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RHOM and Below Deck Recaps · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome
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back. It's Tuesday. It's Drama Darling and I'm here with I'm my co
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host m dreesis. What's up? Emily? Hello, Hello one and all.
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Good day to you, and good day to you. Very exciting double
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recap today, as per Usue, We've got Miami, We've got below deep
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and a hint of your news and some dish here if you, if you
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will, I will. I haven't really talked much about my birthday, as
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as I say in my due bro voice, but boy am I just riding
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high on a red lops her night on Friday. You know, people really
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wanted to know what the landscape was when I celebrated over at the Red Lobster
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here in Santa Clarita at a four thirty four to forty five time, And
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that is about what time we rolled in, about quarter two and a lot
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of space, you know, like you know, people weren't rushing there.
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It was a good crowd and it was getting as we walked out. There
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was a line, you know, there was the waiting room was full.
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Okay, yes, oh wow, I wouldn't I would think four thirties about
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the time everybody rolls into Red Lobster. No, it was you know,
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it wasn't filled up. But again by the time we left around six o'clock,
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was ready. People were ready to go, and they were poised for
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a night out. It is lobster Fest right now. This is not an
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ad, but I wanted you to know because Emily said that she and a
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friend of the show, Jessica Joy, had gone to that same Red Lobster
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a while ago for a lunch. Because Jessica was just Jones in first Lobster.
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She's she's a redhead, a red lobster head. Red had always lobster
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Fest with jess Lobster jess Fest. Can't blame her. So you said,
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wow, we got out of there for and I believe you told me that
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the ticket was one hundred and fifty. It's ridiculous. And we didn't drink
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like it was. Wow. Yeah, you didn't even have drinks. Okay,
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Well Brett and I both had no Actually he had a beer, two
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beers. I just had a cola, and but we got out of there
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at one sixty. That's ridiculous. Well, I think yours, I mean,
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at least for three people one sixty seems like I mean for lobster.
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True. And also you this my ticket was several years ago, so infleetion
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and all fashions the market price on those lobsters too. You don't know,
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Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But what I'm
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saying is Justin and I were overcharged. I don't know how they did it.
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Mine. I didn't love the seafood, isn't that? Wasn't that There's
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something you're gonna love the seafood. Wasn't that that? Slam? Well,
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we had a great time, and uh, you know, it is what
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it is. Brett got me a personalized grocery store cake that had the Drama
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Darling colors pink on the top, green on the bottom, and it said
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Birthday Darling. Oh well, now here we go. That's very nice.
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Isn't that so sweet? Yes? Oh my god, Maddie personalized. She
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made me a card. She picked out some stuff from my favorite store up
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here, barn and charm shout out, and and the things that I got
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from Brett wore things that I had, like he had gotten me a few
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extra things like some can he got me can drink. Oh good, okay.
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He got me some pants from Old Navy and a couple other things very
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Oh, but I had already sent him. I was like the link,
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order this and order this. So he got like a bag. I got
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a handbag and it's from a company that's like in the UK that my friend
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had told me about. It's super cute. It's called Fable. Again,
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these are not ads, Okay, clearly, okay, okay, I believe
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you. And then a Kate Spade wallet. Wow, I've been walking around
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with just like a coin purse because I needed a smaller wallet for my smaller
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bags because I'm you know, I'm not doing the big wallets anymore, and
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so I had to shove all the you know, I'm a little coin purse.
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So I was like, give me, I need like a little wallet.
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So really upgrade my life. That's great. You had a great birthday.
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I did. Also Amy Powers, who is a Darling ambassador. Thank
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you Amy. She sent me a charcuterie board as a gift. Oh,
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I've seen that's so cool. I've seen those advertised and I thought it was
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such a great idea. Isn't it amazing? And I don't know why I'm
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not doing ads for that, because I mean on serious XM, I used
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to do shar shoutouts like Charcuterie board shoutouts because people would send them to me,
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so shout outs. So I'll have to give a shar shout out to
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Bordery who is the company? Again, not an ad. Ads are later,
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but right now later, okay. And so I'm just sharing the love,
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you know, I'm just sharing the love. So fifty is really I
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really feel like I'm coming into my own Emily, and it's just the water
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is great. Can't wait for you to be here with me and any darlings.
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Yes, she is awake, honey, she is very awake and loving.
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So speaking of she's awake, Emily and I spent almost an hour and
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a half on the recapping the finale of True Detective Night Country yesterday. It
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is up on Patreon dot com backslash Drama Darling. If you're Tier two,
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you get the video and you get to see Emily dressed as Danvers and or
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Navarro. Yeah Danvers really Danvers? Yes, I was not You're not a
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truper. Well, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry about that. That was
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very rude. My apologies. I'm so sadly doday one. Well, I
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apologize, Okay, I'm so sorry, but yeah, you know, Emily
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showed up in True Detective where if you will wardrobe and it was amazing,
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so something to see. So again, Patreon dot com backslash drama Darling for
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more recaps and content were over there every day of the week. Essentially,
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I'm just curious too, in terms of the darlings, uh or anyone,
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what what did you think about the finale? Because it's mixed, I think,
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And I'm just curious what people think about it because I loved it.
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You were you liked it? Oh? I did? I know? I
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loved it. I loved it. Okay, Okay, okay, I did
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love it. I just wanted to say that there were a couple things that,
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because of my own personality, I want everything to be closed up,
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not open ended for the sake of pondering it on my own. But that's
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just neither here nor there. It doesn't mean I didn't love it, freaking
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loved it. Good Okay, And your friend, I'm just curious, Oh,
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well, my friend didn't like it. He was more in your camp.
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In terms of wanting a more literal definition of you know, a final
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moment. But anyway, yeah, I'm just curious what people thought in terms
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of the people that we were watching it along with us as we were recapping.
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Yes indeed, yes, yes, indeed, now that's an orange can.
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Just a couple of pieces of news before we get into our recaps.
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The People's Choice Awards. Boy did the stars show up, you know?
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And a couple awards well, well, I guess at least one award was
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given out to our gal Ariano Maatics. Congratulations, she won the competition Contestant
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of the Year on Dancing with the Stars. How about that. I think
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that's great. You know, I only in my little paying attention to the
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People's Choice Awards. To me, it seems only Kyle Richards was there and
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Kathy Hilton came for two seconds. That's all the news I've seen. Your
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wrong with Kyle Richards. Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, it was. There
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are a lot of them, you know, focus on Kyle. But the
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entire cast of Beverly Hills was there. I know. Oh, okay,
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Candy Burris was there, Margaret Joseph's, Dolores Catania and Melissa Gorgo were there
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also, So it seems to care though it's all Kyle, and I can't
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figure out why Kyle's and I love Kyle. I'm just like, there were
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so many other people there. Why is Kyle? She's got the biggest storyline
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right now? People want to know what happened, you know about like Jennifer
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Aniston was there and Kyle is the headline. Well, we're that's because of
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our feed, that's because of our page six. Is Page six now an
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algorithm for me? Yes, of course there, We don't care. You
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know, your algorithm doesn't care about Jennifer Aniston. Unfortunately, your algorithm cares
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about it. Means, how do I teach my algorithm well Jennifer Aniston and
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go and follow all of Jenner Aniston fan pages? But we Page six is
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just giving us like a news page, and they're making Kyle every story on
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there. That's oh, I see what you're saying. Well, going around,
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Jennifer Aniston doesn't have any kind of tumultuous relationship going on with her husband,
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does she? She doesn't have a country singer. Oh my god.
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H I just wanted to say thanks so much for having met the People's Choice
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Awards, and uh, I'm dating Jennifer anisty Now, oh my gosh,
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hey it's me. Wow, jeez, had Morgan, This is great.
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She's really great. Yeah, great, excuse man, that's Mike gal Ganni
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or Jennifer. That was weird, but it happened, and that's what's so
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crazy. All Right, more stuff for Jennifer Aniston in Emily's feed. Let's
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make that happen in twenty twenty four. Yeah, I'll take it. So
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uh oh. Also, I wanted to mention that the freakin' uh Arianna's Chicago
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performance, you know, it has been extended by popular demand through April seventh,
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so she'll still be playing roxy. Can you believe I can believe.
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I hope she's I hope that there's a good contract involved. I know Mike
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bishographic designer said that probably not, but I hope she's making some money,
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like decent on top of that money. Yeah, Mike was like, they
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will never ef I sell the rights to Chicago to A or on Peacock Eva
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Neva. How day you for that? Yeah, let me tell you they
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won't pay anybody better for it allegedly. Mm. That is so true.
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That is so true. So what else? Well, that's that's pretty much
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it for for News right now, and uh so, I guess we can
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just just jump right into our freaking uh recap. Hobb duh. We're gonna
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talk about Miami. Okay, yes, all right, so hey did you
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watch Miami? Okay? Yeah, yeah I did. I checked it out.
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It's pretty good. Day four, Day four we are. We're still
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in Mexico. Let's get these ladies out of here. Okay. I'm so
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exciting because the title of the show is Adios Mexico, and I was like,
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finally, yes, but here we are again and we're still there.
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And it's interesting because it's not very typical where or is it I don't know.
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Maybe it's fifty to fifty where they're on a cast trip and we see
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them come back and then we see them get back into real life in their
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town. Doesn't happen very often, Like doesn't know, I don't know.
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I feel like fresh in my mind is like people getting back to their pets,
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like in Beverly Hills. I feel like Kyle, Yeah, Like I
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do feel like there's a little bit of a transition that happens, but not
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often. Yeah, this was just like half of the show was in Mexico,
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half of the show was at home, just a lot of stuff going
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on. Boy, you know, you don't really realize how much Lisa is
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so self absorbed. You just get reminded of it every week. And when
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Marisel was like on that footage of her telling Lisa before she told the whole
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group about her vowl renewal in Scotland, and she was like, oh,
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yeah, Steve and I were going to vol renewal in Scotland. And she
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was like, who are you talking about. It's like, Steve, you
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fucking narcissist, self absorbed woman. That was crazy crazy. I also thought
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like, maybe this won't be the curse of the vow renoule because she's not
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doing it on camera right, And Marisol wasn't using it as a story point.
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I know she was. I think she would have been really coached to
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do so, to do so indeed, I mean, instead she was like,
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Oh, we're going on our vacation, We're gonna have a vowel renewal,
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We're gonna spread my mother's ashes. We're also gonna like all of this.
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You know, I'm gonna in a business like everything, product, yeah,
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everything, Oh my god, the launching of the product. I'm going
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to be dating Morgan. Everything's happening there. Yeah. I like how you're
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Marathona. It's just like she just got the wind knocked out of hers.
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I'm going to make my new brand of Cocki's in Scotland. You're gonna see
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the distillery in Scotland. So it's a cast trip, a vow renol and
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a brand trip. And we're not filming this. That's bonkers. Somebody really
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dropped the ball or they were like, no, we already agreed to Mexico
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City. It's done, and you can't do a second cast trip, right.
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She's like, okay, I'll just move my tickets a couple of weeks
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after. Steve doesn't care. But it also is like one of those things
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where Steve is just really I mean, he is one of those guys that
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is kind of ignored. It's like Anne on Arrested Development. You know,
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he's like, you know, George Michael, who's Anne. It's my girlfriend.
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It's like who had been dating for the last year. She comes over
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almost every day, she's right behind me. I don't know who you're talking
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about, Michael, George Michael, you're talking crazy. Anyway, get ready.
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It's a ansome. Yes, it's Krystal. You're right, who's Steve?
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I feel like he doesn't want to be on very much and she doesn't
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want him on, and this is the agreement, Like he shows his face
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for ten minutes a season and everybody's satisfied. Lisa's like, who's Steve?
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He's not on the show. Who are you talking about? I podcast?
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Oh my god. But speaking of like brands and pushing your brands up there,
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how about the lunch with Nicole and her dad and the his girlfriend is
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like, my friend, it's clean, prod and skin and skin. Now
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that's something else. Fallsy is the right word, Emily. But I was
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also like, you're gonna come on here and do a commercial while you're meeting
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Nicole, and you're just gonna give her a plain white bag, Like,
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at least put your logo on their honey, because now we're listening. Honey,
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we pulled up, you know, we all showed up here, so
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do it right. What's your name? I have no idea. They probably
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would have done her a solid too, at least like swiped by or amy
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sorry, rolled by that logo on the bag. But of course all I
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remember is and maybe the logo was on the bag, but I couldn't see
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it. Flipped. You went right up to the ledge, but you need
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to go fully over if you want me to buy it. Yeah. I
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actually had a lot of respect. I was like, you know what,
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she's gotta bang this fucking dude. At least she's gonna get something out of
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it. Right, this dude is tracking my periods. I best be putting
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my ship up on camera right quick. I mean, I felt very bad
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for Nicole, but that's a whole different thing. I was just like,
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all right, you know what, she can't falter. She did the work,
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and she's like, it is what it is, you know, mm
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hmmm. Both. Then both those women have done the work and both of
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them deserve a plug for whatever. Meanwhile, rip to Nicole's dad because you
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won't be you know, around no kids, no more kids, yeah ri
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ip that, yeah, no kids, and no comment, no comment from
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Emily on that. I think we need to be respectful, you know,
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those who've I mean barely, I will be barely respectful. But I just
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wow, what a delusional man, you know, I just goof But but
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with respect, you know, with respect, with respect, what a case.
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I'm just glad that Nicole was able to have some sort of, you
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know, in a way closure with her father before past and the timing was
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impeccable. Yeah, and that's the best she's going to get, and she
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got there, so good for her. Absolutely. I wonder to remember in
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earlier in the season, like there's we became aware of other siblings that she
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didn't know about baby yeah, and babies, yes, babies, baby babies,
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oh twenty three and me RIP twenty three and me RP all of our
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information h Russia has it and Marri clones of us everywhere. Yes, fortunately,
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because I really hope we get a second version of Nichole's father. That's
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gonna be very cool. Gertie is so sick here. I felt so bad
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for her. She couldn't come out that day, the last day, and
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I was like, super sick and couldn't be because she can't start treatment if
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she's sick. I felt really bad for her. I did too, and
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for Nicole to be like, oh my god. You can hear her coughing
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in the hallway. It's like, geez, Louise, Yeah, this is
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the day we find out. Lisa talks to Jody and she signed the divorce
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settlement papers. I'm sorry, Yeah, they're not officially divorced yet, obviously,
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And then to find out later that it's like they still need to work
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out the freaking marital assets and the parental agreement. I was like, all
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that crying on that boat and all that shit kicking around and we're not even
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close to being divorced yet. You know, I think I agree with you,
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But then I realize that at least one thing is checked off the list,
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So now Lenny can't use that to bargain against other things, like he
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can't. One thing's not a moving target. One thing we know for sure
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is Lenny is going to build Jody's house for Lisa. We know that that's
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done, six bedroom home. We know it's done on the water, we
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know it's done. We know it's done absolutely. But the other things now
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are still moving targets. But I think just the relief of that must have
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been a big deal for Jody, I mean for Lisa right, and to
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like Jack what like I know, and Lenny picked his plans for the house.
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That's crazy to me, It is crazy. I don't even understand Lenny's
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idea on that. And I'm also so curious to know, like, does
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Lenny actually still own the house once it's built? Is there some kind of
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like Sure he does, which is probably why he wants to do it as
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an investment property, right mm hmm. And then he's gonna rent it out,
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you know, joy to Jony, so they'll leave, like they'll get
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kicked out, but Jody will go back in and then he'll invite Lisa over,
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but like Lenny will make her leave, and then he'll rent it out
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for his Halloween parties, you know, and then this is going to be
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where he puts all his ex wives. Yeah, this house good point.
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But Lisa's lawyers aren't dumb, Like there's god, there's definitely a catch.
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We just don't know what it is. And Lisa will get some money from
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this house because it's also probably like she owns it too. I just have
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a lot of questions. Sure, I'm not asking a red rush. We're
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not. We don't even want to ask a red question. You didn't want
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to ask question. But yeah, and the fact that it's like three hot
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tubs in the house, that should tell us all that we need to know
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about Jody when he's like, you gotta have hot dougs, like do you
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do you three? That is so Miami. No wonder Lenny picked it.
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It's and I wouldn't be surprised if every rendering of any property is exactly the
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same. I just see them all as exactly the same, Just like five
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hot tubs, just balcony glass boxes, glass hot tubs. That's just all
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one big glass hot tubs and with a glass bottom, yes, with a
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glass bot and a big globe at the end of the staircase. Sounds like
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something out of Dickens. Sounds like something out of Saint David. What a
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beautiful novel of a vessel. So I love that, Like, okay,
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so they go shopping. Oh wait, yeah, they go shopping and we
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get of course, the crickets that we find out have more protein than steak.
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I did not know that. Fun fact. Well, I have had
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crickets, and I'm telling you they're good. I like them. No,
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they were like they were like jalapeno, Like they were like salty and they
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were spicy. They were great. I'm telling you they are like could you
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feel the little legs? Not really like once you're eating it, it just
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is like kind of like if you've ever had like deep fried chickpeas. That's
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what it kind of has the consistency of deep chickpeas with legs. Oh I'm
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sorry, Yeah, what did I say? That's with legs. But you
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know, like but you can't feel that the little leg I don't think so
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okay, And I'm telling you, like, at first, they're probably like
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up like in a ball. They're not like out like they're gonna leap,
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yeah, I meaning by the handful. Are you serious? I'm sorry,
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the darlings are probably Wow. Right now, hold on a second. Where
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were you You're like in the other room. Yeah, my living room,
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and we had an infestation. I was able to take care of it on
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my own. Oh my god, that's very impressive. No, it's one
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of those things that like I think it was like a somebody went somewhere and
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they it was like, I don't know, it was years ago, and
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they brought me a bag out of bath, like, oh, oh god,
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is there really good? Did you feel the power of protein when you
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were done? Oh? Yeah, dog, I was able I was able
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to squat Kiki. Wow, that's impressive. Well, Kiki, gosh,
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she's just I love her so much. Don't just like have a pause for
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Kiki. She just is perfection. I know she nails every situation. I
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get. Throwing a juice box was not the coolest move, but nobody's perfect.
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I don't care. I didn't like that Lisa stood up to her like
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that. I always say, you provoke, you're gonna get it, okay,
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you do you always say that. You always say that, that's phrase,
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you provoke and gon get okay. It's like really cool rhyme. I
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love it. It's like my tagline, well did you provoke, you evoke,
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You're gonna get yeah? Uhh bringing that back. So Keiky apologizes first
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to Lisa, which I loved because Lisa interrupted her and apologized back very quickly,
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which I don't mind an interruption if it's for an apology. So I
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really love that. And then Lisa's like, I did this, I did
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this. I did that. I was like, well, good for you
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for bullet pointing your wrongs. It made Lisa. It redeemed Lisa a bit
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for me me too. I needed to also hear that she with the childhood
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trauma thing. I needed her to also acknowledge that that was way off and
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why but we didn't get there. Maybe it got fun on the edit,
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but I'm sure we'll hear it again at the reunion because that's me too,
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Yeah, and not a good way. I didn't not like that. So
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then Larsa is talking to Marcus on the phone and she's like, I'm excited
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for the girls to finally taste my tequila. And then and then we get
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like the conversation about how Alexia and Larsa because they're still really Alexia is so
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still mad at Larsa. Alexia hates Larsa so much, she's not going to
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come around at this point, and in fact, even still on Alexia and
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Marisol's podcast recently, they are really dragging Larsa and being like it's a publicIt
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city stunt with Marcus and Larsa. The whole season has been a publicity stunt.
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And yeah, they're really dragging her on their podcast. I don't think
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Larsa does herself many favors. No, so no, she sure, I
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mean I can't imagine being in a close friendship with Larsa because what do you
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mean, what do you mean she's not good with close Larsa? Like I'm
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just saying, like, sometimes you're not great in a close reationship. What
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did I do wrong? I'm here for you listening, and I appreciate that,
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Like I hear what you're saying, but like sometimes you make people feel
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really bad. Oh, given tequila, I don't have Scotty in my life
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anymore. I don't have a Todd. I love that. Lexi was like,
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LARSA, you're getting half of Scotti's retirement, by the way, Well,
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well, what, I don't know how much that is. Though you
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know, professional athletes in general, they get pensions from like the NFL,
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the NBA, MLB, but it's it's not like billions or millions, So
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I don't know what that is. I'm curious about Scotty, who retired in
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two thousand something, early two thousands. I don't know. I mean,
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he could have had he could have investments in all that. Maybe that's what
30:30
she's talking about too, but in terms of his like actual retirement, and
30:33
I don't know if that's a ton of money. Hmm, yeah, I
30:37
mean that's like, I mean, that is a big problem with the NFL,
30:44
for example, because these guys like crush themselves and then they can't walk
30:49
by the time they're fifty, and then they get this NFL pension. That's
30:53
really not a lot of money. Okay, how much retirement money would some
31:00
one like Scottie Amy's googling? No, I'm actually gonna text Brett. I'm
31:04
gonna test knowledge. She's bretting. I'm going to google. I'm gonna let's
31:14
see how much I texted Brett too. I texted that accidentally. How much
31:21
is NB and Darling's at home? Please google along because this is fun retirement.
31:29
Well, I like that at least she fifty six thousand, nine hundred
31:33
and eighty eight dollars annually. Fifty six thousands. Oh, that's not a
31:38
lot. Yeah. Retire players are encouraged to wait until sixty two to receive
31:42
the highest possible payments. For someone with three years of service, oh,
31:47
three years. The minimum pension at sixty two is fifty six nine eighty eight.
31:52
However, players with at least ten years of experience can receive a maximum
31:57
of two hundred and fifteen thousand. I mean, it's something to sneeze at,
32:02
but it's also like, you know, not going to pay for Lars's
32:07
Larsu's penthouse and her eight hundred thousand dollars investment in tequila. Mmm. Mm
32:14
hmmm. So the tequila tasting killed me because Larsa has to play so nice
32:20
because she wants them to show up for her. So she's like, Alexia,
32:24
I know, we butted heads. Alexi is like, no you,
32:28
no, you, but it has with me and Tolt, Tolt you,
32:30
but it heads with Tolt and she's like, but I really wanted you to
32:34
support me because I worked really really really really super duper really really really really
32:38
super duper duper duper super trillion google Plex hard. I'm like, is this
32:43
my child speaking? I worked really Like one night they work on a project,
32:47
you know, and it takes like three hours, and they're like,
32:51
I worked really really google Plex Infinity beyond plus hard. I'm gonna get over
32:57
yourself. Is google Plex then you and Infinity? Is that what kids are
33:00
saying now? Yeah? It is. It is the new Infinity. Yes,
33:04
that's the biggest number I know so many. Also, it lasts forever.
33:15
I told you about how Maddie is like Jink's Blackout, Well, like
33:17
the new thing is she'll get online with her buddies and they play either Roadblocks
33:22
or they play Minecraft. Yeah, with her, she's a gaming headset now
33:28
with a little microphone on it. I tell you about this. Oh my
33:32
god, she's taking calls her timeline books. So she'll get on and when
33:39
her friends answer on Facebook Messenger, she'll go, it's up. Okay,
33:46
she is next level okay. And then I have to tell you. We
33:51
allowed her because she got this gaming headset for Valentine's Dake. She really wanted
33:57
it with a microphone, you know, because she's a gamer, I mean
34:00
quote unquote, and she's you know, yeah yeah, and so we gave
34:05
it to her, and then we allowed her. We went out to breakfast
34:07
on Sunday morning and shout out to neighbor Rista, one of our favorite breakfast
34:12
breakfast that's what Maddie says, places up here in Santa Clarita, and we
34:16
will allow her to bring her iPad, you know. And so but this
34:22
time we allowed her to bring her gamer headset and we allowed her to game
34:29
with her friends while we were in the restaurant. And we don't ever allow
34:31
that, but we allowed it just for this one special occasion because of the
34:34
headset. And so she was this was our first time talking into it,
34:38
and so she had it up into her like inside of her mouth. She's
34:43
like you guys, I can't find you were you were, I can't see
34:45
you. And we're like, we couldn't correct her because it was so funny,
34:49
and I even got video and then she so then we're like, take
34:54
it away from your mouth a little bit, you know. So she's eating
34:57
her pancakes, and Brett decided at that point for some reason, because he
35:01
felt like the pancakes were too dry. No offense, neighborista, but they
35:06
were a little dry that day, and so he started putting syrup on the
35:10
pancakes. She leans down to take a bite. Syrup's the mouthpiece, like
35:16
just like a commercial, like just delicate, just pouring over the mouthpieces.
35:22
I was like, what are you doing. I couldn't help but laugh.
35:25
I was like, the thing is destroyed, you know that right now?
35:28
And her friends are like, Maddie, why do you sound like you're drowning
35:30
in syrup? I mean, it was a comedy of errors. We wiped
35:35
it off. It seems to be fine. Okay's probably smells so bad,
35:39
like you know, like old syrup on plastic smells its own smell. It's
35:45
its own You're right, you're right, Well, we wiped it as much
35:46
as we could Okay, here all my Nintendo hand the old controllers always smelled
35:52
like like old cereal and syrup. Okay, let's see how Brett did.
36:00
He said, nothing until they, uh, they're like retirement age, like
36:07
sixty two. Yeah, I know that. He googled what he did,
36:09
What I did? Okay, and then you're maybe I'm your Brett. You
36:14
come to me. Hold on, Oh wait, hold on, here says
36:16
and then it's maybe a couple hundred thousand a year is the NBA pension.
36:22
But other than that, there's no when their contracts are done, their contracts
36:25
are done. And then the next text comes in. He says, I
36:29
looked it up. It says it's about sixty thousand for the players annually and
36:34
then after they hit sixty two, but it can go up to two fifteen
36:37
if they played over ten years in the league. So the first one I'll
36:40
give him credit was just from his and then he looked it up. So
36:45
okay, great, thank you. Yeah, so again, nothing to sneeze
36:50
at. I mean, there, I I but it's also like not a
36:54
larsa accommodation. No it's not. And then like when I think about my
36:59
sad after pension, you know, like I always, I don't really know
37:04
what it's at right now, but every year because I've been in it for
37:07
god knows since two thousand and five. Okay, so I am vetted or
37:13
what do they call it. I am vested. I'm a vested member.
37:19
But I also you know, so I'm getting the pension. God, hopefully
37:22
it's there by the time I well, let's put it this way. I'm
37:24
already fifty. It'll be there. I'm fine. Social Security we don't know
37:30
about so, but it's like twenty three hundred. I mean, it's not
37:35
that bad, you know. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess
37:42
I was surprised that they even made a deal about mentioning Scotty's retirement, as
37:47
though, like she's living high on the hog over there. It's like I
37:52
would think before they would they if they knew that mentally right, they wouldn't.
37:57
They might have looked it up, you know what I mean. No,
38:00
Alexi didn't, Yeah, Todd did. No. Alexi will not give
38:07
Larsa one quarter of an inch nothing. She's not anything. Well, I
38:14
couldn't believe what so Larsa had. She's like I had them. I love
38:17
this so much. I had them make necklaces for me. And they worked
38:21
really really really really super duper duper duper really Infinity Google Flex hard on these
38:24
necklaces, but they could only make three. So therefore your birthdays and Alexia
38:32
alexis like that was Alexi seemed to be the one that was the most like
38:38
she in the moment what you saw, Alexia looked really grateful. H Keki
38:43
was like, what the hell is this? Barely hiding it looking logo?
38:46
Diamond logo. Now we're a walking billboard. As she said, I mean
38:51
when I would sell them next so fast? Oh yeah, yeah, I
38:58
mean it looks Scotty retirement if you sell it, yeah, for sure,
39:02
we'll get a gofund me going for Scotty's retirement fund so they can se lartsa
39:07
can live. Yeah. But the necklace, when Kiki wore it the following
39:12
day, I thought it was really sweet and actually it looked very pretty as
39:16
long as you don't know that it's a logo, Yeah, it can looks
39:21
very pretty. I think. So. I think it needed a longer chain
39:27
because it was such a big piece it was. I get why she wanted
39:30
it up in the shot, like make sure that that chain's real short,
39:34
so we get that logo right on her throat. But you know what,
39:37
it reminded me of true faith jewelry. Oh my god, because back in
39:44
the day Ramona gave me a couple pieces and it's like the exact kind of
39:51
like you know, shape and design. It's very sud. That is a
39:55
wild call. That is so on the nose and so such a deep cut
40:02
and I just I don't want to clap into the mic, but I'm going
40:06
to just do it over here. We can thank you. So the pinata
40:15
that has dildos in it was a great idea. I didn't know they'd be
40:20
reaching in. I thought they'd be smashing it. But nonetheless they opened it
40:22
up in public restaurant. That would have given someone a concussion if they were
40:30
hitting that with a bad gut, hit in the head with a dildo.
40:31
Those were heavy. Can you imagine being blindfolded? And yeah, it would
40:40
have been a way to go, you know, I mean, you know,
40:44
production was like, god, it would be so great. We can't
40:47
The lawyers are like, I'm sorry, that is major, like red flag.
40:53
People's lives will be in danger. Adriana looked so beautiful with her flower
40:59
head band, those yellow flowers in that red sorry, the yellow ribbon through
41:05
her braid and her eye. Just think she looks stunning. She's been looking
41:07
so good in Mexico City. Looks good on her, It sure does,
41:12
and in the confessionals that are associated with it. Yeah. Emeliolesavon, Huh,
41:17
he really pops up a lot in Adrian on his life. Don't you
41:21
think what did he say to this episode? He gots there was some sort
41:25
of text from him or what happened? They just seem they seem to be
41:30
real in touch. I see what you're saying. What what am I saying?
41:37
Amy? Wow? Sounds to me like there's something going on there.
41:43
Is that what you're saying? Amy? These are professionals. What There's only
41:47
room for one gossip on this boat? Drive? Now that's me. I
41:51
am the tea queen. Sounds like tea queen. No, I'm looking at
41:55
you. I just think like we're hearing from him a lot and we're seeing
42:02
him a lot. And I'm real surprised he's willing to film and be a
42:06
part of a Housewives franchise this hard mmm. And I'm gonna leave it at
42:12
that. Well, Camila Cabello did not take his song, so he needs
42:16
to Gloria. Whoa, wow, that was I think I got the number
42:25
Gloria because it's not like, okay, yeah, sure, Adrian is very
42:34
talented. I'm not saying she's not talented. Mm hmm. And send something
42:42
to put that out there in the universe. But a hard, hard eye
42:46
open. Well that's really too that Gloria doesn't get songs because the songs are
42:58
written fu me, because I wear eight thongs for Emilio. Yeah, she's
43:07
the new sound machine up back since they want all right, so yeah what
43:15
else? Oh, they bring up Michael Jordan and like even Julia's like,
43:22
so what does Michael Jordan say about relation? Shit? No, fully knowing
43:29
she has some inside information because she fully knew something. The way she brought
43:34
that up right, well, she knew what Daily Mail said. Oh no,
43:37
she's laughing. He was laughing, and that was like laughing. When
43:40
he said he hated me, that was like him laughing because I've known him
43:45
for years. So when he laughs, like he says like I hate Larsa,
43:49
I hate Larsa. I don't approve I hate Larsa, But that's like
43:51
him laughing I was surprised that she said Wenita, Michael Jordan's x Marcus's mother
44:00
gave three hearts as a comment, like a different Wanita underscore Jordan fifty nine
44:12
fan account. Okay, fair, fair enough, that's fair. Well,
44:15
fan accounts are a reflection of how the person would feel. So that's yeah,
44:24
that's no, that's a good point, Larsa. Do you make a
44:27
really great point. The one redeeming thing is about Larsa in that moment is
44:35
I felt everyone else was using Michael Jordan's name for the show, and I
44:39
felt maybe a little coach by production to do so, because it was like,
44:44
could we say his name more please, you know, like in a
44:47
bad way, because they're never going to get him on the show, but
44:51
they'll drop his name a thousand times. But Larsa wouldn't even say. She's
44:55
like, I'm not even gonna say his name. And I did think,
44:58
well, good for you, Larsa. Yes, I thought that she would
45:01
be really driving that train and she wasn't. Yeah, she wasn't. You
45:07
are so right, Well, it was funny. Kiki was calling it out.
45:14
You said, Michael Jordan is okay with it, but he's clearly not
45:16
so who's lying at No? Were they like Marcus's dad, They were like
45:22
Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan, Number twenty three, North Carolina, Chicago Bulls
45:28
Michael Jordan. Oh my god, it's so funny. Well, I love
45:34
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well listen, it's a good this is a good cast of people. I
48:07
have to say. I mean, I know, three episodes in I'm I'm
48:12
like, I'm not even needing the espresso that Captain carry keeps shoving down.
48:15
I'm wide awake. I don't need it. How cute does he look when
48:20
he's in that wheelhouse talking to Fraser with that tiny little espresso, when he's
48:27
in the wheelhouse, when he's in the galley, when he's in the with
48:31
his Turkish She loved one. I was a little nervous actually when they had
48:37
just a slow mo shot of just espresso coming out, and I'm like,
48:43
man, is it that boring that you don't have the footage? We need
48:46
to see a slow mo of espresso. But I was wrong. It was
48:51
a great episode, and that was like a warning sign. You're like,
48:55
oh boy, oh boy, of a machine making something right. Oh my
49:07
god, this whole thing Cat and Barbie and Fraser, you know, the
49:10
arguing Fraser shuts it down and then just the whole Barbie. Yeah, what
49:15
were you gonna say, tell me he got He's got so many great asides
49:28
and you're so right, Like he talks to himself a lot and doesn't disappoint.
49:31
He's a Shakespearean character, you know, he really does. He gives
49:35
us those asides and and that's why we love him. I also loved hearing
49:40
a little hint into his you know, his history. His story is journey
49:45
with yachting, and that is first yacht experience. And this asshole chief engineer
49:54
just dumping the boiling hot water over his hands when he's doing dishes because he
49:59
was home phobic. Is so it shouldn't be shocking because we've all heard these
50:05
stories, but it is shocking and so incredibly cruel and evil that, you
50:10
know, when you see someone like Fraser who took that moment and decided to
50:17
turn it into an empower an empowering moment of reflection and say, I'm gonna,
50:24
you know, press forward and I'm going to get to the point where
50:27
I'm going to be able to fire people like this and I'm going to rise
50:30
above it. I'm going to be the best I can be. And that
50:34
he has done that very thing and got that guy fired eventually, MM hmm.
50:38
Yeah, yeah, that guy sounds awful mm hmm. And I would
50:44
like to know who it is. I would like to know where he is
50:47
on the Seven Seas. It's very possible he's been on one of the cruis
50:52
of below Deck, below Deck Man, below Deck, Dan Annette, I
50:55
mean, you name it. Who knows? But uh, this insane like
51:01
the crew night out and Zandy's burns and then falling into the hot up was
51:07
like traumatic for everybody's eyes. Can you imagine how amazing a crew would be
51:14
that didn't drink And I'm not taking because they all it just seems like they
51:19
all get so blot of the clown drunk and then they've got to function the
51:22
next day at the height of service their capacity, right, yeah, not
51:29
even their capacity, just like they have to be the very greatest at this
51:34
high end job. And I'm like, what if you weren't hungover, Like
51:37
what would that be? Yeah? How great would your tip be? Well?
51:42
You know what I was correlating Barbie's attitude and Kyle's attitude. They're so
51:45
great on service, and service is really a performance style job, Like you
51:51
have to be performing, You've got to have that table side manner and yet
51:57
they're so like, you know, freaking dramatic behind the scenes when they're not
52:04
on deck with the clients. You know what I'm saying with the charter guests,
52:07
What do you think about Barbie? I don't. I feel like Fraser
52:14
is overreacting, honestly, I feel like he was moved by Cat's story,
52:19
which, honestly, like Kat gets out clean slate from me on that.
52:23
I was like, oh shit, all right, but the OC called,
52:27
the religious called, and how she chose her brother at eighteen, both her
52:31
parents died, she had being foster care was not a good situation, and
52:37
then removed from her sibling, Like, yeah, it sounds like a nightmare
52:40
horror fact that she came out the other side. And yeah, but you
52:46
know, so Fraser had that information and then was kind of had a valve
52:52
renewal with Kat and then didn't clue Barbie into any of that of why he
52:59
was feeling a certain way. And Marty had turned to leave and was fine
53:02
with Kat. I guess from what we see, and then Fraser's like,
53:07
you need to really be nice to her today. Barbie's like, what the
53:10
hell are you kids? I thought that was a bad leadership move. Yeah.
53:15
I mean he had already settled it, so leave it there. I
53:19
mean he was showing too much emotion, I agree, and too much bias.
53:22
So he was just kind of swept up in her story and wanted to
53:27
protect her. And he probably knew on some level Barbie wasn't over it with
53:31
Kat, but they was just going to suck it back for the sake of
53:35
the job. But I he shouldn't have said anything. He should have let
53:38
it be. I'm willing to say maybe there there was an edit thing there
53:42
where we're seeing it a certain way. But if there wasn't an edit thing,
53:45
then I totally got why Barbie was like, I like, what the
53:50
hell is your problem, dude. But when he was like, oh,
53:54
what did he say? You have to chill the champagne or something like that,
53:58
she was taking affect offense to that, and I'm like, he's just
54:01
reminding you that's his job. So well, the fact that they had a
54:07
conversation and she was like I'm sorry you or she was like, you're not
54:10
making me feel phenomenal, I was like, bitch, that is not his
54:15
job. Boy. If I walked around in my life telling that to her,
54:19
read money what and what world would I be living in? I guess,
54:23
you know, it is amazing the dichotomy of her life that she was
54:28
raised with three nannies, cooking her food, brushing her hair, doing her
54:32
laundry whatever, and then she could then she also does, you know,
54:37
have a great work ethic and does really well and really kiss it. But
54:42
then she says stuff like you're not making me feel phenomenal. That's where we
54:45
got to like cross the line. We kind of like, I'm sorry,
54:49
draw a line there, and I'm willing to also be like, she is
54:52
pretty young man. How old is she? She's twenty eight. She's twenty
54:57
eight. Yeah, but I guess, I guess if you're to have that
55:00
upbringing and you think people need to make you feel phenomenal, I'll take that
55:06
with her being pretty chill in other ways, I would not have expected her
55:10
to be this chill. I mean, although Brooke from Sprouts that I'll never
55:15
forget her name, somehow, she was super chill. I every time I
55:20
see Sprouts, I'm like, damn, I wish Brooke could come back.
55:22
You know, I just want more Sprouts. I remember her, and I'll
55:25
like space on, Like, you know, Teresa's kids' names or something.
55:30
But I remember Brooke from Sprouts. It was on one to two episodes of
55:36
blow Tag. Well, let's you know, her father founded Sprouts. That's
55:42
a big deal. That is history, I know. But like I sprout,
55:46
Emily remember it Sprout? Okay, Well now when you put it like
55:49
that, now that makes a lot of sense. I want Sprouts on the
55:52
water, you know, get me Sprouts on the water. Show me how
55:57
to run an incredible natural grocery store overseas, you know, on the the
56:02
international seas. How do we do making Brook feel phenomenal? Right? Now,
56:07
that's what we're doing. We're making her feel phenomenal. I want you
56:10
to feel phenomenal. That's my job. If you feel phenomenal, I feel
56:14
phenomenal. Does everybody feel phenomenal? It's phenomenal. How when when you say
56:20
I don't I don't know my ass from a can of paint. But when
56:23
you say stuff like that, I see real truth in your eyes. That
56:30
fucking bo'son, said he Debarbie. Yes, wait wait do you hear that?
56:38
No? I'm wait what part was this? They're in they're in the
56:43
they're coming back from the bar. Oh, and he's like, I told
56:46
you. He's the one that always talks in like Tommy Lee Jones iss Pnhouse,
56:52
Penthouse. It's like, I don't know you from Camp Paint, but
56:57
when I look, I see truth in your eyes. And she laughed in
57:00
his face. That's why I like Barbie. That's good. That's good stuff.
57:07
Boy. I did feel for Sonny when she was on that jet Ski
57:14
and fucking Ben He's just what is his deal? He's such a drama queen.
57:19
Like he's like calling everybody out on the radio about that didn't like it,
57:28
and Zanny has fallen for that. I'm sorry, Sonny, right,
57:34
yeah, Sonny and Benny up and Sonny, Sonny, Sonny, Zanny's Everybody's
57:42
brook. I'll remember Brooke, but yeah, that's his hookup. And he's
57:46
like putting her on literally putting her on blasts like that's awful. It was
57:52
terrible, But Zanny loves her. Zanny's She's my favorite right now. I
58:02
mean she's a little weird with some of her Crystal uh leaning in on that
58:07
a little hard for me. I mean, I know some people are really
58:09
into that. I just uh that that sometimes is a little off putting for
58:14
me. But with her, I love it. I like kind of how
58:16
whack, Like she's so wacky and I love it. She's whack attack.
58:20
Yeah, she's so fucking good at every job too. Yeah, and she's
58:24
trying to tell Kat like when you think you've got it, like, let's
58:30
look again, you better check yourself, okay, because and then Freezer with
58:35
this like this disgusting wosh cloth like that is absolutely threads. There's there's shit
58:40
on this w and you've rolled it up. Not only did you roll it
58:44
wrong, you all should know that this disgusting wolfsh cloth is a travesty,
58:50
Like and it did look pretty bad. Like I always talk about my dad
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being like got an old towel, you got an old rag, I got
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a toothbrush, I got an old credit card. I gotta you know that's
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my dad's old towels, you know what I mean? Like that should not
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have been put out. Yeah, that was really proud of herself too.
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In here, the Frasers like Lady Cat, Lady Cat, well, the
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Charter guests, they like their tailgating and they like the chicken cord on blue.
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But one of the guys is like this is way better than Chili's.
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I was like, how dare you, I thought, sir register with miss
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Phillips. Yes it was, Lady Amy, Yeah it did, though it
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looked way better. But Chef Anthony is really dropping the ball with feeding that
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crew hungover and they're hungry. I'd be petted. Yeah, hungry, angry
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and hungover is not what you want in a small vessel, I mean in
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a small room and bar. But they don't have a lot space, no,
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and they need food. I do feel like the filet wasn't fully Anthony's
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fault because it was cooked perfectly, but that cut of meat obviously was not
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good because it was chewy and they wanted a one sauce and that we have
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a problem. Yeah. I felt bad for him on that, and I'm
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not any I have no idea like the best way to cook steaks in terms
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of I'm not a chef, but I was surprised that he didn't know it
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was a bad cut of meat, like I would think he could. He
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would be able to see that and then what to do and be like,
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we're not I'm not cooking with these Yeah yeah, yeah, right here.
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I'm sure they had backups or extras too, but maybe they would have been
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bad too. But the point is like, I'm surprised he didn't notice that,
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but I wouldn't notice it either. I'm just assuming like a chef would
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be able to do right, right, right right. I did like the
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woman saying cheese, it's and wine. I thought that was very funny.
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Hey man, that's my airplane snack right there. Hey, there you go.
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That sounds delicious, delicious, it is. It's great. Well,
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we do have to cut and run, but boy, what a fun recap.
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