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COLD CUTS: The VO Gig · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The whole Ikey Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio.
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  Speaker 2: Hold Ikey, So the first.
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  Speaker 3: Time I've noticed in that song in the air, in
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  Speaker 3: the air, what is he saying.
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  Speaker 2: There in the air? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Love, Yeah, Okay, good yeah, because I thought he was
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  Speaker 3: saying something else there for a second, which would have
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  Speaker 3: been shocking. Now, the big poll today, we had the
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  Speaker 3: Big Pole and the question on the big pole was this,
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  Speaker 3: should this sport be taken out of the Olympics competitive walking?
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  Speaker 3: Yay or nay? Yay?
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  Speaker 4: That's right, you can vote. But Ikey Big shows Instagram
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  Speaker 4: story that is currently running. And then tomorrow all right,
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  Speaker 4: once twenty four hours have passed, we will have the
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  Speaker 4: definitive answer.
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  Speaker 2: Are we topping it or are we not?
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  Speaker 3: Can I just make the point too that this is definitive.
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  Speaker 3: So if the people say no, there will be no
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  Speaker 3: more walking at the next Olympics. It's it's a binding
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  Speaker 3: it's a binding referendum.
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  Speaker 4: It is Did you know that the first race walking
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  Speaker 4: was a nineteen oh four and it's been in there
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  Speaker 4: ever since one hundred and twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: That is incredible to me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, A few texts coming through on three four eight
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  Speaker 4: three walking as stupid. All they're doing is one hundred
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  Speaker 4: ways to avoid chafing.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit of a chafe going on at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if it's my daby's ititch.
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  Speaker 2: I'm wondering if it's psychosomitic.
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  Speaker 3: It just feels it feels adobe itchy to me.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if it's Can you have a look at it,
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  Speaker 4: keysy granddad sweater? What was most remarkable about you said
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  Speaker 4: you like my sweater?
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: What was most.
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  Speaker 4: Remarkable about Scott Barrett competing in Kawhala Lumper as a
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  Speaker 4: race walker is the fact he was only five.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was only a young back still a big unit.
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  Speaker 2: That was part of it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, But he was deceptively tall, wasn't he either? I
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  Speaker 5: think he was six one six two?
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  Speaker 4: So you sure it was Scott Barret because I've never
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  Speaker 4: heard about her dog roll.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was a race walk, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, And what did he do? He collapse?
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  Speaker 3: Well, he he had a massive leading before he got
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  Speaker 3: to the finish line, just got the massive wobbles and yeah,
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  Speaker 3: basically collapse.
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  Speaker 5: He hadn't had enough water, right, and sort of yeah, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the old brain fell apart a bit on the embarrassing,
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  Speaker 5: but the young fellow who gave it a good shot.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys want to know what the current pole
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  Speaker 4: is sitting at?
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  Speaker 3: I would say seventy no.
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  Speaker 5: I'd say ninety no, and maybe thirty years. I'd say
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  Speaker 5: ninety percent of people say get rid of it. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: I'd say, Jason's looked at the answers.
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  Speaker 4: The second one's correctet has looked at Jason?
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  Speaker 3: Is it actually? I would have thought it would have
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  Speaker 3: been more like ninety.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, until you looked at the answers and they thought
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  Speaker 2: I even loved Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's seventy two percent of people say it shouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: at the Olympics. So if this keeps up, we will
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  Speaker 4: be officially giving it to the French guillotine and.
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  Speaker 5: En can I just say we should also decide at
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  Speaker 5: what percentage should it be binding, because I feel like
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  Speaker 5: fifty one percent isn't convincing enough. It should have to
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  Speaker 5: be seventy percent or seventy five, you know, it should
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  Speaker 5: be the vast majority of people want it gone.
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  Speaker 3: I would say seventy five, Okay, seventy four, it's got
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  Speaker 3: to be seventy five for it to be a binding referee.
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  Speaker 5: No, great, I would sad least sixty six per Okay, well, yep, yep,
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  Speaker 5: we can do that as well if we go seventy five.
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  Speaker 3: Now, listen everyone, there's plenty of stuff coming up after
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  Speaker 3: five o'clock, including the foulers that have been giving me
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  Speaker 3: a bit of jip about one of my favorite little
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  Speaker 3: desserts at the moment at date, sponge with caramel sauce.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm going to make it for them after five
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  Speaker 3: o'clock and just let them have a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: taste test.
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  Speaker 4: So good, plus another chance to get the South and
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  Speaker 4: the draw for would you rather your last week to
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  Speaker 4: do so? Would you rather go to Bathurst or the
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  Speaker 4: n Our Grand Final? Keep an ear out.
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  Speaker 3: Great staff all that after five the Hurdarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 3: with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 1: And Kisy Radio Hobarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Would yourself you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Just a reminder, by the way, the final week
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  Speaker 3: of would you rather say, you better get your digits
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  Speaker 3: out and get dialing whenever there is the opportunity.
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  Speaker 4: Totally man, and that's going to be drawn and bricky
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  Speaker 4: this fry morning. Yes, yes, And by the way. If
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  Speaker 4: you wonder what am I choosing between? Would you rather
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  Speaker 4: go to the n r L Grand Final with an
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  Speaker 4: accommodation and a few other little goodies. Yeah, that's me,
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  Speaker 4: Bethist with flights and accommodation and some other goods.
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  Speaker 3: It's a tough choice. So good a Jude. How's life?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Jude?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Not bad? That's good, that's good. What do you
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  Speaker 3: do for a crush? Jude? I'm job handt hanging and
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  Speaker 3: it's awful. Bedbone, total backbone. What's at the job you're
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  Speaker 3: looking for? Well, I've done reception most of my life? Right, Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I tell you what? Have you tried ram rating? A
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  Speaker 5: lot of everybody's getting into it and the beauty is
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  Speaker 5: you can have whatever you want and you don't get caught.
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  Speaker 3: Very good.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk after this.
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  Speaker 3: Hey Jude, what are you after here? The n r
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  Speaker 3: L Grand Final, Oh, Bethist, Well, I love the cas
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  Speaker 3: but my son's my son really loves Ruggy Lake. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: sounds sounds backbone sounds good. I'll pass you over with
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  Speaker 3: the pak Son in studio. B All right, good luck,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, good on your men, Josh, your mad barset,
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  Speaker 3: Hell's life? Yeah? Good? Thanks, mane good good, just finished work?
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  Speaker 2: Have you man finished?
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  Speaker 1: About two o'clock?
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  Speaker 3: What time do you start? Oh? Yeah, see keasy. He
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  Speaker 3: gets up at Sex man, Josh, he starts work at
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  Speaker 3: sex gets up five totally. What do you do for Josh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm a radio on six till two.
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  Speaker 4: That's a long shift.
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  Speaker 2: There's a long shift, dails on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to give I'm not going to give
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  Speaker 3: that a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: I think being on the radio, I think he means
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  Speaker 2: it's a taxi dispatcher backbone.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, all right, Josh, what are you going with? Man
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  Speaker 3: n R L or Baptist?
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  Speaker 2: Good on your Josh.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like we haven't had nurl for ages. Everyone's
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  Speaker 3: just going.
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  Speaker 4: Beth is last just then literally just he's still on
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  Speaker 4: the line now.
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  Speaker 5: He was, and then the caller before, I mean she
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  Speaker 5: loved cars. But his son's right into the league.
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  Speaker 3: So wasn't that long to be fair.
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  Speaker 4: So that was a really random comment. He's already on hold,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, Jason Parkson's chatting to him. Hey, fellas, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: would you rather Jason?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, I'm just.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to get this thing moving, you know, redman X.
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  Speaker 4: Would you guys rather eat out by yourself, or eat
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  Speaker 4: it home with your family, to eat out but you
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  Speaker 4: like at a restaurant, really nice restaurant, but you're by yourself,
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  Speaker 4: or eat at home with your family, but it's like
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  Speaker 4: you know, your home food home food?
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  Speaker 2: Is it my home or your places home? No?
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  Speaker 4: Not, Jason's your place.
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  Speaker 2: I'll eat at home with my family things. I don't
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  Speaker 2: need a load, right and Jason.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely go out to a nice restaurant as long as
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  Speaker 3: it's not recommended by easy.
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  Speaker 2: Kezy. What would you do?
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  Speaker 4: Man? I can answer that, I mean I could, Okay there,
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  Speaker 4: What do you think I'd do?
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  Speaker 3: Can I just draw your attention if I might to
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  Speaker 3: flights over.
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  Speaker 2: To Ballei Oh true?
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  Speaker 3: And Economy and Premium mcconnoeydmioney and ditching his wife into Economy.
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  Speaker 4: She had fun.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm saying Kesey's gonna go restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: I think I would go restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodark.
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  Speaker 3: Is indeed Chemical Brothers There on the radio Hudarky Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four forty four
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  Speaker 3: and Vanilla Radio Today. The topic Car was regarding toilet rolls,
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  Speaker 3: play it go on, keysy that shipa radio, turn that
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  Speaker 3: shit off. And interestingly we had three options, of course,
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  Speaker 3: in terms of hanging and or not hanging. Well, that's
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  Speaker 3: right mine, Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I brought the story to the table. My option was
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  Speaker 4: the toilet paper has to be like a waterfall. The
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  Speaker 4: paper cascades down the front where yours.
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  Speaker 2: Mine was like a mullet go sort of runs down
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  Speaker 2: the wall.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, whereas I went totally rogue.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you're at a hot take.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: What was it again?
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  Speaker 3: Totally rogue, no hanger at all, just sits on a
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  Speaker 3: little bench by the.
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  Speaker 4: Toilet there, hot take alert.
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  Speaker 3: And as always the texts have been going off on
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  Speaker 3: three four eight three. It's just gone nuts. It is
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  Speaker 3: not really, it's just gone crazy.
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  Speaker 4: This is what really does annoy me is that we,
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  Speaker 4: as a joke do some vanilla radio and the text
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  Speaker 4: machine a noise lights everyone. People love it. This text
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  Speaker 4: is good contents, great fellers, love yous. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: Nice. That's nice feedback, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: I like mere waterfall boys chairs and that's from Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Can I have a ding for that.
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  Speaker 4: John O from Dunedin. He likes a waterfall as well, fellas,
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  Speaker 4: it's two for waterfall. Get a fellas, I'd like to
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  Speaker 4: save colon costs by using a toilet brush a hot
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  Speaker 4: take alert.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say, regarding toilet rolls, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: you know something that really bugs me? You know something
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  Speaker 3: that really bugs.
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  Speaker 4: I just worry that this isn't vanilla enough to Okay,
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  Speaker 4: here it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's very vanilla keasy. You know when you're in a
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  Speaker 3: public toilet and they've got their own little hangars there,
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  Speaker 3: and it's a very vigorous. It's very sort of totally
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  Speaker 3: sort of put in there. So you go to pull
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  Speaker 3: the roll down, it just keeps whipping of after one square.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this keeps geez.
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  Speaker 3: That bugs me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So you said they could dig it, Oh dig it
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  Speaker 3: because I need I need like thirty squares for each wipe.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's a uh has a has a hot take?
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  Speaker 4: Good a, fellas. I just use my hanky. So as
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  Speaker 4: you can see a lot of people texting in on
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  Speaker 4: three four eight three and getting amongst it, loving the content.
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  Speaker 2: So it's good stuff. All right.
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  Speaker 3: We'll just be doing that throughout.
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  Speaker 2: Can you package us up? Brother?
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  Speaker 4: Can you send it off to the Vanilla Radio Awards?
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  Speaker 3: In the meantime, he's the Rolling Stones Chin the.
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  Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
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  Speaker 3: And Kisey Hurry in there on the radio Honarkey Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Thursday afternoon, twenty six minutes past four o'clock. Now, fellas,
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  Speaker 3: we're off tomorrow, aren't we flying down country to Nowson,
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  Speaker 3: the beatiful Nelson to see the fellas at Hop Federation.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, that's correct. We are going down there because
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  Speaker 4: we have been teaming up with them. We sent them
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  Speaker 4: some ingredients and tastes we wanted them to capture, and
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  Speaker 4: they've created an all new Backbone brew which will be
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  Speaker 4: debuting at Beavana twenty third and twenty fourth of August.
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  Speaker 4: So if you're going down to that, go along Top
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  Speaker 4: Federation and taste it. We won't actually be here tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: We will be checking in though, I believe mash from
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  Speaker 4: the brick for shows looking after things is we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: go down and get involved with the actual production of
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  Speaker 4: things in the canning and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. And just on that note, by the way, fellows,
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  Speaker 3: some of them marketing came up to me. They've got
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  Speaker 3: a voiceover to do, and they wondered if someone from
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  Speaker 3: the Big Show can do it. I can't because they've
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  Speaker 3: been doing so many voice overs. They just wanted a
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  Speaker 3: different voice, I e. Either you Keezy or you Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get the scripts I sent you, by the.
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  Speaker 2: Way, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, did you get them? Kezy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I got it.
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  Speaker 5: It seems like your favoring Kezy already there, well shitting
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  Speaker 5: me up for a fall there.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean your c seed on the email.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because so I thought we could just run through them
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  Speaker 3: now because they'll looking for a sort of happy, kind
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  Speaker 3: of blokey read you know what I mean. So, Keysy,
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  Speaker 3: if you want to give it a little run there,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll just have a listen and see who I
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  Speaker 3: think's best for it is this.
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  Speaker 2: It's my junk folder.
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  Speaker 3: It's paid, So it's paid all right from the Big Show?
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  Speaker 3: Ye ah.
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  Speaker 4: The all New Backbone Brew, brought to you by Hop Federation.
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  Speaker 4: How did how did how that sound?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 3: I just felt like you were putting on a weird
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  Speaker 3: kind of radio voice, MOGGI. If you could do it, mate,
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  Speaker 3: that would be great.
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  Speaker 2: Feel new.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, The New Backbone Brew brought to you by Hot Federation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, what was what did you ask? What do you
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  Speaker 4: want it to sound like?
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be blokey, kind of fun and relaxed, right, So,
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  Speaker 3: just hearing what Mogi just did, give it another crack there, keasy,
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  Speaker 3: bright clean, like like a Pilsner.
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  Speaker 5: Do you mind, Jose I think Keys that you're sort
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  Speaker 5: of going with that old school idea of what a
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  Speaker 5: bloke is, and then let's change, right, and then we've
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  Speaker 5: moved on from you know, uh, you know, sort of
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  Speaker 5: like a raggabagger with.
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  Speaker 2: His plaid shirt or a hundred dollars or that.
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  Speaker 5: It's a lot more natural, you know, a bloke these days,
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  Speaker 5: it could be anybody exactly for you.
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  Speaker 3: So that's why Mogi is kind of giving another crack there.
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  Speaker 3: It's just keeping in mind how Moggie's doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so just quickly, how do you do it? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: I'll do it one more time for you. But it
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  Speaker 5: feels like now at the point where I need to
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  Speaker 5: get cars, so I'm not going to keep on giving
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  Speaker 5: it away for nothing. Josie to the front. Sure, The
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  Speaker 5: all new Backbone Brew brought to you by Hop Federation. Lovely, Lovely,
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  Speaker 5: the all New Backbone Brew brought to you by Hop Federation.
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  Speaker 5: All they say imitation is the highest form of flattery,
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  Speaker 5: But you've got to bring your own flavors.
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  Speaker 4: You're just flavor to it.
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  Speaker 5: Then once again, it's the all New Backbone Brew brought
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  Speaker 5: to you by Hop Federation.
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  Speaker 3: You sound man, Yeah, you sound like you've lost your mind.
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  Speaker 3: One more time on.
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  Speaker 4: You, Backbone Brew brought to you by Hot Federation.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have a wine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Megan, let's just go with you, eh.
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  Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
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  Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey