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- 0:07Now broadcasting from the next-gen conservative Studio
- 0:11here in sunny South Florida. Bringing you the latest in
- 0:14politics current events and pop culture.
- 0:18This is he's the Whitfield Report with Sam Whitfield.
- 0:30Hey there, folks. Welcome to the saturday night
- 0:35show. He ha.
- 0:38Oh wait, that's not the name of the show fuckin'-a.
- 0:42Might as well be though. It might as well be going on two
- 0:46years now. Anyway, though.
- 0:48Welcome to the Whitfield report. How you doing?
- 0:53Mr. Sleepy gamma. I'm I'm sleepy man.
- 1:00I'm sleepy. I'm good.
- 1:01How are you? I'm doing okay.
- 1:04It's been a it's been an interesting week, you know it
- 1:10there there never is a dull moment on the Internet or in the
- 1:15political world, which to me there they've kind of they're
- 1:21interchangeable at this point. It seems like but it's all
- 1:25fucking professional wrestling. But yeah go on.
- 1:29It is, it is all pro pro wrestling, which makes it all
- 1:35gay. But anyway, go ahead and it is
- 1:38guy. Yeah, I will I will say this
- 1:42though. Chat always wins.
- 1:44That's for sure. I've known that for my entire
- 1:48life almost as long as each at Okie is the first one here.
- 1:52He says Sammy, good evening, two years.
- 1:56Damn time, flies by yeah. Yeah.
- 2:00All right. Go ahead have more like,
- 2:02however, many Sam's been doing this shit too.
- 2:06Well, almost almost three years as your co-host for real.
- 2:12Yeah. I think I think so.
- 2:15I think I might jump off of something.
- 2:18Well, well, not well, not yet. Because if you jump off
- 2:23something, then, I mean, I'm gonna have to like, roll myself.
- 2:29A bridge or something like that. No, you misunderstand.
- 2:32I'll jump. I'm not talking about jumping
- 2:33off of like some too high. I just, maybe I need to be
- 2:35crippled like you and then we can, you know, we can be really.
- 2:39We libros, the relationships getting that far enough into it.
- 2:43I think it's about time. I Crypt myself for you is what
- 2:45I'm saying. Well, I mean, yeah.
- 2:48Well, I mean you are already the emotional cripple.
- 2:51So it's true. We do have that Dynamic but it's
- 2:56a fact. What are we talking about today,
- 2:58man? Anyways, speaking of emotional
- 3:00cripples, you know, we joke about, you know, you being an
- 3:08emotional cripple, but honestly, I'm not sure that there's any
- 3:12one more emotionally crippled out though, then our former
- 3:18friend at the show, moyzisch. You know, the first the reaction
- 3:27I got to that first documentary was from his crowd would.
- 3:32Oh, that's it. That's all there is.
- 3:34Yeah, we already knew all this stuff.
- 3:37Yeah, that's all person has. Oh, man.
- 3:43That's not that's week. And then Friday came around and
- 3:50whine. It was going to be long, but I
- 3:53didn't honestly expect it. I mean, he wasn't kidding when
- 3:57he said it was going to be a long documenter.
- 3:59Yeah, that thing. But then clocked in at three
- 4:04hours. Well now the whole thing clocks
- 4:06in at like 5:00, doesn't it? Yeah.
- 4:08Yeah, if you combine two parts together, it clocks in at like 5
- 4:13hours which is almost as long as the Godfather as Falco punch
- 4:20points out, right. But See you in the chat.
- 4:27No, no, okay. He's doing his own show.
- 4:30That's why I asked he is he is hosting a he is hosting his own
- 4:35thing thing though. I saw you on Twitter, politely.
- 4:38Ask them to move their time this history through your show.
- 4:42Well, well, well funny thing about that is is that like
- 4:46Falcon and I were talking and dance because he's like, man,
- 4:50all these, all these other big YouTubers are always gone at the
- 4:54same time. As mean, it's really annoying.
- 4:57Yeah, so we were talking about that and DM's and then it's
- 5:02like, hold on motherfucker. Yeah, we host the biggest debate
- 5:07during Sam's dime. Yeah, the, the documentary, The
- 5:12merch, you mentary Terrors Berg as it were to be honest with
- 5:17you. I saw much of the same reaction
- 5:20from the merge crowd this time. As I did the last time.
- 5:24Oh, it's boring. Oh, It's nothing, nothing.
- 5:27We don't know. And for mercy, in particular,
- 5:31it's been interesting because he has this idea that the note that
- 5:35like we make fun of him, porcelain makes documentaries
- 5:39about people in an attempt to end their career to like try and
- 5:44shame them off the internet, you know?
- 5:47Or something dramatic. Like that.
- 5:49Yeah, they the past would prove that that is not happened for
- 5:54anybody. He's made a documentary.
- 5:55Hurry over. No.
- 5:57I it's it's simply entertainment and merciless to say.
- 6:01Oh, I'm fine. I'm a loser and I'm fucking
- 6:05stupid. Yeah, I admit all those things.
- 6:08You can't say that I'm those things and laugh about it
- 6:10because I admit it, you know, like like that's a valid are,
- 6:15you know, I mean, it's it's kind of, it's weird.
- 6:18You know, it's weird. Well, you know, you know what,
- 6:21you know, it's interesting. So someone pointed this out to
- 6:24me. Is Right.
- 6:27Birth is one of these people that like, accuses porcelain of
- 6:32trying to do life ruination, which is kind of absurd.
- 6:36Because as you just mentioned, like porcelain just likes to
- 6:39laugh at people. However, it is.
- 6:42It is interesting that like, Marsh would say that porcelain
- 6:48because this is one of those things like, you know, Look,
- 6:53it's almost like look in the mirror.
- 6:55It's almost like Murph is projecting his own mode of onto
- 7:00porcelain doll. I wished it would see.
- 7:02No, no not almost, I mean, exactly.
- 7:05And it's not not just in this instance.
- 7:07It's what he, you know, he's got this the, it's a, it's a weird
- 7:12revolving, mirror or whatever, revolving portrait of these
- 7:18fucking idiot. People on the internet.
- 7:21They all fall into the same hole.
- 7:24All of them. They give us some sort of It's
- 7:28happening with the Kino casino right now.
- 7:31Yeah, literally, it has been four weeks.
- 7:34They get some success and then rightfully.
- 7:38So, in some cases and then they start to believe that they can't
- 7:42be criticized for whatever reason, they can't be made fun
- 7:45of because they don't think whatever people are laughing
- 7:47about them is funny. Then nobody else can laugh about
- 7:51it. And then you start blocking
- 7:52people and, you know, were ski with the whole dmca thing that
- 7:56we talked about. A couple weeks ago that whiskey
- 8:01came on and successfully derailed.
- 8:02We didn't get through the whole video.
- 8:03But yeah, you'd like, you know, he DMC it for whatever reason
- 8:09but it's you he just keeps double triple quadruple and down
- 8:13and you know, you could just say, yeah, I did it.
- 8:16Fuck him at the time. I was five but it's stupid.
- 8:19I wouldn't do it again or something like that, instead.
- 8:21It's just so, it's just creating this little bubble where of
- 8:26people Inside the keynote, Casino crew that are going to
- 8:29keep fighting off people that are like, wait a minute, your
- 8:32your Gods aren't as pure as you think they are.
- 8:34You're just not paying attention.
- 8:36It seems should happen with Owen.
- 8:37Same shit. Goes on with Merce.
- 8:39Merce is just unique perhaps in the sense that he's able to
- 8:43like, keep some sort of sustenance to it, even though he
- 8:47keeps crashing cars. And, and all the funny things in
- 8:50the documentary. He hasn't got a real fucking job
- 8:52and a long time. So that deserves some kind of
- 8:55props. He's tricking.
- 8:56These fucking charges enough retards into giving him money
- 8:59that he's stayed afloat, somewhat.
- 9:02Yeah, and I mean and I mean the other thing too, I would say is
- 9:07yeah. Like porcelain likes to, you
- 9:10know, make fun of people but I will show the smersh.
- 9:14Yeah, well mert warmers just too.
- 9:16But I mean, I will say this to for porcelain.
- 9:19I don't know if you've seen any of the Joe Matarese talk
- 9:22documentaries, he's done on that comedian.
- 9:25Yeah, but I mean, to be fair in a weird way, like, Pourcel
- 9:34night. I don't want to say, you
- 9:36directly helps redeem Joe Matarese, but like I think Joe
- 9:40mad race was like one of the only people who like looked at
- 9:44porcelains documentary and was like, you know, this guy might
- 9:50actually have a point in stardom like turning his life around.
- 9:54Yeah. Yeah.
- 9:55I saw, I saw, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I saw that in
- 9:58the process of I think making part 3, Matarese was actually
- 10:02like engaging with On Twitter and stuff and like, offering
- 10:06interviews and something like that.
- 10:10I had not seen those those videos, but I know what you're
- 10:12talking about. They're actually they're
- 10:15actually is there actually is like an interview where like
- 10:20it's like four hours long and you know, I don't really know
- 10:23anything a general matter. He's but like it was or
- 10:25interesting because like like it's a four hour long interview
- 10:31and And you know John Matarese basically kind of says more or
- 10:37less, you know, like, you know, like you wasn't trying to suck
- 10:41up to porcelain. He was like, you know, dude,
- 10:43thank you like you, you know, you pointed out like some
- 10:46glaring, you know, flies that I could NE see.
- 10:50And you know, Todd's pretty cool part of it was my flaws and
- 10:54part. It was also, you know the
- 10:56pressure of Show Business to which, you know, I think
- 11:00porcelain or understood that too.
- 11:02So, It was, it was cool. And I mean, I think that is
- 11:08maybe not porcelains direct motivation.
- 11:11But I mean, I think like, if more of his subjects were to do
- 11:15that, I think that would be cool.
- 11:18Well, yeah, and I mean, I think the ultimate goal I don't think
- 11:22he's I think he tries to be like a like a scientist, you know,
- 11:28studying a rare species, you know, you don't want to You
- 11:32don't really want to interrupt their natural habitat too much
- 11:35because then you're going to lose the natural beauty.
- 11:39You know, there are those there are mad scientists out there
- 11:42that find a new species and manipulate them and their way
- 11:45own way, you know, we've seen a lot of that on the internet with
- 11:48little cows and stuff, especially Christian and the
- 11:50like, the earlier little cows. But yeah, I think, you know,
- 11:56porcelains just documents, you know, he calls them document.
- 12:00They're not documentaries. They're just their videos.
- 12:04With a script narrated. But that are that are just like
- 12:10super well done to so. Yeah.
- 12:15Yeah, but um, yeah. No, I did to get back to it.
- 12:19I I did listen to the whole thing in bits and pieces.
- 12:22I didn't get to watch very much of it at all because I was at
- 12:26work and three hours is a long ass fucking time.
- 12:29So I have not had a chance to go back and actually watch it.
- 12:33I'm not sure that I will, to be honest with you.
- 12:35I might try It was very funny. There was some.
- 12:40Some very funny parts there. I will say that I do in the
- 12:45process of pausing and unpausing helping customers and stuff.
- 12:49While at work. There was a part where I
- 12:52unpaused, two men and a woman, Indian talking back and forth,
- 12:59very fast. Like they were pretending to be
- 13:01angry at each other. What the fuck are you talking
- 13:03about? And I had to double-check my to
- 13:05pull my phone out of my pocket. Make sure I didn't click on a
- 13:08different video. You're right.
- 13:10And so yeah, props to porcelain for that part.
- 13:13It went on a long time. It seems like, but it was very
- 13:17funny. What I think it would have been
- 13:19funnier if I could have seen the actors.
- 13:23Reading the stuff. Oh boy, Cub, wait a minute,
- 13:27believe me. It's worth it.
- 13:29So, because I love racist stereotypical voices and I,
- 13:33especially love their, their native tongues speaking them
- 13:37when they're just. So, so stereotypical.
- 13:41Fucking racist as good. It's good stuff.
- 13:45So porcelain on that zellaby. I'm sure you.
- 13:49I'm sure you figured this out and I'm sure the audience
- 13:53figured this out. And by the way, Earl Earl pipe
- 13:56in the chat is absolutely right. Mercy memory.
- 13:59Part 2 was was amazing. But yeah, the the I think the
- 14:07Indian reenactment of the Text messages between kitties and
- 14:14merge what, which literally, that that's what was, and not
- 14:21only that. But But the actors went through
- 14:25the entire thread to. That's what's so amazing.
- 14:30Is, what is what's funny? What's funny is?
- 14:36Yes, they would do the whole thing, but I just imagined it at
- 14:40one point. I literally had to pull myself
- 14:42away from the from customers, because I imagined porcelain
- 14:47commissioning these people to do a dramatic reading of these text
- 14:51messages. Right, that's certainly what it
- 14:54seemed like the effect. They were trying to achieve and
- 14:58again they were so stereotypically Indian trying to
- 15:03be dramatic the way that like talking quickly, you know,
- 15:08besides Trump drama. You know, what the fuck?
- 15:10Are you talking about? I don't know what you mean, but
- 15:13I thought about at all so it was like, man.
- 15:17It was Orchestra to my racist year.
- 15:22Good. Mauritius, Earl pipe and child
- 15:26says versus Sims game to. Do you pathetic for even the
- 15:30proof Ella fellas? Yeah, and that's, that's the
- 15:34other thing too. Is like, imagine, like you and
- 15:38you don't even have to admit. Like, imagine if you're imagine,
- 15:41if you're just like an actor or in your, you know, and you get
- 15:46this script. And then you find out that like
- 15:51wait, this is this is real. Yeah, like it.
- 15:55Like the whole the whole Tech I think would win funny to if they
- 15:59did if they they kind of did do it like a soap opera almost
- 16:05which was which is what's so funny is Is just in a weird way,
- 16:12it was like a soap opera. Yeah.
- 16:18Yes. It was very, very bad, but it
- 16:21was very funny, very funny. The other thing too, is, I don't
- 16:24know if you saw the well, obviously, since you were just
- 16:28listening to it, you didn't see the chat.
- 16:30But like one of the things was fun and chat is people kept
- 16:34saying. I haven't said this, like wow,
- 16:37Indian murse is more. then like actual Indian we're shy.
- 16:46Yeah, right. Because like an Indian
- 16:48Merchants. I like about.
- 16:50Like, you know, early 30s. Like he has, just like thick
- 16:54like, you know, jet black hair like, you know, yeah, it's like
- 16:58yeah, it's like a mustache, but Blake, he's not like fat
- 17:03definitely, you know, he's just like he's a skinny.
- 17:05He's a skinny brown guy. Basically, you know, intercut
- 17:11that with you, no mercy. Renting out kitties and it was
- 17:15like an Marsh. The marshmallow stuff.
- 17:21So. Yeah, but I like, yeah, so yeah,
- 17:26that's it. Will say, there was a moment in
- 17:29there when I wish I would have had, I could have had porcelains
- 17:33ear while he was making it because they was can't remember
- 17:39what part it was exactly at this point or right now, but He-he's,
- 17:43like. Oh, I think it was that little
- 17:46fight that he had with Roy's Ruiz.
- 17:47Like, I've been being nice to you all day.
- 17:50I've been being nice to you, and I thought it would be funny if
- 17:54he could just for 15 seconds splice in a you no mercy has a
- 17:59habit of, you know, calling in favors to smaller streamers,
- 18:03whether they're crippled or not. And then Chuck show a clip of
- 18:07him laughing at you and calling you while Junior, whatever.
- 18:11Oh, nice to you. Oh, so thank you for reminding
- 18:15me. That's the other thing.
- 18:16So I don't. So full of this climber.
- 18:20I don't know if this is the actual mr.
- 18:23Medic her? Because I know that they're
- 18:24like, thousands of people pretending to be Mister medic
- 18:29her, but unprompted from me. Mr. Maddock her, or someone
- 18:37imitating. Mr. Maddock her.
- 18:39I don't know which did the I was nice to you thing in chat, which
- 18:48I thought was a couple times which I thought was funny and
- 18:54Medicare was watching it. I know he was watching it live.
- 18:57So proud was probably him and then said something like saying
- 19:01what field did nothing wrong, so I did about that.
- 19:04I don't know about that. Then this so I well.
- 19:08Yeah, so either that's fake much either.
- 19:10That's fake. Most romantic her or Or Jim has
- 19:15actually noticed me which I'm not sure if that's so it doesn't
- 19:18seem to notice me. Senpai.
- 19:20Noticed me Daddy Jim. No, I'm not I'm not gonna do.
- 19:24Yeah, you know, you don't want to be friends with that guy.
- 19:26You know, you don't want on his radar.
- 19:28All the only reason you might is all the money it would make you
- 19:34look at all the money they on the that follows that man around
- 19:36on the internet for fuck sake. Well, yeah, if if my club
- 19:41Alberto can make you know, was just raining, you know, a debate
- 19:47between Medicare and And you know Fuentes cat-boy, you know,
- 19:57yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying.
- 19:59If you you know, if you were somehow managed to land like an
- 20:03interview with met occur, that would boost your numbers in
- 20:06ways. You know, at certainly for at
- 20:09least that one stream and if yeah, you know, if anything
- 20:14fruitful came of it God, you know people be trolling you into
- 20:18Oblivion, but you make a lot of money.
- 20:19Look at Ralph Ralph Ralph at least is Ralph still makes money
- 20:23and it seems like everybody fucking hates him.
- 20:26And I don't think nobody wants, that's another one.
- 20:28Nobody wants Ralph to go away except maybe the Vickers.
- 20:32But yeah, which I which I can't really blame them for that.
- 20:36But you know, they have the right there.
- 20:38They have their reasons. Speaking of speaking of Rage
- 20:43piggy, though. So Chrissy mayor who we've
- 20:52mentioned? I don't know if we were on men
- 20:56but we've made reference to her before on the show.
- 20:58I don't even know. Roy.
- 21:00She's a comedian. I know that and I and I've seen
- 21:03you since four on Twitter, a lot.
- 21:05I know that shut up. Well, well shut up.
- 21:11So, shut up. Nothing.
- 21:12You simper every goddamn thing with tits on Twitter.
- 21:15It's fine. I idea Aussie Aussie, you do pay
- 21:23attention. That's a horse.
- 21:24Of course. You're my little brother man.
- 21:25I'm always good. Always got my eye, you know,
- 21:28peeking over your shoulder, which is it hard because you're
- 21:31like, you know, you're so much lower to the ground than me.
- 21:35Yeah, that's it. Yes, and and I'm also, I'm also
- 21:38dictated to the Berta app again. So I'm tweet and I'm twittering
- 21:43every five minutes. But she, when I when I first
- 21:53heard that she was going to, you know, interview with and Ralph.
- 21:58I was like, oh no, she has no idea what she's getting herself
- 22:03into and lo and behold. Well, but you know, that her and
- 22:09Brittany venti and at Star Wars girl and some other holes.
- 22:18We're doing a podcast like a week before that and they all
- 22:26without showing it on screen. They all watched Ralph's
- 22:30disgusting. Fucking sex tape and reacted to
- 22:33it live. Yeah, aren't Southern, was there
- 22:35to who again whole but yeah. And then Ralph agreed to come on
- 22:42after that. So, you know, look, I've said it
- 22:46before. And I'm only half kidding.
- 22:52When I say that all grown men who aspire to anything
- 22:58professional wrestling, should probably kill themselves, but
- 23:04especially the ones that do it in real life.
- 23:07Like these into these internet personalities, mesh is one of
- 23:10them. Ethan, Ralph is the
- 23:12personification. That's why I think that's why
- 23:14he's so fascinating to everybody because he is like, he's like a
- 23:17heel was in the old days of wrestling, when you were little
- 23:21ass. Kid, like you're like, okay,
- 23:23maybe this is fake. But there's no fucking way that
- 23:26this is fake. This is awesome.
- 23:27You know, like we were like insert fucking wrestler, you
- 23:30know from back in the Golden Age.
- 23:33Yeah, you know and Ralph Ralph's fans are kind of like that.
- 23:38They're like, you can't fucking see, you can't stop this dude.
- 23:41He's not even fucking he's not even, I don't know.
- 23:43Like he's not even real. So I think that getting his face
- 23:48smashed into Portuguese. Reet might have done some
- 23:53serious mental damage because this could like this is only
- 23:59helped Chrissy. I think if anything and
- 24:04certainly gained him more hate fans or hate Watchers, perhaps.
- 24:09But yeah, you know, I mean I did but I didn't watch the whole
- 24:14show but I definitely saw a couple of Clips where I'm sure,
- 24:17which I think we're going to watch at least one of them, but
- 24:21he She didn't she did giggle at a at a super chat, but Ralph
- 24:27goes into fucking Defcon fuckin oink.
- 24:32I guess Steph con Su and not only leaves the fucking show,
- 24:41but then goes and you know, start fires up a whole new live
- 24:43stream and hollers like no man has ever hollered before.
- 24:48So again, I don't know how much of its real.
- 24:51How much of it is just leaning into this dumb shit.
- 24:53I don't, I don't really care. I don't, I've been paying
- 24:56attention to it much of it, but I can't avoid it either.
- 25:00It's like a goddamn train wreck. Yeah, I don't well and see in
- 25:04one. See, this is kind of funny thing
- 25:06is like, is he like, I I kind of tend to hang out and, you know,
- 25:13the kind of like nerdy comic book subculture.
- 25:18Sure. Working of you to write and
- 25:21that's kind of where Chris Christie is.
- 25:24And then, you know, I've kind of kept, you know, politics and
- 25:27blood Sports over here on like another side.
- 25:31But then Ralph, for whatever reason, you know, goes on
- 25:35Chrissy's show. And now all the comic book
- 25:38people actually. Like most actually mezzanine are
- 25:42like. So dude.
- 25:45Is this even real? Like how much of it is a bit?
- 25:48Like is this guy for real? And like I suppose that's
- 25:51another thing. That's interesting.
- 25:53I Ralph is like part of it could be a bit, but I feel like his
- 25:58thing like he is, he's so far into it that like, he's become
- 26:03the character almost that you're right Sam because it used to it
- 26:07was for a long time for most of his career on the Let you know,
- 26:11he would say things publicly and then you know people would talk
- 26:15privately. And a lot of in a lot of cases,
- 26:18anyway, and be like, oh, yeah, you know, it's fucking, we're
- 26:21gonna go or talk, you know, beforehand and be like, hey,
- 26:24we're going to go on and yell at each other about this, that, and
- 26:27the other. And, you know, we're not going
- 26:28to bring this for that up. But everything else is fucking
- 26:31free game, you know, kind of like, you know what I'm saying,
- 26:34like a free reign or, you know, yeah, free association, fucking
- 26:39blood Sports, kind of thing with rules in place in a lot of
- 26:43cases. But yeah, He's been doing it for
- 26:47so long. And again, I think many many
- 26:51people are are onto something when they suggest that getting
- 26:56your fucking ass. Your orbital bone, pounded into
- 27:00your brain, in a foreign country.
- 27:03It habits have to have surgery. They're probably fucked with
- 27:08your mental faculties a little bit.
- 27:10And yeah, he's probably lost in the character now and I just
- 27:15feel bad for anyone. One that's related closely
- 27:18associated with him that poor child.
- 27:23Both of them. Yeah.
- 27:25Well miss his first born I think is going to be.
- 27:27All right, maybe he's at see certainly in a better place then
- 27:32whatever that whatever his daughter's name is the because
- 27:37she's going to be on, you know, living off Social Services.
- 27:42Yeah, or the other at least as fucked up as they.
- 27:46Maybe there's a family unit there and a pretty cohesive one.
- 27:51So hmm. But anyway, what are we
- 27:55watching? So, some assistance you
- 27:59mentioned the Since you mentioned, the superclass got
- 28:05chatting. And by the way, all the clips
- 28:07that I found, I didn't watch the whole stream of the best Clips.
- 28:12I tried clipping. Some the stream myself with
- 28:16admittedly Cog. Backwards, internet did a much
- 28:21better job of clipping this stream, then I did.
- 28:24Yeah, that niggas been doing it for, like, fucking eight years.
- 28:29And by the way, I mean, I don't even Don't even know cogs.
- 28:33So real real well, so he's a limey limey British content know
- 28:43I know, I know, I know I know, I know he's a limey.
- 28:46It's just funny that some people think that I'm on his payroll
- 28:50first time on the Vickers payroll.
- 28:54Yeah. They've all got to have a
- 28:55theory, Sam, you know, it's again that the idea of factions
- 28:59drug drives people fucking Farrell.
- 29:02To where they're, you know, the idea of laughing at ones, you
- 29:08know, God internet God becomes such a fucking heinous act that
- 29:13there's no way in hell. Anybody could do it.
- 29:16Joyfully without malice. Like, you have to porcelains
- 29:21trying to fucking ruin my life, you know.
- 29:26Yeah, anyway, so you mentioned the super chat language, that's
- 29:31where he really sweet. So I figured we would kind of
- 29:35start there because that's where I found it hilarious.
- 29:39So it's one of the craziest things I've seen in a long time.
- 29:42But yeah, go ahead. Well and what I find funny is
- 29:46her reaction to it. Because up until this point the
- 29:50conversation has been pretty civil and then he just goes off
- 29:54on. Matthew Perkins.
- 30:00Rage pig is a Yankees fan because of course, a lot of the
- 30:03I like the I'm not actually but I got this hat at Yankee
- 30:07Stadium. And so now the Yankees fan, but
- 30:11bought the hat at Yankee Stadium, so I'll give myself a
- 30:14pass the fan of hats, Ryan, Nick, or kia is going to happen.
- 30:18Can you, can you hear that? By the way?
- 30:21I can yes, sir. Okay, of footage for weeks.
- 30:26Well, I don't know. It's just, it's just two gals
- 30:28catching up ice Mexican. I'm under huge attack.
- 30:31This degenerate gun. Literally targeted Lawrence.
- 30:34Children. Jim's wife and his sister
- 30:36quarterings wife. Next family.
- 30:37Etc. What's is this true?
- 30:41I don't know. It seems like he's got a whole,
- 30:44a whole tell tale to tell their, I mean, I don't know.
- 30:46I guess have him call in but I had it.
- 30:50I wish we had a Phone number. Hold on dude, popcorn.
- 30:54Dude, the way bucking the way Ralph was just with his arm over
- 31:00the back of the chair. Just yeah.
- 31:02Oh, you know, I don't know. Sounds like he's Jennifer got a
- 31:07whole tale to tell their I'm calling, you know, like trying
- 31:11his best Alex. That was fucking funny, man.
- 31:13I'm sorry. What was one one thing I've
- 31:16noticed about? One thing I've noticed about
- 31:20Ralph and I've only been wanting for about a year, but I don't
- 31:25think I've ever seen the guy. I'm not even saying this like an
- 31:31amine. What?
- 31:32I don't think I've ever seen. The guy completely sober once
- 31:36and all the clips. I've seen of him.
- 31:38He very, he varies from like mildly drunks of just like flat
- 31:44black cat. Well, he does look like he
- 31:46likes. He likes pills to so that's the
- 31:48thing. He's had a drink or not.
- 31:49He's probably had some pills. So it still seemed drunk, you
- 31:52know, Xannies tend to have that effect where you kind of swirly,
- 31:57I'd and Oso Oso Gaijin. So he is.
- 32:00So he's just so he's just always slurring.
- 32:03It's like we're doing, you know, just lands.
- 32:05Hawks Cay, you know, it's funny. You know, it's really funny Sam
- 32:09and it's funny in that, you know, and like a Greek tragedy
- 32:12kind of way because, you know, Ethan off swung at a female
- 32:17police officer like Eight years ago, swung and missed mind, you
- 32:22in a hotel lobby and he went to jail for not very long, you
- 32:28know, a few weeks or something and he got out.
- 32:31And there's a, there's people you can find comparison pictures
- 32:34of when he was like in the car on his way home from jail, and
- 32:38you would not, you would not recognize him Sam.
- 32:40And this was like five years ago, maybe six years ago, maybe.
- 32:48You know, get glimmer in his fucking eye gamergate ahead of
- 32:52him and a whole fucking a whole slew whole career to be made
- 32:55with the kill stream and shit with which against another.
- 32:59If you follow this man's Legacy back, like yes, he's been
- 33:01drinking and shit for quite a long time, but there was a
- 33:05decent amount of time since I've watched him, when I watched him
- 33:09back when he was on YouTube. That he was, you know, he wasn't
- 33:15degenerate drunk. Like, that's not what he was
- 33:18known for. You know what I mean?
- 33:20Right? And even and even if he drank,
- 33:21he didn't get that. Like, you know, you know, I'm
- 33:24gonna fucking have a glass of makers in the middle of the
- 33:26stream or something. Whatever, you know, but yeah,
- 33:29you know, what's the I guess you could say the same about me, but
- 33:34well, I mean, I think I think a more like kind of in terms of
- 33:39like my spear was like, I I remember I followed my low GI
- 33:44knob was like way back when he was like, you know doing
- 33:49gamergate. I mean, he was really kind of my
- 33:52introduction to gamergate in the hole, you know, that side of
- 33:57thing and he seen other than being a flamboyant gay, guys
- 34:00seem pretty normal. And I've wit, you know, I've
- 34:03seen him go from Troy leftist on college campuses to.
- 34:07Now he's Now, he's working for some.
- 34:12You know Shady possibly illegal like Catholic Home Shopping
- 34:18Network equivalent like ah, yeah.
- 34:22Yeah, they all fall Sammy. That's the thing.
- 34:24They all fall. You get out you let you know
- 34:30goddamn Dark Nights to face was. Right on the nose man.
- 34:35Either die a hero. Get the fuck out of the game
- 34:39hero or, you know, you stay here long enough to become someone
- 34:42that everyone laughs at. Mmm me.
- 34:46Meanwhile, I'm just, I'm just here, you know, I'm just here
- 34:52doing my own thing on a cloud for 500 years.
- 34:56Sam of the house. Whitfield have res rolled from
- 35:00channel to channel and sub-genre the time.
- 35:04Unrwa raping the girls in DM's and I don't know.
- 35:12Yeah, anyway, continue to clip. I'm sorry.
- 35:15People. I guess we could, if it was very
- 35:16compelling. I don't.
- 35:17I don't think we have the ability for phone calls yet.
- 35:21I'm sure how much is a phone like a landline.
- 35:27I think the give them work for free now.
- 35:29Yes, it's going to land line. How retro what's that, man?
- 35:34You guys have met right, or no? No, we chatted, though.
- 35:38We chatted. But yeah, not personal.
- 35:41Okay. Michael pinewell arm over the
- 35:43chairman. I disagree with this.
- 35:47I get paid either way. That's the thing.
- 35:49I really don't care. That's the, that's the other
- 35:52thing. I make more money than you do
- 35:54and you're a wage slave. Go to work every day and you
- 35:58hate your life and I do whatever the fuck I want to do fucking
- 36:02planet Earth. Darryl, Williams stockings
- 36:08through the fact that some of these are not clever, Pony Pal.
- 36:12And of women since my power and they seek the life Essence, I do
- 36:15not avoid women, but I do deny them.
- 36:17My Essence sounds like it in cell trench, Chrissy.
- 36:22How do you feel about watching someone's revenge porn and
- 36:24commenting on it on a livestream?
- 36:26Hello trench. Well, first of all, when I was
- 36:28watching it, I did not. I didn't know that it was
- 36:30revenge for and I watched okay, which pausing right there?
- 36:34That that is one thing that I try to explain to the Vickers
- 36:39because they were obsessed. that Chrissy was watching the tape
- 36:46and I and I said to them, I'm not sure if she, you know, if
- 36:53she realized now how of course not, why would she, you know,
- 36:59but anyway. Hmm, tons of sex tapes, and
- 37:05videos, and all sorts of porns. So it wasn't that big, a deal
- 37:09for me. I was on there for watching and
- 37:12I wasn't streaming it to the show.
- 37:15I would, I would not do that. I mean, compound media is like
- 37:18one thing because it's all apologize on Earth and
- 37:24commenting on it. No, I think what I said was
- 37:26like, kind of funny and cute and I made light of it.
- 37:28So I feel okay about it, sir. People said you should apologize
- 37:32and issue. You should be ashamed.
- 37:33I apologize for watching it. I mean I didn't say I didn't say
- 37:37anything about it. I'm just saying that certain
- 37:39folks said that. Oh, no, I watched tons of stuff.
- 37:44It's not my, I mean like unless it was like, sometimes he's so
- 37:48fat. I mean, like watching regular
- 37:51adults, do what they do. No big deal.
- 37:59I've always be grateful that Ethan will be unable to be his
- 38:01own. Jesus son just like Ronnie used
- 38:04to beat him. It's a shame.
- 38:05We can't do anything with this comment on this.
- 38:10Yes. That's my father who died a
- 38:12couple weeks ago and then no other.
- 38:14Who was born a couple months ago.
- 38:16Damn. Okay,
- 38:28where am I right now? That's funny.
- 38:34Otis fans out there who can also suck my cock.
- 38:38Okay. I wish there was a way that you
- 38:41could see these two and like you could tell me not to read
- 38:44certain ones Madden to Moose. Is there an avian category for
- 38:49revenge porn? Oh, that would be actually
- 38:50pretty neat. I'm sure.
- 38:52Yeah, the only way ravu wins. I actually had a guy at least
- 38:58two guys. I've dated have like taking
- 39:00videos of us having sex. Sex and like not deleted them
- 39:04after we broke up. Estelle and again, without
- 39:08commenting on anything I've ever done.
- 39:09I had an ex shit. Like, we broke up years went by.
- 39:14We became acquainted again, and then would randomly said me
- 39:29like nude photos of myself from We were dating.
- 39:33That's totally remember years ago and I was like, why the fuck
- 39:36do you still have these? And I'm like, of course you do.
- 39:38I look amazing, right? Looked amazing.
- 39:41At the time. She was.
- 39:43Should you have to delete that? Like, I don't know, like first
- 39:46off. Yeah, you should.
- 39:48But guy know how you guys were, guys School?
- 39:51A legal requirement. This is a ridiculous feminist.
- 39:55Excursion in the law. If you want to know the truth
- 39:58about it, and revenge porn is a joke and the Whole fucking area
- 40:03the laws and joke, and if you agree to something being filmed
- 40:06and you let somebody else filming, they should own the
- 40:09rights to that fucking footage forever.
- 40:12That's what I actually think. If you want to know the truth
- 40:14about it, all you fucking ladies out there.
- 40:18That's what I think. So, right there, look, Now I
- 40:24could be wrong on this but I don't think Faith agreed that it
- 40:31felt fell know. That that is hold on.
- 40:33That's beside what he's saying there.
- 40:35He's saying that even if if Faith he's not even bringing
- 40:40faith into it. He's saying if you and your
- 40:43partner agree to film something and you film it personally, you
- 40:47being the male of the couple or let's say the top of the couple.
- 40:53You film it you own it in perpetuity and they can
- 40:56therefore do with it. Whatever you want.
- 40:59That is not how it works with any sort of intellectual
- 41:02property. I don't.
- 41:03Well. Yeah, I think maybe it does with
- 41:06some kinds of if you own it. You can do with it whatever you
- 41:08want but involving other people and other people's likenesses.
- 41:12I don't think you can. Yeah, that'd be like paying for
- 41:15someone to do a cameo and then using that cameo in a movie and,
- 41:20you know, billing that person on the Kaz part of the cast or
- 41:23Something, you know what I mean? Yeah.
- 41:25Well then maybe I don't know. Well, then when it comes to
- 41:28adult content like that to there's there's all sorts of,
- 41:34you know, there's all sorts of legal, you know, I mean we could
- 41:39go on, we could go into a whole we could turn this Ins at the
- 41:42same Whitfield legal our and do a whole lie, which would be,
- 41:46which would be a bunch of bad advice.
- 41:48But no, I mean, the Crux of it is he's too obviously, but heard
- 41:52about his Own revenge porn conviction.
- 41:55Being a fucking sex criminal and I think this is what I think
- 42:00this is the start of him spiraling out because he's he's
- 42:04keeping his cool. He's keeping his cool for the
- 42:06most part, but it's a, he's trying fucking that big fat
- 42:10fucking Powder. Keg is about to blow chunks on
- 42:13everybody. He's trying to but you can, you
- 42:15can start to see him. See the little bit here, even
- 42:18from behind the glass. He's turning the same color as a
- 42:22shirt. III.
- 42:29See the photo at CPAC ones, where where he literally was the
- 42:36saying, how as sure. Yeah.
- 42:40Yeah. Yeah, then it's probably one bit
- 42:43and I was like, and I was like, I tweeted out that someone
- 42:47photoshopped. This in our good friend, Pope
- 42:52replied. No say that's 1 + % % real.
- 42:56That is not a Photoshop. That's hilarious.
- 43:02The time that an ex didn't tell me that he was filming me and
- 43:06and filmed what you shouldn't let him fill me.
- 43:08Well, I had no idea. Yeah, like that, if they're
- 43:14doing a surreptitious lie. That's one thing.
- 43:18It's like it's like egregious like hidden camera, Candid
- 43:21Camera, time shit. It then.
- 43:23Yeah, but that was a long time ago and he's like, hey, I know
- 43:27that he's miserable now, so I feel good about it.
- 43:29And I don't really give a fuck one of these fucking marks in
- 43:32the audience. Give a like if they if they cry
- 43:34about it, if they want to City Super chats crying about it.
- 43:37That's what I actually think. I think it's wonderful shit.
- 43:40That's what I wore on men. Guy, yeah, which, which I mean,
- 43:54there is kind of to be fair, but not in this, not in this
- 43:57instance. No.
- 43:58Well, and I mean, you know, I mean, he's he he and all these
- 44:03other kind of right-wing group for faggots are the ones are the
- 44:06ones that make the war on men. Like like a joke.
- 44:11Yeah, and honesty. Hpye, Cries Out.
- 44:15People talking about his kids. When he talked cramp about, Nick
- 44:19arcade is kids. Wife thinks I didn't say
- 44:21anything about his kids. I said his wife was a ho.
- 44:24I did say some things like that, but he talked shit about my
- 44:27woman to said, doesn't matter. I'll say whatever.
- 44:31I think like one, somebody does it to you - right.
- 44:34But like, do you think the things said about me and tonight
- 44:37or right either, right? Like they're not like this whole
- 44:40thing is not right? Like all this shit going back
- 44:45and forth. It's not much isn't right.
- 44:47Yeah, right like. So I'm not gonna sit here and
- 44:50defend. Every word, a lot of shit.
- 44:52I said is fucked up. I'm don't deny that whatsoever.
- 44:56But guess what? McCain has said a lot of
- 44:58fucked-up shit too. And a lot of fucked-up shit
- 45:01about my fucking family and woman and excetera Etc.
- 45:07And again, I don't have to sit here and like, try to put on a
- 45:13certain Persona because I think, you know, either you never going
- 45:16to be there. And I don't give a fuck and
- 45:19we'll just be real actually. What he's saying, he's hanging
- 45:23there is I don't have to try to be better.
- 45:27Then anybody because I innately am better than everybody.
- 45:32So I'm even though they say fucked up, things that allows me
- 45:36to say fucked up things. And that's just the way it is.
- 45:39There's no, there's no such thing.
- 45:41As, you know, for a Minister's Christ is King quite regularly.
- 45:46From what I understand on his show doesn't believe in the, you
- 45:51know, one of the core, you know, tenants of Jesus, which is turn
- 45:55the other cheek type thing. You got bro.
- 45:57You got to be better than your enemy, right?
- 45:59Well, we'll listen. I'm not so sure.
- 46:01He says Christ is as king, as much as useless as much as he
- 46:05slurs current first. His crosses can fucking we
- 46:23fucking Christ. I made a couple bacon jokes on
- 46:29Twitter earlier, that the Mets. I hope don't come back to haunt
- 46:36me. So calm down.
- 46:38Sammy. I'm sure you're all right.
- 46:40Here we go ahead Terry's. Yeah, I think so.
- 46:45Well, we're all glad we're all ducks.
- 46:47People's family runs with an actual cult was charged with
- 46:52revenge porn. He's lost every friend.
- 46:54He had and much worse. I agree.
- 46:57Read into a shed that guy. Sounds base is a cult, the cult
- 47:00leader or just a cult Lieutenant.
- 47:02I don't know. Ryan's occult.
- 47:04If you ran a call, what would it be called?
- 47:06As with a call? No runs in the cop runs with a
- 47:10car runs with the old sounds like a Native American name.
- 47:13It does. I don't know.
- 47:14I'd have to confront with cold, but it's pretty sick.
- 47:19This one's cool. Okay, ragamuffin, this whole
- 47:24chat is full of fake. CG larps.
- 47:27Okay, Comics gate. Computer Graphics.
- 47:32O CG. Okay, ArcLight.
- 47:36Why did you stop that guy at guns of palooza?
- 47:39Ralph? Isn't that?
- 47:40So I don't know what he's talking about.
- 47:43I heard the guy had a had a stumble with the security fell
- 47:47and hit his head. I think he had he had some
- 47:50injuries or whatever. But didn't oh, no, no.
- 47:54No. What isn't that?
- 47:57Where I forget who the streamer is.
- 48:00Like draw touch loves you, I think.
- 48:04Yeah, well not just type like someone tries to show Ralph the
- 48:08first check it. Yeah, Chad.
- 48:10It's like look, man. I got fucking footage of you
- 48:12stomping his faith in Ralph's on cameras, like, oh no, no.
- 48:16No, I didn't do that. No, yeah.
- 48:21Anyway, yeah, hear anything from the authorities.
- 48:25I think that's some more effective fucking Got Away With
- 48:27It. Center in victim, Ethan.
- 48:31Ralph, is why is why, my body doesn't work.
- 48:35How did you do that? Script?
- 48:36Daddy? No, nitrous that crap.
- 48:42I can't wait for our show of the 27th because he's a fucking
- 48:45awesome. Where's that going to be?
- 48:46By the way? I heard you talking about
- 48:48McHenry at the vixen. Mike.
- 48:51What stay though? I don't Illinois.
- 48:53Okay, so it's gonna be like an hour outside of Chicago Friday.
- 48:56May 27th at the Vixen a I think it's a performance venue.
- 49:04Music Comedy, All Things serve and help it's good school, and I
- 49:12love how I love. How are you?
- 49:14How are you? I didn't stutter says yes.
- 49:16Yes, his nose. It's just, it's it's so funny.
- 49:27Daddy will be there, Invictus Ralph.
- 49:30Will you make the Loyalty pledge to Nick Fuentes?
- 49:33Other cozy streamers like beards storm, beard and Dalton and I
- 49:39don't make loyalty pledge is for faggots who send in super chats.
- 49:42That's the answer. So send me a personal. 100
- 49:46Superdog $100. Super child.
- 49:50Hold on. I don't, I don't make pledges to
- 49:54anybody for soup. Chef Michael Pine Murphy.
- 49:57Should have just should just buy her wish list.
- 50:00Oh, yeah, I got. I caught that.
- 50:02All right. Yes, that's always guys.
- 50:07Have a four-hour lot of fake news concerning that to $110
- 50:12turns into two thousand dollars, but I won't go into that.
- 50:15I want. What do you mean?
- 50:17Haha. Well, I don't know.
- 50:19I've heard a lot of heard, a lot of things.
- 50:21A lot of fake stories about Amazon wishlist and stuff like
- 50:26that. I have an Amazon.
- 50:27Wish list is, what are you doing with that?
- 50:29Yeah, but nobody ever sends me anything from it.
- 50:31That's been if he gets something out of it.
- 50:33I got something out of my purchases, so Okay.
- 50:37So yeah, so for for those uninitiated that's Ralph
- 50:43basically admitting that the stories that Alice is told are
- 50:49true in that he bought her a bunch of shit off of her Amazon,
- 50:53wish list, and then like, physically forced himself on her
- 50:59sexually, you know, maybe not, maybe, maybe rape isn't the
- 51:04right word, but Yeah, got her. Drunken.
- 51:11Something happened. Well, Alice from my
- 51:16understanding like it is kind of a Perpetual fuck up though.
- 51:21And she just like, of course she is.
- 51:23I'm look just because she's right here.
- 51:25Doesn't make her good. Oh, yeah.
- 51:27Oh, yeah. No, I'm not.
- 51:29I'm not, I'm not saying that, you know, I'm not saying she
- 51:33isn't that she's a victim here either just it just seems like
- 51:37she just continued, makes she just And continuously Maids like
- 51:43one bad decision after another. Yeah, and I said from the
- 51:47get-go. That's actually that might be
- 51:49the last keynote because you know, that I actually watched
- 51:53was when I was on because I don't believe a word out of that
- 51:57bitch's mouth, not a word. But, you know, if Ralph's gonna
- 52:01give us little nuggets like that.
- 52:03He doesn't admit to anything. He just says, oh, yeah, you know
- 52:05if you get something out of bar and people stuff off their
- 52:08Amazon wish list, which I did. You know, he's talking about
- 52:12$110 turning into 2000, which is directly related to Alice's wish
- 52:19list. He's talking about her wish
- 52:21list. So he's, you know, not
- 52:25necessarily a confirmation, but enough to give people like You
- 52:31know people that are on the side of the internet up, like look,
- 52:34he said it, he said it. So in a way he's yeah, he's kind
- 52:39of brilliant. So, So, okay.
- 52:44So that's kind of lead up now. I guess.
- 52:48Here's where he I thought I had to clip of.
- 52:58Okay. So here's the clip where I
- 53:02actually like explodes on her boys.
- 53:07Yeah. All right, and I saw you and I,
- 53:12you know, not to toot my own horn.
- 53:14Like I said earlier, you did to my for talent and I like pussy
- 53:20like, hey, you know, I thought I was getting over when she said
- 53:23she would come. And by the way, it's been
- 53:27confirmed that Gator is the one who discovered, Chrissy.
- 53:33And, you know. Yeah, enter of circle.
- 53:39Nah. Not Ralph.
- 53:43Yeah. So, okay.
- 53:47I'm trying to hold on. I thought I thought it was cute
- 54:00up. Um, we're doing it on the floor.
- 54:03I folks. I'm trying.
- 54:14Yeah, I'm feels like it would be earlier on.
- 54:21I don't know, though. There's a there's a point at
- 54:31which he just completely and then not long after that, cause
- 54:36she was working, like insanely hard on her own to do her own
- 54:39show. Start scrubbing through just
- 54:41like scrub through it. Do that tomorrow or Thursday,
- 54:57maybe Pepsi man Medicare while love cancer.
- 55:02AKA Ralph died. Man, a friend of yours.
- 55:05This met ochre. I don't know.
- 55:08I think he's got cancer. I'll be done.
- 55:09I don't, I don't know. Rob is legit a bad person.
- 55:20He won't help the right. What was he?
- 55:22What would will what would you want him to do?
- 55:26Of course of this guy will help to Riot.
- 55:29He won't help us. Kill yourself.
- 55:31Bitch in. Minecraft coasts is Western
- 55:39Anouk, trying to Newt Chrissy's Channel.
- 55:41I like, well, I love her. I love her expectancy.
- 55:45Like she just continues getting like, like, okay.
- 55:53Yeah. Yeah.
- 55:56With Gator found you Chrissy. Not Ralph.
- 55:59Hey, that's not true. Send Invictus Ralph.
- 56:08If you take the pledge, they find us, we'll give you back.
- 56:10The Cozy view. Multiplier is nuts in your
- 56:15mouth. Okay, Max did Rob hear about the
- 56:18Sarah J. The Surge, a story of Chrissy
- 56:22seems porn. Stars.
- 56:22Are more wolf than actresses there?
- 56:24Paul. Actually, no.
- 56:28Well, I feel like, you know, it's a long story.
- 56:32No one's really interested. No G.
- 56:34She came on my show on what spot and then Gino called in for that
- 56:40in her point where I'm 64. I'm not going to do anything
- 56:44Polly frog. Something with I hypocrite.
- 56:47That's somebody I would think that would be in the favored
- 56:50nation status. Somebody like dick Masterson.
- 56:54Somebody like Like that favored nation status, you're not
- 56:58involved. You're out somebody like, Matt,
- 57:01gyro. You're out somebody like cock
- 57:04your out and Amy. Are you out?
- 57:06Why are you up? Because I said you're out.
- 57:08That's why I don't need to have another reason.
- 57:10I don't like you fucker. That's why you're out because I
- 57:14said you're out now. Chrissy, know somebody like you.
- 57:17I would be amenable to as a neutral host.
- 57:20But people like that. No, because they're not neutral.
- 57:23That's why But, you know, that you matter of fact, I saw
- 57:30somebody suggests you, I think earlier to Krav Maga Groupon
- 57:36glasses. That's it.
- 57:37That's how you suggested Brittany, politically, provoked
- 57:40dick was suggested people like that.
- 57:44People like the names Manning about their no, not a single
- 57:47one. Okay.
- 57:49Pepsi, man, how much money has Ralph given to his son that he
- 57:52left? Oh sounds We're trying to see
- 57:55him. Actually.
- 57:57Hopefully that happens to Summer just waiting on the never gonna
- 58:02happen and never got high again. I just love Chris.
- 58:12He's just increasingly distressed facial expressions.
- 58:17Yeah. Yeah, like like, oh God.
- 58:20What am I? What am I?
- 58:21What am I done? Listen, Chrissy?
- 58:24I I've been there. Okay, but it was without one
- 58:28Benjamin instead of this fat faggot.
- 58:35Although they kind of both are. Yeah.
- 58:41The final codicil the sun there. So thank you rollers rollers for
- 58:46the think. Maybe that's when you get fucked
- 58:48up the ass. No Vaseline, perhaps, the felt
- 58:51is like the noise. I don't know, really.
- 58:53But yeah, can I say something real quick?
- 58:56Something like that? Sure, the term felted is so gay.
- 59:02I really don't like it. So I'm actually on board with
- 59:06Ralph here. Yeah.
- 59:07Walking its gaze shit. Yeah.
- 59:09What the fuck? Dude?
- 59:11It's a Keno Casino thing. I think I think it goes back to
- 59:17pee, pee pee, you know, for before he became, you know, a
- 59:22worldwide grifter in class grifter rather.
- 59:26Oh, because because because whiskey with his D pasta tossed
- 59:32around with his, pure testosterone Balls to the
- 59:35ground, boys. The other night were was like,
- 59:39was like safe. Sammy fell today packed with
- 59:42that sick bird. And I'm like, yeah.
- 59:47Because Whiskey's a homo, you know, without with his balls, to
- 59:50the ground. He still, he still kind of a
- 59:51fag. You know, it's all right,
- 59:53though. That's why we, that's why we
- 59:55love him. Yeah, he's you know, he's easily
- 1:00:01swayed. That's why he, you know, he
- 1:00:03jumped on to defend any worse key the other day.
- 1:00:05Not realizing that, I wasn't necessarily attacking.
- 1:00:07I'm just trying to be like, hey, look like y'all motherfuckers,
- 1:00:11try to ignore, you know, you want to pay attention to this.
- 1:00:14But when you're God, you know, your internet God does the same
- 1:00:17thing. It's a, you know, it's okay, you
- 1:00:21know, and then come and literally make the same
- 1:00:23arguments that Ralph was making Ralph and crew were making about
- 1:00:26the dmca's and shits like It's so ironic.
- 1:00:31But anyway, let's find this fucking freak out because it's
- 1:00:33good evil evil. Eric and then chat real quick.
- 1:00:42It says Chris, he is a terrible comida.
- 1:00:46She is comedian that latched onto the right wing streamer so
- 1:00:50she can shoot out their humor. The two of them on screen,
- 1:00:54shouldn't the two of them on one screen?
- 1:00:57Should be allowed. Well.
- 1:00:58No, actually it actually makes perfect sense to me.
- 1:01:00I get where he's coming from but for future reference, it's
- 1:01:05actually perfect that they're on the same screen future historic,
- 1:01:09whatever record of Of this era after everything.
- 1:01:14Collapses, and people try to figure out what the fuck life
- 1:01:16was like in the 2020s, these two are the same thing.
- 1:01:23So for them to share this, you know what I mean?
- 1:01:25They're two different entities that, you know, like some sort
- 1:01:30of blob. You know, what I mean?
- 1:01:32All these the whole right-wing streamer see in everybody and
- 1:01:36everybody attached to it basically, big and small.
- 1:01:41This one, not disclude, not dis included or whatever.
- 1:01:44The fucking word is, you know, there's opportunism to
- 1:01:48everything. But, you know, some have done a
- 1:01:52lot more to sacrifice their values in shit.
- 1:01:57Whatever, but yeah. No, she's not funny.
- 1:01:59She never was she's a woman. I mean, there's I think I can
- 1:02:03count on one finger. No, I can't funny, female
- 1:02:08comedians and others. There certainly are.
- 1:02:10Funny females, but she's she's definitely not.
- 1:02:14Okay. Yeah, and while we're on well,
- 1:02:16we're on the subject. I saw some I saw some Sim say
- 1:02:21she's - she's a next Roseanne Barr.
- 1:02:26No, bitch, Rosanna. Rosanna is amazing.
- 1:02:30Cover is inlay cover around. Yeah.
- 1:02:37I'm fucking Jewish. Yeah, sorry.
- 1:02:57I was trying to you know, like, you know, like the old-school
- 1:03:01Barbershop guys are blowing a little who the Little Tone
- 1:03:04thing. That's what I was doing trying
- 1:03:05to get. You get my Roseanne voice.
- 1:03:08Yeah, they're actually they're actually is like there is
- 1:03:11actually a hilarious episode of nor McDonald why I've that has
- 1:03:18both norm and, and Roseanne on the episode.
- 1:03:23It's Norm Norm live, was one of the best podcasts ever.
- 1:03:30Nor normal normal, I'd really really was.
- 1:03:35So, I mean, look at the people. He got on there, too.
- 1:03:39You know what? I mean?
- 1:03:40And just fight. He just fucked with them the
- 1:03:42whole time. God, it was so fun.
- 1:03:45Anyway, I I feel kind of like what I feel kind of like, that's
- 1:03:50what this show is partially except we suck in comparison.
- 1:03:54And yeah, yeah, no. No, we're on.
- 1:03:56No. No.
- 1:03:56No, we're nearly on the same. Yeah, but for sure, but that's
- 1:04:00kind of the format. I guess except like I said, our
- 1:04:04guests are nowhere near as interesting.
- 1:04:07So, Yeah, people Ruth people seem to really like me talking
- 1:04:15shit to that quote unquote Marine we had on the other, the
- 1:04:19other leg. Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:20That that was, that was, that was, that was funny.
- 1:04:23I tried, I tried, I tried to give them a compliment.
- 1:04:28Don't don't thank me for my service.
- 1:04:31Okay. Now, let me let me tell you.
- 1:04:33No, let me talk to my sister whispered.
- 1:04:36Yeah, two fucking hours. Yeah.
- 1:04:40Yeah, dude. Yeah, I fucking I quit because I
- 1:04:43didn't like we were doing so now I hang a big fucking Marine.
- 1:04:46Flag up in my in my room behind me were behind my streaming
- 1:04:49camera and who are fucking Marine hat on my head, fucking
- 1:04:52idiot. The only thing I regret, you
- 1:04:54know, because I love putting you in an awkward position Sammy.
- 1:04:57My instinct was to leave you there after creating such a
- 1:05:00mess, but I should have stayed and continued fucking with him
- 1:05:03because that's everybody had fun with that.
- 1:05:05But it was it's very it's painfully cringe to watch after.
- 1:05:09I left because you it is so it is all over your face.
- 1:05:12You're like God. Damn it.
- 1:05:15What the fuck do I do now? Well, what would it was getting
- 1:05:19awkward? Even before the because?
- 1:05:22Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:05:23Yeah in quick now on that because I actually have gotten
- 1:05:26some messages on that. I mean for real in IRL, I do
- 1:05:37think I do think that's for their services.
- 1:05:39It's not a purse. It's not a fucking gag for the
- 1:05:43show when I do it. Like I like I legitimately me, I
- 1:05:47would gently mean that. So if that guy thought that it
- 1:05:51was a gag, you know, fuck you. It wasn't and ask around about
- 1:05:59me. But I mean, to be honest with
- 1:06:03you, I don't go around thinking Veterans for their service
- 1:06:07because any of them, that are worthy of your respect, don't go
- 1:06:11around brandishing memorabilia that they are Marines and they
- 1:06:16don't go around talking about it.
- 1:06:18Oh sure. Looking for your respect.
- 1:06:20I don't go around every time I see a fucking EMT.
- 1:06:24I don't say thank you for your service.
- 1:06:25They save motherfucking lives fought, you know, fireman and
- 1:06:29shit. It's like I mean I am thankful
- 1:06:32for their service, and if I could help them in a time that
- 1:06:37I'm able to, I would much like I would basically anybody else,
- 1:06:41but I don't, they're not revered in any kind of wave to me.
- 1:06:44Like, they chose a profession that and good for them for
- 1:06:49sticking to it. That's all I could really say.
- 1:06:52That's the best. I could say what I mean, more
- 1:06:54like is in the context and to be clear, like I don't go around
- 1:06:58seeking them out. But what I mean?
- 1:07:01What I mean is like free. If you see one in fatigues,
- 1:07:04yeah, coming home then? Yeah, for sure.
- 1:07:08You know, I wore in the go ahead or if like, you know, I found
- 1:07:13out that my I found out that my next that my next door neighbor,
- 1:07:17who just moved in in a year ago, like like I found it last week
- 1:07:22he served in Grenada in the 80s. I didn't know that.
- 1:07:26So it was kind of like oh cool, you know, just thank you for
- 1:07:30serving II. No idea man, you know something
- 1:07:33like that. It wasn't like you needn't gone.
- 1:07:37Like a 15-minute tangent about it was more like oh cool.
- 1:07:41You serve, what did what did you do stuff like that?
- 1:07:44So yeah, I mean, I guess I get it.
- 1:07:49I don't know. I think my inclination to be
- 1:07:53would more be like, I'm sorry, bro.
- 1:07:55Not oh cool. But whatever.
- 1:08:00That's just me. I see.
- 1:08:04Evil evil. Eric, with some cons that I
- 1:08:08wonder tossing a ring on your own dick would be fun.
- 1:08:14Well, you need. So you would need someone across
- 1:08:16the room with another dick. So you could throw the Rings at
- 1:08:20each other's. Yeah, and then the challenge in
- 1:08:23life. Then the challenges everyone's
- 1:08:26penis is small and and not shaped the same, right, you
- 1:08:30know, everyone's penises. It is really small image.
- 1:08:33Even so, you know, you know, you don't get the same Target every
- 1:08:38time. Yeah, just watch, just watch
- 1:08:43her. Stand-up it, it's bad.
- 1:08:45It's bad. All right.
- 1:08:46Well, that's not what. That's not what I want to watch.
- 1:08:51That's not what I want to watch. You want to watch that revenge
- 1:08:53porn. She was talking about you
- 1:08:55fucking perv. I'm just kidding, Sam.
- 1:09:01I'm just kidding. It's the only way we're going to
- 1:09:07watch this piggy Suey or what? Yeah, Whispering cat says.
- 1:09:12I'm so glad that bro. Rage Pig.
- 1:09:15I would say you are you are here with whiskey?
- 1:09:17I was looking for you. Welcome, Bam, Bam Bam.
- 1:09:21Bam butter. Okay, what are we doing?
- 1:09:28You scrubbing through this video, to find the freak out, or
- 1:09:30what? Yeah, it's ass fucking is
- 1:09:31definitely not. Actually.
- 1:09:34Why would you think that? I mean, I have no reason to not
- 1:09:37think that. I think every day I got back.
- 1:09:39Have some ongoing, actually, a argue with her.
- 1:09:42Okay, Coast Xandra. Calls, another man, daddy, and
- 1:09:49you pull up the pills. Jim Clipper Ralph tells his mom
- 1:09:51to hitchhike. There you go.
- 1:09:53Yeah, here goes Really? It's kind of funny now.
- 1:09:58Well, I don't know exactly what that's true.
- 1:10:09Okay, Max, does the online left for only, by the way, is that
- 1:10:12funny? The idea is kind of funny that
- 1:10:16like eclipse or you're dead mom. When you were arguing with her,
- 1:10:19you think that's funny. I haven't slept with her.
- 1:10:22How do you have some Cliffs? Where you were talking shit to
- 1:10:24your dad mom, would you think? It's funny.
- 1:10:26If I was to pull that up, maybe depending on the clip if it was
- 1:10:29funny. I think you'd probably laugh.
- 1:10:31If I was to pull that up. Start talking about it.
- 1:10:33Take money. I don't have any - are, you
- 1:10:37would think that was what a bitch?
- 1:10:40I feel like I touched a nerve and I didn't mean to.
- 1:10:42I just think, like there aren't any if I had that clip and it
- 1:10:52was funny. It was a funny clip, then pay
- 1:10:55me. Five fucking dollars.
- 1:10:56And I said, hey Christy, here's your dead.
- 1:10:58Mom, hears. You talking shit.
- 1:11:00What you think that's funny. I'm asking you a direct question
- 1:11:06to clip existed. If I had talked to my mom, it
- 1:11:09could exist. I think he probably talked a lot
- 1:11:11of shit to your mom. Actually think that.
- 1:11:14I mean, I have no reason to not think that, I think everybody
- 1:11:17probably has some unguarded moments with her family.
- 1:11:25I think I can't tell if you're joking or not.
- 1:11:28I'm not joking at all. I'm being dead.
- 1:11:29Serious. Well, I also don't know what
- 1:11:31that person sent was real or not.
- 1:11:33I was just thinking why d'ya of it is funny.
- 1:11:36And I'm being real fucking serious right here, live on air.
- 1:11:40Okay. What I thought what I was saying
- 1:11:41was funny. It was the idea that you would
- 1:11:44tell something like that. A person would tell their mom to
- 1:11:47like go and like go out in the summer.
- 1:11:50Like I was just one telling you I said here long enough for your
- 1:11:53faggot super chats is what I'm telling you.
- 1:11:55Didn't appreciate that. Last one.
- 1:11:57I didn't appreciate your fucking faggot laughter, and I'm really
- 1:12:00about done. So, what else do you have for
- 1:12:02me? Okay, I wasn't trying to like
- 1:12:08make you upset. I don't know.
- 1:12:10I feel like we there's some confusion or?
- 1:12:13No. There's no confusion.
- 1:12:15I'm being real. Just direct with you.
- 1:12:18Okay, like okay. I think you're taking what I
- 1:12:23said like a little too seriously.
- 1:12:25Well, that's your opinion. I don't think so.
- 1:12:27I think that you thought, you know, it's all fun and games and
- 1:12:30it's all, you know, comedy routine, and I'm telling you,
- 1:12:33it's not. I'm telling you, you said here,
- 1:12:36and you got purse. No one too many times and I'm
- 1:12:39telling you, fuck you. That's what I'm saying.
- 1:12:41Live on it. Yeah, how did I get personal to
- 1:12:46you? I don't know.
- 1:12:49You personally like that, right? So how dare you fucking say some
- 1:12:54shit like that, to me on air? Oh dude, look, bro.
- 1:13:00The cringe is so heavy. It's I feel like I'm turning
- 1:13:05into a cripple like my fucking toes and fingers.
- 1:13:08Fingers are curling up back, like, the wrong way.
- 1:13:11It hurts it hurts. But it is fucking hilarious,
- 1:13:15man. I cannot believe a person can be
- 1:13:18so dumb. But I owe you a good.
- 1:13:21I love real quick with this. Oh my God.
- 1:13:25Oh my God. I did not intend to pause this
- 1:13:27here. I love ya love.
- 1:13:31I love this right here. Like here.
- 1:13:34You've got Ralph. He's all pissed off and then
- 1:13:36you've got her I feel School. It'll have squint.
- 1:13:39Like yeah. What are you?
- 1:13:41What are you? What to say here pal?
- 1:13:43Yeah, so or if she had a cigar in her mouth be like, yeah like
- 1:13:47a good Bugs Bunny and what's up deck?
- 1:13:49Gotta do continue. Yeah, but wasn't, I was reading
- 1:13:57a super chat? Okay, you're being Jack Murphy
- 1:14:00against Sydney Lawson. I don't give a fuck boy friend.
- 1:14:04Get the fuck out of here. You're nobody shut the fuck up.
- 1:14:08What a Charming, Man. Yeah, that's all it is.
- 1:14:13I genuinely think there was a confusion here because like if I
- 1:14:17wanted to have you come on here just to like make fun of you.
- 1:14:21I would have done it right away. Like I literally just you and I
- 1:14:24are cool. We're having a conversation.
- 1:14:26Like I genuinely think that you maybe misheard something or
- 1:14:31thought I was trying to be shitty when I honestly wasn't.
- 1:14:36Well, that's your statement. I think I pretty much spoke for
- 1:14:39myself here. Like I do actually do have a
- 1:14:45story. So I did a roast battle with a
- 1:14:47girl and it was classic woman trying to fucking trying to
- 1:14:52deflect. Trying to live life from the
- 1:14:56clearly egregious Behavior. She just enacted all the fucking
- 1:15:01the poor innocent R alpha male, you know, I choose that true
- 1:15:06statement fucking thing to say is that she got him.
- 1:15:13She got him to Halt our though and I've got him.
- 1:15:16I've got him in my her brother that she didn't do it like I
- 1:15:22actually kind of by her innocence here.
- 1:15:27Her innocent route. I like maybe not as maybe not as
- 1:15:30much as she's playing it. I don't think she, you know, was
- 1:15:35so like, I don't think she had, any had no idea about any of
- 1:15:40this stuff, maybe maybe, but just reading off the Super Chat.
- 1:15:44She was skipping over some. I mean, I think that's why Cog
- 1:15:47included so much before because there were some offensive, they
- 1:15:50talked about Ronnie. Oh, I'm so glad Ralph's not
- 1:15:53going to be able to beat his son, like Ronnie beat him and
- 1:15:57the officers like we're honey, I whatever, you know, but she she
- 1:16:03chuckled and I don't know what he's drinking in that water
- 1:16:06bottle or what he took before the show or how long they've
- 1:16:09been streaming, but it's something kicked in.
- 1:16:14What was that? I said, I said, I said whatever
- 1:16:17he's drinking in the y in the water bottle.
- 1:16:20It's not water. Oh, I wasn't looking at the
- 1:16:23screen and I didn't, I thought I literally thought someone was in
- 1:16:26here and I didn't see their name for a second.
- 1:16:29Scared me. I thought it was a ghost.
- 1:16:31No, idolizing. I just simply whispered.
- 1:16:35It's not water and Ralph water. Got it.
- 1:16:43Anyway. Yeah, after my mom, got
- 1:16:49diagnosed with cancer and she had this joke, of course, it's
- 1:16:52roast battle, like all bets are off.
- 1:16:54People can say whatever they want.
- 1:16:55And this girl Allison. She made a joke about my mom.
- 1:17:00It was like an open thing. Everyone knew she had like brain
- 1:17:02cancer and she had this joke where I don't remember, as how
- 1:17:07much longer is left of this video. like, I'm not sure the
- 1:17:15lot I think. Yeah, I think I think we got to
- 1:17:20the I think we got like this through the main spiral.
- 1:17:24Well, I mean I definitely gets better but you all in the chat
- 1:17:29and podcast listeners, you go to backwards internet on YouTube.
- 1:17:34He's got a whole slew of Clips there.
- 1:17:37Go check that out. If you dare because it is
- 1:17:41literally cringe-inducing watching this, giant blob of a
- 1:17:46man wearing a white with black pinstripe Yankees hat.
- 1:17:53With fucking sunglasses on to hide his fucked up by that.
- 1:17:56He got, you know smashed in Portugal with his bowling trophy
- 1:18:00that he paid for behind him. Wearing a shirt, that is
- 1:18:03approximately the same color as his skin.
- 1:18:06It's what if watching him freak out lose?
- 1:18:09His goddamn mind on this. Poor innocent dumb, bitch.
- 1:18:17Anyway, so what do you want to do now, buddy?
- 1:18:20You wanna and she's not a, she's not a bitch.
- 1:18:23She's a know. She's a nice lady.
- 1:18:25She's a dumb bitch. She's got a pussy.
- 1:18:27She's a dumb bitch, rule of thumb, Sammy.
- 1:18:33Listen here. We're in the Roaring Twenties,
- 1:18:34buddy. Don't you know all these all
- 1:18:37these stories in the media, trying to distract us.
- 1:18:39We're smoking in flapper pussy right now.
- 1:18:41Would you would you would you still bang our though though
- 1:18:46Chrissy? Probably?
- 1:18:47Yeah. That's that's the dumb question.
- 1:18:51I want to see you though. I do like well look man.
- 1:18:54I'm a I'm a major sucker for fucking, for redheads, the demon
- 1:18:59in them. Yeah, whatever.
- 1:19:00Demon possesses those redheads. Is got me for sure.
- 1:19:04Yes, you you? And you and me both.
- 1:19:07So I think a lot of a lot of people to, for sure, for sure.
- 1:19:12So do you want to talk about something?
- 1:19:15Whoa, bro, we jump from like 50. There was the little chat window
- 1:19:21bubble in the On my screen, jumped from 50 to 120 in like 45
- 1:19:28seconds. It looks like Why?
- 1:19:32Yeah, I don't know. It's probably it's probably a
- 1:19:34glitch but yeah, I think it's like the total chats in YouTube
- 1:19:37chat. Oh, yeah.
- 1:19:38Yeah. It's also shit.
- 1:19:43Top feed Coco is here. He says character food.
- 1:19:49Carrot-top. Roy gets his fire.
- 1:19:52Fire lit. Well, I ain't care top more
- 1:19:59like, chairman of the board, huh?
- 1:20:08But I'm sure my wife. My wife attempt to shoehorn in a
- 1:20:14norm joke. I think his special is either.
- 1:20:16Is it out or comes out soon? I think it comes out and I think
- 1:20:20it comes out later. So it called its called nothing
- 1:20:24special. That is that is genius.
- 1:20:30I, I miss him so much man. Not to take the show off on a
- 1:20:37complete complete tangent, but but I'll fuck your we getting.
- 1:20:44This is the what killed report? Um, I swear there are there are
- 1:20:50moments where I feel like I'm possessed by Norm.
- 1:20:55Well, I think that's what good artists do.
- 1:21:00I would imagine that you're not alone, you know, that their
- 1:21:06their art and whatever their whatever form kind of transcends
- 1:21:11their time and place to anybody that can identify with it or
- 1:21:16relate to it or whatever and Norm by.
- 1:21:20I mean, he's called the comedian's comedian.
- 1:21:23Everybody every comic But pretty much everybody loved him.
- 1:21:28He was so yeah, I mean, it stands to reason that they would
- 1:21:34influence influence people and that he would perhaps, you know,
- 1:21:41influence, you know their story as old as time.
- 1:21:45You know what I mean? We, we've talked about being
- 1:21:48body and our ancestors and shit right into the mic.
- 1:21:50Thank you. That was never my ears.
- 1:21:52Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding, man.
- 1:21:58I burp and chew into the mic all the time so bad.
- 1:22:05By the way, no, Toby. It's though, Sam is crippled
- 1:22:10norm. And this has been the 21st of
- 1:22:14May edition of the Whitfield report.
- 1:22:17I am and I am crippled Norm, whiskey decided to send us some
- 1:22:24meme, which or I'm not sure if it's of me, but it's it's a
- 1:22:33video edit thing. From poly frog, 64 Ralph
- 1:22:39Greyhound. Oh shit.
- 1:22:46I don't I'm not sure if I can play this.
- 1:22:50Yeah. Don't play it.
- 1:22:51You probably already played too much.
- 1:22:53That Barren are down at that right there.
- 1:22:56Nice. Try whiskey you fucking Jew.
- 1:22:59I see what you're trying to do you bitch.
- 1:23:02All right. It's a me.
- 1:23:03Taken down Ralph good about other on.
- 1:23:07Here is a query good. You know, what I will, I will
- 1:23:10quote with this and tell people, too.
- 1:23:14See what go watch. But yeah, I I'm not getting, I'm
- 1:23:20not getting strike because I don't you scream because fucking
- 1:23:25/ needs more money. Right, right.
- 1:23:31Yep. / already has enough do. But anyway, are speaking of
- 1:23:38whores though. Are you are you?
- 1:23:43Are you ready for me to read you a story about how whores are
- 1:23:46crying about? Amber Heard, oh, we got another
- 1:23:52thing to talk about. Yeah, we do.
- 1:23:55Yeah, let's go. Got we've got one more topic.
- 1:23:57I alluded to the end of the me to movement on Twitter and this
- 1:24:03is Kind of what I was alluding to.
- 1:24:11Kind of, or is this? This is what I was waiting to.
- 1:24:18Okay, be clear with you. All right.
- 1:24:31Let me let me switch tabs. Yes, I know dead.
- 1:24:37Are Dead. Are there.
- 1:24:42How's the house? Have you been now?
- 1:24:46We're just gonna listen, folks, today on the Whitfield report
- 1:24:52where we're talking the end of me too, and how it's a bunch of
- 1:24:55people's fault as well. Well, Sammy pulls up the article
- 1:24:57here. I'm gonna kind of do an old
- 1:24:59newsy voice. I'm going to say what else is in
- 1:25:02the news. Eggs up to 69 cents per carton.
- 1:25:07What the fuck? Kill your local grocer, folks?
- 1:25:09All right, that's that's the answer.
- 1:25:11All right. Let's 1922 news news here.
- 1:25:14Talking kill your local grocer, take the food.
- 1:25:17You don't have to pay for it. It's not a rule.
- 1:25:20Anyway, eggs are cooked. The eggs are well.
- 1:25:25Well, I mean gas prices are going to be $9 pretty soon.
- 1:25:29It mean you don't worry your Give up man.
- 1:25:35Well, we'll go back to dead air. All right.
- 1:25:40Let's see. Okay, so headline from Vice
- 1:25:47because they're so reputable, the daily wire.
- 1:25:59Okay, let me see. I am.
- 1:26:02I am somewhat retarded and I guess you don't gotta tell me my
- 1:26:08buddy. Shut up, shut up retard.
- 1:26:14That's right. See it takes one to know one
- 1:26:17bitch. Okay, headline from Vice, the
- 1:26:23dell and wire spent thousands of dollars promoting anti Amber
- 1:26:27Heard propaganda. Okay, there goes the concern.
- 1:26:35Immediately ran Facebook and Instagram ads for Stories
- 1:26:40backing John in-depth investigation by meeting
- 1:26:44nonprofit, the citizens for vice world news found.
- 1:26:50Okay. So this is this is totally not
- 1:26:53bias at all. Okay, the daily wire spent tens
- 1:26:58of thousands of dollars promoting misleading news about
- 1:27:01Johnny Depp and Amber Heard about the Johnny Depp and Amber
- 1:27:06Heard trial on social media. Blah, blah, blah.
- 1:27:10The considered Outlet founded by Ben Shapiro is currently the
- 1:27:14second most popular news publisher on Facebook.
- 1:27:19It has so far as from between 35,000 and 47th app thousand
- 1:27:25dollars on Facebook and Instagram ads, promoting
- 1:27:28articles about the trial, always hitting some form million
- 1:27:32impressions. The majority of these ads from
- 1:27:35out, one-sided articles and videos.
- 1:27:38With a clear bias against heard someone worth a shit deserves to
- 1:27:44get some dollar dollar today. Oh II appreciate the Super Chat
- 1:27:49there. Well, gee, I wonder why.
- 1:27:51That look I'm not a big fan of the daily wire and any more than
- 1:27:56I am a fan of Vice, but Amber Heard is clearly in the wrong.
- 1:28:03Like and has been for a long time.
- 1:28:06As far as it public information goes, anybody hate attention to
- 1:28:10it. So You know the but call this, I
- 1:28:15would call this journalism, you know, the general Vibe and in
- 1:28:21the modern day anyway, yeah. Sorry Hollywood actor.
- 1:28:26Johnny Depp is okay, blah blah. We already know that the case
- 1:28:31has become the subject of extreme of extensive online
- 1:28:36commentary and scrutiny for in the you.
- 1:28:39Well, no shit. But bitch is trying to
- 1:28:43distractions distractions much like the UFO that, you know,
- 1:28:48fucking open Senate hearing on UFOs.
- 1:28:52Hey, look, we're denying 40 billion dollars to restaurants
- 1:28:55and local businesses and fucking our country.
- 1:28:58But we passed 48 billion to Ukraine.
- 1:29:01Fuck you. Everybody died.
- 1:29:04They hate you. Hmm.
- 1:29:06Now, what now, what I love about this though is, I'm reading
- 1:29:10through this article. And what I'm reading is vice,
- 1:29:15which is very Progressive and not anti-semitic at all.
- 1:29:20Is essentially saying the Jews are responsible for sweat for
- 1:29:27slandering ever heard close to the goal.
- 1:29:34Here ya go. That look, look, naming the Jews
- 1:29:37for anything as funny as hell. I'll take.
- 1:29:39I will, that's funny. They get a point for that Vice.
- 1:29:42See that it's even funnier when it's an, it's even funnier when,
- 1:29:47you know, it's an outlet that claims that there are not
- 1:29:51anti-semitic thou or not against the Jews.
- 1:29:54Well, man, look, you know how this goes the these, these major
- 1:29:59Outlets claim, whatever they want and not even the outlets
- 1:30:03like the the the people that To be anti-racist for the last
- 1:30:07several years are. Most obviously the racist ones
- 1:30:11in everything they do and say, you know, by comparison to
- 1:30:15normal people. So it's just it's par for the
- 1:30:19course a me. They're gonna they'll call out
- 1:30:22the, the Jews for her, you know, trying to shame Amber Heard.
- 1:30:30And whatever. I whatever, I don't care, I
- 1:30:32don't care. I don't care about whatever
- 1:30:34point I was just trying to make. So you're saying yeah.
- 1:30:38No II was I was just saying I find it funny that Vice that, I
- 1:30:45mean. So now the whole Merit of
- 1:30:48because I mean Amber Heard, there's nothing that's real
- 1:30:51redeemable about her. Look I might be able to save her
- 1:30:57but that's a different conversation.
- 1:31:00I did, I mean, I might be able to save her too, but I'm pretty
- 1:31:03sure if I were to describe how it would go, we, well, I could,
- 1:31:07it would be more like subduing her with that chair.
- 1:31:09You ride around on. We both know.
- 1:31:11We need Sammy. We well, we wouldn't get yanked
- 1:31:14off YouTube. If I started ascribe all of
- 1:31:17those things and I'm and I'm pretty sure I was pulling out
- 1:31:22the rape jokes. You don't got to get all vulgar.
- 1:31:29Yeah, yeah. Because of the Rapture jokes.
- 1:31:31Aren't involved vulgar enough. Oh, no, their light-hearted and
- 1:31:36and sweet but kind of cute. No, I'm not.
- 1:31:39I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna skip the this super chats.
- 1:31:43Whiskey won't get. Get the name making money.
- 1:31:47You got super chats. What do they say?
- 1:31:49Okay, so let's see. Let me pull up stream labs.
- 1:31:56Mr. Prepared folks, kids been doing it since he was like 9
- 1:31:59years old. Shut up.
- 1:32:02I I've I've I've mainly been doing audio since I was 13.
- 1:32:08I will though, to be fair. I I'll I looked like a kid when
- 1:32:10I was that young, bro. Yeah, you, I saw some you're
- 1:32:16early. I think I've seen your
- 1:32:18first-ever like video podcast and you were like fucking six
- 1:32:24years old, man. You were a baby.
- 1:32:32I was probably 13, but I like super youthful.
- 1:32:37I didn't know II. You know what, I'm gonna take
- 1:32:42that as a compliment though, because I still can't look, I
- 1:32:45still walk youthful. People, still judge me for, I
- 1:32:50mean, every people thought it was 17 for like, 15 years.
- 1:32:54I know you say, you still look super.
- 1:32:58That's right, bitch. That's right, baby. finger in
- 1:33:03the, in the In the still photos, I've seen of your Frozen face
- 1:33:12grew in the news and all the news that send you.
- 1:33:14Yeah, I do try to look youthful for you Sammy.
- 1:33:18Well, we we do oh shit. We're still alive, right?
- 1:33:24It's bad enough that, you know, I mean, you know, he tried to
- 1:33:32claim to be in Mighty Ducks the other day.
- 1:33:37He tried to climb the being mighty backs.
- 1:33:39Yeah, Mighty Ducks. Yeah, evil Eric, so I got on
- 1:33:43Twitter and I was like, why the fuck just Fringe have five
- 1:33:46seasons and why am I watching French?
- 1:33:48And he replied because you want to bang the kid from Mighty
- 1:33:51Ducks and I'm thinking about it. I'm like Eric dude.
- 1:33:55You were not in the Mighty Ducks.
- 1:33:58You know, it's just I couldn't make sense.
- 1:33:59I don't know if it was a joke, or if he was if he was you know,
- 1:34:05or what evil evil Eric is like is like Dennis Miller, but if he
- 1:34:10were retarded he made and gay and likes them like super
- 1:34:15literally gay with just a brick shit house has from knees to
- 1:34:19ankle. He makes he makes him secure
- 1:34:22references to pop culture, things an e, an easy.
- 1:34:27Is gay and his and his calves are incredibly thick lubrication
- 1:34:34houses. I'm standing on sticking with
- 1:34:37that term. Anyway, read them.
- 1:34:38Damn, super chats full vicious, vicious Vickers for all.
- 1:34:42Fuck for a total of thirty, five dollars for watching perch at
- 1:34:46$25. Someone worth a shit deserves to
- 1:34:51get some money today. Well, I appreciate that.
- 1:34:55Second. Didn't know you were so close.
- 1:34:57The goal. Here you go.
- 1:34:59He's so kick me up to ten dollars.
- 1:35:01And now we've completed the goal.
- 1:35:03Fuck. Yeah.
- 1:35:04Thank you. Mr. Vickers, sir.
- 1:35:06Thank you. So thank you.
- 1:35:08Mr. Vickers. I'm sorry I missed your little
- 1:35:13show debate, but it doesn't seem like I miss much from little
- 1:35:18shit. Slanging match from what Discord
- 1:35:23was, you know, discords and beeping at me.
- 1:35:28All evening. But yeah, so basically that was
- 1:35:33my third story which is the, which is the vice is.
- 1:35:36Now blaming the Jews for for taking down Amber Heard, even
- 1:35:43though, you know, she's a bitch and yeah, well fuck Vice fuck
- 1:35:48the Daily Mail and fuck that little small hat piece of shit
- 1:35:53nerd. He sucks, too.
- 1:35:57You know, they all fucking suck. He does and even though he did
- 1:36:03give me my start technically, you still kind of suck at look.
- 1:36:09I'm look, I'm not taking away from the, you know, what, maybe
- 1:36:12I shouldn't say that live on your show because I do still try
- 1:36:16to invoke. Hey, look, he I thought about
- 1:36:19reaching out to people to sponsor you Sammy and be like,
- 1:36:22mr. Producer professional be like,
- 1:36:23hey, I'm about, you know, just shooting my shot with some of
- 1:36:26these people. That do these kinds of things,
- 1:36:30Devon, get you some money because again, that's been my
- 1:36:31whole goddamn point this whole time Sammy, try and get you some
- 1:36:36money. And I have to be honest with
- 1:36:38you. I don't think I've ever seen.
- 1:36:39You make 30 said, $35 total. I don't think you can.
- 1:36:44I don't think in a show. That's the most money.
- 1:36:46I think either made with me. Yeah.
- 1:36:48No II don't not, not live. Speaking of sponsorships ships,
- 1:36:53though. I did get before you came on.
- 1:36:57As a co-host, I did I did have I did have a actually did have a
- 1:37:05have a Spotify small ship though for for a brief period of time
- 1:37:12and to be fair it was because anchor who I used podcast owns
- 1:37:20is owned by Spotify it. So I think they were just doing
- 1:37:23a general sponsorship. But anyway, they wanted me to do
- 1:37:27it. Do they want me to do an ad read
- 1:37:29for Spotify and mention Taylor Swift and what I am, and what I
- 1:37:34did instead was I mentioned, I mentioned, Taylor Swift in the
- 1:37:41ad or I said or you could stream away better album such as and I
- 1:37:47don't know and I can't remember. I can't remember who I said, but
- 1:37:52apparently they didn't like the They didn't like the, I don't
- 1:37:57like two hours, Taylor Swift which I would do it.
- 1:38:02I would say, well, evil act does.
- 1:38:06Yeah, probably I should have gave the ad read to him.
- 1:38:12All right. So yeah, anyway though rap,
- 1:38:18we're going to wrap it up yet. And it unless you have anything
- 1:38:22else to say, to me, or to chat. I don't other than I love you
- 1:38:27all very much and thank you again to mr.
- 1:38:31Vickers, and I I was invited, I believe the 27th of this month,
- 1:38:39if I'm not mistaken on to The Good, The Bad and The Vicious as
- 1:38:45a guest panelists. I've no idea what the topic will
- 1:38:48be. But I'm going to try my best to
- 1:38:49be there. So lawyer that only they will
- 1:38:55usually they let you discover. They usually they want you to
- 1:38:58side the topic, right? Or at least know.
- 1:39:02I don't know. I said, ìhey, I said, I could
- 1:39:05talk about anything. You know, me.
- 1:39:06I could, I could talk. Literally talk about anything
- 1:39:09for just about ever. So I steal he loves me.
- 1:39:12That it that is true. I also want, I also do want to
- 1:39:17announce though. This oughta be interesting.
- 1:39:19I'm trying to speaking of Eid ravitch is I'm trying to set up
- 1:39:27a I don't know if it's a debate, it might turn into that, but a
- 1:39:32conversation between my old co host, Jeff.
- 1:39:37The one who got offended by the rainbow swastika, which is
- 1:39:42coming again. Soon, buddy.
- 1:39:44It's coming again soon. Yeah, I know.
- 1:39:47So I'm trying to get all Jeff. To debate you.
- 1:39:53Yeah, that sounds fun. And I listen.
- 1:39:58I don't know. I mean he seemed like he was
- 1:40:01kind of into it when I talk to him.
- 1:40:03I'm trying to get him. You know, I'm trying to coax him
- 1:40:06into it. I told you I, you know, let me
- 1:40:09live. Let me say, let me say this.
- 1:40:11I am neither smart nor neither that smart nor educated.
- 1:40:19So, as far as debates, I don't know how well that would would
- 1:40:23would go in my favor, but to have like conversations.
- 1:40:28You know political or otherwise I'm fine with that.
- 1:40:32But I mean, I guess you could call that a debate.
- 1:40:34Whatever. Are you your argue?
- 1:40:35Your positions on different things, I guess.
- 1:40:38Yeah. Well not just that but I mean he
- 1:40:40was he was kind of like so you know, so what is this?
- 1:40:44New Apex guy? Like and I'm like, well, you
- 1:40:47should come on and ask him yourself.
- 1:40:49I think would be, I think, would kinda fun to like have the old,
- 1:40:54you know, Jeff of the old Whitfield report.
- 1:40:57Talk to the New Jeff and you can be both can shit-talk me for, ya
- 1:41:04know, two hours. And now I'll do the, I don't
- 1:41:08look. If he got it.
- 1:41:09He was offended by my rainbows, my clearly satirical rainbow
- 1:41:14swastika for pride month. I do not think he's going to be
- 1:41:18able to handle the meat talking about drop kicking you in the
- 1:41:22face. Just for you know, just, you
- 1:41:24know jokes stupid fucking like examine, I could Beat you up
- 1:41:28stupid shit that I say, you know, I do know the funny thing
- 1:41:31about that was he thought that shit was hilarious.
- 1:41:37Okay, of course you did. But yeah.
- 1:41:40Abusing say psycho. Yeah, poke and randomly at
- 1:41:52groups of people. How fucking dare you.
- 1:41:56Yeah, I'll do. That would be fun.
- 1:41:58I would like to do that. Well, anyway, let's kill this
- 1:42:03fucking show, so I can drink some beer.
- 1:42:04I've been avoiding doing so for, I haven't smoked any weed,
- 1:42:08smoke. No weed.
- 1:42:09I drink coffee for the first bit and I say, I haven't look, I
- 1:42:14just I literally just lied because I have I have a beer in
- 1:42:17front of me, but I'm not like been slamming beer like I
- 1:42:19normally do. Well, one beer versus, you know,
- 1:42:23546 ferchaux five or six. Well, fell on a meadow should be
- 1:42:28proud of both of us because we've done the show sober for
- 1:42:31the last few weeks, so, you're welcome.
- 1:42:35You're welcome. Yeah.
- 1:42:38Anyway, I am gonna. Yeah.
- 1:42:41I love you guys. Sammy chat.
- 1:42:44Thank you all for coming. I hope to talk to you again
- 1:42:48soon, and if I don't just remember that, I love you.
- 1:42:50You. Thanks for the thanks.
- 1:42:53For the Super Chat. Thanks for the super chazzer100.
- 1:42:59Ho ho holy crap real quick before you go.
- 1:43:03Yeah, dr. Propaganda.
- 1:43:05That is Jeff in the chat. Oh shit.
- 1:43:10He says, let's see. Yeah, he basically says 80
- 1:43:22whiskey is saying, Apex is going to forget your pelted by Jeff
- 1:43:27toxic spills, dude. You gotta get fail dude, man.
- 1:43:39Yeah. But yeah, listen, what was that
- 1:43:46up? We'll set up the the event and
- 1:43:48we'll have the to Jeff's face off, either against each other
- 1:43:54or against me. I don't know what.
- 1:43:56I don't know. Bet you, I will bet you right
- 1:43:58now, Sammy it will start off Jeff versus Jeff with Sammy as a
- 1:44:02moderator and it will turn into Jeff and Jeff versus Amy because
- 1:44:06you can't help yourself. And I bet you just based on his
- 1:44:10name. He's gonna ease He's going to
- 1:44:12lean into it with me Frost from. I'll try not to I'll try not to.
- 1:44:18I will focus. My my racist rage towards the
- 1:44:23other Jeff, the old Jeff. The old has to be folded out,
- 1:44:28you know for for our for our ethnos 8, here at the Woodfield
- 1:44:33report to perceive. We have to Vanquish the old
- 1:44:38co-host. Yeah, Jeff.
- 1:44:43Well, I find it. Well, I was planning on until I
- 1:44:46fight. I do find no wires.
- 1:44:47Both. Cows have been named Jeff.
- 1:44:50I did not plan it that way. I'm sure there's some sort of
- 1:44:53cosmic reason for that, Sammy. Yes.
- 1:44:58Anyway, let's yeah, we'll work that out in the future.
- 1:45:00I look, I actually genuinely look forward to that.
- 1:45:03Because, guess what? Folks, we don't plan shows here
- 1:45:05at the Whitfield report. I don't even know what the fuck
- 1:45:07were talking about. Half the time when we hit
- 1:45:08record, so, that's fun. I'm excited about that.
- 1:45:12Z that is one thing I got from from calm down.
- 1:45:15We just do it. Just hit record and fucking go.
- 1:45:19Yeah, anyway, but good night everybody.
- 1:45:22Can I fucking kill switch Sammy? Good night, everyone.
- 1:45:25Thanks. Hey, make sure to donate to this
- 1:45:27kid. Thanks for listening to the
- 1:45:32Whitfield report on. The NGC Network.
- 1:45:36Please visit Sam's website at www.ge.com, Whitfield.com and
- 1:45:43supports am on patreon and patreon.com Whitfield report.
- 1:45:48Until next time, God bless. God.
- 1:45:51Save this great nation and God Freedom Legacy in that order.