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Kyle is deep into a SLEEP DIVORCE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 2: lot on this radio show about TV shows, right, a lot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And a lot of times I think we're so ahead
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  Speaker 2: of the game, Like you know, we'll be on a
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  Speaker 2: show and then you'll see it'll be in.
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  Speaker 3: The top ten like three weeks from now or something
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  Speaker 3: like that. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So I happen to follow this Instagram account and on
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  Speaker 2: the account, it popped up the top ten shows being
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  Speaker 2: watched right now on all platforms, and the number one
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  Speaker 2: show was a show that somebody told me about.
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  Speaker 3: It was on It's on Peacock.
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  Speaker 2: So which is in one of the go to as
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  Speaker 2: we normally go to, and it was called they said,
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  Speaker 2: it's fantastic, and this is the number one show being
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  Speaker 2: watched right now, like a billions stream right now. It's
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  Speaker 2: called The Miniature Wife as anyone seated or heard of
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  Speaker 2: him heard of it? Yes, So I started watching it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm one episode in and it stars the guy Tom
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  Speaker 2: from Succession. Oh yeah, Tom, he's really good, right. And
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  Speaker 2: the other girl, she's the girl on It's very funny too.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen her. I can't remember her name. She was
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  Speaker 2: on Uh, she was on that singing show. She was
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  Speaker 2: a judge on the singing show. The movie Uh, Don't
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  Speaker 2: You Forget About Me in a Camp?
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  Speaker 4: Elizabeth Banks?
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  Speaker 3: Elizabeth Banks. Yeah, she was a judge on that, on
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  Speaker 3: that movie. But what was the movie I was talking about? Though,
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  Speaker 3: don't you it's perfect? It's perfect. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, so somehow the husband is a scientist and
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  Speaker 2: shrinks the wife, and it starts off with her being
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  Speaker 2: six inches tall, and and then it flashes back two
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  Speaker 2: weeks earier to how it happened. And I'm an episode
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  Speaker 2: in and she still hasn't been chunking yet, So I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand where it's going.
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  Speaker 3: I thought maybe one of you guys saw it yet.
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  Speaker 1: Now I just saw that it was number one by
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  Speaker 1: a lot and anywhere. I asked my wife Stacy, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: should we watch this? And she she looked at me
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  Speaker 1: and said no, She's like, it looks like honey shrug
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  Speaker 1: the kids.
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  Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, is this the new Honey shrunk?
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  Speaker 3: It must be.
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  Speaker 2: It must be this the redoing of something. But apparently
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  Speaker 2: it's everyone's watching it. I had it's trying to be.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't left yet, but she's not shrunk yet. So
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  Speaker 2: so anyway, I was just going to bring that up.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, I wonder, I wonder if he gets
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  Speaker 2: mad at her, the wife and shrinks her because he's
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  Speaker 2: a scientist and he's got he's shrinking food right now,
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  Speaker 2: that's what he's doing. So somehow she must fall into
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  Speaker 2: the laser and get shrunk or something.
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  Speaker 3: Right. It sounds so dumb, yeah, but but it is
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  Speaker 3: number one. It's the miniature wife on Peacock.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let me ask you guys something. If any of
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  Speaker 4: you guys ever, you know we've talked to the show
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  Speaker 4: before about like sleep divorce. Yeah, yes, I have always
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  Speaker 4: really enjoyed sleeping in the same bed as my husband,
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  Speaker 4: but right now we're currently in a sleep divorce. But
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  Speaker 4: not because one of us snores a lot or every
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  Speaker 4: once in a while my husband will leave if he
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  Speaker 4: gets sick or is offing all night. But ever since
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  Speaker 4: we got our puppy, Poppy, we have had a sleep divorce.
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  Speaker 4: So our dog, Daisy, she doesn't like other dogs, so
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  Speaker 4: when we got Poppy, we knew she wasn't gonna be happy.
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  Speaker 3: Daisy sleeps in bed with us.
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  Speaker 4: So to give Daisy her space and time to accept
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  Speaker 4: the new puppy, I said, I'll just sleep in the
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  Speaker 4: guest room with Poppy because I want her to be
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  Speaker 4: trained to sleep in the bed.
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  Speaker 3: And that's that's that.
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  Speaker 4: So it's been two weeks now and Scott's like, so
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  Speaker 4: we're just like never going to be sleeping in the
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  Speaker 4: same bed anymore ever again, And I'm like, well, thingies
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  Speaker 4: is like Daisy has not accepted Poppy yet, right, And
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  Speaker 4: so I don't necessarily think that the kids are ready
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  Speaker 4: to have the responsibility of Poppy because she wakes up
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  Speaker 4: in the night sometime to go potty, and I don't
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  Speaker 4: think that should be on them to take her out,
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  Speaker 4: so she can't really sleep like.
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  Speaker 3: A baby. You'd be like, good night, and you just
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  Speaker 3: take the dog going another room. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And the kids will take turns sleeping with Poppy
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  Speaker 4: and I in the bed because they really want to
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  Speaker 4: be with her, and they like how she's she's a
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  Speaker 4: real snuggle bug, so she really gets like kind of
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  Speaker 4: nuzzled in there.
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  Speaker 3: It's really cute.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't really know what to do, like because
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  Speaker 4: I can't transition back into my own bed yet, and
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  Speaker 4: my husband is like it's becoming a problem because he
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  Speaker 4: feels like it's tearing us apart.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that would be awesome to have my
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  Speaker 3: own bed. I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: I brought it up when we first got married, and
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  Speaker 1: it did not go over well.
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  Speaker 3: You did we just got married.
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  Speaker 1: I did well, because I mean, that's the thing that
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  Speaker 1: i'd been sleeping by myself for so long, and it
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  Speaker 1: was glorious in a king sized bed.
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  Speaker 3: You stay in your house, I'll stay in my house.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that could have probably happened and we
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  Speaker 1: probably would have been Okay, we could just go visit.
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  Speaker 1: But I have a buddy that just they just remodeled
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  Speaker 1: their house and read like the bedroom, like, oh, pretty
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  Speaker 1: much from the studs up. And so he was showing
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  Speaker 1: me his house just last week. And when you go
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  Speaker 1: into they have is in herk's closets. That's what they did.
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  Speaker 1: They blew out part of the backyard and made his
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  Speaker 1: in hers closets. And in his closet there is a
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  Speaker 1: little twin size bed at the end of the closet
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  Speaker 1: with a little tiny nightstand and a little Amazon Alexa
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  Speaker 1: next to it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, what's this for it?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, I'm a I'm a restless sleeper, but
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  Speaker 1: my wife doesn't want me to leave the bedroom and
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  Speaker 1: go somewhere else, So mostly every night she'll nudge me
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  Speaker 1: and I'll just go sleep in the closet. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: And I can watch TV shows on the Amazon Alexa.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So he's like, he's like, I kind of prefer to
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  Speaker 1: sleep in here now. And it's a little twig. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a closet, so it's not huge.
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  Speaker 3: You watch TV on Alexa?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I mean a certain shows. I guess if
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  Speaker 1: it's a it's an Amazon show. Wow, I used to
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where that went. Oh yeah, well it's
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  Speaker 1: got a little screen. It's like I didn't, but he
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  Speaker 1: says he prefers it in there. He's like, it's quiet.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're surrounded by your your shoes and your clothes.
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  Speaker 2: They get this. So I'm going for a walk around
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  Speaker 2: the block. The other day, I got this thing. My
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  Speaker 2: son kept gotta be going to the say, and then
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  Speaker 2: after my last meal, walk around the block helps you
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  Speaker 2: digest food. And my neighbors have been doing something to
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  Speaker 2: their house. I don't know what they've been doing. They've
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  Speaker 2: been construction people out there. I don't want to ask them.
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  Speaker 2: Just minding my own business, right, and I'd never bump
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  Speaker 2: into them. Sure enough, and go on my walk. They
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  Speaker 2: pull up on a motorcycle there on the date night,
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  Speaker 2: and they pull up more cycles together.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's up my head? I don't know what to say,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm like, what's up at your house? So get this.
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  Speaker 2: They are remodeling their bedroom and they're turning it took.
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  Speaker 2: They tore down another bedroom and they're remodeling to two
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  Speaker 2: master suites so they each have their own room. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, that's fantastic. They've been married a
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  Speaker 2: long time. I'm like, whoa. So they have like a
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  Speaker 2: joiny like a hit Jack and Jill bathroom. And then
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  Speaker 2: he has a master bedroom and she has a master bedroom,
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  Speaker 2: and she's gonna set it up the way she wants.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna set you.
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  Speaker 2: So, I my wife was out of town in Paris,
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  Speaker 2: and I called her up and I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, yes, what, how great is this? Anyway? She doesn't
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  Speaker 3: like it?
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  Speaker 1: Of course they could watch their both their own shows,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, if you want to get together, you
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  Speaker 1: go visit the other room, right, that is sad?
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  Speaker 3: It would be great. Hey, high five dinners, great, high five.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to my room room. I got my Star
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  Speaker 3: Wars posters up there.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like at that point then you just feel
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  Speaker 4: more like roommates than in a relationship in a couple situations.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well so so I wonder why Scott, like, what
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  Speaker 2: is it when your husband goes to bed with the dog,
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  Speaker 2: you go to bed with another dog?
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  Speaker 3: I know?
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  Speaker 4: Well, he says he doesn't sleep as well, like when
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  Speaker 4: we're not like sleeping together, and I like, I am
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  Speaker 4: so tired that I sleep just fine. But then I
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  Speaker 4: also like I do miss him.
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  Speaker 1: I think I do.
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  Speaker 4: It is like it does feel weird that what's going on,
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  Speaker 4: but by him to go to the room to get
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  Speaker 4: ready like you like when you well we we both
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  Speaker 4: still get ready for bed, like in our when you
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  Speaker 4: when in the morning when you wake up, So you
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  Speaker 4: wake up and you gotta go and I go back
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  Speaker 4: into the room, Yeah, to get.
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  Speaker 3: We'll figure it out. Poppy's just not ready yet.
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  Speaker 2: We want to hear from people with successful sleep divorces
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