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173: Unexpected - Dad, Bye (S6 E6) · Reality TV Cringe

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with our fingers on the pulse of reality TV, we've got to be willing
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to be flexible. Yeah, very flexible. So starting next week on Tuesday,
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TLC is gonna be airing Welcome to Plat finally. Please please be very
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is it is our favorite an sister wise, yes, these are our favorites.
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We are so basic, I mean basic White Girls for real. But
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it's starting on Tuesday and we are going to be covering it starting week one,
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so we're gonna have to shift some stuff around, explain it to the
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people. Honey, it gets all foggy up there. For Yea, that's
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because she's old. I'm sundowning. Isn't that what you just said? You
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told me I was sundowning. Aren't you sweet because you said that? So
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sweet? Ruscious? Anyway, because of the way, Plaithfill is going to
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be releasing on Tuesday nights, and she's gonna be in bed by then so
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we can record. So we're gonna have to record like on Thursdays, which
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means our episodes are gonna be available on Fridays for plath Phill, and then
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we're gonna switch the Sister Wives around. Those are gonna be released at the
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beginning of the week on Mondays or something. Yeah, Mondays will be Sister
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Wivesans. Fridays is going to be Welcome to Blathville and a mini wrap up
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of Unexpected. Yeah, we're not gonna go crazy in those recaps for those
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teen hos. No, We're just gonna have our organic raw thoughts. I've
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got some raw thoughts on this episode. I was so triggered my jugular was
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protruding by Ashley. Ashley the worst angry but just FYI whether you're listening on
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the pod, whether you're watching, however you're following, things are going to
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be a little bit fluid. We will let you know what we're doing,
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but we'll be back. We'll be here for sure. I think there is
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one week is it starting next week where there's just going to be one episode,
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correct, and it's just gonna be clath fill with attacked on Unexpected,
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and then we'll start the next week with our two episodes a week? Yes?
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Do Is that making sense for everybody? I hope so? I hope
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so as well. Just deal with it, Okay, Okay, Now let's
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get into Unexpected, all right, girl, Well, let's just start with
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the craziest one of them all, which was Anaya. And day day,
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Naya's in the hospital, her blood pressures through the roof. She's COVID freaking
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positive, and she's being induced into labor. Yeah, and Ashley is at
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the Chili's getting food while her daughter's in the hospital. I'm surprised she's with
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a man. I'm surprised she has a man. I'm surprised she will tolerate
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a man. She seems like a man hating woman, a people hating a
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human species and animals. Hating person, Yes, a hating ass lady.
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She's a horrible she's a terrible person, horrible person, toxic af terrible mother.
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I just couldn't believe it. Like so, she couldn't be arsed to
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be in the hospital waiting for her daughter to be induced. And it takes,
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you know, takes twelve to fourteen hours or something like that. It
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takes a long time. I get it, okay, But she doesn't want
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to be at the hospital. No, So Dade is there the whole entire
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time. He had to take her to the hospital because her mom wouldn't take
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her to the hospital. She thought she was being dramatic. She thought her
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blood pressure wasn't that bad. She thought she wasn't that sick, so she
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couldn't be bothered to take her daughter to the hospital on her day off.
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So Day Day's there being totally awesome, super supportive. He's seventeen, but
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he's there the entire time. He's not falling asleep, he's rubbing her feet,
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he's taking care of her. He's a seventeen year old boy showing up
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at that level for this young lady. I'm not very proud of dayDay in
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this moment me too. He's been there the entire time. He hasn't left
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a single moment. It's so great. And then when she gets her COVID
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positive results, that's when the nurses tell her, Okay, you're positive,
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but you can only have one person in the delivery room and nobody can go
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like in and out. It's very restrictive. So then Anaya calls her mom
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to tell her this, and then this is where Ashley decides to care right,
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and decides to be nervous for her daughter's safety. Right. So this
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was very perplexing for me because I don't feel like she has a maternal bone
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in her body. No, I don't think she cares about her grandchild.
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I don't think she cares about her own child. So I'm really wondering why
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she needs to make her way to the hospital and make a show of being
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the only person in the room with Anaya. It's like, once she learns
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that there can only be one person, then she wants to be that one
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person. Of course, is it like her exerting control, her demonstrating that
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she is in the power position. And you know what, when I'm watching
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Ashley talk and I'm listening to Anaya as well. I just get like a
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bone deep vibe of physical abuse. Oh yeah, because when Ashley is like,
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she'll do what I say m hm. I mean, she can do
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what she wants, she can tell them what she wants, but it's going
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to be what I say, I'm like, ooh, I feel that though.
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I think Anaya is afraid of her mom is the only reason she's doing
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what her mom wants her to do. Oh yeah. Ashley at one point
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was like, if there's one thing about Annaya, she respects her mom.
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And I'm like, is it respect, though, or is she afraid of
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she She's afraid, She's afraid. Yeah, And it just pissed me off.
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I was so triggered by Ashley because she shows up to the hospital and
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she's like making a stink to the nurses because the nurses are like, oh,
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well, she already has one visitor. It's her baby daddy, so
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you can't come in there now. The receptionist nurse is trying to tell her,
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like, it should be him that's in there, and she's going to
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want him to be in there. Hello. And Ashley is actually copying an
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attitude and arguing with this nurse who I think is actually trying to advocate for
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Anaya and Day day Yeah, but it doesn't matter because once she learns that
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data is a minor and that he can't actually make any decisions, nor can
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Anaya, than the receptionist nurse knows, well, I gotta let this this
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bitch asshole in. I mean, I guess, like I'm in the medical
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field. I know the laws differ from state to state. I don't know
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what it is. I think they're in Virginia. I don't know what it
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is there, but like some states and some like hospital institutions and stuff will
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like allow seventeen year olds to like make their own decisions. Correct me if
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I'm fucking wrong. I don't know. It's different in every state. But
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they're seventeen, so it's not like they're fifteen year old. It's like Kaylee
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and Graham. I think Ashley, in my opinion, is just using that
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for her advantage to play the mom card and be like, well, no,
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I have to be in there. But why she doesn't want to be
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a mom exactly? Why it's just for status to be like, yeah,
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I was there in the delivery room because she's my baby, I care aboutter
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you'll understand when you're a mom, you ain't acting like a mom, not
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at all. It's terrible. It's poison me off well. And she's also
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calling Anaya at the hospital reception to be like, you better let me in
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there, like she's literally saying she's threatening her. She is. She's like,
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if you want to keep Di Kwan in there, then you can't call
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me for shit. You can't ask me for shit. Yeh, I'm not
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going to be there for you period, if you choose him over your mom,
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So you better make the decision. So of course Anayah has to be
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like, Okay, dadamn, sorry, but my mom's gonna beat my ass
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if I don't let her in here, so bye. And they end up
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actually kicking him out of the hospital. So he can't even wait in the
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waiting room because of COVID protocols and he's a minor and this and that,
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so he has to leave straight up leave and just wait for word of when
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his child is born. It's really sad, like he's trying to show up
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for her. He's trying to be there for the birth of his firstborn child
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and Ashley, for reasons I cannot ascertain other than you're a poisonous, vile
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woman. You are taking this from him, and you're taking it from your
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daughter as well. And then when you're in the fucking room, you're not
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even being maternal or caring or nurturing at all. No, you're fucking laughing
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at her when she talks about how much pain she's in and how she wants
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an epidural. And then you're saying on the couch, this woman may be
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so mad. You're saying on the couch that you don't think that your daughter
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needed an epidural when you've only had c sections, right, bitch. I
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was just like gob smacked. And I think Ania at one point or Anaia
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sorry, asks sorry, my vowels are weird because I'm from Hawaii's so I've
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pronounced the vials a little differently. But Ania says to the mom, can
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you rub my feet? And her mom laughs at her, just like I'm
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doing stuff that Daydae's supposed to be doing for you. That's not me.
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I'm never gonna do that. So then why are you in this room?
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Why are you in the room rubbing her feet? He's in the room making
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her feel better. Yeah, he's in the room reducing her anxiety and loving
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on her. Why are you there? I don't know. She was bad.
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She made me so mad, and like I've been seeing people on Reddit
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being like, well, it's the fault of Anaya, Like she should have
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confronted her mom and told her, no, I don't want you in the
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room. I want Dayde. But I'm like, hmm, I don't know.
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Ashley kind of scares me. Ashley seems like the kind of mom that
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would have totally retaliated and taken it out on her the second she got home
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from the hospital, so she had to be in there, and she's probably
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afraid of her mom, so she can't just sit there and stand up and
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be like, no, I don't want you there. Now, that's something
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I totally would have done. But if Ashley was my mom, I would
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have been like, Okay, I guess you can come in. I guess
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because what else do I have? Like what other option do I have?
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You're going home to Ashley's house exactly, and you're going to need Ashley's help,
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so you might as well do what Ashley is telling you to do.
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It was just really abusive and really awful to watch, and I of course
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immediately went up on Instagram, went up to the TLC Instagram page. They
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had clips of Anaya being in the hospital and just comment after a comment after
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a comment, just dragging Ashley. But you know she doesn't care. No,
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she thinks she's in the right. Oh yeah, well, and that's
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the other thing too, Like she's arguing with the nurse and arguing with Anaya
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and saying like, well, they're both miners. They can't sign off for
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everything. And I'm like, okay, but you haven't been at the hospital
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this entire fucking time. Your daughter's been in the hospital for twelve hours,
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getting treatment, getting drugs, getting everything she needs, and she's been fine
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without you, So don't play that card now that she has COVID and you
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have to be there because there's only one person. Like that's so messed up
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to me. I just couldn't stand her. Yeah, the whole thing was
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bad. The whole bad thing was bad, and I felt terribly for day
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day. And when we see the preview and he's talking about and listing in
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the Air Force, I mean, he just seems pretty checked out. I'd
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be checked out too, Like if I had no agency and if I had
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no control over like being there for the birth of my own child, and
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I've got this toxic, fucking woman who's calling the shots. I'd be like,
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peace out. You know, I will provide for my child, but
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I'm not going to be dealing with this drama all the time, no way.
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And that sucks because he's just kind of perpetuating this like stereotype that Ashley's
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perpetuating, which is that men ain't shit and they won't ever do anything for
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their children. Because she said that on the show, like She's like,
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I don't think Dada is going to be a part of his life. And
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I'm like, okay, well, now you're creating that because you're not allowing
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him to be in the delivery room, and you're also not allowing your kids
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to like live together or him have a presence within the kid's life. I
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bet oh, once the kid's born, Ashley's not going to let Dayta be
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around as much as he was. She's gonna put him down, she's going
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to dismiss him, she's going to make him feel like less of a parent,
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less of a man. She's going to be just as toxic an application
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when they're trying to parent. Then she is now in this hospital room,
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it's just awful. I mean, we get mad. This is a reality
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TV but like, there are people on this planet who act this way and
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think they have every right to and it just it's wild. It's so wild,
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and I feel bad for these kids. Oh me too. Ashley's horrible.
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Yep, she's the worst. She's by far the worst mom on this
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show. And then we have Kaylee and Graham. And Kaylie is getting ready
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for her thirty seven week check up. Yep, she wants Graham to be
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there, but he's not answering his phone, right because he's playing basketball,
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playing basketball and tending to his sick bipolar mom, right, I guess.
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So I don't know much about anything or bipolar though, like, and I
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don't know that I know anybody who is bipolar. So I just say that
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to say that I really don't have experience with what it looks like to share
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space cohabate with somebody who is bipolar, because they keep referring to the person
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as sick, and of course mental illness is an illness. But like as
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you said last week, there are plenty of people with bipolar and all sorts
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of issues who are productive and they're taking their kids to soccer and to school,
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and they're cooking the meals and they're doing all the things that they need
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to do. So I just don't know what the reality is for somebody who
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has bipolar. But it just seems to me, Beatrice, that this woman
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is constantly quote unquote sick, whether that's meth sick or heroin sip, dope
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sick, whether that's dope sick or BPD sick. But like, does it
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really end up looking like that You're just in bed all the time. Isn't
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BPD like super depressed and then manic? Well, BPD is referred to as
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by as a borderline personality. Oh so bipolar is totally different, Okay,
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correct? All right? So is bipolar up and down? Manic depressed,
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manic depressed? Yeah, there's technically two types of bipolar. There's bipolar one,
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which is like the most comment which is the supermanic, and then the
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super depressed and it's the cycles. And then bipolar two. I don't know
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if it's like still considered a thing. There's been like debates about it.
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Don't fucking quote me on it, But bipolar two is like the opposite where
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you're always like super fucking depressed, Like you don't necessarily have as many manic
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episodes. Okay, And now I have family who have bipolar Like this runs
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in my family. I have several family members who have bipolar one, and
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I've seen them go up and down, and I've seen them they have kids,
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like, they have a whole family, and they can manage, they
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can function. Yeah, but that's not to say that it can't be debilitating.
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Well, for sure, that it can be acute and debilitating depending on
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what kind of traitment you're getting. Yeah, but you're talking about bipolar two
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being predominantly depressive. So maybe that's what Becky has. Maybe, But I'm
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like, I have a hard time believing that you're just sick all the time
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from bipolar because you have a job and like, you have a kid,
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like And I also hate and resent the fact that she's using Graham as a
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crutch and as a support for him for her while she's going through these episodes.
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That's not fucking fair to put that on a fifteen year old boy,
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right, And for him to feel the need and the obligation to be there
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and be the man of the house and take care of his mom and take
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care of the house while his mom's dope, sick in the back or sick
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from her bipolar is really fucked up to me. So I think there's more
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that's going on behind the scenes there than what we're being told on TV.
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Yes, And I think, like surface level, we can all look at
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Graham and we can say, well, you suck like you're not showing up
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to things, You're not going to appointments, you don't seem like happy to
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want to participate in the process that's happening right now. And we can say
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that, But when you look deeper and you see how anxious he is,
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and I feel like we're seeing him lose weight just in the season since it's
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begun, Like when he's sitting on the couch crying about having to be the
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man of the house because there's no man around, like he looks skinny to
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me. He looks like a shivering chihuahua. To me, this boy is
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crying, This boy is feeling things on a really I'm kind of worried about
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this Kay too, because he feels like this baby is a prison sentence,
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yep. And he's already stressed out trying to take care of his mom.
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He's already learning how to use sickness as an excuse so he doesn't show up
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and be responsible in his own life. But like maybe he can't because he
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too has some mental stuff going on. I just feel really bad for him.
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And then you have Kaylee, who again got pregnant when she's fourteen.
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So let's go back to these parents, Becky and Mandy, who facilitated this
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entire relationship, driving these little kids back and forth to their houses where they
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are banging and ultimately get pregnant. Like what did you think was going to
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happen? Hello, So you're not parenting them on that level. But now
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that we've got this other stuff, Kaylee being a spoiled brat, Graham having
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a breakdown, Like you're not there for them for that either, not at
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all. It's really distressing to watch on my TV. Beadress, Oh,
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I know, because they're literally children's Like they don't know how to navigate,
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Like all of these emotions and all of these responses. It's really messed up.
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I don't know how to do it. I know. I mean,
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you're in your thirties. I'm in my thirties. We don't know how to
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do it, you know, like road asks. People don't know how to
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navigate life an adult greet, and we're expecting Graham and Kaylee to know how
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to do this. I know, it's really frustrating. And so like this
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whole segment with them is that Kaylee's pissed off because he's not answering his phone
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because she wants him to come to this thirty seven week appointment that's like the
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next day, like early in the morning, and so they're like trying to
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figure out whether or not they're gonna pick him up. I guess Kaylee's dad
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is just like chilling in his driveway at his house and basically forces him to
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get in the car and come over to their house and stay the night with
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no notice or anything like that. And so he ultimately comes over to their
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house and this is where he like automatically has like a breakdown because Kaylee's on
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his ass like why and chance or my phone call also are you here for
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me? Or are you here for Easton? And he's like, I'm here
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for the both of you, but I'm very clearly stressed out. And that's
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not good enough for Kaylee because again she's fifteen and she's not mature and she
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doesn't know how to handle herself, and so he starts to have a stress
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response and they take it into the kitchen, and then there's Mandy trying to
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figure out what's going on with these kids and how she can make it better.
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It's just a shit show. It is a straight up fire and a
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dumpster for sure. Oh one. And I will give Mandy credit in this
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episode because I actually liked how she handled Graham's stress response, because he's sitting
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there like crying and expressing how upset and stressed he is about all of this,
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and Mandy's like being a mom, like she's totally being supportive and being
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like it's okay, Like you got us too, Like if you need us,
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you can call us, and like, please rely on us. I
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know you've got your mom who's got bipolar and meth addiction. And she also
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says, and you know, I'm sure she's going to be there for you.
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Exactly. I think she says to Graham, You're gonna be a good
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dad, like she tries to be encouraging. Yeah, So I think that's
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I think that's what he needs. Oh, I don't know if he's reachable
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at all. I don't know either, because judging from the preview, yeah,
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it seems like he's just gonna go back to deuces. Bye, I'm
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not going to be present, And I mean, it's hard for me because
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obviously that's not the best behavior and we shouldn't encourage that from a fifteen year
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old boy. But at the same time, he's a fifteen year old boy,
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Like, can you really expect like this level of maturity from a kid
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who's got to deal with his crazy mom. But at the same time,
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Graham, you're gonna have to get your shit together exactly because now you got
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a kid, and you're gonna have to figure out how to do this.
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But if you're going to have parents who just shield you and enable you,
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then it's going to take longer than it needs to. It's just very sad
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all the way around. Sad. I don't know where the jokes are here.
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For the jokes, I can't find the joke. Not funny. These
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people are sad. It's really it's not It's not funny at all, not
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funny at all. And then we have like a brief segment with Emily and
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Nate. Oh my god, oh Emily, I can't stand her. Oh
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my sorry, I know she's just a young woman trying to make it in
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this world, just carrying a baby. She's only one centimeter dilated. She's
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really I'm happy about it. And then you've got poor Nate sitting in the
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truck with her, doesn't know what to say because anything he says is not
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gonna be good enough, because Emily just takes it upon herself to constantly mother
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him, which, of course men love that. Oh total men totally get
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their dick hard for you when you mother them. I'm just like, oh,
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this girl tries my patience. Did you know that they're married? What
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did you know that they're still together? No? Yes, girl, yes,
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bitch, it's true what I saw it on the riddits. And then
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I'm like, let me google it. They're married. I googled it and
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many people are saying there are a lot of comments verifying that not only are
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they together, they got married. That's unfortunate. Yeah, it's not gonna
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last. Sorry, sorry Nate, I'm sorry Emily, but it's not gonna
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last. It's not. And like I want to give Nate props because I
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feel like he's kind of trying. He just doesn't know how to support somebody
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like Emily, where like nothing is ever good enough for a black hole of
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need, I mean constantly, and like I want to give her props too,
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because she's forty fucking weeks pregnant and she just wants to not be pregnant
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anymore, Right, that's totally fair. And to like be told that you're
22:15
not even a centimeter dilated at forty weeks, I mean, like I can't
22:18
even imagine you were ready to pop, and you're like, why get this
22:22
baby out of me? It's like I feel for her, but at the
22:25
same time, it's like, you let this sixteen year old boy bay you
22:30
when you were pregnant seventeen, eighteen seventeen. Yeah, so like, why
22:36
are you expecting him to like stand up all of a sudden know how to
22:40
be a stand up guy again? Sixteen years old? Right, he doesn't
22:44
know anything, and I'm not neither do you, Emily. Even though you
22:47
act like you know everything exactly, you don't. She's calling Taren in the
22:52
car like bitching about this, and she's calling Taren's son a lump and he's
22:56
being unsupportive, and Taran on the couch is like Emily needs to chill out.
23:00
Like he's sixteen. You need to give him time to grow. And
23:03
I feel like Nate is the kind of person that will grow up and like
23:07
mature hope. I think there's some raw materials and some potential for him to
23:11
do so. But he's a young zygo baby. He's practically in you to
23:15
row himself. Are we going to be giving birth to Nate's seriously, come
23:19
on, I'm just like, I can't give this kid a break. They're
23:25
a trash fire over there. And then, last, but not least,
23:27
we have the most boring couple on the season. Why Lily and Lawrence?
23:30
What, I'm like, why do we have them on my TV? Why?
23:34
I feel like we could have found another teen mom couple, but no,
23:38
we have Lilli Lawrence. At least a teen mom who are expecting.
23:44
Yeah, like anything would be better than what Lawrence and Lily are giving us.
23:48
I know we didn't even see Lawrence this episode, nor did I miss
23:52
him. No, he's just a lump. To speak about lump because he's
23:56
actually lump. He doesn't want to be there. I don't want him to
23:57
be here. Yeah, so Lily and her mom, Yeah, Lily and
24:04
her mom and Lily's son l J. Yes go to her dream venu to
24:11
talk to the catering coordinator dude, and she brings thet LJ along and he's
24:17
on one. He's ready to destroy everything. Now. Previous to this meeting,
24:22
Lily was supposed to have filled out some sort of a survey slash questionnaire
24:27
so that these folks at her dream then you can create the wedding of her
24:33
dream. But she hasn't filled out anything. Laurence doesn't want to participate in
24:40
any way, not unlike what happened with Christmas. He's like, you take
24:41
care of it. I don't care. I'm just going to finance it,
24:45
and she's just but is he? I don't think anybody's gonna be financing this
24:48
other than TLC. Yeah. Probably, But she didn't fill out anything.
24:51
She just shows up with this crazy kid and her mom, and her mom's
24:57
being so critical of like her kid and how the kid's behaving and the whole
25:02
wedding process. But then her mom to the cameras is like, I know
25:06
I've been very critical. I know I've been very skeptical, but I'm actually
25:08
very supportive. I want to be shared with my daughter yeah, because my
25:12
mom was a total raving bitch at my wedding because she hated my husband.
25:17
So I don't want to be like that. We all become our mother's honey.
25:19
Yeah, like what we have to break those chains exactly, have to
25:22
break those ancestral person true, but like if we're not careful, we do
25:26
become our mothers. Yes, And I think Lily's mom is becoming her mom.
25:30
And Lily, you're gonna have to be careful too. And Lily,
25:33
I'm like, what are you doing. You're like whipping out your booth,
25:36
I know, because you gotta feed LJ. He's pooping on the floor.
25:38
You gotta change his diabies. I know. Oh, it's embarrassing. It's
25:42
really embarrassing. He's like drawing all over the desk. He's screaming. She's
25:47
got this iPad that he doesn't even care about. I mean, this man's
25:49
time is worth something like these people are taking time out of their day to
25:53
meet with you. You're not even serious. You haven't filled out any of
25:56
the paperwork. Do you even have the money? I mean that is a
26:00
question. What's going on? Why are these people on her show called Unexpected?
26:03
I don't know, And I don't care about your wedding. I really
26:07
don't at all, because it sounds like from the preview it's going to be
26:10
called off right, So all of this is for nothing because she got herself
26:14
a stripper girl, just like that little guy with the little hands. What
26:17
was his name, Clayton? Yes, then she got a stripper strapper,
26:25
and so Lawrence gonna get mad. Oh, I know, which is so
26:27
fucked up because they had an agreement, like he said, no strippers,
26:32
and then you have a bachelorette party with this old ass stripper. Did you
26:36
see that stripper? He looked old? Know, it was like was he
26:38
sun down in? He just looked really old to be a stripper. Like
26:42
that's so weird. He's got her his dig in her face. Oh,
26:47
it's gonna be a train wreck. I love it. I know I went
26:49
to see it. Yes, let's have it all get blown apart, please,
26:55
And then we have Jenna going back to Pennsylvania. Thought about Jenna,
26:59
Yeah, I know she would have been better on this episode. Yeah,
27:00
Lillian Lawrence. But yes, Jenna's having to go back to Pennsylvania because her
27:06
bitch ass baby daddy is filing for emergency custody. His sole purpose in life
27:11
is just to make her angry, just and do things that like circumvent her
27:17
plans. I mean, that's so wild. It's kind of funny, I
27:19
know, because he's like nineteen years old, yeah, nineteen or twenty years
27:22
old, and his whole life purpose is just to destroy her life. Oh,
27:25
I know. It's kind and she's so spoiled though, I'm like,
27:27
I'm glad you have to deal with adult shit. This is what happens when
27:30
you co parent with Jerk. Welcome to the world. Well, and that's
27:33
what makes me wonder. Like I said a couple episodes ago, when she
27:37
moves to Myrtle Beach, I'm like, did you get this whole agreement that
27:41
he didn't want to have custody of Luca in writing? Because if you did,
27:45
then this whole like emergency custody agreement would have been Nolan void. But
27:48
I don't think she got it in writing because she's dumb. She just talked
27:51
to him and he's like, yeah, sure, move your entire life and
27:53
our child all the way down to Myrtle Beach to be with your new man.
27:56
And as soon as you get there, the very week there I'm gonna
28:00
serve your ass with an emergency order for custody like that is so wild uncensored
28:07
though, real quick. Okay, all right, we are back from uncensored.
28:10
By the way, uncensored bits can only be viewed and or heard on
28:14
Patreon. So if you want to support us in here, all of our
28:17
wild shit, you gotta go to the Patriot. There's a lot of stuff
28:19
up there, all right, But back to Jenna. Yeah, So anyway,
28:22
Jenna has to fly back to Pennsylvania, and then while she's in Pennsylvania,
28:26
she misses her period and has to take a pregnancy test. And I
28:30
guarantee you JJ in that big ol'd head God in it. He puts foot
28:36
in it, his head in it, and his dicken it uh huh,
28:37
his raw dick. Let's remind y'all because they don't use protection. So she's
28:45
peg auntae pregnant. Oh's big headed child. That's it. Don't be a
28:53
big head coming out of all your business and any big granium canter loop,
28:57
good lord. And then Emily finally has their baby. Yeah, and she
29:03
went and moved in with Nate and Taren, but then she quickly moved out
29:07
for a very short amount of time. Then she went back to pop book
29:10
yeah, because teren ain't having it. Yeah, and Terreen says something like
29:14
Emily didn't want to share the air, or like didn't like the air I
29:18
breathe, I couldn't share this space. I don't know what's going on.
29:21
What do you think is happening. I bet Taren was trying to be a
29:23
mom and trying to give her advice and like trying to help her out with
29:26
the pregnancy, because that was the whole reason why Emily moved in there in
29:30
the first place. And then Emily being stubborn as fuck. I don't know
29:33
it all. Probably was like that's not how you did it, eh,
29:37
Probably just bitching at her the whole time. Time And go back to your
29:40
enabling, slightly predatory father. I don't think you're a weird big headed father.
29:45
Also, lots of big ants show I gave Lily's mama pad, I
29:49
know, but I was thinking it, I know, looking at these people
29:52
big heads. And we have Lily's dumb bachelorette party with a stripper. Laurence
29:59
gets mad, and then Kaylee also is about to have their baby and it
30:03
sounds like she might have to have an emergency sea section because the baby's not
30:07
coming out right, and her useless predator father doesn't know what to do because
30:11
her little baby're gonna have to get a sea fiction. And then the baby
30:15
comes and what's his name? Graham? Graham's like, cute kid, But
30:22
I gotta go. I gotta go hang out with my friend or something.
30:25
My mom's sick. Yeah. See yeah, as a typical fifteen year old,
30:30
Like we're laughing, this is terrible. It is terrible. Like what
30:33
did you expect? Kaylee? Expected something different? But that's how you learn.
30:38
This is why you should tell your kids. Don't have sex with someone
30:41
you're not prepared to have a kid with. Yes, I mean that's just
30:44
the long and short of it. Yeah, but if you're gonna leave them
30:45
in a house together and they've got raging hormones and one has the penis and
30:49
one has the vagina, we don't have a kid. Hello, kid is
30:52
gonna come along. At least my daughter was a lesbian. I didn't have
30:56
to worry about that, thank god. Yes, no kid. Could you
31:00
imagine if you were a grandma at forty I wanted to be I wanted to
31:06
be I wanted I kind of wanted my daughter to be a teen mom.
31:08
I'm like, are you sure you don't like boys? You're sure you don't
31:11
want to try to kiss a boy just like marble? No? Oh my,
31:15
all right. God. See, my mom always scared me and my
31:18
little sister straight growing up. So she's like, never have a kid when
31:22
you're young, because I was a teen mom and it was so terrible.
31:26
And then she marries a guy with two teenage daughters and they one of them
31:30
has kids young. And then my mom ends up being a grandma at like
31:33
forty, and I was like, see what you get, mom? Yep,
31:37
that's what you get. But you did well. Yeah, but it's
31:41
time, I know. I mean, you're in your thirties centy. Listen,
31:42
if I could create one, we would have already had like five by
31:45
now. I just have to bring it up. I'm sorry. Is it
31:48
rude? Does it make you feel? Is undue pressure on you? You
31:51
know what we should do on Patreon? We should have a gofund me for
31:52
our adoption fund, Oh my god, for your insemination could be live stream
31:56
it. Yeah, you're inemination. Oh so you know we're going to adopt.
32:00
But I mean I think it's actually cheaper to get inseminated like Laala did
32:06
on vander Pumperls. Now, I'm sure she went to a very hot class
32:08
semen bank and stuff like that. But like I had a friend up in
32:13
Sacramento and she went to the Kaiser and it was paid for under her insurance.
32:17
Now, she did have to pay for the jizz. I think she
32:20
paid four thousand dollars for like five vials. Though one vial got her one
32:25
baby, She's got four more vials and she could have four more babies and
32:30
it was only four thousand dollars. I'm just saying, I feel like the
32:32
raccoons, we could crowdsource to baby baby, or we could adopt. Okay,
32:37
I don't want to ruin my figure. Yeah that's true, And it
32:40
does seem like it's very painful. And I'm just watching poor Anaya. I
32:45
was just saying her feet rubbed, and I was remembering myself because I wanted
32:50
to get an epidural but it was too fat. Yeah, they couldn't get
32:52
that needle between the spinal parts. They nicked, Yes, they nicked.
32:59
I did. They nicked my spinal membrane, so I had like a spinal
33:02
headache. I couldn't stand up, but it was the whole thing. They
33:05
had to do a blood patch in order to cover the nick. It was
33:07
terrible. I never got the epidural. I had to give birth without drugs.
33:13
Oh my god, how was your labor? M I was on potocin,
33:16
so I was induced, not on like a naya. And I think
33:20
it started at like seven in the morning and I gave birth a round two
33:23
or three. Oh my gosh. Yeah, but I was on like drugs,
33:28
yeah, up until I couldn't be on drugs anymore. Yeah, And
33:30
I think it was in the last hour and I think I pushed like three
33:32
times and then here comes baby fifteen minutes. Probably. Well, I've been
33:37
seeing some things on the Instagram that you can have a baby real quick if
33:39
you're drinking things like Okra water. Oh did you water? Yeah, it's
33:43
like it's not supposed to taste bat or anything like that. You can put
33:45
like sweeter and stuff in it, but apparently it makes a baby slide out.
33:49
Oh gosh. I don't know. So if I got pregnant, I'll
33:51
probably drink Okra water. That would be very helpful. Yeah, you could
33:54
definitely crowdsource Okral water. For you. I'm sure would be willing to do
33:59
that. Raccoons, help us so I can have a baby, so she
34:01
can be a grandma. That's all I want. I mean, grandma in
34:05
my thirties is a little young. I know, grandma in my thirties,
34:07
but I'm willing if you are. I got all right? Is there anything
34:12
else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons before we get to flug
34:15
out of here? Betdrills? Well, if you love our podcast, I
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sure hope you go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing five
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star review. It really helps us grow the pod and also crowdsource so I
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can have a baby. Thank you. We will be back later this week
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with Sister Wives Rewind. We are wrapping up season four. It's the call
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to sack ernest payment Honey. We're putting money down all these homes. It's
34:40
a very exciting time if you're into the rewind. So we'll be back to
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do that. Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing but
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love for you and peace. Oh night bag O. Yeah,