Latest / Adventure Books Collection / 04 - Gulliver's Travels - Jonathan Swift
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- 0:00Chapter four, Mildendo the Metropolis of Lilliput, described, together with the Emperor's
- 0:07Palace, a conversation between the author and a principal secretary concerning the affairs of
- 0:13that empire, the author's offers to serve the Emperor in his wars. The
- 0:18first request I made after I had obtained my liberty was that I might have
- 0:24license to see Mildendo the metropolis, which the Emperor easily granted me, but
- 0:30with a special charge to do no hurt either to the inhabitants or their houses.
- 0:35The people had notice by proclamation of my design to visit the town.
- 0:40The wall which encompassed it is two feet and a half high and at least
- 0:45eleven inches broad, so that a coach and horses may be driven very safely
- 0:49round it, and it is flanked with strong towers at ten feet distance.
- 0:54I stepped over the great western gate and passed very gently and sidling through the
- 0:59two princes streets only in my short waistcoat, for fear of damaging the roofs
- 1:03and eaves of the houses. With the skirts of my coat. I walked
- 1:07with the utmost circumspection to avoid treading on any stragglers who might remain in the
- 1:12streets, although the orders were very strict that all people should keep in their
- 1:18houses at their own peril. The garret windows and tops of houses were so
- 1:23crowded with spectators that I thought, in all my travels, I had not
- 1:26seen a more populous place. The city is an exact square, each side
- 1:32of the wall being five hundred feet long. The two great streets, which
- 1:37run across and divide it into four quarters, are five feet wide. The
- 1:42lanes and alleys, which I could not enter, but only view them as
- 1:46I passed, are from twelve to eighteen inches. The town is capable of
- 1:51holding five hundred thousand souls. The houses are from three to five stories.
- 1:57The shops and markets well provided. The Emperor's Palace is in the center of
- 2:01the city, where the two great streets meet. It is enclosed by a
- 2:07wall of two feet high and twenty feet distance from the buildings. I had
- 2:13His Majesty's permission to step over this wall, and the space being so wide
- 2:17between that and the palace, I could easily view it on every side.
- 2:23The outward court is a square of forty feet and includes two other courts in
- 2:28the innermost are the Royal apartments, which I was very desirous to see,
- 2:32but found it extremely difficult, for the great gates from one square into another
- 2:38were but eighteen inches high and seven inches wide. Now, the buildings of
- 2:43the outer court were at least five feet high, and it was impossible for
- 2:46me to stride over them without infinite damage to the pile, though the walls
- 2:52were strongly built of hewn stone and four inches thick. At the same time,
- 2:57the Emperor had a great desire that I should see them magnificence of his
- 3:00palace, but this I was not able to do till three days, after
- 3:06which I spent in cutting down with my knife some of the largest trees in
- 3:09the royal park, about a hundred yards distant from the city. Of these
- 3:15trees, I made two stools, each about three feet high and strong enough
- 3:20to bear my weight. The people. Having received notice a second time,
- 3:25I went again through the city to the palace with my two stools in my
- 3:30hands. When I came to the side of the outer court, I stood
- 3:34upon one stool and took the other in my hand. This I lifted over
- 3:38the roof and gently set it down on the space between the first and second
- 3:42court, which was eight feet wide. I then stepped over the building very
- 3:47conveniently, from one stool to the other, and drew up the first after
- 3:52me with a hooked stick. By this contrivance, I got to the innermost
- 3:57court, and, lying down upon my side, I applied my face to
- 4:00the window of the middle stories, which were left open on purpose, and
- 4:05discovered the most splendid apartments that can be imagined. There, I saw the
- 4:10Empress and the young princes in their several lodgings, with their chief attendants about
- 4:15them. Her Imperial Majesty was pleased to smile very graciously upon me, and
- 4:20gave me out of the window her hand to kiss. But I shall not
- 4:26anticipate the reader with further descriptions of this kind, because I reserved them for
- 4:30a greater work, which is now almost ready for the press, containing a
- 4:34general description of this empire from its first erection through a long series of princes,
- 4:41with a particular account of their wars and politics, laws, learning and
- 4:46religion, their plants and animals, their peculiar manners and customs, with other
- 4:50matters very curious and useful. My chief design at present being only to relate
- 4:57such events and transactions as happened to the public or to myself, during a
- 5:01residence for about nine months in that empire. One morning, about a fortnight
- 5:08after I had obtained my liberty, Will Dressel, Principal Secretary, as they
- 5:13style him for private affairs, came to my house, attended only by one
- 5:16servant. He ordered his coach to wait at a distance, and desired I
- 5:21would give him an hour's audience, which I readily consented to, on account
- 5:27of his quality and personal merits, as well as of the many good offices
- 5:30he had done me during my solicitations at court. I offered to lie down
- 5:35that he might the more conveniently reach my ear, but he chose rather to
- 5:41let me hold him in my hand. During our conversation, he began with
- 5:45compliments on my liberty, said he might pretend to some merit in it,
- 5:49but however, added that if it had not been for the present situation of
- 5:55things at court, perhaps I might not have obtained it so soon, For
- 6:00said he as flourishing a condition, as we may appear to be into foreigners,
- 6:04we labor under two mighty evils, a violent faction at home and the
- 6:09danger of an invasion by a most portent enemy from abroad. As to the
- 6:14first, you ought to understand that, for about seventy moons past, there
- 6:17have been two struggling parties in this empire under the names of Tramachisson and Slamachison.
- 6:23From the high and low heels of their shoes by which they distinguish themselves.
- 6:29It is alleged, indeed, that the high Hills are most agreeable to
- 6:32our ancient constitution. But however this be, his Majesty has determined to make
- 6:39use of only low heels in the administration of the government and all offices in
- 6:43the gift of the Crown, as you cannot but observe, and particularly that
- 6:47His Majesty's imperial heels are lower, at least by a dreer than any of
- 6:51his court drew is a measure about the fortieth part of an inch. The
- 6:57animosities between these two parties from so high that they will neither eat, nor
- 7:01drink nor talk with each other. We compute the Tremechison or high heels to
- 7:06exceed us in number, but the power is wholly on our side. We
- 7:12apprehend His Imperial Highness, the Heir to the Crown, to have some tendency
- 7:15towards the high heels. At least we can plainly discover that one of his
- 7:19heels is higher than the other, which gives him a hobble in his gait.
- 7:24Now, in the midst of these intense disquiets, we are threatened with
- 7:28an invasion from the island of Blefuscuie, which is the other great empire of
- 7:31the universe, almost as large and powerful as that of His Majesty. For
- 7:36as to what we have heard, you affirm that there are other kingdoms and
- 7:40states in the world inhabited by human creatures as large as yourself. Our philosophers
- 7:45are in much doubt and would rather conjecture that you dropped from the moon or
- 7:49one of the stars, because it is certain that a hundred mortals of your
- 7:54bulk would in a short time destroy all the fruits and cattles of His Majesty's
- 7:57dominions. Besides, our histories of six thousand moons make no mention of any
- 8:03other regions than the two great empires of Liliput and Blefusca, which two mighty
- 8:07powers have, as I was going to tell you, been engaged in a
- 8:11most obstinate war for six and thirty moons past. It began upon the following
- 8:16occasion. It is allowed on all hands that the primitive way of breaking eggs
- 8:22before we eat them was upon the larger end. But his present Majesty's grandfather,
- 8:28while he was a boy, going to eat an egg and breaking it
- 8:31according to the ancient practice, having to cut one of his fingers. Whereupon
- 8:37the Emperor his father published an edict commanding all his subjects, upon great penalties,
- 8:43to break the smaller end of their eggs. The people so highly resented
- 8:48this law that our histories tell us there have been six rebellions raised on that
- 8:52account, wherein one emperor lost his life and another his crown. These civil
- 8:58commotions were constantly fermented by the monarchs of Blefuscue, and when they were quoiled,
- 9:03the exiles always fled for refuge to that empire. It is computed that
- 9:09eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their
- 9:13eggs at the smaller end. Many hundred large volumes have been published upon this
- 9:18controversy, but the books of the Big Indians have been long forbidden, and
- 9:22the whole party rendered incapable by law of holding employments. During the course of
- 9:28these troubles, the Empress of Blefuscue did frequently expostulate by their ambassadors, accusing
- 9:33us of making a schism in religion by offending against a fundamental doctrine of our
- 9:39great prophet lustrog in the fifty fourth chapter of the Blundercraal, which is their
- 9:45al Koran. This, however, is thought to be a mere strain upon
- 9:48the text, for the words are these that all true believers break their eggs
- 9:52at the convenient end, And which is the convenient end seems, in my
- 9:58humble opinion, to be left to every man's conscience, or at least in
- 10:01the power of the chief magistrate to determine. Now the being Indian exiles have
- 10:07found so much credit in the Emperor of Blefuscue's court, and so much private
- 10:11assistance and encouragement from their party here at home, that a bloody war has
- 10:16been carried on between the two empires for six and thirty moons, with various
- 10:20success, during which time we have lost forty capital ships and a much greater
- 10:26number of smaller vessels, together with thirty thousand of our best seamen and soldiers,
- 10:33and the damage received by the enemy is reckoned to be somewhat greater than
- 10:35ours. However, they have now equipped a numerous fleet, and are just
- 10:41preparing to make a descent upon us, and His Imperial Majesty, placing great
- 10:46confidence in your valor and strength, has commanded me to lay this account of
- 10:50his affairs before you. I desired the Secretary to present my humble duty to
- 10:56the Emperor, and to let him know that I thought it would not become
- 11:01me, who was a foreigner, to interfere with parties. But I was
- 11:05ready, with the hazard of my life, to defend his person and state
- 11:09against all invaders. End of Chapter four, Part one,