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The World's Most Travelled Box of Crap · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: The world's most traveled box of crap. It's one more
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  Speaker 1: thing I'm strong and geddy thing before I get to
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  Speaker 1: that smells like a male goat around here somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's probably my goat.
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  Speaker 1: I keep getting a whiff of male goat and I
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  Speaker 1: was out at the farm yesterday and I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I got it on my boots that I'm wearing, or
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  Speaker 1: my jacket or something. Do you know why male goats
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  Speaker 1: smell the way they do, Katie, I've talked about this
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  Speaker 1: before as a guy has had many many goats on
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  Speaker 1: his farm. I don't so to attract the ladies. They
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  Speaker 1: wear a ladies, they wear a cologne. The cologne that
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  Speaker 1: they choose to wear is the scent of their own urine.
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  Speaker 2: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: And the way they make them smell that way is
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  Speaker 1: they stick their head down between their legs and urinate
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  Speaker 1: on their face.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, for the guys listening, don't bother if
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  Speaker 3: I already tried it, And the answer is no.
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  Speaker 1: They put their head down between their legs and urinate
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  Speaker 1: on their face. And they do that like every day,
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  Speaker 1: all day, and then they're which the ladies go oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then they're out in the hot sun, and it
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  Speaker 1: is and it's its own particular kind of smell that
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  Speaker 1: is just horrific. And if you get it on anything,
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  Speaker 1: you can't wash it off. You almost have to throw
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  Speaker 1: away your clothes. I mean, it's it's really quite amazing.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm guessing goats don't really properly hydrate. They don't
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  Speaker 3: have the big dumb cup that they carry around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm drinking sixty four ounces of water every day, so
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  Speaker 3: I'll bet their their urine is particularly pungent.
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  Speaker 1: The interesting thing is that the uh, having watched many
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  Speaker 1: goats mate lie in my backyard at night, some people
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  Speaker 1: people watch Jack Yeah, got goot fornication dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's a subscriber.
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  Speaker 1: The female goat doesn't appear to have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: say and when and wear and how? Come on, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you could really meet to a male male goat because
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  Speaker 1: there's there's not a lot of romance, there's not a
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  Speaker 1: lot of flirting, and then there is no say of when,
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  Speaker 1: wear how.
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  Speaker 3: The pillow talk is negligible. On the other hand, the
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  Speaker 3: lady goat said, hey, that guy really stinks a year
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  Speaker 3: and I gotta go check this out.
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  Speaker 1: So although that's in the that's when they're like loose
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  Speaker 1: in a pen and it happens, so you know, and
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  Speaker 1: they're they're in heat, so they're interested. But still it
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  Speaker 1: seems very aggressive. It's light BDSM at the most and
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  Speaker 1: at the least I would say you're.
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  Speaker 2: Looking at you thinking what are you doing? But there
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  Speaker 2: is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: There is something that people do regularly called stump bread
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  Speaker 1: where you tie them to a post and then you
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  Speaker 1: let the male goat in there and then they have
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  Speaker 1: really no choice. Oh that sounds awful some people because
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  Speaker 1: they don't want to be I mean, this is an
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  Speaker 1: actual thing that happens.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, hang on, hang on, I'm checking my Bengo
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  Speaker 3: card to see if I had goat rape on it.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I don't not seeing this turn on the
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  Speaker 1: map jack. People actually do this where they will those
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  Speaker 1: they don't want to get near the stinky male goat
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  Speaker 1: or deal with it either, but so they'll tie up
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  Speaker 1: their female goat to a post like out by the
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  Speaker 1: road and say, you know, bring your bring your male
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  Speaker 1: goat by. Those people should not have goats. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why. I know it sounds awful, doesn't it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it sounds really really awful.
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  Speaker 3: So the people bring the male goat by the buck
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  Speaker 3: goat or the stud goat or buck buck, do they
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  Speaker 3: get like a goatlet out of it a kid?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You or you just get paid if you have a
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  Speaker 1: like papered fancy goat that has won prizes or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. And the world of procreation in the animal world,
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  Speaker 1: it's not pleasant anyway. It didn't mean it didn't mean
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  Speaker 1: to get off on that tangent. I was just thinking
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  Speaker 1: about it smells like something smells like a male goat
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  Speaker 1: around here, and you meant to go all the way
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  Speaker 1: and it's probably me. What I opened with is the
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  Speaker 1: world's best traveled box at crap. So I was the
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  Speaker 1: reason I was out at the farm yesterday is I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm going through boxes and getting the last of my
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  Speaker 1: stuff out of where I used to live before I
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  Speaker 1: got divorced. And I'm sure you're this way too, Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I have moved many, many times since I left my parents'
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  Speaker 1: house at age eighteen, and I've got stuff in boxes.
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  Speaker 1: I think I had a box yesterday that I opened
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  Speaker 1: up that had not been opened since I left left
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  Speaker 1: at eighteen, and I was trying to count how many
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  Speaker 1: different places that must have gone. And it's like twenty
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  Speaker 1: five thirty different homes that I moved that box around,
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  Speaker 1: and obviously I would have never known if it ceased
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  Speaker 1: to exist.
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  Speaker 3: Right right, or it's like a time capsule you buried,
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  Speaker 3: but he didn't bury it.
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  Speaker 2: You just card it from place to place.
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  Speaker 1: My biggest question is why why are you doing this?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you carrying this box around from apartment to apartment,
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  Speaker 1: to a girlfriend's apartment, to a different house, to a
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  Speaker 1: different state, and then and back again. MoMA, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Why do some of us do this? Some
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  Speaker 1: of you don't. Some of you are better at this,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not. Did you open it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And it was a box of crap.
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  Speaker 2: Mostly.
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  Speaker 1: He's a bunch of old Mad magazines, which my son,
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  Speaker 1: my son just really recently got into Mad magazines, and
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  Speaker 1: so I've got all my Mad magazines from the seventies
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  Speaker 1: for him, and he was reading them and in really
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  Speaker 1: enjoying that because they're, you know, something I read when
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  Speaker 1: I was his own.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, parodies of movies he's never heard of.
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  Speaker 1: I found my forgotten I even had my old turntable
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  Speaker 1: from high school that I bought with my own money.
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  Speaker 1: I had a really good Sony turntable. I saved up
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  Speaker 1: my lawnmowing money. I think it was like two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty bucks and whatever year that was late seventies,
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  Speaker 1: so it must have been like a thousand dollars turntable
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  Speaker 1: now anyway, and it's I cleaned it all up, had
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  Speaker 1: some mice droppings and stuff on it as it's been,
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  Speaker 1: but it's been. It hasn't been used for at least
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  Speaker 1: forty five years probably. Anyway, I was wondering who I
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  Speaker 1: plugged it in, plugged it in, lit up, turned everything works.
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  Speaker 1: All I got to do is get a new needle for it,
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  Speaker 1: so I get to use my high school turntable. I
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  Speaker 1: guess to try to play music.
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  Speaker 2: That's so cool. Can you still get a needle or
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  Speaker 2: a cartridge?
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  Speaker 1: There's a store needle, Yeah, there's a store in my
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  Speaker 1: town anyway that sells O still.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool because.
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  Speaker 1: Turntables have made a bit of a comeback. Yes, Michael,
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  Speaker 1: you can get Vinyl.
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  Speaker 2: Vinyl's making a comeback.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I noticed. And the target, the big display
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  Speaker 1: inside the target, instead of being trans person's swimwear, was
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  Speaker 1: a Taylor swift albums.
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  Speaker 2: They have the bands Chill Swimwear.
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  Speaker 1: They have the Taylor Swift album Life of a Show
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  Speaker 1: Girl in vinyl with a big poster that comes in it,
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  Speaker 1: which a lot of cool albums did back when I
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  Speaker 1: was a kid. Came with the cool post t and
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  Speaker 1: you can buy it, And I thought, Wow, there are
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  Speaker 1: enough Taylor Swift fans with turntables that this is a
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  Speaker 1: big display in Target nationwide.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
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  Speaker 1: Well, and also crazy that that turntable that you found.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if that had been made today, it would
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  Speaker 3: not have turned on, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: If it's like the old school I was wondering about.
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering about that because it doesn't have that
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  Speaker 1: super cheap plastic feel that all electronics from China.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, sir.
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  Speaker 1: But so are young people into the turntable just as
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  Speaker 1: it's a cool nostalgia thing, you know, audio files like
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  Speaker 1: my brother swears by the sound is so much better,
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  Speaker 1: and he does it for that reason. But is it
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  Speaker 1: the young people just like the seems retro and cool.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bet that's a lot of it. I'm with your brother.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds notably different. I haven't listened to one in
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  Speaker 1: so long. I look forward to trying it out.
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  Speaker 3: You know, my son would come home from college way
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  Speaker 3: back in the day and we would throw on vinyl
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  Speaker 3: coming through big stereo speakers. In the richness of the
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  Speaker 3: sound compared to the listening experience in the twenty first
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  Speaker 3: century generally, it's just it was beyond It was like
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  Speaker 3: you'd gotten a terrible hearing deficit.
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  Speaker 2: Thicks that's horrible, surgically or something like that, that's horrible.
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  Speaker 1: We've taken such a step backwards like that and just
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  Speaker 1: gotten used to it.
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  Speaker 2: Well for convenience sake.
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  Speaker 3: The other hand, every song that's ever existed is you know,
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  Speaker 3: available whenever I want to play it.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, the listening experience is terrible.
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  Speaker 1: I don't go too far on this and bore people diath,
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  Speaker 1: but isn't there a way with zeros and ones to
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  Speaker 1: get that rich sound.
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  Speaker 3: It has to do with compressing the data and moving
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  Speaker 3: it from place to place. And boy, I couldn't go
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  Speaker 3: further down this road because I'm an ignoramus. But it's
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  Speaker 3: it's a question of how much data you move at
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  Speaker 3: what speed. There have been a couple of attempts to
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  Speaker 3: do like a super high end digital listening it's going.
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  Speaker 1: To be doable obviously, just because albums are recorded at
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  Speaker 1: on digital and they record them at the highest audio processing.
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  Speaker 3: Right right, Yeah, absolutely, it ought to be It ought
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  Speaker 3: to be doable. I mean, we both as alleged guitar
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  Speaker 3: players know that some of the digital amp modeling now
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  Speaker 3: is indistinguishable really from the original because they use the
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  Speaker 3: actual sound waves produced by the original and then duplicate
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  Speaker 3: them digitally.
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  Speaker 1: Well, remember musician Neil Young invested in and tried to
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  Speaker 1: get this company going a few years back of vinyl
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  Speaker 1: quality sound in digital form, but it just it never
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  Speaker 1: got it off the ground.
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  Speaker 2: For whatever reason. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I read
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  Speaker 2: their views and it was like, this is not worth it.
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  Speaker 1: I hate I hate the fact that this is true.
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  Speaker 1: Like to Katie's point about the cheap crappy turntable, people
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  Speaker 1: will buy cheap. If it's twenty dollars cheap, they'll buy
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  Speaker 1: the cheap crappy one, And so companies make cheaper and
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  Speaker 1: crappier ones. And apparently the same thing was the music.
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna have to pay a little more to
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  Speaker 1: be able to listen to I quality music, people are like, nah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay with the crappy sound of music.
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  Speaker 3: People like crap, well, they like a media gratification too,
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  Speaker 3: I do Can I have a crappy one today?
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  Speaker 2: Or do I have to save up for six months?
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  Speaker 1: That's what the male goat is thinking when he sticks
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  Speaker 1: his head between the legs, and I need some immedia gratification?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, self peeing? Come on, goats, do better be better? Well, Jack,
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  Speaker 3: maybe if you get your turntable up and go and
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  Speaker 3: you can play some music for the ghats to have
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  Speaker 3: sex with.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: No background soundals could be good. Sure, yeah, well, I
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  Speaker 2: guess that's it.