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Show #203 Make It Worse · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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Hello, and welcome to b F y t W Episode two oh three.
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Wow that's a lot. Are you guys are going to do this for
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every episode going forward? I mean, jeebus? Yes, imagine if we
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get to three hundred, you're gonna be going, Wow, that's really a
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lot. It is. Listen, man, anything more than I can come
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on my two hands is a lot. Oh my god, especially if you
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put in the actual amount of hours. I'm just trying not to think about
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it. I don't blame you. Let's move on, shall we? We
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have a panel show inspired podcast. It's going to be funny, although you'd
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never know it from this intro se turning around already. Now we're getting there.
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Yes, and we're gonna play three silly games there work faky points.
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The winner at the end doesn't really get anything, so the whole thing is
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completely pointless. You I'm excited un episodes later, he probably gets it.
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Yeah, right, So before we get into the games, I like to
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do some introductions. We're going to start with he's a gamer and a storyteller,
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and he's my used to be my youngest friend. It's Aggie's. They
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don't have to get into specifics. But how far from the youngest friend of
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mine? Now? Am I like third from the botto? Let's move on.
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So you found new friends that are way more than I used I used
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to be in his top five. Now I'm like top five hundred. I'm
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like, you're you're getting way down there, man, publish, You're like
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time marches on. You're like my tenth at this point. Oh wow,
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I mean, good for you finding more friends, but damn especially the younger
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variety. Yeah, yeah, I can't find any younger friends. I'm stuck
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with all. I'm stuck with mine, which I'm finding. Here's the trip.
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Get into niche anime and find a group online. You'll make friends.
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That makes sense. That's so ag The question of the day. Is there
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something that specifically reminds you of your childhood home? Actually? Yeah, so
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one thing that I always grew up with is just the fucking just the amount
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of animals that one would have. So we've always had the land to have
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as many animals as we want. So everywhere we go, even when it's
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visiting family or visiting friends or away or anything like that, seeing my animals
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or seeing a ton of animals always kind of remind me like mine. This
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feels a lot like home because you're just surrounded by pets at all times.
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It feels like a zoo. That's probably why. Actually I've always so been
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so like keen on zoo and aquarium in visitations, because being surrounded by all
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those animals is comforting to me. That makes sense. I can see that,
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all right. And his opponent he's a podcaster and a veteran, and
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as it turns out, a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie, it's step it's
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me. Oh boy, I'm not gonna spun your own catchphrase, now,
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are you god? Yeah? Yeah, pick if ido. Let's see how
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that everybody else is doing it? Why not? So, Stevie, is
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there something specific that reminds you of your childhood home? This is gonna sound
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weird, all right. At first I was gonna say, like insulation and
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stuff, the actual green insulation or green the pink installation stuff, right,
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yeah, But more specifically, I used to rolling that ship and inhala,
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you wonder why there's nothing up here anymore? Don't inhale, cancer, Lord,
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you don't do this not fucking round. Don't do it? No,
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do you want cancer? Uh? Sawdust and like I mean like fresh sawed
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wood from like two by fours and whatnot. And it sounds strange, but
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my father was always working on our house when I was younger, Like always.
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It started from like the old electric with the old copper wiring that had
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like the glass fuses, and then it went to the different fuses, then
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went the circuit breakers. My dad redid all that, redid the garage like
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so I was always around him and he was always cutting wood, show me
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how to use tools and stuff like that. So when we start like working
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on things like our studio here or the table that we did not too long
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ago for the desk in here, cutting the wood and stuff just brought me
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back to like, holy crap, Like being with my dad as we're like
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working together and stuff on the house, it was freaking awesome. So I
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always get into that when we start fixing stuff or working on things, it
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reminds me of like working with my dad when I was younger at home.
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It was great. That's fair, that's fair. And I am your host
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pants Sara some stones for a two. Yeah, And I had occasion to
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wander into a thrift store yesterday, actually cool, and I perused their CD
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section as I always do, looking for video games that people didn't realize were
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not actual CDs. Smart, I mean they find some real gems. I
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found a copy of like Fatal Fury three for Windows ninety five, which I
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didn't know existed, and I was like content, So you never know what
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you're gonna find the thrift store. But this time there weren't a lot of
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games, but I did find a CD. It was Mannheim Steamrollers A Fresh
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Air Christmas now Mannheim Steamroller. I know who they are. They are they're
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a group or a person, I'm not sure, but they combine or castra
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orchestral music with electronic music, and they're probably most famous for their Christmas albums.
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A Fresh Air Christmas was huge when I was young, and my parents
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loved it so much they played it. I swear to God every year every
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year for Christmas, So every Christmas I would hear this music, and I
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got fairly sick of it at a certain point, I think in my teens.
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But now like I saw it and I was like, it's a dollar
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fifty, I'll pick it up. And I've been listening to it in my
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truck, and I'm just like, oh man, this music just makes me
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feel so safe and warm. Like, you know, I was fortunate to
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have loving, protective parents, and not every child has so lucky. So
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I just kind of I just kind of reveled in that and appreciated it.
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And now I have to call my mother, you know. So I've just
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I've just been relishing in that feeling, and that's why I wanted to ask
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that question. But that's cool, man, that's all. Yeah, it
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is a very good feeling, and it's very good music. It's still my
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favorite Christmas tunes. Nobody's ever topped them as far as I'm concerned, because
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they're just so I mean, not just the nostalgic value, but I mean
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it's just it's very good music. So I dig itt it. People would
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sink that up to like their Christmas lights and stuff. Yeah, like that's
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what we're I really started seeing it like on the internet and they're like,
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well, this is cool. All right, Well let's get to the game,
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shall we. Hell yeah, we got three games to play. We're
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gonna start with Game one. Game one is worth one episode point and it's
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an old favorite we're playing like share block. I've got three news stories here,
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and all our all our players have to do is telling me which one
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I would like, which one I would share in, which one I would
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block? On social media. There is only one correct combination in one of
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each option for each news story. So we'll start with story number one.
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We're gonna go over all three stories, and then our players are gonna choose
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their their make their decisions. Story number one Norwegian sauna boat rescues Tesla passengers
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after car drives into fjord. Well, so I was gonna I'm just gonna
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ask this question. You ever hear a news story that is so unbelievably tailored
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to that place where it came from? Like I imagine if we ever saw
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like a news story like hockey pruck breaks window of Tim Horton's and go,
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oh, that's a Canadian, Canadian news story. You know, just to
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add covered in maple syrup to any part of that, and it's one thousand
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Canadians. This is the most Norwegian headline I think I've ever read. First
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of all, it was a sauna boat like sauna boat. That's very cool,
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but it's also very Norwegian. That is that is that you would that's
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one thou like, I'd be happy to have one of those two things,
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a sauna or a boat. Saunas that he has both built into one is
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fucking amazing. Saunas are huge in like East Europe and the Baltics and all
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that. Like I don't know why went out everything? Yeah, so uh,
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these these Tesla owners accidentally drive directly into freezing water off the end of
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a off the end of a pier or something. And they they successfully lowered
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their windows like you're supposed to do and in the door and got the sea
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built up, but the water was very, very cold. Fortunately, the
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driver of this Norwegian sauna boat was told by onlookers, hey, there's just
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a card scratched in the water, and he pulled the boat directly up so
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that stat and guests could get the people out of the water and got them
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directly into the honest they could warm up. Wait a minute, did they
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plan this was some stunt either for Tesla or this I bet you was a
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stunt for the sauna boat people. Well it wasn't was the sun for Tesla,
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and Tesla is probably not pleased about that. Particular cars don't work in
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the cold. Yeah, it was probably, my god, a total loss.
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Yea. If they don't work in the cold here in the States,
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they ain't gonna work in Europe and the call is not gonna happen. I
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was trying, and I legitimately couldn't come up with a thing that would make
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the story any more Norwegian, like there is it. It was a fjord
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on top of everything, like it was just it was a fjord on top.
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They don't have those. Those are so a ford, No, a
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fjord, the tesla exactly, all right, Let's move on to story number
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two. And like all our stories, this is a fun one. Mystery
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sound a South Tampa homeowners have been hearing may just be fish having sex?
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What fish morning? This is genuinely it's so for ages like homeowners have been
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hearing this bizarre bass sound. What the fuck like this? They used to
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call it the Punta growl in the nineteen seventies, so it's resident. It's
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been going on or known about for a long time. Quiet slapping, and
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it's it's sort of a it's sort of a low humm or a vibration.
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Uh. And the most common belief is that it's a party or a boat
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somewhere that's just blasting some bass music. There have been other colorful explanations,
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like testing at the nearby Air Force base, but some homeowners in the area
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have gotten so sick of it that they crowdfunded the money to hire a scientist
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to try and figure out what the hell is going on? Quick hire scientist,
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man, and the scientist is His name is Lo Cashio or Lo Cascio.
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I don't know how you say that. He's a scientist at the Mote
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Marine Laboratory. And he says that black drumfish produce a bass sound during mating
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season. There's a lot of different sound producers. Vertebrates produce sound, many
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fishes produce sound, where mammals produce sound. He believes that this is literally
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just fish fucking. It makes sense that vibration the sound they make would cause
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vibrations which would stimulate them, which could either help with the process or or
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the release of eggs themselves. At this point, he is not certain,
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but he is going to do some more research using underwater microphones, which is
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what part of the GoFundMe money is going towards. Nice What the hell?
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Oh I think I'm sorry that something mysterious. I pulled the news story up
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so I could refer to it, and apparently the ad played live. Thanks
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very much, Ed got right invasive fucking ads. So there you go.
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Mystery noise haunting Florida up. May just Beefish having sex. That's awesome though,
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Yeah, well, who who are who are we to interrupt them?
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Like just they're just fucking dude. You wouldn't want somebody to like to stop
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you from your orgy, which absolutely not. Let's move on to our third
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and find the story. I just don't want to think about that. Stopping
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or standing not cars humans is now illegal on the Las Vegas Strip, stopping
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or standing, so you must keep moving. This is specific to a certain
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part of the strip. And you remember those pedestrian bridges that go over the
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road. I spent many nights on those bridges. Yeah, yes, can't
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can't stop on the many ways. Yeah yeah. There was always issues with
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people stop blocker asking for money and stuff or taking photos and blocking traffic.
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Yes, yeah, So the people who are pro this new law say things
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like it causes accidents. There's you know, there's twice as many nine calls
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on the bridges as there are any other part of the strip. YadA,
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YadA, YadA, And from that standpoint, it does make a certain amount
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of sense. Opponents say that this is this is violating rights protected by the
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First Amendment. Like street performers. There are many of those who who work
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on the bridges because I mean, they can't work on the blow because that's
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where the cars are, so you know, and it's it's a matter of
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finding a space and it's just going to mean less space for them, So
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there's going to be more fighting for the better space. And yeah on the
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actual sidewalks. Yeah, yeah. The head of the ACLU and Nevada plans
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to fight this span but so far cops have not started enforcing it because they
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won't enforce it until the signs go up, which hasn't happened yet, right,
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because it's gotta be a proof of saying, hey, you can't do
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this, right, and they can't just say you can't be on you.
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Yeah, but if you violate the ordinance, if you stop even to tie
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your shoes, you could face up to six months in jail or one thousand
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dollars fine. That's a little extreme, that seems excessive. I would hope.
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I would hope they wouldn't do that. Wow, stopping to tie your
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shoes one thing. I think it's more of, hey, we're using this
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to do something else if we have to. I think that's probably what it
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is, is that they're trying to free up space for them to be using
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that stuff because they probably want to hang shit off of it. They probably
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want to put stuff up there. But the other reason too is that they
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probably it's probably to force people off the streets and into the stores and casinos
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because you're not going to get in trouble for stopping inside a building, right,
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Like, we know from being there that there's a few places where the
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Yeah, we know there's a few places there where the bridges directly connect to
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a store or two. So for the people who are crossing those bridges or
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using them now, if they want to stop for every reason, now they're
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forced to dip into those buildings, which you know, forces foot traffic those
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buildings, which there inflates whatever fucking sales and shit revenue for both the Yeah,
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I mean, I could see I could see where where they're trying what
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they're trying to do, if that's what they're trying to do. But I
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can also see the benefit from it as well. But the punishment makes me
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lean more towards that this is scummy. This is less about safety and convenient
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and more about their trying some shit. They don't want people getting in their
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way. Fair enough, fair enough, Well, I don't recall who won
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the last game. I think it was Augie, wasn't it. Yeah,
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I think we played it. We played the Romocho, so Stevie is surprising.
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See, you're gonna have the first choice here. What combination of like
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share block do you want to use on these three stories? All right?
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I believe because the Vegas story is such a downer that you're gonna block the
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Vegas story. I believe that because it ended up being an okay store at
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the end of it, everybody was safe, and Tesla still got like fucked
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up in the end of the fuck that stupid car thing got fucked up.
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I hate those cars that you're gonna share that one to make fun of them
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and also be like, hey, check out this cool thing, like what's
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the chance of a sauna boat being here? But you are gonna like the
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fish fucking because how could you not like that story? That's fucking funny as
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hell, dude, Like, that's great, all right, fair enough,
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Aggie. You may keep one of those, but you must swap the other
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two, or you can go entirely your own way. Damn I had the
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exact same thing too, so I'll have to swap the like in the share.
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I think you would share the fixed fish sex because it's fucking funny and
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it's it's it's biology, just what it is. Yeah. But I think
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you'd like the whole Tesla accident because one, yeah it was Tesla hah,
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but people didn't get hurt and it did have a happy ending. Yeah,
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yeah, happy ish. I'm sure the folks who lost their car are not
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thrilled that it happened at all, But I mean, if it ends up
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being on the it ends up being an issue with the vehicle itself, they'll
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get compensated. I certain I hope that's what it was. I'm hoping it
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was a fault with the vehicle. If it was their fault, then yeah
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they're kind of that's on that. But if it's not their fault, in
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the vehicle literally died on them, or if it had some like built in
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automatically drove into the water. God they it's well, I'm not joking,
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it's a real thing because someone actually a safe y uh, jail break,
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jail breaks the car. There's an elon mode at autopilot. If that is
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the case, that's the third case, right, they jail break the car
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and it auto drove for them, and that's what happened. If that's the
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case, though, then it still wouldn't be that happy if well, it
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wouldn't be that happy of an answer ending for them anyways, because if they
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jail broke it, that means they broke a contract, which means they won't
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get anything for it. In fact, they might get sued for it.
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Whatever. Anyway, that whole company makes me sick. Now the person is
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everything way more before selling them. That's the only thing that irritates me,
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because there's people's lives on the stake for this thing. What business decision,
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not the company. I can tell you that there really was nothing you could
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do because Seebe nailed it right. Yeah, yeah, I blocked the last
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Vegas story not only because it's kind of a bummer, but also because it's
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sort of a non story, like you know, if they're enacting a new
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law. Yeah, not really that exciting. The mystery noise being fish having
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sex is just funny. Yeah, but you know it's not really worth sharing.
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Whereas I just can't get over how nor region this story, I would
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one hundred percent share that story just going. I have never seen a story
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more tailored to the country it comes from than this story right here. Yeah,
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I've never been to Norway, but I'd be highly disappointed if this doesn't
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happen to be when I go, I fall into some water to get rescued
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by a Sado boat. So I would absolutely share that. So Stevie gets
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the point. Yes one zero not get shut out this week. But Augie,
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it doesn't matter. You can still come back. Game two is gonna
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be worth two points and it's coming up right after this. Hey, this
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So what comment do we have? There? Is that from our remote
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episode? Yes, this is our covid strike so I can read this for
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us. Okay, So Kristen, one of our Patreon people, Hello,
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Christen, so much. Go ahead, went ahead and commented on our episode
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two two covid strikes again absolute t T yes title, So I look forward
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to listening when you release the audio. The echo on the video gives me
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a headache. Feel better and stop getting sick, guys. Yeah, we're
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working on that. Unfortunately, there were issues. Yeah, there were there
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were a number of issues. I'm afraid so obviously because we had to do
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a remote show that kind of tanks my audio because I'm over the internet and
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my microphone set up at home isn't as good as it is here in the
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studio. Oh and do we have more? Yeah, a previous episode further
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episode number twenty dollars worts here of course. Of course, this fresh new
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comment comes from Ksey another page, Casey, thank you. That first story
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for like share block hits close to home for me. I don't remember it
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was no damn. I worked at a hotel when I was in college and
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have had to clean poop out of showers and tubs. Unfortunately happens. Yeah,
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this was the chess guy. So I don't know if Casey's ever heard
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of a story about when I worked maintenance or facility maintenance for a hardware store.
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I had to clean bathrooms and that's where I learned that, yeah it,
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people do shit like this and it's terrible. I had to I told
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the story here at least a number of times where I've had to clean literal
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human feces out of a ceiling in our bathroom, in our in our store
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because someone had decided to take shit, put it in their hand, climb
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on top of the toilet, push up the ceiling panel, and just right
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up in there. Complain about smells for days. We pressure washed that thing
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like We're like, we have no idea where the spell's coming from. And
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then I saw the trip I'm like, no, no, my god.
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People people are fucking disgusting, especially in the public. I can't tell if
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the show is improving. Sure, I don't think this has improved the show
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any Let's thank you Casey, thank you Kristen for your comments. It's much
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appreciate it. And if you would like to take the memory, if you'd
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please join our Patreon at patreon dot com slash bfy dow. But for now
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we're gonna move on to game two. Game two is a new game game.
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I haven't done this in a while, a new game for a standard
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episode called make It Worse. Make It Make It Worse. Our players are
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gonna be given an absolutely beloved thing and they'll have to make it worse by
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adding a circumstance or changing something about it. And you're gonna go back and
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forth. But here's the catch, in the form of two rules. First,
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you must constantly escalate how much much worse the thing becomes with every worsening.
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And second rule Yeah, and the second rule is you cannot iterate on
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a former worsening. For example, if the item in question were pures Morgan
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and one player were to say he actually becomes popular, neither player could later
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say he becomes even more pop. If I ever judge that you didn't make
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it more worse than the player before you. Uh, that player wins a
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point, and we'll move on to the next item. Or obviously, if
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you break the rule, iterate on form he's dead. He's dead. It
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goes to the other player. That player wins a point, we move on
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to the next item. We're going to do seven items, so it's the
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first player to four. Ok So, here's what we're gonna see. How
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this is gonna go. I'm not sure if it's gonna be greater. I
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hope it's great. So, gentlemen, ogie would you you lost last game?
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So you have the choice. Do you want to go first or second?
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I'll go first this time. Okay O, please make Santa Claus worse.
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M hm. Santa comes once a year to visit your kids. Okay,
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so in addition to delivering presents, he visit your kids. What okay,
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okay, okay, I like it, but it's not it's not as
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worse as it could trying to try starting relatively. So Stevie, take that
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and make it worse. You don't take that, right, But so he's
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just make Santa Claus even a little worse on top of than just someone who
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comes and visits your kids. Instead of trussing Santa Claus, he dress as
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a grinch. Okay, so he's coming to visit your kids as Okay,
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Okay, yeah, I'll rule that that is little worse. That is that
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is worse than to start ramp up, Augie, make it worse. There
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used to be fourteen reindeer, so it was at some point had an accident
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and six were killed. Okay, well, okay. The funny thing is
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though, when he when he comes to visit those kids, he's giving them
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a little reindeer treats. Okay, I'm going to rule that that actually didn't
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make it worse. Oh it is an iteration. Yeah that's right. Oh,
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but we didn't say it was your turn, so I'll let you get
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away with it. So Augie's he's making it worse that there used to be
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more reindeer. Now there's them, there are six, fewer than before.
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Who knows how that happened. Uh, Stevie, make it worse. But
28:48
feeding the reindeer to the kids wouldn't be worse. It wouldn't work, kind
28:52
of. He didn't say there you could say that. I mean, yeah,
28:56
you know what, I'll allow it because I'm trying to make that basically
28:59
make me what I don't want you to say, is there actually before then
29:02
there were twenty two? Right? Yeah, you know, so he's actually
29:04
taking those extra leftover of the dead reindeer to your kids when he visits.
29:15
Dear god, yeah, that has made it worse, oggie, can you
29:18
get even worse than that? It's messed up? Right? Actually? Oh
29:26
god? Actually, as it turns out, Santa Claus does not visit kids
29:33
that don't have chimneys. Hmmm, would that be worse? No, no,
29:41
no it's not. Some kids get left out of eating dead. I
29:45
mean it is not worse. Actually better, Thank god, I have a
29:49
chimney. So first point goes to Stevie, I got one. Yeah,
29:55
awesome, it's all good. You'll you I mean, you definitely had a
29:59
strong self. Yeah, yeah, I went I went step back. I
30:02
should have stepped forward. Yeah, we're gonna move on to our second item.
30:07
Yeah, and our second item, Augie, make Keanu Reeves worse all
30:18
legitimately upset. That's hard. Yeah, when you like somebody that Keanu Reeves
30:22
worse, Oh dear. In public, he's a nice guy. In private,
30:29
he's actually an alpha chad. That's difficult. Yeah, that's damn dude.
30:37
It's pretty rough. In private, he's an alpha chad though. It's
30:42
I don't know which way I want to go with this. There's two and
30:45
I think they both. Are you going to be equal or better? I
30:48
gotta make it worse than him being an alpha child private. Could you imagine
30:52
if he had to like his own like private YouTube video, he'd post ship
30:56
Well you all seen John Wick, right, he gets revenge for the death
31:00
of his dog, while in real life, Reeves goes and kills little puppies.
31:03
Oh my god, god, oh good all right, yeah, that's
31:08
definitely worse. I'm like, I got a big sure, it's definitely worse.
31:14
Good luck. You have to top that. Can you make Keanu Reeves
31:18
even worse murdering puppies? I can't believe. I can't believe you're making me
31:27
say these horrible things. It's a little early, but I think this game
31:36
might be a hit. Oh this is cool, and Keanu Reeves, Keanu
31:49
Reeves has the cure for cancer but won't give it to any one. Ooh
32:02
yeah, I'm gonna rule. That's worse than murdering puppies. He might be
32:07
the nicest guy on the planet in public. And also, which is in
32:10
case kata Reeve's lawyers are listening, we don't believe and very clearly, very
32:19
clearly, Oggie does not believe a word that gum. All right, Stevie,
32:27
that's of luck. You've got to You've got to make kyata Reeves even
32:30
worse than the fact that he has the cure for cancer but won't give it
32:35
to anyone. I got some inside information, motherfuckers, all right. Oh
32:39
no, back in the day, and I'm talking back in the day.
32:43
I'm talking Bill and Ted days. Man, that fucking box is real.
32:46
There is a time machine he's got, the only working one. He's actually
32:52
shaped the world to believe that he's this nice guy. Not just on top
32:58
of that that he could have Yeah, it might have done the cancer thing,
33:01
but he could have done so much more, and he doesn't. He
33:04
just lets it go and becomes this So he's only he's only used the time
33:08
machine to give people the false impression that he's a super nice dude guy.
33:14
Well not just the false impression, be like of who he is. Like
33:16
going from this like stoner type persona to this John Wick, I can do
33:22
all this everything out of nowhere, going from one to the other, dude,
33:27
he could like, time machine is the thing. Man, If you
33:30
had that, you could create or fix anything in history. And he decides
33:34
not to. Killer doesn't even want to do that. He's like, no,
33:39
that's not worse than I gotta give it to I mean, he was
33:45
a valiant try. No, I couldn't think of Like, there's nothing I
33:50
can think I had another one, but I'm like, no, I don't
33:52
want to. I thought I had it with the puppy killing. I thought,
33:55
here's here's what I genuinely thought is I thought, age, would you
34:00
we had such a hard times and you were making yourself laugh. I thought
34:02
you were gonna say that Kanu Reeves is having sex with those fish in Florida
34:06
and that's when people are here. That was my next one. I would
34:09
have given it to you. And then Stevie, when you said he had
34:12
a time machine, I thought you were gonna say he could have gone back
34:15
and save George Carlin, and he didn't. It would have been good.
34:19
It would have been good. I don't know. I don't know. I
34:21
don't know if it would have beaten cancer. Cancer was like I had another
34:25
one. So I'm gonna say, you're all tied up one item of piece,
34:30
snepy, we're back to you do this. Take the movie The Wizard
34:34
of Oz and make it worse. Oh god, the Wizard of Oz and
34:37
make it worse. Yep. Oh, that's really fucking difficult, and make
34:42
it back and white. Oh my god, fuck dude, that's hard.
34:51
I'm gonna go something simple. The fucking Scarecrow stutters the entire fucking time.
34:58
Okay, I mean that that would make it legitimately, yeah, but not
35:00
terribly. Not just stuttering with his feet, but his mouth, stuttering with
35:05
his feet. The whole movie's falling over ship. Come on, man,
35:08
it's not called stuttering. Show me where the dictionary where it tells me what
35:15
was stuttering? Doggie. I will when we go to break OI, make
35:21
it worse than the scarecrow has a stutter. They actually meant for the little
35:32
person to hang himself in the forest. Oh god, oh god, So
35:37
that that urban legend thing was deliberately put there. Yeah, I like that.
35:42
I like that. That is definitely worse, Stevie. Can you make
35:45
it even worse? Oh man, it's pretty sure. It's still an urban
35:50
legend. I'm pretty sure. And then movie come out nineteen thirty nine.
35:54
Yeah, okay, so yeah, if you haven't seen it by now,
35:58
no, I'm trying to think spoiler alert. I guess spoilers of OZ.
36:05
There's someone hagging from the trees and the thing is fun. Oh god,
36:09
when they're going to hunt the witch. At one point, if you watch
36:14
the original series, the tin Man has a revolver in his hand. If
36:16
you go ahead and watch it, it's look it up. Yeah, So
36:21
I say, fucking let him keep the revolver throughout the movie and actually cap
36:24
the fucking witch. If you show it. He just domes her in the
36:30
end. Yeah, it's fucked up. And I'm like, and it's just
36:32
for like one scene as they're walking like they're all creeping or something, he's
36:36
got a gun and then it's gone, wow, But he keeps it and
36:39
he actually uses it in domes her. Okay, So the Wicked Witch dies
36:44
by getting head shot by the Revolver out of nowhere definitely makes it worse.
36:59
That's cool. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it is worse than the intentional
37:02
because because you only see it for like a seconds. Yeah, and it
37:07
is an urban legend anyway. Yeah, revolver was there. Tho, I
37:14
was there. It would mess up a lot of kids. But but I
37:17
mean not that the melting thing was any easier. Yeah, the Revolver was
37:23
there, but I think I actually think it was the scarecrow that was holding
37:25
Scarecrow. Scarecrow. Yeah, he had the lion had nothing, had his
37:32
tail. Make it worse than the witch getting caped in the head. Uh,
37:42
Toto was actually meant to get tossed in the cauldron. Oh, I
37:45
can't believe that what Toto was going to die at the end of Wizard,
37:53
which is why Dorothy result was ordered to killing her with water in the end
37:59
because she killed her dog. Dorothy went old John Wick Dorothy. Here's here's
38:07
the problem is that that does not necessarily make it worse because they didn't go
38:12
through it that. Neither did they shoot the witch in the face. But
38:15
no, he's saying that's the way the movie ends. Now. Yeah,
38:21
yeah, the movie doesn't end because the dog's in the cauldron. That's just
38:23
a scene. But but you specifically said that they were going to do this
38:29
and they didn't. I don't think that makes it worse. So I'm gonna
38:31
have to give the point to Stevie. If you'd said the dog now goes
38:36
in the cauldron at the end, like that would have been worse. That
38:38
would have been worse. Specific it's what it's what he said. Yea,
38:47
words matter, It very much matters, because I mean it's it's a difference
38:52
between the scene could have happened, but didn't end. The scene happens,
38:57
and you have to watch that ships, you know, So next time I'll
39:00
know to just say it happened. Honorable mentions. He could have also gone
39:04
with Dorothy is now played by Kristen Stewart. You could have recast I was,
39:10
I was, I was going to recast the Wizards. Somebody say the
39:15
Witch is now played by friend Dresser. I actually would have enjoyed that more.
39:20
Actually, so I think that wouldn't have been They're making a second great
39:22
OZ movie, Okay, you know what you want. I'm sorry. The
39:29
Freaky Ship Wheelers from the sequel, lots of ways it could have made Wizard
39:34
of Oz worse. Let's move on. So Stevie has two, Augie has
39:37
one. We're gonna move on to our fourth item, which is Pokemon.
39:40
Can you make Pokemon worse? Oh? Can? I? Yes, you
39:49
can now breed Pokemon with humans? Damn it? Oh God, I knew
39:53
you were gonna go for it. Poke, Papermon Beast, yellow yell Poke
40:00
reality title of the episode, gotta get the little schwaw? Can you make
40:10
it worse than Pokemonde? I mean I got kind of No, that's fair,
40:20
No, that's fair. God, last I don't blame you. Hmmm,
40:27
how can I make it worse? And Pokemon and humans mating? And
40:32
I can't go off that. I can't believe they have an offspring? How
40:37
about fucking Pokemon Thunderdome for real? Like I'm not saying like, oh,
40:42
the Pokemon gets beat, they fall asleep, they need to be healed.
40:45
I'm saying like, straight up fucking deathmatch. Like there are entrails and ship
40:50
hanging from the cage, and everybody's actually fighting for the glory to be in
40:53
that fucking dome. They want to get into it, and there're no old
41:00
bar bitchkemonunder underdose, Pokemon crossed with mortal combat. We're destroyed. None of
41:12
this. They fall asleep. Oh take it to nurse Gym. No,
41:15
I'll give that to you. That is said is worse than the existence of
41:19
pokey beast. Them being forced to fight each other is worse than humans fucking
41:24
them. Yeah. Oh man, it depends you ask I guess war right,
41:38
how do you think mister min came to be? I'm not saying anything,
41:43
but he keeps touching me. Well, all right, can you make
41:49
it worse? Indeed? Pokemon Thunderdome? Um, let's see here. How
41:55
can I make it worse than Pokemon Thunderdome or Pokemon fuck Farm? Oh god,
42:07
Pokemon, please give me something? Uh, Pokemon Cooking Show except all
42:15
the Pokemon. Oh god, the food, the material. Okay, that's
42:22
worse. Today we're frying up some stir fry with a side of fried side
42:28
duck. Wow, that's nasty. That was great. Luck, that's not
42:37
happening. Doesn't like a moo milk burger. You gotta make it worse,
42:42
do you do? You? Pficually? Do you give up? You can
42:45
give up if you don't. I don't think I could beat that, but
42:49
I don't want to. Wait. No, that's dude, that's that is
42:52
man. So we're gonna give that the very nice dude. That was really
42:59
good. The sore salads allosaur salad, dear God, venusaur paniagarette. We're
43:05
all tied up. We got three items left, so I number five is
43:07
cookies. Cookies, Stevie, Can you make cookies worse? Oh? Everybody's
43:14
had those joke laxative cookies right, All cookies are now laxatives, dear God,
43:22
all cookies are now wow. All right, he came out of the
43:31
gate swinging you and your cooking shit, you cookie you All cookies are suppositories.
43:42
It comes out. It's like a dumb and dumber holy ship. Oh
43:54
that definitely makes it worse. That's awesome, dude, holy chocolate. Okay,
44:00
best of luck, Stevie. You got to make it worse than that.
44:01
Sure I can do that, you know, And they are you ingest
44:06
cookies anally, that's fine. They are ten times more addictive than cigarettes.
44:10
Oh my God, Jesus, that that is good. That is there me.
44:22
Best of luck, You've got to make it worse. Cookies now being
44:28
now being ten times as addictive as cigarettes. You taste anally and they make
44:32
you ship. I never not wanted to cook you so much. This is
44:43
like, you know what, I'm good, I'm never eating Holy sh oh.
44:52
I think we're on to a winner here. I'm liking this game.
44:55
I like at this a lot. The only thing I could think of,
45:00
and this definitely is either this is either not enough or just on par with
45:04
the is they are now detrimental to your daily life. You need these cookies
45:14
to survive. So now, now, fuck, it wouldn't work that way
45:22
because you can't fucking iterate. Damn it, that's on you. If you
45:29
iterated through everything that that they're addictive as fuck, that I have them as
45:35
addictive. He has them as you the requirement from life. So that's up
45:38
to you. Yeah, I don't know, that's that's on. That's on
45:44
par I think that. I don't think that's any strong. Yeah, I
45:46
I have to agree. It's it's it's I would say it's as bad that
45:51
you are now required to dude, I can't. They're also incredibly addictive addiction.
45:58
It's just it's hard to get beyond that because beyond that, you basically
46:01
your body does require it because you are addicted, so anything on that issues
46:07
would result in debt. The only thing that I can think of that you
46:09
could have gone with was like, it's made from something horrific from human Pokemon
46:17
made God damn it abused Pokemon. Fuck dear Lord. That would have been
46:25
horrific within the same themselves, but siblings. In any event, Stevie gets
46:30
the point that puts him up three to two. He just needs one more
46:32
and there's two items Leftie, you need both of these. Make heaven worse
46:42
typically accurate angels, bally accurate angel, I like it, I like it,
46:49
I like it. Bypically accurate angel, they are terrifying look at but
46:52
that is quite interesting. But it would still be nice right there, terrific
47:01
being so, I guess nice and not nice doesn't really matter. To make
47:06
Heaven worse. Yeah, make heaven worse than biblically accurate angels. We were
47:10
wrong this entire time. God loves the KKK oh, God totally ship read
47:21
the Bible. Guy, Ay, oh, I just crimed. Sorry,
47:24
sorry, just crim so hard. I fucked up my neck. Try to
47:30
play the game. I don't really mean that. Oh my God, but
47:35
God come on, man, don't be a dig You've got a top that.
47:39
So you've died, right, you've died. You've gone to the Pearly
47:43
gates, Saint Peter's let you, and you walk through and you look around
47:46
and you are hit with a sudden realization that dogs, in fact do not
47:52
go to heaven. Oh no, no, okay, yeah, yeah that
47:58
works. That is worse. So that is that racists being allowed is not
48:02
as bad as dogs rules, because if they're not there, where do dogs
48:09
go? Man? That's not a fun their own personal dog having. Okay,
48:15
guys, you can't ever reunite with your probaby. Yeah yeah, so
48:22
that that was something you said, reunite, and I don't want that to
48:25
be anything now. Ah fuck, reunification is kind of not a negative something
48:35
opposite of that worse than no dogs, no dogs and racist I never had
48:42
any dogs. I'd say no cats, but I know you don't care for
48:45
cats, and i'd be pointless. I mean you could probably that is kind
48:47
of kind of iterating on it because you're also dis allowed. There's racist up
48:53
there, there's accurate, biblically accurate angels, and there's no dogs. That
49:04
is difficult. How can I make it worse. I got an idea I
49:15
do too. Before you enter, you must m yeah, I can't really
49:22
think of anything, so I'm just gonna say this. Where you enter,
49:24
everybody is subject to a full cavity search. Your spirit must be fully cavity
49:32
the dogless, horrible angel looking place. So before you actually get in to
49:37
see that you don't even know. You don't even know yet, you're not
49:38
even having to know that there's no dogs. This is the pre disappointment,
49:43
before you even be like, oh, I'll be okay to get molested one
49:45
last time before I go through here, because there's gonna be dogs and that's
49:47
fine whatever. But then you're like, there's no dogs. So I had
49:52
to go through all that molestation for me nothing. I appreciate that you're trying
49:54
to sell this. I'm trying trying. You're a must be prim pampered and
50:00
fisted. I'm sorry, dogs deserve to go to heaven. That was horrified
50:08
you. You would have had to do a lot worse. I was thinking
50:10
something of like God as a fan of Fox News and blasted twenty four to
50:14
seven, So wherever you are, you can't escape it. I was gonna
50:19
say something along the lines like you are still required to eat and drink and
50:22
there's nothing there and there's nothing to eat or drink. Oh dude, that
50:27
would be worse. It would be horrific. It's getting closer to hell.
50:31
Yeah, that's the right address. Worshipping the right one here. Want to
50:37
be sure game sign up three for each of you. It's going to come
50:40
down to this last one and have fun with this. Oh no, Aggie
50:45
want it? So, Stevie, you're gonna start, uh, Stevie,
50:49
make orgasms worse? How am I going to have? What's my point of
50:54
reference for this? You have to have jerked off at least one. Okay,
51:01
I imagine it's not the same. Let's see, make orgasms worse.
51:09
You can only have them by yourself. No, that wouldn't make it too
51:14
worse because I could still be I was gonna say. It does start off,
51:19
I know. But okay, whenever you orgasm, you instantly ship instead
51:22
of coming. Oh, so you can take that chance if you really want
51:29
to get the completion. It's up to you. But just remember you're gonna
51:31
completely ship on your partner. Wow, that's pretty bad, but it feels
51:39
good. But it feels good. I'm not saying like, you don't get
51:43
the the euphoria. Okay, can you make orgasms worse than they cause you
51:49
to instantly ship instead of instead of the oh you're still climax. But yeah,
51:57
instead of orgasm sperm, you pass a stone that would hurt Oggie.
52:06
I'm sorry, I'm gonna call that an iteration because see wee already did.
52:09
Instead of sperm, you get something else. Ah fuck, yeah, yeah
52:15
I was. I was sitting here waiting for you to say that good feeling
52:19
in your brain is giving you brain cancer always. But Stevie takes the point
52:28
and he has won our first ever game. You make it worse that I
52:34
went a little bit longer than I planned, So I might cut the list
52:36
down to five in future games. But otherwise, I mean, gentlemen,
52:40
Yeah, I think we should have a third, like an optional gentleman's agreement
52:46
rule that we dope. We try not to escalate to the end off of
52:52
something. You could go head. I didn't. I didn't mind because it
52:57
was going along. I was like, yeah, go ahead and jumps straight
53:00
to the end if you can. But yeah, yeah, but you can
53:04
maybe yeah, because just because it is more fun to just try to ramp
53:07
it up instead. That's going for something to be like, what do I
53:09
say? That was genuinely worse, genuinely really funny, gentlemen, Thank you,
53:15
that was great. Uh, Stevie has taken the that's two games in
53:19
a row, right, So Stevie has three points. I don't know it's
53:22
happening. I don't know. I don't know if it's a flip of a
53:24
coin. He's only hope is to win game three and tie it up because
53:29
game three is worth three points. We're gonna find out if he can do
53:31
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54:52
game three. Game three is gonna be the rules of the game. Yeah,
54:58
you boys know how to play correct? Freaking Cluser never even heard of
55:01
this game. That is the entire point. Our players have no idea how
55:05
to play this game. They are going to have one opportunity during the game
55:09
to shout their own name and attempt to guess what the rules of the game
55:13
are. However, this time it does not instantly win you the game.
55:16
Instead, it grants you a huge advantage. The player who wins the game
55:22
by playing it will will win the game and earn three points. But guessing
55:29
does not win you the game. It only gives you a huge advantage.
55:32
Okay, okay, I see to get I get your saying. Okay,
55:37
So we are going to play this game to its completion. Okay, and
55:39
hopefully not. I forgot completion was that is on me? He is a
55:51
learn and shut mys Oggie. It is your call. Would you like to
55:57
go first or second? I will go first again? Okay, very good?
56:00
Ogie, give me a number from one to one hundred. Sixty nine,
56:02
baby, sixty nine, says the boy. All right, and Stevie
56:09
seventy, Augie forty two, Stevie forty three, Oggie thirty seven in a
56:27
row at autam boy and Augie has thirty seven and Stevie h thirty eight?
56:37
What a jackass? Okay, okay, eight eight, says Hoggy and Stevie
56:47
nine again shocking. I'm trying to get my board set off, and I
56:53
have to write all the stupid numbers on You said one hundred. I'm trying
56:57
to figure something ninety nine, Stevie. There's one hundred a number? Or
57:05
is it? Yes? It is? Okay, cool, cool, We'll
57:06
go with one hundred, one hundred it is. You should have gone with
57:09
one hundred and see what he did. You might have gone with one one
57:13
on one, another number between one and a hundred. God damn it.
57:19
Let's do twenty one, twenty one Stevie twenty two Jesu k oh man,
57:36
Oh, fucking let's do. What haven't we done yet? Let's do I
57:39
can't talk. Eighty one eighty one, okay, goddamn Stevie eighty oh he
57:47
changed it up. He want backwards this time. One M. Stevie,
57:55
I'll go to alright, Augie, hmmm, six you go six, Stevie
58:10
three, Augee, uh, thirteen thirteen okay, Stevie. Four, all
58:29
right, Augee seven Stevie. Uh, We're gonna go with five, sir,
58:37
okay, ugee to twenty nine, twenty nine, Stevie. Uh,
58:53
we'll go with nine. Oh, very nine is already already did nine anything?
58:59
I'm sorry. Yeah, we'll go with ten, ten. Auguee.
59:07
Seventy four okay, Stevie. Seven, seven's been taken. Damn that's seven.
59:19
We'll go with I'm seventy four, eighty three Okay, Yeah, that's
59:27
right, Yeah, okay eighty three, Augie fifty fifty on the numbers,
59:35
see weee fifty eight fifty eight. Interesting. We don't know what you mean.
59:43
Nope, I'm just saying numbers. Uh thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty
59:51
thirty thirty uh, Stevie forty eight forty eight, Uh, Aggie sixty eight,
1:00:07
Stevie seventy seven zero, you've already taken se I did seventy one the
1:00:15
third time in row you've said your own number, seventy Trying to catch up,
1:00:23
We'll do thirty four, thirty four, thirty four Stevie, forty three
1:00:35
forty three is taken by you, damn it? Forty four forty four A
1:00:39
right, okay, yeah it is, Oh my god, Steve ninety one
1:00:46
ninety one, Stevie ninety four, Augie. I don't know what any of
1:00:55
this means either. I am eighty two, eighty two, not taking yours.
1:01:04
Stevie is eighty four taken you? No, you may have it,
1:01:07
Yeah, Augie, let's do seventy four. Oh no, sorry, seventy
1:01:15
three, seventy three I already did three four, okay. Stevie ninety three
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ninety three also not taken? Well, yay, good ogie h forty nine
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forty nine okay, Stevie ninety two ninety two is Stevie's. Augie, do
1:01:51
so many numbers, I know right, at least one hundred of them,
1:01:55
at least at least will do eleven eleven. All he does and Stevie,
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uh. Nineteen nineteen is Stevie and Augie, and we'll do I would.
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I thought it was thirty one Stevie forty No, hold it before you give
1:02:25
me an answer. Stevie, you are in danger. I'm in danger.
1:02:29
Yes, you were a danger from what I don't know. Forty one.
1:02:36
Uh, Stevie says forty one, all right, a danger though, but
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he's in danger. Well, I say fifty one, all right, Stevie.
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Forty four zero, okay, Augie, sixty one, all right,
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Stevie, Uh, thirty five, Aggie, seventy one. Seventy one's been
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taken? Has it? Yeah? I must have road it didn't write down.
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Well, if that's the case, then geez seventy six seventy six,
1:03:30
my gosh, Augie, or sorry Stevie, we gotta be getting close right.
1:03:35
Ninety six ninety six, Aggie, you are in danger. Wish I
1:03:43
knew how? Well? Do shoot? Just shoot shit do? Ninety eight
1:03:52
ninety eight and Stevie ninety seven, all right, Aggie, ninety six taken?
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I did that? Falls ninety five alright, Stevie, I took the
1:04:15
what I was gonna do? I must have skipped some of the numbers.
1:04:16
Eighty five, eighty five, very good, Ogi, Holy shit, guys,
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uh a four taken three taken? Fuck? Yes see, not so
1:04:43
easy. Right, there's some numbers. I swear we didn't write down,
1:04:45
but sixteen sixteen, alright, you're all set, Stevie. Eighty six eighty
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six is not taken? All right, Augie, seventeen seventeen, says Augie.
1:05:12
Stevie. Eighty seven eighty seven, Augie, you were in danger seventy
1:05:30
seventy seven. Seventy seven says Augie. Stevie eighty eight, okay, Augie.
1:05:41
Eighty six taken eighty three taken? Wow by me? Probably no,
1:05:50
by Stevie. I swear to God, there's a lot of the lower ones
1:05:57
left, like the sixties, fifties and twenties left. Wait oh maybe alright,
1:06:05
I'm overthinking it. I will say no, I'm wrong, because I'm
1:06:13
overthinking it. I will say seventy two, nice, seventy two, okay,
1:06:20
yeah, Stevie. Eighty nine, Aggie, you are still in danger.
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Damn, what the fuck? I don't understand neither do I. Uh,
1:06:33
I am saying ninety all right, Stevie, nice, uh, seventy
1:06:45
nine. I'm like, is it taken? Now? Okay, there's just
1:06:53
so many. I'm sure it's a reason why, Aggie starting to get complicated
1:07:00
it on my end, but ah, still good, what you deserve it.
1:07:05
Ninety seven, ninety seven taken ninety I'll just tell you all the nineties
1:07:11
are taken, Okay. In that case, fuck you. Eighty nine is
1:07:21
taken. Fucking hell. I swear I must not row oute like half of
1:07:27
these down somehow. I know we said that. I know we said that.
1:07:32
Eighty five eighty five, says Augie. Or I didn't do that when
1:07:36
I thought all the eighties are taken. Nice, apparently not. Seventy eight,
1:07:43
seventy eight is taken? Oh by you? Or no, bye by
1:07:47
Augie. Seventy five, then seventy five is taken by you. Sixty seven
1:07:56
sixteen seven is not taken. Although let me just have a look here.
1:08:01
Nope, okay, Augie, you're up. Uh could I have I don't
1:08:09
understand what the hell is dude. I am just right there with you.
1:08:14
I will have a seventy six. Oh you won't, No, I won't,
1:08:20
Yeah, no, you won't. Seventy six is taken by you.
1:08:28
I'm having lapses of memory the sies. I think all the seventies are gone,
1:08:31
aren't they? I don't know. Uh, fifty something, Uh,
1:08:36
we'll do fifty nine fifteen nice? Uh, Stevie, you are in danger.
1:08:45
Oh shit, fifty seven, don't ask cow. Uh fifty seven,
1:08:51
Augie, you are in danger. I need to thank of a number with
1:09:00
one and one hundred I will take. I will take running out the numbers.
1:09:11
Yay, there's only one hundred of them. Sixty six, sixty six
1:09:18
done, uh, Stevie five six, fifty six, fifty six for Stevie,
1:09:30
all right, Augie. Sixty five mm hmm, okay, uh,
1:09:39
Stevie, stew sixty three, interesting choice, Augie. Sixty four, Stevie,
1:09:51
you are in danger. Sixty two, okay, Augie six. I
1:10:05
already said that one. Uh we will just do sixty. There you go,
1:10:15
sixty. Oh my god, Stevie, if we ever figured out twenty
1:10:21
four twenty four, says Stevie. Uh, no change, uh, Augie,
1:10:30
m hm hm hmm. We will do a God. I don't know
1:10:42
if I've already said this or not. Fifty nine fifty nine is taken you,
1:10:47
of course it is. Mm. Shit, keep taking longer than I
1:10:57
thought it was yeah, longer than I thought it was. Honestly, fifty
1:11:01
seven taken. Fuck uh, there's just numbers missing off my fucking thing.
1:11:12
I guess fifty five and that wins Augie the game. Cool. Cool,
1:11:20
they got like the guest the rules of the game. It's a little late
1:11:24
now, but sure does it connect four? It's connect five five. We're
1:11:29
basically playing pente with with the ten by ten. Uh seebee. If you
1:11:34
had said, uh, seventy seven at any point in the past, like
1:11:41
several minutes, you would have had I had seventy seven marked off. That's
1:11:45
why looks like you had it marked up but it wasn't taken. Yeah,
1:11:49
that's connect five. Well, it's difficult because like, like what you got
1:11:55
you can have you have face ninety one, eighty two, seventy three,
1:12:00
sixty four and fifty five, so you made a diagonal. I mean,
1:12:03
we played a game of Battleship one, so I had a feeling what it
1:12:08
was. I couldn't get the board set up in time with all the numbers
1:12:11
going. Yeah, this was I thought it was just and it was funny,
1:12:15
like so many times, I mean, aside from me just filling this
1:12:17
thing with ass ass ass, which just made me laugh. There were so
1:12:24
many times that you guys were like within one of winning the game and just
1:12:28
didn't know and just and then there was one time when he did, like
1:12:32
I said, I think, Doggie, you're in danger. Augie's very next
1:12:35
choice put him out of danger because it blocked you. And I was like,
1:12:38
oh does he know? No, no, no, that was freaking
1:12:44
awesome, fucking bullheaded through the Doggy wins the game and yet points Hell yeah,
1:12:51
and we have a draw. Everyone's a winner. That was awesome.
1:13:00
Well done to both of you for winning my hidden game of Pentel. Yeah,
1:13:06
well it's not quite Pene and actual Pente. If you surround two of
1:13:12
the opponent's things, you take them off the board. Oh nice, that's
1:13:15
interesting. Mine was basically I have been too complicated to pigure out get five
1:13:18
in a row any way you can on this five guys, guys just like
1:13:24
did like so many ross three fours. I was like, it's not connect
1:13:29
four. It would have been funny if I just went one, two,
1:13:31
three, four or five. Yeah. At one point, at one point
1:13:33
you needed eighty five. But I'm guessing you didn't know it was available.
1:13:38
Yeah, because you had eighty three, eighty four, eighty six, and
1:13:41
eighty seven, and then August snuck in there. I'll take eighty five,
1:13:44
and I'm like, well, look, there goes that trying to keep near
1:13:46
him purposely. Yeah, and whenever I said you were in danger, that
1:13:49
was because your opponent had just needed one more to complete five in a row.
1:13:55
So got really complicated when we start jumping around, right, Yeah,
1:13:59
that it was not. So that's gonna be it for our episode today.
1:14:02
I hope you enjoyed it listening at home. I know the numbers thing was
1:14:05
probably confusing to you as well. Numbers. Yeah, yeah, I'm wondering
1:14:12
if any of you managed to figure trying. Yeah, and here's the thing
1:14:19
to say, what it was if you if you'd managed to guess the rules
1:14:23
to get five in a row, I would have shown you the board,
1:14:26
oh ship, yeah, and then you could have probably figured out what you
1:14:30
needed to do. Yeah. Then it would have been a blood back probably
1:14:34
would have it would have been would have been the other player would have had
1:14:39
to get incredibly lucky to pick what they needed to stop. Yeah. Anyway,
1:14:45
Yeah, so that's that's our little game of rules of the game.
1:14:47
I hope you enjoyed it being an actual game instead of just guess what all
1:14:50
these answers have in common? It's a lot of We've done a bunch of
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