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Woman Shot with Crossbow & LA Guns Splits – You Can’t Make This Up · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_02: Hey, this is Jeremy from Sanhedrin, and you are watching CMS-TV.
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  SPEAKER_02: A New Jersey business owner shot in the face with a crossbow.
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  SPEAKER_02: It happened at an exotic bird store in Saddlebrook.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, everything about this story is already an exotic bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
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  SPEAKER_03: This happened at an exotic bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I got one of those in my neighborhood.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't even think within 20 miles of me where there's a bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Have you ever been to a bird store?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, that would be the pet store where you could buy a parakeet.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: An exotic bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  I just had my crossbow out and I just happened to wander into
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  an exotic bird store.
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  I was looking for an Australian toucan and I went to the exotic
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  bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, what else do you have?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, speaking of bands we don't want to see without the original parts.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is tragic, I know.
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  SPEAKER_03: But Riley's LA Guns are officially calling it quits.
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  SPEAKER_03: Without the bones of Steve Riley?
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't believe it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know people were just hoping that they were going to continue on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or as Nichols L.A.
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  SPEAKER_03: Guns or something.
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  SPEAKER_03: But they've decided to end the band.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you heartbroken by this?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: again,
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  SPEAKER_03: with Tracy and Phil,
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  and we've pointed this out a million times over the decades
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  we've done this show,
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  SPEAKER_03: it always boils down to the vocalist and the guitarist.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Riley's L.A.
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  SPEAKER_03: Guns had neither.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the current LA guns that is out there touring has Tracy and Phil.
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  SPEAKER_03: And as far as fans are concerned, that's all they care about.
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  No,
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  I know it's this band quite honestly should have ended the day
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  that they had that lawsuit.
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  The day they weren't allowed to be called LA guns anymore
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  should have been the last
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  SPEAKER_03: day of this band.
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't you think?
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  SPEAKER_03: I agree.
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  And I don't think,
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  you know,
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  they should have gone out there even to begin with.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I understand.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I knew Steve Riley fairly well.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, Steve, unless you knew the guy, the guy was...
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  and I don't want to,
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  I hate using this,
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  but this falls into this category.
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  SPEAKER_03: Steve was a real sweetheart.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, that guy treated me very well.
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  SPEAKER_03: Every time I was around or I went to a show or whatever, he,
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  He would always,
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  with his Boston accent,
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  Neely,
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  you were such a rock stalwart.
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  You're one of our soldiers,
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  you know,
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  and he'd always be just very friendly like that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Come back on the bus with us.
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  SPEAKER_03: Come back here and, you know, hang out with us, you know.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he was always just really kind.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Always.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I miss that guy,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: and I,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: the fact that he got as ill as he did and passed away,
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  SPEAKER_03: that's very sad.
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  But I just thought it was really weird because I interviewed
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  both Steve and Kelly
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  SPEAKER_03: Nichols for their release of their record.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I agreed with their point that we helped write
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  SPEAKER_03: those original LA gun songs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So there's no reason why we should not be allowed to perform them.
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  SPEAKER_03: And,
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  SPEAKER_03: and I agreed with that part,
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  SPEAKER_03: but the thing is,
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  SPEAKER_03: is when you go out there calling yourself,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: Riley's LA guns or Steven Piercey's rat or Jack Russell's great white,
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  SPEAKER_03: or it's unfortunate.
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  It gets to that point,
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  you know,
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  and it's just like,
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  yeah,
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  no,
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  it just,
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  it is bizarre.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: But that's where the industry was, you know?
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  And,
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  you know,
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  again,
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  this goes back to the two rats that were touring around.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: Stephen Piercy had left the band,
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  SPEAKER_03: what was that,
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  SPEAKER_03: back in 2000 or 2002,
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  SPEAKER_03: somewhere around there?
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  SPEAKER_03: Somewhere in there, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he was going out there as...
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  you know steven piercey's rat and the other guys and rat being
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  warren d martini and
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  bobby blotzer and um jizzy pearl they were out there as rat and
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  then the lawsuits
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  ensued and you know then steven piercey couldn't use the rat
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  and then he was using
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  SPEAKER_03: the rat bastards and
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  You know,
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  same thing with Jack Russell who unfortunately passed away as well.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, he got into it with his band, Great White.
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  SPEAKER_03: And,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: regardless of what you think of Great White or that situation,
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  Great White just wasn't Great White without Jack Russell
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  fronking the band.
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  SPEAKER_03: It just wasn't the same.
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  That is one time that the fake band was actually better than
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  the real band.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jack Russell's Great White, better than
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  great white great white with it with whoever you want to put as
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  the singer yeah but
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  um you know la right and again after steve passed away that
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  should have been the
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  end of that yeah it should have been to go out there still
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  under riley's la guns
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  are you kidding me i really am surprised it's not nickel's la
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  guns now it's it's so
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  SPEAKER_03: bizarre it is it's dumb
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  That is picking the bones quite literally because there's not
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  that much juice there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  You're still using Steve Riley's name as part of the Riley's LA
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  guns and touring.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's probably the legal name.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I get it.
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  I get that part,
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  but,
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  but from an integrity part,
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  who's interested in that?
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  SPEAKER_03: No one was interested in it when he was alive.
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  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, was anybody interested in that?
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  no and and the reason why they even came together is because
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  they had the offer
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  from m3 to to go out there as la guns right you know because
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  steve steve uh
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  basically got alienated from the la guns because he and tracy
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  had a big falling out
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  SPEAKER_03: right and uh bill left
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  riley because they were torn around as la guns without tracy
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  and then when bill and
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  tracy got back together then they assumed the name yeah that's
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  so stupid this
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  SPEAKER_03: business gets dumber than dumb doesn't it
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah,
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  SPEAKER_03: it's just whatever fickle thing is,
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  SPEAKER_03: and obviously we talked about it at the beginning of the show,
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  SPEAKER_03: that L.A.
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  SPEAKER_03: Guns is out there touring for their new record,
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  SPEAKER_03: and our friends from Red Rain are going to open seven shows with them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, thank God it's with L.A.
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  SPEAKER_03: Guns and not Riley's L.A.
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  SPEAKER_00: Guns.
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  SPEAKER_03: They'd be in a world of hurt, canceling those tickets.
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  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, that's all I want to say about that.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, what a surprise.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know, it's a shocker.
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  SPEAKER_03: The people weren't interested enough to fill clubs with Riley's LA Guns?
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  SPEAKER_03: Apparently not.
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  SPEAKER_03: With one guy who played bass?
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  SPEAKER_03: Apparently not.
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  Well,
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  somebody pointed this out in the chat,
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  and I just plain forgot,
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  so thank you whoever did.
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  I meant to bring up,
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  and I should have done this in the very first segment,
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  So as some people are aware,
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  and I'm not advertising here,
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  but I am available to do cameos.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I do cameos from time to time.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do a couple a month.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not many, you know, but every once in a while I get a cameo request.
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  SPEAKER_03: And usually they're silly and fun and they just want me to say something.
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  SPEAKER_03: You remember the flock of seagulls thing and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, and I try to have fun with them just to be silly.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I got one this week that is just odd.
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  I literally got a request from a politician running for office
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  to endorse him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fan of ours?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know nothing about him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, what state or precinct?
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  SPEAKER_03: Kentucky.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's running for Kentucky Senate.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not Nathan from Kentucky, is it?
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not.
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  SPEAKER_03: I forget the guy's name.
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  SPEAKER_03: You'll hear it in the cameo.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've got the cameo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Desktop, where did it go?
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  So here is my cameo that I did for this candidate for Kentucky
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  Senate in 2026.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's going on there, Kentucky?
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  It's Chris Aiken from the Classic Metal Show and Chris Aiken
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  Presents and the Seth
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  SPEAKER_03: Williams Show.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I just got to say to you guys,
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  it is time to stop voting for these career politicians who are
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  just bought and paid for.
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  In 2026,
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  you need to vote for someone who actually knows what it's like
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  to walk in your shoes.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's Lewis Grider for Senate.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's been in the fast food industry,
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  SPEAKER_03: he's served in the military,
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  SPEAKER_03: he's driven trucks,
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  SPEAKER_03: and he's run a business.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's like us.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's real experience.
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  SPEAKER_03: The kind that represents hard-working Kentuckians.
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  SPEAKER_03: Forget the same old politicians like Daniel Cameron.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vote for someone who understands you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vote for Louis Grider for Senate in 2026.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am Chris Akin, and I endorse this message, so you should too.
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  SPEAKER_03: Vote for Louis Grider.
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  SPEAKER_03: Louis Grider.
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  SPEAKER_03: Louis Grider.
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  SPEAKER_03: And where is he from?
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  SPEAKER_03: Kentucky, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like Louisville or?
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  SPEAKER_03: No idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: No idea?
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  Dude,
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  it was a pain in the ass just looking him up to find content to
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  do a cameo on him.
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  SPEAKER_03: And do you even know how he came across you at all to watch for a cameo?
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  The only thing I think of is that my rate was cheap and he
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  didn't have a big budget,
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  SPEAKER_03: so he's hiring all the $10 guys.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: But here I am.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm endorsing Senate candidates now.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: Now, did you...
• 11:45
  Did you film that in black and white,
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  or it just came out looking like that?
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  I filmed it at like four in the morning,
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  and the only light I had on was my computer monitor.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_03: I eddy-trunked it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I didn't put a whole ton of effort in.
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  I put enough effort to write a little script together so that I
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  could be competent,
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  SPEAKER_03: but not necessarily my best one.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: But whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's interesting.
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  so here i am endorsing political candidates now all right yeah
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  why he chose me i
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  have no idea do you pull weight down there in kentucky and down
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  in them their coal
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  hills i guess i do i guess you didn't realize the strong the
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  stronghold person i am
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  SPEAKER_03: in the kentucky valley well that's where your ex-wife is from right yeah
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe Louis Grider knows her.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Maybe she told him, you should do a cameo with him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Cameo.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, so there you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm endorsing politicians now.
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  SPEAKER_03: How about that?
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  SPEAKER_03: You're politically connected.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm very politically correct.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: Corrected.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, collected.
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  SPEAKER_03: Connected.
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  SPEAKER_03: Connected.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't get the words out.
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  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm tired tonight.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Stumbling a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, all right.
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  I got other shit,
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  but none of it's real interesting unless,
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  unless you don't have stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, the, the fans always send stuff in.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, actually, uh, I'm going to email you something here real quick.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  Uh,
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  demon checked in and she wants to see if we want to review a
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  couple of new songs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_03: One is from Jizzy Pearl.
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't want to review it?
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_03: No?
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: And one is from Herman Raribel.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll do that one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did we do the one for, he does the cover of the... We did Heart.
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  SPEAKER_03: What about love?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, this one is for, uh, what's her face?
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  SPEAKER_03: The little, what's her face?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's her?
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't think of her name.
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  Uh,
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  when with,
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  um,
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  she was popular in the early eighties,
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  little rocker chick.
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  SPEAKER_03: Uh, that's it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Pat Benatar.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: He does love as a battlefield.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh goodness.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can you pull that one up?
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just could not think of her name for all I was worth.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's see here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do, do, do, do, do YouTube.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's see here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Herman rare bell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Love is a battle.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  There's a,
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  apparently a video on the YouTubes doing the,
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  uh,
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  love is a love is a battlefield.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: I got it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's get that put up here.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let's see.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's see how well he covers this Pat Benatar classic.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  talking to him this week as well so are you some questions will
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  be asked well i
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  have to ask him why why are you doing this that is pretty much
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  what's on my mind
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  and so it's you know again this is what his third one he's
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  doing with the german
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  the german with the guest um musicians doing various covers and
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  so on and so forth
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  SPEAKER_03: it's just like what what is the purpose of this
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  SPEAKER_03: You're hitting on my thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_03: That is my question, is why?
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  SPEAKER_03: Why are you doing this?
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  SPEAKER_03: Explain it to me.
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  SPEAKER_03: Help me understand.
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  SPEAKER_03: Please.
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  SPEAKER_03: But maybe this one's good.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have not even heard this, so let's check it out.
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  SPEAKER_03: Never, never, never.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, could you put more reverb on that?
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm making sure I don't have something goofy going on here.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was a lot of reverb.
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  SPEAKER_03: Lots of reverb.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's try that again.
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  SPEAKER_03: Whew.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: They got rid of it here.
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  SPEAKER_03: That, that must be a purpose move to have that reverb.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  Well,
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  when you make it all soupy like that,
• 17:27
  it covers up your lack of vocal ability.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my goodness.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_03: This is a, Hmm.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, here we go.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: the bassist back there,
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_03: playing his bass really high like that,
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_03: that reminds me of that I Love You Man movie,
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: where he's playing,
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_03: slapping the bass,
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: man.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: He goes, are you sure you're supposed to be playing it up to this?
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is, man...
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_03: Any bets on this being an iPhone video?
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: This looks like an iPhone video.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, could be.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's see.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe we're judging too quickly.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_03: It might get good here.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: Why do you hurt me so bad?
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't help me to know.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_01: Do I stand in your way?
• 18:30
  or am i the best thing you've had believe me believe me i can't
• 18:38
  tell you out but
• 18:40
  i'm trapped by your love and i'm chained to your sight could
• 18:49
  these guys look any
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_03: more like they all just wandered in
• 18:54
  I just think it's funny that Herman Maribel is playing this in
• 18:57
  a sports jacket.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: He's wearing a sports jacket.
• 19:02
  Like he's coming in for the two-for-one fish fry something,
• 19:07
  you know,
• 19:07
  at a senior home.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Then you got this guy.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what this shirt he's wearing is.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: Another guy's in a T-shirt.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: Another guy's in a tie.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: And the girl's in a leather skirt and trying to hot it up a little bit.
• 19:23
  The whole band is,
• 19:25
  do you think this is just whatever they were wearing when they
• 19:27
  showed up?
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's kind of funny, though.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's interesting.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's just so mismatched.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: There's a lot going on, that's for sure.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's get a little more here.
• 19:56
  I don't remember because it was a long time ago when Herman was
• 20:01
  in the Scorpions.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_03: But did he not?
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_03: He used to hit the drums a lot harder than this.
• 20:07
  I mean,
• 20:08
  this is,
• 20:10
  you know,
• 20:10
  this is entertainment on a Saturday afternoon at the retirement home.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_03: He's using the pressure you would use with those brush things.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_03: He's doing a whole Buddy Rich thing.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: What is he doing?
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's kind of funny.
• 20:32
  All that being said,
• 20:33
  look,
• 20:33
  the song is not great,
• 20:36
  but it is not horrendous either.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_03: But again, why?
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the big question is why.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_03: Why are you doing this?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: Are you just having fun?
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I have to ask him.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: I literally have to ask him, why are you doing this?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: Is it financial?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: Is it fun?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: What is it?
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_03: I know he's going to say it's fun, but I will ask.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_03: All right, more of this.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: They really need a better engineer for that reverb.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's a one-take thing.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's like they have a button that says reverb,
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: and the slider is just stuck all the way up,
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: so you get maximum reverb on your voice.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: It literally sounds like she's in a gym.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: Holy cow.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 22:28
  How excited was that guy in the T-shirt when he got the call to
• 22:32
  be on the new
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: Herman Rarebell record?
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: He was probably all excited, and then all these old fucks showed up.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: He was like, Jesus, what am I doing?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: Why can't I form my own band?
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_03: This is... I don't hate the song, though.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: That's the weird thing.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she's not great.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: They're not great, but it's not the worst I've heard.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's more or less karaoke.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_03: And not the worst one that you hear at the bar.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, of course not.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_03: This is the between 8 and 10 p.m.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: karaoke, not the 1 to 3 in the morning karaoke.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: This is a little better for you.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here's a little more.
• 23:23
  But if we get much closer I could lose control And if your
• 23:30
  heart surrenders
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_00: No one can tell us we're wrong
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: That's the guy from Heart?
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's Howard Lease?
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: Is it?
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: I think it is.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: Is it?
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_03: Right?
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's Howard Lease.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_03: Is that who that is?
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_03: Where's the keyboards?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: No, maybe it's not.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: Herman Rarebell in this clip.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: Guitars.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_03: Fabian Navziger?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: I said Zigger.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_03: I guess that's who that is, or is that Michael T. Voss?
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: Backing vocals and guitars.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe that's Michael Voss.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know who it is.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_03: I just know it's pretty average.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how else to put it.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's pretty blah.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want more of this or no?
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: No, I mean, it's almost over.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: So might as well finish out the last 30 seconds or a minute.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_03: I've got to tell you, we nailed it.
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_03: Lots of fucky effect on that vocal.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know about that one.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's all right.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, look, what are we really expecting?
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's really the question, isn't it?
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: Well, again, I don't understand what the reason is.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_03: Me either.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_03: And to actually shoot a video.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: granted,
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: in today's day and age,
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: with video technology,
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: it probably didn't cost a whole lot to do that.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_03: The editing would have been the most,
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: if there's cost involved,
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: if you paid somebody to do the editing,
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: that's where the most cost was involved.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: Why do I think Herman has a grandson that did it?
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_03: But what's the purpose of this?
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you're not going to hear it anywhere else.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's making his mark outside of the Scorps.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: I guess,
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_03: if you're looking for revenue on something like that,
• 27:43
  you would might hope that maybe a movie soundtrack might pick
• 27:47
  up your version of it
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: or something.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_03: Outside of that, are people buying this?
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_03: What movie's going to pick up that song?
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, again, I'm just saying that that would be the hope.
• 28:01
  that somebody would pick up that version aside from the
• 28:04
  original copyright version
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: through the record label.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_00: No,
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: we can't afford the Pat Benatar version,
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_03: but we got this Herman Rarebell version ready to go.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: if,
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: you want to think about it,
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: the movie with Mickey Rourke,
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_03: the wrestler.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_03: Wrestler, yeah.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: They used Round and Round, but that was the Stephen Piercy solo version.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, which it was still Steven Piercy.
• 28:30
  Well,
• 28:31
  but he didn't have to pay the record label because it was his re-record.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: No, I get that.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying, who would pick that version?
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_03: That sounds like every karaoke band that's ever sang that song.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_03: But it's cheap.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_03: It would definitely be cheap.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_03: So that would be the reason, because you don't pay the exorbitant...
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: prices for the original one.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good point.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_03: That's just true, too.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oof.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 29:15
  if you're going at this as a solo artist or you're going to pay
• 29:20
  your own cost and stuff,
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_03: you're not going to have the top end everything.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_03: True.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_03: That Sebastian Bach ballad video, just awful.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_03: To live again.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: Singing to his wife, he scorned.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  pinball pa where every play is a free play well let's clean the
• 31:14
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• 31:16
  all right let's go with a little um i've got new music that we
• 31:21
  can play that i have
• 31:22
  no no issue playing that coming from um adrian smith and richie
• 31:30
  kotzen they have a
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_03: new album coming out they have a new single out
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's really good.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's called Black Light.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: Have you heard this?
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_03: I have not.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's take a listen to a little Black Light.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_03: This is the difference.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_03: So you got two veteran musicians collaborating on new music.
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_03: This makes sense.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: Just...
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay,
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_03: if you're a fan of Iron Maiden,
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_03: if you're a fan of Richie Kotzen as a solo artist,
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to count his time in poison.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: Or Mr. Big, really.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_03: Mr. Big.
• 32:11
  But regardless of that,
• 32:14
  it's a couple of accomplished musicians collaborating on a new song.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_03: I get that.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_03: That makes sense.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and it's good.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_03: And let's face it,
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_03: Adrian Smith has a couple of dollars that he can put into it,
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_03: if need be,
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_03: because he's Adrian Smith of Iron Maiden.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_03: So let's check it out.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's Black Light, Smith Kotsen.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_01: But I can't deny them gonna love it till the day I die
• 33:28
  Still I've got to know what lies do I want to see Beneath the
• 33:34
  fancy clothes is
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_03: there a heart that beams Under a black light,
• 33:44
  I see your colors come through You've got to find with heart in
• 33:49
  the truth Under a
• 33:51
  SPEAKER_01: black light,
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: I see the devil in you I've got a hard time cutting you loose
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_03: I had no idea Adrian Smith sang.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, well, he did in that.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_03: What was that other band he had?
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: Psycho Motel.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't he sing in that?
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_03: Psycho Motel.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_03: But I didn't realize that he would just break out, you know, as the lead.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_03: That just kind of surprised me.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_03: It was like, wow, who knew Adrian Smith sang?
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I like this.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's not awful.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's not great, but it's pretty solid.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_03: you know, pretty, pretty solid tune.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: Let's play a little more of that.
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_01: Let's turn around just to see how you and you will.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: I finally give you the benefit of the doubt.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but
• 35:10
  I was a city boy I know I'm not so I'll just be another broken
• 35:17
  toy Still I've got
• 35:19
  to know what lies below what I see Beneath the fancy clothes is
• 35:26
  there a heart can
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: be On the black light I see colors come through
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: I see the devil in you.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_03: I like it.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's very energetic.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck what the chat room says.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_03: It's not Metal Man, of course.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking good solid heart rock tune.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_03: That Richie Cotsen has taken on a grand bonnet look.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he is.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_03: So there you go.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_03: There's another one.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: If you're looking for music, look for that one.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_03: Smith Cots in Black Light.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_03: That's pretty good.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_03: Not bad.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_03: So there you go.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_03: There's new music.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_03: What else you got?
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's see if I got something to wrap up the show here.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see here real quick.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_03: More fans sent shit over.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_03: How about this one?
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to shoot this video over to you.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's always funny what our fans pick up on,
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: but they send emails over and want us to check out certain things.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 37:26
  So Marcos sends over this video,
• 37:31
  a New Jersey woman shot in the face with a crossbow.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_03: We shouldn't laugh, but why not?
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_03: As terrible as that sounds,
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_03: it's just like,
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_03: so why do our fans pick stuff like this to send to us?
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: Because they know we're fucked up.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_03: They know we'll goof on it.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_03: Number one, who has a crossbow?
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: I know you do, but you haven't even assembled the thing.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's right over there in a box.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_03: So you haven't assembled it.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: And number two, who has it out in public?
• 38:06
  Walks around with a crossbow in public to where they could
• 38:11
  accidentally or
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_03: intentionally shoot somebody in the face with it.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_03: That is funny.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_03: Whoops.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, honey.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's not in the face with a crossbow.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_03: Let's pop this story up here.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_03: What screen do I need to use here?
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: This one.
• 38:36
  All right,
• 38:36
  right away,
• 38:37
  could we get two more generic-looking Karens to be the announce team?
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it is woman empowerment.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_03: Is it?
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_03: We don't need a male anchor on the news.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_03: We've got Jessica and Kristen.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we women can handle the news just fine.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's CBS2 Girl Power News with Jessica and Kristen.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see what these plain Janes have to say.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_02: A New Jersey business owner shot in the face with a crossbow.
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  SPEAKER_02: It happened at an exotic bird store in Saddlebrook.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, everything about this story is already an exotic bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
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  SPEAKER_03: This happened at an exotic bird store.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I got one of those in my neighborhood.
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  I can't even think I in within 20 miles of me where there's a
• 39:40
  bird store.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: Have you ever been to a bird store?
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: No, that would be the pet store where you could buy a parakeet.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: An exotic bird store.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  I just had my crossbow out and I just happened to wander into
• 39:59
  an exotic bird store.
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  I was looking for an Australian toucan and I went to the exotic
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  bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
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  Just minutes ago,
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  Bergen County officials said that they arrested Raymond Carey
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  for this attack.
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  SPEAKER_00: He faces charges, including attempted murder.
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  SPEAKER_00: Christine Sloan covers New Jersey and has the story from Bergen County.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_03: There was a fair bit of blood, and she was holding a napkin to her face.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_03: A bike store employee describing the surreal moment.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_03: Now, why does the bike store employee know?
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_03: A bike store employee?
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_03: Why does the bike store employee know what happened in the bird store?
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_03: Because he was in the store next to the bird store.
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_03: And what, heard a scream?
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  SPEAKER_03: Apparently so.
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  SPEAKER_03: Rawr!
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't shoot me!
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_03: Rawr!
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, let's give it a little more here.
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  SPEAKER_03: The owner of Birds by Joe 2 ran to his shop,
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  SPEAKER_00: screaming after being shot in the face with a crossbow.
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  SPEAKER_00: All of it captured on surveillance video.
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  SPEAKER_03: I jumped up from around the corner,
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  SPEAKER_03: looked down the aisle,
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  SPEAKER_03: blood coming from her mouth,
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  SPEAKER_03: and she had something in her hands.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I met her halfway and she proceeds to hand me a crossbow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ryan Oras calling 911.
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  Police arriving at the Saddlebrook Strip Mall on Route 46
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  within minutes on Monday.
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  The woman rushed to the hospital but back in the shop,
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  friends say,
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  on Tuesday.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's doing better right now.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's back in the shop.
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  I don't know that I'm going back quite that fast after getting
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  shot with a crossbow in the face.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that Vladimir Zawinski one in that bird store?
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  SPEAKER_03: You must surrender the crossbow.
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  SPEAKER_03: You must.
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  SPEAKER_03: You must surrender the crossbow.
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  SPEAKER_03: And give me money.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_03: All right, his parents should be killed.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_03: His parents should.
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  SPEAKER_03: D-E-N-I-Z.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_03: D-E-N-I-Z.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: Deniz.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: Deniz.
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  SPEAKER_03: Somebody's parents need a fucking bullet.
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  SPEAKER_03: Not a crossbow arrow.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_03: A full bullet.
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  SPEAKER_03: Douche.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to talk to anyone.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_03: She has a broken teeth and, you know, injured lips and cheeks.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_03: Injured lips?
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_03: Injured lips and cheeks and broken teeth.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_03: She has injured lips.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_03: But,
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  SPEAKER_03: God damn it,
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  she's not going to miss a day at the fucking exotic pet store
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  or exotic bird store
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  SPEAKER_03: or whatever this is.
• 42:54
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_03: She has no idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: We have no idea why he did it.
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  Dennis Toska says the shooter was a customer who casually
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  walked into the store,
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  SPEAKER_00: then left in a car.
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  As soon as he comes to the store and he takes out the ball from
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  his thing,
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  he shoots her.
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  SPEAKER_03: So this guy walks in with a giant bag because a crossbow is not small.
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  SPEAKER_03: This fucking thing's got to be as big as a tuba bag or something.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who walks around with a crossbow?
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  SPEAKER_03: And pulls it out in a store and then just shoots someone in the face.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_03: What in the fuck is going on here?
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_03: Marcos must have hit.
• 43:45
  SPEAKER_03: He hit a home run on this one.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_03: No shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's so many questions.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_03: There's a ton of questions.
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  SPEAKER_03: And none of them are being answered by Denise here.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
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  Here every couple of times,
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  every other week to get like seeds and other stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: So we don't know why he did it.
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  This happens to be the same store where a $7,000 parrot was
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  stolen from back in January.
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  SPEAKER_03: This store is like the Mecca of all kinds of activity.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is going on in this store?
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  SPEAKER_03: $7,000 parrot?
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  SPEAKER_03: $7,000 parrot was stolen.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then the woman was shot in the face with a crossbow.
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  SPEAKER_03: What's next?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: Is Dennis going to get his eye shot out with a slingshot?
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what could possibly come next here?
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't tell a whole lot,
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_03: but this news reporter on the street,
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_03: it seems like she's got a pretty good rack.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's filling out the coat quite well.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she does.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's got a pretty good rack for a pint-sized woman.
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  SPEAKER_03: For a 5'1 at best.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's go back to the bird store.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's see what we got here.
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  At this point,
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  there does not appear to be a connection to that incident.
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  SPEAKER_03: We don't think so, too, but we don't know.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_03: Because they couldn't catch this guy either.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_03: Why are they interviewing that guy?
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't know anything.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_03: He literally said, I don't know what happened.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he just happened to be within the vicinity, I guess.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_03: This is kind of like David Hogg.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_03: I was in the vicinity of a shooter, so now I'm a survivor.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: I heard about it, so let me tell you about it.
• 45:40
  SPEAKER_03: So does this guy who runs the bike store,
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  SPEAKER_03: who doesn't know anything about the crossbow attack,
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_03: is he a survivor of crossbow attack?
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_03: He might be, yeah.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: He's within the vicinity of it.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_03: He'll be petitioning the Senate to ban all crossbows anytime now.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's dangerous.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_03: And we'd also liked it.
• 45:58
  We went over to WePrint Marketing,
• 46:01
  and Phil wouldn't give us a comment,
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  unfortunately.
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  SPEAKER_03: We wondered what his take was on the shooting.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_03: Good Lord.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_03: Birds by Joe.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_03: Birds by Joe.
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  SPEAKER_03: Two.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's great.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you don't want to mistake it with the original Birds by Joe.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: This is Birds by Joe 2, run by Dennis.
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  SPEAKER_03: How big of a market is there for birds?
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_03: You have a whole storefront.
• 46:29
  Well,
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  I'm willing to bet that's why you couldn't afford a custom-made
• 46:33
  sign there.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_03: But just think about that.
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  SPEAKER_03: How many people do you personally know that has a bird?
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, none.
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  How many birds does Joe have to sell in a month to cover the
• 46:53
  monthly nut on just
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  SPEAKER_03: the rent on the store and the utilities?
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:01
  And I'm not believing for a minute he's selling so much bird
• 47:04
  seed that it keeps him
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  SPEAKER_03: in business.
• 47:07
  Yeah,
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  you could go to Home Depot or Menards or whatever to get your
• 47:11
  bird seed.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_03: You don't need a 50-pound bag for like eight bucks.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: You don't have to go to Birds by Joe to get your bird seed.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's where you go to check out the new exotic birds, I guess.
• 47:23
  SPEAKER_03: But who buys a bird?
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_03: How much does it cost to take care of an exotic bird?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_03: don't you have to be,
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_03: don't,
• 47:30
  wouldn't you think you have to put hundreds of dollars a month
• 47:33
  into taking care of
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_03: these fucking birds?
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_03: I have no idea.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I mean, if he's selling a $7,000 bird.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_03: Well, apparently he's not selling them.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: He's giving them away.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:46
  SPEAKER_03: Just walk in and get one.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_03: Dumbest story ever.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go.
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  I can't take time off even though I lost some teeth because I'm
• 48:11
  devoted to these parrots.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: God damn it.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_03: Takes more than an arrow in the face to stop me.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_03: Devoted to her parrots.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_03: Devoted to her parrots.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_03: Devoted to her parrots.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: She's a parrot mama.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_03: Well, how, how devoted do you have to be to parents?
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't the,
• 48:29
  isn't the idea to sell them and move them out of the store
• 48:32
  fairly quickly,
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_03: rotate them out?
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, how devoted could you be if you're selling them?
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_03: You can't be.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
• 48:39
  Isn't the,
• 48:40
  isn't the object to rotate them out quickly and sell them and
• 48:44
  make a profit?
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you would think.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_03: All right, a little more of this dumb story.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 48:53
  SPEAKER_03: I just want to wish the best for Christina as she heals quickly.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, they did get the print shop.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_03: So he's the neighbor.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: He's the neighbor store.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: So WePrintMarketing had to have a comment as well.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_03: Nice hat.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: He's wearing his watermelon hat.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_03: Great.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_03: He's wearing half of his watermelon hat.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_03: Fantastic.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_03: Looks like John Cryer.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_03: He does.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_03: He looks like John Cryer.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 49:25
  And she gets back to feeding the birds because they can't go
• 49:28
  without the food.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_03: She literally hand feeds each one of them.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's why she has such a successful business.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: The Bergen.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's not.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's not.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_03: Is this like grass-fed cattle, hand-fed birds?
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_03: Hand-fed birds.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure there's added value in that.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's like free-range chicken.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_03: Come on over to Birds by Joe 2 where we hand feed every bird.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: There's no sticking bird feed in the cage on this one.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_03: We hand feed them.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody had to write this news story.
• 50:12
  Somebody had to go,
• 50:13
  let's write the script real quick to cover this story.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_03: Did the reporter not think to ask what happens now that she's not there?
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_03: Who's going to feed the birds?
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_03: Since he said she's got to get back to feed the birds or else what?
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_03: Or else the next fucking dummy throws some bird seed in the cage.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_03: Are you shitting me with this?
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_03: Because they just won't eat because it's not hand fed.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, stick your fucking hand in there with some seeds in it.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_03: They'll eat it, I promise you.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_03: They'll eat it if they're hungry enough.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_03: They'll eat your fucking finger if they're really hungry enough.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_03: This is bizarre.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_03: This is fucking major news?
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_03: This is CBS news?
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing happens over in that part of New Jersey, apparently.
• 51:02
  SPEAKER_03: This was big news.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently so.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
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  County Prosecutor's Office and Police are jointly investigating
• 51:12
  the attempted homicide.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_00: In Saddlebrook, New Jersey, Christine Sloan, CBS News New York.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my goodness.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_03: Saddlebrook.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 51:22
  Oh.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's something, isn't it?
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_03: That gave me a good laugh.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_03: That is bizarre.
• 51:30
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_03: I got one small thing and we'll call it a night.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: Since we're talking birds and buying birds.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_03: I sent you over another video.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_03: So when I was a kid, I might've been seven years old, I think.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 51:50
  And there was this,
• 51:51
  I think it was like on a Tuesday,
• 51:54
  if I'm not mistaken.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 51:57
  there was this weird cartoon show on that would show these
• 52:02
  really weird,
• 52:02
  bizarre cartoons.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 52:05
  And I remembered this as a kid and I had to look it up while we
• 52:09
  were watching this
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_03: bird story,
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_03: but there was this two minute cartoon that they showed.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: And this is a,
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_03: believe it or not,
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_03: this is an Academy award winning best animated short film that,
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_03: called The Crunch Bird.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_03: And it's two minutes long?
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_03: It's two minutes long.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_03: And it won an Academy Award.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_03: It won an Academy Award.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, in today's world, that's called a YouTube short.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, anyway...
• 52:38
  A narrator tells of a woman searching for a birthday gift for
• 52:42
  her husband,
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_03: Murray,
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_03: who has very few interests and is largely occupied by his job.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_03: So she goes to a pet store and the proprietor offers her the crunch bird.
• 52:57
  The crunch bird devours anything to which its master directs it
• 53:02
  to demonstrate the
• 53:03
  proprietor commands crunch bird the chair and the bird reduces
• 53:09
  a wooden straight
• 53:10
  SPEAKER_03: chair to a sawdust within seconds.
• 53:13
  The woman is impressed by the bird's talent and buys it and she
• 53:17
  takes it home.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_03: And then Murray, exhausted by a hard days at work, come home.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_03: His wife shows him his birthday present, the Crunch Bird.
• 53:29
  And then I'm not going to tell you what happens after that,
• 53:32
  but go ahead and play the video.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_03: But I remember this as a kid, and we just was like, what the fuck?
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, we didn't say what the fuck back then.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_03: What in heaven's name is that?
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_03: What is this?
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see what we got here.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_03: The Crunch Bird.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_03: The Crunch Bird.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's built like every woman today.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
• 53:59
  Once upon a time,
• 54:00
  there was a lady who set out to buy her husband,
• 54:03
  Murray,
• 54:03
  a birthday gift.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_01: He wasn't a golfer.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_03: Birds.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_03: Birds by Joe 2.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's a good story there.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_03: Birds by Joe 2.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_03: Murray will love that place there.
• 54:17
  SPEAKER_03: Agnes or whatever your name is.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_01: A fisherman or a book reader or even a TV watcher.
• 54:26
  In fact,
• 54:26
  Murray did little but go to business and pay bills,
• 54:30
  especially his wife's bills.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 54:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'll get him a pet.
• 54:35
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus, that voice would make me want to get that crossbow back.
• 54:38
  He works his ass off to pay her bills because she likes to shop
• 54:43
  all the time.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_03: She likes to shop.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_03: So what does she do to repay him?
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_03: Go shopping.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_03: And buy him an expensive exotic bird from Joe's Birds.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's only $7,000.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: I can probably get it for free if I can get this crossbow in here.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no shit.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_03: What is Hitler doing here?
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: This is an award-winning animated short, Chris.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_03: You know, there's some dummy 75, 80 years old.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's got his fucking Academy Award on his mantelpiece of his fireplace.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, from 1971.
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  SPEAKER_03: And a single cell of this shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this won me an award.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_03: Sure it did, Grandpa.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_03: What is that hanging on that swing there?
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_03: Sweet.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_03: Sweet.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_03: It's a Swedish bear.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_03: I can see that.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_03: What did you think it was?
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_03: You can only see the whites of its eyes.
• 55:54
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 55:55
  SPEAKER_03: It's a Swedish bear.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_01: To purchase a pet for her husband.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_01: Perhaps he would like a dog.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, he wouldn't like a doggie.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_02: Well, how's about a pussycat?
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_03: A pussycat?
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_03: A pussycat I know he wouldn't like.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, how's about a cute little monkey poo?
• 56:17
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, what's that?
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_03: Are you fucking kidding me with this?
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_03: How in the fuck did this win anything?
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_03: This is awful.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_03: 1971, baby.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus, this is really bad.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a Crunch Bird, but you wouldn't want him.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_01: He's too dangerous to have around.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_01: Let me show you.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_01: Crunch Bird, the chair.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_03: They needed the Crunch Bird in the other store.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_03: Crunch Bird, the crossbow.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Crunch Bird.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_03: Get it.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_03: Before she gets one in the face.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, now that is something different.
• 57:16
  SPEAKER_03: My Murray will enjoy that.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_03: How much is it?
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_03: $7,000?
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_03: Look at this beatdown fuck.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_03: I got to go back home to that bitch.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm here now.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_01: He's probably happy all the way.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_01: He's probably listening to radio.
• 57:37
  Singing some fucking three-dog night in the car or something on
• 57:41
  his way home in the 71.
• 57:44
  SPEAKER_03: Gets home.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, ugh.
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_03: I got to go sit with this fucking Agnes.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, look.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_03: She bought me a bird.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yippee.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_01: Business.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_01: It had been a bad day.
• 58:01
  All he had done all day long was pay bills,
• 58:05
  mainly his wife's shopping bills.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_03: Why do you have to go somewhere to do that?
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_03: Couldn't do that from home?
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_03: Can't afford stamps?
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_03: His wife's shopping bills.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_03: His wife's shopping bills.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to take away your charging plate.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_03: Look, that hair's not going to get styled by itself, Neely.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: All right, there we go.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_00: Rotten day with the rotten bills.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_00: Where am I gonna get the money, boy?
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_00: Oh boy, if I got bills.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, what's that?
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_03: What's that?
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_01: You've been shopping again?
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_03: What the hell is that ugly thing?
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's for you, my sweetheart.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_03: A pet.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's a crunch bite.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_03: Ugh.
• 58:54
  This sounds like the stupid thing that every girlfriend gives a
• 58:57
  boyfriend or a husband.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, great.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_03: Wonderful.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_03: Another fucking... And this is just how a guy would react, too.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_03: Be like, oh, great.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_03: Something else to fucking run up the bills on.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_03: Feeding this bitch and cleaning up shit all over the fucking house.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_03: Great.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks a lot, Agnes.
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_01: Conspite my ass.
• 59:32
  Taking him a lot longer to eat that man's ass than it did to
• 59:34
  eat the chair.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_03: This should not have won any award for anything ever.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_03: Crunch bird, my ass.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: Crunch bird, my ass.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's terrible.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_03: Is there more?
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_03: Is that it?
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 59:53
  SPEAKER_03: They actually played that on TV back in 1971.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_03: And probably got complaints about it, too.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_03: He said ass.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't bleep out, crunch bird my ass.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_03: How could they?
• 1:00:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's the punchline.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_03: Surprised that Richard Pryor didn't steal that for his act.
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_03: Crunch bird my ass.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 1:00:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what won Academy Awards in the 70s, folks.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_03: It did.
• 1:00:24
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_03: How about that, huh?
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's something.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_03: What an ending to this show.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it was relatable.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was relatable.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_03: That's for sure.
• 1:00:39
  Somebody gets shot in the face with a crossbow at a bird shop
• 1:00:42
  and a guy gets his
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_03: ass eaten by a bird.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, could you expect anything less from the CMS?
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's about it.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:00:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, next week you're going to get a best of show.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_03: So tune in if you like.
• 1:00:58
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't want a best-of show, don't tune in.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, do something else.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, go out and find some entertainment like Chris is going to do.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_03: So, anyway, it's been a fun show.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  SPEAKER_03: Started off a little slow.
• 1:01:17
  SPEAKER_03: I think both of us were a little bit dazed, tired.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_03: You know.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_03: We got to it.
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_03: But whatever.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_03: I think we turned it around fairly quickly.
• 1:01:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_03: But anyway, I appreciate everybody who's tuned in.
• 1:01:30
  SPEAKER_03: If you're going to be.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:01:33
  SPEAKER_03: No, Jackal.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_03: Don't come over.
• 1:01:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not doing a music show.
• 1:01:37
  if you're going to be,
• 1:01:39
  uh,
• 1:01:39
  on the eighties cruise,
• 1:01:40
  come over and say hello.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:01:42
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if,
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_03: uh,
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_03: anybody will be who listens to this show,
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_03: but regardless,
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_03: uh,
• 1:01:48
  SPEAKER_03: I will be on the eighties cruise,
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_03: uh,
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_03: this week and,
• 1:01:51
  SPEAKER_03: and,
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_03: we'll be back in two weeks.
• 1:01:53
  SPEAKER_03: Very good.
• 1:01:54
  SPEAKER_03: So, uh,
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_03: Appreciate everybody.
• 1:01:57
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody have a safe and enjoyable week.
• 1:02:00
  SPEAKER_03: We'll be back in two weeks,
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_03: and I'm going to leave you with some warrior soul,
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_03: which I think Chris will agree that he enjoys that.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_03: Love him.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_03: But for Marcos,
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_03: who sent in the story of the crossbow woman at Joe's Birds 2,
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_03: he wants to hear the warrior soul with Trippin' on Ecstasy.
• 1:02:22
  So until two weeks from now,
• 1:02:25
  this is Neely along with my very good friend.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_03: Chris Higgin.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_03: And we're gone.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_03: Bye, kids.
• 1:03:10
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