1: see him naked?
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, like, my friends would be like,
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  Speaker 2: can you fix him?
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  Speaker 1: Because this is weird and gross. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: keep seeing your boyfriend naked. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I had to apologize, and she's just like, is this normal?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: he's just like yelled from upstairs, like, you know, have fun.
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  Speaker 2: And like, it's just like, if I did that, I
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  Speaker 2: know he'd be livid.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Like, so it's just super unfair and yeah. Rude to
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  Speaker 2: my guest. Unfair.
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  Speaker 1: Unfair to your friend.
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  Speaker 3: Cause she had to like unsolicited see him naked or
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  Speaker 3: unfair in what way?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know if I walked around the place naked,
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  Speaker 2: he'd freak out if any of his guy friends saw
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  Speaker 2: me naked.
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  Speaker 1: Would you, though? Do you feel, like, could you, just
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  Speaker 1: to make a point, are you comfortable being naked? Like,
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  Speaker 1: would you do that? Like, do you want to do that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't really want to, no. It's the principle of
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  Speaker 2: the thing. He does it. You know, like, if you
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  Speaker 2: don't want your guy friends seeing me naked, why is
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  Speaker 2: it cool for my girlfriends to see you naked?
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  Speaker 1: I could see that.
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  Speaker 2: And, right, and, like, yeah, we don't want to see
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  Speaker 2: your stuff naked. That's rude.
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  Speaker 3: I had a friend of mine that I set up
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  Speaker 3: with one of Stacy's friends, and I did not know
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  Speaker 3: that he was a walk-around naked guy. At first, I
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  Speaker 3: think she's like, okay, well, he's sitting around having his
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  Speaker 3: coffee in the morning naked. That's a little weird. But
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  Speaker 3: when it really got weird is he would drive to
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  Speaker 3: her house with clothes on, then get naked naked. And
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  Speaker 3: then go up to the door and ring the doorbell naked.
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  Speaker 1: What? Yeah. And she's like, all right. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: He would not, like, so in their neighborhood be naked?
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  Speaker 1: He'd get arrested for that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like indecency or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: Thankfully, he keeps it to the house.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes the naked people just want to be. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was really weird, too. And of course,
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  Speaker 3: I got yelled at for set them up, too. But.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that part. But when she went out
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  Speaker 1: to his house and he was having coffee naked, did
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  Speaker 1: they get intimate? Were they already intimate? They were dating.
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  Speaker 1: So he did naked in front of her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but at some point, you put your clothes back
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  Speaker 3: on and then you start moving around the house. But
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  Speaker 3: maybe sometimes the naked people just love being naked.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it depends, I think, because I'm a guy who's
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  Speaker 1: very insecure about being naked in front of people. But
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, Juliet. Is he gifted in
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  Speaker 1: that area?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, I mean, he's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess it all depends on if you're fine.
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  Speaker 1: Because if I had, if I was like, if I
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  Speaker 1: was a lot larger, I've seen those guys at the
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  Speaker 1: gym all the time when they're naked and they got
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  Speaker 1: big junk. Yeah, they're big junk. They walk around naked.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I get it. I think I would too.
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  Speaker 1: You would want to flaunt it. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean anybody else wants to see it.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You're like, yeah, I want people to go, whoa, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you see John Jay's junk? Oh, my God. He's huge.
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  Speaker 1: He's so terrible. Oh, sorry, man.
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  Speaker 2: Hit the wall.
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  Speaker 1: I wish. It's my dream. But sadly, it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: You're coming over here.
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  Speaker 1: I have to cover it up with a sock. A
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  Speaker 1: little sock.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Julie. Well, thanks for sharing that story with us.
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  Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from all nudists. Yeah, that's not cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be some sort of etiquette.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I mean, I mostly want to hear from
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  Speaker 1: Rich's friend. You see a man's friends, you see who
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  Speaker 1: the man is. Who's the guy you're up with? You're
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  Speaker 1: a closet meanest? I had no idea. I truly didn't.
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  Speaker 1: How do you not have an idea when the guy's
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  Speaker 1: walking her door naked? Does he do that? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's such a weird thing.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was very bizarre, too, when I heard
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  Speaker 3: him like, what?
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  Speaker 1: Like, to be in the front seat of your car. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I have, you know, I grew up surfing. And we
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  Speaker 1: would always get to get dressed outside the car and
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  Speaker 1: in the car. And it's uncomfortable. So you're already dressed.
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  Speaker 1: To get naked, to get naked in the front seat
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  Speaker 1: of your car and then go knock on the door.
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  Speaker 1: Go ring the doorbell for the date. Yeah, you got
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  Speaker 1: to get him on there. It's a lot of extra effort.
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  Speaker 1: Get him on there. Juliet, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.