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- 0:00Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
- 0:02Stand by. And I could not believe this. How much
- 0:13of a cloud -chasing loser is BonnieXO's husband
- 0:19that he's making TikTok videos saying he wants
- 0:23her back? Are you serious, dude? You make all
- 0:29men look bad. You have no game. Yeah, I get it.
- 0:33Sometimes you romanticize your ex. I do. And
- 0:38I bet Bonnie XO's fun in bed. I get it. She's
- 0:42hot. But do you really want her back, dude? She
- 0:47got plowed by Jolly Roll. That should be horrifying
- 0:51enough. Oh, but I miss her. You're a beta male
- 0:56dummy. You should never want somebody back after
- 1:00you break up with them. Never. Think about that
- 1:06fatty before he cheated and took Ozempic and
- 1:08cheated on her. Imagine him on top of her flowing
- 1:11high. You want that back? Have at it. You're
- 1:17a beta male idiot. What's up, y 'all? What's
- 1:23up, man? This morning, comedian Carlos Mencia
- 1:26under arrest. All right, I heard about Carlos.
- 1:31It's on my Instagram. I met him 10 years ago
- 1:34on a college show. I'm going to whip somebody's
- 1:38ass. No, but he's nice enough, but he's an idiot.
- 1:42Why do celebrities think they can cheat taxes?
- 1:46You can cheat on your wife all you want. But
- 1:50you're never going to beat the IRS, you idiot.
- 1:52Accused of not paying taxes on nearly $9 million
- 1:55of income. He'll steal your jokes and your money.
- 2:00It's actually called a smartphone market because
- 2:02it's going to make you smarter. Ha ha ha. Hell
- 2:05yes. So what? Stand -up comedian is now charged
- 2:09with 12 felony counts. Prosecutors allege he
- 2:12failed to file personal and business tax returns
- 2:14between... Man, he has, like, a lot of poses.
- 2:16Like, his, like, hand over his mouth. It's like,
- 2:19God, yeah, dude. In 2019 and 2024, resulting
- 2:23in more than $300 ,000 in unpaid California state
- 2:27taxes. Why would that not go unnoticed, you idiot?
- 2:31No wonder your career peaked in 07. You're dumb.
- 2:35He is on the California Franchise Tax Board's
- 2:38list of the 500 greatest tax delinquents in both
- 2:43personal and corporate income categories. Yeah,
- 2:46it's not the category you want to be on. You're
- 2:49never on the list of best comedians, so this
- 2:51is the best you can do. The California Franchise
- 2:55Tax Board allegedly sent Mencia 78 payment notices,
- 2:59but they... Yeah, yeah. He doesn't check his
- 3:02mail. Because he's crying that rug and scoring
- 3:05his ass. Claim he never responded. Mencia began
- 3:08doing stand -up in the 1980s in Los Angeles.
- 3:12I'm so sorry! And in the early 2000s, became
- 3:16one of the most popular comics in the country.
- 3:19I'm so embarrassed that in middle school I liked
- 3:21Mind of Mencia. I'm an idiot! Gotta talk about
- 3:24this because, of course, it's tax day. during
- 3:30a 2007 show he talked about how he thought taxes
- 3:33were important Maybe I'm different, but I believe
- 3:39that taxes... He might get prison time, dude.
- 3:42...are a good thing, because they're the only
- 3:45reason that keeps us from becoming a third world
- 3:48country like the one that most of us left to
- 3:52be in this great country in the first place.
- 3:54Yeah, and he's doing this post, too, where he's
- 3:57got his hands all out. You're an idiot, dude!
- 4:01You stole jokes from Rogan, who's a good podcaster,
- 4:05but a terrible comedian. Has not commented on
- 4:08the latest. Yeah, I'm pretty sure his lawyer
- 4:10told him to shut up. And for the first time ever,
- 4:13he was actually quiet. Idiot. Dummy. Oh, yeah.
- 4:22Oh, my mic's hot. Baby. I'm hot all night. All
- 4:26right, yeah, you know, God, it's great, whatever.
- 4:28All right, let's get this show going right now.
- 4:30It's Tuesday. Mm -hmm. Whatever. Let me press
- 4:38this button right here. And now, back to the
- 4:41Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
- 4:45.7. Let me press this button right here. Attention,
- 4:50FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
- 4:55Rude. Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
- 5:00A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
- 5:03You ready? One, two, three, go. Welcome to Happy
- 5:18Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
- 5:31mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
- 5:34back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now.
- 5:43What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,
- 5:46the whole program's going to start. Okay, we'll
- 5:48hit it. All right. was so big. And now for something
- 6:08completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
- 6:123, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
- 6:18with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only
- 6:59on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My frickin'
- 7:03inbox still up. I made a post about being a cat
- 7:09dad. And Kristen Burt, the very lovely Dancing
- 7:13with the Stars reporter out of LA, who I worked
- 7:16with when I worked with Tom Bernard, said, you
- 7:18are a certified cat dad. In that same post, I
- 7:23discussed getting a vasectomy. And somebody messaged
- 7:27me, this woman named AAR, who's on Snapchat.
- 7:30She said, why'd you get a vasectomy? I don't
- 7:33know. I don't want kids. If it would have worked,
- 7:36one of my axes maybe would have been nice or
- 7:39whatever, but I'm good. I'm good. Flipped in
- 7:43until 10 .30 today. It was funny. I was talking
- 7:47to my friend, Anthony, who just had a kid with
- 7:49his beautiful wife, Abigail. I'm very proud of
- 7:52them. Their relationship goals. And I'm telling
- 7:55him, oh, I'm so tired. And he's like, me too,
- 7:57dude. Essentially in a text. I texted him, happy
- 7:59Father's Day. And I'm thinking, yeah, I think
- 8:01Anthony's version of tired is probably a little
- 8:03more tired than me. Mm -hmm. I'm more just, you
- 8:07know, burnt out. And also, we heard from Jelly
- 8:11Rolls. Wait, not Jelly Rolls. Let me say this
- 8:13again. We heard from Bunny X's ex -husband, that
- 8:17car -chasing moron. I made that video, and he
- 8:21said, why are you yelling? That's what I do,
- 8:25okay? Get used to it. We have so much to go get
- 8:32into right now. I actually, it was crazy. I think
- 8:35I worked two months in a row. So I went to Chicago
- 8:38and Minnesota two months ago. And even then,
- 8:43there I was recording. But I pretty much immediately
- 8:47came back. Then I worked with MJ for about two
- 8:50weeks. And then I was still recording. And then
- 8:53I recorded 20 days in a row. And then, what did
- 8:58I do? I then took a day off to... just relax.
- 9:06And then I recorded 10 days in a row. And then
- 9:09I worked something called sneaker culture. And
- 9:11then I recorded 21 days in a row. So it was essentially
- 9:14two months in a row. And I've heard from like
- 9:16different morning DJs that, and I'm not getting
- 9:19up in the morning like them, but when you work
- 9:20consistently over and over again, at some point
- 9:23you just kind of burn out a little bit. And that
- 9:29was me the last two days. It got to a point though,
- 9:32where it was like, I was starting to miss working
- 9:36like Saturday or Sunday. I took the day off.
- 9:39And on Monday, I, uh, Monday, it's like monster,
- 9:43monster gym. Now, uh, Monday I came to work.
- 9:47I made the commercials I had to make for my day
- 9:49job. And I was like, I'm taking one more day
- 9:51off. But here we are. The, there's so much going
- 9:55on in the news. Kim Kardashian now has blonde
- 9:58hair and she's looking really hot. Um, This trash
- 10:02bag woman stole a Knicks trash can and dipped
- 10:05and there was like a trash can in New York City
- 10:08colored like the Knicks. And she took the trash
- 10:10can and dumped it upside down and stole the trash
- 10:13can. It's the most New York thing ever. Mystical
- 10:17son who walked in with his experiment. He said
- 10:20he hopes his dad gets help. Halsey is mad about
- 10:25people giving her album a bad review, but when
- 10:29you give it power, you're just letting the haters
- 10:32win. What else? Carlos Mencia pleads not guilty
- 10:39to felony charges. And that, to me, I know we
- 10:43played it in the beginning of Best of Hoppy Hour,
- 10:47more like Worst of Hoppy Hour. No, but we played
- 10:49it in the beginning with the replay a little
- 10:51bit where we began the show with the replay of
- 10:53what we talked about in the previous show. And
- 10:55I don't know what Carlos Mencia was thinking.
- 10:59Cheating on his taxes. I've hung out with him
- 11:02enough when I worked with Mikelta and I don't
- 11:04understand these celebrities. Him, Leslie Snipes,
- 11:07Mike the Situation. Why? I mean, I get the thrill
- 11:12of committing a crime. I get it. It's whatever.
- 11:14I do not understand these celebrities. who did
- 11:19this thing where they try to cheat the taxes.
- 11:22I'm going to tell you right now, the IRS is winning
- 11:26every single time. You are never outbeating the
- 11:30IRS. I think they actually have like, I don't
- 11:32know how it works, but I don't think anyone has
- 11:35ever gone away from the IRS. I make money on
- 11:38promo codes, and I make money from Facebook,
- 11:40and I reported it to the freaking IRS. I don't
- 11:43want to get audited. And it was like, $2 ,000
- 11:49I made on promo codes. I'm not going to hide
- 11:51that. Although, if you go to RyanHoppyRadio .com
- 11:56under the sponsors tab, it has all the sponsors
- 11:59you can get. What else? What else do we have
- 12:05here? Drake Vaughn, the porn star, got charged
- 12:08with a DUI. What an idiot. I've been also seeing
- 12:12Weaver Court here out of Tampa Bay, but we're
- 12:14hurting Fresno and... Heard in many countries
- 12:17around the world. But there is something going
- 12:21on where every night on the Howard Franklin,
- 12:23which is our bridge, people are just driving
- 12:25like jackasses. And I don't know. It's a lot
- 12:28of these younger kids. I don't know if something
- 12:30happened where they were in like high school
- 12:34during COVID and they're weird. I mean, I'll
- 12:37be honest. I went 100 miles per hour one time
- 12:40in 2016 when I was mad that a date didn't go
- 12:43well. And, Howard Franklin, when I started to
- 12:46slow down, I felt like I was going 10 miles per
- 12:48hour and I was still going 80. It ain't worth
- 12:51it, dog. Mm -hmm. It is. I'm not worth it. All
- 12:57right. Let's see what we got going on on Instagram.
- 12:59We have so much going on today. I feel pretty
- 13:02fresh right now. Mm. I feel pretty good in the
- 13:05club. Mm. Here is Jetta Diabella. You know, as
- 13:12she loves to brag, fired by corporate media for
- 13:14telling the truth and damn proud about it. Don't
- 13:17get played by the system. That means you're insufferable
- 13:20to work around. She says what it means when a
- 13:25woman wants an emotionally intelligent man. When
- 13:27they say emotionally intelligent, a lot of times
- 13:29they mean a guy who will take all of my shit.
- 13:33And swallow, yes. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. I love
- 13:37when someone. And swallow, yes. That's the best
- 13:40ever, man. Yes. Yes. There's a patriarchy. Yes.
- 13:45Yes. Men have done women dirty. She's a weird
- 13:49woman. I know I'm weird because I'm kind of like
- 13:52the male version of her talking about dating,
- 13:54but she's really weird. YG raps about a trans
- 13:58woman in a new song. Is it creamy? Is it pudding?
- 14:02Delightful image, huh? It's what I needed today
- 14:05at 12 .36 p .m. on June 23rd. Cannot believe
- 14:09it's June 23rd. By the way, DJ Academics is losing
- 14:14weight and he's calling himself Fit -ademics.
- 14:18But the funny part about it. is it should be
- 14:23called DJ Ozempidics. Ozempidemics. That was
- 14:27a failed joke trying to say Ozempic. We'll get
- 14:31to Neon in a second. I got to go off on Alabama
- 14:34Barker. I knew she was a cloud chasing moron.
- 14:38We all knew that. But the way that she used that
- 14:41man, she's a brat. But first, a new study reveals
- 14:48a record one -third of adults under 35 are living
- 14:51at home with their parents. There are two versions
- 14:53of living at home with your parents. There's
- 14:55a lot of times when I'm in public or at coffee
- 14:58bars, I'll hear older people talk about people
- 15:00living at home with their parents. But here's
- 15:02where it's okay. If you just went through a divorce
- 15:06and you can't afford it, but you're working a
- 15:08job... Oops. If you're working a job and you
- 15:13can't afford it, but you still need to get by,
- 15:16that's one thing. But you're still maybe helping
- 15:19make dinner or doing laundry or helping around
- 15:21the house. And you're maybe paying rent or even
- 15:24if your parents aren't, you're helping around
- 15:26the house. But if you have no ambitions and you're
- 15:29just laying around, that's where it's bad. Because
- 15:34it's a bad economy out there. Especially maybe
- 15:37if you live in California. where it's really
- 15:40expensive, then it might make sense. Don't judge
- 15:45a book. I'll buy its cover. A woman surprised
- 15:49her husband with rolled cup tickets after posting
- 15:52feed pictures online. I'm going to be honest
- 15:55with you. I have a secret to tell. Oh, it's a
- 15:58naughty secret. No. I have been thinking about
- 16:03doing a feed finder. Now, the problem is, When
- 16:07I was three years old and my feet were growing
- 16:09real big, my mom did not change my shoes because
- 16:12she just was going through a lot. And I'm not
- 16:14mad, so I know she's listening. I'm not talking
- 16:16smack, but my toes are a little bent. They're
- 16:20a little curled up. So I don't know if my feet
- 16:23would be sexy to post, but maybe that's what
- 16:26somebody would like about it. I got to look into
- 16:28seeing if on Feet Finder. If they have like a
- 16:31foot range where you can go between this and
- 16:33this. Like let's say between 15 to 18 because
- 16:36I do wear size 18 shoes. So maybe it would like
- 16:39me a little more than. But if you have to like
- 16:42promote yourself and there's not like a foot
- 16:44range, I'm good. Wiz Khalifa did a video smoking
- 16:50a bong. Giving his son advice on how to deescalate
- 16:54a fight after learning about bullies. I love
- 16:57you. He's not working on that audio. It's because
- 17:04I work in radio, I can hear audio. How are you
- 17:07doing a heartfelt video with your son and you
- 17:09got morons talking in the background? Tell him
- 17:11to shut up. I can't listen to it. I don't understand.
- 17:17Listen, I know not everybody went to a radio
- 17:20trade school to learn about audio and worked
- 17:22on big time radio shows, but that's Wiz Khalifa.
- 17:25Made all the marijuana bangers 15 years ago.
- 17:28By the way, I got this Yeti cup right here. And
- 17:33in this Yeti cup, there's Pepsi. Because we can't
- 17:36have the Yeti cups. We can't have the drinks
- 17:38without a Yeti cup in these studios here at work.
- 17:41So let me sip on this. Oh, yeah. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
- 17:56I felt good. Eight, five, six, 49. I mean, I
- 18:01feel really good right now. I have not been as
- 18:04rested in a minute. I don't know. I could not
- 18:14believe how many views my naked car wash picture
- 18:16got. It got like 75 ,000 views. So many downloads.
- 18:20I don't know if it was talked about on air. I
- 18:22have not listened to my former station. I was
- 18:24just, and people got so mad. I said in the caption,
- 18:28you couldn't do this now. Yeah, maybe if you're
- 18:31like an only fan person. But I'm telling you,
- 18:35I work in corporate radio. I might know a thing
- 18:39or two. That ain't it, dog. That was it in 2015.
- 18:49Here is blue face. It's everyone's favorite blue
- 18:54face. Talking about therapy. Pussy ass. I did
- 19:01not expect that to begin with that. Pussy ass
- 19:03minded people who need to be told you're doing
- 19:08this right, you're doing that wrong. Coming from
- 19:10the deadbeat dad, Lou Zay. I'll take it with
- 19:14a grain of salt. You know what? I love therapy.
- 19:19You're a mentally weak moron. Therapy's for pussies.
- 19:24And you know what? Being a deadbeat dad is for
- 19:26that as well. You're a scumbag. Your music's
- 19:29terrible. You look like a middle school desk
- 19:31that got, you know, drawn over with pencils.
- 19:35You're a douchebag! Alright. Like, I know he's
- 19:45successful, but he's an idiot. He represents
- 19:49the movie Idiocracy. Anybody can get famous.
- 19:56He is not the brightest ball, or whatever they
- 20:00say. Especially for females. I feel like therapy.
- 20:04Therapy is probably good for females. Shout out
- 20:06to Shay1918 with the five gifts. Let's go. Oh,
- 20:09yeah. Someone gifted him money. If you are giving
- 20:12any of these streamers money, you're an idiot.
- 20:15You're a sheep. You're a moron. By the way, what's
- 20:20sad is I bet Blueface could do so well from therapy,
- 20:23but he's above it. Shop. Oh, shout out to you,
- 20:28Shay. What a moron. I can't stand that toxic
- 20:32masculinity. I'm above going to therapy. You
- 20:36know what? Your mom is drinking your baby mama's.
- 20:40You have a lot of things you could probably vent
- 20:42on. This is weird. We all know Brandon Marshall.
- 20:47He played wide receiver. I believe he was on
- 20:50the Broncos. That he was on the Bears. And he
- 20:53was one of the first people to admit openly that
- 20:55he has borderline personality disorder. And not
- 20:58only does he have a borderline personality disorder,
- 21:01he's got CTE and his son was in trouble with
- 21:06something. So he made his son jog at 2 a .m.
- 21:10Oh, that kid's going to grow up to love you,
- 21:12Brandon. Fire! And the funny part about it is
- 21:17he had to film it to let the whole world know
- 21:20that he's a parent. Different than when we were
- 21:23in L .A., Santa Monica, running at midnight.
- 21:27On the pier. We wanted to do that. We'd love
- 21:30to do that. And then there's correction. Then
- 21:32there's discipline. You're walking. Run. Oh,
- 21:34man. I never liked Brandon Marshall. I thought
- 21:36he used his mental health as an excuse to be
- 21:38a douchebag. And here he's proving it. Run. Discipline
- 21:46correction is good. All right. Father of the
- 21:49year. I bet his baby mom is loving him. Speaking
- 21:52of Baby Vines 11, this is a weird, weird video.
- 21:58So, Gino Smith got put on blast on Father's Day.
- 22:07It says, Gino Smith beat my ass because he hates
- 22:10taking care of this special needs kid and he
- 22:13can't be left alone with him because he'd rather
- 22:16watch sex online and play Call of Duty. He just
- 22:21called he's on the other side of the garage i
- 22:29don't think he beat her ass this is why you don't
- 22:34have kids with annoying broads because you gotta
- 22:36deal with this i know you're an annoying woman
- 22:50Man, I am so glad I'm not having kids. This is
- 22:52why I got a mastectomy. For the morons like her.
- 22:59Cloud chasing dummy. Now she's running for some
- 23:04reason. Now she's yelling help after he went
- 23:10inside calmly. And now she's yelling help as
- 23:14if something happened. What a dirty, rotted moron.
- 23:22He's got a nice crib, you know. Unfortunately,
- 23:26he's got to spend his time listening to this
- 23:27moron. She has odd breath. You know, she's got
- 23:36bad stamina in bed. She is really winded. You
- 23:47broke my fucking computer. God, can you imagine
- 23:53having to deal with that? This is why you gotta
- 23:56be careful who you knock up. Wow, she's really,
- 24:04like, that is like gym class running two laps
- 24:06around the gym as a fat person winded. There
- 24:12you go. That's some delightful stuff there. Glad
- 24:14they reproduced. It's good for all of us. Not
- 24:17at all. All right, we'll get to neon in a second.
- 24:21I'm trying to save all my neon clips into one
- 24:24little package. Because he, man, to say he got
- 24:29used by a dirty, erotic moron, known as Alabama
- 24:34Barker, who just looks like a real -life sex
- 24:37doll. You know, when you go to a porn shop and
- 24:39they have the sex dolls. I never bought one,
- 24:43but you would see it. That's what she looks like.
- 24:46his clavicular everyone's favorite misogynistic
- 24:49moron not knowing why people call him misogynistic
- 24:53and that he believes french people are bad i'm
- 24:57misogynist but the french are literally killing
- 24:59women right how does it even make sense you look
- 25:03terrible with your new nose hey hey ladies You
- 25:06know, have a beautiful night. So let me get this
- 25:10straight. I say, you know, you ladies look beautiful.
- 25:13They go up and literally stab them to death,
- 25:16and I'm somehow the bad guy. All right. You may
- 25:20not be as bad compared to whatever you're talking
- 25:22about, if it's true, but you're still a bad guy.
- 25:28This is interesting. Here is John C. Reilly.
- 25:30He said, you know, the guy from Step Brothers.
- 25:33Why aren't people on the right concerned about
- 25:38human rights? You know, if you stand up for human
- 25:40rights, why is that a right or a left thing?
- 25:42Why aren't people on the right wing concerned
- 25:44about human rights? They're human, too. It's
- 25:46so weird hearing that voice. I'm so used to him
- 25:48playing that stupid character on Step Brothers.
- 25:50It's so weird hearing him talk about serious
- 25:52issues. This whole thing that, like, kind of
- 25:54has come into vogue of, like, empathy trap. You
- 25:58know, it's an empathy trap. You know, like that's
- 26:00what Elon Musk says. Like, empathy is like, don't
- 26:02be fooled by the empathy trap. I mean, he's right.
- 26:06And in the comment section, all the kiss -ass
- 26:08mad guys. They wouldn't piss on you if they're
- 26:11on fire. They're all defending these morons.
- 26:13Yes, yes. You know, stick to your agenda and
- 26:16what's best for you. Holy fuck. All right. I'm
- 26:20so over these podcasts. I know I'm doing one.
- 26:22But I'm going to do it before these morons. Although
- 26:28it is very strange locally. I mean, I got to
- 26:30give it up to think his name's Marco. I got to
- 26:33give it up to Marco, man. That Pinellas podcast,
- 26:36oh, it's taking over. Nothing like when you're
- 26:40at a cavabar and someone asks you, oh, what do
- 26:42you do for a living? Oh, I work in radio and
- 26:44host a podcast. Oh, is it similar to the Pinellas
- 26:46podcast? Oh, great. I'm very happy for him, but
- 26:50I'm trying to separate myself. What's going on
- 26:53with London Island? island usa cast member on
- 26:55their way out of the villa alana keys are one
- 26:57of the newest casa amor bombshells on what a
- 27:00hot piece of ass she is of island usa season
- 27:028 is facing major backlash after a resurface
- 27:05video began circulating online that allegedly
- 27:07shows her singing along to a song while using
- 27:09a racial slur uh yeah that is not what you want
- 27:12to do the clip reportedly from an old social
- 27:15media post appears to show alana using the n
- 27:18-word while singing a track fans also claim here's
- 27:21my thing Now, is it good to say the N -word?
- 27:24No. But here's what you got to remember. What
- 27:28does getting fired do for the person? Like, think
- 27:31about when Don Imus got fired for saying nappy
- 27:33-headed whatever he said. Do you remember when
- 27:37that happened? And he did that, like, sit down
- 27:40with Al Sharpton. Now, was Al Sharpton another
- 27:43moron who just used it to talk smack to Don Imus?
- 27:47Yeah. But they did the whole thing where you
- 27:49learn from your mistake. Firing somebody over
- 27:53saying something is stupid. It's better to, I
- 27:56don't know, maybe teach them why it's not right
- 28:01to do. I don't know. I just think you might get
- 28:06a little more out of it. But what do I know?
- 28:09This is very weird. Will or Nat refused to answer
- 28:13a question on the Smart List podcast. I know
- 28:18that podcast is very popular, but they seem like
- 28:20douchebags. Did you ever poo in front of Amy?
- 28:25Oh, my God. I am such a girl about poop. Mm -hmm.
- 28:28I dated a girl that was real bougie and a clown.
- 28:32She was some one. Mm -hmm. And the thing about
- 28:35it is I learned you do not do that in front of
- 28:37girls. Mm -hmm. Oh, that's great content. That's
- 28:43when you know you're out of content for the day
- 28:44is when you're talking about going to the bathroom.
- 28:46Are you looking for clicks? No, I'm just saying.
- 28:50Dude, call him out. Call him out. He's a moron
- 28:54and a classless douche. You're trying to get
- 28:57something that we can click around. I always
- 28:59forget people are listening. Shut up. Kiss my
- 29:04ass and enjoy it. It's tall and flabby. Wait,
- 29:07but hang on. You were married to her, had two
- 29:10kids. You guys never went to the bathroom in
- 29:12front of each other? I'm sorry, the question
- 29:13is, did I poo in front of her? Wow, it's a great
- 29:17podcast. You know what? I'm done. I'm not actually
- 29:20done. But if that is what is popular right now,
- 29:23it's that podcast. What are we doing? Gross.
- 29:28I wanna I'll tell you that to me in the bathroom.
- 29:30Even today when I did my morning business, I
- 29:35was sitting there because I had a lot of candy
- 29:37last night and I was firing all night or whatever.
- 29:39And I was sitting there and going to the bathroom
- 29:41and I had this existential thought. I thought,
- 29:46everybody does this each morning. I don't know
- 29:51what to say with that, but that's just what I
- 29:53was thinking. I was like, this is... What keeps
- 29:56me the same as Elon Musk and Tory Black in porn,
- 30:00or Kobe Bryant when he was alive, we all poop.
- 30:05Blueface's daughter threw a tantrum while getting
- 30:07ice cream and slaps her mom. What a brat. Blue
- 30:22face is not parenting. Connie is an idiot. Who
- 30:30the hell texted me? Wait, that was in the video?
- 30:36Wow. There you go. yeah, the kid means, well,
- 30:42I'm not going to talk bad about the kid, but
- 30:44there's definitely no parenting from blue face.
- 30:46There's nothing worse than when, like, you see
- 30:49somebody's kid acting like a douche in public.
- 30:51Mm -hmm. Oh, let me see here. I just got a weird
- 30:59email. Whatever. I'm all over the place today.
- 31:03You know, like, when a professional athlete doesn't
- 31:05play for, like, two days, mm -hmm, and they feel
- 31:08kind of like, Not hyper, but they're kind of
- 31:11anxious to get back. You know, in the Knicks,
- 31:15it started out the first quarter of the NBA Finals.
- 31:18But then by the fourth quarter, they were...
- 31:21That's how I feel right now. That's how I feel.
- 31:25Here's everyone's favorite side chick. No, it's
- 31:31Joy Taylor. Saying, is it okay for married people
- 31:34to sleep in separate beds? So reality is, if
- 31:36you want to sleep together, you're poor. Is it
- 31:38okay for married couples to sleep in separate
- 31:39bedrooms? This is what she did. She went from
- 31:42having huge boobs, which she still has, but going
- 31:44on ES or Fox Sports wanted. Oh, shut up. To now
- 31:50talking about sleeping in separate beds. Listen,
- 31:52I want to spend time with my partner. I want
- 31:54them around. Oh, no. You want to spend as much
- 31:59time as possible. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's
- 32:06what you want to do. But sleep is very important.
- 32:08And sometimes your partner is a loud sleeper.
- 32:11Maybe they have sleep apnea. Maybe they snore.
- 32:13Maybe they fart. A lot of people sleep in different
- 32:16bedrooms and they don't complain about it. It
- 32:18doesn't even mean that they don't cuddle, that
- 32:20they don't have sex. But it's like, look, when
- 32:22it's sleep time, get to your motherfucking room.
- 32:24All right. Yeah, dating her, I used to think
- 32:27she was so freaking hot. The more you learn about
- 32:30her, she just skinks you out. She's like, God,
- 32:33you know, dating her would be terrible. So do
- 32:36you want to take time of the month? So y 'all
- 32:40know about failure. I have to say it like that
- 32:44every time. That's how MJ said it every time.
- 32:48I was working on a show in the morning. So you
- 32:54got to say it. Here's one of his convicted killers
- 32:59sending a message to the city of Jacksonville.
- 33:02To my city, man. It ain't your city. It ain't
- 33:11worth it, boy. Like, it ain't worth it. Is it?
- 33:14Me being a rapper from my city. Yeah, we were
- 33:17all such a fan of Isaiah Chance. Oh, we go to
- 33:20the club and go, turn on Isaiah Chance. And Julio
- 33:27being a rapper from our city. Yeah, it's not
- 33:32your city anymore. You know it's your city, your
- 33:34cell that you're going to be in for the rest
- 33:35of your life, you loser. It ain't worth it. Like,
- 33:38my city. Yeah, your city, you're never going
- 33:40to see it again. I'm not getting dropped, sorry.
- 33:43Like, the dissing, the defense, the shooting,
- 33:48like. The pull, man. For what? You're going to
- 33:52have to do that in front of guys now. Like, for
- 33:55what? I think about that a lot. Having to go
- 34:00to the bathroom in front of other people. When
- 34:03you're sitting in your cell alone, cold, lonely,
- 34:08it's hella not good. Ain't that good? He's talking
- 34:11like plies. Ain't that good? Everybody leave
- 34:16you. Like, nobody here for you. Yeah, well, maybe
- 34:20if you don't kill somebody. The ones that your
- 34:26ride or die, your girlfriends... Whoever you
- 34:29love, the only person that's for you is your
- 34:31mother. And maybe, like, one friend. Yeah, the
- 34:36Ryder Dyke girl is getting banged out while you're
- 34:39doing this. Maybe. Yeah. I think about that with
- 34:44little Dierks in there in prison. He's like,
- 34:49oh, yeah, India loves Mary Demir. Nah, she's
- 34:52getting blabbed. I'm sorry. Hate to say it. Here's
- 35:01the other guy from Seth Gathright speaking to
- 35:06the court. A study done by the National Institute
- 35:10of Mental Health provided evidence showing that
- 35:11the brain doesn't reach full maturity until 26
- 35:14to 27 years old. So now they're trying to act
- 35:17like they weren't mature enough. Shut up! You
- 35:20were, you know, in the moment enough to pull
- 35:23the trigger. Face the consequence, you bitch.
- 35:27about eight or nine years older than my time
- 35:28during the offense. But society knows this, and
- 35:32that's why laws set age requirements on certain
- 35:34activities, amenities, and substances. So you're
- 35:38trying to say because, you know, you shouldn't
- 35:41have to face all the time because you can't rent
- 35:43a car, buy a hotel, but you can be sentenced
- 35:45to death. Got it. We can protect adolescent adults.
- 35:49Yeah, those same laws don't extend to an adolescent
- 35:51adult. So you're blaming the government for you
- 35:53committing a murder. That was pointless. or stupid
- 35:55rap beef when, to be honest, no one really heard
- 35:58of him or any of you people from Jacksonville.
- 36:02When they are charged with crimes and allows
- 36:04them to be prosecuted to the fullest extent,
- 36:06regardless of their age. Your Honor, it is heartbreaking
- 36:10that an 18 -year -old can't rent a car or a hotel
- 36:15or buy a home but can be sentenced to death or
- 36:19life in prison without the possibility of parole.
- 36:21Stuff sucks. They can't purchase alcohol or tobacco,
- 36:25but can be sentenced to death or life in prison
- 36:28without the possibility of parole. Yeah, you
- 36:30killed somebody. You essentially stalked him
- 36:34because you knew where he was on social media
- 36:35and you killed him. Shut your ass, you thug.
- 36:39They can't work certain jobs or even go on a
- 36:41cruise without a chaperone. I feel like he asked
- 36:47somebody out that was free, you know, because
- 36:50he's serving time forever because he murdered
- 36:52somebody. I feel like he asked somebody to ask
- 36:54Chad GBT all the things you can't do at 18 because
- 36:56I would have not thought about a cruise. But
- 36:59can be sentenced to death without life or life
- 37:01without prison. Enjoy that. And then here's the
- 37:07other murderer from there addressing the court.
- 37:14Yeah, look, here's what I love. I'll be the glory
- 37:20all the time. What are you saying, dude? I need
- 37:26subtitles in this situation. As I said in my
- 37:32interrogation interview, I'll be judged for it
- 37:35and I'll never retain my innocence. Who shot
- 37:39the dude? I just want to say to the Gen Z generation,
- 37:53I love how they're all motivational speakers.
- 37:55They all got a big ego. They're going to be forgotten
- 38:01about. Like right now, I already forgot about
- 38:04them. Bunch of losers. Oh, yo, we're gangsters.
- 38:09Shut your ass. You're a moron. Here's a woman.
- 38:17And this white woman with this African -American
- 38:20man with dreadlocks in the parking lot of a Walmart
- 38:23rapping Keep Your Head Up by Tupac. I don't know
- 38:27what I mean. Here we go. Sweet of the juice,
- 38:31I say the darker the flesh and the deeper the
- 38:34roots, I give a holler to my sisters on welfare.
- 38:37She's kinda cute for a granny. Ah! Tupac cares,
- 38:40if don't nobody else care. Don't nobody. And
- 38:43I know they like to clown around a lot. No, no,
- 38:45they like to beat you down a lot when you come
- 38:47around the block. Brothers clown around a lot.
- 38:49A little for my homies, but don't waste it all.
- 38:52Ah! What am I? He sounds like he's climaxing.
- 38:55Ah! Ha ha ha ha! 856 -49. Happy to 856 -494 -6773.
- 39:05Oh, we got so much neon news in a second. It's
- 39:07going to be unbelievable. I'm going to be out
- 39:09of this room. Amik Mills says academic is the
- 39:13reason his streams are down 89%. If you are admitting
- 39:17that DJ academics is the reason your career is
- 39:20not doing as well as you thought it would, that
- 39:23is a huge problem. Not academics. That is a you
- 39:30problem. Although academics probably did hurt
- 39:34it, let's be honest. All right. We're getting
- 39:37very close to talking about neon. All right.
- 39:41I went through all the clips that are not about
- 39:44neon. Neon, I think it's time that you listen
- 39:49to other people when they give you advice. It's
- 39:52time to admit that Alabama Barker used you. And
- 39:58that's fine. I've been used before by pretty
- 40:00girls. Now, the difference was I got sex out
- 40:03of it. But still, I got used. And it didn't feel
- 40:07good. It did not. So, two days ago, they did
- 40:14a stream where Alabama called Neon on the first
- 40:18time she went live. So, she pretty much used
- 40:21him to learn how to stream and then calls him.
- 40:25There is a timetable to this, I promise. This
- 40:27is going to be a little bit of a long segment,
- 40:28but I have studied Neon, and I have no respect
- 40:32for that dirty, rotten, moron Alabama Barker.
- 40:35At first, he seemed nice, like right here. Are
- 40:37you okay? Yeah, I'm live. Why are they saying
- 40:40you're not okay? Wait, why would I not be okay?
- 40:44I don't know. Neon does this thing. He's just
- 40:47like always like, like I said, it's an inside
- 40:49reference, but it's like Nard from the Billy
- 40:51Madison show. It's like... Dude, relax. What?
- 40:55Yeah, why is it saying you're not okay? I always
- 40:58see you had it in you. You're now a streamer.
- 41:00So there's that. So there they are getting along.
- 41:03She used them to get on kick and whatnot. And
- 41:07then before everything went downhill, his brother
- 41:11calls him out for saying they grew up rich because
- 41:14Neon's trying to act like he's self -made. Now,
- 41:19he's very talented. Don't get me wrong. But you're
- 41:22not self -made. You have daddy's money. And they
- 41:24think we're like crazy rich. They think mama's
- 41:27a billionaire. Right? No. Right? No. This is
- 41:31him with his brother. Yeah, and we're not silver
- 41:32spoon, right? Maybe. What? I hate that like thing
- 41:38he does this. What? God, you're annoying. Just
- 41:41admit you're rich. It's like the Joe show on
- 41:43FLZ. We earned it. No, your daddy earned it for
- 41:48you. He had the mojo. So this is where it starts
- 41:52to get bad. Neon ended his stream early after
- 41:56seeing Alabama Barker seemingly try to make him
- 41:59look bad. He needs to hit the gym. He needs to
- 42:14work on his mental health and stop. buying women
- 42:17$20 ,000 Birkin bags to get their love. Nia,
- 42:20you're a talented dude. Yeah, you're a nipple
- 42:22baby, but obviously I'm talking about you if
- 42:25I think you're talented, but you got to move
- 42:28on. Since she started this whole Alabama Barker
- 42:31nonsense about seven weeks ago, there have been
- 42:34multiple girls. There was a UFC girl. There were
- 42:36other girls at the club that were into you, but
- 42:38no, you had to have Alabama. There's no point
- 42:45to it, dude. I promise you it's going to get
- 42:48good. Oh, yeah. All right. I promise you. This
- 42:53is where things start to get really spicy. I
- 42:56didn't like Alabama ever. I think she looks like
- 42:59a real -life sex doll. But I'm telling you, she
- 43:03totally used a man right here. She totally went
- 43:08after him. Mm -hmm. And you gotta be careful,
- 43:11dude. If a girl likes you for what you do, but
- 43:14not you, that's a problem. I'm not saying it's
- 43:19all women, but a lot of women out there are about
- 43:22clout. And here he is addressing it. So pretty
- 43:27much, she made him sign an NDA, which I don't
- 43:30know why, as a streamer, you would have somebody
- 43:34make you sign an NDA when you're talking about
- 43:36your life for a living. It's not like you're
- 43:38doing an NPR podcast, bro. This is where you
- 43:41got to learn. And it's a learning experience.
- 43:43I've been there too. So here he is talking about
- 43:47the legal action that might be done against him.
- 43:50Damn. Damn. She texted me. I don't have a glass
- 43:54fucked up after everything. After everything,
- 43:56she texted me and said, Everything? You bought
- 43:59her stuff. You were trying to buy her love. She
- 44:01never reciprocated it. I don't think he got laid.
- 44:03She only hung out with you when the camera was
- 44:05on, bro. Under NDA, if you mention me at all,
- 44:08I'm going to take legal action. After everything
- 44:12I've done for her and everything. Yeah, you bought
- 44:13her things because you're stupid, bro. I was
- 44:15stupid, too. And that really is a bitch move.
- 44:20But look at her. She's a loser. She's 19 years
- 44:24old. It looks like she's 80 with all the plastic
- 44:27surgery. I think we've been through. We've been
- 44:29through nothing. She used you, dude. Take the
- 44:31hell. It's fucked up. It is. He's doing that
- 44:37dramatic silence. Oh, poor me. Move on and be
- 44:40a man. You'll be fine. I have great lawyers,
- 44:45so. I know you do. From your daddy's money. Honestly,
- 44:52Alabama. Fuck it. Let's go. Oh, yeah. When you
- 44:59were thinking you were going to get action from
- 45:01her, you were thinking it was sex, not legal
- 45:03action. I didn't say anything bad about you.
- 45:05You really never did. That's what's crappy about
- 45:07it. If he would have like gone on like a Kanye
- 45:10West or clavicular manic rant, that's one thing.
- 45:12But this is why it's never, and this is going
- 45:15to piss people off. You never are overly nice
- 45:17to women. You're nice to them. You treat them
- 45:19with respect. But when you show them the simp
- 45:23weakness, they use you. At all. And. I will continue
- 45:31to not say anything bad about you, but I will
- 45:33speak my truth, and I will talk about how you
- 45:35drag me along, and I will talk about how you
- 45:36try to control me and control everything I do.
- 45:40That's what I don't like. She wasn't even putting
- 45:42out, she wasn't even being loyal to him, but
- 45:44then she didn't like when he would talk to other
- 45:45girls on the streams or do other things or have
- 45:48fun with his friends. She's a dirty, rotted moron.
- 45:51When we're not in a relationship. Exactly, pretty
- 45:53much, but you should have known that three weeks
- 45:54ago. When you could just go on the side and do
- 45:57whatever you want. You can kiss guys. Oh, yeah.
- 46:01She's doing a little more than that, bud. Follow
- 46:04college athletes and like all their pictures
- 46:05to get their attention. All right, well, that's
- 46:07where you're being a little controlling. Just
- 46:10because she liked some player's post doesn't
- 46:13mean she was ever. That's where you're a little
- 46:15obsessive. I've been there, dude. And then here
- 46:20he is reacting to her saying she used him. I
- 46:24mean, she's a moron. She's doing live videos
- 46:35now. What an idiot. And then there's this right
- 46:44here. And then I texted her, yo. Let's go, whatever.
- 46:49And then she didn't respond the whole night.
- 46:51She said, yeah, she's so busy. If a girl doesn't
- 46:55respond to you after responding to you a lot,
- 46:59she's not in you. She was down, whatever. Then
- 47:02didn't respond the whole night. And then she,
- 47:03and then we talked the next day and she was like,
- 47:07I would be embarrassed if I'm Travis Barker and
- 47:10that's my daughter. Just this dirty, rotted moron.
- 47:12We go for dinner. I was like, you never responded
- 47:14to me. Yeah, she just wants free things. But
- 47:17she has no tail. What does she do? She ain't
- 47:21her daddy. She's more like her mommy. A moron.
- 47:24And then she was like, oh, my bad. I responded
- 47:27in my head. After giving head. I'm just sitting
- 47:32there like, what? Yeah. Like, I'm not just going
- 47:35to sit there and get controlled. You did, though.
- 47:38And here he is talking about a little more. He
- 47:41needs to find new content. I'm going to talk
- 47:43about this one last time and leave it at this.
- 47:45No, you're not. You'll talk about it tomorrow
- 47:47or today. And hopefully you never have to talk
- 47:49about this again because she wants to keep going.
- 47:51First things first, her manager went and she
- 47:53said that my manager and her manager had a conversation
- 47:55about faking relationship. That was never the
- 47:57case. Those words never came out of his mouth.
- 47:59Yeah, you can tell he was really in love. And
- 48:03all the Gen Z people in my comment section were
- 48:06like, no, they're going to figure it out. Dude,
- 48:08I cringe that I didn't listen to people when
- 48:11they gave me advice. She was never for you. She's
- 48:13for the straights. He said we need to advance
- 48:15the storyline, meaning we need to start doing
- 48:17better content. We can't keep shriveling. Oh,
- 48:19yeah. At 10, 11 p .m., we can't keep sitting
- 48:22in a house and just relaxing. Let's go have fun.
- 48:24Let's go do things. You don't like to travel.
- 48:25I understand that. Oh, I'm scared of flying or
- 48:29whatever. Okay, let's not travel. Let's go. Let's
- 48:31at least have fun. Let's leave the house. Let's
- 48:33do shit. And that's all that was. We never needed
- 48:35to fake a relationship or whatever. That's what
- 48:39it was, dude. I told you I've had this before.
- 48:42A girl's using you. The more you plead for it
- 48:45being something you wanted it to be, the more
- 48:47pathetic it looks. Great chemistry on camera.
- 48:49Everyone saw that. It was great. She was using
- 48:51you, dude. Take the L. Cry out all the breakup
- 48:54tears. I've been there. It's fine. Dude, take
- 48:58the L. Whether it was we were friends, whatever
- 49:00it was, it was good content between me and you
- 49:03and the chemistry was obviously there. So that
- 49:05is all bullshit. Stop saying that. On top of
- 49:08that, you call me a liar. I am not a liar. I
- 49:10am far from a liar. No, you're a simp. When that
- 49:13Nebo situation happened and she kissed a dude,
- 49:15which she had, whatever, do you. Obviously. Oh,
- 49:17yeah. She wasn't doing you. I was hurt because
- 49:20I really liked her. Do you. It's okay. All right.
- 49:23There you go. Karma's going to hit her, though,
- 49:26because Neon's a good enough dude. But Karma
- 49:30will hit that dirty, rotten moron. Or maybe not.
- 49:32Maybe she'll get away with everything forever.
- 49:34But I never liked her. She just has this wishy
- 49:36-washy, no personality. Kind of like a prostitute.
- 49:40Kind of vibe. Oh, she's the worst. Poor Neon.
- 49:46Supposedly, Americans are mad that the World
- 49:47Cup tourists aren't tipping, but they're idiots.
- 49:50They watch soccer. Oh, yeah, everyone's favorite.
- 49:55Jessica Simpson. She discusses how her DMs are
- 50:01wide open. And she wants men to take a shot.
- 50:06Oh, yeah, to the face. No, but I'm wondering,
- 50:09ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. If she
- 50:11would be fun to date or she'd be annoying, it
- 50:15would be kind of fun to brag to your friends.
- 50:17Oh, yeah, I had sex with Jessica Simpson. Also,
- 50:23it would maybe be like, man, I've had sex with
- 50:27someone that's had sex with half an island. I
- 50:31just, you know what I mean? She. It's either
- 50:36for the streets or a really good wifey material.
- 50:38It's hard to tell. It's on shoes. Jessica, how
- 50:44you doing? If somebody is really like wants to
- 51:11get in touch with you slides into your DM Oh,
- 51:14yeah. Is that a bad way for them to do it? No.
- 51:21She's so freaking cute. So the DMs are open?
- 51:25Sure. There you go. What's your best shot you've
- 51:30gotten from the DMs? I can't tell you that. It's
- 51:34such a porn director laugh. All right, there
- 51:39you go. man those paparazzi seem like morons
- 51:43this may be the friendliest divorce ever uh jelly
- 51:53roll and his wife bunny xo are ending their marriage
- 51:56and they're gonna have a baby we're still having
- 51:59a baby uh that's gonna go over well together
- 52:02we're gonna co -parent together on her podcast
- 52:04she revealed a lot the whole thing was really
- 52:06weird. At one point, he was talking about how
- 52:09Jelly Roll is dating, and she's like, girls,
- 52:12slide into his DMs. She also clarified that she
- 52:14is not having sex with Chad Kroger from Nickelodeon.
- 52:17You know, she got implanted. There is a lot of
- 52:22activity in Rhode Island, specifically around
- 52:24the area of where Taylor Swift's house is. It's
- 52:26got a lot of people. God, you're a loser if you
- 52:29care about that. Wondering, is this the wedding?
- 52:32Is it the bachelorette party? Yeah, you know,
- 52:35I wonder what happens there because the NDAs
- 52:38were signed for days. Something's going on. But
- 52:41we spoke to the police. They said they didn't
- 52:42know anything. Of course not. They probably signed
- 52:45NDAs too. Let me just tell you about the police.
- 52:47They also said Marilyn Monroe died a certain
- 52:50way. Oh, it is. Oh, it is. Marilyn Monroe died
- 52:55in 1962. Speaking of Marilyn Monroe. They said
- 52:58that it was a suicide. We have this documentary
- 53:01coming out on Sunday. Alright, I'm not into documentaries.
- 53:06Although if I date a girl that's into documentaries,
- 53:09I'll probably have to be into it. So I will.
- 53:13Happy Hot Topic! Sharon Osbourne explains why
- 53:20she missed a special tribute to her late husband,
- 53:23Ozzy Osbourne. I don't know, she's crying. Ahead
- 53:27of the first anniversary of the rock icon's death,
- 53:30Sharon reveals that she was unable to attend
- 53:35the unveiling of Ozzy's statue at Hellfest in
- 53:38France on June 18th. Sharing the news in an Instagram
- 53:43post alongside a video of the statue, Sharon
- 53:46writes in the caption, I'm sorry I couldn't be
- 53:48at Hellfest for the unveiling of Ozzy's statue.
- 53:51Unfortunately, I had an unexpected trip to the
- 53:54hospital earlier in the week. While the 73 -year
- 53:57-old doesn't share any additional deeds. Yeah,
- 53:59she doesn't need to, but yeah, she's probably
- 54:01not the healthiest. I feel bad for her. She seems
- 54:06like a nice enough lady. Happy Hot Topic! Jamie
- 54:12Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie reflects on how
- 54:14a life -changing accident helped shape her future.
- 54:17Nine years after surviving a near -fatal ATV
- 54:20crash, the 18 -year -old opens up about how the
- 54:23experience inspired her dreams of working in
- 54:26medicine. In a June 20th interview with People
- 54:29magazine, Maddie reveals, hopefully I'll end
- 54:32up going to medical school and end up being a
- 54:34pediatrician. It is so weird how grown up a 2008
- 54:37baby looks. It scares me! That's what I really
- 54:42want to do. You can do it, babe. You can do what
- 54:45you want in life. Mm -hmm. Just don't go into
- 54:48a job that's going to get replaced by AI. No!
- 54:50Happy Hot Topic! And Kelsey is starting a new
- 54:55beginning. As his son Travis, Kelsey, and Taylor
- 54:57Swift continue to prep for their rumored upcoming
- 54:59wedding ceremony. Rumored. Ed seemingly shared
- 55:03a glimpse into his own love life. Hey, he's got
- 55:06a hot -ass older woman girlfriend now. You know,
- 55:09Don is very happy about it. Ed writes next to
- 55:13a June 20... A little frisky woman, isn't she?
- 55:16First Instagram photo of his date, quote, with
- 55:19the dynamic and gorgeous Dori Hefner at 118 North
- 55:22listening to York Street Hustle, their summer
- 55:24solstice. All right, so she has a... He has a
- 55:27new girlfriend. Yeah, summer sausage is interesting.
- 55:30My mom always did this thing where on the longest
- 55:33day of the year, we would get ice cream. This
- 55:38year, I did not. It's that time. Time for makeouts,
- 55:45shakeouts, and breakout moments. Oh, yeah. It's
- 55:49time to learn the Love Island lingo. And whether
- 55:51you're a day one fan or just tuning in, there's
- 55:54one thing every Love Island viewer needs to survive
- 55:57the villa. A crash course in Love Island lingo.
- 56:00From Casa Amor to... I don't need to hear this.
- 56:03Remember in the movie Idiocracy, they talk about
- 56:04slang words that make you stupid? That's an example.
- 56:08We're going to be seeing lots of great outfits
- 56:12on this press tour. I have to ask, will there
- 56:14be any hats? Oh my god. This won't go away. Pig
- 56:19brain rot. The kids are not okay. Zendaya and
- 56:23Tom Holland acknowledging a pretty absurd conspiracy
- 56:26theory stemming from this daring look in a new
- 56:29interview with Dutch outlet Linda. What is it
- 56:32again? What's it called? Zendaya hat theory.
- 56:34That look was, for us, it was very controversial.
- 56:37Those are stupid stylists that announced that
- 56:39they were married early. I still see memes about
- 56:43this particular look. All right, so people remember
- 56:45the hat. That means it worked. If it's that unmemorable.
- 56:52Simone Biles is slamming negative comments following
- 56:54her near -fatal medical emergency. Man, she is
- 56:57so friggin' pretty. The gymnast shared a slide.
- 57:00I just pick her up and go into bed. Show on Instagram.
- 57:03I didn't hurt my back. 16th, posing in a bikini
- 57:06in Belize. And in the comment section, a user
- 57:09wrote, almost died, but look at these traveling
- 57:11selfies. Alright, so people are hating on her
- 57:14for taking care of herself after almost dying.
- 57:16It's her life, not yours, moron. Happy Hot Topic!
- 57:21Liam Payne is leaving everything to his son.
- 57:24More than a year after the... Oh yeah, you know,
- 57:26this girl's a little pissed off. One Direction
- 57:29alum sudden death. His and ex -year -old Cole's
- 57:32nine -year -old son, Bayer, was named the sole
- 57:34beneficiary of his estate. Alright, so there's
- 57:37that. And we got this bad news. Happy Hot Topic!
- 57:43This is unusual and unprecedented to say the
- 57:45least to be sitting here. Savannah Guthrie is
- 57:47once again asking for the public's help in finding
- 57:50Nancy Guthrie. This is the weirdest case I've
- 57:54ever seen. News broke June 22nd that media outlets
- 57:56had received a note claiming her missing mom
- 57:59was dead. The news anchor spoke out on the Today
- 58:02Show June 23rd about the revelation. I love you
- 58:05guys and I love this place and this is unusual
- 58:08and unprecedented to say the least to be sitting
- 58:10here. It is weird seeing her like... Like, interview
- 58:12the New York Knicks not knowing where her mom
- 58:16is. Savannah said she wouldn't comment on NBC's
- 58:20latest... Alright, so she's not going to comment
- 58:22on it. She's not going to comment on the report
- 58:24of her own network. You know that's when there's
- 58:25a problem. Rod Stewart halts his concert to use
- 58:31an oxygen tank on stage amid his health struggles.
- 58:34Man, that's got to make other Rod Stewart fans
- 58:37that are getting older seeing a hero need an
- 58:39oxygen tank. I mean, good for her, him, for doing
- 58:44a thing that is not as performing, but that's
- 58:47got to be hard to launch. the 81 year old struggles
- 58:52to keep upright while singing his hit young turks
- 58:54during his concert near salt lake city utah on
- 58:57june 19th it's funny how the song is about young
- 58:59but he's old I saw this headline here. I am so
- 59:03sick and tired of people taking soccer so seriously.
- 59:07This reporter was hating on a player for exiting
- 59:10the World Cup for the birth of his baby. All
- 59:12these loudmouth reporters in all his sports are
- 59:15just absolutely the worst. They take it a little
- 59:18too seriously. They take themselves too seriously.
- 59:21And they're morons! No! Happy Hot Topic! I apologize.
- 59:27After she receives backlash for her comments
- 59:29on Jeremy Douglas' Doku's plan to exit the World
- 59:31Cup so he can be present for the birth of his
- 59:33first child. Yeah, to me, it's probably a little
- 59:36more important. The soccer player traveled to
- 59:40London to be with his wife, Shireen, who gave
- 59:42birth to their son, Praise. She's so pretty,
- 59:45that little wife of his. The Belgium team announced
- 59:47Monday, June 22nd, adding that Doku will rejoin
- 59:50the squad tomorrow evening in Seattle as preparation.
- 59:53Yeah, he missed one game. It wasn't like it was
- 59:54a championship round. It's continued for the
- 59:57next match against New Zealand. Before Praise's
- 1:00:00arrival, Doku told reporters earlier in June
- 1:00:03that Shireen was due the second week of July
- 1:00:05at the time of the tournament's quarterfinal
- 1:00:06stage and that he wanted to be at the berth even
- 1:00:09if his nation's squad is still playing. Yeah,
- 1:00:11you know, you're never going to hear the last
- 1:00:13word from your baby mama if you're not there.
- 1:00:15Mm -hmm. It depends on when it happens, but it's
- 1:00:18my first child, so I would definitely want to
- 1:00:20be there. If you ask me what I want, my answer
- 1:00:22is that nobody wants to miss the birth of their
- 1:00:24first child. Yeah, especially when your baby
- 1:00:26mama ain't gonna let it down. But I also know
- 1:00:29that football involves many other considerations.
- 1:00:31Soccer. I know the Federation supports its players
- 1:00:34and understands their situations. We'll see what
- 1:00:36we can do. He said at the time, per Reuters.
- 1:00:39On Friday, June 19th, L 'Equipe sportscaster,
- 1:00:42France Piron, criticized the Manchester City
- 1:00:45players' decision. As she reportedly said that
- 1:00:47it's a privilege to be participating in the World
- 1:00:49Cup and hundreds of footballers were killed to
- 1:00:51be in his shoes. And a hundred people would kill
- 1:00:54to have your job, but having dirty, rotten, stupid
- 1:00:56opinions like that make all women in sports look
- 1:00:59bad. Before saying that it may never happen again
- 1:01:03in his life. What a moron. She added, you're
- 1:01:07living out a childhood dream, yet you're going
- 1:01:09to walk away from it all to attend the birth
- 1:01:11of your child. You know, this woman would be
- 1:01:13awful to date. Yeah. A disgusting moment, if
- 1:01:16you'll pardon the expression, where the dad is
- 1:01:18completely useless. You're useless. You're a
- 1:01:20dirty rotten moron that's on TV because you got
- 1:01:23nothing else. The comments sparked outrage on
- 1:01:27social media, leading her to clarify her remarks
- 1:01:29the following. Oh, I got to clarify it. No, you
- 1:01:31said what you said. Shut your ass. Day in which
- 1:01:34she noted in part. Shut your ass. I expressed
- 1:01:37a personal opinion within the framework of a
- 1:01:39debate. In it, I was expressing a personal opinion
- 1:01:41within the context of a contentious exchange.
- 1:01:43These remarks commit only me and in no way reflect
- 1:01:46a collective position. No, they reflect that
- 1:01:48you're a moron and you're terrible at your job
- 1:01:50and you have to say bombastic things because
- 1:01:52without that, you're not memorable. You're stupid.
- 1:01:56That's all. That's all it is. Shut up. Shut up.
- 1:02:03You're stupid. You're annoying. You talk too
- 1:02:06much, and you think you're smart. And you're
- 1:02:11not. I'm sorry. I hate to break it to you, but
- 1:02:14I think you're a rocket scientist. You're not.
- 1:02:19856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -677 -367. You
- 1:02:27get to it, I mean. Yeah, Ryan, happy radio. Man,
- 1:02:30why is Suno? Maybe that's my karma for talking
- 1:02:32smack. That website that has all the AI signs
- 1:02:35in the club is not loading. Come on, load. Load.
- 1:02:43Let me see. Right here. Is Suno done? It's...
- 1:02:52Let me see here. Let me see here. I guess it
- 1:02:59might be working host error. Damn it. All right.
- 1:03:06Let's see what we can do here. We might not just
- 1:03:08be able to do the opening intro. Unfortunately,
- 1:03:10I was trying to do the opening intro of all my
- 1:03:12segments. This is the unpredictability of hobby
- 1:03:17hour on any other show. I'd be freaking out.
- 1:03:22But here I go. You know what? It's a part of
- 1:03:25my life. It's part of my luck. It's all good.
- 1:03:30What are you going to do? 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's
- 1:03:34856 -494 -6773. What I learned is that you probably
- 1:03:38always just download it. All right. Imagine that
- 1:03:42the songs are there, because we still have the
- 1:03:43videos, but... Happy Hot Topic! Jelly Roll and
- 1:03:51Bunny XO are still feeling the love for each
- 1:03:54other, even though... Their relationship has
- 1:03:56evolved. The Save Me singer put any suggestion
- 1:03:59that the pair have remained anything other than
- 1:04:02friendly to rest. Alright, so there's that. And
- 1:04:07there's this right here. I don't know if I'm
- 1:04:11going to be able to get through this. Bunny XO
- 1:04:14in tears as she breaks her silence on her shocking
- 1:04:17split from Jelly Roll on her dumb blonde podcast.
- 1:04:20This needed to happen. This was a wake -up call.
- 1:04:23This was like a resurrection of my soul. Hell
- 1:04:27yeah. Holy midlife crisis. I wonder if she's
- 1:04:30going to go back to being a prostitute. That's
- 1:04:32what the gift of this podcast is. It's like,
- 1:04:35hey, come here. Bare your soul if you want to.
- 1:04:38And, you know, it's going to resonate with the
- 1:04:40people. There you go. There's that. Oh, soon
- 1:04:43enough, finally, I decided to learn. 856. This
- 1:04:48is an annoying show. I swear to God. I try to
- 1:04:51be grateful, but man, technology just doesn't
- 1:04:54always want to work. This is the thing about
- 1:04:58doing podcasts online. People don't know the
- 1:05:00pressure. Every day you hope things work and
- 1:05:03they usually don't. But you deal with it because
- 1:05:06that's what professionals do. And I like to think
- 1:05:08I'm professional enough. I mean, I may not be,
- 1:05:12you know, NPR professional or WMNF radio, but
- 1:05:17I'm something. I'm here rocking you like a hurricane.
- 1:05:23All right. What's going on here? Chris Jenner
- 1:05:27is keeping up with the dads this Father's Day.
- 1:05:30The momager takes to Instagram on June 20th.
- 1:05:33I hate that term momager. It just sounds so terrible.
- 1:05:36First to celebrate the dads and her family with
- 1:05:38the heartfelt photo collage. And in true Chris
- 1:05:41Jenner fashion, everyone makes the guest list.
- 1:05:44In the caption, Chris writes, Happy Father's
- 1:05:47Day to all of the incredible dads, grandfathers,
- 1:05:50stepdads, and father figures. The collage features
- 1:05:54plenty of familiar faces including All right,
- 1:06:03so there's a lot of fathers in that house. What's
- 1:06:07going on here? Khloe Kardashian shares why she's
- 1:06:10honest about her cosmetic enhancements. Why?
- 1:06:13Because we're going to be able to tell if you
- 1:06:15had it anyway? Year after Khloe came clean and
- 1:06:17listed every cosmetic procedure she's had done,
- 1:06:20the Kardashian star reflects on the decision
- 1:06:22to set the record straight on plastic surgery
- 1:06:25rumors. Khloe, mom to daughter True and son Tatum,
- 1:06:28ex Tristan Thompson, reflects in a People interview
- 1:06:31published on June 18th. This gentleman was dictating
- 1:06:34all these things that I did. If I did, I would
- 1:06:37totally say that. Don't have a problem with it.
- 1:06:40So there's that. All right, we got a student
- 1:06:42on the load. Time for side trick news. Yeah.
- 1:06:48Turn it up. Turn it up. It's happy hour. I'm
- 1:06:55happy, baby. Side trick news. We talking messy
- 1:07:01today. Mic check. Welcome to the start. Riding
- 1:07:06in the booth. Cut straight. Call it like I see
- 1:07:10it, feelings in the hearse, kid You click the
- 1:07:12T, now you get the whole thermos The libs playin'
- 1:07:15games, actin' like they saints Got her old spouse
- 1:07:17home, still slidin' to the dates Screenshots
- 1:07:20saved, little goodnight, babe Then they on a
- 1:07:23yacht pick, tryin' to hide the face From the
- 1:07:25field to the runway, everybody frontin' Postin'
- 1:07:28healing energy while they DM huntin' Scrollin'
- 1:07:31through the gram, all I see is double lives You
- 1:07:33can't tag the man, but you tag the watch He buys
- 1:07:35his inside check And I'll be gone too Every fraud,
- 1:07:41every fling, every late night move We exposed,
- 1:07:44we amused Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
- 1:07:47cruise Side -checked news Whole world doomed
- 1:07:50to the truth You can't hide from your man, can't
- 1:07:53hide from this boo Side -checked news Phone light
- 1:07:58flashing, who you trying to text? Got a ring
- 1:08:01on your hand, still shopping for the next G All
- 1:08:03teams stressing, trying to spin it for the press
- 1:08:05But the group chat memes got receipts on deck
- 1:08:09Listen to the model in the mist One post off
- 1:08:12life, next post I twist You a free spirit but
- 1:08:15the rent still split Funny how the timeline never
- 1:08:18shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what the
- 1:08:21headlines say I'm the voice in your car, you
- 1:08:23pretend you hate Laughing at the drama, yeah
- 1:08:26we know it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome
- 1:08:29back to the zoo This that side chick news, side
- 1:08:32chick news Right, I be gon' do Every fraud, every
- 1:08:35fling, every late night move We exposed, we immune
- 1:08:53Breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin'
- 1:08:56Another is complicated situation Another we were
- 1:08:59on a break Expectation, explanation If you gotta
- 1:09:03say we low -key, that's the clue You ain't made,
- 1:09:06you just headline a fool Side chick news, this
- 1:09:13that side chick news Side chick news, right how
- 1:09:16we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every
- 1:09:19late night move We exposed, we amused, yeah we
- 1:09:23Say it like it is on the afternoon cruise. Side
- 1:09:26chick news. Whole world tuned to the crew. You
- 1:09:29can't hide from your man. Can't hide from this
- 1:09:31booze. Side chick news. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
- 1:09:41That's 856 -49 -467 -73. You can tweet at me,
- 1:09:47at Ryan Happy Radio. You can always email me.
- 1:09:50Ryan, happy radio at gmail .com. Let's talk about
- 1:09:53everyone's favorite side check. Just how blue
- 1:10:06chin is sharing the love this Father's Day. Yeah,
- 1:10:09you know, she left out Tom Brady in the post.
- 1:10:12Listen. This would be expected from someone who's
- 1:10:16a career side chick. Thanks to Instagram on June
- 1:10:1921st to celebrate her husband, Joaquin Valente.
- 1:10:23Hey, he's another loser. Dude, she's going to
- 1:10:25cheat on you in about two years. You don't think
- 1:10:28she's not going to cheat on you? With the heartfelt
- 1:10:31tribute celebrating his role as a father, alongside
- 1:10:34a series of sweet family photos, Giselle writes
- 1:10:37in the caption, thank you for leading by example
- 1:10:39and for the values you embody. She left out Tom
- 1:10:43Brady. Listen, you can say what you want about
- 1:10:45him as a man if you don't like him, Giselle,
- 1:10:47but the fact that you left him out shows that
- 1:10:50you're a classless loser and you'll always be
- 1:10:52one. Now, it was Tom Brady's fault for cheating
- 1:10:54on Bridget Moynihan with you, but still, to spend
- 1:10:5816 years with somebody or however long it was
- 1:11:01and then act like he doesn't exist, you're a
- 1:11:04brat. You're a dirty, rotten moron. Love, humility,
- 1:11:09integrity, discipline, kindness, and consistency.
- 1:11:12Yeah, you know. She continues, you are an incredible
- 1:11:16role model. Oh yeah, a great role model is somebody
- 1:11:19who ruins their marriage and then has a kid with
- 1:11:22them. She's a side chick. And that's what she'll
- 1:11:28always be. And people get mad when I say it.
- 1:11:31People got mad in sports. She's a side chick.
- 1:11:33That's all she is. Nothing more, nothing less.
- 1:11:36We are all so grateful for you, and we love you
- 1:11:38so much. Oh, yeah, until she finds the new guy
- 1:11:41that she'll bang and cheat on, because that's
- 1:11:43what she is. She's a talentless moron who has
- 1:11:46to rely on her looks, and she's very pretty,
- 1:11:48but the more you learn about her, she just skanks
- 1:11:51you. The post features several rare glimpses
- 1:11:54into their family life. Oh, yeah, it's so perfect.
- 1:12:00Man, Joaquin probably just thinks he's the man
- 1:12:02dating her. You're not. You're a loser. One photo,
- 1:12:06Giselle and Joaquin hold their 16 -month -old
- 1:12:09son while posing on the beach in front of a rainbow.
- 1:12:12That is so good. While Giselle's post celebrates
- 1:12:14the fathers in her life, including her own father.
- 1:12:17So she left out Tom purposely. You know what?
- 1:12:20You're a terrible mom. You're a terrible person.
- 1:12:22Everyone talks about how behind the scenes you
- 1:12:25think you're better than everybody, even though
- 1:12:27you poop in the morning and someday you're going
- 1:12:29to die. You don't matter. Vladimir Putin, her
- 1:12:33ex -husband Tom Brady, isn't directly mentioned
- 1:12:36in the tribute. All right. You know what? Enjoy
- 1:12:42that. And wonder why at age 70 you're single.
- 1:12:46And you got all these kids. And it's just because
- 1:12:49you're a bust down. Time for Blake Lively News.
- 1:13:10Trouble in the crop, trouble in the crop top.
- 1:13:12She walks in, drama on tap. Cherry lip gloss
- 1:13:14turn like the trap. Critic card queen in a knockoff
- 1:13:17bag. Smirk so sharp, put a rip in the flag. Name
- 1:13:19on the cup, spell wrong, she snaps. Front row
- 1:13:21line, but she cut like that. Tells three lies
- 1:13:23just to order a drink. Winks at your man and
- 1:13:26she says, you blink? Blink, lie, blink. It's
- 1:13:29a sociopathic dance. Hands in the air, you've
- 1:13:34been through that. She'll steal your heart and
- 1:13:37laugh at you. Text your best friend from your
- 1:13:42place Blake Lively Is a sociopathic rat Dance,
- 1:13:46dance, dance You love it when the red flags flash
- 1:13:49Oh, she's so wrong It's a certified rat Blake
- 1:13:54Lively Is a sociopathic rat She gotta list boys
- 1:13:58on red Got who's up now Post it on her thread
- 1:14:00Take your hoodie Oh, you want that badge? Says
- 1:14:02maybe later than forget your ass Blake's nice
- 1:14:05girl So the camera's hit, then flips clips like
- 1:14:07a Netflix skit Cheers in the club, yeah, she
- 1:14:09staged all that Mascara lines like a welcome
- 1:14:11mat Black Lolly is a sociopathic brat Hands,
- 1:14:17hands, hands in the air, you can do that She'll
- 1:14:21steal your heart, then laugh in your face Then
- 1:14:25text your best friend from your face Blake Lively
- 1:14:39is a sociopathic brat. Who's that? Who's that?
- 1:14:45Who's that? Who's that? Treat you like a tramp.
- 1:14:49Spin around, point where she at. If you spot
- 1:14:51her in the club, better guard your past. Blake
- 1:14:57Lively! and text your best friend from your place.
- 1:15:14Blake Lively is a sociopathic man. You love it
- 1:15:20when the red flags flash. She's not wrong, it's
- 1:15:24a certified fact. Blake Lively is a sociopathic
- 1:15:28man. Oh yeah, what's going on with this moron
- 1:15:31right here? Mm -hmm. Right. Happy Hot Topic!
- 1:15:39There's no chance, right? Yeah, there's no way.
- 1:15:41Yeah, seems like Blake Lively reconciling with
- 1:15:44Taylor Swift won't be happening anytime soon.
- 1:15:47Yeah, I don't think Taylor likes being involved.
- 1:15:51Phone a friend. Shoot a text, maybe. So there's,
- 1:15:56um, and here's gonna have a time. I asked you
- 1:16:00already. God damn it, god damn it. Stupid video.
- 1:16:02God, this sucked. All right. Hold on a second.
- 1:16:06I just had to edit out that part because they
- 1:16:08played a video of Taylor and Travis's wedding
- 1:16:11and how it might take several days to set up.
- 1:16:14And then the best part was it had her music,
- 1:16:17which I would have got hit with copyright. But
- 1:16:18yeah, the weddings, you know, that take the most
- 1:16:22time and the most effort are the ones that are
- 1:16:25going to end the worst. Happy Hot Topic! Looks
- 1:16:35like the ball is in Brooklyn Peltz Beckham's
- 1:16:37court. Listen, Brooklyn. My dad died 11 years
- 1:16:41ago and I wish I could talk to him. Get over
- 1:16:43it. Father's Day. David and Victoria Beckham
- 1:16:46included their eldest son in their touching Father's
- 1:16:49Day tributes months after Brooklyn claimed he...
- 1:16:52Ah, so they're not talking about a bunch of rich
- 1:16:54morons. Life's short. Talk to each other. Happy
- 1:16:58Tuesday. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down
- 1:17:05the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
- 1:17:08Fans smiles wild, stories about the queens. Dropping
- 1:17:11dollars, bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy proves
- 1:17:14Manny knows it all. From sandals to the court,
- 1:17:17rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
- 1:17:21Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,
- 1:17:25legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, true
- 1:17:28hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain
- 1:17:31tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.
- 1:17:34Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From sandals
- 1:17:38to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
- 1:17:41have a ball. Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and
- 1:17:44awe. Crazy exes, wild and scandalous League full
- 1:17:48of stories, ain't nothing fabulous Line breaks
- 1:17:51it down, gets unanimous Tuna hoppy hour, never
- 1:17:54anomalous All right, so there's a new report
- 1:18:00that LeBron James and Luka are not very close.
- 1:18:04That's totally going to help them win a championship.
- 1:18:07Paul Pierce's new baby mama called him a deadbeat
- 1:18:10for not including his son in his Father's Day
- 1:18:13post. Man, I'm so glad I don't have annoying
- 1:18:18baby mamas. Josh Hart wants Becky Hammond to
- 1:18:24apologize for what she said about Jalen Brunson.
- 1:18:27I love how they claim, I love the Knicks team,
- 1:18:29not the fans or the owner, but I like that team,
- 1:18:32but I love how they claim they don't care about
- 1:18:34haters. Oh, geez, we have two things playing.
- 1:18:37But yeah, they don't, they, oh God, it's, damn
- 1:18:40it. The show's going to hell. One second. Breather.
- 1:18:45So many clips playing once. No, I love how, They
- 1:18:51claim they don't care about haters. And all of
- 1:18:55a sudden, all they're talking about is the people
- 1:18:58that didn't agree with them. Becky may have been
- 1:19:01wrong. She's a dirty, rotten moron. That doesn't
- 1:19:04mean she has to say sorry. That was her opinion.
- 1:19:06She's stupid. Here, this is what was playing
- 1:19:11before. Here is Rick Brunson's, Jalen Brunson's
- 1:19:15dad, Rick Brunson, talking about Derrick Rose
- 1:19:16versus Jalen in their prime on Waddle and Sylvie
- 1:19:19on ESPN 1000. Right here. Here we go. That Jalen
- 1:19:26played with Derrick too. Derrick Rose prime before
- 1:19:31his injury. Jalen Brunson prime. Game of one
- 1:19:35-on -one. Who wins? I'm going to have to sub
- 1:19:42in and help Jalen, man. That's the baddest guy
- 1:19:44I've ever played with, coached. Derrick Rose
- 1:19:47is the best. My son and Derrick have an unbelievable
- 1:19:50relationship. But Prime Derrick? No one was better
- 1:19:54than Prime Derrick. Nobody. That's me. Maybe
- 1:19:58I'm biased, but... Nobody. Do I have to remind
- 1:20:01you of Jalen's stats in game five of the NBA
- 1:20:05finals to win a championship? But that is like
- 1:20:08for Derek to hear that or to anyone in Chicago
- 1:20:11to hear that. That is really just your love for
- 1:20:15Derek. High praise. Yeah. How soon do we forget?
- 1:20:18Because I sat there when Derek carried the Bulls,
- 1:20:21you know, to Miami. You know, obviously we didn't
- 1:20:24beat that. We didn't get to the championship.
- 1:20:26But what? Are you crying, Derek Rose? I like
- 1:20:30that he doesn't kiss his son's ass like, you
- 1:20:32know, good old LeVar Ball. LeBron James and his
- 1:20:38Cavaliers team minus Kyrie Irving are like doing
- 1:20:41this whole midlife crisis 10 -year reunion. They
- 1:20:44were celebrating their championship in France.
- 1:20:47They should have been in Lakewood, Ohio. And
- 1:20:49here is Josh Hart talking about Wemby crying.
- 1:20:53Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart held their podcast,
- 1:20:55The Roommates Show, in front of an audience to
- 1:20:57talk about winning the championship. They had
- 1:20:59heaps of guests on and Josh Hart spoke about
- 1:21:02Wemby getting emotional after the Spurs beat
- 1:21:04OKC and also demanded an apology from Becky Hammond.
- 1:21:22We had a similar reaction last year. So there
- 1:21:26you go. And then this is a clip that went viral
- 1:21:29recently. Rest in peace, Norm MacDonald. But
- 1:21:31here he was at Blake Griffin's press conference
- 1:21:33for a rookie of the year. Is this a really good
- 1:21:39question, Norm? There's a question from Blake's
- 1:21:46good friend, Norm. No, Blake, it's fun watching
- 1:21:52you this year. Wasn't it cool? Yeah. And I was
- 1:21:56wondering, like, there's a kind of a curse with
- 1:21:58Rookie of the Year. Nobody's ever repeated it.
- 1:22:03I didn't think about that. Well, I'll try as
- 1:22:07hard as I can next year. That was adorable. All
- 1:22:10right, let's end this thing with Tampa Bay News.
- 1:22:47We're about to go live. They were my babies.
- 1:23:00My boys were mama's boys. A year after losing
- 1:23:04two of her sons, a Largo woman says the pain
- 1:23:07hasn't gone away. So that was with that college
- 1:23:10football player. He's going to serve a lot of
- 1:23:13time in prison. Well, 74 -year -old Dusty Ray
- 1:23:16Spencer is scheduled to die by lethal injection
- 1:23:19this week for murdering his wife 34 years ago
- 1:23:22in Orange County. Yeah, they waited way Too long.
- 1:23:25Mm -hmm. What's the point of death penalty if
- 1:23:27you're going to wait forever? Mm -hmm. I knew
- 1:23:30this afternoon a Plant City teenager is facing
- 1:23:32a DUI charge after troopers say she led them
- 1:23:35on a 120 -mile -per -hour chase in Luzon to Tampa.
- 1:23:41So there's that. FHP says a trooper spotted a
- 1:23:44black Audi speeding northbound over the Howard
- 1:23:47Franklin Bridge. It's always that bridge. You
- 1:23:49got to be careful what's going on here with this
- 1:23:52moron. New this afternoon, we can now confirm
- 1:23:55the man accused of killing his girlfriend near
- 1:23:57Palm River is being held without bond. He just
- 1:24:00looks like a Kelta listener, a moron. Mm -hmm.
- 1:24:04He calls it gas station morphine. Florida's attorney
- 1:24:07general is now expanding the state's crackdown
- 1:24:09on 7 -OH products, a powerful kratom -derived
- 1:24:12substance. Here's the problem. There is a difference
- 1:24:15between 7 -OH and actual kratom. And these dirty,
- 1:24:19rotten morons that are selling this stuff are
- 1:24:22making actual kratom that helps people with Mitra
- 1:24:259, Club 13, and powder. It's making it all look
- 1:24:28bad. Especially when you live in a state that's
- 1:24:31very red, in a country that's very red, that
- 1:24:33they've claim about the freedom of people, but
- 1:24:36then they're trying to ban kratom and even possibly
- 1:24:38banning kava. Realize that the 708 products are
- 1:24:42not the same as drinking kratom. 10 Tampa Bay
- 1:24:46News reporter Angelicia Bruton explains the latest
- 1:24:48effort to remove the product from store shelves.
- 1:24:52Health officials from Tampa General Hospital
- 1:24:54say several people are coming in every week experiencing
- 1:24:57symptoms from 70H products. They say it's people
- 1:25:00of all ages, from elderly people to babies as
- 1:25:04young as... Why is a three -month -old having
- 1:25:0670H? That parent should be checked into at a
- 1:25:09CPS. Three months old. Since 2013, Florida medical
- 1:25:15examiners have linked at least 587 overdose deaths
- 1:25:19to 70H. problem so then everyone's gonna loop
- 1:25:24in kratom and a lot of times the people that
- 1:25:27died of like drinking kratom or having the powder
- 1:25:29had other things in their body but everyone just
- 1:25:33sees the word kratom everyone's got their vice
- 1:25:38And related chemical compound. Kiss my ass and
- 1:25:41enjoy it. Drugs. Last year, Attorney General
- 1:25:44James Uthmeyer issued an emergency ban to address
- 1:25:47this. Scheduled this, making it unlawful to sell
- 1:25:49this. Gas station morphine, as we called it,
- 1:25:53was. Well, you can get rid of the 708 gas station
- 1:25:56morphine. But as long as you don't loop in the
- 1:25:59actual Kratom that's helping people, I'm fine
- 1:26:01with that. But if you then ban the 70H, but then
- 1:26:04try to ban Mitra 9 and Club 13 and prevent all
- 1:26:08the Kava Bars that work hard to make their Kratom
- 1:26:12and make a living, like Zenden, Kavas, all of
- 1:26:17it, O2, all the Kava Bars in the area. If you
- 1:26:20affiliate the 70H with the actual Kratom that's
- 1:26:23helping people, that ain't it, dawg. The hour.
- 1:26:33It's time for hockey in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio
- 1:26:41.com. The hour will be right back. You probably
- 1:26:44had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
- 1:26:48all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
- 1:26:55The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
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- 1:32:56DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
- 1:33:00truth is I have a condition known as autism.
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- 1:34:27and torturin' them with the bullshit they handin'
- 1:34:29now Pull the twist and make a wish and blow the
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- 1:36:09so many haters. Why is so many hating? Sick like
- 1:36:12a mental patient. I floss like a dentist patient.
- 1:36:15This shit testing my patience. This shit working
- 1:36:17my nerves. I'm getting spending that money like
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- 1:36:29We'll see you next time. I do it like it hurts.
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- 1:37:32I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,
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- 1:41:57time to listen. We'll see you next time. Outro
- 1:43:04Music We'll see you next time. Don't put no chasers
- 1:44:27in my drink. I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke,
- 1:44:32jang, smoke, y 'all. Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all.
- 1:44:41Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's all good Now I'm
- 1:44:44hidin' the motherfucker makin' up words Lookin'
- 1:44:47like men, I like them light skin Two at a time,
- 1:44:51y 'all been winnin', winnin' With Tony Gray,
- 1:44:53dude, like a ray of Seagram's gin Stay together
- 1:44:55in my glass like they all best friends I can't
- 1:44:59walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken from the day
- 1:45:03to the dark People all for square, but my goons
- 1:45:06don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes on me
- 1:45:19We be getting choked out. We'll be right back.
- 1:46:26Outro Music Oh, the happy hour is coming to a
- 1:46:57close. Radio waves fading like a Wilson Rose.
- 1:47:00Laughter and joy dissolving in the air will keep
- 1:47:03the Clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
- 1:47:20the silence Like the TV on snow Riot Hoppy held
- 1:47:23the mic With humor so divine The void left in
- 1:47:26our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
- 1:47:35speakers silenced I'm a -comin' to an end Like
- 1:47:37a rollercoaster stoppin' Round a river's bend
- 1:47:39Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now
- 1:47:42silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind
- 1:47:45Hope to Hoppy I already Laughter and joy is all
- 1:47:52it is. RyanHockeyRadio .com And then like that,
- 1:48:25he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.
- 1:48:29Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
- 1:48:34poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll call it
- 1:48:37a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is
- 1:48:50now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
- 1:49:06day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
- 1:49:13is closing.