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Nate Jackson Crowd Work Pack_ Syracuse_ NY · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: And so let me talk to y'all right here in
• 0:01
  Speaker 1: the Pirates and the Cookies.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Y'all a couple, huh?
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all got good energy too, thigh to thigh.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Ma'am, how tall are you, if you don't
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: mind me asking? You know what I'm saying?
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Like, I feel like you look a good size next
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: to your man, but that little bitty white lady on
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: your right side is.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Not doing your, the little tiny lady next to you,
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: she's not doing your, rawr. Who, who's that, your mama?
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: You don't even know her? I like white people crazy,
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: but they just... She's like, come on, bitch. I don't
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: know you. Hey, little bitch.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to walk out the frame, Trent.
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: It is what it is. I'm here for these people.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: These goddamn fee-fi-fo-fum-ass people.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: Goddamn. Don't say damn to me. You bigger than my... 6'6.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: He be looking up at you. Hey, what's up, baby?
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: Shut up, Johnny. How tall are you? Who you hooping for?
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: God damn. I'm 6'5.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: 6'5? Woo!
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: That's a big... I mean, no disrespect. That's from the
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: movie where the dude be yelling that out in the background.
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: But that's a... Goddamn.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: You ever run out of gas, you for sure still
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: going to be at work. They said, baby, push this.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: I got to hurry up.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: I got to get neutral. She's like, I'm drinking. Goddamn
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: car sparking. Six five is crazy. You're the biggest woman
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my goddamn life. And you're beautiful, too.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: It's not like you big and awkward looking. It all
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: is in perspective. You got big knees and big calves.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: Big cheeks. Stand up.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: Stand up.
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: Let me see you. Spin around. Let these bitches know
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: how you do it. Oh, she got the thang, too.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: Got a little ass on yourself. That one for your ass.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: Three foot three. So where'd you meet her at? You
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: was at a WNBA game?
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: Do you hoop?
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: I don't want to judge you by your size. No,
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: I used to. You used to? I know that's right.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: You was undefeated. You were a legend somewhere. When did
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: you realize, like, when did you start, when did you
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: hit your goal spurt? Or were you a big baby? Oh,
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: I was always big. You were always big. I was
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: taller than my second grade teacher. You were taller than
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: your second grade teacher?
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm teaching today. We about to learn about yogurt.
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: So do you got big parents?
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Not really. So you got the giantism in you.
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  Speaker 3: No.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. You guys got kids?
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: He can't wait. He's like, nah, not yet.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: We about to go to the league though as soon
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: as I get me one.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: About to have me a little shack. Because you're tall, too.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: How tall are you?
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  Speaker 3: 6'3, 6'4?
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: 6'2.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: 6'2.
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: Goddamn. Y'all baby going to get down. Y'all baby going to.
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: Y'all baby going to walk out. Mommy. Your baby going
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: to come out and do a bounce pad.
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: I'm open.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: I'm open.
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: Outlet. Outlet.
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: 6'2 and 6'5, they baby gonna be 12'7. I'm calling
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: it now. Can I buy some stock in you, baby?
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: The baby going to the league. And you hoop too?
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: Used to. What'd you do? Football. Football. What position?
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: I was linebacker.
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: Outside, inside? Outside. Okay. Hit hard? No. It's not bubbles.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: You hit hard? Used to? Probably still got it. Where'd
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: you meet your girl? Somebody say, he the water boy.
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: How did you meet her? Tinder. Tinder? God damn. She
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: was just on there? That's it.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: Was she in pictures where she didn't look 6'6? She
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: gave some perspective in the, oh, he said, hell yeah.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: My bio says I'm six foot five. Your bio says
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: I'm six foot five? I just put it out there.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: He was like, you ain't no goddamn six foot five.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see you at Apple, but you ain't six
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  Speaker 1: foot five. Came in the restaurant like, yeah, damn. Let
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: me get two, two for 20s.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: As a starter. How long you been together? You want
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: me to come back? No, like three years. Three years?
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: Like three years or three years? Three years. What's wrong? Look,
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: whatever you're doing is too much. Security that came up
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: there and everything. You don't even want to be up there.
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: Here's a year's pocket. See, it's trash. Shatari, you got
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: to do better in life. You got to make better decisions.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: You need to spoil yourself better than that, Satara. Them
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: seats straight on, they better than that seat.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: That over on the side, you in the, I don't
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: know what you're, listen, you in the Abraham Lincoln seats
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: telling me how to talk. About to get assassinated. Reach
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: up there and tell her be quiet. Satara, that's enough.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: You really, you carry it real beautiful, so I like
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: what you're doing. Six foot five, doing your goddamn thing.
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: I like that. Hell yeah. You happy, huh, six two?
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: She be on top? She be smothering your little dumb
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: ass out, huh? You be like, oh! Take all this
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: six foot five. You mother... She spear-tackle you into the
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: bed like Goldberg. Give me that. Marquise.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: Look at all this goddamn poop.
• 6:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: Look at all this fucking pee-pee. My poop's impressive, usually. Yeah, well,
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: it's cute to me. Love is one thing to make
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: life easier, man.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Together love two people tackling life together that's the secret
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: to life y'all don't know.
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: That shut up.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: He's like i got it figured out it is two
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: income household goddamn somebody to bounce some ideas off of
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: keep you some sanity get you whatever you like you
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: out here fighting like.
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: Hell by yourself six years you versus the world Ain't
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: got to be like that. You can have somebody to
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: go with together. They down there. I got it. Oh,
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: I got my own bouncer. Huh? Yeah, polygamy. Whatever it is. So,
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: but you by yourself, sir.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: You said more than one and there's two empty seats
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: next to you. You said it as if you had.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: And then I looked over and everything around you was empty.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 7:59
  Speaker 4: You're heartless and greedy. So where are your girls? Your
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: guy is at home?
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: Well, let me show you what I got because, you know,
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: it's your little hat. Now I can see it. Yeah,
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: you got your little gay hat on. I should have
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: seen that when I looked over there. So you got
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: a husband, a man....
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: What's up with the rest of the sentence, man? I'm stuck.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, he pushed it down my throat. I
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: can't get it out. Okay, so you have a boyfriend
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: that has a girlfriend.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: You all live together. Three incomes, no kids. How much
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: is your part of the rent? You built houses? A
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: gay house builder? We got to make sure that all
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: of the wood is attached to other wood. This is
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: how I can put a nail in. Damn, that's not
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: where I want to put it. You can suck a
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: nail out of a wall. I don't know why they
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: call that drywall. I bet, to be honest with you,
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: I bet a gay man can get the fuck out
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: of the house because y'all be more worried about the details.
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, this tile doesn't match this wall. Men
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: be like, man, just put the shit in there. Big boy,
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: I see you first. Now you was in the lobby.
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: Did you want smoke or no? He was like, oh.
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Don't get mad later and try to goddamn bear hug me.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: What'd you eat today? You impressive. All right. Now, what's
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: your name? Had a baby? That's not what you said.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Somebody pass that up. That's all you said? That was
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: hella syllables, bro. I'm like, what's your name? What? Mac.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: People call you Big Mac? They be like, number one!
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: If I live here and we was homies, I'll call you.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: Let me get a.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: That'd be what I'd call you.
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: Hey, yo, let me get a... And you got to
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: respond to that. So what do you do for a living?
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: You a chef? Can you speak up?
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: Why you throw the bro on like you mad at me?
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't feed you. You did that to you.
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: I do security, bro. It's all in that club with
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: a bazooka. Catch me. Where you do security at?
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Somebody said Burger King. Y'all ain't. I heard it. Not
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Burger King. You know what?
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: They too disrespectful for this interaction.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Where you do security? If I want to come to
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: your job and hang out, where I got to go?
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: Man, put your head back so the air can get
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: out your body.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: God damn.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Everything you say sounds like a balloon getting let out
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: at the end of a birthday party.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Wrong, wrong, wrong.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: I work in private security.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: I work in private security. Put your head back. So
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: private security... Securing like people, making sure they good. I'll
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: hire you. He said, I know, damn right. You're shooting,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: I'll be like. I'm right behind that. Yep, yep, there
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: we go. Where are we going, Mac? Let me get,
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: where are we going? You want some, do you want
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: to talk?
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: You do.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Well, what's your name, baby?
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Deja.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Deja, this is going to be good. You know what
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? And then who is that trying to, little
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: but trying to be big? How tall are you, sir?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: You look very awkward next to your girl. Five foot five.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: God damn, she is a foot taller than you. Stand up. No,
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: you're a little man. Wow. Do you know? The Munchkin Man.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: What's your name? Roland? That's how you be getting around, too.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: So you 5'5. Go on, sit down, man. I know
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: your little legs hurt. And how tall are you, sis?
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Stand up. Stand up. No. Stand up, Roland. Back to back. No,
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: stay up, sis. Roland, stand up. Put your back on
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: her back. Since y'all both 5'5. Hell nah, 6'3. Your
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: girl bigger than you, she pick you up and eat
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: your ass. Come here, mother. You be like, yeah. So
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: how did y'all meet? What's y'all love story origin? He
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: stalked you? This is what you wanted me to talk
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: to y'all about? You sitting here with your stalker?
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I think you playing with the concept. I don't know
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: if you truly been stalked. I want a piece of
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: your hair. You didn't stalk her.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Tell me what happened, fam. You just found her on Facebook. Like,
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: what's up, child? She was like, I'm Tali. You met
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: on Facebook for real? Yeah. How did you meet her
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: in person then? She offered to cook for me. I said, no,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: I'll take you out to eat. She offered to cook
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: for you. And you said, no, I'll take you out
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: to eat. With your stupid ass. Let her cook. You
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: could have learned so much. Where'd you take her to eat?
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: A spinach restaurant? Oh, Spanish. I was like, I didn't
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: know they had whole restaurants based on Spanish. That's where
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: she was born. That's why she's so goddamn strong. That's
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Popeye the Sailor Man.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: So you took her to a Spanish restaurant where you
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: were eating and they're like, ma, ma, ma.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: In the background. You're like, so what you into? She's like,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I like to cook. You got me out here. Y'all
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: in love?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: You are?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: How much you love him? Scale from one to 3,000. 4,000. Okay. Okay. Sir,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: how much you love her back? How much do you
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: love her back? Scale from one to 10.
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  Speaker 3: 1,000.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: So she love you folk. 2,000 more.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: 3,000 more to your 1,000.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: I set you up a little bit, but both of
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: you tried to exceed the scale. I appreciate that. So
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: nine years, what's the secret? Let's learn about love so
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: they can grow. Family? What that mean? Keep her pregnant?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: That's man's translation.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: That's at least 18 moments.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Ma'am, what's the real secret? Not giving up because everybody
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: goes through problems.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: I like that. That's actually deeper than the moment. You
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: took this fun, lighthearted moment and turned it into fucking Maury.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Not giving up, because everybody goes through problems. When you
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: say that, everybody got to reflect. Do I go through problems?
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Everybody in the building's like, yeah, stupid coming home whenever
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: she want. Every girl's like, remember when you was a problem, Terrell?
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: You make everybody reflect, and they'll say, get over it
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: and stay. That's real. What's your name? Raven. Raven. And
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: then what's your name? Hold on, she got friends. This
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: is one of them communities.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: That's your cousin? Why her seat's so bad? God damn, Raven,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you could have told her about the show. You didn't
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: want to text her when you got your ticket? This
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: is literally in the rafters. Think the worst seat's in
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: She's like, hey, Raven! Raven! Raven like, hey, Raven. That's
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: how far you are. What's your name, cousin? What's your
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: cousin name, Raven? Shatara. Shatara? Yeah, you sound like you fight.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: And do. And will be. I've been out two days.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I came to fight and go back. Them seats trash, baby.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: What that seat cost? Just out of curiosity. You bought
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: that at a gas station? That goddamn ticket is terrible. Raven!
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: She said it like Kendrick yelled out mustard. A raven
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: on a beat. And then what's your name, fam? Daquan.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: You got a job? Daquan, what you do for a living?
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Case manager for Shatara. Get us on notice. Permanent supportive housing.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: One more time without the stutter. Permanent supportive housing. People
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: with mental disabilities. Well, you got to, we need that.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: We need that. Nobody crazy clap for you right now.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I'm still on the list. I'm out here almost at
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: a show having fun. I've been on the list now. years.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: And what do you do, Raven? I'm a phlebotomist, but
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I go to school for nursing. Phlebotomist. But you go
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: to school for nursing.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: So the phlebotomist, that's the one that take the blood
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: and That's what's up. You ever meet somebody in the
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: lobby and they mean to you so you like poke
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: them out a few more times?
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: You don't even want to answer that.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Look.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Goddamn HIPAA violation sitting right there. It's like, um, yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I'm a crip and I take blood. So yeah, I
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: poke the c * * ks. You know what I'm saying?
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, so who? They'll be like, what? What's
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: your name, sir? I'm talking to you. Tone. Nice to
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: meet you, John. So is Anthony in full? Nice to
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: meet you, John. And then who's the queen right here
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: you got in the little arm lock? Anila. Okay. And
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: where you from, Anila? That sound like that ain't from America. Atlanta.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You move from Atlanta to Syracuse? Where y'all stay? Oh,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: you in the Hamptons? Okay. What you do for work, sir?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: You own Royalty Rentals? I see y'all on Instagram. That's crazy.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: I made that up.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. So I believe in.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Small businesses, so let's go ahead and shout yours out.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Royalty Rentals, that's the Instagram too, at Royalty Rentals? NY.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: And so you rent out higher end cars? Yes. You
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: rent out helicopters and planes to anybody? They don't even
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: got to have... I'd be like.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Come outside, come outside.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: It is me. I don't know how to. I don't
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: know what I'm doing, though. I don't know how to
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: land it. There's a robot in here with me, though.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: You can hear me come by.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: You can rent a plane just because. No license.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: No license.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: How many planes you own that you got a plane rental?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You rent the plane that we rent from you? Hold up.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: How much more are you adding on? Like if I
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: want a plane on a Tuesday, like what'd they charge you?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: From where to where? A full tank of gas. That's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: not how you fly a plane. You got to pick
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: your destination. I'm going to eat. Yeah, we got to
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: land now. We're going to round out.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: That's how you drive your car. I'm flying.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: How far can one tank of gas get you? You
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: got the little what? The five, sixes? What kind of
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: plane you got?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Cessnas? G-4s? Yeah, I said five, six, G-5, G-6. So
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: your biggest one is G4? How much that cost? Let's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: say I had to show... How far is Buffalo from here?
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: How far is that? Two hour drive? Yeah, let's say
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I had... That's a five minute flight. I'm with that.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: That's so fast, they throw the peanuts at you.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: We ain't got time to bring the cart down. Take
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: your penis. He's like, that's all I give? Supremas? I'm
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: about to eat the pilot. If we use you for
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: personal security to go to Buffalo, you gonna come?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: If we get on a little plane from him, you
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: gonna have to stand in the middle, though, the whole flight.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Gotta get up there going like this. The whole plane,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: swag surfing. We'll get you and both them tall and
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: split sides just to be even in the air. She'll
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: be like, I'm down for that. Matter of fact, why
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: don't you throw us a Buffalo? Just put us like
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: a paper plane. Does your plane come with the pilot?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: How much is it to go from Buffalo to Washington, D.C.?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: She said, say hello. 13,000?
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: I can't do it this year.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I gotta get like two, three robots to do these
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: shows for me. Then I gotta get the money from
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: the robots and then we'll be able to fly for 13,000.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: What if you come with us? It cost less then?
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: It's free if you go? It's not free? How much
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: is it, just gas? Hello? Come here, dude. You on
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: the internet. We blowing it up. I should be an
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: ambassador for the business. Royalty rentals. Hell yeah. I live
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: in the Hamptons too now. I just moved in across
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: the street. And so what do you do for a living, ma'am?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: You a dancer? No, she said, I'm a CNA. I twerk.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: That's what I heard. He got all of mine, y'all.