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- 0:00Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. Welcome back to the show. Justin and
- 0:03Speaker 1: Billy Lisa Hare. Speaking of shows, that new Netflix show
- 0:06Speaker 1: I Will Find You is absolutely crushing it. I've finished it.
- 0:10Speaker 1: I think we actually all did. Billy and Lisa, we
- 0:12Speaker 1: loved it. And one of the stars of the show,
- 0:14Speaker 1: Jonathan Tucker, a longtime friend of the show, grew up
- 0:17Speaker 1: right down the street in Charlestown. He's on the phone
- 0:19Speaker 1: right now, Jonathan. Congrats on the show, Bud.
- 0:22Speaker 2: Good morning, guys.
- 0:23Speaker 3: How are you. We're doing fine now. You sent a
- 0:26Speaker 3: message last night that you're gonna be working nights, so
- 0:29Speaker 3: you'll be calling us as you're going to bed. Where
- 0:32Speaker 3: are you and what are you working on?
- 0:34Speaker 2: I'm I'm in New York City, you know, the home
- 0:37Speaker 2: of the The Nicks, which is a real disappointment for
- 0:42Speaker 2: this Bostonian this year, and I'm shooting a movie.
- 0:47Speaker 4: With Constance Wu and Selma Blair. They're both fantastic, but
- 0:54Speaker 4: it's just a little rough, you know, being here with
- 0:56Speaker 4: the championship basketball team.
- 0:59Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah. So you gotta be like just blown
- 1:04Speaker 3: away by the fact that you shot to number one
- 1:06Speaker 3: on Netflix. What a great show, buddy.
- 1:08Speaker 4: Well, you know, it's you make these things, you do
- 1:12Speaker 4: these things, and then you release that you know, you
- 1:14Speaker 4: have to like let them go, and they go through
- 1:16Speaker 4: a whole.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Post production.
- 1:19Speaker 4: Process. And we shot this a year ago, and when
- 1:24Speaker 4: it all comes together and you get a kind of
- 1:27Speaker 4: distribution platform like Netflix, this cast is awesome. You know,
- 1:31Speaker 4: it's Harlan Covid is just seemingly cannot produce something that
- 1:36Speaker 4: doesn't work. It's just awesome. Like it's just it's so
- 1:39Speaker 4: gratifying to have people respond to it and and to
- 1:44Speaker 4: see to see how well it does, not just in
- 1:46Speaker 4: the States, but I think it's like number one in
- 1:48Speaker 4: seventy eight countries around the world.
- 1:50Speaker 5: So, Jonathan, this is Lisa. There are a lot of
- 1:54Speaker 5: Boston connections, Boston scenes. Did you guys film some of
- 1:57Speaker 5: it here?
- 1:59Speaker 4: I wish we need to really change our tax system
- 2:03Speaker 4: in both the United States and particularly in Massachusetts, for
- 2:06Speaker 4: tax credits for filming. Almost all of it was shot
- 2:09Speaker 4: in Toronto, and I think we had a few days
- 2:12Speaker 4: New York. Wow, you now my decision, Lisa, I know,
- 2:17Speaker 4: but it.
- 2:17Speaker 6: Would be There are so many references though, to like Revere.
- 2:21Speaker 6: It's so great. I love it.
- 2:23Speaker 4: I know, I know, I know, I mean, I shot
- 2:26Speaker 4: We've got the pilot of City on a Hill, a
- 2:30Speaker 4: Showtime show with Kevin Bacon in Boston, and I was
- 2:35Speaker 4: like so excited. I mean I was looking at like
- 2:37Speaker 4: real estate in Boston when they picked up the show,
- 2:40Speaker 4: because I was like, well, we'll shoot this for a
- 2:41Speaker 4: few years in the Commonwealth, and then you know, they
- 2:45Speaker 4: moved to show to New York. So it's, uh, I
- 2:48Speaker 4: really wish they shot more in Massachusetts. And it really
- 2:51Speaker 4: is like the political you know, the political will of
- 2:56Speaker 4: of of uh, you know, the Commonwealth to make sure
- 2:59Speaker 4: that they have credits to be able to do it.
- 3:01Speaker 4: But at least like we're showing the world what Boston
- 3:04Speaker 4: is and and we're definitely showing it with this because
- 3:08Speaker 4: you don't even look at the box office like Bill,
- 3:10Speaker 4: you think about like I think they said it was twenty.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Four million views.
- 3:15Speaker 4: Which is actually like more like sixty million people that
- 3:19Speaker 4: watch it, And if you convert that to a box
- 3:21Speaker 4: office like a ten bucks at ticket, pretty pretty pretty wild,
- 3:25Speaker 4: like pretty wild numbers. And she shows you some of
- 3:28Speaker 4: the streaming services.
- 3:29Speaker 3: But since you are the cast member from Boston and
- 3:32Speaker 3: the show is based in Boston, do they go to
- 3:36Speaker 3: you seeking certain information on the city that only you
- 3:38Speaker 3: would know.
- 3:39Speaker 4: I mean a little bit, But I don't want to
- 3:40Speaker 4: take any credit because everybody you know, I'm not. I'm not.
- 3:43Speaker 4: I can't be the protector of our fine city and
- 3:48Speaker 4: for everybody who's contributing to these things. But yeah, you know,
- 3:51Speaker 4: I try to do my best, and everyone's got their
- 3:54Speaker 4: own creative lane, and I don't want to get too
- 3:56Speaker 4: far into it.
- 3:57Speaker 3: The show is, it's just unexpectedly riveting. It's, like I said,
- 4:03Speaker 3: I'm several episodes in at least a binge watched last night,
- 4:07Speaker 3: five or six episodes. Justin is also watching the show,
- 4:11Speaker 3: and all three of us are constantly saying, can you
- 4:14Speaker 3: believe how good this show? We had talkbackers calling into
- 4:16Speaker 3: the show this morning saying, oh my god, you're so right.
- 4:19Speaker 3: I love that. Did you see it coming?
- 4:22Speaker 1: Well?
- 4:23Speaker 4: Well, look, you know this, this writer, Harlan Coben, is
- 4:26Speaker 4: just known for these sort of episodic cliffhangers, all these
- 4:31Speaker 4: red herrings and you know, things that throw you off,
- 4:35Speaker 4: so you know, you know that you're getting into something
- 4:38Speaker 4: really exciting. But he also he also kind of hits
- 4:42Speaker 4: you with these very visceral, sort of themes that are
- 4:48Speaker 4: hard to they's just resonate. I mean, the idea that
- 4:52Speaker 4: you could end up in jail for killing your son
- 4:57Speaker 4: and you know that you didn't do it, and then
- 4:59Speaker 4: you I know you didn't do it. You resign yourself
- 5:02Speaker 4: to that fact that you're going to be in jail
- 5:05Speaker 4: for a crime you didn't commit, and then all of
- 5:07Speaker 4: a sudden you see a photo of your son who's
- 5:09Speaker 4: still alive. I mean, it's just like such a fantastic,
- 5:13Speaker 4: you know, opening episode idea. And that's the only script
- 5:16Speaker 4: that I that I got when I went to meet
- 5:18Speaker 4: with everybody. You know, I had no idea where the
- 5:20Speaker 4: storty was going to be, only other than I hadn't
- 5:22Speaker 4: read the book, and the book is expanded in this series,
- 5:26Speaker 4: so you know, it's it's true to the book, but
- 5:29Speaker 4: they built out a number of things from the book
- 5:33Speaker 4: for a shot. So it was as exciting kind of
- 5:37Speaker 4: for a number of us on the crew and cast
- 5:40Speaker 4: to be able to read the scripts as it is
- 5:42Speaker 4: for you guys to watch.
- 5:44Speaker 3: It on the air. They just so you know, they
- 5:47Speaker 3: do such a great job.
- 5:47Speaker 4: Of building out these sort of productions, So what you
- 5:50Speaker 4: read on the page really is like just a small
- 5:53Speaker 4: swipe of what ends up being being seen.
- 5:56Speaker 3: And it's such an amazing cast. I mean you're working
- 5:59Speaker 3: alongside app A tar Yeah, it's just great.
- 6:04Speaker 4: I mean he is you know, he's been through it.
- 6:06Speaker 3: For a long time.
- 6:07Speaker 4: He's been working for for probably as long as I have.
- 6:13Speaker 4: And and he's been on such extraordinarily big productions, and
- 6:16Speaker 4: he's had so many kind of like you know, career accomplishments,
- 6:22Speaker 4: and you know, he's as aware as as any experienced
- 6:26Speaker 4: actor is, which is like you know you you, like
- 6:29Speaker 4: I said, you you go out there, you do your
- 6:31Speaker 4: very best, you hope for the best, and and you
- 6:34Speaker 4: never know where these things are going to land. He's
- 6:35Speaker 4: had quite a few big, big pops. But I think
- 6:38Speaker 4: I know he's as he's he's impressed with how this
- 6:41Speaker 4: is doing.
- 6:43Speaker 1: And britt Lauer, if you shot it a year ago,
- 6:45Speaker 1: she was just coming off of Severance, was one of
- 6:48Speaker 1: the biggest shows in the past several years.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Yeah, she's an outstanding actress.
- 6:53Speaker 3: Wow, what a great show. If you just tuned in,
- 6:56Speaker 3: we're talking to Jonathan Tucker. He's a buddy of ours.
- 6:58Speaker 3: He's from Boston, a big time and I will find
- 7:02Speaker 3: you as the number one show on Netflix. Jonathan as
- 7:05Speaker 3: one of the stars uh in the movie. Do you
- 7:09Speaker 3: get back home to Boston often?
- 7:13Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm from Charlestown, buddy
- 7:16Speaker 4: for Boats too, ones who Monument Square. So I get back,
- 7:22Speaker 4: I do get back off that I sent you over
- 7:24Speaker 4: a little gift bag.
- 7:24Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha.
- 7:27Speaker 4: Well, I want to make sure the team is well
- 7:28Speaker 4: taken care of. You know, I built out this business
- 7:31Speaker 4: the uh the Boston Garden, which is a cannabis dispensary
- 7:35Speaker 4: brand there and UH in the good Comonwealth of Massachusetts,
- 7:38Speaker 4: and we're in Somerville and Cambridge and Athol. So I
- 7:42Speaker 4: come back quite a bit for that and that that
- 7:43Speaker 4: makes me feel good to be able to have created
- 7:45Speaker 4: some jobs in my hometown and to be kind of
- 7:51Speaker 4: in in the community.
- 7:52Speaker 1: With a brick and mortar store.
- 7:53Speaker 4: And you know, I'm thrilled that the new uh there
- 7:57Speaker 4: are the head of the International Brotherhood of Team Stairs.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Sean O'Brien, who's a local guy from Medford who ran
- 8:04Speaker 4: the Teamsters out of Charlestown Local twenty five, is now
- 8:07Speaker 4: re elected for another five years.
- 8:08Speaker 3: There A buddy, he's a buddy so.
- 8:10Speaker 4: I get to come back and kind of cheer cheer on,
- 8:13Speaker 4: share him on from Boston, and it's a really important
- 8:16Speaker 4: place for me.
- 8:16Speaker 3: I got two kids.
- 8:17Speaker 4: I'm bringing them back this summer.
- 8:19Speaker 3: There you go.
- 8:19Speaker 4: Oh uh, I'm back, just not enough. I really I
- 8:22Speaker 4: really miss I really miss it.
- 8:23Speaker 3: And I gotta tell you, Jonathan, we're all feeling much
- 8:25Speaker 3: better since we got you gift.
- 8:30Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:30Speaker 1: I got to leave early, Jonathan.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not even capable of sitting here right now.
- 8:35Speaker 4: Wow.
- 8:35Speaker 3: Incredible news, best news every time for real.
- 8:40Speaker 4: Or sick?
- 8:41Speaker 6: Headline news with a billion Lisa on Kids one eight.
- 8:46Speaker 1: All right, let's try to get some of these headlines
- 8:48Speaker 1: out real or fake. That's the name of the game.
- 8:50Speaker 1: The first headline reads man Band from All Six Flag
- 8:53Speaker 1: Parks for Life after a chicken nugget stunt on a
- 8:57Speaker 1: roller coaster.
- 9:00Speaker 6: I'm gonna go reel on this me too. It sounds you.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Gotta go real.
- 9:04Speaker 1: I always think the lengthy headlines throw you off, but
- 9:07Speaker 1: apparently not. Oh yeah, this is true. YouTuber he's in
- 9:11Speaker 1: hot water after a stunt where he tried to eat
- 9:13Speaker 1: a ten piece chicken nugget while on a huge roller
- 9:15Speaker 1: coaster at Six Flags he ate seven of the ten.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Not bad, but he almost choked on the first hell
- 9:22Speaker 1: on the roller coaster. They ended up banning them for life.
- 9:25Speaker 7: It was definitely really hard, So I see why Cedar
- 9:28Speaker 7: Point reacted the way they did because I can see
- 9:30Speaker 7: why there's safety measures and everything like that.
- 9:32Speaker 1: It was hard.
- 9:33Speaker 7: I had to try not to choke almost the entire ride.
- 9:35Speaker 7: I had no idea Cedar Point even seen the video
- 9:38Speaker 7: until I got a message saying I've been banned for
- 9:40Speaker 7: life from Cedar Point, which really hurts because I've been
- 9:43Speaker 7: going there since I was a little kid.
- 9:44Speaker 3: I'm a season pass holder.
- 9:46Speaker 7: I'm definitely sad about how it ended up, but I
- 9:50Speaker 7: understand why they went the way they did. They don't
- 9:53Speaker 7: want a bunch of other people trying to pull off
- 9:55Speaker 7: challenges like I do.
- 9:56Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it to Alan Farrell. He took it
- 9:58Speaker 1: like a champ.
- 9:59Speaker 3: I just never grew up.
- 10:02Speaker 6: Here's the thing that I have gone really bad when.
- 10:04Speaker 3: They issued their bands, right, how are they going to
- 10:06Speaker 3: know if he's walking into the park.
- 10:08Speaker 1: How they enforce it? That's a great question. When they
- 10:10Speaker 1: banned someone, say Fenway Park, yes, I know, how do
- 10:13Speaker 1: they enforce it? I don't know. If anyone knows, you
- 10:15Speaker 1: can always join the show in the talkbacks on the
- 10:17Speaker 1: iHeart app.
- 10:18Speaker 3: Because I don't know, dud Ardi, you work at the garden,
- 10:20Speaker 3: how would they band it's banned for life?
- 10:23Speaker 6: I actually have no idea either.
- 10:25Speaker 8: I'm assuming security just like is aware of their face.
- 10:28Speaker 6: But yeah, how do you monitor that?
- 10:30Speaker 9: No idea?
- 10:30Speaker 1: I know because she worked at Cannoby Lake, yeah, and Salem,
- 10:32Speaker 1: New Hampshire.
- 10:33Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a Carney.
- 10:34Speaker 5: I got to think there aren't that many banned for
- 10:37Speaker 5: life people, right, I mean.
- 10:39Speaker 3: They must have a I think there are enough for them.
- 10:42Speaker 3: But you think, let's say it's a year later and
- 10:44Speaker 3: the guy wants to go to the park, or he
- 10:46Speaker 3: wants to go to Fenway, was banned from Fenway. Who's
- 10:49Speaker 3: gonna know when he's walking in the gate?
- 10:50Speaker 1: I know, especially if somebody else is working that wasn't
- 10:53Speaker 1: working when I don't know, who knows? If anyone knows,
- 10:55Speaker 1: hit us up on the talkbacks anyway. Next headline here,
- 10:58Speaker 1: proposed bill in Congress would change US currency with an
- 11:01Speaker 1: endorsement deal with Hasbro's Monopoly game. I think that's rail
- 11:06Speaker 1: or fake.
- 11:07Speaker 3: That's fake.
- 11:07Speaker 6: I think it's kind of fake. I'm going fake.
- 11:11Speaker 1: You're both going fake on this, I think, so, mmm.
- 11:17Speaker 3: Yeah, how did you make that with you?
- 11:22Speaker 1: You know, I've never played Monopoly my whole life.
- 11:25Speaker 3: I don't think I have really no board game.
- 11:28Speaker 1: It came up recently. My friends were playing it and
- 11:30Speaker 1: I had never.
- 11:31Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 11:31Speaker 6: I played when I was little.
- 11:32Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I played Double Trouble. Remember that one? Is
- 11:36Speaker 1: that name of it? Double Trouble? Yeah, Candy Land. Those
- 11:38Speaker 1: are bored games. Candy Light was good Candy Light, but
- 11:44Speaker 1: they're not for you, Billy.
- 11:46Speaker 3: No, she's got boxes and.
- 11:50Speaker 1: A great board game.
- 11:51Speaker 3: I kind of remember that, but I don't think got
- 11:53Speaker 3: played it anyway.
- 11:54Speaker 1: What else you got My next headline here? Youth baseball
- 11:56Speaker 1: coach banned for life after sun pitches into the opposed
- 12:00Speaker 1: teams dugout on purpose.
- 12:04Speaker 3: I'm going real one crazy base.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually insane. Listen up. A youth baseball
- 12:13Speaker 1: coach in Oklahoma has been banned for life after his
- 12:17Speaker 1: son threw a pitch into the dugout of the opposing team.
- 12:20Speaker 1: So here's what happened. They're they're playing, they're losing, right,
- 12:24Speaker 1: Frustration happens. He tells his son, who's pitching to hit
- 12:27Speaker 1: the other player with the ball, which he tries to do.
- 12:29Speaker 1: He then tells him to throw the ball into the
- 12:32Speaker 1: other dugout, which he did seventy miles an hour, whipped
- 12:35Speaker 1: it into the opposing team's dugout. Here's the moment it happened. Yeah,
- 12:44Speaker 1: so he's banned for life. The son, who's twelve years old,
- 12:47Speaker 1: five year band, which is pretty much his whole.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he's not playing ball after that. Yeah, I
- 12:54Speaker 3: mean we talked behind. We've talked about this endlessly.
- 12:57Speaker 1: The parents. There was also a fight at a hockey
- 13:00Speaker 1: I forget where it was this weekend.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Parents fighting in the stands. I'll tell you what's gonna
- 13:05Speaker 3: happen with this kid? Because the dad is so so
- 13:08Speaker 3: living through his kid vicariously. What's gonna happen. He'll get
- 13:11Speaker 3: him a private coach, he'll get them, you know, and
- 13:13Speaker 3: he'll go into some elite league or something where nobody
- 13:16Speaker 3: knows them.
- 13:16Speaker 1: They're gonna have to move.
- 13:17Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all about the dad.
- 13:19Speaker 1: Yeah, this video is everywhere online. So all right, last
- 13:22Speaker 1: one here. Sports reporter immediately regrets eating City Field's chili
- 13:28Speaker 1: egg roll. That's the headline. That's all you get, is it?
- 13:31Speaker 1: Real or fake? Sports reporter on I'm gonna read it again. Yeah,
- 13:37Speaker 1: sports reporter immediately regrets eating city Field's chili egg roll.
- 13:43Speaker 6: I think I'm gonna go real on this.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, going rel going real.
- 13:49Speaker 1: All right. This is another viral video of a Red's
- 13:51Speaker 1: announcer talking about trying city Field's chili egg roll. I
- 13:56Speaker 1: don't think we want to order what this guy ordered.
- 13:58Speaker 4: I'm just saying, sine chili egg roll in the house,
- 14:02Speaker 4: how is it?
- 14:03Speaker 3: Well, since you guys have absolutely no guts whatsoever, and
- 14:06Speaker 3: so so I'm a team player. I'm going to try it.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Out the world's most ringing I love Skylarton. I just
- 14:17Speaker 1: hear that. For the record, this is the lowest point
- 14:19Speaker 1: in my career. Wrap out. So his review was, u
- 14:25Speaker 1: um yeah, so they roll on this new chili dog
- 14:29Speaker 1: and he did not like it.
- 14:32Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds like Billy exactly.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Like Bill.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Awful. It sounds like my worst nightmare.
- 14:42Speaker 1: It's not like he has a food television show.
- 14:47Speaker 5: It's kiss and we're back with Billy and Lisa in
- 14:51Speaker 5: the morning.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Justin you just pound out something about yourself here in
- 14:54Speaker 3: this building you weren't aware of.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Uh well, let me ask you this before I explain.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Do you give nick names to other people sometimes?
- 15:01Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 15:02Speaker 3: Usually, I mean I call it Lisa Dunovan. I don't
- 15:04Speaker 3: think anybody else.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Okay that would be a nickname. Yeah, I guess it
- 15:11Speaker 1: can be. They can be funny or they could be
- 15:14Speaker 1: kind of mean spirited. But anyway, I just found out
- 15:16Speaker 1: that down the hall at Jammin they have a nickname
- 15:20Speaker 1: for me. Oh it's not really bad. I don't know
- 15:23Speaker 1: if I should be flattered or upset. It is mister T.
- 15:28Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can see all that kind of fits.
- 15:30Speaker 1: No, not not that, mister T. Don't like a fool.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Say what you got now? It's mister T. Because they
- 15:39Speaker 1: say that I'm full of testoni.
- 15:40Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's good.
- 15:44Speaker 1: I call it passion. That's what I think. I think,
- 15:47Speaker 1: very animated. Yeah yeah, they call me that behind my back.
- 15:51Speaker 1: And I just happened to learn that.
- 15:53Speaker 3: Oh it's a perfect name though, because you're jacked up.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Okay, no, you're not calling me mister T. But then
- 16:00Speaker 1: it got me thinking, I'm like your tea. I like tea.
- 16:04Speaker 1: He's good. What I was thinking about because we give
- 16:07Speaker 1: like my friends and I give nicknames to other people
- 16:10Speaker 1: because there's a person in our life who we nicknamed Parched.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Really yes, and that's because he is so thirsty. We
- 16:17Speaker 1: love him, but he's so thirsty for attention, you know,
- 16:21Speaker 1: the Facebook posts, the Instagram posts, look at me, you know,
- 16:26Speaker 1: the subliminal stuff, just for like attention. So yeah, we
- 16:30Speaker 1: call him parched.
- 16:32Speaker 6: Well yeah, you lease, I do.
- 16:34Speaker 5: So one of my nephews always seems to be getting
- 16:39Speaker 5: himself into little jams, whether it's a car thing or
- 16:42Speaker 5: a girl thing, or there's always something going on with
- 16:46Speaker 5: him all these people. So he's always in a pickle,
- 16:50Speaker 5: like he's always finding himself in a pickle. So we
- 16:53Speaker 5: call him Pickle because it makes sense. Yeah, it's like,
- 16:57Speaker 5: is one's pickle coming over?
- 17:00Speaker 1: The big question is does he know that's his?
- 17:02Speaker 5: He knows it, yeah, yeah, because he's always there's like
- 17:05Speaker 5: always something happening.
- 17:06Speaker 10: Right.
- 17:06Speaker 3: That's funny because around the family, my son Dylan, everybody
- 17:09Speaker 3: calls him Bill Pickle. Oh that's so funny, Jill Pickle.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Yeah, Dylan has another nickname, Tuber Duber.
- 17:16Speaker 3: But he doesn't like it baby related. Yeah, so go
- 17:20Speaker 3: get the Duber.
- 17:21Speaker 1: So there was a time when when Dylan, your son
- 17:23Speaker 1: was coming in years ago and he was sitting with
- 17:26Speaker 1: me every day, kind of watching what I do, kind
- 17:28Speaker 1: of like an internship. Yeah, and and Billy would come in.
- 17:30Speaker 1: He'd call him Duber, and Billy would leave and Dylan
- 17:33Speaker 1: get really embarrassed. Yeah, and he'd be like kind of awkward.
- 17:36Speaker 1: He's like, I don't really like it that much.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't mind deal pickle, but yeah Duber because
- 17:41Speaker 3: it's a baby thing, you know it is. You want
- 17:43Speaker 3: to grab him?
- 17:44Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got some other good work
- 17:46Speaker 1: nicknames here that people use. You want some of these? Yeah?
- 17:51Speaker 1: How about let me know if I can read this one, Lisa,
- 17:54Speaker 1: what do you think?
- 17:56Speaker 7: Uh?
- 17:57Speaker 1: Okay, Houdini hard to find when actually work needs to
- 18:00Speaker 1: be done. Oh yeah, I know some of those. Yep,
- 18:05Speaker 1: Stormtrooper always missing in action? Okay, okay. What about whale
- 18:11Speaker 1: barrow only moves full, only moves forward when someone pushes them.
- 18:19Speaker 3: The whale barrow coming in today?
- 18:21Speaker 1: Yeah, and one more speed bump always slowing down. The
- 18:25Speaker 1: rest of the team is always one of those or many.
- 18:29Speaker 1: Producer Riley, any good nicknames?
- 18:32Speaker 6: I feel like I don't.
- 18:33Speaker 8: I don't really give nicknames to people, but like when
- 18:36Speaker 8: my friends are dating people that like are like kind
- 18:39Speaker 8: of in and out of their lives. You don't really
- 18:41Speaker 8: care that much about them. You're not gonna remember their name.
- 18:43Speaker 8: Then we'll give like a nickname to them. My friend
- 18:45Speaker 8: had a guy that would always cancel on her because
- 18:47Speaker 8: he seemed to be like always on vacation. So he'd
- 18:50Speaker 8: be like, oh, is that the vacation guy? Yeah, like
- 18:52Speaker 8: whenever we were referring to him because we were.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Like, how was he always on vacation?
- 18:56Speaker 6: But stuff like that, that makes sense.
- 18:58Speaker 3: You're going to call them leisure sometime.
- 19:00Speaker 11: To get through these weird coworkers and and or bad
- 19:03Speaker 11: co workers, you gotta have some nicknames, you know, make
- 19:06Speaker 11: fun light of it, like et they always want to
- 19:09Speaker 11: go home? Or we got motion light only works when
- 19:12Speaker 11: someone's coming or sees them, or you got U turn
- 19:14Speaker 11: It can turn any simple little thing into something difficult,
- 19:18Speaker 11: and we got side Quest, one of my personal favorites.
- 19:21Speaker 11: Can turn any simple task into a three hour adventure.
- 19:24Speaker 3: That's really always wants to go home.
- 19:30Speaker 9: I first started teaching, I found out these two or
- 19:34Speaker 9: three other teachers were talking about me on Facebook and
- 19:38Speaker 9: they called me the princess, and I thought, Okay, they
- 19:41Speaker 9: get it.
- 19:41Speaker 1: They get it. Okay, he's a princess, all right. The
- 19:46Speaker 1: best one is of the ones behind your back, because
- 19:49Speaker 1: those are the Although they're mean, they're usually very funny
- 19:52Speaker 1: that I'd love.
- 19:53Speaker 3: To find out if people have ones for me that
- 19:55Speaker 3: are not aware.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Oh, definitely, definitely.
- 19:59Speaker 6: You know of some Mmmm, I don't know of any here.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I'm too close to you, so they wouldn't
- 20:05Speaker 1: tell me. They leave us out of it. But I'll
- 20:09Speaker 1: do some investigation. I had a friend while I was
- 20:11Speaker 1: in the army. We called him Mooch.
- 20:14Speaker 3: He loved it, but it's because he borrowed some piece
- 20:17Speaker 3: of clothing from everybody.
- 20:19Speaker 1: When he went out that night, nothing was his. They
- 20:26Speaker 1: do exist, Yeah, they never give anything back.
- 20:28Speaker 3: Yeah, the mooch.
- 20:29Speaker 1: Yeah, the mooch.
- 20:30Speaker 10: So I have two nicknames for people at work. The
- 20:35Speaker 10: first one was Lantern, who actually got fired but he
- 20:39Speaker 10: was dim and needed to be carried. And the other
- 20:43Speaker 10: one's kit Kat because give me a break.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Also, not just co workers, what about neighbors, you know?
- 20:53Speaker 1: Oh that's off there too. So in my neighborhood, as
- 20:57Speaker 1: a neighbor who we call the mean Lady because she's
- 21:00Speaker 1: very mean, trying to be hurtful. She's only ever yelled
- 21:04Speaker 1: at us.
- 21:04Speaker 6: Call her like lemon drop or something.
- 21:06Speaker 1: No, no, just the mean lady. And now it's gotten
- 21:11Speaker 1: to the point where my son calls her the mean
- 21:13Speaker 1: lady because dad does. And I tried to correct him.
- 21:16Speaker 1: I'm like, actually, it's not that nice, and he's like,
- 21:17Speaker 1: what about when you were yelling at her and she
- 21:19Speaker 1: was yelling at you. She's just a mean lady. So
- 21:22Speaker 1: I'm sure.
- 21:22Speaker 3: The neighbor was, do you have a nickname for Jim?
- 21:27Speaker 1: Uh? Well, yeah, we call each other.
- 21:30Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 21:31Speaker 1: Yes, it's a it's a mutual nickname.
- 21:35Speaker 3: But where is it from.
- 21:36Speaker 1: It's because when we first started dating, you know, they
- 21:39Speaker 1: have b FF best female friend, Yeah, best friends. I
- 21:43Speaker 1: didn't know what it meant, but I would call her
- 21:46Speaker 1: biff as if as in best female friend. Yeah, before
- 21:49Speaker 1: we started dating, and it just turned into beff. Okay,
- 21:53Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
- 21:54Speaker 6: I think it's cute.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Wife, you talking baby talk to your wife. You can't
- 21:58Speaker 1: criticize me. He called her yesterday he forgot his phone
- 22:02Speaker 1: at home. Lease, so he calls her from my phone
- 22:05Speaker 1: in my studio and hello, always be.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Like forgot.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Can you please?
- 22:12Speaker 3: I didn't say you Yeah, I never said that although
- 22:23Speaker 3: I have said that, Yeah, I just don't think I
- 22:25Speaker 3: said it in front of view Happy Tuesday. This is kim.
- 22:29Speaker 3: I have a lot of nicknames.
- 22:30Speaker 12: My girls call me concert Kimmy because I'm constantly at shows.
- 22:34Speaker 12: They call me kalo because of my junk in my trunk.
- 22:38Speaker 3: Not a bad thing.
- 22:40Speaker 12: But my brother in law Jack calls me crummy. I
- 22:43Speaker 12: just drop everything. I mean the other day I was like, oh,
- 22:45Speaker 12: where's my chest?
- 22:46Speaker 3: Hurt?
- 22:47Speaker 12: Took my bra off at night, little pieces of potato
- 22:49Speaker 12: chips fell out.
- 22:59Speaker 13: So every morning we have a group of higher ups
- 23:02Speaker 13: that kind of walk through production.
- 23:04Speaker 3: And I call them the seagulls because they swoop.
- 23:07Speaker 13: In, make a lot of noise, crap on your work,
- 23:11Speaker 13: steal your snacks, and take off yep, seagulls.
- 23:16Speaker 1: The good thing about this segment right here is you
- 23:19Speaker 1: can take some of these and that apply them to
- 23:21Speaker 1: people in your lives. Oh yeah, because I'm sure people
- 23:24Speaker 1: are listening like, oh I got one of those.
- 23:25Speaker 3: Yeah, they're parting names and nicknames to people.
- 23:28Speaker 14: Oh yeah, good morning morning, crew, Queen creso here. So
- 23:32Speaker 14: I don't know if it's just in the sewing thing,
- 23:35Speaker 14: but every most of the guys, every guy in the
- 23:39Speaker 14: sewing their nickname was just their last name. So when
- 23:43Speaker 14: you see him on Facebook and you have to say, like,
- 23:45Speaker 14: happy birthday, and now they're like the their first name
- 23:48Speaker 14: is Robert now or Eric, You're like, I just don't
- 23:52Speaker 14: don't feel ready calling them that, and then you just
- 23:54Speaker 14: have to put it and it's awkward.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very common.
- 23:58Speaker 3: Yeah, the last name thing is very Coolah.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Show growing up right, Bill, Like a lot of kids,
- 24:02Speaker 1: you knew you called him by the last name.
- 24:04Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I think I told this story before. In
- 24:06Speaker 3: high school, all the guys had a nickname for me,
- 24:10Speaker 3: and I to this day don't understand it. They call
- 24:12Speaker 3: me reindeer. Oh yeah, I mean I know I was
- 24:16Speaker 3: into running, even at a young age, but maybe that
- 24:19Speaker 3: was it. I don't know.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Did they call you that to your face?
- 24:23Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hey Reindeer.
- 24:25Speaker 1: You don't know why.
- 24:26Speaker 3: No, it must be because of the running thing. I
- 24:28Speaker 3: don't know what else could it be. Maybe you had
- 24:30Speaker 3: a red nose like reindeer. Unknown for what, No, I
- 24:33Speaker 3: didn't have a red nose.
- 24:34Speaker 6: Well, you're born on Christmas Eve. Yeah, oh that's why.
- 24:39Speaker 3: Maybe that was it and I never got it right, Hey, Reindeer.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a Christmas Ye Christmas?
- 24:44Speaker 3: Why not Rudolph? Uh?
- 24:46Speaker 1: Not sure.
- 24:47Speaker 15: So I got a friend who's drink of choice, it's
- 24:50Speaker 15: typically my Ties, and his name happens to be Mike,
- 24:53Speaker 15: so it kind of goes together and we call him
- 24:54Speaker 15: Mikey my Tie. And then I got a friend who's
- 24:57Speaker 15: like the total opposite size of that little kid has Bulah,
- 25:01Speaker 15: who has that like condition where he's much older, but
- 25:04Speaker 15: he kind of presents himself looks like a toddler.
- 25:06Speaker 16: So we call him has Bula because it's funny. He's
- 25:09Speaker 16: like a really tall, big dude, and it's just the
- 25:10Speaker 16: total opposite. And then my friends call me big al
- 25:13Speaker 16: al or al Gal, big al.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Big al al gal or al Gal.
- 25:21Speaker 3: I don't think you want to walk around the house
- 25:22Speaker 3: calling you big al Well say that, boy. You don't
- 25:27Speaker 3: want to. Ever, how's my big girl?
- 25:32Speaker 1: You don't want to.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no.
- 25:41Speaker 1: No, yeah, whatever you do, don't say that. Say something different,
- 25:44Speaker 1: like who's the pretty girl?
- 25:48Speaker 6: And we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody, wrapping up a Thursday morning on the
- 25:53Speaker 1: Billy and Lisa Show. Thank you as always for listening.
- 25:57Speaker 1: A reminder we do podcasts this entire program every day,
- 26:01Speaker 1: so there's no excuse not to listen, even if it's
- 26:03Speaker 1: later in the day. You can find it on the
- 26:05Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app. Just searched Billy and Lisa in the morning,
- 26:08Speaker 1: but we got to get this in before we go. Lisa,
- 26:11Speaker 1: you have a list in front of you about what
- 26:13Speaker 1: men's apartments.
- 26:14Speaker 5: On Reddit, women shared the most nope things they saw
- 26:19Speaker 5: in guy's apartments. All right, so this is a pretty
- 26:22Speaker 5: good list.
- 26:23Speaker 6: First off, fist sized holes in the wall size what's
- 26:30Speaker 6: going on here?
- 26:32Speaker 5: Like?
- 26:32Speaker 3: That's like, okay, well it is an angry fella.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Yeah, might have an anger problem.
- 26:36Speaker 6: You might have one.
- 26:38Speaker 5: Another big one is a bed with no sheets, no
- 26:41Speaker 5: pillowcases on the pillows, and a very stained mattress.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Oh, no sheets and a stain.
- 26:49Speaker 6: Yeah, no pillowcases like bed wedding stains. I don't know
- 26:53Speaker 6: where that came from.
- 26:54Speaker 5: Yep. Another woman said that he told me he rented
- 26:58Speaker 5: a room in a house, except the room ended up
- 27:00Speaker 5: being the garage and no, it wasn't converted. He asked
- 27:04Speaker 5: if I wanted some airflow and grabbed the clicker to open.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Up the garage store next to the lawnmower.
- 27:14Speaker 5: Another woman said that she found her guy's place to
- 27:17Speaker 5: be completely empty, just a couple of boxes in one corner.
- 27:21Speaker 6: Nothing in the fridge, not even condiments.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Oh boy, Yeah, that's a bachelor right there.
- 27:26Speaker 6: Yeah, true bachelor.
- 27:28Speaker 5: Another one is the fridge contains only energy drinks, ketchup
- 27:33Speaker 5: and one lonely pickle.
- 27:35Speaker 3: So okay, a diet.
- 27:38Speaker 6: Well that's a guy that's not into cooking.
- 27:40Speaker 5: Like Uber eats exactly.
- 27:45Speaker 6: Another one said the only only furniture was a mattress
- 27:48Speaker 6: in the living room. That's very basic.
- 27:52Speaker 5: And this is one that I that I think is
- 27:55Speaker 5: interesting too. Another woman says that she ran into multiple
- 27:59Speaker 5: men who straight up did not own toilet paper.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Toilet Wait, did they have a bidet or tushy?
- 28:06Speaker 6: They had various containers of dude wipes.
- 28:09Speaker 1: What are Yeah, they're just like they're like flushable wipes
- 28:14Speaker 1: from men. Yeah, so that's actually not that bad. But
- 28:16Speaker 1: you want to use those.
- 28:17Speaker 3: After a toilet paper, it's like for the final finish.
- 28:21Speaker 1: No, I think they're just meant to replace.
- 28:23Speaker 3: To me, well, I'm just telling you it's better to
- 28:25Speaker 3: go both.
- 28:26Speaker 1: By the way, don't flush those. It says they're flushable
- 28:28Speaker 1: they're not.
- 28:28Speaker 6: Do you have dude wipes?
- 28:30Speaker 1: I do, oh yeah, but I have them just to
- 28:32Speaker 1: have them. I also have.
- 28:33Speaker 6: A are they like baby wipes. They're basically like baby.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Was baby wipes marketed. I'm just doing just fine in
- 28:43Speaker 1: the bathroom. But that one, that's the only one I
- 28:45Speaker 1: kind of dis okay, okay.
- 28:46Speaker 5: And then the last one is counters and sinks filled
- 28:51Speaker 5: with dirty dishes.
- 28:52Speaker 3: Oh that's a huge, huge, huge, huge.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Because it's kind of like a sign of what's to come. Well,
- 29:01Speaker 1: if things go further.
- 29:03Speaker 5: Also, if they don't have any like drapery treatments or
- 29:06Speaker 5: like blind.
- 29:09Speaker 3: They use a sheet. Oh you see that a lot
- 29:11Speaker 3: jogging or stuff. You said a sheet.
- 29:14Speaker 1: I used to have the sheet of these things.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Oh okay, we're not judging. This is a judgment free zone.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Well, I mean, listen, I talked about this, I think
- 29:22Speaker 1: earlier in the week, right when I first started dating
- 29:24Speaker 1: my wife. Yeah, I was renting a room for one
- 29:27Speaker 1: hundred dollars a week, and I bought picture frames remember this, Oh.
- 29:31Speaker 3: Yeah, with the actual people that came with the frame.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Well, the yeah, the actors or whoever they are in
- 29:36Speaker 1: the frame. But I didn't have any pictures of my
- 29:37Speaker 1: family to put in them, but I still had them
- 29:39Speaker 1: up with plans of putting my family eventually when they
- 29:42Speaker 1: would talk to me again in the frame. So she
- 29:44Speaker 1: came the first time and she was like, oh, is
- 29:46Speaker 1: that your family? And I'm like, oh, you didn't know
- 29:49Speaker 1: so much.
- 29:50Speaker 3: They're not What did you say?
- 29:52Speaker 1: Who say they were? I was honest with them. Oh okay.
- 29:55Speaker 1: She kind of felt bad. I used the sympathy card there.
- 29:58Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're married now and you have kids. But
- 30:00Speaker 3: if they're one, one singular thing, somebody would say, oh God,
- 30:04Speaker 3: what is that doing here at my house?
- 30:06Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess maybe my room can get a little
- 30:11Speaker 1: bit messy with clothes.
- 30:13Speaker 3: Oh, I don't picture you was messy.
- 30:14Speaker 1: Both of us sometimes, my wife and I. Maybe that's
- 30:17Speaker 1: the one.
- 30:18Speaker 5: Yeah, what about you, Bill, We have a lot of pillows.
- 30:24Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the decorative pillows would probably jump right out
- 30:26Speaker 3: at you. But if you know, like when I was
- 30:30Speaker 3: living single, you know, I was trying to think the
- 30:33Speaker 3: strangers thing somebody would run into if they came to
- 30:35Speaker 3: my house. One of them would have been me in
- 30:38Speaker 3: a framed poster, dressed as Britney Spears in a Catholic
- 30:43Speaker 3: schoolgirl out there.
- 30:44Speaker 6: That would jump right out that was on the wall,
- 30:47Speaker 6: And the other.
- 30:48Speaker 3: One would have been a picture of me and Elton
- 30:50Speaker 3: John in tennis clothing on our way to a shower.
- 30:53Speaker 6: I have that in my house.
- 30:56Speaker 3: That's where it ended up.
- 30:58Speaker 6: I happened in a frame.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hitting the shower, the out one one I
- 31:05Speaker 1: can get behind the you and pigtails dressed as Britney's
- 31:08Speaker 1: beears so much.
- 31:09Speaker 3: That took a lot of explaining over the years.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Yeah, what about you least, what's something that would turn
- 31:14Speaker 1: you off in a guy's apartment?
- 31:16Speaker 5: Well, obviously like not having window treatments, right, Like, that's like, okay,
- 31:21Speaker 5: we need to stump things up.
- 31:22Speaker 1: You got to have a.
- 31:23Speaker 3: Level of privacy exactly.
- 31:24Speaker 1: But it can sometimes, you know, bachelors.
- 31:27Speaker 6: I guess you know stage in life you have a.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Pea on your mattress that you're knocking.
- 31:34Speaker 5: I'm not even going that's just gross. Sheets Like that's
- 31:37Speaker 5: just like, okay, we need to we need to become
- 31:39Speaker 5: an adult.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Think about it this way too. When you finally achieve
- 31:43Speaker 3: your own place, right, shouldn't there be some level of pride? Yeah,
- 31:48Speaker 3: it's my place, you know what I mean? And that's it.
- 31:52Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's gross. Let's ask produce of Riley she's
- 31:56Speaker 1: dating on the DA. Happened to you, Riley? Or what
- 31:59Speaker 1: was something that you would look out for and be
- 32:00Speaker 1: disgusted by.
- 32:01Speaker 8: I went to a guy's apartment, and I know girls
- 32:05Speaker 8: are known to have like a lot of products and
- 32:07Speaker 8: guys don't tend to have.
- 32:08Speaker 6: A lot of products. But in his shower it was
- 32:11Speaker 6: one singular.
- 32:11Speaker 8: Bottle of three in one and that was it.
- 32:14Speaker 6: And I was like, you don't even have like a.
- 32:16Speaker 8: Bar so like he's using So he's using that as
- 32:20Speaker 8: an empty shower, one bottle like huh well no loofa?
- 32:24Speaker 6: No, okay, it was very weird.
- 32:27Speaker 1: Oh there wasn't a loofa.
- 32:28Speaker 8: There was nothing, just that one bottles.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Yeah, all over.
- 32:34Speaker 6: Yeah, he uses it as his body washed.
- 32:36Speaker 3: I didn't know there was such a thing as all
- 32:37Speaker 3: in one.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three and ones, yeah, three and one, yeah,
- 32:41Speaker 1: three and one. But typically if you had that, you'd
- 32:42Speaker 1: have something like a loofa to you know, scrub your
- 32:44Speaker 1: body with. You're supposed to scrub loof it's a good idea.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to scrub with something, right?
- 32:49Speaker 1: Yeah? Did he smell? Okay? Yeah, he smelled fine, but
- 32:52Speaker 1: it was just, I don't know, weird.
- 32:54Speaker 6: Very empty bathroom.
- 32:56Speaker 8: And again I know girls have a lot of products,
- 32:57Speaker 8: but it was like, you don't have anything.
- 33:01Speaker 3: Maybe it wasn't even his place.