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Three Things You NEED To KNOW · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Let's get two three things we need to know. Colin
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  Speaker 1: FuG what he got.
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  Speaker 2: Earlier.
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  Speaker 3: We talked about Taylor and Travis at the Knicks Calves game,
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  Speaker 3: but it wasn't enough to bring the Calves a luck.
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  Speaker 3: Because the New York Knicks are officially headed to the
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  Speaker 3: NBA Finals for the first time since nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 4: They pretty much dominated the Cavaliers.
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  Speaker 1: So do you know what's going on in New York
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  Speaker 1: with that?
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  Speaker 4: Do I know what it's going on?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: I did not.
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  Speaker 1: New York is partying playing Princes nineteen ninety nine over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over outside Madison Square Garden the whole
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  Speaker 1: street's Times Square nuts over there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and this one it honestly sounds made up.
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  Speaker 4: But chess boxing is blowing up funny enough.
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  Speaker 3: In New York chess boxing it's literally exactly what it
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  Speaker 3: sounds like. People alternate between rounds of boxing and speed chess.
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  Speaker 3: You can win either by knocking someone out or putting
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  Speaker 3: them in checkmate. Apparently, the wildest part is watching people
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  Speaker 3: try to calmly strategize on a chess board seconds after
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  Speaker 3: getting punched in the face.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, thank ripped my brother and I off
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  Speaker 4: because we invented karate soccer back when I was in
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  Speaker 4: grad school. You can go for the ball. You could
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  Speaker 4: kick somebody in the chest. You didn't take it far
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  Speaker 4: enough for Richard.
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  Speaker 2: It take.
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  Speaker 3: People are loving chest boxing, or at least watching it.
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  Speaker 3: There is a new trend in plastic surgery. Plastic surgeon
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  Speaker 3: say more and more people are walking into appointments with
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  Speaker 3: AI generated pictures of themselves, asking the surgeons to make
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  Speaker 3: them look exactly like the edited version of themselves.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that makes.
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  Speaker 1: Sense, Yeah, give me who Jackman's nose?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what does that even mean?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: The problem is those faces aren't physically possible in real
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  Speaker 3: life because AI creates perfectly symmetrical skin, jawlins, eyes, features
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  Speaker 3: that don't actually exist naturally. And so doctors are saying,
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  Speaker 3: it's like it's the next level of Instagram face, you know,
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  Speaker 3: when like filters started, like making everyone go in and
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  Speaker 3: more applies the surgery. But they're like, it's it's a
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  Speaker 3: really difficult end game to actually achieve. So I mean, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you can go ahead and do that, but it's not
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  Speaker 3: necessarily going to be what your face ends up looking like,
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  Speaker 3: because no matter even if your surgeon's right they're not
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  Speaker 3: all perfect exactly. Yeah, and there's limitations as to what
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  Speaker 3: they can actually do. And that's three things you need
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  Speaker 3: to know.
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  Speaker 1: So, Kyle, you saw this movie. I think it's a movie,
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  Speaker 1: Sheep Detectives. Is it a movie or Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So yesterday I was with my nephews and my kids
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  Speaker 3: and we all wanted to go see a movie and
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  Speaker 3: our plan was to go see the Mario Galaxy movie.
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  Speaker 4: But the theater and pastin it's not there anymore. So
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  Speaker 4: we were.
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  Speaker 3: Choosing between The Mandalorian and Sheep Detectives, which were the
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  Speaker 3: only two kid ish movies, and the kids picked Sheep
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  Speaker 3: Detectives and it was actually it was pretty cute, Like
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  Speaker 3: there were times in it where I'll be like, I
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  Speaker 3: wonder if the kids are interested, because it felt like
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  Speaker 3: for kids, it may be a little long.
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  Speaker 4: But afterwards they said they loved it.
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  Speaker 3: It's Hugh Jackman's movie and basically he is a like
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  Speaker 3: a sheep herder and he gets murdered and the sheeps
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  Speaker 3: actually solve the murder.
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  Speaker 1: Is a cartoon?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I've never heard of this movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's new. I think it literally just came out
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  Speaker 4: this again.
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  Speaker 3: The sheep's talk so like he has them, and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: I love these sheep. I feel like they each have
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  Speaker 3: their own personality. I sometimes I feel like they really
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  Speaker 3: understand what I'm saying. And then like he reads stories
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  Speaker 3: to them every night, like murder mystery stories, and they
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  Speaker 3: all sit down and like watch him, and then he
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  Speaker 3: goes in and then they all talk when he.
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  Speaker 4: Like he can't hear them talk, but they talk to
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  Speaker 4: each other afterwards, and then they solve the murder. They're like,
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  Speaker 4: this is just like the books he read us.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I've never heard of that before.
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  Speaker 4: I know, it was pretty cure. Was there actually emotional?
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  Speaker 4: I cried twice? Oh yeah, well I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about the reason. I actually because I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was a cartoon and I never heard of it.
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  Speaker 1: But I was thinking about the cartoons that we watch
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  Speaker 1: when we're going up and I see this comedian his
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  Speaker 1: name is Dustin Nickerson, and he talks about Looney Tunes,
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  Speaker 1: and this just hit me. Just made me think about
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  Speaker 1: the cartoons that we watch when we were kids versus
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  Speaker 1: how they are now, Like they can listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: I put on.
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  Speaker 2: Looney Tunes for my kids recently. That shows not aged. Well,
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  Speaker 2: all right, honey, let's meet this cast of characters. First off,
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  Speaker 2: we have a pig. His name's Porky, and his thing
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  Speaker 2: is he has a speech e pediment. Okay, you don't
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  Speaker 2: like that, we'll check it out. There's this mouse and
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  Speaker 2: he's Mexican. She goes, I don't get it. How's that
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  Speaker 2: funny going? How's that not funny? You heard what I said, right,
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  Speaker 2: Mexican mouse. Okay, you don't like that, we'll check it out.
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  Speaker 2: There's this skunk, She goes, what's he doing? He holds
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  Speaker 2: women against their will. Yeah, they're trying it away, but
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  Speaker 2: they won't let him. Ah, and all the other characters.
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  Speaker 2: What they're doing is they're trying to kill one another.
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  Speaker 2: You know how in your shows they're old friends. They're
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  Speaker 2: not a these one. They're trying to murder one another.
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  Speaker 2: There's this coyotes.
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  Speaker 4: Wants to kill this bird.
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  Speaker 2: There's who wants to kill this other bird. Both that
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  Speaker 2: cad and that bird also have speech impediments.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, if.
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  Speaker 2: You don't like any of that, here comes the headliner,
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  Speaker 2: the main character you're ready to see. There's this bunny
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  Speaker 2: and there's this hunter who you guessed it also has
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  Speaker 2: a speechment, and this hunter wants to kill the bunny
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  Speaker 2: except for when the bunny puts on women's clothes, and
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  Speaker 2: now he does not want to kill the buddy. No,
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  Speaker 2: he is sexually attracted to the bunny. Do you want
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  Speaker 2: to turn on Bluie and learn about empathy?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's do that.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa man, They don't make commercial lord cartoons like that anymore.