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FULL SHOW: Reverse Kangas · KIIS Breakfast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: The Chemist Warehouse half-price cosmetic sale is on now.
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  Speaker 2: Stock up and save on your favourite beauty brands. Half-price
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  Speaker 2: now at Chemist Warehouse.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Amy.
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  Speaker 1: Hi.
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  Speaker 4: Mikey, Amy Drive for Chemist Warehouse. Six o'clock, it's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: We made it.
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  Speaker 2: Has this not been the longest week of your life?
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  Speaker 4: I've had a lot on, so it's, yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Been, I'm exhausted.
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  Speaker 5: I was so excited to get, to right now because
• 0:28
  Speaker 5: I'm like, it's a slope down.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: To the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But this, the last five days has felt like it's
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: gone for a month.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a big week.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We're here. We survived it.
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  Speaker 2: We have survived, yeah.
• 0:39
  Speaker 4: You're not playing for the Diamonds in netball today. You're
• 0:41
  Speaker 4: not in your netball outfit.
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  Speaker 5: I actually have quite a big day on– I've had to–
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  Speaker 5: graciously decline the game. I also didn't play on Wednesday
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  Speaker 5: because of my head cold.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're dropping out.
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  Speaker 2: Surprisingly, they still won without me, which is weird.
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  Speaker 4: I'm joking.
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  Speaker 5: But I have obviously missed playing my sport this week
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  Speaker 5: and whatnot. But I do feel like I'm getting better,
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  Speaker 5: so I think I made.
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  Speaker 2: The right call.
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  Speaker 4: Right, to rest up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Going away with a girlfriend this weekend to get on
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  Speaker 5: the wines, and I'll probably get myself sick all over again.
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  Speaker 4: Are you better? Can you hit the wine? There's nothing
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  Speaker 4: worse than going for a night out. I used to
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  Speaker 4: do it when I was younger. I'd just push through
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: when you're sick. You need to be able to taste
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: that wine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but when you become a mum, nights out aren't
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  Speaker 5: as appealing as long lunches are. So we prefer to
• 1:34
  Speaker 5: do like a long lunch and give it a really
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  Speaker 5: good nudge and then be tucked up in bed by 9pm.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm down with that. Like going to the
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  Speaker 4: races and then you're just sloshed and go home. So
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  Speaker 4: is it just you and a girlfriend going? Yes. And
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  Speaker 4: just together?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's my best friend. No, no, my God, you're sick.
• 1:51
  Speaker 5: You know, we travelled the world all over. Yeah, always together.
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  Speaker 5: She's been my best friend since we were 14.
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  Speaker 4: And what are you going to do? Just a weekend?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's literally just one night up in the wine region.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you going to do, though? Just get
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  Speaker 4: on the wine?
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  Speaker 5: No, so there's a new restaurant and they're doing a
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  Speaker 5: big long lunch up there.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going up there for that. Driving up. We'll
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  Speaker 2: do that. We'll go do some wine tasting.
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  Speaker 4: Go to bed.
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  Speaker 2: Go to bed and then drive home, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that'd be nice.
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  Speaker 3: Nice little.
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  Speaker 4: No kids, nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Nah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 4: How about you?
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  Speaker 8: Me?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I've got my girlfriend's birthday week continues.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's her 30th. Is she doing something with her friends
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  Speaker 2: this weekend?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm taking her out. Remember?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm taking her on a sea plane. Sea plane.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a little nervous of that, I've got to say.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like little planes.
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  Speaker 2: It's absolutely fine.
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  Speaker 9: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: And also, it's a seaplane, so, and you're predominantly over.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you just land on water.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and you're predominantly over water the whole trip.
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  Speaker 4: You know things that always crash, though. It's always like
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  Speaker 4: a little plane. It's always a light plane or a
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  Speaker 4: helicopter or, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the fact that you're even speaking that out
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  Speaker 2: loud is just silly.
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  Speaker 4: What, that I'm scared?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just put it in your head. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: have a great time.
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  Speaker 4: I need Valium before I go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: If anyone could bring some to the studio.
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  Speaker 2: Valium for a seaplane trip. You know you're in there
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  Speaker 2: for 20 minutes, not even.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Sean.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What's the update on the girl that shat herself at
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  Speaker 4: High Rocks?
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  Speaker 3: Well, she said sorry, actually.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, so obviously she was competing the High Rocks competition.
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  Speaker 10: She pooed herself and she's now just saying that she
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  Speaker 10: admits that she should have just stepped off the track and.
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  Speaker 2: Cleaned herself up?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and not.
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  Speaker 3: Continued in the event.
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  Speaker 10: She says she's going to take some time to reflect
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  Speaker 10: and recover.
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  Speaker 4: What a grub.
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  Speaker 5: I actually think, no, I think it's good that she
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  Speaker 5: apologised because I think initially after it, she came out
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  Speaker 5: and she was a bit like, go hard or go home,
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  Speaker 5: and it was a bit obnoxious.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You've just sprayed your own faecal matter across the entire
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  Speaker 5: high rocks.
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  Speaker 4: Is she hot? Can we get a photo?
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  Speaker 2: Why would that matter?
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  Speaker 4: Because, like, if she's hot, I want to look at
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  Speaker 4: her and go, would I now be turned off because
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  Speaker 4: she pooed herself?
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  Speaker 10: I do like she said it's, you know, go hard
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  Speaker 10: or go home. That is the hardest you can go.
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  Speaker 10: Crapping yourself, I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: There she is.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how you could get any harder than that.
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  Speaker 2: I think it just, it's, oh, yeah, she's a good
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  Speaker 2: looking girl.
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  Speaker 4: I still like her.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really? She's not blonde though, Mikey.
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  Speaker 4: She can be.
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  Speaker 2: She looks quite young as well.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, talking of... People are calling these glasses, the meta-glasses, pedo-glasses. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Because a lot of people- They're dodgy. They're dodgy. And
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  Speaker 4: you're saying the government's looking at what to do with them?
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  Speaker 10: Federal government is considering a ban on smart glasses, basically
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  Speaker 10: barring the technology from being used in Commonwealth buildings only
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  Speaker 10: at this stage.
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  Speaker 2: What's a Commonwealth building?
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  Speaker 4: Like a government building.
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  Speaker 3: Parliamentary offices, historic buildings, that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So not many buildings are Commonwealth buildings.
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  Speaker 3: No, not really.
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  Speaker 2: That seems a bit rude. Like, oh, we'll protect the
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  Speaker 2: politicians and whatnot. But, hey, you can wear them into
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: the schools. You can wear them into preschools. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: should be banned in schools at the very least.
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  Speaker 12: Absolutely, they should.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been used for some weird.
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  Speaker 10: Like, there's that story around recently, a guy went into
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  Speaker 10: a brothel and he was wearing this.
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  Speaker 2: And he somehow.
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  Speaker 5: Because I don't know how this works, but apparently you can...
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  Speaker 5: Live stream or something. You can live stream from them
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  Speaker 5: and invite people into the live stream, which is why
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  Speaker 5: they're so concerning. And he was at a brothel and
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  Speaker 5: his whole family, he'd live stream to his family. And
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  Speaker 5: his brother was like laughing his head off.
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  Speaker 2: And his dad was like, what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: His mum just instantly left the chat.
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  Speaker 4: The hell? But that's, yeah. Man, they could be used
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  Speaker 4: in a dodgy way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, 100% they could be. I mean, they should absolutely
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  Speaker 2: be removed in brothels.
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  Speaker 4: Anywhere around children.
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  Speaker 2: Anywhere around children, sex workers, anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it does kind of emit like you know they're
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  Speaker 4: on though, don't you?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like you know someone's wearing them. It's not like I
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  Speaker 4: just wear normal glasses and be able to fool you.
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  Speaker 10: I think there's a red light too that says that
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  Speaker 10: it's recording and it's on the front of the glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Family, Dad, what is this? Mum
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  Speaker 2: left the group. A man banned from Surfers Paradise Brothel.
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  Speaker 5: After accidentally streaming visit to family WhatsApp group.
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  Speaker 4: And by the way, like sex workers, they've got a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of rules and privacy and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, 100% they do.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to think of them. Always think of the
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  Speaker 4: sex workers. On the show, the love vote returns. So
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: this is a single lady, two potential male suitors, but
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  Speaker 4: the choice of who she dates is up to you.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to get to decide, okay? It's a lot
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  Speaker 4: of fun. Last time maybe you weren't here.
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  Speaker 7: You were off in Italy.
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  Speaker 2: I love matchmaking. I'm actually a really good matchmaker. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'll keep my mouth shut and let.
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  Speaker 4: The listeners pick. Let them decide. We had like a
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  Speaker 4: really nice guy. He was kind of like an air
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  Speaker 4: con nice bloke. He was saving a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Then we had this cocky, tall, work for daddy's business.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she really wanted him.
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  Speaker 2: How old was she?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, a thing, not someone. How old was our last girl? Mid-20s?
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  Speaker 3: She was late 20s, I believe.
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  Speaker 4: Late 20s, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And the cocky guy was 19. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She really wanted him, Bart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. Better looking?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like I'm going to get you so far, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Very true. Tradie versus lady time. Let's do it so
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  Speaker 4: we get, well, you know, a tradie and a lady
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  Speaker 4: and that's how we do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Morning, Fee.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, you've got the best job in the world.
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: You work for Cadbury's.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you get to sample everything every day?
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  Speaker 13: Every single day.
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  Speaker 4: Are you over it, though?
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  Speaker 8: Nah.
• 7:44
  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 2: As if you'd ever get into Cadbury's.
• 7:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know, when you're surrounded by something.
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  Speaker 5: And I love they're always bringing out new flavours and new, like,
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  Speaker 5: exciting little concoctions and they're mixing.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think they did one just recently with Emco Beauty
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  Speaker 5: where it was Cadbury's and watermelon.
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  Speaker 4: Watermelon.
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  Speaker 1: It was delicious.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I tried that one. We must have been sent freebies
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  Speaker 4: or something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, not my fave.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, not your fave. What's your fave, Fee?
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it?
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  Speaker 13: My favourite is probably Toblerone, which is one that we do,
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  Speaker 13: but yeah. I do love a normal Cadbury, just a
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  Speaker 13: plain Cadbury for me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like a child. I love the marvellous creations.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah?
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: I don't mind that.
• 8:21
  Speaker 5: I love the Cadburys with like a little bit of
• 8:23
  Speaker 5: popping candy and something chewy inside.
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: I like the marble. That's my go-to. And my girlfriend
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  Speaker 4: got me onto the Cadbury with a pineapple in it.
• 8:32
  Speaker 14: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's really good for you. Have you tried that one?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, the watermelon was better. I can't believe you didn't
• 8:38
  Speaker 13: like that one.
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: I didn't like the watermelon, but the pineapple will change
• 8:41
  Speaker 4: your life.
• 8:42
  Speaker 5: All right, well, I am incredibly jealous, Fi. You are
• 8:45
  Speaker 5: married with two kids. You drive a nice, fancy Porsche.
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: That's like your girlfriend. It's old.
• 8:52
  Speaker 4: It's an 1982 model.
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  Speaker 13: No, but it's not. I want the new electric one,
• 9:00
  Speaker 13: but my husband won't.
• 9:00
  Speaker 7: Get it for me.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: The new electric Porsche. That would be going for $ 180, 000
• 9:06
  Speaker 4: or something, I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 3: More.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think anything electric at the moment is quite expensive, right?
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  Speaker 4: And electric Porsche too.
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  Speaker 2: But how nice.
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  Speaker 4: You deserve it.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: And what happened?
• 9:16
  Speaker 5: You stole your parents' car and where did that end up?
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  Speaker 5: You were like 15, so you wouldn't have even been
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  Speaker 5: on your L's.
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  Speaker 6: No, no.
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  Speaker 13: I thought I could drive. I was so confident in
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  Speaker 13: myself and my abilities, my friends, and we ended up
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  Speaker 13: stuck on the top of a hill and had to
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  Speaker 13: get rescued by my brother.
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  Speaker 15: We're very lucky.
• 9:35
  Speaker 16: We never got rescued by the police.
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: Well, you couldn't get down from the hill in the car?
• 9:40
  Speaker 13: No, we burnt out the clutch.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was a manual. 15-year-old driving manual.
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  Speaker 16: It was a manual, yeah.
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: Hey, that's impressive. Like I learn on manual as well.
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: I think anyone our age kind of learn on manuals.
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  Speaker 2: And I remember even as a 16-year-old with my dad
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  Speaker 2: in the car, manual was hard.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: You taking that at 15 with no prior experience is hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: You should have just given me your license then. You
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: proved you could do it.
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  Speaker 2: I love that your brother came to your rescue though.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: What are brothers for?
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  Speaker 5: All right, weighing in at 65 kgs, Fee-Fi Faux Farm
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  Speaker 5: stealing cars is really dumb.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: It's Fiona. Wow, that was a mouthful.
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: Let's meet our tradie, Winter. Hello, mate.
• 10:31
  Speaker 8: Oh, Winter. Hello, how are you?
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: That is a unique name.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: Were you born in winter?
• 10:38
  Speaker 8: Yes, I was.
• 10:39
  Speaker 7: Middle of winter in June.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: Winter in June.
• 10:42
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: You're a commercial carpenter. You've got a Holden VL Calais.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: A VL.
• 10:47
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: Sean, you hearing me there or you don't care? Does
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: anyone care about that?
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: Don't know much about the VL.
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: It's impressive. That's like a 1988 kind of Holden Commodore.
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: Is it a wagon? No, it's not a wagon.
• 10:58
  Speaker 7: No, it's a sedan.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. How did you get that, mate? I don't even
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: know they were around anymore.
• 11:03
  Speaker 7: Well, my dad looked at one. We went out. He
• 11:06
  Speaker 7: helped me out with it and... Yeah, I guess we'll
• 11:09
  Speaker 7: explore it, but.
• 11:11
  Speaker 8: Are they a good car?
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: Well, they were like the.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Is that vintage? No, not vintage.
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: 80s, it'd be historic now. Do you know how everyone
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: had a Commodore?
• 11:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: But they were the Commodore back in the day.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: And then they started to get cheap, right?
• 11:26
  Speaker 10: And then another decade went by and they became expensive again.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they don't make Holdens anymore.
• 11:32
  Speaker 8: Do they?
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: No, they closed down. Hey, you're single, it's all right.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: You're 19, you've got plenty of time. Tell us about
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: when you took your boss's car for a drive.
• 11:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, so we were at work and it was a
• 11:44
  Speaker 7: Friday and he said, take the car, get some fuel
• 11:47
  Speaker 7: and grab some ice cream for the boys. So I
• 11:49
  Speaker 7: took his Hilux and it was a bit wet and
• 11:53
  Speaker 7: I took it out. I went around and I kicked
• 11:56
  Speaker 7: it out and I was sideways and I lost control.
• 11:58
  Speaker 7: I spun out and I hit the street sign.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you don't want to smash the boss's car, do you?
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  Speaker 2: How old were you though, Wynter?
• 12:07
  Speaker 7: I was still 19.
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, you were still 19.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you had your license. It wasn't like.
• 12:11
  Speaker 4: No, not like fee. We don't have two underage car dealers.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Underage car fee.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: All right, weighing in at 70 kilos, winter is coming.
• 12:19
  Speaker 6: Woo!
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: I think that's from Game of Thrones.
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which I've never seen. Did I get the tone right? Yeah,
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: but not the accent. It's more like a, winter is coming.
• 12:29
  Speaker 11: Winter is coming.
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: Game of Thrones. Yeah, I haven't seen that.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it either.
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: I actually watched the first episode and a brother and
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: sister were having sex and I was like, I'm out.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, I would have kept watching.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: I bet you.
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: That's what would keep you watching? Incest?
• 12:44
  Speaker 17: You're sick.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: It gets way worse, by the way. Yeah.
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: How does it get worse than that?
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: The first episode is like murder and incest and I
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: was like, I tapped out.
• 12:55
  Speaker 4: Where can you go from there?
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: It's true.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Winter, I've got your questions. Yep. Question number one. In
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: ice skating, what is a twizzle?
• 13:12
  Speaker 8: A twirl. It's a trick.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: It's a trick.
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: What do you want to do with that? You're in charge.
• 13:21
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say a spin, some sort of spin.
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: We'll go on and make a call, Darl.
• 13:27
  Speaker 18: I feel like he's missing the most important detail of
• 13:30
  Speaker 18: the spin.
• 13:31
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. All right, so no?
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: So no, because it's a spin, but it's on one foot.
• 13:37
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: One foot spin.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: Christian Louboutin.
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: Is famous for making shoes with what colour sole?
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: So this is the underneath of the heel.
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: They call them.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Red.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Yay!
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: Red bottoms.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Red bottoms, is that what they call it? Your girlfriend
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: loves them.
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: She really likes them.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: They are so high. It's like walking on stilts.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Well, she's a short girl.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like hats.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Off to her.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: I can't even walk in a tiny heel, let alone them.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: So you just either have it or you don't? Or
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: is it training?
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: I think she's probably, I've got like a brick for
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: a foot.
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: Right, she's got little feet.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's probably quite delicate and dainty.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I'm going to put them on wicky feet and earn
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: some money.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Out of them. Yeah, you probably, feet finder. Yeah, she
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: may bank. And they buy their heels off them and stuff.
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, no.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: There's some creeps out there, yeah.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: In terms of wine, what does skin contact mean?
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: Um.
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: Drinking it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: That's mouth contact.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: That's quite funny. It's leaving crushed or whole grape.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: Skins, seeds and sometimes stems in contact with the fermenting juice.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: I know you've got your own wine.
• 14:53
  Speaker 8: Yes, I do.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, guys. And it just came online last night.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: It's called At Last Wine. Rosé, Pinot Grigio, Shiraz.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: I don't like Rosé.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: 2026 Harvest.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: And yes, I do leave a lot of the, there's
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: a lot of skin contact on it.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: Especially with Rosé because Rosé is predominantly white wine with
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: a little bit of red.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: That's what annoys me about that. Be white, be red,
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: don't be in the middle.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: No, Rosé is my favorite. Rosé is my favorite. Rosé
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: all day.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Such a cheap drink.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Rosé all day.
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: One out of three.
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: Let's go to Fee. Ready to go?
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: Okay. On the app Strava, what is the digital version
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: of a thumbs up called? Any idea?
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: No idea.
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Strava.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Exactly. It's kudos. And what is Strava?
• 15:51
  Speaker 17: It's an app.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Is it the running app?
• 15:53
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, the running one. Okay.
• 15:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: Cool.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Melbourne's Albert Park Circuit is home to which sport? Very
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: popular once a year.
• 16:03
  Speaker 13: Formula One.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Amy Gerard as well. Chemist Warehouse is who we're doing
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: it for.
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: And Sean.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Sean's here.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all here.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Chelsea's here. Thing's here. The Pom's here.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Hello. Nat's here.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Dan's here.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: Anyone else around?
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Brad's here.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Bradley, our music director's here.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Brad is here usually before anyone else.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's mental. The music doesn't get played if he's
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: not here.
• 16:29
  Speaker 18: He has to push play on every song. I don't
• 16:31
  Speaker 18: know if anyone knows that if you're listening.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what a music director does. We're not legally
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: allowed to play those songs.
• 16:37
  Speaker 18: So you know all those songs people send in, you
• 16:40
  Speaker 18: should be sending them directly to Brad.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: If you've got a song you want played on the station. Yeah,
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: what's his email?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: He would kill me.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just send them all to Brad. If you want
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: your song featured on KISS.
• 16:51
  Speaker 18: If you're an up-and-coming artist and you want yours featured,
• 16:54
  Speaker 18: you've got to send it to Brad.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: I'd just Google Brad music director KISS.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: That, but now that you have, maybe that's the way.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: I've been a music director before, I know.
• 17:04
  Speaker 18: Oh, send your songs also to Mike E.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: He's got some pull.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I do respect the hustle. If you really want a
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: song on, you've got to try it, don't you?
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. You've got to send it out as much as
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Follow on socials always works as well.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: You get a few of them, don't you? How good.
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: So Uber Eats has just marked 10 years of being
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: in Australia, and they've shared some stats about what Aussies
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: love to eat.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: So 10 years. What was the one before that? It
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: was like an Aussie one. I feel it went broke.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: I don't remember there being anything before Uber Eats.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: It had like a kangaroo in the name or something.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Deliveroo?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Deliveroo? That wasn't first.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, wasn't it? Yeah, that's gone. DoorDash. Does DoorDash do
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: the same thing? Or is that more grocery? No, DoorDash
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: does food as well.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: DoorDash does the same thing, yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: But Uber Eats, 10 years. Happy birthday.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Uber Eats. So the most popular food that
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: we're ordering is... What do you reckon?
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm like... Maccas or something.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, burgers.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Burgers. 123 million have been ordered over the last 10
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: years or 4.5 per person.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Pizza is at number two. Mexican food is three.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: And one in five Uber Eats orders are made between
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: 10 p.m.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: And 10 a.m.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Drunk people. Yeah. I.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Very rarely get Uber Eats because where I'm located, the
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: closest fast food chain to me is still a good
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: 15 minutes away. And unless you're hitting priority, sometimes it
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: takes 45 minutes to get to me. And there's nothing
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: worse than it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Luke Warmburger. I rarely do it. I go in stages
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: of deleting the app because I feel like, well, it's
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: too convenient, especially when I'm living alone and I just
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: order crap. So it's not healthy and also it's a
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: waste of money. So I delete the app, but you
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: know how easy it is to download. It's just in
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: the cloud.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: A while ago I ordered, I had a hankering for Lebanese.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: A hankering.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just had to have Lebanese right now. Okay.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: And I was really hungry. It had been a long day.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I think I was ordering it on the way home
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, this is going to arrive.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I didn't do priority. Oh, no. And I remember watching
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: it just circling around and around and around. And I
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: kept on contacting the driver.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: And he said, oh, sorry. And it wasn't true, but
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: it still turned me off the food. He said, sorry,
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I had an emergency.
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: And I had to stop at the washroom. So he
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: meant bathroom. And then it still took forever.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: He had the spitty bum and he was handling your food.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Like he lied. He was going to a number of
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: other places, right? He just didn't want me to complain.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: But still, when he got there and he apologized again
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: as he handed me the food, he goes, sorry, I
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: had washroom emergency.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, the last time, the last time I also.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Uber Eats, and that actually has just reminded me, the
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: last time I ordered Uber Eats, the Uber Eats guy
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: actually came to my door and asked if he could
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: use my toilet.
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: What?
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: What?
• 19:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Or maybe it was washroom emergency.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: But have you ever had that situation happen to you?
• 20:05
  Speaker 14: What?
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Washroom emergency?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: A delivery driver or a courier driver or somebody like that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: You don't want to use your shitter.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: He used my toilet and he looked panicked. And I
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: let him in.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: And then after I let him in and he shut
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: the door to.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: The bathroom, I was like, this is a really, really
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: dumb move by me because I was at home on
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: my own.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: And I didn't even think about it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Did he use the bathroom though? Did you smell it after?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I didn't go anywhere near it afterwards.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: And he was very courteous.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: He washed his hands, flushed, sprayed and left straight away.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: But that is a little beauty of hindsight there. I'm like, oh,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: was that a smart or dumb move?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Let's be fair. So I'm sounding like a prick and
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: a lot of these are international students or people that
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: don't have much money. Where would you go to the
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: bathroom if you had washroom emergency?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Well, you'd have to stop at a petrol station.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're the worst. Have you ever found a
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: good petrol station toilet?
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: Never.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I've gone into a petrol station toilet and I'm like,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: it's like someone just doesn't even aim for the toilet.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: They've just pissed everywhere. It is so disgusting.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: So maybe the Uber Eats drivers need to use our bathrooms.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Well, at least it was nice. Actually, mine probably wasn't
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: even clean anyway. I've got three men in my house.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: He might as well have gone to the servo. Yeah, literally. Hey,
• 21:21
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• 21:23
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• 21:45
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• 21:49
  Speaker 4: birthday wheel is coming up. Well, no, Steph is calling
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: that shit. Hello, good morning. Hi, Steph. Morning, guys. How
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: are you? Good. You're on for first calls. What do
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: you want to chat about?
• 22:03
  Speaker 17: Oh, just the meta glasses sort of saga at the moment.
• 22:08
  Speaker 17: I just think that they're really dangerous and that people
• 22:12
  Speaker 17: need to step in.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Like, it's quite.
• 22:15
  Speaker 15: Obvious when someone's recording you on a camera, but people
• 22:19
  Speaker 15: are just not going to know that people are wearing
• 22:22
  Speaker 15: glasses and if they are or aren't recording. So I
• 22:26
  Speaker 15: just think that's really dangerous.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I was looking online just after we were
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: chatting about it and there's actually guys on there showing
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: you how you can hack the little red recording dot
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: so you can't see that it's recording.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: It's so... When you think about it, it is actually.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: It's like you walking around, holding your phone up, videoing everything.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, except you don't know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: No one would be okay with that.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: No, they wouldn't be.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I don't even understand what the point is. I understand
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: they're good for creatives and stuff like that, but I
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: think they're going to land a lot of people in trouble.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: And I just think they're bad. It's encouraging predatory behavior.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I heard for people with vision difficulties, Sean, you might
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: know about that. It can be good. If you are blind,
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: for example, they could be your eyes in a way.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: The cameras will sort of... see everything out.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: There and relay it back.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, and it talks to you.
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a good use for that.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: That would be so helpful.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: But apart from, like, what, shooting a video for some
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: content creator, what is the point of them?
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Apart from being a creep.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: Good on you, Steph. Colin's on. Hey, Colin.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, Colin.
• 23:39
  Speaker 14: Oh, g'day, Mikey. You mentioned earlier this morning you thought
• 23:42
  Speaker 14: the Pooh Pants girl was pretty hot.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He's sick.
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 14: I heard you on air.
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 14: I heard you on air about 10 years ago, and
• 23:52
  Speaker 14: you mentioned you had a girlfriend at the time, and
• 23:54
  Speaker 14: she shat on you while you were having sex. You
• 23:56
  Speaker 14: weren't real happy about it.
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Did she?
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: That never happened.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I never said that. I never, ever, ever said that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you did.
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: What?
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I did not, Nat. Were you working with me 10
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: years ago?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you said it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: No.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Like a whole bowel release?
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a planned thing.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yuck.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: You guys are having a laugh. Colin, you were listening
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: to someone else. I did say, which might be where
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: his stories are confused, I said I was dating someone
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: who turned into a wild alcoholic and I would come
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: home some days and she was on the couch and
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: had weed herself.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: That poor girl. So that wasn't a, but that wasn't
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: like a bedroom thing.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: She had a problem.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, a serious one.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: So.
• 24:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, good.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Thanks for the call, Colin.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Nat.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Look at her.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: She looks so cheeky out there. Hey.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: You may have said it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Well, you don't have 10-year-ago audio, do we?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I can tell you that's never happened.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Look at her.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: No, I don't remember that either, in all honesty.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I'm having a laugh. I don't think you ever said that.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: No.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I've said a lot of things.
• 25:20
  Speaker 18: I think the other host said something about her husband's
• 25:23
  Speaker 18: white shirt maybe having.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: A smear on it.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Oh. Oh.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: What?
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: And that may be where he's getting confused.
• 25:32
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• 25:35
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• 25:39
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• 25:49
  Speaker 4: they're going to pitch themselves to our bachelorette. Yes. And
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: you're going to vote. For who she gets to go
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: on a date with. Let's meet her.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: For like the listeners, it's like a blind date, right?
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not like we can see them.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Obviously, you're listening on the radio. You have no idea
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: what they look like.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Well, welcome, Sarah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you for coming in. You look beautiful.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much. So you're 27. You work
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: at the Department of Education and you're newly single.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just got out of a relationship like
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: a few months ago.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: It just wasn't going too great towards the end.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those things happen.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: It happens.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does happen. What about if you could describe
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: your ideal man, what are some traits that you really
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: look for?
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, he definitely has to be funny.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Like that's a deal.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Breaker for me.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: A lot of women say that. You want to sense
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: his humour. Nothing worse than a boring guy.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Nat and I say like sense of humour, having a,
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: you know, being able to have a laugh is so
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: paramount almost.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Well, what about deal breakers though? You got anything where
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: you'd be like, yeah, nah, can't do that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: This might sound basic, but liars. I cannot do liars.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Even if it's just simple white lies, I can't do it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough. What about your ideal first date? What
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: would you like to do?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty low maintenance, honestly. I would love to just
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: go for a nice drive somewhere with a great view,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you know, and just be able to talk.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't even want lunch or dinner or anything?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Honestly, not even. Maybe a drink or two, maybe a
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: couple of snacks.
• 27:22
  Speaker 16: Yeah, okay.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Pretty easy.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's a really nice, you do, you kind
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: of want to be able to sit and just converse.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would prefer to do that over a meal,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: but hey, Sarah is low maintenance. So what's one thing.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: That one of these guys or a potential suitor could
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: do to win you over?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I think cook me a nice meal.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: What's your favourite kind of food?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I love Thai food, so I would say a masamem curry.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, if they can pull that off.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Well, why don't we meet Suta number one. Coming in
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: right now is.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Jesse. We have Jesse, 31. He works in property maintenance
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: for government. So you're both government workers. I've been single
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: for a decade now. Hello, Jesse. Good morning.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: Hey, Jesse.
• 28:08
  Speaker 12: Good morning, guys.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: How you doing, mate?
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: Pretty nervous.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Are you? It's okay. You'll be fine. What are you
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: looking for in a woman?
• 28:17
  Speaker 12: Someone to see, spending time with, starting a family.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: You want to start? You want to have kids?
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Start.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Straight away.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Well, he's 31. He obviously wants to.
• 28:27
  Speaker 12: Be a younger dad.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Not straight away, but soon.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: What kind of traits do you look for in a woman? Like,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: what are things that are important to you?
• 28:35
  Speaker 12: Honesty, for one.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, no lies.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no lies.
• 28:39
  Speaker 12: That's okay, mate.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: It's all right.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Honesty. Let's just go with honesty.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Honesty's good.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Now, if you were to take Sarah on a date,
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: what would date number one look like for you?
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Hmm.
• 28:53
  Speaker 12: Probably a drive and look out. Like, I'm... Was he listening?
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Was he listening outside?
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 28:59
  Speaker 12: No, this is my answer yesterday.
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: Jesse!
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, but a drive and a look out.
• 29:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, movies, you can't converse.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: You don't even talk, do you?
• 29:07
  Speaker 12: At dinner, you've got too much chatter in the background.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is true.
• 29:11
  Speaker 18: By the way, that is what he said yesterday on
• 29:12
  Speaker 18: the phone.
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: So it's authentic.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: And, Jesse, what do you think your best traits are? Like,
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: what do you bring to a relationship?
• 29:22
  Speaker 12: Tough one, seeing it's been... 10 years.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Honesty, obviously, because that's important to you.
• 29:27
  Speaker 12: Family relations, really.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: So are you close with your family?
• 29:34
  Speaker 12: Most of them.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nice. Family relations. Not like that show we were
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: talking about earlier.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Nice, wholesome guy, Jesse.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Good on you, Jesse.
• 29:44
  Speaker 12: Come from a big family.
• 29:45
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: How many kids do you want?
• 29:49
  Speaker 12: Two, three.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: How many do you want, Sarah?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm around three or four.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Around three or four?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Three or four, wow.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Hey, let's meet our next suitor, Samuel, 33, a builder.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: And been single for quite a few years.
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Welcome, Samuel. How you doing, mate? Good morning. Yeah, hi.
• 30:07
  Speaker 12: Good morning.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: So what are you looking for in a woman, Samuel?
• 30:10
  Speaker 11: In a woman, excuse me, I am looking for someone
• 30:14
  Speaker 11: who is family orientated.
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 30:16
  Speaker 11: Someone who is easygoing.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 30:19
  Speaker 11: And can enjoy life.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Okay. What are your best traits? So what are you
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: bringing to the table as a builder?
• 30:25
  Speaker 17: 33?
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: You're doing all right financially?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I do not.
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: My boss looks after me.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: You're going to own that business one day? No, probably not.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:37
  Speaker 17: Okay.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: What are your best traits? What do you got, mate?
• 30:41
  Speaker 11: I'm helping raise my nephew, looking after my corgi. So
• 30:44
  Speaker 11: I'm very responsible.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, nice.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 11: I work with a lot of special people, so I'm
• 30:51
  Speaker 11: very patient and empathetic.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: You work with special people on the job site?
• 30:56
  Speaker 11: In the office. Like a few of my colleagues.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: So you've got a good heart. I would say so, yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: And if you were to take Sarah on a date,
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: what would you do?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Where would you take her?
• 31:06
  Speaker 11: I'm thinking like instead of bar hopping, we do food hopping, right?
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: But only bad restaurants. So like three stars and below only.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Actually, I've got a friend of mine who does this.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Him and his wife, they go out to restaurants that
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: have been given a.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Really bad rap. That's interesting.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Like, it's a bit of fun.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but are they awful when they go there?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: No, some of them are actually outstanding.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Right, they've just got a bad review. You said, I'm
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: just being fed into my ear that you drive a G-Wagon.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I do. That's a very expensive car.
• 31:40
  Speaker 11: It's not cheap, mate.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Did you steal it? Did you steal it?
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: He obviously likes cars.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're into cars.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Some people value different things and you like your cars, right?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: You're the same.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I do, but he was downplaying the importance of wealth.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Well, he's saying that it's not an important factor for
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: him when he comes to women.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've never understood that, yeah. Yeah, well, okay. This
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: is not the love show for you, Mikey. No, it's not,
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: and I don't need it. All right, we've heard from
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: both blokes. The decision is up to you. We want
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: you to call in and be part of the love vote,
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: all right? 131065, do you think Sarah should go on
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: a date with Jesse?
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Who we first met, or Samuel, who we were just
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: talking to. 131065, who do you think Sarah should date,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Jesse or Samuel? Give us a call right now, right
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: here on KISS. So we just met Sarah on our
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: Love Vote, 131065, if you want to take part. So, yeah, Sarah, single,
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: looking for love. We've met our two suitors, Jesse and Samuel.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: They've put themselves forward. You're going to decide who Sarah
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: has taken out. Were you all feeling really nervous this morning?
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: A little.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. A little, yeah.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Jesse's definitely nervous.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's all right.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: It's just live radio.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, just live radio.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. 131065, you've had a listen to both
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: of our two suitors. So let's go through and decide
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: who Sarah should go on a date with. Angel, hello.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Angel.
• 33:17
  Speaker 9: Hello, guys.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Who are you thinking?
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Jessie.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, why? Oh, Jessie.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: One vote for Jessie. I'm going to tally these up.
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: Why Jessie?
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Why Jessie?
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Jessie.
• 33:28
  Speaker 11: He seemed like a very decent and nice guy, and
• 33:32
  Speaker 11: one thing is he doesn't like people lying, so.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know anyone that likes people lying, to be fair.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but it's not usually a number one
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: thing that they look for, whereas I feel like.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very important to you, Sarah.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Why is that? Have you been hurt?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, many times, and I just... I'm sick of being
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: lied to, especially because I'm really genuine, and I don't lie.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: I'm very honest, sometimes to a fault, so... Yes, I
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: can't stand it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Right, okay. Well, there we go. We're getting a vote
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: there where they know that the lying's important. Let's go
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: to another one.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: Ellie.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Hi, Ellie.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, Ellie.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Who do you want to vote for?
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: I'm voting for Samuel.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, Samuel. It's a draw. And why do you think
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: she should pick Samuel?
• 34:18
  Speaker 13: He sounds like he's got a big heart.
• 34:19
  Speaker 16: You know, he talked about how he looks after his
• 34:21
  Speaker 16: nephew and how he works with lots of different special
• 34:24
  Speaker 16: people in his office.
• 34:25
  Speaker 17: So I think he's got a.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Lot of love in the gift.
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Caring, considerate.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: There we go. One for you, mate. William, you're on William.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Who are you voting for?
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: Hey, guys.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Hey, William.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Hey, man.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, two good bachelors.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: I'm thinking Samuel.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Samuel, okay.
• 34:44
  Speaker 9: It seems like he's got a bit of humour about him.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: I mean, G-Wagon rides would sound pretty good.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, the G-Wagon did it for you.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: It sold you, yeah.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Are you impressed by cars, Sarah?
• 34:53
  Speaker 14: No.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily. I'm not very materialistic like that. But, I mean,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: they're nice to look at.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, yeah. You'd take her in your G-Wagon?
• 35:02
  Speaker 11: I have the Hilux 2 if she doesn't like the G-Wagon.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, he's got two cars.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: He's got his work car and then his G-Wagon.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I think she'll like the G-Wagon more. Yeah. Okay, all right.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think she'd like either. All right, Michelle, who
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: do you want to vote for?
• 35:15
  Speaker 15: Hi, I am definitely voting for Jesse.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: He just seems so sincere.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: So sincere.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Well, he is very sincere.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: You can just see him sitting here so nervously, which
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: is very authentic.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: You've got a lot of tats there, mate. How do
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: we feel about tats, Sarah?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have a few.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, do you? Actually, why don't you tell her what
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: those tattoos mean?
• 35:40
  Speaker 19: Most of them are anime ones, but I do have
• 35:44
  Speaker 19: three pets on my ribs. One was a childhood pup
• 35:48
  Speaker 19: and two are the current pets.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Dogs that you have?
• 35:52
  Speaker 12: One's a dog and one's a cat that just passed away.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 35:55
  Speaker 19: I found him on a work site, took him home,
• 35:57
  Speaker 19: thought he had a broken leg. It was just undeveloped muscle.
• 36:01
  Speaker 12: He lived for about... Three years.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: You did well. You like cats and dogs?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've had two dogs and one cat.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Okay. There we go. We got that in common.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: People are like, I hate cats. That ain't going to work.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: All right. Alyssa.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Alyssa.
• 36:20
  Speaker 16: Hi there. I'm going to have to go with Samuel.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: He seems quite mature and emotionally intelligent.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: He doesn't rescue cats that are going to die.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Well, wait.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Do you have any cats and dogs?
• 36:32
  Speaker 11: Just the corgi.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Just the corgi. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: The queen's dog, right?
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: They've got big bums. Big booties.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: They waddle.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: King.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Well, it was the queen. She loved her corgis.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: So they've all got some animals. They've got some common interests.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's time to reveal. Oh, yes.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: Wait.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: So I'm revealing who Sarah has picked.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: No, not yet. First. No, first of all, we're going
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: to reveal.
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: First of all, we're going to reveal who you on
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: 131065 have decided Sarah is going to go on a
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: date with.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Jesse it is no it's not it's samuel i've done
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: a sarah murdoch from the australia's next top model so
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: two votes for jesse and three votes for samuel.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Samuel, you are the winner, Samuel. You are the winner, mate.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: You're going on a date. Can you guys give each
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: other a hug or something?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Or shake hands or something? A fist bump? But wait, there's...
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: There is more.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: There will be more. I just wanted to... Is that
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: what we get? That wasn't even a handshake.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: No, Sarah went in for a fist bump and then
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: he went to shake hands.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: That's awkward, isn't it? Can you greet each other properly?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Pretend we're not here.
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: Lovely to meet you.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Lovely to meet you too.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, cute.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's awkward. There is one more thing to do. So, Sarah,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: in the break, we asked you to write down which
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: guy you wanted to go out on a date with, okay?
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: We've sealed it in an envelope. Yes, Amy, you have
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: that envelope.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I have it in my hot little hands.
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: So everyone's already decided you're going on a date with Samuel.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: And sorry, Jessie. That's all right.
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: I'll put myself out.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Well, you did, mate. You've got to put yourself out there.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: But you could be in this envelope.
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: So who do you want to take out on a date?
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Sarah has picked... Samuel.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Congratulations, guys. Jesse, sorry, but if anyone wants to date Jesse,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: call him 131065. He's taking calls right now. You just
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: go out in the phone room and speak to women.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: All right, date number one. Congratulations. Where are we going?
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: What are we doing?
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: All the bad restaurants.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, in your G-Wagon.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Sounds good to me.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: You're going to do all the bad restaurants in the G.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: What's your thoughts on Sarah, mate?
• 38:54
  Speaker 16: Yeah, great.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: They barely know each other, Mikey.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, great.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: They've met for all of four minutes.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Well, they are all for a day.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: They get to go and, like, learn enough about, well...
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: They get to go and learn more about each other
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: over really terrible meals.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: I like that idea. Good on you guys. It'll be fun.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Thanks for taking part in the love vote.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: No worries.
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: Thanks, guys.
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: Thanks, guys.
• 39:19
  Speaker 17: Thank you.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Friday and we're all bloody exhausted. If you hate getting
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: out of bed, you hate going to work, a Japanese
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: mattress company, they're holding a sleeping competition. With a 2
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: million yen prize. Yes, a sleeping competition.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: That's like 20,000 AUD, right?
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: That sounds more impressive when it's 2 million yen. Yeah. So,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Koala Japan. It's inviting 20 contestants to see who can
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: have the best 90-minute nap.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Where do I sign up for this?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I know, right? So, based on how quickly they fall asleep,
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: how deeply they sleep, and whether they can stay asleep
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: during surprise... Disruptions. Yeah, so they're going to try and
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: disrupt your sleep. I love a good nap.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Wait, it says here anyone who arrives sleep deprived will
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: be disqualified.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now I reckon I could do that. What I
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: find funny about a nap is I can fall asleep
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: straight away with a nap.
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: But going to sleep at night is harder.
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Why is that?
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Because, I don't know, maybe because in your brain you
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: know that you're just having a quick nap so you've
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: got to get it done quickly.
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Whereas when you go to bed at night, maybe subconsciously
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh, I'm here for the next seven hours.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: There's no rush.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I'll take my sweet ass time.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: I just love like my favorite thing on a Saturday.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I go for a swim, walk and swim, go and
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: get some like chicken and chips or something.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: And then I just fall asleep on the lounge. And
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: I could be out for hours. How good is a
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: Saturday nap?
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I've got three children. Must be nice.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: Are you a napper?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: I've never, ever been able to day nap until I
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: started doing this gig.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: And I can go home.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Some days, if I've had a really bad sleep the
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: night before, some days I'll be driving home and my
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: eyelids will feel like they've got weights on them and
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: I will walk straight upstairs.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: My head will hit the pillow and I'll be out
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: within like one second.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: How long are you out for?
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: I can only ever sleep for 30 minutes.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon the ideal, I believe the ideal time
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: is 20 minutes. Now, Sean Fraser, you're getting much earlier
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: and you commute about an hour and a half, don't you?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: So I'm up at 2.30 in the morning, in here
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: at 3.30. Sean.
• 41:31
  Speaker 10: And then when I get home, I've got some things
• 41:34
  Speaker 10: to do, but sometimes.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I sit on the lounge. Yeah, it's the worst. You
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: cannot find it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: The minute you sit, it's all over.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I try and keep busy all day. I
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: have other things that I do, right?
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: On the days that I'm not doing all that other
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: stuff and I.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Just go home.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Like just sit there doing nothing. You're asleep. So do
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: you stay awake or do you nap, Sean?
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: I try to stay awake, but probably one day in
• 41:54
  Speaker 10: the week I'll sit on the lounge and just.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Like you're out of sleep.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gone.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: So what time do you go to bed, Sean?
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: Seven.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: And I don't think that's early enough. No, it probably isn't.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Probably not.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Not for what you need. You need like eight hours.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I don't get eight hours. Do you get eight hours?
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: If I go to bed at eight, maybe. Maybe. Close
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: to it. But you'll go to bed when the sun's
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: still up in summer. Kids are out playing in the street.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: It's terrible.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Sean's in bed.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I'm going to bed before my seven-year-old son.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Like, he's still roaming the house and I'm like, my
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: mummy's got to go to bed, pal.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, coming up, Amy, you were speaking to our producers
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: off air yesterday.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: And you proclaimed that you can find the positive in every,
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: every shitty situation.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I did not say that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: I said I'm like a glass half full person. I've
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: always kind of got my rose-coloured glasses on.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've noticed that. You're very positive. Well, we want
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: to put that.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: The test we want to test that theory sure how
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: positive can you be about the things we have coming
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: up right here on kids yeah time for you to
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: put your money where your mouth is you're full of
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: bold claims um Oh.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I reckon I'm just writing my poor little innocent book
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: and everyone's taking everything out of context.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: Well, earlier in the week, we did read in your
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: book that you said you could understand German. So we
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: brought this German man in here. That was bizarre.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Find me the page that said I can speak German.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: Find the page.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: Chelsea.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I'll find it for you. One second. Yeah, thanks. And
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: then around the team a few days ago, you were
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: talking about how you're very optimistic and you can find
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: the positive in everything.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm definitely positively mindset. Like I can find the positives.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: In those situations. My foot got run over by my car.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: What's positive about that?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Well, what were you doing?
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: Drunk.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Was it worth it? Like, were you having a really
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: great night?
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Worth it. You can find, well, you think you can
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: find the positive in anything. I'm an actually negative person.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: I'm not a negatively mindset person. So I don't, like
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: I've actually got a girlfriend in, In situations, she'll be like, oh,
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: but what if this happens?
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: And what if this happens?
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Catastrophizing.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she catastrophizes quite a lot.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I'm prone to that, yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you said on the seaplane, you're like, what if
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: it goes down? And I was like, what if you
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: just have an epic Saturday? And you get aerial views
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: of the city.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: I know, right? But I think of the, oh, no,
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: it's going to go down. Yeah. Okay, well, we want
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: to put that to the test.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 131065.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Took my hat from negative to positive, yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you're having a bad day. If something bad happened,
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: let's see if Amy can turn it into a positive.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Take a negative into a positive.
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: 131065.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Melissa, go for it. Hey, Melissa. Good morning.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: What's wrong?
• 44:43
  Speaker 15: Good morning.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: So last night, my little dog got into some chocolate
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: that was left out and we.
• 44:52
  Speaker 16: Had to take it to the vet and it cost
• 44:55
  Speaker 16: us $ 500.
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: What's the positive there?
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you the positive. The positive is that
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: the dog is still alive.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: And.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Dogs love the taste of chocolate.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: So it had a good time.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: It had a good time. The dog had a good time.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: It's $ 500 and not $.
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: 5, 000.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: And you guys all get to live happily ever after.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: That's fair.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: So not ideal, but the dog's still alive. The positive's there.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Right. 131065, what is your bad situation, Ben?
• 45:26
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: Hey, guys. How you going?
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: You don't sound too good.
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I ran off my car last week and
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: now I have to actually catch two buses and a
• 45:36
  Speaker 8: train to work two hours. On top of that, I
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: also had my wireless headphones in the car, so I
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: can't even listen to music or anything on public transport.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: You can't listen to Kiss on the free iHeart app.
• 45:48
  Speaker 11: Oh, God.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: It's no real positive here. Are you single, Ben?
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: No.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got a girlfriend?
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: No.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: A partner?
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: No, I've got a wife and it's our only vehicle
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: we actually had, so basically the whole family has to
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: catch public transport.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, so now your wife has to catch public transport
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? I've got the positive here for you.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: What?
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: This.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: is where you are going to do some relationship bonding.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: Because when you're in the car, you've probably got the
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: radio on, your wife's probably on the phone because you're driving,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: one person has to pay attention and the other one
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: gets to zone out.
• 46:26
  Speaker 8: And for kids on public transport.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: It was a positive, Amy.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Digging in the knife event.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: It's a family bonding moment now on public transport.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: To see the kids discover new people or something as well.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: No, don't worry about new people. It's like kids love
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: public transport. Like when I was in school holidays, one
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: of the things that I took my kids on was
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: a train.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Like that was an outing for them. They thought it
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: was crazy. So exciting.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: So your kids are going to love it. Plus, what
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: kids don't love spending time with their parents? I'm assuming
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: they're a bit younger. And you and your wife, I
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: feel like, truly, Ben, this is going.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: To bring you closer.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Save money on petrol too.
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: And you're going to save so much money on petrol.
• 47:12
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: You're doing well here. Jacob's on. Hello, Jacob.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jacob.
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: Hello.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: What have you got?
• 47:19
  Speaker 14: So I recently just found out my... My girlfriend of
• 47:23
  Speaker 14: five years cheated on me and we broke up.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: How did you find out?
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: I saw her phone.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Saw her phone. Saw her phone. So she's been getting
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: it on with another dude?
• 47:35
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: How old are you, Jacob? You're only 25, right?
• 47:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, 25.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: This is an absolute blessing.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Like, honestly, this is a blessing and it is going
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: to be short-term pain, long-term gain. Because you are only
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: 25 and if your missus is playing up on you,
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: you don't want to be with that kind of person anyway, right?
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: So you're just going to go out. You're going to
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: keep yourself busy. That's what happens, you know, when you've
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: got heartache and you're really upset. Keep yourself busy. Surround
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: yourself with family. Surround yourself with friends. And just know
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: that she has actually done you an absolute favour.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's going to find another chick who's not like that.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: No, he's going to find himself a better woman, somebody
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: who respects him, who loves him and values him and
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: who isn't going to cheat on him. So short-term pain,
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: long-term gain. In a couple of weeks, Jacob, you're going
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: to be happier than ever.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: I'm with you on that one. Okay. But what about Katie?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Do your worst, Katie. What's your negative situation?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Katie.
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: Hey, guys. My nan literally just passed away yesterday.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: How old was she, Katie?
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: 76.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: Pretty young, really.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Shut up.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry to hear that.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: But, like, what an incredible 76 years of life.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: And how old are you, Katie?
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: I'm 23.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: So, for your whole life, you've been able to get
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: to know your nan and share some really incredible moments
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: with her?
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: I wasn't able to meet my nan.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you don't even know her? You never met her?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Well....
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: I did know her, but not very well.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: Did you ever meet her?
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I did meet her.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: You weren't close?
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: We weren't very close, no.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: How come?
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Family issues.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Right, so did you like your nan?
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did.
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: I really wanted to get to know her, and I
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: wasn't able to. I was always kept away.
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I think that I guess the positive here is
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: that is your grandpa alive, your pop?
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: No, he passed away before her.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: The day before?
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, a couple of years.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I would say, and this might be a little bit
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: of a sad but also sad more positive if you
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: were really close with her and you did know her
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: very very well and you'd shared some um you know
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: beautiful moments together this you know the passing of her
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: would have been a lot harder yeah it probably would
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: have hurt a lot more and you know what at
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: least your nan and pop are now together again up
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: in heaven i hope so yeah if you believe in.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: That Well, wherever they are, their souls are together again.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: Thanks, Amy.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Thanks, Katie.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: Good one.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Did I nail that?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I feel like I nailed them all.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, everything's kind of positive with you, isn't it?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Come at me with your shitty advice. I'll find a positive.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Hello, Mikey, Amy Gerard.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: The weekend's almost here. I found a to-do list when
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: I went home.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I write to-do lists all the time.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, my girlfriend's written me one.
• 50:59
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Things I have to do.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: A to-do list for you. She's written you a to-do list.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Let me read it.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, read it out.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, she's so thoughtful. Okay, on Mikey's to-do list
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: in general.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Just to buy things.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: She's saying you need to buy jeans, which I absolutely agree.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Well, you gave me shit for them yesterday.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Absolutely agree with that. Those ones that you had on
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: yesterday can be burnt.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Some shirts.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I do.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: I need a fridge. You need a fridge? Just a
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: whole new fridge.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: A TV.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: The light's out in the fridge.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: A TV. How old's your TV?
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Maybe 10 years.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Is it small?
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: No, it's giant, but it's like, yeah, I didn't think
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: I needed one.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: A USB-C cable for your charging stand.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Very important, yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: New bedding and pillows.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: I'd agree with that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, but hang on.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: I know, like, if you've been slumming it on your
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: own in there for three years, that'd be disgusting.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think we need new bedding, and we don't
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: need new pillows.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: I think Alana should buy them. Like, don't let Mikey
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: pick them.
• 51:59
  Speaker 18: Are your pillows brown when you take the cover off?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Are they flat as well?
• 52:04
  Speaker 18: You know how much, like, bacteria and stuff?
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: I wash the pillow slips.
• 52:09
  Speaker 18: No, no, no, but it comes through from that pillow itself.
• 52:11
  Speaker 18: You're supposed to replace them quite frequently.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: And how old's your bed?
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, 15 years.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: You meant to replace your mattress every 10 years, right?
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Eight to 10 years or something.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: I like my mattress. I'm not getting a new one.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: You need a kettle to match your toaster.
• 52:24
  Speaker 14: Disagree.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with a silver kettle and a white toaster.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: She's trying to make your place look more aesthetic and
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: you clearly don't care.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: You need cutlery, crockery and kitchen utensils.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: That's where I'm confused.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: But is it all just sporadic stuff that you've taken
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: from your parents' house?
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: It's good stuff, I think. But over the years, it's
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: no way.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: It's definitely not.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: You need to also get your knives sharpened.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, that I'll agree with. Nothing worse than a blood knife.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Here's your to-do list. Clean your barbecue cupboards. Wash down
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: beams and the walls outside. And wash down chairs.
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: You know, like the outdoor furniture and there's moss growing
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: on my outdoor. So that's me for the weekend.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: You know what? Just tick it off as you do it.
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: But I've got to do it. Yeah, you do.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: I would actually outsource some of the things to buy.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Alana seems like she's got pretty good taste. I would
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: get her.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Just give her my credit card, eh? Yes.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: And I would get her to zhuzh this appearance up.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I answered.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Zhuzh up the fashion a little.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: And get her to wash down the walls of barbecue.
• 53:33
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: You can do the cleaning. She can just help make
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: you look better.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: Hey, still to come, Last Calls 131065. Nat's got to
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: hit a celeb news as well. And it's still my favourite, Somba. Homewrecker,
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: on right now. Kiss. Hello, Last Calls 131065. What do
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: you want to talk about? Let's go to Maz. Hey, Maz.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Hey, Maz. Hey, guys.
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: How are we?
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 53:58
  Speaker 8: What up?
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: What up?
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: What?
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: What is up?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: What is up, man?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: It's time to say yes.
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah. What's up?
• 54:07
  Speaker 16: I also have a fear of flying. You guys were
• 54:09
  Speaker 16: talking about that before.
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I don't understand it.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Would you say you've got a fear of flying, Mikey?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: I don't at all. I love a commercial jet. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: The little planes. I've been in one. I think it
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: was over Alaska looking at the glaciers or whatever and
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: I'm like holding on the whole time.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Matt, have you had a bad experience on a plane
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: or is it just like the intrusive thoughts that come
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: with it? Yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I think intrusive thoughts.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 54:32
  Speaker 16: I don't like all the sounds you get.
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: There's a bit going on.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: When you can hear the wheels coming back up, you're like, oh,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: what's that?
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: How do you handle it then?
• 54:46
  Speaker 16: I often get myself prescribed Valium.
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 54:50
  Speaker 16: That's helpful.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:52
  Speaker 16: Usually that's for the long-haul flights. For your interstate, I guess. Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 16: a bit of chewy, you get your playlist going, some TVs,
• 55:02
  Speaker 16: just trying to relax.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: You know, Maz, you can get these things called beta
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: blockers and they're not as strong as Valium, but beta
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: blockers are really good for people who have like a
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: bit of anxiety around flying because all it does, it
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't change anything.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: It lowers your heart rate, doesn't it?
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: No, it just.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Removes all those anxiety vibes. So, like, the fast beating
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: heart and the sweaty palms and stuff. Like, I actually
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: take them when I public speak because, funnily enough, I actually.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Do you say public speak when you're doing it? When
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: I public speak. Time for me to public speak.
• 55:35
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: Yep. Yep.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, they're good.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Because otherwise I get really nervous. It just calms you.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd never had them, but I was getting like
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: weird heart palpitations.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: And I was paranoid for like two months that I
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: had a heart problem.
• 55:48
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: But avoided seeing the doctor.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: And then he gave you beta blockers?
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: And he's like, there's nothing wrong with your heart. It's
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: some flutters or some crap.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: He probably just had anxiety.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: Nah. Yeah.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: I don't get that.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Okay. Sure.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Hayden.
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning. How are you? Good.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, good.
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: I mean, you guys talked about a couple hours ago,
• 56:08
  Speaker 9: but with this AI glasses being banned nonsense.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: The meta glasses.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know if they're AI. Yeah. Everything gets accused
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: of being AI. They're just glasses with video cameras in them.
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: But anyway, yeah, what about them?
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think it's just a bit dramatic because we're
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: being recorded everywhere we go. Whether we're walking down the street,
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: you know, with cameras outside restaurants, on the street posts,
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: you know, people even just filming TikToks out on the street,
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: we're always being recorded. So why the government wants to...
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: I like this form of AI glasses because of the
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: $ 89 camera ones.
• 56:44
  Speaker 13: It's just dramatic because.
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but.
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: I think the thing is, though, people are using them
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: like some creepy dudes are going up to chicks on
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: the beach.
• 56:51
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: And you don't know. You think they're just wearing normal glasses.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: People aren't being filmed in schools and preschools and stuff
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: Like, I would hate for people to wear them into,
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: you know, a school where there's kids and stuff.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: There's no cameras around there. There are CCTV cameras.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, on the street, but, like, we're not.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're being filmed right now, but when we're
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: in the lift and stuff, we're not being filmed.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: And the glasses feel a little discreet, don't they? You
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: You almost feel like they're peeping Toms.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, anyway, I don't know if they can. How
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: do you ban glasses?
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: The same way you ban solariums and vapes.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, how'd that go for you?
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't been to one since I've been banned.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: What about vaping?
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Mine's prescribed. Your vape is prescribed. Yeah, I get it
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: from a chemist.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I bet.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: I am one of the 2% of people that go
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: to a chemist to get my vape.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't even know you could get a vape prescribed.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: What brand is it?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: What were you going to say? Name me a pharmaceutical brand.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Alibaba?
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: Alibaba. Have a good weekend. We're back here Monday. You
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: can win a brand-new car. You can win a whole
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: bunch of money with our pop queers at 7 and 8.
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: Have a great weekend.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: Are we watching Strictly Ballroom together.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: On the weekend?
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: No, we're not.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: You have a safe seaplane flight.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if I'm not back here on Monday, you know
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: I died.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: We'll know that you've gone down, yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: You'd probably hear it in the news, though, really.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Probably not.
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: I'll run it, yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sure, I'll run it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: I'll be driving to work. Mike Etheridge has died. Died.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Seaplane crash.
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, wow.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: Probably shouldn't joke about that.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: All right, guys.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: See you.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Bye.