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45- Titanique, RHORI, The Valley, RHOA, and 90 Day Fiance! · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to Rather Be Robbing.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: We're two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_02: Dissect all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be rotting.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, we're here.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: We're in the same place.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: We cannot start like that.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: That was so low energy.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: Go back.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: No way, that's how we're starting.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: You're like, we're in the same place.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: We are literally, we could not be sitting closer to each other, right?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not even gonna look at you.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's my dream.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just gonna look at others.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna play Candy Crush and I'll be recorded.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_01: Don't say that.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: It yeah, I mean, if we like looked in each other's eyes the whole time we were recording, we are so close.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not a fan.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: Wow, that's rude.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: We're in New Jersey.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's rainy.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's a rainy Memorial Day weekend.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: It always is here.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: But we're pumped because there's so much to talk about.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: Where do you want to begin?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I think we should begin with the valley.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: I usually don't want to start there, but I just I mean to quote La La Kent, what could she have possibly done to make you pissed off about a synthetic wig?
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_03: He's a tough watch, and they replaced him on Watch What Happens Live.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_03: Or did he choose not to do it?
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think he probably chose not to do it, and I'm realizing now we probably should have watched that before we took to the mic.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh whatever.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: Because sometimes there's good insights on Watch What Happens Live.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: I try to always watch, but um, okay, so Danny is not just a hard wall, like he's hard for my brain and my eyes.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: His forehead really bothers me.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think that he has like the bone structure, like the brow bone that like would make like a cute little kid with like those little tiny eyes and that's a big thing.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_03: It's like a kid, it's like a caveman.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I wasn't gonna say that, but I think as a little boy he probably looked cute, but as a man, it's not cute at all.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like nothing about him is cute.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: I thought the pageant itself was really funny.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_01: It was funny.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: I was shocked because when I, you know, when Nia decided this, I was like, this is dumb.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: This is a waste of time if this is what we're doing.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: But it was really funny.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: Luke was like a magical little woman, like a woman of the woods.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: A sprite.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: A sprite, like a woodland creature, a woodland fairy.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to use fairy in a derogatory way, but like an actual.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_03: You mean like a literal fairy?
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: A literal fairy, like Tinkerbell.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_01: He had like sparkles on his cheeks, you know, like he could be like a little Christmas elf.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so I thought he was really good.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: And Zach really was giving JLo.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: Zack was.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: I thought Zach was clearly like the the winner.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's kind of a cop-out because he's like already somewhat feminine.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he has the they all have the same like bone structure.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: You know, honestly, Luke looks a little bit more feminine than Zach to me.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's also not fair because Brittany's the only one that brought Zach titties.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_03: That's true.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_03: Everybody should have got titties.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: But Zach and Zack had the best wig also.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_03: I like Luke's red wig.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_03: Look like Ariel.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Who had the worst wig?
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: Danny or Jesse or Danny.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: Tom Schwartz?
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_03: Tom Schwartz.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: What did Michelle do to him?
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_03: She wasn't even trying.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Why did why did he wear those glasses?
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_03: She sabotaged him.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_01: He had glasses and like a little like short little like um bowl cut.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_03: I think the plan was to make it like a never been kissed moment, or no, um, she's all that moment.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Where he takes off the glasses.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: And he still looked at it.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_03: And you realize he was beautiful all along.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_03: But he wasn't.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, he looked crazy.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: But Danny, I think, looked the worst.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_03: He looked the worst.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_03: He is the worst.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_03: That's really all there is to it.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's really hard to watch him scream at her, and then he did apologize the next day to her and la la, so.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when he was sober.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_03: He needs to just not drink, I think.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think watching this back, it'll be really interesting to see what he changes about himself.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, four under four, I mean, he ha he's self-medicating, is what it is.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_03: He pushed her to have four kids.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_03: Why have all these kids if you're not gonna help?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: So that's pretty much all we had was like well, and also we had Nia trying to confront Danny about this situation.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: Whilst he was intoxicated.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: Whilst they were both intoxicated, and I thought that was just ridiculous.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: So that was I mean, Nia was trying, and it's funny that they're so conscious of the cameras.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, they don't want to look bad.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_03: But they do.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: They look horrible, and it's funny, it's just so interesting how reality TV works.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like even when you think you can control the narrative, you just can't.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_03: You cannot.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_01: And then we end on a crazy cliffhanger.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember what happened to Jason's knee.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, yeah, they didn't.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: They didn't answer the question.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry if he had something serious happen, but he looks like a baby back bitch.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: He said, I really hope I'm a baby.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: The fact that he said, Yeah, I really think we need an ambulance.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: Why on earth couldn't all those other grown men carry him to get in a car?
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_03: I don't understand.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: Who's paying for this?
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know, dude.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_03: That shit was wild.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't we need to go back and like watch the tumble.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they owe it to us to give us that again.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_03: I know, I'm surprised they didn't.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe they will next week when we get the follow-up.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'll feel really bad if he like loses his leg over this.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_03: He clearly did not.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_03: I looked at his Instagram.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_03: He was never even in a cast.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_01: You went all the way back?
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, dude.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: So no knee surgery?
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't appear.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: Why on earth if something from my thigh down gets hurt, I will never get in an ambulance.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_01: You cannot pay me.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_03: Or like my shoulder down, like Well, it's possible you could be losing a lot of blood.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if that's the case, you can't.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_03: A quick transport.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_01: But if it's a bone or tendon issue, you will not catch me getting in an ambulance.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: You'll catch me trying to tough it out.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: Not just because of the cost, but because I don't want to look like a baby back bitch.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's so embarrassing for him.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_01: If he those men like picked him up on that sheet to put him on that gurney.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, let's just like wait and see what happens.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: You're trying to save me from myself.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: Just in case.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: Just in case.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I have a I have a strong feeling.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_03: We do, but you never know.
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_01: Shall we move over to Atlanta?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just really loving this season.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think the new editions were really good.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: We start with Portia accusing Kelly of wanting to scissor her.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_01: She said that she was a troll trying to climb up a tree that night.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: Really interesting visual.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_01: And then Portia also accused Kelly of wanting to sleep with a married man.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_01: They just like.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_03: They've been saying that.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: And I I don't understand.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_03: It feels kind of out of thin air, but you know, why not?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the way that these ladies hurl accusations, I mean, it really is like, and I hate to quote Kay Michelle, but it really is like they're plotting and planning because they have these insults locked and loaded.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_01: Like, um when Angela accused Pinky of having a woman in the basement, like that's so specific.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: When Angela accused Pinky of canceling Christmas for her employees, it's like Angela had these little nuggets.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_03: Or they're well-known facts in the Atlanta circles.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe they are in, but even if they are, you have to like remember them.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_03: That's their job.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: Just have them ready at a moment's notice.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_03: They're literally doing their job well.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_03: Was Pinky doing her job well when she drank too much before dinner and had to go absolutely, because that visual of her coming out of the stall with her pants rolled up, towel around her neck, slippers on her feet.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: Booties.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_01: She had like the booties that you get at an open house when they don't want you to walk.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_03: It was awesome.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_03: I felt bad for her, but also loved the visual.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_01: So what what are your thoughts about K Michelle?
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_01: Because she's doing a lot, and I'm not sure it's working.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't say that it's not working.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_03: I We'll see where this goes.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_03: Follow this thread.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: She's accusing everyone of plotting and planning against her.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: Well, really, it's targeted at Drew, I believe, but she's not saying that.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Drew, she thinks that Drew is trying to make it seem like K Michelle had something going with Drew's man.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: I think all okay, I'm not gonna rehash what they're fighting about because it's stupid.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_03: I think that K Michelle is being a little too sensitive.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: I will say they showed the DMs that Black, which is Drew's man, sent to K Michelle, and she responded, Thank you, handsome.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: They showed it.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_03: But neither of those things are like that serious.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_01: Nobody cared.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying she did engage.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: So, like, why is she trying to act like she didn't engage?
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: And even if she did engage, Drew doesn't care.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I keep coming back to the why does any of it matter?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: They showed Drew on the phone with Black, and he said, like, I just DMed her about blah blah blah, and Drew's like, I didn't even know that.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_01: So how am I trying to make something up when I didn't even know that there was anything?
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_03: Again, K Michelle's just being a little sensitive.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_01: K Michelle also put herself on blast because I didn't know anything about these accusations from a past lover.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_03: We didn't know the rumors about her smelling vagine.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_03: And probably isn't.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_03: It probably isn't.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: I've never smelled it, but you know.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_01: You don't think it smells like a sardine or a glade candle?
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_03: Those are very different smells, also.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: So, like, I'm which is it?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_01: I had way more questions after because not only did she not have to bring up the accusations about a smelly vag, because I would not have found them myself, and I think most viewers wouldn't have.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_01: She didn't have to get into the specifics of the sardine and the glade candle of it all.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_01: Because yeah, I mean, now I'm trying to put two and two together.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like now I'm really trying to figure out what's going on.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like what is a mix of a sardine and a glade candle?
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I can't picture it.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like that's really between her and her gynecologist.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think so too.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_01: It was just wild to to go there.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_01: I she didn't want to go there, but Alaska.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_01: She went and she went deep.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm not just gonna tell you about this accusation, I'm gonna tell you exactly precisely.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_03: Gonna describe.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know the last time I smelled a glade candle, probably like in a bathroom at a restaurant.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that sounds right.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: So I guess we could envision it smells like that.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like, imagine a can of sardines.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_01: So I have heard from a friend that eating sardines is like the best thing for your skin ever.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's like skincare and a snack.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_01: Who said that?
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_01: I have a friend who eats it on toast.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_01: Ew.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_01: I kid you not.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: Does she smell like sardines?
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying, like, maybe there's something to the sardine of it all.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_03: I sure.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, enjoy it, but no.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_03: So thanks.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_01: Like something as wild as Kay Michelle ratting out herself about her glade candle badge is Shamia's ass.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_03: I was really taken aback when I saw it.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_01: Is that a new ass?
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_01: I think it is this year because the ladies seemed just as surprised.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: They did.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: I think it must be.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I love how like we wanted her to stand up to show it again, and she did.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like she stood up.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like she's just like arguing in a bikini.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_01: The confidence you have to have to engage in an argument in a string bikini.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_03: I could never.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: I could never.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_03: But I, you know, I have like one twelfth of that butt, so if you have one twelfth, I have one twenty-fourth.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_03: And so you know.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: But even that, just like all the bits and bobs as your body.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't need my I don't need my recently stretch marked flabby belly on display.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_01: I don't need my cellulite out there during an argument.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I just I couldn't I could never.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: The last thing I have to say is I'm Team Mike.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry to sway.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_01: Porsche's really attractive.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_01: Lady lover, but Mike seems like the most attractive man Porsche's ever dated.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: I think he You know, her ex-husband Cordell was not unattractive from what I recall.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_01: Is that her first ex-husband?
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: Was she ever married to Dennis?
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_01: So she only has two ex-husbands.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_01: Correct.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_01: So was she married to Cordell at the beginning of the franchise?
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_01: When it started, she was a real housewife.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, empty Mikey flew all the way to Texas to be there with her for that gala.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_03: Couldn't be Charles.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: I miss Charles this episode.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: What did you think of Drew showing up to this rained-out gala as it was ending?
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: This is where Bravo let me down because they know that we need a timestamp.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, you're right.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we should have been getting timestamps of her getting ready, like, show a scene from the party.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_01: Now give us a timestamp of Drew.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: Show us a scene from the party, give us a time.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_01: How late was she?
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_01: How long had they been at this party?
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know what's so crazy is when she showed up, I was like, oh Drew.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: Like I had I had forgotten entirely about her existence.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: And I think that's telling.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like a few weeks ago there was an episode she wasn't on at all, and I didn't even notice.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_01: I did, but I didn't notice in a way that I missed her.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_01: She wasn't missed.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I think that, you know, we could we could do without her.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: R.I.P.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: Drew.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: R.P.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: Drew.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_01: Good luck to you and your fighting for your custody of your kids.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: And being kicked out of your basement.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_01: She was kicked out of her own basement?
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_01: I think she wasn't she kicked out of the house.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh maybe, yeah.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_01: That's a cute crib.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's an ad.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you think it's cute though?
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_03: I guess.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_01: Shall we move over to the smallest state?
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_03: Rhode Island.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: The silliest fight.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_03: Speaking of silly fights.
• 14:18
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_01: That was so performative.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_03: I have a lot of thoughts about Rosie now that I watched the dumbest performance of all time.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's like the outfit was crazy, and her house looks crazy.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_03: Like she has leopard print carpet running up and down her stairs.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_01: That is crazy.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_03: Never seen a talkier person in my life.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_01: And I I really liked her a couple episodes ago.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_01: I thought she was like my per like a like me, you know?
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I don't know, I don't want kids, blah blah blah.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: And like Kelsey pulling up with that siren was so clearly a joke.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: Whether or not it was like a funny joke, it was still very obviously a joke.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_03: So for Rosie to take it so personally and seriously is like, so you don't want to get over this, you just want to fight with her.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think that they had prepared to fight.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think that they had practiced and rehearsed.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: I think the producer stepping in and pulling them away from each other was like a like a Hail Mary to make this look like it's a real fight.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_01: I thought the acting was terrible, and it really I lost some respect for the franchise as a whole.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_01: A franchise that had been going so strong.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think we needed that.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_03: What did you think of Joelen in her conversation with her mom and her sister?
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know, tough tough.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think being a parent is really hard.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think that I've said a zillion trillion times that I think it's way harder as your kids get older because they're more impressionable, and every choice you make, everything you do, things that you don't even think are affecting your kids are affecting them.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, but like her mom had to know that sending her away to like a rehab camp was gonna affect her.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: Like that's crazy.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: She thought she was doing the best she could do.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: It was interesting that her mom said she had too much on her plate.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I have too much on my plate, so I'm gonna send you away.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm not taking the mom's side.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_01: Don't get me wrong.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like, but she says she wasn't shown love from her mom either.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just glad Joelan is breaking the cycle because it's like then you shouldn't have had kids.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I agree.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_03: Because look at what you did to them.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't they clearly didn't deserve the treatment they got.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: Like, for what?
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: For her hanging out with boys?
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_03: If that's the case, lock me up.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: You've been chasing boys since first grade.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: Preschool, yeah.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_03: Mom and dad got a call and said, Lil's trying to kiss the boys again at preschool.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_01: And what would you do if a little girl was chasing your son around at preschool?
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I would want the parents to do something about it.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: I would.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_01: Lock her up.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: Lock her up.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_03: They should have locked you up.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: They should have locked me up.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_03: I was a menace to society.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_03: I was a menace to all boys.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_03: In today's climate, your behavior, you would be freaking canceled for your behavior.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_03: I feel bad about it.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_03: I want to apologize to all the little boys that were in the three to four-year-old group at uh Kindercare.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_01: You better hope that none of them come come pup go public.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like because you're a public figure on LinkedIn.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_01: We know.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_01: And they could come forward and be like, that that little girl assaulted me.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_03: As a tot.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: She chased me.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: She chased me down.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: Taught on tot crime.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_01: So I hope that they both seem like they're committed to trying to work things out.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she said she wanted to be a better mom.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_03: Which is never too late.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was gonna say it seems a little late.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say it's never too late, mom, if you're listening.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's never too late.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: Her formative years have passed, but you know.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just kidding, Mama.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_01: You're the best.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, really.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_01: This is a joke.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_01: So Kelsey moves into her own apartment, but still paid for by her ex.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_01: Must be nice.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just jealous, honestly.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: Like, she said she's entitled to support from someone she spent ten years with.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_03: I d I do see an argument there.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: I do too, but at the same time, like you chose this life, and you knew that if it ended, like you didn't build anything.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: She had 10 years.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like she could have gotten a job, she could have started.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_01: You have to look out for yourself.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: More power to her than she clearly didn't need to.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_01: I know, and I'm happy for her, but like you sh everyone should have a backup plan or an exit plan.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_03: She did.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_03: My her exit plan was to leave and still have everything paid for, and it seems like it's working out.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just really jealous.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, the truth of the matter.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: So then we go to Miss Zero Personality, Rula.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: We see a photo of her in the hospital, which is why she missed the trip.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:44
  SPEAKER_01: I want to check the metadata on that photo.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: When was that photo taken?
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_01: That could be literally have been anytime, anywhere.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_01: And then there's a useless dinner with Rula and her hus her cheating ass husband and Alicia and Bill.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: Alicia and Bill.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_01: And what do we get from that dinner?
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_01: Pretty much nothing.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_01: Her husband was just acting a fool.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: Her husband was acting like Danny.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, he wasn't.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: He was he was just talking about his Botox and all his facial treatments and how he microdoses Ozempic.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, who amongst?
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_01: Who amongst?
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: That was like the most I've seen of Brian letting his guard down and just like being a person.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_03: She's quite animated, and Rula clearly hated it.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_03: Hated every second of it.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't think she cares for that man at all.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_03: Should I mean would you?
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: He's cheating on her left, right, and center.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what she was thinking signing up for this show.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: There's so many people who join Housewives with shitty ass marriages off the rip, and you're like, so you came here to get divorced.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what I was gonna say.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_01: Do you think Bronwyn came on the show to be divorced?
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_03: No, I think she was really trying to make it work with Todd.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: Um, didn't we have a bit from Ashley Eye as well?
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I think she was just once again saying that they could make more on like one influencer deal than he makes in the whole year of his coffee shop.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: That is correct.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: But he's like clinging to this coffee shop like it's like a you know, the door of the Titanic.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why it means so much to him, but he's gotta figure that shit out.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think he's like searching for fulfillment.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's something that men go through when they hit that age.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_01: They're like reassessing their life or something or something.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_03: Or something.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_01: I've seen it many times.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: Who can say?
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_01: So I hope he finds what he's looking for.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: And helps his friggin' wife out.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: I would also like to give a shout out to Titanic.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, we saw Titanic on Broadway.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_01: Did you know that show started like in a basement?
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_01: I did not.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: With like rats.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's like where it originated.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Ew.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_01: I know, and now it's on Broadway.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_01: It was so good.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_03: Highly recommend.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Shout-outs.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_01: Frankie Grande.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_03: Jim Parsons.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_01: Two understudies that were phenomenal.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_01: Two understudies that we thought were the main main attractions.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: Couldn't have told us any different.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they fooled us for sure.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, if anyone ever goes to New York, put it on your list.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: We loved it.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, should we head over with a sad transition to the 90-day fiance universe?
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_01: Why is it sad?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_01: Because Jenny has ALS?
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm actually devastated.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: No, I know.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's it's there's no way around it.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's really sad she is gonna die.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we all are.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: We all are, but she's gonna die sooner.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, sometimes people with ALS live a long time.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_03: What is a long time?
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: Years.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: And like at what cost?
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 21:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's oh it's so brutal.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: And she's had it for like a year, and they said that's when the symptoms started showing.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm I'm devastated for her, for us, for Submit.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: Will her mother-in-law be nice to her now?
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_01: I was just wondering, like, how did her mother-in-law who hates her take the news?
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: Is are they is she gonna live her remaining years in India or will she come back to the US?
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_01: For like treatment.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_01: They're in the process right now, they said of like reaching out, trying to get information and like you know, the newest, latest, and greatest and treatment.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: They're gonna be on last resort, so clearly they stay together.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder, does the ALS play a role in last resort?
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_03: Will we notice slurred speech or anything like that from her?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_01: Because I guess like fans thought she was having a stroke at one point.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: Like the fact that it's already affecting her speech.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: Not a good sign and that she couldn't swallow, isn't that like when you totally?
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_01: That feels like the last but I obviously it's not.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_01: I just like don't want our last memories of her to be last resort.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_01: So will you not watch it then?
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_01: Of course I will.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_01: I just feel like she deserves I mean, how do we I've never personally been in a position where one of my reality stars gets sick like this.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_01: No, I can't think of anything.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: Like I know Gertie had cancer, but we were were never like worried about her life.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, maybe we should have been.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she's okay.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, she is now, but you know, perhaps we should have been a little more worried just because it's the right thing to do.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think that sometimes when you get a diagnosis, it's like, you know, this is treatable, and you know, it's stage one.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_01: You'll be okay.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but ALS is there's no such thing as stage one.
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_01: There's no such thing as you'll be okay.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_03: You're you're definitely not going to be okay.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_01: So I I'm I'm like still trying to process this information, and you know, we'll we'll discuss this more when we get to last resort.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's really sad.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: But the season of 90 days are really uh really doing great things for the for the greater community.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's okay so far.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_01: This episode was not as good as the first one.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: All I gotta say is like this man, Shay, bomb.com.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_03: What kind of witchcraft makes this delightful woman, Annabelle, want to scrub him down and then have sex with him?
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: Shame on TLC for showing that.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_01: We do not need to see this woman washing that large man's balls and ass.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want need to see him in the bathtub.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_01: And describing it in vivid detail.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't I didn't need any of it.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm disgusted.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_01: And I know, I mean, TLC, this is like the same, you know, state same channel that has like the pimple popper and whatnot.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: So what can I expect, right?
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: Thousand pound sisters.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: I think one of those sisters died.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_01: So other than Shay being disgusting, what else did we have?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: We met a new couple.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: Maido, Mito, Mito, and Debbie.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: Another Debbie.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_01: And he's an Egyptian actor.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta say.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: Allegedly.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, I mean I think it's legit.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: Then why have we never seen his work?
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Why has she never seen his work?
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: Why hasn't she like looked it up?
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she could easily just Google it.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: She's never seen a frame.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: That seems like it's on her, honestly.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_01: And he's a 41-year-old virgin.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, sure, sure.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_01: They met when he was a tour guide, and her daughter was with her.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_01: Her daughter seems to be encouraging this situation.
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_01: Ish.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: This Debbie.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: How old do we think Debbie is?
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_01: She's in her 50s, I believe.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_01: And he's 41, so there's at least 10 to 15 year age difference.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: Which isn't like the most egregious thing I've ever seen.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_03: I also need to say, uh she has beautiful hair.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_01: No, she does.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: And no wig.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's gorgeous hair.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's what kind of hair you'll have when you're in your 60s.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: She's in her 50s.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_01: In your 50s.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_01: It'll be gray, but it'll be still beautiful and soft.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_01: I will dye it.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_01: So do we think that they're the real deal?
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_01: Because he seems I mean, in previews, he's already asking to live in New York or Beverly Hills.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: Sending her headshots to print.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: And he is not attractive.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think he's unattractive.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_03: He's like conventionally good looking.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, I do.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_01: I do think he's unattractive.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: I also felt like if she just had her little like chin gobble removed, she'd be unstoppable.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: And maybe like veneers.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: You can take a shot for that, right?
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_01: Kaibella?
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_03: I think.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_03: I just think she it would she would look like 10 years younger and look so stunning.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because she has those big eyes.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_03: She's got a lot going for her.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: She does.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: And I think that she could date someone who isn't using her to become a movie star in a plan that's never gonna work.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, there were visuals of him on red carpets, but I still that does not enact or make.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, I guess that's true, but like he does have hundreds and thousands of followers on Instagram.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: You can buy those, girl.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_01: I'm aware of that.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_01: So, I mean, that's most likely what he did.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: I guess it remains to be seen because he said he was gonna show her his work when he got here so he could translate it.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_01: So we'll put a pin in that one.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_01: Elsewhere we have Katie Katie drinking up a storm.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_01: Katie is a mess.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: Hot mess express, as we would have said.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know why she can't just not drink.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: Like, that's the solution to everything.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_01: They had a great shot of her trying to put the straw in her mouth and she simply could not find her mouth.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_01: Because she was a wasted.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_01: But I don't think she tried to kiss anyone else yet.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's because her man was present, so.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_01: But we know in the scenes that she does eventually try to kiss someone else.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_01: But like, how does he feel coming to this bar where she's kissed literally everyone?
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_03: Like a friggin' idiot.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_01: He did say that he felt like everyone knew something that he didn't know, or there was like a secret.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_01: So I feel bad for him, but he's a grown-ass man and he can decide to leave at any time.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_01: And I think he will.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_03: I know, he seems it seems like this stuff about her is endearing to him at this time, but it won't be for long, I don't think.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't think it's endearing anymore.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_03: She's a mess.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_03: She needs to stop drinking.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'd love to see more from her family.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_03: Like, does she have one?
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me too.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_03: Let's get insight from them.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_01: And then I think last but not least, we have our um Prophet.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, we did have some with Melissa also a little bit.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_03: We met her boys.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_03: Who d the Kleinfeld consumer?
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_03: We met her athletic child and then her artsy one.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: And did you notice the editor showed him missing basketball shots like five times?
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: That is dirty.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_03: I know I felt bad.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_01: Don't do that to a little kid.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_03: I thought that we weren't gonna see their kids, and I felt good about that, but I was wrong.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: I just don't like it when they bring the kids into it on camera.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_03: I feel bad.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we've seen way worse.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_01: Let's not forget May.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_01: I was just gonna say May.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_01: Who was May's mother?
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: Nicole.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_01: Nicole.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that Nicole and Asin are what got us into this 90-day fiance mess.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_01: Remember they like edited all of their segments from like all the seasons?
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then they had a special, and then It was like a marathon of just them.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_03: It's what got dad interested.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_01: It was it was good, I have to say.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: And it's just crazy that like nothing happens in one episode.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_01: And I mean, I know it was all the time, but yeah, I mean it's just so different.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_01: Like Real Housewives, they like in Atlanta, they showed a little montage of the party and they showed them all dancing.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_01: Why didn't we see that before of that?
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_01: I would have loved to have seen Shemia shake that giant ass.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Hondopi.
• 29:53
  SPEAKER_03: So it's just funny how these reality shows are so different, but basically, Melissa was just talking to the boys about what it was gonna be like when Edward comes to the country, and one of them asked her if he was gonna get an allowance, and she said maybe, which I thought was hilarious.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_01: That was kind of a throwaway to me.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't need to see the interactions with the kids.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_01: Unless it's faith.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean of Lisa and Faith.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_03: Faith to me, she's like kind of an enabler at this point, but whatever.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: Faith?
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's true.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: So then we did have our prophet who went to an immigration lawyer.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_01: The immigration lawyer was smiling as he told her.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: He probably thought it was funny.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_03: There's no hope for you.
• 30:40
  SPEAKER_03: It was evil.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_03: Because she was like, I'm gonna need you to start the appeal process, and he said, There is no appeal process.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_03: With a shit eating grin on his face.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_03: Which was great.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_03: I loved it.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_01: She's gonna have to go there and marry him.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's literally all there is to it.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_03: Quite literally.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_03: She refuses to take that.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what what God's gonna do to help her now.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we'll see.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_01: It'll be interesting to see how God fixes this.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_01: Right, because he always fixes it for her.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_01: And I always wondered like how does he have time for things like that?
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_01: Turns out maybe he doesn't.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_03: I know, maybe, you know, he's got bigger fish to fry, unfortunately for her.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hopefully he's too busy curing cancer.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_03: Or something.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_01: Or maybe yeah, ALS for Jenny.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe he got actually she misread his his uh message to her, and he didn't want her to be with this man.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_01: So now he's like intervening further.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: Time and truth will tell all.
• 31:42
  unknown: Anyway.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna go through the devil where's Prada 2 finally tonight.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: I'm excited.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_03: I heard it's not bad.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_03: I love a movie in the theater.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_01: I know, it's been so long.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, tomorrow hopefully we rot all day.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_03: Well, the rotting is all day every day for me.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_03: Staring at a child playing.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_03: But you've really been enjoying your staring at him.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_01: I could do it for hours and hours and hours and hours.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_01: I wish you would move in and be a living nanny.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: We'll put a pin in that one.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: You know, you never can tell the future.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_01: And like, I'm gonna be like a 40-year-old nanny to my sister's kid in five years.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_01: Like he's literally crying right now.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_01: He needs me.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_01: I'm the n the rescuer.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm the nap whisperer.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_01: His dad that they're trying to fix it and no doubt making it worse.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just kidding.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, well, he was silent when you did it.
• 32:39
  SPEAKER_01: I know, my angel.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, has anything else happened in like the pop culture world this week?
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: You know, we got some Britney Spears Dash Kim video.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_01: But I didn't watch it because I felt too bad.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_01: That's nice of you, I guess.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_01: Solidarity.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm gonna watch it now that I just remembered.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_01: So everyone stop listening and go watch that.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_03: Or don't.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: Separately, the survivor finale happened.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_03: Big flub from the production, I assume it was their fault.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_03: But they revealed somebody that got voted out before they showed the footage of it, which was fun to watch, you know.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_01: Only Jeff Propes could make that like so adorable.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: I love him.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_03: We j you joked about how Julie Chen She would have malfunctioned.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_01: Sis jump overload.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: She would start shelf.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_03: One eye would start like twitching.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she would never be able to handle it.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_03: But I thought it was a good finale episode.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: Are you happy with who won?
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, all things considered, yes, but like I thought the final five was lackluster in the first place.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm sorry to hear that.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_01: What are you gonna do?
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: You know, that's partly why I don't watch that show anymore.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: I think that I hated giving my time to a season only for the the finals to be disappointing.
• 34:00
  SPEAKER_01: And I just think that they're trying to do too much.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_01: Because you could say the same thing about Big Brother.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say, you still watch Big Brother.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_01: But they they aren't getting too carried away.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: They're they do introduce some twists, but like they're just like stupid, silly things.
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like 17 idols, like that you have to scratch your head to remember, you know, everyone has seven idols and when are they gonna use them?
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I guess that's true.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: Like to quote, and plus Big Brother, you know that you're watching that with Survivor, as they talked about in this finale, it's not really a game of Survivor anymore.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: They're not trying to survive, it's turned into Big Brother on a beach.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I miss like the we're starving, you know, that's raining and we're huddled in a tent.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like I mean, they're still starving.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: Are they?
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_01: Because why don't they ever talk about it anymore?
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_01: Why aren't they stealing rice from each other?
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_01: Like why you know Colby's yelling at Rizzo for not helping build camp.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_01: Like that is and he says that that's not the game anymore.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_01: Well, somebody has to do it.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I want more of that.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: He is such an entitled Gen Zier.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_01: I I would have been upset if he had won.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_03: Very upset.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't watch, but there was a moment when he was crying, and I was shocked to find out that those were real tears.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um, have you heard of a show off campus?
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, have I heard of it?
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_03: Do I need to watch that?
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_01: Did you watch Heated Rivalry?
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_01: I did not.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_01: So this is another hockey romance show.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_01: This time, straight love.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_03: So if I watch this one and not Heated Rivalry, I will be homophobic.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_03: Correct.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I just won't watch it then.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_01: I think so.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_01: I heard some things about it from actually my hairstylist yesterday.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_01: She told me I had to watch it.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm having the same problem with this show that I am with Heated Rivalry in that I'm not attracted to the main cast.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_01: And when I watch a romance show or movie, I like to be attracted to the man.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's helpful for sure.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Sue me.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: That's one of my prerequisites.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_01: So she assured me my hairstylist that by episode two I would be attracted to him.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: The Men of Heated Rivalry, I I don't know.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I see them everywhere.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: There are modeling, they're I mean, who knew there were this that many magazines for them to do photo shoots for?
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_01: I don't find either of them attractive either.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_01: Me neither.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_01: Not a one.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: I don't get it.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_01: But, you know, I'm sure they're great actors, and I did hear it was a great love story, and maybe someday.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_01: Never say never, you know, to quote Justin Bieber.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: I did finish The Burbs, so.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, how was it?
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_03: It they left it on a cliffhanger, but I don't know that I need a second season.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: And do you need a second season of The Miniature Wife?
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: I tried to watch The Miniature Wife.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean try?
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: I thought it was horrible.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm so sorry.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_01: I hate to shit on what something you liked, but I thought it was ridiculous literally, it was too much.
• 37:07
  SPEAKER_01: And even suspending disbelief enough to believe that he could shrink his wife, like, wasn't it just I couldn't.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_01: That's really disappointing.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm and I'm shocked.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_01: Why would she like enjoy a train ride on a miniature train and like be happy about it?
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's probably fun.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_03: What else is she doing?
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: Being mad?
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_03: You have to fill your day somehow.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_01: I could never.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_03: She can't make herself big.
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_01: I just, it's not for me, dude.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, at least you tried.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: I did.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: I like to take your recommendations when I can.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_03: Anyway, that's all that I've got.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_03: Let's get back to our rotting and our baby snuggles.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_03: Our baby rotting.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks everyone for rotting with us.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: Thanks.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_01: We'll talk to you next week.