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Bangin Beers Four Loko Watermelon · ABJ

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  The one with the most alcohol in it for the smallest amount.
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  Yeah. We going to go for the Ford
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  Welcome. Welcome back.
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  Lily decided to get on camera this time for these reviews.
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  So 4 episodes, 5 episodes in a row.
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  You're on banging beers. I don't know, that's crazy.
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  I don't know how I feel about this, but last time you were on
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  camera the microphones are kind of shitty.
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  I hope they're good. Now I'm I don't know what's
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  going on with these. I was also very much laughing
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  about the fact that we were drinking 4 Loko and here we are
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  again. Yeah, 4 local we said we got.
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  We have four or five of them, so we're on the next one.
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  We're going to kind of mix them up.
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  We're not going to do 4 locos back-to-back to back, but this
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  one is the 12% flavored malt beverage drink for a local
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  Brewing Company. 4 local watermelon right off the riff
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  has a. Good has.
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  A good smell. The Peach smell was boozy.
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  It had, yeah, it had that boozy smell.
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  You can't smell the booze, which makes me concerned.
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  And this is stronger 12%. We got a phone call there.
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  You're going to decline that because we're recording.
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  Three friends have checked this in and gave it a 1.17.
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  Didn't see. That.
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  Bob from Bang and Beers gave it a 275 and said thanks.
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  Danny Joseph D gave it a .25. Is that the like the smallest
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  amount? Jason T says it was garbage when
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  I had caffeine and it's still garbage now for a logo 4004 four
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  point 2K check INS on it. 2.29 does not break the three we
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  talked about before out of Chicago, IL, the four local
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  Brewing Company. 58 total check insurance, 3 monthly, only three
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  on the tab. Like I said, not really into it.
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  Sweet, strong fruity boozy tart is what our write up is going to
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  be here. Let's not waste any time.
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  I'm going to drink it like 17 year old Lily would drink it.
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  You're not going to. Cheers.
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  Drink it like a beer drinker 1st and let's get a review and then
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  if you want to just do that you can.
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  I should have just drank it like I wanted to the first time.
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  Jesus. It hit me in the nose at first.
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  Did you get that too? Gasoline.
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  I feel like bewitched. It kind of yeah.
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  It made me. It made me do suck to my nose
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  first for a first taste. I drink.
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  I didn't. I didn't think a big drink.
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  I get very boozy. Very boozy.
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  I get a hint of watermelon. Taste.
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  So I was going to taste that I was going to like slowly, like
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  chug it, but slowly so I could still get the flavour.
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  And basically as soon as it got to the back of my mouth, I was
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  like, you need to swallow. So the theme of Four Loko is
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  going to be just having two now in my life.
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  It's it's fucking boozy. Like they're not hiding the
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  flavor. Like a like, like a Seagram's
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  where it's like, oh, we're going to.
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  Here's some here's a little, you know, trip to the beach.
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  This is hey, we're going to give you a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
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  Like you know you're. Fun Jolly rancher in it for the
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  flavour. Like like this isn't like you
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  met a girl at the bar and you took her home and had sex.
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  Like you're fucking a whore. Like you paid for sex.
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  You know what you're getting. You know what I mean?
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  No, I don't like this is this is when you when you buy A4 logo,
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  you know what you're in for. Like you're not like surprised
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  like like you're fucking a whore when you drink this.
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  Like that's just what it comes down to.
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  Respectfully, sex work is still work and I respect you and I
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  think it should be legalized, but I feel like when you fuck
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  someone who knows they're doing and they're trying, they're
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  about their money and they want to get you in and get you to
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  fuck out. That's for local.
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  Like you drink this, I'll give you that you're making you're
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  going to fucking get drunk quick.
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  And we're not here to fucking tickle your balls.
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  We're here to fucking get you in and get you out If.
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  You ain't got no money take your broke ass home.
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  But you could buy a four local on the way home first.
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  I will say this, I thought I said to.
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  Myself. I said on the way home, on the
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  way to PPW yesterday, that. I'm going back to our previous
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  bang and beers if. 4 Loko didn't get me with a Peach flavor.
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  I don't think they're going to win me over going forward.
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  I I'm going to be, I'm gonna be honest.
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  If I was stuck in a house and the only thing we could drink
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  was watermelon 4 Loko, I wouldn't, I wouldn't hate my
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  life. I don't like.
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  I think it's wait. You wouldn't.
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  It's not. It's not.
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  If this is all we had to drink, Peach.
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  Peach was undrinkable, like I couldn't force down Peach.
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  I can probably drink a little bit of this, honestly.
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  Like I'll I'll say this about it, the taste doesn't linger in
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  your mouth. It actually has one.
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  Definitely. It has a very pleasant after
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  taste the. After taste, yeah, I would say
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  it hits your tongue for a minute, but there the after
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  taste does taste like you just had a Jolly Ranch in your.
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  I don't taste the the booziness in my mouth after I just chugged
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  this. I didn't want to touch the Peach
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  after we we tried. It no, I didn't want to even
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  have this I. Don't mind I I'm not saying this
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  is good by any means. It's not good, but it's way
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  better than the Peach. Peach was hard to.
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  Drink. Peach was it was like battery
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  acid. The next day I threw the whole
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  canoe and everything, and the next day I could smell it still.
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  Yeah. Watermelon.
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  I will say I don't even know what I gave the Peach.
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  Let let, let's go back to the Peach.
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  I feel real quick. I wanted to give that I.
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  Gave it A1. I gave.
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  I'm pretty sure I gave it a zero out all.
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  Right. So if that one got a one.
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  I was going to give this one a one to be fair.
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  I will go 1.5. That's where I'm going with this
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  one. I have to we're going to end
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  this and call him back so I don't get called 14 more times.
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  I love you to death. You know who you are.
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  But Jesus Christ. Yeah.
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  So that that's pretty much where I stand with the four Loco
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  watermelon. We'll see you guys next Sunday.
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  Well, Lily will be joining me for another beer episode.
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  We might be still wearing the same clothes and we might be
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  drinking 4 beers in one night. We're not drinking the full 4
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  logo though. We're not absolutely psychotic.
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  But there's a reason for the small.
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  Come hang out with us next week while we drink some McGraw Box
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  Brewing Company and we have a little blondes have more fun.
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  We're going to find out if blondes have more fun.
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  You were a Blonde 1, so we'll talk all about it.
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  We'll see. We'll see if you had more fun as
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  a blonde or a brunette. We'll talk, we'll have a little
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  discussion and we'll drink some beer.
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  See you next Sunday. Bye.