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Cover Your Dick: Crossguard Lightsaber & Neil Young's Pono Player · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things
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nerdy um what episode is this guys 103
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103 103 103 we've made it so far flying
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through them now if this was a weekly podcast this would be our second just
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past our second year anniversary that's right but we haven't exactly been
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weekly although we have recently we've got good again yeah we've for the last
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three weeks yeah hopefully we can continue that we did off last year
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strong yeah see if we can keep it on keep it oh actually no I'm going to
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screw it up by going away in April so I don't know what I don't know what's
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going to happen in then well it's G to be Luke and I doing a two-hander well
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hopefully I can still do it just from America so we'll see well at least if we
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can just pop in for one or two of them yeah yeah I'll see what I can do you can
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update us on your travels yeah exactly will you be traveling as much as we did
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last time we were over there not as much no it's not a competition no no no it
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was more of that remember when we did try to record an episode while we're
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over there yeah that yes I do record uh we tried to record an episode
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and we couldn't because the two of you
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were drunk if I no no Skype um you can
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get Skype to record no I believe you came on the line and you were just both
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too shitfaced to do it it was it was 6:00 a.m. so
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that's drunk probably a little drunk but more so heading towards hungover yeah
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anything sleep deived drunk and hungover all mixed in I don't think we' I don't
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think we'd gotten to hungover yet I think you told me you'd been in bed less
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than 2 hours that's probably true yeah so it doesn't count as a hangover yet f
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y so um I have any of you guys ever had
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acid poured on your penis acid uh no I don't think so not I can't
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say that I have but then again I never pissed off a Girl by secretly filming me
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[ __ ] her and then distributed that tape you've never done that no so I
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haven't deserved assd on the penis all right well um as obviously we're hinting
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somebody has um a gentleman from um South Africa 25-year old man so quite
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young actually um he can no longer use his penis um after his 17-year-old
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girlfriend 17 years old hey yeah there's your problem right
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there P acid onto his genitals to punish him for Distributing a pornographic
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video that he' taken of her without her knowledge and quite honestly I think he got off
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lightly even with the melted dick sorry he can never use his penis again yeah I
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think that was I think that was the idea he pisses through a tube forever now
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he's secretly videoed her having SE I mean we always anytime somebody's sex
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tape ends up online we always go oh you shouldn't have taken the sex tape she
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didn't know he was filming her yeah true and she's only 17 yeah he she's she's
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still in school um the guy got off light if all that's missing is his penis like
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this is a quote everything happened the blink of an eye because I saw her and
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she was coming with a bottle but I didn't realize she was carrying acid she
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just angrily called me a dog she asked how in the world I could have done such
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an evil thing to her it was only then that I realized she was talking about
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the video I took while we were having
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sex what did I do that might have pissed
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but see it doesn't really address like how did the acid get well the acid but
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also had the video got up he's not very clear on that they have six but she was
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not aware that I was filming the sex using my laptop computer I did not
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intend to show anybody the video and I still don't know how it ended up on
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social media right he's lying you uploaded it you hit submit your
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friends yeah but uh either that or he's just the average person at home who
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doesn't realize that their laptops got a a [ __ ] ton of malware on it and somebody
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else actually was recording the stream from his video camera that could Pro
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that happens too I think that could happen but but I'd be more so heading
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towards SE knew about it it's ended up on his social media yeah I'm pretty sure
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that um I'm pretty sure he probably just posted on the internet um but they don't
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really explain like he he's at a pub from what I can understand from this
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story he's or a Tavern in Cork Village near I'm not going to try and pronounce
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that no I'd like you to try to pronounce that Matt okay hazy view is fine and
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where is ha
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youa I think there might be a in there
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somewhere in um yeah in South Africa
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obviously obviously so he's in a Tavern and she comes in with a with a a bottle
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or a um a jar of of some sort I assume and at some point manages to get the
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acid onto his penis in a way that like
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he he actually he he's lost the use of his penis like I want to make that into
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his lap I assume so like through his pants I guess what
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kind of acid was I don't know a lot about acid other than from what I've
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learned from cartoons and things like alien so as far as I could tell it just
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eats through everything right
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yeah God and so yeah he's now um a 25 years old lost his penis and um and
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learned a valuable lesson about the thing is pressing charges yeah he's not
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pressing charges because because he raped her he doesn't see the point
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it's because he probably went to see a lawyer and she went but you raped
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her well the he filmed yeah that's that's technically rape is it okay I I I
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assume that's what you meant I wasn't I yeah yeah yeah she didn't consent to
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being filmed while having sex that's a sexual assault okay that's good to know
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WR it down Luke Luke write that down I think we've all learned a valuable
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lesson today yeah so yeah so um Public Service Announcement watch out yeah you
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know if if you if you film a girl having sex with you without letting her know
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and she's got a bottle heading towards you maybe just cover your dick you know
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cover your dick yeah better your hands than your P we just need a public
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service announcement that slogan is just cover your dick cover your dick all
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right and that jingle will be inserted just after what I'm saying Now
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cover up your has it
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y all right so last week we
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discussed uh cops sending themselves
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naked photos
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from Arrested women's phones yes and
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getting caught and Luke was quite good at um kind of troubleshooting a way to
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do that and not get caught yeah um so I think maybe Luke you can weigh
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on this one and maybe give our friend some advice of what he could have done
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uh to not get caught having okay
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secretly taped this girl having sex with
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him well
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H well with what he did with it's easy he could have got it away that very
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easily what he did wrong was he uploaded it yeah yep yep that rookie mistake yeah
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yeah yeah if you're committing some kind of crime the very source of which is the
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evidence against itself yeah don't put it on the internet
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yeah like that that's just simple mhm mhm so just keep it for yourself is what
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just keep it for yourself yeah honestly if I had if I had filled my sex having
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if I feel myself having sex with a girl I don't really want you guys to see it
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oh oh well why well that's that's awkward yeah what and
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here I thought we were friends I'll throw this into the mix as
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well though if you're going to secretly film yourself having sex with somebody
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MH make sure they're not underage yeah yeah is she underage oh I
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guess it depends on the LA there no no for pornography it's always 18 worldwide
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might have been legal to have sex with her but not legal to film it yeah okay
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and especially distribute it yeah on over
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Snapchat or whatever if he's listening I'm not going to give up my Snapchat on
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this podcast what am I thinking what am I thinking although like we really don't
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get that much correspondence so you'd probably be fine yeah yeah well we'll
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see yeah we'll see I to give out my Snapchat except I
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have no idea what it is uh I can give it out if you want yeah go
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it's [ __ ] 4 oh you probably could
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have three guesses yeah yeah yeah mine's mine's easy to guess if you know
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anything about me I'm sure mine's just my name so yeah there's that so
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listeners if you know anything about me you'll be able to figure it out so yeah
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yeah it's the same as everything
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else all right well um while we're on
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the subject of um of sex crimes nudity and and and such things yeah I mean
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we've got quite a quite a few sexy news items this week yeah there's been a lot
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of sex news this week a lot of people a lot of people getting into trouble yeah
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I mean um we to Cambodia we got a bunch of people getting deported from Cambodia
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yeah for uh taking nude pictures inside
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temples uh the latest of which I mean it seems to be an epidemic but um Lindsay
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and Leslie Adams 20 and 22 year old sisters uh got deported from Cambodia
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just this Friday for taking nude
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pictures inside uh the famed Anor Temple
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now I mean it's a beautiful place so I kind of get why you want to take
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pictures there and you know if you have a beautiful body I can understand why
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you want a beautiful body in a beautiful P beautiful place right yeah and if you
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got pictures of your beautiful body in a beautiful place send them in
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yeah yeah but here's the thing right these are
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sisters y why would you take nude selfies with your sister well they're
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Americans God knows God knows what they get up to look I mean is that what girls
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do I don't know is it aren't you living with two American sisters you want me to
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ask oh yes you want me to ask yeah I want you to ask right now turn around and ask at
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least one of them I got to walk hang hang on a sec all right hang on
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yeah hey is it noral for two American I'm thinking we'll just wait
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for him to return I really hoped he was going to take the microphone into the other
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room because it's either going to be one of two things it's either going to be
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[ __ ] off you're a pervert or it's going to be like well uh why don't you make up
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your own mind and they slowly start to strip
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I know which one I'm hoping for oh I'm hoping for the
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same hi Jenna oh I can hear giggling oh it's a I didn't anything I didn't see anything I
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promise filthy Americans sorry they were just taking
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new pictures of each other yeah yeah yeah we assume yeah yeah yeah thumbs up
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thumbs up thumbs right up yeah yep yep it's a thing it's a thing you can't call
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them on it no there a Americans man yeah so it wasn't just these girls this has
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happened this week uh they were given a 3-year suspended sentence deportation
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and a fine of $250 which seems fairly mild compared to the other things they
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get um but only last week there was a
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trio of French tourists all male who were also deported and fined for
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practically the same thing except it wasn't so much nude as just mooning or
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as the chief of police for uh CM reap said they lowered their pants to their
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knees and took pictures of their
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btics so the I'm does it say I haven't seen it explain what the two sisters
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were doing exactly like were they actually like they just got naked and
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were taking photos or that's really what it looks like in this article well look
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I'm not going to lie I tried to find this on Google image
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search couldn't find it I assume those pictures are being confiscated for
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evidence H okay but it does say nude
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like it doesn't say tits out although I'm sure uh the Constable would have had
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a you know a more grandfatherly way of writing I'm not sure I'm not sure the
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guardian would have printed it as two American sisters have been deported from
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codia after they were convicted of taking tits out photos inside tits a
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Kimbo oh that's interesting yeah well if you've ever if you've ever um taken some
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nudes of yourself in front of um front of some beautiful um architecture let us
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know right or just any kind of tourist attraction really yeah it' be interested
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to see if any listeners have done that I have a friend whose Facebook profile
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picture is him naked with the Sydney Opera house behind him is it a real
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photo yes it's a real photo where whereabouts is he he was at a well right
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now in the photo oh no he's front and center no I mean like is it like on the
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steps or is it like the banal Gardens or yeah yes he's on the steps yeah he was
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there for a protest uh of what I don't know but he's a part-time n oh that's
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the um there was a bunch of naked people down there is that it I think so
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although the photo only features him okay okay but he also enjoys nude bushw
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walking right which I I mean I I'm not a nudist but I guess I can kind of understand
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people that want to become nudist they want to prefer being nude that's fine
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but of all the activities to do while nude bushw walking is fairly close to
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the bottom of my list yeah that sounds dangerous would you be wearing shoes I
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believe they wear shoes okay my my feet are the least of my worries when
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scurrying through the undergrowth yeah can I wear like a sock yeah um some kind
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of loin cloth yeah but then it's not
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nudity no it's loin clothy
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yeah so anyway um I'll see you guys when I get back from Cambodia okay so I've
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just found this I've have found a picture of the girls go on into the
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spreadsheet please they are clothed that's all right I still I want to see
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what they look like go yeah I really I put it down under
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segments great so it's just a photo of what they look like it's not at the
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temple it's all right a little bit of Photoshop oh see that's not what I was
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expecting not what I was expecting I mean let's be honest I expected a couple
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of [ __ ] yeah but this uh a look cple
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American tourists one Blonde one brunette after taking photos of their
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bare bottoms ah again again with the
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asses yeah to think we moon for some reason
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okay H snapping oh it does it does change a
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bit doesn't it perhaps they did not know Anor is a holy sight but their
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inappropriate activities affect the sanctity of this place that's fair I
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don't know how you could not know it's a holy site I mean it's an immense church
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I mean it's out in the middle of nowhere and you'd have to take a bus
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specifically out there to get to it yeah
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yeah it's a giant Temple like come on earlier the same week
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authorities threatened to take legal action after photographs of topless
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women in Anor went viral according to the Cambodia daily so I mean people are
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just going there to get naked apparently so oh I love this
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though did you know this streaking is an epidemic at Machu piccho Peruvian
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authorities said really yeah eight visitors including four Americans were
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detained for running in the buff in
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alone so there you go okay well so if you want to go run around naked go
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to South is Cambodia in South America no Cambodia is in um southeast Asia yeah
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right I was looking at um there we've got one about Brazil you're thinking of
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Machu Picchu yeah yeah I am and also we got a to we got well since I've
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mentioned it um in in South America this
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week um there's been a kind of Benny Hill sty Prison
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Break yeah I mean this really is like something out of a carry-on movie isn't
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it so two I'll read this is from CNN two
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women dressed in skimpy sexy police officy costumes allegedly showed up at a
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prison in Brazil's interior mat Gro State on Thursday according to local
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media reports the women talk guards into letting them inside and seduced them
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spiking their drinks in the process according to reports and uh basically
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they um they came in in the morning and found the two guards unconscious on the
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floor with um whiskey that had been
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spiked um on the table and 26 prisoners missing see I'm pretty sure you're not
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allowed to have whiskey even if it's not spiked and I think that the whole idea
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of a prison is nobody goes in nobody comes out and as a guard you've pretty
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much got one job and that's to not let people through the gate either way yeah
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don't let people escape and don't let people
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in so I guess this um that's they found their weakness sexy sexy women who would
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who would have thought yeah evidently these women rocked up in like these
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black skimpy latex police
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outfits they they say police stand isue stand issue Brazilian police force uh
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offered the guards drinks and said uh how about we come in and uh turn this
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into an orgy and instead of saying something along the lines of well we
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can't do that because we're prison guards yeah also this is very suspicious
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we're currently working right now and this is literally the one thing we're
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supposed to not allow yeah uh sure let's get our dicks
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wet or not in this case cuz I'm pretty
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sure they just were handcuffed yeah see I just don't know I've spoken
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to security guards and no I I can't believe that people would be silly
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enough to allow this to happen it does seem rather OD doesn't
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it well I mean I've not been to Brazil um
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maybe maybe it wasn't like a super high security prison maybe one of those low
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security prisons maybe it's just like a little prison in a little town somewhere
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and this is kind of some hilarious thing that could have happened to any prison
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guard in a little Brazilian town I I guess if if you I mean I'm not a prison
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guard but like we all have jobs like if I was doing some video editing and three
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women walked in and said stop your video editing for the time being and let's
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have a drunken orgy then you know despite whatever deadline I was working towards I I
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probably would put the editing to one side right though maybe these guys are
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only human we're really just yeah we're holding them high although your job as a
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prison as as your job as a video editor is not to stop sexy women from Rel
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releasing hostages or prisoners from your um from your office but I also love
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the fact that not only did what 26 prisoners Escape right but that almost
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all of them were rounded up again within the next day because um they just
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basically abused their freedom One inmate was formed One inmate was found
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wandering around the center of Nova mutum in a drunken State waving one of his stolen
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rifles another one was caught in a crashed pickup that it's stole like
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you're G escape from prison like this is your lucky break just [ __ ] go yeah I
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do have another question so they got past the two front guards guarding the
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place where were the other guards there can't just be two guys looking after a
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prison well that's that's what I'm saying maybe it's just some tiny little
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you know prison in Brazil somewhere maybe by a prison they really mean a
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jail you know like a a holding cell maybe this has all been
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blown out of proportion but who would do
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that although they raided the Munitions cabinet like these prison the 26
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prisoners that left took a fuckload of guns with them yeah I mean maybe that's just South
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America I'd never been there I couldn't I couldn't say neither Nei um somewhere
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I have been is Australia obviously yeah and um I've been there right
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now and I believe this story takes place in Australia um although scanning it now
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it doesn't actually say let's oh no it's from England it's a story from England
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where I where I have also been so that's fine um a woman and her
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daughter have been left in critical condition following a blaze at their
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home now I'm going to leave it at that for the moment I'm going to explain the
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full story here and this this is quite an interesting
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story so okay um they had a dog called
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Molly um it was it was a husband and wife and a daughter had a husband and a
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had a dog um Molly the dog was killed by the husband and he drowned her in the
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bath and then claimed that she had run away he was discovered because he
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attempted to cut the dog's body up and shove it down the drain oh what which
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caused a blockage that's so lels of psychopath yeah he pled guilty to
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causing unnecessary suffering to an animal that's what they call that's what
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they call that that's what that is is it yeah um and is still to be sentenced
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later this month what's necessary suffering I mean couldn't they just call
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it causing suffering is there a necessary amount of suffering that you
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can cause before it becomes a crime I think unnecessary suffering just makes
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it sound a bit worse cuz CU it should sound bad cuz that's a [ __ ] awful
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thing to do yeah like what is wrong with
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you um so anyway um doesn't end there
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that happened uh and then obviously he was arrested I think or taken away
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anyway so he he's not in the house anymore and on um uh a couple of days
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later a neighbor spoke to miss Livingston the wife who told her that
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they had obtained a Ouija board and then attempted to contact the ghost of the
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dog right whereupon um the spirit that they summoned told them that they were
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both going to
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die then the next day on Saturday
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morning a fire broke out in their home the L the women were later found in the
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back garden with injuries unrelated to the fire wait what they have both been
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arrested on suspicion of Arsen and uh and I should point out that I say mother
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and daughter they're age 60 and 37 so they're older than we
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are okay I should have to um I don't know where to start yeah I was going to
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say where do you want to begin with this
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um so they had a seance presumably to summon the ghost of the dog do they know
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dogs can't spell well apparently not Luke okay apparently not so that's
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that's strange anyway but then um yeah
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the the spirit of the dog or
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presumably not the dog um told them they were going to die I then there was a
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fire but they were injured in an unrelated way like I don't know what
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that what does that mean I think what that means is cut themselves I think
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that means they faked the whole thing and tried to make it look
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like they'd been a fire set right so we
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we obviously we gave the the husband [ __ ] for murdering the dog but it turns
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out they're all [ __ ] I want go back to the husband to begin with at the
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start of the story so he drowns the dog yeah he drowns the dog yeah put it inin
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no no no no just put it in the bin problem solved dog goes away they might
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look in the bin why did you drown your dog sorry look we take one more step
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back why do you drown your own dog that's Luke's advice so just to be clear
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Luke's going to give us advice on all the crimes on the show this
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week I mean that should always be Luke's job yeah so if you if you are going to
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drown your dog just put it in the bin afterward yeah don't cut it up and try
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to stick it in the dry just put in the bin cuz it it doesn't say what kind of
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dog either because I'm assuming Siberian Husky but seriously he had have drowned
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a dog then walk down the street and put it in a bin no one would have known
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everyone gone away walking down the street with a dead
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dog but in what world like I cannot think of a dog like any breed of dog and
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I hate that I have to think of this I can think of a single breed of dog that
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I could chop up and flush down the drain I mean honestly the amount of
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effort that it would take to hold a whimpering dog under the water until it
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died literally makes my what brain hurt okay I'm assuming from the
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Ridiculousness of that it must be like a chihuahua or a small dog of some kind
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because if it was something like a Great Dane like
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well kudos to him Jesus all right an Alaskan malamu Irish Wolfhound or
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something Jesus yeah and he um he literally wrestled this thing into
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submission you know what you know what I'm we need to stop talking about this
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this is really disturbing can I cheer you up though sure definitely so I found a
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picture oh of what of uh de dog no not of the dog let's jump back to uh a
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previous previous segment so apparently it was just in the temple obviously it
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was in the temple that got the girls kicked out of the country but they were
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going around taking all sorts of nude photos so if you scroll down scroll down
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the spreadsheet you'll see one of their topless photos elsewhere in Cambodia and
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um I'm sure we'll put that in in the show notes right I
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see right so okay so they were it was their thing and they called them on it
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yeah what that's not on Cambodia you can't call someone on their thing come on
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well you know another thing that you're not supposed to call people on is being
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Jewish yes and yet a uh French newspaper
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is in trouble this week for uh putting
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out a job application not a job application what's the opposite of a job
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application like a advertis a job ad advertisement jobob yeah a job
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advertisement in uh in a careers website
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that um you know has a list of requirements and they say things like be
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organized be motivated uh and third from the top if possible not
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Jewish if possible yeah if possible not Jewish I don't think I don't think
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you're allowed to list that under requirements no as it turns out you're
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not uh legally allowed to uh to make those kind of um exclusions the thing
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that's quite funny about this is that as soon as they were picked up on it right
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PR person for the company came out and said we posted this because of schedules
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it's a studio that does not count the hours so we wanted someone who does not
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take into account cultural or religious concerns right right then the next day
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when they got told that wasn't good enough they came out with uh oh sorry
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did I say we put it up for that reason what I meant to say is we would never
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willingly publish an advert like this someone from outside the business added
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this line it wasn't us we accept everybody in our company so so what
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happened to their original reason behind it uh just ignore that oh so don't worry
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about it yeah just don't worry about that L okay so sorry I thought that when
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they came out with changing so but why just why just Jewish people why not like
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not I mean I mean as ridiculous as it is but why not put down you know not
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religious uh if that is what they meant I think certainly a stereotype of there
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being a lot of Jewish holidays okay I didn't know that but all
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right cool uh maybe I should maybe I should become Jewish maybe you should
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maybe I should but it's also weird like um there are other religions that take
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time out during the day to praying things so why is it oh that's true
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that's right so if that was going to be the reason it would be a lot of
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religions any religion that has lent or Ramadan where you have to give up
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something for 40 days I mean what if that person chooses to give up work bad
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luck you can't call on it that's what I'd be doing yeah I'm giving up showing
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up to things I've given up taking orders from
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you I had a great joke the other day um a woman walks into a job interview and
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the guy said tell me what your biggest weakness is and she says uh probably my
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honesty and he said I don't think Honesty is a weakness and she says well
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I don't give a [ __ ] what you
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think that's good yeah I liked it I a joke um what did the Japanese pirate
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say what he said stop talking to me I'm trying to Fright a
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prane oh man I'm going to get in trouble for just laughing at that moving on
31:54
actually actually no this reminded me of um uh I've been reading a lot of HP
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Lovecraft again lately rereading and I don't know if you guys saw I sent you
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guys I I saw it I saw it um HP Lovecraft as much as I love his stories and and he
32:09
is very beloved but nobody nobody really mentions this but I've come across quite
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a number of instances where he is very racist in his stories there a lot of
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casual racism in HP Lovecraft I mean he was writing in the United States in the
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30s yeah you didn't really have to be politically correct back then in fact
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was encouraged not to there's a lot of slant there's a lot of negroes there's a
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lot of and not only that they're always like villainous yeah like like
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terrifyingly monstrous isn't there a black dog called [ __ ] in one of them yes
32:44
in um in I think that's in Charles Dexter Ward there's a dog called [ __ ]
32:49
like come on yeah come on yeah I mean look I love his stories too and he's
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like fantastic imagination and all that but also also very racist very racist
33:00
some of them make me laugh just because they're like so over the top it it is
33:07
kind of funny when you encounter things that
33:11
weren't uh on PC but that are now yeah have you guys tried to rewatch Eddie
33:17
Murphy's raw video from the 80s actually I think about
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stand but I haven't got around to it it
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can't laugh at it now it's just it's
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so offensive by today's standards really see you didn't think
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you you wouldn't think it would work like that You' think it' be the other
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way around yeah yeah like a lot of stuff is no it's just making fun of a whole
33:44
bunch of things that we now go that's not funny to joke about right like for
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example um he stops you know he finishes a joke and he goes by the way I've got
33:52
one rule [ __ ] aren't allowed to look at my ass while I'm on stage and everyone laughs
33:58
and I'm watching this guy I just I can't laugh at this I'm not really sure where
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the joke is now yeah by today stand it's it's a different kind of funny yeah like
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yeah yeah yeah it's transcended yeah when you like with the
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Lovecraft stuff or with you know like any old oh like what's it Tom Sawyer
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that kind of stuff well the funny thing about Tom Sawyer is and I think you
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actually mean Huckleberry Finn sorry I do yeah that's actually
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incredibly Pro um race relations in that book it's
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about it's a story about a white boy and and a black man becoming friends and
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going on an adventure like it's incredibly Forward Thinking in that
34:38
regard but the language it uses is vernacular yeah I'm reading um Jules
34:45
Vern uh Around the World in 80 Days at the moment and it is if if you can't
34:52
call it racism you can at least say blatant colonialism right yeah yeah and
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it's pretty iive yeah yeah I find that stuff funny
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but I can see why people find it funny too oh god well did I tell you I think I
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told you Matt but luk you might not know this I got called out the other day uh
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when I made [Music]
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a made a comment about midgets oh you did yeah yeah what
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happened to tell
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so um look a friend of mine who's a listener of the show uh was telling a story in mixed
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company about a [ __ ] I laughed and I
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said quote anything to do with midgets makes me
35:48
laugh end quote right and that is a fact
35:52
which is a statement of Truth all right and then
35:59
as if utter Venom was being spat back at me from across the table this woman that
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i' had only just met said with utter seriousness oh and I suppose you laugh
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at everything blacks or gays say too do
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you and um yeah I didn't really know what to say so I just said yeah uh not
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very politically correct I suppose and uh she said no it wasn't uh it's not
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like I don't have a of humor but if you say [ __ ] like that I'm going to call
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you out on it and uh I said I can tell we are not going to get along and uh
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then she left you made a friend made a
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friend nice [Music]
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yeah well I have noticed someone has not made a
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friend and that is a
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priest who um was kind enough to perform an
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exorcism yeah I mean that's what they do right yeah demons apparently they've
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just gotten U mobile phones in Hell or wherever it is the demons actually hang
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out I love this a priest has reportedly claimed he's being intimidated by a
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demon through text messages like
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what who's he like is he complaining to the police about it
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maybe he's complaining to telra I don't know apparently the evil spirit was
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irked that the priest got the better of him and so he started a harassment
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campaign have you read these text messages yeah shut up preacher you
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cannot save yourself idiot you pathetic old
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preacher sounds it's so scathing anyone who prays for her
37:52
will'll die well I mean that's that's a statement of fact in itself
37:56
mhm father Rachel sorry Father Maran Rachel which really does sound like a
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girl name in fact it sounds like two girl names father Maran Rachel told
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local media demons were comfortable with modern technology but he also admitted
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the messages were probably sent through a human host
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right also um did he happen to give the police the phone number that the that
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the text messages came from yeah I mean they could probably early yeah they
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could probably do quite a lot of of um good with that information police work
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could uh could help out there yeah but uh I'm guessing he didn't have but
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looking at this picture I mean this is an old priest from Poland right yeah
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yeah I'm surprised he can use a mobile phone well I think that's the trick he
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can't he's now being he's now being um
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punked by probably some kids yeah is what I'm I'm guessing that's what
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happened I'm actually thinking I have a feeling it's probably a few different
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numbers that are texting him hope so he performed an exorcism on a young girl
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and now the young girl's friends are taking the piss yeah yeah because the
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young girl said to her friends can you believe it my parents got a [ __ ]
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priest in to an exorcism on me yeah yeah this is here's his phone
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number and all I've got to say is if you're one of the kids who's been
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pranking this priest you're our geek of the [Laughter]
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week we it's pretty they're pretty tame messages though really yeah from what I
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understand um from The Exorcist demons aren't that tame yeah that's right no
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they um yeah yeah they swear a lot and they uh I'm not I'm not going to say I'm
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not going to I'm not going to repeat you know we've said enough this episode I
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think I think the one part that really makes out to me that this is probably a
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young child sending this message it's the part where he goes you cannot save yourself
39:56
idiot yeah yeah well I mean maybe in Polish it
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sounds harsher than it does uh in Translation I don't know
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yeah do we want to get geeky we've not particularly geeky we've been goofy
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newsy let's get in some geek News man um
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um you mentioned the George Lucas news yeah earlier should we get into some um
40:21
some George Lucas news let's do it let's have some George Lucas news
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George luas news georas
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news and uh well I do want that that jingle to go in there I should point out
40:37
this is really not George Lucas news this is Star Wars news I know and for
40:41
the first time ever the two aren't synonymous no so do we need a Star Wars
40:46
news jingle gu we do Matt put it in here
40:51
that's she said I'll figure something out Star St
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[Music]
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the so where do we want to begin we've got a couple of Star Wars
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stories well I said we go the first one all right [ __ ]
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hell all right Luke well Luke why don't you take us through this something I've
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always known Storm Troopers are not
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clones yes that's right never clones so since Disney's taken over they've
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released the first official Star Wars novel right it's called Star Wars of New
41:41
Dawn I think it actually ties in with their cartoon series yes I believe it's
41:46
set between the Clone Wars and New Hope and it's actually got in there a pair of
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Storm Troopers are having a conversation and it actually
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has um um we are searching for disestablishment um the one with the
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female voice said so that doesn't necessarily mean it's a female it could have just meant
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one was putting on a girl's voice well such The Establishment well stop you there
42:13
because a couple of paragraphs later it says the female Stormtrooper surveyed
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the cheering crowd I stand corrected so and she spent 45 minutes
42:22
trying to reverse Park but the thing is I've always known
42:27
that storm troopers were not cloned at least from When A New Hope takes over
42:30
because obviously you got Han who is having a conversation as a stormtrooper
42:35
in the lift yeah I know even though they dubbed over all their voices with with
42:39
tamura Morrison in the later films they don't address the fact that like Han and
42:44
Luke are like dressed as Storm Troopers at one point holy [ __ ] do they
42:50
actually have the these aren't the droids we're looking for in like a some
42:56
accent now yeah do they I know they did it with um Boba F they do don't they I
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don't think they did with the Stormtroopers I [ __ ] hope not maybe
43:04
okay maybe I'm wrong but I did with Boba fit yeah and that it that just sounds very
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wrong well all right fine so even within the cannon of the films they're not
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clones like in well look I mean when Leia says to Luke you're pretty short
43:20
for a Storm Trooper yeah it should be you're pretty short for something that's
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an exact clone if if you were to be walking around the space station and you
43:29
saw a short Stormtrooper and you know they're all clones don't you think
43:32
you're going to go hold on a second what's this little one doing here yeah
43:37
not even short just not exactly the same height yeah that's right like even if it
43:41
was off by like a centimeter you would noticed that something like that yeah
43:46
absolutely but yeah F so I don't know I don't know if I'm going to read
43:50
this I sort of stopped reading all the novels once they found out they were no
43:54
longer Cannon yeah I mean this looks
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just by the cover IDE it looks a little cartoony yeah it
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does it looks a little uh Star Wars Rebels I've seen the first episode of
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rebels and I think that's the Jedi that's in it yes right not the guy on
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the left y h and the twac on the right
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who's that some TW yeah right just hanging around as HitFix put it puts it
44:24
by the time Luke Leia and Han were shooting their way out of the Death Star
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any one of those Storm Troopers could have been a person of color or even a
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woman thanks for putting it that way HitFix yeah thanks that's right oh God
44:39
that's not patronizing at all but I mean that's the thing isn't it
44:43
that sorry I've just seen I've Just Seen Miley Cyrus in the sidebar wearing only
44:48
Suds so it's just distracted me for a moment oh I didn't get to see that it's
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in the sidebar of the article that we're currently on not in my side
44:58
far mine's just all stuff about the Avengers I think we've seen some
45:04
targeted ads you that's fine no problem don't worry I'm also getting the mil
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Miley sarus picture all right good sorry I mean mine's all KFC it's just all add for
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KFC yeah hot chicks holy
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[ __ ] look at this what are we looking at
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Miley SS now oh my God I didn't click on
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the link oh no no sorry not not did I uh
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well look moving on with Star Wars news um when Star Wars was released back in
45:41
1977 nobody could tell that it was going to become the worldwide phenomenon that
45:45
it became and um not everybody liked it and uh you know it got some got some
45:52
negative reviews as well as the praise that it did get I mean it's not the only
45:57
film that people have tried to redact reviews I mean uh Empire magazine
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famously came out with its kind of four variant foil cover editions of the
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Matrix uh edition of Empire magazine praising how the Matrix sequels were the
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best movies ever made and then once everybody started hating them they said
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oh yeah yeah we we hated them too um but I've found what's possibly the most
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hilarious uh bad Star Wars review ever from
46:29
1977 and I'd like to read it okay so this uh and this is not just
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some dude's blog because obviously those didn't exist this is um published in New
46:40
York Magazine MH and uh film reviewer John Simon
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says I sincerely hope that Science And scientists differ from science fiction
46:51
and its practitioners Heaven Help Us if they don't we may be headed for a very
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boring World indeed strips Star Wars of its often striking images and its high
47:02
fluen scientific jargon and you get a story characters and dialogue of
47:06
overwhelming banality even with a future cast to them well you're wrong there it
47:12
happened in the past but let's let's ignore that and move on human beings
47:17
anthropods or robots you could probably find them all more or less in downtown
47:23
Los Angeles today I don't quite know what that criticism means
47:27
then he goes on to say oh dull new world we are treated to a Galactic Civil War
47:33
ass sworded heroes and villains a princely maiden in distress a splendid
47:37
old man surviving from an extinct order of a Knights who possesses a mystical
47:42
power I don't see what he's criticizing and it's all as exciting as last year's
47:46
weather reports even the most exciting fight is an old-fashioned Jewel for all
47:51
of the swords have laser beams for blades period is all trite
47:57
characterization and poultry verbiage the one exception is Alec Guinness as
48:01
the Grand Old Ben Kenobi Ben for the Hebrew band to make him sound biblical
48:05
and good Kenobi probably from Cannabis I hashes for reasons you can probably
48:12
guess still Star Wars will do very nicely for those lucky enough to be
48:16
children or unlucky enough never to have grown up
48:21
God got cry baby yeah what was his actual problem I don't know CU
48:27
everything he said kind of sounded good yeah
48:32
right weird but he didn't like it needless to
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say what's he got against the word
48:44
Kenobi [ __ ] druggies
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Kenobi ridiculous well after this I'm going to go pick up some Kenobi any of
48:53
you guys want me to get you some while I'm out yeah I've been joines for a Kenobi
48:59
well someone else who's been smoking the smoking the smoking the Kenobi smoking
49:04
theob smoke your Kenobi JJ Abrams it's it's uh actually
49:11
stands for jar Abrams yeah yeah he's been making a lightsaber with a Hilty
49:17
thing and um people have you know you I'm sure
49:21
you've heard um people are complaining about the lightsaber with the cross
49:26
guard in the um Force awakens trailer M and uh he has apparently been inundated
49:33
with emails from people um from both ends of the spectrum sending him overthe toop
49:40
ridiculous um explanations for a why it's awesome and be why it
49:45
sucks so of course yeah so um he says I will say what's been funny is since the
49:52
lightsabers come out I cannot tell you how many contradictory emails I've
49:55
received from people who have both offended it with unbelievable
49:58
unbelievably detailed Graphics I've gotten things that are nuts and I've
50:02
gotten people who've shown how it'll kill you and how it doesn't make any
50:04
sense it's been the funniest thing to see the arguments that have developed
50:08
over this thing uh he then goes on to say that um it's basically like people
50:12
are throwing all these arguments at him but he they had these conversations they
50:17
talked about it and they worked it out and he's confident it seems that when
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you see it in the film and it's explained you'll shut up so or he just
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doesn't give a [ __ ] cuz why would he yeah at this stage he doesn't give a
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[ __ ] no probably not but um yeah it has been a big source
50:37
of controversy and I'll admit I I think it's a bit silly at the mo at this
50:42
point I I likeed it I thought it was a good idea I me in a world where
50:46
everyone's getting their hands cut off I think it makes sense yeah yeah that's
50:51
fair it's a bit of protection for the r and it's actually more it makes it look
50:55
more of a weapon but if you what it the way two characters that we know of H
50:59
sorry that's not true three characters I can think of get their hands or arms cut
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off right oh no four all right there's the guy in the bar on in on Moss eely
51:09
right doesn't count he's not a Jedi yeah there's the guy in the bar in um on
51:14
corusant in Attack of the Clones doesn't count it's Zam wesle the Bounty Hunter
51:17
she doesn't have a lightsaber MH then you have Luke and
51:22
Vader both cases the hilt wouldn't have helped Vader loses his hand
51:29
twice twice M yeah once
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as sorry good point good point yeah and and in that case it wouldn't helped
51:38
either but there are a few times when they're locked together and if you had
51:42
that extra blade on there that cross Hil you could actually stab them with it it
51:46
doesn't slide it's it locks it doesn't lock have we ever seen them slide
51:51
because I mean if they slide at all you really do need this yeah I mean I've
51:56
from from my memory of how these things work is that once they hit each other
52:00
they're kind of locked and you push away from each other they don't seem to slide
52:04
along each other very well yeah but just imagine you sort of holding remember
52:06
where they sort of hit each other sure now imagine you've got that cross blade
52:11
pointed at them oh yeah sure but it's also pointed at you if you do that
52:16
that's true yeah but I I reckon if you if you hold it right you could actually
52:19
stab them with that part of it yeah look everybody loved seeing the double-ended
52:25
lightsaber
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probably going to be annoyed that a you didn't go and B you didn't invite him
53:31
yeah that's right I mean cuz if he was there he could have done all that stuff
53:35
that we could given her couldn't give her a given her a copy of whatever
53:39
episode that was on CD celeberties listen to CD imagine they listen to whatever you hand
53:46
them just they just St for attention and they just need to be entertained doesn't
53:50
go in the trash because they're the entertainers so who entertains them yeah
53:55
who watches the Watchmen who entertains roseburn is that a
54:00
segment who entertains roseburn all right fine jingle goes
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[Music]
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here cuz why not you just want to create more work for yourself I just I I kind
54:17
of do like doing the jingles I'll be honest all right we like you doing them
54:23
too do you want to hear about the X Power Ranger who killed his flatmate
54:27
with a samurai sword sure well that's it that's that's the story you just heard
54:32
it oh but I mean that's pretty interesting right why did he kill him uh
54:38
let's see according to TMZ well it's according to TMZ the roommate started
54:42
fighting at 3:30 p.m. Medina and that his uh former Power Ranger Ricardo
54:48
Medina Jr otherwise known as the Red Ranger oh uh Medina went to his room
54:55
with his girlfriend but s his flight mate followed him the report States it
55:00
was then that Medina allegedly dealt him a fatal blow so they're both Power
55:07
Rangers that and any no it's just the Red Ranger and his
55:12
flatmate oh okay gotcha yeah now this isn't the Power Rangers that we would
55:18
know I don't think oh is that right is this I don't know any of them I
55:23
think he this one he was a par in 2002 right so they've had rotating cast
55:30
members yeah the Power Rangers has not been off the air since it first came out
55:35
there's been a new series of it every year which I think is actually pretty
55:39
good feat for them to do yeah yeah someone's making I was
55:44
actually looking at this in the article that goes through that um born and
55:47
raised in Los Angeles California Medina was also pressuring a singing career and
55:51
had stin in ER and CSI according to his IMDb profile so I went had a look at his
55:57
IMDb profile his stints on he stints on ER and CSI he was in one
56:04
episode right that to me is not really a
56:08
stint no more of a walk on yeah what qualifies as a
56:14
stint it'd be a recurring character for I'd say at least six
56:19
episodes I i' say character that has a name right yeah okay as opposed to just
56:25
guy in a hospital bed jogger who finds body I've just scrolled down to the
56:31
comments on this article um this Underlord from Glasgow says I liked
56:37
kimbery the pink Power Ranger full stop well it's a man a few words but
56:43
yeah quite honestly I like to Kimberly the pink Power Ranger too
56:47
yeah not really relevant but thanks for that underl Lord how's glasgo do you
56:52
guys like music yeah
56:57
yeah would you say that you're you're happy with the audio quality of of the
57:01
devices that you listen to your music on yeah pretty pretty happy I haven't had a
57:05
problem what do you use you Dan use your iPhone I assume yeah I do and before
57:10
that have the iPod yeah Luke I use my Android you use your android y yep okay
57:16
yeah see I use Spotify quite a lot so it's streamed so it's not the best um
57:20
bit rate um Neil Young Who I'm sure
57:25
everybody's heard of young very famous musician um he was very unhappy with the
57:31
fact that um let's be honest modern music listeners don't really give a [ __ ]
57:36
about audio quality they just want it when they when they want it you know
57:40
like on demand like yeah I mean the quality is good enough that it' kind of
57:45
be bit Overkill to complain about it yeah MP3 is pretty popular um despite
57:50
the fact that everybody knows that it's not as good as CD which in turn is not
57:54
as good as X and Y and all these other formats but no one really gives a [ __ ]
57:58
so but he he was confident that once people heard the difference they would
58:03
care so he he um put together a Kickstarter um a while ago and they
58:09
asked for $800,000 to create a um super high
58:15
quality MP3 player not MP3 even just
58:18
music player um so they raised $6.2
58:23
million for this thing um which they called the Pono
58:27
player they're calling it a revolution in music listening it plays back in its
58:32
highest quality form they've taken the original audio masters from albums
58:37
there's not that many available in this this quality the original recordings on
58:43
tape and captured them again at uh I
58:47
don't know the exact um recording the exact um bit rate and everything is it
58:52
doesn't really matter it's it's some insane level of quality right compared to MP3
58:57
and you can the I don't know if you can see the picture of the the player um
59:02
it's pretty big it's got 64 gig of storage um a very low resolution screen
59:07
it looks like a very early iPod yeah this thing looks archaic it looks like
59:12
garbage compared to modern music players but it's got allegedly very very high
59:19
quality components everything is high quality in it except for the touch
59:23
screen apparently right it's out now for for general for the general public to
59:28
buy oh and I should say that they um they he had previously released a video
59:32
where he got a bunch of celebrities in like um Eddie veter and and Dave
59:35
Matthews and a lot of famous musicians who came in listened to shitty quality
59:40
mp3s and then listened to the same song
59:43
on this Pono and said it sounds sounds
59:47
so much better right but I mean you can you can have MP3s of varying quality too
59:54
well that's the point I think because um David po um over at Yahoo um did some
1:00:00
tests and he got a bunch of people in and he's not the only site that's done
1:00:04
this a number of sites have done this and the results are all pretty similar
1:00:07
um they basically they got people in and did a blind test and they said we've got
1:00:12
this we've got albums on one device bought at the highest possible quality
1:00:17
on the Pono and then the same stuff on this iPhone purchased just on the iTunes
1:00:23
store so that you know average stuff yep and they got people to do
1:00:29
blind tests and say which one they preferred and which one what they what
1:00:33
sented better what sounded better about it which um nobody was able to quantify
1:00:39
um but basically um most of the time people preferred the iPhone if they
1:00:45
could tell the difference yeah so it's it's just kind of embarrassing
1:00:51
really for for I mean you've got You Know audio files
1:00:57
talk about you know you need $7 $800 headphones and you need goldplated
1:01:03
[ __ ] every component that hooks up to your stereo
1:01:06
whereas I mean scientists have said you can't hear the difference like it's it's
1:01:13
psychological like I mean I will admit there is a big difference between a an
1:01:19
MP3 encoded at say you know like you know the old um 128 kilobit ones even
1:01:25
the way iTunes was at first uh and then back when we had dial up and we used to
1:01:29
download one track at a time overnight yeah yeah that stuff sounded awful and
1:01:34
you can hear it you can hear the the high frequencies are all wishy-washy and
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it sounds terrible but when you get something off iTunes now it sounds fine
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like it really really only thing I need to do is like when I go and buy a new
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phone or something it comes with headphones a lot of time they're not the
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best headphones yeah sometimes buying a new set of headphones and I'm fine well
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that's the other thing like this thing doesn't come with headphones what and
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and if you're going to plug plug your you know your um your
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iPhone earbuds into it like what's the [ __ ] point yeah I actually find
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spending a little bit more on the headphones well the speakers is where
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you're actually going to hear the difference that's right yeah
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yeah I don't know it's just all a bit pointless if you ask me and and and
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embarrassing I guess for like I said because people talk about this every now
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and then like how it's sad that people just listen to mp3s and they stream
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stuff off Spotify and it sounds like garbage but I'm sorry it just doesn't it
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just sounds fine and as much ad do about nothing as David POG says the emperor
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has no clothes exactly I quite like that because yeah yeah you can see there
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there's the charts there um they chose the phone like yeah that says it all
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really not just they chose the Pono and couldn't explain why they chose the phone the
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iPhone yep like yeah well I think we're also at a stage like even if it wasn't
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like that blind test but was just listening um I don't want to carry an
1:03:02
extra player with me anymore no no no this thing huge like you can't put this
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in your pocket even look at it it's like
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it's huge it's 5 * 2 * 1 in yeah cuz it's not only big it's thick like it's a
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it's a it's a big wedge it's also bright yellow I like that that's a selling
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point for me yeah yeah of course anyway so I don't think I don't think it's worth
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$400 um compared to I'm surprised it doesn't come with
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headphones yeah well you've got to buy [ __ ] expensive headphones otherwise
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you're not going to appreciate the you know well this thing there's going to be
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a lot of people who go out they're going to spend $400 on this they're going to
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get the cheapest headphones they can buy because they've got this great player
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that's going to make everything better and they're not going to notice the
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difference or they're going to think they're listening to something great but
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it's actually probably going to be worse for them or here's this they'll probably
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buy this think it sounds great because they were forced to buy really expensive
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headphones as well yeah exactly and they're going to plug those headphones
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into their iPhone and go oh actually it sounds the same
1:04:08
yeah yeah I don't know man well he's made his money
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though well yeah I guess so well this is the other thing like it's now an album
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now off o what is it 13 15 bucks yeah they're charging
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25 yeah that's right that's the other thing yeah I think we left those kind of
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prices behind years ago yeah I and that's the other issue is that even if
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it was better it's not better enough that everybody's going to spend $400 on
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this ditch the convenience of having your it on your phone have to carry
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around this big [ __ ] ugly looking thing and then re all your albums for
1:04:47
$25 again been twice as much quite honestly even if right now you told me
1:04:53
and I'm sure some services do this that I could pay $1 for a song at low quality
1:04:59
$150 for a song at medium quality and you know $2 for a song at high quality
1:05:05
I'm probably not going to buy the high quality one for the extra Buck no
1:05:09
especially if I can't tell the difference yeah like and people can't
1:05:14
well no I certainly wouldn't I don't think there's many people who would I'm
1:05:19
not a connoisseur by any means it's all bit strange because I
1:05:23
there was uh have you ever heard this the um uh the original PlayStation one
1:05:29
the first one apparently it's got some the laser that's in it is apparently
1:05:34
like audio files go nuts for it it's like makes the CDs sound the best it's
1:05:39
the best really laser right is just it's [ __ ]
1:05:44
laser like if it so you just make another one though aren't they digital
1:05:50
like it's nonsense maybe it's one of those technologies that they don't know
1:05:53
how they made have you guys heard about that light globe that was made in the
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1890s that hasn't ever gone out that one
1:06:00
in the fire station yes what yeah yeah it's a fire station over in the United
1:06:06
States that um yeah it was in 1800s this light was put in it is still going you
1:06:11
can actually see it streaming online yeah they've got a a webcam pointed out
1:06:16
at 24/7 that you can go and check in because this light Globe has never gone
1:06:21
out like just it it just won't blow the yeah correct whatever huh what's it made
1:06:26
of well here's the thing they don't really know just a normal light yeah but
1:06:31
don't forget back in the day I mean yes it is but lights used to be manufactured
1:06:36
far better than they are now oh of course yeah they're actually
1:06:39
manufactured at a certain point to be less good so that they were less durable
1:06:45
because otherwise light Globe companies would go out of business everyone buys a
1:06:48
light Globe they never need to buy one again yeah so they're made to be
1:06:53
disposable yeah right apparently they don't know specifically why this
1:06:57
particular one is so good and I'm sure when it eventually goes out they'll open
1:07:02
it up and go oh it's got a paperclip in it instead of
1:07:08
tungsten what lucky we're alive here you go Matt I'm posting the
1:07:14
link in oh thank you we'll put that in
1:07:19
the putting it under the naked girl thank you underneath the naked girl
1:07:25
underneath I don't want to I don't want to crawl under there yeah you do you do
1:07:32
cam there it is yeah W here's a picture
1:07:36
of the bulb as it was out yes but just to clarify they turned it off at one
1:07:42
stage when they were moving [ __ ] or doing renovations or something and they
1:07:46
turned it back on y so it's not like you know there was there was a half hour or
1:07:51
something where it was switched off but the point is it's been over a hundred
1:07:55
years like there's a picture from today yeah there
1:08:00
is but imagine how scary it would have been turn it off and then is it going to
1:08:06
me turn it back on the new UPS is working can you believe this bulb has
1:08:10
outlasted three cameras and now a UPS unit that's and that's since they
1:08:16
started filming it you know what I mean bloody
1:08:21
hell well that's that's cool yeah want one of them well actually
1:09:25
guy we I think we talked about this before quite a while ago that guy who
1:09:28
made um Javis from a Mac Mini and it um oh yeah controls his house for him
1:09:34
because he gets he gets really bad migraines and so he can just say ah
1:09:37
Javis [ __ ] migraine and it turns the lights down and um he uses RFID he
1:09:43
checks in and out of his house so it knows of his home and all that kind of stuff it's
1:09:47
interesting but again like I don't know seems like you're opening a lot of stuff
1:09:53
up for abuse you know what I mean I'm fine with that I can't wait till I get a
1:09:58
microchip in my handing it fair enough have you heard
1:10:03
this Theory I don't know how true this is I'm not going to look this up in case
1:10:07
it's not true that's a spirit all right 666 is the number of the Beast right
1:10:14
yeah on a barcode you have um a bunch of lines that represent
1:10:20
numbers right and there are three bars that are longer than all the others that
1:10:25
represent separators there's like a separator um uh IND you know like number there
1:10:32
yeah and that's the number six that that those extended bars are the number six
1:10:37
so every barcode contains 666 all right
1:10:41
yeah interesting now as far as I'm aware
1:10:45
that's true and you know I don't I I'm not very religious so I don't attribute
1:10:51
any kind of uh anything more than coincidence but uh interesting I'm going to look now I'm
1:10:58
going to look that up now that I've said it you guys know that the uh Monster
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Energy Drink is 666 in Hebrew
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numerals I do have some bad news Matt and one Snopes now and I'm looking it up
1:11:12
the first thing that I see when I type in barcode 66 is
1:11:16
myth balls oh cool I'm glad I said it before I looked it up though because I
1:11:21
might not have said it before well what about the Monster Energy drink that's
1:11:23
real is it yeah
1:11:27
it's uh here I'll show you here we go contrary to popular myth
1:11:33
all barcodes don't include the number 666 this belief arose because the number
1:11:37
six is represented by a pattern similar to that of the Guard bars used to Mark
1:11:41
the beginning middle and end of every barcode since the guard bars always
1:11:45
appear three times in a given barcode people who mistakenly read them as
1:11:48
Sixers claimed the pattern 666 was embedded in every barcode however if you
1:11:52
look closely at the six in a barcode you'll see that there's a wider white
1:11:56
bar either to the left or the right all right fine sorry
1:12:01
Matt I forgive you oh here we go Cra Crazy Christian lady proves Monster
1:12:07
Energy is the work of Satan did you say proves yeah how have I not heard about
1:12:13
this oh wow Hebrew numerals yeah Unleash the
1:12:21
Beast that's great yeah oh there's a YouTube video which I won't watch right
1:12:25
now but is that her I guess made this video she's she's holding a she's
1:12:31
holding a case of Monster Energy so okay she's just pointing out the
1:12:37
thing that it points out already but what
1:12:41
is Monster Energy Drink is the work of Satan what what is it to achieve no I
1:12:46
assume it's just a fun logo with a hidden meaning no I know but from what
1:12:51
does she think its goal is oh from her point of view she actually thinks that
1:12:55
Satan is putting out an energy drink what's he getting out of it all these
1:12:59
people full of energy are you know yeah stop being productive Satan says be
1:13:06
productive it's weird the thing I never understood about Satan
1:13:11
right yeah if Satan started out as
1:13:14
Lucifer the angel right yeah then was
1:13:18
banished by God and therefore hates God
1:13:22
yeah why does he punish the people that God
1:13:29
hates right you know what I mean I don't know if we want to do this but go on if
1:13:34
you know the answer to this no I don't I don't I got another one though
1:13:38
yeah if Satan was Lucifer yeah and he rebelled and and he sinned yeah and was
1:13:45
cast out mhm how could Adam and Eve have been tempted by him and committed the first
1:13:50
sin yeah also putting a tree right in front of some someone with fruit on it
1:13:56
they're not allowed to eat and then just going do not eat that fruit yeah that's
1:14:00
a dick move yeah I mean that's they've done tests on that Darren Brown's done
1:14:05
tests with kids MH yeah yeah we cannot be trusted in those
1:14:10
situations we'll give you this Lolly if you leave it if you donate this Lolly
1:14:14
for 10 minutes you'll get another one yeah and it's not as if he was
1:14:18
experimenting because he wasn't sure if we'd do it or not he made us yeah in in
1:14:22
in this story yeah that's he knows exactly what's going to happen yeah yeah
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