Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 1 - Open For Business
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Bibitty buppitty, it's our numb bar wan our one.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Here we go Geronimo and talking some baseball here in
- 0:11Speaker 2: hour one of the Ben Malor Show on the seventeenth
- 0:13Speaker 2: day of July. It is a Friday, seventeenth day of July,
- 0:18Speaker 2: and the Fifth Hour podcast will return. It is our
- 0:21Speaker 2: twenty twenty six Malard Palooza postgame show, all the behind
- 0:27Speaker 2: the scenes stories, all the drama from that event. So
- 0:31Speaker 2: check it out later today the Malar Palooza twenty twenty
- 0:35Speaker 2: six recap on the Fifth Hour Podcast.
- 0:37Speaker 1: What a night it was the other day.
- 0:38Speaker 2: We actually have here in hour number one, bonus time,
- 0:42Speaker 2: bonus time, including an epic act you're only going to
- 0:46Speaker 2: hear in this hour of The Ben Mahler Show, Hour one.
- 0:52Speaker 2: What are the chances that Francisco Lindor gets traded by
- 0:57Speaker 2: the Mets mid season? Also, who would be interested in Lindor?
- 1:03Speaker 2: We'll take a look at that. In the Major League
- 1:04Speaker 2: Baseball Home Run Derby on Netflix, it drew one point
- 1:09Speaker 2: six percent of the Netflix possible audience and it's the
- 1:14Speaker 2: worst ratings in a generation. Is this major minor or
- 1:18Speaker 2: meaningless information? And why is Lebron James taking so long
- 1:23Speaker 2: to decide his next NBA landing spot. We'll talk about
- 1:27Speaker 2: that as well.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Settle in.
- 1:29Speaker 2: It's our number one open for business.
- 1:39Speaker 1: There's a price tag on everything. Welcome.
- 1:43Speaker 2: In the beginning of another night of the Bandmler Show, we.
- 1:49Speaker 1: Are in the air ev.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Rewhere as we take up bandwidth and attempt to pull
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- 2:03Speaker 2: the mast and weirdly powerful microphones of FSR am monating
- 2:09Speaker 2: live from the pillar as in the Pillar of Strength.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Can teed human.
- 2:17Speaker 2: From the world famous Fox Sports radio studios were Mikey
- 2:21Speaker 2: the Insomniac, who said he was having phone issues in
- 2:25Speaker 2: Tampa and that was months ago.
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- 3:47Speaker 2: then for some reason the grill sergeant. We had heard
- 3:50Speaker 2: from the grill sergeant in a while. He said, Ben, listen,
- 3:53Speaker 2: I need you to do me. I said, what's that,
- 3:55Speaker 2: Grill Sergeant, I said, listen. I got into where I
- 3:58Speaker 2: can watch these final couple games in the World Cup.
- 4:00Speaker 2: I said, well, listen, it's really only one that matters.
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- 5:11Speaker 1: And I apologize, we will. I know we're interrupt the
- 5:14Speaker 1: meat of the show here. We'll get back to that
- 5:16Speaker 1: at some.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Point I did before we get into the monologue, I
- 5:19Speaker 2: really wanted to thank everyone that was part of the
- 5:20Speaker 2: Mallard Palouza. And we've got a little bit left in
- 5:23Speaker 2: the Mallard Palooza. Bonus coverage, bonus time. You know they
- 5:27Speaker 2: do that in soccer, right, they have that bonus time
- 5:29Speaker 2: and all that for stop it just so we've decided
- 5:33Speaker 2: in honor of the World Cup. Either that or we
- 5:35Speaker 2: fed up the clock. There's two more acts that we
- 5:37Speaker 2: didn't get to that we're already in the can as
- 5:41Speaker 2: we like to say, so later on we'll have the
- 5:43Speaker 2: bonus time.
- 5:44Speaker 1: The leftovers, if you will, which you're not really leftovers.
- 5:46Speaker 2: And we will have that coming up a little bit
- 5:49Speaker 2: later on. So great job by everybody from the Religious
- 5:54Speaker 2: Revival Andrew in Bakersfield that started the Mallard Palooza all
- 5:58Speaker 2: the way till Hip Hop mars Sell from Brooklyn. It
- 6:02Speaker 2: was a wonderful, wonderful night. Are lead this hour though,
- 6:05Speaker 2: is from not far away from Marcel in Brooklyn. The Metropolitans.
- 6:11Speaker 2: That's a baseball team, not a good one. They kicked
- 6:14Speaker 2: off the post All Stars stretch with a win over
- 6:18Speaker 2: the Fighting Fills in the beginning of the second half. Now,
- 6:21Speaker 2: but I love about this is, you know, the game Baseball.
- 6:26Speaker 2: The marketing geniuses, the same marketing geniuses that for some
- 6:29Speaker 2: reason thought Will Ferrell should pop up with the home
- 6:32Speaker 2: run derby for no reason, and they needed eight thousand
- 6:35Speaker 2: distractions at the All Star Game. These geniuses said, you know,
- 6:39Speaker 2: we're going to have a showcase game because there's nothing
- 6:42Speaker 2: the men, women and children of American sport fandom need.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Then to watch the Mets in an island game, and
- 6:49Speaker 2: this was an island game.
- 6:50Speaker 1: It's just hilarious. They complete.
- 6:52Speaker 2: It's like when they schedule Monday Night Football, Thursday Night football,
- 6:55Speaker 2: you know, before the year, and they don't early in
- 6:58Speaker 2: the other on flex and then you get a dog
- 7:00Speaker 2: food game. You get a dog food game like week
- 7:02Speaker 2: six or seven.
- 7:03Speaker 1: It's just terrible.
- 7:04Speaker 2: This is the Phillies aren't bad. The Mets are terrible Mets,
- 7:07Speaker 2: so they one who cares. The better story, though, is
- 7:10Speaker 2: at the flea market. And if you were following that
- 7:13Speaker 2: or not, maybe not. We've learned that the Metropolitans are
- 7:19Speaker 2: reportedly willing they are willing to listen to trade offers
- 7:24Speaker 2: for Francisco Lindor However, there's a catch. You gotta read
- 7:28Speaker 2: the five print the Manusha only if another team is
- 7:31Speaker 2: prepared to meet an extraordinarily high as kicking price for
- 7:36Speaker 2: their shortstop. Now, the big catch is also the contract.
- 7:40Speaker 2: It's a humdinger of a contract for Lindor. He's owed
- 7:44Speaker 2: a significant amount of money over the.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Long haul and.
- 7:50Speaker 2: The Komodo dragon in the room. Lindor also possesses a
- 7:54Speaker 2: full no trade clause, which means full trade, no trade protection.
- 7:58Speaker 2: He's a ten to five and all that. He's the
- 8:01Speaker 2: no trade thing, but meaning that he would have to
- 8:03Speaker 2: approve any deal himself, he'd have to sign off on it.
- 8:07Speaker 2: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
- 8:10Speaker 2: discuss the question, what are the chances that Francisco Lindor
- 8:16Speaker 2: gets traded.
- 8:17Speaker 1: By the match?
- 8:18Speaker 2: The deadline's coming up here in early August, as we
- 8:21Speaker 2: sit here in the middle of July. So my thoughts,
- 8:23Speaker 2: I've got sweet Baby Rays, barbecue sauce, One Percenter, and
- 8:29Speaker 2: Dean Martin and those are three things that have never
- 8:32Speaker 2: been combined together. But we're gonna do that, and we're
- 8:35Speaker 2: gonna make a dirty water dog. A dirty water dog
- 8:39Speaker 2: is what we're gonna make. Right now, when you ask
- 8:41Speaker 2: a question, what are the chances that Lindor gets traded,
- 8:43Speaker 2: we have to fire up the Mallard trade o meter.
- 8:48Speaker 1: The Malor trade.
- 8:49Speaker 2: O meter has been activated. We're gonna set the malarodds
- 8:52Speaker 2: on this at plus three seventy five.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Now, that implies a.
- 8:56Speaker 2: Twenty one percent chance, all right percent chance, which, oh,
- 9:02Speaker 2: by the way, that too ten chance is also the
- 9:05Speaker 2: it just as a quinkie dink it's Lindor's current abysmal
- 9:08Speaker 2: batting average for the match to ten, So twenty one percent.
- 9:12Speaker 2: He's got the three musketeers working against him, bad attitude,
- 9:17Speaker 2: bloated contract, and he's at the tail end of his prime.
- 9:20Speaker 2: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night the vibe right
- 9:25Speaker 2: now from Lindor. He's the co worker who's got a
- 9:28Speaker 2: lot to say, a lot of complaints at the office
- 9:32Speaker 2: about meetings. However, never seems to show up prepared. There's
- 9:37Speaker 2: always something a little off with Lindor. Now another question,
- 9:42Speaker 2: who would even consider a deal for Francisco Lindor at
- 9:48Speaker 2: this particular point. So, using the time tested process of
- 9:53Speaker 2: elimination a number of teams to get rid of one
- 9:56Speaker 2: of the teams.
- 9:57Speaker 1: That you would normally get rid of. You wouldn't in
- 9:59Speaker 1: this case.
- 9:59Speaker 2: And I I circled, and I did this on my
- 10:02Speaker 2: notes app, but I circled Cleveland.
- 10:06Speaker 3: Well, no way.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Yeah, the Guardians are a bunch of tightwads. I get
- 10:09Speaker 2: that a Lindor played there b the Guardians. If they
- 10:14Speaker 2: can get the Mets to eat some cash, big if
- 10:18Speaker 2: that's his original team. He was a star, his coming
- 10:22Speaker 2: of age story was in Cleveland as a star player
- 10:24Speaker 2: in baseball. And their competitive American league is wide open.
- 10:28Speaker 2: There's no great team in the American League. They are
- 10:31Speaker 2: very conservative. It's rather embarrassing. They're named after a bridge
- 10:34Speaker 2: because of you Wokesters, and so a reunion would provide
- 10:38Speaker 2: a nice boost for the team formerly known as the
- 10:41Speaker 2: Cleveland Indians. Then there are the Blue Jays, all disappointing season.
- 10:49Speaker 2: They clearly have needs. They lost Bulbushett, they didn't really
- 10:53Speaker 2: replace him, and so there's some needs on the infield
- 10:56Speaker 2: and they would like to have a nice shiny upgrade
- 10:58Speaker 2: at shortstop there. I am told in Toronto, how about
- 11:01Speaker 2: the Yankees? Now that would have little razzle dazzle. And
- 11:04Speaker 2: if the Mets are convinced, lind Door blows send him
- 11:07Speaker 2: over to the Bronx crosstown rivalry, right, send him on
- 11:10Speaker 2: the Cross Bronx Expressway. Send him over there, massive buzz.
- 11:14Speaker 2: We all know Anthony Volpi has been flat out bad.
- 11:17Speaker 2: How bad is he? He's so bad. He was at
- 11:19Speaker 2: the game when I threw out the first pitch of
- 11:20Speaker 2: the Wusox game, playing for Scranton Wilkesbury in Triple A.
- 11:25Speaker 2: That's how bad he is. And then you've got the Diamondbacks.
- 11:29Speaker 2: They love swallowing bad contracts, although they don't. How about
- 11:33Speaker 2: Nolan Aronauto They picked him up. He's average, he stinks.
- 11:36Speaker 2: So anyway, there's options. And by the way, let me
- 11:39Speaker 2: point out Ken Rosenthal baseball insider. Remember a couple weeks
- 11:43Speaker 2: ago he said he did not believe the Mike Francessa
- 11:45Speaker 2: inspired trade rumors about Francisco Lindoor because, in the wisdom
- 11:49Speaker 2: of Rosenthal, it didn't come from the beat writers in quotes.
- 11:56Speaker 2: I guess now it's in place. So the Pope was right.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Francesa was right, I surmised Francessa. He's buddies with a
- 12:05Speaker 2: lot of rich people in New York, who Wall Street types,
- 12:07Speaker 2: who hang out with other Wall Street types.
- 12:09Speaker 1: The guy that owns the Mets as a Wall Street type,
- 12:11Speaker 1: so it's more.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Likely than not he's got pretty good sourcing when he's
- 12:14Speaker 2: tossing that out. So good luck to Kenny Rosenthal. I
- 12:19Speaker 2: recommend some sweet baby raised barbecue sauce for the HOGI
- 12:23Speaker 2: of Crow, maybe some onions on that little bell pepper
- 12:27Speaker 2: and enjoy your crow sandwich.
- 12:28Speaker 1: And just the fact that the.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Mets are now even entertaining offers for Lindor, that is
- 12:34Speaker 2: a drastic sea change for the Mets here. That's a
- 12:39Speaker 2: one eighty organizational reset. Is it on the horizon? Stay tuned,
- 12:46Speaker 2: developing hot dot dot dot one thing that is not
- 12:49Speaker 2: developing hot at all?
- 12:52Speaker 1: That would be the report card.
- 12:55Speaker 2: What are you talking about? The report card? That would
- 12:58Speaker 2: be from the home run Derby. The All Star Game
- 13:01Speaker 2: did very well. It was on Fox. And you watched
- 13:04Speaker 2: the twenty twenty six home run Derby on Netflix averaged
- 13:08Speaker 2: five point three million viewers, And he said, well, that
- 13:11Speaker 2: seems like a decent number. Well, there's like three hundred
- 13:13Speaker 2: million people in America. But that is the least watched
- 13:16Speaker 2: home run Derby in a generation. You got to go
- 13:20Speaker 2: back to over twenty years ago, in the early two
- 13:24Speaker 2: thousands the last time the Home Run Derby did this poorly.
- 13:27Speaker 2: The Derby this year first time since nineteen ninety four
- 13:32Speaker 2: that it was not televised by the small cable channel
- 13:35Speaker 2: out of Bristol, Connecticut. It's all part of this new
- 13:38Speaker 2: multi year agreement with Netflix.
- 13:40Speaker 1: In Major League.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Baseball, they lost roughly four hundred thousand viewer. Oh no,
- 13:48Speaker 2: but it was a four hundred thousand. It was a
- 13:50Speaker 2: number I looked at four hundred thousand viewers from last year.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Despite the fact that they were on a seemingly bigger platform.
- 13:58Speaker 2: There was a lot of promotion for the Home Run Derby.
- 14:00Speaker 1: It's streaming debut. Question.
- 14:03Speaker 2: The MLB Home Run Derby on Netflix had its worst
- 14:08Speaker 2: rating in a generation. Is this major, minor or meaningless?
- 14:16Speaker 2: So for Baseball it's meaningless because they've already got their money.
- 14:23Speaker 1: It's not great.
- 14:25Speaker 2: For Netflix, it's major embarrassing despite blowing tons of cash
- 14:31Speaker 2: and bringing in a guy that makes you flip the
- 14:34Speaker 2: channel off. Barry Bonds just a complete a hole, and
- 14:37Speaker 2: Albert poolhost who's not very entertaining. They pulled nineteen nineties
- 14:42Speaker 2: public access cable TV ratings. If you remember, if you're
- 14:45Speaker 2: old enough to remember the east of these things called
- 14:47Speaker 2: public access, which is kind of like YouTube. It was
- 14:49Speaker 2: just on cable television. The actual contest was a classic.
- 14:54Speaker 2: That's the thing that's really kicked to the nuts. It
- 14:56Speaker 2: was really good. The Cardinals Jordan Walker upset the hometown
- 14:59Speaker 2: hero Kyle Schwarber. And it's too bad. The Amateur Hour
- 15:04Speaker 2: broadcast completely sucked at a time you cannot suck. For Netflix,
- 15:07Speaker 2: we got awful camera angles, basic stats that even non
- 15:12Speaker 2: nerds like did not make the graphics on the TV.
- 15:16Speaker 1: There was the.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Cringeworthy Will Ferrell comedy routine that distracted from everything and
- 15:24Speaker 2: major League Baseball trying to look cool. They want to
- 15:28Speaker 2: be hip, they want to be with the cool kids. However,
- 15:32Speaker 2: they ended up looking like the embarrassing old uncle who
- 15:35Speaker 2: gets on TikTok, like what are you doing to You're
- 15:37Speaker 2: too old for that? And sure the spin doctors claim
- 15:40Speaker 2: that this is the spin from baseball. Well, they got
- 15:43Speaker 2: a lot of younger viewers, younger demo. However, that did
- 15:48Speaker 2: not offset losing was it ten percent.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Of their audience year to year?
- 15:53Speaker 2: And if Apple sold let me ask you, if Apple
- 15:56Speaker 2: sold ten percent fewer iPhones, how would that affect the
- 16:00Speaker 2: price of the stock. I think it would Crater. I
- 16:04Speaker 2: think it would go down and major lyag Basketball's Home
- 16:06Speaker 2: Run Derby. The good news for Baseball when it comes
- 16:08Speaker 2: to their relationship with Netflix, the Home Run Derby is
- 16:11Speaker 2: truly a one percenter, meaning they drew about one point
- 16:17Speaker 2: six percent of the total Netflix global audience.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Here's that Netflix is on.
- 16:24Speaker 2: They have three hundred and twenty five million global paid subscribers.
- 16:29Speaker 2: Do some math on that. What's the cheapest price for Netflix?
- 16:33Speaker 2: Three hundred and twenty five million global paid subscribers and
- 16:38Speaker 2: the home Run Derby drew five point three million, So
- 16:43Speaker 2: that means there were roughly roughly another three hundred nineteen
- 16:50Speaker 2: million other people who had Netflix had access to Netflix
- 16:54Speaker 2: and had no interest in watching the Home Run Derby.
- 16:57Speaker 2: So you can't call it a new era when the
- 16:59Speaker 2: audience is sprinting the opposite direction. So if this is
- 17:04Speaker 2: the streaming innovation, give me back to.
- 17:09Speaker 1: The old barring stuff we had before.
- 17:13Speaker 2: Not a great start, not a great So you combine
- 17:15Speaker 2: that with that joke of a first Netflix broadcast between
- 17:19Speaker 2: the Yankees and the Giants with all.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Kinds of dumb the dumb dumb dumb bits not looking
- 17:27Speaker 1: so good.
- 17:28Speaker 2: That's this whole crossover thing, not really resonating with the
- 17:32Speaker 2: bass who are the core of the broadcast. Now, last word,
- 17:36Speaker 2: we transition from baseball, we go across the way to
- 17:41Speaker 2: the land of Lebron. Cannot go more than ten minutes
- 17:45Speaker 2: without mentioning the name Lebron. So Lebron James made his
- 17:48Speaker 2: first public appearance since he announced he was quitting the Lakers,
- 17:54Speaker 2: and he announced, did you hear the big announcement? Yeah,
- 18:02Speaker 2: you're a liar. He didn't announce anything.
- 18:04Speaker 1: He refused to reveal his next team.
- 18:07Speaker 2: And he was at that fanatics fest where they price
- 18:10Speaker 2: gouge you there in New York, and when asked if
- 18:12Speaker 2: there was a decision that was still to be made,
- 18:16Speaker 2: Lebron doing some cheeseball podcast for friends and family said
- 18:20Speaker 2: immediately he shut it down, said that he had already
- 18:23Speaker 2: agreed to not discuss it. Now, I love I don't
- 18:26Speaker 2: do interviews anymore because.
- 18:28Speaker 1: These guys are so terrible.
- 18:29Speaker 2: When I used to do interviews, though, I always love
- 18:32Speaker 2: when i'd get a memo from some pr hack. Well
- 18:35Speaker 2: he's willing to go on with you, but he won't
- 18:37Speaker 2: talk about this. Well, that's the only thing we want
- 18:39Speaker 2: to talk about, Well he doesn't want to talk about. Well,
- 18:41Speaker 2: why is he doing the interview? Well he won't do
- 18:42Speaker 2: the interview. Fine, don't do the interview, jack ass, your
- 18:46Speaker 2: dumb jackwagon. What's wrong with you? That's so stupid?
- 18:50Speaker 1: Like you who cared, Lebron.
- 18:53Speaker 2: You've been doing this your entire life. You can get
- 18:56Speaker 2: asked a tough question. You can't dodge the question, y'all.
- 18:58Speaker 2: I'm not talking about that. I'm not doing that really, Okay,
- 19:04Speaker 2: all right, wonderful Now. Lebron did tease the fact of
- 19:07Speaker 2: what's ahead, saying he's looking forward to what unfolds next
- 19:11Speaker 2: and that it's going to be pretty fun wherever he lands,
- 19:15Speaker 2: emphasizing he's entering the final stage of his NBA career
- 19:18Speaker 2: more than that later. Lebron also acknowledging that he won't
- 19:22Speaker 2: keep everyone waiting forever, just close to forever, saying I
- 19:27Speaker 2: won't hold you guys up too.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Much longer, thank god, Lebron. Of course, it don't really
- 19:31Speaker 1: matter to me. I got a show to do.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Whether you sign tomorrow, you could go sign with a
- 19:34Speaker 2: team in China, I gotta still do the show. Lebron
- 19:37Speaker 2: declined to say any timeline or hints about his next
- 19:41Speaker 2: destination so quickly. The question why is Lebron James taking
- 19:46Speaker 2: so long so long to decide his next NBA landing spot.
- 19:52Speaker 1: So this is simple, all right, This is peak Lebron theater.
- 19:56Speaker 2: The man runs these off season clinics like he's at
- 20:00Speaker 2: residency at Caesar's Palace in Vegas, back when they used
- 20:04Speaker 2: to have free parking and took care of the people
- 20:06Speaker 2: that gamble. Not anymore, of course, because they don't do that.
- 20:09Speaker 2: But they're turning free agency into a bloated Marvel sequel,
- 20:13Speaker 2: a lot of ego and some just boring storylines. Lebron
- 20:19Speaker 2: has mastered. If he was a baseball player, they checked
- 20:22Speaker 2: me out. Jog around the basis the only cardio powered
- 20:26Speaker 2: entirely by ego. And we know that Lebron from years
- 20:29Speaker 2: past loves the public courtship basking and the love notes
- 20:33Speaker 2: and the chocolates and the free drinks and from those
- 20:36Speaker 2: desperate executives. And there's no speed dating with Lebron. He
- 20:41Speaker 2: wants to be wind and dying. Someone just hand him
- 20:44Speaker 2: a bottle and crank up Dean Martin's that samar He
- 20:49Speaker 2: wants the love I wants it. He's a total lebron
- 20:53Speaker 2: An energy vampire, and he leaves these front office executives
- 20:58Speaker 2: emotionally and mentally depleted. Well, he picks a team that
- 21:03Speaker 2: compliments him the most for how he looks on his
- 21:05Speaker 2: different angles on Instagram. And so it's supposedly a three
- 21:09Speaker 2: horse race between the cadavers, the heatles, and the sixers,
- 21:13Speaker 2: with the warriors coming up on the outside until he decides, uh,
- 21:19Speaker 2: we'll just keep living our lives because what else are
- 21:21Speaker 2: we going to do. The NBA waiting around Lebron's simply
- 21:23Speaker 2: waiting for that dopamine hit to kick in. He wants
- 21:27Speaker 2: to give me the dopamine. I need the dopamine. Okay,
- 21:30Speaker 2: calm down. It is the Bain Mallor Show as we
- 21:34Speaker 2: roll on here through the overnight. Now we mentioned the
- 21:38Speaker 2: Mallard Palooza was a huge success. You guys outdid yourself
- 21:41Speaker 2: yet again this year, which somewhat troubling, but it keeps
- 21:45Speaker 2: getting better and better because now it's got to get
- 21:48Speaker 2: better next year.
- 21:48Speaker 1: But either way, we are here hanging out and we had.
- 21:51Speaker 2: Some leftover acts that we did not get to and
- 21:56Speaker 2: it's considered like bonus time.
- 21:57Speaker 1: You know, you'd like the Bonus Time and the.
- 21:59Speaker 2: Food wah at the World Cup and all that. So
- 22:03Speaker 2: it's our version of the Bonus Time. Now in the meantime,
- 22:06Speaker 2: we will get back to taking phone calls, regular phone
- 22:09Speaker 2: calls and comments on X at Ben Mahlor.
- 22:13Speaker 1: That's at Ben Mahlor.
- 22:15Speaker 2: If you'd like to be part of the show on
- 22:18Speaker 2: the X machine, and if you follow the show on
- 22:21Speaker 2: Instagram and on Facebook. There's some a couple of photos
- 22:25Speaker 2: of that really cool hat Dorko the comedian sent.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Over from Hawaii. So it's the.
- 22:30Speaker 2: Only piece of malor Palooza merch that is readily available.
- 22:35Speaker 1: It's got that Hawaiian writing on it, so it's kind
- 22:37Speaker 1: of cool.
- 22:37Speaker 2: They are gonna check that out on the Facebook and
- 22:40Speaker 2: Instagram pages.
- 22:41Speaker 1: And you said, well, I don't really know where that is.
- 22:44Speaker 1: I mean, why would you do. You can't promote some
- 22:46Speaker 1: of You don't gonna tell me where it is. I
- 22:48Speaker 1: need to know where it is. Stop your complaining.
- 22:51Speaker 2: The Instagram page Ben Mahler on Fox, the Facebook page
- 22:55Speaker 2: for the show Ben Mahler Show.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. That's all. That's all she wrote and
- 23:04Speaker 1: again eight.
- 23:04Speaker 2: Seven, seven ninety nine on Fox on ex at Ben
- 23:07Speaker 2: Maler straight Ahead, bonus time, the hidden files of the
- 23:11Speaker 2: Malar Palooza.
- 23:12Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will.
- 23:14Speaker 2: Do it.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Next.
- 23:17Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 23:19Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
- 23:23Speaker 4: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Hey, it's Ben, host of The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallar.
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- 24:00Speaker 2: live and local in your ear drums. We thank you
- 24:03Speaker 2: for hanging out with us. It is I Bill Miller.
- 24:07Speaker 2: And if you miss the Mallard Palooza later today, we'll
- 24:10Speaker 2: have a recap when we go back into the pod.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Studio, not the radio studio of the pod studio.
- 24:17Speaker 2: For the Fifth Degree podcast, you'll hear all about the
- 24:23Speaker 2: Mallort Palooza. We have some bonus coverage we'll get to
- 24:26Speaker 2: coming up in a couple of minutes. But that's the
- 24:28Speaker 2: Ben Mallor Show podcast.
- 24:31Speaker 1: It's just all over that interweb stuff.
- 24:34Speaker 2: And unfortunately I'm too cheap to pay for bots because
- 24:37Speaker 2: most of the Internet is fake. And I could have
- 24:40Speaker 2: the top podcast I could beat like Joe Rogan if
- 24:42Speaker 2: I just paid for bots, but.
- 24:43Speaker 1: I don't make enough to pay for the bots.
- 24:45Speaker 2: So hey, we need your help. We need real people
- 24:47Speaker 2: to listen to the podcast, so check that out. In
- 24:49Speaker 2: the meantime, we're doing this show, And if you'd like
- 24:52Speaker 2: to be part any post team reaction to the Mallard
- 24:55Speaker 2: Palooza twenty twenty six, you can say hello at Ben
- 24:59Speaker 2: Mallar or call in at eight seven seven ninety nine
- 25:02Speaker 2: on Fox.
- 25:03Speaker 1: You can say hello to our friend.
- 25:05Speaker 2: Lorain Nah who's right there. She I Bill, don't talk
- 25:09Speaker 2: to me. FSR Tech queen very thorough judging from Lorrainer.
- 25:15Speaker 2: She took copious notes for the segment we did yesterday
- 25:19Speaker 2: and Cooper Loop uh Bronco fan. That's h Bronco fan.
- 25:24Speaker 2: And again your comments can and will be used against
- 25:28Speaker 2: you in the court of sports radio, so please please
- 25:32Speaker 2: act accordingly. All right, back to what we go and
- 25:38Speaker 2: a lot of rayakshan to what has been going on.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Here's just beginning a little hot Francisco indoor talk to
- 25:44Speaker 2: those of you that have Malard plus, I know exactly
- 25:47Speaker 2: what's coming up tonight.
- 25:48Speaker 1: You're settled in. It's money well spent, as you know.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Let's see your ferg dog writes that.
- 25:54Speaker 2: He says, Hey, Canada, how about you do something about
- 25:57Speaker 2: your wildfires. I can barely breathe. Thanks to you turkeys,
- 26:00Speaker 2: and stop pronouncing the letter.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Z as z.
- 26:04Speaker 2: You sound ridiculous. I didn't know the smoke was going
- 26:07Speaker 2: all the way to Fullerton. I had no idea A
- 26:10Speaker 2: late night drug tester says, I'm sure lebron would have
- 26:13Speaker 2: made the announcement yesterday, but after listening to the first
- 26:17Speaker 2: hour of the Mallard palooza, he thought it was the Sabbath,
- 26:21Speaker 2: a day of rest. Sean says, hey, Mallard, you and
- 26:32Speaker 2: the militia would have been stalking King James all weekened
- 26:36Speaker 2: at Fanatics Fest like all these stands that laid thousands
- 26:42Speaker 2: to attend. That's a lot of fanboys that they don't
- 26:47Speaker 2: have enough towels at Fanatics Fest for all the brown nosers,
- 26:51Speaker 2: the jock sniffers who were out there. Do you see
- 26:54Speaker 2: how much we talked about this a while back. I
- 26:56Speaker 2: kind of forgot about the story because I try to
- 26:58Speaker 2: forget the show every time. The end the show with
- 27:00Speaker 2: the lebron James not Lebron. I was Jalen Brunson, Jalen
- 27:03Speaker 2: Brunson for a photo of Jalen Brunson.
- 27:08Speaker 1: How much is that gonna cost you? This thing? Over?
- 27:12Speaker 1: Nine hundred dollars for a photo? A photo.
- 27:18Speaker 2: I can go on AI right now and have a photo.
- 27:22Speaker 2: In fact, Alf will do it for me, and I
- 27:24Speaker 2: can have a photo with me and Jalen Brunson and
- 27:27Speaker 2: not spend nine hundred dollars. I just have Alf do it. Yeah,
- 27:31Speaker 2: Alf the alien upont says, I cannot wait for bonus
- 27:33Speaker 2: time of the mal or Palooza.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we did not. Some of you were upset
- 27:38Speaker 1: when you said you were gonna have us vot. We
- 27:40Speaker 1: didn't get to vote on your the top four, and
- 27:43Speaker 1: I don't understand it. I will put it the top
- 27:47Speaker 1: four on the X Machine. You'll be able to vote
- 27:49Speaker 1: all weekend.
- 27:50Speaker 2: I'll leave the thing open all weekend for the podcast
- 27:53Speaker 2: people and the people that listen late and all that stuff,
- 27:56Speaker 2: all right, all weekend, and and so that's that's the deal. Okay,
- 28:03Speaker 2: just at this moment, we're not doing it because I
- 28:05Speaker 2: had some other acts that we wanted to play, and
- 28:08Speaker 2: we're gonna play them, and we will have later on
- 28:11Speaker 2: normal some of your saying, were you still doing the
- 28:12Speaker 2: jokes yet?
- 28:13Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing the jokes.
- 28:14Speaker 2: I know it sounded like yesterday was Big Ben's lame
- 28:16Speaker 2: jokes of the week because a lot of the guys
- 28:18Speaker 2: did comedy. I get it, and it's very difficult to do.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Our buddy Eric in Kansas, I thought, really did do
- 28:26Speaker 2: pretty good, do pretty good on that. So I thought
- 28:29Speaker 2: he he did so as the voting said, as the
- 28:32Speaker 2: voting showed. So yeah, anyway, all right, we will get
- 28:39Speaker 2: some reaction to this.
- 28:39Speaker 1: See who do we have? Who else do we have
- 28:41Speaker 1: on the X Machine? Before we get to the acts.
- 28:43Speaker 2: DJ Spin in San Diego, Patrick says, Hello, Benjamin. The
- 28:46Speaker 2: first fifteen to twenty minutes of the home Run derby
- 28:49Speaker 2: on Netflix was just buffering, buffering and buffering, not great.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Eileen in San Francisco says, time to take Lebron or
- 28:58Speaker 2: take your time Lebron, Rather, just don't add yourself to
- 29:01Speaker 2: the Golden State oars. Yeah, they would be the Golden Girls.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Would they do a cruise? Rob Parker, my buddy, Rob.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Loves the Golden Girls. He went on a Golden Girls cruise.
- 29:10Speaker 2: So if the Warriors get Lebron, they could have Steph Curry,
- 29:12Speaker 2: Draymond and Hey Klay Thompson could be bought out and
- 29:16Speaker 2: he could go back, bring him back.
- 29:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Scrooge in the Bay Area, no longer part of the
- 29:21Speaker 2: Younger Demo, writes that he says last nights He says,
- 29:26Speaker 2: last night's Palooza showed me that Ben Coop and Lorena
- 29:31Speaker 2: and Incoter are all tone deaf, arguably the worst judging
- 29:35Speaker 2: out of the ten years I've been listening to the show. Wow,
- 29:38Speaker 2: how about that shots fired by Scrooge. However, I will
- 29:40Speaker 2: say last night's Palooza was the greatest one in the
- 29:43Speaker 2: last few years, so that seems like.
- 29:47Speaker 1: A backhanded coming. Judging was great.
- 29:51Speaker 2: Other than Coop in Lorena, I thought the judging was
- 29:54Speaker 2: good no, No, I thought my judging was on point.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Yeah, Spock's so through.
- 30:00Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.
- 30:02Speaker 1: You did take a lot of notes. I've never seen
- 30:04Speaker 1: you that prepared for anything, Loraina. You were into it, how.
- 30:07Speaker 5: To stay organized.
- 30:09Speaker 2: You were a woman on a mission. You were going
- 30:12Speaker 2: to make sure you got everything. You took notes down
- 30:14Speaker 2: the whole thing, and I did not. He's just was
- 30:19Speaker 2: trying to keep my head above water and not drowned.
- 30:21Speaker 2: Spots Weed, says Dean Martin.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Never drank anything less than or anything that was just
- 30:25Speaker 1: one percent.
- 30:27Speaker 2: That's true, nature boy says, for your information, answering the
- 30:30Speaker 2: call to the wild, he says, tomorrow marks the anniversary
- 30:33Speaker 2: of when David Vassay did his impersonation of a drunk
- 30:37Speaker 2: Bernie Brewer. How many years has it been now, It's
- 30:41Speaker 2: been at least three four years something like that. I
- 30:43Speaker 2: feel like it's been more than just two since our
- 30:47Speaker 2: guy of Assay, who does these the Dodger propagandist over
- 30:50Speaker 2: there does Dodger propaganda postgame, and I think he's the
- 30:54Speaker 2: guy right down this. Yeah, it was a couple of
- 30:57Speaker 2: years ago, three years ago, ah, who knows, who knows?
- 31:01Speaker 1: When it was all right?
- 31:03Speaker 2: Let's get to the bonus time at least one of
- 31:05Speaker 2: these bonus songs right now. And we had a couple
- 31:08Speaker 2: that we did not get to. These gentlemen spent time
- 31:10Speaker 2: putting this stuff together, and we've got Nimbot and Company.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Let's hear what we have here.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Nimbot and Company is our next act on the bonus
- 31:22Speaker 2: coverage of the Malorpaloosa. So let's hear what these gentlemen have.
- 31:25Speaker 2: This is bonus time malar Palooza twenty twenty six.
- 31:29Speaker 6: Here we go, hell Lise, money in the canna money?
- 31:36Speaker 6: Can you please send some? I was young so much
- 31:44Speaker 6: younger man's day had a toy store in New York.
- 31:49Speaker 6: Whereat he paid it? Now I'm brokelan, living on the street,
- 31:58Speaker 6: getting high, getting back?
- 32:00Speaker 1: Can I find my team? Tell me if you can.
- 32:05Speaker 4: I'm feeling.
- 32:08Speaker 6: And appreciate you feeling around. Help me give my feet
- 32:16Speaker 6: back on the ground.
- 32:19Speaker 1: Won't you breath?
- 32:21Speaker 6: Hell me?
- 32:23Speaker 4: Wow?
- 32:27Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel terrible. We didn't play this yet.
- 32:30Speaker 6: Oh, help me to reconnect win my wow, this is
- 32:37Speaker 6: great a spin.
- 32:39Speaker 2: I don't want to stopse kind of scene is praises everything.
- 32:45Speaker 1: How how we not heard from this guy before? You
- 32:48Speaker 1: can't unbelievable. This is one of this is outstanding. Appreciate
- 32:55Speaker 1: this is Nimbot and company.
- 32:58Speaker 2: All right, that's a stop it right there, nim but wonderful,
- 33:06Speaker 2: unbelievable job by it.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Well we actually I see Inkaterra online, so he has
- 33:13Speaker 2: called in to complete the judging here and remember the
- 33:16Speaker 2: criteria if you were not listening to the previous episode
- 33:21Speaker 2: of the show The Malord Palooza. The categories here for
- 33:27Speaker 2: judging based on entertainment, which is obviously did you captivate
- 33:31Speaker 2: you listening?
- 33:32Speaker 1: Quality, originality, delivery.
- 33:35Speaker 2: We score one to ten ten being memorable, virtually, flawless,
- 33:40Speaker 2: all that good stuff, and then nine to ten if
- 33:44Speaker 2: it's just entertaining, but there might be a little thing
- 33:47Speaker 2: or two to clean up. That's that's like I said,
- 33:49Speaker 2: seven or eight. That's my scoring. Anyway, Inka Terra, would
- 33:54Speaker 2: you like to go first here? Thanks for calling in
- 33:56Speaker 2: again and real quick.
- 33:58Speaker 7: The title of that song with Owe to Billy it
- 34:01Speaker 7: was it was about weed man hippie if if you
- 34:03Speaker 7: know you listening didn't catch on that.
- 34:05Speaker 1: If you're not familiar, but we should play that for
- 34:07Speaker 1: for weed man. I think he'll get a kick out
- 34:09Speaker 1: of that, he'll be like, oh, well, because you know
- 34:10Speaker 1: he's not listening anyway. I think yeah, I think tear.
- 34:14Speaker 2: Would you like to grade our latest submission Bonus time
- 34:18Speaker 2: coverage Nimbot and Company.
- 34:21Speaker 5: That was fantastic? Oh my word, Yeah, I am going
- 34:25Speaker 5: to give it the same that I gave the uh uh,
- 34:32Speaker 5: I'm blanking already the uh.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Marcel Marcel, Yes, so.
- 34:41Speaker 5: That's not going to give it a nine point five
- 34:43Speaker 5: only because you know it was pre recorded and yeah,
- 34:47Speaker 5: but I'm seriously original and fantastic. I love it.
- 34:53Speaker 2: Yes, I did. Also to piggyback on you. I love
- 34:56Speaker 2: the creativity, the uniqueness. Uh, these are original lyrics, which
- 35:00Speaker 2: is a big part of what we want there. I
- 35:02Speaker 2: thought the quality was outstanding. It was pre recorded, so
- 35:05Speaker 2: you got to factor that in a little bit. It
- 35:07Speaker 2: was not a live performance here. The execution I thought
- 35:11Speaker 2: was really.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Really good and I'm feeling good. I'll give it a nine. Lorena,
- 35:18Speaker 1: Lorena very impressed.
- 35:21Speaker 7: I also feel bad would not get that in yesterday
- 35:23Speaker 7: because definitely top of the line I'm gonna do.
- 35:25Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with a nine on that one, very.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Right, so and I'm very high score. My god, the
- 35:30Speaker 1: lyrics were amazing. They were really good.
- 35:33Speaker 7: Yeah, great, great lyrics. You know, it's funny Lorena wanted
- 35:38Speaker 7: to be the Simon Cali yesterday and I feel like
- 35:40Speaker 7: that ended up being me.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Uh yeah, there were a couple of sharp notes, but yeah,
- 35:48Speaker 1: real terrible.
- 35:50Speaker 7: But overall I thought it was great. I loved uh
- 35:53Speaker 7: you know, the lyrics.
- 35:54Speaker 1: It was.
- 35:54Speaker 7: It was well done, Like you said, good good quality.
- 35:56Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a nine. Wow.
- 35:59Speaker 2: Okay, so I have to go back and do the math,
- 36:01Speaker 2: but I think that moves this bonus act into the
- 36:04Speaker 2: I think it might be in the final four.
- 36:05Speaker 1: We'll have to do the math on that.
- 36:07Speaker 2: You would think so tremendous job by Nimbot and company.
- 36:12Speaker 1: We should make like.
- 36:13Speaker 2: A special YouTube thing of just the top four. Of course,
- 36:17Speaker 2: that's a lot of work. I don't know that we're
- 36:18Speaker 2: gonna do that, but we'll have to figure out a
- 36:20Speaker 2: way to do it. And so thank you Nimbot in coming. Yes,
- 36:22Speaker 2: so we have one act to go. I want to
- 36:23Speaker 2: pause for the cause beyond time outed by the clock four.
- 36:25Speaker 2: The clock pause will be all about the clock. So
- 36:27Speaker 2: we'll have the final act of the malor Palooza Bonus
- 36:32Speaker 2: time we have one more to get to. We'll do that,
- 36:36Speaker 2: as they like to say in the wacky wacky radio world,
- 36:40Speaker 2: we'll do that on the the other side and time
- 36:44Speaker 2: now though, for the who Am I?
- 36:45Speaker 1: Game? Real quick?
- 36:46Speaker 2: One Soto had his fifty second career three walk game.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Nothing more exciting than a three walk game. He broke
- 36:53Speaker 2: a tie with me for the most before turning age
- 36:58Speaker 2: twenty eight. Again, One Soto, that's a baseball player for
- 37:03Speaker 2: the Metropolitans. He had his fifty second career three walk game,
- 37:06Speaker 2: broke a tie with me for the most.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Before turning twenty eight. Who Am I?
- 37:11Speaker 2: The answer and hopefully that bonus song we have time
- 37:13Speaker 2: for it from The malor Paluza twenty twenty six.
- 37:16Speaker 1: We'll get to it next.
- 37:17Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 37:19Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 37:22Speaker 2: You're locked and loaded on The Ben Malor Show. And
- 37:25Speaker 2: a reminder it is.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Our Friday show still late Thursday in the West.
- 37:29Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour Podcast returns a new weekend of pod fun.
- 37:36Speaker 2: We recap the Malapaluza twenty twenty six. We've got more
- 37:39Speaker 2: bonus time coverage here. They got The Fifth Hour podcasts.
- 37:42Speaker 2: New episode drop every day. The Audio Sweatshop does not
- 37:45Speaker 2: stop the talk Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The Fifth Hour
- 37:49Speaker 2: podcast all right back to it quickly, pay off the
- 37:53Speaker 2: who am I? Game, and we'll get right back to
- 37:54Speaker 2: the Mallard Palooza. The New York Metropolitans one Soto who
- 38:01Speaker 2: who is still hanging out with the Mets?
- 38:04Speaker 1: That not very good, but the Mets.
- 38:06Speaker 2: Walk Soda fifty second career walk off, three walk game,
- 38:10Speaker 2: three walk game, breaking a tie with me for the
- 38:12Speaker 2: most before turning twenty eight?
- 38:14Speaker 1: Who am I?
- 38:15Speaker 2: Mackie Sasser good named by Eileen in San Francisco, Sam
- 38:19Speaker 2: Walton of Walmart from Don Juan, Bob Boone guessed by
- 38:24Speaker 2: Michael and Tulsa. Milo Proptet went, Mark the Walker in Rochester,
- 38:28Speaker 2: the Great inca Terror.
- 38:30Speaker 1: From alf the Alien Opliner.
- 38:32Speaker 2: That's his answer, Fire Marshall Bill from A Buddy Gill
- 38:36Speaker 2: in San Diego, Monkey Biz Doug in Korea going with
- 38:39Speaker 2: the Great Pete Leacock, a baseball player from back in
- 38:42Speaker 2: the day. Curmudgeon Wayne says the rundown which was posted
- 38:46Speaker 2: there on ex Good job by you, Curmudgeon Wayne.
- 38:49Speaker 1: All Right, that's enough. You have an answer, Lorraina. I'm
- 38:52Speaker 1: going with Hayden Pennetier. Okay, wow, No, that's Eddie Yost.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Eddie Yost is the answer, Eddie Yost.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Let's get back to the Malor Paluza right now. Here
- 39:02Speaker 2: we go our next act and the final act. In
- 39:05Speaker 2: bonus coverage, we present Kenjamin Franklin, not Benjamin Benjamin Franklin
- 39:12Speaker 2: on the Mallard Paluza twenty twenty six Bonus.
- 39:15Speaker 3: Coverage Soup tap standing on the side lines here and
- 39:45Speaker 3: talk about all the sad times.
- 39:48Speaker 1: See might as well given.
- 39:50Speaker 8: Yeah, there's just no win. Never was very good pretender
- 39:58Speaker 8: this Saint Tampa.
- 40:01Speaker 1: There's a will.
- 40:02Speaker 8: There's a way to get back in the game. Eleven,
- 40:10Speaker 8: our last moment down.
- 40:12Speaker 1: To lot's gotten. The heart is strong.
- 40:24Speaker 2: All right, all right, let's let's cut that down there.
- 40:27Speaker 2: You want to go first quickly, inca terror? What did
- 40:30Speaker 2: you think of our latest act? You're very well produced. No,
- 40:34Speaker 2: it fit the vibe of the show. But go ahead
- 40:35Speaker 2: there inca terror.
- 40:37Speaker 5: Yeah, I got excited. Very beautiful country, but yeah, no
- 40:41Speaker 5: relevance to the show. Maybe sports motivational, I guess so.
- 40:45Speaker 5: But I'm going to give it a seven point.
- 40:48Speaker 1: Five, all right.
- 40:50Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I thought the quality was outstanding. It just
- 40:53Speaker 2: just just seemed like he wanted to do a song,
- 40:54Speaker 2: which is fine. It doesn't really fit what we're kind
- 40:57Speaker 2: of going for here the vibe, So I'll.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Give it a seven. Lorena quickly, very talented, kind of
- 41:04Speaker 1: missed it for me. I'm gonna go four. Wow, Okay,
- 41:07Speaker 1: that's that's way too little. It was a good song,
- 41:10Speaker 1: it's just what the hell was that cool?
- 41:14Speaker 7: My only problem is I just it says it's a
- 41:16Speaker 7: brand new original non as song, non Ai song. That's
- 41:19Speaker 7: what he says, But I just I don't know that
- 41:21Speaker 7: it was made for the show.
- 41:24Speaker 1: It's great.
- 41:25Speaker 7: I'm gonna give it a seven and a half as well.
- 41:28Speaker 1: All right.
- 41:29Speaker 2: And that concludes the Malapalooza twenty twenty six. So we
- 41:32Speaker 2: got those in and by that first one we definitely
- 41:35Speaker 2: should have done yesterday.
- 41:36Speaker 1: That's a bad job by us. I don't know what
- 41:37Speaker 1: the hell happened there.