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The symphony was a banger! · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I I gotta address this with Doug for just a minute here because uh he he texts he goes Scott, please use all your vacation.
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  SPEAKER_01: Doug, you and I did a great show together when Allie was gone.
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  SPEAKER_01: He did it from Wellsboro, I did it from here, he did all his parts via text.
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  SPEAKER_01: We were like a we were a magnificent team.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_01: It was like suddenly jumping off the ship, man.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: What's the problem?
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: It was like 3386 was your producer?
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: Uh yes, second producer.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, actually third, because you know, I got Tiffany that likes to produce the show.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: She'll send us little video things.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes they're gold, I'm not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like they say, sometimes well, sometimes I'm like, ah, this is taking me a second to read through, but then a lot of times they're really good.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: And then 3386, I know it's an era that he's gonna be stuck in, but it's always there.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's supportive, you know, and and we got Jordan.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: How did I just put him dead ass last?
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was so bad of me.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then uh, uh, let's see.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Heather's uh glad you got your mustard.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: Um 3490 did send me a message.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: So 3490 is having surgery today, and I said we gotta send her good vibes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So she did say, uh, thank you for the good vibes and good everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then who is this that uh that uh oh 1277?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is in regard to the cataract surgery that 3490 is having.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I had said, so be ready because the doctor's in there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh like I had it done a couple years ago, but I'm pretty sure it's mostly robotically done at this point.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like it's you know right.
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  SPEAKER_01: They just like punch it in and then it's eyeballs.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why are you hovering over my testicles?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: What's happening?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: And then there's a puff down below, and you're like, you know the puff at the eye doctor?
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then you're like, I'm awake.
• 1:36
  unknown: Woo!
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh and they said, uh, let a robot uh uh let a robot cut my eyes.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's like saying, uh hey Wally, remember Wally the robot?
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh can I have a colonoscopy?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh but no, seriously, it seriously, it is really robotically done now.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is questioned.
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  SPEAKER_01: So incredibly precise.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you option to not have the robot?
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you say, I don't know, I need the actual hands of the doctor?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think the doctor's involved, like, you know, right there, should the robot go crazy and be like, you know, I've hopefully not on my eyeballs or my testicles.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_00: How are your testicles?
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  SPEAKER_00: Low today.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you clearly can't hear it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can't you hear my voice?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's the heat, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, these things are swingers right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: After party in the park, which by the way, that orchestra, frickin' banger after banger.
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  SPEAKER_00: That was the best part of party in the park.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everyone was like, oh my gosh, this is the best thing ever.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: It was amazing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I wish I could have stayed.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even expect I was gonna be there.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought I'd be traveling with the kids.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then all of a sudden that didn't happen to the schedule that was trying to be made convenient.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then I so we stayed for a while, but I left right before that.
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  SPEAKER_00: You missed out because at one point it was a standing ovation in the middle of the performance, it was that good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I I said I went on stage because there's a couple little things.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're not in the culture of symphony or you never have been, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had to go on stage and explain one little thing, which is interesting that I never knew, is that at intermission the tuba blows?
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  SPEAKER_00: The hold on, we're getting there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_00: We're getting there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because if there's an intermission at a symphony, they don't have filler music.
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  SPEAKER_00: They keep it with no music.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I had to explain that because you know, usually if we take a break from uh a band or singing or whatever at any event, we'll put filler music on.
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  SPEAKER_00: We'll put the radio station on on, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I had to say, hey, uh, since we have a bunch of new fans, and I think you're gonna see that from this point on, is all these people are gonna seek them out because they were so great.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's really awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, as far as the other thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: So at one point, I am I'm chitty chatting with a conductor on stage, and he was like, talking about some salute.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, Oh, and if you want a salute.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I responded with, is the salute from somebody in the orchestra, cello?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I have another one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: How do you fix it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
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  SPEAKER_00: It kind of fell.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know that I'm ready for this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Being out front.
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  SPEAKER_00: It kind of fell flat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like a flat A.
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  unknown: It really did.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so then I said, I, you know, I was on stage a bunch of times during the the orchestra.
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  SPEAKER_00: So then my other one was how do you fix a broken brass instrument?
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  SPEAKER_01: How do you fix a broken brass instrument, Allie?
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  SPEAKER_00: A tuba glue.
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  SPEAKER_01: Doug, are you hearing this?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is not coming from me.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is coming from her.
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  SPEAKER_00: That went well.
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  SPEAKER_00: The cello That one went well.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, people laughed.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, nobody got the cello? 'Cause I'd be like cello they they did, but I felt like it was more sympathy from the symphony.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ha ha ha ha see what we did.
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  SPEAKER_00: I did.