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117. The Audition Special · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 2: can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always mean
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  Speaker 2: that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Soucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't a
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate EI there, but we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: What's up. Nostalgean Nerds, thank you for joining us today.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry for the mini hiatus. We've just been really busy.
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  Speaker 1: So at first, we just want to thank everybody for
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  Speaker 1: voting for us. We don't know if we won, we
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  Speaker 1: won't know until August, but we do appreciated it. I
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  Speaker 1: got messages people going like, hey, I'm trying to vote
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  Speaker 1: every day and I voted and stuff like that, so
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  Speaker 1: I really appreciate it. A lot of fun. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if we.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't if we didn't win, we're gonna storm the fucking capital.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but at least you're not dead to us now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And if you didn't vote for us, you did,
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  Speaker 2: you did, you did, You're dead.
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  Speaker 1: And another thing we were doing for the little hiatus
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  Speaker 1: is we auditioned for some place we did.
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  Speaker 2: We did, and then sidebar. I'm not sure if this
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  Speaker 2: one comes out after the introduction of the news notable news,
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  Speaker 2: but I did flush the toilet. So so people that
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  Speaker 2: listen to every episode, I did, Yes, So yes. We
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  Speaker 2: auditioned for a couple of plays. I auditioned for the
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  Speaker 2: musical adaptation of Hairspray and Andy.
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  Speaker 1: I auditioned for a comedic, pretty small cask play called
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  Speaker 1: Black Comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So in this episode, we're gonna kind of we
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  Speaker 2: recorded a little bits and pieces of our practicing, a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of our feelings prior feelings after the audition,
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  Speaker 2: that kind of thing. So we just wanted to kind
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  Speaker 2: of take you on that journey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so for me personally, this is the very
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  Speaker 1: first time I ever auditioned for a play, and I
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  Speaker 1: was super scared, but I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go in. It's gonna be a brand
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  Speaker 1: new experience. Before I started, I already thought I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it, not in like the way to where
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  Speaker 1: it's like, oh if I don't get it, whatever, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, Okay, it's my very first time, probably not
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  Speaker 1: gonna get it. There's probably a lot of talent talented
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  Speaker 1: people there, so I'm just gonna go in and do
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  Speaker 1: you one hundred percent and throw myself in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about you?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever auditioned before?
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  Speaker 2: I have never auditioned for a play like this. Like
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  Speaker 2: in high school, I was in a couple of plays.
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  Speaker 2: I was in the play high school version of Lem's
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  Speaker 2: Rob Hollo Dolly, and then a non musical play called
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  Speaker 2: The Diviners, which was so fun. It was like about
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  Speaker 2: this old town in like the twenties or whatever where
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  Speaker 2: there was a drought and there was this one little
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  Speaker 2: boy who could detect where water was then he would
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  Speaker 2: find out where it's at. And I played this. I
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  Speaker 2: was definitely typecast. I played this farm hand who was
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  Speaker 2: very fucking gay, and in one of the scenes I
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  Speaker 2: have to teach my other farm hand how to slow dance,
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  Speaker 2: So I was totally typecast. I remember, yeah, who pooped
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  Speaker 2: on the toilet seat in the dressing room and I
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  Speaker 2: like flipped the funk out when I saw it. So
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  Speaker 2: he was a larger than life like, not making a joke,
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  Speaker 2: but he literally could be a body double for drop
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  Speaker 2: of the hut. He was so large and slug like.
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  Speaker 2: And so he pooped on the toilet seat and just
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  Speaker 2: left it there. Because I always ever time I poop anywhere,
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  Speaker 2: I always do a second guest for the most part,
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  Speaker 2: not tonight at your home, but but I always do
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  Speaker 2: make sure I leave it better than I left it,
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  Speaker 2: like when you go camping, that's what you're supposed to do.
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  Speaker 2: He left poop all the h he did, so I
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  Speaker 2: told the drama teas from a speaker, Hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: And I flipped out and I was like, pooped on
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  Speaker 2: the toilet seat, this is disgusting, irresponsible, blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 2: And so she called the custodian to clean it.
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  Speaker 1: Anyways, I did an audition for a play, but I
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  Speaker 1: was I got cast in a play in high school.
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  Speaker 1: It was Annie gets your Gun. I think I'm immercorrectly,
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  Speaker 1: but she goes, I want you to play the chief.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, which I was thinking about doing it,
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  Speaker 1: but I graduated early and so then I already had
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  Speaker 1: a full time job so then I was like in
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  Speaker 1: my head, I was like, well, I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk like this the entire time because I'm an Indian,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Like I was like, I don't know, that
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  Speaker 1: sounds just not very much fun. I'm Indian in real
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  Speaker 1: life and I talk like this. I guess I could
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  Speaker 1: just anyways. But then I was like, well, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to have to like try to, you know, get
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  Speaker 1: time off of work to go to do them, Like
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  Speaker 1: I just never went.
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  Speaker 2: Same thing, like I got auditioned an audition, I got
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  Speaker 2: cast in Caesar the final in my senior year, and
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  Speaker 2: I same thing. I was like, how I went the
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  Speaker 2: first half of the year to school and then I
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  Speaker 2: was like done, And I didn't want to like be
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  Speaker 2: like one one foot into adulthood and one foot into
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  Speaker 2: like school. Yeah, I was like, I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: Some of my best moments like memories of high school
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  Speaker 1: is being in drama. So like, I that's one reason,
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  Speaker 1: and I've been wanting to do this for years, but
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  Speaker 1: like I didn't know too many places actually had auditions
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  Speaker 1: for adults. And then it just seems like every time
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  Speaker 1: I like remembered to look, I was like a day
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  Speaker 1: or two late I'm like, fuck. The audition was like
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  Speaker 1: two three days ago, so that's why Luckily Jeff saw
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  Speaker 1: this and he's like, I'm gonna and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna check it out. Yeah, then there's one I
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  Speaker 1: was interested in.
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  Speaker 2: It was so fun to do it, and to do
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  Speaker 2: it with you. Yeah, that made I was just like
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  Speaker 2: the Krim to the Krim, like that was so fun
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  Speaker 2: to do and be a partner on that. And we auditioned.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a little local community theater called Pinnacle out
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  Speaker 2: kind of in the woods of West Sala, Morgan And
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  Speaker 2: the play that I auditioned for, Hairspray was the audition
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  Speaker 2: took place in the actual auditorium with stage and everything.
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  Speaker 1: There was a shit ton of people, many.
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  Speaker 2: People, and then Andy's took place more in the lobby
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  Speaker 2: downstairs where the restroom was up later, yes, and and
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  Speaker 2: it was it was a fun It was a very
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  Speaker 2: fun experience. But spoiler alert, neither one of us got cast,
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  Speaker 2: so you will hear our optimism, particularly with me, throughout
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  Speaker 2: this episode. So we did not get cast. I think
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  Speaker 2: the main reason I didn't get cast is because I
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  Speaker 2: didn't sing.
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  Speaker 1: But you didn't sing it your addition, I don't sing well.
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  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, but later on listener, I
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  Speaker 1: think you did good. We have a clip, I think.
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  Speaker 2: And I think what I What I don't bring necessarily
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  Speaker 2: to singing ability is I bring a lot of charisma
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  Speaker 2: and comedic timing. Yes, you can't teach that.
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  Speaker 1: No, but the role you're going for, I guess is
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  Speaker 1: wasn't funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was, yeah, no, but honestly, honest to God.
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  Speaker 2: So when I started doing this year was really leaning
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  Speaker 2: into one of those basic bitch trobes of making a
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  Speaker 2: vision board. And I have made a vision board right before,
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  Speaker 2: like the week before the New Year's and I have
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  Speaker 2: like the mud run that I'm doing in June. I
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  Speaker 2: have doing some more stand up. I want to learn
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  Speaker 2: how to play chess. I want to paint rocks.
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  Speaker 1: I love chess. I used to play chess. I was
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  Speaker 1: like in chess club in middle school. Yeah, I never
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  Speaker 1: won a game. I lost every single game.
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  Speaker 2: But you can teach it. So then you could teach
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  Speaker 2: me that I could beat you, and then I could
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  Speaker 2: win because I'm a narcissistic be compeditor.
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  Speaker 1: I have a really cool, nice Simpson chess board with
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  Speaker 1: all the Simpsons characters.
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  Speaker 2: I just I've always helped held people that learn that
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  Speaker 2: know how to play chess onto like a pedestal. And
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  Speaker 2: then another thing on my vision board, and maybe we
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  Speaker 2: could post this for for the listeners. See my vision
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  Speaker 2: board was play the keyboard, but I think I'm switching
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  Speaker 2: that out for the harmonica because I've been listening to
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  Speaker 2: a lot of blues travelers. Traveler because I listened to
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  Speaker 2: I only listen when I'm working out to musicians that
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  Speaker 2: used to be fat but that got scared.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sure.
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  Speaker 2: Is one of them, Jimmy Papa what's his name? He
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  Speaker 2: liked they redid the Roseanne song back in the later seasons,
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  Speaker 2: like what dozen kilos a mega A strong?
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  Speaker 1: I do know what harmonica that each harmonica you need
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  Speaker 1: multiple harmonicas, so I didn't know that until I was
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  Speaker 1: an adult. But like one harmonica isn't going to work
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  Speaker 1: for every song. And I also know that if you
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  Speaker 1: blow out and blow in at the same place or
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  Speaker 1: two different notes. Oh yeah, so like that.
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  Speaker 2: I just I just like the sound of it. I
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  Speaker 2: heard that it's easy to learn the basics, but if
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  Speaker 2: you're wanting to play like more like rhythm and blues,
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  Speaker 2: that could be a little bit more tricky. But anyways,
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  Speaker 2: So I put on my vision board a picture of Divine.
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  Speaker 1: I just I just thought about this. So you're working
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  Speaker 1: out musicians fell off a lot of weight. That's actually
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  Speaker 1: really clever because you're like, if they can do, I
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  Speaker 1: can do. And then you're just thinking about that as
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  Speaker 1: you're working out. Funny thought of that, and then yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm very literal with like my I'm very
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  Speaker 2: intentional with my with my meat, with my ways. So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I only listen to people that used to be fat
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  Speaker 2: now they're skinny while I'm working out.
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  Speaker 1: That's the that's the vibe, and then when you eat,
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  Speaker 1: it's only the opposite. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So so on my vision board I put also,
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  Speaker 2: I put Divine, who was the drag queen actress from
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  Speaker 2: all of the John Waters movies like Pink Flemeno, and
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  Speaker 2: she's in Hairspray and Female Troubles and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: And she played the role of Edna turnblad On in
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  Speaker 2: Hairspray the original movie, not the musical, and I put
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  Speaker 2: picture of her on my vision board. I did not
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  Speaker 2: put her as Edna on my on my vision board,
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  Speaker 2: thinking that's what that's going on, and maybe there's something
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  Speaker 2: else there because I'm all also thinking about doing stand
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  Speaker 2: up but as a as a character has.
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  Speaker 1: Some good idea, yeah, because then like then you have
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  Speaker 1: something to stand behind too, so it's less scary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, so vision board action and then yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so so we're let's talk about a little bit, Like
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  Speaker 2: here's some are of our audio recordings from.
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  Speaker 1: Our prep work before the audition. Yeah, so we thought
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  Speaker 1: it'd be kind of fun. Jeff and I are both
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  Speaker 1: trying out for two separate plays, so we thought it'd
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  Speaker 1: be kind of fun to have a special episode with
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  Speaker 1: some of our practicing. And what we're gonna do is
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  Speaker 1: random two person script that we found online with just
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  Speaker 1: cold reading. We found a bunch of different emotions and
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  Speaker 1: we're going to rollo dice to pick those emotions and
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  Speaker 1: just go from there.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect and and we're listening to this in the future
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  Speaker 2: after we recorded it, so well obviously, Okay, so so
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  Speaker 2: we're on just for two plays. I'm auditioning for Hairspray
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  Speaker 2: the musical, and you're auditioning.
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  Speaker 1: For a play called Black Comedy. Nice, And it's a
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  Speaker 1: really cool premise. So with black comedy, at the very beginning,
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  Speaker 1: the first like minute or two of the comedy, all
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  Speaker 1: the lights on stage are off, and then after a
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  Speaker 1: little bit then the lights turn on. But when the
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  Speaker 1: lights actually turn on, all the actors play like it's
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  Speaker 1: pitch black. And that's why it's called black comedy, because
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  Speaker 1: they're walking around the stage like they can't see what
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  Speaker 1: they're doing, and so the whole play takes place in
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  Speaker 1: a blackout. And so it's pretty cool premise. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, I'm going for that one because it's a
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  Speaker 1: comedy thing and I think it'd be fun.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. So yeah, but then this one releases, we
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  Speaker 2: should probably know if we got it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: So if we didn't get it, you know, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be a great experience to try out. And
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  Speaker 2: I definitely am gonna support both and go see them. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think that's great if we did get it.
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  Speaker 1: If we did get it, I wrote us a song
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  Speaker 1: that we're gonna sing right when we leave, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: just do a quick right here for fun. I did
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  Speaker 1: a Broadway song that I wrote goes. We both got
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  Speaker 1: the part in a play. We both got a part
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  Speaker 1: in a play. It doesn't matter what anyone will say,
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  Speaker 1: because we both got a part in a play. Growing up,
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  Speaker 1: it was my dream to be center stage. Then one
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  Speaker 1: day I decided, no more, I'm no longer afraid. I
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  Speaker 1: talked to my buddy. He said, let's do it. If
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  Speaker 1: I try out, if you try out, then all go
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  Speaker 1: through it and maybe, just maybe, just maybe, one day
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  Speaker 1: we'll both get apart in a play.
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  Speaker 2: Nice in a play.
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  Speaker 1: And that's some dancing and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds amazing. Yeah, I wrote that, damn andy.
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  Speaker 1: If anything, I'll be the next Lynn Manuel Moris.
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  Speaker 2: Can you try out for both?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I can't sing, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't how like I would be so like like I
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  Speaker 2: want to get the role for sure, but like if
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get the role, how fabulous would it be
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  Speaker 2: to have you play at a uh uh thorn blad
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  Speaker 2: whatever regular? Yeah, I don't know, but uh turn bland
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  Speaker 2: there we are. That would be so fun? Would you
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  Speaker 2: do it? Like if you could sing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I would you would? You'd be okay?
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  Speaker 2: Wearing a dress, o'kay?
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  Speaker 1: I think it'd be fun.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck. Yeah, dresses are like mumos, so that's cool. Jerby
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  Speaker 2: wears momos. Now, yeah, wh he does. He wears nightgowns.
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  Speaker 1: That's what. Yeah, I was actually I just done a
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  Speaker 1: picture of my daughters about those old timey nightgowns where
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  Speaker 1: they have like a ship ton of buttons up the
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  Speaker 1: front for some reason, when you don't need all those buttons,
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  Speaker 1: just have like anyways, and then those old school nightcaps.
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  Speaker 1: I think you could have one of those.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to have those all those buttons
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  Speaker 2: to try to keep like by the time you're done
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  Speaker 2: with it, you've realized like, no, I want to go
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  Speaker 2: to have ben at old sex.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, So who am I.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be grace, you' be tests And I'm just gonna roll.
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  Speaker 1: So there's twenty and I'm just gonna roll a dice,
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  Speaker 1: and this how I'm going to start it. So seventeen
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  Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, So this is dizzy.
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  Speaker 2: So this is what they do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They just said they're gonna have you
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  Speaker 1: read with another person and it's gonna be a cold read,
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  Speaker 1: so we don't know what we're gonna get. And then
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  Speaker 1: it says we're just gonna have you do it different ways.
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm assuming they're gonna be like, well, do
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  Speaker 1: it sad? Now? Do it funny? I guess I don't
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  Speaker 1: know though.
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  Speaker 2: And then when you were standing up there, like really
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  Speaker 2: tried to like, don't like, don't do any kind of swinging.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I do with my feet a bunch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So even if because I do that.
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  Speaker 1: I sway back and forth and I tap my feet
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  Speaker 1: a bunch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so really like and have good posture and like
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  Speaker 2: if it if the emotion requires that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so the first one is dizzy. Yeah, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna start it like.
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  Speaker 2: Dizzy.
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  Speaker 4: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure this is a safe place to be? No?
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  Speaker 1: What are you? Wait? What? Then?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 1: Why are we here? What did you say?
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  Speaker 2: I I never said it was the safest, Yes you did.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to play dizzy. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: they're not going to say dizzy. I feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: going to do emotion.
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  Speaker 2: Where did you come up with these?
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  Speaker 1: I just looked up random emotion? Yeah, dizzy in my
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  Speaker 1: thirteen Okay deflated, Okay, yes you did. There was no
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  Speaker 1: way I would have come here in here if it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't for you. The only reason I rushed out of
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom in here, damn it. I'm just so tired. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: when I get really tired, in my eyes get.
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  Speaker 2: Like all right, so maybe lean into that because it
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  Speaker 2: deflated it sounds like tired.
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  Speaker 1: Yes you did. There was no way I would have
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  Speaker 1: come in here if it wasn't for you. The only
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  Speaker 1: reason I reached rushed out of the bathroom and in
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  Speaker 1: here is because everyone is yelling. I hate closets, I
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  Speaker 1: hate small spaces and whatever you call phobic.
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  Speaker 2: You need to be quiet. You're making it unsafe.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I'd rather be floating on a tiny raft in the
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: middle of an ocean than stuck in a tiny closet.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: You said, let's get in here quick, like you knew
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: this was the safest place to be. So I listened
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: to you. Why I should have run in the opposite direction, And.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I think Jeremy always tells me to like go slow,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: like go cause you're gonna think you're going slow and
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: talking slow, but you're really not, so like take your
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: take your time. I don't. I'm not acting no great, No,
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: this is yeah, just wonderful. Oh you know what, this
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: would be the safest place if you weren't in it.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Then maybe I should go. You want me to go
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I'll go.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Stop, what are you doing?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Clueless? Clueless?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, stop all right, don't be stupid, you're staying Just
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: shut up. I should be doing too. Uh, just shut
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: up for like two seconds.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a lockdown before?
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: No, but my dad's a cop and he's shown me
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: a bunch of videos.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what did I just touch?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know what did you touch?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was it was wet. I
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: think we're just doing the movie. Yeah, so we got three,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: which is bored. Okay, disgusting, this is this is something
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: disgusting and wet in here. Maybe it was a dog,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: like a wet lost dog that doesn't bark, but it
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't moving, so why would it be a dog.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: It's not a dog.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, I know, but it's just.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, it's probably a mop or something. We're in
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: a closet.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a janitor's closet.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You do a good job of nunciating words.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I'm really trying to focus on that because I know why.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Sad. Why are they all aflate? That's sad? Clueless? Okay,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: here we go. We'll do a sad one. Uh, like
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: a like a janitor's closet.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Did you hear anything? Oh?
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: All I hear is you talk?
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Can?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I'm just why are you so angry?
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not You're like always.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Angry at me, especially it seems is it something I did?
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Because I've been thinking, even before you trapped me in
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: this wet death cage, that you have like an attitude
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: with me and maybe with something I did. But I
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: don't think so, because I mean, I barely even interact
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: with you except when I have two in class or something,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: and even then it's not like we're friendly. I mean,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I try to be friendly to you, but you always
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: seem so angry. So the only thing I can think
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: of is that it could possibly be is that I
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: got the part of Claire and you didn't. I don't know.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's not anger but jealousy. I mean, I'm sorry
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: if you feel the way. If you feel that way,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: but I didn't cast the play. So maybe it's something
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: you should talk to him as me about, if you're
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: like harboring all these feelings or whatever.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I like, how uh natural it sounds. One, I'm not angry. Two,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that part want to want
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: that part. Oh they were Three. You realize if you
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: keep monologuing like this that you're gonna possibly get killed.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I just this is a play about that. They're very
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: for school lockdown.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, dark, I would not be talking again. Oh
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: is there a school shooter?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: They don't know, they're just in their lockdown.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wouldn't be talking this much. Oh, but that's
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the whole point. Okay, Grace is nervous.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: One. If you're not angry, then why do you always
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: look angry? I got angry. I got anger. One what
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: am I lost? Okay? One? If you're not angry, then
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: why do you always look angry? Two? Of course you
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: wanted that part. Everyone did. Claire is the lead. Three
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: do you really think we might die?
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: One? This is not just my face? Two Did you
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: ever think that not everyone wants to play the lead.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe some people are better in smaller roles?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Three?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Yes I do?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Oh really?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. I'm gonna die in
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: this janitor's closet.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Why do you keep moving around like that? Just relax,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm sure everything's gonna be just flying.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I should have stayed in the bathroom.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't have. That's a real all of these
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: places to hide.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, I definitely should have stayed in the bathroom.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: We stopped jumping around. You're gonna knock something over.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: This is depressing. One is happy.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Oh see, yeah, oh yeah, we needed this.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Oh I have to do something. Just breathe.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I told you. Everything's good to know.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Really I have to pee, like I really really have to.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I was in the stall when the announcement went off,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: and I just stopped and ran out, thinking I don't know.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I was afraid. And now that the adrenaline is wearing off,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: my bladder is waking up, like, hey, remember me, Grace,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: we have unfinished business. Maybe I'll try and make it back.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: No, you can't leave?
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Then what should I do?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Hold it?
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I can't. I'm telling you I can't.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, just uh just go then, silly, just go?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, just go? Then?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: What go?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Where?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Here? Yeah?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Just go?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: You gotta go, You gotta go, just go here? Why not?
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Nature calls? This is the emergency situation. We can't leave,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Just go on the bucket or something.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Wait are you crying?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: This is so embarrassing. I'm gonna die in the janitor's
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: closet and a puddle of my own pet?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Did we switch rolls?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: So why not that your calls? Okay? Are you right?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: No? Oh?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: You do that again?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Are youry?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing. I'm gonna die in a Janner's
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: closet in a puddle of my own p It's okay.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: We're not gonna die. Oh you don't think so, No,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Busy again.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're recording that we could use this later.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Disappointed? Oh, I just go you go pee with me
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: then in the closet.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: No, I will not. Okay you can though, I just did. No,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: so you did feel better?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Hats wait yeah, oh no, I say that again.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's just weird that. Okay, pause, they listen. Hey, Tess, Yeah,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I know you don't want to play the lead, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I understand that not every that's not everyone's type of
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: style or whatever. But you would have been a You
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: would have been a great player and you could have
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: been the lead if you wanted any day.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, thanks? Maybe next year, yeah, next year, definitely, curious. Yeah,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: hand me the mop.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder how this play ends, Like, I wonder if.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: They get out of the Yeah, this is that was
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: really good?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: That was actually pretty fun. Do you want to do
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: your song now?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Because what I can do is I can connect.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: I'm so nervous. I shouldn't be nervous. You killed it,
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: by the way, that was really fun.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I think we both killed it. Thank you.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I think a future project of ours should be writing
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: a play. Oh yes, maybe we could do like pretty
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: much what you just did and do a play and
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: we changed the emotions like fun.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that would actually be a lot of fun.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Just a few scenes and then we just randomly yeah
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: what you just said.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: No, it's okay. So I am using. So I'm auditioning
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: for the role of Edna and Harry Spray, I'm auditioning
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: with poor unfortunate souls from Little Mermaid. This is when
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I go to karaoke songs. Definitely the best Disney villain
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: of all time. And sidebar, so, the appearance of Ursula
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: in the original cartoon movie is based on the drag
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: queen divine who originated the role of Edna.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't know that.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's kind of that. And then also my
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: first baby sitter I ever had was an elderly woman
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: down the road from us named Edna, and she had
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: one arm. She said it was and I shared this
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: with you. She said it was because one of those
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: claw machines, like at the restaurant or whatever she put
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: her hand in it tried to grab us animal or
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: a toy or something, and she got her arm stuck
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: and they had to saw off her arm.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I get that she's probably tell that to you to
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: like for a safety reason, But that's really intense. How
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: old do you think you were.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was not even in school yet, like four.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: That's so frightening.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, that wasn't even the reason. The reason was she
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: came from a really bad family and she hurt her
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: arm and the parents never took her to the doctor
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: until it got like really infected and stuff.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: She came from a really bad family and her family
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: had to sell her arm for food. Yeah, there we go.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: She you probably do you can. I need a lot
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: of money selling your arm to like cannibals.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Probably. Is it illegal? No, Actually, you can cut
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: off your own arm. Me and my daughters look this
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: up like a few weeks ago. You can cut off
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: your own arm and it's not against the law unless
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: you force somebody to watch you do it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: So if I cut off my arm, not in front
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: of anybody, I'm forcing to and then serve it to
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: people to eat if they know that it's my arm.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know about the cannibalism part. I just know
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: about the cutting off part. But I feel like cannibalism's
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: against the law.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: But it's not illegal for me to like sell my
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: toenails if I wanted to do that, just so one
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: does it become a part of your body because I
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: could sell my hair. People donate hair to like cancer
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: people all the time.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I guess if you gave away your hair
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: and I ate your hair.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, we need to don't. I'm gonna donate to some
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: cause now for for what I just said, because I
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: was comparing people with cancer who want a wig so
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: they feel more normal during that traumatic experience. Are going
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: through to cannibalism. So okay, Okay, Jesus.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Christ God, damn, we got off track so fast. I'm
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: thinking of this song cannibalism.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Oh a babysitter name? Okay, all right, we got I
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: want to like stand but no, okay, I won't stand,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: but maybe I'll try it. Okay, Well, see how it
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: goes like it's really gonna make a fucking difference, like Jesus. Okay,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: so I'm nervous, so we'll see how it goes.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, you want.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: This ladder, sure, but without my voice, how can I You'll.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Have your looks.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You're pretty faced, and don't underestimate the importance of body language,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: the met up that unlacks a lot of. It's too loud.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Sorry, it sounds really good. When I close my eyes. No,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: when I close my eyes, I could definitely see you
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: playing this character. You're doing great. You don't worry about it. Yeah, well,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: honestly before you start, because I don't hear you do
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: drunk karaoke. Before, I was like, I don't know how
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: this is gonna be. You sound fine, just so don't
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: be worried. Yeah, that sounds good.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: You're so positive, so we is. Oh so I should
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: be doing this part?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay. It would be awkward to be up
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: there with without this, So it's gonna be. It's only
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: a minute twenty four.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: On the audition, I asked to keep it under a minute.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Under a minute, yeah, a minute max?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah, I'm not asking much, just a token,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: really a trifle. What I want from you is your voice.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: But without my voice, how can I.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: You'll have your looks. You're pretty face and don't underestimate
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: the importance of body. Oh this is the Oh wait,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: this is the wrong one.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can do the other one.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna do. Yeah, I think the slower
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: one would be good. Sorry, I'm so high meat, it's
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: huh okay, so we have a listener uh a listener comment.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I listened to last week's episode and this week's Nuggy
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: nice nice back to back yesterday because I didn't get
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: around to the episode last week. I had such a
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: huge collection of POGs and slammers, but I never played
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: the game one laughing emoji. I didn't even know how.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I just loved collecting all of the rat designs you
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: could get. Also, I noted that Andy said he went
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: to a Mustachio m Atis concert, and I was super
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: stoked about that. I also love them. Haven't been to
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: his show, but he is from Pennsylvania in the Philly Okay,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: oh vicinity. I'm not sure why I rambled about that.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I'm on part to fit right in on this pod.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: That's from j super fan, j thank you ja.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Okay, I admit that in the pasta I've been a
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: nasty They weren't kidding when they called me well a witch,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: But you'll find the nowadays I've mended all my ways, repented,
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: seeing the light and made a switch.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Truly.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I fortunately know a little magic. It's a
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: talent that I always have possessed. And dear lady, please
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: don't laugh. I use it on behalf of the miserable,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: lonely and depressed, pathetic, poor unfortunate souls and pain in need.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: This will long as you be thin, and that one
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: wants to get the girl. And do I help them? Yes? Indeed,
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: those poor unfortunate souls, so sad, so true, they come
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: flock into my cold and crane sposo celebrities, and I
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: help them, Yes I do. Now It's happened once or
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: twice someone couldn't pay the price, and I'm afraid I
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: had to kencross the course. Yes, I've had the odd complaint,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: but on the whole I've been a saint to those
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: poor unfortunate.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Dude, that's good, Like, that's just good. Like I like that,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: like it sounds really good. Yeah, sick awesome.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Because I'm thinking, like I want to channel I always
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: miss up his name, but Harvey Feinstein, like I want
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: to channel like that. I want to do more of
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: like a comical And I think with this role, like
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: it could go to somebody who's not like a singer
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: like Tracey definitely the one who Queen Latifa played like
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: that probably should be a singer. But like this one
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: is like I'm a man in a dress, like you know,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: like that's what the role is. It's always cast like
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: a man. So anyways, we'll see any worry about with that.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I think you're good.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you. I wish that I could travel with
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: auto tune or like have auto tune in my voice.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like some kind of in your neck.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Do you think that I should try talk singing more
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: and and not sing as much?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I think, whatever you now. On the second one, I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: would try to keep it like that, okay, yep, because
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: one part where you went a little high at one point,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I really liked it because remember they said, like you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: have to like a F three or something, but you
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: just barely touched you and like and then it brought down,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: but at least you hit that note. Even though you
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: didn't hold it, so it shows the rain. Okay, I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: think you should keep it. Yeah, yeah, that's dope. And
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: what I'll do is i'll edit that out and i'll
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: send it to you tonight so you can hear yourself.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Oh I'll probably do tomorrow, but you can hear it
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: with you, you know. So a good job.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: That's great, Okay, thank you. I really appreciate that. I
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: was nervous that you'd really make me feel comfortable. But
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: you would tell me if you're like Bra, well, like.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: That the other version you were doing. Yeah, I didn't
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: love that one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: The second verse of it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I really like that one. I think that's where
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: that's Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: But you you would tell me like I would not
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: be heartbroken. They won't have to keep this in part,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: but I wouldn't be heartbroken if you were like Bra.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I would tell you if I thought you were going
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: to embarrass yourself, and I don't think you are. I
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: think you sounded good. I think it's a really good
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: audition piece for you too, because it has like the
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: fun and every I think it's great. Like, I think
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: it's really good.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so I won't embarrass myself, but not
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: good no.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I think you sound good. Yeah, no, I would just
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: like if I thought it was bad, I would say, like,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: you know, you can you know it's gonna be a
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: good experience, is what I would say.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go just have fun, Like I'm excited to
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: like record this episode and like and just and just
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: go with it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I'm gonna do stand up soon for the
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: first time. I'm just doing things that I'm like, you know,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: get older, I've always wanted to be in like a
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: place I'm gonna do it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: So yeah, fuck yeah. You know what if we don't
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: get it, If you get it and I don't, I'm
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: gonna be excited for you. If we both don't get it,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I think we need to write our own play and
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I will prove all the haters wrong.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Juicy baby.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, we will check in with you guys soon. Awesome.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: So that was some of our audition stuff and like
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: game prep for the audition. Andy, How okay. So we
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: met up at your home kind of went through our
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: practice and you know, we did our you know, different
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: emotions with your script. That was very awesome inappropriate that
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: you chose.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: So it wasn't like that at all. So when I
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: read how we were going to audition, I thought it
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: was similar to that. But essentially what it was is
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: there was probably i don't know, maybe ten lines of dialogue,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: but each line had six or seven words, and so
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: then it was a partner. It's called open scenes, so
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: there's no context of the scene. You just have to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: create a scene based on what they're saying. And I've
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: never done that before.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so the lady I was with, she was
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: very sweet. I was like, hey, by the way, this
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: is my first time ever doing this, so if I
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: don't do great, sorry, I don't make you look bad
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: bad and she was like, oh no, you're really sweet
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So it was fine, but it's kind of
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: hard to come up on the spot, and you had
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: about two or three minutes to create a scene and
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: then you know, you could look at the lines at least.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: But what we did was like a driving thing and
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: we hit somebody by accident and then we had to
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: move them and it was okay. But my thing though,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: she goes, uh, she goes, hey, you did great. You
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: bade me laugh, And believe me, if you bade me laugh,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: then you're doing something right, which very nice, and she's
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: being very supportive, but like, who the fuck are you? Yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: like what if like her favorite comedian is Jeff Dunham
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: and then I'd be like, oh, and then I'd be
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and then she'd be like, that guy is just as
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: funny as Jeff Douneham, and then I would fucking kill myself.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: The one with the puppets, Oh, he's fucking funny every
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: time I see him. It's a lot for a comedian
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: to make me laugh. And when I see those puppets
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: when they're like so fucking inappropriate, I love it so much.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: So you're a partner with this broad And then.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: We ended up doing that with like three or four
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: different people but different scenes, so they go, okay, take
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: this one and then another one. So every time it
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: was something slightly different, just to kind of see how
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: you vibed with everybody. And overall, if I had to
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: rate myself, i'd probably give myself six out of seven,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Like you know, I was in there and I always
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: think or six to seven out of ten. Sorry.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: With all of the pairings, was it opposite gender.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes sometimes it wasn't. Then they had some open
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: scenes where it's like three people things like that. But
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: my whole like all the research I've done, the biggest
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: thing I see is just be present. And then like
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: what I read Patrick Stewart's book, and he's one of
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the best actors of all time. You know, he would
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: into the Shakespeare ship and so he goes the thing.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: He there's a few questions he asks himself about his character,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: what do other people think about me? My character? What
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: do I think about my character? And stay present? And
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: why am I doing this? A few other things. But then,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: like before we did everything, I'm like, okay, So when
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it like that first one when I was driving, I'm like, okay,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm in my head. She's my wife, so she
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: probably thinks I'm cool or you're not cool. Whatever. She
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: probably loves me. So that's how I'm gonna play it.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: And so that's that's how I did it. I was
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and I was present the entire time, So you know,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I think I did pretty good. I could instantly tell
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: the level of talent above me. These people have been
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: doing it a long time, So I'm not saying like
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: poor me or anything. I'm just like, I could instantly
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: tell these are very talented people.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Gotcha, how many total people. Do you think approximately were
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: auditioning for your play?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: There were nine dudes there because there's four male roles.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: So I was like, well, I guess technically I have
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: about a fifty to fifty, you know, and then there's
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: probably about twelve females there, maybe ten something like that
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: right around there.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, and then did you meet the director? And
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: then and the director was the female? Yes, super nice,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: like yeah, very sweet.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: She emailed me before I started because I was like, hey,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I've never done this before, so I might have some
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: silly questions and she answered them all. I do kind
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: of feel like she didn't answer one enough because this
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: whole play, they all it's like in England, all right,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: so they all have accents. All of them talk about
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: their accents, except for the character I was going for.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: So then I was like, just out of curiosity though,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, what if I was going for like
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the German character, what I have to do an accent?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: She goes, no, just auditioned normally, we're gonna have a
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: dialect coach to help you out during the play. I
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: was like cool. So I didn't know though, that every
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: character fucking had an accent, because if I would have
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: known that. I probably wouldn't have done it just because
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I know I cannot do accents. But no, she's very
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: sweet though, like I don't have an issue with it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I just you know, yeah, And also not to be
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: like completely on your side and be biased. I strongly
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: doubt that any that most people that are trying out
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: for community theater in Salem, Oregon for a play that
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: requires an accent are gonna be that believable.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: You would think, were they good? Okay? So then they
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: had the dialect coach come downstairs, right and he brought
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: these pieces of papers that just to see how you
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: could do because she in the email, she goes, well,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have a dialect coach there, and he's great,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: he can teach you how to do that stuff. So
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: essentially he was just there to see if people had
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: they could actually even do a little a bit of it.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: So like one of the lines was like the big
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: black bug bit, the Big Black Bear, but doing like
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: an English accent. So I never I was like, all right,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: here we go, and I was like the big block
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: bug bit, the big block Bath, and I say I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: can't do it though. But the hardest part was so
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: he had every and there's like twenty different lines you
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: could choose on this piece of paper. Some of them
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: were like, my daha went to the party or whatever,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: you know, my daha went to the part anyways, And
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: so people were just going down the line. And I
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: didn't do this because I was scared and I didn't
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: want to go. I liked to go first on things
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: when I'm scared, because I like to get out of
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, just the way it happened, I was
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: the last one. But I was like, oh, well, at
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: least I know that I'm not going to be the
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: only one that can't do English accent. And there's about
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: twenty people there, every single person fucking knocked out of
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: the park, every single person. Then it gets to me
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, but I did three lines. I said,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna commit even though I know I can't
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: do this, And I committed. That's so awesome, and I
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't Yeah, I don't feel bad. I
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: just probably would have done it because I can't do accents.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I'm trying the Big Black Bear, the Big Black bug
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: bit the Big Black Bear is the lion is one
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: of them. I want to try it the Big Black
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: the big Black bug Bit, the big Black player.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's like the tea pot is ready, like
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the tea pot is ready or whatever.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I wish I would have known this that it was
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: going to be dialect like fully, because honestly, the way
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: to do a British dialect is to go in acting
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: like you're talking like you're death.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to try it, Okay, Okay, Well, I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: don't know how ifensive that is the big Bit, the big.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Kill it.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: You sounds just like the guy for Oasis do.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: How do def people that are from Britain have British sents?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, right, huh.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. So so after you did, I think that's really
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: cool that they did kind of like it's like a
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: workshop and it wasn't like a one and done kind
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: of thing. So if you were like super nervous the
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: first time, you got time to like like kind of
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: try again, try again.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: And some of those open scenes you could tell they
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: were a little more comical, some are a little more serious,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: so you kind of had a range of it. But
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: then after we did those open scenes, then we got
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: actual scenes from the play, and so then I didn't
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: just get parts of that. I was going out where
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: I got different parts from everybody or from every other character,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: and that went on, like I felt like way too long,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: like we did a lot of them, but it was fun.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I like doing the shit like that. But overall it
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: was pretty good. But all the names of the characters
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: were called like Slically again and stuff, and I'm like,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I don't fucking know. And so they go, okay, and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you're Sliceally again or whatever, and then you're gonna be
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Ahmet or whatever. I don't know. They're just saying all
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: these weird fucking names. And I never.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Read the play before, yeah, because.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that you could go rent that from them,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: so before that addition, you can go and rent like
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So everybody else probably just like
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: they all knew like their characters and everything. And this
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: one character I was playing, he was like the Janitor,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: but nobody knows he's the janitor. They think he's a millionaire.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: But so it's my first time reading it, and I
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: didn't know I was a janitor either. So I'm playing
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: it all like posh and I was playing with my
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: hands and I was like, oh, I love that painting.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: But I was supposed to like play it like a
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: janitor that didn't have any money, but I didn't fucking know,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: you know, but it was fun. Like overall, it was
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: a very fun experience and I'm glad I did it,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: like even though I didn't get the role.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: But do you think that you would want to go
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: see the play?
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I do want to see the play because some
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: of those people were so talented and the writing is
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: really funny, Like it's just gonna be worth it, you know,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: anyways to see. But actually I got a call, oh
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: that I'll play, So yeah, I didn't get it, and
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: they gave me a call and I didn't answer because
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't I was I don't know why didn't answer,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: but I didn't answer. But they're very sweet and here's
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the call.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Andrew. This is Robin from Black Comedy. I
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: wanted to first of all, thank you for coming out yesterday.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: You did a great job. Unfortunately, when looking at the
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: foecast and possibilities, it was decided that that we weren't
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: going to call you back for Monday. But thank you
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: again for coming out, and do come out again. You
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: know there might be a roll down down the road.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: That's just perfect for you. So if you could text
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: me to let me know that you got this message,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I'd appreciate it. This is myself, so if five o three,
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: if you have any questions or comments, feel free to call. Okay,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: thanks for getting Andrew and happy to think.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, very sweet. Everybody is really nice and like.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: And then right when I saw the very like, right
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: when I got there and did those open themes with people,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, holy shit, these people are super talented. But
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: when we started doing the actual scenes and then these
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: people were just and they go, could you do more
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: of like a like a rich type of English accent?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: They go, oh like this, and they would just fucking
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: pop it out, and I'm like, god, damn, Like they
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: are so good.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, I think I think both of us need
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: when when we get cast it into a place we
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: will if we continue auditioning, we need to be very
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: like it's just us, Like it's just.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Like they go, hey, we have a role form like
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: a really relaxed Indian that smokes spot well, I can
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: think I could do that.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. If you did not get cast in, I.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: See more of like a German janitor for you.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Or they cast us and like there's like a play
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: that's very similarly based on our friendship, and they cast
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: you as like you can see you being Andy being
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: the gay self tanner one Jeff.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: When I saw you, I just instantly thought of like
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: eagle feather right, Well, that's super sweet.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: That she called and she sounds so endearing and I
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: love that, Like, like, yeah, definitely, I think keep auditioning
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: because if you get that is the hardest thing that
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: you're ever gonna have to do in that in that
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: creative genre of auditioning with all of this talent, and
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: you have talent, Andy, I know that you do, but
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: like that is like next level like nerd ship that
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: they were pulling out.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Well then too, Now, I'm like it would have been
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: really weird if like they're all from England there's just
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: some brown guy. Hey, yeah, I want to really fit either,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: but whatever, you know, but let's hear. So, so you
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: get there, So we walk up yeah, and then I
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: go downstairs. You go upstairs, and that one lady goes, oh,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Yes I remember she was like, oh yes,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: count conditioned together something. It's generally sad that we couldn't
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: but then we gave a great high five. It was great, Sad.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you thought it, but I was
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: down stations like, man, that's a really good I gave.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I made sure I gave you a rock.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, And I before I did the accent thing, I
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: was rubbing the rock.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Because Andy is a listener. He's a fidgetter, and so
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I gave him this little rock to rub and like
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: fidget with, to like help with that. And it was
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: really And I talk about this either before or later,
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: about driving up and seeing because a lot of the
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: people that auditioned for the play I did were younger,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: like high schoolers. So it was just really cool to
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: see younger generations, yeah, following their creative goals. I guess,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: especially with.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Live theater, because I feel like live theater unfortunately is
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: kind of fading away because of like you know, cell
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: phones and everything. So it's cool to see that there's
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: still a big group of younger people that are really
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: still interested in this.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, we uh So we go up and
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: we Andy and I become prepared, so we already had
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: our audition paperwork filled out.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm not sure if yeah, you were.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Ready and then they they took a picture.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Of you, right, No, they take a picture of anybody though.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, they took a picture of everybody who auditioned for
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: my play, like if he was shot. And I did
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: try to I try to be like sexy and I
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: like smiled my eyes kind of thing, and and they put.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Us in there.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I have nervous platter. So then
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I went down to where Andy's was auditioning, and I
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: created had this like non verbal relationship with one of
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: the people working on Andy's auditions, because I probably went
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: down there to pee like four or five times, and
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: every time I would go down there, I'd like point
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: at him and be like yeah. And so I go
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: in there. The I was scoping out the audience and
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: or the people that were auditioning. It was the auditorum
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: was full of people, and I was I was looking
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: for like chubby gay guys, and I saw what. I
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: was like, oh him, he's chubbying gay and I was like, okay,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: he's auditioning for Edna. And then there was other chubby guy.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: He actually had his friend he did yeah.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And then there was other chubby guy and he was
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, who are you anteritioning for And
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: he was like, oh, Edna and Wilbur And I was like, okay,
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: so you know it may be not, you know anyways,
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: so sit down. It starts getting really full in there,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: and I sit down to this beautiful lady. I forget
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: her name, but she was so beautiful and just perfect.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: She like was like a Rachel McAdams type for mean girls.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: And she's actually a politician, oh and like local like
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: state congress and she's gonna be running for Secretary of
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: state in order. And but she was like the most
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: salty and I loved it, Like she was beautiful and
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: just such a diva and I fucking ate it up.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm voting for her. I don't care
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: what what her deal is, so my style. So they
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: also give us a list of really small monologues, like
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: really small, just maybe like five sentences long, and they're
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: not labeled, but you could tell that each monologue goes
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: to a certain character. So I'm of course going to
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: choose when it goes.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: To you like a list.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you could choose anyone you want, but most
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: people chose the one that is a signed with their
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: character that they're aditioning for. Instead of me like reading
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: it over and stuff. I was talking to the people
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: around me because they were like really cool people around me.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: There was like this like I was in a room
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: full because Tracy is a curvy, young, sassy woman. I
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: was in a room full of voluptuous, over the top
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: whimsical women. Of course, like the video was stitting next
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: to on the other side, had like a neon green
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: huge purse. I was like, of course, I'm going to
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: talk to you anyway.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: So I should just start going auditions.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: And so I was just chatting with everybody, and there
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: was a couple of uh what the role of Penny,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: who was played by Amanda Baynes from all that in
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: the movie. So there's a lot of really kind of
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: like conservative girls and like more modest girls. I was
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: chatting with that to like not make them so nervous.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Oh sure.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: And so anyway, so what we're going to be doing
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: is they were you sing about a minute of a
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: song that's for a musical, and then you do your monologue.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: So I was number fifteen out of like I don't know,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: one hundred people or something. So I went I was
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: waiting in my you know, I wasn't super nervous or anything.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: But the guy who was one of there was three
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: people the auditioned for my role. Three, So the guy
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: who went before me was this fucking duche So he
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: had a what's it called, like a photo of yourself,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: like a head shot. Yeah, he brought a headshot. It's
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: fucking Salem Oregon, calm down.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Was the hit shot like relatable to the play? Or
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: it was a.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Headshot of him? Yeah, it was a headshot of him. Anyways,
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: he performed, he could clearly sing, and but he was
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: just so fucking tool and a thing that made me
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: the most tool because if you want to be narcissist,
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: like sometimes I'm like a what's it called? My coworker
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: told me this that I have an unearned sense of entitlement,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: that's fine, but if you're going to be mean to
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: other people, that's where I cross the line. So there,
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: one guy was auditioning another and he had his monologue
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: in his hand. When he was going to sing, he
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: was about the music was starting everything, he was about
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: to start singing. This little douchebag that's auditioning for the
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: same role as me is like, oh, you really shouldn't
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: have that in your hand when you're singing the guy
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: with the headshot, Yeah, I was like, you're throwing him.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Do not do that.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: In football, they have a thing too, when someone's about
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: to do a game winning field goal, the other coach
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: will call time out right before they kick it. It's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: called freezing him because it makes them overthink shit, that's
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: and that's what that motherfucker did.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happened. And to me, I was like,
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: I was. I felt so uncomfortable as not for the
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: kid that was auditioning, because like I was cheering him on,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: and but I was so uncomfortable for this douchebag that
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: was doing that to him. And and anyways, so the
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: douchebag goes up and performs, does a fine job, but
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: no energy, like nothing like he has talent, but no
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: energy and no connecting with the audience or anything. And
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: then right after him is me. So there's three people
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: auditioning for this role. It's side by side with me
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: and him. So I go up there and I'm like,
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: what's up? And do my thing. And there are selected
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: characters that were already pre pre cast, like a lot
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: of the black actors and actresses were already pre cast,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: and as soon as my music started, the girls that
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: were already pre cast started like finger snapping, and I was.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I bet for sure. They were like, God,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I hope he gets it because they knew, they knew
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: it would be so much more fun if you were
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: in there than that other fuckers.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: And I could tell. And my whole goal was listen
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: to because I'm not a huge music person, was to
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: listen to the music and I and I remembered the music,
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: like the cues and everything, and also to be present
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: was my goal.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I feel like I did that because I
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: focus on maybe five or six specific people, like just
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: kind of ran at random, and I I feel like
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I killed it, like like for as good as Jeff
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: could do. I don't have any regrets for it, but
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: I'm definitely not like the best singer in the world.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: And then we went right back into the monologue, and
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I feel like I definitely killed the monologue because I
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: know I know the movie and I know the play
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: like back in Front, I'm good and I know the
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: character back in Front, So I feel like I killed
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: it on that. So but I think that this guy
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: had he ended up getting cast, had more experience than
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: me and also has more talent, like that textbook talent.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Sure, it could be the talent thing too. You know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I didn't see him, but I wonder because there was
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of people there, and it seems like it's
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: a really big production. So I wonder if maybe the
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: director and stuff they too, they also look into it's
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: where it's like, well, let's try to get experienced people
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: because it's gonna be easier for us to like wrangle
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: everybody in. So I mean, you never know, that could
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: be a huge aspect of.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: It under and like I'm not being better or any
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I just I would have preferred. And then the other
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: gentleman who auditioned for the same role, he fucking killed it.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: And I remember talking. I think I talked to you
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: about it and also my best friend killing and I
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: was like, if he gets it, I'm gonna be so
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: fucking happy because he was so nice. He was supportive
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: because also the director said, you know, feel free, like
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: I definitely recommend you staying after you've auditioned so you
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: can support everybody and also see why you maybe didn't
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: get cast. Oh sure, and tool guy left immediately after
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: his audition, he was number five, like fourteen. Me and
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: the other guy stayed almost the entire time and supported
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: the people, especially supported the people that were struggling. Yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: and there were a couple that really struggled that like
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: were really nervous. One guy got up there and he
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't want an audition, and he's saying
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: happy birthday.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Why was he there?
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: I have no idea, but he just like maybe I thought,
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: like that's something like I would do, Like yeah, I'm here.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: But I had a fabulous time in there. It was
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: very supportive, except for this asshole that like god that
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: auditioned and ended up getting the role. He was such
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: a negative on everybody. And you could tell that another
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: thing too. You could tell that when he was when
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: people were performing, he was immediately kind of casting them,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: like would I cast them? Would I not? With his
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: body language and he's a huge Like when you're a
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: bigger human, you need to watch your body language a
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: little bit because people you take up a lot of space.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I just felt so much negativity with
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: this gentleman. So he might be the greatest person alive.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not bitter about it because it
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: is what it is. But I don't wish him well.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I don't wish him good.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Uh do you wish him harm?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: No? Like, uh, you could drown in a tea cup
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: of water, Like that's how much I care. I'll give
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: him a tea cup water to drown in. Anyway, I don't, No,
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: it feels like a same I guess.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I don't even really understand. So wouldn't just his nose
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: fit in it?
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: I think that I don't care about him, so I'm
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: only gonna give him this much water.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Oh like, if you really wanted to die, you'd give
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: him like a pool.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I don't know if it's the same, but.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, shes is some excited pool in your backyard.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But anyways, but the people that I met that
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: day were super fucking fabulous. Killeen, my best friend, her
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: cousin Audian. He didn't get it, but it was great
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: to have him there as extra, like somebody I knew,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: and everyone was just super supportive. Yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: This older dude that was there, I think he just
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: lost his wife or something. I don't know, because right
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: when he walked in, Remember that girl that you were
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: you were talking to me about before it started, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: you go, I just saw on her play and she
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: did really good. Oh yeah, well she's right. When that
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: guy walked in, she saw him and she just stood
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: up and just gave him a hug and she's like,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, and then like she held him for
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: a little bit. But anyways, he was really cool older dude.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: He looked cool ship too, like like a catboy hat on. Anyways,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: when I was leaving, though, he goes, hey, Andy, he
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: did really good, man, and I was like, hey, thanks,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: my first time doing this. He goes, I'll keep it up,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: you know, but he's like coolest shit. I was like,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I gots dope. But everybody is very supportive.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Every most like besides this guy, everybody else was super
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent supportive. The only thing I kind of
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: fucked up on was so as listener, like you've already
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: listened to this or not. But when I'm singing Ursula
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: for Unfortunate Souls, this one longed to be thin, and
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: that one wants to get the girl, And do I
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: help that? Yes, Indeed, I one hundred percent pointed like
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: like gesture to somebody when I said this one longing
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: to be thin. Sure, and that was kind of dick
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: of me. That wasn't my intent.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably didn't think.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I didn't like shove like a pointer like
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: this motherfucker right. Yeah, but I get like, honest, honest
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: to God, not no joke. Being able to because I've
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: gone to Pinnacle theaters so many times in my life
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: and being able to like perform on the Pinnacle Theater
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: stage was an amazing experience.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: Especially it felt like a full house too. Oh sure,
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: So it was so cool and I was not nervous.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: The only time I got nervous is when I knew
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: I had to do the English accent.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: That would mean that yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Other than that, I was like, I could you know,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I don't. I kind of like being the center of
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: attention sometimes too, So I was like, that's fine.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Me, you killed. Like we go out to bar and
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: we do like skits, yeah, and people love us. Yeah,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: people love us or we like trap them into doing
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: our skits with us. But no, it was a fabulous experience.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Like I didn't get a voicemail from my director. We
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: got an email. It was definitely a mass email. I
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: did right back to him and did like the complimentary
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: you know thing like great supporting, blah blah blah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I text him back. I was like, thank you
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: so much for letting me audition. I had a blast,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: you know, good luck with to play. I can't wait
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: to see it. Yeah, I know whoever picked everybody, they
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: were super talented, so it's gonna be awesome.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't say that part because the person he.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Should everybody there was really cool except for I'm not
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: gonna name it, but I think you know what I'm
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: The guy you do like a whole long email back
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: and honestly, like, I don't want to be like everyone's
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: like like when I watch interviews and there's sometimes actresses
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: and actors whore asked the question like what's a role
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: that you didn't get that you wish you would have got?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Like maybe Kate Winsle would be like, oh, this role
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I would have I got offered by I turned it down,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: and but no, Emma Thompson did great or whoever. Yeah, no,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I one hundred percent agree that I think I would
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: do better than that motherfucker who got it, and the
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: other guy who auditioned would have done better than me. Sure,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: that's what I think because the singing name. Nah, But
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: the character of Edna is somebody who's dealing with agoraphobia,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: which is the fear of leaving outside of your home,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: and very insecure love wanting to break free and like
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: express themselves and like be flat fabulous. I would have
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: killed that this narcissistic piece of ship that has just
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: had a nurturing bone in his body. Got it, He's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: gonna be bullshit. He might hit the tune, hit the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: tone or the notes right, but he's gonna be a
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: toxic part of this play. And I can't wait to
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: go and see it and watch him fail.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm down to get drunk and boom. Yeah, but
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I if we need an audition again.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: There I don't want to do like the other actor
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: and maybe maybe specifically for this guy Boom. I maybe
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: he's a great person. I'm sure I've done really horrible
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: things in my past and I don't want to be
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: like so the worst thing he did was like had
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: bad etiquette. Maybe I should wish him to drown.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the thing is he only said you're gonna
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: give a cup of tea.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: So if you can't get out of that cup of
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: tea or that's on you.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: But if he's done this prior, it's weird to me
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: that he wouldn't know the correct etiquette, So that that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: just makes just feel like he's a fucking dick.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Especially a play that like is kind of complicated, especially
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: in today's day and age, where it's a little bit
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: what it's about a lot about civil rights and body image.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: But the civil rights one, I'm curious how they're going
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: to be going to address it because a lot of
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: it has, like looking back at it has a lot
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: of white savior complex where the white people help the
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: brown people, and I'm a little bit curious about that.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: So somebody who's in that role needs to be very
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: empathetic and like a team leader, and I hope that
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: he can rise to that occasion because a lot of
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: the actors that are in this play are going to
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: be fourteen fifteen. The youngest one that was pre cast
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: and she was there is probably like eight, oh damnit,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: like a little brown girl. She's like eight years old.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Like this person's going to be a leader, yeah, because
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: there's only like maybe four or five adults in this play.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: So I wish him the best and I wish to
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: play the best, and I think I would have been amazing,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: But other things are going to come my way, and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: I will still have divine as my guide.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like a divine energy.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I like that. Uh well, I thought of a kind
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: of fun little trivia, Okay. So what I did was
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I found some horrible audition stories from the famous people,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: and I want to see if you can tell me
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: who they are, and I'll give you a list of
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: actors to choose from. So I'm gonna start. So this
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: person auditioned for King Kong and the director spoke an
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Italian and right when she walked in, the director in
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Italian said why did you bring me this ugly thing?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: And the director didn't know that this actress spoke Italian,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: so she responded with, I understand what you're saying. Sorry,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not beautiful, beautiful enough for King Kong.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Was that actress Julie andrews Rita Moreno, Jane Fonda or
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Meryl Street?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Who was the first one?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Julie andrews Rita Morena?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, reading man, do you think that's who it was?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: It was actually Meryl Street?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Oh wow?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Crazy right? Yeah?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, and so this uh, I think the role
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: went to just the Lange, right.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: And it's from the nineteen Seventyi sies King Kong. I've
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: never seen him the Lange. I think so too for
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: some reason because when she said King Kong, and I
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: was like for the two thousand and three and so
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I think I remember seeing that name. So it's the
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: next story. This comedian was stopped during the audition and
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: was asked, you know this is a comedy, right, was
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: that Bill Hayter, Seth Myers, Seth Rogan or David Spade?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: David Spade?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Was Bill Hayter?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: I hate it's Seth Myers in there.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were gonna pick him just because, yeah,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: he is not funny.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing about him that I just don't
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: find him with funny. I don't find him funding me.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: But I also don't understand his right. Does he have
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: writers like I.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Guess he was a really good writer for sn OL.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: He might have been, but it's just not flowing for him.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I yeah him, I don't know. I don't think he
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: was great on the news thing in SMO. I don't
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: like the show.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: He might be cool, he has a lot of friends,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: and I think that's what helps him.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Ye.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Right, So this next one, they were auditioning for Juilliard.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: This person forgets the monologue for Henry the Fourth and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: just starts improvising. The monologue was Emily Blunt, Jared Leto
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Anna Kendrick or Josh Gadd.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah again that was Josh Gadd.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: This is a lot more fun with other people. Now
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: it's feel bad that you're not getting well.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Anna Kendrick. I have a complicated relationship with her because
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: I don't like her.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think she's super smoking.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Really really yes? Really? Okay, So here's your scenario. You're
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: laying in a silk bedroom. It's nice and it's like
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: the perfect temperature in the bedroom. You are horny as fuck.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Two women, one of each each side of the room,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: come in. One of them is Anna Kendrick, wo or
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: the the other one is Catherine Data Jones Circle nineteen
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: eighty nine.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: H Since I can't picture Caatharin's Dada Jones, I'll definitely
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: going to Anna Kendrick. But not only do I find
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Anna Kendrick very attractive, but she's one of my favorite
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Christmas movies. Noel, have you seen that movie?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: It's wonderful. I love Anna Kendrick, so I.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I I'm not judging her body, but I've personally never
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: wanted to like have sex with a bunch of like twigs.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: She likes super skinny.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: She's super fucking skinny. And I don't know if it's
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: a health issue or what, but like, and I'm not judging,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: I am judging apparently, I just don't find her particularly funny.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I think she's like a wish dot Com version of
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Kristen Stewart. And I don't think Christian Stewart is that
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: great anyways. She looks a lot like which Anna Kendrick.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: It looks just like this guy from Silicon Valley.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: One second, she looks like a guy from Silicon Valley.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks a lot like Thomas middle Ditch. Oh
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: it's a wild I didn't realize that's what recently.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: The guys that the guy is that like and no offense.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: I don't want to find you where anybody or a listener.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: The guys that find Anna Kendrick attractive are the same
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: ones that were trying to pick up women when Auschwitz
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: got like three, Like, hey lady, what's your number? Like
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: that's like she.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Looks like it tell me you don't find her attractive,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: like she would.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Be the best one on like a starving beach, I guess,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: but like she's not my she's this is the type
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: that's like, it's my tampon making me look fat.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Like she's so gross, that's crazy.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: She is, so how is that appealing?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: That's so weird?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Her vagina? Like you want her vagina?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Well you asked, that's that's yeah, that's what you're saying.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: If I had to choose Dada j.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: You said nineteen ninety nine, Yeah, Catherine Zada Jones, we
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: want mask of zero.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, Like, are you kidding me?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: You know, honestly, I'm gonna go Anna Kendrick.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Listener, I'm showing him pictures of Catherine data Jones.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: She looks she's she looks like a she looks like
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: a like a queen, like a princess.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Are you nervous about getting that that throat cancer?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: For?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: How I fucking love Michael Douglas. It's a wild that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: he did said that he can say that she has
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: current and still white. Yeah, like if I got throat
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: cancer I wouldn't be like, oh, yeah, Jeremy has a
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: butthole like virus, Like what the fuck's Douglas?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: And he just like doesn't give a fuck to Like,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I guess that's some eight point when you're just a
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: millionaire for fifty years or whatever.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: But she has money though, Yeah, who would you rather,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Catherine data Jones in her heyday or Angela and Jobey
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: in her heyday?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Katherine Es Yeah, same, yeah. Okay, So this person auditioned
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: for a movie and it's when they were starting out,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: when she was starting out, and she was told it
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: was good to wear the same thing for callbacks since
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: it's a way they can remember you because sometimes have
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: like hundreds of people. So but this person got called
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: back for a third time, so they're like, I'm just
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: gonna wear the same thing again, and then a fourth callback,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: and then after their fourth callback, and we're in the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: same thing every time. Their agent got a call and
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: the people auditioning said, we really like this person, but
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: do they have any other clothes? And so this was
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: either Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Lawrence, or Jennifer Garner.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think it's Jennifer Lopez. I don't think
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: it's Jennifer Hudson. I think Jennifer Hudson came out of
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: the gate Roland because she got an Oscar for her
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: first role. Oh, so I don't think it's her, So
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: I might think. I'm hoping it's Jennifer Lawrence because it
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: is Jennifer Gardner, like Jennifer Garner, like, don't get me
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: started on Harder, So I'm gonna go Jennifer Lawrence. I'm
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: hoping it's a Garner.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so sad. Yeah, because she can't win. Yeah, right,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: they were all Jennifers. They were all Okay, Jennifer Lopez
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: is fucking hot, Jennifer Lopez, are Answer Kendrick and Kendrick.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Uh Ana Hendrick just because right now she's younger, okay
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: for one, probably way funnier and she's probably way nicer.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez is.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Like she's a bitch, Okay, Jennifer Lopez, Anda Kendrick the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: same age, and like you're just having sex with them,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I just feel like, Okay, Anna Kendrick could sing really well,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. I really like redheads.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Redhead is like my cup of tea.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: She's not like a good redhead. Like she's not a
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: redhead like Julianne Moore is a redhead? Or oh, who's
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: that Kendrick clothes? She has the big old titties for
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: mad men. Christina Kendrick kiss, Okay, here we go. Christina
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Hendricks Okay, I win on this one. Anna Kendrick or
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Christina Hendricks.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: They're both uh okay, I'm not just saying this.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna bow that mine.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Her body doesn't look like her body doesn't look real.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Those are real boobies, That's what I'm saying.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick, Oh.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Jesus, do you ever beautiful? Nowhere? She's gorgeous. But I'm
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: just out of those two. I'm going, Kendrick, do you
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: ever have you ever gotten in trouble?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: In like high school? For like like feeling up the
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: skeleton models and health class. Like I'm not dissing people's bodies,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: but Anna Kendrick looks like somebody who gets those bleeds.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: And I don't usually say that about women.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Watch Noel and look how cute and funny she is.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: And I love that movie and I love Chris movies.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: You would do dirty things to Noel?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Is she Santa bro? Oh? I just ruined the movie
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: for you. Oh No, I just don't believe that this
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: person audition for McDonald's commercial.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I feel like you could actually get Anna can drink
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: like I feel like this. I don't think you could
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: ever get with like, Uh, what's Katherine Zaida Jones or
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: Elizabeth Hurle, you know any of the I don't think
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: that's really that. You could meet her on a die
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: if anywhere, at a dive bar, and you could get her.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: She's funny, I'm funny, would be fucking great together. Yeah, Okay.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: This person was auditioning for McDonald's commercial. Uh, they didn't
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: know it was going to be a drive through commercial.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: If it's if it's Jennifer Garde, she's so sad.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: They didn't know it's gonna be the drive through commercial.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: And the camera was really close to their face. So
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: this person, because they have a scar in their face
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: during the audition, said I will have a big mac
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: and my scar will have an orange soda. Was that
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Robert de Niro, Tony Hale, Fred Armison or Tina Fay?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: How sad is that she said that, Yeah, she because
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: I guess she has a scar interface I never noticed.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: But she gave up instantly during the audition because she's like,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: but she waited hours, so she's like, well, I just
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: had to give up on it, you know. Uh. Well,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: so she was in Second City and stuff. She did
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: an improv group, so the way Heerner, they would audition
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: for commercials to try to get money. So they were
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: there for hours and she's like, well, I'm here, and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: then when she sat down, that's when she realized how
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: close the camera is going to be in her face,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: and she just gave up.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Ye, because I wouldn't want to be like watching a commercials.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: He's like some scar freak and be like, scarf, I.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Don't really want some chicken nuggets now?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Uh So this person the auditioned for Frodo, they didn't
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: have any line. He's from Lord of the Rings.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Oh like I'm prey don't know, okay, no.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Has the hairy feet.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: So he's Elijah Wood.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: He's Elijah Wood.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Elijah wedding Jennifer Gardner would be a good company.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: So this person when they auditioned for Frodo, they weren't
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: given any lines, they weren't given any stage direct direction.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: What they were told was they were supposed to open
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: uh treasure trust and find the a treasurer chess and
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: find a ring. But this person never read the Lord
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: of the Ring, so they didn't know right. But Peter
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Jackson said, this is the worst audition and did you
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: know you needed an accent for this? No, this person responded,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: and then Peter Jackson goes, you should probably fire your agents.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: So this was this I can answer, this is out.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: You give me multiple choice. Was this you.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: It was Jessica Lang or I'm just kidding it was
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Toby m Or was it Toby maguire, Charlie Hunnen, Ryan
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: Gosling or Jake Julen Hall.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say it's between Gosling and McGuire. Okay,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: So nosepleads or McGuire I forgot you call them? Yeah,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: nosebleeds because everybody knows and everybody agrees with me. There's
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: a few things. Uh, he looks like he gets nosebleeds.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Anne Hathaway and Selena Gomez looked like they were born premature.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I love Anne Hathaway. I find the Hathaway, so fucking hot.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: You look so upset with me. I don't find Selena
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Gomez out though, but could because she's so much younger
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: than me. Oh when she got fat, I just her
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: head never looked like it's supposed to be on her body.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Her head's always been really she looks.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Like she was born, like maybe at four When when
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: can the baby live? But like barely like four months?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know, four or five months sounds good. Yeah,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: she looks like she was born at five months, Like
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: if you were like Selena Gomez has a new charity
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: that helps premature babies because she was one that makes sense. Okay,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess it was Toby maguire it, Oh my god.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy Field and last one for all the marble.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Marble.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: This one's worth a thousand points, so if you get this,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: you win. I went So this person was auditioning for
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: a stripper role and was told they had to towork
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: in front, and they didn't like it because they had
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: to talk and sexy dance in front in front of
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: a bunch of guys she'd ever met? Was it Julia
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Fox a real Fox? Shaequille O'Neil or Papa Smurf.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Julia. I don't know. I'm not to google her really quick, okay, Google,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: I love having Google. Yeah, Julia Fox, Oh yeah, I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: don't like her.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently she doesn't like torking in front of people,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: which makes sense, like.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's thirty five and hasn't made it yet, sad Oh,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: I am obsessed with a comedian named ze Way. And
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: she used to write for Stephen Corbert Corbert and she
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: does these She interviewed that gay congressman who got he's
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: going to prison for like eight years. She interviewed that
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: socialite con artist. She does all these like interviews with
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: kind of scandalous people.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: You should check her out after before they get found
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: out after.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: And she asked like really probing questions. And then she
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: has like some of the white white actors she interviewed,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: uh Che Hanks. Oh, and she has like some of
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: these white actor men read lines from like Color Purple
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: just with them. It's so funny. But what the point
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: of that was, I don't know. Oh, she interviewed that
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: broad Julianne Fox or whatever her name is, Julia Fox,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: and I just I don't care for her. But anyways, okay,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I want to do this really quick. Who is one
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: of who are one of your babes that you like?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Famous babes, says Anna Kendrick. You all know that.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Carrie Byron from Busters?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I thought of okay her An Kendrick. Okay, there we go,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: thank you. I just don't get it. I like, so
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: if I put a bunch of what's something equivalent to
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: stick like nails and a pillow case, like, that's going
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: to do it for you?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I mean if if they were funny, for sure?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: How funny does it have to be to hear?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Anyways, that's misogynistic, but whatever, right,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: as a Google review util it's how horrible we are?
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Then do you watch MythBusters?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Oh no, Yeah, she's a a lot.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: She's insane and she's super smart and she seems really nice.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: All the straight guys there's always a conversations. My goal
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty five is to become a bro. That's
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: my goal. So all these guys are like, oh yeah,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: they look at her tits or look at liku, at
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: her ass. If I was a straight guy, I'd be like, oh,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: look that vagina Like that would be Yeah, what I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: would be into. I'd be like, hey, look like campbelltoe,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Like that's what I would be into.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, look at that, because that's
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: the ultimate goal. Would Yeah, So that's.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: My bain, like if so, I'm going to try to
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: connect with bros this this year because I making little
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: goals for myself. So the month of June coming up
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: is gonna be to really connect and like go up
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: to straight guys and be like, hey, vaginas right.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Even thinking about vaginas lately, all right, brother, I.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Just think they're disgusting, but whatever, half the world has them.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: So you know, I've always said this would be like
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: if an alien came down and they had to do
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: a bunch of research about the world, right, and they
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: went back up and their alien bosses like, so, you know,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: give me some numbers. They would say the average human
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: has half of a vagina, and it would technically be true.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Is that funny how we're like numbers can be played with.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: So here's my issue with vaginas. And this might not
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: be appropriate, but like I take dumps and toilets, so
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: it's like a penis dump goes into the vagina, So
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: like the vagina is like a toilet for your comb.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: It's like, that's just gross to me.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you said a penis dump.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a penis dump. Like oh, like, like
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: I'm so horny, I want to like peenis dump into
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: the vagina, that vagina toilet.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: I was just I was talking to my friends and
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: we were talking to like, we were talking about how
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: gross the act of sex man is. It's a disgusting thing.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: It's weird that we're always like.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Let's do it, you know, like, look at Anna Kendrick
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: just get banged on. Stop. I read that she has
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: the pain for podcasters that are indigenous.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: That again, if anybody knows Anna Kendrick, she wants to
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: hang out and make them laughs together.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Let me know, I really think that she's gonna end
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: up in a dive bar and say, look, I'm not
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: making a joke.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: The type that would I saw this one thing. Uh,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: this interviewer asked her. They go, hey, this person is
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: threatening to release naked pictures of you if you don't ransom,
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  Speaker 1: And she goes, oh what fine, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Her, why would she care her tits are anyway? I think, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's fine if you like paper. Okay, so yeah that
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  Speaker 2: was our episode. Yeah, okay, so I had a fabulous time.
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  Speaker 2: It was fun. Yeah, we're not haters. I'm definitely not,
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  Speaker 2: and it seems like he might be.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you want to also tease what we're doing
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  Speaker 1: this summer? Oh yeah, So June we have a cool idea.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna do, uh, We're gonna go back in time. Whoa,
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  Speaker 1: So June we're gonna do We're gonna do one normal
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  Speaker 1: episode of like two thousands and nineties and shit, and
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  Speaker 1: then we're also gonna do episode like a sixties themed episode,
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  Speaker 1: and then July we're gonna do a seventies themed and
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  Speaker 1: August we're gonna do an eighties theme. So yeah, six
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  Speaker 1: seven eight I love that. Speaking of six seven eight,
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  Speaker 1: do I ever tell you this joke I wrote when
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  Speaker 1: I was the seventh grade? I think it's fucking great.
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  Speaker 1: Why is uh sixthfreight of seven seven nine wrong? Because
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  Speaker 1: seven is a registered sex offender. I wrote that on
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  Speaker 1: seventh grade. It's on the funny and I forgot about
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  Speaker 1: it until this past weekend.
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  Speaker 2: So that's so funny. So I'm excited for Blast on
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  Speaker 2: the past summer And hey.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good name. It's gonna be I just came
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  Speaker 1: up with it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm sure someone else made that up, but
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  Speaker 2: at one point, but as you said earlier off the air,
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  Speaker 2: everything's already been made up before somebody.
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