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SIGNS SHES NOT INTO YOU · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a fucking genius.
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  Speaker 2: You saved your girlfriends?
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  Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by my partner in crime,
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  Speaker 2: mister lover Boy Jake Craig ak Daddy, that's me.
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  Speaker 1: You can you can hear that thumb stump in the chest.
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  Speaker 2: And myself Addie Clark aka Mummy. Thank you everybody for
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  Speaker 2: tuning in once again? Do you want to be called this?
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  Speaker 2: This isn't how I originally wanted to start up, but
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  Speaker 2: did Do you want to be called? Like when your
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  Speaker 2: kids are young, do you want to be called daddy?
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  Speaker 2: No way, I want dad. You don't even from a
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  Speaker 2: young age like dad, Daddy, like daddy, I hot my knee.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want daddy. Or like you're away for work
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  Speaker 2: for a week where somewhere doing a two hour that
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  Speaker 2: you get to call from your little baby girl she's
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  Speaker 2: like seven six or she's like hey daddy, and you're like,
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  Speaker 2: oh hey, maybe says hey daddy, and you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be like call me Dad, I want dad, or King,
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  Speaker 2: it's dad, King? You want King King. You have the
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  Speaker 2: craziest complex I've ever seen in my life. Dadd O King,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you have.
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  Speaker 3: You have the most supportive parents ever to be to
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  Speaker 3: be confident enough to be called king?
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  Speaker 2: What do you want to be called? Daddy? I mean
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you're already been called daddy and you
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  Speaker 2: love it?
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  Speaker 1: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What about? What about Grandpa or what's like pop?
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  Speaker 2: I want grandpa?
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  Speaker 1: Who do I talk to? I just talked to my
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend about this.
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  Speaker 2: I I don't want anything apart from Grandpa.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I m grandpa. Yeah, I always call my grandparents.
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  Speaker 1: What's always weird.
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  Speaker 2: Business going on?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Is it different cultures like this?
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  Speaker 1: Non?
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  Speaker 2: Like that's like yeah, like no, noon. It's kind of
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  Speaker 2: weird though, because a lot of the time it's whatever
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  Speaker 2: the baby can pronounce. So, like my my dad's parents
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  Speaker 2: were Nanny and Da. Yeah, and I've always known his
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  Speaker 2: dad's dad as dad. I've passed away a long time ago.
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  Speaker 2: But it's because my eldest cousin, so the first one,
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  Speaker 2: he's their first grandkid.
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  Speaker 1: They he couldn't pronounced grandpa and so he called him.
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  Speaker 1: Does that makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: So I was thinking, if it's like that, then fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: But if my if my mom goes says to me like,
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  Speaker 2: I want your I want your kid to call me
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  Speaker 2: new new And you're like, Mom, you're not.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be its grandma.
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  Speaker 2: If you do that, Mum, you're not seeing it. Where
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  Speaker 2: to god, you're not fucking seeing it. It's calling your grandma.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what's your mom's then, Michelle, it's your Michelle? Now, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, you know what? It is your Michelle,
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  Speaker 2: no other choice. You don't even get grandma. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 2: just Michelle. Now you've lost the title. But the way
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  Speaker 2: I actually want to start this was we listened to
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  Speaker 2: a song before every episode. Yes and so what was
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  Speaker 2: that song called that we listened to, like just before
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  Speaker 2: the one that we listened to just before we started
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  Speaker 2: recording You should still be there, hopefully or Hotel room
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  Speaker 2: service by Pitbull. Okay, hotel room service by Pitbull.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know. Okay, let's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Your girlfriend comes home from staying at a friend's house
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  Speaker 2: on a night out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: You ask her how it was and she goes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was good.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, I got something to tell you, Please don't
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  Speaker 2: be mad, and she says, also, you gotta let me finish. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: she goes, I didn't actually spend the night at Jemma's house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I spent the night at a boy's house. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But the reason I went home with him is because
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  Speaker 2: at the club they were playing Hotel Room Service by Pitbull,
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  Speaker 2: and it came over me. It overcame me, and I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't help myself.
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing? What do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get the song up? Listening to him?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, don't holidays.
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  Speaker 2: Forget about your boyfriend?
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  Speaker 3: How can you blame her?
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  Speaker 1: How can she be blamed?
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  Speaker 3: The music took control.
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  Speaker 2: I would have asked her some self control and then
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  Speaker 2: she says, she you're like, you're sad, and she goes
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  Speaker 2: if it makes any difference, he looked a lot like you.
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  Speaker 2: I would be like, it does not make any difference,
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  Speaker 2: and people have any sad songs. I would start playing.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like, get out of my house. How many
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  Speaker 2: stads I know?
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  Speaker 3: Mister world Wide does not have any status.
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  Speaker 2: He's only got club.
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  Speaker 3: You're just like, get up, friend.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't hear that. My stomach would sing like, oh
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  Speaker 2: I didn't stay to my stud at the boy's house.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, are you serious? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Serious?
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  Speaker 2: You know another thing about Okay, so your girlfriend. This
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  Speaker 2: isn't another scenario, but here's one thing. It's like something
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  Speaker 2: that's impossible to explain. Okay, So you find out your
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend was at a guy's house and then what it
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  Speaker 2: ended up being, and she's like and you find out
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  Speaker 2: and you confront her and she's like no, like fuck,
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  Speaker 2: you know, she's she's like trying not to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: She's trying to make up things. And you're like, I
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  Speaker 1: know you're lying. I know you're lying. You want to
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  Speaker 1: know the truth, and you're.
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  Speaker 2: Like yes, and then she says she's like, I was
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  Speaker 2: I was organizing like your birthday present because it's coming
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  Speaker 2: off your birthday and you're like, you cheat on me
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  Speaker 2: near my birthday, but okay, and then she's like and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, I was trying to organize something to be
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  Speaker 2: your birthday present. And then she has to spill the beans,
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  Speaker 2: and you've ruined your birthday present because you've got all
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  Speaker 2: like weird and fair enough you found out because she
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  Speaker 2: was keeping a secret, but it would be understandable because
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  Speaker 2: it's hard to explain. Yeah, now, scariest thing. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 2: say you are planning on proposing. Okay, we're gone spiral here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: planning of proposing. I've always thought of this. You always
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  Speaker 2: kind of want to like go to the best friend
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  Speaker 2: for advice on what ring to get. Surely they know best,
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  Speaker 2: like they've been talking about it since they wellfoll Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so you have to tee up a time message her
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  Speaker 2: privately without telling your girlfriend. She has a time to
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  Speaker 2: see her without your girlfriend being there, and you like
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  Speaker 2: and she she can't know, like it's a secret, and
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  Speaker 2: then yeah, and then you've got to fucking like make
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  Speaker 2: a plan. And so the most terrifying thing would be
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  Speaker 2: to find out what if her best friends are ho,
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  Speaker 2: it looks like but that looks like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So then your girlfriend's like, oh, what's this?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, your phone was on the bed and
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't go over, it couldn't go under.
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  Speaker 1: It had to go through it.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, she's like, when's the imagine in the
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  Speaker 2: engagement because yeah, girlfriend was being like sussing you out,
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  Speaker 2: saying where were you And you're like, I promise it's nothing, Please,
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  Speaker 2: please don't think about it. And it would be fair
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  Speaker 2: enough to be like, well, I have to tell her
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  Speaker 2: because she thinks I'm cheating on her and I'm not. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so you'd have to SAYNRD cop it. Really, I'll just
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  Speaker 2: be like, trust me, you have to trust me. We've
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  Speaker 2: built five years of trust. Trust me a couple more weeks.
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  Speaker 2: But then when that gives it away, because it's like,
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  Speaker 2: if you say trust me, trust me, trust me, she's
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  Speaker 2: now got broken trust and she's gonna she agrees, and
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  Speaker 2: she's trying to try and trust you. It's like, when's
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  Speaker 2: the right time to propose because now the relationship feels broken.
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  Speaker 1: Terrifying things, terrifying stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So the way to get out of this would be
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  Speaker 2: not ask the best friend to have for advice on
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  Speaker 2: the ring.
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  Speaker 1: Here's what you do.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you get the ring, propose in the box. Great moment.
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  Speaker 2: She hates the ring, but she loves, she loves, she
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  Speaker 2: loves the proposal. Yeah. When she pulls the ring out
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  Speaker 2: of the box, it says, I know you wouldn't I
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  Speaker 2: know you didn't like this? His budget, Go get one yourself.
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  Speaker 1: A budget.
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  Speaker 2: You get a dummy ring, that's honestly getting a dummy
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  Speaker 2: like a glass one that looks like a diamond.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably genius because.
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  Speaker 3: It'd be like, what a couple hundred bucks, like a massive.
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  Speaker 2: And then you propose with it and you go and
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  Speaker 2: then you get the photos done, you have all the
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  Speaker 2: photos teed down, and then when it's all done and over,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, Okay, this actually isn't real.
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  Speaker 1: The real budget is X amount of dollars one dollars.
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  Speaker 1: The real budgets like X amount, And we.
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  Speaker 2: Need to go choose it together because this ring is
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  Speaker 2: obviously not the one that you want, because at what
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  Speaker 2: point in time did it become a thing where the
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  Speaker 2: ring that he chose had to be like super pretty
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  Speaker 2: and not just like a message of love. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think it also depends on the girl all the time. Yeah, true,
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  Speaker 2: Like some girls would appreciate the gesture and then the
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  Speaker 2: experience after hanging out and not have much of an
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  Speaker 2: expensive ring. Yeah, because the symbol of the ring means
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  Speaker 2: a lot more than the actual money behind it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the money means nothing at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what it's like. So you do it?
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  Speaker 2: She says, yes, Like I'm sure, I'm sure five grand
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  Speaker 2: it could get you the most beautiful ring. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Like that's this bog standard, like I feel like they
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  Speaker 2: could do the most beautiful ring. And then if you're
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  Speaker 2: spending more money than you're in the position to do
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  Speaker 2: so like fair enough, but most people aren't. No, so
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  Speaker 2: like I think just yeah, And you know, by the
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  Speaker 2: type of girl you've got. I wonder what the most
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  Speaker 2: what's like the median average price of like and the
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  Speaker 2: people spend on an engagement ring, mikeet I can under
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  Speaker 2: five grand three? You want to guess three and three
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  Speaker 2: point three? Okay, I'm going to go. People spend, I'll go,
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  Speaker 2: I'll go one thousand, I'll go away from your Come on, thousand,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got it?
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  Speaker 2: You go?
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  Speaker 1: Well, what was yours? You just go because mine's not
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  Speaker 1: giving me a very good answer.
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  Speaker 2: Six thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 3: Really yeah, six thousand?
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  Speaker 1: Well both way off? Yeah, we were a bit fuck
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  Speaker 1: people say ud for that.
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  Speaker 2: Then obviously obviously I couldn't afford a six thousand dollars
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  Speaker 2: ring right now. That's crazy over a year yet, mate,
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  Speaker 2: some people propose after three months?
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  Speaker 1: True?
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  Speaker 2: True too, that's too wild for me. We have a
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  Speaker 2: couple of friends whose parents have got proposed, got like
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  Speaker 2: engaged after three months and they've been together ever since.
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  Speaker 1: So I mean it worked.
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  Speaker 2: Out if you make it work, and you make it work.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I didn't think of that can under I
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  Speaker 2: didn't think how much I'm going to do some intricate
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  Speaker 2: cool engagement thing when I get engaged. When are you
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  Speaker 2: gonna start thinking about it? Like it's going to take
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  Speaker 2: a while to plan, right, Like I don't know, probably
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  Speaker 2: like three or four years.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to go?
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  Speaker 2: He's a good way to get her off your scent? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so you plan a beautiful holiday. It's around the time.
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  Speaker 1: That you should start thinking about getting engaged a right,
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  Speaker 1: don't engage?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you plan a beautiful holiday. Yeah, you just
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  Speaker 2: live your life. You have a blast and I'll throw
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  Speaker 2: some throw like a couple and she'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: where do you see this?
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm just having fun?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, scene where it goes and like you go to
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  Speaker 2: a place where it's like you can even funck with
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  Speaker 2: ther and get some someone to write in rose petals
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  Speaker 2: on the bed, like will you be my girlfriend forever?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to get dinner with me?
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  Speaker 3: Will you be my dinner date?
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  Speaker 2: And then okay, so you fuck with her and then
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  Speaker 2: you come home from the holiday, and then you do
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  Speaker 2: you still want it to be like beautiful, you gotta
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  Speaker 2: hire a cameraman hide and shit, I probably will want
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  Speaker 2: to tire one of our friends. We hire you to
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  Speaker 2: do it. It's kind of bush. I hope we have
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  Speaker 2: this podcast when we start to propose to our girlfriends
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  Speaker 2: and we do. Yeah, we can like think about it
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  Speaker 2: like wicked, it'd be sick and like put it online. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for sure, that's exciting.
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  Speaker 1: But I also lasting on engagements. Is so you do it?
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  Speaker 1: She says, yes, yeah, you guys obviously hides a kite
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  Speaker 1: on the moon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like adrenaline probably, And then and wonder at what
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  Speaker 2: point is it like it becomes work because so you
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  Speaker 2: do it? It says, yes, it's like exciting. And then and
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  Speaker 2: then you tell your friends, you tell your family. It's
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  Speaker 2: always excited to tell them. And then it's like, okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: now like we've got to choose a wedding venue. And
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  Speaker 2: she's obviously not obviously, but you know it's like, come on,
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  Speaker 2: can we try do it next year?
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to wait more than a year.
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  Speaker 2: So okay, let's she's a wedding venue, like invitations, who's
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  Speaker 2: gonna do the flowers?
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  Speaker 1: Who's gonna do the food. How many people are gonna invite?
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  Speaker 1: Big or small?
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  Speaker 3: All that shit starts coming up, probably thinking like fun,
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  Speaker 3: we shouldn't propose.
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  Speaker 2: Stressful. I was gonna say, I'm happy to help, But
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  Speaker 2: most of the time that's they've been dreaming of that.
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  Speaker 2: So they want to take Yeah, you do a chart. No,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be like that. Take what they love planning that stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
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  Speaker 4: Look?
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 4: You know me.
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  Speaker 2: I would happily jump in and pick something, and they'll
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  Speaker 2: be like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's ugly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really not good at that either.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a funny TikTok the other day and it
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  Speaker 2: was a girl saying we're getting married in two weeks,
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  Speaker 2: and my husband just asked, what time does it start?
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  Speaker 2: That's good. What marriage do you want? Do you want
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  Speaker 2: like a big wedding? I want a small I want
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  Speaker 2: a small outdoor, one small outdoor, very close friends and
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  Speaker 2: just immediate family. You'll get an invite to mine. Really,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I really appreciate it. I was actually stressing
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  Speaker 1: about that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have you can be like the flower boy
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  Speaker 2: and bury my dog will be the best man. When
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  Speaker 2: do you plan on getting married, like in three months.
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  Speaker 2: In three months time, when he's maybe still alive, I'll
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  Speaker 2: put you underlive too, mate, you'll underlive me. Yeah, fucking hell.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's jump into the app let's do it up.
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  Speaker 2: we'll just like do it when we feel like it.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: We'll be entering an episode with it. So we're going
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: to call someone and we're just gonna be like, hey, hey,
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: you going you've won a hat and then we kind
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: of I mean now that you guys know we're trying
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: to make you say a word, but they don't know
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: what word it is. It is, and we're sometimes we're
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: just going to call you up and say, hey, thanks
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: for listening. What color do you want? That's it. We're
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: not even going to play the game.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Ah, true, Yes, so you could be you could.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Be one of the winners who gets it without us
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: saying anything, but there's no way knowing. I think it's
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: a fun little game. I think it's a good idea,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: but to kick it off because we haven't submitted it yet,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: this is the first episode, so there's no call at
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: a call who's a listener. We have decided to call
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: our friend now who helped us with these hats is
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: while they look so sick. He is the man, the
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: man in the brains behind blues and greens. Yes, his
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: name is Harry, Harry Quail, Yes, Harry Quail, and he's
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: made these and some something else coming in the future.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: That's why they're so sick. But we're going to call
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: him right now and say just say thanks for doing
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: all these behind the scene works and making these hats
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: come and come to life. Yes, we're going to call him,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: thank him. He's going to know he's on the podcast.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: And we did before we have a we did a
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: little random word generator over a word. We have to
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: make him say, yes, the word is low l o W.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: So this is I don't know, I'm stressing balls. As
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: you guys know, I don't like doing this. This is hard.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I stuffed my last one up so bad because you too,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: what where It's like, what do I say? Yeaheah. So
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: we're going into a blind I'm thinking game plan. So
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: we got a team effort here, So do you have
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: a team. We get to rely on each other. So
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: to make them say I'm thinking like high on life
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: and then maybe try and steer him to the word
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: low like. But it's also like he's not going to
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: say I can feeling low. I have another tactic. Okay,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I tell you what do I just go in with
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: it and see if you can catch.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Up on it.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I'll go into it. Okay, Okay, okay, we will say, hey,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: how are you on the point?
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, I was speaking Harry. How's it going man?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: And Jake? Oh yeah, Audio has this thing on?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: No care?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Did I scare?
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Good mate?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: All right, We've got you on the podcast.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: But the reason is because, as you know, the hats
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: have been delivered.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, we we wanted to say a big, big thank
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: you from the bottom of our heart for making it
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: happen and doing all the behind the scenes work, and
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: we just wanted to say thank you.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, oh thanks man, I appreciate it big time.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Good to hear it.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Said, shut out the phone rather than over text.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: We wanted to get you part of the podcast.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'm glad to be what's the plain of attack
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: with it? And then put you on the spot.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: But that's a good question. I don't know.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm thinking, here we go. Okay, we got to
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: think about costs first, So we're going to say we
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: didn't mention this. We're eventually going to release them. And
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking costs wise, like should we price it high
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: or like maybe less? What do you reckon? It's back
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: on me now, is it?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: You're the professional?
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: You just set off of your back on me?
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: What are we thinking?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: I could leave it as a mystery and as it
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: all unvolved and unfolded about it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: In your opinion obviously, something like like seventy bucks for.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: A hats too high?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon?
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, what are you thinking like?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: I look at it? What about eighteen eighteen?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Fucked man, I'd buy half eighteen?
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: You don't reckon? That's a bit cheap.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: That's pretty too.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fair point, okase in your you've sold
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: hats before.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I was sold hats to like forty, But
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: the way I look at these, I never priced it
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: too high where I wouldn't buy myself. So as long
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: as you're happy to you know, if you saw it
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: in the shops, you pick it up, you put it on,
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: and you fucking tapped your card, and that's all that matters.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Ickon what what price?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I feel there's a fine line between you get to
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: a price where it's like it's good quality and a
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: price where it's so cheap that it's bad quality.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you do it too low, then it just
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: reaps the poor quality. So you're back equality and and
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: then you know what I mean, yeah yourself.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Harry, you are the proud player of make them say
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: and you.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Hell, I did not expect that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Can you guess what were we trying to get you
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: to say that? You said, which is too good. We
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: had to get you to say the word low.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: We're just do.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: You discuss that? Well?
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, in the in the back of my head, I've
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: always wondered I could one day, They're gonna call me
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna pick it straight away because I listened
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: to all these shids. I'm gonna pick it straight away.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Fucking we got way out, way better than we thought.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: Was the reason is the reason why you fucking got
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: me so well, keeping jeeing me up all morning? Yeah, like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I'll call you then, I'll call you there.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I was expecting that. That's why we were late too,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: because last podcast went too long and we have to
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: call it and I was like, oh fuck, yeah, well.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Thanks for playing.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: You want yourself he's lost him.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I wanted more than a hat. I want to cover
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: the prophet.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Well you deserve it, I will joxuside. We wanted to
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: say thank you to mister Harry and mister Blues and Greens,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: because that's why the call it is so good and
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: it was a fun way.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: It was a fun way to way too low. I
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: was like, I was sitting there and I was like,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: I sort of I was waiting to see if you're
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: going to like follow with another sentence. I thought, sure,
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: he's can't be for real.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I wanted to go drastically low in me and you
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: were like that's a bit cheap, and I was like, fuck.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: You started yeah, if you want to, if you want
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: to lose money, and just for your own started to lead.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: The conversation and you're like, what's the market?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: This isn't where I thought you were going to say yourself.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And was like, just do the work for us. How,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. We'll talk to you seriously.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: If if there's no textbook written, we just wrote it.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: We just wrote the textbook approach. I don't think any
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: of our listeners are safe.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Facts, even if they know we're going to be trying it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: That's how we're going to do it. Every single one.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: We want to do it. Random generator, we'll get it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: We'll get a word yeah, and we have to say it.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: So take away from that. Everybody go to link in
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: the description to win a free hat. Yeah, and also
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: you and your number name and number. It will be
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: linked by in the Instagram. So scot at the bottom
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: and it'll say I'll call it wish, I call it we.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Got you know what you call it? Hats?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I say, make them say hats or whatever. But
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I say, we need a time frame. That took about
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: a minute. Yeah we can't.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I think a minute's probably like the max. Like we
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: said it time that's.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Too hard at the moment to frame you reckon. I
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: think because if we can keep them chatting forever, like
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: they're gonna know what's up. I thought, because if we
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: call them and they say, you've won to have they
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: know that they're not where, they're not playing. Make them
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: say but if we call them and we're chatting, they're like,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: oh fuck.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a victim of Make them say we only we
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: We should get them to like approve the poddy or
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: say like you're gone on the moon and we'll come
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: with you, something like that. We'll think of it for
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: the next episode, okay, and we'll put it. I'll put
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: it in the Lincoln bio description. What they have to say, Yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: this is fun, this is yeah, this is fun. This
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: is fun. It's still on the works, but that should
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: make sense. Yeah, this is fine, that should make sense.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Fuck, this is fun.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jake, tell me if you've ever experienced this when
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: you're a bartender. Right, so, you were serving two people,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: one male, one female. The male looks to they look
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: like they're building a rapport. Maybe they've just met each other. Yeah,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: and they order drinks and the guy pays for the drinks.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Has the female ever have you seen it in your
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: approval vision that the girls walked off after receiving the
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: free drink because she wasn't into him. One time I saw, Okay,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: there was a guy and a girl in line. I
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: was like, pretty busy. This Actually this brings up a
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: memory Kate. A guy and girl in line, and I
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: remember she was like short and he was tall. That's
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: all I remember, really, but I remember.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: They came up. There was like their turn.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: They were clearly in line together. It was their turn,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: and I remembered the vibe like he was trying to
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: get down and like talk to her and like maybe
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: trying to flirt, I don't know, be a bit touchy
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: feely in the movie, like trying to flirt with her
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: and maybe was like asking what she wanted to drink
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: and stuff, and she actually said a couple of times
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: like I'll buy my own drink. And I was like, oh, look,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: clearly she doesn't. She doesn't like this guy. And I
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: was like, that's a bit of actually that's a bit
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: of a clear sign that into you is. If you
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: offer her a drink, She's like, noh, buy my. That's
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: crazy to think about it. She's like she knows she's
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: not staying here.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And all I.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Can remember is just that she wasn't even like replying
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: to what he was saying. And I was like, dude,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: like I kind of want to say to the guy,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: likea you think you need to give it a break?
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Seriously, I think you might need to give it a break.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: That's a good example, but now we have others of
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: this is science, she's not into you. Yeah, and some
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: guys might need to take notes for you right now
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: because they can't really read between the lines. So do
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: you want me to go first to you?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: You go first? You go first?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, Science, she's not into you, plays songs about friendship
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: in the car when she's got the ox. Well that's
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: a puzzle and there's no way any guy is solving that. Yes,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: no way is guy is a guy solving that we're
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: just friends?
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Is there even any songs about being friends?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Mark Mellow has one called friends. I'm pretty sure I
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: wouldn't figure that outs. The bop this is a boy
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: to be like a couple of them in the car
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: with her, like, what are you talking?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: There's no way i'd figure that out.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: To kiss her.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: It's like when should I lean in?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, signs she's not into you when she knows you've
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: messaged her, but leaves it just long enough so when
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: she does reply, she can't possibly say yes to the
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: proposed plans. Oh that's that's also intricate. What do you
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: mean she leaves it just long enough. Oh sorry I
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: saw this.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I reckon. That's so easy to tell.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I reckon.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: That's so easy to tell.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I would just tell because she was like, oh sorry,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I was too loud anyway, But yeah, you're on your phone,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: your message her an hour ago, she's active twenty minutes ago,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: and then she messages you two hours later, and when like,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: it's stupid to do it now. That's sort of like
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: my one when she replies every like couple hours. Oh yeah,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: girls are I was on their phone.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Science she's not into you.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: This one's simple, but I do think a lot of
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: guys need to hear it is if you don't message first,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: then you don't then you won't talk. That's good. If
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: the guy doesn't message first, Yeah, it takes fifty to
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: fifty keep a conversation going. Another one is I think
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: it's an easy one, but if the conversation is kind
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: of dying, you can tell that she's not really into you,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: because it does. It's it's again a fifty to fifty
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: thing of trying to keep it alive. If you both
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: want it, like, you'll keep it alive, and if she's not. Yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: often here in the talking stage it is like, it's
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: so hard to keep the conversation guy, and it's like, yeah,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: like is it is it because she doesn't.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: If you both want it? Is it that hard?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I also would like this isn't This isn't something
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I suggest anyone does. And I've also never done it,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: but this I would not be a mad adult if
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: someone did this to me, But I can understand if
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: someone will be mad if it was happened to them.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Let's say me and my girlfriend, Right, we message a
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: couple times and we plan like and like plan on
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: hanging out one day and then we it's in a
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks, all right.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I would be more.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Than happy if she was to say, look, let's let's
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: like let's just do all our all of the you know,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: casualties in person, and let's just like not text for
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: the top for a couple of weeks until we meet.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, yeah, totally, Like that's fucking thed.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a great plan. But I would fully
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: understand that if I was to do that to her
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: or if someone like a lot of people wouldn't like that,
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: but I would fully be on board. Like your genius,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea. That would never work
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: for a girl.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I know it would never work.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: It woul communications hang out and then like three days
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: before it just like, oh, you're still good for Saturday,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: and then they're like yeah, they'd be like fuck picking
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: you up at seven, that's all that That would be
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: the best thing ever. To be fair, I reckon like,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: we should try that and see what the conversations are like, Like,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: maybe give it Monday to Friday so we don't talk
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: all Monday to Friday with our girlfriends?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Is this bad? And yes, it's terrible. This is a terrible.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: And then see what, like if there's like an extra
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: bit of like although it's there already, but extra bit
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: of love and spark, like they communicate like the Friday, Saturday,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Sunday is going to be like oh yeah, yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Like not not that.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I think my girlfriend's not chill And I don't think
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: that she's cycle at all. I just don't think that
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: she's going to accept. Like if I go to her
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: and say, what do you think about maybe we don't
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: talk for a full five days, just to see how
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: much we can talk on Saturday, I mean I mean
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: for the party.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Oh you mean me and you?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like we do it for a potty you and
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: me for the party and we don't.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: So it's like you and I don't talk, we don't
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: talk to our girlfriends.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we come back and see what is like?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think she's going to accept this.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Get her on the phone all right, anyway, she's not
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: into you. When you ask her to hang out, she
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: will say who else is going to be there?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Facts? I think that's that's a good one. I think
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: that's a really good one. Yeah, because it's just me
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: who's going to be there?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: If you go just you, it's like and then she's
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: kind of like oh, and there's like kind of like
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: an avoidance of answering the question. Well, some guys don't
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: know how to indicate properly that it's like a proper date,
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Like they would just say, like you want to like
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: go to get some food.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I hate that.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same like people are like, oh, let's catch up.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, call it a date obviously doing you're hanging out
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: one on one, not because you want to be friends,
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: catching up as friends, and like, just say to her,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I want to take you on a date. Make your
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: intentions clear from the start. Just say do I want
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: to take you on a date? Buy her some flowers, like,
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: just do all the nice things. Don't just be like, oh,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: I want to catch up, and then nah, she'll get
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: the eck and make it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Bro It's crazy the world we live in.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: He's got to find someone on the same wave length
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: as you. Signs she's not into you. When out at
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: like a club or somewhere, she lets her friends drag
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: her to the dance floor while chatting with you. Oh,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: because I feel like if she was into if she
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: was into you, she'd be like, no, no, go away,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not coming dancing. But if they say let's go dancing,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: and she's like okay, like she she obviously she's obviously
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: texted the groups that saved me either saved me or
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: if she gets dragged away and she doesn't like hold
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: your hand and bring you with her. I swear, I
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: swear though that there's always this has happening in our group?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Has that happened in all the groups? Normally, one girl
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: from like a friendship group or like a group of
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: two girls who is out is keen on one of
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: the boys, and then her friends like off all of
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: us yeah, and she's like no, no, no, like we gotta go,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: and we're like, oh, we're going to this other bar
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: and the friends like, oh, yeah, I want to come.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: I want to come in the friends no, no, Sally like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: were you playing this already? In that case, you know
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: she's into you if she's like please, like give me
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: a number, give me Instagram, you get something. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: you have to get some form of communication of like
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: let's do it. When this bitch is, when this buzz
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: my best friend around, like Jesus, signs she's not into
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: or maybe a sign you shouldn't be talking to her.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: She'll mention her ex all the time.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, I think.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some girls could be doing it as like a
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: tactic though, like all my ex used to and then
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: say something like that you used to do that was bad.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I would always take that as like she's obviously not
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: over an ex, or like she's saying this because like
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: she let me know she's not over an X, so
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I don't make a move.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Feel like, why is he always on your mind?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Why is everything I do.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Just compared to you?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that's a good point. Actually, yeah, that's a good point.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Are you out?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a few more science she's not into you? Avoiding? Yes,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: she'll say maybe I'll let you know.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: We'll see.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: That's that's the best one. Yeah, that is easily the
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: best one. That many girls do it. Oh my god,
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I mean I reckon. I like I do it to
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: friends that want to go do something and I don't
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: want to go, and I'm like, yeah, maybe, yeah, we'll say,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: And I don't realize that I'm just being someone that's
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: denying something, beating you around a bush.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want to say no.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And my last one science she's not into you.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: If you suspect she's not into you, you're probably right.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go with your guard.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd say go with your guard as well.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: So that's a good one.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: But it's honestly, is so hard to figure out sometimes
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: when you're in it and you like a girl to
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: like see that she's not into you, and sometimes you
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: build up that false expectation in your head that like she's, yeah,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: she's keen. That is a good point, Actually, that's yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: how do you man, I'm trying to think of times,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: just kidding, I've.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Never been with any other girl, love with my girlfriends.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: But I'm trying to think of I was trying to
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: think of times when we were out when I've noticed,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: like it's pretty like I've quite I've noticed someone being
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: denied and just like not really understanding that denied.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I have seen a lot of ah, I.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Want to say, like guys, when I was working and
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: it was it was like a nightclub night or whatever,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: it would get like really busy, and yeah, a lot
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: of guys you can tell just don't get the message. Really,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I think, especially being drunk, like they they are able
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: to see it. Oh yeah, Like guys will literally come
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: up cut the line in the bar to a girl
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: that's in the front of the line that they think's attractive,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: and they'll be like, oh, let me get this one
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: for you. And the amount of times I've seen a
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: girl just like let it happen, but then she just
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: walks away and doesn't. Yeah, I would cop a free
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: drink too, I mean, why not a They're expensive. It's
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: like twenty bucks for a cocktail, and it's even it's
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: like twelve bucks for just like a vocal Lime soda.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Wild, It's so expensive to just get drunk and have fun.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: An ridiculous Okay, Jake, we did did we start this
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: on Patreon and it was so good?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: We're doing scenarios right now and this got sent in
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: by Janna on Instagram.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe we should make a Google docs for scenarios.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: It's this one's why not You're gonna like this one?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I say, why not, let's make a Google Docs for scenarios.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I want to know what you're going to do. Okay,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: So your girlfriend has a serious illness and she's about
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: to die, and the only way to save her is
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: the kiss your ex. Would you kiss your ex and
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: save your girlfriend or not kiss your ex and your
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: girlfriend dies? All right, you have to answer.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm so scared.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Beth is watching now.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm so terrified. Run now. I have no idea
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: what to say.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I actually don't.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: There's there's There can't be a right answer right now.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, there is. There's a right answer. There is, Yes,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: there is. Fuck.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so there's a right answer.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: It's a right answer. Fuck.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: My heart's beating.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, she's got ten seconds left.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, let my girlfriend die and get back my ex.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Just kidding, I'm kidding.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, is.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That is the right Okay, seriously, I'm going to say.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I can believe you can't see it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I soa.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: So it's my girlfriend has a serious illness. Yes, she's
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: going to die. Yeah, I either kiss my ex. It's
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: the only way to say her kissing your ex. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: just kissed my ex.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, oh my girlfriend eyes. Yeah, I'm going to.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: I've got it, dude. Yes, I've got it, and you're
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: gonna be sappy.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I'm breaking up my girlfriend and kissing her.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a fucking genius.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: You saved your girlfriends?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, but you already.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Said that first answer.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: That was a joke.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: I was trying to make you laugh. I don't know, man,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: but that is the correct answer. I can't believe I
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: got that, So I'm surprised too, especially with your mental
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: capacity lately.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Wow, I cannot believe I got that. That was a
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: riddle and a half. Give us more. We want more people.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Holy I saw that. I was like, oh,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. And then she said
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: this is what my friend said.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that's good, but answer that
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: means a genius.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: What would you do?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: What you mean? Did you before she gave you the answer?
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Did you shut up?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I immediately thought that. I know. I was thinking, like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I have to let my girlfriend.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I was. I was about to say to you, like
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: my girlfriend's dad and I'm a widow.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: It's a sad time.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Holy Holy, that is funny.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe we should make a Google docs is the Google
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: docs docs episode? Yeah, dude, I'm liking this. Yeah, I
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: say put it like, give us more scenarios. That was
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: fucking That was good, all right. That was a fun episode.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: That was fun, that had a great time, that was left right,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: that was left right all over the place.
• 35:46
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• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Seventeen cents a day.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: That's I mean, skip off, skip step or whatever.
• 35:58
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• 36:02
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• 36:09
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• 36:10
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• 36:11
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