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From Hollywood. The Judy Canova Show brought to you each week by the Colgate
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Show with mel Blank, Ruby Dandris Berna Felton, Joe Kearns, The Sportsman,
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Opi Kats and his Orchestra and starring Judy. Come over. He's making
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eyes in me, Mom, he's awful. Knight to me, mock he's
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almost up breaking my heart. I'm beside him on mercy let it's not just
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started, mound. He wants to marry me. My money me what do
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you think? So back? Every minute he gets bolder. Now it's lean
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now no, my shoulder, My my, my mama, get me my
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look look at he look look he's oh nobody, look listen this this I
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didn't mind be sighting O. His hand got us really attacking formies who he
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wasn't marrying me be min me. I'm med Wristers. I still have a
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baris as mine. Well, it seems that Judy is undered. The contest
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sponsored by the Gurgle Soda Pomp Company. As we're looking on her now,
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She and Jeranium have just opened their twentieth case of pomp. She jeraium,
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I should I appreciate you helping me drink this stuff. We must have drunk
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twelve gallons already. Yeah, miss Judys, Oh, pardon me. You
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know I've drunk so much combinated water. I feel like doing a bubble dance.
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Yeah, me too. My float and rib just dropped anchor Water's fly.
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Who say, Miss Judy, did you finish writing your sinners yet for
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the contest? Yeah? I wrote I like Gurgle photopop because of twenty it's
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my thirst. All I have to do is look at the bottle of that
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horrible green stuff and I ain't thirsty no more. Day. How much more
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that's hopped up? DDP? Do I have to drink? Well? Now,
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if you get four hundred and fifty more bottle tops, honey, you
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may win the contest. Yeah, and the prize is a date was my
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favorite movie actor Van Johnson. You sure like that man, don't you,
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miss us? Yeah? Van Johnson, that's one Van that really moved me.
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Yeah, but I will tell you something. Last night I seen him
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in a picture, and he had a crush on Esther Williams in technicolor.
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Esther Williams in technicolor. Yeah, first she got that. I haven't got
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that. I couldn't get frightened and simonized and doco beaudy. Yes, ma'am,
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he's Van Johnson worth all this trouble you're going to Oh? Yeah,
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I g gee, i'dn'ven be happy if I could dream about Van Johnson's.
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Well, put a piece of wedding cake under your pillow and your dreams will
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come true. Well, I tried that with a piece of birthday cake.
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I dreamt about the fire department. I wonder what made you dream that?
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Well, when I put the cake under my pillow, I forgot to blow
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out the candles. Yeah, it was a three alarmed dreams. Judy,
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what if you won the contest and Ben Johnson proposed to you? Would you
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know how to ask? Oh? Shucks, I hate to mention the number
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had some fellas who proposed to me. How many handsome men have supposed to
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you? No, that's why I hate to mention it. Yeah, but
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back home, a couple of people kept asking me all the time to get
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married. Who were they, Judy, mynd pa. They were always hoping.
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Some big, handsome, blue eyed hunkle man had come up to me
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and say, pardon me for talking ination. Oh hell, Pedro, did
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you empty those bottles of gorgo farming? See? My cousin Gonzalis drank it,
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he said, he tickling his noise. It doesn't take on mine,
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of she but Gonzales mixed it with six feathers, sick feathers. She he
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had two bottles. Yeah, Well, why is Gonzales now? Well?
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He fell ash sleep and a jeep ni hill was steep, the train went
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peep. He'll sell the jeep cheap. Why it's a heap? Not too
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bad, you know, Senor reader. When the new nineteen forty six cars
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come out, I'm going to get one. Are the new cars really coming
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out? Pedro? See? I was looking at the new nineteen forty sidels
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of the nineteen forty two cars, which you can get delivered in nineteen forty
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seven. If your father is president of the company that makes him, if
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he's still talking to you, well, look, did you order one of
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the new cars, Piedro see? I ordered a foot button model, a
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foot button model. See the floorboard is full of buttons. When you take
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your girl out riding, you push a button with your foot and the top
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comes down. You push another buttony radio place, push another buttony lights go
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up. You run the whole car with your feet. Well what do you
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do with your hands? I eat peanuts. You better go now, Pedro.
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I want to write something else for the contest. Oh I wrote a
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poem for a contest once, Herita a poem. See listen. There once
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was a man from a Josa whose nose was a lallapalosa. From the day
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he was born, it looked just like a horn, and he played it
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for John Phillips Shouser. Judy, if you get a date with Ben Johnson,
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I wonder how you'll get along together. What do you mean, at
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Aggie, Well, they say a tall person gets along well with a short
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person, A quiet person gets along with a talkative person. Every girl would
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marry a person with oppas. That's characteristic. Yeah, I know it,
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Madie. That's why I want to marry a man. That what you thought
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about? That was all the case of clarinata and is orficicra playing? No
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Two weeks if gone by and I haven't heard if I won that Gurgle Soda
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Pop contest. You shure I'm crazy to win? That day? Was Van
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Johnson? Aint you honey crazy? It is right? You know, the
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only time I ever saw Van Johnson, I felt just like a bottle of
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soda pop standing in the hot sun. You did. Yeah, I gurgled
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a little, started the fizzing in bloom atop. Yeah. The man and
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the white coat throwing that over me pass day. Ain't let me go though,
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he did. Yeah. Well, this, honey, isn't the plus
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contest he was ever in. Oh no, no. Once I was in
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a better Baby contest sponsored by a milk company. I was Miss Coffee Cream
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of Practice Junction. They well, why they call you miss coffee Cream?
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Well, when I was a baby, I was always on top of the
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bottle. I had to be. There's fourteen kids in the family. Yeah,
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well, you know, miss Judy, I've come from an exception in
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a large family too. Now I used to say that again. My mother
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even ran out of names for the children. Yeah, she called the last
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four eenie Meenie, Miney, and Charlie Charlie. What about more? Only
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when my plugs kind of them kids, he said, it ain't gonna be
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no more. And miss yes, I have a nigger here for you can't
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make pigeons carrier. No I any walk this time isn't reply from the contest?
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Did you win? And Aggie? The judges liked my letter, but
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they didn't get my bottle top. They didn't get your bottle top, greacious,
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what do you have to do? Well, I got a art them
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all right away, right them? Call up an art a four hundred and
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fifty more bottles of gurgle. Yes, what flavor you at this time?
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Well? The orange was good, but it tastes too much like fastprilla.
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Uh huh, Yeah, so art of the great that tastes more like orange.
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Okay, Pedro, Pedro, you shouldn't read it. Pedro, did
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you send those bottle taps to the contest like I told you to see?
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I send them by dog slid by dog slid. I told you to send
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them airmail air meal. Send you read it? I thought you shit aired
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the ba. Yes it's your four hundred and fifty bottles of Google. See
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you got here quick? Yeah, thank reeking version wonderful. Say how long
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have you been with a gurgle company? For five years? That's five goll
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wit mister, you must like this stuff? No, never touch it.
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Prefer onion juice to sell onion juice. Yep. Well, now don't that
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Never have a breath brook trouble. You know? God Ahi, yall waste
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my sponsorcle there you say that, go ahead, let him hear you say
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it. Said again, I use Cogate tooth polder. All right, that's
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enough? Okay, say I know Canova lived up by Skinuoka hookah mean name
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of ebid O? Any kidd? No? What well she was making faine
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woman did a lock for Skinnuka hooka chuck? Yeah, married a Richmond there,
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had a pile of money. She married him. Is that slow?
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If you give us an auditoriout a pack in a labry. Make the plain
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woman well, where'd she get the money to do all that? Poisoned her
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husband? Poisoned her husband? If yep, night he's fine. Woman.
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Well, I better get busy and open these bottles so I can send the
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tops in. Yes, Judy, and you'd better hurry. Remember the contest
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closes at midnight. Oh don't you worry at Aggie. I'll have to top
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off these bottles before you can say, Van Johnson, hand me that opener
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and stand back. I shouldn't open that last bottle with my teeth, use
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me, No, the soda parma was running all over the floor, and
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you've broken off of tooth head for the hell bar as the bridges out.
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Which booth did you play, beauty? Whilst I think it was my pullman
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too, your pullman tooth? Yeah, lor seven duty is successful. Now
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you'll have to have that tooth extracted extracted, Jock's Now, I just go
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to the dentist and have it pulled out. Jock gives me once, then
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gives me twice, and kiss me once again. It's been a long long
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ever thought like this, my dearness, and can't remember when it's been a
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long long You'll never know how many it be. I e about you.
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I just how it this out? Team without you? Don't kiss me once
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and kiss me once and kiss me once again. It's been a long long
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kiss me once and kiss me twice, and kiss me once again. It's
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me long long I haven't felt like this. My dearses can't remember when it's
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been a long long time. You never know how many dreams I've been about
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you. But as time people see without you. So kiss me once and
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kiss me times and kiss me once again. It's been a longe God gives
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me once, think, gives me twice, think itiss me once again.
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It's still long I ever thought like this. My dearses can't remember when it's
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been long. You love for know how many d that mean? Good?
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Bock you? I just now if you there sleep without you? So kiss
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me once, sink me think, kiss me once again. It's been a
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long That was Judik and all us singing. It's been a long long time.
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lollgates to power or Good morning? Is this doctor Harrison the dentist's office isthmamtis
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well, I'm Judy Canova, the girl who called about the broken tooth.
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Is the doctor in Yes, he's polishing some fleets. Well when he fishes
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the dishes, can I see him? What doctor, here's miss Canova.
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Oh, yes, yes, the girl who bit the pop bottle. Now
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miss Canova, just sit in the chair here and we'll have that two thousand.
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Hurry. Okay, do you want a local anesthetic? Local jax?
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Now give me something men parted, no fight to get Yes, quite understand.
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I was referring to the process of anesthesia that runs the patient immobile,
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unconscious and completely immune to pay. And do you object to gas? Oh?
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No, talk all you want to go? Right ahead? Now just
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relax, miss Canova, and you will have pleasant dreams. Will pull the
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tooth and cast it away, cast it away, cast away, past away,
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past away, cast away. Golly, I'm a castaway on a south
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Sea island. Who are you? Ugh? No, I ain't Huh,
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I'm Judy Canover. I still say, Oh, say, how did I
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get here? You come from big boat? Terrible wreck? Yeah? I
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know I always looked this way after the boat riding. Yeah. If you
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think I'm a mess, now, y'ard to seen me on Navy Day and
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the Tunnel of Love. Oh, I'm telling you, who How'd I get
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up on the shore? You carried up by great big waves. She was
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a seaman second class well, tell me, tell me what island is this?
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You come off big boat land on valley? Never mind how I landed?
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Where am I? Say? Who is this? Pardon me for talking
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in your sleep, Miss Judith? But you in pogo pogo geranium? How'd
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you get here? Or ask me? Honey? This is your dream?
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I'm a flower girl. I wanna buy geranium? What a cross? Say?
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Geranium? You got hiccups? Yes, I've got buttercups to Oh look
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geranium. The native chief, I'm what's the matter? Chief? Oh?
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They won't let me blowing in bubble? Why not? No soap? No,
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So let's go back and do that palm a commercial again? Hey,
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what's that? The chief is leaving for Albuquerque. A bottle coffery all about
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Ontario, Riverside, Colton, Anaheim, Masousa and cokedamonga. Colly sounds just
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like Jack Benny Good evening mercery. Oh gee, ways you Hollywood Van Johnson.
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No, I'm Dickens Van Storage. Finding you here in these paradices wonderful.
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You are gorgeous. I like the way that Sir Wong is draped around
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your waist. Oh this night is wrong at Maturban, I wound it too
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loose. But this is so romantic. Doesn't this tropical moon fill you with
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ecstasy? Huh? Even the animals of the jungle are under its romantic spain.
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Huh. Look look at those monkeys in the tree are speaking their language
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of bulow. Why can't we do what they are doing? Now? When
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I hang by my feet of blood rushes to my head, say, how
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did you get here? Or the same way you did? A dentist and
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permona gave me an anesthetis. I'll not forget that. Come oh kiss me?
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I don't know, I tell you. When I kiss a girl,
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she feels as if she is floating through space. Oh, jess, hey,
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you ain't kidding. Get me down from up here. Your voice is
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fading. Where are you going? I'm going out of the anesthetic. Oh
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no, don't go. I was planning to take you to far off places.
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London, very sneeze, anaheim Aselsa. I'm god, Okay, nurse,
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nurse, what is it? Disclue? But if you want board gas
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yeah, and you better check the island tire too. I'm going on a
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long trip, folks. Tomorrow is armist to say to day on which World
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War One ended so tonight I'd like to dedicate my theme song to the men
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and women of our armed forces who have given so much to bring freedom and
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peace to the peoples of this earth. And I'll here's Judy to sing the
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complete version of her closing theme song, good Night Soldier, Good night song,
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wherever you may be, My heart longly with wood night soul, Joe
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taps reveally bind me dreaming about you somedays scares will change to the blue spis
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will bud s goodnight souljer Angels walk with you, keep you through each to
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my flat. This is burn Smith asking you to follow the fourteen day palm
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ally plan for a lovelier complexion, and don't take a chance with your romance.
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Use Colgate toothpowder night in the morning and before every date. Ladies,
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you now get four points a pound for your used cooking fat instead of two.
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Save every drop. You can. Remember that soap calls for vast quantities
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of fat. The more you turn in, the more soap you will see
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it. Your grocer, let me repeat, your butcher now pays you four
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cents and four points for every pound of cooking fat. Now here's Judy,
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folks, it was Offrey night being with you tonight, and I hope we'll
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happy together again next Saturday Night. In the meantime, please don't forget the
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two products that bring us together each week, palm Ali soap and Colgate Too
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powder the vendas in the world. This is Judy Canova from Hollywood saying yeah
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no. The Judy Canova Show was written by Fred Fox and Henry Luke Hood.
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