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Episode 260: Epiphany · Not That Serious

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  Oh, I'll allow it because he wasn't in a while. No, Big,
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  we're talking about taking things seriously. People turn on the podcast for the
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  first time. We were past this. All right, everybody, how do
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  bad? All right? All right? That was fun. I got on
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  He was like, no, we're not. We're done. All right,
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  boy? I feel about all? You move these gold posts? You think
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  I'm done? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I do something to pick myself up. I'm
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  Love those we Weese, my guys. I love talking to those guys.
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  like, that's why. That's my biggest fear. Like we have like a
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  ship and it's not like I'm looking for groupies and there like that because I'm
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  in, but it's like, Damn, I feel like you won't be We
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  here. We're not doing this ship. Hey, yeah, we canceled the
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  shutters to the in the crowd I called the we we flew. I got
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  too much tests on in there and made me sick. It's not a fucking
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  there's not an ounce of for sea hair in this motherfucker. C four four
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  C four c hair. The chance niggas, what are you talking about?
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  You don't know that? Do you know? You don't know what you're talking
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  about? You? I don't know what I'm talking about because I have four
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  yeah, talking about dang Keenan, I don't have for That's why I was
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  like, I looked at Keenan's head and yeah. So he was like,
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  no, it's the opposite look he's this might be nine. You're going the
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  wrong way. I am, Yes, I don't know what he has.
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  The corses hair here, I don't know what I'm talking about, straightest hair,
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  personal hair is cute. Yeah, that's true. He got Mexican hair.
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  Yeah, Mexican hair is crazy. Sticks straight out. You look right
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  now with his farm head got folding. Okay, okay, okay, cute
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  your lee bred nigga. He turned his head back so we can see the
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  water. He definitely your boy, little war Mexican out. He turned to
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  a mechanic. The hell, you got a fucking truck. Donna tell me
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  that. Back your carborators water and then rotate my radio. He said,
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  you want to you want to do podcasts? Yes, he's nice. Podcast
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  Yes, he's nice. You need microphoney weed me microphone if podcast subscribe pr
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  on this goog it's good scene and they do video. The podcast is nice.
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  It's all right, that's not fooling around. Mm hmm. But definitely
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  yeah, we have like an event and there's a bunch of fucking niggas there,
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  I'll be sick, I'll throw up a little bit, let me a
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  little I'll still go out there and like and smile. I'll be squeezing guys.
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  It's not just serious podcast and again, but that's not to know that.
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  It's like, that's all I feel like when I see like like rappers
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  doing concerts and it's just like mad guys in the front. They can't feel
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  good about that. Why they're getting the money niggas all those guys and not
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  being It depends on the top of that. I don't think that's what you
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  were going with. It just depends on the type of rapper too. It
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  does like, uh, like Drake, Drake gonna have women in the front
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  row because he's he's he's that type of rapper, But Jack not so many
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  j Rock. Which rapper's gonna have the least hose, the least hose in
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  the crowd. In the crowd and this like a rapper that's known, I
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  know, wrap, not like an underground like a no rapper would have the
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  least hose. It might be like some like V's. No, he's gonna
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  have mad hood bitches in there. You got the y it'd be mad.
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  It'd be mad sexy rather looking chicks in there at the V Show for sure.
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  Wave No, no, you're not bitch is gonna be at the rod
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  Waveshow it's the big bag because he's a big dude like small women like big
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  niggas. He made big niggas also true. I know that. In case
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  you forgot that, you got one at home, don't worry. I'll send
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  you a picture of the front row. Yeah, please let us know.
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  It's gonna be Q and Q with a wig? Which one of them gonna
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  be a wig? You took that differently what he was Yes, No,
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  because both y'all are gone. He was saying that. He didn't even say
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  in the front road no never, Yeah, you're you what he was saying.
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  I didn't get what I was saying. Yeah, it's gonna be a
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  bunch of people that look like they could catch him if Rod Wave actually jumped
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  up that they got a strong bast strong bas wrong bases and big backs.
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  It's at the Pyramids. It's a select rill. There's just a bunch of
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  left guards and a bunch of there's a bunch of pulling people, people that
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  can pull real nice. I want to crack back. Okay, a bunch
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  of jordan My lodders. See this is what happens way sad day weeks.
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  How would you I'm not telling you yet. Okay, we don't even think
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  of a rapper. Let me freestyle said the time I said we definitely got
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  to in pre production, we did say that, well, I said it.
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  Lamon vehemently opposed that exactly. He was like, I got things to
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  say, the name push your te okay, yeah yeah, I can see
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  that. Yeah yeah. So many women saying what about it? If you
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  know, you know, there's no whole saying that I love my boy wearing
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  play clothes. You know, you know on that note, Ben neither Butcher,
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  I was them women love those niggas though they like I was going to
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  say that that's scared of hold they like that. Yeah, I don't know
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  about that, Moore, man, I don't know they do. I've seen
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  a lot of them. I'm sure, but I don't know if I want
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  to be associating with them. You want to pick up the chicks that's going
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  to the V show. I don't. I'm not. They can't come to
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  my house. They can't come to Thanksgiving dinner. You gotta check the silverware,
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  check the pipes. They might take my catlet, convert out my car
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  whatever during grace ship shipped for parts. I gotta go check something outside,
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  right, cargo be whistling like Popeyes. There's a many circulars, so convenient.
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  Pull it right out there, fucking right. They bra pulling a circus.
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  It's like a cartoon. It doesn't matter. You can pull anything out
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  of anywhere an it's like a pocket dimension right under the fucking cup. It
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  stole my camps. We were we were pulling around the table saying we were
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  thankful for and what didn't you know it? She took my steering whel took
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  my wild harness picks, took my dipstick that would be the most crazy stick,
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  and somehow took all the oil out. I don't know how she's siphon
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  the oil out that she's a real sucker, the best eater my gas.
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  But she could say mud through a straw, and that's why she got the
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  digs giving it in the first My god, sucking frozen peanut butter. Stealing
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  gas is crazy. She's like funneling and that ship. Now everyone you see
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  the girl, it was like, yeah, oil both peanut butter through a
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  twizzler. Oh god, that's a strong suck. That's a strong suck.
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  Do you ever use the twizzle as a straw? Of course? Okay?
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  Stealing drinking tappy ole pudding like it was motherfucking fucking h drinking tech. It
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  was like it was alkaline water. Just god. And if he was wondering,
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  how did the girl on the V show and get the Thanksgiving dinner,
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  that's how she got than giving dinner because she's a fucking eater. She's a
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  motherfucking eat on. Because that's how you had to make it out. You
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  got to eat your way out, okay, Just like just like that boy
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  Matilda, Oh that poor boy watching that was crazy. Bro. I felt
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  so bad for that kid and she just crashed the on his head. Yo.
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  How did she go to jail? No, no, no, that's
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  what happens. Then she go to jail because you got parents. That's not
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  involved. Because how the hell you send to your kids? Your kids there.
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  I know all them kids had to tell their parents. She threw a
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  kid out the window. Somebody go, awad your mom, principal to which
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  with me called the choking in the choky you go and just throw them in
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  there. Threw a girl by her pigtails. Brou swung a am just wam
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  choking like you had a torture dungeon. Like you're a teacher coming out of
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  college seeing the little kids like it was hamas okay, mother, mother,
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  elementary school. Elementary school is like the fucking Gadza strip. It was rough
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  times there. If it was, it wouldn't be standing. But yeah,
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  guy, it was falling, it's going under. What were you saying yellow?
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  I was gonna it was with the oil stick. I was gonna say.
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  There was a girl on Twitter she she took her oil stick or dipstick
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  out and there was no oil in the car. Did you see the one
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  about the tire reflection reflections. I guess I need to change you said,
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  you see her reflection? It was wet, Nascar tied. No, it
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  was crazy, bro, Yeah, like drag tire. Somebody said the fact
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  that that the car can fly the kiss everything complaining, its hyd your planing
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  just going ten. It's just a thin layer of air between her and the
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  fucking ground. Zero friction. It's like a car. It's like a fucking
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  bumper. Cars just sick. That's crazy women in their cars. What were
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  we doing? Nothing? Entire pressure is the same. I don't even know.
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  Huh, I was saying, make sure your tire pressure is the same.
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  Women, Yeah, oh my god, Yo, when it got cold,
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  as soon as it got cold, for one day, my tire pressure
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  I had to put in as soon as it got cold, some mid needing
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  tires one day. I want to know the signs behind that. Yeah,
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  I know something crazy. You know the signs back, Molly mole No,
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  no, no, no signs behind the tiger. Listen, pressure when it's
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  cool. Is that what you was asking? That's it exactly what he was
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  asking. That's basic physics. Oh is it? So? I'm gonna teach
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  you like a teacher would teach you know the old thoughts kindergarteners think of molecules.
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  It's people. When it's cold outside, everybody wants to be bunched up.
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  You want to be more. Get close to me, let me figure
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  heat just now my bad on my lip. Yeah, I felt it.
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  I felt the drop hit my lit right right here. I felt it.
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  Oh, we're getting freaky. It's one of those like I want my money.
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  You didn't even get out when three. No, but then you know
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  when it's hot, you don't want to be buy nobody anybody spread out.
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  The molecules have the tire, so when they bunch up, it's the extra
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  gotcha, Yes, but recently I don't know why. Actually no, I
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  know exactly know why. I know exactly no, why don't judge me?
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  I could have swore that car tires had inner tubes like bikes. I didn't
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  know that was just air in there. How the fuck did you know how
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  to explain molecules but you didn't know that the inside of a fucking car tire
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  was not an inner tube because I was like, it gotta be like a
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  bike tire, so it's an intitude. So like I was like, you've
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  never just seen a tire for a car, Yeah, but you ever see
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  a tire for a bike. It don't come with the enneritude. Just why
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  everybody to vote? I know somebody's thinking, this is why everybody doesn't need
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  a podcast take Away One Bike. Oh God, today Keenan loses his mic
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  turn crazy like Survivor vote niggas micsoft. I'm voted for Keenan because he brought
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  up the bike intertube. That's just an excusable We can't let him talk anymore.
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  Gets vot. You ever seen a car tire get changed? Not with
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  my eyes now, really no, I never watched it could change. Actually
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  yeah, they just take it off, right man. All these years until
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  recently, I thought that it was like when there was a hole in the
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  tire, like, like you just imagine how many people would die, Keenan.
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  Why would they die just from the inner tube? Just I feel like
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  that would be very dangerous. What's the difference between the inner tube and the
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  tire in a car and then on a bike. No, like an inner
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  tube in the tire, like if that punctured. But you've never seen the
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  car inner tube, so you were just assuming it was in there. I
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  just assumed, Yes, I assumed you ever seen a car tire before,
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  just like out on the ground. Yeah, you ever seen the tube?
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  He thought it was just trapping. No, because you also got like the
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  little spell thing. Let me ask you this, if there was a judged
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  you're being judged. Let's go back to my about to feel more judged.
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  If there was a tube inside the tire, why would you need your tire
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  changed when you got a flat tire? M hm. So my week was,
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  you know, I just spent some time with the with the lady.
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  We actually did some like real adult and ship, like we went to open
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  houses just because just because we completely ignored that. We went to some open
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  houses. Uh, the two we went to the houses like two small force
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  unemployed ship. By the way, why is that unemployed? You're just going
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  to open houses just because she's a realtor, right, yeah, she's a
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  relative. Yeah, I don't know what she did. Well, she works
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  in the agency. She she hits like the social media aspect for a company.
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  But yeah, we're just like let's just walking around. Yeah around was
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  like just like shoppers. No no, no. Win was like, let's
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  go look at some open houses. And we went to some open houses.
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  You gotta be really bored to do that. I feel, well, I
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  like looking at houses because I was supposed to have by now. Yeah,
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  I feel you. Yeah, So like I stay on Zillow looking at ship
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  and I was like oh, let's yeah, So like I just stay on
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  zel looking at ship. There's the camera, there's an indeed somewhere. Yeah,
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  I can't. I just watched it. I just watched it. Can
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  go to my evening right now? The jobs well, actually no, so
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  I had epiphany, right, I'm like, Yo, the reason why I'm
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  getting do not all these jobs? What epiphany? Keep so? Please please?
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  But no. So I was like, the reason why I'm not getting
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  these jobs? Like, can call back because it got to be my resume?
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  Mm hmm, motherfucker. What the reason the jobs are not taking?
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  It's because the application it's not sufficient. Becazz my, he looked tired.
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  Can'tinue you kea did so? What was it specifically about this? I don't
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  know. So what I did was I paid somebody to rewrite my resume.
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  Okay, I don't see what the joke is between it's between them. The
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  resume is not good. What's that good about it? Fucking find out?
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  I don't know, but someone else might exactly that's why somebody else do it.
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  I don't know. Don't we working somebody else? You want to ship?
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  But even trying to burn a black c D don't burn you thrown away,
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  but another I don't know, just put a new one. Change that
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  you want to I don't know. Ship change the margins. Ship that won't
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  work. That one don't work. I think he said in activity. I
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  think he said, this is the reason why black men don't speak up everything.
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  It's a joke with y'all. You can't tell black people because they don't
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  somehow make it up. Where did you find the person? Yeah? What's
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  the process here? No, it's a website online. You should ask Kevin.
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  You have a friend Gary? Yeah, Kevin? Two people who do
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  this? Ship or someone else? I mean I would hit keV. Can't
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  get can't get your Well, then I'm not funny and that ship turned themorrow
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  do it? Yeah, keV, we'll really freak. I saw someone online.
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  It was of course a can I maybe not? Can I even stor
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  wrong? I'll explain you guys can feel in the points. So this woman
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  said anytime she applies for a job, she contacts them and said, oh,
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  I need to change something. I submitted some incorrect information on my resume.
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  So it makes them pull it up immediately and look at it. Oh
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  smart or also another one said they will contact the job and say, oh,
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  I missed a call for so and so trying to set up a interview
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  into the And then she said after that, after you get the interview,
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  you take the next step forward and say, oh, I missed a call
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  about scheduling for orientation, And she said his work multiple times? What the
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  fuck? What kind of jobs does this work for? I don't know.
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  I don't know. I don't think he's being very picky right now. Have
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  you are you on LinkedIn to I'm on everything, my boy. I haven't
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  went back to Monster, Monster commercials. Monster still exists, yes, bro,
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  Yeah, they're not checking for that. Goddam. I'm neither about to
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  start selling drugs or starting only fans. It's selling it. Who's the other
• 28:52
  webs like, we could just pay people to do it miscellaneous things? No,
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  it's just me. What's that one website pay you to do? Miscelline?
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  Is anything? Ta rabbit? No? No, no, my websit?
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  Oh my god? Why have I crazy? Back page? Back page?
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  Whoa you said you could pay to do anything or get paid to do
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  anything both. Yeah, that's back page right, Yeah sounds and you just
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  go you just going there, and fucking mother nigga would a wrench and like
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  it'll be somebody like you. You literally got somebody. Yeah, that's that's
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  what you can go around and build ship for people. That's what I'm about
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  to start doing, putting up, putting together some wall units or what's the
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  classes to graphic design? Uh, you asked you, what's going on with
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  that? Brought nobody? Nobody. I'm not getting a phone call. Everything
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  is an email saying word, have I talked to Corey? Now? First
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  off, you need to talk to Cory because his job used the ship like
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  that. Second off, you should look fiber because people hire like freelance.
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  You didn't think about fiber. It's freelance work. You can design a website
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  from anybody, freelance, bro freelance. Because what's going on on? Man
• 30:14
  is worried about his new house. It's it's hard to get in contact with
• 30:17
  him. So what a brother he is. But like I mean, it's
• 30:22
  in the most respectful way possible. Fuck him. You got it now,
• 30:26
  because you can't hinge everything on what no, no, no, So like
• 30:32
  I've already linked up with I've so through mutual friends. I've linked up with
• 30:38
  somebody from rock Star that worked at Rockstar for the past fifteen years. I've
• 30:41
  talked to him, sent to my ship. Uh a Cone professor from Rutgers,
• 30:47
  from Rutgers. He's in the area, like he does this ship.
• 30:52
  It's just fuck you, okay, like you can get you to finished college?
• 30:56
  Took you either. I've talked to bars of people. It's just nobody's
• 31:07
  contacting Nikka back. I think the best thing we said start with five or
• 31:12
  that's like doing uber for because for graphic design, because what it is is
• 31:15
  like especially the jobs they want to they want to see your experience exactly.
• 31:21
  Just got a bunch of classes. I don't really Oh no, I have
• 31:22
  a whole portfolio. It's nothing but fake projects because it's right doing real projects.
• 31:29
  Five that's what I get. I used five F I V E R
• 31:34
  R. I think it's that I use it for my DJ drops. I
• 31:37
  literally just pay a random person to do my DJ drops. Okay, they
• 31:40
  start whispering on it. That's how cartoon. Oh yeah, yeah, alright,
• 31:48
  then you should have been See this is what happens when you know you
• 31:52
  speak about the things, so we make fun of you first and then help
• 31:56
  and then we help you. So just shut up and take it. And
• 31:59
  then I would I would say thank you for before you were being all sassy
• 32:07
  because because we do this all the time, being a dickhead is consulting,
• 32:15
  send you invoice for the consultation. Yes, thank you in advance. You
• 32:22
  guys pay me back with employment ship hire me? Yeah what you won't be
• 32:32
  me, but you can find somebody on fiver. Somebody will do it.
• 32:37
  Can we hire you to to actually build an NTS website? I ready got
• 32:40
  the Michael for that. I already started it. And answer the question,
• 32:45
  I have anything that is everything? So I actually supposed to have you look
• 32:50
  at it and use it for my case study. So before we studying,
• 32:53
  Yeah, you have a case studying in portfolio? Oh yeah, listen to
• 33:00
  the design process, like how do you build from criticism and all that?
• 33:06
  Ship? So before you guys leave, actually you need to do you guys
• 33:09
  to do that. You can build off everything we just gave you. That's
• 33:13
  not what I can use. But okay, do you make that up like
• 33:17
  you did the rest of your friend my portfolios. You gotta have another epiphany.
• 33:24
  Okay, okay, I don't know why. I gotta finish my case
• 33:29
  study. Take it. I've had jobs before, I've had multiple jobs.
• 33:38
  It's just it just sounds funny. I'm saying. I don't know why it
• 33:42
  sounds. It's Mike. It's Mike. Doesn't help me. I was like,
• 33:52
  cute because it's him. It's him. I speaking of the hoodies,
• 34:07
  let's say, if you're watching this, you can see we have our hoodies.
• 34:09
  Yeah, we will be wearing these at the tailgate. Yeah, yeah,
• 34:14
  so the tailgate by Yeah, tailgate is a November twenty six against the
• 34:19
  bills. We'll be at Linking Financial Field uh gate area to be announced.
• 34:22
  More than likely it will be lot G, but we will confirm that within
• 34:28
  the next few weeks. Yeah, so pop out if you'll really want to
• 34:30
  meet us and you want to hang with us, We're gonna be selling merch,
• 34:32
  selling merch, bring whatever, Bring drinks, you can bring your own
• 34:37
  food. We'll probably have something. Bring gas for Michael. Not gonna say
• 34:43
  we're gonna have everything for you, but bring whatever you like. We ain't
• 34:46
  gonna have a goddamn things like ourselves and music. It's gonna always best to
• 34:51
  assume that, to assume that right now, assume that we won't have you.
• 34:55
  You're gonna have this good song. Good to standing in a circle just
• 34:59
  looking at it. That's all you can expect. Like NPCs, Just like
• 35:02
  before, you better not be a bunch of dicks. Okay, Oh yeah,
• 35:06
  I don't bring on pussy hot dogs, hambaging. No, no,
• 35:13
  no, no, bitches. You need some more hamburger bones and the funny
• 35:28
  as ship bro good stuff. All right? Oh peel box to seven Brothers,
• 35:39
  Jersey, zip code zero eight zero one six. Yeah that's everything,
• 35:50
  right, Yeah, sure, I think so. Well, all right,
• 35:57
  just what I'm like next week? That's how you burned thirty five minutes?
• 36:06
  Anything we got? No, how's everybody's week. Let's start with the goad.
• 36:22
  That's what this whole bullshit was about. It was a joke. That's
• 36:28
  that's what this is. This whole little soliloquy was about. It was my
• 36:30
  week because looking at house jobless, open housing. Yeah, America's pastime looks
• 36:45
  pretty fun. I've never done that. I mean, I've never thought about
• 36:47
  the house. So they usually put up little snacks or something and little ask
• 36:52
  for your name. Never give me real name or number. They're trying to
• 36:57
  poach you. Oh yeah, they're trying to add you to the list to
• 37:00
  annoy you. Ye, don't want to do that, man, what else
• 37:05
  do you do? Would I do this? We hung out with the niggas?
• 37:10
  Oh yeah, yeah, I can't make it Lamont. What did I
• 37:16
  do? Nothing? Fun? Nothing eventful, work, adulting, nothing cool.
• 37:25
  Every week, every every damn, just a little, a little bit
• 37:29
  more of you gets whittled away. Yeah, and the clocks went back as
• 37:34
  dark as fuck earlier. I'm like, God, that's on Instagram said it's
• 37:42
  hit fourteen pm. I'm like, something that is really the pits. This
• 37:47
  is the last time though, right, that's what they say. I heard
• 37:51
  this was the last time. So the the law has passed in the Senate
• 37:59
  twice, but it has stalled in the House of Representative in there, What
• 38:06
  are they waiting for? If I if I remember correctly, that is what's
• 38:10
  happening. So it needs to pass all three mm or at least go through
• 38:17
  the represent first and get to sign by the President. So this this another
• 38:24
  dumb question, my ken. I could have swore that that was global.
• 38:29
  I know that was just an American thing. It depends on where you are.
• 38:35
  It was like an agricultural thing, like like, yeah, I know
• 38:38
  that they did it with the farmers, but like I could swear that,
• 38:42
  So I don't know how it would only affect us. Everybody else still be
• 38:45
  going forward. And I don't think every country does it. I don't think
• 38:50
  so. But the ones that do, yeah, then that's just an hour
• 38:53
  difference, our difference. It's not like it's not a huge difference, to
• 38:57
  be honest, I do have a question about that. We are people who
• 39:00
  work night shift. Not every state does it now, Like, yeah,
• 39:05
  that's true. Arizona doesn't switch like sometimes Arizona is in specific time. Sometimes
• 39:10
  it's in mountaintoime half parts of the year. And for people that work overnight,
• 39:17
  it depends on your job. Like there's some places like as far as
• 39:20
  like DJing goes, some of them will close, like I was at I
• 39:23
  was at Viera that night. Vera closed at two still even though it turned
• 39:28
  back to one, it was closed. But there was other clubs who stayed
• 39:30
  open until too. Got that extra hour, the extra hour, and just
• 39:34
  that, you know, everything was like normal. I feel like everything's It
• 39:37
  will probably affect the most like nurses and ship Yeah, like shit, that's
• 39:42
  twenty four to seven. I mean, I think I want to Brandy would
• 39:45
  know. I think she got an extra hour working yeah, she might get
• 39:47
  like yeah over time or whatever, one hour of extra payo. Man,
• 39:53
  sounds good. Something else happened. I forgot trim the head the grass.
• 40:00
  Nah, I'm just letting leaves pile up. I'm just looking at him like,
• 40:05
  damn, somebody's gotta get that. Eventually. I'll just blow them into
• 40:12
  the street. Yeah that sounds crazy. That was crazy. Yeah, just
• 40:19
  uh, I'll just blow them. Yeah, whoa blow him in the street.
• 40:29
  That's I saw some dude blowing in the street last weekend too. He
• 40:32
  was blowing in the streets as well. Blow mine straight into the street.
• 40:40
  Freaky ass neighbors. And oh yeah, so for my neighbor across the street,
• 40:47
  they had this like light up clown in their window, like their front
• 40:52
  window. You know, it's not Halloween anymore, they still got him in
• 40:58
  the window. Like now, it's weird. I'm not trying to look at
• 41:00
  that clown. Call the police. I don't know, you know, because
• 41:07
  a man looking at me across the street. Some people called the coffin weird
• 41:12
  shit. They need to take that ship down. That's true. That Oh
• 41:19
  fuck what I forgot to buy candy after Halloween? Man, good, you
• 41:23
  didn't need it. Damn you didn't need it. Damn, mister nineteen thousand
• 41:29
  Roo canals, you didn't need that. That's one of my favorite holidays.
• 41:31
  The day after Halloween, the day after Eastern they probably still hiding. Shit,
• 41:36
  he just coming. You don't need that. Oh it's not what I
• 41:40
  was thinking. But I don't know if we're going to talk about it now.
• 41:43
  But i'll talk about it now. Watch some good television. I don't
• 41:47
  know if you guys have been watching anything on Prime what invincible? That ship
• 41:52
  is confusing? What all the streaming services? No, I think you're talking
• 41:55
  about you about to about gym BI. Yeah, I heard about that,
• 42:00
  that ship I just started using. Yeah, I'll be so this is gonna
• 42:05
  be a very another you take from me. I'd be so lost. You
• 42:08
  said you for you. I was watching that you don't like You for you?
• 42:12
  I was watching he did not like it. I was watching that episode
• 42:15
  bad Bro, you tripping? He was watching the episode listen to the pot
• 42:22
  Yeah, yeah, yeah about Well, I have a epiphany, right,
• 42:30
  is that the name of if I look at it through the eyes of like
• 42:38
  cracked out, whatever, that's exactly what it is. It's very it's because
• 42:45
  it's a show about a crackheads. It's a mess, and it is a
• 42:49
  mess. The show comes off very much as a mess. Into watching it,
• 42:52
  it's like, Yo, this is a mess. I guess when you
• 42:54
  it's supposed to be posted, it looks a little different. But that No,
• 42:59
  that last episode when it was the play that was cinema that was a
• 43:05
  mess, was the messiest of cinema. That the fucking dad kind of like
• 43:13
  just he just let the fucking cannon loose and just told everybody how he felt.
• 43:17
  He took a pitch in the floor and left great ship. Oh yeah,
• 43:23
  great ship. He let then let the chopper spray. Sometimes I like
• 43:30
  women, sometimes I like men. What are you gonna do about it?
• 43:34
  I'm just still the big dick around it? Really? Yeah. Now,
• 43:39
  but speaking of did you watch him? I watched, Yeah, He's finale
• 43:44
  a gen V and then when I was a seasonale. Yeah, I've just
• 43:47
  recently heard of that. Did you watch The Boys? No, you should
• 43:52
  watch the Boys first and then watch that. Yeah, I think that's where
• 43:53
  I fucked up. You didn't watch the Boys? Yeah? The voices,
• 43:58
  But I mean it's I don't know if you're like, it's like superheroes,
• 44:00
  but it's not superheroes. It's like, does the boys explain how this all
• 44:06
  comes to about? Be about? There's important context and characters and yeah,
• 44:12
  I was already lost and like, how the fun did we get here?
• 44:14
  Like? Who are these people who like these? Why do they have super
• 44:19
  They're going to school? Yeah? What then is this school? Yeah?
• 44:22
  I was so lost? How much did you watch? I think? I
• 44:25
  think, I think I have to watch the finale, I think, or
• 44:29
  maybe I watched the finale. I'm surprised you watched so much of the Dark
• 44:32
  for that long? Yeah? Did you putting? It's about Fiver? But
• 44:42
  it's It's fine. It was mainly for Q. No, I think it
• 44:45
  should be for all of us. What they got you the last dollar for
• 44:54
  me? Yeah? Just google fiver right now? Why why you're listening?
• 44:59
  Just google it. You'll see what you're talking about. I wonder why I
• 45:01
  always asking for tip? Okay, So, yeah, I watched it Invincible.
• 45:07
  Yeah did you watch it yet? Yeah? That was a busy weekend,
• 45:10
  so they said they set it up, and I was as soon as
• 45:13
  you watch it, you'll be like, hold up, did something happen while
• 45:16
  I was not paying attention? And then you're like, okay, okay,
• 45:22
  okay, let me watching night for he doozy, all right, But yeah,
• 45:25
  I started watching the first season again. Yeah, I must say I
• 45:29
  did that leading up to this and got too busy to watch the actual episodes.
• 45:32
  I've watched that first season probably like two or three times. It's so
• 45:37
  good and I'm just like, he's so good. Bro, they really bodied
• 45:39
  that shit. But I haven't watched the finale yet. I watched seven episode.
• 45:45
  I need to watch the finale for genv go back and watch the Boys.
• 45:50
  That's also good TV. Yeah, good stuff. I was watching it
• 45:57
  while I was packing. I couldn't. I couldn't turn this shit off.
• 45:59
  What Yeah, because it's like it's very intrigued. It's not like typical corny
• 46:04
  ass superhero stuff where it's like, oh, we know what's gonna happen like
• 46:07
  this. It's not animated, right, you do not you do not know
• 46:13
  what's gonna happen. Many people will, and I'll just kind of like a
• 46:16
  Game of Thrones sit vibe. Yeah, pretty much. I'll give something for
• 46:21
  the boys just to set up like what you're getting yourself into. And like
• 46:23
  the first I think it's like the first scene the dudes talking to his girlfriend
• 46:28
  and she's standing in the street and a man with super speed comes and runs
• 46:34
  through straight through her body, obliterates her. I think he's just holding her
• 46:39
  arms and she's just blood like a bug on a windshield, and he's like
• 46:46
  oops and just pretty much fuck not again. I got places to beat man.
• 46:53
  Damn. Sorry Bro. Yeah, and that's how it starts, damn.
• 47:00
  All right. So yeah, very good, good, good show,
• 47:01
  good comic, good television. Check that out. That's funny. What's what's
• 47:08
  so funny? The visual was that when Bro's parents, uh surprised him at
• 47:17
  the dorm dorm room. Oh, come up, what's so funny about that?
• 47:27
  What do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, Cauy, I
• 47:31
  spill this with me. I want to hear what happened. You're talking about?
• 47:35
  What the naked dude, I mean, the dude just going through the
• 47:37
  wall. Yes, So there's a one of the superhero superpowers, is there.
• 47:45
  They swap genders and their genders have different powers. The person has a
• 47:50
  different power, so it's very very twenty twenty three of them. The chip.
• 47:53
  So she's the female version of her. It's getting fucked in his college
• 47:58
  college dorm. Her parents knock on the dorm room door midfucking, she transforms
• 48:07
  back into a man and opens the door for her. Did the guy,
• 48:14
  the guy she was with, know she can do that? Yeah, that's
• 48:16
  like and the guy had, you know, powers, We could just walk
• 48:20
  through the wall. So he just like left straight to the wall. So
• 48:24
  wait, do the parents know that she can do that? Yeah? Okay,
• 48:28
  but like I get her parents want her dad wants her to be the
• 48:31
  dude. All wow, that is it's just like a very that is switch
• 48:38
  room. Oh there's a lot of switching room that is crazy, ankles behind
• 48:45
  her head, Oh gosh, getting wow, But she's getting real. I
• 48:54
  was just thinking hypothetically, what would happen if she just changed? Wow,
• 49:00
  that was going, Yeah, I don't know what happens. Where's me?
• 49:05
  Maybe just like get exits out, propelled out push kill. It's like a
• 49:12
  sorry bro, like a forest feel interlocking tips docking that has a name.
• 49:20
  Yeah, why do y'all know that? Yeah, y'all real sick y'll be
• 49:22
  in here docking. Maybe you are righty Oh, actually this is what I
• 49:32
  mean when I said last week and I was like, I don't really be
• 49:35
  talking to you because you're a sick nigga, because you did the exact same
• 49:38
  thing I did when I left here. That's the first thing I got on
• 49:40
  my phone and Google and you said that ship in the chata. I don't
• 49:47
  even remember what was it the signs of being sick, because I was listening
• 49:59
  back and I'm like, what early through the list, I was like,
• 50:04
  was like, when I got to where it said angry, I was like,
• 50:10
  there's no way angry. But you know, he's just like the kind
• 50:14
  of story's enthusiastic. You lose track of time, track of time, shut
• 50:23
  it out. I'm just being what, there's no way we still because you
• 50:29
  can't feel your hand or your meat. Yeah, losing that losso sensation.
• 50:32
  No way, this is real. I'm not saying regularly reading that, I'm
• 50:37
  like, I thank god I've never run into somebody like that. Like if
• 50:42
  if somebody has all those symptoms at the same time, you need to go
• 50:45
  to jail, buddy, because you are not a real person anymore. There's
• 50:50
  no there's no coming back. You were going real addiction, it is,
• 50:52
  yeah, true. It's like I'm not gonna call it Elsie, Like like
• 50:59
  if you're addicted to like smoking right like that, don't apply switch those things
• 51:02
  to like smoking smokers. Don't go fucking drastic I mean if yeah, yes,
• 51:14
  I don't know. I was. It was like, what the fu?
• 51:17
  There's just something now? This is the similar that got me number two.
• 51:21
  You want more? You may experience craves to view more or feeling cravings
• 51:24
  if you have gone without pad. The amount of time you may find yourself
• 51:28
  sneaking away from your partner to another room. I and my goddamn imagine I
• 51:35
  can imagine that though a real addict away like I know, I'm gonna go
• 51:40
  grab somebout the phrase real quick. Possible that you give an excuse or get
• 51:44
  defensive. I'm not drinking off. What the what the bath pig? I
• 51:52
  can't be anymore in my room. I can't be in my room. I'm
• 51:57
  not allowed to pee on the floor. I don't see what you actually take
• 52:05
  my boss for lumps. Check my you lost interest in sex? That's mm
• 52:12
  hmm, bro. When you only want to fund yourself, no one else,
• 52:15
  nobody knows you better than you. M M, I don't okay.
• 52:21
  You may you may notice that you were spending more and more time on the
• 52:25
  internet, despite others attempts to communicate with you. I mean, might do
• 52:30
  be on the internet a lot. Okay, you've lost the traction, and
• 52:37
  that you've lost the traction. Porn addiction can give you unrealistic expectations of beauty
• 52:42
  for your partner. Okay, sure doesn't apply to your boy. You're in
• 52:49
  physical pain. Your complaining about your wrists, neck and back all day.
• 53:04
  Wrist, neck and back. Jesus, carporal tunnel. That nigga fucking beat
• 53:10
  me into scol crazy number eight. You're losing money, Jesus, losing money,
• 53:17
  financial hardship. I gotta take off work. I gotta meet to beat.
• 53:22
  I can't meet to beat. I gotta lean on my house to meet
• 53:25
  because because I sunk it all in brassers NN. You're distracted. You find
• 53:30
  yourself distracted from different aspects of life. Might have something to do with your
• 53:34
  porn addiction. That's literally what it says. Might have something to do Your
• 53:38
  mind might drift the porn while you were friends, family, co work.
• 53:42
  Oh my god, bro, sitting here and I just started thinking about just
• 53:47
  one scene with if I can find that, I canna find that's Booty forty
• 53:52
  five was a good one, y'all. Speaking of the point, did y'all
• 53:55
  see the expo was in Jersey? The porn in Jersey? I mean only
• 54:00
  knew that from m J saying something about so away one in Jersey. Well,
• 54:04
  it was recent. I didn't I didn't realize it was. It was
• 54:07
  speaks up on you every year every year. But I did see one.
• 54:10
  I don't know many porn stars, but there is one that I saw that
• 54:15
  was there. I'm x x X dark. Okay, what's it. What's
• 54:22
  your name? Jenny x X. I don't know, boy, she got
• 54:27
  a mouth. What am I doing? You want me to look this up?
• 54:30
  Yeah, look at the viruses, my boy. I don't know Dark.
• 54:36
  I think her name is Jenny Jenny Hart. Google is not gonna yeah,
• 54:38
  Jenny Hart. I don't know why Google Google, but Google google Jenny
• 54:44
  Hart. It's probably Jenny with I Sorry, Tony, Jenny. Just tell
• 54:52
  them it's fine, Like Jenny, I'm not I'm not gonna dogo, It's
• 54:54
  okay. Just tell definitely with the y uh huh. I think it's the
• 55:01
  wire. I I think it's an I I was with him. I know
• 55:10
  it's under my name. I'm putting it under the podcast. This isn't under
• 55:15
  me share a cloud account? What you share a cloud account? Which,
• 55:22
  no, it's just me, or you just look up I'm excess at dark
• 55:24
  yea, all these what's this on Twitter? Is got throat Jenny's heart?
• 55:32
  That's that's not her? Who was this child? White? Never? Yeah,
• 55:38
  that's not it's not a child. I just had to I never seen
• 55:45
  her before. No, oh yeah, oh my god, baby, you
• 55:52
  ever seen it before? I loved me some chocolate, I swear, I
• 55:54
  tell you you never seen her brother good self love. Man, that's an
• 55:58
  eater right there. You can tell she five two. But that thing be
• 56:01
  moving. Listen, Yeah, that ship be fucking She got the Jokers,
• 56:07
  bro, she got she was raying Jersey m hmm, and she'd be going
• 56:14
  crazy. Like I said, I don't know many, but she's one of
• 56:19
  the ones I didn't know. I didn't know. Oh no, I was
• 56:22
  thinking about Joe Smith and did we talk about that? Because I was just
• 56:27
  thinking. I feel like we mentioned it. But she's going on like a
• 56:29
  like a media tour right now. You see, she's a bird. Bro
• 56:32
  like here talking to more. I'm like, he knew what he was signed
• 56:35
  up. He ignored all the red flags and just wife there anyway. Yeah,
• 56:38
  because you guys said she was a porn star before, right, and
• 56:42
  he knew that, but he knew that was it fake. I think it
• 56:46
  is like them arguing this is all just deployed for her to get more of
• 56:50
  only things. I think that's just all promotion for good play. It worked,
• 56:54
  definitely worked. I didn't sign up, but I didn't either. Someone
• 56:57
  did. Pandom just gonna hit the redit hard. Yeah, Reddit, everything's
• 57:00
  on Reddit. Sorry, no it's not. Nothing's on Reddit. What am
• 57:05
  I talking about? Don't go there? What's ready? What is ready?
• 57:09
  Check? Tumbling? Checked? Tumble? Yeah, ten years ago? Yeah,
• 57:16
  I'll see. How was your week? This is the interpoleted? Yeah,
• 57:21
  right, my week was, Uh, it was cool. It was
• 57:23
  regular ships DJA Yeah, nothing out of the ordinary. Q. You're getting
• 57:30
  this week? You travel? Yeah? I was on the beach in Florida.
• 57:34
  Oh yeah, I random for a forty eight hour turnaround across the country.
• 57:40
  I was in Florida for work meeting. It was nice because it was
• 57:47
  like the day that got colder. Ship here. It was like thirty degrees
• 57:50
  out of nowhere. It's on the plane. Was it? H was on
• 57:54
  the beach for a few days. Came back. I'm going back Friday,
• 58:00
  but I only came Yeah, I only only came back because that Wave on
• 58:05
  Thursday. Rod Wave on Thursday. Oh wow. If I have tickets GA
• 58:15
  game, Yeah, really truly I do, It's gonna be fire. I'm
• 58:21
  sure we'll hear about the next week. I ain't gonna be here next week.
• 58:23
  We'll here sometimes. QUANT tell you next week, I'm gon record yourself
• 58:27
  on all your favorite songs and send it in so we can have can't it
• 58:31
  sure? And then for your favorite favorite songs, you can stand up,
• 58:37
  stand for that one, but only that one and then sit back. Then
• 58:39
  that's gonna be a long video video. You know every song. What you're
• 58:46
  doing, bro, I just like he said, he knows that. He
• 58:52
  said to you a real beat him. He said, you love you.
• 58:55
  That's like if you're saying if we was going to a Chris Brown concert,
• 59:00
  you would say that to me, because you know I wouldn't say that to
• 59:01
  you in public. You're ashamed of your road waves. But like he just
• 59:07
  you know, come on, bro, this is the way he said,
• 59:08
  long long. He knows every rod Wave song. Like I was in Florida
• 59:15
  for the weekend, I let this nigga, have my truck for the whole
• 59:17
  weekend. I ain't charging no gas, money or nothing. And that's how
• 59:21
  we do it. Was a keeper, bro keeps account of every hold on
• 59:29
  time like I let him. I let him drive my car approximately eight.
• 59:34
  This is how you do it. Damn this week, I don't want the
• 59:40
  car again. You say yes, got when you said that? Thinking about
• 59:50
  myself for two hours straight. Remember how funny you thought that was your half
• 59:55
  of the ticket, nigga, don't say nothing back again? The portunist your
• 1:00:07
  port opportunities exactly? How would your we we're thinking something about mom was cool?
• 1:00:19
  What the fun is that? My charger? The charge noise? What
• 1:00:22
  was that before? What was Don't worry, I'll tell you. We're just
• 1:00:30
  it gets a little funny. We said it before. Anyway, My week
• 1:00:37
  was cool. It's colorful in this mm hmm exactly exactly? Did you dark?
• 1:00:44
  Shut up? Like the polar opposite thing they're doing blue and red,
• 1:00:50
  dark and light. I like it. It's it's different, man, It's
• 1:00:53
  like you ever watched Brown Sugar. It's like the hip hop damnations. Really
• 1:01:00
  ten the whole is mind on your age. Let's say your phone is blowing
• 1:01:08
  up. You good bro, Damn, nobody wants you to answer the phone.
• 1:01:15
  This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Quantum he got,
• 1:01:22
  he got four more time you better answer. Yeah, you're working on the
• 1:01:29
  clock. You're gonna bust that thing out. I'm gonna hit you with the
• 1:01:36
  humming bird moves later. M nobody that I know you taught you that leave.
• 1:01:43
  My brother said, do this to your siblings when they come here.
• 1:01:47
  Yeah, your brother get started, My brother, you can start. Yeah,
• 1:01:51
  you know I'm talking the niggasbutever you want is grown as hell. If
• 1:01:57
  you want to have a conversation with the one the person, knock himself out,
• 1:02:00
  go ahead. I said, if you want to have a conversation with
• 1:02:02
  my siblings, knock itself please, dude, So I can fucking leave you
• 1:02:08
  doing so. I don't have please. So yeah, Michael, No long
• 1:02:15
  week was cool man, Just working whatever on the weekend. Uh just chilled.
• 1:02:21
  Worked On Saturday. Uh, me and uh the lady we hung out.
• 1:02:28
  She came down and we went and hung out at our friend aunt's house.
• 1:02:32
  He was hosting a little just a little light, little get together.
• 1:02:37
  I guess y'all were eating crabs sure was why not guessing I was there singing
• 1:02:40
  yeah. Then was like yeah, well they were like he goes like,
• 1:02:44
  yeah, we're getting together to eat crabs. I'm like, okay, crabs
• 1:02:46
  and play spades nigga night, very very Afro American evening. You good at
• 1:02:52
  spades keeping. I'm not good, but I have can hold my own,
• 1:02:57
  Like I wouldn't call myself a a real beater. I'm gonna beat that place
• 1:03:01
  of spade. Yeah, so we can't do that. Was nice, hung
• 1:03:07
  out drank place space where I didn't play, and watch them play. Yeah,
• 1:03:13
  washing the crash. We did a lot of watching. Hey listen,
• 1:03:15
  we were just there for camarade. Yeah, it was very nice. I
• 1:03:22
  got to relearn how to play space. I learned that one day. It's
• 1:03:25
  easy. I feel I learned that. One day. I learned, and
• 1:03:30
  I just I learned too much in my lifetime, I guess years. It's
• 1:03:39
  one of the things that like it is. I feel like it's too simple
• 1:03:44
  that like, once you know it, you can't really forget it. You
• 1:03:46
  played one If you played one hand right now, you yeah, I probably
• 1:03:51
  would. That's the thing. That's all I need to just like that's to
• 1:03:52
  be a Patreon episode, we teach them how to play space like we're doing
• 1:03:57
  on the boat a space tutorial. Let's do it me And Eli was over
• 1:04:00
  to the teaching people have to play spades on the cruise and started, you
• 1:04:02
  know, and started slamming cards. I was like, he's in Now what
• 1:04:05
  thing is that ship? But the thing is get no more books and would
• 1:04:12
  tell his hand because he'd be like, like, well and got the big
• 1:04:15
  joker about to use it way too early, somebody who's not the next word.
• 1:04:19
  He his face really tells whether he had a good or not. Does
• 1:04:23
  not happen if he was getting one, he'd be like, does not have
• 1:04:26
  a poker face at all? No poker face, Like, bro, you
• 1:04:30
  gotta hide that now. And now his wife is good, she would say
• 1:04:34
  she has she has no clue what she's doing, but she's getting at least
• 1:04:38
  five to seven books. She was playing that is it? Is it good?
• 1:04:42
  If you have? Is it good? If I have? Queen,
• 1:04:47
  it's very good books? Is that good? Like what the fun shout was
• 1:04:53
  coaching on the side, She plapayeh, you ain't learning yet, because that's
• 1:04:59
  not one of the things I asked her. That should be your favorite space
• 1:05:02
  park. You could be a space partner, maybe running it up like my
• 1:05:06
  mom, my stepdad. Fucking nasty bro, that's the bed they're going crazy.
• 1:05:12
  Make that the bedrock of one of our relationships. I thought it was
• 1:05:15
  going somewhere else. No, I'm talking about in spades space. What the
• 1:05:19
  fuck space? My guy space is for a plan. It's you, Mike.
• 1:05:25
  He was talking about his mom and his stepdad and you said bedrock and
• 1:05:28
  I was like, oh, fucking books, please, I'm talking about that.
• 1:05:32
  That's probably quote that nigga, nigga, sexy motherfucker, get get them,
• 1:05:39
  get them. You gotta have chemistry with your partner. That's kind of
• 1:05:45
  yeah, yeah, because you're not supposed to the rules is like you're not
• 1:05:47
  supposed to actually directly table talking across the table talking nigga. I don't want
• 1:05:53
  to hear ship on the board. You communicate with your eyes and that's it.
• 1:05:57
  You know, I barely want I don't want to catch you doing it.
• 1:05:59
  And I think it's crazy. So like me and Keanu was was was
• 1:06:02
  teaching and Lauren and like were just over there teaching like this ship don't count,
• 1:06:06
  but she over there, like like she over there counting their books.
• 1:06:10
  It was her and Lauren Man and she was here like one too. I'm
• 1:06:12
  like, why are you counting books? Did this? You know? I'm
• 1:06:14
  just I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure. She's trying to buss.
• 1:06:16
  I'm like, we just we just teaching. She was trying to cook
• 1:06:20
  you. We just teaching. She's like, no, trying to cook you
• 1:06:23
  and learn the same trying to cook. And then on one, man,
• 1:06:27
  I think we ain't got eleven today. Two. I was over there like
• 1:06:30
  one two wow, Wow, that's crazy, went in that bad. You
• 1:06:36
  don't even count your on you count there fact how many y'all have? That
• 1:06:41
  means I got you got a partner? You just be playing with anybody.
• 1:06:45
  I ain't got no partner. That sounds like a cry for he is violent.
• 1:07:02
  What we have to talk about for real, well, entrepreneurs getting breakfast
• 1:07:08
  whatever? Yeah, what's the entreneurs going that? Uh? You know?
• 1:07:13
  So I was on TikTok like a couple a week or so ago, and
• 1:07:16
  I just looked. I just called came across a series of tiktoks about like
• 1:07:19
  just people who are quote unquote entrepreneurs having to go and get nine to five
• 1:07:27
  because they're just not making money. And I found that funny because they tried.
• 1:07:36
  Sure, they try, but it's the what makes it funny. It's
• 1:07:41
  the same people that are trying, and they make fun of the people who
• 1:07:45
  aren't doing it right. They're like, you guys really gonna work, You're
• 1:07:48
  gonna want to work a nine to five. Really, I could never do
• 1:07:53
  that. I gotta create generation with for myself. I gotta have it for
• 1:07:57
  myself. And then the fucking seeing the fucking home depot smock depot smock.
• 1:08:04
  Well then as a door greeter. Not they don't know the hardware ship yet.
• 1:08:12
  You don't know about generating multiple streams of revenue, Mike, that's the
• 1:08:15
  problem. Come it is one from home depot. Like yeah, Like,
• 1:08:23
  I just found that funny, and it was. Uh. A lot of
• 1:08:26
  them were focused on like especially like the hair people like uh like salons,
• 1:08:30
  like not even like hairdressers, braiders and things like that. Myticians, Yeah,
• 1:08:35
  you said what mocticiansticians Like I said, Oh, that's a good term
• 1:08:40
  for him. Myxicsicians might as well. Yeah, because they're not licensed.
• 1:08:46
  I do this. That what I'm saying, Like, listen, that's one
• 1:08:50
  thing I will sympathize with women. Over is the whole process of getting your
• 1:08:55
  hair done and having to deal with these animals, because like, if you
• 1:09:00
  think barbers are bad nowadays, oh my god, I see horror stories with
• 1:09:03
  fucking hair braiders every every week on Twitter. Yo. If you ever,
• 1:09:09
  if you even need to know where the braiding game is, just look at
• 1:09:13
  Jaylen Brown's at Oh okay, okay, the man had sideways. That ship
• 1:09:17
  looks like that. I didn't mind the design, Like the design is fine,
• 1:09:23
  but his parts, it's like he doesn't have enough hair on his head,
• 1:09:28
  like there's no there's no new girl. There's no hair in between his
• 1:09:30
  parts, like you should see hair. It looked like his barber just cut
• 1:09:34
  in between the parts and he had it was just bald. Maybe that's why
• 1:09:38
  he looked crazy, like he had a comb over. And it's even worse
• 1:09:42
  because he has a really big head. I always thought he looked like a
• 1:09:45
  muppet to be because in the early stages Ali, I mean, got that
• 1:09:54
  tupacot. I hope he's listening, if you listen, If you're listening,
• 1:10:00
  definitely Jaylen Brown, give it up you talking about I mean, yeah,
• 1:10:14
  yeah, so that's all I just wanted to make fun of them real quick
• 1:10:15
  because I thought that was funny. Fair enough, but like yeah, like
• 1:10:18
  the uh all the forest people that went back to work. Yeah, we
• 1:10:21
  talked about that delicious every time. Oh oh okay, yeah we could definitely
• 1:10:31
  do that. Uh you know, I text you out over the weekend to
• 1:10:35
  have a I'm going to hell moment. Yeah, yeah, so I definitely
• 1:10:40
  had one Saturday right before we all linked up at my boy An tells what
• 1:10:45
  happened. So you know what I'm saying. I'm walking through shop right,
• 1:10:49
  and for some reason, I don't know why, I just started like limping
• 1:10:54
  on my left leg. I don't know why. I just started like having
• 1:10:58
  like a little small little gamp and I really as I started having that little
• 1:11:00
  game, and I start to lean into the game, and then I stopped
• 1:11:04
  myself like why I don't know, so like and then I stopped myself.
• 1:11:10
  I'm like, I'm sorry, I don't I'm like, I'm like, cann,
• 1:11:14
  there's no reason phebe walking like this. Stopped like there's there's nothing wrong
• 1:11:16
  with to like keep walking. I turned the aisle and what do I see?
• 1:11:23
  A man with a cart? And I'm like, did you sub consciously.
• 1:11:31
  No. No, it was like I was looking like his right foot
• 1:11:42
  was like turned outward and like his knee was locked, like he wasn't able
• 1:11:45
  to bend it. So he's just dragging. Remind me the nigga from South
• 1:11:53
  Park. Words are like like are like bots, and I'm like, yo,
• 1:12:00
  I am going to hell. And then of course leaving a register.
• 1:12:03
  As soon as I step out, he stepped out. I turned and they
• 1:12:06
  go that same foot and I'm like, I saw him already. I'm sorry
• 1:12:12
  the pro did you commit to it that commit to what the lea? No
• 1:12:17
  didn't. I stopped. I stopped. You were still walking like that,
• 1:12:25
  and he sees he was like, hey, you have a limp too,
• 1:12:28
  and then you know you have to walk around the whole story like that.
• 1:12:33
  Actually I'm just fucking around. No, Actually I had an intrusive thought.
• 1:12:40
  Actually I was just walking normal, and I said, you don't be fucking
• 1:12:43
  funny. If I had a limp, was handicapped, I walk like a
• 1:12:47
  gimped out freak. Okay, So yeah, I had I had that I'm
• 1:12:55
  going to hell moment. I want to know if you had any you're going
• 1:12:58
  to hell moment? I too had one okay before we linked we linked up.
• 1:13:03
  Oh yes, you told me what happened? Like, So, me
• 1:13:08
  and my girl we were sucking this how I know we're great. She's gonna
• 1:13:13
  go, We're gonna make it. We're in fucking Brin Burger King and were
• 1:13:18
  at the drive through about the order and all the hairs, and I looked
• 1:13:30
  over girl. She was like, uhuh. I was like, excuse me,
• 1:13:38
  wait a minit. I was like, Babe, I think he wants
• 1:13:42
  us to wait a moment. She's like, yeah, I think you're right.
• 1:13:44
  I'm like, okay, I think how to sit there? Ain't I'm
• 1:13:54
  like, yeah, I don't look what this is. I was like,
• 1:13:58
  yeah, okay, we get a Whipper Jr. And some medium friesleys.
• 1:14:06
  Yes, he pulled around. I pulled around and he was one. He
• 1:14:17
  was the only guy working in there, right, and then he came up
• 1:14:23
  to the window. He ain't dude, and what was what was wrong?
• 1:14:32
  I'm not gonna say what he looked like, but he looked how he sounded.
• 1:14:44
  That's all I'm gonna say. That's all the information I'm going to give.
• 1:14:48
  I'm being I'm rare. I'm doing a rare thing where I'm kind of
• 1:14:55
  toe the line and keep it cool. He looked how he sounded correct,
• 1:15:02
  and then, judging by my impression, it didn't sound great. Now that
• 1:15:12
  part I could make out, I was like, yes, I would like
• 1:15:15
  to ketch up in the bag. But he had to go to the back
• 1:15:17
  to get ketchup, which was confusing to me because like, isn't it ketchup
• 1:15:20
  baggage? Right there might have been out. So I'm like, okay,
• 1:15:28
  so we get this foot I'm like, okay, he's the only one in
• 1:15:30
  here. And he looked how he sounded. I was like, this was
• 1:15:32
  gonna be a fucking disaster. How was it amazing? It was some of
• 1:15:40
  the best burger games. He's a real kind of So I was like,
• 1:15:45
  yo, and I'm gonna say other than what I really said, I'm not
• 1:15:51
  gonna throw my I'm gonna throw my girl in the bus right now. Because
• 1:15:55
  she had the intrusive thought first, and she said she was like she because
• 1:15:59
  she got the we just got a little snack. She got the wipe,
• 1:16:02
  I got the fries. She had the She's like, oh my god,
• 1:16:05
  this is good. It's fresh. I'm like, where had my father?
• 1:16:10
  Oh my god, there's a hot friend of She was like, yo,
• 1:16:13
  tiny tim hooked. Okay, okay, girl. I was like, I
• 1:16:23
  was like, you hanging around me too much? Baby, I was like,
• 1:16:26
  you got it. But it was really good. Like he did his
• 1:16:31
  thing. I don't know if he was the only one back there. He
• 1:16:36
  looked like he pulled the fries out the fire by hand. So I have
• 1:16:41
  a question for you. Okay, I have a question for you. Like
• 1:16:44
  his hand was in the grease. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
• 1:16:48
  okay. An example, Mike, have a question. Where would he fit
• 1:16:57
  on the scale? Now? What is it? He's on the scale where
• 1:17:04
  he can work at Burger. What it looks he was on the solo night
• 1:17:11
  shift Burger King scale. I'm talking about the good look scale on a Saturday
• 1:17:15
  night. I mean that's another scale. I mean, I mean that's the
• 1:17:17
  same scale all Burger game. He's on the scale. Everybody goes in to
• 1:17:23
  take this. It's been a long time. It's been a it's been a
• 1:17:29
  and I promise you it's been a long time. A good looking person working
• 1:17:32
  fast food. Let's play this game real quick. Well, you gotta I
• 1:17:39
  had an example. What game? What what fast food place be having the
• 1:17:42
  best looking in the baddies. What like this is a bad look for you,
• 1:17:46
  right, Taco Bell. I've been to a lot of places. I
• 1:17:49
  look at me, That's what I'm saying. Man, I'm going Taco Bell.
• 1:17:53
  Taco Bell. The only place I go is Chick fil A. And
• 1:17:56
  those are all kids, so exactly, no Taco Bell. They be grown
• 1:18:03
  an adults talk about good on the phone, good old fashion McDonald's. We
• 1:18:06
  having baddies in there. Mm hmmm, mm hmmm. I don't got one.
• 1:18:15
  I not so Chipotle. I don't know. That could be it.
• 1:18:23
  That might be it. That's not fast food, does it. I guess
• 1:18:25
  it's pretty fast for me. It has to drive through. Now, I'm
• 1:18:28
  saying, you drive, you gotta do it on that only pick up.
• 1:18:33
  So that's fast food. I put that under fast food. I don't argue.
• 1:18:41
  Yeah, I don't think it's as bad as that. But over the
• 1:18:46
  weekend, we were at Target and I was just, you know, pushing
• 1:18:50
  the card around and then I see these like four white ladies with this small
• 1:18:56
  like Asian child, and the two ladies were like, oh, I thought
• 1:19:00
  she was with you, Like, no, we thought she was with you.
• 1:19:03
  So I guess she was a lost Asian kid and she's like five years
• 1:19:09
  old, let's say. And so she goes with two of the ladies back
• 1:19:14
  up the aisle, and at the end of one of the aisles, it's
• 1:19:16
  like two clearly Asian women. Oh no, And then it assumes they didn't
• 1:19:23
  assume anything. They just walked by and I just I was just looking like
• 1:19:27
  you might want to talk to them. I looked and I was like,
• 1:19:30
  we'll see see if the girl was just like mommy. Mommy was like,
• 1:19:35
  no, nope, nope. She just kept on looking around. I was
• 1:19:39
  like, oh, not those Asians, not the wrong one. And I
• 1:19:42
  was just, you know, monitoring from afar, like a let's see what
• 1:19:45
  happens. I couldn't see her mom so it was out of sight. She
• 1:19:48
  was just like mommy. Then I saw her run off. I was like,
• 1:19:51
  I guess she found her nothing, But yeah, I assumed it was
• 1:19:54
  those two. I would have done the same I'm gonna lie, I mean,
• 1:19:57
  is this is this your your Asian child? Why are you looking at
• 1:20:01
  me? You mean what? I would have done the same thing. I
• 1:20:05
  mean, yeah, what what do you know if if someone just brought up
• 1:20:10
  a little light skinned baby to me and Brandy. I'd be like, not
• 1:20:14
  mine, but I see how you could make that assumption that put it put
• 1:20:20
  it down. They brought to you a little Asian baby. I would be
• 1:20:26
  like, okay, thank you for returning my song. Can you imagine that's
• 1:20:36
  why? I don't imagine, yo. I would like to know it was
• 1:20:45
  not me, it was not you no more. They'd be like, what
• 1:20:49
  the fuck day? That's to my card? Do you have one? Man?
• 1:21:01
  I have so many? Just now, yeah, just that one.
• 1:21:04
  I don't know, I have so many, Like I'm trying to think of
• 1:21:06
  a good one where it's actually like a story. I don't know, Sweet
• 1:21:11
  Sauce, didn't I tell you to stay over here? I don't know,
• 1:21:19
  man, I'm trying to think of something. I don't know. I saw.
• 1:21:24
  I'm trying to think. I don't know. One time when I was
• 1:21:26
  I was working at the gym, I saw a lady walk straight into the
• 1:21:29
  glass and I always imagined that. Nobody laughs, but you know I did.
• 1:21:39
  But you know, bro like, so the glass they had just cleaned
• 1:21:43
  it like humane, Yes, for real, it was just clear as hell,
• 1:21:50
  bro like, And she was leaving the gym, and she's just just
• 1:21:55
  fucking It's like you can hear the vibration. It was loud, bro,
• 1:22:03
  and I lost my mind, lost my sh literally behind the counter. Bo.
• 1:22:09
  I would have just dropped my knees. Yeah, I prayed to a
• 1:22:13
  lot right there, Bro, full blown tears. Bro. I felt I
• 1:22:16
  felt bad for laughing. But it's like a grown adult. By the way,
• 1:22:21
  this is not like a kid. Full bown adult knees forehead and hit
• 1:22:27
  the door, hit the window. He said. It's nothing funny than people
• 1:22:30
  hurting themselves. It's always funny. Yeah, it's always funny. But my
• 1:22:34
  favorite ship, my absolute favorite ship, it's kids hurting themselves. As long
• 1:22:43
  as he's hurting themselves. Two injured. This this is almost nothing funnier than
• 1:22:47
  when you're waiting for a kid to hurt themselves and you know and they prove
• 1:22:50
  you right. This dumb fuck. I like, look at this a little
• 1:22:56
  moron. Look at trying to balance beam on this couch. He's gonna fall
• 1:23:00
  and he's gonna cry himself. He's gonna cry. You just sit down and
• 1:23:03
  you wait, wait and inevitably, asshole. Yummy. I love it.
• 1:23:12
  I love it time You've got the kids running around so much joy one of
• 1:23:15
  them is gonna fall. I always said one of them is gonna fall.
• 1:23:19
  The kids being hit by exercise balls, those always because it's like this isn't
• 1:23:25
  even that big, but for you it's amazing. It's the level of your
• 1:23:30
  whole life. Now. It's the kids inside the fucking mirror amazes and they
• 1:23:38
  think their home freeing is start running. They rather make a stop the tracks
• 1:23:44
  bro always good stuff. Man, I don't see I'm gonna Sayeeing adults falls
• 1:23:48
  funny too. Seeing them fall slow it's like throwing adults tripping and falling.
• 1:23:54
  It's like, yo, you're too old to be doing this. Mm hm
• 1:23:58
  oh yeah. Like any of the couple of times, any of the ones
• 1:24:00
  where it's like a washed race, like to washed people running and they just
• 1:24:03
  slowly slowly need giving out. Oh my god, straight to the ground.
• 1:24:11
  Love it? Or you get stuck watching the people sleeping on ice and like
• 1:24:15
  they they running, they running, they're running you think slipping on ice?
• 1:24:18
  Yeah, and you think that they actually gonna land it. They stopped start
• 1:24:24
  running again and didn't bust. They asked like come on, bro, all
• 1:24:28
  that just for the fall. It's like a cartoon should be the devil spilling
• 1:24:33
  their coins all over the ground like sonic. Yeah, my rings, my
• 1:24:41
  rings? What else? You guys want to do another thread or just straight
• 1:24:47
  to questions? That's red. Yeah, I got a thread for you all.
• 1:24:51
  Yeah, let's start it out. But you got for let me see,
• 1:24:55
  let me say find real quick. But in the inter um while you're
• 1:25:00
  looking for that, uh what we got skim for men? Yo. I
• 1:25:06
  wanted to hate on Kim Karadashian so hard for that. But why that's a
• 1:25:10
  power move though I don't say it's I don't hate on the NFL. That's
• 1:25:13
  a power move. Your skims NBA and w n b A. By the
• 1:25:16
  way, it's both. She got both, yes, because I saw somebody
• 1:25:19
  tweet Yes, she was like the w n b A was right there,
• 1:25:25
  bro. That's why I hate Twitter. Yeah, and people, you know,
• 1:25:29
  people just didn't take two seconds to people just she has both latched onto
• 1:25:33
  that ship. You just clicked on the fucking article or swiped on the next
• 1:25:38
  picture. That ship is amazing to the like and then the way they even
• 1:25:42
  like the promo for it. I'm like, she's winning, bro, Like
• 1:25:45
  this is this is crazy. Now you'll see that video of fucking North What
• 1:25:50
  do you do she do she do? You don't know what she does?
• 1:25:57
  Watch your brother's work. What does she do? She makes money? Is
• 1:26:00
  the fact she was just eating that onion like a goddamnit. No, I
• 1:26:03
  don't think that's attention is on that. That's just crazy. She's north East
• 1:26:09
  onions. That's not the first time I've heard my sister's grandma recipes she used
• 1:26:13
  to do that. Yeah, it's not the first time I heard she would
• 1:26:15
  eat onions, just like it was the apple. That's very unhinged behavior.
• 1:26:19
  I don't support that. So she's like, what do she do? What
• 1:26:25
  did she do? Wow? I mean I guess as a kid, you
• 1:26:31
  probably yeah, Like why are you asking a big question? I hate when
• 1:26:36
  people ask those dumb ass questions. Why do you Why would this child know
• 1:26:42
  like about her mom's like philanthropy work or like any of That's like, she
• 1:26:45
  just knows that's my mom. That's my mom. Her job is every day,
• 1:26:49
  like she'd be here with us, Like she doesn't have a conventional job,
• 1:26:54
  Like, oh, yeah, she's an architect. Yeah, Kim Kardashian
• 1:27:00
  as an architect would be fucking insane. You just like, yeah, the
• 1:27:10
  building expects are not up to come. Her voice is so fucking man.
• 1:27:14
  Wow. Oh yeah, So you're don't have to open your phone, Mike,
• 1:27:16
  if you want to join in on the thread, I'm in. I
• 1:27:20
  didn't. So the thread is, I mean, if any of you can
• 1:27:28
  answer this, you could also answer, but I don't know if you would.
• 1:27:30
  The thread was people that had sex with coworkers. How did that turn
• 1:27:33
  out? I mean, it doesn't apply. Yeah I have. It didn't.
• 1:27:45
  Nothing came out of it. It didn't nothing. It just happens.
• 1:27:50
  It just happens sometimes, nothing bad, nothing good. Nos married. He
• 1:27:59
  said she's a off married. Yeah, dang, this person said married.
• 1:28:02
  That bitch had three kids. Don't tell her I called her a bitch.
• 1:28:08
  Damn. Mmmm. This is a wild thread. When it target, everyone's
• 1:28:15
  at target. What the fuck fuck bitches give her? Damn? I don't
• 1:28:20
  know, but my ex wife did with one of her former coworkers and told
• 1:28:26
  me he was better. Oh that's not the way I want to find out.
• 1:28:33
  So yeah, I was, you know, giving it to old ride
• 1:28:36
  in the storage room and yeah it was better. Oh that's what I said.
• 1:28:43
  I got fired, and she got fired, and all twenty guys she
• 1:28:45
  fucked while we were dating were fired. What damn what the hell they were
• 1:28:51
  here? Where the funck was you at the strip club? Niggas? Oh,
• 1:28:55
  that reminds me of the I guess it was. It was it a
• 1:28:59
  TikTok I think it was a TikTok Oh, this girl saying at like I
• 1:29:01
  guess like college parties. She would just go in like one of like the
• 1:29:06
  closets or like the laundry room, and she would just make it known like,
• 1:29:12
  yo, I'm in here. If anybody wants to come in here and
• 1:29:15
  do anything with me, just like, that's it. And then that's it
• 1:29:24
  gay son and gay son, and that's it, gay son. So what's
• 1:29:30
  it gonna take for you to go into that? Gay son? How damn
• 1:29:35
  bad do you have to be to go into the laundry room in a fright
• 1:29:40
  house? Now? Dirty? First of all, you know how dirty everyone
• 1:29:44
  is going to be. I'm not going in there. How damn bad I
• 1:29:48
  gotta be? Yeah, you know, might just come and get a little
• 1:29:51
  little top with me, That's all I need, a little popular and refreshed
• 1:29:59
  back in the days. He's you, you'll consider it probably pushing it out
• 1:30:03
  the way me first, but yeah, I'm good off that as long as
• 1:30:09
  you ain't last going to you can't see someone else coming out like you're for
• 1:30:16
  a good time. Filled her up nice and nice and warm for your bucko.
• 1:30:21
  Just don't be dead gross, don't go last, don't go last,
• 1:30:25
  don't ever forget that he went last. Chose to go last. Yeah,
• 1:30:30
  it's sick. I'm trying to find a good one. I can't find any
• 1:30:33
  good ones. Somebody said that uh flinging with a sexy food service fell in
• 1:30:40
  at my first job resulted in my first orgasm in my car getting total What
• 1:30:45
  the yeah, I guess the felling total of their car. Yeah, or
• 1:30:49
  maybe there's out there getting freaky while it was driving and bust into a pole.
• 1:30:56
  No at a m hmm. Hether boring got married thirty years married thirty
• 1:31:05
  eight years. Good for you whatever, I actually had a happy life.
• 1:31:12
  The fuck disappointing boom Tomato, tomato, tomato. I didn't actually read that
• 1:31:19
  one. I was just we can find out find out on our own element
• 1:31:23
  of surprise. Yeah, pop out, no surprise. We need questions.
• 1:31:27
  We've got Patreon questions start off. Oh, I don't think it's a question,
• 1:31:33
  but since it's Patreon, I'll read it. Mike got his girl back
• 1:31:38
  and immediately put his cape on. Oh yeah, yeah, yes, you
• 1:31:41
  should bring enough money to pay for the date. But that don't mean the
• 1:31:44
  bitch can run up the tab. I don't think Mike said otherwise, But
• 1:31:47
  I don't think. Yeah, I don't think Micha would disagree with that.
• 1:31:53
  Nope, Mike just disagreed with calling him name calling her names. Yep mm
• 1:31:59
  hmm. I think they're talking about the oysters. I'm that's a different,
• 1:32:02
  different person. Yeah, that horseshit. What's good? New pod subscriber here?
• 1:32:15
  And first things first, shut up and blah blah blah. How they
• 1:32:18
  spelled your last name d I x O in That's okay. Yeah, I've
• 1:32:24
  been watching you guys every day since one of the TikTok reels went viral,
• 1:32:28
  and I've been hooked since. I'm an uber driver and on the road literally
• 1:32:31
  ten to twelve hours a day, and a great chunk of it is trying
• 1:32:34
  not to bust out laughing while I got passengers. You listen this ship,
• 1:32:39
  Wait, passenger listen listening on my headset. I mean, if you want
• 1:32:44
  to play it out loud and spread the pod eight even, I think that's
• 1:32:47
  even more dage because you're in there giggling together. I've thought about it,
• 1:32:50
  bro. I really hate people though, and I hate driving. Oh yeah,
• 1:32:55
  it's not for you, then what if you did it before? It's
• 1:32:58
  it's super easy, though, the only thing about it is we're around here
• 1:33:01
  and you're uber, and and then somebody wants to go to the fucking airport.
• 1:33:04
  Oh that was That was annoying, especially when I'm like, this is
• 1:33:09
  my last ride of the day right here, let me just ca airport.
• 1:33:12
  I'm like, fuck. And it doesn't tell you. That's the shitty thing.
• 1:33:15
  It doesn't tell you where you're going to see pick them up? Oh
• 1:33:17
  really? Yep? Oh no I thought it did. Oh no, it
• 1:33:20
  does not tell you like one time I was hell one time I was literally
• 1:33:24
  I was going home. It tells you the distance though, like time.
• 1:33:29
  Yeah, it didn't tell you. It didn't tell me anything. It has
• 1:33:31
  to tell you a thirty five minute ride or like you know, twenty four
• 1:33:35
  miles. It didn't tell me anything until I accepted to pick them up.
• 1:33:41
  Like, once you accept to pick them up, yeah, that's when you
• 1:33:43
  can go, oh yeah, and then you could cancel it. But if
• 1:33:45
  I'm already on the way. I'm like, fu, I'm not gonna I
• 1:33:46
  wasn't one of those people. So one time I was literally too nice nice.
• 1:33:51
  I was driving home, but I was like, let me just keep
• 1:33:55
  this on because if there's anybody that might be on the way home, I'll
• 1:33:57
  just pick them up and then go. So then I accept one. I'm
• 1:34:00
  literally righting by my house and I accepted it, and it was like,
• 1:34:02
  Philly. I was like, well, I guess, Philly, that's my
• 1:34:06
  last ride. I think I was one of the last. You were home,
• 1:34:11
  Man, I don't know you were home. Get right of ubercancel on
• 1:34:13
  you. Sure, that's just asked. I'll find another. I'll find another
• 1:34:16
  one, I guess, But continue the question. I easily clear like two
• 1:34:20
  to three episodes a day for the last two months, so I'm almost caught
• 1:34:25
  up. But I do have a question. I just saw the episode asked
• 1:34:29
  Standards, and I wanted to know, what's the chances of y'all making well,
• 1:34:33
  that's not a really great what's the chances of y'all making reels of older
• 1:34:36
  content? You guys are awesome, but did so much for years before y'all
• 1:34:42
  got a chance to really capitalize off some older content. That's true. I
• 1:34:45
  know it's a tall older, but I know, y'all social media reach is
• 1:34:48
  going to explode after hearing Keenan trying to defend it and wiping his ass sitting
• 1:34:53
  down. Did we make that one a clip? But what's wrong with your
• 1:34:59
  ass and down? I don't know why I'm defending myself. It was the
• 1:35:01
  way he described it, like it was a whole thing. Okay, it
• 1:35:05
  was a thing. I don't remember that episode because I'm like, why are
• 1:35:09
  you standing up to wipe your ass? Because once you stand up, your
• 1:35:12
  cheeks are squishing all the ship. So now it's a hard of white and
• 1:35:15
  I remember the whole standard. Yeah, I was wearing red shorts that episode,
• 1:35:25
  all right, I don't know why. Okay, you to get the
• 1:35:28
  memory of an elephant. Next question Patreon question, get cute to watch Attack
• 1:35:32
  on Titan since he thinks that's for enemies for kids, that's just no.
• 1:35:39
  I feel like you might like is really good, So I'm going to try
• 1:35:41
  to watch it. It's it's cool, but then it gets confusing, kind
• 1:35:45
  of. I heard it starts out simple and then it gets crazy. It's
• 1:35:47
  like literally somebody was trying to explain it to me. I couldn't explain it
• 1:35:50
  to myself if I wanted to attack on Titan. It's great, so basically
• 1:35:59
  real quick now now you know we don't have to do this, not the
• 1:36:02
  whole all right, no, no, no, do it? Can hear
• 1:36:08
  me another word for Q? Well, I cracked that open and explain one,
• 1:36:12
  uh attack on Titan because fading strength. Oh im not gonna lie and
• 1:36:23
  trust you neither. Thanks for doing that, oh ship, get that out.
• 1:36:28
  He cracker. I still watch him every day, by the way,
• 1:36:33
  Yeah today he's today. He skinned the deer and gutted it. Bro did
• 1:36:39
  that. I knew how to cooking bear bear. I heard bears have some
• 1:36:45
  type of parasite on them. I saw that person say that, and I'm
• 1:36:48
  not gonna challenge it. I'm not challenging it either. They were like some
• 1:36:51
  type of parasite. So if you don't cook it right like their skinned parasite.
• 1:36:56
  Yeah, where was my fucker? I was waiting for a new meat
• 1:36:59
  to drop I heard, but there was other people in the comments. I
• 1:37:00
  said, bear is fucking delicious. And it looked good. Oh, trick
• 1:37:05
  and Ella. It looked like a big ass turkey leg with Harry foot that
• 1:37:11
  should sounds good as fun shoes on. I would that's not an animal I
• 1:37:21
  imagine eating though like it would. It would have to be one of those
• 1:37:26
  things where I have to taste it and dig tim what it is before I
• 1:37:30
  taste it. I'm not gonna eat Oh No. Somebody came up to me
• 1:37:31
  was like, this is bear. I'm eating it. It had to be
• 1:37:33
  like a little no, like a little toothpick, Like I'm at the mall
• 1:37:38
  that fasted the mall sample of smoky bear. It's a little bit. I'm
• 1:37:45
  not trying to have to I'm like, yeah, I met some of this.
• 1:37:47
  It looked good from what I saw. Are you ready, Mike if
• 1:37:53
  you want to attack on time? Briefly is a show about basically where these
• 1:37:59
  people. They live in the walls of this country like they live on an
• 1:38:02
  island, and basically for the past hundred years they've been living in this pretty
• 1:38:11
  much this walled town to keep out what're called titans, like these like kind
• 1:38:18
  of like humanoid type beasts that only eat people like they don't they don't sleep,
• 1:38:26
  they don't they kind of live forever unless you kill them a certain way.
• 1:38:31
  And the walls have been there to keep them out. One day some
• 1:38:33
  bigger type of different type of Titans come in, break down the wall.
• 1:38:41
  Let all titans called bridge there. Yeah, that's the word mass hysteria,
• 1:38:48
  pandemic. Yeah, I was about to say pneumonium. Yeah, that's too.
• 1:38:55
  Basically stories about where learning about the Titans, where they come from the
• 1:38:59
  origins of much and then how like they're kind of destined to kind of destroy
• 1:39:03
  the world, how to prevent that or lean into it. It's very good,
• 1:39:10
  I would say, even I know, I say it's a lot about
• 1:39:12
  a lot of animes. For people who don't typically watch anime, it's probably
• 1:39:16
  a good one to watch because it's not deep into like the fantasy. That's
• 1:39:23
  exactly what I heard today. They're like, it's a good one to start
• 1:39:25
  with. It's not a deep into the fantasy or like mm hmm over like
• 1:39:30
  all the typical things you're like the over dramatics. And it's also not like
• 1:39:34
  there's no really like filler, like no, it's right the time filler.
• 1:39:39
  It's like this is depressing. This is it is? I heard it's only
• 1:39:42
  like sixty episodes. It's dark, it's not like one piece. Yeah,
• 1:39:47
  it's not a thousand episodes. It's like a normal TV show would have like
• 1:39:51
  this amount of seasons and episodes. Yeah, so it sounds interesting you No,
• 1:40:00
  he was not. It wasn't grabbed by it. I don't have to
• 1:40:02
  put an anime on audiobook. But I'm surprised. I'm surprised he watched gen
• 1:40:06
  V. So I'll take that. I'll take that. You know, you
• 1:40:10
  know, I was surprised to know you attracted John. You like what you
• 1:40:15
  see a little gender That's not what I was talking about, but gender introducing
• 1:40:28
  gender bender. I got a dig canal. Whoa, No, I was
• 1:40:35
  talking about that, but I'm saying that seed. Oh yeah, I forgot
• 1:40:41
  all about that. She was just so this I'm watched, but this isn't
• 1:40:49
  sling. So she has the ability to get small. So she hooks up
• 1:40:56
  with a dude and he's like, can you get small from me? And
• 1:40:59
  he she gets small enough where she's just no, that happened in the Boys.
• 1:41:04
  But yeah, he went to the penis right on the Boys. I
• 1:41:08
  think so, yeah, I think it was it was nice. But she
• 1:41:10
  was just like stroking the tip with her whole body. Yeah, like jumping
• 1:41:15
  up and down. But she was so small imagine like like riding the bull
• 1:41:19
  kind of thing. Like like she wasn't enjoying this at all. She was
• 1:41:24
  just like did they show this? Yeah? Like you ever see like currently?
• 1:41:30
  I guess proportionally. Yeah. Yeah, she's the size of a aborted
• 1:41:35
  feet. She's Stumblina. Oh that ship was so fun. Yeah, he's
• 1:41:41
  a pedophile. Whoever that guy was perfect. That's a pervert. I mean
• 1:41:45
  she also has the like opposite the bitch like she she can throw up and
• 1:41:48
  get small or eat and get like fucking hawk. She was like the side
• 1:41:56
  up freak. She got to literally stick her hands down her throat and like
• 1:42:00
  what you'll see something in the last episode there, it's like maybe it's something
• 1:42:03
  else to it. Yeah, you'll see. But yeah, as we know
• 1:42:08
  it, she has to throw up, and each time she throws up,
• 1:42:11
  she gets smaller. Can never be a ghetto gager. Are you talking about
• 1:42:15
  John? Who did you say? Who do you? Who? Do you
• 1:42:16
  think? I was the beginning? I said, the girl, the Blood
• 1:42:20
  girl Mary, the black Ship Marie. Yeah, No, she ain't move
• 1:42:26
  you. She doesn't move you. That ship was freaky her parents. That
• 1:42:31
  means, yeah, she gets control the blood. She'd be like she didn't
• 1:42:38
  want to explode the dudes dick. Yes, they didn't even go back into
• 1:42:43
  that. This man is just walking around dickless, like that's what. I
• 1:42:47
  didn't have any euphoria. It's like ship, I'm think anybody off what are
• 1:42:58
  you talking? That was a robot No, no, it was just robo
• 1:43:01
  show. Yeah, that wasn't that was caught robot cock robo jim V.
• 1:43:10
  It's actually entertaining. Yeah, but there was a twenty one Jump Street.
• 1:43:15
  No not which show was Tommy from Power was he was he and he was
• 1:43:19
  like somebody's son? Oh was that not euphoria? No, it wasn't that
• 1:43:25
  the one on with Jason Bateman and oh yes the Ozark o Ozark. Yeah,
• 1:43:31
  somebody guess they're dick blowing up and then it's just walking is what it
• 1:43:36
  is. Nobody ever mentioned it again, but he was living like Ozark,
• 1:43:41
  like Marty Byrd. Yeah, yeah, I must have missed that episode.
• 1:43:45
  Yeah, they don't really bring I mean they bringing it back to Kansas City
• 1:43:47
  guys, they owe money. And then the lady I think it was a
• 1:43:50
  woman that did it. I'm pretty sure it was Darlene. Yeah, she
• 1:43:54
  just shot as she was and that was it. Yeah, Darlene was fucking
• 1:43:58
  insane. I was scared her in real life, like this bitch is too
• 1:44:01
  good at this role. But anyway, I digressiulate that's true. Last Patreon
• 1:44:08
  question, Can everyone name a person who is a master of their craft outside
• 1:44:12
  of sports? A master of their craft outside of sports? M hm the
• 1:44:19
  word masters, I'd say Dave Chappelle. I knew it, Yeah, I
• 1:44:24
  was. It's the first person he has literally mastered comedy like his stand up
• 1:44:30
  style. Yeah. I think he's he's got that on lock. Mm hmmm.
• 1:44:35
  I don't know what I'm saying. I'm trying to think of somebody like
• 1:44:39
  outside the box. I don't know, maybe like Leicester Holpe. I feel
• 1:44:42
  like he's really good at his job the Nightly News on NBC, Lester Whole.
• 1:44:47
  He can do it like he's he's pretty good at that. I'll staying.
• 1:44:53
  You know, regular Beyonce mastered her craft, Yes she did, sure,
• 1:44:56
  performing? Sure, Yes, top tier mm hmm. How about you
• 1:45:00
  tell us a d J, a DJ that mastered it. Uh, this
• 1:45:04
  is uh one DJ. His name is DJ mel starrt He mastered it like
• 1:45:14
  top tier. That that nigga is so good at DJing and just technicalities.
• 1:45:18
  It's just like who the old nigga that came to South Beach that was doing
• 1:45:30
  damning the community, Rover two decades whatever? I went on man screaming from
• 1:45:39
  the hill, old man screaming from the hill. Any other masters, crafters,
• 1:45:48
  nothing like that. Jenny's hart it, That's what she's mastered. She
• 1:45:58
  knows what she's doing. Touch her. I know that she was. I
• 1:46:01
  did know she was. I had to see her, see her to believe
• 1:46:04
  her. Needed every fresher Keep what mastered your craft? Craft of up master
• 1:46:15
  baiting? What are you talking about beating off? Oh? At that point,
• 1:46:20
  he's a master exactly. They say it takes what ten thousand hours to
• 1:46:25
  be to really be a master of your craft? How many hours in a
• 1:46:30
  year? Yeah, say when you quit your job? Okay, cut on
• 1:46:38
  the time? Where since we since we were talking about the barre legs,
• 1:46:48
  this question kind of ropes that in. So, what's the wildest thing you
• 1:46:55
  think you've eaten? This person said, I had an alligator on accident and
• 1:46:59
  it was actually good. Hell no, yea, niggas did that ship on
• 1:47:02
  purpose? Goofy motherfuckers on purpose? I remember I was like it was just
• 1:47:10
  all right, reptile. You know I had bugs before, minus octopus,
• 1:47:16
  for sure. That's so basic. Hey crickets, I would, but season
• 1:47:25
  not just because you put a little salt and pepper on it. Now it's
• 1:47:28
  it's like it was like at They're like buffalo season. It's a little if
• 1:47:35
  if I know what it is before I eat it, I'm not eating it.
• 1:47:40
  I'm not eating same. And I'm also not eating something I don't know
• 1:47:43
  what it is, so there you go. Yeah, But like if somebody
• 1:47:45
  was just like, oh, you know, no, I'm not doing that.
• 1:47:49
  I made this and then I eat it like well, actually it wasn't
• 1:47:54
  chicken. It was actually kangaroo pocket, specifically the pouch. No. I
• 1:48:02
  try to I try to expand my palate, man, like I feel like
• 1:48:05
  I need. I was so picky for so long, Like why not,
• 1:48:10
  I'll stay picky. I try. I'm trying to eat a little bit anything,
• 1:48:15
  Like I'm not trying to tell you. If I've never had it before
• 1:48:17
  and I feel like it's something I might like, I'll try it. If
• 1:48:19
  I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't have to eat
• 1:48:21
  it anymore. I don't have to eat it no more. Exactly, there's
• 1:48:25
  no reason for me to know what duck beat tastes. Like, have you
• 1:48:28
  ever had duck? No, I have had duck. I'm not a fan
• 1:48:31
  of it. And Duck is packing Duck I like duck Joe. Oh wait,
• 1:48:35
  time out, paulse did I tell y'all about the last time I went
• 1:48:39
  to the fucking uh no, the fucking peel box and the order that somebody
• 1:48:45
  got what what? Yeah. So I'm over there at the pill box picking
• 1:48:50
  up the ship and it's a lady that came saying, oh, we got
• 1:48:55
  going to back and get you stuff. So like, okay, So I
• 1:48:56
  wait, and I'm thinking, like, there's a door open because all SI
• 1:49:00
  here chirping chepe no she they shipped through the mail live chickens, a box
• 1:49:10
  of baby chickens. And I'm like, and I'm standing there at the post
• 1:49:13
  office. I'm like, I promise you it's way too I don't know why
• 1:49:19
  he's able to do skills bro, chickens. Bro. I'm looking at anybody
• 1:49:26
  in the post office. I'm like, I literally say, nobody else chickens.
• 1:49:32
  Chance, that's weird, bro. I'm like, don't nobody else hair
• 1:49:38
  chickens and their business box a box of chickens and then like I'm leaving.
• 1:49:44
  I went to the post I'm like because one of the post workers like character
• 1:49:47
  box out to the car for the lady. I'm like, yo, I
• 1:49:49
  did not know that you could ship chickens through the marria. Happens all the
• 1:49:53
  animals. It happens all the time. He said, it happens all the
• 1:49:56
  time. I'm like, she's back again. I was like, wow,
• 1:50:02
  unhinged, but yeah, you can ship chickens through the male. Good to
• 1:50:05
  know I'm shipping chickens. Yeah, so ship up some chickens nowear not baby
• 1:50:15
  chickens have dyed to post office. We haven't chicken nuggets on the pod.
• 1:50:23
  That is not you get a chicken nuggs. You seen Tyson chicken nuggets.
• 1:50:25
  How to recall the dinal nuggies? Why thirty thousand of them? Because they
• 1:50:29
  said there's pieces of metal in them? Iron more? Yeah, I wanna
• 1:50:33
  say little that builds a character. More Donald Nuggets for me. Stop mining
• 1:50:36
  was talking about to have these people out here iron the fish and fish there
• 1:50:41
  we go as I say deficit, I'm like, that's a wild joke.
• 1:50:45
  That's a wild joke. That's pretty fucking wold. Next question, Hey,
• 1:50:53
  guys, I love the pod. Y'all really have me rolling. I've made
• 1:50:58
  predictions about who you are as students. I've been a middle school teacher for
• 1:51:01
  many years, and I'm almost certain that I've got you all figured out.
• 1:51:04
  Oh God, I ain't no way in hell. Let's see. Oh sorry,
• 1:51:08
  Q, you weren't included because I guess you weren't here. Mike the
• 1:51:12
  smart class clown that gets on the teacher's nerves, but they still love him.
• 1:51:15
  Lamont the squirrely, smart kid that makes jokes under his breath, the
• 1:51:19
  smallest Elsie, the smallest kid in class, respectful but goofy, laughing all
• 1:51:24
  day at Mike Keenan. That's exactly the charming kid that got a la got
• 1:51:28
  away with lots of stuff. Mj the quiet kid that was secretly judging everyone,
• 1:51:33
  including the teacher. I mean that just sounds like normal personality. Yeah
• 1:51:40
  right, But me and Mike did have classes together, and that's exactly what
• 1:51:44
  happened. I had a class with Mike too. Just laughing at this,
• 1:51:45
  nigga, Did we ever have a class together? No, we never had
• 1:51:48
  a class. Again, he was always enriched and shit, I was not
• 1:51:53
  because I was like, that doesn't matter, not until I see it.
• 1:51:56
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• 1:52:00
  what after I mean like like like like once I got to sing her going
• 1:52:04
  to see when I'm like, why am I trying? There's no need.
• 1:52:10
  Yeah, there's a fore shadowing joke here, but there is no foreshadowing joke.
• 1:52:15
  Am I trying? There's no fore shadowing its coming. I'm not trying
• 1:52:18
  anymore. I'm gonna be epiphany. I could take college prep class. I
• 1:52:25
  don't need to try. All right, all right, go in the backyard
• 1:52:31
  and then in the middle, put him in the pool. Time to get
• 1:52:35
  out gloves. Now, I did absolutely nothing, bru. You literally you
• 1:52:45
  just you did the fucking Jordan poole off the backboard down about twenty Nope,
• 1:52:50
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• 1:52:55
  tweaking they did. Yeah, she was there speaking of Ruby Rose, Paul
• 1:53:00
  all Pierce nasty ass. Oh yeah, talking about Ruby Rose and my crush.
• 1:53:03
  My crush, she said, and then she text me with a full
• 1:53:06
  phone blow number on the phone number. Yeah, that's my first response.
• 1:53:10
  Tweet The first response to that to you was like, you're repinding me.
• 1:53:15
  I sent you some things invisible link. Fucking weirdos. That's a real man
• 1:53:20
  talking a number. It's like her a hot line, like a fan.
• 1:53:26
  The sscriptions exactly. Thanks for subscribing to my website. What the fuck I
• 1:53:31
  want to talk to Roby Robs you get to all the Ruby Rose up to
• 1:53:34
  date. Imagine that? Oh, thank you. Next question, should we
• 1:53:40
  still not check the numbers for the greatest podcast rankings? You haven't told us
• 1:53:44
  while told us not to check those numbers, while just wondering, I checked
• 1:53:49
  the numbers today. They shouldn't check the numbers. I don't check the numbers.
• 1:53:55
  Yeah, but but the numbers doing what you're doing, the numbers are
• 1:53:57
  important, but there numbers look for you don't check check. You say you
• 1:54:00
  checking? How are we doing? The numbers are numbers and number seventy nine
• 1:54:08
  zero? Who was counting? I did it for yourself a streaton. I'm
• 1:54:11
  not going to tell you why, but there's there's comments in there. There's
• 1:54:14
  comments. I said, all right, Joe Budden, just take an eight
• 1:54:17
  Internet sideways. What the numbers are? Infinite? M I had to do
• 1:54:24
  the ratio of negative comments to listeners to minimize. My god, this nigga
• 1:54:34
  is sick. Yeah, next time with the people that were next question here,
• 1:54:39
  next question, he said, y'all not gotta get away with this.
• 1:54:42
  He said, here represent the whole. Yeah, let me find out how
• 1:54:45
  many of these people actually fucking matter. You was like, you have an
• 1:54:47
  opinion, you ain't part of the Patreon I delete nobody. Delete that one
• 1:54:54
  nigga that made a comment. Who has a YouTube video making a song?
• 1:54:57
  Now? Please you need you evaluate you. When I saw you do that,
• 1:55:04
  man, like, but you only did the one, so I was
• 1:55:08
  like, the only one guy got it. I was actually very nice to
• 1:55:11
  the rest of them. I saw, I saw one dude told me,
• 1:55:15
  I'm proud of you. Place to shut up. Keep Yeah, a lot
• 1:55:19
  of people. People were saying in the discord a lot because let me go,
• 1:55:24
  just forty year old niggas. Oh there's there's paragraphs in the disc Oh
• 1:55:32
  god, touch grass. Check that out. No, I'm not touching touching
• 1:55:38
  that. They're trying to make me mad. I'm not doing that. I'm
• 1:55:42
  just saying what they were saying. Anyway, next real quick shout up to
• 1:55:49
  shut up to uh one. No, don't do that. Tell me,
• 1:55:59
  Oh, come on, man, you got to be prepared, she said.
• 1:56:02
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• 1:56:08
  to talk to us about she saw some list that said a lot of people
• 1:56:12
  that said that paner Bread was in fact a good place to take somebody on
• 1:56:16
  the first date. If she wanted me to share that with you to vindicate
• 1:56:20
  Keenan, Okay, I do not agree. Yep, that doesn't change anything
• 1:56:25
  about my opinion. Apparently there's a consistence out there space. I mean,
• 1:56:31
  it's perfect. Take that like somebody you don't like. It's like taking somebody
• 1:56:38
  to the library cafe. Like the sticks is so low, Let's go to
• 1:56:44
  the Burlington County Library. I have my library card. Right. You could
• 1:56:50
  tell a lot about the person by the book that choose next question next Door,
• 1:56:56
  written by Am I wrong for searching for a protect Philip on Amazon?
• 1:57:03
  Yes? Yes, yes you are, if you're listening to us and you're
• 1:57:09
  looking up protect Philips on Amazon on Amazon? What is that? Exactly?
• 1:57:15
  Exactly? It's out of all of our tax breakords for now. Just reminded
• 1:57:21
  me when you said me milk rapping about the automors with the Green Goblin.
• 1:57:26
  Man. I was looking for that, and I was like, where did
• 1:57:29
  I say? Coward? Coward? That was so funny, bro. I
• 1:57:40
  still don't know what episode that was, just last episode. I'm for sure
• 1:57:45
  I didn't do it as Steve Harvey. Yeah, yeah, someone sent me
• 1:57:50
  that time. Yeah. We gotta find that somebody's listener please. Oh okay.
• 1:57:57
  Next question. Been with my girl close to to years. We got
• 1:58:00
  into an argument. I swear I was gonna hold my ground. I laid
• 1:58:04
  in my bed and my sheet smelled like her. I folded and called her.
• 1:58:10
  Hell o, l this ever happened to y'all? No, you never
• 1:58:15
  fold, you always stand strong. Hell No, I folded before come.
• 1:58:21
  No walking wrong all day, like I'm not gonna touch thee later that night
• 1:58:30
  when you don't talk all day, but you're just sending the good night man,
• 1:58:34
  good night. Hope I don't kill She just sends g n period.
• 1:58:40
  Yeah, I'm like, night, What did I do? There's nothing wrong.
• 1:58:55
  There's nothing wrong with with your with your girl. Man, that's your
• 1:58:58
  girl. You gotta fold here with your girl, standing firm, being a
• 1:59:02
  tough guide relationship with your girl. That's stupid, not the way, man,
• 1:59:06
  fold. Man folds a woman like a lawn chair unless she's wrong,
• 1:59:13
  even with man, even when she's wrong, bro, even if if she's
• 1:59:16
  wrong and it ain't that deep, if it's not that don't be don't be
• 1:59:21
  keen in the sagittary down and then when you prove her wrong, stick her
• 1:59:25
  nose in it. Okay. Anyway, she's a girlfriend, not a fucking
• 1:59:30
  Petaha, she's a she's a Sorry. So about those apartments you're looking for
• 1:59:45
  together, Jesus, you're looking for her house to murder her inky? Okay,
• 1:59:50
  I'm ready to living happily ever after. Okay, okay. Next question,
• 1:59:57
  what's one piece of advice? Sorry, one piece? What's one piece
• 2:00:00
  of advice your dad told you that you would give to your kids one day?
• 2:00:08
  I don't know. My dad's a Lions fan, soo oh, his
• 2:00:15
  judgment not to be trusted. I don't know. No, my dad,
• 2:00:19
  he didn't really give us any advice. My dad doesn't I don't know say
• 2:00:23
  anything. It's one of those things where like in a moment you can't think
• 2:00:26
  of that, but then years that I like, I learned different pops.
• 2:00:30
  I'd say to uh, like, take care of your health and your body
• 2:00:38
  when you're younger, so it's like it becomes a habit for when you get
• 2:00:40
  older. Very true. I'd say that was probably one the good one.
• 2:00:44
  One good nuggetive advice. I just can't say that I've been following it,
• 2:00:47
  but I'm getting Lawrence want to say no shit like that? Yeah, I
• 2:00:55
  said, Lawrence, want to say like that? Oh, just taking care
• 2:00:57
  of your body and your health. I don't know my dad. My dad
• 2:01:00
  just works hard. So yeah, my dad is like lead by example type
• 2:01:04
  person exactly. My dad works very hard. So you got that for him.
• 2:01:10
  He's been working. Speaking of taking care of your body, y'all heard
• 2:01:13
  d White soign with Ben Gay? Okay, thanks, thanks you did he
• 2:01:19
  really thank you? No, No, he did not. I'm not boy,
• 2:01:26
  get your ass out there as the White side deal with Ben. See
• 2:01:32
  how he did that interview. Wouldn't say he was gay or not. I
• 2:01:35
  mean, it doesn't sound. Why do y'all care when I placed my wood
• 2:01:41
  who? I don't matter to me who I'd be with, It don't matter,
• 2:01:44
  nigga, just you gay anyway? Question from c M. I haven't
• 2:01:49
  heard what that. Yeah, it's been a minute. Do you brush your
• 2:01:53
  teeth before or after breakfast. I saw people the only one writing I don't
• 2:01:59
  understand. Then. While people have a big deal about brushing your teeth after
• 2:02:01
  breakfast, that's the fact that you leave it go start your day with your
• 2:02:08
  breath being stinky. But I have breakfast at home. I'm just I'm assuming,
• 2:02:12
  I'm just guessing. Oh yeah, if you mean if you leave the
• 2:02:15
  house without brushing your teeth, that's crazy. Yeah, that makes sense.
• 2:02:18
  But if you have breakfast at home, like I'm not gonna wake up,
• 2:02:23
  brush my teeth and then eat breakfast like I can just especially if I'm not
• 2:02:27
  there's no time crunch, it's more productive to brush your teeth after breakfast,
• 2:02:30
  I hear. Yeah, yeah, but why would I say it's like a
• 2:02:35
  two stop shop in the morning. Ipe not brush my teeth in I leave
• 2:02:39
  the bathroom. It's just routine. Yeah that that that's true too. Nah.
• 2:02:43
  And I also don't eat breakfast at home probably ever, so yeah,
• 2:02:45
  I don't even eat most of times. I don't eat breakast at them.
• 2:02:48
  I eat breakfast at work. So yeah, I brush my teeth before breakfast.
• 2:02:51
  I would say, I'll wake up, pee, take my dogs out,
• 2:02:55
  Yeah, eat theydn't brush my teeth. No, but I like,
• 2:02:58
  I know what I mean, I'll drink water, you know it's not.
• 2:03:00
  My mouth is just out here dry. And so you got crumbs in the
• 2:03:04
  side of your mouth walking the dogs. That's crazy. It's got what crumbs?
• 2:03:10
  Talk about crumbs, crust little crust corners, I know, like dr
• 2:03:14
  spit. When I used to wake up, like for like high school and
• 2:03:15
  stuff, like, I would eat cereal in the morning. I would purposely
• 2:03:18
  eat cereal and then brush my teeth before I got on the bus or before
• 2:03:21
  I drove. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Yeah, really realistically,
• 2:03:27
  get the ass as long as you as long as you brush your teeth,
• 2:03:30
  brush your teeth, scrape your tongue. I can't really scrape my tongue.
• 2:03:33
  I got a horrible gag reflex. Have you seen any of those they
• 2:03:38
  say, like to do what your gag? Yeah, put your thumb up.
• 2:03:45
  Yeah, if you rub your ear lobe or hold your Yeah, I
• 2:03:50
  heard about the thumb and there was one where if you like fresh, point
• 2:03:55
  on the forehead, point the forehead. I've heard all that ship. Yeah.
• 2:03:58
  Trying to brush my teeth, Yeah, I'm trying to brush my teeth.
• 2:04:00
  I'm not trying to fucking deep throa. The fuck I tried it.
• 2:04:04
  I mean I saw some girl she was like, let me try it,
• 2:04:06
  and then she was like, I guess it works. No, thank you.
• 2:04:12
  I don't need to do that, all right, girl, keep myself
• 2:04:15
  fucking acupuncture to brush my teeth. Yeah, the fuck m next question,
• 2:04:20
  it works. Would you rather fight twenty dwarves or two shacks? Twenty dwarfs?
• 2:04:27
  Bro, I don't even want to fight one shack. Dwarfs can be
• 2:04:30
  pretty strong, you know, they look kind of thick. Fuck the little
• 2:04:32
  thick bitches. I'll beat the ship out of them, twenty twenty of them,
• 2:04:39
  two shacks. I'm shocked to the dwarves. I don't want to be
• 2:04:45
  two shacks. Bro, there's only one of you. I will turn fine
• 2:04:47
  and keep the exactly I'm having fun. Yeah, I'm kicking the funk out
• 2:04:53
  of these dwarves with a smile on my face. It's nothing but drop kicks
• 2:04:57
  on to the temple. Words are like bullets, put done, bend them
• 2:05:01
  like Beckham. You know their head is gonna be this. Basically, I'm
• 2:05:04
  gonna grab one. That's what's gonna happen to door fight back, do some
• 2:05:23
  cartoon ship. Put him into a ball and bowl his arms, pick up
• 2:05:29
  the spear. Okay, grabbing a dwarf by the thick ass ankles is crazy,
• 2:05:34
  but yeah, sorry thick ankles. The gas dwarf me shop shot.
• 2:05:46
  Just pushing them as hard as you can, the just farming off the fun
• 2:05:53
  out the funk up. Just stand on the elevated surface, have the high
• 2:06:00
  ground, whip lash and push one in the back. It's over. Be
• 2:06:09
  like Neo and the Matrix. Yeah. Taking the doors, yeah, definite.
• 2:06:15
  Taking twenty doors dwarfs, two shacks, twos. I mean, let's
• 2:06:21
  say one shack like I'm still taking twenty doors, bro, one shack,
• 2:06:27
  bro, Fuck that one hit. I could be seven foot two. You
• 2:06:30
  can take out his knees. I'm five. I gotta get close enough.
• 2:06:33
  Shack at fifty five, shack at twenty two. I don't even think it
• 2:06:35
  fucking matters. Fifty five shock at fifty five you might be able to get
• 2:06:41
  maybe, I don't know how what what I'm gonna do. Grab his leg
• 2:06:45
  Once he grabbed me, I'm stuck and be like, oh I'm dead,
• 2:06:47
  bro, he's fucking wingspan alone. I wouldn't even be able to get close
• 2:06:50
  to him first, vast my tennis shoes, slick everything back. See now
• 2:07:00
  you're thinking, now you're ready to fight shack. This is how I be
• 2:07:03
  slipping out. They like slam. Never put baby on your floor that yeah,
• 2:07:14
  you never any dorms. No I did that your house. You're sick,
• 2:07:19
  Yeah, you're sick, trying to get your ass beating. Well,
• 2:07:24
  I don't know how much you'll know as an adult. You might know this,
• 2:07:27
  but no, baby will don't come up here easily. You can't just
• 2:07:29
  like, nah, it doesn't, it doesn't. You can't just dry.
• 2:07:33
  That's just these moisturized for a long time. It's gonna be slick. Oh
• 2:07:41
  boy, nigga thought I was and you got served for real. Cute.
• 2:07:49
  That's the more you know. Can't just I'm just spinning around. Don't want
• 2:07:59
  to ask, Probably pump it up the origins, all right. The next
• 2:08:13
  question, we got an advice question. Okay, we're gonna give you the
• 2:08:20
  worst advice for ever. Yeah, we'll see. Hi, I'm looking for
• 2:08:22
  advice. I'm a twenty two year old black goth girl and recently tried going
• 2:08:28
  on a date this past weekend. I was supposed to meet this guy at
• 2:08:31
  a local art festival in our city. I was coming from work to the
• 2:08:35
  festival because it was a short drive. I was also seeing some of the
• 2:08:39
  youth I mentor perform their music Two Birds, One Stone. I let him
• 2:08:43
  know I was going off. I was getting off late, and he said
• 2:08:48
  it was cool and to go ahead because he had to take care of something
• 2:08:50
  before he got on the road. I was out there for three hours,
• 2:08:56
  so I left and finally heard back from him that he was now out free
• 2:09:00
  and had it in my direction. I was home in my bed by this
• 2:09:03
  time and proceeded to not respond and go to bed. He then got mad
• 2:09:07
  at me and called me a bad communicator? Am I wrong? And any
• 2:09:11
  of the dating advice for a girl in her twenties? I mean his communication
• 2:09:15
  was bad too, because he didn't say that he was gonna have you waiting
• 2:09:16
  for three hours. But I mean both can be true. Both both are
• 2:09:22
  true. You could have responded back, though, but she just said I'm
• 2:09:26
  leaving if she I'm curious to know if she told him she was there,
• 2:09:31
  I would assume so he didn't respond because he said go ahead, yeah,
• 2:09:35
  but she never said if she then told him, like when she actually got
• 2:09:39
  there. She could have told you. She could have for three hours.
• 2:09:41
  I don't think you're mad. Yeah, maybe he was like like, hey,
• 2:09:45
  damn, she still ain't say she there yet, Like so I'm just
• 2:09:46
  gonna take my time because I'm waiting for her to tell me she's there kind
• 2:09:50
  of thing. Maybe if she didn't tell him that she was there, I
• 2:09:54
  think also she could have texted and say hey, I'm about to leave.
• 2:09:58
  Yeah yeah, and that to gave her an eta like if he was even
• 2:10:01
  coming or not. Yeah, so but both sides could have been. We
• 2:10:05
  could have communicated a little better as far as dating. I mean, she
• 2:10:09
  said, she says she's twenty two, right, young as hell. Like
• 2:10:13
  I figured out, none of us have all the answers. Note of us
• 2:10:16
  are married, so that doesn't mean you have the answers anyway. Yeah,
• 2:10:20
  even if we do, I don't have answer. I'm just having give me
• 2:10:24
  somebody. Yeah, just communicate better off there, Yeah, I have a
• 2:10:30
  never I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about to, I'm about
• 2:10:35
  to, I'm about to fun You don't you don't want to say it now?
• 2:10:43
  No, I thought I deleted this. Oh mm hmm, swallowing.
• 2:10:50
  Oh wow, Damn. Should I read this one? It's a barm burner.
• 2:10:54
  Mm hmmm. It might be another advice one. It just starts off,
• 2:11:00
  what would you do? What's up? Fellas? Love the pod?
• 2:11:03
  I listen to you guys during work days and make it go buy much faster.
• 2:11:05
  Anyways, I'm a twenty eight year old dude from the Midwest. I
• 2:11:09
  got this new job delivering water or salt customers homes. I really like this
• 2:11:13
  job and can see myself doing it for a long time. A couple months
• 2:11:16
  ago, I started delivering to a new customer. She's always super flirty,
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  and one time I was there, she found an excuse to feel up my
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  arm. I don't know where you're going, but this no. Last week,
• 2:11:30
  I roll up to her sliding glass doors where I usually meet her,
• 2:11:35
  and she's sitting at the breakfast bar on her laptop in nothing but a throng.
• 2:11:39
  Wow. She ran to the other room, put on a T shirt
• 2:11:43
  and booty shores before she answered the door. Mike, is this a porn
• 2:11:46
  that you've heard of? One of those suspicious Yeah? She said she didn't
• 2:11:54
  know I was coming that day, but I find that hard to believe,
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  especially since my truck is loud af and I have to reverse backwards into the
• 2:12:01
  parking lot. I just smiled and walked awkwardly back to my truck. She
• 2:12:05
  she is a super hot Italian milk From the looks of her apartment, I
• 2:12:11
  don't think she has a man, but I'm not sure. I haven't gotten
• 2:12:15
  laid in a minute, obviously by your fantasies. But yeah, my dick
• 2:12:20
  has already been telling me what the fuck am I waiting for. I didn't
• 2:12:24
  read the employee book, but I'm pretty sure it's against company policy. Also,
• 2:12:31
  she gives me give me the I'll key your car in the middle of
• 2:12:35
  the night if you piss me off vibes, So you know, she probably
• 2:12:39
  fucks like a demon. Can you fellas give me any advice? What would
• 2:12:43
  you do? Fuck her? Be a new version of a milkman, beat
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  a water boy, ce c A if anything, nigga, do it,
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  do it, fuck it, do it. I don't know to tell you.
• 2:13:01
  It sounds like you're just throwing it, so you know, just test
• 2:13:03
  the words, don't jump all the way and just if I were you,
• 2:13:05
  I fuck her. But yeah, yeah, I don't think anybody disagreed,
• 2:13:13
  Like, hey, why do you do that, but I didn't. Don't
• 2:13:18
  just show up with your meatout, just fucking don't just assume you like maybe
• 2:13:24
  try to get her number, like start there, Yeah, there we go
• 2:13:30
  and then see we have to be steps, baby steps. It sounds like
• 2:13:33
  it shouldn't be hard to do this, So I mean, I don't know
• 2:13:37
  who's really just out here in the throng. Yeah exactly. It's not like
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  you can only it's not like like you can't just go there on the day
• 2:13:43
  off, Like it's not you gotta do it while on the job. I
• 2:13:48
  mean, two birds want stone out, just be like so quick. He
• 2:13:54
  was not finishing that route. That route is getting extended. No, I
• 2:13:58
  was just saying the number if that goes some mother ros saying she had a
• 2:14:03
  is she was her pipes, you know, and I fixed it and need
• 2:14:07
  to be serviced. Need to be serviced. Leaky pipes, I'm saying,
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  made the milk. Oh quite the horny question, speak of the devil.
• 2:14:20
  Hey, y'all, cougar listener here again. Nice. First of all,
• 2:14:22
  before I asked this question, let me just say that you all answered.
• 2:14:26
  My first question was hilarious. Now, some kink has been a topic recently
• 2:14:31
  is it more important for you to come during sex or your partner asking?
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  Because I know a few women that do not come from penetration alone, say
• 2:14:43
  one more time, is it more important for you to come with your partner?
• 2:14:46
  Too? Meaningly important? The politically correct answer, what's your opinion,
• 2:14:54
  elden, Oh, I mean you should, Yeah, they should, they
• 2:14:56
  should go. Both of us should busting that both? Yeah, both,
• 2:15:00
  if you're over here doing sex and both of us not busting nuts. And
• 2:15:03
  I'll say if she does, I definitely will pretty much. Man. Yeah,
• 2:15:09
  so that's how my brain works. I agree with that. My brain
• 2:15:15
  don't work that way well, because I can if she don't. But I
• 2:15:18
  make it my job to make sure that she does before I do. But
• 2:15:24
  I can. I'm not saying but I can do it whatever. But I'm
• 2:15:31
  away for you, exactly, waiting at the finish line. Come on,
• 2:15:37
  Hey, yeah you won, Yeah you did, but I did well,
• 2:15:43
  Sorry for you. Go grab the rose. Okay, mm hmmm mm hmmm.
• 2:15:58
  So I dived in the d MS twice on Insta from a guy and
• 2:16:01
  I haven't had a response yet, let alone exactly you don't like but it
• 2:16:07
  does say, but I have a private instat Should I leave him alone or
• 2:16:09
  not alone? But if you have a private Instagram, you you can't even
• 2:16:15
  see what you look like. Yeah, he don't even he has no idea
• 2:16:20
  what you look like. You're if he wanted to find out which looked like,
• 2:16:22
  he would have he would have Yeah, followed you and tried to figure
• 2:16:26
  it out. She's not making it too easy though. First, I hate
• 2:16:30
  I hate what people do. Not do not DM me with a private Instagram
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  trying to talk to me. I can't even see what you look like.
• 2:16:35
  Did they I'm saying I'm shallow? Did they read it? Though? Who
• 2:16:39
  knows this a scene? She wouldn't. She wouldn't even know because if she's
• 2:16:43
  private, No, it'll just come up in in his request. So they
• 2:16:48
  just sit there. He might not even see it because I got requests and
• 2:16:50
  I'm like, oh shoot, yeah, even if he did see it,
• 2:16:52
  it's still probably just sitting there. Stop trying talk to people. If your
• 2:16:58
  Instagram is private without like, they don't know what you look like. Stop
• 2:17:03
  doing a private Instagram now anyway, some people, some people do that.
• 2:17:09
  They got three bitches Anywayma said my instament. Never let me take that back.
• 2:17:13
  My main Instagram is private. Yeah, well I guess after you get
• 2:17:18
  hacked. Yeah, you need to protect yourself. What what is up?
• 2:17:22
  Q? Like like we gotta talk about something? Is that not a fire?
• 2:17:26
  Sure? But but he didn't have to bring it up. I was
• 2:17:28
  thinking it, but he was thinking it. You said it like he was
• 2:17:33
  thinking that. You said, have I not hugged you in a while?
• 2:17:35
  I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a hug after it. No, I don't
• 2:17:37
  want to know. No, I'm gonna give it to you. I don't
• 2:17:39
  want it. You're gonna take it. Whoa jeez? Okay, Oh well
• 2:17:50
  huh, don't touch it? And I'm a squeeze too, and say you
• 2:17:56
  noticed loving it? What are you squeezing the hug? M okay okay,
• 2:18:03
  Man said early yeah, what is that again? Just touch so well,
• 2:18:13
  imagine there's some foreskin involved, Yeah, interlinked Chinese? Exactly? What finger
• 2:18:22
  che with foreskin? Yes? Fucking what? So uncircumcised going to a circumcised
• 2:18:28
  and to pull the skin over? What the fun type of fun ship is
• 2:18:33
  that? Yeah? Bro, all right, that's all you know? Yeah,
• 2:18:37
  that's all I need. That's all. Yeah. Once you say all
• 2:18:39
  you know? Learning with NT s Jesus. Oh wait, did you want
• 2:18:45
  to read some of the book outs? I think it's your turn or is
• 2:18:46
  it Keenan's. I don't know. They say something I want, I'll I'll
• 2:18:54
  we rested the button, I'll do it wild of music, so yeah,
• 2:18:56
  do will the musics on damn button and then we'll just well, well Michael
• 2:19:01
  signed us out first. Okay, Yeah, I completely lost that last twenty
• 2:19:07
  minutes. I was gone probably to thirty. It's been a while study out
• 2:19:13
  of how you can drinking red bull red bulls and mind you he chugged one
• 2:19:20
  of them. Yeah, one he shot. They canceled each other out.
• 2:19:24
  It was just like, yeah, it's like a double negative. It's like
• 2:19:28
  you got even more sleepy double positive, though not for your bull. So
• 2:19:37
  yeah, all right, it's a positive. But you know, like math
• 2:19:46
  like double negative, not like actual double man. Yeah, go ahead,
• 2:19:54
  what's a negative? Negative one? What? That's what he's saying, Yeah,
• 2:20:00
  positive, saying it would be positive to keep you awake. That's they're
• 2:20:03
  saying. Negative. Never So when you get down to it, you didn't
• 2:20:11
  have to slurp it once you said all you know it is time to go.
• 2:20:18
  What's going on what's going on? What's going on? This man is
• 2:20:22
  tires. He is cooked? All right, guys, it's the podcast November
• 2:20:30
  twenty six. Uh, the tailgate, Tailgate. It's November twenty six.
• 2:20:37
  November twenty six is the tailgate, guys. You know, make sure you
• 2:20:43
  guys come through if you want to see us, you know, be ready
• 2:20:46
  for that. It's gonna we're gonna be just doing ship. I don't know
• 2:20:52
  the real one. That's all right. Then you said it earlier, friend
• 2:20:56
  again and the button. That's all we need. Man, listen, listen,
• 2:21:03
  to be serious. I had an epiphany. I didn't have anything.
• 2:21:09
  I'll just been in an asshole. All right, guys reading So I'm just
• 2:21:20
  picking up on a random page here because oh you're not going from the city.
• 2:21:24
  No, continue the story, all right there, that's pretty starting.
• 2:21:43
  I didn't even bother to put on real clothes. I don't neither. This
• 2:21:46
  early Saturday evening, I was already in my nice sexy black lunch or off
• 2:21:50
  Amazon. I knew this outfit was would mess up Markelle's young, gullible mind
• 2:21:54
  wants to open up this door too. People out the front door. People.
• 2:21:58
  I took a quick skin to make sure that it was my double dick
• 2:22:03
  appointment. It surely was. Hallelujah, baby, I was highly blessed in
• 2:22:07
  favor to have these two fine looking young mans come later. They're burning down
• 2:22:09
  on me. I quickly swung the front door open into my townhouse afternoon,
• 2:22:16
  I uttered, with a big ass smile stretch across my face. Childie should
• 2:22:18
  have seen how suddenly Markll and his other sexy ass man looked surprised. Guess
• 2:22:22
  they didn't think they'd opened the door, And guess they didn't think I opened
• 2:22:26
  the door already ready to get my fuck on this sexy ass nigga grass people
• 2:22:37
  falling. This sexy ass nigg gas clutched his mouth. Yo, damn,
• 2:22:43
  it's like that, Markelle smilingly exclaimed, rubbing his hard muscular hands together.
• 2:22:48
  He scammed me up and down, his eyes with glued to every square inch
• 2:22:50
  of my body. Yo, we fin attack the other sexy We fin attack
• 2:22:58
  other sexy young man. Choying. Then, as he too clutched his mouth
• 2:23:01
  with his right vest man, she old as fuck. All of a sudden,
• 2:23:07
  I can feel my blood boiling and looking angrily look of anger instantly grew
• 2:23:11
  on my face. I know they saw how mad I suddenly got old.
• 2:23:16
  Boy, your mammy is old. I ain't old. Mark Hal smacked his
• 2:23:18
  teeth and saying, man, chill the fuck out, will trust me,
• 2:23:20
  Miss Bernito on point Brah. The other young niggas shook his head. I
• 2:23:26
  don't know about this, though, ship. This is gonna be weird as
• 2:23:28
  fuck. Can we have this conversation on the inside at least, I said,
• 2:23:31
  y'all letting all my cool air out to be continued. All right,
• 2:23:37
  all right, thank you for that. Kwan Mills. Everybody poet LORI hit
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  Kwan Mills. She old. Fuck we find point. I'm getting invested in
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  line. It's getting good. I read a page your head because I was
• 2:23:58
  gonna read that. It's getting spicy. Yeah, Katy, you're gonna have
• 2:24:01
  You're in for doozy. When you read that I'm in for doozy, you
• 2:24:05
  turn next, buddy boy. Okay, well, thank you guy, God,
• 2:24:11
  it's bye.