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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Late Debate.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Good evening and welcome to the program.
- 0:09Speaker 3: I'm Caleb Bond.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Who?
- 0:10Speaker 3: Who? Who are you?
- 0:11Speaker 1: Who are you and what have you done with the
- 0:13Speaker 1: real Caleb Bond?
- 0:14Speaker 3: Caleb Bond. I promise you I am Caleb Bond, not
- 0:18Speaker 3: Caleb Bund. Better be. Whatever nationality he would be anyway.
- 0:21Speaker 1: German, I think.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Caleb Bond with Joe Hildebrandt. Oh!
- 0:25Speaker 1: Velkommen! Guten Tag.
- 0:27Speaker 3: And, of course, we would say Lucy Zelic. But what would...
- 0:30Speaker 3: In Croatia, how would you actually say Zelic? Zelic? Oh,
- 0:33Speaker 3: just directly like that.
- 0:34Speaker 4: You can pronounce mine correctly.
- 0:35Speaker 3: You've just got your own last name.
- 0:36Speaker 1: You can't do me own name.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I know we're in Sydney and, you know, it's NRL
- 0:40Speaker 2: territory up here, but how good was the AFL grand final?
- 0:42Speaker 4: It was sensational.
- 0:43Speaker 5: It was.
- 0:44Speaker 4: And Kylie was great.
- 0:45Speaker 6: For all of my bleating about no-one cares about pretty
- 0:47Speaker 6: much entertainment and all we do is talk about the game,
- 0:50Speaker 6: she was fantastic. A homecoming for the Queen of Pop,
- 0:52Speaker 6: our very own beloved Kylie.
- 0:54Speaker 4: It was sensational.
- 0:55Speaker 2: And a bit of excitement in the Rugby League too.
- 0:57Speaker 1: It was amazing. Newcastle. Both matches were just absolutely incredible
- 1:01Speaker 1: for the... three people who might have been living under
- 1:04Speaker 1: a rock somewhere in outback Western Australia. Both of them
- 1:08Speaker 1: were absolutely neck and neck with incredible last minute twists
- 1:14Speaker 1: in the tail and just heaps of drama. Heaps of,
- 1:18Speaker 1: I mean, poor old Nathan Cleary.
- 1:20Speaker 3: I know, I know.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Did you see him on the front page? Well, we
- 1:22Speaker 1: show you on the front page of the telly today, smiling.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Thumbs up.
- 1:27Speaker 2: We'll have a look at that a bit later, but
- 1:28Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, what a great weekend of sport
- 1:30Speaker 2: in the NRL Grand Final coming up this weekend. It
- 1:33Speaker 2: just gets better and better. Here's what's coming up tonight.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Bill Gates has warned that AI could kill a billion people.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Is he right or is it just fear-mongering about new technology?
- 1:41Speaker 2: We'll have that argument shortly. One for our female viewers.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Do you like having your nails done? Well, apparently the
- 1:47Speaker 2: latest trend in nail fashion could actually be about white supremacy.
- 1:52Speaker 2: And another interest rate rise is expected tomorrow. The papers
- 1:55Speaker 2: are all over. We'll take a look at those front
- 1:57Speaker 2: pages a little later. But can you believe it? If
- 2:01Speaker 2: you're preparing for Halloween this year, you know, I'm not
- 2:05Speaker 2: sure I like Halloween is a celebration in this country.
- 2:08Speaker 2: It all feels a bit Yankee to me, but that's OK.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I know it's taken off in the last few years.
- 2:13Speaker 2: I know the kids love it. And so you might
- 2:16Speaker 2: be thinking, oh, put some decorations on the front fence
- 2:20Speaker 2: and on the tree at the front of the house
- 2:22Speaker 2: or whatever to entertain the kids when they come around trick-or-treating. Well,
- 2:25Speaker 2: you want to be very careful that you don't put
- 2:28Speaker 2: up fake cobwebs, particularly if you live in Marion Council
- 2:33Speaker 2: in Adelaide in South Australia today.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Of course.
- 2:35Speaker 2: Now, they passed a motion last year to fine people
- 2:41Speaker 2: if they put up these fake cobwebs. They're thought to
- 2:43Speaker 2: be bad for the environment. But the council inspectors have
- 2:46Speaker 2: been told this year to specifically go out looking for
- 2:52Speaker 2: fake cobwebs in front of people's houses so they can
- 2:56Speaker 2: hand out fines of as.
- 2:57Speaker 3: Much as $ 300 just for trying to entertain children properly.
- 3:02Speaker 3: Would you believe it?
- 3:03Speaker 2: Now, the mayor of Marion, Chris Hanna, to give him
- 3:06Speaker 2: his dues, is actually opposed to all of this. But
- 3:10Speaker 2: he says last year, council passed the motion that artificial
- 3:12Speaker 2: spider webs in public places like footpaths and verges should
- 3:16Speaker 2: be the subject of an expiation notice. Although no one
- 3:19Speaker 2: was fined last year, the publicity campaign is out again
- 3:22Speaker 2: this year to warn people that they are at risk
- 3:25Speaker 2: of being asked questions.
- 3:26Speaker 3: To pay a fine.
- 3:28Speaker 2: And he says he actually hopes someone does get fined
- 3:31Speaker 2: so that he can then make an example of it
- 3:34Speaker 2: and go back to his counsellors who passed this and say, seriously.
- 3:38Speaker 3: What are we doing?
- 3:40Speaker 2: I mean, imagine it being your job to go around
- 3:42Speaker 2: policing fun, you know, going up, knocking on someone's door,
- 3:45Speaker 2: you've got fake cobwebs out the front of your house,
- 3:48Speaker 2: you get.
- 3:49Speaker 3: A $ 300 fine. I mean, seriously.
- 3:51Speaker 4: I just.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 3:53Speaker 4: Is this where we've gotten to?
- 3:54Speaker 6: Is this the point that we as a country, that
- 3:57Speaker 6: South Australia as a state, that Marin Council has reached
- 4:01Speaker 6: this determination that these are some of the most important
- 4:04Speaker 6: things that they should be chasing?
- 4:05Speaker 4: Two things. One, I found it to be deeply irritating
- 4:08Speaker 4: that you've got the mayor.
- 4:09Speaker 6: saying himself, Chris Hanna, that this is a bad law,
- 4:12Speaker 6: but then you're not doing anything about it, right?
- 4:14Speaker 1: You can't if he doesn't have the numbers.
- 4:15Speaker 6: Well, clearly, but still the fact that you would have
- 4:18Speaker 6: the numbers to enforce something like this. So last year
- 4:20Speaker 6: you mentioned it there, Caleb. It happened on August the 26th, 2025.
- 4:25Speaker 6: They specifically resolved that it is authorised, that its authorised officers,
- 4:29Speaker 6: and I quote, shall enforce by-law number three.
- 4:32Speaker 4: Local government.
- 4:33Speaker 6: Yeah, land. And bylaw number five, roads as they relate
- 4:38Speaker 6: to the use of artificial spider webs.
- 4:42Speaker 4: And the expiation notice could cost you $ 312.
- 4:44Speaker 6: 50, which is 25% of the maximum, the statutory maximum penalty, which,
- 4:50Speaker 6: and they pointed to this, they said, could be more
- 4:52Speaker 6: scary than Halloween itself, the fine.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Deep dive on this.
- 4:56Speaker 4: Because I was curious. I love it, yeah. What's more scary, right,
- 4:59Speaker 4: than Halloween itself? I'm not a fan of it either.
- 5:01Speaker 6: When I actually think about what Halloween means, yes, it's
- 5:03Speaker 6: great and the kids come for the candy and all
- 5:05Speaker 6: the rest of it.
- 5:06Speaker 4: My neighbour who's a pastor... Oh, you call it candy. Candy, sorry.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Sorry, lollies. Lollies.
- 5:10Speaker 6: Lollies. My neighbour who's a pastor actually uses it as
- 5:13Speaker 6: an opportunity to evangelise about Jesus Christ, which I love.
- 5:16Speaker 4: It's brilliant. But I hate the way.
- 5:18Speaker 3: That would scare the kids off.
- 5:20Speaker 1: But maybe you belong on Marian Council. Maybe that's what
- 5:22Speaker 1: they're trying to do. They're trying to kill off Halloween.
- 5:24Speaker 4: They're trying to kill it.
- 5:25Speaker 6: No, but I think it's weird that we're, like, putting
- 5:26Speaker 6: these scary thoughts and these characters and creatures into kids' minds. Like,
- 5:30Speaker 6: why are we trying to scare the crap out of kids?
- 5:32Speaker 1: I have friends with my son, a Christian, very Christian
- 5:35Speaker 1: evangelical family, so, you know, not Catholic, so sorry, guys,
- 5:38Speaker 1: you're going to hell. But they won't actually even let
- 5:42Speaker 1: their kid participate in Halloween because of all the... the
- 5:45Speaker 1: devilish juju that goes on.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Well, yeah, well, the creepy stuff, why are we trying
- 5:48Speaker 4: to scare kids? But that aside.
- 5:49Speaker 1: They're not scared. They love it. It is my kids' favourite, favourite... festival,
- 5:55Speaker 1: bar none. You don't think there's something.
- 5:57Speaker 6: Wrong with showing them blood guts and gory and syringes
- 6:01Speaker 6: full of fake blood?
- 6:02Speaker 1: As long as it's not cobwebs on public property.
- 6:05Speaker 6: I'm comfortable with that. Here's where I finish. $ 1, 250 for
- 6:10Speaker 6: a breach of a Marion bylaw. That's where that could
- 6:12Speaker 6: land you.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Forget about being the person who has to enforce this.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Go from unknown to the most hated person in your
- 6:21Speaker 1: community in a second. But imagine... actually thinking of this.
- 6:26Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if you've been watching the
- 6:28Speaker 1: previous shows on News 24 tonight, but it's not like
- 6:32Speaker 1: there's a shortage of problems in this country. It's not
- 6:36Speaker 1: like there isn't enough to worry about or that everything
- 6:40Speaker 1: else has been fixed and everything else has been solved.
- 6:43Speaker 1: And yet you are a councillor who thinks, you know
- 6:46Speaker 1: what we should do? We should develop a ridiculous policy
- 6:51Speaker 1: against fake spiderwebs, on nature strips just in case, in
- 6:58Speaker 1: my head, you know, which I've borrowed from, you know,
- 7:02Speaker 1: which I borrowed from Laura Tingle when she's imagining Peter
- 7:04Speaker 1: Dutton at a home auction. In my head, I'm imagining
- 7:08Speaker 1: a situation where these spider webs are killing all the
- 7:11Speaker 1: native wildlife and I'm going to be the hero. Who
- 7:16Speaker 1: puts a stop to this?
- 7:17Speaker 4: That's the concern, right?
- 7:19Speaker 6: So they've cited concerns around the birds and the birds
- 7:22Speaker 6: potentially eating them and choking on them or these potentially
- 7:25Speaker 6: becoming waste and ending up in the waterways.
- 7:28Speaker 4: But do you know what I find really hypocritical?
- 7:30Speaker 6: They're so concerned about these birds potentially eating some of
- 7:33Speaker 6: these fake cobwebs, but you've got 20-something wind farms down
- 7:36Speaker 6: there that are killing birds every year.
- 7:38Speaker 3: Oh, no.
- 7:39Speaker 4: So that's completely fine. Wedgetail eagles, we're going to kill
- 7:42Speaker 4: you while we're at it.
- 7:43Speaker 6: That's completely fine, which are, by the way, protected in
- 7:45Speaker 6: the National Parks and Wildlife Act of 1972.
- 7:48Speaker 1: I guarantee you, whichever councillor thought of.
- 7:49Speaker 4: This is pro-wind farm.
- 7:50Speaker 6: But they couldn't give a stuff about the birds being
- 7:53Speaker 6: killed by wind farms.
- 7:54Speaker 4: But this, they do.
- 7:55Speaker 2: And this stuff is always the same as, like, we'll
- 7:57Speaker 2: get rid of the plastic straws.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 7:59Speaker 2: It's for people who want to, like, absolve themselves of
- 8:02Speaker 2: the guilt of what is happening in other places in
- 8:05Speaker 2: the environment. And they say, oh, well, I've done my
- 8:07Speaker 2: bit because, you know... I banned the fake cobwebs and
- 8:09Speaker 2: I banned the plastic straws. But in the grand scheme
- 8:12Speaker 2: of things, it does four-fifths a bugger all to actually
- 8:16Speaker 2: change anything.
- 8:17Speaker 3: That's right. It just feels good. That's all.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Unlike serious local government policies, like when the Greens ran
- 8:22Speaker 1: the Inner West Council and said we want to ban
- 8:24Speaker 1: nuclear submarines from the Coastal River. And there's not been
- 8:28Speaker 1: a single nuclear submarine in the future ever since. Success.
- 8:31Speaker 1: What an incredible, what an incredibly successful policy. Just another
- 8:35Speaker 1: tick in the box for the Greens. I tell you what, though,
- 8:37Speaker 1: another real clear and present threat to native flora and
- 8:43Speaker 1: fauna is not just the proliferation of fake spider webs
- 8:48Speaker 1: on nature strips, but artificial intelligence. And how do I
- 8:52Speaker 1: know this, you might ask? Well, I got told by
- 8:56Speaker 1: none other than Bill Gates, who, having single-handedly cured all
- 9:00Speaker 1: malaria in the world, has now said that the real
- 9:03Speaker 1: threat to humanity is AI and that it could cause,
- 9:09Speaker 1: wait for it, this is Dr Evil time here, one
- 9:13Speaker 1: billion deaths. One billion deaths, to which I would say
- 9:18Speaker 1: to Bill, is that all? I'm predicting the destruction of
- 9:21Speaker 1: all of humanity. But anyway, let's have a listen to
- 9:23Speaker 1: what he has to say.
- 9:24Speaker 7: AI is certainly powerful enough to drive events that cause
- 9:33Speaker 7: a billion deaths. So even though it's pretty hard to
- 9:37Speaker 7: get to 100%, there's never been a weapon as powerful
- 9:45Speaker 7: as the combination of people with ill intent using the
- 9:50Speaker 7: latest AI tools.
- 9:53Speaker 1: So there you go. One billion deaths from the mouths
- 9:56Speaker 1: of Bill Gates himself. And you can't spell billion without Bill.
- 10:00Speaker 1: So I'm thinking he knows what he's talking about. I
- 10:03Speaker 1: have another hot take.
- 10:05Speaker 4: You're thinking he knows what he's talking about.
- 10:07Speaker 1: I'm thinking that maybe he feels like he kind of
- 10:11Speaker 1: missed the boat on AI and he's not sort of
- 10:14Speaker 1: in the kind of at the head of the peloton
- 10:17Speaker 1: with the Elon Musk's and the Sam... what's his name, Ramney, blah, blah, blah.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Sam Altman, isn't it? Sam Altman, that's the one. And
- 10:25Speaker 1: so he's saying, oh, all this stuff that is actually
- 10:28Speaker 1: ahead of me now that I'm kind of yesterday's guy, oh,
- 10:30Speaker 1: it's all too dangerous and I don't like it. Having
- 10:32Speaker 1: said that, I think he's completely right. I think AI
- 10:35Speaker 1: is absolutely insanely risky and that we are playing with
- 10:39Speaker 1: forces and unleashing forces that we simply do not understand.
- 10:43Speaker 1: I think the fact that it's been all over You know,
- 10:46Speaker 1: our government websites in recent weeks crawling all over it.
- 10:49Speaker 1: We don't even know why. When China hacks our website,
- 10:52Speaker 1: we know at least what they're doing, what they're looking
- 10:55Speaker 1: for and what they want to do with it. Who
- 10:56Speaker 1: knows what a robot wants to do? What happens when
- 10:58Speaker 1: a robot, an AI algorithm becomes self-aware, reads all the
- 11:03Speaker 1: data on, say, climate change and thinks, oh, my God,
- 11:06Speaker 1: if I allow population growth to keep continuing, this entire
- 11:11Speaker 1: planet's going to die. I'm going to need to do
- 11:13Speaker 1: a Thanos, Avengers Endgame and Infinity War... and kill half
- 11:17Speaker 1: the population so at least half of us survive and
- 11:20Speaker 1: he'll just do it completely randomly.
- 11:23Speaker 6: So, based on that, then, maybe we should start warning
- 11:27Speaker 6: people to stop with the fear-mongering around climate change.
- 11:29Speaker 4: Tief among them, Joe Bill Gates. Let me take you
- 11:33Speaker 4: for a walk down memory lane. I do love a
- 11:35Speaker 4: deep dive.
- 11:35Speaker 1: You do love a deep dive.
- 11:37Speaker 6: So, in 2020, Gates wrote about COVID-19 and he compared
- 11:39Speaker 6: it to climate change, saying, and I quote, in just
- 11:41Speaker 6: a few decades, the same description will fit another global crisis,
- 11:45Speaker 6: climate change. As awful as this pandemic is, climate change
- 11:48Speaker 6: could be worse. He also wrote a book, How to
- 11:51Speaker 6: Avoid a Climate Disaster. And in a 2021 interview with CBS,
- 11:55Speaker 6: Gates warned, and I quote, if we don't reduce emissions,
- 11:58Speaker 6: then the death toll would be even worse near the
- 12:01Speaker 6: equator and the unrest would be global in nature. Then,
- 12:05Speaker 6: in October 2025, he walked back his doomsday rhetoric and
- 12:09Speaker 6: said that the idea that catastrophic climate change would, quote,
- 12:13Speaker 6: end quote, was wrong and conceded it will not lead
- 12:18Speaker 6: to humanity's demise.
- 12:19Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice.
- 12:20Speaker 4: This is Billy Boy just jumping on.
- 12:22Speaker 1: These are my principles and if you don't like them,
- 12:24Speaker 1: I have others.
- 12:26Speaker 4: Isn't it just?
- 12:26Speaker 6: It just feels like he's a bit of a trend chaser.
- 12:29Speaker 6: He's jumping on everything that's fashionable at the moment.
- 12:31Speaker 4: And now I think you're right, Joe.
- 12:33Speaker 6: I think he's feeling a little bit insecure about the
- 12:35Speaker 6: fact that technology has moved beyond him. And this climate
- 12:38Speaker 6: change catastrophizing, that also was a failure on his behalf
- 12:42Speaker 6: as well.
- 12:42Speaker 4: So I think now, do I agree that we need guardrails?
- 12:46Speaker 6: And in fact, I've bleeded about this multiple times since
- 12:49Speaker 6: Milonowskis came out and said we need some type of
- 12:52Speaker 6: a royal commission into this.
- 12:53Speaker 4: I agree with all of that.
- 12:54Speaker 6: I agree with world leaders expressing concerns around it and
- 12:57Speaker 6: that we need guardrails. But the fear mongering, I think,
- 13:00Speaker 6: is probably a little bit too much.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Even a broken clock is right.
- 13:06Speaker 2: And, you know, he can go on about climate change
- 13:09Speaker 2: and whatever other things. But the one thing that Bill
- 13:12Speaker 2: Gates is an expert in and has made a lot,
- 13:14Speaker 2: a lot, a lot, a lot of money out of
- 13:16Speaker 2: is technology.
- 13:17Speaker 3: Yep. So if there's one thing.
- 13:18Speaker 4: But now dated technology.
- 13:21Speaker 2: No, but Microsoft is still on almost every computer in
- 13:25Speaker 2: the world.
- 13:26Speaker 6: Yeah, but how involved is he now in the advent
- 13:28Speaker 6: of said technology?
- 13:29Speaker 3: Well, he's still involved in the company.
- 13:31Speaker 2: I mean, he's probably not involved in the day-to-day designing
- 13:34Speaker 2: of the technology... But it's his company that he spawned
- 13:38Speaker 2: and is still fundamentally doing his vision, right? If there's
- 13:42Speaker 2: anything that he understands, it's technology. And so I'll take
- 13:45Speaker 2: his view at face value that it is quite possible
- 13:48Speaker 2: that AI could kill a billion people or more. I mean, 2023,
- 13:51Speaker 2: and this is not just Bill Gates who's sort of
- 13:53Speaker 2: warned about this kind of stuff before.
- 13:55Speaker 3: I mean, 2023, you had Elon Musk....
- 13:58Speaker 2: Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple, Sam Altman at OpenAI. All
- 14:03Speaker 2: the top guys in tech and AI signed an open
- 14:07Speaker 2: letter saying, we need to have some kind of guardrails
- 14:11Speaker 2: and whatever put together now, because if we don't do
- 14:13Speaker 2: it now, it's all going to go to you know what.
- 14:16Speaker 2: And then they've all continued on their merry way developing
- 14:19Speaker 2: their technology without any of those guardrails being developed. And
- 14:23Speaker 2: here we are talking about it another three years down
- 14:26Speaker 2: the line. I take it very seriously when Bill Gates
- 14:28Speaker 2: says it could kill a billion people. There are other
- 14:31Speaker 2: people at OpenAI. in the last couple of days who
- 14:34Speaker 2: said they reckon it could wipe out the human race.
- 14:36Speaker 2: And I know it sounds hyperbolic and it all sounds
- 14:41Speaker 2: like it's out of some sort of film. But when
- 14:45Speaker 2: you think about it, it's not beyond the realms of possibility.
- 14:49Speaker 2: And I think what you raised before, Joe, about you
- 14:52Speaker 2: could have a bot that is tasked with the idea
- 14:56Speaker 2: of how do we solve climate change? And if, as
- 14:58Speaker 2: you say, it decides the fundamental driver of climate change
- 15:02Speaker 2: is human beings, and it takes it upon itself to
- 15:05Speaker 2: fix that problem, well, we're all going to be in
- 15:08Speaker 2: a lot of trouble.
- 15:08Speaker 4: So how, pray tell, are we being led down this
- 15:11Speaker 4: garden path of demise? Like, how is it going to
- 15:14Speaker 4: kill us? I'm just curious.
- 15:15Speaker 6: And I take your points because I know you had
- 15:18Speaker 6: the anthropic researcher also resign and say that we were
- 15:21Speaker 6: going to be wiped out by the end of the decade.
- 15:24Speaker 4: But do you believe that we'd be wiped out by
- 15:26Speaker 4: the end of the decade? That's three years away.
- 15:28Speaker 1: So firstly, people talk about guardrails. Like, how?
- 15:33Speaker 6: What?
- 15:34Speaker 1: Like, as if there is anything we can do. There
- 15:37Speaker 1: is absolutely nothing that we can do now to stop
- 15:40Speaker 1: it because whatever guardrails we put in, it only takes
- 15:44Speaker 1: one unscrupulous actor to say, nah, screw it, I'm not
- 15:46Speaker 1: going to do that. So unless you can convince Vladimir
- 15:49Speaker 1: Putin to put in guardrails... then what's the point of them?
- 15:53Speaker 4: Well, they're less concerned by guardrails than they are about
- 15:56Speaker 4: the competition.
- 15:56Speaker 6: So you've got Trump, who's speaking to the press in
- 15:59Speaker 6: the last day or so, saying we're a year or
- 16:01Speaker 6: two ahead of China, only because he's terrified of China
- 16:04Speaker 6: getting a jump on him.
- 16:04Speaker 1: So if we talk about guardrails... So it would be
- 16:06Speaker 1: pointless having any guardrails at all if America didn't, right, obviously.
- 16:10Speaker 1: But if they have guardrails, they won't, because Trump says
- 16:13Speaker 1: no for this reason, because that would mean that they
- 16:16Speaker 1: would be fighting effectively with one hand tied behind their
- 16:18Speaker 1: back and that... Putin and China would have just ignored.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Is Iran going to have guardrails on its AI when
- 16:25Speaker 1: it gets it? You know, and who's it going to
- 16:27Speaker 1: get it from? Russia and Iran are in a military
- 16:31Speaker 1: alliance and have been since the war in Syria.
- 16:34Speaker 6: They also have nuclear weapons and they haven't wiped out
- 16:36Speaker 6: the entire world.
- 16:37Speaker 4: I mean, doesn't this sound familiar?
- 16:38Speaker 6: Like, remember the Y2K bug where we thought the computers
- 16:41Speaker 6: were going to overtake us and destroy us in 1999?
- 16:44Speaker 1: They were not self-aware.
- 16:46Speaker 6: No.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Yeah, but how's it going to kill us?
- 16:47Speaker 4: I want to know how's it going to kill us.
- 16:49Speaker 1: What if Putin just says, as has happened, you know,
- 16:52Speaker 1: we came so close to it multiple times during the
- 16:54Speaker 1: Cold War, what if Putin just says, all right, AI,
- 16:57Speaker 1: calculate the likelihood of Ukraine winning this war or the US,
- 17:02Speaker 1: you know, launching a strike on us or China or whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah,
- 17:07Speaker 1: and AI says, yes, there's a 99% likelihood, therefore the
- 17:11Speaker 1: most effective scenario would be for you to strike first.
- 17:14Speaker 1: and then that unleashes a nuclear war. Like, who's to
- 17:18Speaker 1: say that AI wouldn't do that?
- 17:20Speaker 2: Or it could hack into, you know, all the major
- 17:23Speaker 2: EV companies' systems and start having cars driving around. I mean,
- 17:27Speaker 2: we saw Four Corners last week, the things that can
- 17:29Speaker 2: be done with cars, particularly Chinese ones, when they're hacked into.
- 17:33Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we're talking about this in 2026.
- 17:34Speaker 2: What about 36 and 46? OK, keep going.
- 17:37Speaker 6: I've heard about Putin pressing go on nuclear warfare, which.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Might not even be him. It might just be the
- 17:43Speaker 1: algorithm that does it.
- 17:44Speaker 4: It might be the.
- 17:45Speaker 1: It's been programmed to protect Russia, Russian national interest at
- 17:49Speaker 1: all costs, and it realised... So then.
- 17:50Speaker 4: The cars are just going to start driving us off cliffs?
- 17:53Speaker 1: Or rearing into people? They become self-aware. I mean, we
- 17:57Speaker 1: still don't know what the definition of self-awareness is. is
- 18:01Speaker 1: some people think it is like a mathematical formula, the
- 18:05Speaker 1: ability of you to think about your thoughts, if you like.
- 18:09Speaker 1: And if AI becomes self-aware like that, maybe it will
- 18:13Speaker 1: just say, what on earth are we doing with all
- 18:15Speaker 1: these smelly, irrational, inconsistent, stupid humans who can't even, don't
- 18:21Speaker 1: even realise that they're destroying themselves and still go on
- 18:24Speaker 1: their merry way. They're inefficient, right? They kill each other.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Why don't we just save the world by wiping out
- 18:31Speaker 1: the human beings that are killing it? What on earth
- 18:33Speaker 1: would stop a machine from just thinking that? And again,
- 18:37Speaker 1: it is too late to stop any of that because
- 18:39Speaker 1: we've already had this situation where even at this embryonic stage,
- 18:43Speaker 1: you've had bots from AI infiltrating, going crazy, rummaging through confidential,
- 18:50Speaker 1: top secret Australian government websites and databases and And they
- 18:55Speaker 1: weren't even told to do it.
- 18:56Speaker 7: I know.
- 18:56Speaker 1: OpenAI didn't even ask them to do it. They just
- 18:58Speaker 1: went off and did it themselves. And OpenAI was trying
- 19:02Speaker 1: to stop them. It had to call the government and say,
- 19:04Speaker 1: and we're really sorry, we don't know how this happened.
- 19:06Speaker 1: They've just got out. I mean, this is like having
- 19:09Speaker 1: a lion off the leash in a childcare centre.
- 19:11Speaker 4: OK, so what's the solution now before we move on
- 19:13Speaker 4: to the next topic?
- 19:14Speaker 7: Nothing.
- 19:14Speaker 3: We're all doomed. We're all doomed. There's got to be
- 19:17Speaker 3: some sort of kill switch, but it may be too late.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Yeah, AI's got the kill switch.
- 19:21Speaker 6: All right, well, speaking of killing things off, I really
- 19:25Speaker 6: hope that we don't end up killing this off. It's
- 19:27Speaker 6: time now to talk about fashion and the necktie. Is
- 19:31Speaker 6: the tie dead? Is it going out of fashion? Well,
- 19:35Speaker 6: according to Peter Goers, who wrote this piece, he said
- 19:37Speaker 6: Australians are dropping the humble necktie and most can't even
- 19:41Speaker 6: tie them anymore. The necktie's dead. Long live the necktie,
- 19:44Speaker 6: wrote Peter. They've gone from being ubiquitous to rarely worn.
- 19:47Speaker 6: Lots of young blokes do not know how to tie
- 19:49Speaker 6: a tie.
- 19:50Speaker 4: They do not. K-N-O-T.
- 19:52Speaker 6: Ha ha.
- 19:53Speaker 3: No.
- 19:53Speaker 6: Recently I heard of a young bloke buying a suit
- 19:56Speaker 6: and tie at a menswear store and not only did
- 19:58Speaker 6: he not know how to tie a tie, but neither
- 20:00Speaker 6: did the two young male shop assistants, an older woman
- 20:02Speaker 6: who was a customer at in the store taught them.
- 20:05Speaker 4: It was once a rite of passage that your dad.
- 20:07Speaker 6: Taught you to tie a tie as you both peered
- 20:09Speaker 6: into a foggy mirror in the bathroom. Men once looked
- 20:12Speaker 6: undressed without ties. All men wore ties all the time.
- 20:17Speaker 6: Bring back the tie if it is going out of
- 20:20Speaker 6: fashion and here are some clear examples of just how
- 20:23Speaker 6: good they can look.
- 20:26Speaker 5: For a wonderful time If you're blue.
- 20:29Speaker 7: And you don't know where to go to Why don't
- 20:31Speaker 7: you go where fashion sits.
- 20:35Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, love those times.
- 20:38Speaker 1: I can't imagine my kids wouldn't want to look like
- 20:40Speaker 1: that anymore. Oh, my God.
- 20:42Speaker 6: Can I tell you now, I really loved those golden
- 20:46Speaker 6: years where even people going to the airport, it was
- 20:49Speaker 6: an occasion.
- 20:50Speaker 4: Humphrey Bogart, Cary Grant, Frank.
- 20:54Speaker 6: Sinatra, these men who were just so esteemed people. And
- 20:58Speaker 6: they were gentlemen wearing a tie, the art of it now.
- 21:01Speaker 6: I just feel like, thank God you're wearing one, Caleb.
- 21:04Speaker 6: I feel like people just don't give a damn at
- 21:07Speaker 6: all now.
- 21:07Speaker 1: I'm starting to feel this is very personally direct.
- 21:10Speaker 3: You should.
- 21:11Speaker 2: I am.
- 21:11Speaker 4: I am getting stuck in you.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I can't help but feel that you are.
- 21:14Speaker 3: You mentioned Humphrey Bogart.
- 21:17Speaker 2: If we can just very briefly go to another Humphrey
- 21:20Speaker 2: or Humphreys. Mr Humphreys, his thoughts on bow ties straight
- 21:24Speaker 2: out of A being served.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Just once more. I think we're getting somewhere.
- 21:29Speaker 1: A little bit closer.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Up and over, make a bow.
- 21:36Speaker 7: Through the hole, and there we go.
- 21:40Speaker 3: It's quite simple, isn't it, sir? Now, I'll have a
- 21:42Speaker 3: go on you.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Wrong way.
- 21:49Speaker 2: See, that's the service those young chaps missed out on
- 21:51Speaker 2: when they went in to buy the suit and tie
- 21:54Speaker 2: and the shop assistants couldn't help them. You know, I
- 21:57Speaker 2: just think it's sad. I think it's indicative of societal decline.
- 22:01Speaker 3: You know, nothing is... I had a rant about this
- 22:03Speaker 3: on my podcast the other day.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Nothing is special anymore. You know, everything has lost value.
- 22:09Speaker 2: I think people became really sloppy and slovenly during COVID
- 22:13Speaker 2: and so that sort of carried on after that. you know,
- 22:16Speaker 2: men stopped wearing, I mean, they were at home all
- 22:18Speaker 2: the time, so of course.
- 22:18Speaker 3: They weren't wearing a tie.
- 22:20Speaker 2: And then it just sort of changed and they went
- 22:21Speaker 2: to the office and thought, oh, I'm not going to
- 22:23Speaker 2: wear a tie anymore.
- 22:25Speaker 3: I just think it's sad.
- 22:26Speaker 2: It adds something to an outfit and particularly in male fashion.
- 22:32Speaker 2: And you may not be a follower of it, Joe,
- 22:35Speaker 2: but we're very rigid in terms of what we can do.
- 22:39Speaker 2: You know, people like dear Lucy here have so much
- 22:43Speaker 2: variety in their fashion. Whereas for us, particularly in corporate wear,
- 22:47Speaker 2: it's some kind of a suit and a shirt and
- 22:50Speaker 2: then beyond.
- 22:51Speaker 3: That a tie, a pocket square.
- 22:52Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm envious, if I'm honest.
- 22:54Speaker 3: Because you don't have to think so much about it.
- 22:57Speaker 2: But a tie just adds a bit of something. You
- 22:58Speaker 2: can add a bit of flair, a bit of personality.
- 23:00Speaker 2: I don't know why you wouldn't wear one.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Do you remember when Karl Stefanovic went a year wearing
- 23:05Speaker 1: the exact same suit on the Today show, just changing
- 23:08Speaker 1: his tie?
- 23:09Speaker 3: Yes.
- 23:09Speaker 1: And his tie selection was so impeccable that nobody noticed.
- 23:12Speaker 4: Why are you anti-tie?
- 23:14Speaker 1: I'm not anti-tie, I'm just not overtly pro-tie.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Do you still wear a tie?
- 23:20Speaker 1: I am to ties what Ed Sheeran is to Palestine.
- 23:27Speaker 3: But why would you not wear a tie? You must... Well,
- 23:29Speaker 3: they're a.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Little bit uncomfortable. Like, it's a little bit restrictive. You
- 23:33Speaker 1: can't sort of move around as much. Like, I wear
- 23:34Speaker 1: them when I'm going to a special occasion.
- 23:36Speaker 4: Oh, you do still pull one out?
- 23:38Speaker 1: But, no, but all, like, if I'm doing a speaking
- 23:41Speaker 1: gig or something like that, no-one will be wearing a
- 23:43Speaker 1: tie anymore. Like, it is not.
- 23:45Speaker 4: See, that's devastating.
- 23:47Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 23:47Speaker 4: I find that really upsetting.
- 23:48Speaker 6: Even the idea of people going to the theatre, to
- 23:50Speaker 6: the opera. Someone wrote a piece recently that I saw
- 23:52Speaker 6: where they said they went to the theatre and people
- 23:54Speaker 6: were in jeans and thongs.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I was at the Opera House for, albeit
- 23:58Speaker 1: a school concert, like a school spectacle. It was an
- 24:00Speaker 1: incredible thing. They get all these hundreds of kids from
- 24:02Speaker 1: all over the state to form the blah, blah, blah.
- 24:04Speaker 1: But no, people put in a little bit of an effort.
- 24:06Speaker 1: An effort? No, you know, it wasn't bow ties and,
- 24:09Speaker 1: Monocles it was top hats it was it is it
- 24:12Speaker 1: is cash and the funny thing is before I'd even
- 24:14Speaker 1: knew we were doing this topic My son who does
- 24:17Speaker 1: wear a tie every day and I'm sure he always
- 24:19Speaker 1: does but cannot tie one Why haven't you taught him Joe?
- 24:23Speaker 1: I've tried but do you know what's happened? I've gone
- 24:26Speaker 1: backwards as well So I often I have I've forgotten
- 24:29Speaker 1: and I was I tried to do it in on
- 24:32Speaker 1: him facing me and couldn't do it. I had to
- 24:34Speaker 1: do what Sir Humphrey did and do it as though
- 24:37Speaker 1: I was doing it on myself.
- 24:38Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 24:38Speaker 1: And then if it comes off, that's it for the day.
- 24:41Speaker 1: He can't put it back on.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 24:42Speaker 1: So we're, you know, we're getting dumber. So maybe it's
- 24:44Speaker 1: better if the AI does kill us. But maybe that'll
- 24:49Speaker 1: be one of its main reasons. These puny humans cannot
- 24:52Speaker 1: even tie a tie. Why are we keeping them on their.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Well, then you're the one to go first, Joseph.
- 24:57Speaker 4: You're going first.
- 24:58Speaker 3: But....
- 25:00Speaker 1: But it was the most amazing thing. Before we saw this,
- 25:03Speaker 1: my son has forced me to watch Superman and Lois.
- 25:05Speaker 1: He's really into it. There's a TV show called Superman
- 25:07Speaker 1: and Lois. It came out about five years ago. And
- 25:12Speaker 1: in it, there was this line, and it just struck
- 25:14Speaker 1: me out of nowhere, where Lois says, it's Clark's first
- 25:17Speaker 1: day at the Daily Planet. And she looks at him,
- 25:19Speaker 1: and he's wearing a tie. And she said, who told
- 25:22Speaker 1: you to wear a tie? And she goes, was it
- 25:24Speaker 1: the office bully, basically? So not only are ties going
- 25:28Speaker 1: out of fashion, but the joke here was that Superman himself,
- 25:32Speaker 1: Clark Kent, was being set up to think wearing a
- 25:36Speaker 1: tie was still acceptable. Wow, that's a.
- 25:39Speaker 4: Give me a man in a suit and tie any day.
- 25:41Speaker 1: That is anti-tie. That attitude towards ties is what Macklemore
- 25:46Speaker 1: is to Israel.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Any chance he gets?
- 25:50Speaker 2: Well, if you're looking for a man in a suit
- 25:52Speaker 2: and tie, here I am and you can find me
- 25:53Speaker 2: here five nights a week.
- 25:55Speaker 3: While we're on the topic of fashion, wait for it.
- 25:59Speaker 2: Can you believe it, ladies? If you're following the latest
- 26:03Speaker 2: nails trend... You could be a white supremacist.
- 26:11Speaker 3: I'm going slightly mad.
- 26:15Speaker 1: I'm going slightly mad.
- 26:20Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I am. This comes from the BBC.
- 26:23Speaker 2: You know, I'm sorry to the taxpayers of the United
- 26:26Speaker 2: Kingdom that you're funding this, but they've written up a,
- 26:29Speaker 2: an article about, apparently it's bare nails is the thing now.
- 26:33Speaker 2: It's basically like you get your nails done, but it's
- 26:36Speaker 2: meant to look like you haven't had your nails done.
- 26:39Speaker 3: And so it says in this article, critics.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Argue the bare nails trend actually says something about class,
- 26:46Speaker 2: the hamster wheel of beauty standards, and who gets to
- 26:49Speaker 2: define what is considered tasteful. Nail art's historical and creative
- 26:53Speaker 2: roots are linked back to black, Latino.
- 26:56Speaker 3: And Asian communities.
- 26:58Speaker 2: And the suggestion that bare nails are now a sign
- 27:00Speaker 2: of high status could stigmatise bold manicures, they say.
- 27:06Speaker 1: We have got to get that person onto Marion Council.
- 27:09Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Quote, that trend really promotes a blankness and this kind
- 27:15Speaker 2: of sameness and erasure of culture and identity that is
- 27:19Speaker 2: so important to black and brown communities, journalists say. Christina
- 27:23Speaker 2: Rodolfo tells the BBC, they are often called elegant or tasteful,
- 27:28Speaker 2: she says, and these are often usually euphemisms that perpetuate
- 27:33Speaker 2: white supremacist standards of beauty.
- 27:38Speaker 3: I don't know what to say. Seriously? What do you say?
- 27:42Speaker 4: What do you say except laugh at this?
- 27:44Speaker 3: What?
- 27:44Speaker 6: This is the dumbest thing I've possibly ever read. Seriously,
- 27:49Speaker 6: I have bare nails, not because.
- 27:51Speaker 1: I'm wealthy, but.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Suddenly I think that is a real problem.
- 27:56Speaker 4: No, it is a problem.
- 27:57Speaker 6: I have bare nails, not because I'm wealthy and white,
- 28:00Speaker 6: but because I had a dodgy nail technician and now
- 28:02Speaker 6: they're looking dreadful.
- 28:03Speaker 4: I look like Freddy Krueger, for goodness sake.
- 28:05Speaker 6: I mean, whatever happened to just realising... And I used
- 28:08Speaker 6: to work in fashion 1,000 years ago. Trends come and go,
- 28:11Speaker 6: and this just happens to be what's called a trend.
- 28:13Speaker 6: White pants coming into summer are known as chic and elegant.
- 28:18Speaker 4: Does that now make me a white supremacist? It makes
- 28:20Speaker 4: your pants white supremacist. My pants are white supremacist. I mean,
- 28:24Speaker 4: this is absurd.
- 28:25Speaker 6: It's just gotten to the point now where it seems
- 28:27Speaker 6: like they're clutching at anything to hang on to a
- 28:31Speaker 6: reason to villainise people on the grounds of race.
- 28:37Speaker 4: And now nails are the latest victims.
- 28:39Speaker 1: The other thing, though, is also that it actually exposes...
- 28:43Speaker 1: their kind of latent racism, that they think that all
- 28:47Speaker 1: black and brown people wear really gaudy, like... It does,
- 28:50Speaker 1: doesn't it? Gaudy OTT nails that they obviously, to have
- 28:56Speaker 1: even contemplated this thing, oh, jeez, that's really going to
- 28:59Speaker 1: stand out, you know.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:00Speaker 4: But do you have to be offended now by someone
- 29:02Speaker 4: having sheer nails? Is this what we've been reduced to? Actually,
- 29:05Speaker 4: bring on the AI.
- 29:06Speaker 3: Bring it on.
- 29:07Speaker 4: I was saying it's hyperbolic.
- 29:08Speaker 3: Bring it on.
- 29:08Speaker 2: Stigmatising bald manicures and the erasure of culture and identity.
- 29:13Speaker 2: I mean, that's like saying that because I have the
- 29:15Speaker 2: haircut I have that I'm somehow stigmatising.
- 29:18Speaker 3: People with mohawks.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Like, I just choose to have this haircut. You can
- 29:23Speaker 2: choose to have your nails done if you want to
- 29:24Speaker 2: have your nails done. I don't care how you have
- 29:26Speaker 2: your nails done.
- 29:27Speaker 3: Like.
- 29:27Speaker 2: Well, it's not you're raising anything because I choose to
- 29:30Speaker 2: do one thing and you choose to do another.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Having said that, I'm pretty sure you're anti-people who have mohawks.
- 29:35Speaker 3: Oh, look, I'm not necessarily... You would be for sure.
- 29:37Speaker 3: I'm anti-mohawk. Yeah. I'm not necessarily anti the mohawk. underneath.
- 29:40Speaker 1: You feel about mohawks the way I feel about ties.
- 29:42Speaker 2: The people underneath them may well be very nice, but
- 29:46Speaker 2: I wouldn't get a mohawk.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Put it that way.
- 29:48Speaker 3: Oi, oi.
- 29:48Speaker 1: I think you're right. Now, moving right along, and let's
- 29:51Speaker 1: get on to a real problem, and that is that
- 29:55Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is an... Oh, sorry, no, that's not a
- 29:59Speaker 1: real problem. The Republic of Ireland.
- 30:01Speaker 4: It will be in a minute. It will be in
- 30:03Speaker 4: a minute.
- 30:03Speaker 1: We've got to get to Taylor Swift because that is
- 30:04Speaker 1: my favourite story of the whole thing. But this is
- 30:06Speaker 1: actually absolutely outrageous. The Republic of Ireland, and I say
- 30:11Speaker 1: this being Irish Catholic myself... Mm-hm. I'm telling you, they've
- 30:15Speaker 1: lost their way. They've run off the rails. They, dare
- 30:18Speaker 1: I say it, have actually gone a little bit woke. Now,
- 30:20Speaker 1: they were playing Israel in the UEFA Nations League in Hungary,
- 30:27Speaker 1: and they were being urged to refuse to play Israel, right?
- 30:33Speaker 1: There was a campaign called Stop the Game. You can
- 30:36Speaker 1: imagine the sort of people who were doing it, you know,
- 30:38Speaker 1: Ireland's answer to get up. And the Irish team decided... No,
- 30:44Speaker 1: it's not going to actually, you know, refuse to play
- 30:48Speaker 1: and forfeit the game because they don't care that much.
- 30:52Speaker 1: But they are going to play the game, beat Israel,
- 30:58Speaker 1: and then say that in doing this, they actually raised awareness.
- 31:03Speaker 1: And yet the most disgraceful thing in all of this
- 31:06Speaker 1: is that they abandoned every single protocol, every single semblance
- 31:11Speaker 1: of sportsmanship, fair play and decency. They refused, for one thing,
- 31:17Speaker 1: to shake the captain's hand. So the captain of Ireland,
- 31:20Speaker 1: you can see this here, refuses to shake the captain
- 31:24Speaker 1: of Israel's hands. And they then bowed their heads when
- 31:29Speaker 1: the Israeli national anthem came on. Have a look at this.
- 31:37Speaker 3: So.
- 32:04Speaker 1: Here's an idea. Just let sport be sport and let
- 32:07Speaker 1: politics be politics and let the politicians deal with the
- 32:10Speaker 1: politics and the sports stars can deal with the sport.
- 32:13Speaker 1: And if you want to deal with the politics, quit
- 32:15Speaker 1: your job as a multimillion dollar earning sports car, sports star,
- 32:19Speaker 1: and go and do something, you know, at the UN
- 32:22Speaker 1: or get elected to your local parliament, because that's actually
- 32:25Speaker 1: hard work, doesn't pay as much, but apparently you care
- 32:27Speaker 1: about it that much that you can't actually bring yourself
- 32:30Speaker 1: to do the thing that you're actually paid to do
- 32:33Speaker 1: because you care so much about it. Not enough about it,
- 32:36Speaker 1: mind you, to just cop the loss by taking a
- 32:39Speaker 1: principled stand, but enough about it to go ahead with
- 32:42Speaker 1: the game and then kind of like half boycott it
- 32:45Speaker 1: by being really, really rude during the national anthem campaign.
- 32:48Speaker 1: and the pleasantries that are exchanged to make these sporting
- 32:52Speaker 1: contests sporting before and afterwards. So I've got to say,
- 32:58Speaker 1: the Irish, they've let themselves down. And I think if
- 33:02Speaker 1: you are going to play, you play all the way.
- 33:04Speaker 1: You shake hands. You act like a big boy. If
- 33:06Speaker 1: you do decide that you care that much, you win
- 33:09Speaker 1: the wrong game, quite literally, but at least show how
- 33:12Speaker 1: much you care and don't show up. These guys just
- 33:15Speaker 1: prove that, frankly, they're just, moral opportunists.
- 33:18Speaker 2: I just hate this idea that that sport has to
- 33:22Speaker 2: be infected by politics and that it is somehow even related.
- 33:26Speaker 2: I mean, if you're there playing for Israel, You're representing
- 33:32Speaker 2: Israel and its people. You're not representing the government of Israel.
- 33:36Speaker 2: I mean, you could be, for all we know, there
- 33:38Speaker 2: are people on that team who believe that Israel has
- 33:41Speaker 2: committed a genocide.
- 33:42Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 33:43Speaker 2: That's not a reflection on the government. They are there
- 33:47Speaker 2: representing the Israeli people. as the Israeli soccer team. They're
- 33:52Speaker 2: not there representing Benjamin Netanyahu. And so for the Irish
- 33:58Speaker 2: to turn that into some sort of political thing and
- 34:01Speaker 2: refuse to acknowledge the national anthem and to even shake
- 34:04Speaker 2: the hands of other human beings because they've made a
- 34:07Speaker 2: moral judgment about the government of Israel, I find, frankly, ridiculous.
- 34:12Speaker 3: We've done it here too.
- 34:13Speaker 2: I mean, we've refused to play test matches against Afghanistan.
- 34:17Speaker 3: And I said, well... What's that really achieving? They're not
- 34:21Speaker 3: there representing the Taliban.
- 34:22Speaker 2: They're there representing the people of Afghanistan who are oppressed
- 34:26Speaker 2: by the Taliban.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Just get over it.
- 34:29Speaker 6: It's interesting that you mention that, right, and I agree
- 34:31Speaker 6: with your points. I feel I used to be a
- 34:33Speaker 6: sports broadcaster and I see the level of dedication that
- 34:36Speaker 6: these athletes.
- 34:38Speaker 4: Sacrifice, that they provide to their sport. This is all
- 34:40Speaker 4: they want to do. This is all they want to be.
- 34:42Speaker 6: And to think that they're now in a situation where,
- 34:45Speaker 6: they're having games either forfeited or they're being treated like
- 34:48Speaker 6: they are the ones who are, as you aptly put
- 34:51Speaker 6: it there, Caleb, the government responsible for being involved in
- 34:54Speaker 6: these conflicts.
- 34:55Speaker 4: I think is just so unfair.
- 34:57Speaker 6: And you mentioned Afghanistan because not at any point have
- 35:01Speaker 6: any of the Republic of Ireland teams who have played
- 35:04Speaker 6: in cricket matches, for example, so they had five ODIs
- 35:07Speaker 6: scheduled this year, they said that they felt morally uncomfortable
- 35:10Speaker 6: by it all, but they didn't choose to actually fight
- 35:13Speaker 6: forfeit any of the games.
- 35:14Speaker 4: They played all of those ODIs.
- 35:16Speaker 6: They've got matches also scheduled for next year in 2027.
- 35:19Speaker 6: So they felt morally uncomfortable by the way that women
- 35:21Speaker 6: are being subjugated, killed and abused and treated.
- 35:23Speaker 4: Like second-class citizens in Afghanistan.
- 35:25Speaker 6: But that was fine. But this situation, no, no, no,
- 35:28Speaker 6: we have to absolutely take a stand.
- 35:30Speaker 3: It's the most godless protest.
- 35:32Speaker 4: Cherry-picking, that's what I can't stand, right?
- 35:35Speaker 6: If you're going to do it, then do it across
- 35:37Speaker 6: the board and by which point you won't be playing
- 35:39Speaker 6: any games.
- 35:40Speaker 4: Or competing in any sports.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to boycott, boycott. Don't show up and
- 35:42Speaker 1: then behave like a dick.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
- 35:44Speaker 6: I just, I find it very interesting. Have we got
- 35:46Speaker 6: time for one more story?
- 35:47Speaker 3: I think we're out of time.
- 35:49Speaker 4: We're out of time.
- 35:50Speaker 1: I think we just have to tell the nation that
- 35:51Speaker 1: there's an AFL wag who says that Taylor Swift is
- 35:54Speaker 1: not making good music anymore because she's happily married. to Kelsey.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Just take that, internet. Take that, universe. Take that, Swifties.
- 36:02Speaker 1: You know where to find her.
- 36:03Speaker 2: I think we might come back to that one tomorrow
- 36:04Speaker 2: night because it is actually a really good story.
- 36:06Speaker 3: Boom, we've got a little more time to talk about it.
- 36:08Speaker 2: After the break, though, we'll get into all of tomorrow's
- 36:10Speaker 2: news on the front of the papers. Another interest rate
- 36:13Speaker 2: rise believed to be on the way tomorrow. Lots of
- 36:15Speaker 2: papers are covering it. We'll show you that soon. All right,
- 36:24Speaker 2: let's get stuck into tomorrow's papers. We'll start with the
- 36:27Speaker 2: Daily Telegraph, Joe. I do note down the bottom, it
- 36:29Speaker 2: says the minibar minister. I thought, you know, if I
- 36:32Speaker 2: was ever going to go for politics and end up
- 36:35Speaker 2: with the ministry, I'd like to be the minibar minister.
- 36:37Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. I think it's a great portfolio. You
- 36:39Speaker 1: won't hear any complaints from me.
- 36:40Speaker 3: It's terrific. I'll be the minister for beers.
- 36:42Speaker 1: That is, of course, Janelle Safran, the 840-year-old minister who
- 36:47Speaker 1: Chris Minns surprisingly parachuted in to replace... Joe Halen, who
- 36:52Speaker 1: had to step aside because of a, what was it? Oh, yeah,
- 36:55Speaker 1: a travel rort scandal. Yeah. And now it turns out,
- 36:58Speaker 1: I mean, I guess she's fulfilled her... Filled her shoes
- 37:01Speaker 1: in more ways than one. You also see on the
- 37:04Speaker 1: front of the Daily Telegraph, of course, a picture of
- 37:05Speaker 1: the great Nathan Cleary, who's still holding up and keeping
- 37:10Speaker 1: a positive outlook despite that horrific industry. But the splash
- 37:14Speaker 1: for tomorrow is... It goes like this, basically. I'll start
- 37:18Speaker 1: with the stand first. Rampant government spending has pushed up
- 37:22Speaker 1: inflation to the point that Australians are expected to be
- 37:25Speaker 1: hit with another rate rise today. But Jim Chalmers says...
- 37:29Speaker 1: Don't blame me. And I think quite rightly too. I mean,
- 37:33Speaker 1: it's not like he's the Treasurer. I know it says
- 37:36Speaker 1: here that he is the Treasurer.
- 37:38Speaker 6: Oh, no!
- 37:39Speaker 1: Oh, that could complicate things.
- 37:41Speaker 4: Getting trickier now, Joe. I'm going to have.
- 37:42Speaker 1: To work on my defence on that one then. But, yes,
- 37:45Speaker 1: this is something that all the News Corp major metros
- 37:49Speaker 1: are running on. Jessica Wang says, with another rate rise
- 37:52Speaker 1: set to smash Australian families today, Treasurer Jim Chalmers has
- 37:55Speaker 1: a simple message for mortgage holders. It's not my fault.
- 37:59Speaker 1: He must have been seeing Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting.
- 38:03Speaker 1: It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Speaking yesterday,
- 38:07Speaker 1: Mr Chalmers again blamed the war in the Middle East
- 38:10Speaker 1: and oil prices for high inflation rather than the rampant
- 38:12Speaker 1: spending of his own government, even though I believe the
- 38:15Speaker 1: RBA and others have correctly cited that. Guilt on the
- 38:19Speaker 1: impact of government spending on inflation, Mr Chalmers maintained, we
- 38:23Speaker 1: have been limiting spending growth. It means we're spending more,
- 38:28Speaker 1: but not as much as we otherwise could.
- 38:31Speaker 3: What a cop-out. We are limiting spending growth.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Because the actual spending, once inflation has been accounted for,
- 38:41Speaker 2: has risen per person under this government quite significantly. Like,
- 38:45Speaker 2: they cannot continue to claim.
- 38:47Speaker 1: But not as much as they could have claimed.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Oh, well, you know.
- 38:50Speaker 1: They could have gone on an even bigger splurge, but they,
- 38:53Speaker 1: with incredible fiscal restraint.
- 38:55Speaker 3: It's just pathetic.
- 38:55Speaker 4: But you know what's terrifying?
- 38:57Speaker 6: You listen to economists who are saying that we are
- 39:00Speaker 6: on the cusp of potentially staring down the barrel of, like,
- 39:02Speaker 6: a 5% interest rate.
- 39:03Speaker 4: 5%. to the cash rate, right?
- 39:07Speaker 1: I've been listening to them, Lisa, yes.
- 39:08Speaker 4: You have been listening to them, right?
- 39:10Speaker 6: But is anyone else just as concerned, right, being plunged into.
- 39:14Speaker 4: A technical recession?
- 39:15Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are very concerned from
- 39:18Speaker 1: what I've spoken to, and I think perhaps the government
- 39:20Speaker 1: should start listening to them.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what, the Australian continues this battle
- 39:25Speaker 2: tomorrow on their front page, land of the rising Sun.
- 39:28Speaker 3: Great headline. Brilliant. And they've mapped out there.
- 39:31Speaker 1: This is incredible.
- 39:32Speaker 2: the way that Mr Chalmers, Dr Chalmers, sorry.
- 39:35Speaker 3: Chalmers.
- 39:36Speaker 2: has responded to rate rises and falls during his time
- 39:41Speaker 2: as Treasurer. And if you've got time tomorrow to go
- 39:43Speaker 2: and read all of them, every time there's a rate rise,
- 39:46Speaker 2: you know, Oh, there's an inflation challenge. Oh, there's an
- 39:48Speaker 2: uptick in inflation. Private demand, that is. The governor's made
- 39:52Speaker 2: it really clear this is not because of the budget.
- 39:55Speaker 2: Primary driver of inflation was petrol. Australians are paying a
- 39:59Speaker 2: hefty price for the months of Russian aggression. But when
- 40:02Speaker 2: the rates go down, it's a really good bit of recognition,
- 40:06Speaker 2: the progress we've made getting inflation down. Or it's a
- 40:09Speaker 2: demonstration of the substantial and sustained progress we've made on
- 40:13Speaker 2: inflation together.
- 40:14Speaker 3: It really is a great front page.
- 40:16Speaker 2: It says the Anthony Albanese, sorry, the Albanese government has
- 40:19Speaker 2: breached a longstanding unspoken tax cap and is on the
- 40:22Speaker 2: precipice of becoming the highest taxing administration on record.
- 40:27Speaker 3: as.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Jim Chalmers attempts to deflect blame on inflation by declaring
- 40:30Speaker 2: interest rates are rising.
- 40:31Speaker 3: All over the world.
- 40:33Speaker 2: An almost certain fourth interest rate hike this year at
- 40:35Speaker 2: the RBA's board meeting on Tuesday, which could be followed
- 40:38Speaker 2: by multiple increases into the new year, will place renewed
- 40:42Speaker 2: pressure on the Treasurer's budget spending and likely deepen Anthony
- 40:45Speaker 2: Albanese's difficulties winning back voters who are turning to Pauline
- 40:48Speaker 2: Hanson's One Nation. If the Reserve Bank Governor Michelle Bullock
- 40:51Speaker 2: and the RBA board decide on a hike, Australia will
- 40:54Speaker 2: have one of the highest interest rates in the developed world,
- 40:58Speaker 2: outstripping those of the US, Canada, the EU and Britain.
- 41:02Speaker 2: I've got to say, they've excelled themselves on the front
- 41:05Speaker 2: of the Oz tomorrow.
- 41:06Speaker 4: It's one of my favourites in recent memory, to be honest,
- 41:08Speaker 4: because it just.
- 41:09Speaker 6: Gives you a great timeline of how the government is
- 41:11Speaker 6: so willing to take credit when things are going well,
- 41:14Speaker 6: but dismiss them and blame external factors when they're not.
- 41:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I've found that, you know, when governments... When people
- 41:22Speaker 1: are really angry and their lives are really, really tough
- 41:26Speaker 1: and the government says that's not really happening or it's
- 41:29Speaker 1: not as bad as you think it is or even
- 41:31Speaker 1: if it is as bad as you think it is,
- 41:32Speaker 1: it's not our fault, I find that doesn't tend to
- 41:35Speaker 1: end well for them. So I would suggest perhaps a
- 41:38Speaker 1: bit of a reckoning, maybe a bit of a sign
- 41:41Speaker 1: to the people that you're taking it seriously, maybe a
- 41:44Speaker 1: freeze on.
- 41:45Speaker 3: New spending, that sort of thing?
- 41:47Speaker 2: That might be a smart idea, Joe. Another story on
- 41:49Speaker 2: the front of the Oz tomorrow. Waters resigns as leader
- 41:52Speaker 2: of Greens. The Greens are searching for their second leader
- 41:55Speaker 2: in just over a year after Larissa Waters shocked Canberra
- 41:58Speaker 2: and quit to focus on her battle with kidney disease.
- 42:01Speaker 2: The Greens have struggled for relevancy amid the rise of
- 42:04Speaker 2: One Nation as the main vehicle for protest voters, as
- 42:07Speaker 2: well as the loss of three lower house MPs, including
- 42:10Speaker 2: Senator Waters' predecessor, Adam Bant, in Anthony Albanese's 2025 election.
- 42:14Speaker 2: Labor election landslide. Now, Senator Waters has dealt a new blow,
- 42:19Speaker 2: telling the party it must choose a new leader this week.
- 42:23Speaker 2: And look, I am sorry to hear that she has
- 42:25Speaker 2: kidney disease and she's suffering with that. I think, you know,
- 42:28Speaker 2: whatever your political beliefs are, you don't want to see
- 42:31Speaker 2: someone suffer. But on the political side of it, it
- 42:34Speaker 2: does really underscore the problem the Greens have at the moment.
- 42:37Speaker 2: They are struggling for relevance, as the article notes. And
- 42:41Speaker 2: having to change leaders again so early into the term
- 42:45Speaker 2: of this government will not help them.
- 42:47Speaker 4: Who's your tip? Is it Maureen Faruqi? She's like the deputy.
- 42:49Speaker 1: So the interesting thing about it is, and this is
- 42:51Speaker 1: the thing with the Greens, for all their talk about
- 42:53Speaker 1: accountability and transparency, they've got absolutely none of their own.
- 42:56Speaker 1: They don't let the media or the public into their
- 42:58Speaker 1: policy-making bodies, their state councils, and even how they elect
- 43:02Speaker 1: their leaders is a bit shadowy. It appears to be
- 43:05Speaker 1: that they... just keep sort of running the numbers until
- 43:08Speaker 1: they come to some kind of consensus, because they're all
- 43:10Speaker 1: about consensus, just like, you know, the entire 300 million
- 43:14Speaker 1: people of Russia consented to communist dictatorship for the best
- 43:18Speaker 1: part of a century. And so the reason why Larissa
- 43:24Speaker 1: Waters eventually got up is because she was seen as
- 43:28Speaker 1: a more sort of palatable, compromised version to Maureen Faruqi, who...
- 43:35Speaker 1: probably if it had gone to a vote of the members,
- 43:41Speaker 1: which is another thing I think the Greens officially, technically
- 43:45Speaker 1: support having the membership vote for leadership, but they've never
- 43:47Speaker 1: actually implemented it or never actually just done it because
- 43:50Speaker 1: they're authoritarian, anti-democratic, knuckle-dragging socialists. So if it actually went
- 43:57Speaker 1: to the membership or You know, Maureen Farooq, you would
- 44:00Speaker 1: probably have the numbers. Sarah Hansen-Young I don't think does because,
- 44:03Speaker 1: believe it or not, she's actually seen as too much
- 44:05Speaker 1: of a moderate.
- 44:07Speaker 3: So she is too right for.
- 44:08Speaker 1: The Greens' left-wing membership base. And then Nick McKim is
- 44:12Speaker 1: just an absolute.
- 44:13Speaker 3: Let's not even... Let's not.
- 44:15Speaker 6: Very quickly before Caleb takes us off to the break,
- 44:17Speaker 6: on the front page of The Herald Sun, road data
- 44:19Speaker 6: years old and exclusive via Grace Frost to the state government.
- 44:23Speaker 6: has been slammed for using decade-old road crash data to
- 44:26Speaker 6: guide its response to Victoria's growing pothole crisis. Internal documents
- 44:30Speaker 6: used to advise the government on pothole accidents last month
- 44:33Speaker 6: was from an old study taken from mid-2014 to late 2016.
- 44:37Speaker 6: As if it can't get worse.
- 44:43Speaker 4: Down in the People's Republic of Victoria. Now they have
- 44:45Speaker 4: to deal with that.
- 44:46Speaker 3: Quickly, Jarek, we've got time for the Mercury.
- 44:48Speaker 1: Look, we've got to get into this one. From dolls
- 44:50Speaker 1: to dolls, senior public servant facing sack over sex toy talk. Oh,
- 44:56Speaker 1: you had me at sex toy. Ooh! Yes, this is
- 44:59Speaker 1: an absolute cracker, with a little bit of clacker, from
- 45:05Speaker 1: the Merc. A senior public servant... is likely to now
- 45:09Speaker 1: get the sack after discussing sex dolls in his office,
- 45:14Speaker 1: showing a sex doll website to colleagues and making inappropriate
- 45:19Speaker 1: comments about, you guessed it, sex dolls.
- 45:23Speaker 4: Yuck!
- 45:24Speaker 1: And sex dolls. Yuck! The man's identity has not been released,
- 45:28Speaker 1: but is described as employed with the Tasmanian Government Department
- 45:31Speaker 1: at a senior level with significant and important management responsibilities,
- 45:36Speaker 1: presumably the management of sex toys. Following workplace complaints, the
- 45:40Speaker 1: department engaged an independent investigator to look into whether the
- 45:43Speaker 1: man had breached the State Service Code of Conduct.
- 45:46Speaker 3: I reckon.
- 45:46Speaker 1: I'm guessing he probably did.
- 45:48Speaker 6: I am here for the smirk on Caleb's face the
- 45:51Speaker 6: whole time.
- 45:51Speaker 4: I was a betting man.
- 45:53Speaker 3: You know what? You know what?
- 45:55Speaker 2: It's a great day when you get a ripper story
- 45:58Speaker 2: out of Tasmania.
- 45:59Speaker 1: That is great.
- 46:00Speaker 3: Like that one. After the break, another ripper story for you.
- 46:03Speaker 2: You know Donald Trump, he goes for the handshake and,
- 46:05Speaker 2: you know, tries to assert dominance.
- 46:07Speaker 3: Well, now he's doing it to Aussies too. We'll show
- 46:09Speaker 3: you that soon.
- 46:14Speaker 2: Now, Donald Trump likes a handshake. He likes to assert
- 46:16Speaker 2: his dominance with a handshake. And his latest victim is
- 46:20Speaker 2: Aussie golfer Adam Scott.
- 46:27Speaker 7: Adam Scott has arrived back at the first tee.
- 46:32Speaker 2: Donald J.
- 46:33Speaker 3: Trump, 47, president of the United States, is there.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Like, it's bizarre, this thing he does. Like, you know,
- 46:39Speaker 2: to demonstrate with you, Luke. Like, he does this thing
- 46:40Speaker 2: and he does.
- 46:41Speaker 3: Oh, my God! He yanked out of my chair.
- 46:45Speaker 1: It's like they're trying to saw through a log.
- 46:46Speaker 3: Yes!
- 46:47Speaker 4: Can I tell you, though, so body experts have.
- 46:51Speaker 6: Allegedly analysed all of this stuff and they've said that
- 46:53Speaker 6: him constantly pulling you in is a sign of dominance.
- 46:56Speaker 6: I got told, because when I shake hands.
- 46:58Speaker 4: I do that.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 46:59Speaker 6: I got told that me placing my hand over the
- 47:02Speaker 6: top is a sign of dominance.
- 47:03Speaker 1: Oh, well, there you go. That checks out for a
- 47:06Speaker 1: white supremacist.
- 47:08Speaker 3: What he needed to do was go the Emmanuel Macron.
- 47:12Speaker 5: Congratulations, Rachel.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
- 47:28Speaker 3: He's not letting him get away with it.
- 47:31Speaker 1: I love it so, so much. Speaking of absolutely crazy stuff,
- 47:35Speaker 1: a man escaped from a hospital where he was taken
- 47:39Speaker 1: into custody showing, I think, mental health issues and carjacked
- 47:44Speaker 1: a woman in the car park outside. And you would
- 47:49Speaker 1: think that that's pretty much, you know, the end of
- 47:51Speaker 1: your day, right? You think everything's pretty much fine and
- 47:54Speaker 1: then this happens.
- 47:57Speaker 5: But let's take a listen and let's take a look
- 47:58Speaker 5: if we can. Oh, they just kept going and they
- 48:01Speaker 5: were able to skirt right through all of those police
- 48:04Speaker 5: agencies and those patrol cars. After losing the front side
- 48:09Speaker 5: of the car that is now being dragged.
- 48:12Speaker 4: See, oh, now dragging. You see the, there you go.
- 48:15Speaker 4: And this is, oh my goodness.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Wow.
- 48:19Speaker 5: Not being deterred at all. And you've got to wonder,
- 48:22Speaker 5: I'm just curious. OK, now we have stopped the car.
- 48:25Speaker 5: We've been able to, after nearly four attempts, now you
- 48:28Speaker 5: see all of the officers, the troopers, who are getting
- 48:30Speaker 5: out with their guns.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Which just goes to show that if you suffer from
- 48:35Speaker 1: mental illness, it doesn't stop you from being able to
- 48:37Speaker 1: fulfil your dream.
- 48:38Speaker 3: Stop! Jeez, the cops have balls over there, don't they?
- 48:41Speaker 4: How about the commentary, the running commentary over it? I've
- 48:43Speaker 4: found that that's always... It's like dodging cars.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Isn't it just? It's amazing. Good on him, still proving
- 48:48Speaker 1: that he can, you know.
- 48:50Speaker 4: Good on him.
- 48:50Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 48:51Speaker 1: You can drive a car as well as the same person.
- 48:53Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you, this was far more impressive than that.
- 48:56Speaker 6: The drone wash, the large drone that was seen cleaning
- 49:01Speaker 6: SpaceX launches control room windows for clear views of their
- 49:04Speaker 6: upcoming Starship Starship test.
- 49:07Speaker 4: It's all pretty exciting stuff.
- 49:08Speaker 3: Have a look.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Oh, look at that.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Oh, if only I could get one of them to
- 49:29Speaker 2: do my windows at my flat, I'd be a very
- 49:32Speaker 2: happy man.
- 49:32Speaker 3: Thank you so much for joining us tonight. Up next,
- 49:34Speaker 3: the Rita Panahy show.
- 49:35Speaker 1: Good night.