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89: Roger Corman presents Tales from the Table · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: The following feature has been rated R by the Motion
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  Speaker 1: Picture Association of America. It is intended for mature audiences
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  Speaker 1: and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I am Brian.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm Greg.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 5: And we are actually live here on the floor of
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  Speaker 5: the Fright Night Film Fest.
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  Speaker 3: What's your take on it so far, Greg?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I haven't seen much of it. I've been behind
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  Speaker 2: the desk. We've talked to a few people so far.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like a lot of fun. I probably want to
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  Speaker 2: get up and look around. Mostly I'm just staring at
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  Speaker 2: the you-can-buy-every-Nintendo-game-ever-made-on-one-disc kiosk. I'm sure that's licensed by Nintendo. Entirely.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure much as all those movies over there are
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  Speaker 5: completely licensed through each and every studio that put them out.
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  Speaker 2: He's got documents for all of them.
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  Speaker 3: I believe so, yeah. Just ask him for them when
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  Speaker 3: you buy it. He'll give you a little certificate to
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  Speaker 3: go with each one of them.
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  Speaker 5: Other than that, let's see. We've seen a fat Jason.
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  Speaker 5: That was pretty fun.
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  Speaker 2: A fat Jason that we know could never catch us.
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  Speaker 3: You're pretty sure.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, and he does walk a whole lot. You'd
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  Speaker 5: think he'd shed a few of those pounds.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, he should be a little trimmer. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: he's been drinking too much beer recently.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe the camp's not getting as much kids at it
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  Speaker 2: this time of year. Maybe it's the economy. Sitting around
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  Speaker 2: just drinking beer. That's true.
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  Speaker 3: That's most of America at this point.
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  Speaker 5: So I guess, you know, not just the fat new
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  Speaker 5: generation of kids getting heavier and heavier.
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  Speaker 3: It's also the serial killers out there.
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  Speaker 2: He still may have the mind of a kid. He
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  Speaker 2: might be drinking too much Kool-Aid.
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  Speaker 3: Who knows? Never can tell.
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  Speaker 2: They say Crystal Lake, not Crystal Light.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So, okay. Anything else we've seen? There's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: guys that look like either they never work out or
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  Speaker 2: they always work out. There's no deviation. There's no one
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  Speaker 2: regular here.
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  Speaker 3: Mostly just that one guy. He actually works out. Everybody else,
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  Speaker 3: not so much.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But I can't talk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was going to say, I include myself
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  Speaker 3: in that category. What are you going to do? That's fine.
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  Speaker 2: I was impressed a few moments ago. A kid came by,
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  Speaker 2: probably nine, Child's Play 2 shirt on, and he knows
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  Speaker 2: infinitely more about horror than I could ever know. He
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  Speaker 2: was the real deal. And I just sat here with
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  Speaker 2: my jaw open thinking, your dad lets you watch this?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm impressed.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I want to see his DVD collection.
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  Speaker 3: We need more kids like that.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm sure if he can watch those kind of movies,
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  Speaker 5: he can listen to our, you know, whatever sort of
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  Speaker 5: horrible language we've thrown out there that week.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm sure his parents are fine with that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: No. Definitely.
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  Speaker 2: He's heard it all.
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  Speaker 3: Before, I'm sure. And then we also took it upon
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  Speaker 3: ourselves to get a beverage.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: The staff here were very kind. I asked about 11
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  Speaker 2: people for a cup of coffee. even though it's about
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  Speaker 2: 100 degrees here in the facility.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're a special breed. We do things a little differently.
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  Speaker 2: The staff was very polite and kind and even took
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  Speaker 2: me to the kitchen to show me how I could
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  Speaker 2: get some coffee.
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  Speaker 3: He made us a pot of coffee.
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  Speaker 2: He made us a pot of coffee just for the
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  Speaker 2: two of us. So we're this extra special VIP.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we've considered ourselves VIP. We don't really have those
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  Speaker 5: fancy passes like some of the guys walking around do,
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  Speaker 5: but we did get coffee made for us special.
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  Speaker 3: That beat that. That's pretty awesome, right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to write VIP on my name tag with
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  Speaker 2: a sharpie.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to write it on my coffee cup, because
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  Speaker 5: it's the only VIP action I'm getting rid of right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's fancy coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Brian, what have you seen that you like so far?
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen anything new?
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  Speaker 3: I've set up the table, and that's pretty much it
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  Speaker 3: so far.
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  Speaker 5: So.
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  Speaker 3: I wandered around trying to find our table, and then
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  Speaker 3: that's about it.
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  Speaker 2: So this truly is day one.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is day one of our adventures here at
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  Speaker 5: the Fright Night Film Fest.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if there's anything else I've seen that
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  Speaker 2: I can comment on. I don't want to comment on
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  Speaker 2: the people passing by, because they might listen.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it didn't stop us last year. We did have
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  Speaker 5: an awesome conversation with a woman explaining to her about
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  Speaker 5: the Trilogy of Terror that we've just recently gone into.
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  Speaker 5: Would you like to comment on your thoughts on the
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  Speaker 5: Film Fest, sir?
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  Speaker 3: I just got here.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know yet.
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  Speaker 3: How was Zombie Stock? You were over there. This is Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Dave Pollard. Artist extraordinaire. It was pretty cool. Did you
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  Speaker 3: see the music involved?
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  Speaker 5: No, I actually mostly sit over in the corner wondering
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  Speaker 5: where my friend was supposed to show up with my
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  Speaker 5: food who never showed up.
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  Speaker 3: This is how these film fests go.
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  Speaker 5: All I've seen is this table right here.
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  Speaker 3: All you saw was that guy not bringing you food.
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  Speaker 9: I was wondering why people could be zombies at that point.
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  Speaker 3: Eat somebody. Boom! So eventually you ate someone's brains.
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  Speaker 4: I'll put it in the cooler.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to save it.
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  Speaker 5: If I don't get something else, I'm going to have
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  Speaker 5: something to fall back on.
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  Speaker 3: It's good to have, you know, leftovers.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: We will be here if I can escape.
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  Speaker 2: I'll probably just be here all day.
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  Speaker 5: See?
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  Speaker 2: Newsflash, ladies and gentlemen. We just had Fat Jason and
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  Speaker 2: the Michael Myers, who's much thinner than Jason, both check
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  Speaker 2: out the... buy every Nintendo game ever on one disc.
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  Speaker 2: And they looked like they both wanted to purchase it.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking they were actually the... Although that's Alien vs.
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  Speaker 6: Predator.
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  Speaker 2: The Friday the 13th game is up there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the NES version.
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  Speaker 2: The NES version. Old school model. But I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: see them throw down.
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  Speaker 3: Slashers have a lot of free time on their hands.
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  Speaker 5: I guess when not stabbing people, you know, you've got
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  Speaker 5: to find something to kill all the rest of these
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  Speaker 5: hours of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 2: All the things you see here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even comment.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. That guy's wearing my shirt. It's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Motherfucker's wearing my shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Motherfucker, take my shirt off.
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  Speaker 5: Groovy. I guess we can move on into the buzz
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  Speaker 5: this week. We're going to try to just do it
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  Speaker 5: as we go on throughout the weekend. Throw a few different...
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  Speaker 5: key stories here and there and see what everybody's take
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  Speaker 5: on them is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: If you're up for it, sir.
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  Speaker 10: Why not?
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  Speaker 11: Alright.
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  Speaker 5: So, a few weeks ago, we had news that Guillermo
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  Speaker 5: del Toro, what he might be doing, instead of directing
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  Speaker 5: the two Hobbit films, and originally it was writing and
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  Speaker 5: producing a new Van Helsing movie, quickly, he threw that
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  Speaker 5: down and he said, I don't know if that's totally
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  Speaker 5: off the table now, but he wanted to clear it
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  Speaker 5: up and he was waiting until his appearance at Comic-Con
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  Speaker 5: this past week to give his big announcement. And the
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  Speaker 5: big announcement is that he is assigned to write and
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  Speaker 5: produce a new movie based on Disney's popular Haunted Mansion
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  Speaker 5: theme park attraction.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, anything that has to do with
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  Speaker 2: the Haunted Mansion really turns me off because that Haunted
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  Speaker 2: Mansion movie with Eddie Murphy was possibly the worst thing
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  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. I don't know how anybody could have
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  Speaker 2: sat around and said, let's put this out. They should
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  Speaker 2: have hidden that away in the vault somewhere. And the
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  Speaker 2: fact that they changed, I went to Disney after that
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  Speaker 2: movie was made, and the fact that they changed the
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  Speaker 2: Haunted Mansion ride to reflect scenes of that movie is
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  Speaker 2: another horrible atrocity as far as I'm concerned. So at
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  Speaker 2: this point, I'm tired of hearing Del Toro say that
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do this or I might do this.
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  Speaker 2: Just do something. I'm sick of it. Just pick it,
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  Speaker 2: put it out there. If it sucks, I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: Just do something. It's getting old.
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  Speaker 3: I think everybody's getting on that now. It's kind of, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's been too much build-up and there's just been too
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  Speaker 3: many changing.
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  Speaker 5: Like, every week there's a new title of what he's
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  Speaker 5: going to do next. And it's like, just pick something.
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  Speaker 3: You know, go with it. It should already be out
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  Speaker 3: by now. I understand The Hobbit messed things up a
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  Speaker 3: little bit.
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  Speaker 5: But still, really, something just needs to get out there before,
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  Speaker 5: you know, people... I mean, it's been a long time
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  Speaker 5: since he's had a movie out, really. Right.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he needs some Ritalin. He's got ADD or ADHD.
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  Speaker 3: He could be.
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  Speaker 2: Bouncing around too much.
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  Speaker 3: Could be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he needs to focus.
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  Speaker 5: They do at least reference the fact that, yeah, 2003
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  Speaker 5: Disney put this together in an attempt to kind of
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  Speaker 5: latch on to that Pirates of the Caribbean money of, hey,
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  Speaker 5: this is a theme park ride, and it made tons
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  Speaker 5: of money, which actually they're saying worldwide. Yeah, the international
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  Speaker 5: numbers on the Eddie Murphy version is $ 182 million. So really,
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  Speaker 5: I guess it wasn't as big a flop if you
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  Speaker 5: factor in the rest of the world.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who's seeing that movie, but I just
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  Speaker 2: can't believe that. I say it's a lie, but Hollywood
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't lie to me now, would they?
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  Speaker 3: No, never.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. That was so bad, and I've heard
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  Speaker 2: so many people say how bad it was. I just
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  Speaker 2: can't see it. But, hey, that's beside the point.
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  Speaker 5: See, I kind of agree with you. Pretty much anything
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  Speaker 5: is going to pale in comparison.
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  Speaker 3: To the old Haunted Mansion ride.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's the only time I ever went there. I
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  Speaker 3: was really little.
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  Speaker 5: But to this day, there are still images from that
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  Speaker 5: ride that are burned into my brain from four years old.
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  Speaker 5: I shouldn't even remember stuff, but that ride was so
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  Speaker 5: awesome and so creepy to a little kid that I
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  Speaker 5: still have.
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  Speaker 3: Images of that.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the features of the ride are still there,
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  Speaker 2: but the fact that they added parts of the movie
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  Speaker 2: in just detract from it and it just makes it
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  Speaker 2: campy in a bad way so i i will say
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  Speaker 2: this the pirates of the caribbean ride the updates to
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  Speaker 2: it are fun and actually tie back i don't know
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  Speaker 2: what that word noise was a tie back into the
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  Speaker 2: film uh and which was already a tie back from
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  Speaker 2: the ride but it it works but it just didn't
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  Speaker 2: work with haunted mansion that was a bad movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I have a microphone too. I'm going to make
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  Speaker 3: funny noises. That's helpful. Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I thought I would throw this one out there
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  Speaker 5: to you specifically because I know we have a little
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  Speaker 5: tie-in to it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So the big box office news right now concerns the
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  Speaker 5: success of two movies. They're saying they're considering already doing
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  Speaker 5: reboots of two of the current big movies right now,
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  Speaker 5: one of which is Salt, which just opened this past weekend.
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  Speaker 5: That seems a little, you know, jumping the gun, but
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  Speaker 5: maybe that's just me.
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  Speaker 2: And the other?
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  Speaker 3: The other is Predators.
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  Speaker 6: Predators.
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  Speaker 3: So two movies.
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  Speaker 2: That are currently in theaters. They're not going to be sequels,
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  Speaker 2: but reboots.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're planning some version of it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: They're talking sequels, but on Rodriguez, again, I won't go
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  Speaker 5: too much into salt because I haven't even seen that one,
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  Speaker 5: but the Rodriguez idea, he's saying that he wants to,
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  Speaker 5: in sort of a continuation for Predators 2, which I
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  Speaker 5: guess isn't actually the title, but that's what, you know,
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  Speaker 5: they're referring to it here. is he wants to set
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  Speaker 5: up a new storyline, new location, and a new world.
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  Speaker 3: So, I don't know, isn't that already what you did
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  Speaker 3: with this last one?
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  Speaker 12: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's just, hey, I can make more money.
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  Speaker 3: Probably.
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  Speaker 2: And I know we are beating a dead horse, but
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  Speaker 2: guess what? So are they. So, you know, I haven't
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  Speaker 2: seen Salt. I've heard it was good. But the fact
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  Speaker 2: that some producers are already thinking about rebooting or even
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  Speaker 2: sequel before i i may i may just not see
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  Speaker 2: it in protest that's i'm saying it here first i'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to see it in protest.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're at least calling it a sequel.
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  Speaker 2: At this point okay okay that's that's that's better but
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  Speaker 2: it's still.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of jumping the gun it is jumping have just
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  Speaker 5: opened this weekend and they're already planning you know but
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  Speaker 5: a lot of movies at this point do that because
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  Speaker 5: they can start shooting them simultaneously before you know they
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  Speaker 5: even get the first one done they're already working on
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  Speaker 5: the next two you gotta have a trilogy.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I could comment more, but I just.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go for it. Let's just make it. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we both kind of like the Predators movie.
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  Speaker 2: I did like the Predators movie. If it was done
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  Speaker 2: the same way it was done this time and not cheapened,
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  Speaker 2: if you can do that, sure. Why not? I'll pay
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  Speaker 2: another eight bucks or nine bucks and go see it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mind. That's fine, but.
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  Speaker 2: I just feel taken advantage of, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: See, I've heard.
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  Speaker 5: Some interesting ideas from people already throwing out there. And again,
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  Speaker 5: this was all just random people who'd seen the first
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  Speaker 5: one and were talking.
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  Speaker 3: But there are some interesting things they could do with
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  Speaker 3: the Predator storyline. And there's so much other story out
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  Speaker 3: there waiting.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if you go into the comics, there's a
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  Speaker 5: million different, you know, all these different issues.
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  Speaker 3: Worth of stories out there.
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  Speaker 14: Sure.
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  Speaker 3: So, I mean, there's definitely material to draw from. There's
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  Speaker 3: decent stories out there.
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  Speaker 6: But.
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  Speaker 2: I guess what I'm afraid of is the inevitable prequel
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  Speaker 2: to the one we've just seen.
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  Speaker 3: Which is kind of what I think they're.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, great.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's like, I don't know. He says the next
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  Speaker 5: step is... Like, he really doesn't even have any idea
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  Speaker 5: at this point, but they're already talking. That's what worries me,
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  Speaker 5: is they're already so fixed on making the sequel, but
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  Speaker 5: they're not even concerned about what the story is.
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  Speaker 3: Because they said now... The next step is to get
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  Speaker 3: pitches from writers working off his basic idea.
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  Speaker 11: Well, duh.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't that how you make a movie? I mean, like,
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  Speaker 3: why do they really need to.
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  Speaker 5: Already greenlight this almost, but yet they have no basic
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  Speaker 5: idea of what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: And they're saying they don't even know if Rodriguez would
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  Speaker 3: be in line to direct it. He didn't even direct
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  Speaker 3: the last one. So, I mean, if he's just going
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  Speaker 3: to hand it off to somebody else and, like... Then why?
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  Speaker 3: Just back it a little bit, you know. Which, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: he had a little more to do with this first one.
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  Speaker 3: But still, it... It could be trouble. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: As long as no, you know, Marvel superheroes show up
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  Speaker 2: in it and they're going to make another movie about
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  Speaker 2: that one, that's fine. I just have this feeling that
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  Speaker 2: it's all rolling into the same film and we're just
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  Speaker 2: expected to every, you know, June 16th to come out
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  Speaker 2: and pay for another one. That's what they want. Yeah. So,
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  Speaker 2: and if it comes out with another Alien vs. Predator,
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  Speaker 2: I might go across country and start smacking people.
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  Speaker 3: So, that sounds like a plan to.
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  Speaker 2: Me I think we could get a whole road trip
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: we're going to call it Smackathon 2011 right we could
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: call it Fanboys 2 the shit they should have done just.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Drive across beat the hell out of people.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah drive across the country and beat the hell out
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  Speaker 2: of people that are making horrible prequels and remakes.
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  Speaker 5: I'd be on board for that too actually or at
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: least we should shoot the footage of it make it
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: a movie and then put that in so I'd be
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: up for that.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Okay good See if Del Toro can do it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: If he's available.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Or talk about doing it, yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: For a couple of years, he can talk about it.
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: I guess that will do for today.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 16:09
  Speaker 14: Thank you. Your closet's stuffed with the last year's blues.
• 16:33
  Speaker 12: But you know by summertime, your suicide's just the last
• 16:41
  Speaker 12: year's blues.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: Do, do, do, do.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: The crowds are thinning out at the snack bar, folks,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: and there are still three minutes till showtime. You can
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: easily make it for something that'll just hit the spot.
• 17:04
  Speaker 10: How about it?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Don't waste a second of refreshment time. You'll find such
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: an appetizing assortment of refreshments at the snack bar, you
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: won't be able to decide what to ask for first.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: All of your snack bar favorites are there, including fresh peanuts,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: hot popcorn, and candy of all kinds. And believe us,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: you've never eaten better hot dogs, crisper French fries, or
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: more delicious buttered popcorn.
• 17:32
  Speaker 15: Death Race 2000. In the year 2000, hit-and-run driving is
• 17:35
  Speaker 15: no longer a crime. It's the national sport. Death Race 2000,
• 17:39
  Speaker 15: starring David Carradine. He was built by the world's finest
• 17:42
  Speaker 15: surgeons to drive the fastest car ever designed, and nothing
• 17:45
  Speaker 15: can stop him now. Death Race 2000, a cross-country road wreck.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: Rated R.
• 17:54
  Speaker 15: Under 17.
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  Speaker 2: Not admitted without parent.
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: What will we find inside of your room? Notes in
• 18:06
  Speaker 12: the margins.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Records always spinning.
• 18:10
  Speaker 16: Clues you know you want.
• 18:16
  Speaker 17: It's time for another installment of The Art of Being
• 18:20
  Speaker 17: a Movie Geek.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: So I guess you're okay with being a movie geek?
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: See, I don't even assume that that's a name at
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: this point. To me, it's just a badge of honor.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: That's right. A title, a moniker.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's accurate for most people, and some people
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: still get upset about it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: It's kind of sad.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: Movies are like... It's almost like a form of communication now.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: You almost have to speak movie geek.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you really do.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: If you don't really speak movie geek, you're really going
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: to have a hard time communicating with a lot of
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: people who are pop culture gurus.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, it has become almost a whole level of
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: society now that it is this almost another language that
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: takes place in pop culture that it's kind of cool. Okay,
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: so we are here with Chris Kukta. You are an
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: artist of many sorts, I'm assuming.
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I started out as a portrait artist, and I
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: went into comics. And then I left comics and started teaching.
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: I opened an Atelier school, which is classical fine art
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: drawing and painting.
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: And then my wife one day got me back into.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: She.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: Got me into painting scenes from horror movies because I've
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: always been a horror movie buff.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: And she, for.
• 19:32
  Speaker 9: Valentine's Day, got.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: Got me a booth at Fangoria, and I did really
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: well there, and it kind of caught on since, and
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: I've been doing it for about three years now. I've
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: been painting horror movie stuff, shots from movies. I've been
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: doing movie posters, concept design.
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: I still do comics every now and again.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: All that sort of stuff. And I teach. How did
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: you initially get into art in general? Was it something
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: you started really early?
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: I did start really, really early. I've always been drawing
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: ever since I was about five years old. I think
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: my grandmother bought me a bunch of old, famous monsters
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: of film land and creepy comics that I use bookshop,
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: and she gave them to me, and it really kind
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: of scarred me ever since.
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: That's kind of everybody's story, but it is truly my story.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: You know, guys like Frazetta and Basil Gogos and Bernie Reitz,
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: and those people leave an indelible impression, and not just
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: on my mind, it seems to be on the mind
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: of the consciousness.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: So then getting into art, is it something you did
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: a lot of classical training for?
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: I went to American Academy of Art in Chicago where
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: I learned basically classical oil painting, classical drawing, and later
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: on after that I studied Atelier method, which is French
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: academic period, and basically learned portraiture, learned anatomy, learned value
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: and color and color theory and composition, all that stuff.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: And it was important.
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: For me, I had ability, but I didn't have know-how.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: So that really filled in a lot of gaps. And
• 21:10
  Speaker 9: I see a lot of.
• 21:11
  Speaker 7: Guys out there that have incredible ability.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: They can render.
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: They just don't have the know-how.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: And it's kind of been one of my life's missions
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: to help teach.
• 21:23
  Speaker 9: I've learned a lot from teaching.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: It's a great experience.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: And then is it something you branch out and do
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: things on horror in different geek areas.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Or is it all pretty much just focused on horror?
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: No, I'd like to do a lot of sci-fi stuff,
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: and I'd like to get back into comics, too. I'd
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: like to do portraits of my favorite comic book characters.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: I definitely want to do a group of sci-fi stuff.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I want to do some Star Wars stuff.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: That's really coming up soon.
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: I've got a portrait of Peter Cushing and his Grand
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Moff Tark, and I figured that would.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Be like the gateway drug.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Definitely, yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: Maybe do Christopher Lee as Count Dooku or something, you know?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Fighting each other.
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: Then, yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 9: Then break into.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: That'll push me, you know, into the next thing. Full-on
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: Yoda and, you know, Battlestar Galactica, Cylons.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a whole group out there for that, too.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: So it's good, yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: You know, I'm weird. Everybody's like, oh, you're the horror guy. Well,
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: not really, though, because I love all of that other stuff, too.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: How do you.
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: People would always ask me questions like that. Are you
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: Star Trek or Star Wars?
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: How about both? I like Shatner.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: There's plenty of good stuff out there. Let's just find
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: the good stuff and worry about that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: I think that the enticing.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: I think all those other people do, too, pretty much,
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: except the argument is so much, you know, that's so
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: much part of their culture.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Again, it's become a very geek-oriented thing to just argue
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: about things back and forth, especially since the Internet has
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: come around.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: That's definitely brought people together and allowed people like me
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: to get.
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: A voice, to be able to become recognized. And that's
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: cool because you put.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: You put a.
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: Large amount of ability into the hands of the artist,
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: and you will see creative things happen. As this technology
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: becomes easier and easier to use, you're going to see people...
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: do amazing things. And I'm excited about that. Even though
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: my stuff is very traditional, man, I'm all about some Photoshop.
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: I'm all about Maya. I think that stuff's great.
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: I think it ultimately gives people with 2D art experience credit,
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: but it also gives people with 3D art credit. I
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: think you can teach people how to push buttons really easy,
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: but they really still have to have good old-fashioned art know-how.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: You have to know what composition is if you want
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: to compose a shot. It doesn't make any difference. So
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: really it all does boil down to classical training, there's
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: still never going to be any easier way to teach
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: somebody than to slap down a piece of paper and
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: give them a pencil and show them how to do it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: Photoshop isn't going to heal that. It's going to help
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: mask some of your shortcomings, but in the long run,
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: eventually you're going to want to grow beyond that if
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: you're going to be anybody anyway.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: If you're going to take it seriously, you've got to
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: have some form of the basics.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I mean....
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: I think that people, too, as they become more digital savvy,
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: they can still see originality, you know?
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: They're starting to become like, oh, yeah, that's photo manipulated.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: That's a shot that, like, you know, that's why, in
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: a way, I still.
• 24:50
  Speaker 18: Do stick to the traditional media because it definitely oozes
• 24:56
  Speaker 18: out who you are a lot easier than Photoshop does
• 24:59
  Speaker 18: because of the way the marks are made.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: So, yeah. And you said most of what you've been
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: doing is oil-based?
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: Yes, all of it's oil-based. I do all oil on
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Mace Knight. All the paintings are oil on Mace Knight.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: For a couple reasons. Because it's easy.
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: To ship, it's easy to maintain, it's archival. It's just
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: a good medium.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: I've learned to use it really well. And typically painting
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: on board is really hard for a lot of artists.
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: I don't know, I just kind of took to it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Very cool.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I guess tell people where to find you out there,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming on the Internet. Well, you can.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Friend me on Facebook, but I just now have my
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: own website. It's www.horrorartist.com, all one word. And I have
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: a WordPress blog and MySpace page and all of the accompanying...
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: facebook deviant art account that i've been on for years
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: that was like my first foray into the into the
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: digital realm.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: It's amazing how big that was before anybody knew about
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: these other social networking.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: Things well you know they did a couple of things
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: right really early yeah and um i think it needs
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: a little bit of spit and polish now um they
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: need to do something so that it can become a
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: little bit more uh commercial you know so that so
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: that guys can use it to get jobs you know
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: So that it isn't just fan-based now.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: It really is just art for artists. I mean, I
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: don't know anybody who's not into art that goes there.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: It's just for other artists, almost more than anything.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: It's a great place to find good art. It's just
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: that I think once they reach a certain level, they
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: don't maintain it. So it becomes like everybody's entry sketchbook.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: I want to see it go beyond that.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: It would, yeah, it would be cool to continue on
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: with successful artists and not just amateurs, yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: They're trying, you know, they're trying.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: But I think ultimately they have to do something that
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: can help people.
• 26:56
  Speaker 9: Get a job, you know.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: That's what they really need to, they need to have
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: another level where you can focus more on.
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: Your portfolio, your commercial side. And they don't have anything
• 27:09
  Speaker 9: for that right now.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: But, if nothing else, yeah, everybody's got their own. So
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: just go to your website. Yeah, that's right.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: All right, I think that is good. Thanks for talking
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: to us today, and go check out your website. Thank you.
• 27:21
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  Speaker 12: Turn and face the wall. I'm only training.
• 29:15
  Speaker 11: I All right, we are back on day two here.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: And now we have moved into new territory. Now we
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: have Misty with us.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Yay for Misty.
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  Speaker 11: And Jay.
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  Speaker 6: Hey.
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  Speaker 14: Alright.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: We are, once again, hanging out at our table. And
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: what's your take on it so far, Misty? Oh, good lord.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: The people here are just atrocious.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: I've seen chicks wear stuff that chicks should never wear.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: The girls of Nightmare, Q and A session. The girls
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: of Nightmare, Q and A session is fixing the story.
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: Okay, now try again.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: I can't decide which is my favorite so far. The
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: guy with the Dave Bustain bangs or the guy with
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: the golden mullet.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a toss-up right there.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Mustang bangs are definitely, they're pretty signature.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: He's definitely got the look. He's definitely got the look
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: down there. Different color, but he's got the bangs going.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Now the other one, yeah, the curly mullet.
• 30:25
  Speaker 17: Am I the only one worried about the guy carrying
• 30:30
  Speaker 17: the baseball bat around?
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I guess that's not a good idea.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's just me.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: In here, it's pretty normal, actually. Go find that guy.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Take him out. Take him down.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Do your thing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 11: Try again.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: I'm still trying to figure out what this thing across
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: from us is. I think it's a chick, but it
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: might have one time been a dude. I'm not really sure.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: It's got more plastic parts than most Mattel Barbies do.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: It's not right.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I think it's impolite to ask him, though.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: It's a PC. You can't ask him. You're just going
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: to guess.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Did you used to be a man? I don't know
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: if that would go over very well.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: You're a big blonde bouffant, keeping me from seeing the
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Addams after.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: That's strategy right there. That's what that is.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: And then a jackass across from us said, last year
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: sold me my liar copy of Big Wolf on Campus.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: It was not a complete series, motherfucker. It was missing episodes,
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: you fucker. But I'm not bitter.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: No, not at all.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Should have brought it and.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Beat him with it.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: I expected you to, actually, so we'll see.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: I already lost the original cover, and I figured you
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: probably wouldn't accept the.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Beating if you didn't have the original cover for it.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: I think you should beat him with the... fake cover
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: that you print off the internet.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: My cover that I made was way better, thank you
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: very much.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know how to make me a bootleg DVD cover.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Well, obviously this guy does not, which is a shame
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: since he's selling.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Overpriced, too. I mean, son of a bitch. And he
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: has stupid hair.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Seems to be a theme of this week.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw the, uh, celebrity, was it Rochelle Davis?
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: The Sarah?
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: She seems fairly nice and all.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: She just needs to invest in a good conditioner or
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: a nice cream rinse because that shit's looking a little dry.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I told her you should just mention that. hand or
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: a bottle like small be like here i brought this
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: for you.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Paint that shit yeah so far.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: I've not spent any money which i'm pretty proud of
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: myself and kind of disappointed at.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: The same time but i'll save it all.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Up for next month when we're going to chicago keep
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: yourself under control.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: Wow would you like to elaborate on.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: That I'm not sure if we should.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: I mean, chicks with short skirts walking by are being
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: an industrial fan right here.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: It's all right.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: I remember when the guy with the big gut walked by,
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: and we saw the brief glimpse of his undercarriage, and
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: it was not pleasant.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: That's what it was. Not at all.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: It's bad enough when the shirt doesn't cover the gut,
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: but yeah, when you didn't have a fan to highlight
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: that action, that's, yeah, that's not what.
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: We're looking for.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Nightmares shall ensue.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: This is a horror festival now.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: It's the most frightening thing I've seen thus far.
• 33:17
  Speaker 10: I agree.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Definitely scarier than any of the Michael Myers or Freddy's
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: or Jason's we've seen wandering around.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: The one Freddy I've seen wandering around, she's pretty cute.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Is this the probably much older but seemingly 14-year-old Asian girl?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: She is pretty damn adorable, I'll give you that.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: The normal that Freddy can get, I guess.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: That's my favorite is she's not overly trying. She's just
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: got the sweater and the glove and a hat. And
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: then she's cute. And that's really all you need. Especially
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: if you're a cute chick. That's, you know, that's really
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: all you need for a costume.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: But then you got bruised legs behind us.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: That's just not allowed. I'm telling you. Shoe leader outfit
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: or no. Those fucking scars. That's not working.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the strategy is on her approach
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: to this, but.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: I don't realize she's a horror author, so she's not
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: really banking on being cute, so I'm not really sure what.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: The point.
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: Is.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I don't get it. I'm staying out of it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: I guess if they realize there's that much horror on
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: the outside of your body, that something can come out
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: of your mind must be astounding.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: You might be onto something, actually.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, if I remember when we ran into her before,
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: she was Roger's favorite, so we're going to have to.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Wow, that.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: One needs data sandwiching.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Yikes. She gets here around the table.
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Please, please pull that down. Thank you.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: And then Corey's not sure if he's offended or not.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: He's already got a mistake in for Feldman, and that's
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: just wrong. I mean, seriously, wrong.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I think you should have smacked that person.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: There was about to be a beatdown.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: His girlfriend, who correctly identified him, was willing to hold
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: him down for me while I beat That.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Seems fitting, really. That seems fine. I don't know.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: They gave me a Tootsie Roll, so it was okay.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: You can be bribed with candy. That's true.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I like Tootsie Rolls. They're awesome.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: If it's a shitty candy, they would have beat me
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: on it and it would have been okay. But I
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: like Tootsie Rolls. They'd hand me like a peppermint twist thing.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, fuck that.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Cheap bastards. At least give me a tootsie.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: It's one of the long ones, too. It's about that long.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Not even the midgies. It was not a midgie.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: It was not the fun size, not the snack size.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: It was one of the ones about game on. I'm
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: motioning with my hands, but that does really good for
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: the radio. So, a podcast or whatever the fuck we're doing.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Ooh, the guy in the western shirt's fantastic.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Sleeveless western shirt on a guy I'm approximately guessing around 50.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say 50, yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Or the unfortunate guy with no ass. Whatever happened to him?
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we forgot to go into that one. I do
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: feel bad for that guy.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: He just had waist and legs. There was no in-between.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: There was no, like, no ass.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: There was.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even, like, concave. There was no space for
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: an ass to be. How does he poop? The poor
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: crackless bastard.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I decided we need to start a foundation of,
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: you know... The Assless Foundation needs your help today.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: That's bad enough.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: They already came back and gave us flyers for depression
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: and suicide.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: They knew which table to come to.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Apparently we look sad and self-injuring. I'm like, no, I'm
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: not going to injure anybody.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: It ain't going to be me. Starts with everybody else.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: It's going to be that fucker across the aisle who's
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: telling me I'm a fucking big wolf who wasn't complete. Yep.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Taking his ass out first.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Can I have one of your ones?
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: Nobody wants Icarus.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants Icarus. Take a fire.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Take a fire, you bastard.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: I'm shoving down your goddamn face. Oh, wait, that's probably
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: not the best way to do it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know, that might get their attention, at least.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, we have a giant glowing Greedo holding a knife.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: If that doesn't get your attention....
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Nobody's going to notice us now with this big, big,
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: long bench.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: In front of us.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Our skinny friend. They sucked all the fat out of
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: the skinny girl and injected it in that other girl's ass.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Or face.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Hey, boyfriend got fries.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh, food.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I got muskets. Yay, fries! Oh, these are good. Yay
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: for bright night food. Scary fries.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, spooky.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't tell on this.
• 37:12
  Speaker 15: Girl if they texted this girl's dress code.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: Ah, she's crooked.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: No fair.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: She is like 14, right?
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: So we probably shouldn't be anticipating this 14-year-old skirt line-up,
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: but we're pretty.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Sick, so what can you do? Take pictures.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I think you're on as well.
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: The man they are burying in a subterranean world of
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: horror is a victim of the oblong box. Now, for
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: the first time, Vincent Price and Christopher Lee star in
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: Edgar Allan Poe's tale of the living dead, The Oblong Box.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: The Oblong Box in color from American International is rated M.
• 38:25
  Speaker 10: Hi, this is Tom Adkins or Detective Ray Cameron. You're
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: listening to Movie Meltdown throw me baby I'm.
• 38:43
  Speaker 12: I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: See your eyes through you anyhow.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Came back from my interview with Roger Corman. Awesome. That's
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: all I have to say. I'm just going to roll
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: into it, because what else is there to say? Roger Corman. Legend.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Awesome.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Alright, we're here with Roger Corman.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: You were born in Detroit. Did you have an interest
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: in film right off the bat, like as a child?
• 39:42
  Speaker 20: As a child, I used to go to see the
• 39:44
  Speaker 20: Saturday matinees with my friends. but I didn't become seriously
• 39:49
  Speaker 20: interested in films until I was at Stanford, Stanford University.
• 39:53
  Speaker 20: I was writing for the newspaper, and I started becoming
• 39:58
  Speaker 20: a critic.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: I became a critic.
• 40:00
  Speaker 20: And started writing reviews for the Stanford Daily, and that's
• 40:05
  Speaker 20: when I started to take films more seriously.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: That's what I was wondering, yeah, because you had a
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: degree in industrial engineering.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't know how that led to film directing.
• 40:13
  Speaker 20: Didn't lead to film directing in any way. It might
• 40:17
  Speaker 20: have helped a little bit, though, in planning and pre-production.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Orchestrate all your projects.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Let's see, when you got into directing, what was your
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: process as far as looking for a new project?
• 40:30
  Speaker 20: I would generally start with the idea and then develop
• 40:34
  Speaker 20: a screenplay from the idea.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you always had really good plots.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: It seemed like you actually put a lot of work
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: into story, even working on the sensational angle, but it
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: seemed like you always focused on story more than most.
• 40:46
  Speaker 20: Yes, to me the story is the starting point. Everything
• 40:50
  Speaker 20: stems from the story.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: You'd also been known for years for doing all the
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: adaptations of Poe's work.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Had you been a fan of Edgar Allan Poe early on?
• 40:58
  Speaker 20: Yes, I had read The Fall of the House of
• 41:01
  Speaker 20: Usher in an English class in high school. and I
• 41:06
  Speaker 20: really loved that story, and I got the complete works
• 41:10
  Speaker 20: of Poe, and I read everything he ever wrote, and
• 41:14
  Speaker 20: when I finally had the chance, I did The Fall
• 41:16
  Speaker 20: of the House of Usher.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Was there something that drew you to all of his projects,
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: or was it just.
• 41:22
  Speaker 20: I think it was the complexity of his stories. I
• 41:25
  Speaker 20: think he was very early in understanding the conscious and
• 41:30
  Speaker 20: unconscious mind.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: And writing.
• 41:34
  Speaker 20: on a surface level with the conscious mind, and beneath
• 41:38
  Speaker 20: the surface with the unconscious mind.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: You develop so many types of literature, it's impressive.
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: You picked some of the greatest actors and directors and writers.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Did you just feel like you had a knack for
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: finding that, or is it something that you had a
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: whole structure set up as to bringing in new talent?
• 41:55
  Speaker 20: It was a combination of both. I felt having been
• 41:58
  Speaker 20: a director, I was better equipped to to judge new
• 42:03
  Speaker 20: directors and producers, other producers who had not been directors,
• 42:07
  Speaker 20: but also we had a structure at our studio where
• 42:11
  Speaker 20: people would start and work up and eventually become a director.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: When you switched over from director to focusing more on producing,
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: was that an artistic decision or was it more just
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: a business? Was it more work to do and found
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: more creative in the producing?
• 42:29
  Speaker 20: I had directed I think 58, 59, almost 60 pictures
• 42:35
  Speaker 20: in about 13, 14 years, and I was just tired.
• 42:39
  Speaker 20: I switched from directing to producing, and I thought I
• 42:43
  Speaker 20: will do this for a year and then go back
• 42:45
  Speaker 20: to directing, but I started my own company, New World,
• 42:49
  Speaker 20: and it became successful right from the beginning, and I
• 42:52
  Speaker 20: just stayed with producing.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: And then over the years, your name kind of became
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: a brand in Hollywood. What was it that you set
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: out to bring to a movie that was.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: A Roger Corman movie?
• 43:03
  Speaker 20: We felt that, and I still do feel, every film
• 43:08
  Speaker 20: should have an element of excitement within the film. And also,
• 43:13
  Speaker 20: I tried to work in a complex way, so the
• 43:17
  Speaker 20: stories were not simple stories. There was one story, just
• 43:20
  Speaker 20: as with Poe, on the surface... There was another beneath
• 43:24
  Speaker 20: the surface or beneath the text story. I think it
• 43:29
  Speaker 20: was a combination of those things that made the company successful.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Were there new projects you wanted to tell people about
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: that you're working on?
• 43:37
  Speaker 20: I've got a picture called Sharktopus, which comes out September
• 43:41
  Speaker 20: 25th on the SyFy channel. And then I've got a
• 43:45
  Speaker 20: picture called Stealing Las Vegas that we're just finished shooting
• 43:50
  Speaker 20: and we're beginning the editing process. That will come out
• 43:52
  Speaker 20: sometime in 2011. That's very cool.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much for talking to us today, sir.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Thanks again.
• 44:00
  Speaker 12: I'm taking it slow Feeding.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: My flame.
• 44:06
  Speaker 12: Shoving the cards of your game And just in time
• 44:16
  Speaker 12: In the right.
• 44:17
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• 44:26
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• 44:30
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• 45:07
  Speaker 6: So so.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Alright, we're back. We have to come back. Because we
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: have to, you know, continue our series.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Keep you up to date on the bathroom activities.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, as we found out last week, all our interesting
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: stories take place in the bathroom.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: What story was there last week?
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: You were for me hanging out watching a plastic movie.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that was so much fun. Anyways, I
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: had to go to the bathroom here, and of course
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: there was this crazy ass lady in there. Bat shit crazy.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: She had to ask me what time it was.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. She's currently at a crazy time.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Time to go potty.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: She had plenty of time, though, according to her.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Anyway, she goes to the bathroom and she realizes, unlike me,
• 46:04
  Speaker 6: she didn't check first to make sure each stall had
• 46:06
  Speaker 6: toilet paper.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: What a novice toilet user.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: I checked like five or six stalls. Two of them
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: didn't log. Two of them didn't have toilet paper. I
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: did all my research.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: I don't commit to a bathroom until I know that
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: I got all my bases covered. Anyway, so she's wearing socks.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: She's not wearing no shoes because apparently you're too crazy
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: to wear shoes.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: You can't take my shoes.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Fuck shoes, man.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: Anyway, so she's in there. She's in with another girl
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: who already complimented me on my hair, so she's okay
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: by me. But then she's like my outfit, too, so
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: I can't be too crazy.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: But anyway, she goes to the bathroom and she realized
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: she ain't got no toilet paper.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: She's yelling at the girl like four stalls down. I
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: ain't got no toilet paper. Bring me some toilet paper.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: And the girl's like, are you already going? I'm going.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: She's like, oh, I'll just use my sock. I'm like, really?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: So I was the good Samaritan.
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: I went and got the crazy bitch some toilet paper
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: because nobody wants fucking pee socks walking around the crazy house.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Would she have put it back on afterwards?
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: But she ain't gonna walk barefoot.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming she only peed. Yeah, see, I wasn't assuming that.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: That's why I was really worried.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: She wasn't in there very long. Aw, a Corona Owl tattoo.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: But anyways, yeah, crazy. Fuck it's crazy.
• 47:16
  Speaker 15: He gets in the bathroom.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: All you Texans who saw Massacre 4 junk really fast.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Look at the sweater vest. Holy shit, I've seen some
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: weird shit in here, but there's a goddamn sweater vest.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: They're so cool. This is a very Jim Spurs sale.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I have my Facebook page.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: For my socks.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: It is all of them.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, would you like to go into that as your
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: geek activity for the week?
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: I have 13 pictures of my socks.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: If we've not mentioned it before, Misty has an inordinate
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: amount of socks.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Imelda Marcos.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, the Imelda Marcos of socks, we've decided.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: I took pictures of 153 hair just last night, and
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: that's not even a third of them.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: And I thought she was just, like, laying them out
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: on the floor and taking a picture.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Hell no, that's lazy. No, she's putting each and every
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: pair on and taking pictures.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you, I fucking hate toe socks.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: Whoever bought me toe socks should fucking hurt.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: I still am thoroughly convinced you can make money off of.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: This if you put it all on a website. These photos.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: That guy's classic t-shirt.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: I'm sure women are just lining up for him.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: He's a gynecologist.
• 48:29
  Speaker 16: Yeah, he looks like a reputable gynecologist.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: That hangs out at horror conventions. Yikes.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: She is pretty damn awesome.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: I was discussing with a passerby earlier how awesome Kid
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Girls is.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: I'm talking on Facebook about how much I hate Nicolas Cage.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Except in that movie.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: He's awesome in that movie, too. I just fuck his
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: career choices on occasion.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Those are awesome.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: He does have Captain Crunch on his leg.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, if Marlena was here, right?
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Those are awesome. He does have Captain Crunch.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: On his leg. Oh, if Marlena was here right now.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: No.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: There's a Tony Tiger, though. That's old school.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: What was that?
• 49:38
  Speaker 13: I said, I think the only pussy that guy ever
• 49:40
  Speaker 13: sees is down at the animal shelter.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he still gets the same action either way. Yeah,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: either way.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what it is. Right after he
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: chose him.
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: I'm going to talk about Fever Lake, or we're going
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: to wait until we actually do another episode.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Do you want to go in-depth?
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: It wasn't bad. I liked Fever Lake. It had Hayman,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: it had Mario Lopez. It was fun.
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: The only thing that made me suspend my belief was, okay,
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: I love me some Corey Haim.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: I always have.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: This is during his more not-quite-trim days.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: And you want me to believe that not only is
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: he on track, but that he is their fastest runner.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but no.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: That's just miscasting at that point, really.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: He's running, and he's winning the race, wearing his oversized
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: sweats and shirt because he don't actually want to see
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: him with a shirt off the point.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: And you're going to tell me he's their track star.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: What fucking poor-ass college school is this?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Corey Hay, I mean, it's slightly chunky days. It's your
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: track star.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: And how old is he at this point? What college
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: is this? I don't even know. I'm pretty sure unless
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: you're like 19.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I'm 96.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure 96. Okay, maybe then.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: You get to see Mario Lopez die a horrible morning then.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: We don't actually get to see it. You get to
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: see the aftermath of it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Well, I keep waiting for that to happen. Me too, dude.
• 51:02
  Speaker 18: Don't worry about it.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Every week he's back on TV again, so it must
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: not be a fan now.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: It's like an MTV dance show. Every damn time I
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: see it, I'm fucking serious. But it was alright. It
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: didn't make a damn good of sense, but I don't
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: need it. I don't need it to make a sense
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: for me to like it. I don't need that kind of,
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: you know... I just met Cory. He was cute and
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: that's all you need.
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: I spent half the movie trying to figure out if
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: it was a pimple or a nose ring. I'm pretty
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: sure it was a nose ring. It kind of glittered, so.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: He is that cool, huh? I don't know.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: He has glittery pimples. I can't tell.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: That'd be pretty impressive, too, actually. He was hot.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Even if he was chunky, that's all they would have
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: done on him.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: That is all you need.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I'm all over that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 11: You can.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Yikes.
• 51:50
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, Paper Lake.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: All right, so we are back with more buzz, and
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: we are here with Misty and.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Jay once again.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Hey. Hey. Yay.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, you guys are the lucky bastards because you
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: get to do, you know what you love it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: It's time for the remix of the week.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, great.
• 52:12
  Speaker 12: Yay.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Yay. I can totally read all your stuff before you
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: say it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Then it'll ruin it, because if there's one thing I know,
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: it's that Jay loves Judge Dredd.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: I do?
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Of course, everybody loves Judge Dredd. All right, maybe not.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Judge Dredd, the influential character that helped popularize the grime
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: and gritty approach in the late 80s that led to
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: titles like Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, and Wolverine. And
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: now they're going to remake it, which we've kind of
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: discussed before, but we actually have who they're considering for
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: the role.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I think I heard this, but I forgot. They're considering
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Carl Urban.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, I love him!
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Who's that?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Carl F. Bones in a new movie. Oh, yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: And the guy with the scraggly hair in Ghost Ship,
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: who we didn't realize it was him at first, because
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: he didn't look the same, and he had stupid hair.
• 53:00
  Speaker 16: Is he buff enough to be Judge Dredd?
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: He is? Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 53:05
  Speaker 13: That's actually kind of odd, because Stallone was complaining about
• 53:10
  Speaker 13: how most of the action heroes now, they can just
• 53:12
  Speaker 13: strap their muscles on, whereas he used to spend so
• 53:14
  Speaker 13: much time in the gym, him and Arnold Schwarzenegger and
• 53:16
  Speaker 13: all the other ones.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now you can just strap on muscles. It's a
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: good plan if you can get it.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Strap on the abs, the codpiece, you know.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: That one guy walking around earlier needed a strap on ass.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: That's true. It's the sad part.
• 53:33
  Speaker 13: Yes, Misty's going to start a fund for guys who
• 53:35
  Speaker 13: don't have asses.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: It's going to be the.
• 53:38
  Speaker 16: assless guy fun luckily.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: My boyfriend has the most fantastic ass so he's safe
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: I'm leaving that alone anyway so um yeah my boy
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: uh as it were hasn't signed on yet officially yet
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: i like him but um yeah if he doesn't take
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: well if he takes the role it's worth noting that
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: in this version he's not going to take the mask
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: off I don't know if that's just in the action
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: scenes or what, but basically it's just going to be.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: His chin doing all the acting. That's fine. It's kind
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: of weird.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: He has a hot chin. It's just weird to take
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: a role as the lead actor and then nobody knows
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: it's you, basically.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Might as well be in V for Vendetta. Nobody knows
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: who that was either.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Except geeks like you guys.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: Hugo Weaving.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I knew that.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: But the rest of America, who doesn't, you know, super
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: late geek out over things, has no idea who the
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: hell that guy is.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: You mean that guy with the mask on? So, yeah,
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: it's an odd choice for the actor to take that on, really.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, the Judge Dredd remake will be directed by
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: Pete Travis, who did Vantage Point. And the adaptation is
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: written by Alex Garland, who did 28 Days Later and Sunshine.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: So, actually, at least has written some decent movies.
• 54:52
  Speaker 11: So, yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Will there be no Rob Schneider?
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 54:56
  Speaker 16: That's the only thing I care about is whether or
• 54:58
  Speaker 16: not Rob Schneider will be in it.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: That he's not in it? No, that he is in it.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: That's what made the movie.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Are you serious? That's what made the first movie.
• 55:06
  Speaker 16: I wouldn't have seen it if it hadn't been in it.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I am the law.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I am the law.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Who lets Rob Schneider in a movie these days?
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: Oh, wait.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Adam Sandler. That's it. Oh, so yeah. The original writer
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: of Judge Dredd, the comic.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Book, he says he is very optimistic about this. Unlike
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: the You're Still Home version. So I guess he wasn't
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: a fan of the Stallone version.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Bruises.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Get my drift.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: Bruises.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Going off about that chick over there?
• 55:37
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: You think she's so hot.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: She's getting closer. She's setting off my bruise detector, and
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: I can't stop it. She's just asking for a beatdown.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: I think she'd like it, though.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: That's all I got. What's the next news? Is there
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: more news?
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: So, since breaking out with the 2003 horror import High Tension,
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: French director Alexandre Angeau, his three English language films have
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: been two remakes, which would be The Hills Have Eyes
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: and the upcoming Piranha 3D.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Which I'm excited about.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Yay!
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: And the original Mirrors. I don't know if anybody was
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: excited about Mirrors. So this week we found out while
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: doing early publicity for Piranha 3D, he revealed that he
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: hopes to be able to remake the gory 1980s slasher Maniac.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Haven't seen it.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: In Maniac, a serial killer stalks and kills women each night,
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: scalping them to use his hair to adorn his apartment
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: full of mannequins.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: See, I'm not the only one that does that.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: See, exactly. You fit right in. Are you sure it's
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: not just a.
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: Movie about you?
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: No.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I have really high quality mannequins.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Maniac is directed by William Lustig, who went on to
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: direct the first three movies in the similarly titled Maniac
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Cop franchise.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: That's totally different. What are you talking about? It's completely different.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: It's got cop on the end.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: So, same thing.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: They say Aja would not be directing the Maniac remake himself.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: He would actually be producer on the film, and they
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: will actually be working with his frequent writing partner. But
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: that guy is the one going to be making his
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: directorial debut.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: So they're going to be handing off.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Using his popularity to get this other guy directing gig, basically.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: That, I guess, can round out the buzz. It's like
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: 100 degrees in here. Why the fuck is that douchebag
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: wearing a toboggan on his head?
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: I swear to God. Because it makes him so much
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: cooler than the rest of you people.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: If it's hot enough, you gotta roll your goddamn sleeves up.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: It's fucking too hot for a damn toboggan.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Or have a western shirt with no sleeves.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, you just missed him.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
• 57:41
  Speaker 16: With kids wearing toboggans nowadays. I don't get that. When
• 57:44
  Speaker 16: I was a kid.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: And I got hot, I took my damn hat off.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Or shaved my head. It makes you cool. All the
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: kids at the mall are wearing it.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: It makes your head sweat and you get a head rash.
• 57:54
  Speaker 16: Yeah, that bakes their brain.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: They get stupider. I think most of the kids are
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: baking themselves these days anyway.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: That's what's wrong with today's society. Kids wearing toboggans.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's gotten so bad, even Jason.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: So earlier we were over looking at toys, and they've
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: got a little post-it note on this Jason action figure.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: And I look at it, and I swear for a second,
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, does that say get me stoned?
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: I thought it said that too, as soon as I
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: looked at it. I was like, well, first of all,
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: it's plastic.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to work. And second of all,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: if I remember from the remake, Jason was not big
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: on the pot smoking. It kind of pissed him off.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: So I don't think you're going to get Jason stoned.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: It's the same booth that also pissed me off because
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: they had the re-release. The new edition of the She-Ra
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: action figure, which is one of my childhood heroes right there.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: I had the original action figure. Okay, this was a redo,
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: and fucking hell, it pissed me off. She's got plastic hair.
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: Don't give her a fucking comb. She doesn't need a comb.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: Hard plastic hair. You cannot comb that shit unless you're
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: going to comb your own hair with a tiny little.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Comb that's like, what, a half of an inch long?
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: That's just fucking stupid. Fucking hell.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: It's like a mustache comb.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: For all those little girls out there deciding whether or
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: not they want to, you know, groom their facial hair.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's okay then.
• 59:10
  Speaker 16: Only reason they did it i guess was because the
• 59:11
  Speaker 16: original came with a comb but.
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: The original had hair hair you could brush small small
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: oversight it's not a small oversight she's got plastic hair
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: and a fucking.
• 59:22
  Speaker 16: Comb you can pretend to comb her plastic hair then.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: You're just fucking retarded Hey, there are a lot of
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: special children out there in the world.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe they want to pretend to comb plastic hair.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Never mind. Never mind.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Your job as a parent is to just patronize them
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: and go, that's good, Sally, you brush that hair.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, if the kid.
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: Is stupid enough to brush plastic hair with a fucking
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: little plastic comb, chances are you're going to have to
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: worry about them swallowing the damn thing than actually doing
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: any good.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: That's true. It's not, yeah, it's a pretty small comb,
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: I'm First of all, who's opening that thing anyway?
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: It's going to suck poop out of comb if you
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: swallow it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Well, it was bound to come to that eventually. All
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: righty then.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: I'm tired.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: I didn't get much sleep last night. People here kind
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: of smell, and I'm ready to go home.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: It's hot.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: Not here.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 16: Well, not here in our booth.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: We've got A.C.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: Fans.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: Two fans.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: We hauled in our own fans. I don't know that
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: other people liked that fact that we did it anyway.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: Poor little miserable bastards were sweating their asses off everywhere
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: else and weren't hoarding two fucking fans over here.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 16: Hey, we planned ahead and brought our own shit.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: I told you to bring it. Exactly. You wanted to
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: just bring that little fan. I said, no, bring the
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: big fan.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 13: Okay, well, I didn't know how hot it was going
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 13: to be out here.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: We have made use of it, so there you go.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: Cheerleader undercarriage.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yikes. Damn that fan. We didn't need that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: I guess we're pretty much wrapping up the show here.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Anything you want to tell people out there?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: Titanic 2 is the stupidest idea I've ever heard of.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: You don't need another Titanic on the same day. It's
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: going to hit the same damn iceberg. You ought to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: see that coming.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty dumb. That's stupid.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're on our Facebook page, you saw me
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: post that the other day, and I was.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck are they thinking?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: The sad thing is, I had watched the trailer for
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: that the day before you posted it, and Jay was like,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: I don't even want to see it.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: It sounds stupid. I don't even want to hear about it.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I didn't even want to turn around and watch it.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 13: I know what's going to happen. They're going to hit
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 13: a goddamn iceberg, and they're all going to die.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Wait, you think? Hold on a minute. What are the
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: odds of that? Actually, I think it's pretty vast.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: Why would you have the Titanic 2 anyways? It obviously
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: didn't end well the first time, you know? I mean,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: it's not like it had a good voyage. It kind
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: of fucking sailed in.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 16: Well, like I said, that's like a Hindenburg 2. Hey,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 16: let's make another one.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: How's this one going to end?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: And that just got greenlit. I hate to tell you.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Hindenburg 2, coming soon to a theater near you.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: It's going to get attacked by a super gator because
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: that would be awesome.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: That would be awesome.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 16: Why don't they remake a good movie like Suburban Commando?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: I thought you said a good movie.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Make up your mind.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with Suburban Commando?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: Many, many things.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Starring Rob Schneider.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: No. What is your obsession with Rob Schneider?
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 16: Rob Schneider's not in that.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: I was recasting him.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Dreamcasting with Rob Schneider.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 13: He could strap on the Hulk Hogan muscles and all
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 13: of a sudden, and whatever that hair is, it's not
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 13: really a mullet, I don't guess.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: It's a skullet.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 16: It's a skullet.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: I don't think he had hair for a long time. Alright,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: so I guess, assuming this is the end, we'll.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: I'm done.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Yay!
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Fuck She-Ross Cone. Fuck She-Ross Cone. She don't need it.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: She's a bitch got plastic hair.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: On that note, we will send you off on your
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: merry way. So, thank you for listening to our coverage
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: from Fright Night Film Fest. We'll return next week.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 18: Though we gotta say goodbye for.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 16: The sun I promise you this. I'll send you all
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 16: my love.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 12: Every day in a letter.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 14: Sealed with a kiss.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna be.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 12: I'll send you all my dreams every day in a
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 12: letter sealed with a kiss. I don't want to say
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 12: goodbye Oh, the summer Knowing the love we'll miss So
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 12: let us make a pledge To meet in September And
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 12: seal it with a kiss Yes, it's gonna be alright
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 12: I'll send you all my love.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Every day in a mess.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 12: Seal with a kiss.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 14: Seal with a kiss.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 12: Seal with a kiss.
• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:32
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• 1:05:36
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