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1072 - Before the 90 Days (s8e1) "Now Boarding" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Mary Payne here.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: I've got Kimberly and you guys new season. Who dis see.
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: This new people? Who this new delusion? Who this new losers?
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Who new whack up jobs?
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Who is I am excited about brand new people.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: So excited. I'm not saying single one of these people
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: yet because they don't know them yet. This is the
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: first time we're seeing them. Because occasionally, like with the
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: other way, it's sometimes there's like one or two that
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: we're we've already seen, we might already be sick of.
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: This is fresh little babes that we've never seen before.
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: It's so exciting, it's so thrilling.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: Now, I mean till next week, and then I might
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: be sick of these people. I am going to get
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: to meet a lease in person, and I'm going to
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: ask her.
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: Is she going to be we will be sick of?
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: So no, No, I'm not going to ask her that.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to ask her if she was the last
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: minute edition, because I think somebody here it has to
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: drop off and then at least in this guy or
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: added in just strictly because of the headshot we get
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: of them. Where they're like back to back like an
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: eighties sitcom, and they're clearly not even in the same room. Yeah,
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: maybe the same continent.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: Well, that would be fun to see. Who is going
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: to crash and burn? Soonest, one of those non starter people.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: You know who was a non starter? I'm thinking Tyree. No,
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: did he keep looking for her on that season? Yeah,
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: but it was like it was like when.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: I can't remember, but I do know that his his
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: section was very condensed because yeah, no story because there's
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: no Yeah. Yeah, it was very sad, very sad. Anyway, Yeah,
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: they're gonna replace somebody. I'm gonna guess Laura and beer
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Can because it seems like they have a fight where
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: she's like, I never want to see you again.
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: I know, but that could be a Matt Sharp fake out.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: They goes there, we need someone who doesn't even make
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: it there.
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well we won't know.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look it up right now. I mean, I'm
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: going to look up the couples right now. We won't
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: know much until we'll get a better since next week
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: because hopefully next week, well maybe we won't, but we
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: would hope that next week we would get the next,
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: the next set of four. But let me see if
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: I can share. I must screen. Here's the gap gery
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: of our people view the gallery. I'd like to view
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: the gallery. Thank you. Okay, so now let me go
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: to share my screen, present, share screen. There we go. Okay,
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: here we are.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: So this is Jovon and annalyin. We haven't seen them yet,
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: so who cares? Right?
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: What's the age? Same age, same age? No drama, always promising. Okay,
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: this is a Viva now.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Aviva is a guy, even though like I think of
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: a Viva dresser for real Housewives of New York. Aviva
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: is the guy. No, no, no, no, no no no no,
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: rewind sorry.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: Aviva is the girl and her aunt goes and Stig
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: is a international soldier boy. Yes, pop star, yes no alternative?
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah forget I said that. Yes, you're right because I
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: think it threw me off in the preview when they
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: had the aunt saying Aviva something something, and I thought
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: she was referring to him. Okay, no, got it. Okay,
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: Aviva is the girl, she's very cute, and he is
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: soldia boy. He Stig. The artists is what.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Is the artists? Okay?
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, we haven't seen them yet. Okay, here we go,
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Laura and Beer can Now this.
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: Is a this is a bad I don't like anything
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: about this. They're not gonna make it, they're not gonna progress,
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: but it's going to be entertaining.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: Agreed. Okay, And here we have Emma and her wig
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: and zeed Uh. Now they're already off to a rough start.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: When I did episode of Chris Farra's podcast, Vanity Farah
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: it's in the same feet as docu Sweety's, it's just
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: her podcast alone now called Vanity Farah, I did her
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: first episode ever, exciting, exciting, and we had so many
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: upclose screenshots of this hair situation. We were like, the
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: part is like brown is the different color than you're
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: skin like? We had so mini screen shows and studying it,
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: like is it a tape in under? I sent like
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: two pictures Sakeisha Akisha goes. Even my white husband looked
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: at that and said, that is a wig. I cannot
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: believe you have any questions.
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: I was like, and I knew it was a wig,
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: and I never know. I do not have good wig dar.
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: I don't either, I really don't. But when she was
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: doing that puppy yoga her. She had a Teresa Judicce
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: It's on life. Yes, it was mid forehead. Meanwhile, she's
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: talking to her twin sister whose whose hair part was
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: way way back and.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: If you looked at the sister's part, it was like
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: a skin color, like a skin Manhattan and seeing the
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: sun like super white. And so anyway, the amount of
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: time that Chris and I spent on it, Akeisha was like,
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: you should have spent eleven seconds on that, Like, have
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: I taught you nothing? She was upset that I was
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: questioning it. Then we have Forst and Sena so interesting.
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: Somebody asked me if Forrest had no top teeth, but
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: you can clearly see in this picture he does have
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: top teeth. He just has a kind of a weird
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: smile where you can't really see a teeth.
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I am very hopeful for these two.
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: I'm rooting for them until we meet her, and then
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: I probably won't be.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, who do we have next? Okay? Rick and Tricia. No,
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: and by the way, I don't know who face tuned
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: him here in this picture, but no, sir no, no,
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: sir no.
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: We have lots of face tuning going on with a
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: lot of the men who are sending photos to the ladies.
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: It was and who spoke wisdom about it, spoke truth
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: to power. Big Ed, who I despised still, was on
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: pillow Talk and he said, look at that model photo.
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: That means he's broke, and so he was. He said,
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: these young guys that were sitting so we have Emma's
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: guy who was sending photos that he looks nothing like
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: that guy in the photos. It was such a fake model.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: He looks so much better in this picture than he
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: does well from what we saw him, Emma's guy in person.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: He is not cute, not cute. And then there was
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: another guy that was sending photos that were like model ish.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah that guy be beer.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Can't look at that picture compared to the picture what
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: she was showing us.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, are these They were like ad non
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: wanna be models, So Tiger Lilly and ad like that.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: It's so fake, Yeah, Rebecca zed fake Lisa and Daniel.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: It looks to be another baby girl. He's the situation
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: or a Kimbally and we you know, we love you, Kimberly.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: But there's a new level to this which we saw
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: in the preview. Did you watch the beginning part where
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: it's like coming up.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: Wait, she's been married five times and has spent twenty
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: one years living as a lesbian. This is what I'm
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: reading exactly. She's been married five times, five.
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: To five failed lesbian marriages. This is her first man
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: in how many years or ever?
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Thirty?
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, wow, So I don't even know what we
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: call that. That's not even a baby girl, Lisa. That's
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: a whole new plot that we've never seen before.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: No, this is a plot we haven't seen, so thank you, well,
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: Wait, who's the colorful hair girl from Australia and Stephanie
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: who farted in a jar? Stephanie was new to dating women,
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: but it's not quite the same thing.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Her Instagram name is Glitterbuggin, but I don't know what
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: her name is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was cute though, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Oh I didn't see I didn't even
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: read that because they haven't been on my screen yet.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know because I try not to spoil things,
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: and I think that's well for these two.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: But that guy, the guy she's dating, the guy that
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: she's sleeping with for the first time, male she he
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: doesn't know about her history and he's from like conservative
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: African Nigeria, so it's not gonna go well.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: And she looks better in this picture than from what
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: we saw on our screen. He's pretty cute, so.
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: I yeah, and much younger. Yeah, and all this is
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: all bad. And then here, you know, okay, this is
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: the photo you were talking about.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, come on, let's talk about the.
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: Photo like, yeah, they're not No.
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  Speaker 1: They're not in the same room.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: Country is way prettier than that photo.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: That's not a great photo of her when everybody else
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  Speaker 1: has got photoshop. Yeah, like what are we doing? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: so let me close that, take that off. Okay, I'm
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: so glad that I was able to share my screen
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: like that. Look at me technology just jumping right into
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: Look. Also, it's probably fun for people listening to the
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: audio version.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what, guys, videos where it's at
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: just kidding. You know who we're talking about. We said
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: the names, So let's get started, because we do. They
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: are new, and so we don't. We can't zip past
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: anything because everything's new to us.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: So before the ninety Day season eight, episode one, now
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  Speaker 1: Boarding Ding Ding now Boarding Now boarding headed two. We're
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: going to the Philippines, we're going to Turkey, we're going
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: to Madagascar, and we're going to Morocco. Okay, that's what
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: point on this episode. So we're going to start. You're
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: going to start with Forrest and Sena, and I will
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: say where he's from is spelled d A L L
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: e s. But he called it the dolls, like the
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: d A L L dolls the day, but not the
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: as the dolls. I don't know. I don't know. I
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: know nothing about Organ.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't even write down the cities. So he's from Oregon.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: That's all I got. Forrest. His his name is Forrest.
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: He's not from the fort Well, he's also from there's
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: forest there. He is thirty two, and Sina is forty,
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: so she's a bit older. From the Philippines. We start
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: with creepy piano tinkering, very psycho, very serial killer music,
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: and a man is walking around his house. He's cooking
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: breakfast and someone is watching him and we're seeing their
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: hands eating popcorn as they're watching him.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Creepfilly, yeah yeah.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: And then a female voice says, don't burn the eggs
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: like last time, baby bear. Okay, I can't with the
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: baby bear. So this is Forrest. His house is covered
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: in cameras. His hero shot is him installing a security
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: camera in his living room. He seems tall and nerdy,
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: his clothes are ill fitting. There's a lot going on
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: with Forest. But I was here for him. I was
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: instantly rooting for him. He shows the breakfast to the
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: camera like, look, I made eggs, and she and they
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh hi, baby, love you, baby, love you,
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: baby bear. And so he says his house is smart,
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: is a smart house. He has censors everywhere, and just
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: see proof of that. He has one of those fancy
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: garbage cans that you hold your hand over and it.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Opens one but they never changed the battery, so you
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: still have to lift it.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Also, he has either a fly trap or a hummingbird
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: feeder above his kitchen sink. Could not tell what it was.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: I saw that now, I was like, is that outside
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: and it's hummingbirds? Or is it above the kitchen sink
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: and it's.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: For bunks inside?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: To me, so there's a lot going on in that kitchen.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: That's another thing. Kristin so was she paused and we
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: really tried to figure out what was doing the tablecloth
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: is a deer. It was a deer, have a cloth.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: There was framed photos on top of the fridge. Oh,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure who could see those. There's lots of fun.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Well, he's tall.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess it was. It was interesting, it was listening.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: You got you gotta make use of your space.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So he says some people might think it's weird,
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: but I like having she no watch me because what
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: if I fall?
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: What's she gonna do?
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: From the Philippines, imagine that call to the police. Well,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: I watched my boyfriend on security footage all day long
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: and he fell. I live in the Philippines, so he
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: lives his life on Filipino time so that he can
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: spend the most amount of time with her. So he
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: goes to bed at four am with blackout curtains and
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: he sleeps until three or four. He's getting twelve hours
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: of sleep.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I was fascinated by the twelve hours of sleep. I
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: was like, wow, was that lollis?
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: I would love that. And they then start their day
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: together and his bed is covered with teddy bears, including
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: a huge one, and he says the panda is Sheena,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: And I was like, is that racist? Do you think
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: she lives in China?
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: What's happening? No, because that's the biggest one. So that
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: would be his spouse, and all the other ones would
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: be the children.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said. The little ones are like our kids
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: that we're going to have in the future. So he
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: tells Siri, if we ever want to get sexy time,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: this is what I do. Siri play sexy Mode and
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: it's like nineteen twenties music.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: It was not I was thinking like Luther Vandross or something,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: but now it was. But he liked it. Listen, he
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: got down to it.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: He starts dancing and driving and jitterbugging, and there's colorful
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: lights flashing around the house because it's all on the
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: smart thing. Yeah, so he said, at first, sexy Time
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: was awkward when she told him strip down your clothes, boy,
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: and he was embarrassed, but he did and she loved
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: his flab.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: And that's listen, in life, all we need is somebody
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: to love our flab.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, that is beautiful and I need some Yes,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: we're all that's what we're looking for. I'm going to
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: make it a cross stitch, just looking for someone to
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: love my flab. He loved her curves. It made his
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: heart flutter, and then he proceeds to almost have an
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: orgasm on camera.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: More than once. There's another time that he also does,
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is so much sex talk on
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: this first episode with this guy.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's just even talking about it. It doesn't
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: even matter that there's cameras there. Well, now he probably
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: associates having an orgasm with the camera there, so it
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter that the TLC cameras are there and camera
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: dinner in his house.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: True.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: So they have been dating for seven years and he
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: has finally saved up enough money to visit her. Wow,
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: job the economy, this is a really that we just
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Americans can't travel like they used to the economy.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: He's paying for maybe for three people to go, So yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: That's I don't Is he paying for his mom and
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: his stepdad to go?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Are they really not?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: They seem nice, They seem kind of nice, kind of.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: So his mom, Molly comes over and yells to the camera, Hey, Shina,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: oh the camera creeps me out. So his mom and
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: stepdad are coming with him. His mom is hard headed
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: and opinionated and blunt, and he's very nervous that she's
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: going to ruin things. And she says, I'm going to
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: take you to the store so that you get what
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: you need to be prepared. You're going to like this place.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: And so they get in the car and she says,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: do you remember where I took you when you turned eighteen?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: We're going back there and he says, the sex shop.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: What. So it's shocking. It's shocking. And listen, we learn
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: more as we go and it makes more sense. But
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: doesn't No, it doesn't. I mean no, it doesn't. She's
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: just like, he's never done it. So I'm trying to
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: like give him some help. I'm like, this is not
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: the place to do that. Maybe a book with some photos.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those sex said books where there people
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: have like all that eighties body hair.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: She says, it's been seven years. You need to get
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: her something special, and she says, I discovered when he
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: was a teen, he had found the little stash of
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: magazines and videos and things that things. What kind of
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: things toys my husband and I had?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Are they videos of them? Right?
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't Or is it porn? I hope
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: it's just porn? And so I told him that I
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: would take him to the shop when he turned eighteen,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: but he had to stay out of my stuff.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: So crazy. How old was he when he found it?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Like sixteen?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. She just said teen, okay. Did they
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: have like a big calendar counting down until he turned eighteen?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: And it's just so cringe.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: So he goes, I don't know, like laingerie and she's like, perfect,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: we'll get something with a little thong and he says, mom, stop,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna run off the road, picturing her in a thong.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: And second second almost accident.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Second almost accident in his pants and on the road.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: So then we could do get a little more to
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: put The pieces are coming together. He has autism and ADHD,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: and he was struggling socially. His mom added him to
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: a social media group. We don't know what that social
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: media group was. Was it for people with autism or ADHD,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: we don't know. But right away he met Sheena and
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: he replied to one of her posts. That's when they
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: started talking. So it's the mom's fault this whole thing.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's never made clear if Sheena was in
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: this group because she also has autism and ADHD or
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: parents and put her in a group. I don't know right.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: So Mom tells him, you know, you really need to
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: go slow, and I was like, well, it's been seven years.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: She says, you know, when you're in person, it could
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: be different. She tells us, I've never seen my son happier.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: But I don't trust Sheena, and he could be taken
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: advantage of this trip could be a disaster, and I'm
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: gonna have to save him from this. So they go
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: to the sex shop and he's doing this new hero move,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: which was this like dancing thing, like they did him
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: dirty with that setting him dance for us for us?
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe he was like, I just wanted
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: to let you know him a good dancer and if
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: you'd like, I could do it. And they're like, all right,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: why not. It's not always blame production.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: They just taste that footage.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I agree it's not cute, but.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, maybe somebody thinks it's cute. Maybe Sheina
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: thinks it's cute. So they go to the sex shade,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: the sex shop, and uh, first of all, I'm obsessed
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: with the sex shop worker. She's adorable and I was
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: shipping her in forest because she seems to think he
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: is cute and sweet.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: So yeah, she could show him a fingertip cure.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: She makes her own money, yea, so she could teach
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: you a thing or two. He would just look at
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: her and have an accident. So they she's like, what
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: size are we looking for? And he says Sheina is
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: five feet and two hundred pounds, and Bob says, forrest,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: she's shapely, and the worker says queen size, and he says,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I just she's perfect for me.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: And I didn't like how they were like gosh, forest,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: like they made him feel bad when he just was
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: saying the truth. They said what size is she? And
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: he's using what he knows of her measurements, but they
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: were like forest, as if it was a bad thing.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: And he said he did say, he goes, oh, I
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: say things rude. She's perfect to me, you know, And yeah,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: he didn't know that that would be considered bad in
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: any way. He's just literally telling you what size she is.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, right right, he hasn't learned. He doesn't know
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: there's euphemisms like shapely or size beautiful as I say,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: or queen size as now I'm going to say, I
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: like queen. So I like queen size. So, but that
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: implies a queen could not be a skinny minnie. A
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: skinny mini can be just as queenly, it's just you're
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: going to more twin size. I'm going too far with it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: So the mom and the lady start showing him lingerie,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: which I thought he was going to have an accident
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: right in the store, and he thank god mom's there,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: but maybe not. I don't know. Maybe he's not having
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: an accident because mom is there. That's the only thing
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: stopping him. So he's like, I don't know, that's why
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: my mom is here.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: And the worker's like, it's adorable that your mom is
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: helping you. And I was like, see, she's not weirded
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: out that the mom is here. Maybe they could date.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Well, no, they're not going to date. But I did
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: like how he expressed he said, he goes this is
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: a lot for me. It's overwhelming, cause you have to
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: imagine somebody with autism goes into a store like this
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: and it's a huge store. Yeah, So I liked how
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: he was like, this is just like a lot for me,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: like somebody else should pick, Like I would like to
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Yes, more reasons than one.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: So Forrest tells us that he and Sheena been having
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: sexual intercourse over the camera. Okay, but he's never really
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: slept with the woman. He has never kissed a woman
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: besides his mom and grandma, and he doesn't think that counts.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: It doesn't You're right, Forrest, it doesn't count unless you
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: were frenching. And then we have a lot of issues
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: and I would like to talk to social services. So
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: he says, Sina is also a virgin. We'll see. I
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: hope she's the forty year old virgin. Yeah. So they
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: are planning to do it when he gets there, and
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: it's going to be super satisfying and long. I'm sure.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: But so the mom says, I'll be with you during
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: your thick and thin through this whole trip, and I
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: was like, I hope not during the sex parts.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: She says, I.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Love Shena, but there's something fishy with the parents. She's
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: been very dishonest and I am afraid that they are scammers.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: So she says Sheina had a bank account that she
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: set up so that she and Forrest could save money
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: and start their life together. But then Sheena said her
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: parents had access to that bank account and stole all
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: of the money out of it. Yeah, and this is crazy.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: And then Forrest told her start a new account and
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: don't share it with your parents, don't give them any money.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: And four years later they took the money again. Wow,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I have concerns. I don't know if what of this
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: is true?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Is sheina just telling him this and she took the money?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Was their money with the putting into like, I don't know.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: So Mom asks Forrest did she ever start the new account?
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: And he says, she told me she did, and I
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: trust her completely. I think her parents are scammers and
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: manipulated her. She is Cinderella. Don't know what he meant
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: by that, but he thinks she's a fairy princess and
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: it's the parents that are the bad ones and they
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: are manipulating their innocent daughter. So he tells his mom
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: he might stay longer after she and the stepdad go home,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: and Mom is not happy. Molly is like, no, no, no, no, no,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: she's Michael Scott. When he finds out Topia is back. No,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: this is not the path for you, No, this is
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: bull mallarchy it's total bull mallarchy.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed the use of bull mallarchy. I've before.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I loved it. She several times uses a non cussword
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: where a cussword would have been appropriate. So maybe that's
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: the way she raised him, like we do us so,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: but we do take our sons to the sex chef.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: So there is the line there, right. So she's like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: whose idea was it for you to stay longer? And
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: he says me and Sheena And she's like, oh okay,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I get it now. And he's like, I decided on
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: my own to stay though, and she's like, it just
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: makes no sense. And he says, well, things are hard,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: get like getting a visa will be hard, and I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: can help her, you know, when I'm there. And the
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: mom says her parents are putting the roadblocks there, and
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: he says, I'm going to remove the parents from the
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: situation and I'll be in the driver's seat. Is he
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: going to kill them?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Is it going to murder them? Watch too much Dateline?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: But maybe so I know.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: So he says, I'm an adult and a grown man,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: and I can make my own decisions, and I'm gonna
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: go and rescue Sheena again. This fairy princess things nice. Also,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: even a nice guy with autism can have white savior
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: since Rome, I guess.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: But man, seven years. Yeah, I've never seen each other.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And twice she's saved up money for the kwan or
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: whatever twice, and twice it's fallen through. I am praying
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: that this is okay, and they are like gonna be
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: a real legit couple.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: And I'm praying, but I have I have a little
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: not in my stomach that makes me me to like
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: my antenna's going up. So Mom warns him they have
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: sena under their thumbs and they'll put you there too,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: And I can't protect you if I'm not there. Once
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: you're there, she's gonna keep you there. Oh, Forrest, it's
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: so wonderful, you should stay. And then once the nookie
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: scene starts, all bets are off. Once you've had that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not. She makes this weird like round cookie monster
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: noise that wouldn't want to leave that.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: When I heard her say that, I was like, I
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: wonder how Kimberly's gonna.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to spell it. I was like
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: people on pillow Talk were saying, meow, meow, like meow,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: meow like a cat, but it was more like a yeah, yeah,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: when you get that yan yeah and ah, I think,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: But she's right.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Once he gets that Yanya, he's gonna want to say
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: that nookie.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: So she's like, this is my worst nightmare. Forrest wants
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: to be an adult. But here we go. There's always
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: they're really upping the ante with each of these couples.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: This man has been scammed before. So before Sina, he
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: was scammed by a girl in Indonesia. He was sending
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: her all of his money and he went to see
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: her alone without the mom and it fell apart. We
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: don't know what fell apart means. We don't know is
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: the girl even real? Was this a Caesar situation where
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: she was real but never showed up. We don't know.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: But she says I failed to keep him safe last time,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: and so I can't fail this time. So they decide
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: they're gonna see how it goes and to see if
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: he will stay longer without the mom.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Once they get there, what's thirty two minus seven.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Thirty twenty five? Yeah?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Five? You got it?
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Wow, that took just twenty five.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty two minus seven is twenty five mm hmm.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I can't believe I didn't get it. That's embarrassing.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Okay. So thirty two minus seven is twenty five. So
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: when he was twenty five, he went to Indonesia and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: then he right away started dating the girl friend the
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Philippines has been dating her for seven years?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Is that what we're No, we don't. It could have
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: been when he was twenty four or twenty three.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: It would be an overlap, I wonder.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he got more serious with Sheena after the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: first girl dumped him.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Interesting, I know, I'm just very I don't know.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned. I'm concerned.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I'm concerned. I have a lot of concerns.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of concerns. Well, let's move to Laura,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: who I think looks like Laura Lenny and oh beer Can.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Now my close captions were just calling him beer Can. Yeah,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: beer beer you can? Yeah, but it is beer Can,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I think. Yeah. If I say it wrong, I'm sorry.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I'll get it right by maybe the third episode. So
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Laura and beer Can. She's a fifth grade teacher from Vancouver, Washington.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: We see here talking to Ai about her outfit, what
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: to wear and then she's asking Ai what she should eat,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: and then I'm like, is this going to be like
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: her and her boyfriend is in the phone.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: But no, no, she asked, she's just ruining the the
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: rainforest with all of the I don't know. It's bad
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: for the environment. That's all I've heard.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: It is my daughter says the same, and our turkishman
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: well endowed, and her Ai says, I can't talk about that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: That's beyond my scope.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: She needs like a new friend because this, I think
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: she was annoying the Ai with all these questions. Where
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: should I go for lunch? What should I eat? I
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: don't want a salad? Like get a just to have
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: an opinion yourself? Do you call your friends with every
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: what should I wear? What color should I? I hate it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: It was funny because she goes. Somebody told me, if
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you used AI, you know you don't bug your friends
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: as much. I was like, well, if you ask a
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: lot of questions like this, I would bug your friends.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Just make your own decisions exactly. She tells us she
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: loves to read dark, smutty fantasy novels and she's dabbled
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: in writing. She reads a sum now. Chris said she
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: thinks when you say dark, smutty fantasy novels, it's like
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: were wolves and vampire sex.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it usually is. If it is the word fantasy
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: is there. She might have meant fantasy as like, it's
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: my fantasy. It's a fantasy of like a high eye
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: sweeps you away, or yeah, exactly, but usually I feel
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: like it's a vampire or something like that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, are her students gonna see this or her parents
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: her parents of the students, or to parent teacher conference
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: And you're like, wait a minute.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I mean I remember the days where, like on like
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Law and Order, like a teacher would be found on
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: like a dating site with naughty photos or they got
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: catfished or something, and then like yeah, threatened to release
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the naughty photos, and then they'd get fired just for
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: dating somebody and their photos being stolen. And this woman
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: is openly reading her smundy fiction on TV.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Well, Jasmin got fired, that's so, she says that she does.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: We don't always believe her. She tells us she's had
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: bad luck with men. She was married briefly at twenty
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: one and it didn't work out, no other information given.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: And she found a good friend named Michael. They met
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: playing pickleball, and the more they started hanging out, the
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: more they realized they have so much in common. They hike, bike, kayak, line, dance, cook,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: they have great conversation and really he's become her best friend.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: He's just an incredible person. So we see them playing pickleball,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: so we're like, huh, so, what's the story here? So
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: she tells her pickleball friend. So she and Michael are
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: playing pickleball with this other couple and she tells them,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: you guys won't see me for a while because I've
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: been dating this guy in Turkey. I'm going to be
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: out of town. And they're like what. She goes, yeah,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not dating Michael, and he kind of laughs, goes,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I can't compete with you know, tall, dark and handsome,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: six foot or whatever, and she goes, yeah. She goes,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the craziest thing that is he's young, and they're like,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: how young? Twenty six? As a reminder, she's forty seven.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't like it, big different, don't like it. Don't
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: like it. To Tate, one of her fifth graders, some
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: men at that age have the emotional maturity of a
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: fifth grader.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And she goes, you know, he's young, but he doesn't
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: come across as twenty six. He's like a real manly man,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: you know, and he's hot. And they said, what does
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: he do for work? Well, it's hard in Turkey, so
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: he works a lot in cafes and Michael goes so
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: he's like a barista.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: And she tells us, you know, yes, people do assume
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Michael and I are dating, but my actual boyfriend is
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: beer Khan. Beer Can is what our screen says, Beer Khan,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and he lives in Turkey. I met him on Snapchat.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: She gives this whole story about how she went on
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Snapchat trying to find a fun Christmas filter for her
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Christmas card. What she didn't know is that there's like
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: a find a friend part of Snapchat that and she
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: immediately started getting messages by all these guys. I didn't
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: know anything about this with Snapchat. She turned it off.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not even on Snapchat. What the freak does she
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: have in common with the twenty five year old barista? Nothing?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: She what do you know about him? She just says
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: he's hot. Hot, that's all hot. He's hot, he's a
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: bad boy, he's hot, he's mature. Just admit that you
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: want a fuck boy, that you're being a sex tourist, Like,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: don't act like you're gonna go meet your future husband. Like, yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: that's annoying to me. Just because she's a woman doesn't
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: mean they can't be as gross as some of the
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: men on this show. Women's lib says, we can.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: She says beer Khan has a bad boy aesthetic. He's tall,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: he has good hair, he has a smoking hot neck tattoo,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: an absolute male main character energy, straight off the pages
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: of a romance novel. And then we see like a
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: picture of a romance. No, well, that says the boy
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: with the neck tattoo.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty funny. She has not said one thing about
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: his personality.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: No how nice he is to her or anything.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: No, no, nothing.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Then we get Michael into talking head and he says, yes,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: people think we're a couple, but we're best friends. We're
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: partners all day long. But when I met her, she
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: was engaged, so I've never thought of her like that.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: We get no information about her being engaged.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well she didn't she say she was married once
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: and engaged? Did she say she was engaged once? Since
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: she I didn't hear that part, Okay, I thought she
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: had said something, yeah, but no information.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: So he says, so I never thought of her like that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: But I am worried that beer Kan is going to
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: get in the way of our relationship. And I do
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: worry about losing her, you know, as a friend. So
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: now they're at the apartment making their special protein boar
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: recipe that they came up with together, of course, and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: she's saying, I don't know what the food will be
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: like there. I want to take a lot of these
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: with me, And she says her health and fitness is
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: very important to her. During the pandemic, she gained a
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: lot of weight. She went up to three fifty pounds,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and now she's lost a one hundred and forty pounds
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: in fourteen months with just diet and exercise. And I say,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: good for you, go girl, that's a lot.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: I say that seems too fast, and I am concerned.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Oh wish that's good for her. It's like ten pounds
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: a month.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty fast.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she says, but I still have some insecurities about
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: my weight. You know, a lot of people do. And
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: so Michael says, so, how are you feeling like about
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: if I come with you to Turkey, remember, and she
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: tells us, like he told us, he told me initially
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: he wanted to come. I was like, great, but now
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I'm rethinking it. And he goes, look, I could fly
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: there last minute. If you get there and you need me,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I'll come and be with you there if you need
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: me to, and Michael goes, look, I mean, I know
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the guy doesn't like me, but he could just meet
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: me if I'm going to stay in your life, like,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: he's got to get to know me, if we're going
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: to be friends. Laura tells us beer Khan doesn't like
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: that she has a male friend because men know men,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: and she can kind of understand that, but Michael is
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: the person she spends the most time with. So yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think any man would not like it
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: if your best friend is another is a straight male
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: who is not married, or you haven't known since you
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: were six years old. I think I think bier Khan
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: is right. Men no men, and probably this guy likes you,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: which he does, so Laura says to him, to Michael, look,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: we both knew if either one of us ever met
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: someone that everything with us would change. It's like we're
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: in a relationship. Michael but not the physical, physical aspect
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: of it. And I don't know where you want it
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: to go because you don't say talking to She says,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: it's always been confusing to me, and since it was
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: mixed signals, he always gave me mixed signals. I've just
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I just put it away in my mind and said
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: we'll just keep it as best friends. But since I've
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: been with ber Khan, Michael's been acting different. He like
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: held my head hand, he recently took me on. All
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I can say is it was a date, but he
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: refuses to accept it or acknowledge it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: So it is I don't like this total mixed signals, yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: or like I want what I want my cake and
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: eat it too, or I don't know what I want
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: until someone else has her that's it.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So she says, look, I know you want all
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: my time and attention like a girlfriend, but you're afraid
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: to go all in and take the risk because you
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: don't want to get hurt. And it can't go both ways.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I need a man that I can like depend on
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: and can be there for me. So this twenty six
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: year old Turkey.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Is the guy right exactly.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: And he starts crying and he says, I really appreciate
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: our whole relationship. And she goes and holds his hand,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: and he says, growing up with the birth defect has
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: been hard on him, and he learned to reject people
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: before they could reject him. And she I understand that,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: and he says, but now you're saying we have an
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: expiration date, but you told me you would never leave.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: And in the talk of it, she goes, he's so
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: afraid to let people get close, and I don't think
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: he's going to ever admit how he really feels. So yeah,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I do worry I'm choosing the wrong guy, but I
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: don't want to lose and I don't want to lose
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: my friendship with Michael to be with beer Can. So
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: she's in a real pickle here, not really because beer
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Can lives in Turkey, But what is it with Michael.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Michael has put up walls because he obviously had. I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: think what he had. From what I can see, it
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: looks like he had a cleft palate that's been repaired,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and that's.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Well, it's something on his nose.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Well, he speaks nasally, and so I think it's from
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: inside in the cleft palate and a lot of times
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: that does affect your you do have it, you're like
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: your noses sideways. I have a friend who had it
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: and she adopted a daughter from China who had it
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: because she was like, I can understand this girl probably
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: wouldn't get adopted otherwise. So I know it like a
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: smdge about it, but so I think I do believe
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: that's what he has no idea, but it is super
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: super interesting that now he wants her because she's found
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: like this young hot boyfriend. But it's really no competition.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: What's she gonna tell a beer Can like, Oh, I'm
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: not gonna spend any time with Michael, and then spend
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: all her time with Michael. How's he gonna know? Right?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I think she gave him a perfect opening. Yeah, I
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: think if in that if she said I'm lay it
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: out on the table, like I think I know how
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: you feel, but like she would have said I'm not,
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: I'll break up with I feel like she would have
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: broken up with beer Can and not gone. If Michael
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: had just said I want you to be with me.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I want to pursue this romantically scared of being hurt. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: and hee didd he is scared, like, then what if
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I get rejected and then I've lost the whole friendship? Right?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: You know again this is a touchy situation. Yeah, well
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: we're not going to solve it today. So let's move
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: on to Rick H. Fifty two and Tricia H. Twenty five.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: No, what do you have in common with her? Rick?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: You look like Michael Straight.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: You're very cute, and you do not look fifty two,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: but still you are fifty two and you are in
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: a different point in your life than Tricia. And that's clear.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: So Rick is from California. We have another I think
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: it's La again. We have La La people. So, and
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Tricia's from Madagascar. So we're seeing a lot of fake hair,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: ponytails and mannequin heads. And we meet Rick in his
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: hero shot. He's pushing one of those weight things. What
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: are they? You know, like football play?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: it's called either, but like you run behind it with weights.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, pushing it down an alley in his hero shot,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: so he is online, he's doing a sale. He runs
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: like He's like, hey, gals, it's tax day, save twenty
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: percent off with save twenty and save pink shade twenty
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: hello lash. Yes, so on hair and wig products. His
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: ex wife, one of them was a hair stylist, so
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: he ordered good quality hair from India and I guess
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: resells it. And the business is seasonal for some reason.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah why A There are no seasons in LA, so
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I do not know what seasonal means. The hair is
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: year round, so maybe people spend more after they get
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: their paychecks or their tax refunds, but it still could
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: be a year round business.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: They can't wait until next tax season to get more
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: hair exactly, got to redo it every few months.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It's not like pe put snow tires on
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: people's cars that's seasonal. It's not like he owns a
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Christmas tree farm that is seasonal, yes, or a pumpkin
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: patch that's seasonal. So.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I used to have a boyfriend that had a pumpkin
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: patch really yeah, and all my friends called him the
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: pumpkin farmer.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Nor so he did he have haunted hay rides and
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: stuff because.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I like that, Okay, just like Woody Harrelson. So everybody
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: called him Woody.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Oh I thought they called him pumpkin patch cap.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, everybody that he knew called him woody, but
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: like my friends called him the pumpkin farmer. Okay, as
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: a derogatory term. Then I hope he's not listening. Shout
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: out Philip.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: So the business is seasonal for some reason that we
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: don't understand. But he is a hustler. He works other jobs.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: He teaches tap and we see him doing like a
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: private lesson and crazy. He's good. Yeah, his mom loved
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Shirley Temple movies and so he put she put him
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: and his siblings in it. But he was like the
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: only boy at the tap of recitals or something, so
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: he was the star. I'm sure it was adorable. So
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: he has five children. Three are grown, two are little
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: from his most recent marriage. We don't know about the
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: other the three, if they're from. There's more to the
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: story that we found out that one of us who
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: sent that to us.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I saw it on starkasm stark asm ig is where
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I saw it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So there were six children but one it's.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: So we don't know where the child. There was a child
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: that died, Yeah, and we don't know where that child
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: falls in line here. The child died in twenty thirteen.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: The child will now be fifteen. So that was that
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: a child of the one of his wife or was
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: there did he have the older children with the first
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: wife or where there are many marriages or baby mama's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: it's all unclear. Let's just focus on the two little
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: ones he's got now, because the other story is very dark.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Go find it all dark asm.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Ig And it's a very poorly written article that less
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: more questions than this.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think it.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Was written by Ai. Yes, but I didn't understand it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: So he is playing with his two little ones, who
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: are very cute, and one says like they're building things
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: at the plate area and he's like. The little one says,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: are we building Madagascar? So they know about the girlfriend
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: and he says, you know, I'm going to see daddy's
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: girlfriend Tricia in Madagascar. I'm going to meet her. And
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: the producer asked him where she's from in Madagascar. He's like, Okay,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: it's v V. It has a V with there's two e's, no,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: there's wait, there's several hang on. What's the He's googling
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: what's the capital of Madagascar? He's googling and then he
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: tries to pronounce it. He can't pronounce it. It's very sad.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: He likes this girl's boobs. Okay, that's just what I'm getting.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: You do not even know what city she's from. She's
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: so cute though, she is adorable. So he was traveling
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: abroad and he met two women from Madagascar, and he
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: didn't know that it was a real place outside of
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: the cartoon, but he learned from them that it's an
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: islandation off the east coast of Africa. And he thought,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: these ladies, girls young, I feel like they were clear unclear,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: were so beautiful and he thought, oh, I bet all
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: the women look like this from Madagascar. So he went
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: on an international dating site and searched Madagascar. So look
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: at what you did, young hot ladies from Madagascar. So
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: he video chats with her the kids. She says hi
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: to the kids. The kids are like, hi, Tricia. So
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: they seem to know each other, and he says he
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: thought she was so cute. They started, you know, getting
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: really close, and she says to him, your kids are
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: so cute. We will have beautiful babies together. And I
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: was like, you haven't even met yet, okay. So so
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: he's like, okay, yeah, let's well, I already have five,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: you know, And she's like, but you only have two
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: little ones? What's the problem. Aren't you gonna put one
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: in me when you come?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Well? I did like that he was forthcoming to be like, yeah,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: not so into that.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, we should talk about that when I
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: get there.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Listen after Robert of Robert and Annie. I am just
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: happy he told her how many kids he has the truth? Right, Yeah,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: he told her the truth. So he says to us,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: our relationship is not ready for kids because I don't
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: trust her. A few weeks ago, she ghosted me out
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: of nowhere, and after five days she finally picked up
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: the phone and I asked her about it. She won't
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: tell me. I press her on it and she gets angry.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: So I do not know what happened during those five days.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: So next we're at a family barbecue. They're talking about sports.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Rick comes over wearing a flannel tank top thing because
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: this man loves to show off those guns.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: And he is shaped like an upside down triangle.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: He is one of those shape He could play football. Y.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: So he skips lug day.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. His sister, his brother in law, his dad,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: his oldest son, are at the barbecue. They are a
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: close family. They love playing dominoes, teasing each other. They
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: ask him about his trip and he says, I'm so excited.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I was really convinced that I wanted to marry her.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: But a few weeks ago she ghosted me. She when
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I finally reached her, she said her brother wrecked her
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: motorcycle and she was dealing with the police because of it.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, her ex boyfriend accused her
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: of robbing his family's home and so she was dealing
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: with the police for that as well. Okay, and she
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: said it was all a misunderstanding and she cleared her name.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: But he's very suspicious, so is the family. With good reason,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: so am I. And she's like, I don't know. I
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: thought maybe she was cheating on me. And they're like, well,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the ex is clearly still in the picture. Is she
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: could she go back with him? And he says, I
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: don't know. The ex has money, and that makes me
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: really in secure because I'm on a budget. My hair
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: is seasonal for some reason, and.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I still don't know why, and that's a huge mystery.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Tap dancing also seasonal, like what yeah, yeah, Also, you
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: got a lot of kids.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sorry, I'm swamp right now. It's a it's
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: tap dancing season, like.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Not to be confused, not to begins with the hair season. Yeah,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: hair season.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't overlap. Those two weeks that they overlap
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: is in mid March is very stressful time, bru. So
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: he says he has a lot of questions when he
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: visits her, why are you even visiting her?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, because if you don't have any money, or are
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you flying to Madagascar?
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: It's so far, it's so far. I just feel like
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: these people always think that these conversations are better in person,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: so they're always like, I'm going to tell them the
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: truth when I get there.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I'm going to.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Seal when I get there to pay for them probably, Yeah,
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: but then you're humiliated on TV sometimes, so it's a
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: trade off. Yeah, okay, So there's more though, Oh boy,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: he has a secret. When he didn't hear from her
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: in those five days. Yes, keep in mind it wasn't
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: like ten weeks. In five days, he didn't hear from her,
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: and something happened that he hasn't told her about. He
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: made a choice, and sometimes you make a choice that
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: haunts you. So he clearly cheated. Yes, because he did
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: not hear from her for five days or three days
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: if it happened day three, So that was that's what
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: solid ground their relationship is on. That three days of
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: no contact makes you put your willy in something else.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Well, or he went back on the app and found
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: another girlfriend from Madagascar.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and while he's there, he's going to do it
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: two versus TLC's paying for it. He's gotta swing viye.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Like watch his face. That was barely on the show.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: He was He was one of the short ones his
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: season was truncated. He went with one, but then she
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: dumped him, so he went with another one that he
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: had been talking to last either. Oh my god.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, well listen already we're off to a banger of
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: a start. So now we've got say.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: With one of his exes. Was it with his baby mama,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: the the two little ones? Maybe we don't know. I
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: don't know, we don't know. We're gonna find out.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to Emma and z Ed.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: So the girl's a handful.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I'm fascinated. I did post a thing on my story
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: about Emma and her sister looked like a before and
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: after picture, Like who's the sister is the before and
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Emma is the after. Like they're twins, they're identical twins. Yeah,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: one has really done a number on her face.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: They these Kardashian one fees. I cannot wow wow.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: So Emma is from Los Angeles, California. Zi Ed is
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: from Morocca. Oh so Marrakesh specifically. So we open with
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Emma trying on wedding dresses and this is where we
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: get a lot of upclose of the hair. But it's
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: her friend's wedding. Who's like, Emma, I'm the one getting married.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: She's like, okay, please tell me that this was a
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: production move, and they told her to try it, please
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: because otherwise why are people friends with her?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a production move. Yeah, she's like, oh sorry.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: We meet her twin sister, Izzy, and they're at home
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: and they're talking about their botox, which is funny. It's
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: funny to be like move your eyebrows nothing, smile nothing,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: frown nothing, you know, Like it was funny.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: But like they're twenty seven, seems really early.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Really young. And when this girl appeared on the screen,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the first thing, Anna, my daughter walks through the room,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: and goes, is that a wig? I said, well, it's questionable,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: but he she says yes, and Anna goes, clearly it's
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: a wig. I mean that's the first thing she said.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: And then I said oh, and I was pausing it,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: and Anna said, oh, is this the one who at
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: the end the guy is kind of mean to her
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: because I guess she's seen a clip or something. And
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I said yeah, but you know, I'm just taking notes.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: And then ann I was like, oh God, like what
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: is she like? Way older than him? I go, no,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: that this girl's twenty eight and he' was like, what
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: she looks forty eight. She's ruined her face.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens. It has the reverse effect all
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: the makeup if you especially if you put on tons
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: of makeup too.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so much filler, so much makeup.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: It's too much at that young age.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: So we meet her twin sister Izzy. They talk about botox,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: and then they go to puppy yoga, which I was like,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, what did I wouldn't I don't want
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: to do yoga, but I like to go play with
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: those puppies.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I know the places I've looked up. They bring in
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: the puppies after So this place was confusing because she's
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: having a full out loud conversation with their sister while
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: people are doing actual yoga in the background. And I
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't think you're still talk that loudly.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, maybe it's yoga at your own speed. I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: So, but she and her sister both work at Metas
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: spas and they are across the street from each other,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: which is hilarious. She said she's the manager of her
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: med spa and she says, oh my god, I want
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: to buy one of these poppies and I'm gonna name
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: him Morocca.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: And her sister's like, okay, great, and she says, my
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: sister is always skeptical because I have a bad track record.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: But when I met zi Ed, it just felt like
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: he wanted me for me. He's such a sweetheart. He's
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: so genuine and kind and he just loves me for me,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: and like he was calling me his future wife, like
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: the first fifteen minutes into the conversation. So we've talked about.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Before he knows you. He's calling you his wife. That
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: means he's not into you for you because he has
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: not gotten to know you means the way you look
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: for the way you look, it's the exact opposite of
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: what you're saying.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: And she said, we've talked about the future, We've talked
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: about getting married, we've talked about him moving to the
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: United States. So I'm flying to Morocco to see him.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: So her sister goes, this is crazy, and she goes, no,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it's not like he already bought me a ring. And
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: what I'm hoping is I'll get engaged on my birthday.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: It's also, you're such Yeah.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: The sister goes, you're planning a Plattville my siblings.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: My siblings, my siblings, my parents, right my birthday. And
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: the sister goes, you're planning a future with somebody you
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: don't even know, And she's like the talking head sister
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: is He says, she's planning an engagement and the whole
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: relationship seems so surface level, and I want to be
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: more excited about her going to Morocco and more supportive
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: about her getting engaged if it wasn't some thing that
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: she had done before, to which we say, what Becker scratch.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: So she says to Emma, don't you realize this is
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: the same thing you did with Mohammed last year? Don't
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you remember the outcome? Like, what is the difference? Last year?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: She was engaged to somebody in Morocco last year?
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: I can't This girl is so dumb. Well, maybe she's not.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: She's using this to get on TV, and maybe she's
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: boost her insta.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Because her insta was her flipping that wig around saying
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: me and my wig after people are talking about my
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: wig and I was okay, so I'm talking head. Emma
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: goes okay, So Zied is not my first Moroccan boyfriend.
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Last year, I did go to Morocco for a guy
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: that I loved named Mohammed, but he broke my heart.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: But I wouldn't be going again. And if I wasn't
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: completely sure, this will be different. But I do have
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a secret. Zied knows nothing about Mohammed. She knows he
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: knows I've been to Morocco before, but he thought I
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: went with a friend, and I worry about what he's
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: going to think when he finds out I was engaged
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: to a Moroccan man last year, within the last twelve months.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: So she goes to the beach of which I'm like,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: this girl's body is something, and she faced times yet
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: from the beach, swinging her wing around. Again, she goes
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: to yoga or to the beach with their hair down.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Like that, just know what.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: No, I couldn't just petting her hair and she faced
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: comes yet from the beach and he's like, hi, babe,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: you look sexy. She goes him, I'm a guy. He
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: look so handsome. And she goes, I can't wait to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: see you. No he doesn't, he's not cute. No, and
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: she goes, I can't wait to see you like, well,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: i'll be able to kiss you in the airport, to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: which we say no, we know the answer, you cannot yeah,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: and he goes yes, of course you're my girl, and
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I don't care about what other people think and no
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: one's looking at us. Of course we can kiss You're
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: my girl. They they always say that, and she goes,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: are you excited for our first night? He goes, yes,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be hugging and kissing you, and she goes, no,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do everything. We're all out there on night one, damn.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: So we're talking to her. She says, Mohammed and Zed
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: are both Muslim, but Zed is very open, whereas Mohammad
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: was super conservative. And yeah, she's sent him lots of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: sexy photos. He has seen every inch of her, but
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: he has never returned the favor. They've never had a
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: sexy video chat. And she goes, but oh my god, like,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: what if I'm in love with him? And then I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: find out his penis is small? Are like uncircumcised? I
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: don't even know I do?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm not with her. To quote succession,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: you are not a serious person, right, You're not.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: So she goes, Babe, I'm so excited babe, because I'm
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: gonna be there on my birthday. Are you planning a
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: surprise for my birthday? And he goes, yes, it'll be
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: nice to see you on your birthday. And she goes,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: are we gonna get engaged on my birthday? He goes,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why you're asking these questions,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: like I'll see you in a couple of days. She goes, okay, babe,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: give me a kiss. I'm okay, bye babe. He's like, goodbye,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: so and I'm talking said.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: She says no because she's posing the whole time too,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: chest out in the Yeah, you're not there to tan there.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned because he's actually weird. So now she's packing
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: her outfits and it was like, I mean I can't
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: even find any thing in this. I mean it's like
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: the underwear was like this. It was like, yes, this
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: is the underwear. That strap of fabric was like I'm
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: holding up, Yeah, this is the this is the piece
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: of fabric on the front. Okay, yes, yeah, yeah yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: the front of that yes, big actually, and then it
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: was a breast of it was like this like a corse.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: She was like this, yeah, it was the tiniest non
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: underwear I've ever seen in my life. So she's packing
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: outfits and she goes, I have to look sexy like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: all the time, Like I can't even look it gross,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: like even if I'm sleeping. I was like, well, we've
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: seen him and we've seen where he sleeps because we
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: saw it in the background. I don't think he cares. No.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: So she throws one piece of luggas down the stairs.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Her brother Zach is there and for some reason, something
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: else that's being packed in the den and Izzy is
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: like what this is mine throws it away and I
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: was like, why are you sharing lunch?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: With your sister, and so I don't know.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Anyway, there's some garment that he's like,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: is this like a scarf? What is it? And she says,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: oh my god, that's a dress that Mohammad's mom made
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: for me. So I'm going to take it. He won't notice.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: So she says she and Mohammad had a lot of
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: really good times. We see a lot of pictures and
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: it was only a year ago. So she does look similar,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: same wig who does a little bit less work, but
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: she looks similar and her wig though the part is
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a different color. But she says,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I was visiting Mohammed in Morocco and we got engaged
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: on the trip. It was amazing. But then when I
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: got on the plane, I decided to message every single
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: girl he was following on Instagram. Wow, And we see
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: loop bloop bloop boop boop. All the little things pop up,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: like hey, how do you know Mohammed? Hey this is weird.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Hey sorry to bother you, Hey do you know Mohammed.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: That was the funniest part was that she did not
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: copy and paste the same intro. She typed it out
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: each one she had Wi Fi on the plane, paid
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: for Wi Fi on the plane, and then did not
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: even copy and paste. She was like, each one is
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: getting there.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: She was like, I said, this girl looks a little
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: more professional, this girl looks a little more like she's
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: hanging these this I'm gonna get my approaches different. Turned out,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Muhammed had about twenty other girlfriends online girlfriends, and she
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: said she landed in LA and he was so mad
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: that she texted all these people. He said, you're crazy
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: and I'm done. She was so upset, she felt used,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: she felt broken, and it took her time to come
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: back from that, to which I say, not that long
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: a girl, not a lot of time, no, because within
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: one year you found somebody else that you think is
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: going to marry you to go back to Morocco. So
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: she tells her sister, Yeah, I'm gonna tell Sied about Mohammed,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: but then I kind of don't want to give him
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: too many details because honestly, there was some overlap between
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: the two guys. Well they would have to be, so
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: she was dating them both at the same time. But
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: then she broke up with Zied to go with Mohammed.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Then he broke up with her, so she was like, hey,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Zied just kidding and got back together with Zed, and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: now she's going back to Morocco to see Zeed. So
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Zach goes the minute he meets you and you tell
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: him he's going to break up with you. Immediately, she's like,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: oh my god, don't say that.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: You're stressing me.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Outside and her sister goes, your flight's in like an hour,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, him, I must ready.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: So I'm talking ahead, Izzie and Zach brother and sister
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: say yeah, we're worried. She's just repeating the same mistakes.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: And of course, when Zed finds out, he's not going
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: to be happy. He's gonna dump her. So she's walking
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: out and she's like, good bye house. When I see
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: you again, I'll be engaged.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: I can't is this her real personality, because I can't well.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: The pictures from last year she looks similar, So it
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: wasn't like she looks like her sister last year and
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: now she looks like this. It's like a new personality. No,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: she's been she's sticking with it. Yeah. So she's in
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: the car with her sister and her brother and she's
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: being annoying by like using the rearview mirror to apply makeup.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking she's applying all this makeup. She probably get
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: on the plane and remove it, contracts it up. It
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: is ten hours from la to Paris and then another
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: six hours from Paris to Marrakesh. She is traveling for
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: almost twenty four hours.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: She can't look not cute, even when she's asleep, so
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: that means she has maybe she'll meet a different Moroccan
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: on the plane, so she has to look cute at
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: all times.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: And we know she was getting two bags checked for free,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: so she's definitely first class. So she is telling Izzy
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: and Zach. She goes, you know, I have nothing to
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: come back for, so I could just stay there because
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: you know, I got fired yesterday. And they're like what,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, so here's what happened. So so
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: remember she's the manager. Yeah, she goes, so I was
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: talking to these two girls and the one girl says
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: something really shitty to the other girl, and then when
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: HR asked me about it, I was like, I don't
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: want to be involved, so I just said no, I
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: wasn't even there. But then like, because I was the
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: manager and HR knew, I lied, so then I got fired,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: so yeah, I might just Dann Morocco. So is he goes, wait,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: what now you notice Izzy didn't go, girl, you'll just
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: come across the street and work for me. It's fine. Yeah, no, no,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: She was like, no, we don't want this face to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: be a representation of our work. So she goes, yeah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: it's fine because I've got money saved to go on
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: the trip, so it's no problem. And he goes, right,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: but like what happens when you're there and what happens
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: when you get back? You have no money, and because
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: of you being you, he's gonna expect you to pay
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: for everything when you're there. We're talking to it. She says,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Zed is a nurse. We see him and it could
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: be a fake picture, but it looks like legit. She said,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: he's a nurse. He doesn't make a ton of money.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: But I'm paying for our rental amera cash and I
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: hope he'll understand and help pay for other stuff. Sounds
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: like you probably won't, hmm. So she checks in at
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: the airport. She has four bags. She says she's got
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: two bags to check and has a voucher for the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: third bag, and she's telling the guy at the check in, like,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Morocca. I'm gonna come back engaged. And
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: then the counter guy is kind of like flirting with
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: her sister. She goes, do you want her number? Because
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: the will that helped me get a free bag? He goes,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: so she anyways, she gets her bag checked for free,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: and the sister's like, oh my god, you get the
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: phone over that guy. She's like, okay, bye bye, Zach, Bye, Isa,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back engage with my boyfriend. Zed bye. Okay,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: So your pain is not even exaggerating that much.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: How she is so.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Now he meets yet he says, oh, yes, Emma is
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: my true and first love. She is so gorgeous. Her pictures.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I see them and I say, hello, wifey. You know
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: girls they like these kind of words. So she's she
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: liked it, and now we talk every day. Uh huh,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: because I just threw that line out to forty six
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: girls that day and this one took the bait.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Yep. But remember she fell for She was like, he
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: wanted me to be his wife within the first five
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: minutes of talking. He loves me for me.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: He loves me for man, and he loves a girl.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: With a wig. So he goes, oh, you know, she's
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: very sexy, she's sweet, she's fun, and we understand each
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: other and I can't wait to see her. How do
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: you know she's fun. She doesn't seem very fun. Well,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: she sent some nudy photos. Yes, that's fun. Yeah, that's yeah.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: She's the first American girl I've ever dated. God. You know,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: American women are so open minded, but for Moroccan people,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: we do have rules that I hope she'll understand. Oh really,
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: because we just heard you say there were no rules
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: and you could do with you h Yeah.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: You were fine to just bang it out on the
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: airport floor.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Right listen. We could say what we want about adding
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: on in Tiger Lily. But at least he was very open, like,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: don't even look at me until we're married. That's why
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: we're getting married in the first twelve minutes. Yeah, So
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: he says, oh, he's looking at his phone. She's landed.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I'm very nervous to see her. She goes into a
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: bathroom to change her clothes. She was in like a
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: cute airplane outfit, but she's changed it to like a
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: red two piece crocheted outfit with heels. Yeah, very out,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: very Moroccan, very demrror, very very mindful.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: So shees so said, go, she said, a new Darcy
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: and Stacy. They have already started getting work done way earlier.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: One of them asks, this is the future.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I was going to post a picture of Darcy and
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Stacy like before and after, and then post these girls
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: before and after, and then make like a reference to
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: this is what would happen if Stacy never got work
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: done and Darcy did.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: But then I have a feeling I might meet them soon. Yeah,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: and I didn't want to be offensive. Yeah, maybe I'll
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: do it next to me.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: The other twin didn't look that different, But you've got
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: to get playing Coast enough attention.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: You weren't.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, the haircut was obviously very different.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: No, let's pull up the evidence. This is the difference.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Let's let's get closer.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I see it.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get let's I mean that's the sister, yeah,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: uh okay, and then this is her.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I see it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: I mean it appears to be maybe the same nose,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: The lips are entirely different, the eyes are completely different.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: It looks like the one sister maybe had a forehead lift.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: It's something that they do. Both enjoy a lot of
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: under eyeliner a lot. Yeah. Okay, So he says, she's
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: laying his servous is here. She's struggling with the luggage.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, it's really busy in the airports. You
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: have to come over and meet me in this parking lot.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, did they do this for commedity effect?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah? She got all like, so me going to Vegas.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: I want to know what kind of bags though, was
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: where I probably can't afford them. They were really cute though.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: She got those TJ Max.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, you can be a cuebacks TJ Max.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: So she goes and she finds them, and she's struggling
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: with her luggage. She's struggling with her outfit. You could
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: see the people in the cars looking at her. Nobody
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: bothers to help, all judging. Everybody's udge. Yeah, judge, we're judging.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: They're judging.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: So she goes, it's crazy because he sent me some
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: text messages while I was on the airplane and they
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: weren't like a sweet chuck in. They were like a demand.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what that was about. Hoping for
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: the best. So she sees him, she abandons her luggage.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: She runs up to him into his arms. She's wearing
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: kittenhels with no back. I was concerned and a mule kittenhill,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: which is the worst type of kittenhill. And she runs
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: into his arms. They hug. He gives her the flowers
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: that he picked out, and he's petting her hair. Yeah,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh oh uh oh wigshift, wigshift. She'ldn't
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: stop him, though, So they're doing a talking to it
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: together and she goes, oh my god, the ad is
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: perfect and he goes, no, babe, you are so perfect.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: And she goes, no, what about my boobs? And he
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: immediately like shuts down. He goes, Babe, I have told
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: you don't be talking like for the boob in the camera. Yeah,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: and he goes, you know I am Muslim and you
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: have to you have to respect my religion. She goes,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: I do. I do, And she goes, but you told
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: me many times we could do stuff in public, and
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: then you like texted me stuff on the plane that
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand, like I can't even kiss you, and
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: he goes, yes, I know, I've told you this. We
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: canno kiss in public. And she goes nah, and he goes, yeah,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I've told you this before. She goes, no, you didn't,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, I did, and I'm like tape
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: roll the tape. They roll it back to him like
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: the day before, saying it's fine. Of course we can
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: kiss in the airport.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: So he goes, well, you don't tell me which kind
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: of kiss, because in Morocco we kiss like our face
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: like they do the on the face. And he leans
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: in to do it and she goes, no, don't mess
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: up in that job. She flings her hair and he
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: goes it's just like all of a sudden, it's like
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: ad non e DNA and Tiger Lille. He goes, okay,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: so for this, this is the last cass I'll give you.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: You will see yeah, and she goes what and he goes, yes,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: that's it. That's what I said. You will see. I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: am man, I have my word, and you will have
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: to know that. I was like, well, here we go.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I haven't even left the parking lots. Yeah, and she
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: goes what, like huh what and she goes, you know what,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with this, just fuck it,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: and she just walks off towards her luggage, so the
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: production talks to her and she goes, no, I feel
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: pissed off and blindsided. All our conversations have only been
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: about how much we love each other and how much
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: we want each other, And why is he choosing right
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: now to tell me this. It feels like he's been
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: lying to me the whole time. Yep. And that's where
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: we leave it. Guys. Now, we do see this season
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: on and we see tons and tons of scenes. None
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: with the Lisa and her guy, not a one, but
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: we see tons and tons of scenes. We do see
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: her in these scenes. We see her in these scenes.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Who Emma, Emma? And we see them somewhere and she's going,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: oh my god, and they're like stopping off from each other. Yeah,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: we see in these scenes. We see Lisa and Daniel,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: we see Jovon and Anelin, we see Aviva and Stig. Okay,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: so so we see all these people coming up on
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: this season on, but we in I didn't see Forrest
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: and she knit together.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: We do, Okay, So he's sitting there, they're both sitting
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: next to each other, and he says, I kind of
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: feel like she's been lying to me, is this the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: way it's always going to be? And then you only
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: see the side of her. And the reason I paid
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: so much attention is because when I watched Pillow talk,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: uh huh, Kimbalie said, why do they keep not showing
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Sheena's face? They're only showing forest and she was So
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: then I started again in my head, this is the
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: catfish thing. This is Tyree. So I went back and
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: rewatched it and he's you see her full side of her.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: It's a woman side of her. Yes, okay, so we
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: do see her. She's a person, but we don't know
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: what her actual face looks like and what she's been
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: lying about or what it's going to be like between them,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: and that's I don't know. But it appears like he.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Goes because we do see Laura and Beerkan together, and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: we do see Rick and Tricia together, and we do
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: see emon Ziet obviously because we ended with them together.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: So and we see the woman saying your I don't
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: want to you clog the toilet. That couple and she says,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be here with your big American poop.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: That was Jovon and Analin.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we see Oh yeah. We saw Emma
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: and she says, I've been eating a lot of bread.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: That was kind of funny when she was trying to
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: kind of himount a camel and she's like, are you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: saying I'm heavy? I'm sorry, I've been eating a lot
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: of bread. Camel. Yeah, we seek, we see the and
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: we see the porn teacher, the fifth grade teacher with
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: that writes the erotic friend fiction.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: And Michael arrives and.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: He looks nothing like his Oh yeah, Michael arrives and
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: what's his face? Beer can looks nothing like his photos.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: So a lot of these seem to be progressing.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The only one I was like, God, did we
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: see did we see Sheena and Forrest? But we did,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: so you said we did, Okay, soever, he's progressing. We
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: didn't see was Elise and her guy. Yeah, and so
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Alisa and Joshua. Maybe I'll have some answers next week.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Very interesting. Well, listen, you guys. Nothing vigorates us more
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: than new people.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: I so excited.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Which ones are Lisa fifty one? Oh yeah, and Daniel
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: she's the lesbian and Daniel, Yeah, they definitely go because
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: they have bad sex She's.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Like, you weren't fully read, you weren't fully erect or whatever.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: She says to him, yeah, and he goes, were you
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: not satisfied?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: She's like, it's been thirty years, but I don't think
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: that's how it's supposed to work. So she has five
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: failed lesbian marriages.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Wow. She said she had five failed marriages and has
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: lived for twenty one years as lesbian, so.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: So maybe she only had maybe half of them were
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: with men.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: And then she had two she married two and she's
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: very three women. And then she said, you know what
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to Nigeria and find
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: a guy that's got a half job. That's what I'm going.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: And then she goes and meets with like the elder
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: of the count the town and he's like, says he's
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: embarrassing the village or something, and she's like, why don't
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: I just leave here then? And he can go back
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: with you, mister elder, Like what was the man with
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: the one hand?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Oh god? What's his name? Oh? Oh god?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: With Nigel, Nigel and Matilda and mister arc ye Arc
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: and then weird, there's a very strange scene with them,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: and she's at an ATM and she's like, I'm taking
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: out everything the ATM will let me. And he's like,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: you're not being truthful and blah blah blah, and he's
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: yelling at her at the ATM. Yes, what is happening is.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because we also see what's scrolling to
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: his name. We also see Rick and Trisha and she's like,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: you've never told the truth of the day in your life.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Like she's like, you're a known liar.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm so fascinating to find out she was in trouble
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: with the police because her brother Rectro motorcycle, but then
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: she was also in trouble with the police because she
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: broke into her ex boyfriend's house.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, that was the worst five days of
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: her life. You are dealing with the police on multiple fronts.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, I'm going to.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: Deal with disappointment at three point thirty and then the
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: next minute before, Yeah, for my charge and then my boyfriend,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: my brother's charge, whatever. Like I don't buy any of that.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: I don't buy it either. But as we know on
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: these shows, generally the American is the worst person for sure.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Probably Rick is going to be the I mean, he
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: is fifty two deading a twenty five year old, so
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: right there, it's not great Rick, Yeah, yeah, and he
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: didn't have money to be doing any of it. No,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: oh guys, Okay, well we're very excited. I hope you
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: guys loved the first episode. If you're watching it on video,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: then you got to see the pictures that we put
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: up of the couples. You can go to TLC dot
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: com and see them, or you can go to like
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: TLC's Instagram and see them. And if you want to
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: see that real sad article about Rick's sun that was
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: on starkism ig, I do hope you are following us
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: all on the social media Peachee pod and a date
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: with Dateline Kimberly. Tell everybody about your Etsy shop.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: It's called Stitches Be Crazy Crazy with a K Stitches
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Be Crazy dot etsy dot com. And I have a
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: lot of framed and ornaments and there're cross stitches that
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: say funny things. Some of them have bad words on them. Yes,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: and I already have a lot of things that have
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: sold out. So maybe if you want, if you want
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: to look at the sold out I could maybe remake
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: one of those if you just messaged.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Me okay and just let let her know that you're
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: a Peachchade listener and for sure a date dateline listener.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Shade and Date with Dateline listeners.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, and that's it. Yeah, they're really funny.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: You got some of them are funny. And it's funny
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: because like you posted some of them in your Date
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: with Dayline Facebook group and you like blur out the
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: bad words. I'm like, you don't have to be PC
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: on the Facebook.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Group, I know, but you have to blur them on
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Etsy if it's your cover photo, so you'll get flagged otherwise.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: So that's why I have to blur them out.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: So it's just funny.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have to write mature.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Mature, like it's like porn, but it's like cross ditching.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like fantasy, but it's like that story that
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: face wrote.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: Laura, Laura, Lenny are you?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. The funniest scene on pillow Talk was
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Ashley's mom. Yeah, and they had a guest You're never
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: gonna guess.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: So it was Manuel I wish no.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Yolanda of Yolanda and the Williams No Yes, and the
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: friends on Instagram. Well they I'm sure the show set
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: it up, but they're pretending they became friends on Instagram.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: But at one point, the mom who I love I
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: can't remember her name, and Yolanda start talking about how
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: they all love they love fantasy, like wrote like adult books,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: and they start doing like a role play where they're like,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: I'll start it and then you finish my sentence. So
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: they're going back and forth and they keep cutting on
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Ashley's face like dying of humiliation, talking about like heaving
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: and thrusting, and like it's so funny, Yeah, very enjoyable.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna watch that tonight. When I'm on the
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: train on Tuesday going to New York, I'm gonna watch
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: the Diddy documentary. I'm letting myself have like have like
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: that to watch. So sorry to my seat mate if
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: you have to see something upsetting. H Yeah, and not
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: everybody says it's so good and it's so well done
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: to you. I love fifty cent in his pettiness. I
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: love it. I love every minute of I mean, it's
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: hilarious and I'm just taking some about fifty cent. He's
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: got to be pretty damn confident that nothing's coming out
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: about him the way he exposes. You know that's true. Yeah,
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: gotta be real confident. There's nothing coming out about him.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: Doesn't he own vitamin water? He does, he's and I
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: happen to basically have stock in vitamin water because I
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: drink so much.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: We talked about fifty cent. I talked to somebody about
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: fifty cent yesterday and it's he doesn't own vitamin water.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: But what he did was they wanted him to do
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: to be a partner, right huh. So he said, instead
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: of paying me, had like equity in the company and
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: then when it's sold to like Pepsi, he made one
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: hundred million dollars.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, because you.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Know, probably they were like, hey, if you'll do some
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: ads with us, we'll give you one hundred ks. I'd
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: rather have equity, which is smart, smart, fair. And he
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: did that, and he made a hundred million dollars when
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: they sold.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Good for him.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: Gotta love that fifty Okay, that's it. Everybody, make sure
• 1:26:06
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• 1:26:10
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• 1:26:12
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• 1:26:15
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• 1:26:18
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• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: Also you can gift Patreon subscription.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good thing to do too, A good gift, yeah, yes,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Because you don't like our shows, yeah, they like our shows.
• 1:26:31
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• 1:26:34
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• 1:26:37
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• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, Kimberly, I'll talk to you next week. Bye bye,