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OUTRO: Petrol Station Shambles · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, thanks mate. So we were of a sleep
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  Speaker 2: last night. I don't even get started, mate, he's had
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  Speaker 2: a two I've been sleeping so well lately. And I
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  Speaker 2: was awake and the missus was away. It was fucked yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it so long, yep. But I wasn't too bad that
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  Speaker 2: I just thought I looked that out.
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  Speaker 3: There, well, just just on that, because I've had four
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  Speaker 3: or five days in a row just shockers episode shockers.
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  Speaker 3: But but then when I finally get up, I go, oh,
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  Speaker 3: maybe it wasn't that early when I've been waking up, right,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because I didn't actually.
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  Speaker 4: Look at my phone or anything like that, because I go, oh,
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  Speaker 4: that'll just wake me up some more.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And this morning was the same again, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, it's probably six thirty fucking you know
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  Speaker 3: or something like that. It was two o'clock. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: I text yours away yeah to chat. So I'm coming
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  Speaker 3: in today, fellers Grace.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is going to be disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Went to the petrol station and put gassing fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Do not fill it up? Filled up?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you fill it up?
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  Speaker 4: I just can't be fat.
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  Speaker 3: But you brother, well, and so I knew you guys
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  Speaker 3: would have an issue with I put fifty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Now, But what part of it is that you don't
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  Speaker 2: like the spending the time? Do you subscribe to the
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  Speaker 2: fact that, I bet this is it Johnny bruff therey
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  Speaker 2: none if it's full of gas and it's heavier and
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  Speaker 2: you burn the guess quicker?
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  Speaker 4: I actually it's probably true. I don't. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: why I do that. I just it's just kind of
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  Speaker 4: what I right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess you reach a point in your lifetime
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  Speaker 6: and it's almost the point you become not an adult,
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  Speaker 6: but you realize that you've got things together a wee.
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  Speaker 6: But when you can just fill up every time? Sure,
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  Speaker 6: because I went.
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  Speaker 4: Through a phase of it, yeah I should.
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  Speaker 2: I remember it was two bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 2: It was like what was it like eighty five cents
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  Speaker 2: a lead?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, you checking the capitol, same beautiful fucking seven bucks?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah bucks.
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  Speaker 3: So I got and I put the fifty backs in
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  Speaker 3: starts the go and this has never happened to me before.
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  Speaker 3: It stopped at six dollars forty just stopped and there's
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  Speaker 3: fifty dollars on the thing.
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  Speaker 4: And he started at that and I was like.
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  Speaker 3: During to the guy, he was like, brilliant, Come inside, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: come inside. And so I went inside and he said, ah,
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  Speaker 3: you have fifty dollars and I went, yeah, it just stopped.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: It just stopped. And he went, Okay, go out there,
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  Speaker 3: and now it should be fine. Go out there.
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  Speaker 4: Dig gesture to the guy again, it's not fucking working.
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  Speaker 2: I'm desperate to ruin the story, but.
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  Speaker 4: It's not working.
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  Speaker 3: So he just just me to come back inside again.
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  Speaker 3: And so I go inside again and he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on there.
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  Speaker 4: Go to pump number three, which is in the wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Show, O my god, which is on the wrong side
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  Speaker 3: of my car, you know, for the for the picture.
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  Speaker 3: So I go to pump number three and I put
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  Speaker 3: in forty five.
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  Speaker 4: Bucks and then fifty well, I'd already put in six
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  Speaker 4: dollars forty.
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  Speaker 3: And so that works, and so then I go in
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  Speaker 3: that's what I thought. And then I go I go
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  Speaker 3: into pay, and he goes and I.
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  Speaker 4: Bought a little Zippies Nippies iced coffee, which my water.
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  Speaker 4: That's another story.
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  Speaker 3: And so he goes forty five dollars and I go, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all right, bleap. And then he goes, how much was
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  Speaker 3: on it when you're on the other one, and I said,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, six dollars forty or something, and he goes, okay,
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  Speaker 3: six dollars forty and then he puts it on the
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  Speaker 3: f poss and it's six hundred and forty nine dollars.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, no, that's six hundred and forty nine dollars.
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  Speaker 3: It was six dollars forty. And then he goes, oh, sorry, sir,
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  Speaker 3: so you want to get some cash out and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, no, I don't want to get cash out.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I've got to pay for that other six
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  Speaker 3: dollars forty that you know where it stopped.
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  Speaker 4: And he went all right, yes.
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  Speaker 3: So he tattooed around with the fucking teller I'm not
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  Speaker 3: choking for about two minutes and was huffing and puffing,
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  Speaker 3: and he went, oh, come on, come over to here,
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  Speaker 3: to the other tower. It was just a fucking debarcle
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  Speaker 3: and then he and then he did it again and
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  Speaker 3: he said, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Come come over to this one.
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  Speaker 3: So I went over to that teller and he was
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  Speaker 3: trying to put six dollars forty in on that and
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  Speaker 3: he just couldn't do it, and so he said, oh,
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  Speaker 3: let's just make it five. And I went, okay, let's
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  Speaker 3: just make it five. So he put five dollars. I
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  Speaker 3: paid the five dollars and then he gave me forty cents.
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  Speaker 3: Change was what the fuck is going on? This is ridiculous?
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  Speaker 3: And I just went, ah, okay, man, cold sweep, have
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  Speaker 3: a good day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh good, you don't want to bang on about it.
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  Speaker 2: And now, Kesy, can I ask you what you thought
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  Speaker 2: was going on?
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  Speaker 6: He just was at a pump where the thing would
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  Speaker 6: click off. You just had to re squeeze again it
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  Speaker 6: would start again.
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  Speaker 2: No, I thought you already, you're already full. That was
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  Speaker 2: my guest right to be fair.
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  Speaker 5: At the beginning.
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  Speaker 6: I thought he might have put not fifty dollars but five,
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  Speaker 6: but nah.
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  Speaker 4: And it was just so weird.
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  Speaker 2: What's weird about it as it wasn't your fault.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's just another strange encounter.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just one of those really stupid things.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just going. And I borrowed my wife's car.
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  Speaker 3: Well, actually my daughter wanted to borrow my car, you say,
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  Speaker 3: because she can only drive automatics. My car is automatic.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, yeah, okay, so yeah, you can borrow
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  Speaker 3: my car. And I took my wife's car and and
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  Speaker 3: I had a little Nippy's nice coffee there on the
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  Speaker 3: way in which is my habit.
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  Speaker 4: That yes, yep.
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  Speaker 3: And and then my wife was driving she went got
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  Speaker 3: her car, used to her car again today and she
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  Speaker 3: was driving my daughter to the.
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  Speaker 4: Airport to see her off.
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  Speaker 3: And then when I went to get to my car,
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  Speaker 3: there was a little Nippy's empty cart and sitting on
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  Speaker 3: my car.
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  Speaker 4: I was like passive aggressive. The fox said about Ustard.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's funny because I was about four Nippy containers
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  Speaker 3: and the passenger side. And she got in the car
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  Speaker 3: the other day and was like, oh, I see.
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  Speaker 2: I see this is what you're what you're That was
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  Speaker 2: when we used to be deep in the heart of
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  Speaker 2: our veganism. We would each of us would our cheek
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  Speaker 2: would be a full of fish. I still love all,
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  Speaker 2: but we're pretty we're pretty strict on it because we
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  Speaker 2: don't have a kid. Then, and I remember I went
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  Speaker 2: on the way home from work or something like that
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  Speaker 2: and a fill of fish combo and then get rid
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  Speaker 2: of all the evidence and all that sort of ship.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I don't want sad. And the next day
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  Speaker 2: she got in the car and she's like, what's this
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  Speaker 2: And she had the wrapper for the straw. She totally
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  Speaker 2: got me there.
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  Speaker 4: That's forensic.
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  Speaker 3: Giving me an ideas, just giving me an idea for
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  Speaker 3: the radio show.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, Bustard, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: It should be a little thing called Bustard where we
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  Speaker 3: get busted by our partners for indulging in KFC.
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  Speaker 2: Well, fairlyone gets bustard for different ship.
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  Speaker 6: My wife's got like her whole family has got this thing,
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  Speaker 6: and it's from her mum and to be fair, her
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  Speaker 6: grandma as well. Where they are feeders, and their whole
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  Speaker 6: thing is cooking amazing food, right and you're out at
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  Speaker 6: dinner and they go, I could make this, and like,
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  Speaker 6: so that's the thing. And so I am in this
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  Speaker 6: world where if I have any takeaways, I have to
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  Speaker 6: like hide it right, and I don't have.
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  Speaker 5: It just saves a bit of drama.
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  Speaker 6: And then so Lucy will be like, oh, I saw
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  Speaker 6: that you had sales pizza the other day. I saw
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  Speaker 6: that in the old and then I'm like, this is
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  Speaker 6: why I don't tell you, because I get head up
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  Speaker 6: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: There was nothing happening.
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  Speaker 6: I felt like pizza, so I got some, and I
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  Speaker 6: feel like I'm always getting busted. Yeah, although one night
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  Speaker 6: I probably told you guys about this. She woke up
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  Speaker 6: at two am, three am, and I was steamed in
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  Speaker 6: bed eating KFC.
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  Speaker 5: It's like early doors and us living together. And she
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  Speaker 5: was like, no, take that out, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I took all the wrappers.
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  Speaker 2: Anything better than having.
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  Speaker 5: I was so steamed. Yeah, and I'd walk there was
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  Speaker 5: a CAFC around the corner. I'd walk past that, ah yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then I'd taken all the wrappers off to be
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  Speaker 6: quiet and clean and beer had a big plate, and
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  Speaker 6: She's just like she woke.
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  Speaker 5: Up from the smell.
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  Speaker 4: Yeahs of roma.
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  Speaker 3: I remember it was one of the greatest things as
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  Speaker 3: a young Feller, driving in the car after getting KFC,
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  Speaker 3: which was such a treat, you know, and you'd be
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  Speaker 3: in the KFC would be sitting on the back seat
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  Speaker 3: with you and the smell so you were allowed to
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  Speaker 3: eat it till you got home sort of thing like yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 5: Good, still so good.
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  Speaker 3: The last KFC I had a ship though, was that
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  Speaker 3: we got to spend a few years for me. We
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  Speaker 3: got a bucket of chicken and it was just so dry.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, what and not very ye're not
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  Speaker 3: very fleshy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you really annoyed.
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  Speaker 5: Do you want to guess the last time I had
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  Speaker 5: KFC yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: Today?
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  Speaker 6: Come on, fellas, is it now Sunday?
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  Speaker 5: Was that two days ago?
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  Speaker 2: Three days ago? Remember?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good eating?
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  Speaker 5: It was delicious all right? Actually wrap it up there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Why not? Thanks mate?
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  Speaker 2: Jase.
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  Speaker 5: You wonder how I go to the petrol station?
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  Speaker 4: You would, you'd be very orderly.
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  Speaker 5: So what I do?
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  Speaker 4: Anal fill ap?
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  Speaker 5: There is a petrol station one off rent before mine.
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  Speaker 5: You pull off, You go into the petrol station. Sorry,
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  Speaker 5: you pull off the motorway. You go to the picture station.
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  Speaker 5: The pump at the very end is pay your own.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you see, I can't be fat.
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  Speaker 5: You put the visa card in there. It's ten cents cheaper.
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  Speaker 5: Per liter.
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  Speaker 6: If you go pay your own, you put the visa
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  Speaker 6: carda and you say, fill it up. Okay, you fill
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  Speaker 6: up your thing. It's set up to email me a
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  Speaker 6: receipt and then the top of my car and I
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  Speaker 6: drive off.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's pretty good, though, pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: Back on the on ramp, back on the motorway, then
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  Speaker 5: off to mind.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'll do fellas, from now on
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  Speaker 3: I'll fill up all right.
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  Speaker 5: We got dogs, squad money man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm blown through that, have you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What are you filming at the moment?