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#171 After 2 Beers: Prankster Shenanigans, Werewolf Babies, and a Deputy's DUI Downfall · After 2 Beers

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the After 2 Beers news version of the podcast.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kimmy Keplar.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: That's me and Michael the Puddin' Summers.
• 0:12
  Speaker 3: Hello, what's going on?
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Man, just thought I'd record a podcast today.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, didn't have anything else to do, right.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: No, no, I just I'm bored.
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: Try to stay warm.
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so bullshit out there, so Stay warm.
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so bullshit out there, it's so cold out there right now.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're joining us for the first time, maybe you're listening, maybe you're watching.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: We greatly appreciate you hanging out with us.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: The concept of After Two Beers is we sit around, we consume at least two alcohol beverages Minimum.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't even do the plural, I got thrown up by Puddin's happy anniversary for Morrison oh yeah, yeah, buddy yeah congratulations.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: I hope he got laid Me too.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Oh man, he's like it wasn't my birthday.
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: I know, it's just your birthday.
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: But what we do?
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: We sit around, we have a couple drinks and then we bring you some relevant topics that you probably don't get to hear about on your regular news.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: Basically, we're just trying to cast a little comedy into the world.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: You know lots of stressful shit going on.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: Give me some of that funny news that they won't tell you local, yeah exactly that's what we're here for, and we throw a little alcohol in there because that never hurt the situation.
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: It gets even better here for and we throw a little alcohol in there because that never hurt the situation.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: I mean if we're not funny, or we at least think we are.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there you go.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and everything's from florida.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you'd be amazed.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: There's crazy shit that goes on everywhere.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: It's not just unique to the state of florida.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Um, before we get going, I want to make sure we thank our patreon sponsors.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: If you would love to support the show, or even maybe like to do it, you can go to patreoncom backslash after two beers, and we'd be very supportive of that.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: We also do trivia live here in Richmond on about every Wednesday or so.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: If you follow us on Facebook, we'll keep you up to date with an updated calendar, but you can come join us live at those events.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: You're also welcome to join us while we do these recordings.
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: I think we've heard that we may be doing an additional trivia coming up, maybe once a month.
• 2:18
  Speaker 3: Once a month possibly, yeah, At VFW here in Richmond.
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: We're just out there Possibly win thousands of dollars.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we give away legit prizes.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: They're lottery tickets, yeah right, right.
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: Why would you not come to possibly win thousands?
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: of dollars, thousands of dollars, I promise you and it costs you nothing Now for real, Except for the drinks.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Free Well yeah.
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: Airplane bottles or something.
• 2:41
  Speaker 4: Hey, I don't run the place.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just there.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: I'm just there as entertainment.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: I'm the entertainment.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: Thanks again to our buddy.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: Kevin Shook here at E Studios.
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, kevin.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, kevin, if you watch this show as much as we do it for entertainment, it's also a phenomenal commercial for the opportunities that you have here to utilize this equipment.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: So reach out to Kevin Shook at Global Media Studios and Enterprises Enterprises.
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's Enterprises.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Are you an Enterprise, kevin?
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: I've only been here eight years, yeah.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: That's an undertaking, an undertaking Enterprise, an Enterprise, a whole, whole enterprise you're like enterprise yeah, that's the man that's the enterprise, and ai.
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's so good oh, anyway, all right.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: uh, thanks for joining us.
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  Speaker 1: If you're watching us live, if you're listening to our audio version, you can listen to us on iTunes and Spotify, but we are live typically every other week on Thursdays.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: But you can also watch recorded versions of us on YouTube, on Facebook, so go back and do that as well.
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: And the reason I bring it up mostly is because we are live.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: We encourage audience interaction.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: So if you're watching the show.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: Feel free to comment.
• 4:09
  Speaker 3: The more the better.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Josh Morrison's always a heavy commenter, absolutely Thank you very much.
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: Josh, you need to come hang out with us while we record one of these things, have a beer, shoot the shit.
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: First, before I get started, I wanted to talk about this Are you guys a Merry Christmas or a Happy Holidays?
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas yeah.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: I thought about it.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like I'm a Merry Christmas guy, but then I was like fuck, I'm an atheist anyway.
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: Why do I care?
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: Why am I trying to appease one group and not all the others?
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: I'm too old now.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: I just don't give a fuck.
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, yeah.
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you mean Happy holidays, no, no.
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know many Happy holiday songs that I sing during the day, but I'll be singing Some Merry Christmas.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just brought it up.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: I also do a radio show here in Richmond On 1017, the Point On the weekends, and I catch myself Saying Merry Christmas, they didn't tell me not to.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, no, no, I honestly I catch myself saying Merry.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't tell me not to.
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, no, honestly, it's one of the easiest jobs I've ever had.
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  Speaker 3: Did they come to you like, hey, we need to have a talk?
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: No, honestly, sometimes I push the bar on my show like what I say.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: To see where I can get to.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: And you're like is anybody even listening?
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: That's what I think.
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody is.
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: It's like we get listens.
• 5:22
  Speaker 3: Come on now.
• 5:23
  Speaker 3: They hear me.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: we get listens oh right that's true, that's you no, we're doing alright, but no I.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm supposed to say on there, but you know what I'm?
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: In the Midwest I say Merry Christmas, I am.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: Don't say too much, you'll be done.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: There are times where I'm like, yeah, I like to make jokes, kind of like Disney does when they make their movies, where you just kind of subtly put them in there.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: Subtly, put it in there as an adult, you'll get it.
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: You're not going to have a word.
• 5:49
  Speaker 3: Stern it, no, brutal, right to your face.
• 5:52
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, I have to see these people, yeah.
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: It's a small town.
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  Speaker 1: We know everybody Right.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: We're ready to finally get into some news stories.
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: That's what brings people to the show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here's our first story.
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  Speaker 1: This comes to us from the great state of Texas.
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  Speaker 1: The Aggies were taking on the Texas Longhorns Texas A&M by the way the Aggies in College Station this past weekend, with both teams playing for a spot in the SEC Championship game this weekend Now.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: Tickets to the game were hard to come by, even with Kyle Field being one of the biggest stadiums in the country at over 102,000 people Wow yeah.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: It's amazing to me that 100,000 people will show up to these college games Right, and people are dying to get into these things.
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 6:40
  Speaker 3: Like I said yeah, Texas football is huge.
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: Even high school, high schools, the high school stadiums are insane 40 million dollar stadiums.
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 1: The average ticket price of the game was $1,100 on StubHub this week before the game Nearly triple the price of a normal Texas A&M game.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: Now here's where the story becomes After 2 Beers related.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: During the game, the Texas A&M Police Department tweeted out that they had arrested two men wearing reflective vests and hard hats who had entered the stadium using fake credentials.
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: That's just perfect, it is right.
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  Speaker 3: How'd they get caught, though?
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: Well, they didn't actually go into how they got caught.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: Now, what was interesting about it?
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: and this might have- been part of it, because on their helmet was like the little beer holders.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah about it, and this might have been because on their helmet was like the little beer holders it uh.
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  Speaker 1: A reporter in texas did some digging into the situation and, as it turns out, these guys had some interesting names on their credentials.
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: Oh there you go.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: That should have given up their scheme immediately.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: The first one.
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  Speaker 1: His name was harry azcrack, spelled A-Z-C-R-A-Z.
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  Speaker 3: You deserve to be caught.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and his accomplice was Duncan McCockiner.
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, now you're done.
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  Speaker 1: What I love about this story is not only the fact that these guys snuck themselves into this game wearing just basically the same you can buy at a home depot or menards or a lowe's, but they used these names harry azcrack and duncan mcconner, mcconner, wow yeah they might have got away with it if they didn't use the, the dumb names I think they went online and bragged about it while they were at the game.
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's how they got busted it might be, but if you're going to use a good name like Harry Azcrack, you've got to get a little life hack, or McLovin, yeah, or McCockiner you don't even have a last name.
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  Speaker 1: This always reminds me of one of the greatest debates in bar history.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: It, oh, this always reminds me of one of the greatest debates in bar history.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: It's when you get to drinking and what is your porn name?
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Ooh nice, what was your porn name?
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: Have you thought of this?
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: I have not.
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: You haven't my nickname's Puddin', so yeah, that's just that's yeah.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: I've always thought Jack Hammer would be an amazing porn name.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a great one.
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: I've seen what was it.
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: There was a baseball player when the Richmond had the Roosters.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: Rusty Swackhammer was his name oh my gosh, I kid you not, that was the best name ever.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: Rusty Swackhammer, that was awesome.
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: That's what they called the Tin man before he got the oil.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: I thought that was always going to be a good one.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: You know, not one of those guys.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: You would have thought the tin man would have went to the wizard asking for some junk.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: He was full of junk already.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: Alright here's our second story.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: This one comes to us from the great state of Connecticut.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: A 42 year old guy named andrew kinghorn there's a good porn name, kinghorn he walked into an italian place called papa t's last friday and he sat at the counter and asked for a menu.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: Well then, he went to the bathroom.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: Now, normally for me it happens after the meal yeah, usually, but uh he came out 15 minutes later fully nude.
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  Speaker 1: Not a stitch of fabric on him.
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: Got it going on.
• 10:08
  Speaker 3: Was he taking a bath in there In the sink?
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: yes, According to the police, it caused some alarm among the patrons.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: You think I'm like, did he poop his pants?
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: And then just the cleanup.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think this had it.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: There's Papa T's right there.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of place where you walk out stark naked.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely walk stark naked out of there.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: You said Papa T's and I'm thinking it's like a really nice Italian restaurant Like you're walking up into Gallo's or something he said at the counter.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like what.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: He's ordering a slice of shit to go.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: The place bills itself as a family restaurant and, unfortunately, several kids were there when it happened.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: We treat you like family.
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: Get out of here.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: This poor guy, after this event, now has to talk to his neighbors every time he moves.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: He was still naked when cops showed up, but he complied when they asked him to put his clothes back on.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: It's not clear if he was on drugs or what.
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm going to say something I'm going to go with.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, that might have been what he was doing in the bathroom for 15 minutes, right, unless he wore some really intricate clothing.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: These clothes, this is the guy here, yeah.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure, yeah, yeah, mr.
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mr Kinghorn Kinghorn.
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: What were you on, sir?
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: He's like I'll have a meth and a slice of pepperoni.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Hold on while I do this meth.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: He's facing charges for breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: What's the injury?
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: It must be a mental injury.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Mental injury.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't unsee that.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: You will never want to go there for the breadsticks, ever again.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: Or the meatballs.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Or the.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Or the calories.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: Right or the handmade Alfredo.
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: What's your white?
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: sauce, oh gross.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: No, no, no All right.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: Here's our third story, and this is kind of freaky to me.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Since 2023, nearly a dozen infants in europe have developed hypertrichosis.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: It's commonly known as werewolf syndrome.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: What it's characterized by?
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Excessive hair growth on the face and body.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Investigations revealed that these cases were linked to caregivers use of the topical minoxidil, a popular over-the-counter hair loss treatment.
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: So basically these people are rubbing it all on them and it's absorbing into the baby's skin.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: And then they're just sprouting hair like everywhere.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: They're trying to get rid of the hair Coming out, looking like Teen.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Wolf Right, yeah, they're trying to get rid of the hair.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: No minoxidil is actually where you're trying to grow hair.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Maybe they're just trying to do some.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: It's a oh, that's a little girl.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Look at her back.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with that.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: No, is that JP?
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: When he was?
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: born.
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh this looks like one of those monkeys that.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Shook goes and visits.
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: That's probably bad that I said that.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Anyway, compare these kids a little monkeys.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Uh, health authorities have mandated that minoxidil products include warnings to prevent exposure to young children, citing potential risk to infants hearts and kidney health, plus their mental health as an adult with hair all over your body right uh, now here's the good news.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: From what I was reading, I think that the excessive hair growth in the infants subsided, so it will go away.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: But until then you just got a hairy baby.
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: I was going to say most babies lose their hair anyway.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: It's like one of them, little manchi cheese.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's exactly what I was thinking of, but I wasn't going to say it.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, Like a little shirt tail.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Remember the shirt tails?
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Man, you need to put that thing back in the oven.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: It ain't done cooking.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at that little guy.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, look at that.
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's what he's talking about.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: Werewolf in London.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's got lots of hair.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: He didn't lose it.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: He's got a better beard than me.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Well, it's Wow.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: I bet his dad's still bald.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: I see where all my hair went.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: All right, he's going to do skin implants from that kid, all right.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Here is our fourth story.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: We're just whipping right through these tonight it might be a short night.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: That's what he said.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: This one comes to us from Middleton, delaware, on Sunday, november 24th, around 3.30 in the afternoon.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I always love when a good afternoon story is I'm like wow, what are you guys doing with your?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: life.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: A Newcastle County patrol officer again this is in Delaware was stopped at a red light when a red I almost screwed that up for a minute when a red Dodge Ram see how it was a lot of R's right there.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: There's another one.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Red Dodge Ram rear-ended.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Yes see, there's a lot of R's there.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Red Dodge Ram.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: I want to see two beers folks.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, red Dodge Ram rear-ended the officer's Chevrolet Tahoe.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: The driver, identified as 53-year-old James Thorpe, then reversed his vehicle and fled northbound on Route 13.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that worked out, no.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: No, it gets better.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: The officer pursued Mr Thorpe, who ignored stop signs and continued into a Wawa parking lot at a Boyd's counter, at Boyd's Corner, rather the mistress, hey girl, I read these one time before we come on.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I think it adds a little bit to the fun, to the fun.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Amanda.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Wise says it's common and usually goes away between 12 and 18 months.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Bless his heart.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: That's probably about you.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Bless your heart too.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: You know, here's the weird part is normally like when you go out, you're like oh man, I got dog hair on me, right.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: But now it's like oh, you didn't even have it.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's my baby, my baby's shedding.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: He's 18 months, he's finally losing his facial hair that.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so bad he has.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: PTSD every time he hears a shaver.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Oh gee, all right, back to this one, back to that one.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: No, no, I did it the Red Dodge Ram.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Hey right, Red Dodge Ram rear-ended the coffin.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, so gross, all right.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Mr Thorpe was apprehended at the Wawa and the officers observed a clear sign of impairment.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, no, yeah, he'd been drinking, what Well?
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: yeah, it was 3.30.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't this take place at 3.30?
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: He probably picked up an extra one at the Wawa, that's why he does it in the afternoons.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: They're not expecting it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: They'll never.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: They don't put up those roadblocks at 3.30 in the afternoon.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get drunk and get home.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Now a background check revealed that Mr Thorpe had 11 DUIs.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Probably has not had an actual license for a while.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Well, you don't need a license to drive a car, you just need a car.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I'm traveling Probably no insurance either.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Who's going to insure a guy's had 11 DUIs Right.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I want to know how you have 11 DUIs and you're not spending a long time in jail, oh it's.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Where was this again?
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: This was in Delaware.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: That might be why.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: The officer who was not injured during the incident.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Uh, thorpe was trans, uh transported.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I've been drinking to a newcastle county police headquarters where he was charged with and this is a list of shit they shotgunned it.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah that's right, they're like they threw a charge for every dui.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: He's had One felony count of driving a vehicle under the influence, A felony count of disregarding a police officer's signal.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: A felony count of noncompliance with conditions of recognizance bond.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Cognizance.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Cognizance.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, these are big words when you've been drinking you know there's certain words you can't say when you've been drinking.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: All of them.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like judicial.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Is that your word?
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You can't say now no.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Or I've had enough.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want that shot.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Amber and Amanda are giving me shit right now.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I want to make sure that people realize that this is real shit.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: We're doing this is real.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: These that this is real shit we're doing.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: This is real.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: These things aren't packed with water.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: It's real to me, damn it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just go home tonight and just drink and just fall asleep yelling Red Dodge Ram.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Rear-ended.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Red Dodge Ram rear-ended.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Red Dodge Ram rear-ended.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: He was also charged with a bunch of misdemeanors too.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: This guy is fucked.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: How about resisting?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: arrest?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently not if it's 11.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Leaving the scene of an accident.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: He's almost up to a dozen, Right oh this is funny.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Alright, I've got one more and then I think we may call it.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: We're about a half an hour in.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Short show.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Short show.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: We're in the holidays and that's the thing I found two stories of family members that killed other family members on Thanksgiving.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen a sign that I really wanted to get and it was like deck the halls and not your family.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I left that one alone all the family killings on.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving I also had a story, actually you know what.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: We'll dive into this one a little bit, and then I'll wrap it up with my last one, a 32-year-old.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: This was in Virginia, I believe His name is Hector Maldonado.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: He pulled into a parking lot at a local Walmart and outside the establishment there were 50 cops that had drove in 40 marked police cruisers.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: It was shop with a cop day, okay, okay, yeah Well, mr Maldonado still needed shit, but he didn't have any money.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: So he walked in and proceeded to take $1,400 worth of stuff and tried to leave, while there were 50 police officers in the place.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Smart, you know where they're all at?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, a Walmart employee said they saw Hector hiding items and trying to leave the store with them, so the cops spread out and surrounded him.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: He tried to escape through the back, but they chased him down and got him into custody.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: This had to be exciting as shit for these kids.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Right shop with a cop and get arrested.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, they're like this is the coolest day ever.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: We got to go and buy toys and then they like I guess they should have been.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: they should have been shopping with some Kevin McAllister's or something Giving us a show and everything.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was a good time Start throwing roll like marbles down.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: It turns out.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: This is even better.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: This, it turns out this is even better.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: This guy should have A normal person would be like well shit, they're all here.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Right, I'm going to the Target across the street.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I'm going somewhere else, right.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: This guy not only decided that it was a good idea to show up with 50 cops inside.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: It turned out he also had active warrants.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: After skipping escort dates for you won't believe this shoplifting.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: What Didn't see that coming?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's now facing a fresh charge for felony grand larceny.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: All right, are we ready to do one more before we go?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Let's do it, you know we talked about this guy that crashed into a.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Actually he rear-ended a red Dodge Ram.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: No, actually he used the Ram to rear-end.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: To Ram.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: While it was being read, he used his Ram to Ram.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I read his red Dodge Ram.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they really messed up when they wrote that news article and didn't use rammed.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: They rammed him.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Well, they know people will be drinking and trying to read it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Well, this is my way of showing that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You know, hey, the pendulum swings both sides.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: On November 19th, 2024, so we're just a few weeks ago.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Garrison Page, he's a deputy with the Houston County Sheriff's Office in Georgia, not Houston Texas, and a former deputy of the year from the Bibb County Sheriff's Office, so maybe this was a promotion for him at this new place.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, he was arrested for DUI.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now this is where it's not.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: He's just driving home.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Had a few too many Witnesses reported Page dressed in plain clothes attempting to direct non-existent traffic near a Skyview Elementary School in Lazella, georgia.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he just sat there and hammered.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: So did he get some of the evidence off of the Right Sir we found 500 pounds of coke.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: No, you mean 300?
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: 400.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Responding officers noted Page's slurred speech and he wasn't hosting a podcast and detected the smell of alcohol.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: A partially consumed can of Mike's Hard Lemonade was found in the patrol vehicle, along with an unopened can of natural light.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, Natty got him.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: He hadn't drank that one yet.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: That was for the ride home.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: That was for a long day of traffic.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah he had to make sure those kids got across the crosswalk.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Look, there he is with his award for Deputy of the Year.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Look at him there.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: With his mountain hat.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this guy wasn't out trying to direct traffic, he was trying to find single moms.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Right, this is a guy that's out trying to arrest cougars.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Now, here's my favorite part of the entire story.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Now, here's my favorite part of the entire story.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Now, I mentioned that at Bibb County, he had been something of a special guy there with Deputy of the Year, the Houston County Sheriff's Office.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Well, he'd only been there for eight days.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: That's even better.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: How do you get fired On your day off?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I want to know who the bad cops were at Bibb.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: County.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no kidding, that's a new guy.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Get him out of here, it's a barba.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: It was sugar it was delicious.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I don't want a.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I don't want a goddamn large barba.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I want a liter of cola.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: He wanted a liter of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That's a great movie.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: All right, well, putton, you had one that I found kind of interesting.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: If you want to share it.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let me pull it up real quick which one.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one about the pee bottles.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the piss bandit.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I love it, and this has been going on for years, so out in.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Pasadena.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Pasadena yeah, A masked person.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Masked Masked.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: They have him on videotape but they still don't know who it is.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: He is a masked bandit in Pasadena.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: California has been leaving heavy bottles of urine on the top of a utility box for years.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Years, yeah, years, lots of them.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're like gallons, yes, two liters.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Does he take them one at a time?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, just takes them, leaves them up there, nobody's so wild?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: to me they don't have a camera there like just waiting for it at this point.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you see the wall and I think he crimes over it puts him up there, and the city has tried to deter this by putting like a little pyramid on top of it yeah, he broke it off.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to put the bottles back up there now, I think this guy is a superhero that people don't realize.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: So, speaking of home alone.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: It's the wet bandit.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I asked Puddin.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: He sent me the story and I said was the piss clean?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I said maybe this is a guy who's trying to help people out with drug tests.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: We're just trying to help you get a job man Shows up.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: If it were $100 bills, people would call him a hero, absolutely.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Right, but because it's bottles of piss you know, this is this is where my adb brain goes, and I'm a history nut.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Do you know?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: that's where the the piss pour, and yeah, don't have a pot to piss in yeah, that's where that came from was back in the day they would use urine to tan hides yeah and if you had a pot, you would piss in it and then you would take it and sell it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yep, and that's why you were piss poor.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: But even if you didn't have a pot, this guy's just throwing away money.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even have a pot to piss in.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I'm so poor.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: This guy back in the day.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: He's rich, he's very rich.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I still think he is an underrated superhero.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Oh absolutely.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Just because there's a lot of people that could use clean urine before they go meet with a PO.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: I'm going to guess it's probably not clean.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You don't think so.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I've got another one real quick.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I had to bring this up.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like we've got plenty of time.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I've got another one real quick.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I had to bring this up.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like you're a guy running the red ramp.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Here's the cool part about these things right.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You can basically say anything you want.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You can cuss all you want.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: There's no time limits, ooh.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the FCC doesn't control us yet and actually, with President Trump going in, he's got a ton of buddies.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Now that are podcast people, we may be able to get grants.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: We'll do it even better.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Oh man, we're going to be rich.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: A Florida man attempting to purchase crack on.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Craigslist was busted by an undercover cop.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: No way, yeah, he posted on Craigslist.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm new to the area, anybody got any ice or crack?
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: And the cover cop sees this, responds hey, I got you, buddy.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: They meet up.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: He hands him 80 bucks and as soon as he does that, cops come out from everywhere Clink, clink.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Arrest him and then arrest his buddy that was with him.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Oh man, this is entrapment.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: If you can't trust people on Craigslist, where can you trust people?
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Right, I'm paranoid.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Nothing but good things about Craigslist, oh man.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't buy a Val off that place.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I'm always picturing getting robbed in a parking lot where you're trying to exchange money for a Playstation 5 or something.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come get it, buddy.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: 200 bucks, it's yours right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that's going to do it for us a PlayStation 5 or something.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come get it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Buddy 200 bucks is yours, right?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think that's going to do it for us this week.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: This is just.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: That's the beauty of this show.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: We do it every two weeks.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: This all mostly happened in the last two weeks.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people are stupid.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: And we're going to keep reporting about them.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I was going to say the rest of this month, there's just going to keep coming.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I was going to say the rest of this month.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: There's just going to be so much.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, Holidays brings out the crazy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: There's always a few guys that eat DUIs and Santa suits, oh yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You know, or walked into a store, or stole somebody's bell-ringing can or whatever, we can always count on Americans.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what we're here for All right.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Thanks again for tuning in to the After 2 Beers podcast.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We hope you enjoy the show Again.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: You can watch us live if you're listening to the audio version.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: And if you're listening to the audio version, you can watch us live.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Woo-hoo, right.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: So we are on iTunes, spotify, buzzsprout.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: You can also see us on Facebook.
• 29:04
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• 29:09
  Speaker 1: If you'd like to support us, we'd greatly appreciate it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: All you have to do is go to patreoncom backslash after two beers.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: We 'd greatly appreciate that.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Also, make sure you turn out for our trivia.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: We do it on Wednesday evenings.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: We'll be out there next Wednesday and the following Wednesday at 7.30 and doing trivia at the Richmond Elks here in Richmond, indiana.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Love for you to join.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: It's free and we give away lottery tickets Thousands of dollars, yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: So if you're watching right now and if you just like lottery tickets, just show up.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, and we keep out a bucket of candy, so if you've got the sugars, we'll help you out.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to worry about that.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: And there's a bar, what?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been there.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Can you come out and buy us a drink?
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's my favorite part of going.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Right yeah, so we'd love for you to tune out and turn out and tune in.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want to call it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: Great gyros the other night.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, heroes, heroes, I call it whatever I want.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: They were delicious.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I think they're going to be out there next Wednesday too.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Check that out.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Thanks again to our buddy Kevin Shook, here at.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Global Media.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Global.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Media I was so worried about the Enterprise part.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: You're worried about that Ram truck, aren't you?
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: You can just drop the Enterprise altogether, just global media.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: It's kind of cool here in downtown Richmond.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: It's located right on 27.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: You can see the logo that glows in the window.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, People will remember that shit and he's not even paying attention.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: That's how important Kevin Shook is.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Like I'm throwing this guy nothing but street cred and's out here like hey man, these guys are running long.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: What exactly I was talking about?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: How cool it is that your logo glows to the world.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: You are like a beacon of freedom, yeah, yeah, whatever you want to say, that's right, it's a freedom of speech beacon of freedom speech I was just thinking the other day about all the different people that's through here, right?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: All walks of life.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, everybody oh yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: We remember a couple years ago, we haven't sanitized the microphones.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been here for some of those.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: You know, we've been doing this now for almost seven full years.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Six full years and sometimes, like I was sitting there watching television last night Almost It'll be seven years.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: It'll be seven because it's 2018.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's our well, that'd be the start of our seventh year.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Right and but the other night I'm watching television and there was a comedian that came on that was on Bert Kreiser's show.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and his name's Tone Bell, uh-huh, and I'm like, holy shit, tone Bell was on our show.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You've had him.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean on the show, on the show.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know Tone that well, you know Right.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: But then I just saw where Nikki Glaser is going to be hosting the Golden Globes.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that 20 people would listen to a show like that is awesome.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: You think Nikki still goes?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, remember that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: One time I talked to those guys on the podcast.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: She went on.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: So many podcasts I've got her number.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Do you want to call her real quick?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: You remember?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: that one time.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: No, I ain't calling her.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's how you get blackballed right away.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I came over here real quick up on Bluetooth.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: He got excited.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Hold up.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Theo Vaughn was in Richmond the other day.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, was he really Doing what here he had?
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: dinner.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Really Just passing through, no shit.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Barbecue Really yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: He didn't want to talk to me, but I wasn't there All, but he slid right in in his pajamas and went to the back bar room and ordered dinner.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Dustin got to talk to him a little bit.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: That's cool.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I couldn't even fathom him walking right by.
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: Right, when you're just sitting there at the firehouse bar you eat some mushrooms, You're like what Right.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: What the?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: fuck, is that the Oval Wrong?
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Nah, that couldn't be it's Richmond.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: It's Richmond, my speech impairment just went to 1,000.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: Brother Right and I'm sober Right, there you go, that's fucked.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I like to drink the alcohol because it gives me a good excuse.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, that's how I look at it.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: All right, this has been the last 10 minutes.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: We've been trying to get off this show and I think we're gonna finally do it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: All right, um, like I said, thanks again to everybody.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Thanks again to you guys.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: We will be back.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, what's today's date?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Today's the fifth, so we've got one more before christmas.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, christmas even though Christmas.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: I think that's about it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Other than Now, you know, we do enjoy having a good time here.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: We hope you guys have enjoyed it as well.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: We're really just trying to throw a little light and levity into the world.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: As you know, people get stressed out especially this time of the year.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Holidays can be really troubling I was going to say tough, but troubling, uh on individuals.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe they've recently lost someone, or maybe they've lost one someone long ago and uh, or countless other reasons.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: It's just a very stressful time of the year and we ask one request on this show more than we ask about patreon and everything else, and it's simply this if there is a person in your life that you feel like maybe they're just struggling right now, maybe they just don't seem like themselves, maybe they just feel a little off, do me a favor.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Just reach out to them, especially now.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Just ask them how they're doing or how they've been, or drop them a note on Facebook or swing by the house.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: People don't like random swing by the house, don't listen to an awesome podcast Right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Come here and hang out with us.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on out.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: We would love to have you guys come and hang out, yeah, the beer's free.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't cost us.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we pay with it from Patreon.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's basically your guys' beer, come on.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Come and?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: But do me a favor, Reach out to these people and just tell them you care about them.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: It's a tough time of the year for a lot of people and it's just be good to people Be kind.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: That's all I can say.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: All right, I guess, without further ado.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Puddin Gibbler, we will talk to them all next time After two beers.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Take me home, take me on home.