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144: Seeking Sister Wife Recap - Seeking Commitment (S5 E6) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Delia, and I'm here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter in
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to talk about seeking Sister Wife. Latest episode, season five, Episode I
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don't Know six, episode six. Yeah, there's a lot to get into,
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you. All right, let's get into this episode. Not a lot no
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happened, and I think it was very Merryfield intensive. Yeah, and also
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Sherwood intensive. Definitely, yeah, definitely that preview though for the rest of
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the season, I was like that, OK, hot, that looked yes,
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got me excited, Yes, down in my butt. But let's start
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with the Sherwood's because they were the beginning of the Yeah show this week.
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So they're going to go on a second date with that bitch named Sarah.
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Yeah, she's not a bitch, but like you know, seem to nice.
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She's your age. I thought she was way older than you. I
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know, Oh she's young. Yeah, she's really young. Because I think
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Shane is thirty eight and I think Ashley's thirty four. Shane's thirty eight.
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Shane's thirty eight, Shane's thirty eight. He's almost forty years old. Wow,
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I can see it though you can't. No, I mean I thought,
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like mid thirties, I guess, but I'm just like, dang,
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almost forties, almost forty. She Well, they're going to go on a
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date with Sarah. It's the second date, Shane's gonna go meet her already.
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Yeah, but he says he's got his walls up like Harry Brown,
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because he's worried from their last interaction with the last chick, Grace. Yeah,
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he's coming in with that cock block energy a little bit. He's not
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really celebrating the potential of maybe making a connection with somebody that he doesn't know.
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Like he's coming into this entire thing with like, Okay, do you
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check all my boxes? I'm looking for your red flags? Are you ready
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to commit to us right now? Even though this is the second time she's
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even meeting Ashley, it was kind of weird, I mean a little bit,
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But I can also understand where he's coming from because I don't think he's
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comfortable with any of it. Like when they go to the fucking mini golf
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place for their weird date at the Bowling Alley slash Bowlwinkles like whatever it was,
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they go mini golfing and like immediately Sarah and Ashley are flirt and hardcore
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laughing so much, and I think Shane was like really uncomfortable with it.
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Well, but why that's the entire premise of what it is that you are
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doing You guys are out here fishing for a woman, and that woman is
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for Ashley Shane. That woman isn't for you. Yeah. So in theory,
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you would want to see them getting along and having some kind of a
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rapport and having a good time. But the better they get along, the
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more it seems to irritate him. Oh for sure, he's like not into
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it, Like he's like watching them flirting, watching them laugh, He's like,
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oh, I don't know how I feel about this. And then that's
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when he starts asking like the hard questions, like, so, Sarah,
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what do you want to have kids? Uh? Are you gonna be committed
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to us? Have you ever been in a relationship like this? Like,
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let me just ask you all the hard questions to hopefully push you away.
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But it doesn't work well. It comes off really judgmental, which, by
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the way, he also came off pretty judgmental with Grace, even though obviously
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Grace was a cunt. Yeah, so I didn't care so much. But
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like, Sarah seems like to be a normal young woman who just wants to
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meet this couple and see if she's down and see if she's into it.
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At this stage, it's supposed to be casual, like you can't really Maybe
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you can, I don't know, But do you really enter into like your
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first encounter with someone requiring them to have a level of commitment towards you or
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else. Shouldn't it just be like, yeah, we're doing miniature golf or
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we're playing these stupid games and we're just checking out the vibe ibe check.
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That seems more reasonable to me, oh for sure. But it seems like
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he's coming in wanting to see whether she makes good wife material, yeah,
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which is wild. And Ashley, as usual, is just kind of sitting
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there and letting him take control, and she seems like a little put out,
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like can we just lighten it up? And even Sarah's like, give
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me some time. I mean, let me get to know you. I
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get what you guys are looking for, but I don't even know who you
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are legit. Yeah, And I mean I can see where Shane's coming from.
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But at the same time, I do agree with Ashley when she says
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in her talking head, he's coming off a little strong, and it's because
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he doesn't like watching his wife flirting with another chick. Like that's where I
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think it's coming from. I don't think it's just because of Grey's being a
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beal, big old bitch. I think it's also just he's insecure and now
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he's like faced with this reality that his wife is flirting with other women in
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front of him and she's enjoying it and then she's gonna end up kissing their
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bissies and shit, like you know what I mean. Like, I just
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think like he's like umble with that reality. But on the other side of
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that, he's putting so much pressure on this young lady. Like he's like,
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we like to move fast. Yeah, like when we make a decision,
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we move on that. And he also makes an interesting statement somewhere.
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I don't know if it's when they're out or if it's like an interstitial,
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but he's like, because of my health issues, like we have to move
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fast. Oh did you even catch that? No, it was kind of
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a throwaway comment in which she's talking about how he wants to make sure that
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Ashley finds somebody that she's good with because tomorrow is not promised to anyone,
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and because if his health issues, like they're very interested in moving at that
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faster rate. And I'm like, what an what health issues are you talking
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about? Because that's kind of like terminal language. Yeah, like I've got
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a really big health problem, which might mean I'm not here for very much
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longer, which would totally switch up. I think the dynamic of their pursuit
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of a third person like that would give a lot of con text. But
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it was such a throwaway comment and I did rewind it and I listened to
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it again. He did say it, And then we have the people on
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the subreddit who also caught it, and they're like, what is he talking
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about? What? Yeah, he has some kind of a health issue which
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is causing him to want to move at a faster clip with these potential suitors.
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That is super weird, and that does kind of sound like terminal.
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But that's like bizarre why they're not acknowledging. Why wouldn't you be talking about
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this, like just be honest about it. But maybe it's because it would
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go against the whole like seeking sister wife narrative, because oh, we're finding
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a wife for us to live as a throuple type of a thing. But
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no, it's like I'm finding a replacement for me. Yeah, I want
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my wife to be happy, What the hell I want to help her to
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find somebody what she can be happy with once I'm gone. That was just
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that was the vibe that I got. I don't know about anybody else out
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there, but maybe it's not serious. Maybe he has an autoimmune issue that
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makes him tired a lot and so he can't keep up with Ashley. I
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don't know. That's why we really needed to have that fleshed out. Wow,
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they didn't talk about it in any event. I really got the feeling
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with him that I don't think anybody is ever going to be good enough.
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And we see in the preview that he's telling his friend like I got a
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really bad feeling, And I'm thinking, like, how could you really get
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a bad feeling from Sarah? It was just normal every day, taking her
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on a date. She seemed entirely pleasant, Like, what is the bad
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feeling about? I just think that he's always going to be looking for a
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problem, because, as you said, he's really not down, yeah with
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bringing a third person into this relationship, and he just doesn't have the fucking
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balls to tell Ashley how he feels. And maybe if he did, she
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would disregard him entirely because she's obviously driving this. Yeah, but he's weak
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sauce weak Dick, and I don't respect it, No, not at all.
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And maybe when he's talking about how he's got a bad feeling about it,
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I think it's probably in the context of the fact that Sarah has only
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been with couples who are interested in threesomes. That's what it sounds like.
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She hasn't been in like an actual like plural marriage type thing, a polygamous
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thing, not even really polyamorous. It sounds like she's just a third that
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people call up and they're like, hey, this week, Yeah, you
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want to have some fun this week. But I mean, even that is
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more advanced than most people. Like I think most people probably haven't been a
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third in a quasi polyamorous relationship. So like I'm just saying, like,
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the door is open a little bit for you, Shane, if you were
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really interested in this to cultivate a relationship and to maybe teach her what it
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means to be a third in a relationship. But he doesn't seem interested at
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all. He seems much more interested in just judging her right out of the
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gate. Oh for sure. I guess maybe that gives him some semblance of
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power though, like being able to be the sense of authority, like,
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oh, Ashley, I don't approve. I don't think she's good for you.
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I'm the man of the house, even though I'm letting you fuck other
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people right and right in front of me. And I'm really not okay,
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and I'm very jealous about it, very a mass can not bat be about
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it. Yeah, maybe that's why he's hella judge, but I mean,
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I guess we'll see how it plays out. I mean, I thought Sarah
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was nice. It seems like they have good chemistry her and Ashley, although
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I think Ashley is like way more into Sarah than Sarah is into her acually
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is weird to me, Dude, She's like weird. And I don't want
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to judge her because she's pregnant, but I think it's really fucking weird that
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she's dating people seriously while she's pregnant. Yeah, and again, I'm not
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here to like stand for gender normative roles. But like when I was just
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dating a whole human in my body, like the last thing I was thinking
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about was putting myself out there on the dating scene and getting my cookie eight
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right, you know, I was just like, let me just take care
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of my body. And my baby and my existing relationship. It just is
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very interesting to me. And again, I don't want to be judgmental,
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because pregnant people are people, but it's just VeryE and she seems really reserve,
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don't it's not reserved. She seems so tight lipped, non expressive,
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non communicative. There's a very hard edge about her that makes me wonder what
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the dynamic and the relationship between her and Shane is like. When the doors
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are closed, she seems like she wears the pants. Yeah, yeah,
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for sure. And I mean, in defense of the whole pregnant thing,
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we got a couple dms on instagramor over being like, yeah, it's because
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when you're pregnant, you're super horny, like yeah, horny af And I'm
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like, that's cool. I can't imagine me being in that kind of position,
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though, because I feel like when I'm like humungo and I'm like craving
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fucking pickles and your feet are all man like, don't touch me, let
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me go to the club, Let me dance suggestively at the club and pick
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up some dudes or ladies. Yeah, I mean, but that's us and
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other people are other people. Sure, So Ashley feels okay with it,
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and Sarah feels okay with it, and Shane does not feel okay with it.
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I mean, and if I'm shaned too, like if I'm gonna try
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and step into the shoes of a dude, like seeing my fully fucking pregnant
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woman like heavy with child going out there on the dating scene, like I
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would have absolute problems with that. So I'm just like, Shane, use
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your voice right, use your big boy words. Why are you so scared
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to stand up to Ashley? And that is why I question what happens behind
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closed doors. Oh maybe she's like mean to him. Yes, she strikes
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me as kind of mean, don't you think. Yeah, but she holds
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it back because she knows the cameras are on. Yes, that's what I'm
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saying. When I'm like restrained or reserved, I could totally see something like
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that, Like and maybe not even like she's mean like Ariana from VPR where
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like she's like screaming at him or whatever, but like maybe get canceled,
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be careful. Well, I mean, I'm just saying like Ariana's showed her
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colors a little bit the last couple episodes, but maybe she's maybe Ashley is
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not that kind of mean, like maybe she's like Hella manipulative, Like maybe
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he was not even okay with this whole thing to begin with, but she
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coerced him into being like, no, this is very meat. It's for
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my identity, and you need to be okay with watching me fuk other people,
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especially with me. Yes, And when you think of the fact that
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she's also a mental health care provider as a psychiatrist, and she knows that
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her husband has trauma from when he was in college and he was dating somebody
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who became a lesbian, who was a lesbian and then announced they were a
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lesbian, and how that hurt him. To put him in a situation where
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he could be potentially re traumatized is a choice. Yeah, but do you
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really love this guy? Are you so focused on yourself that you don't give
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a shit about how this might be hurting him? These are the questions that
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I have for her, And that's why I am side eyeing the both of
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them. He's always gonna have a problem with whoever she brings home because he
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was never okay with this in the first place. Facts. Yeah, and
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he can't use his big boy voice, no, And speak up. Yep,
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he's got his walls up. God cringe. Yeah, I love it.
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I know me too. So great. And then we have the Merryfields,
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who are everyone's favorite. Oh my god. And it's like the last
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day or whatever in Cancoon. And this is where both Danielle and Garrick have
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to basically propose to Natalia. It's it's super weird. We start with Danielle,
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who's got okay, honey, honey is so weird. And you know,
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I'm just sitting at that edge of my seat. I've got my raccoon
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monocle. I'm watching everything she's doing to try and see what her fucking motivation
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is. I think I saw something, but I didn't jump the gun.
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Yeah. Well, okay, So Danielle's getting ready to give Natalia her sister
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necklace that Garrick designed, which looks like a vagina, which looks like a
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vagina literally looks like lips. Like that is all he's focused on. Yes,
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I have said every single week he is an unconscious person that is completely
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animated by his carnal desires. Even in the jewelry he is creating. It's
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a big old fucking red vagina. Somebody tell me different. I know,
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I said the same thing. I was watching it with your daughter. I'm
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like, that looks like a fucking vagina or like lips or something like kissing,
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so sexual rose, so bizarre, but he made it. It's so
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special and so amazing. And so Danielle gave this necklace to her bird up
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she rejected it, Broerar, and so now she's gonna get it to Natalia
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to show her commitment to Natalia. Yes, that was weird, well,
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and being sisters because she wants to forge a friendship. Apparently allegedly that's all
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it is. Natalia accepts the weird fucking vagina necklace, thinks it's beautiful,
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I guess, and then they hug this overly long hug and then they pull
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away and Danielle comes back in with a kiss to the mouth and Natalia sees
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it and she turns away and she's like, no, no kiss. Well,
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it's weird because Natalia pursed her lips like she was gonna kiss her too,
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But then she's like no, no, no, no kiss. And
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I'm like the fuck. Literally last week I had this whole gay conspiracy about
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them, and I was like, Danielle was kind of weird with Roberta and
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maybe they had gay vibes. I'm kind of hoping that's the case, because
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I feel bad for Danielle otherwise and it would make a lot of sense out
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of what she's doing exactly. And then we have this moment and it's super
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weird, and nobody addresses it, like they don't say anything on their talking
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heads, like not Roberta. Natalia doesn't even say anything in her talking head.
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I'm like, what the fuck is that? Natalia's hug was really weirdly
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intimate with her too, and she's like caressing the back of her head,
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and I'm like, are y'all thrupples? Is it for Danielle? I don't
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know, it's super fucking It did feel though, like Danielle was going in
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for a kiss. I mean, I guess the peck on the lie is
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normal between women, but I mean in this well, but I mean,
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in this very strange situation, it feels like it would imply a lot more
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than just friendship and sisterhood if you're over here kissing me on my whole mouth
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and everything. And maybe Natalia's feeling the vibe. But then at the last
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moment, she's like absolutely not, like this is not the right thing to
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do. I don't know, but that right there gives me some information that
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I can stew upon because I think maybe Danielle has some sexual expectations of these
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partners that Grek is going to be bringing in, and that makes sense.
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It's predatory, it's wrong, but now I can understand it what she's trying
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to do. She's hoping that these women aren't just friends to her but also
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lovers to her because her own husband, who is her lover, is such
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a lahooser. Yeah. It's either that or she's got like repressed homosexicality or
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something, and she's like trying to have like physical interactions but these girls are
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like, no, I just want to fuck your husband though, Like that's
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like it's either one of those things at all or super weird. Maybe Garrek
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has an expectation of Danielle to be a certain kind of partner to these women.
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Maybe that's something he would want to see disgusting. I could totally see
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that being that too, because he's such a fucking sex pest, pervert weirdo.
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That was just so weird, so bizarre. I watched it again today
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and I was like, that is still so weird. Like there's nothing in
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my mind where I can justify anything other than my Cay conspiracy, because I'm
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like, why is she going in for a kiss? I mean, we
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make a lot of fun of you for your conspiracies, but like you're often
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correct. I'm telling you that you're often My Gaitar is never wrong. Yeah,
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that was that was interesting to see, for sure, super weird.
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But after she gives her the weird pussy lips necklace, then exactly what exactly
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is so bad? Then they have to get ready and Natalia has to get
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changed and get dressed to look all sexy because Garrick's got a surprise for her,
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which is his cringe ass proposal, and then he's like practicing his Portuguese
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and it's horrible. Right, he's got twelve roses because it's all special.
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Nobody cares symbolic to her in Brazil. Guess he has designed her engagement ring,
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which is like a ring that you would buy it Claire's for real or
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at Cole's at the Julier counter for real. I mean he said it was
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a rose, I don't know, a zenia, a daisy. I mean
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it was like really Taquoa, Yes, that was his ring. So he
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proposes to her, and for the life of me, I have no idea
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why this beautiful young woman, who seems intelligent in her own right would say
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yes to this man, to this chro magnum man, to this trog I
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know. And like just before or the proposal, he's like in his talking
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head with Danielle talking about how she had a revelation from God to be his
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wife and stuff, and it was like a supernatural teleportation portal that God put
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us in, and so I knew she had to be my wife. And
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so that's how I feel. What to tell you, I'm like, you're
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such a fucking weirdo. Yeah, he's such a fucking weirdo. And he's
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like petting her. Well. The story he tells with Danielle is that he's
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nineteen I think Danielle is fifteen something when they're courting. He's like a youth
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pastor at the time. Yeah, and she's in the youth group. So
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he's predating and or praying on the young girls in youth group. Let's just
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call it what it is. And he says that he gets a message or
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a word from God who seems to talk to him a lot in garages and
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whatnot. And his message is like, go to Danielle because I told Danielle
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to tell you something. Yeah. So he goes to a fifteen year old
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girl who's besotted and has a crush on him and says, God says,
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you want to tell me something. What do we think a teenage girl,
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all hormonal is gonna say? Uh? Yeah? God said, where's the
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opposed to cass And they're supposed to marry me? And so that's why he
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married her. Yes, And did you see the pictures of him as a
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young hair like still dead in the eyes though still lights on nobody's home and
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those fucking eyes, still a fucking weirdo, Like he wasn't cute at all.
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I don't get it, and like Danielle and the talking cat is like
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it was so great, like still swooning over it. And I don't understand.
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I don't care either, walking around in these wife pleasurers, wife pleasers
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all over the Mexican condo. I'm like, you are such I hate you.
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I'm not gonna go off him so much he got all dressed up for
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the proposal. Did you think he looked hand No I did not, with
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his button up and everything. No I did not. He looked four months
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pregnant. No I did not. I find him to be unspeakably unattractive.
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Natalia must like something, and I think it's called a green card. I
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think it's like her Entrie into the US. Yeah, and her mother is
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watching with Danielle, that fucking weirdo from the sidelines with glasses of champagne.
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Yeah, Like what kind of fresh hell is this? What fresh hell is?
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I know? I'm like, are we really watching? Like somebody get
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sex traffic? Like this is so yes, we are weird. It's so
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creepy, but Natalia seems to be consenting to it, so I can't relate.
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Yeah, and then after the whole proposal, then it's like they're in
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the hotel room or something and they're packing up because they're leaving the next day,
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and Danielle's like wrapped up in a blanket. She's like with like smile,
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like red lipstick on the same lipstick she tried to kiss Natalia with.
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Yes, like really like painted on lipstick, acting all coy, like I
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guess it's time for bed gearing. Ooh, what are you gonna do like
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what's happening right now? And then I realize, Oh, he's gonna fuck
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Natalia. And then I'm taken back to fundamentalist evangelical delia and all the scriptures
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that I still have memorized in my rotted brain to this day. And I
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want to say that there are a lot of scriptures and mandates against fornication in
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the goddamn Bible. Sorry about that heresy, blasphemy. In the Bible it
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says you're not supposed to fuck somebody until you marry them. Well, but
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Garrick said that God said to him that you're married once you're intimate with a
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woman. The Bible also says not to add anything to the Bible of your
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own interpretation, like God himself told Garrett in a garage. And as long
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as she's committed to me and taken this ring, I have every right to
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hump upon her. Yeah, and now we're married because I get to come
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andy. Just like serious sight. It's not cognitive dissonance. It's perversion predation.
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Yes, it's almost criminal, except for Natalia's consenting, which is to
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her mother is there watching her do it? I know, I mean it's
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there while she's getting fun. I can't even imagine if my child did something
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like this, how I would have killed him ten times over. But like
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I would be getting her the fuck out of there and back to Brazil.
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But the mom wants to come to the US too. I think, yep,
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the mom's like, yeah, you gotta do this so that we can
24:25
get to America. Yeah, and hopefully you'll make enough money so you can
24:27
bring us all. I think that's what's happening, which fucking sucks. It
24:30
does say he's going to these fucking countries because he's a fucking predator and he's
24:34
a sex pest and he's gotta fucking get people somehow. I don't get it.
24:40
And then Danielle gets out of the bed and leaves Garrick and Natalia alone.
24:45
They turn off the light and kiss and it's implied that they're fucking the
24:49
night away and then she's going to go back to Brazil and then other things
24:55
are gonna happen, which we'll get to in the preview. But we just
24:56
said, like, he can't get any other and that's why he's going to
25:00
other countries. But it turns out that he finds somebody in Michigan is an
25:04
American who wants to be a part of this shit show. But we'll get
25:08
to that in the preview. Girl, I don't get it, but Natalia,
25:11
you just gave your cookie to a fucking asshole. They're immediately going to
25:15
be back on the dating apps, which, by the way, they didn't
25:17
even get off the dating apps, they just deleted them from their phones.
25:19
Nadalia, these people are sick, They're very sick, and shocker spoiler,
25:25
I'm sure Natalia is going to be not okay with it. No, I'm
25:27
sure she's gonna be so upset, because that's how Roberta was too. He
25:30
would go to Brazil, fuck Roberta and tell her you're the only one like
25:36
you know, we'll find other wives later when you come to America, but
25:38
only when you come to America. And then he'd go to America and he'd
25:41
go on days with other chicks and fuck them. And she got fucking pissed
25:45
off about it, so she took upon lies, upon lies, yes,
25:48
and fucking Danielle all delusional. After she leaves Shark Well afterwards, she's like,
25:55
you just have to detach yourself from it. That's just my best friend
25:57
you know, going to have sex with some other girl, Like it's fine.
26:02
I don't think she's delusional. I think she's intentional. I think she's
26:04
hoping to be able to enjoy the spoils of what it is that he's doing.
26:11
Maybe after I saw her leaning in for that kiss, I was just
26:14
like, this is weird. Y'all are weird, And maybe she's the big
26:18
mama of the house is waiting for all the women to come to the house.
26:21
And yeah, it is very strange and very dark about these people,
26:25
very fun. But Natalia, you consented, right, Yeah. So I
26:29
mean, and we can't say you're a child. You're twenty six years old.
26:32
Your full frontal lobe is formed, like you have your whole brain about
26:36
you, and you're making this choice. And so here we are. Now
26:38
you're gonna have to sit in it, yep. And I'm gonna judge you
26:41
for it. Yeah. And they're gonna get back to America. They're gonna
26:42
start courting all these other women, and you're gonna be jealous and unhappy.
26:45
Yep. I want to show. I hope she takes ten thousand dollars.
26:48
Sorry about me too. I'm like, scam that fucking pond, that Vagina
26:52
Nex yes, this girl, Oh my god. And the fucking road ring,
26:57
the cubic sircnia that was designed by an elite, the ruby glass yeah
27:03
real, so fucking cringe. And then we have the other creepers of the
27:07
fucking show, the creepers of the series, the Ryans, these fucking psychos.
27:14
We're in fucking Colorado. Despite Stephanie, this mysterious woman, telling them
27:19
don't fucking come to my house, they show up atter house and apparently this
27:25
isn't Stephanie's real name, right, She's a fake name, fake voice.
27:29
Even so, she was like, don't even out me at all, because
27:32
I want to be associated with these creeps. And we speculated about this,
27:34
I think last week, like every single picture they show of her with Stephanie,
27:38
she's completely pixelated, even on the drive up from Texas to Colorado,
27:44
the highway that the towns are pixelated, like she wants nothing to do with
27:48
the Ryans. And so I guess Stephanie's a fake name. Her boyfriend Greg
27:53
also a face name, fake name, and the voice of Stephanie as she's
27:57
talking to Becky in the confrontation is filled in by somebody else. Yeah,
28:03
TLC. Yeah, sounds crazy. So fucking Becky is at her front door
28:07
and she's like, yeah, we came anyway, even though you told us
28:11
not to. And Stephanie's like, why the fuck are you here? Why
28:14
would you do that? Why would you do that? And she's like,
28:15
because you love us, right, and I want you to be our sister
28:18
wife, and I want you to fuck my husband. And Stephanie's like,
28:22
and he's in the car. He's unwilling to get out of the car to
28:25
talk to you himself. He's making me do it, but like he's right
28:27
over there. Yeah, isn't that sexy? He loves you so much.
28:32
But I'm here advocating for him because I'm the only with balls in this family.
28:36
And Stephanie's like, yeah, I'm with Greg now. And I guess
28:38
like she's been with this guy named Greg on and off this whole entire time
28:42
that she's been seeing the Ryans, and she's like, I'm in love with
28:47
Greg now not you guys. Well, do you remember how in a few
28:51
like episodes before, they were talking about how Stephanie couldn't make a commitment to
28:56
them because her family wouldn't and she had a best friend who would also no
29:02
longer be her friend if she did so. Well, apparently this Greg dude
29:06
is that friend. Yeah, and so he's like, you're my legit girlfriend,
29:08
and so if you go and fuck this couple, we can no longer
29:11
be together. And so that was enough for Stephanie to say, yeah,
29:15
I can't do it. Yeah, super weird, and Becky starts flipping out.
29:22
She's talking to Stephanie like, well, what about us? Have you
29:23
been fucking Greg? Like, did you give us an STD? Which means
29:30
that Justin was fucking raw? Yeah? Now's raw dogging Stephanie yet, like
29:34
all of you are nasty af for sure, trash goblins, ghouls. I
29:41
like, Becky, why are you bitching to her now and saying that she's
29:45
nasty because she's fucking Greg. I'm like, you guys have been fucking Stephanie
29:48
this whole entire time, and you're still out here trying to fuck Like,
29:52
hello, you should have gotten tested at the beginning. So and this kind
29:56
of lends credence to your theory that they're actually just swingers because Justin's fucking her,
30:03
there's no commitment. They are not married. If you're saying this is
30:07
a spiritual thing that you guys want to do. Then there should be more
30:10
ceremony around these couplings, Like you should have some sort of like an efficient
30:15
you should get married. There should be a spiritual marriage. You should have
30:18
a commitment. But you're just fucking You're just swinging. And to me,
30:22
Beatrice Becky seemed more broken up about it than he did when she's like,
30:27
I just need someone. Mm hmm. She's so sad because Stephanie didn't work
30:33
out, because she just needs someone. What's happening with that? I don't
30:37
know. I'm at my old age, my big fucking age. I don't
30:41
need anybody. I got a man, I got a family. I'm not
30:45
out here looking for fucking girlfriends. That's how I feel right now. And
30:48
I'm young. I don't need anybody. No, don't talk to me.
30:52
Why are you crying about this? What was your dream about? Like?
30:56
Were you dreaming she'd move in, that you'd get to fuck her? Like
31:00
what's happening. Probably were at Thruble, They probably were fucking together. They
31:04
were probably all fucking I agree, I agree, bet they I bet Greg
31:08
was in there maybe a time or two. And then he's like, no,
31:11
I'm too. They're fucking weird. No, Greg, not Greg.
31:18
I mean maybe I don't know, I'm judging. But Becky gets in the
31:22
car after Stephanie slams the door on her face, and she and Justin's like
31:26
what happened? And she's like, I don't want to talk about it.
31:29
It's a nice case scenario. I don't. You just drove twelve hours with
31:33
your husband and you just got summarily dumped by Stephanie and your husband wants to
31:41
know what's happening. She's like, let Stephanie tell you why. She just
31:44
said she never wants to see you guys again. Yeah, she's not gonna
31:48
tell your husband what's going on. It's so bizarre to me, super fucking
31:51
weird. So then because they're twelve hours away from home, they got to
31:55
get a fucking hotel room for the night or whatever. They get to this
31:59
best Western in and Justin looked so pathetically sad, and he looked like a
32:06
sad little frog, Like he's just sitting there on the fucking bello. I'm
32:09
sad that the love of my life dumbed us again. I'm like, what
32:14
did you expect? You're fucking weird. Your wife's also weird. She's from
32:17
a fucking pedophilic cult, so is he and so is he. Yeah,
32:21
and you guys are just bizarre, very much. So go find somewhere.
32:24
And she told you not to come before they left Texas. Yeah, they
32:29
weren't en route to Colorado. When she's like, you know, by the
32:30
way, I changed my no before they left Texas. She said, please
32:36
do not come. I don't want to see you. And they left anyway.
32:37
So y'all are stalkers and you deserve an order of protection. I would
32:43
not blame Stephanie a bit, not at all. And like when they renewed
32:46
her gym membership, I just had a thought. I'm like, were they
32:50
like trying to find her address or something, or like trying to find her
32:52
contact because I wonder, if she's such a secretive person, would you be
32:57
telling people where you lived? Like, would you be giving them their address
33:00
and stuff if you don't want your name or anything out. I'm like,
33:05
these people are weird. They show up to Colorado even though she tells them
33:08
no, don't come, and then they got to stop at the gym first
33:13
to renew her membership. Furthermore, the gym apparently according to Reddit dot com
33:19
is orange theory, which I guess is very expensive, oh, to the
33:24
tune of approximately one hundred and forty nine dollars a month, a month,
33:30
a month. It ain't no plan at nine dollars a month, one hundred
33:34
and forty nine dollars a month. And so for them to pay her membership,
33:37
I'm like, did you pay for a whole year? Did you pay
33:40
for maybe just a month? Even a month? It's like one hundred and
33:44
fifty fucking bucks? Wow? Right, so they were it's like a bribe.
33:47
Then. Yes, these people are creepy. They're so super weird creepy.
33:52
I don't want to see them date anybody because I want Yeah, no,
33:54
I want every bad thing to happen to them. I'm like, you
33:58
guys are fucking psychic and their swingers probably yes, And Becky is so investing,
34:05
oh because she's fucking the women too. I think so too. Like
34:07
they're super weird. Can we just say that though? Yeah, I would
34:10
be so interested in a polyamorous show on DLC where everybody's fucking like, why
34:17
do we need a pretense that just one person gets to fuck girl? I
34:21
mean, speaking of polyamers shows you need to watch Couple to Throuble. I
34:24
know you haven't watched it yet. I have not. You need to watch
34:28
it. I said it was so debauchrous it would be offensive to my sensibility.
34:30
Well, I mean it's like literally softcore porn, Like I love that
34:35
shit. Go I think it's on Peacock. I think, yeah, on
34:37
Peacock. Yeah, y'all go watch it because it's like crazy because there's literally
34:39
people getting fingered in the first episode and you see titties and everything in the
34:45
first episode. Yes, oh my god, let me run to watch that.
34:49
I'm very excited. Now watch it because it's like all about polyamory,
34:53
which is and both people in the couple able to hit it. Uh okay,
35:00
But there's that's interesting. There's already couples on there that are like not
35:04
into it. Like they start, you know, off strong, and they're
35:07
like, yeah, like we decided that we want to bring in a third
35:09
it's gonna be really great for our relationship. And then the second that they
35:13
watch their partner be with somebody else, they're like immediately jealous, angry,
35:17
they get triggered. It's like actually really interesting, and that's why it's very
35:22
dramatic and would make a great television show. I just don't know why DLC
35:25
doesn't make the commitment to follow I know, polyamory, Like, why does
35:30
there always have to be this fake context of spiritual marriage? Yeah with Garrek,
35:35
No, you're just out here to fuck and your wife wants to fuck
35:37
and everybody wants to fuck. Just say you want to fuck exactly, or
35:40
even like seeking brother husbands, which we're still salty about because it's like,
35:44
you guys just lie. Could have been so much better. Oh my gosh.
35:46
And I mean it was still interesting, I guess, but it's like
35:50
you guys were lying. It's because it would never happen no, exactly.
35:52
Like if you have a regular had ainormative dude and a wife who wants to
36:00
obang other dudes, it's just very rare. I can't imagine it. Maybe
36:02
there's sneakers out there in their chair in the corner that are into it,
36:07
but I just feel like that's just not a lot of people to make a
36:09
show. Even then, I would watch something like that. I would love
36:13
to. I would love to watch a show all about cuckolding me too.
36:16
Just be honest, that's great, Just be honest. Super interesting but whatever.
36:22
Last, but not least, we get to the Shabbootys aka the sal
36:25
Hoddin's or what however you say it, Sala Houdin yeah, whatever name and
36:30
Nyla yes, and they're having names Mom over for dinner or whatever because they
36:37
haven't told her anything about what happened with Keisha last episode, which was that
36:40
she ghosted them and dumped their asses, and so they bring names Mom Jamila
36:49
who I love. Yeah, Jamila, I want to make sure I said
36:51
it right. Yeah, Jamela of my heart. Oh my god, so
36:53
fucking bass and I really like her. She's really fucking funny. It's like
36:58
they have her sit down and they're like, yeah, so we were gonna
37:01
meet Keisha, but she dumped her asses and Jimmy La is like cool,
37:06
good, Like I don't want to meet her anyway, but they were hoping
37:09
that Keisha would be there. In that conversation to spring on Jamila, the
37:15
mom like, against her wishes and without her consent. She's not into it.
37:21
No, why are these people trying to force their polygamist agenda on the
37:25
mom. It seems really weird to me. I don't know. I think
37:28
they're trying, like I think Nemes probably trying to prove to his mom like,
37:31
no, it's fine, I want you to be okay with it because
37:35
you're my mama. Like, I don't know, I think that's really weird.
37:37
Like get your daughter trying to do that and be like, yeah,
37:40
mom, you need to be okay with it. You'd be like, bitch,
37:43
mm hmm, no, I'm not okay with it. That's cool.
37:46
I love it. Actually, I would probably be a little more open to
37:52
her telling me that a very important life decision that she's making, like requires
37:57
my consideration. I would give it consideration. Yes, Jamila, Naim's mom
38:01
doesn't give an inch at any time. She's like, fuck, no,
38:06
it's not even Islam, it's not in the Koran. And they're like,
38:08
it is in the Koran. This is what the Kuran says, just like
38:12
I don't give a shit. This woman shouldn't be in your house. Like
38:15
I would not be as combative as that. But as I said in our
38:19
last episode on this, it feels like to me that Naim and Jamala,
38:23
his mother, fight a lot, and I find him his just general vibe
38:27
vibe chapter to be very disrespectful to his mother. Maybe she was a very
38:31
strong, like iconic person in his youth, and he's rebelling against her in
38:37
his forties or something, but he's very disrespectful to her. Yeah, and
38:42
she didn't give a shit. Nope, No, she didn't give a shit.
38:45
And like we said a couple episodes ago, like she knows the kind
38:47
of man her son is, Like, she knows he's just a fucking player
38:51
and he just wants to fuck other bitches. So it's not in integrity.
38:53
It's not because Allah told you to do it. She knows, she sees
38:58
right through his bullshit. And then I think something gets brought up where like
39:00
they talk about bringing in another wife and like having her live with them,
39:05
and Jimmila's like, the fuck, why why would you want some other chicken
39:09
here fucking your husband living with you? And NILA's like, yeah, I'm
39:15
totally cool with it, which she's not. She's not even gonna be okay
39:17
when they go on a one on one date and you expect to move this
39:22
woman into your house and live with her. And Jamala is trying to make
39:25
the religious or the spiritual point, which is like, it's actually not in
39:30
Islam, it's not in the Quran, and I think her point, or
39:34
her specific issue is that their plan is to move this woman into their house
39:38
versus like getting another house, a Robin Brown house that they can live in
39:45
and live in that way. So she's trying to quibble about that, and
39:49
they're just like, we don't care as long as we're happy. Why can't
39:52
you be happy? And she's like, I'm just never going to be happy
39:53
with this. It's fucking stupid. And then Naima's like, so you're telling
39:57
me, if we commit ourselves to another woman and we move her into our
40:00
house, we won't be able to come over to your house for like family
40:05
meetings or family dinners, and you won't come over to our house for the
40:08
same reason. And she's like, yeah, that's what I'm saying right now,
40:12
that's how I feel. Yeah, And again, love a boundary.
40:15
And she's like, you guys do whatever y'all want to do, but for
40:17
me and my house, we didn't do it all that. No, ma'am,
40:22
you can't make me do all that. I thought that was pretty based.
40:24
I'm like, and it's fair, it's valid, yes, because I
40:28
like, in the context of polygamy or whatever, if your daughter and I
40:31
came to you, Yeah, you'd probably be open to it or whatever.
40:34
We talked about this, but like, if say she came up to you
40:37
with like some outlandish, crazy thing that went against all of your principles as
40:42
a human being, you'd be like, really, no, you wouldn't be
40:45
okay with it. No, I mean absolutely, But yeah, so in
40:47
the context of what we're discussing, which is relationships and polygamy and love,
40:52
like, I'm way more open on those things. But if you're talking about
40:55
murder, like Mommy, need you to help me to dismember and hide this
40:59
body, I would still do it, but I would like have a problem
41:01
with it. We'd have to have discussions about it. Yeah, well,
41:05
like, so then do you think that Jamila is being valid in her in
41:09
her belief like this like this is her son that she's talking about it,
41:13
and be like, no, I would not ever see you ever again if
41:15
you brought another bitch into this, Like, do you think that's okay to
41:19
do it? I would never do that as a mom. I personally wouldn't
41:21
do that as as a parent. Yeah, she's coming across as very judgmental
41:25
of their alternative lifestyle and their life choices. But at the same time,
41:30
she has every right to do that. And it also feels to me like
41:34
they keep shoving this shit down her throat. Yeah, they know she doesn't
41:38
like it. So why are we having yet another meeting with Jamila at your
41:42
house where you talking about something she doesn't want to fucking talk about. You're
41:45
basically provoking her and antagonizing her. So she does have a stronger boundary.
41:51
Why Yeah, Like I mean, are you proselytizing your way of life?
41:55
Maybe what reason to see validation? I guess maybe because they know it's wrong,
42:00
Like maybe he knows it's wrong intrinsically, and so he's like trying to
42:04
get his mom to be on board with it because his dumb wife is,
42:07
even though she's not really into it. I don't know. It's super weird.
42:09
She seems to be. She seems to be the one who instigated.
42:14
She says it was her idea to bring in somebody else. I don't know.
42:17
To me, at the core of it, it feels like this is
42:21
a way for Naim to rebel against his mother, to kind of stick it
42:24
to her because he's got some kind of a deeper issue with her. That's
42:28
weird that he does not know how to articulate and a therapy. His mom
42:31
seems like a hard woman. Yeah, they probably have a very lengthy history,
42:37
and she seems down to fight, like this is just negative. Yeah,
42:42
so why would you want to incorporate her into it other than for the
42:45
TV and the production value of it. And maybe that's all they have going
42:49
on for them too, is like just them fighting with his mom the whole
42:52
entire season because they don't have anybody else to date him. I don't know,
42:54
but that leads us into the preview, yes, honey, which we
42:59
do see Niam and Nyla go on a date and I'm not sure if that
43:01
this isn't with Keisha. I thought that was Keisha, So I don't I
43:06
guess it's not Keisha chick. So how much time has passed have they been
43:10
courting her at the same time? If it's not Keisha, it's just very
43:14
odd that they're already ready to commit to somebody else. Yeah, super weird.
43:19
But like at the date, Nime's like, yeah, I want to
43:22
take this further. I want like, wasn't he talking about it was about?
43:24
It was the subject was one on one dates and this woman was saying
43:30
like, yeah, I'd like to have some time alone with naim to kind
43:34
of explore this relationship. And Nyla's like, yeah, I'm not okay with
43:37
that, and Naima is like I'm ready to go. I'm okay with that.
43:42
And this is where we have Nyla outside on that night saying this is
43:45
offensive to me, like I'm not okay with that. Yeah, well you
43:49
opened the door, you kicked open that door, your husband's walk and arrive
43:52
through that door with this willing woman. Would you step this shit up?
43:54
Mary Brown? Yep, you said it up. That's what I don't understand.
43:59
Oh for a rhyme, more inhale the kobeo ye. And then we
44:04
have the Davis family. April and Jennifer are telling Danielle, hey, I
44:08
know we said two episodes ago that we were gonna wait to date. We
44:14
choosing you, We choose you, but we're ready to date. Now.
44:16
It's been two weeks, so we think that's long enough time. We're gonna
44:20
bring in this chick named Jasmine. Honey. Jasmine takes off her robe or
44:24
whatever to reveal her her bikini, gets in the hot tub, and Danielle
44:32
is not feeling it to the camera, this Jasmine person says I'm coming in
44:37
here to recreate this family, which was like, She's like, I'm coming
44:40
in She's saying, I'm coming in to change the whole fucking thing, damn.
44:45
And Danielle sees her for who she is it is implied, yeah,
44:49
and she's like, you cannot just come up in here and be toxic.
44:52
I'm not gonna let you be toxic. And of course she's crying yeah,
44:54
like a baby always yeah. But Nick seems to be into it, and
44:59
he's kissing all up on this Jasmine girl, and everybody seems to be okay
45:02
with it, and I'm like, what the fuck is happening here? You
45:05
just told Danielle you're willing to give her space to acclimate and adjust to what
45:09
the fuck is happening. I want to know how much time has passed,
45:13
I know, before they're bringing on this clout goblin, because it seems really
45:16
sudden with the editing and stuff. So I'm like hoping for Danielle's sake,
45:20
it's been a few months, but I'm just like, this is weird,
45:23
and I don't know if this chick is also fucking the women. I feel
45:27
like they're all a bunch of orgy having people and that's fine, just be
45:31
honest about it. I don't know, seems very weird. And then Justin
45:36
from the Ryans is going on a date with another lady and she's like,
45:40
I don't want to share my man with anyone, and he's like, okay,
45:45
I mean he's just desperate, Like who is this woman? Sad frog?
45:49
And like why would you go out on a date? I mean she
45:52
just does not seem to be into it at all. Justin, you're such
45:55
a love elver. Well you don't think he's attractive. No, I do
46:00
not, fundamentally I do not. I'm sorry to body Shama, but he
46:06
looks like a sad frog. He really does. And then we have Natalia
46:09
saying it's been a while since Grek and Danielle went back to the States and
46:15
Gerrick is already dating another woman, a Muslim woman, a Muslim woman from
46:22
Michigan. Yes, who's coming down to Colorado? Yeah, to hang out
46:25
with them and smooch with Gerrik. And I'm like, okay, I'm still
46:29
over here being an evangelical from twenty years ago trying to reconcile how your Christianity
46:36
is okay with being with a Muslim. I mean personally, I'm ecumenical and
46:39
interfaith. I can see it, But like, you're riding so hard for
46:44
Jesus, Like, how does that work when you're with somebody who's a Muslim.
46:47
But it doesn't matter now as long as she has a vagina, he's
46:52
down for it. Yes, I think you're pretty. I think this is
46:54
great. And who's this bitch from Michigan? I know willing to put herself
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out here like this? I don't make an ass out of herself. I'm
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getting drunk. I'm sorry, I'm getting drunk and I'm yelling. Well,
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I wonder if Danielle's gonna try and kiss this chick too, if she's sexually
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attracted to her as well. But I'm like, I still don't her understand
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pussy. Oh Goda, just move that pussy necklace, dack. Maybe I
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should get that for me and your daughter. We should wear that around.
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More power to you, girls. I love you and every choice you made.
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You're such a nice person. But no, I just this is so
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weird and I don't understand how all these women in this world can look at
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Carrick and be like, yeah, you're so handsome. I want to marry
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you. I want to be on television. That's why she's a clout goblin.
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At least with Natalia, she's trying to get America to make to make
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a better life for herself after her mother. But like whoever this chick from
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Michigan is, she just wants to be on TLC. I don't get it.
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There's better ways to get on DLC or to be famous. I don't
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know. I love it, though, I meant it. I can't believe
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we're going straight from Natalia to some other chick bring it off. I'm sure
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she's gonna be so unhappy about it. They're gonna break up, Danielle's gonna
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cry again. It's gonna be great. Yep. I'm here for it me
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too. Yeah, I love it. Well. Any final thoughts about this
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episode? I mean I do personally. I know I just asked you,
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but I'm gonna answer this. I do see an intersection a world where both
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Robin Brown and Garrick Meryfield could design jewelry together. It makes slamish money.
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My sister's closet could get a revamp. Yeah, like they could become an
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MLM can sell it God, the most tacky. Both of them make the
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most tacky, awful, most jewelryasive, cheap ass jewelry, and they think
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they think they're doing something. I mean, here's this beautiful necklace. Isn't
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a beautiful No, it looks like a vagina, a bleeding vagina, a
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sparkling bleeding vagina. Well, I'm like, there's two hearts in it,
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So I'm like, but he wants five wives, So is he gonna add
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more in there? Or is he gonna make their own vagina necklaces with their
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own colors to it? Oh? God, I mean, I just can't
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with this, dude. It can't be his family. But it's it's fantastic.
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It is fantastic, and I'm enjoying it me too. We're gonna be
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back next week to continue this seeking sister wife conversation. Now, is there
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anything else, Beatrice, that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons?
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Why we got them here? Well, if you love this podcast, I
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