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Radio Baloney Live! Carney Breaking Canada, EU Censorship, Liberal Spending, Neuralink · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Speaker 1: You seem to understand.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not locked in here with you.
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  Speaker 3: You're locked in here with me.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me while I whip this out.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? It's Thursday night. Thursday night. Must be
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  Speaker 1: the Thursday night Radio Bologna Live. I'm your host, Richie Bologna.
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  Speaker 1: How's everybody doing out there? We got Spambot and Izzy
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  Speaker 1: in the chat already. Good to see you guys. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So what the hell are we doing? I'll tell you what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good because I'm realizing that
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make the, I'm looking at the Rumble
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  Speaker 1: creator program metrics right now, and I realized we're going
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  Speaker 1: to make it all easy. We already got the unique chatters.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to have the hours watched requirement done either
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  Speaker 1: probably Friday or Probably tomorrow night we'll have that done.
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  Speaker 1: Then I've just got to do a few shorts. And
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  Speaker 1: then there's a little bit of premium streaming going to
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  Speaker 1: do on Monday. And it's all going to be wrapped
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  Speaker 1: up before I go away on my trip, which is
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  Speaker 1: what I wanted. So I'm very, very happy. And I
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  Speaker 1: feel like a weight off my shoulder. Weight off my shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's not like the Rumble Creator Program. It's not
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  Speaker 1: like life-changing money or anything. It doesn't actually matter. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the principle of it. I want to be in it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just willing to do what it takes. So
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  Speaker 1: we're going to finish, but we're going to do it easily.
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  Speaker 1: We should have everything wrapped up easily by the end
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  Speaker 1: of Monday night, unless I die. So if I'm dead,
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  Speaker 1: I won't be able to do it. And just rule
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  Speaker 1: of thumb, if you ever, you know, Sunday to Friday night,
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking, oh, it's seven o'clock. I'll watch Radio Bologna live.
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  Speaker 1: And you look and there's nothing there. It's because I'm dead.
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  Speaker 1: It's just because I'm dead. That's all. No big deal.
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  Speaker 1: No big deal. Your nights, Sunday to Friday, will just
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  Speaker 1: be free from 7 p.m. on Pacific Time, of course,
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  Speaker 1: from that point. So, yeah, don't worry about it. Don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it. How do you guys want to be
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  Speaker 1: disposed of, by the way? Do you want to be
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  Speaker 1: buried or do you want to be cremated? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking I want to be mummified, I think. I
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  Speaker 1: think that's the way I want to go. Nobody ever
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  Speaker 1: gets mummified anymore. I think the Egyptians are onto something there.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be mummified. I want to be like
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  Speaker 1: standing and pointing with a angry look on my mummified
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  Speaker 1: cadaver face. And I want to be like a family heirloom, right?
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  Speaker 1: Like for generations, I have to be passed down. And
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  Speaker 1: then the thing is that I have to be placed.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll put this in the well. I have to
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  Speaker 1: be placed somewhere where you can see me as soon
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  Speaker 1: as you walk in the front door of my ancestors'
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  Speaker 1: houses or my descendants' houses. And so as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you walk in the door, I'm standing there and I'm
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  Speaker 1: pointing angrily as if I'm about to start ranting. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I dream of. That's how I want to go. Forever.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Shall we see what we're going to talk about tonight?
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  Speaker 1: Let's go over the menu really quickly. Then we will
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  Speaker 1: go back to the chat. Don't let some good karma.
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  Speaker 1: And then we will go back to these stories in
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  Speaker 1: more detail. So here's just... Something cool, Neuralink, that's one
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  Speaker 1: of the Elon Musk companies. So this AI here paired
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  Speaker 1: with this Neuralink chip, this guy has ALS, he can't talk,
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  Speaker 1: but it can read his thoughts and he can tell
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  Speaker 1: his wife that he loves her. Isn't that incredible? Also
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  Speaker 1: bringing sight to the blind with these Neuralink chips, just
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  Speaker 1: like a Nazi would do, right? They say Elon's a Nazi. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so we have more on the insanity of Canada's alliance
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  Speaker 1: with the EU. I think it's fairly obvious at this point.
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  Speaker 1: This has been the plan all along, and it's just
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  Speaker 1: the next step to full EU membership. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: believe is going to happen. And that would be a
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  Speaker 1: disaster for Canada. That would not be very elbows up
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  Speaker 1: because we would lose our sovereignty. As for this associate
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  Speaker 1: member status, that's not a category that exists. So there's
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  Speaker 1: not like some policy sheet you can look down or
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  Speaker 1: some EU law No, nobody has any idea what this
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  Speaker 1: is going to be. I'm going to guess it's not
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  Speaker 1: going to be good. Let's see. And we're going to
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  Speaker 1: go over all the reasons why this is all just
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  Speaker 1: a terrible idea, by the way. Yeah, so now they've
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  Speaker 1: got their Digital Services Act to censor social media. Now
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  Speaker 1: they've got something called Democracy Shield. So Christine Anderson, European MEP,
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  Speaker 1: not a fan of the EU at all. She's going
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  Speaker 1: to tell us why this is a really terrible thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because democracy shield. I wonder if it's the exact inversion
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  Speaker 1: of a shield for democracy. I wonder. Let's see. Liberal spending. So, well,
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  Speaker 1: they're spending $ 1. 4 billion of federal grants on a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of stuff, one of which is, let's see, Justin Trudeau's speeches.
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: Studying Justin Trudeau's speeches. Now, I'm not making this up.
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  Speaker 1: What are they studying for? Like signs of brain damage?
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  Speaker 1: I have a slight learning disability. We know, Justin, we know.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we would go through, we're going to go
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  Speaker 1: through the article that lists all of the insane things
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  Speaker 1: that they continue to waste money on. And these are
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  Speaker 1: all carny things, not even Trudeau things. These are all
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  Speaker 1: carny things now that we'd go through a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: just grunts. I just decided to type in intersectional, see
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  Speaker 1: what would come up. And this is all Carney stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's all crazy. It's all just utter waste
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  Speaker 1: of money. And it's all Carney stuff. Can't blame this
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  Speaker 1: on Trudeau. When I say that Mark Carney is every
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  Speaker 1: bit as woke as Justin Trudeau was, I'm not kidding around.
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  Speaker 1: He is probably more woke than Justin Trudeau. And he's
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  Speaker 1: more dangerous because he's got a majority now. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to take a look at gender ideology. So the whole...
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  Speaker 1: transgender youth standards of care, WPATH standards of care. This
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  Speaker 1: is all falling apart. You know, the lie about, uh, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if you don't trans your kid, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't chemically castrate your kid or mutilate them, uh, they're,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to commit suicide. That's what doctors were telling parents. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: so we get to the, this is all falling apart
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  Speaker 1: and we're going to go through all the ways that
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  Speaker 1: it's fallen apart. And then we're going to go to
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  Speaker 1: the last tab, which is not that much, not that much,
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  Speaker 1: not that much, but, uh, Yeah, a little bit. Get
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  Speaker 1: some comedy in there. It's fun. All right. And we
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  Speaker 1: may not go that long tonight because we've been doing,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to thank everybody for hanging in there
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: while I've been doing kind of really long streams this month,
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  Speaker 1: first couple of weeks of this month, because I was
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  Speaker 1: worried about getting the hours and the unique chatter so
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: that I could stay in the Rumble Creator program, the
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  Speaker 1: most precious thing in the world to me. And we've
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  Speaker 1: actually done it fairly comfortably. And so I can kind
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  Speaker 1: of chill. I don't have to do the three and
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  Speaker 1: a half hour streams now. Because they are grueling. They're grueling.
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  Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys for hanging in there
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  Speaker 1: with me with those ones, by the way. Really appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: It was pretty awesome. But I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: guys can tell. I mean, there's just kind of a
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  Speaker 1: weight that's been dropped off my shoulders. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you can hear it in my voice. I'm feeling
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  Speaker 1: very good about it. Now, let's get to the chat. Now,
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  Speaker 1: everybody knows. Everybody knows. And I'm not going to go
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  Speaker 1: on any more rants tonight. I'm just going to be...
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy now. I'm going to... chillax. That's what young
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  Speaker 1: people are saying. They're chillaxing. I don't know if you're
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  Speaker 1: aware of that, but that's what's happening, and I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to try it myself. So everybody knows that we're streaming
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  Speaker 1: on Rumble, on Kik, on X, and on Locals. We're
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  Speaker 1: not streaming on YouTube tonight, and I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: go on a rant about why. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: go on a rant about why, about their ridiculous censorship,
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  Speaker 1: and how it's the whole thing, their standard's Their terms
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  Speaker 1: of service are all just total bullshit and all of that.
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  Speaker 1: And it's basically just StalinTube. You might as well just
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  Speaker 1: create an AI based on Stalin and then turn it
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  Speaker 1: into a fucking video platform. But I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: rant about that tonight because we only do an hour
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube now on Fridays because that's all we can do.
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  Speaker 1: That's all that we can risk, folks. They do not
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  Speaker 1: like accurately describing reality on YouTube. But everybody knows that
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  Speaker 1: tonight we're streaming on Rumble, X Locals, and Kik. And
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  Speaker 1: when you like the stream, you get good karma. But
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  Speaker 1: when you're early liking the stream, when you're one of
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  Speaker 1: the first ones, you get extra good karma. Everybody knows that.
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  Speaker 1: SpamBotFodder is the first with six good karmas. Wow, on
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  Speaker 1: a Thursday night, not bad. Izzy's got number two. That's
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  Speaker 1: five good karmas. Wow, so easy. People don't realize how
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  Speaker 1: easy this is. What are you guys talking about? Let's
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  Speaker 1: see what you guys are actually talking about, though. Izzy
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  Speaker 1: has a new channel we could write. Fantastic. You can
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  Speaker 1: be sliced up and dipped in epoxy, Izzy says. Are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about my plans? I don't want to be cremated.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be buried. I want to be mummified.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you're talking about? Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: El Bozo.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, El Bozo? El Bozo says, I want
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  Speaker 1: to be disposed of in whichever way releases the least
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  Speaker 1: amount of carbon into the atmosphere. Good for you, El Bozo. Well,
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  Speaker 1: probably Justin Trudeau will turn you into jet fuel so
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  Speaker 1: he can follow Katy Perry around on her world tour.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see. Okay, there's a link to the channel we
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  Speaker 1: can write. Okay, let's remember that at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the stream. I mean, we're not going to do a
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  Speaker 1: long stream tonight. We don't need to. We're pretty comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: We rated there from Slinger last night. Izzy says, okay,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for providing us a place to spend our evenings.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, the Slinger Games trivia night was fun.
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  Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that. So I think we're going to
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  Speaker 1: make that our regular thing on Wednesdays. Maybe we'll go
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  Speaker 1: till about 830 and then we go to Slinger Games
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  Speaker 1: for some trivia. I really enjoyed it. It was fun.
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  Speaker 1: The coming Wednesday, I'm going to be traveling that day. If,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that night I'll be staying in a hotel.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: If there's really good internet, maybe we'll think about going live,
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: but probably not. I'm going to be tired. I'm even considering, folks,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: just not doing anything for the last week. I'll be
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: gone for a week to end the month. And yeah,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: we're going to comfortably wrap up the creator program. Like
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  Speaker 1: by Monday, it should be completely done. And I'm almost
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: thinking that maybe I just take a week off because
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever just taken a week off
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: and not done anything for the channel. So I'm thinking
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: about it. I don't know if I would like it.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: I think I will definitely take my road studio along
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  Speaker 1: with me just in case. But I think I might
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  Speaker 1: allow myself, give myself permission to just say, fuck it
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  Speaker 1: while I'm away. So I'll look at my road studio
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  Speaker 1: stuff and possibly just go, fuck it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of feel like I need a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of a break from the streaming. But also, I'm also
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  Speaker 1: totally addicted to it, so I can't really stop. So
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's highly unlikely I won't
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  Speaker 1: do a stream, but maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see how it goes, how busy I am. All right.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Let's see what else is going on here. Izzy's saying,
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: damn it, Rosie. Well, you get a free good karma
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  Speaker 1: for that. Three damn it, Rosies. Now, as everybody knows,
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: it's part of the lore of the channel that if
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: you turn down the lights and light up a couple
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: of candles, like grab a mirror, and you type in
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: damn it, Rosie, three times in the chat, Rosie will
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  Speaker 1: appear in the chat at some point after that. It's
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: very eerie. It's very weird, but it happens every time.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: It's part of the lore of the channel. Keep your
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: eyes peeled, everybody. As he says, you could just show
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: up for the games on Slinger's channel. Well, I think
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: rating is good because that brings everybody over and he
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: needs the unique chatters and stuff and the subscribe. So
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: it's good to rate. Rating is good. Izzy says, oh shit,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot the candles. You got to do it again.
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  Speaker 1: Got to do that again.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right. We had some pretty
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  Speaker 1: good audiences, actually, the last two or three streams. It's
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  Speaker 1: really slowed down for a little bit. Then the last
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: couple of streams, we had some good audiences back in again.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: So that helped us out. Looks like it might be
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  Speaker 1: a bit slower tonight. And that's okay. I don't even
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  Speaker 1: care anymore. I got what I wanted, so screw everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: But seriously, in all seriousness, folks, I love everybody. I
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  Speaker 1: love all humans equally. I mean, except for communists, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: But for the rest of you.
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  Speaker 2: Who loves you, baby?
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  Speaker 3: You're beautiful.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Right? Kojak said it. And I agree.
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you guys want to go over here?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think? Neuralink is doing amazing things. We've
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  Speaker 1: already seen the chip that's going to bring, we've already
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  Speaker 1: seen their technology that's going to bring sight to the blind.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's really incredible, right? I mean, I know
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  Speaker 1: that Elon Musk's a Nazi and everything, but did the
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Nazis ever bring sight to the blind? I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that they did. And here we go. Here's a man
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: with ALS who can't talk. Uh, Well, now he can, though,
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  Speaker 1: through his computer, because it can literally read his thoughts
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  Speaker 1: and he can communicate with his wife. This is incredible.
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  Speaker 1: All those people constantly criticizing Elon Musk for idiotic things
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  Speaker 1: like he waved at a crowd, so therefore he must
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  Speaker 1: be a Nazi. Bafflingly stupid. He's doing stuff like this.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing things that no other human has done. Things
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  Speaker 1: that are just incredibly beneficial for mankind. Let's take a look. Oh,
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: hold on a sec. Let's bring this up. Oh, where's
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  Speaker 1: the volume? There we go.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, you're syncing the words? And they're popping up? I,
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  Speaker 4: I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: Awesome.
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  Speaker 4: That is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: That's incredible. Like, that is incredible. This is science fiction.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: Neuralink says, Neuralink devices are investigational and have not been
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  Speaker 1: approved by the FDA or other regulatory authorities. This video
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  Speaker 1: features voluntary clinical trial participants sharing their personal experiences, which
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: may not reflect all participants or future outcomes. Yeah, but
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: it's pretty amazing. And I appreciate them with full disclosure
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: here from Neuralink, but that is amazing, right? Yeah, there's
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: going to be bugs. I'm sure there's lots of instances
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: where it's the wrong thing, right? Maybe there's one where
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: he calls her an old bag, but maybe he was
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: really thinking that, though. Maybe he was really thinking Battle
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Axe and it came out as I Love You. Maybe
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: this thing isn't perfect, but sometimes it works out okay.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But anyways, in any case, it's pretty amazing. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So there's that. It's science fiction stuff, right?
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  Speaker 1: Getting into like Star Trek stuff now. Izzy says Nazis
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  Speaker 1: are overrated.
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 1: Whoever's writing them. I mean, we're talking, of course, we're
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: talking about Actual ones from like, you know, Germany in
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  Speaker 1: like 1933 to 1945. We're talking about, we're not talking
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  Speaker 1: about the people that, I don't know, like the guys
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  Speaker 1: who made the Sidney Sweeney sports ad, right? We're not
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  Speaker 1: sure those are actual Nazis. Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's move on then, shall we? Let's move on. So
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  Speaker 1: here's from Mark Carney. Mark Carney. I find it very
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  Speaker 1: interesting that he's the champion of the free world and
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  Speaker 1: saving Canadian democracy, I guess, or something, saving us from
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  Speaker 1: losing our sovereignty to the United States. And we just
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: find out suddenly that he's organizing some sort of alliance
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  Speaker 1: between Canada and Europe, associate member of the EU. What?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he talked to the European Parliament, but not
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the Canadian Parliament. There was no, even one of his
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  Speaker 1: little sit-down videos or anything. He hasn't told anybody. This
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: was just sprung on us. We found out about it
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  Speaker 1: through the Wall Street Journal. We found out about it
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: through the Wall Street Journal. It almost feels like this
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  Speaker 1: guy doesn't actually care about democracy very much, does he? Again,
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  Speaker 1: this is Parliament spin out. He could have recalled Parliament.
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  Speaker 1: He could have just told us about this when he
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: first came up with the idea, which was before, I believe,
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  Speaker 1: before he even ran to be Liberal leader. I think
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: that's pretty obvious at this point. The fact that all
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: of a sudden we started seeing polls coming out. The
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: fact that we started seeing polls coming out about how
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: much Canadians would like to join the EU. In like
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  Speaker 1: May of last year. By the way, almost all pollsters
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: in Canada are funded by the government. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's becoming fairly obvious at this point. This was his
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  Speaker 1: plan all along. His plan is to get us as
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: full members of the EU. That's why we've seen this
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: kind of very strange behavior of his regarding the American
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: trade deal. Yeah, he didn't want a trade deal. He
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: wants to have an excuse. He wants to drum up support,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: anti-Americanism and support for just any insane thing that he
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: wants to do. He's saying, hey, the EU is our
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: other option. Why don't we just join that? Why don't
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: we become an associate member? Whatever that is. It's not
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: even a category that exists right now. None of this
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: has been done with consultation with the Canadian people. I mean,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Parliament's been nowhere to be seen. He's just kept it secret.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, He's speaking in front
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: of the European Parliament. And that's how it really comes out.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Of course, you know, there was something leaked to the
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal, of course, right? But no sit-downs on
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: the CBC, the state media. Nothing. He's just doing what
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: he wants. Doing what he wants. No parliamentary debate. None
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: of this. He's just signing us up. Wow. What's he
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: signing us up for? Well, it's... here? The alliance between
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Canada and Europe is not defined by what we oppose,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: but by what we uphold. Let's see, freedom, solidarity, prosperity,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and sustainable development. Okay, should we go through these one
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: by one? What do we uphold? What does Canada and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Europe uphold? So, I guess on the European side, let's see. Freedom.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Eurocensorship is starting to squeeze Americans' freedom of speech. This
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: is from The Hill. That's not Breitbart. Let's see. Medical doctor,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: grandmother of 12, and member of the Finnish parliament, Rasanen,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: is now awaiting a verdict at her nation's high court,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: which stems from a 2019 Twitter post that cited a
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Bible verse, a Bible verse. This is yet another example which,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: while deeply troubling, sounds like it's somebody else's problem to
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: deal with. Unfortunately, the U.S. House of Representatives House Judiciary
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Committee has made clear in its recent findings this form
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: of crushing online censorship isn't just headed to the U.S.,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: this form of crushing online censorship isn't just headed to
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the U.S., it's already here. It's already here, they say.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Chairman Jim Jordan has released subpoenaed evidence that European Union
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: leaders have been pressuring American big tech platforms such as Google, Meta, TikTok, Twitter,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: and LinkedIn to censor content, including content they knew to
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: be factually true since at least 2015. So it's not
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: enough for them just to censor their own people in
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: the EU. No, they want to censor the whole world.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about freedom. Between 2022, when Elon Musk purchased
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Twitter and converted it to X, and 2024, the EU
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Commission met more than 90 times with tech companies. The
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: goal was obvious, to pressure the companies into adopting draconian
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: and easily weaponizable speech restrictions styled as Community Guidelines. It
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: always sounds so nice. The underlying aim was to censor
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: speech and speakers that challenged the Commission's preferred narratives. Preferred narratives. Well,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Carney loves doing that, too. His obsession in Canada, his
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: legislative obsession, has not been the economy. It's actually been
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: censorship and surveillance bills. Let's see. Digital Services Act. The
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: European Union's Digital Services Act. Digital Services Act regulates online
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: intermediaries and platforms to counter illegal content and systemic risks,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: but faces intense criticism for potentially driving global censorship. So
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: we know they already want to censor Canada. They want
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: to censor the whole globe, but Mark Carney is going
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: to make it easier for them. Let's see. The censorship
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: concern critics, including free speech advocates and U.S. congressional investigators,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: argue that vague definitions of harmful content and systemic risks
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: coerce tech companies into over-moderating speech. Definitions of harmful content.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It's like hate in Canada and Bill C-9, right? Just broad.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It could really mean anything that Mark Carney and his
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: buddies don't like. Political speech and satire. Reports from groups
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: like the U.S. House Judiciary Committee claim the framework pressure
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: tests and suppresses lawful political discourse, humor, and dissenting viewpoints
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: under the umbrella of combating disinformation. I think we know
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: now that disinformation, misinformation, is just information that the despots
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: and tyrants don't like. What do we have here? Let's see. Oh, yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Germany's dystopian free speech crisis. This is from the Free
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Speech Union. Remember, we're talking about freedom here. What's Mark
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Carney talking about? He's talking about what we uphold.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Freedom.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: That's the first one. Let's see how well they're upholding
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: freedom in the EU. Berlin is threatening thousands of German
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: citizens with fines and even imprisonment for what? for criticizing
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: politicians online. That's freedom for you. Cases that would be
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: dismissed as trivial in most democracies, a meme, a nickname,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: an unflattering comparison, are being pursued by police and prosecutors
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: under laws that have turned ordinary political commentary into a
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: criminal offense. This is not normal in a purported Western
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: liberal democracy. Did Mark Carney say freedom? Let's see, yeah.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: What we uphold freedom. Does Mark Carney know what freedom is?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure he does. Here, this happened to a historian, Dr.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Rainer Zittelman, German historian, an author of over 30 books.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: The 69-year-old, who has spent much of his career studying
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Hitler and National Socialism, and he's not a fan, by
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: the way, discovered he was under investigation after resharing a
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: meme that criticized Hitler by comparing his invasion of Czechoslovakia
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: to Vladimir Putin's invasion of Ukraine. It was not the
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: comparison that triggered the investigation, but the fact the image
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: showed Hitler wearing a swastika armband. The police ignored the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: fact that it was clearly painting the Nazi dictator and
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: warmongering Russian president in a negative light. Freedom. That value
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: of freedom being upheld in the EU. One pensioner was
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: investigated after posting, Pinocchio is coming on Facebook in reference
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: to who? Chancellor Friedrich Merz. Visiting his hometown. The case
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: was dropped only after public outcry. See, this is why
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: they want to get rid of X, by the way,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: they don't want the public outcry. They want to be
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: able to just like Mertz wants to be able to
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: just put the guy in prison for criticizing him for,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: for calling him Pinocchio. Another German had his home rated
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: for calling a government minister, Schwarzkopf, a dummy. Uh, A dummy.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: A further individual was fined 2,000 euro, about 1,700 pounds,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: for calling the Chancellor a lying Fritz. Lying Fritz. They
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: passed a law making it illegal to criticize them. The
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: politicians passed a law making it illegal for citizens to
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: criticize them. To call them a liar or Pinocchio.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: So... Let's see. That's the precious freedom being upheld in Europe.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And I can see how Mark Carney would like all
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: of this, right? And he assumes by this point, accurately,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: that Canada has probably the most unsophisticated and gullible electorate
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: in the free world. Well, somewhat free world. And so
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: he can just flip it. He can just pretend that
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: that's freedom. Let's see. Solidarity. How's that going? How's all
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: that beautiful solidarity going? Let's see. European Court of Justice
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: find Hungary a lump sum of 200 million euros plus
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: an ongoing penalty of 1 million euros per day for
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: failing to comply with what? EU asylum and migration laws. Wow.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: So did Mark Carney say anything about sovereignty? I think
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: he's been talking about sovereignty, right? Well, it doesn't look
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: like They want Hungary to have much of that. Let's see.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: So there's some of your solidarity. They're not allowing themselves
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: to be over flooded with alien migrants from alien cultures.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: And yeah, the EU is not finding much solidarity there.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: What's this here? EU sues five of its member. The
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: EU sues five of its member states. The European Commission
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: sued five member states of the bloc on Thursday. It's
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: about Spain, Cyprus, Poland, and Portugal for failure to implement
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: rules aimed at ensuring a minimum global level of taxation
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: for multinational companies the EU has announced. So, I mean,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: you don't have sovereignty on your tax policies now. I mean,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I wonder what happens if you don't tax the regular
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: citizens enough. All EU member states were required to implement
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: the necessary laws by the end of 2023, the Commission said,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: adding that the countries it has sued have not notified
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: it of any such steps. Oh boy, they were bad.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: They were bad. The European Commission has announced that it
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: has also sued Hungary for a law that imposes imprisonment.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I got to read this again. Hold on.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: The European Commission has announced that it has also sued
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Hungary for a law that imposes imprisonment imprisonment on groups
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that accept foreign funds for political reasons why would the
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: eu care about that why would the eu be really
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: angry at hungary for not uh for for for punishing
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: or for imprisoning people that accept foreign funds for political
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: reasons huh the commission opened an infringement procedure in february
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: over hungary's protection of national sovereignty law which it considers
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: to violate democratic values and fundamental rights. Pardon me. Which
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: it considers to violate democratic values and fundamental rights of
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: the Union. So protecting... National sovereignty, according to the EU,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: violates said democratic values. Everything's an inversion of reality. This
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: is what Carney wants to get us into bed with.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: And probably, well, if he, you know, he probably will
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: succeed in it, which is tragic. So there you go.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: There's the solidarity. There's a, so we've done freedom, solidarity. I,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: and everything is just an inversion so far, right? Uh,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: The solidarity, they don't get along. They're constantly bickering with
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: each other, the EU states. And, you know, and leaving too.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: The UK left. There's a big movement for Germany to leave.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: The AFD wants to leave. A national rally in France
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: wants to leave the EU. Everything Mark Carney, here's a
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: good rule of thumb. If Mark Carney's talking, he's lying. prosperity.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: There's a great one. Let's check out the prosperity, how
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: that's going. Let's see. European union has experienced a gradual
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: long-term deceleration in economic growth and productivity since the turn
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: of the millennium with its share of global GDP dropping
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: from nearly 25% in 2000 to about 15% in recent years,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: they're going broke. Their economies are shrinking, shrinking. Ah, prosperity.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: He says, everything is an inversion of reality and sustainable development.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: So that's net zero finance. That's net zero cash for
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Mark Carney. That's the net zero cash, the net zero
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: finance finance being the operative word there. It's just about money. Uh,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: don't forget Mark Carney has these ESG fund. He's got
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: all those deferred shares in, which he's going to be
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: cashing in around, uh, I think 2032. Uh, Mark Carney
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: is going to be well taken care of. Let's see.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Germany is experiencing a severe industrial slowdown that many analysts
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: link to high energy costs driven by the shift to,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: guess what, net zero carbon rules. The loss of cheap
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Russian gas, net zero carbon rules. That's zero. So that's
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: the sustainable development there. It turns out the sustainable development
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: isn't so sustainable, or at all sustainable, as a matter
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: of fact. But it's Mark Carney, so everything is an
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: inversion of reality. Backed up by the CBC teleprompters. Yeah,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: so there you have it, folks. How wrong can somebody
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: be in one paragraph. You just found out. And lying's
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: strong enough that no one can dictate our choices to us. So,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: all of these member countries are run by unelected bureaucrats.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, how is it possible for somebody to lie
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: this much so shamelessly? Like, That has to be the
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: most dishonest paragraph in all of human history. The whole
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: point of the EU is it's going to be dictated
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: to you by Ursula von der Leyen. My God. The
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: whole point of the EU is to give up your sovereignty.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: You're being told what to do. Holy crap. Um, individually,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Europe and Canada are strong. No, we're not. I've just
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: showed you. No. Weakening rapidly. Together, they are even stronger.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Or are they even weaker? Let's see. It's Mark Carney
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: saying it. So if he's saying here that together we're
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: even stronger, then that must mean together we're even weaker.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: That's what would make sense. You have to remember it's
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Mark Carney talking. So it's all an inversion of reality.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: It was an honor to address the European Parliament today.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I bet it was. They like you over there. I mean,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: they don't actually back you up on anything, right? None
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: of this is going to... This is not going to
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: stop them from continuing to stab you in the back,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: all right? Because don't forget, you know, that beautiful, beautiful,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: idiotic Davos speech. They all cheered and clapped, and, you know,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: the coalition of the middle powers... I'm going to take
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: on that evil orange man. And then they all immediately
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: stabbed him in the back and ran to Trump and said,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: we're not going to be like that. We're not like
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that asshole. We want a good deal. I'm thinking this
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: is a bargaining chip. I'm thinking that the EU is
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: going to use Canada as a bargaining chip with Trump, right?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: There's only so far the United States will let Canada go.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: It's a geopolitical and national security issue. And it does
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: not matter whether it's a Democrat, in office, or a Republican.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: There is no way in hell the United States would
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: let Canada actually join the EU. Not going to happen.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that the EU is an ally. It
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. NATO doesn't matter. What matters is there's a
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: giant border there. And whether it's a Republican or a
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Democrat in office, they are not going to allow Canada
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to drift out of their sphere of control. I'm sorry,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: it's just not going to happen. Right? So the only
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: possibility here is that Canada is used as a bargaining
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: chip between Europe and the USA and Europe and China.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: And Canadians will be stuck in the middle. Now, McCraney
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: will do great because he wants to, you know, this
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: will provide him with a pipeline for net zero finance
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: that he won't get in the States. Because they're not
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: doing that shit. They're not wasting their time doing that
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: in the States. They're not destroying their economy there. Europe, though, is.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of opportunity to make lots of
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: money in net zero boondoggles. That's why Carney wants this.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: And Canadians will pay the price for it. They will,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: and they'll love it. They'll probably be smiling while they're
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: paying the rent. When they move into their new mud hut, right?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Will those liberal boomers be as happy when they move
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: into their new mud hut after Canada's been reduced to
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: a third world economy? Boy, oh boy. Let's go back
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to the chat. So there we go. Actually, we're not
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: done with this shit, though. We got more on this.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: All right, let's listen to you at Cardi here. Carney
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: just issued a dark warning about big tech. So he's
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: right on the same thing with that. So he's right
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: in line with the EU on this. The EU also
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: hates big tech and Mark Carney hates big tech because
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: people can learn the truth there. On X, people can
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: learn the truth, right? So it is not as censored
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: as Instagram or TikTok or whatever. But on X, people,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you know, if it's legal speech, you can say it. And,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you know, for a leader like Mark Carney, who has
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the entire corporate media in his back pocket, that's a
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: threat to him. Because people will learn things that are
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: hidden from them by the bought and paid for media
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: in Canada. So he's right in line with the EU
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: on this. He hates X. And that's what it's about.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: It's about X, by the way. It's about Elon Musk.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Mark Nixon posted this. Carney just issued a dark warning
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: about big tech. Well, what does he say here? It's
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: probably pretty scary language.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Tech platforms aspire to sovereignty. They want to set access rules.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: They want to dictate the rules for regulation and even
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: circumvent them. They want to control our data, spread disinformation,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: and steal our children's childhoods.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: This disinformation, do you mean like when Mark Carney said
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: that he had nothing to do with moving Brookfield headquarters
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: down to New York? I think we found there was
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: like a memo that like his name was on. Of course,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: he had been. Is it disinfo like when Mark Carney
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: said all he had was he didn't have any investments.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: All he had was cash and real estate. And then
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: it turns out, oh, no, he's got millions of dollars
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: of investments, stocks in the United States, 91% in the States.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: And of course, that was just like no big deal.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: No big deal. Like stuff like that. What about the
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Ambassador Bridge stuff, right? What about how the United States
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: wants to destroy French culture? Misinformation like that? Ah, let's continue.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: This combination is a ferocious storm. A single tree will
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: come down in it. A forest will not.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Tech platforms aspire.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: None of this means anything. He just wants to censor
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: the internet. He wants to scour the internet from anything
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: that would oppose his goals. Ah. It's amazing anybody believes
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: a word this guy says. Let's see. Mark Nixon, what
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: does a just society even mean? Just society. Let's take
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: a look.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: We believe that a strong economy is not an end
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: in itself, but a means to a just society.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: What does just society mean? What does that mean? I
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: think he's talking about a society where everybody's poor, except
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: for the people that are running net zero scams. I
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: think that's what he's talking about.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: We are committed. We believe.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: God. It's just so dystopian. Let's see. Tristan Hopper said,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the average Canadian voter has a conception of the world
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: and themselves that is at least 25 to 30 years
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: out of date. They don't think they're joining the EU now.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: They think they're joining the EU they remember from a
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: 1998 holiday.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Canadians don't know anything. It's been the The capture by
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: the state media is so complete now. Canadians really, not
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: only do they not know anything about the world, they
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: don't know anything about their own country. Tristan Opper says,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: the best illustration of this was the breathless coverage of
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: how states like Alabama and Mississippi are spanking us in
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: everything from math skills to living standards. Canadians seem to
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: genuinely think both places were just perpetually stuck in 1965. Yeah, yeah,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: that's it right there. Canadians don't know anything because of
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: our media. Brian Gerritsen posted this. If Trump posted a
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: picture with the maple leaf added beside one of the
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: 50 states, one of the 50 state stars, the media
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: and our politicians would be having a collective meltdown. Well,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: what do we got here? Pedro Sanchez, the commie. Presidents
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: of Spain did that there. Yeah, it's true, though, wouldn't it?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: They would freak out. And there's no difference, by the way, right?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: There's no difference. Like, becoming a U.S. state or the
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: EU state, it's actually probably worse to be an EU state.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: You probably lose more sovereignty in that, actually, than becoming
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: an American one. Although, I don't want to be in either,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: quite frankly. Let's see. Fusion says, after a string of
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: failures addressing the European Parliament before that of Canada is
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: simply deplorable. Well, I mean, Carney just thinks Canadians are
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: a bunch of suckers. Why would he need to recall
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Parliament for, I don't know, becoming an associate member of
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: the EU? Seems like kind of a big deal. A
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: bunch of questions need to be asked. I mean, Canadians
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: should at the very, very least just be highly suspicious
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: of this and of Carney's motives and of how of
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: how good of an idea this might be or how
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: bad of an idea it might be. But this is
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Canada now, right? This is Canada. We find out from
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the Wall Street Journal. And then McCarty addresses Europeans before Canadians.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Is this what Canadians really want? Is this what Canadians
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: really respect in a leader? Good Lord. Here's Conservative leader
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Pierre Polyev. Responding to all of this lunacy, let's take
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: a look.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: We need to put Canada first, and this time more
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: than ever. The decisions for our country, though, must not
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: be made in Washington, Beijing, or Brussels, but by Canadians
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: here at home. We obviously believe that we have to
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: trade and talk with China. It's one of the most
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: amazing civilizations ever, but we do not believe in a
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: strategic partnership for a new world order with Beijing, a
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: regime that the prime minister called the biggest threat to
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: Canada only a year ago.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: We also, we will do what's.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: Necessary to fight for tariff-free trade with our American neighbors
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: to the south, our biggest customer. And finally, we will
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: continue to support cooperation with our European allies. Of course,
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: that is the Conservative tradition. It was the Conservative Party
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: that negotiated the Free Trade Agreement with the European Union,
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: and we have the longest history of supporting the NATO Alliance,
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: which includes 30 European countries.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: That's not new.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: The Prime Minister, however, needs to get his story straight.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: He says he wants a possible associate membership or a
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: unique alliance. or whatever else he is secretly negotiating with
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: the EU. But Conservatives are clear. While we support free
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: trade and continued NATO cooperation with our European allies, Conservatives
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: say no EU taxes, no EU laws, and no EU
• 44:29
  Speaker 7: open border rules on immigration in Canada. APPLAUSE Canadians are
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: not pawns on a global chessboard. They deserve to be
• 44:46
  Speaker 7: masters in their own homes. Canada must be independent and sovereign, period.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: We are here to restore the promise of an affordable, safe,
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: and independent Canada.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I've seen the comments from the libtards in Canada about
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: what all this will mean. We're not taking on their
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: immigration policies. We're not handing over. Well, nobody knows that. Again,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: associate member is a category that doesn't exist. They're making
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: it up. Nobody knows what that will mean. I think
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: it's fairly obvious that this is just a step towards
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: full EU membership, which will mean we will lose our sovereignty, right?
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: This is a great statement from Pierre Poly of right here.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: What's really grotesque in this country is that the press
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: in any, any real time, any country with a real
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: free press, the press would be apoplectic with rage at
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: having had this concealed from them for God knows how long, right?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I think this was his plan all along before he
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: even became prime minister. But it's been hidden. It's been
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: hidden from parliament, so no debate in parliament, obviously. It's
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: been hidden from the public. It's been hidden from the media.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: It looks very much like that Wall Street Journal story
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: was leaked from the PMO Didn't even trust Canadian media
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: with it. Why are they not apoplectic with rage over this?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Like the level of disrespect. I mean, it's incredibly undemocratic, obviously.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: This is outrageous. There should be demands for him to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: step down. This is not some small thing, right? It's
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: just this.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: It's this.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: nebulous thing, which is going to have, it's this incredibly
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: consequential thing, right? And certainly in our relationship with the US,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: which is on the rocks, right? That nobody really knows
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: what it is, but already it's become very consequential judging
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: from Trump's comments. I mean, it's not going to be nothing, right?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: The man has kept it a secret. There's been no
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: opportunity for the press to ask, well, what does this
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: mean exactly? What is this associate membership thing? It's just
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: been made up. It's not a category that exists. What
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: does Europe get out of this? What is Europe going
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: to get? They should be furious, and they're not. It
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: tells you about the state of the Canadian media, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: it tells you a lot about... This is very informative
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: in terms of why Canadians seem to be completely asleep
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: and zombified, as I just saw in the chat.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Sigh.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Pierre Palliev is echoing the concern of people that are
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: awake in Canada there. JJ McCullough says, anyone saying Canada's values,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: way of life, and outlook on the world are more
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: European than American isn't saying much beyond U.S.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Bad.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: The idea the average Canadian knows or cares about the values,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: way of life, and outlook on the world and say
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Poland is pretty laughable. Canadians strongly believe they have more
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: in common with European nations than with America. No, they don't.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: We are infinitely more like the United States. For one thing,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: they speak our language. There's no English-speaking country in the
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: EU now. The UK left, right? It's just, we watch
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: the same movies, the same TV shows, the same food.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: You could go, you could take a Canadian from pretty
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: much anywhere in Canada, put them down in the States,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: and well, an English-speaking Canadian, put them down in the States,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: and nobody would know the difference. You said you're American,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: nobody would know the difference, and you do the same
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: with most Americans. There's a couple of accents there, but
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: those are going away as well. So, No, we are...
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Aliens looking down at us from space would see us
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: as basically the same thing. No, we're not more like
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Germany or France or Spain or Switzerland. Sorry, that's just stupid.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Pierre Polyev says the Prime Minister can't seem
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to get his story straight about... the associate membership, unique alliance,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: or whatever else he is negotiating with the EU. Conservatives
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: are clear. We support the decades-old free trade and NATO
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: defense alliance with Europe, but no EU taxes, no EU laws,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: and no EU open border immigration policies should be imposed
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: on Canadians. Canada must be independent and sovereign, period. So
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that's just what he was saying in that last clip
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: we had. But yes, I agree with that. Steve Saretsky,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: 51st state of the U.S.? No way. But 28th colony
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: of the EU? All right. Yeah, so Canada's gone mad.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Did you guys realize that? Let's go back to the chat.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to take a quick look at the
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: ad ratings. What's going on with the ad ratings? Rumble
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Wallet ad, $ 0. 33. That's not $ 0. 36. I've been saying I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: won't do an ad for under $ 0. 36. Nevada says, I think,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: number six. So like number six. So that would be,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: that's 1.5 good comments right there.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Boom.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: All right. What's going on? Now, did Rosie show up
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: after the summoning? We have to check. Let's see. Let's see.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Hold on, people. Rosie in there with like number five.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: That's two good Karmas. I told you it always works. Type,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: damn it, Rosie, three times in the chat. She will appear.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: It's eerie. Let's see.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Uh, what are we talking about? Uh, I'm sure Cardi
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: is getting something out of this as he says, yes, it's,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: it's because he sees this as the most viable way
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: to extract as much money for his net zero boondoggles
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: as possible for the benefit of, uh, Brookfield and himself
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: and his friends. And he doesn't care what we want,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: as he says 100%. It's all about him. Yep. His
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: goals are not Canada's goals, right? His goals are his own,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: and they're disconnected from Canadians' goals. Otherwise, he'd do everything
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: exactly backwards from what he's actually done. Uh.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Uh, Carney thinks he is a King. Yep. Yeah. Well,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: he's just running the country like a technocrat, right? A
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: technocrat banker. Izzy says, Alberta independence. We don't want to
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: be part of the EU. No sane person does. Rosie says,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: run Richie, run. As soon as I'm finished the stream, uh,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Canadians are asleep at the wheel, zombified by the media,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: as he says, 100%. JJ Nevada, how you doing? Says,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: better wake up and fast. Canada's not going to wake
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: up fast. No, I think it's... After the last election,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I promised myself I would never overestimate the sophistication of
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: the Canadian voter again. And I'm not about to start now.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys, actually... I haven't done this in
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: a long time. I need to take a number one break.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I'll be right back. so so.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you for.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Watching. All right.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm back. Thank you for your patience, everybody.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I really enjoyed that trivia raid we did last night.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: We raided Slinger Games for their trivia night. After about
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: an hour and a half of streaming, about 8.30 we
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: went over there, and it was fun. Hung out for
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: like half an hour, did some trivia.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: We're going to make that a regular thing on Wednesdays.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: So we'll go until about 8.30, and then, yeah, we'll
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: raid Slinger Games and do that, because I want to
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: do it, because I like trivia. Super fun. The next... Wednesday,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: we can't know because I'm not going to be here.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: And it's very unlikely I'll be streaming from the road
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: on that day. But when I get back, we'll definitely,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: we will definitely do that. All right. Although I think
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I might be getting back on like the, am I
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: getting back on the following Wednesday? So may not be
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: doing it that night.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Whatever. We'll figure it out. Let's see. G flood. How
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: you doing?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: It says.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I'd rather not annex the country that elected True China
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: and Mark Comey. Yeah, that was never a, that was never,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, that was never, why did people believe that?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: It's just so dumb. It's like the people who literally,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: there are Canadians who think that Donald Trump is planning
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: to militarily invade Canada. Trump's going to be the head
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: of some armored column invading Canada, going over the Ambassador Bridge.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: It's shocking how credulous and stupid so many Canadians have become.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: And again, it's because of just the ideological capture from
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: the media. There seems to be like half the country
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: that will just believe anything that comes out of a
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: CBC teleprompter, no matter how absurd. And The United States
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: invading Canada is the most absurd thing imaginable regarding U.S.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: and Canada relations. There is nothing more stupid. There is
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: nothing more idiotic, bafflingly stupid than that. But half the
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: country thinks that that's a real possibility? Unbelievable. Am I
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: getting blackpilled? Is that happening? No, no, I'm not getting blackpilled.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: It can be saved. The country can be saved. Absolutely,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: it can be saved.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe. Let's see. Christine Anderson. A bit more EU here.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: A bit more of what Canadians can look forward to
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: as Mark Carney gets ever closer to becoming an EU member,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: which makes no sense. We're not in Europe, for fuck's sakes.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Has nobody recognized this? Christine Anderson, you call it Democracy Shield?
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Democracy Shield, it's a declaration of war. So it's this
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: new thing, EU, the bureaucrats have cooked up to censor Europeans.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: This is Christine Anderson. She is a MEP, Member of
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: European Parliament. Let's take a look. And she's not holding back.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: So she's one of the few based people there.
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: What a dangerous report.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: You call it a democracy shield.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: A shield?
• 59:03
  Speaker 9: It's a declaration of war on two fronts.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: First, abroad.
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: You demand offensive abilities.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Against whom?
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: And on whose authority? This parliament recklessly picks fights. And when,
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: not if, this escalation backfires, the citizens will have to
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: pay the price. Second, at home, you invoke freedom of expression,
• 59:28
  Speaker 9: but you are building a machinery to restrict, monitor, steer,
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: and manipulate domestic public debate. Your Orwellian language fools no one.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: She said Orwellian language there.
• 59:43
  Speaker 9: Your defense is an attack, and your freedom... is in
• 59:48
  Speaker 9: fact totalitarian control. A shield is meant to protect, but
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: you're not building a shield. You are building a weapon
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: pointed at the very people that you were elected to protect.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Shame on you. Shame on you.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: See, the sad thing about Canada now is, honestly, I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: think that most liberal voters would listen to that and go,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: what's she complaining about? Those things are all great. Rosemary
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Barton's teleprompter told us so. She must be far right.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: She must be a Nazi. She must be one of
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: those anti-war, anti-censorship Nazis. You think I'm joking? You think
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: I'm being facetious? I'm not. I'm not. That's so bad
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: it's gotten. Did we have anything else in here I
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: wanted to see? All right, we covered that. What do
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: we got going on here? What kind of new madness
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: is happening in Canada? The thing is... I haven't been
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: covering that much of even American news because there's so
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: much lunacy in Canada. I just have to cover it
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: just as a cautionary tale. This is my service to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the rest of the world, right? Don't do this. Don't
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: do what Canada's doing. Let's see. National Post, $ 1. 4 billion
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: of federal grants spent on research about Justin Trudeau's speeches.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Canadian dance floors and low-carbon video games. Now, it's not $ 1. 4
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: billion on studying Justin Trudeau's speeches. It's tens of thousands,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: but it's just this collection of ludicrous and irresponsible spending.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Let's take a look here. Taxpayers' watchdog questions. How many
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: of the funded topics resonate with most Canadians? Oh, Canadians
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: don't have a say in this, of course. The Federal
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Government's Social Sciences and Humanities Research Council, the SSHRC, will
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: cost taxpayers $ 1. 4 billion this year. And an analysis of
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: the federal grant data by the Canadian Taxpayers Federation reveals
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: this money is being spent on ancient temple brewers, Arctic
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: climate comics, you can't live without those, low-carbon video games,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: and Justin Trudeau's speeches. We could definitely live without those.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: To name a few of the research topics the government
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: is funding. Just wasting money. These are all just wastes
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: of money and human potential. Let's see. The government says
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: this research provides insights on the issues that matter most
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: to Canadians. Like, let's see, $ 30, 000 for... Temple Brewers in
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Ancient Mesopotamia. Let's see. Studies about climate comics. Is that
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: an issue that matters most to Canadians? I'm kind of wondering,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: when there's like 2 million people a month using the
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: food bank, if that really is one of the most
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: important matters to Canadians, as studies about climate comics. Or
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: the state of Canadian dance floors. Hmm. I'm not buying it.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I am not buying it. Franco Terrazano, who's the head
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: of the Canadian Taxpayer Federation, is referring to a study
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: on struggling temple brewers in 6th century BCE Mesopotamia by
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: a researcher at University of Toronto and was awarded the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: sum by the federal government. You know, Canada is in
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: a terrible fiscal position right now. Deficits are going through
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: the roof. The Cardi deficit is going to be at
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: least double of what even Justin Trudeau, of all people,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: was planning. We have a massive national debt, a trillion
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: and a half dollars. We're spending more now just servicing
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: the debt. Sorry, we're spending more now just servicing the
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: interest on the national debt than we do in health
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: care transfers to the provinces. You're wondering why you've suddenly
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: got that 20-hour wait at the emergency room? This stuff
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: has consequences. This spending has consequences. I personally think that
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Carney's going to.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: By 2029, I think Carney's going to run up probably
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: a trillion dollars in new debt. That's what I think.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: Guess we'll have to see. Let's see. State of the
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: dance floor in Canada, that got $ 78, 000 in funding. The...
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Research on Arctic climate comics. That was 88,000. And it
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: adds up. It adds up to 1.4 billion. Let's see.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: There was 43,000 to study the contested meaning of former
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's speeches. Contested meaning. Let's see. The
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: research will analyze 326 Trudeau speeches, tracking how he used
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: terms including feminist, reconciliation, protest, and freedom. He used the
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: word freedom as an inversion of what freedom means, of course.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Let's see. I think, personally, how much would it cost?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's going to cost less than $ 43, 000 to
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: print up Justin Trudeau's speeches, take them outside, and burn
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: them on the lawn out in front of the Parliament building.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I'd do it for $ 20. Let's see, a Concordia University
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: professor who had previously published work imagining water had constitutional rights. Boy,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: oh boy. Academia ain't what it used to be. He's
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: been awarded almost $ 100, 000 for a new study. And an
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Alberta-based professor who previously built a solar-powered server on her
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: apartment balcony... To host low-carbon video games. Was given $ 37, 000
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: for low-carbon video games. This is all just insane. $ 93, 000
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: to create a digital edition of a 1908 book about
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Sri Lankan art. $ 65, 000 to study Western-style suites in modern
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Japan and beyond. It's just unbelievable. This is why Canada
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: is going to be poor. This is why you've got
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: that 20-hour wait in the emergency room. I thought I'd
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: go to Canada grants, grants and contributions from the Government
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: of Canada website, and just type in just a random word, intersectional.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: So that's a woke word. So if it's woke, apparently
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: he's throwing money at it. Let's see. Black LGBTQ justice campaign.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Black LGBTQ justice affirming assessment report certification. What the hell
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: does that mean? There's 200 grand right there. Let's see.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: What do we got here? Living organizational manual of intersectional
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: feminist practices. Does Canada really need that? Let's see. There's
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: 60 grand. What do we have here? What's this one here?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Gender equality there. Very nice. That's $ 119, 000. What
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: do we got here? Creating inclusive signposts. Promoting visibility for lesbian, bisexual,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: or queer women and non-binary people in Canada. So there's $ 120, 000
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: for creating inclusive signposts. Signposts in Canada. Sustainable. Of course, sustainable. Sustainable.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: low-carbon inclusive signposts, I guess, accessible bilingual resource on lesbian
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: queer knowledge, and create a web-based video training course on
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: analyzing the intersection between sexism and lesbophobia. Everybody wants to know.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I've been dying to know myself. This is all just
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: woke gibberish. Anything that has intersectional, intersectional feminism, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: the intersection of oppressions, Anything that's got that word is
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: woke bullshit, a complete waste of time and human potential.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Every single time. It just goes on and on. This
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: is all under Carney, by the way. This isn't stuff
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: from 10 years ago. This is all 2026 stuff. Creating
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: inclusive signposts, May 2026. Let's see, gender equality, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Does anybody actually believe there's not gender equality in Canada?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: In fact, there's a lot of benefits that don't apply
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: to men, right? Men do not have anywhere near the
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: resources provided for them in Canada that women have. So
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: if there's any inequality, it's the other way. It's not
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: what they're saying. We have to just live in this
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: fantasy world, this woke, progressive fantasy world, just burning piles
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: of money. So there you go, folks. There's some more
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: liberal spending for you. What do we have here? Hold
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: on a second. What did we have here? Oh, wait
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: a second. That's not it. Oh, hold on. Yeah, so
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: there we go. Do we have anything else on liberal
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: spending here? Oh yeah, we're sending a bunch more money
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: to Ukraine as well, which every Canadian wants to do.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: 10 million, 757 million, 200 million. There you go. Nobody
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: asked me. Let's go to the chat. D Flood says
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Arctic comedy. I thought it was probably Arctic comic books,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: but maybe it's comedy. All right, what are you guys
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: talking about? I'm going to check something very quickly. G
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Flood says, trust me, people in the Arctic don't need
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: help with comedy. Well, I mean, it comes as naturally
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: as unhealthy coping mechanisms. Well, yeah, I mean, you probably
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: need to. You're going to be spending a lot of
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: time indoors. So you're going to need skills like comedic skills.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Izzy says, what the fuck? How do I get money
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: like this? Come up with a plan to study something
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: that's total bullshit and of no value to anybody. And
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: then stick the word intersectional or lesbian or something in it.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: And don't worry, they'll hand you a big envelope of cash.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: What is it? Is it Thursday? Thursday? I'm so pleased.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I'm so pleased. that we're getting the metrics, everything we
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: need for the Rumble Creator Program wrapped up fairly early,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: fairly early this month. It's only two and a half weeks.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: And as I said, by Monday, we should have it
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: all completely wrapped up. And then I can just relax again,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: which has got to be really nice. You know what
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I would like? I would like if the channel got
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: twice as big, no bigger than twice as big. And
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: that way I wouldn't have to stress at all about
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: the Creator Program, but then we wouldn't get too big either.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Then we wouldn't have like the racing channeling. I think
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just, I like playing a coffee house. We're playing
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: a coffee house or maybe a small club, depending on
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: the night. I don't want to play a stadium. I
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: like it the way it is, right? I don't need
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: a giant audience. Well, I would like it to be
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: twice as big as it is now. I'd be totally
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: fine with that. Again, I'd be secure with the creator
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: program every month, unless they up the requirements again. They
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: may do that, but I'd be perfectly fine with it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I'd be perfectly fine with that. Oh, let's see. And
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: they got too big. I wouldn't know anybody anymore. Right.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know anybody. I look at the chat and
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: it would be a bunch of people. I didn't know.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: I kind of like, I like my, I like my chat.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: And now that we've, you know, I think that we've really, um, excelled.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: We've outdone ourselves in terms of getting everything. I need
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: to stay in the crater program. I can stop harassing
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: you guys. I can stop. I can take it easier.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: I can give you guys a bit of credit. And
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: stop being so tough on you. You know, you guys
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: are fantastic. Fantastic. You've helped me out very much. I
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: know I've got to be tough on you sometimes. I know.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I know I do. But I don't want to do that.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: But I have to do it. I have to do
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: it to keep everything rolling along. But I think we're
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: pretty good now. And I can give you guys a
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: bit of credit. You guys are awesome. You guys are
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: totally awesome. I don't care how much I ranted and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: insulted you. I'd accused you of trying to break me psychologically.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: It doesn't, none of that matters anymore. All that matters
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: is that I'm happy. Let's see. Now, anybody watching over
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: on kicker, please follow over there. We're new over there.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: We need new followers. Get in on the ground floor.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on. So I'm still doing a bit
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: of begging. I don't have to beg for the unique
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: chatters anymore, but over on kick, I still have to beg.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Cause I don't know. You know, The stream, not the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: last stream, the stream before, we managed an incredible achievement.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: We had our first zero views, zero during the live stream,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: and then zero after. So it's not going that great.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: I think we have a quality product, frankly. I believe that,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: and I know all of you do as well. So
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: if you're watching over on Kik, just follow, and then
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: it's there, and then maybe it's just an acquired taste.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Give it a try. Let's see. You know,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: like beer. You didn't like the taste of beer when
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: you first had it, right? Now you love it. Now
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: you can't stop drinking it. You're drinking it all day.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: It's ruined your life. It destroyed your marriage and everything.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: You lost your job, but now you love it. You
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: can't get enough of the taste of beer. Well, Radio
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Bologna is just like that. I speak that, I say
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: that as somebody who, uh, liked beer way too much
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: and had to stop drinking it. What do we got
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: going on now? What kind of crazy bullshit are we
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: talking about? So here we go. This is all stuff
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: that we've been talking about. Just obvious stuff. You never
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: needed to be an expert at anything. You didn't need
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: to be a medical professional or a psychologist to know that, um, the,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: the cure for suicidal ideation in young people is not to, um,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: is not to chemically castrate and mutilate them. It's just
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: obvious that was never true. It was just obvious. We
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: ran the data on trans teen suicide panic and found
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: the claims are misleading. Misleading, that's putting it lightly. That's
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: New York Post there. A new study by Peer ReReview
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: and me on whether state restrictions on puberty blockers, hormones,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: and surgeries for minors increased the rate of teen suicide.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: We used multiple analytic techniques on CDC data, and we
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: find no evidence of an increase. And we're going to
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: get to this study in a second. Wesley Yang says, though,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: hold on, there has never been any evidence that chemically
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: castrating a child prevents suicide. It's just blatantly, blaringly obvious
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: on its face. Again, you never needed to be a
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: doctor or a medical professional or a psychologist or anything
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: to understand this. It's just obvious. The ACLU's lead trans
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: rights litigator was forced to admit this before SCOTUS. All
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: claims to the contrary were always self-conscious lies used by
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: the movement to emotionally blackmail and bully parents to giving
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: consent through the medicalized self-harm of their children. There is
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: no evidence that restricting transgender procedures to adults has increased
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: the rate of teen suicide. All claims to the contrary
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: are attempts to emotionally blackmail and bully the public into
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: acquiescence to a non-evidence-based medical protocol. It is just another
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: in a long line of lies that the transgender movement tells. Frankly,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: it's evil. It's evil. They knew all along that this
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: wasn't true. Here we have WPATH, the World Professional Association
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: for Transgender Health. This is the authority to which all
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: the other authorities appeal in order to wash themselves of
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: guilt for their complicity in all of this, like the AMA,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: the Endocrine Society. Transgender Health Group now says its guidelines
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: for treating youth are only opinions in intense debate. Opinions,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: not evidence-based opinions. Opinions, not facts. Gee, the mainstream media
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: kept telling me, especially in Canada, kept telling me these
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: are all facts. This was established science.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Opinions? I don't know. Are there any actual journalists left
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: in the country, at least working for CBC or Global
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: or CTV or the Toronto Star? Apparently not. The World
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Professional Association for Transgender Health's guidelines underpin opinions. Canada's approach
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: to treating gender-distressed children. So this isn't just a random group, WPATH.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: This is the authority to which the other authorities appeal.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Canada's insane laws on this are based on their standards
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: of care. So this is not nothing, right? I want
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: to show you something else as well. Hold on. Which
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: countries have restricted puberty blockers? United Kingdom. Sweden, Finland, and Norway, Italy,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: and others as well. There's France. Let's see. Finland and
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Norway recommending psychotherapy as a primary response and limiting medical interventions. Yeah. Why,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: by the way? Low certainty of evidence. Low certainty of evidence.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: systematic reviews, such as the Cass Review in the UK,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: concluded that the existing research showing benefits for minors is
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: of very low quality. Like, opinions. It's just their opinion, actually.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Very low quality. Long-term effects. Like, everybody who wasn't lying
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: to themselves, everybody who hasn't been lying to themselves has
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: known this all along. Let's go to the study here.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: The sections that follow document how claims concerning such a
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: link have been advanced by scientific and medical authorities, amplified
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: by media, and asserted in the legal arena, despite the
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: weakness of the underlying evidence. To test the claim empirically,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: we examine whether state prohibitions on surgical or pharmaceutical interventions
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: for minors with gender dysphoria have actually affected adolescent suicide rates.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Using multiple statistical approaches, including difference in differences model and
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: a national time series analysis, we find no evidence that
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: these bans have increased suicide rates. The alarmist prediction that
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: restricting medicalization of gender distressed minors would produce a spike
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: in youth suicides is not supported by the data. And again,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I just want to repeat, the wokest countries in the world,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: the wokest countries in the world have stopped doing this,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: have stopped these so-called gender treatments. The wokest countries in
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: the world have stopped issuing puberty blockers, for God's sakes.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Like UK, Sweden, Finland, Norway. If they're not doing it anymore...
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: if they have severely restricted it, if they're going to
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: things like psychotherapy, saying, actually, you're not born in the
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: wrong body, there's a problem with the way you're thinking.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: If they're doing that, that should say something, shouldn't it?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't that wake people up a little bit? Hopefully it will.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, apparently it is starting to a bit. I
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: think it'll be, honestly, the lawsuits that'll put an end
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: to all of this madness. But again, just on the
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: face of it, it is so absurd, tragically absurd, the
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: idea that chemically castrating, mutilating, permanently medicalizing, preventing from growing
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: into a healthy adult body would reduce suicidal ideations and
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: actual suicides. That's mad. You didn't need to be a
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: doctor or a psychologist to know that was mad. That
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: wasn't going to work. Of course, the reality is obviously
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: the opposite, as is just everything seemingly from the progressive
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: left these days. Just another and a long line of
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: lies that the transgender movement tells.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Time to wake up, world. I mean, this is literally
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: an atrocity. This is Mengele stuff we're talking about. Wake up.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Big tits. Let's see. Nevada says started working early today.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Didn't get enough coffee this morning. We'll get some more now.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Get some more. Take some right now. Let's see. Let's see.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: is he says, say what? But I thought it was
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: better to have a daughter than a dead son. They
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: were lying to you. I mean, it was such an
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: obvious lie too. Like how stupid have we become? Like
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: how stupid have we become that just because they have
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: some bullshit expert on the CBC or on CNN, everybody
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: just unquestionably believes. Oh yes, I guess it must be right.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: I guess chemically castrating, mutilating, permanently medicalizing, children because they
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: heard on TikTok that somebody said they were born in
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: the wrong body because they're not totally comfortable going through puberty,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: that you have to do those things to them or
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: else they'll kill themselves and they'll get depressed and kill themselves.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't need to be an expert in
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: anything to know that that's mad. That's madness. Chemically castrating, mutilating,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: permanently medicalizing, preventing from growing into a healthy adult body,
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: children who have discomfort going through puberty is madness. Pretending
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: that that's going to prevent them from being suicidal is insane. Obviously,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: that's likely to make them suicidal. Obviously. Obviously, they cannot
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: give informed consent for this. They have no idea what
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: it's like to live in a healthy, fully sexually developed
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: human body. It's madness. You would have to be an
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: idiot to believe any of that bullshit. Let's see. All right,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: all right, all right. There's my rant on that. We're
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: getting close to the end of this. Well, that's everything
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: I put together. We might even finish a bit early tonight, actually.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But I want to tell Rosie that
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: the trivia was awesome. So I'm really happy you got
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: us to do that because that was fun. That was
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: a really good idea. I'm giving you total credit, Rosie.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: 100% credit. Massive credit. In fact, I'm even going to
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: do this. You did a good thing. A good thing.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: And I gave you a lot of guff. But you
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: did a good thing. Let's see. Izzy says they should
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: all be charged and sued into the ground. Izzy says
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: it's criminal. But it should be prison sentences, honestly. Rose
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: says that was fun playing trivia. You even got one correct, Richie.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: I came in second. Second. And I did not cheat either.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: That was straight from my powerful, powerful brain. Let's see.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Got to give the credit where the credit's due, folks.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Got to do it. So James Woods posted this. I know,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: I know. All right, James Woods posted this. You could
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: watch this all day and not regret it. This is
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: just nice. This is what we call the puppy palate
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: cleanser right here. Let's go. Come on. Come on, spinning
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: circle thing. Let's go. Let's go. The spinning circle thing
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: is trying to puppy block us. It's not going to work, though.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: We're going to go right back. There we go. Restoring
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: your faith in humanity posted this. I think we can
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: all use some of that. Especially living in Canada. So
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: a German shepherd with a bunch of puppies.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: That is just nice. See, doesn't that feel better? All
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: that awful news and we watch something like that and
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: it's just so lovely and pleasant. Now, unfortunately, there is
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: a dark side to this. This video was taken on
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: Epstein Island and, um, Stephen Hawking molested all of those
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: puppies with that one finger that kind of moved a
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: little bit. Bill Clinton held them up. It's pretty dark, actually.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: They're all in therapy now, all of those puppies. But,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, otherwise, it's a palate cleanser. Just nice. Let's see.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: Roig Nationalists. Yeah, so apparently Xi Jinping and Cyril Ramaphosa,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: he's the president of South Africa, all got sick. They
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: had a meeting in India, and they all got sick.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: I can now reveal the first footage of the catering
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: for the Brick Summit that has apparently killed Xi Jinping
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: and Cyril Ramaphosa. Let's take a look.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually AI. This is going to be
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: AI for sure. But I don't find it that... It
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: does seem plausible, plausible. Maybe we should find out. I
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: was going to look up what was going on with
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: these two, Xi and Cyril Ramaphosa, before the stream, and
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I forgot. I totally forgot. I ran out of time.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe we should take a look right now. What the
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: hell is going on with that? Xi and Ramaphosa, both
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: terrible people, by the way. India, sick. Let's take a look.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: India fact checks. Hold on a second. Are China's Xi
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Jinping and South Africa's Ramaphosa sick? On social media claims
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: that Chinese President Xi Jinping and his South African counterpart
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: Cyril Ramaphosa are sick after the BRICS summit are spreading
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: like wildfire. Wildfire. That's the best kind of fire. Everybody
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: knows that. The wave of speculation prompted the Ministry of
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: External Affairs to issue a clarification, calling these posts misleading.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: So they just have diarrhea. Let's see. World Readers. Well,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: I was thinking Xi Jinping, and then I just immediately
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: said World Readers. It's not my fault. My brain. I
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: told you about my brain. World Readers. and their health
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: are always a subject of speculation. Rumors about the aging U.S.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin rarely cease.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: It's true. Now, almost a week after India hosted the
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: BRICS summit in New Delhi, speculation is rife over Chinese
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: President Xi Jinping's health. Numerous unverified accounts on social media
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: have claimed that the leader was flown out of India
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: in a hurry and rushed to the hospital. In addition
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: to Xi's health, rumors began flying over the condition of
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: South Africa's Cyril Ramaphosa. Amid the conjecture, India's Ministry of
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: External Affairs, in a rare move, had a bath, stepped in,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: issued a clarification that these claims were misleading and cautioned
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: against such malicious posts online. They published multiple posts debunking
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: rumors of Xi Jinping and Cyril Ramaphosa's ill health. Blah, blah, blah.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: So are they really dying? I don't know. Hold on
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: a second. I think they got diarrhea, though. I think
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: they did. What's this one? What's this? Newsweek. Okay, let's
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: check out Newsweek. They had a meeting. They had some
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: gross curry. And... mental health, utility is denied, what we know, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: BRICS meeting. According to Xi, as chairman for the China
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Democratic Party, currently banned in the country, Xi suffered a transient...
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: ischemic attack or mini-stroke during the summit and was forced
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: to depart early. In a series of ex-posts, it said
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: the Chinese president was receiving treatment in a locked-down section
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: of Beijing's 301 Hospital, the country's largest military medical center. Well,
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: I hope the sound of all of those political prisoners
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: having their organs removed, I hope the screams aren't keeping
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: them up at night. They'd probably do it in a
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: different part of the hospital, I imagine. Let's see. No
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: official comment or confirmation on Xi's condition. Xi was filmed
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: walking up the stairs into his plane before leaving India.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Though Xi said the president struggled to climb the steps
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: and also has serious diarrhea. Part of the discourse stemmed
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: from a moment involving blah, blah, blah, blah. Xi Jinping
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: is not well this time. China could not hide his condition.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know about any of this.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell's going on. Whatever.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: I don't even care anymore. Let's see. So that's gross.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Yeah, there's that as well. What do we
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: have here? Mitch Hedberg. How about just some one-liners? How
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: about some comedy? He's not around anymore. He died of
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: a drug overdose. I believe heroin. I believe. at Shedberg
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: a long time ago. But let's take a look. He's
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: one of those old school comics, one-liners. You don't really
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: see these anymore.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 8: One time a guy handed me a picture of himself.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 8: He said, here's a picture of me when I was younger.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 8: Every picture is of you when you were younger. I
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 8: was at a casino and I was standing by the
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 8: door and the security guard came over. He said, you're
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 8: going to have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 8: And so if there was a fire, I wasn't going
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 8: to run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 8: never blocking a fire exit. I used to be a
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 8: hot tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. I was
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 8: walking by a record store. The sign out front said
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 8: they specialized in hard to find records and tapes. Nothing
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 8: was alphabetized. I have a cheese shredder at home. That's
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 8: a positive name for it.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: Cheese shredder.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 8: They never called by its negative name because no one
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 8: would buy it.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: Sponge Ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 8: Now I have little bits of sponge that would melt
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 8: easily over tortilla chips.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: I like an.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 8: Escalator, man, because an escalator can never break. It can
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 8: only become stairs. I saw a concert here in New
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 8: York City with my friend Craig Gass. It was a
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 8: heavy metal concert by a band called Monster Magnet.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: And the singer got, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: singer got on the microphone.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: This is what he said.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 8: He goes, all right, how many people feel like human
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 8: beings tonight? They said, all right, how many people feel
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 8: like animals? And everybody cheered after the animals part. But
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 8: the thing is, I cheered after the human beings part
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 8: because I did not know that there was a second
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 8: part to the question.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: You know, it seems like everything's become so homogenized these days.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Like there used to be like, everything like music, comedy movies,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: like everything's kind of just the same now. Like there
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: used to be kind of a lot of different kinds
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: of personalities and everything. I think back to the eighties, right?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: Like the, the music, like the hit songs, it could be,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: you know, like Brian Adams or the cure, right. Or they,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: you know, you'd be hearing like how soon is now
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: by the Smiths. There's all kinds of different kinds of
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: music around. that were popular, right? They were all kinds
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: of different comedians. There's Mitch Hedberg. You had Eddie Murphy,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: but you also had Stephen Wright. You know, you had
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: Andrew Dice Clay. You had the guy who screamed all
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: the time. You had Rodney Dangerfield. All these different kind
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: of characters that were not the same person. Like, there
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: are very funny comedians now, but I don't see that
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: same kind of variation. Everything is kind of homogenized a
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: little bit. And that's not to shit on the funny comedians.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: There's some great ones today. But again, we're not seeing
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: vastly different characters and styles. Same thing with music. It
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: all sounds the same. Turn on a modern Top 40.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: It all sounds like the same song. Even in movies
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: as well. It's quite disappointing. Has anybody else noticed that?
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: Just this kind of homogenization of culture. That's a bad development.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: Penguin Hunter, how you doing? Everybody go to Penguin Hunter
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: has a channel. Go there now and subscribe right now.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: Do it right now. Don't be a scumbag. Get over there.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: Do it. You can take a minute. You can take
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: 30 seconds. Go over and subscribe. What's it going to
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: hurt you? What's the big deal? Just do it. Are
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: you seriously that lazy? God, you're disappointing. God, you've disappointed
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: me tonight. Get over there and do it right now.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Penguin 163, for God's sakes. I shouldn't even have to
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: say this. In any case, I said I wasn't going
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: to chastise the audience tonight. I said I wasn't going
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: to do it, but I can't help it. I love
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: you guys. I'll make it all better.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: Hold on. Love you, baby.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: You're beautiful.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: See?
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: See?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Dame Pam, how you doing? All right, all right, all right.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 9: Um.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: Rosie says, Richie, you do sound very similar to how
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: you sounded last night. Just saying. Whatever. I'm just going
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: to ignore that. Uh, let's see. Penguin Hunter says, uh,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: hold on. Uh, Mr. Bloney, sir, have you seen Pat
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: O'Neill on Kill Tony? I have not. I don't think
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: I have, but we're all going to watch it now.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: All of us. Uh, let's see. Uh, I guess it
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: would be on YouTube, wouldn't it? Let's check it out
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: on YouTube. What is it? Pat? Patrice O'Neill? I thought
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: he was not alive. O'Neill killed Tony. Who am I
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: thinking of? Pat O'Neill, every Pat O'Neill killed Tony appearance. Oh,
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: so I don't know this guy. Okay. I don't know
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: who he is. I was thinking Patrice. All right, hold on.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: Let's take a look. All right. I was thinking of
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: a different person, different comedian.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 6: Been vaping, but it's just not as satisfying as cigarettes.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 6: You ever try putting one of these out on your kid?
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: Nothing.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: No reaction.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: Generation soft is.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: A big reason why.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is off to a very good start.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 6: The other day, my friend told me Tiger Woods is
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 6: Native American. I was like, no shit, his name's Tiger Woods.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 6: His dad's named Bear Forest. Gonna watch what you say now, though. Like,
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: we all know you're not allowed to say the word forest.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: Anymore so.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 6: Now i just ignore my little brother to be on
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: the right side of history and you shouldn't call them
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: midgets anymore either no they prefer the term mexican women oh.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: Yes midgets the original pocket pussies.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: See, the jokes aren't even that great. It's just the face.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: He's just got the comedy face. He's got a face
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: that it just, when he says things, it's just kind
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: of funny.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: Or as pedophiles call him, close enough. You know what
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was good.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Matt O'Neill, you did it, buddy. Fuck yeah.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 4: Full minute, 15 laughs throughout. I didn't hear the cat.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: You're good.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: You're good.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: So nervous, Tony. I wish I was retarded right now.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: I bet there's a lot going on in that head.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: You constantly look like you're being electrocuted at all times. Unbelievable.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: You look like you could charge phones just by touching them.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: I think we can still be friends after that.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. I don't know what the fuck that means,
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: but you're doing great, Pat.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 4: You're a funny guy. I remember you from the Netflix
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 4: taping here a while back. How's life changed since being on?
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: I'm an open mic-er. Oh, perfect.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: Bad at networking.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: Bad.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: Bad at networking. What do you mean by that? Tell
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: us more.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: That I'm unlikable. Okay.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: Penguin Hunter says everything about him is comedy. I agree.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean you don't have a chance.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: Look at me. Fair enough.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 4: I would say you're much more likable than me.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: I would say.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, look at you. I like you.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: Thanks, buddy.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Let's get the fuck out of here. Remind us, Pat,
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: what do you do for work?
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 4: I work for a mortgage company. I thought you said
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 4: morgue at first, and I wouldn't believe that. You have
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 4: morgue energies.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: James McCann.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: I've been thinking about the energy.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 11: I think you have the energy of like documentary footage
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 11: of a comic from the 80s.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks like a headshot.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 11: But like who goes on to have a huge cocaine
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 11: problem and do voiceovers in cartoons.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: But you look like you're from the past. You have
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: a 1980s young man face.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: Am I wrong?
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: Am I going insane? No, you're right. You're spot on.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: No, like Dennis Wolfberg, like he died in the 80s.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: You're of another time. I love these references, guys, but
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: let's keep it on Pat here.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: You know Dennis Wolfberg?
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody would.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: I'm 40.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: That's perfect. Okay, Pat.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about it, buddy. What do you do with
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: the rest of your life looking what you look like?
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: I'm Like steak? I like candy.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: I like girls. I like movies.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: You go on dates a lot?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm straight.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 4: When you go on dates, how do you find people?
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 4: Gay people go on dates too, by the way. I
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 4: don't know if you know that.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: They just fuck. All right. How have I never seen
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: this guy before? This guy, yeah, everything about him is comedy. Yes.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: How have I never seen this guy?
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, straight to that. You're very excited tonight, Pat. Look
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: at you. Come on, kill Donut.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: You're damn right. I like steak! I like ghouls! I
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: like candy!
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: That's the best response I've ever heard.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 4: This dude's an alien that studied us and just came here.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: I like what everybody likes.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 11: You've watched a lot of old test footage from the
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 11: earlier part of the 20th century and you're going, they're
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 11: like girls, they're like candy, they're like big smiles and
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 11: good times.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, just fuck.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 11: All right, I can say that.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: I like everything I'm seeing.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: Thank you, James.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: Where are you from?
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: Massachusetts. I live here now.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: There's one retarded lady from Massachusetts. So, Pat, when you
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: go on these dates, where do you find these victims, people? Like,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: is it a dating app that you're on or something?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm single now.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: Fingers crossed. We're still early on. I was talking to
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: that girl backstage.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: Heidi?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: Heidi or Juanita? You could be next. You could be next.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 4: So like the last date that you went on, tell
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: us what that was like. What did you do?
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: What was, what happened?
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Quinceanera.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 6: I've never understood quinceaneras because it's like the day they
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 6: become a woman, but they're already pregnant.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, Pat O'Neill's got it. Pat O'Neill's got a quinceanera joke.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: So, Pat, this last date that you've avoided the question
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: on nine times successfully, we're back at it.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: Last date you were on. I mean, honest answer.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 6: I just broke up with my lady friend who's also
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 6: a very delightful comic.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: And perfect. Why did you break up with her? I
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: live here. Oh, she lived somewhere else.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: Massachusetts still?
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. How did you do it? Over the phone? Well,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't do it. Look at me. She broke up
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: with you? Is that what you're saying?
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 4: What did she say to you? Did it come as
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: a surprise to you? She said, we're not dating.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: Sort of a blur. Did you just break into her house? No,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 4: it's a long distance relationship or else he would have. Uh,
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: so she kind of broke your heart when this happened? No, no.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: How recently did this happen?
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: It just starts crying.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, see?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, never. You can't break a heart which doesn't exist.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: I ate candy and steak and filled that part of
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 4: my soul because that's what I do because I'm a
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: real human being. Come here, let me charge your phone
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: for you.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it, Pat.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 4: You hear that gentle piano music. You know what that means.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: Tell us. Three weeks ago.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, Pat.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: You're such a funny looking guy, Pat.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: It's incredible.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: Everything about you is so comedic.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: It was three.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, spotlight's gone. You ever do funny stuff at the
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 4: mortgage place?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 6: No, no, I was lucky to keep it after Netflix,
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 6: so they're good people and they will.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 4: Wait, when you go on dates or you work, do
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: you comb your hair different or.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: Anything like that?
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 4: That's actually a great question, Red.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 6: I put the vergen on way too close to a
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 6: sun hat this afternoon, so it's worse than.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to go to the next... Oh,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, let's check this out. Watch one
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 1: more of these. Let's see.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: Pat O'Neill, everybody. Pat O'Neill.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 10: Folks, I was watching Batman earlier and it really got
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 10: me thinking, you know, because Bruce Wayne, his alter ego.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 4: Is Batman, inspired by his paralyzing fear of bats.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 10: So I guess then my superhero name would be Black Man.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 4: Man, okay.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 10: And considering how many of these superheroes get their power
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 10: from radiation, not nearly enough of them are Japanese.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 4: Come on, Asian jokes are short-sighted.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: And....
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: What do I know?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 10: Until Oppenheimer came out, I thought Nagasaki was about black blowjobs.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 10: Speaking of overreactions, Hamas really brought a knife to a
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 10: fucking space laser fight, huh?
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: Holy shit.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: Out of control.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 10: I'll never understand how conflict in the Middle East has
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 10: lasted so long. considering half of them face the same
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 10: way five times a day.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 6: Fucking sneak up behind them!
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 4: Problem solved! You are welcome, Jews!
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: Pat O'Neill has done it again.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 1: Sneak up behind them. This guy is, okay, I've got
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: to keep my eye out for this guy. I can't
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: believe I've never seen this guy before. All right, thank you,
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: Penguin Hunter. We've got a new one. We've got a
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: new one. Let's see. Hold on. Let's get... What else
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: did we have? Did we have anything else in this last...
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: That was actually the end of it. So I don't know.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll watch a bit more of that. Because we
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 1: got nothing else. Should we watch a bit more? Let's
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: go to the chat first, though, first. Hold on a second. First, though, first.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Going back. Where were we? Where were we? Hey,
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 1: what else? It says more people watching than there are likes.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: Come on, everyone. Hit that button for, come on, people.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: Get your free good karma by hitting that like button.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 1: In these troubled times, can you afford to turn your
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: back on some free good karma? I wouldn't do it.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not crazy. I heard about somebody who didn't, who
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: watched the stream and then they didn't like it and
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: then they died.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: Dead.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: It was terrible. Let's see. Where were we in the chat?
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going back. Okay, I think we've done this. All right.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Okay, Pad Audio, we did that. Okay, we
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 1: did that. Press... Dame Pam says, it's good that Mr.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: Bologna has such a great, cheery sense of humor. And
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: now for joke number one. Let's see. Some people who
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: are not alive are still on video, Richie. That's true.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: That's true. No, but I thought if it was the
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: guy I was thinking of, like I thought he died
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: before Kill Tony. That's what I was saying. Let's see.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Rosie says he's great at, he's got a, yes,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: he has a great sense of humor. He is good
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 1: at chastising the audience too, but he does not like
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 1: it when we chastise him. I don't like it. That's
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: bullshit when that happens. Bullshit. Let's see. Dame Pam says,
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: talking about Pat O'Neill there. He looks more like from
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 1: the 50s to me. He's just a weird guy, a
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: kind of unique person, it looks like. He is fantastic,
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: Penguin Hunter says. Let's see. Dame Pamp says he's cute
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 1: and humble, too. Penguin Hunter says he is the epitome
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: of the random guy everyone wants to see succeed because
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: he really is just naturally good at what he does. Yes,
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 1: he is very natural, Dame Pamp says. So I think
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: the audience likes that Pat O'Neill. Let's see. Damn, Pam. Yeah,
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: I've always wondered about that sneaking up behind them thing.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 1: It just makes sense. Agreed.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: Agreed.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: I think that's how the 1967 war went. Let's see.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Can you imagine dying because you didn't like
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: the stream? Such bad juju. I know. It's terrible. I
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: don't know why anybody wouldn't like the stream. It's so
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 1: dangerous to not do it. Let's see. Rosie says, more
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: karma can prevent that. Hit that like button. This is serious.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: I believe Rosie is a medical professional. Not really, but
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just say things. Let's see. What
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: are we? We're an hour and 52 minutes in. So
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's check the ads. Let's check the ads.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: What's going on with the ads? Nope. Nope. I will
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 1: not do an ad. I've made it perfectly clear to Rumble.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 1: I will not do an ad for under 36 cents.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 1: So we're not doing an ad. Penguin says, eight more
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: minutes of Pat O'Neill jokes. All right, let's do a
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: little more. Let's go back.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: You are one of the funniest people, Pat. How's life going, buddy?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 1: All right. How about you?
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 4: I'm great, Pat. I'm great.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 1: Good, good.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 4: Pat looks like this all the time, by the way.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: This isn't a character or anything.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 12: He looks and sounds suicidal, but I would try to
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 12: save his life. I'm telling you, I don't know too
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 12: much about you, whatever. But you have a very funny,
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 12: funny energy. It always reminds me of Howie Mandel, when
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 12: Howie Mandel first started, right? He had this nervous energy,
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 12: and he worked with it. This is my first time
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 12: seeing you, but you look funny, you sound funny, and
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 12: you're funny.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 6: Hey, remember the last time you were on, you wanted
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 6: to fuck that trans girl?
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. You know what?
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 12: That's funny. I'll just leave it at that. My DMs
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 12: are already blown up. I don't need no more Tonya
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 12: Tonys in my motherfucking DM. But I do remember that
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 12: time where I misspoke. And I said something that was inappropriate.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I remember. But you're still funny. Thank you.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Don. Did you fuck that trans girl?
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: Fucking let's get to it together after.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: Someone ordered the charcuterie board. There's three types of crazy
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 4: meat at this party. Pat, what is your love life like?
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 4: You seem like the kind of guy that would fuck
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: almost anything.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 10: Now out of the dating game, doing that thing lately
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 10: where you'll whack off for hours before finishing.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 4: Ooh.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: Tell us about that.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: What's it called again? Oh yeah.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: Coke.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 4: I'm doing a lot of cocaine. Oh, tough to come
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 4: on coke.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: Incredible.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 4: Where are you? Uh, how often are you doing cocaine?
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: No, not anymore.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: Not anymore.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 4: Deviated septum.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: Better to go to sleep.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 4: Every now and then.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: You're such a funny guy, Pat. Are you getting on
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 4: stage a lot here in Austin?
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: Every night?
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 2: What do you do for work?
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: I got fired two weeks ago.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: Fired from?
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: Like a mortgage company. What did you do to get fired?
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 5: Um.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: Cocaine.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: That's how the septum got deviated.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 10: I understand the nature of the show, but I have
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 10: a severance thing where I'm getting paid, so I literally cannot.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: Perfect answer.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 2: No, it's great. No, I love it.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: Saying I understand the nature of the show, but I
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 4: have a severance thing is actually the best answer I
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 4: think we've ever.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: Gotten for that question.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 4: I can't be homeless. I'm sorry. No, it's fantastic. If
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 4: you already look at it, you can't actually live it.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 4: Tell us something else crazy about your life, Pat. How
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: did you end up like this? Are your parents dead, too?
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 4: My dad is, yes. Yep, there you go. Dad is
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: a doorknob.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: How did your dad die?
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 10: Liver cirrhosis at age 40.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: My God.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 4: How much was he drinking to get that at 40?
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 1: A lot. Yeah. All day?
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 1: Yes. Amazing.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 4: I ask these questions because I like to have a
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 4: few drinks at night and I get scared. I'm a
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 4: little hypochondriac.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: 40. That's amazing.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: How old was he when he had you?
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 4: How old were you when he died? Let's put it
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: 16, I think. Okay.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 4: How old are you now? You look like you could
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 4: be anything. Somehow still look 16. You locked in.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: 29.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: 29. Perfect.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 13: You guys might not be able to hear it over
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 13: the podcast but the entire crowd just gasped and all
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 13: said different words a lot of fucked.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: Jesus very rude audience.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: Make these fuckers laugh.
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 4: Pat you are absolutely hilarious we love you here on
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 4: the show uh.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: Keep coming back. Is that what you want?
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 4: More than anything in the world.
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 4: Well, I just did the only one I have up
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 4: here away. I won't disappoint you. I won't bother you
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 4: to be.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 3: On a lot.
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 2: You know, we got another one. Fuck you, Pat O'Neill, everybody.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 4: Folks, I'm on Tinder now. Grindr was too easy.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: I needed a challenge. I don't settle for that easy shit.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 4: Found my ex on that other app. Google Maps.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 1: Got you, bitch.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 4: Fucking try and run from me.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: Dummy.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 10: I cheated on her like she was a math test.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 10: With a Chinese boy. But, you know, that's college for you.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 10: Went on a date with an older gal recently. Told
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 10: me she was going through menopause.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, well.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 6: Your mouth still gets wet right fucking we can make
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 6: this work let's not get all hasty a lot of
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 6: the women i've dated have been single moms after i'm
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 6: through with them and.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 2: Will it cause an effect?
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 10: The other night in bed, this black girl told me
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 10: to eat her ass.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, I thought I already was.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 2: What's this thing then? So much going on down here.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: This is all so new to me.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 2: Pat O'Neill getting us started with a bang.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: See, the funny thing is, even when the jokes don't land,
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: just looking at him is funny.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: Talented.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine you doing anything other than this. You
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 4: look like a reptilian fucking leprechaun of some kind. I mean,
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 4: you are just a true comedian.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 2: You look like a confused bird.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 4: Definitely confused.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: An amazing set, Pat. Is this true?
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 4: Are you out there? Are you dating people? What can
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 4: a woman expect on a date with Pat O'Neill?
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 10: Uh well i don't know a lot of this and
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 10: uh yeah if they're lucky i'll put my fingers in
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 10: their pussy wow if they're lucky my goodness if they're
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 10: lucky they'll get yours you know women my move the
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 10: fingering yes when does that start on the date exactly
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 10: is that a go-to get it started with a bang
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 10: yeah i mean ideally but if she's classy you'll wait
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 10: an hour or two hell.
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah A lot of classy bitches out there.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: Incredible.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 2: You ever take them back to your birdhouse or anything?
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: Do you go to theirs?
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah.
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: I got a bed.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: You got a bed? Do you have your own apartment?
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: You live by yourself?
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: Believe it or not.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 4: No, I believe it. I don't think you're exactly the
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 4: most in-demand roommate on the market right now. not a
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 4: lot of people are into a permanent halloween decoration every time.
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 2: They get home i.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 10: Love it what's hanging on your walls at your apartment
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 10: like what the paintings.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 4: Great question red man wow look at you do you
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 4: think of this before the episode that's a great question.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 1: Like, nothing.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 4: Honestly. See, that's a great question because it leads to
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 4: a frightening answer. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, absolutely
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 4: nothing at all?
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: No.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 2: Like, when you bring girls back to that nothing, what's
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: the game?
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 4: I'm like, there's a TV.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 8: Uh-huh.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 1: Bitch. Wow.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gotta give them a little. TV on the floor, or?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 4: No, no, it's on the wall. I paid a fella.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 4: Before Trump won. He was still here.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, got it.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 1: Yes. Mexican. Mexican.
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 4: Got political there. They're still around. Too many, if you
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 4: ask me.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm kidding. I like to say I'm kidding now.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding, everybody.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 4: Anyway. So how could you hang a TV but absolutely
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 4: nothing else? I mean, normally, like high schoolers, college kids,
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 4: they at least have like unframed posters or something. I'm
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 4: open to advice. If you have suggestions, I'll... You've never
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 4: thought of this at all before?
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 1: No, I don't. What am I supposed to put on
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 1: my walls?
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 4: Hot dudes, Tony? What the fuck?
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know why that would be your first go-to.
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 4: Do you have interesting paint colors at your apartment? You're
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 4: right back to your normal level of questions, I see.
• 2:02:01
  Speaker 4: Do you have normal paint colors in your apartment?
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: Are there any plants?
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 4: There's no fucking way this guy's got a plant.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 5: Everything is dead in that apartment.
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 4: I got a candle recently. I felt fancy about that.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: Is it a scented candle?
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 4: What is the scent of that candle? It's like fucking
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 4: vanilla or something.
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 2: Wow, look at you, Mr. Romance.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 2: Just one candle. Yeah, I'm working my way up. What's
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 2: the candle sitting on?
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 1: All right, that's it for me. I think we're going
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 1: to call it a night, folks. But that guy's funny.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I've never seen that guy before. All right.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 1: Rosie says, I skipped our chocolate comment. What the hell's
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: going on with that? Where's Rosie? Rosie is the offspring
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: of medical professional. That's the same thing. That's the same
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: as being one yourself. Something. Rosie says, want me to
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 1: find some great chocolate. I think that might be what
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 1: he means when he says we have nothing else. I
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 1: did not mean that. Matter of fact, I did not
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 1: mean that at all. I meant the opposite of that
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 1: is what I meant. Let's see. Was there, did somebody
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: have something to write? There was some, here was a
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: thing to raid, right? Was that a, that's the channel
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: to write. All right, we'll do some fucking chocolate. Then
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: put a chocolate link in the chat. Then for God
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 1: damn it. I was hoping to avoid this, but you
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 1: know what? Go ahead. Just put a goddamn chocolate link
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 3: We'll go.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to see the chocolate. Everybody wants to, we're
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 1: all obsessed with chocolate. with, like, chocolate sculptors and fucking
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: chocolate fountains and stuff. We're all obsessed. All we can
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 1: think about is the chocolate. So just go ahead, Rosie.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 1: Put some goddamn chocolate Link in the chat. I'm fine
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 1: with it. I love it. I love doing the chocolate Links.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and do that right now. Just put it
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 1: in there. Everybody's waiting breathlessly to see the chocolate Link.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, the last one was pretty good. So, I mean,
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 1: we could do that. Or maybe I'll just find one myself.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Let's see. Let's go here. And then I'm
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: going to type in... What's this? What the heck's this?
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 1: Hold on. So... We say chocolate on this channel. So
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: let me catch you saying chocolate. Chocolate.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 3: Chocolate.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: Chocolate. We'll do a fountain again. Fountain. Chocolate fountain. Let's
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: do that. Let's see. Cheese fondue with a chocolate fountain.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: That's not what I asked for. X algorithm. That's not
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: what I asked for at all. And it's just that? What? What?
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 1: That's not a chocolate fountain. What the hell? I got
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 1: the poo on me. What the... What is with the
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 1: X algorithm in chocolate? It always just shows weird, gross stuff.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 1: Let's see. The world's most... Oh, Rosie's got one for us.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 1: All right. Do that. Let's see. YouTube. Better not be
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 1: that chocolate sculpture guy again. Let's see.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 3: Paste.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 1: Let's go. What's this? The Aer Lingus sale is ending soon.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 4: Don't miss your chance to book the holiday you deserve.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's Ireland. Lost a file for this thing?
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 2: Click this thing.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: Now your image is an edit... Ah, it's this guy again.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 4: I think he's.
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 1: Making a.
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 3: Chocolate sex doll.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I think he's making here.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's a chocolate tombstone, I think, with lava
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 1: coming out of it. Now I think it's some sort of,
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 1: I think that was some sort of satanic symbol on
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 1: it there. So it's some sort of, satanic tombstone, I think.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you. There we go. So it was not a
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 1: chocolate sex robot after all. I thought that it was.
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 1: My instincts really let me down there, I've got to say.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 1: Spambot says, why do you get ads on YouTube? Because
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 1: I'm awesome. Let's see. Maybe fast forward, Rosie says. No,
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 1: forget about the roadcaster. You're never getting it. Let's see. No,
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 1: we can't do that tonight. And so, all right. Penguin
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: Hunter's girlfriend just came out and yelled at him. Need
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 1: to go to bed.
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 3: Good night. All right.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's it for me tonight. We've got
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 1: a little bit long tonight, but I'm kind of tired.
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 1: We've been doing a lot of longer streams lately, so
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 1: I want to give myself this. Let's see.