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- 0:00Speaker 1: I'm a real y real celebrity joined the Breakfast Morning
- 0:07Speaker 1: everybody is DJ Envy Angela Yee Sharlo Mine the guy.
- 0:10Speaker 1: We all the Breakfast Club special guests with us this morning.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Mister John Weatherspoons, mister Weatherspoon, Hey, thank you for having me. Y'all.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Thank you cold, but I'm happy to be here. You
- 0:19Speaker 1: look good, man, seventy three years young, semi three. I'm
- 0:22Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna get go to buy one hundred and twenty.
- 0:26Speaker 1: You're gonna got around one twenty about four thirty in
- 0:29Speaker 1: the afternoon. You know, you guys interest me man, because
- 0:31Speaker 1: we had Larry King up here a couple of days ago,
- 0:33Speaker 1: and he's eighty one, eighty one, and it's just like
- 0:35Speaker 1: y'all just keep moving, y'all, just keep going. Eighty one.
- 0:38Speaker 1: His wife is like fifty five or something. That's a
- 0:40Speaker 1: good that's a good combination. Yeah, it's a good gal.
- 0:44Speaker 1: What keeps you going? Man? Um working and getting his paper.
- 0:50Speaker 1: I was a broken man when I was coming up.
- 0:51Speaker 1: See yeah, yeah, he'd have been broken a long can.
- 0:55Speaker 1: But but the fact he is that you never forget.
- 0:59Speaker 1: I was from a family eleven kids, right, Yeah, so
- 1:02Speaker 1: uh we either had a paper. So you know, now
- 1:04Speaker 1: that I'm making money, I'm doing fine. You know, you know,
- 1:08Speaker 1: keeps me working is uh. I used to go to
- 1:10Speaker 1: school like colders is right now. So I used to
- 1:12Speaker 1: wear two left boots school. My mother made me wear
- 1:14Speaker 1: the two left boots fifth grade. Hey, people say that,
- 1:16Speaker 1: how do you wear two left boots? You've got to,
- 1:18Speaker 1: you know, kick your ass out the house. That's how
- 1:21Speaker 1: you wear. But that's the right boot, the left foot,
- 1:24Speaker 1: the right foot. I don't know which you called the
- 1:25Speaker 1: boots with two left boots. Yeah, so, um, you never
- 1:28Speaker 1: forget that when you're growing up. And you grew up
- 1:30Speaker 1: in Saint Louis, Detroit, Detroit, Motor City. My brother used
- 1:34Speaker 1: to wearing at Motown. So I knew all the people.
- 1:36Speaker 1: I knew MYBN gating the temps, and I played basketball
- 1:39Speaker 1: with Attempts and I know Smokey today, I knew I
- 1:41Speaker 1: knew all those people in Detroit. Or were you cool?
- 1:43Speaker 1: You were cool with Bill Cosby Hunt. I met him once,
- 1:48Speaker 1: I think in passing. Really we want to airplane? I think?
- 1:52Speaker 1: And I met Bill cause but I didn't. We were
- 1:54Speaker 1: in the same uh arenas. They will never let me
- 1:58Speaker 1: in the Playboy Club, play mansion. I try to get
- 2:01Speaker 1: in the pay to get in. Let me, I've been
- 2:03Speaker 1: there at one time. When did you go in there? Yeah?
- 2:05Speaker 1: Yeah for a party. But um so, when you see
- 2:08Speaker 1: everything that's happening with him, and you know he's had
- 2:10Speaker 1: a long, illustrious career towards the end of his career,
- 2:13Speaker 1: his name is just miss mud. Yeah, what do you
- 2:16Speaker 1: what do you have to say about something like that
- 2:17Speaker 1: and those allegations, Well, he must have handsome misunderstanding with
- 2:22Speaker 1: a lot of women, because they don't They didn't particularly
- 2:27Speaker 1: like what he did to him. But he didn't have
- 2:29Speaker 1: to do this. You get the paper a club. Women
- 2:31Speaker 1: aren't run around naked right there. So why are you
- 2:33Speaker 1: giving somebody they say you gave them appeal or some
- 2:38Speaker 1: some liquid. You don't need to do that. That's a fetiship.
- 2:41Speaker 1: You've got a different kind of thing going. How do
- 2:43Speaker 1: you avoid being accused of things happening? You know? Did
- 2:47Speaker 1: you ever? Were you ever in a situation? When were
- 2:50Speaker 1: you ever in a situation where you didn't do something
- 2:51Speaker 1: but somebody accused you of No? Never, No, it ain't
- 2:54Speaker 1: happened yet. You're too late in the game. But I
- 2:59Speaker 1: got too much game. Now, Oh no, I never had
- 3:03Speaker 1: that happened to me. But Bill shouldn't. I don't understand
- 3:07Speaker 1: what he's doing in a situation like this. I think
- 3:09Speaker 1: some people have fetishes though, Like maybe for some people
- 3:11Speaker 1: that's what turns them mind, Like he got too much game.
- 3:14Speaker 1: If they said I gave him some pills or anything
- 3:17Speaker 1: woman will get for me, it is I high blood pressure,
- 3:18Speaker 1: peel some chlestol medicine and her blad. I might be
- 3:23Speaker 1: okay because I take them bad appeals to So no, no,
- 3:27Speaker 1: I ain't never been a game like that. You gotta
- 3:29Speaker 1: be careful, though, you gotta be careful. Yeah, well you're
- 3:31Speaker 1: really in the civil rights movement, you told you, Okay,
- 3:34Speaker 1: But we walked down Whatevernue once and I used to
- 3:38Speaker 1: cursh out the TV hill out. Yeah, but uh yeah,
- 3:41Speaker 1: but I was back in the civil rights movement. Yeah,
- 3:42Speaker 1: I did all that when I was coming up, man,
- 3:45Speaker 1: you know, and Martin Luther King was there. Yeah, but
- 3:48Speaker 1: we didn't march as much as they did in the house. Well,
- 3:51Speaker 1: you know, everybody Detroit nineteen sixty something, like players pimps. Yeah,
- 3:55Speaker 1: they walked ahead the catalacs and the hand comped y'all
- 3:57Speaker 1: drove down the blay Joel with with the woman sitting
- 3:59Speaker 1: there with the red talking about we shall overcome. Yeah,
- 4:05Speaker 1: you still got a light little cart going. No, just actually,
- 4:08Speaker 1: when you die, your head it's straightened out on yourself. Okay,
- 4:10Speaker 1: that's all that is. When his dad come out to
- 4:14Speaker 1: head my head gonna chap. What's your relationship with Eddie Murphy,
- 4:17Speaker 1: he says, A good friend. Yeah, I'm real good friend
- 4:19Speaker 1: and worked with him. He called me for jobs and
- 4:21Speaker 1: I didn't even know him. Gonna get said, I want
- 4:23Speaker 1: spoon to do that. That's really cool. Well, Richard probably
- 4:26Speaker 1: used to do the same thing when I knew Richard.
- 4:29Speaker 1: But Eddie we worked on a vampire and Brooklyn together.
- 4:32Speaker 1: We a lot to get. You're talking about somebody funny
- 4:34Speaker 1: when the cameras are off, that's when Eddie real funny.
- 4:38Speaker 1: You know a lot you saw. Did you see him
- 4:39Speaker 1: out the other night the forty fanniversary? Yeah, I didn't
- 4:41Speaker 1: see that. But but the fact that that part didn't
- 4:43Speaker 1: talk about build called me. That wasn't nothing anyway, Yeah,
- 4:46Speaker 1: it was nothing. Eddie got enough money, so I don't
- 4:48Speaker 1: want to do crap like that. Another comedian was telling
- 4:51Speaker 1: me all. Eddie Murphy was scared. I'm like Eddie Murphy.
- 4:54Speaker 1: He got so much money he went to he went
- 4:57Speaker 1: to smashing in the face. I'm gonna go with it,
- 4:58Speaker 1: but I ain't gonna do nothing. That's all that was.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Do you do it, dude? You get a lot of
- 5:02Speaker 1: that too, because I feel like people like Eddie don't
- 5:04Speaker 1: get appreciated by the institutions that they helped establish. With me,
- 5:09Speaker 1: I don't give a damn. I don't people appreciate me,
- 5:12Speaker 1: but I don't give it day appreciate me or not.
- 5:14Speaker 1: I got some money. Now, I have all the movies
- 5:19Speaker 1: that you've been in. What do you think there is
- 5:20Speaker 1: a part two? A sequel everyone that you've been in?
- 5:23Speaker 1: What would you love to see a part two of it?
- 5:25Speaker 1: But you know, I don't know. You know, Friday, they
- 5:28Speaker 1: need to do another one of those. That's what I
- 5:29Speaker 1: think I make. I make a lot of money on
- 5:31Speaker 1: that one, the original Cash. We gotta be crazy. Everybody
- 5:35Speaker 1: got to come back. Chris King is not coming back.
- 5:38Speaker 1: He got saved, and that's what I'm told. And he
- 5:41Speaker 1: got his U income tax stuff taking care of now
- 5:43Speaker 1: with the government, so now he's fine, right, But me
- 5:47Speaker 1: thinking about my little world. Yeah, I like to have
- 5:50Speaker 1: another Fourth Friday. Already the third Friday they paid a
- 5:53Speaker 1: lot of money, so they knew they got to give
- 5:55Speaker 1: your more money on the fourth front. M So that's
- 5:58Speaker 1: the one. I think I ready to come back. And
- 5:59Speaker 1: also I love the vampan Brooklyn. That was a good movie.
- 6:01Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun. Oh yeah, it'd be funny.
- 6:04Speaker 1: And it ended like it was gonna be a sequel
- 6:05Speaker 1: because hardest we've been. He was the he was a
- 6:10Speaker 1: vampire now yeah, and that was a lemousine driver. Um,
- 6:14Speaker 1: but never did they never nobody picked it up. Yeah,
- 6:17Speaker 1: and you could disappoint him because I'm thinking myself, boy,
- 6:19Speaker 1: it's him. They're gonna do a sequel on this called
- 6:21Speaker 1: anything like it's gonna be a sequel. He said, you
- 6:23Speaker 1: worked with Robin Williams too on this when you used
- 6:25Speaker 1: to work with Richard Pryor. Yeah, Robin had just come
- 6:27Speaker 1: in town. We were all day players. We only got
- 6:30Speaker 1: about five hundred dollars a week. And Robin had a
- 6:33Speaker 1: little young dude. He was real scared. He's and they
- 6:35Speaker 1: made him an extra. He was an extra in the movies.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Richard Prye would would say, I won't spoon to be
- 6:40Speaker 1: in this scene. Let's spoon do this. Let's spoon do this. Robin.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Let him stand in the corner. But you know he
- 6:45Speaker 1: give Robin spots. So Robin was the lawyer when I
- 6:48Speaker 1: was charged with raping a white woman. Remember that he
- 6:50Speaker 1: was our lawyer. And let him at lib. We both
- 6:52Speaker 1: at lib. And it's a funny scene. You got charge
- 6:54Speaker 1: of raping a white woman. No, I did you ever
- 7:04Speaker 1: get accused or something? No, no, no, I never. I't
- 7:06Speaker 1: got a job ripping no white Did you appreciate Robert
- 7:10Speaker 1: Robin was a cofine was drugs there he went, a
- 7:12Speaker 1: coke fine or drug dealer. He loved cocaine, and one
- 7:16Speaker 1: time he saved me. You know, I was you know,
- 7:19Speaker 1: I would hit everybody coke. But one time I bought
- 7:21Speaker 1: a Grandma cocaine in my own and I had had
- 7:24Speaker 1: no idea how much you get you, I know, you
- 7:25Speaker 1: get that little power for one hundred dollars. I was shocked,
- 7:30Speaker 1: and so I'm hitting my little cokea I had a
- 7:31Speaker 1: little spoon around my neck in the back of the
- 7:33Speaker 1: communist store, and so Robin come in there and I'm hit.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Didn't joke yeah, man, and Robin came to they want
- 7:40Speaker 1: to hit my coke. He I get in the cope. Yeah,
- 7:41Speaker 1: Rob here I getting the spoon off my neck. He
- 7:44Speaker 1: went into my little vowel with a little brown violin,
- 7:46Speaker 1: hit that coke and turning to the side and fip
- 7:48Speaker 1: some coke and yeah, damn, Robin, idn't know you hoover
- 7:55Speaker 1: back and clean the company coach was regular back then, though, Yeah,
- 8:00Speaker 1: like well you know, well, you know what when Richard
- 8:01Speaker 1: Pride come on stage, the cope man would have somebody's
- 8:05Speaker 1: at the door to give Richard, give his bodyguards and stuff,
- 8:08Speaker 1: cope to give it to Richard. Um, if you like it,
- 8:10Speaker 1: I got you can buy more. That's what they do.
- 8:12Speaker 1: They give you a lot of They wouldn't give it
- 8:13Speaker 1: to me, but they give it the Richard. But Richard
- 8:15Speaker 1: probably his biopic. Had they asked you just for some consulting,
- 8:18Speaker 1: like maybe some good stories. Well I knew, well, you
- 8:23Speaker 1: know what happened in the comedy store back then. I
- 8:25Speaker 1: was there MC, the host of the show, and Richard
- 8:30Speaker 1: would come in. I didn't know he's in the room.
- 8:32Speaker 1: He'd be sitting in the back and he would say
- 8:35Speaker 1: I would come Richard, how are you doing? Man? What
- 8:37Speaker 1: are you doing here? You gotta come back see how
- 8:38Speaker 1: you're doing Spoon. You know, but I know he want
- 8:40Speaker 1: to go on stage, but I need to coach him in.
- 8:42Speaker 1: They're going on stage, right. He would never come there
- 8:44Speaker 1: and say I want to go on stage. So, um,
- 8:47Speaker 1: I do something, I said, Richard, want to drink and
- 8:48Speaker 1: get your drinking. Yeah, it's gonna get me into there.
- 8:50Speaker 1: So I know to give him. I give him a drink.
- 8:52Speaker 1: Now I leave and come back again. So I said, Richard,
- 8:54Speaker 1: so you okame in everything. I won't gonna stay. He said, no, no, no, no,
- 8:57Speaker 1: I just come see how you're doing Spoon. So I
- 8:59Speaker 1: walk away again and then uh, third times we just
- 9:02Speaker 1: go up on stage and that everybody know that you
- 9:04Speaker 1: we get big stars coming to the Comedy Store. He's okay.
- 9:07Speaker 1: So when I go up there and say, he said,
- 9:09Speaker 1: what am I going? I see it going. Next, I
- 9:10Speaker 1: put him on He stepped the hour in the half. Yeah.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Then you have his secretary camm me next day and
- 9:15Speaker 1: say tell Spoon, thank you for putting me on stage.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Was getting me on stage? Wow? He was that. He
- 9:21Speaker 1: was that kind of cool on the Comedy Store Mitchy Shore.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Sammy Shore's wife, she took it from him when they
- 9:27Speaker 1: got a divorce, and uh, Pauly Shore's mama. You know,
- 9:33Speaker 1: it was all kind of legal issues with that. Yeah,
- 9:37Speaker 1: that's between the two brothers. Yeah, and his sister because
- 9:40Speaker 1: Mitchie is so feeble now and I don't think you
- 9:41Speaker 1: know her name. Do you still go to places like that?
- 9:45Speaker 1: Just pop up yourself and oh no, I haven't done
- 9:47Speaker 1: it in twenty some years. I had the son and
- 9:49Speaker 1: go to the comedy store. Now laugh. You don't work
- 9:52Speaker 1: out no more. You just do some great shows. If
- 9:55Speaker 1: I want to try something new, I tried on on
- 9:57Speaker 1: the stage and where I'm working. That's never go to
- 10:00Speaker 1: the comment store and try out when I do David Ledimature,
- 10:02Speaker 1: I used to be so nervous all that stuff. Man,
- 10:05Speaker 1: seven minutes, I do that stuff. I go on to
- 10:07Speaker 1: show work at work. But he's my friend, so we
- 10:10Speaker 1: uh you know, he had asked me different questions. That's
- 10:12Speaker 1: not even on the list. So that makes it funny. See,
- 10:15Speaker 1: we can be ourselves. But you're the old ge now,
- 10:17Speaker 1: so that like you're too old to get booed anybody
- 10:19Speaker 1: gonna do you know, I'm gonna all at me. Yeah,
- 10:23Speaker 1: you know, I was in a constitution. Oh, I didn't
- 10:25Speaker 1: know what the dude said, way back to forty two
- 10:28Speaker 1: hundred people somebody back there. You can't talk about back
- 10:31Speaker 1: there and acknowledge it. But then he stopped. Tobody Brown
- 10:35Speaker 1: probably told him, shut there, shut up. Do you get
- 10:37Speaker 1: mad at you know, some of your old stuff like
- 10:39Speaker 1: bank bank, bank, bank, you know, or you know, thirty
- 10:42Speaker 1: forty fifty minutes in the bathroom, like, oh yeah, do
- 10:44Speaker 1: you get mad at that? Because when you're what I
- 10:45Speaker 1: was going to introduce you, I almost said, and now
- 10:47Speaker 1: we had the bank, you know, because no, did you
- 10:49Speaker 1: get mad at no? Hell no? No. That made me.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I can't believe somebody don't want about to say, like dynamite.
- 10:56Speaker 1: What's his name, Jimmy Walker didn't want people say dynamite.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Oh no, that's what me living where I'm living for
- 11:03Speaker 1: that ad lib? Was that written in the script. It
- 11:06Speaker 1: was a boomerang because the whole scene in Boomerang was
- 11:11Speaker 1: ad lib. There was no script. Richard Pryde, I was
- 11:14Speaker 1: in LA. I mean Eddie Murphy said he wants Spoon
- 11:18Speaker 1: to play David Allen Grill's daddy in boomerang, and and
- 11:23Speaker 1: so a pairmount. They were over budgeted already on the boomerang.
- 11:25Speaker 1: You know what, I said, My scene won't even had
- 11:27Speaker 1: nothing to do with the movie. It's just me coming
- 11:29Speaker 1: and visit my son. They said they don't want um Spoon,
- 11:33Speaker 1: whoever he is, to do play this new scene. And
- 11:36Speaker 1: they told Reginald Hutland, we don't want anybody who was
- 11:39Speaker 1: just spooning anyway. And Richard and Eddie said, I want
- 11:42Speaker 1: Spoon to play the part. We're not gonna finish the
- 11:43Speaker 1: movie until you do it. They flew me all away
- 11:45Speaker 1: from LA to New York, and I picked all them
- 11:49Speaker 1: clothes I put on. I picked all that out and
- 11:52Speaker 1: I wrote it. I went in my little dressing room
- 11:53Speaker 1: and wrote my little stuff down what I'm gonna say, So,
- 11:55Speaker 1: I said, all you gonna do is ask me when
- 11:57Speaker 1: I walk in and do how do I pick my clothes?
- 11:59Speaker 1: So first first wim me shot the scene. Mark Lawrence
- 12:02Speaker 1: was the one open the door. Richard saw, Eddie saw
- 12:05Speaker 1: so much how much last week begaining. He told Martin
- 12:08Speaker 1: to keep walking to his seat. I'm gonna do the
- 12:10Speaker 1: scene with Spoon. They're amazing. So he and I did it.
- 12:14Speaker 1: We had Sindbad on him, and Sindbad said that Hollywood
- 12:16Speaker 1: never liked Bill Cosby, So I wondered, You know, you've
- 12:18Speaker 1: been in the game a long time. Did you ever
- 12:20Speaker 1: get any backlash from Hollywood just being black? Just for
- 12:23Speaker 1: you being black? Oh? Really? You know, I don't know
- 12:27Speaker 1: why Hollywood didn't like made tons of tons of money,
- 12:31Speaker 1: tons of money out of it. Bill Collpley made out
- 12:33Speaker 1: like he didn't made it. Maybe didn't like Hollywood. Hollywood
- 12:36Speaker 1: love Bill Callsby, Brendan try to call, gave him the
- 12:39Speaker 1: job he used to be the president of Paramount. He's
- 12:42Speaker 1: the one that hooked Bill Callsby up. Bill Cosmick can't
- 12:45Speaker 1: say nothing or whatever had been in his misunderstanding with
- 12:48Speaker 1: them ladies. It's his fault. I don't know he should
- 12:51Speaker 1: have put a mask on. But about the way as brothers,
- 12:55Speaker 1: you still cool? Oh yeah, man, they made me. They
- 12:58Speaker 1: got me the best job. I had a regular check
- 13:00Speaker 1: coming in every week. That check was there. Oh, y'all
- 13:04Speaker 1: should have seen that money. But I never had a
- 13:08Speaker 1: series before. Yeah, you gotta really had them serious. You
- 13:10Speaker 1: know you're doing the series. We did a hundred shows
- 13:13Speaker 1: five years. That check bum bum Bang Bang bang bang
- 13:18Speaker 1: series is better money than its regular money, But is
- 13:21Speaker 1: it better money than a movie. We'll see the thing about.
- 13:24Speaker 1: If you're working on ABC, NBC, Box Network, ABC network, CBA, yeah,
- 13:31Speaker 1: network television, you're gonna get the big bucks. I'm working
- 13:34Speaker 1: on on cable, and that's not the same money you
- 13:38Speaker 1: get on regular TV, you know. But we were getting up,
- 13:40Speaker 1: Like when I was on Tracy Morganshaw made a lot
- 13:42Speaker 1: of money because Carci warn The money about were the
- 13:45Speaker 1: producers and they produced big time stuff, right and what's
- 13:48Speaker 1: the name from satanay Lad was wanted the producers. The
- 13:51Speaker 1: head of st Michael Michaels wanted to producers. Um, so
- 13:54Speaker 1: you get a lot of money on those, but cable
- 13:56Speaker 1: you don't get this. You don't get the same money.
- 13:58Speaker 1: So you said, the Boondocks and Black Jesus gonna pay
- 14:00Speaker 1: you well, which not as much as I need I deserved.
- 14:05Speaker 1: No boon Knocks is gone. That's cancer. I know. The
- 14:08Speaker 1: last season was so bad. Yeah, well because Amma Gruder
- 14:12Speaker 1: did not write those scripts. He got tired and they
- 14:14Speaker 1: fired him. So they got somebody else. They trying to
- 14:16Speaker 1: get somebody to to imitate my voice. We didn't want
- 14:20Speaker 1: to do it if Amma Gruder wasn't around. So they're
- 14:22Speaker 1: gonna try to get somebody. Did the whole casting thing
- 14:25Speaker 1: to see who can talk like Granddaddy, that wasn't you
- 14:27Speaker 1: last season? Yeah? That was me? But they couldn't find anybody. Yeah,
- 14:31Speaker 1: so that means we really tried him double, We really had.
- 14:34Speaker 1: I tried them to end boy. Then they had to
- 14:35Speaker 1: pay me a whole season. I ain't nuther one word.
- 14:38Speaker 1: They paid me a whole season. Wow? Who that money
- 14:41Speaker 1: looked good you seeing that check? Yeah? Man, you know
- 14:44Speaker 1: that that that bucked me because I was such a
- 14:45Speaker 1: big fan of the Boon Doctor and I'm like, how
- 14:47Speaker 1: can they take something that Aaron and just say you're
- 14:50Speaker 1: not You're not part of it? Him? That's cold because
- 14:52Speaker 1: he sold his rights to television. He sold his rights
- 14:55Speaker 1: to TV to never said your stuff until they give
- 14:57Speaker 1: you twenty million dollars. Wo. He sold his rights and
- 15:01Speaker 1: he can do a movie. But he's doing other stuff now. Yeah,
- 15:04Speaker 1: like Black he's doing Black Jess. That's gonna be a
- 15:06Speaker 1: big head. You wait to this next season back, there's
- 15:08Speaker 1: gonna be a gonna be a bigger They did the
- 15:10Speaker 1: Little show here look easy show ten episode to see
- 15:13Speaker 1: if anybody liked it, and it went over big time.
- 15:17Speaker 1: And now this this new season coming, they say it's
- 15:19Speaker 1: gonna they rode a lot of new stuff and it's
- 15:21Speaker 1: gonna be two cold. You play a homeless person? Or
- 15:24Speaker 1: how the how did you prepared for that role? Did
- 15:26Speaker 1: you go slip on the street every nothing? No, I
- 15:30Speaker 1: used to two left boots. I know a boy, so
- 15:36Speaker 1: um no. You know what happened was they didn't know
- 15:39Speaker 1: that I want to take the role. They said, just
- 15:40Speaker 1: do the little scene up front in the first one.
- 15:42Speaker 1: So I looked at the scene and they gave me
- 15:44Speaker 1: all the scripts for the whole season to read and
- 15:47Speaker 1: see what I like about. So I add them out
- 15:49Speaker 1: of the lines of this one. I sa, this might
- 15:51Speaker 1: be a good little role for me to play the
- 15:53Speaker 1: homeless man. So I didn't. They loved it, so they
- 15:56Speaker 1: we negotiate it and I got and I'm one of
- 16:00Speaker 1: the most favorite characters in the Black Jesus and I
- 16:04Speaker 1: live in I live in a cardboard box. And I
- 16:06Speaker 1: don't wash up when I go to the show. I
- 16:08Speaker 1: don't call my half, I don't brush my teeth. I
- 16:13Speaker 1: go over there. I'm telling you. It's funniest role. I
- 16:15Speaker 1: have a lot of fun doing it, and Court would
- 16:17Speaker 1: tell you we have such a good time. That don't
- 16:18Speaker 1: take you to a bad place though, because you said
- 16:20Speaker 1: you grew up poor like you know you like. I
- 16:22Speaker 1: can't wait to get out these homes clothes. Matter of fact,
- 16:25Speaker 1: the clothes I'm using on this show the same clothes
- 16:28Speaker 1: I wore on Hollywood Shuffle and I played the home
- 16:32Speaker 1: say the whole outfit. You wouldn't believe it. Eighteen years ago.
- 16:36Speaker 1: I saved the outfit in the bag and put it
- 16:38Speaker 1: in my clothes in my garage and I found the
- 16:42Speaker 1: found the clothes, Wow, And I gave it to the
- 16:45Speaker 1: Waters department. They did four or five copies of the
- 16:47Speaker 1: same clothes and gave me my old outfits back, same clothes.
- 16:50Speaker 1: I will you look at Hollywood Shuffle when I'm sitting
- 16:52Speaker 1: on the ground eating the whole cakes and they didn't sell. Yeah,
- 16:56Speaker 1: that's the same house. Wow. But you're gonna be for
- 17:00Speaker 1: them in this weekend, Yeah, he'll Yeah, I know where
- 17:05Speaker 1: I'm being, you know, comedy comedy club. It's the time,
- 17:12Speaker 1: the times, Yeah, eight thirty tonight and ten three. I'm
- 17:16Speaker 1: just joking. I knew it was got Um eight and
- 17:19Speaker 1: tomorrow Saturday and one show Sunday at eight. Okay when
- 17:23Speaker 1: a candemy waters on Sunday, I don't care about candy water.
- 17:27Speaker 1: I never didn't watch that crap that they make all
- 17:29Speaker 1: the money. They got all the big breasts in Apprentic,
- 17:32Speaker 1: they got all the cars, all the house. Then they
- 17:34Speaker 1: give themselves trophies. The hell with them? Eight to ten Friday,
- 17:38Speaker 1: eight ten Saturday, and eight on Sunday. Check out John Witherspoon,
- 17:42Speaker 1: Black back Back, Black Bank bab Man. I have a
- 17:44Speaker 1: cooking shot on YouTube called cooking for Poor People. Looking
- 17:46Speaker 1: for people, got to start. It's gonna be a lot
- 17:49Speaker 1: of parking on that. No, you know, puking chicken. Okay, chicken,
- 17:52Speaker 1: and he's goned cooking for poor people because when you're hungry,
- 17:55Speaker 1: everything tastes good. It was a good recipe. It was
- 17:57Speaker 1: a good quick what you want? Huh? Chicken? I like
- 18:03Speaker 1: and I like chicken. You should eat a chicken rosemary
- 18:07Speaker 1: chicken with the pestal pasta. That don't sound like for
- 18:09Speaker 1: something poor people? No, you ain't got him buster. You
- 18:12Speaker 1: go in the yard and get you some pesto. Let
- 18:14Speaker 1: me and some up um, whatever, and you get the chicken,
- 18:19Speaker 1: you cook it in the pan, okay, and make some
- 18:20Speaker 1: pasta with some pesto sauce. Ontime got you, Yeah, but
- 18:24Speaker 1: you get rosemary, Rosemary. I got rosemary in my garden,
- 18:28Speaker 1: cooking for poor people because when you're hungry, everything tastes good.
- 18:32Speaker 1: But I do a lot of funny stuff. My stuff
- 18:34Speaker 1: is funny. It ain't like I'm just cooking that serious. Yeah, oh,
- 18:37Speaker 1: I'm I'm talking about everything in the world. I'm doing
- 18:40Speaker 1: the isis and doing about the ices people in it
- 18:43Speaker 1: and jumping. I call it ears ears, and I ain't
- 18:46Speaker 1: ain't mess with it. I had to make funny about ices.
- 18:48Speaker 1: What do you think about older men dating younger women
- 18:50Speaker 1: like a twenty five ye old day and seventeen year
- 18:52Speaker 1: old twenty five year old making seventeen that ain't old.
- 18:56Speaker 1: It ain't no heck no seven. To make it eighteen
- 19:01Speaker 1: in case something go down, you're gonna cover yourself. She's legal, Yeah,
- 19:06Speaker 1: but make it eighteen. You can't in chefteen because you
- 19:08Speaker 1: know you don't want to be on TV and and
- 19:11Speaker 1: handcuffed and everything shirt with T shirt to cross your
- 19:14Speaker 1: shoulders twenty five and eighteen bang bang bang bang bang
- 19:21Speaker 1: bang bang bang. I wish I can getting me up.
- 19:24Speaker 1: I get it. I take a thirty five year old woman.
- 19:27Speaker 1: You're still here. It's still fin got groupies. But I
- 19:29Speaker 1: have a wife. Oh but but a Roman thirty five
- 19:32Speaker 1: yeard woman. They're fine. You still bang bang a young
- 19:35Speaker 1: girl every nowthing. No, that's not too old. I mean
- 19:39Speaker 1: I look at the girl, little girls and huger. I
- 19:40Speaker 1: might hug him a little too long. That might be
- 19:43Speaker 1: a little molest than there. But no, I don't do
- 19:49Speaker 1: a messing. I count my money. I'm telling you have
- 19:51Speaker 1: no idea how how happy I am to be counting
- 19:54Speaker 1: my money. Oh, I know you got it all them
- 19:56Speaker 1: because all the stuff you've done. I'm sure you've just
- 19:58Speaker 1: been saving your check the bl plus, I bought property.
- 20:01Speaker 1: I got about eight homes there. I had a probably
- 20:04Speaker 1: building Beverly Hills, and I'm out the water and grass,
- 20:06Speaker 1: and they called the police on me. No, they did
- 20:10Speaker 1: not really call the police. Yeah, some old lady said,
- 20:12Speaker 1: some black man I hit water in the grass. He
- 20:13Speaker 1: might be vendor. Sorry, mister Witherspoon, I'll be so mad.
- 20:19Speaker 1: If you was Mexican, they wouldn't have called the water
- 20:23Speaker 1: the grass. Okay, let him go, all right, But you
- 20:29Speaker 1: gotta make yourself because you work hard. You're supposed to
- 20:32Speaker 1: enjoy yourself when you when you work that hard, enjoy yourself.
- 20:36Speaker 1: You drive like you drive an old school catalac or something. No, No,
- 20:40Speaker 1: I have a I have about eight cars. Wow, old
- 20:43Speaker 1: cars like what. I have a nineteen sixty four Morgan.
- 20:46Speaker 1: It's an English car, I know, with the round with
- 20:48Speaker 1: the overlights, over lights. Yeah, and I have a nineteen
- 20:51Speaker 1: sixty four Triumph t R four. You know what that
- 20:54Speaker 1: looked like? Okay, I have a nineteen fifty five Bentley.
- 20:59Speaker 1: I have a nineteen eighty four Rose Royce. And I
- 21:02Speaker 1: have a nineteen ninety five range Rover. I have a
- 21:06Speaker 1: nineteen two thousand and four Range Rover. But but I
- 21:09Speaker 1: love cars. Yeah, seven two Mercedes, nothing new, enohing new
- 21:12Speaker 1: because I know them old one. Sometimes you gotta you
- 21:14Speaker 1: gotta a lot of work with them old cars. And
- 21:17Speaker 1: you're buying when they're all pristine. You don't buy them
- 21:20Speaker 1: like you know, with no tire zone around June. But
- 21:26Speaker 1: we appreciate you joining us. Man John Witherspoon is the
- 21:30Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. Good morning, you boy,