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Remember That Time Vol. 2: The Hunter Review & Gremlins Murder Debate · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  right well if you're listening to this I'm uh I'm in the US and therefore
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  unable to record a podcast uh you're at home Luke is that right I'm still here
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  so I'm still ready to record but oh okay well you're not dancing Asia yeah
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  unfortunately um so we don't have a new episode well not unfortunate that he's
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  in Asia no no no it's unfortunate he's not here to record exactly yeah um but
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  we have a solution of sorts um if you recall a little while ago we we had best
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  of episode um that people seem to enjoy
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  um so we've got another one yeah if there if you're a newer listener to the
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  podcast and you didn't hear any of our old stuff there's quite a lot of
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  episodes in the past so I can understand why you wouldn't want to go all the way
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  back to the beginning but we've taken all what we consider to be the funny
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  bits and um smooshed them together so this is um this is volume two of um of
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  the best of uh you can go back and listen to volume one this volume is is
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  probably better quality just because we were better at podcasting yeah we've
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  gotten a lot better over the years yeah definitely and so the sound quality is
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  better on these ones and uh and yeah I think there some funny stuff in there
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  I'm looking forward to hearing it I haven't heard it yet have you heard it
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  I've heard bits of it yep Jenna was working on it I uh yeah yeah I say we
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  put this together we didn't put this together Jenna put this together so um
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  please if you enjoy the best of jump on and thank her on the Facebook or on the
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  um on the Twitter she'll see those as well all right sit back enjoy yeah and
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  uh and we'll be back with you as normal uh in a few weeks welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm your destination for all things
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  nerdy walked out of in glorious bastards when that David Bowie song started
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  playing too I haven't seen glor haven't even seen it look it started off so well
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  the first scene the first like 15 to 20 minutes is one scene with a Nazi General
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  interrogating a farmer um and you know
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  that there's a bunch of um like hidden people under the house and he's just
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  killing time to try to you know get rid of this General and it's so tense it's
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  such an amazing scene and I was like that this movie is great this is a
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  return to form from Tarantino he's done it but then after that it just drops
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  right out and is just awful scenes go on way too long there's way too much
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  dialogue and then he skips over important things and just
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  uh goes on to other bits and then there's a [ __ ] David Bowie song In a
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  World War II movie and you're like oh [ __ ] off get song I don't even remember
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  honestly dance magic dance dance magic dance I wish the Goblin King would come
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  and take you away right now everything I've done I've done for you that's how
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  Hitler got so mean yeah I wish the Goblin King would take
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  the Jews away [ __ ] I feel a parody coming
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  [Music] on I'm already beond Thunderdome fan
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  really no never seen you know I went to a uh casting call for that when I was
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  about 5 years old no didn't didn't even get a look in
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  you were going to be the little baby on that freak's back in the uh in the the
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  ring well that's what I doing anyway yeah oh you would been checking out the
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  little little midgy freak wouldn't you yeah Blaster yeah he's my fav that's him
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  that's him I know my [Music]
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  midgets someone buy me DCS black shark
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  it's like five bucks what is it it's a hardcore Russian helicopter simulator oh
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  that sounds DS black shark yeah yeah I'll buy it for you can you I'll pay
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  I'll give you the money whatever DCS black shark no no DCS yeah black shark
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  yeah black shark yeah I'll I'll gift it to you after this
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  [Music] Legend D dude go to wsd keyboards.com
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  right now choose your color you can't tell me what to do if you want to spend
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  $200 on a keyboard yeah I I can't justify that I do have a keyboard pick
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  out 110 it's the Star Wars theod Republic one no that'll just be a shitty
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  cheap [ __ ] $20 Chinese piece of [ __ ] keyboard these are Cherry MX Keys all
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  right unbelievable it's made this keyboard's made when you think about it
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  though what's the one thing on a computer that you interact with more
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  than anything else my [ __ ] it's the it's the
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  keyboard that's how you navate to those wonderful little por I did not expect
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  that answer took me by [Music]
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  surprise I bought about four flight zims um DCS black shark oh yeah Luke got me
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  DCS black shark thanks for that luky um I have made a terrible
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  mistake I'm going to need to spend at least 40 hours with this game just to
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  get confident with it 4 hours I do not have is it a very serious it is a very
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  serious Russian helicopter Sim Jesus and I don't know how I can say that any
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  clear it is very serious is it very Russian serious business sounds like DCS
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  boring shark to me
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  yeah what are you doing it for some people I
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  dare say d it we very much would be what are you doing it's my review of it you
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  fly you fly a [ __ ] you fly a Russian ka50 Hokum
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  helicopter hookum yeah sounds like hookum
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  no anyway it's [ __ ] complicated as [ __ ] all right right what what are you
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  once you're flying it what do you do you just fly around no you blow up [ __ ]
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  all right stuff cool so they from extremely far distance it's not like
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  just like it's like you just have one at your house and then you fly it around do
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  nothing not the Sims no Sims DCS black shark Like These Guys
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  these are the guys that actually make military Sims for the military like they
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  that's their that's their bread and butter yeah right cool yeah it's uh pretty
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  [Music] intense we're going to be starting a new competition called dwarf watch oh [ __ ]
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  off we not doing that this [ __ ] watch is over uh it's similar to [ __ ] watch
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  in many ways uh except uh the name is slightly different y so premise is the
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  same name slightly different and it has its own jingle which is
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  [Music]
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  this your ENT oh we've got one we've got one already
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  we can use that anyway so you can either rush to get in uh for [ __ ] watch this
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  week so get your cameras out just try to photograph as many midgets as you can uh
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  be respectful because um some of them are people so some of them bear that in
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  mind some of them are magical elves and things like that and they don't mind but
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  um some of them are just short people so bear that in mind uh if you don't get it
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  in of course just send them in week after next to dwarf watch at multiple
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  nerdgasm so how does from [ __ ] watch Dan a dwarf and a
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  [ __ ] well dwarves usually come in packs of seven and uh midgets are
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  usually just so in dwarf watch you have to have seven dwarfs all at once yeah
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  you don't have to uh but that's how you can easily identify a dwarf from a
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  [ __ ] right and believe you could take a picture of one
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  dwarf but chances are just outside of frame would be six more I'm quite happy
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  to put it out that if someone is able to get a photo of all seven will win instantly
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  yeah I'm saying that right now what you offering autograph a group of seven what
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  is the prize for dwarf going yet we're going to announce that after we finish
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  mget watch yeah you're right it wouldn't be
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  fair figure out what it is pretty much it might
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  [Music] be cool I mean I mean as a kid Gremlins
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  terrified me but I I kept watching was one of myor is a scary movie yeah didn't
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  scare me about the scene where she's talking about her [ __ ] finding her
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  dad's dead body in the Christmas I didn't understand that as a kid I didn't
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  understand that spike is just terrifying I just thought they were
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  funny I'm pretty sure can they be funny they got horrible little eyes and they
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  killed people and they've got sharp teeth and they're small
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  they they don't they don't kill anyone yeah they do they kill heaps of people
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  dude who do they kill did your parents fast forward bits of this when you were watching
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  it see it on screen the old
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  lady the old lady yeah next door the old lady next door oh when they make her her
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  chair go flying out the roof they kill people if they they kill people in the same way
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  that mcau culen kills people in Home Alone no that's not the same thing at
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  all like they killed her they killed us sh in a comical way like they still
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  killed like if I murdered someone on the street and someone oh that's a funny way
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  to kill someone like you get off don't worry it doesn't count as murder murz
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  [ __ ] kills people in Last Action Hero like it's not it's a joke
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  oh I'm glad you think [Music] so we're actually going to announce the
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  the winner fet watch on today's
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  show oh wow okay all right um so just before we announce the winner could you
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  go through what the prize is again uh Luke you want to handle it um I've I've lost
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  it what what um it was on my desk I
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  don't know where I put it and I've been playing Uncharted which
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  is uh good no I prefer charted yeah
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  charted way easier there's Maps so uh I'm I'm not very good at it but I am
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  enjoying it yeah yeah have fun far into it are you I
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  am I just got the map back from the from the racial
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  stereotype uh that locked me in the uh there's a few of those Lo particular
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  race would that be yeah I think he's like Puerto Rican he's Puerto Rican
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  Jesus uh he probably is Puerto Rican probably is know gu probably just doing
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  his voice what you talking about what St up
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  this is how I talk what did you mean let
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  me fix your car and take your
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  money I I've never met a Puerto Rican in fact I don't even know if
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  that's an accurate Puerto Rican I don't think I've I'm pretty sure it's not
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  accurate man I'll tell you that right now it's I'm pretty sure it's spot on for something
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  [Music] yeah and I actually watched Gremlins the movie the other week and I would just
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  like to point out uh cuz I took a blowby blow account of
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  who died and who was viciously attacked and just for our readers out there no
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  well I'll stop you there because that's not what that's not what we uh were
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  talking about last time you need to prove that they murdered they murdered
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  people well okay they definitely murdered two people all right they mured
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  Mr for this is Mr Hansen was murdered and there was a syringe left in his butt
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  who put the syringe there this the um the gremlin is that what killed him a
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  syringe in his butt no the gremlin he put his hand on the table and then the
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  gremlin attacked him and killed him and then it stuck a thingy in his butt as
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  Vengeance cuz it he stuck the guy with a need as a bastard as Vengeance after
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  he'd killed him already yeah he's a gremlin it doesn't make any sense it it
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  does and then second of all Mrs deagle was murdered but when she was literally
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  flown out of her house at literally I dare say would have been at least 100 km
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  an hour that was manslaughter I mean they don't know how
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  that thing works they knew enough to wire it up so it [ __ ] over no that's
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  what I'm saying it was an accident right so if you pull a trigger on a gun you
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  can claim manslaughter because it was the B it's not a gun Dan it's a it's a
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  chair St thing that being as it is man they do break into the radio studio and
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  attempt to murder Rock and Ricky they they fail just they just wanted to hug
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  him all right so and there's okay now the gremlin attempts to strangle Billy's
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  mother until she literally beheads it with this until Billy beheads it with a
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  samurai sword and it head ends up in the fire and it dies screaming right oh so
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  well that's not a gremlin murdering anybody I know I know I'm just saying
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  I'm just saying then is a gremlin shoots another Gremlin point blank in the face
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  with a gun murdering the other Gremlin there's a gremlin that fires
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  shots at Phoebe katees with a gun and it has a mask on and it literally looks
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  like a rapist does she die no I'm just saying it was attempted murder well that
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  changes things doesn't it all right the Grandma's attempt to run that deer
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  couple over in the house that's attempt to Mur attempt yeah um a attempts to
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  bite a man's hand off in a mailbox um Spike attempts to murder Billy with a
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  chainsaw shoots him with a crossbow and gets him with the crossbow and then
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  tries to shoot him with a gun now they brutally attack Santa um one of them
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  Cuts Billy across the stomach um there's an entire Cinema full of Gremlins that
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  are literally burnt alive in a fiery explosion one Gremlin was murdered in a
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  blender one was stabbed to death one is sprayed in the face with bug and then
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  placed in a microwave until it liquefies mhm now there's a lot of attempted
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  murders there are two definite murders and I dare say that the Gremlins are not
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  very nice reasonable doubt I don't know what fanciful legal
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  system you operate under but I want you representing me if I ever commit a crime
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  look you got to you got to bear in mind in all documentaries like that are
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  biased there's an agenda yeah it's quite clear that whoever made it Joe Dante the
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  director documentarian has has an anti-g Gremlin
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  agenda all right okay he's just a racist basically right okay I see all right
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  well that's that's that's fair enough um I just thought I'd get that out there
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  and and just let everyone know how wrong you are yeah okay yeah
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  yeah thanks for uh me you watch Dan um you're welcome thank you the people the
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  segment of the century yeah yeah so would still also just like to point out
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  that if you do want to win dwarf watch you're an instant winner if you can get
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  seven that's right yeah thank you Luke yeah if you if
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  you see Seven Dwarves and you photograph them then you are the instant winner or
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  what if they go see [ __ ] some panto in in England if you are literally if you take
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  a photo in England of seven dwarves in any context and put it and send it into
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  dwarf watch at multiple g.com then you are the [Music]
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  winner uh have been siming it up lately after the Steam
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  Sale uh now do recall Luke asking me how I was going with DCS black sh no I don't
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  want to go there yet I want you to talk about what you have been playing and
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  then we'll get to DCS black shark right okay okay well well I have been playing
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  uh wings of prey um which is essentially a World War II flight Sim um and you
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  know uh you play part of the British uh Air
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  Force and you fight the LT waffer and uh it's uh it's not super hardcore but it's
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  got trim controls and everything else in it so it's it's not it's not not not an
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  arcade game but uh when I first started playing it uh my plane kept [ __ ]
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  dragging to the left like uh almost like my left flap was locked and I I
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  literally spent an hour going back and forth like just tearing my hair out you
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  know trying to Google everything you know a couple other people have the same
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  problem I'm like well what what is it turns out my trim controls were already
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  mapped on my second uh throttle and uh it was uh pulled all the way down so it
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  it had to be centered obviously because the trim controls were tearing to the
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  left so I was like Jesus what a what a
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  disaster controls well that sounds that sounds as fun to play as I as it was to
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  hear about yeah yeah yeah so um yeah I've been uh flying uh and uh flying
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  over Germany and bombing the [ __ ] out of Nazis so I was playing the wings of prey
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  um having good time with that and then I thought I would jump in a bit of A10 so
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  I was flying around my A10 a fair bit that's a plane is it it is it's an
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  A10 it is it's pretty cool funky looking plane it's got like big Eng engines
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  doesn't it yeah it's it's basically a Gatling gun with a plane wrapped around
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  it cool yeah yeah that's how you want to design a a a flying vehicle well it's a
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  tank Buster it was designed for the Cold War so when the Russians rolled over
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  into um West Germany with tanks they just [ __ ] send these bastards up and
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  just start gunning them down but call a tank Buster instead of an A10 it is
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  called the a tankster the second if they said oh do you want to do you want to
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  fly an A10 or do you want to fly a tank Buster [ __ ] tank Buster well yeah I
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  wouldn't even wait for the thinking music on that one end warthog and it was
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  designed as a tank Buster so it's close support rooll so yeah that's what it does
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  so how long did you play that for uh probably about four or five hours four
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  or five hours and how long did you play wigs of prey for oh probably about 9 9
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  night hour y now um this is where I want to get into DCS black shark yeah is you
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  begged Matt to buy it for you and then I and me to buy it for you we brought it
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  for you right yeah yeah I was checking on Steam yeah you played it for 2 hours
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  which is actually about 12 minutes there was a slight problem
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  uh the control system on uh black Shar
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  uh requires a lot of extraneous Keys like say the numeric keypad and the home
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  button um all buttons that don't actually exist on my keyboard so I uh
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  have to swap is that your really expensive customade keyboard no no no my
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  customade keyboard has all those buttons but I use that on my Mac so I'm going to
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  have to swap them over so um I'm going to have to use my old Mac what wireless
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  keyboard with my Mac again cuz I was using it on my PC um so I'm going to
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  swap them over so cuz my PC is going to get lot more I'm very upset that you've
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  played 12 minutes un loaded into and I purchased for you as a gift and you've
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  done nothing with it so far is talk about all these other
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  games you played do you know what the worst part is I loaded up the game and I
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  was like okay I'm dedicating some time I'm going to do the first tutorial here
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  we go open up the tutorials menu it's empty like what the [ __ ]
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  so are you printing off this manual anytime soon yeah I'll probably be doing
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  it tomorrow tomorrow okay so next podcast I'll be able to see you've
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  played about 9 10 hours of DCs black shark I hope so is there any way to
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  doctor those figures on yeah I could just leave it on the main menu and walk [Music]
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  away do you remember that scene in the six sense where he's looking down the
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  hallway and a kid with a [ __ ] hole in his head comes out and goes come on I'll
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  show you where my dad keeps his gun literally that night after I'd seen that
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  movie I was just looking down my hallway and my brain just kind of superimposed
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  [ __ ] that kid standing in there and I just got the biggest chill it it really
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  chilled me to my very core is is pretty [ __ ] yeah that seems pretty awesome
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  in what you're saying there I probably agree that was the same with me and pet
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  cemetery when I was watching it it wasn't that bad it was what's going
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  through my head after the movie yeah h yeah how about you mat you're the horror
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  buff yeah I'm just trying to think I've kind of I mean obviously when I was
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  younger stuff scared me I was scared of strange stuff though like the guy on
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  Sesame Studio used to play the piano and then get a note wrong and then start
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  bashing his face what wrong piano used to no I was I used to scream and turn
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  the TV off whenever he came on I couldn't watch it I don't know why this
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  is coming child that wrot stories about soldiers getting mustard
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  Gass yeah that's what I'm saying
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  [Music]
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  [Music]
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  [Music]
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  see anyone who looks like a wizard [ __ ] send that [ __ ] to us in fact it
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  shouldn't just be midgets it should be any person that you see on the streets
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  that looks like they could be any mythological character you know if you see someone
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  that looks like a griffin get that [ __ ] on film in what
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  instance when you're walking down the stret you see someone and go holy [ __ ]
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  he looks like a mythical Griffin look a
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  half lion half bird I'm just
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  soic creatures it was a Terri example if you see all right F if you see a guy with goat
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  legs all right definitely send that in oh de
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  [Music] God so I've got this TV show called Doomsday Preppers that I got downlo oh
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  that looks awesome I want to say that and I was going to say I I respect
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  people who prepare for these kind of things but when you watch this show they
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  freak you out a little you'll learn that often uh often they haven't really considered
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  things quite like basic because they the whole point of the show is they run you
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  through their survival things and then and then they have to uh kind of
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  demonstrate they have to do a dry run yeah exactly and then there's there like
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  for example there's one girl who's got this plan and she's got this big pack
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  with all food in it to escape the city and that kind of stuff but she's uh
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  she's not in the best shape so when she uh when she attempts to she's she's got
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  a [ __ ] car stashed outside the city with petrol and everything ready to go
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  and she doesn't even make it to the car wow oh and that's before anyone tries to
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  attack her and steal a supplies El yeah oh she's got yeah she's got a knife and
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  stuff to defend herself and I mean if there was just looting and pillaging
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  she's probably the first person I'd rap they do think of like give me your food you tubby
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  [ __ ] you've got some she's got all her stuff pushed
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  inside of like a nondescript bag put inside a nondescript bag so that
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  it doesn't attention food yeah
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  [Music] food I went for a piss just before lunch
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  realized my Underpants were on backwards okay little hole but at that point at
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  that point I don't use the little hole I'll just pull him to the side I don't
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  use the little hole whoa you don't use a little hole no I do not who whoa hold on
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  hold on I need to take a pole here he uses the little hole I don't have any
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  underwear that oh actually what am I'm talking about you know they all do have
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  the little hole no I don't use it no I don't use it either I free ball if L
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  doesn't wear under wait so I'm the only man on Earth that uses the little hole I
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  don't want to stick a like a little Precision operation of getting my dick
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  through that little hole it is a bit of an effort it's not an erotic experience
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  I just want to piss I have an immense penis Dave you don't understand yeah yeah but
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  no needless to say uh realized at the urinal I'm wearing my undies on
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  backwards but at that point it's going to take removing shoes you know
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  stripping down to just dick out you know it's it's an ordeal at that point so I
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  just left it for the rest of the day who you just left it what was that was it
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  work not stripping down a nothing at work well you could do it in the toilet
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  not taking off my shoes in the toilets at work no I mean that me you stand on
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  the floor you can balance on the [ __ ] toilet I don't know man I work in a
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  nice for a reputable television station and yet it still looks like the toilets
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  are from the bad side of town you know like that's that's all office toilets
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  I'll tell you what in every office there's one filthy little and if I ever
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  find him there's always one filthy little that you know [ __ ] throws
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  toilet paper everywhere makes a huge [ __ ] mess [ __ ] pisses on the seat
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  and if I find you you little I told you the story about when I I
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  worked with uh with Paul hey Paul have you listening you probably are hey Paul
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  no he's not listening he's se he could still listen he the internet in Europe
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  they have the internet in Europe yeah but he's not sinking his iPhone a I bet
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  he would fight him on the beaches I talked to him on messenger we'll fight him in the
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  fields fighting in fields he's at Normandy oh
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  okay are we going to fight Paul what oh we worked together and and one day
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  one the office administrator came up and said you aren't going to believe what is
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  downstairs and so we were like all right went down to have a look somebody had
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  made a mess uh I guess they were having some
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  stomach issues and didn't quite make it to the
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  toilet they made it to the correct room uh and then managed to get it everywhere
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  and they didn't clean it up they not only did they not clean it up they left
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  Footprints oh God Bleeding Out across
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  the carpet to the elevator no no as theyed the building you're leaving
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  Footprints in [ __ ] you need to take a long hard look at where your life is
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  yeah Y in no context is that not completely inappropriate so basically it
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  looked like there was just a big [ __ ] explosion and then shitty footprints
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  like fleeing the scene what the [ __ ] these people hold jobs they can
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  vote y oh so yeah needless to say didn't
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  believe until I saw it wow saw it wish I hadn't seen it these are adults these
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  are adults for reasons like that is why I didn't want to take off my shoes in
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  the public toilets at my work well yeah but no you your penis has been where
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  your butt should have been all day true that's true the weird thing about that
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  whole thing was right because I thought to myself how did I not notice when I
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  put these on and then I remembered right they're a fairly new pair so I'm not as
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  familiar with how they feel as some other pairs that I might have and as I
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  put them on this morning I thought to myself I thought these fit a bit better than
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  this so yeah is it do we need a jingle
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  for that Dave you want to take this one
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  with me all [Applause] [Music]
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  [Laughter] [Music]
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  backwards why is it that aliens when they do contact humans only contact
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  people like that yeah that's right crazy people very strategic usually people on
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  farms in Middle America yeah people who have also had run-ins with the yeti and
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  the Abominable Snowman and that's right well they got they got to worry about
• 29:58
  abominable snowman is you know Tibetan right he's not part of the yahi Yeti
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  culture no the yeti is the Snowman you're thinking of the Sasquatch that's
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  Amer no I'm thinking of Bigfoot [Music]
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  Sasquatch that's that's the Sasquatch what's the one that's apparently now
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  psychic oh apparently Big Foot sightings have progressed now now thing they're
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  [ __ ] psychic oh big fooot now mines now yeah they can communicate
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  telepathically that's how they communicate Pro's not D you're right you're right oh God we
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  got to link to that video that guy the one you senters of
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  the dude oh yeah that the guy from pgia State Forest the guy that went crazy
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  when Yi attacked him can you describe to me oh that that guy's mentally ill he just
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  [ __ ] starts screaming Jesus yeah yeah L to that yeah he got raped out in the bush
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  I reckon that's what's happened that's what I reckon happened he got [ __ ]
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  raped and his brain switched that off and went not was
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  aliens oh yeah cuz he tell he got gets dragged to the Hut and it's got col
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  legs hairy legs of men yeah in other words there were a lot of n [ __ ] men
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  around raping him
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  yeah that's dark Jesus terrifies
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  me well okay well the hunter is um it's an Australian film uh and it's got
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  William defo in it which is pretty cool was it the last film that we talked
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  about with him in it an Australian film as well no that was just that terrible
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  film about the end of the world yeah I know why I thought that was Australian
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  for some reason no it wasn't Australian we uh we are Australian we talked about
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  it that's what you oh that's it's your accent yeah Dave do you want to do an
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  intro for um William defo film review of the week all
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  right y I want some heavy slashy guitars
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  behind that sure slashy I'm pee I'm peeing while I
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  play yourself while you play for those guys who don't know um the hunter is set
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  in a rural Tasmanian town is this about the search for the thos scene it is it
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  is it is actually the M I will give it a look I love H by a a biotch company to
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  sort of track down the thilosene or as Dan mentioned the Tasmanian Tiger um in
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  the remote of Tasman Wilderness You know despite the fact that the Tiger has been
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  classified as extinct um there's been some recent sightings and uh they feel
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  that there might be one female left out in the wild [ __ ] it so let's go capture
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  it some sick Rich bastard wants to [ __ ] it so and then eat it yeah no so this
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  biotch company's interested in it because it's got some sort of saliva
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  that um had some special poisonous Properties or some some such thing
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  anyway they're willing to do anything to sort of get their hands on it cuz
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  they're um you know they they reckon they can synthesize it and you know use
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  it for lots of cool stuff or whatever right so in typical Australian Cinema
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  style like um the hunter spends most of its time in those you know Quiet Moments
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  sort of moving the story through drama rather than any kind of
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  action there's like a preponderance you know for Australian films to sort of
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  dwell on that inane annoying quiet [ __ ] that you know irritates me
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  constantly but but in this instance I think it served the film quite well
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  because there's you know some really sweeping Vistas and and beautiful
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  countryside um and in those sort of Quiet Moments they are the times you
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  sort of see William defo out there in the fields in the jungles and you know
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  searching around in the bush for this this D scene and I think it kept it kept
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  me pretty interested um the main Crux of the film though sort of hangs on his
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  relationship with these um this single mother and her two kids um whose dad was
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  an environmentalist who went out to look for the Tasmanian tiger and he's went
• 33:49
  missing so ah yeah so he ends up going out to the Wilderness and coming back
• 33:53
  constantly you know cuzz that's where his base of operations is he's sort of
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  boarding with this family um and so you know he goes out and um
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  you know does his thing comes back goes out does his thing comes back and you
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  know things take a turn for the worse and as as we always say spiral quickly
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  out of control nice [ __ ] uh but it's it gets really interesting near the end um
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  I don't want to spoil it for him because I think everyone should really watch it
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  um because it's probably the only Australian film I've ever watched and
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  thought you know I don't hate this so um
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  but it's a really sort of uh emotional film too on on on a few different levels
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  but I I thought Willam defo was really really good in it and um you know even
• 34:35
  at the end I uh had a bit of a te but uh yeah it was um it was a very powerful
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  kind of film and it wasn't it wasn't overplayed I mean some of the special
• 34:45
  effects weren't that great with the with you know the film and stuff but I think
• 34:49
  um you know wait it's a special effects film well no but there's some
• 34:53
  CGI well I don't want to get into any details there but you know soice said
• 34:58
  there's some CGI in there cool I'm taking that as a yes you've just ruined
• 35:01
  the movie for you well no actually you might be surprised but um it's a really
• 35:05
  good film and I think you guys should should go see it if only for the fact
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  that you know well on Def fo yeah there you go cool yeah I'll see a it's an
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  Australian film station the thos is just a guy dressed as like a thos and he just
• 35:20
  does things that a thos would normally do in everyone thinks that's really
• 35:22
  funny for some reason yeah yeah absolutely abely an Australian film so
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  I'm assuming Sam Neils in this oh my God he is is he the guy in the thos suit he is
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  in it he's a character in The thos he's the
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  thilosene and Sam Neil as the thilosene [Music]
• 35:45
  sweet now now you're someone who hasn't actually played a Diablo game before no
• 35:49
  this is the first time so what I mean it's actually quite different to Diablo
• 35:53
  I so why don't you run us through I mean did you enjoy it Luke or I did I can see
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  my when it comes out I can see I'm going to get a sore wrist from it yeah
• 36:01
  absolutely whacking off playing it yeah I was going to say that's hot that is so
• 36:06
  hot oh de Kane de Kane a stay a while and
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  [Music] listen yeah you have a you have a film review of your own Don't You Luke and it
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  wasn't SED by LucasArts was it no no no it's definitely nothing to
• 36:24
  do yeah okay take us through that will you
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  [Music]
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  [Laughter]
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  um and it's exactly what you're thinking it's Star Wars porn so who [ __ ]
• 37:36
  who um you have Darth Vader uh gets a
• 37:41
  [ __ ] from PR Slayer y oh wait a minute no that's that's realistic she
• 37:47
  was a prisoner of war he would have made her suck his dick go on yep um Obi-Wan
• 37:52
  Kenobi does a tusken Raider oh filthy how do you feel about that day mixed
• 37:58
  race e who did that [ __ ] a tusin Raider a that's off
• 38:04
  and hot was it a female tuskan raadar
• 38:10
  yes surprisingly she looks humid underneath all those clothes who would
• 38:14
  have thought who would have thought um remember we're talking a
• 38:19
  couple of weeks ago about Star Wars characters getting their own spin-off
• 38:22
  remember we're talking about the twins in the Cantina absolutely they get it on
• 38:27
  together oh no really incest nothing quite like that um there's a couple of
• 38:33
  scenes that have incest in this movie wow so is there a Luke and layer there's
• 38:39
  a Luke layer and Han oh yep I would not
• 38:42
  be sharing my sister but what I ended up she's all mine that's the only problem I
• 38:49
  have with it I'm like that that's the line can't have sex with me and my
• 38:55
  sister wait so you think it was Han wanted to screw Luke and Luke was like a
• 38:59
  I don't know I'm not if she's going to be [Laughter]
• 39:04
  here through the whole movie or is it it goes through a New Hope from start to
• 39:10
  finish no way yep and some of it is word for
• 39:15
  word like and there's no changing of people's names it is Luke Skywalker it
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  is Obi-Wan Kenobi is chewbaca I could smell your [ __ ] when I was brought
• 39:24
  aboard oh is there a chewy sex scene yes there is not chewy like
• 39:29
  yeah oh this sex so chewy chewy has
• 39:34
  sex yeah and there's lots of chewy sex scenes in it but I actually skipped most of the
• 39:41
  sex scenes cuz what oh yeah you just watch the interesting bits then yeah but
• 39:48
  nerd you know that I'm going to skip the hardcore pornography I'm going to go
• 39:51
  straight to the parts where it's you know just paring the film that I
• 39:56
  love was funny in some parts H um you
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  know that um that comedian um Eddie oh forget his name yeah know how he did the
• 40:08
  whole Jeff Vader and getting a train well they had jokes relating to that in
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  it oh really wow it was like is jef Vader here I've got his tray that's
• 40:18
  tough that actually came up three times in it wow running
• 40:24
  gag they handle the Death Star thing like with the Trench Run and stuff like a
• 40:30
  CG you're right too much in your
• 40:35
  window I like how how do they handle that death star and the trench run
• 40:39
  everything everything I know but then lca's
• 40:44
  CG I mean it wasn't like a penis having to get into a certain hole or anything
• 40:48
  it was just no it was the death star and the Tren w wow I used to Bulls I want
• 40:54
  breat back that was in there um they had Han
• 41:00
  shot first oh really he goes I shoot first and shoot
• 41:05
  often and shoots greo about six times whoa whoa so Han spoofs all over
• 41:12
  greo no he just shoots him with his gun
• 41:16
  blaster Blaster is he shooting with his Blaster look how well done was it in
• 41:22
  terms of like costumes and sets and stuff no like did it look good [ __ ]
• 41:26
  matters I want know uction value that's what I want to know a lot of it was
• 41:32
  quite a bit of it was done in front of a green screen
• 41:34
  sure imagine having to [ __ ] comp that imagine being at the [ __ ] post house
• 41:40
  and having somebody book a job for green screen and you come in to do the
• 41:44
  composite and you're like oh yeah I've got a composite Luke [ __ ] his sister against a
• 41:49
  background but it comes out the people I saw are actually X Files s Tri x porn
• 41:56
  parody the people who made it are feds though yeah looked like the X Files
• 42:02
  you'd like it Dave is there a Scully look like in it absolutely oh my God I'm
• 42:06
  getting on bit T right now there's uh yeah there's a scene where she
• 42:09
  masturbates in the shower thinking of molder and uh oh Dave does
• 42:15
  that yeah that's what me so you can relate I do like um they make fun of
• 42:20
  Porkins in it oh nice what's it called then the triple XX files I think it's
• 42:25
  just called hold on on let me see hold on that's what it should be called it's
• 42:30
  not I can pretend I don't still have it on my hard drive or I can just have a look for
• 42:34
  you download then yeah I will I could just give it to you I
• 42:40
  can give you the file uh let's see you give me the file [ __ ] it's
• 42:46
  called The Sex files of course Triple you take a screen screen cap of the
• 42:51
  Scully character just so I can see whether or not I'll uh I want to view
• 42:55
  this all right stand by please all right hold on hold on get a
• 43:01
  bit ahead of yourself there Dave so anyway we'll fill in the blanks
• 43:06
  here Luke uh if thumbs up or thumbs down what do you think
• 43:10
  um for you see a sequel would you see a sequel if they I would I would like to
• 43:15
  see a sequel to it I'd like them to do all three the Star Wars movies I thought
• 43:20
  that smelled bad on the outside did your penis come at any point during viewing
• 43:23
  this film no did not don't ask him personal questions yeah Jes I don't need to know that
• 43:28
  yeah but it did not
• 43:34
  right the end of it Che is the only one who get some
• 43:38
  metal okay so they're definitely fans [Music]
• 43:44
  yeah so project zomboid yes I've been playing it um on and off for the last
• 43:50
  couple of days and um I love it it's it's great the mood's Fantastic the
• 43:55
  audio is great the this is cool the only problem is that um once you die you die
• 44:01
  so you got to start again um so I I was
• 44:05
  you know trying to you know I woke up and my my wife was sick um she broke a
• 44:11
  leg so I is she still alive I strangled it with a pillow I'm like I'm not
• 44:14
  dealing with this I like yeah you're like cuz I want to play some games today well
• 44:22
  yeah so um I I smothered her with a pillow um and then I decided I decided
• 44:28
  I'd haul up in an old apartment block on the top floor so that that was my first
• 44:33
  mistake um I'll get to that later uh so you know I was running up and down all
• 44:38
  these stairs constantly to try and go out and get supplies and I was I was
• 44:41
  getting wood and barricading windows and I was I was going pretty well you're
• 44:44
  getting wood yeah yeah wood I need wood windows I I get direction to you just
• 44:50
  strangle the woman that kind of [ __ ] does turn me on um so um
• 44:57
  I can I just segue for a sec I I I had a
• 45:02
  woman right lesbian ask me the other night can you become so frightened you
• 45:08
  get an erection and I didn't have an answer for
• 45:12
  her I would have said no cuz well I said I've apparently never I said either you
• 45:18
  can't or I've never been so scared I became erected but now I'm
• 45:22
  curious um he want me to frighten you I don't think so I'm like should the next
• 45:26
  couple Winks our gold just to be the terrified in to such an extent that he
• 45:31
  either ends up in a mental institution or he gets a
• 45:35
  massive or ideally
• 45:39
  both oh dear it was one of the more more obscure
• 45:45
  questions I've been asked well I've Googled it and it it
• 45:49
  hasn't even come up it's it's almost like that's a question no one has ever
• 45:53
  asked you just Google fear erection I said can you scare someone to getting an
• 45:58
  erection apparently not so do you still want to do this experiment Dan cuz we
• 46:03
  can do it no it's right I've got a couple of good ide doesn't even know
• 46:06
  it's not worth knowing right oh it's scary if Google doesn't know no that's
• 46:09
  right is it so scary that you've got an erection no well a semi sure but I've
• 46:15
  often got but that's just normal I already had one so I can't [Music]
• 46:21
  tell we are living in a golden age I can literally have a conversation with a
• 46:25
  friend about someone's kids and then just type it into Google and then there
• 46:30
  they are thank God I'm not the only one that's all for this week thank you for
• 46:35
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