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#Pizzagate · Conspiracy! The Show

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy the Show with your hosts Adam Todd
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Speaker 1: Brown and Connor Mixed Pattern.
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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm Adam Todd Brown.
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Speaker 3: Who are you?
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Speaker 1: I'm your deadbeat dad, Connor mcspad and everybody.
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Speaker 2: Connor went out to get a pack of cigarettes four
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Speaker 2: months ago and just now pulled back into the driveway.
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Speaker 1: Yep. And and I just I have just with a
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Speaker 1: bunch of stories about telling Gilbert Godfried what to say
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Speaker 1: just skip in town. You know you were writing for
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Speaker 1: Historical Roast battle, right, Historical Roast, just like it's like
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Speaker 1: a I guess a battle would be weird. It would
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Speaker 1: be weird to have Hitler and Ann Frank Rose battle
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Speaker 1: and then be like, well, who can we have one here?
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Speaker 2: But now that I hear you say it, I mean
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Speaker 2: that's kind of sounds all right.
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Speaker 1: That's if I was in charge of the show, which
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Speaker 1: was Yeah, there's a pretty great moment where Keith Carey
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Speaker 1: got a note from the British Legal Department that certain
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Speaker 1: jokes that he'd written would be considered treason in the UK,
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Speaker 1: so he had to rewrite the script. So yet he
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Speaker 1: literally got a network note that his his writing was
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Speaker 1: treason Us to the Crown.
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Speaker 2: That's almost the dream.
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Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever seen a person prouder
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Speaker 1: of themselves, and I never before I've been prouder of
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Speaker 1: my dear friend Keith.
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Speaker 2: Shout out to Keith. Laura Crawford's here too.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Harry Crawford, the fresh faced youngster on the sitcom
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Speaker 4: plain the younger sister that attracts the attention of stalkers.
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Speaker 1: What, oh, yeah, you're like that chick that died on
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Speaker 1: that seventy show Eric's sister. I think she's dead, right,
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Speaker 1: I was more thanking.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember her.
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Speaker 3: I get my sister Sam, the girl that got killed
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Speaker 3: by that.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she got she got murdered. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I don't know that one. Yeah, I know a lot
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Speaker 1: about that seventies show though.
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Speaker 2: Becca Shaeffer. Yeah it was my sister Sam called.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: She was just an actress in LA and a dude
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Speaker 2: just showed up at her house and shot her in
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Speaker 2: the chest.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, which president was he trying to fuck?
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Speaker 1: He had been President Dean. He's from another universe. This
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Speaker 1: is getting scarier by the moment.
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Speaker 3: Bar Oh, he was in a different reign.
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Speaker 4: But uh, he was like watching the sitcom and they
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Speaker 4: really liked this chick because she seemed really in the son.
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Speaker 3: He's like, she's like a girl, I'm not a woman.
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Speaker 4: But then she did like a sexy movie and he
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Speaker 4: was like, you're I'll come kill you.
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Speaker 1: Oh man. Guys are great.
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Speaker 3: They really the original insult.
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Speaker 2: Truly.
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Speaker 1: I had a good realization about just the difference between
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Speaker 1: men and women the other day and how much smarter
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Speaker 1: women are. Is when I realized I've never read any
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Speaker 1: medicine that I've put in my body ever.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because very rarely.
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Speaker 1: The girl that was and I was like, well, I
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Speaker 1: got some pepto bismol, and I got some zoopram it's
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Speaker 1: good for like nausea. And I take ale ibuprofit that
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Speaker 1: should be good. That was solve And she's like, well
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Speaker 1: can you mix all those things? And I was like,
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Speaker 1: you know, could trup be told? Never thought about it.
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Speaker 1: She starts reading labels and ship and I was like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I guess they probably would have that on the box.
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Speaker 1: I've never looked in theory you can mix them? Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm fucking It's not It's not like it's
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Speaker 1: fucking fent and il and whiskey. Like it's just it's all,
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Speaker 1: it's all, you know, over the countership, and that's never
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Speaker 1: special exactly. I've never once had the caution to be like,
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Speaker 1: let's investigate this fucking cocktail before I you know, Heath
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Speaker 1: Ledger myself.
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Speaker 2: Heth Ledger, Yeah, yeah, rest in peace, Heath Ledger.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of Yeah, the joker, you know, you know it's
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Speaker 1: the real joker.
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Speaker 2: Pedophiles, we're talking about Pizzagate today. One of our first
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Speaker 2: episodes was about uh, Seth, what's the d n C
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Speaker 2: guy Rich, Seth Rich and that sort of ties into
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Speaker 2: pizza Gate, where one of the rumors is he was
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Speaker 2: killed over.
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Speaker 1: Those Pizzagate the large portals in the sky that you
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Speaker 1: fly into to visit the Chucky Cheese di mens.
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Speaker 2: Yeah and it and it lands in Burbank. There's a
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Speaker 2: Chucky Cheese next to a kmart. That's the street for me.
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Speaker 2: It's basically another time, you know.
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Speaker 1: That large cheesy cloud of darkness that hangs over the cities.
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Speaker 2: Please don't say cheese. As we'll get into this episode,
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Speaker 2: we realize cheese, it's not just cpe. Cheese just means
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Speaker 2: little girls. We'll get to that.
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Speaker 1: The CPE thing I was fucked me up because I
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Speaker 1: found about about that on four Chan as a kid,
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Speaker 1: And those are my first two initials. My name is
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Speaker 1: Connor Paul mcspat and so name's child, poor Irish guy.
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Speaker 2: So there's a really great New York Times article if
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Speaker 2: you want a pretty concise rundown of the events of Pizzagate.
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Speaker 2: It's It's called Dissecting the Pizzagate conspiracy Theories on the
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Speaker 2: Failing New York Times by Gregor Eish, John Wang, and
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Speaker 2: Cecilia King, Oh Wang and King Baby. There's seventy stuff.
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Speaker 2: Was the best.
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Speaker 3: Blame me.
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Speaker 1: I voted for King playing and that's pretty awesome.
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Speaker 2: So let's talk about how this theory started. Wiki Leaks
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Speaker 2: released a bunch of emails that they hacked from John Podesta.
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Speaker 2: Has anyone ever heard how this happened? The wiki links
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Speaker 2: the hacking of his email.
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Speaker 1: I forgot, but I knew it once.
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Speaker 2: It's like the ship your parents fall for where.
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Speaker 1: They just like a phishing email they get.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a phishing email that was like, hey,
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Speaker 2: this is the government and we need access to your
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Speaker 2: account so we can fix something.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it comes to like the ship that Keith
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Speaker 1: forwards me every day in the it was like Connor
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Speaker 1: that says, are going to shut down the website if
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Speaker 1: we don't, and I'm like, Keith, just look at the
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Speaker 1: extension as this came from fucking you Yugoslavia. It's not
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Speaker 1: actually squarespace. It was under his promotions tab exact.
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Speaker 2: Probably if you get.
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Speaker 1: God by a promotions tab email, you don't deserve to
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Speaker 1: be in government.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's why I think you should be. You
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Speaker 2: should have to be licensed to get on the.
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Speaker 1: When you swear in to be the president, the fucking
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Speaker 1: Chief Justice should say to you if your hand is
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Speaker 1: bigger than your face, you have cancer. If he gets you,
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Speaker 1: then you have to give it to the next guy.
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Speaker 3: And Gullible's written on the ceiling. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: With this, it's like for everyone in government that got
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Speaker 4: exposed during this, I feel like they should have their
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Speaker 4: emails should only be accessible by an assistant under the
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Speaker 4: age of thirty years old to filter through it and
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Speaker 4: then just show them what is relevant.
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Speaker 1: But the old people need a young shithead on staff
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Speaker 1: to say this is what they're going to meme of
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Speaker 1: you if you do this.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and that sounds like jokes, but it's not a
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Speaker 2: bad idea.
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Speaker 1: I've been saying it for years. Is they need to
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Speaker 1: hire me in the Afics to blow vape smoke in
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Speaker 1: their baby boom and faces and advise them that they
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Speaker 1: will be turned into a disrespectful gift if they participate
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Speaker 1: in the Thanksgiving celebration.
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Speaker 2: Like you need.
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Speaker 1: They just don't. They can't comprehend of this world, right
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Speaker 1: And the other thing.
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Speaker 4: That so when his emails got hacked, a lot of
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Speaker 4: this stuff that he was saying was also tied to
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Speaker 4: the Hillary campaign, and he would say stuff like, I mean,
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Speaker 4: he's being very candid, is what I mean to say
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Speaker 4: by this He's talking about He's like, I don't trust
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Speaker 4: her judgment. He said that she has like shit judgment,
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Speaker 4: that Hillary has shit judgment, And it's just it makes
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Speaker 4: the whole thing. He looks like a real piece of shit.
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Speaker 4: I mean, like a hard ass dude, but he's like
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Speaker 4: fucking ruthless, cutthroat in these emails. But then also the emails,
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Speaker 4: there is quite a bit of stuff about pizza and food.
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Speaker 2: There's some stuff.
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Speaker 3: I mean, for an Italian, is it too much? I
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Speaker 3: don't know. I don't think it's so. I mean for
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Speaker 3: an Italian, it seems like how many.
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Speaker 2: How many emails did they get? It was thousands of emails? Right,
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Speaker 2: And if he's a dude who communicates via email, he's
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Speaker 2: going to talk about.
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Speaker 1: If you were, if you work in an office, I mean,
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Speaker 1: you just will have a lot of food based conversations,
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Speaker 1: Like I've got so many menus in my inbox and
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Speaker 1: all I was doing was, you know, writing a show
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Speaker 1: where we make fun of Cleopatra's tits. So I mean,
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Speaker 1: like I get it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, this was a month before the election, which is like.
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Speaker 1: Crime time's well, there was a full moon, as if
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Speaker 1: you recall that's when we're at our highest power.
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Speaker 4: It's right before after Halloween, so they're real plumped up
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Speaker 4: and ready to bone.
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Speaker 1: All those kids are slow and there's just sugar crashing.
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Speaker 1: It's just easy to catch. Yeah, you know, yeah, but
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Speaker 1: just put a Snicker's bar under a laundry hamper with
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Speaker 1: a ruler next to it and just yoink. Next thing,
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Speaker 1: you know, you're in the money.
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Speaker 4: You don't have to spray on a full size, need
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Speaker 4: a fun size right and get them. But it's you know,
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Speaker 4: they always talk about the old October surprise in politics,
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Speaker 4: you know, right, you know in.
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Speaker 1: Our period, that's what it is, right kidding?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, your October surprise.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that I mean that could have been what
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Speaker 2: they were trying to pull here, because it did. It
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Speaker 2: did break around that time. And when they when four
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Speaker 2: chan and Reddit start going through these emails, they find
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Speaker 2: a few references to pizza and cheese. I don't know
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Speaker 2: that does cheese pizza even come up? Because the way
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Speaker 2: they made their initial connection was, oh well, one of
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Speaker 2: these emails says pizza and also pedophiles use the abbreviation
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Speaker 2: see or cheese pizza to describe a child porn. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: and that already, like right in the beginning.
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Speaker 1: That's a big leap, yeah, huge lead, because they're forgetting
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Speaker 1: that cheese pizza is also cheese pizza, right, and.
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Speaker 4: What do you always see people eating when they're working
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Speaker 4: in campaign offices?
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Speaker 3: Lady to the Night?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Basically, from there, this theory just kind of snowballs. They
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Speaker 2: get like neighboring businesses involved, bands that played there start
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Speaker 2: getting called pedophiles. So on December fourth, Jay Z's birthday,
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Speaker 2: Edgar Welch, a twenty eight year old from North Carolina,
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Speaker 2: arrived at Comet Ping Pong with a military style rifle
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Speaker 2: and a handgun. Fired the rifle once inside the store,
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Speaker 2: but didn't injure anyone, So did he even shoot the gun?
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Speaker 2: And he surrendered after looking around and finding no evidence
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Speaker 2: to support claims of child slaves being held there.
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Speaker 1: Interesting, that's funny. Yeah, And he's just like undoing all
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Speaker 1: the like token trays in the fucking speedballs, like they
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Speaker 1: got to be in here somewhere.
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Speaker 2: Let's talk about some of the coded words that allegedly
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Speaker 2: showed up in Podesta's emails. This is the email that
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Speaker 2: is the most cited. So this is, of all the
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Speaker 2: evidence of pedophilia in these emails, this is the strongest.
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Speaker 2: And it's an email from a woman named Susan Sandler
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Speaker 2: to John Podesta, and it reads, the realtor found a handkerchief.
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Speaker 2: I think it has a map that seems pizza related.
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Speaker 2: Is it yours? They can send it if you want.
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Speaker 2: I know you're busy, so feel free not to respond
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Speaker 2: if it's not yours or you don't want it. His reply,
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Speaker 2: it's mine, but not worth worrying about. So there you
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Speaker 2: have it. Everybody, John Podesta fucks and eats children.
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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the map, Like what sort of weird hogwarts
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Speaker 1: kind of like sneaking around operation or the pedophiles, Like,
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Speaker 1: what kind of scooby doo Shenanigans are they getting into
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Speaker 1: that they have hand drawn napkin maps?
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Speaker 2: Like, even thinking about this, you would think, well, why
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Speaker 2: the fuck would he write it on a handkerchief? It
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Speaker 2: was a realtor who found it, which implies that he's
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Speaker 2: in an empty home. Yeah, that isn't going to have
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Speaker 2: a ton of paper and ship laying around. So if
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Speaker 2: he had.
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Speaker 3: Play the kids an empty.
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Speaker 2: Home exactly and then to make a map of your
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Speaker 2: misdeed and then just toss it on the ground after
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Speaker 2: After the cheese pizza thing, another Reddit user comes in
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Speaker 2: and adds all of these other food terms that people
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Speaker 2: should look out for, including hot dog, which equals boy.
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Speaker 2: That makes sense, okay, pizza.
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Speaker 1: The V triangular vagina equals girl cheese little girl?
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Speaker 2: Why she little girl?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, I guess because it's fermented.
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Speaker 2: Can one truly ever get in the head of a
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Speaker 2: pedophile without being one?
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Speaker 3: I hope not?
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Speaker 2: Who knows?
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Speaker 1: We got to find a drill.
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Speaker 2: Ice cream is a male prostitute. Sure, walnut is a
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Speaker 2: person of color.
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Speaker 1: Map also the third most common street name in the
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Speaker 1: fucking continental US.
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Speaker 2: Map equal semen and sauce equals orgy.
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Speaker 1: So a lot of these I follow until you get
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Speaker 1: to map.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that map equals seem.
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Speaker 4: Also, looking back at that sentence, a realtor is sending
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Speaker 4: them an email that says, Hey, I found your handkerchief
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Speaker 4: covered in coum that I assume came from you, fucking
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Speaker 4: a little girl. You want to come pick this up?
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: This also implies? And this is maybe the biggest leap
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Speaker 1: for me, And I think this kind of blows it
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Speaker 1: all while it opened that pedophiles are pulling out and
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Speaker 1: blowing in a handkerchief when they are dealing with, you know,
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Speaker 1: presumably child slaves that have had their fingerprints burned off,
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Speaker 1: that are completely out of the social security system, just
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Speaker 1: in the ether, you know, lost souls. He thinks, well,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude, and he gets a
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Speaker 1: gloth knapk and he unfolds it from his lap and
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Speaker 1: let me just this is.
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Speaker 2: And I do get why MAP would be semen, because
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Speaker 2: it's what could kind of looks like content them back
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Speaker 2: to you, back to you.
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Speaker 4: I was often thinking, I find it outrageous to think
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Speaker 4: that John Podesta is the one who had the Clinton
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Speaker 4: Lewinsky scandal broke to him first. He was the first
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Speaker 4: person who got news to that when he worked in
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Speaker 4: the Clinton White House. If there's any lesson to learn
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Speaker 4: from the Lewinsky scandal is don't leave your come around.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, according to that our new code. The part
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Speaker 2: of this email after the realtor found a handkerchief is
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Speaker 2: I think it has a semen that seems girl related.
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Speaker 2: Is it yours.
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Speaker 4: Third girl related semen versus boy related semen?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Maybe there's more of it depending on which one you
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Speaker 1: like more.
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Speaker 3: I know there's glitter in it.
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Speaker 1: What I'm really into is the trauma. But I'll take
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Speaker 1: a boy if so.
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Speaker 2: Now here's another email from a guy named Jim Steier
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Speaker 2: to John and Mary Podesta. Hey, John, we know you're
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Speaker 2: a true master of cuisine and you and we have
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Speaker 2: appreciated that for years. But walnut sauce for the pasta Mary,
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Speaker 2: please tell us the straight story was the sauce actually
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Speaker 2: very tasty? Now stop there, that's a weird email. No
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Speaker 2: matter what the they're talking are. That just qualifies you
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Speaker 2: from governing me. That makes me not want you to.
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Speaker 4: Do this is the kind of thing that's so it
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Speaker 4: seems like a host at a party would say that
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Speaker 4: someone touching their arm in an odd way like too closes,
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Speaker 4: and they're like, it's.
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Speaker 2: Not, but that's that's this. This is someone emailing the
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Speaker 2: podestas though that's email.
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Speaker 4: Okay, that's like this guy saying to John like corner
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Speaker 4: a meta party, drunk and like this sounds very like seductive,
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Speaker 4: kind of come on.
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Speaker 2: This is right. But if you if you isolate this,
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Speaker 2: if you're already in the mindset that oh yeah, this
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Speaker 2: Pizza Gate ship's true and they're just uncovering so many clues,
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Speaker 2: if you isolate this email and put that fucking list
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Speaker 2: of words above it, you're like, what is walnut sauce
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Speaker 2: pasta even a fucking thing? But then you read his reply.
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Speaker 2: It's an amazing Lingorian dish made with crushed walnuts made
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Speaker 2: into a paste. So stop being so California. So now
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Speaker 2: we're these crushed people of color.
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Speaker 1: He was thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's so yeah, Like, well,
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Speaker 1: this is just reminding me. There's a great Yoda Rosa
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Speaker 1: bit where he talks about fancy restaurants ruined delicious food
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Speaker 1: by making it too. It'll be like, Okay, we got
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Speaker 1: these prawns, we've we've battered them, we've fried them to
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Speaker 1: they're golden brown in the outside and juicy on the inside.
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Speaker 1: We sealed in all those flavors, and then we're gonna
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Speaker 1: cover them in our peanut butter chocolate sauce. And it's
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Speaker 1: like you're ruining it.
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Speaker 4: You know.
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Speaker 1: It's like it's like a great pizza, fancy beets, and
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Speaker 1: then you have a fucking walnut paste in there, and
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Speaker 1: it's like eat shit.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just love that crushed walnuts made into
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Speaker 4: a paste.
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Speaker 3: So is this like they're thinking it's probably a Satanic ritual?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he has killed a hundred black children to make
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Speaker 1: a philosopher's stone like that kind.
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Speaker 4: Of Madame Lorie whatever New Orleans slaved torture chamber made
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Speaker 4: into a pasta dish. But I do believe that Italians
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Speaker 4: at some point in history probably did crush people in
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Speaker 4: African people and eat their eat their body.
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Speaker 1: Well, if I eat of them, they got to let
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Speaker 1: me say the end word, right, yeah exactly.
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Speaker 4: In Sicily, it's like we don't appreciate you coming in,
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Speaker 4: like ros.
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Speaker 1: Al ghul, but with wanting to say the end where
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Speaker 1: he's just like, I need more for the bitch. I
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Speaker 1: so close, I'm at the e.
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Speaker 2: It's also worth mentioning the Podesta brothers were pretty famous
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Speaker 2: in Washington circles for their huge meals where they would
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Speaker 2: cook Italian food. Yes, well that's the thing.
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Speaker 1: I had to work with a bunch of Italians and
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Speaker 1: they never fucking shut up about it. This sounds like
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Speaker 1: sounds like typical Italian behavior to me.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, these guys seem obsessed with food, and
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Speaker 4: I'm like Tony Butesta's fat as fuck. And John Podesta
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Speaker 4: is obsessed with running. So he seems just like a psychotic,
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Speaker 4: obsessed guy who's just like and.
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Speaker 3: It's big, run, big to eaton's.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems like the kind of type a nerd
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Speaker 1: that would want to work closely with Hillary Clinton, is
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Speaker 1: what he seems like.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so they And if you're in this kind of
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Speaker 2: business like running, these big fancy campaign dinners where you
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Speaker 2: can fuck children are just an important part of the
16:52
Speaker 2: whole process.
16:52
Speaker 1: Also, all right, everyone gets one thing from the treasure
16:55
Speaker 1: chests on their way out of the door, just one.
16:57
Speaker 4: Also, you know, fucking a bunch of kids. Make who's starving.
17:00
Speaker 4: It's very draining to drink the blood children.
17:03
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, yeah you want some card. You know,
17:05
Speaker 1: you need a Gatorade toude counteractle that salt.
17:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.
17:08
Speaker 4: Plus, if you're like taking flights from the Philippines and
17:11
Speaker 4: Thailand and Australia where your molest.
17:12
Speaker 2: You're gonna be tuckered out.
17:14
Speaker 3: Straight up tuck art out.
17:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
17:16
Speaker 1: So one of the I don't want to say the
17:19
Speaker 1: but one of the grossest things about being a pedophilegist.
17:22
Speaker 1: Kids don't know how hygiene works. They don't know how
17:25
Speaker 1: to maintain their personal ecosystem of cleanliness, and that's just
17:31
Speaker 1: got gotta be the worst kind of person to fuck
17:33
Speaker 1: as a child.
17:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great point.
17:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not size to you.
17:37
Speaker 4: It's like when you go into an elementary school and
17:39
Speaker 4: you try to pee in those tiny as you're a
17:41
Speaker 4: man or you know, like all the thinks are too low.
17:44
Speaker 3: It's like that little.
17:45
Speaker 1: Tiny chairs and your fucking knees are next to your head.
17:48
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it all sounds really inconvenient.
17:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, talk about that, but imagine fucking right, like, yeah,
17:55
Speaker 4: hard pass for me. Now, that's why that's why this
17:57
Speaker 4: show is so against pedophilia. It's wonderfully inconvenient.
18:02
Speaker 1: Well, we're actually brave enough to take a stance on pedophilia,
18:05
Speaker 1: much less an anti stance, very unpopular these days.
18:08
Speaker 2: So let's talk about James Aliphantis and Comet Ping Pong itself.
18:14
Speaker 2: The way he gets wrapped up in this is even
18:16
Speaker 2: more fucking like. The link is so tenuous, there's no
18:21
Speaker 2: it's just because they found this email from Aliphantis to
18:26
Speaker 2: John Podesta. Hello, some young lawyer type friends of mine
18:29
Speaker 2: are hosting an Obama fundraiser at Comet Ping Pong on
18:33
Speaker 2: Thursday night and then watching the debate. Should be about
18:35
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty people, and they're raising between twenty
18:37
Speaker 2: five and thirty five thousand dollars. Would you be willing
18:40
Speaker 2: to stop by around eight o'clock or so and make
18:42
Speaker 2: a little speech? They and I would be thrilled to
18:46
Speaker 2: have you. Of course, I understand if you're not available. Also,
18:49
Speaker 2: I saw that you're reading at Politics and Pros soon.
18:52
Speaker 2: What can we do afterward? Would you like? Would you
18:55
Speaker 2: like to have a dinner at my place? Big or small?
18:57
Speaker 2: What do you think? So clearly this guy's fucking kids.
19:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he wants to know if he wants a
19:02
Speaker 1: fat kid or not.
19:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like none of the code words or even in
19:07
Speaker 2: this Yeah, he doesn't even say pizza and he owns
19:10
Speaker 2: a fucking pizza place.
19:11
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing that jumps out to me the
19:13
Speaker 1: most is these just sound like old people emails, which
19:15
Speaker 1: is a very particular vernacular.
19:17
Speaker 2: And he sounds like he's a friend of a person
19:20
Speaker 2: that is a little more famous than him or is
19:24
Speaker 2: kind of famous. Yeah, yeah, very busy, and he's just
19:27
Speaker 2: trying to like ask him to do a thing. But
19:29
Speaker 2: also like, I know you're busy. Yeah, Like we'll still
19:33
Speaker 2: be friends. There's nothing fucking weird about that email at all.
19:36
Speaker 3: No, there's nothing weird.
19:37
Speaker 4: The whole reason basically they target this guy is because mostly,
19:41
Speaker 4: I mean he's worked, as you know, because my.
19:43
Speaker 1: Name Ali Fantis sounds like some sort of Hindoo tricks
19:46
Speaker 1: or guy.
19:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds satanic as fuck. He should be running
19:49
Speaker 2: a Satanic church and not a ping pong He shouldn't.
19:51
Speaker 2: He should be.
19:52
Speaker 1: He should be appearing in clouds of Nightcrawler smoke to
19:55
Speaker 1: snatch Russian children when they don't do their chores, is
19:58
Speaker 1: what he should be doing. But I guess he's a
20:00
Speaker 1: campaign man.
20:01
Speaker 4: He wears a lot of capes, but he is a
20:03
Speaker 4: gay man, and he formerly dated David Brock, the CEO
20:06
Speaker 4: of Media Matters for America. Basically everybody who's mentioned this
20:09
Speaker 4: story has a connection to a progressive think tank or
20:13
Speaker 4: fundraising efforts for the Democrats.
20:15
Speaker 3: Oh imagine that the Media Matters for America.
20:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
20:17
Speaker 3: And it's funny because it's like, with this.
20:19
Speaker 1: This whole theory, why would you ever want to assassinate
20:21
Speaker 1: their character?
20:23
Speaker 4: This theory reminds me of how, you know, like David
20:25
Speaker 4: Ike believes his enemies are reptilian. I think that the
20:27
Speaker 4: whole reason why people think these people are pedophiles is
20:30
Speaker 4: because they can't imagine someone being so evil as to
20:33
Speaker 4: be a Democrat unless they also fucked kids.
20:36
Speaker 2: Right.
20:36
Speaker 4: They're like, this is the level of evil we're dealing with,
20:39
Speaker 4: And it's like, ye, yeah, because you can't just have
20:42
Speaker 4: little disagreements over politics or policy.
20:44
Speaker 3: Is that people are fucking evil?
20:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, so some of the other things they used to
20:49
Speaker 2: tie this guy evil one of the kids. Yeah.
20:52
Speaker 3: If you oh, I love this.
20:53
Speaker 2: If you go pull up that New York Times article,
20:57
Speaker 2: you get four free articles a month. Don't worry about it, baby,
21:01
Speaker 2: They actually have they have copies of the emails in
21:04
Speaker 2: there and the four chan posts. But they also have
21:09
Speaker 2: this image that is supposed to show satanic imagery in
21:13
Speaker 2: the comet ping Pong sign.
21:15
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
21:16
Speaker 2: And it's just a crescent moon and a star. Yeah,
21:19
Speaker 2: there's so many other things you could say that.
21:21
Speaker 1: Is, those are just the things you use in the
21:23
Speaker 1: design of your sign when you can't afford to hire
21:26
Speaker 1: somebody to do it. Well, yeah, like this place, like
21:29
Speaker 1: I got clip art of this.
21:31
Speaker 2: Why not this place clearly has like some sort of
21:34
Speaker 2: like fifties sort of vibe.
21:36
Speaker 1: Well yeah, and it's like comets are in outer space,
21:38
Speaker 1: there are stars and crescent moons. It seems logical to think, perhaps, oh, let's.
21:42
Speaker 2: Just throw some of those on the sign.
21:44
Speaker 3: It's also the thing I've never understood.
21:46
Speaker 4: And they get into it with Illuminati stuff too, you
21:48
Speaker 4: know how they're like, so these people are part of
21:50
Speaker 4: a worldwid secret conspiracy, but they can't get enough of
21:54
Speaker 4: putting coded images, yeah, to reflect that in all of
21:57
Speaker 4: their things.
21:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's always like yeah, like one get like the
22:01
Speaker 1: zodiac did that, and like that's pretty much it and
22:04
Speaker 1: then now people assume everybody does it, right.
22:07
Speaker 4: Why would you advertise that way? We're like, we want
22:08
Speaker 4: to keep this on the hush hush.
22:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, Yeah, I would look at it.
22:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would check it out. And then there is
22:14
Speaker 3: a thing.
22:14
Speaker 4: I mean, it's kind of a virture because there's a
22:16
Speaker 4: thing that it used to be with gay culture where
22:18
Speaker 4: they had handkerchief codes.
22:20
Speaker 2: You've heard of that, right, I believe.
22:22
Speaker 4: So, so if you're going to maybe like a sex club,
22:23
Speaker 4: barn orgy, no, I'm.
22:25
Speaker 1: Just picturing the cast of hidden figures coming up breaking
22:28
Speaker 1: the gay handkerchief code. You know, just did the roof
22:31
Speaker 1: full of black women with their pens and pensers going.
22:33
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm pretty sure three shakes is a blowjob.
22:36
Speaker 1: But don't let's just work on that right now.
22:38
Speaker 2: I bet Alan Turning broke it first.
22:40
Speaker 5: He did probably Oh yeah, he was gay. He was
22:42
Speaker 5: a gay code breakkay, No, I mean codes. I had
22:47
Speaker 5: a lot of codes and ship I was all into.
22:49
Speaker 5: Really was a code guy.
22:50
Speaker 2: I wanted to do a decoder ring for on pop subscribers,
22:54
Speaker 2: but it was too much hassle. Yeah, because I didn't
22:56
Speaker 2: want one you could break on the internet. I wanted
22:58
Speaker 2: to like make a code, and fucking can do that.
23:00
Speaker 3: But it was more about the color of the handkerchiefs.
23:03
Speaker 4: So you'd wear a yellow one to me, and you
23:04
Speaker 4: were into pissed sports, were like a black and white
23:06
Speaker 4: checker one to me.
23:07
Speaker 3: I don't think, yes, I don't think biproxy or.
23:13
Speaker 1: I want to trombone in my butt.
23:15
Speaker 2: I don't think pedophiles do that to tell kids what
23:17
Speaker 2: type of kids are into.
23:19
Speaker 4: I think these people as a sort of I think
23:21
Speaker 4: they're picking up on that idea.
23:23
Speaker 3: I think that sort of is in their head as
23:24
Speaker 3: a model.
23:26
Speaker 4: Oh perverts, but they would, they would deem perverts use
23:30
Speaker 4: handkerchiefs to.
23:32
Speaker 1: When I see the colored handkerchief, I'm just like, oh no,
23:35
Speaker 1: this guy thinks he's cool.
23:36
Speaker 3: Everybody run.
23:36
Speaker 1: He's gonna start talking about the tobacco or something.
23:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're still carrying a handkerchief, there's something wrong
23:43
Speaker 2: with you. There was apparently a set of identifying symbols
23:46
Speaker 2: that pedophiles use that was released by the FBI, and
23:50
Speaker 2: in that same article they have those symbols. I'm actually
23:54
Speaker 2: skipping ahead, but let's talk about him anyway. And people
23:57
Speaker 2: claim that nearby businesses use similar symbols, and ironically the
24:02
Speaker 2: weakest one is the comet ping pong comparison. That doesn't
24:06
Speaker 2: look shit like the little Boy Lover symbol. The one
24:11
Speaker 2: is just a heart. So it's gonna be a neighboring
24:13
Speaker 2: business with a fucking heart.
24:14
Speaker 3: And it's like the Girls of America logo.
24:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, and there's like, yeah, there's this little like
24:18
Speaker 1: legend they've made of like clip art symbols and the.
24:21
Speaker 2: And this isn't even in looking at that one, it's
24:25
Speaker 2: just an icon that's found on that business's website. It's
24:28
Speaker 2: not even and they just look like badge.
24:30
Speaker 1: As you get in the early but fucking hours of
24:33
Speaker 1: a Pokemon game, it's like, oh wow, the triangle badge.
24:36
Speaker 1: I could use rocks now like fantastic.
24:40
Speaker 2: So that part is absurd.
24:42
Speaker 4: It's a bit bizarre because the whole thing is, you know,
24:45
Speaker 4: obviously bizarre. But to just think that it's one thing
24:49
Speaker 4: to say maybe this business is run by a pedophile,
24:51
Speaker 4: maybe they do sex stuff here, but to think that
24:54
Speaker 4: an entire block of businesses are involved in the Yeah,
24:57
Speaker 4: like the Better Business Bureau is like, okay, we have
25:00
Speaker 4: the historic Chinatown, we have this neighborhood, which is, you know,
25:04
Speaker 4: known for a lot of lawmakers. Then we have the
25:06
Speaker 4: Pedophile quarter down on Third Street, and that's where all
25:09
Speaker 4: the pedophile owned business.
25:10
Speaker 1: The pedophile district.
25:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, down in Pedo neighborhood.
25:13
Speaker 1: But color with that light, the pedal hood. Oh, the
25:16
Speaker 1: fucking the night. This is it.
25:25
Speaker 3: You're your brain. It's much more awake than you do.
25:27
Speaker 1: Understand the training I've gone through over the over the
25:29
Speaker 1: summertime of just writing mean things for television. Now I'm
25:33
Speaker 1: just oh, I'm on five. You need a pedophilia joke.
25:36
Speaker 1: I'm there in a jiffy bitch.
25:38
Speaker 2: So let's talk about this other picture again, same article. Uh,
25:44
Speaker 2: but it's also everywhere on the internet. This is a
25:47
Speaker 2: picture that was posted all over the place. As the
25:50
Speaker 2: caption would say, Obama at Comet ping pong, And it
25:54
Speaker 2: could not more clearly clearly Obama playing ping pong in
25:59
Speaker 2: the White House, because it's like.
26:00
Speaker 1: In a cathedral sized hallway where everyone's wearing suits, not
26:06
Speaker 1: a bit over dressed for a ping pong restaurant.
26:08
Speaker 2: It looks like they.
26:09
Speaker 3: Are in a mausoleum or a museum or the White House.
26:15
Speaker 1: It's just a shot from the remake of Forrest Gump
26:17
Speaker 1: that's got blown out of proportion.
26:19
Speaker 2: And it's yeah, it's just like a main four your
26:22
Speaker 2: area in the White House.
26:24
Speaker 3: In this article they have a wide shot of it.
26:26
Speaker 2: They also have there is this picture is hanging in
26:30
Speaker 2: the White House and the owner of Comet Ping Pong
26:34
Speaker 2: visited the White House at one point because he does
26:36
Speaker 2: have like connections to the Democratic.
26:38
Speaker 1: He lives in Washington, DC.
26:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does fund raisers.
26:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like fucking that's how restaurants there make their money.
26:44
Speaker 1: Like it's if you look at like the schedule of
26:47
Speaker 1: like Washington DC restaurants, there's so many like fundraising events,
26:50
Speaker 1: like little shitty things, like some comptroller has to fucking
26:54
Speaker 1: get twenty nerves together to toast to fucking progress and
26:57
Speaker 1: then they make eight thousand dollars like it's a it's
26:59
Speaker 1: a ringer event.
27:01
Speaker 4: It's basically yeah, it's like rat parties here or like
27:03
Speaker 4: a ward show parties or something. It's like, yeah, if
27:05
Speaker 4: you thought that a restaurant was tied up and like
27:08
Speaker 4: they're so Hollywood because they ever had a rat party there.
27:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so what by the way, those rat parties
27:13
Speaker 1: where the actual pedophiles are Hollywood, California, They're everywhere, exactly.
27:18
Speaker 2: So what actually happened. He was visiting the White House
27:21
Speaker 2: and this picture is hanging on the wall somewhere in
27:24
Speaker 2: the White House, somewhere with fucking wood paneling.
27:29
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. His executives roll up to the after
27:31
Speaker 1: party with a car seat in the back, no child
27:34
Speaker 1: of their own to speaker just in case.
27:37
Speaker 2: And the owner of Comet Ping Pong, seeing a picture
27:41
Speaker 2: of Obama playing ping pong hanging in the White House,
27:44
Speaker 2: took a picture and put it on his Instagram, and
27:47
Speaker 2: that ended up getting circulated as Obama at Comet Ping Pong, which.
27:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, as if you posted a picture of Obama podcasting
27:56
Speaker 1: exactly you know, oh, I got them fucking each bag.
28:01
Speaker 2: There is also a picture that circulated of what people
28:05
Speaker 2: called the Underground kill Room, which is a big granted it's.
28:12
Speaker 1: The honeymoon sweet of Comet Ping Pong.
28:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a creepy looking cooler.
28:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you've ever worked in a kind of
28:19
Speaker 4: kitchen a restaurant, that's just what they look like it.
28:22
Speaker 1: This looks like a room where I counted the money
28:24
Speaker 1: at ross dress for a lot. Yeah, and then they
28:26
Speaker 1: would play your kisses on my list The Burden, the
28:29
Speaker 1: b version really loud, and.
28:31
Speaker 2: That's a good version of that.
28:32
Speaker 1: It's a wonderful version, but it's pretty sad when you're
28:34
Speaker 1: sitting under a fluorescent like count more money than you'll
28:37
Speaker 1: ever have for the man.
28:38
Speaker 4: Oh do you know that Sarah's sister wrote that song
28:41
Speaker 4: the Sarah of Sarah?
28:42
Speaker 2: Oh really?
28:43
Speaker 3: Who's dating you know? Hall?
28:45
Speaker 4: Her sister wrote that song was the only song she was,
28:47
Speaker 4: the first song she ever wrote. She hadn't die of
28:49
Speaker 4: cancer very young. Little background on that, Oh sorry, coincidence? Yeah, funny?
28:53
Speaker 2: Uh so. Yeah, this is actually a picture that again
28:56
Speaker 2: the owner of Comet Ping Pong posted on his Instagram.
29:00
Speaker 2: It's a cooler from another restaurant that he was thinking
29:04
Speaker 2: of leasing. Yeah yeah, and Comet Ping Pong actually doesn't
29:08
Speaker 2: have a walk in cooler because he owns a business
29:11
Speaker 2: two doors down that does have a walk in cooler
29:14
Speaker 2: and he just stores their shit there. So not only
29:17
Speaker 2: is it not a kill room under a pizza place,
29:21
Speaker 2: it's not even under the fucking pizza place.
29:23
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also, if you had a kill room, I
29:25
Speaker 1: imagine one of the last things you do with said
29:27
Speaker 1: kill room is Instagram. Yeah yeah, Oh I snapchated my
29:33
Speaker 1: meth lab. Like, I don't know, Like, at what point
29:35
Speaker 1: do you start assigning some small amount of credit to
29:38
Speaker 1: someone who allegedly has a massive underground network of pizza
29:42
Speaker 1: themed child sex slaves. Yeah, what point do you think, like,
29:45
Speaker 1: maybe this guy who's a high ranking political operative might
29:48
Speaker 1: have the organizational savvy to not post a picture outright
29:52
Speaker 1: of his kid murder Torrio exactly.
29:55
Speaker 4: Or if you're savvy enough to start a business in
29:58
Speaker 4: DC and run a restaurant and stuff, Oh fuck wait.
30:00
Speaker 3: Did I post a picture of that kill them?
30:02
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Well yeah. Also, I'm keep my web presence
30:04
Speaker 1: pretty clean if like my bread is buttered by dumb fundraisers, you.
30:07
Speaker 2: Know, yeah for sure.
30:09
Speaker 1: If you if your Instagram is just full of like,
30:10
Speaker 1: you know, the ship that I would post, then I
30:13
Speaker 1: don't want to have my shit at that because pink
30:15
Speaker 1: Pong place.
30:15
Speaker 3: Yeah.
30:16
Speaker 2: So let's talk about the last part of this, which
30:18
Speaker 2: is probably the craziest part.
30:21
Speaker 4: Oh, the other thing we want to mention if you
30:23
Speaker 4: want to talk about the Dennis hazard stuff after this,
30:25
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that the rose bardar if we have time.
30:27
Speaker 4: But I did throw some other things in there that.
30:29
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'll have time.
30:30
Speaker 3: Cool So yeah, I lied.
30:32
Speaker 2: Not the last thing. We'll talk about the penultimate But
30:36
Speaker 2: let's talk about Madeline McCann. Does everyone remember that story.
30:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, adorable little British girl went missing in Portugal and
30:46
Speaker 4: while her parents, their parents left this little girl she
30:50
Speaker 4: was with three or four and a hotel and a
30:52
Speaker 4: little hotel apartment that they were renting in Portugal, and
30:56
Speaker 4: they left their two other babies or one other baby
30:59
Speaker 4: there too.
31:00
Speaker 2: I don't think they were all babies. I think there
31:02
Speaker 2: were some older kids.
31:03
Speaker 3: They had other They.
31:04
Speaker 4: Had other kids who were in the apartment and were
31:07
Speaker 4: not abducted. But basically their whole parents behavior him under scrutiny.
31:11
Speaker 4: It was a huge Warworris case because they're like, who
31:13
Speaker 4: leaves their kids alone?
31:16
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, they were I think one hundred and fifty feet away, Yeah,
31:20
Speaker 2: and the kids were still in view of the parents.
31:22
Speaker 2: They were eating at a restaurant that was literally outside
31:26
Speaker 2: their door. Yes, yeah, and yeah. It turned into a
31:28
Speaker 2: bunch of scrutiny on the parents and there have been
31:30
Speaker 2: all these theories over the years. But no one knows
31:33
Speaker 2: where Madeline McCann is because she's in the kill room
31:37
Speaker 2: under comet Ping Pong pizza because John and Tony Podesta
31:42
Speaker 2: got to Ith Dues.
31:43
Speaker 4: I mean, if you look into this, there's also there
31:45
Speaker 4: was another wealthy man who lived kind of close to
31:48
Speaker 4: that area who is rumored to be a pedophile, who
31:51
Speaker 4: was investigated and they started around his property.
31:54
Speaker 3: But the main crazy.
31:56
Speaker 4: Thing about this case is that so you know, obviously
31:59
Speaker 4: British dejectives interviewed hundreds of people who are around that area,
32:04
Speaker 4: and then they came up with these sort of composite images.
32:07
Speaker 3: I guess he would say the e fits.
32:09
Speaker 4: They're electronic facial identification technique photos. And they posted these
32:14
Speaker 4: two photos and they put them on the news and they.
32:16
Speaker 2: Look they look a whole lot.
32:18
Speaker 3: Like fucking identical.
32:20
Speaker 2: It's like that early Internet image of that. I think
32:25
Speaker 2: he's a LA news anchor.
32:27
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's reporting the wanted rapist.
32:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, reporting on the rapist and the fucking composite looks.
32:33
Speaker 1: I want to say it's like Mark Brown or something,
32:34
Speaker 1: But yeah, I watched that guy in my my morning
32:36
Speaker 1: news growing up.
32:37
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he just like he retired recently, if
32:41
Speaker 2: he's not still doing it.
32:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen Kate. I don't have TV anymore,
32:44
Speaker 1: so I haven't seen KTLA in forever. But Sam Rubin
32:46
Speaker 1: did read one of my jokes on the show that
32:48
Speaker 1: was the one of the only times I've been starstruck,
32:50
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's the Sam Ruby. I was
32:53
Speaker 1: blown away. He I DMS on my Twitter's very nice,
32:56
Speaker 1: that's awesome.
32:57
Speaker 2: Uh So, yeah, these two pictures do look like John
32:59
Speaker 2: and tell Pesta.
33:00
Speaker 1: Well yeah, they look at like if you imported them
33:03
Speaker 1: into it, like a Golden Eye and sixty four mod Yeah, yeah, exactly.
33:06
Speaker 3: But did they just prove that?
33:08
Speaker 4: I remember reading some rumors, but it's probably of an
33:10
Speaker 4: incredible source that these guys were in Portugal at that time.
33:14
Speaker 2: The I have that in the notes. The only source
33:17
Speaker 2: that says they are they were in Portugal was listed
33:22
Speaker 2: as FBI a non and quoted in Victorious Libertas, which
33:27
Speaker 2: is a conspiracy site that also believes the Queen of
33:31
Speaker 2: England as a reptilian.
33:32
Speaker 1: Anytime you see Anon, you know like this is the
33:34
Speaker 1: yeah real, yeah, and well that would just be that
33:37
Speaker 1: would just a that was a storytelling device on four Chan.
33:40
Speaker 1: It's like you'd say, like you do a green text
33:43
Speaker 1: thread where you tell a story like, oh, there are
33:45
Speaker 1: times you were uncomfortable in class, Like oh, Anon just
33:48
Speaker 1: called the teacher mom, that's what you would put in
33:50
Speaker 1: instead of your name. And then it just became this
33:52
Speaker 1: little fucking crazy thing. And it's funny just for me
33:54
Speaker 1: to see all the shit in the news now and
33:55
Speaker 1: be like, this is just what they used to talk
33:57
Speaker 1: about not being able to communicate with girls very well,
34:00
Speaker 1: and now it is a national pedophile you And the
34:04
Speaker 1: other thing about.
34:05
Speaker 2: It, those two pictures aren't of two dudes, they are
34:09
Speaker 2: separate witness accounts of the same person.
34:12
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so these guys they fused before they did this, right, Yeah,
34:16
Speaker 1: the on their you know, Patara earrings, and they became
34:18
Speaker 1: one man who abducted a child.
34:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a animor of shit.
34:22
Speaker 2: I don't even Illuminati technology.
34:24
Speaker 1: That amused a few of the people those things, but
34:27
Speaker 1: not most of them.
34:28
Speaker 2: And those two separate witnesses described the man they saw
34:33
Speaker 2: as white, aged between twenty and forty, with short brown hair,
34:37
Speaker 2: of medium build, medium height, and clean shaven. In two
34:41
Speaker 2: thousand and seven, Tony Podesta was sixty four, John Podesta
34:45
Speaker 2: was fifty eight.
34:46
Speaker 1: Why do you think they look so young at him?
34:48
Speaker 1: If only there was a tonic that was forbidden to
34:50
Speaker 1: most men, but irresistible to a select few.
34:54
Speaker 2: Of course, they looked twenty years old.
34:56
Speaker 1: They're all hopped up on eight year old. I wasn't
35:03
Speaker 1: even really doing Alex. That was more Alex Jones fan.
35:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, uh yeah, that's they get the real cocoa
35:10
Speaker 4: chaice from those.
35:11
Speaker 2: The Madeline mccam angle is not that credible, just because
35:16
Speaker 2: those two pictures, and even then.
35:18
Speaker 1: And again, what about all those like the terrible, terrible
35:21
Speaker 1: stories with those little girls going missing, the little black
35:22
Speaker 1: girls going missing everywhere. It's like no one wants to
35:24
Speaker 1: give them some ink by saying they're in the pedophile dungeon. No,
35:27
Speaker 1: we might, we might, we might circulate the pictures a
35:30
Speaker 1: little more the very least, you know, you might get
35:32
Speaker 1: a few leads on that false positive.
35:34
Speaker 4: That would be that would be walnut cheese. And that's
35:36
Speaker 4: kind of thing all he vegans are.
35:37
Speaker 3: Into, you know.
35:38
Speaker 1: I mean, that was pretty good.
35:42
Speaker 3: Uh, that's the one good job.
35:43
Speaker 4: So tired, I've been working at the old weed farm
35:45
Speaker 4: and I am so fucking tired.
35:47
Speaker 3: That's like the only good cho.
35:49
Speaker 1: My mother's a pedophile, but she keeps making nut based cheeses.
35:53
Speaker 1: She tries to convince me, are fine, So.
35:56
Speaker 2: Laura, you added some stuff to the notes.
35:58
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
35:58
Speaker 4: So basically one of the other things that came about
36:00
Speaker 4: with this, and this is recently so this is kind
36:02
Speaker 4: of debunked in twenty seventeen. But in March thirty first,
36:06
Speaker 4: Roseanne Barr tweeted about Trump, this is kind of connecting
36:10
Speaker 4: Trump to Pizzagate, and she said President Trump has freed
36:12
Speaker 4: so many children held in bondage to pimps all over
36:15
Speaker 4: this world, one hundreds each month. He's broken up trafficking
36:18
Speaker 4: rings and high places everywhere. Notice that I disagree on
36:21
Speaker 4: some things, but give him benefit of the doubt for now.
36:25
Speaker 4: So basically, there is an emerging theory that the whole
36:28
Speaker 4: Robert Mueller investigation is to distract the people from the
36:31
Speaker 4: fact that Donald Trump has broken up all of these
36:34
Speaker 4: pedophile rings across the globe. Sure, and he's the one
36:36
Speaker 4: who's responsible for it. Was that omnibus spending bill was
36:40
Speaker 4: they thought that was related to enhancing the budgets of
36:43
Speaker 4: the military because so they could go break up these
36:45
Speaker 4: pedo rings. And Roseanne Barr had previously stated years and
36:49
Speaker 4: years ago, when she was even more bonkers crazy that
36:52
Speaker 4: she tried to claim that her parents had molested her
36:54
Speaker 4: as a kid, but then her sister says that that's
36:56
Speaker 4: just soundly untrue, and I think she sort of detracted
36:59
Speaker 4: some of that sense. But she's sort of obsessed with
37:02
Speaker 4: pedophile conspiracies and yeah, So this crazy site called Liberty
37:09
Speaker 4: claimed that by the second month of Trump's presidency, police
37:11
Speaker 4: had arrested fifteen hundred criminals nationwide who are connected with
37:14
Speaker 4: these pedophile rings, and that there are suspicions that not
37:18
Speaker 4: only Hollywood's involved in the pedophile rings, but also politician
37:21
Speaker 4: So Barr was tweeting about this with the hashags pedogate
37:26
Speaker 4: and pizzagate.
37:28
Speaker 1: Ah, well, a lot of people don't know that the
37:30
Speaker 1: pedophile rings, it uses a cloud of green energy that
37:33
Speaker 1: takes the form of a windowless van. That's very very
37:37
Speaker 1: powerful tool in their arsenal.
37:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, when you care, they sell those sales.
37:41
Speaker 1: Well, what did you see the Roseanne barvice saying where
37:44
Speaker 1: it's like, what's Rosanne doing now? And she's basically just changed,
37:46
Speaker 1: smoking in the Hollywood Hills, just looking at old pictures
37:49
Speaker 1: of when she was on television, going like yeah, I
37:51
Speaker 1: mean I got a lot of time to do stuff now,
37:53
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty pretty sad.
37:55
Speaker 3: Like did she have a nut farm in Hawaii? Yeah,
37:58
Speaker 3: because the.
38:01
Speaker 2: Skull those kids are nuts.
38:05
Speaker 3: They had a program called Roseanne's Nuts that was that was.
38:09
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in the Gene Simmons Family Jewels era of
38:13
Speaker 1: reality show. One of the best bad reality shows ever.
38:16
Speaker 1: I watched.
38:19
Speaker 2: Anyone heard of the Storm conspiracy? That's like the QAnon
38:23
Speaker 2: conspiracy that, uh, it's kind of what Roseanne is talking
38:27
Speaker 2: about also, and it basically says that Trump is actually
38:32
Speaker 2: it's kind of the same in this yeah. Yeah, And
38:36
Speaker 2: but what they say is that Trump early in his
38:38
Speaker 2: campaign discovered that Democrats were actually tied to Russia and
38:43
Speaker 2: all this nefarious ship and that uh, he wants the
38:46
Speaker 2: Moler probe to continue, and he's just pretending to not
38:50
Speaker 2: be friends with Russia because he knows it's going to
38:52
Speaker 2: take down all of these Democrats. And what's funny about
38:57
Speaker 2: it is one of the things that they've been saying,
39:01
Speaker 2: Actually they said this would happen in November of last year,
39:04
Speaker 2: and now it's November this year. But there was this
39:07
Speaker 2: I think they called it ten Days of Darkness theory,
39:10
Speaker 2: where all of a sudden all these news outlets would
39:13
Speaker 2: just go black, and then that would be the signal
39:16
Speaker 2: and go back that obviously, and also that would be
39:21
Speaker 2: the signal that Trump was starting this counter coup against
39:25
Speaker 2: the deep state and the left who was going to
39:28
Speaker 2: try right and right now? This is this is pure spect,
39:34
Speaker 2: no one. I don't know what the fuck's going on
39:36
Speaker 2: with this, but this is an actual thing that happened.
39:39
Speaker 2: On November eighth, Mitch McConnell had a meeting with Rupert Murdoch.
39:44
Speaker 2: And since that meeting, and it was after hours at
39:47
Speaker 2: the Capitol, it was like a secret meeting, but there
39:48
Speaker 2: are pictures of him going in. Since that meeting, Fox
39:52
Speaker 2: News hasn't tweeted anything, Jill Stein hasn't tweeted anything, Wiki
39:57
Speaker 2: Leaks hasn't tweeted, The National Inquirer hasn't tweeted. Like everyone
40:01
Speaker 2: has just gone dark since that meeting.
40:05
Speaker 1: And this is recent.
40:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, like if we they'll probably break my theory now.
40:10
Speaker 2: But if you go, like as of this morning, still
40:14
Speaker 2: if you go on Fox News Twitter, because why wouldn't you.
40:19
Speaker 1: I was shocked that Fox News stood behind CNN about
40:22
Speaker 1: that uh press credential. Did you see that that they
40:25
Speaker 1: like backed him up. Well, he was fucking flabbergas.
40:28
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, and they they also yeah, see February
40:31
Speaker 2: or November eighth, last time Fox News has tweeted. And
40:35
Speaker 2: if you go look at but Matt.
40:37
Speaker 1: The pin tweet. No, okay, wow, there you go.
40:40
Speaker 2: And Matt Drudge deleted all of his tweets.
40:43
Speaker 1: Well, he only tweets one thing at a time and
40:45
Speaker 1: then he takes it down, right, isn't that his thing?
40:47
Speaker 2: But he well, he had some tweets up and he
40:49
Speaker 2: took down and one of their one of their theories
40:54
Speaker 2: if it's not this counter coup, which I think is unlikely, Yeah,
40:57
Speaker 2: I don't think it's the Pizzagate thing. But and this
41:01
Speaker 2: was on an article in an article on Daily cos
41:04
Speaker 2: Cos you pronounce that, and they're one of their and
41:08
Speaker 2: this is just speculation. What they're thinking might be happening
41:12
Speaker 2: is that Republicans in tandem with Fox News are going
41:16
Speaker 2: to abandon Trump.
41:18
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I was thinking. And that's what
41:20
Speaker 1: that article maybe think. It's like, oh, that tells me
41:22
Speaker 1: that they're getting ready for some side of like a
41:24
Speaker 1: seventeenth Amendment Pence coup, you know, right, And what I
41:28
Speaker 1: think that's the wrong amendment.
41:29
Speaker 2: But what this article speculates is that they know something's
41:34
Speaker 2: coming in that molar probe that is going to be
41:36
Speaker 2: enough to impeach Trump and probably Pence. Yeah, and if
41:40
Speaker 2: that happens in January or any time after, Democrats control
41:45
Speaker 2: the House so they get to pick the new president.
41:48
Speaker 2: But if it happens before January, Paul Ryan is our president.
41:52
Speaker 1: So that one of the look that I just put
41:54
Speaker 1: on that, well, he wouldn't. They would have they have
41:57
Speaker 1: to because he's he didn't run for reelection season as
42:01
Speaker 1: lame duck right now, right, but if he.
42:02
Speaker 2: Has the chance to become president, he probably is just
42:05
Speaker 2: going to go for that.
42:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, well even if it's just for ten days. Is
42:08
Speaker 1: a fun footnote, But I mean, like I don't know
42:10
Speaker 1: what the what the rules would be for that.
42:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure.
42:13
Speaker 1: Would it just go right down the line of succession
42:16
Speaker 1: because well then because it would be Speaker of the
42:18
Speaker 1: House than president for town and it's Jack speak, Speaker
42:22
Speaker 1: of the House would be Pelosi.
42:23
Speaker 2: At that point it was.
42:25
Speaker 1: But I don't know if if Ryan took I was
42:27
Speaker 1: on the tenth if that would change once they were
42:30
Speaker 1: well his inaugurated, the new batch of freshman congressman.
42:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well has his seat been filled.
42:36
Speaker 1: Yet when someone's won that election? I think Randy Brice lost,
42:40
Speaker 1: so yeah, but uh yeah, yeah.
42:42
Speaker 2: I don't know that. It's a who knows. I mean,
42:45
Speaker 2: it's probably just got something to do with the Mueller
42:47
Speaker 2: probe and maybe all those places are about to be indicted. Uh,
42:52
Speaker 2: it's got to burn for Jill Stein voters because she's
42:54
Speaker 2: one of the people who stopped tweeting.
42:57
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, well she's just fucking weird lost in
43:00
Speaker 1: the woods.
43:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, horseshoe theory. Eventually the fringe parts of each side
43:04
Speaker 2: start to come together. Yes, it's good times, yes, so uh,
43:09
Speaker 2: clearly John Podesta's fucking kids, clearly.
43:12
Speaker 4: The other thing I to mention is are the Clintons
43:14
Speaker 4: tied to pedophiles.
43:16
Speaker 3: A little bit?
43:17
Speaker 1: Probably if you're famous enough, you're going to accidentally know what.
43:21
Speaker 1: You know. We all have people that we were friends
43:23
Speaker 1: with that it did terrible things and nobody knows. They're like, oh,
43:25
Speaker 1: fuck that guy. Really, Like, I'm sure if you're Bill Clinton,
43:28
Speaker 1: you've hung out with some pedophiles.
43:29
Speaker 4: So one of the things that people mention is that
43:31
Speaker 4: Tony Podesta, brother to John Podesta is was a lobbyist,
43:35
Speaker 4: friends with Dennis Hastert, who's the Speaker of the House,
43:38
Speaker 4: and he was the longest running Republican Speaker of the House.
43:41
Speaker 4: And he's one of the most evil people I've ever read.
43:43
Speaker 1: About, and like third and third in line and just
43:47
Speaker 1: straight up being a pedophile.
43:48
Speaker 2: Yeah.
43:48
Speaker 4: In addition to that, just things that he did. He
43:51
Speaker 4: was one of the people who tied Iraq too al Caeda.
43:54
Speaker 4: He said after Hurricane Katrina that they should just bulldoze
43:56
Speaker 4: the city instead.
43:57
Speaker 3: Of trying to rebuild it nice. He lobbied on behalf
44:00
Speaker 3: of Turkey. He first tried to get us to say
44:02
Speaker 3: that the.
44:02
Speaker 4: Armeni genocide was a genocide, but then he backtracked and
44:05
Speaker 4: started backing Turkey and doing lobbying for them.
44:08
Speaker 2: It's reasonable.
44:09
Speaker 3: Was just campaign pork. He's the one.
44:11
Speaker 2: He was a bad dude, horrible.
44:13
Speaker 4: But one of the things the connection is that when
44:15
Speaker 4: he was in his first year of grad school, he
44:17
Speaker 4: did this People to People student Ambassador program and one
44:20
Speaker 4: of his group members was Tony Podesta and they saved
44:23
Speaker 4: friends since So that was the sixties and when he
44:26
Speaker 4: was in grad school and he was a teacher from
44:28
Speaker 4: nineteen sixty five to nineteen eighty one.
44:30
Speaker 3: This is Dennis Haster.
44:31
Speaker 4: So he met to Tony Podesta while he was a teacher,
44:35
Speaker 4: and while he was a Boy Scout volunteer for seventeen years,
44:37
Speaker 4: and while a teacher, he molested at least four of
44:40
Speaker 4: his students and sexually assaulted.
44:41
Speaker 1: The Now, unless you've got a Brady Bunch level of kids,
44:43
Speaker 1: where there's seventeen consecutive years of boys gowdery, that that
44:47
Speaker 1: is very suspicious to move right. Yeah, you volunteer for
44:49
Speaker 1: the Boy Scouts two years? Hell yeah, Yeah, there should
44:52
Speaker 1: be term limits on volunteers.
44:55
Speaker 4: Yeah, he should be grandfathered out. So he went to
44:57
Speaker 4: the grand Canon. He went to the Bahamas, which just
45:00
Speaker 4: sounds like an idealistic, a very ideal kind of tropical
45:03
Speaker 4: location for child molesting Minnesota in Utah.
45:06
Speaker 1: So nothing better than Jimmy Buffett and Pina Colade as well,
45:09
Speaker 1: you're molesting a child.
45:11
Speaker 4: You know, unless they get sunburns, then it's not as fun.
45:14
Speaker 4: But uh, Tony Badesta said of Dennis Haster, Haster was
45:17
Speaker 4: not like Clinton A ram I did not see the
45:19
Speaker 4: seed of political power. We're still friends. I knew him
45:22
Speaker 4: when he was speaker. His personality has not changed at
45:24
Speaker 4: all from nineteen sixty five to twenty thirteen. He's a decent,
45:28
Speaker 4: wonderful guy. People like and respect him. I was surprised
45:30
Speaker 4: to see him elected to Congress, but once there, I
45:33
Speaker 4: was not surprised to see him becomes bigger of the House.
45:35
Speaker 4: So Dennis Hastard spent about thirteen months in prison and
45:38
Speaker 4: had to pay about a quarter of a million for
45:39
Speaker 4: hiding his giant payouts to cover up.
45:41
Speaker 1: His crick That's it, right, that's it.
45:45
Speaker 3: Thirteen months of fifteen months center ooh justice.
45:48
Speaker 2: But it still doesn't make Tony Podesta child.
45:52
Speaker 4: But anyway, well there's that, and then there's also Jeffrey Epstein,
45:55
Speaker 4: who he talked about, who was a man who was
45:57
Speaker 4: trafficking teenager.
45:59
Speaker 2: Who pedophile.
46:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, with his egg shaped cock. So and then.
46:04
Speaker 2: Which that's probably like during the campaign, whenever anyone was like, well,
46:08
Speaker 2: why aren't they bringing up that Trump is tied to
46:10
Speaker 2: that guy, Clinton's were too cl.
46:13
Speaker 4: And then people also bring up the fact that Hillary
46:15
Speaker 4: Clinton defended a child rapist, a guy who had raped
46:18
Speaker 4: a twelve year old.
46:19
Speaker 1: Girl, but she was after Moreau and got nothing on
46:21
Speaker 1: us Jeffrey.
46:23
Speaker 4: But she was twenty seven and she was appointed to
46:26
Speaker 4: this case where she defended a child rapist and she
46:28
Speaker 4: got reduced to like malicious harassment or wrongful touching.
46:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she will bring that up to is doing
46:34
Speaker 2: her job as a twenty seven year old You're not
46:37
Speaker 2: gonna yeah, like she her job was defending criminals.
46:40
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think she's on tape in an interview
46:42
Speaker 4: in the eighties and she's laughing about the case.
46:44
Speaker 3: That's what they say is I've.
46:46
Speaker 2: Heard I've heard the tape. She's not laughing about the case.
46:49
Speaker 2: She's just it's like a nervous laugh that she lets out. Yeah,
46:52
Speaker 2: Like I love how Hillary Clinton. Like they'll take that
46:55
Speaker 2: nervous laugh on that tape or her.
46:58
Speaker 1: Reporter it's a serious object she's fucked, yeah.
47:01
Speaker 2: Or a bunch of reporters talking at once, and she
47:03
Speaker 2: looks surprised, and people are like, see she's not fit.
47:06
Speaker 4: For president, gotcha? Like that's it's nothing too. Yeah, there's
47:11
Speaker 4: clearly nothing to that.
47:12
Speaker 3: I was just saying, these.
47:13
Speaker 4: Are some of the reasons why people are like, h
47:15
Speaker 4: are these people connected to childfuckers? And then the other
47:18
Speaker 4: thing that they mentioned a lot is the kind of
47:20
Speaker 4: creepy art that Tony Podesta likes. He likes artists that
47:24
Speaker 4: often depict children in bizarre or strange or semi clothed situations.
47:30
Speaker 3: Oh, sometimes touching monster.
47:32
Speaker 1: There's a good there's a good Louis thru documentary called
47:34
Speaker 1: A Place for Pedophiles, where it's like a camp where
47:36
Speaker 1: you trying to rehabilitate them, you know. And there's this
47:39
Speaker 1: one guy who's like, I didn't realize this drawing of
47:41
Speaker 1: a ballerina could be considered evocutive. And it's just the
47:44
Speaker 1: tightest popped out boy pussy in a fucking spandex jumpsuit
47:48
Speaker 1: painting you've ever seen your legs? Like I just was
47:50
Speaker 1: appreciating the brushwork, and it's like, were you, buddy? Yeah,
47:54
Speaker 1: but you know you've messed up in your life where
47:57
Speaker 1: you have.
47:57
Speaker 4: These children touching monster arts, or children shirtless smoking, or
48:05
Speaker 4: children in underwear.
48:07
Speaker 1: A lot of art that sucks so bad.
48:10
Speaker 4: Art that's inspired by Jeffrey Dahmer torture.
48:14
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm good on this this.
48:15
Speaker 4: Oh you want to see some more. No, it is
48:17
Speaker 4: something out of your nightmares. It is so it's a
48:22
Speaker 4: bunch of weird.
48:22
Speaker 2: You can stop showing connor, I don't like, I don't.
48:26
Speaker 3: Think, I think I want to torture them a little.
48:27
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of weird half beast homoculi that are
48:30
Speaker 1: just doing weird erotic things.
48:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And he lists some of these and then
48:34
Speaker 3: other artists.
48:35
Speaker 4: There's a surveying artist woman who depicts a lot of
48:37
Speaker 4: children in underwear looking sort of drained of blood.
48:41
Speaker 3: Almost.
48:41
Speaker 1: This is the best argument for socialism there is is
48:44
Speaker 1: just men are not They cannot handle the power of
48:47
Speaker 1: governing their fellows, and when they do, you just weird
48:51
Speaker 1: mutations of the personality occur, where you start to just
48:54
Speaker 1: have these horrible like proclivities towards just weird, crass things.
48:59
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, whatever they may be, it's never good.
49:02
Speaker 2: Ton Tony Podesta doesn't have a good reputation in Washington,
49:07
Speaker 2: d C. At the moment, and hasn't for years. So
49:11
Speaker 2: it's holy possible that Tony Podesta is a fucking pedophile.
49:15
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean his brother automatically is, or that
49:19
Speaker 2: a pizza place in Washington, d C. Is running a
49:22
Speaker 2: pedophile ring, or that it emanates throughout the entire Democratic Party.
49:27
Speaker 2: That is such a crazy, fucking leap to make it is.
49:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is outrageous to think also involved in murder.
49:35
Speaker 4: That's the other thing here is that they're not just
49:36
Speaker 4: a legilistic cannibalism.
49:38
Speaker 3: Cannibalism and Satanism.
49:40
Speaker 2: It's like the Satanic panic all over again.
49:44
Speaker 4: Yeah, Satanic Pak my one of my favorite bands. It's
49:46
Speaker 4: a nice ska hardcore metal band.
49:48
Speaker 3: Oh Satanic.
49:50
Speaker 2: If I would not listen to a stop band.
49:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it is basically, uh, alleging a level of
49:57
Speaker 4: evil that not even Hitler or would blush at these
50:00
Speaker 4: kind of allegations.
50:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet Hitler would fuck a kid if he
50:04
Speaker 2: put it in front of it.
50:04
Speaker 1: Well, Hitler also blushed a lot. He was a very
50:06
Speaker 1: cheeky fella. A lot of people don't know that.
50:10
Speaker 2: So that's our episode about Pizzagate.
50:15
Speaker 4: It is really something that you can't you can't just
50:17
Speaker 4: disagree politically with people. You have to imagine that they
50:21
Speaker 4: and their free time are drinking the blood of abducted walnuts.
50:25
Speaker 1: Right and oh yeah, I forgot what walnuts worth for
50:29
Speaker 1: a second, fortunately.
50:30
Speaker 3: But yeah, it is it is whole. I see.
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Speaker 4: I thought it was outrageous that people thought that Obama
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Speaker 4: wasn't born in this country and allege that he was
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Speaker 4: some kind of alien interloper.
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Speaker 3: But this is the other This is, as they say,
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Speaker 3: a whole nother level, or.
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Speaker 2: That Bush did nine to eleven. It's like, no, Saudi
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Speaker 2: Arabia did that. Bush just asked him to.
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Speaker 1: You just watched and jacked off.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So that's our episode. I'm not sure when
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Speaker 2: this is going up because next week is Thanksgiving and
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Speaker 2: so probably the week after that. So what do we
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Speaker 2: have to plug? O?
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Speaker 1: Y fucking I'm gonna be headlining The Crow's Nest in
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Speaker 1: Santa Cruz November twenty fifth and bringing Tom Goss and
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Speaker 1: the Cold Cannon with me. So come hang out, or
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Speaker 1: better yet, let us sleep on your couch. Headline in
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Speaker 1: the rec room with Keith Carrey in Huntington Beach, December
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Speaker 1: twenty first. It Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento, January fourth and fifth,
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Speaker 1: very end of the year, the twenty seventh, of the
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Speaker 1: twenty ninth. I'm in Canada for the Windsor Comedy Festival.
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Speaker 1: I figure what that is exactly, but if you're in Canada,
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Speaker 1: I'd love to hang out and uh yeah, other shit,
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Speaker 1: just check my fucking social meds. I guess Laura.
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Speaker 4: I have nothing coming up that I really remember to plug,
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Speaker 4: but you can always check out me on Instagram at
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Speaker 4: Crawford Comic or check out the profiles on an Eccentricity podcast.
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Speaker 4: We're getting some more videos up there soon, so always
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Speaker 4: a fun time. We did a lot of stuff recently
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Speaker 4: on Purple Aci. Who's the man who squeezes muscles?
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Speaker 3: Very nice boy man?
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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a snark week. December third through the ninth,
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Speaker 1: seven Mean Boys, seven bonus episodes, seven days We're Gonna Die.
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Speaker 2: Goddamn you are Gonna die uh Patreon dot com slash
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Speaker 2: on pops. You get at least two bonus episodes of
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Speaker 2: the podcasts I host each week, usually more than that,
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Speaker 2: including bonus episodes of this podcast, baby and Uh. December
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Speaker 2: twenty ninth, I don't know exactly what we're doing, but
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Speaker 2: there's a live Unpopular Opinion podcast and New Year's Eve party.
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Speaker 2: It's not even the real New Year's Eve, so you
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Speaker 2: can come hang out with us and then go to
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Speaker 2: actual New Year's Eve two days later. That'll be nine
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Speaker 2: pm at the Hollywood Hotel, So come out to that,
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Speaker 2: and uh, I think that's it. Let's get the fuck
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Speaker 2: out of here.
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Speaker 1: Connor say goodbye bye everybody.
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Speaker 2: Laura say goodbye later, goodbye everybody.
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Speaker 3: We love you.
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Speaker 2: People of
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Speaker 4: Expre