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10 Takes with Kyle Brandt: Count how many times I say 'fascinating' · NFL Game Previews

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  Speaker 1: set the clock. If I don't get the ten takes
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  Speaker 1: in in time, the bomb will explode. Jack Bauer from
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  Speaker 1: twenty four is my muse. I got all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: things that talk about coming off this week. I have
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes to do it. Let's go take number one.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be hilarious if the Eagles win the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl and never lose another game, because they're going to
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  Speaker 1: be nineteen and one, all right, There'll be a nineteen
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  Speaker 1: and one team and the only loss will be to
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  Speaker 1: Zach Wilson. I want that to happen in a way.
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  Speaker 1: If the Eagles aren't going to win this whole thing,
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  Speaker 1: can you imagine they'll be looked at as one of
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  Speaker 1: the greatest of all time, one of the greatest records
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  Speaker 1: of all time, ten twenty thirty, forty five years from now,
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  Speaker 1: they'll look back on the twenty twenty three Eagles of
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  Speaker 1: nineteen to one Super Bowl champs, and Zach Wilson was
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  Speaker 1: the only one to beat him. Look the Chicago Bears,
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  Speaker 1: eighty five Bears, they only lost one game, but they
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  Speaker 1: lost to Dan Marino. Zach Wilson would be the answer
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  Speaker 1: to the trivia question. Zach Wilson will be able to
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  Speaker 1: do signings. He will show up to appearances based on
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  Speaker 1: being the only team to beat the Eagles, Because until
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles decide to lose a game, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if they're going to lose another one. This was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be the one. All these annoying, little bizarre circumstances
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  Speaker 1: should have led up to them losing this game to Buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: It's wet and windy, all right, Lane Johnson is out,
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  Speaker 1: he's a scratch, doesn't play the right tackle. You get
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  Speaker 1: the Superman game from Josh Allen, the full powers, four touchdowns, running, throwing,
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  Speaker 1: doing it all. At the end of the game, even
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  Speaker 1: when you're about to kick the tyne field goal, Kelsey
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  Speaker 1: of all people, world's sexiest man, missus makes them move
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  Speaker 1: back for five yards for a false start, for two
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  Speaker 1: for flinching, and then he does it again. It's like
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to give the game away and they still don't.
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  Speaker 1: They have a magnetic attraction to winning. It's still never
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  Speaker 1: this glorious Rembrandt and who gives a damn? They're ten
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  Speaker 1: and one, ten and one, with that one lost being
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  Speaker 1: a Zach Wilson I find hilarious. Take number two. The
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  Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills. They're not serious people right now. They're six
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  Speaker 1: and six. They've lost three and four and four and six.
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  Speaker 1: They've over the last two months lost to the teams
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  Speaker 1: that matter. They've beaten the teams that don't matter. They
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  Speaker 1: beat the Bejesus out of the Jets, they beat the
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  Speaker 1: New York Giants, but they lose to the Denver Broncos.
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  Speaker 1: They lost to the Jacksonville Jaguars. And they're not done.
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  Speaker 1: They're going into the bye. I feel like it's week
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  Speaker 1: fifty that they've waited for this buye. Finally, the Buffalo Bills,
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  Speaker 1: the six and six twenty twenty three Buffalo Bills go
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  Speaker 1: into the bye. If you're mcdermol, don't you have to
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  Speaker 1: do one of these things. Just get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: No film, no exercise, no treatment, get out of here,
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  Speaker 1: be with your families. Reset, because when they come back,
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  Speaker 1: they have to go four and one. And if you
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna say I still believe in the Bills,
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  Speaker 1: You're damn right. I still believe in the Bills.
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  Speaker 2: Four and one.
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  Speaker 1: They have to win at Arrowhead in the regular season,
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  Speaker 1: which they've done before. They're not afraid of. They have
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  Speaker 1: to beat the Cowboys they're not afraid of. Then there's
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  Speaker 1: some couple who cares teams and then a week eighteen
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  Speaker 1: against the Miami Dolls go four and one. They'll make
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs. They're not a team that matters right now.
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  Speaker 1: They're not serious people, but they can become serious people.
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  Speaker 1: Take number three, Frank Reich is fired. People look at
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  Speaker 1: this job. Here's why you would want the panther's job.
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  Speaker 2: I heard that.
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  Speaker 1: Take who is David Tepper ever gonna hire after this?
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  Speaker 1: All he does is fire coaches. He fires coaches and
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  Speaker 1: the football team he owns in the soccer team he owns,
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  Speaker 1: even fires coaches left and right. Who's ever gonna want
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  Speaker 1: that job?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Number one, someone who really likes money is gonna pay
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  Speaker 1: him a ton of it. And someone who likes signing
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  Speaker 1: a big coaching contract getting fired and then not having
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  Speaker 1: to work and still get paid, just like Matt Ruhle
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  Speaker 1: is doing, just like Frank Reich is doing. It's the
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  Speaker 1: worst coaching gig you could have. Are you saying that
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  Speaker 1: staying at home and making millions of dollars after you
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  Speaker 1: get fired by David Tepper is a bad gig. It's
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  Speaker 1: an incredible gig. People should line up and fight for that.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't care about the Panthers and you're
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  Speaker 1: rolling your eyes that the terrible Panthers fired their coach,
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  Speaker 1: remember this is a ripple effect type firing. You know
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  Speaker 1: who should be terrified about the Panthers fining Frank Raig
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  Speaker 1: the Bears, because the Bears have their pick and it's
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  Speaker 1: the number one damn pick in a Superstar draft. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're a Bears fan, all you want the Panthers
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  Speaker 1: to do is just lie down and die. Don't fire anyone,
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  Speaker 1: don't replace anyone, don't promote anyone. Just keep losing so
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  Speaker 1: we can get the number one pick. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to get that sweet juice of the interim head coaching
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  Speaker 1: bump that everybody gets. You know, the Panthers are going
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  Speaker 1: to mess this up and win one or two games
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  Speaker 1: and the Bears are gonna get screwed out the number
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  Speaker 1: one pick. You know who should be happy, the Arizona
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  Speaker 1: Cardinals and the New England Patriots, because if the Panthers
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  Speaker 1: do win a couple games with Durnam head coach, they
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  Speaker 1: could jump up to the number one pick. Can you
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  Speaker 1: imagine Bill Belichick with the number one overall pick being
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  Speaker 1: able to draft whatever quarterback he wants, And it'll be
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  Speaker 1: like when the Night King finally got one of those dragons.
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  Speaker 1: He pulled it up out of the ice water from
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  Speaker 1: Kalisi after he speared it, and then he brought it
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  Speaker 1: right to the Great White Wall and just melted the
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  Speaker 1: thing down in two seconds. The Night King with a dragon,
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick with a number one overall pick. The Panthers
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  Speaker 1: mess around and winning a couple games.
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  Speaker 2: It could happen. Take number four.
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  Speaker 1: I have a set of taboos set up with the
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  Speaker 1: Denver Broncos that I will abide by for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the season, seeing as how they have the longest
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  Speaker 1: win streak in the NFL and they cannot lose. Here's
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  Speaker 1: my taboos. No more talking about Russ with Seattle. When
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  Speaker 1: he makes a great play with Denver, you don't have
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  Speaker 1: to mention that it's vintage Russ, it's the Tyler Lockett,
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  Speaker 1: or it's a Doug Baldon.
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  Speaker 2: Don't have to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Rule number two, no talking about last year's Broncos team
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  Speaker 1: night and day. I don't care about Nathaniel Hackett, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Rule number three, No talking about how the defense gave
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  Speaker 1: up seventy points. It was incredible and we've talked about
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  Speaker 1: it for two straight months. The defense now does not
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  Speaker 1: give up seventy points. They did not give up thirty twenty.
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  Speaker 1: They wreck people. They're really good. Those are my taboos.
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  Speaker 1: I suggest you follow him. Take number five. I'm fascinated
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  Speaker 1: by Joey Bosom. I have nothing to say about Chargers
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  Speaker 1: Ravens other than the Ravens got a good, sloppy win
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  Speaker 1: and they're getting some groin pains without Mark Andrews. The Chargers,
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  Speaker 1: I have less than nothing to say about them, less
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  Speaker 1: than they deserve. But the fact that the NBC broadcast
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  Speaker 1: with Mike Cheriko on the call showed a shot of
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  Speaker 1: Joey Bosa up in the booth, who was not playing.
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  Speaker 1: He was up in a luxury box and of all things,
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  Speaker 1: he's eating cereal he's eating raisin bran crunch. It was
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  Speaker 1: six thirty to seven pm Pacific, and he is eating
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  Speaker 1: cereal as he watches his team. I'm talking about one
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  Speaker 1: of those little miniature plastic buckets that you pull back
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  Speaker 1: the coating on the top, the little metal cover, and
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  Speaker 1: then you eat it with a plastic spoon.
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  Speaker 2: Why is he eating cereal seven o'clock? I love cereal.
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  Speaker 1: Look get me wrong, but it's fascinating that he's doing that.
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  Speaker 1: And they don't have cereal set up for an evening
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  Speaker 1: game in one of those luxury boxes. There's no way.
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  Speaker 1: So did he bring that with him? And did he
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  Speaker 1: also bring milk and a spoon? Joey Bosa is so weird.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like it in this sense. I've eaten
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  Speaker 1: cereal at night. It's not my proudest moments, but not
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  Speaker 1: in like a luxury box at a stadium. Bizarre take
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  Speaker 1: number six Dealers keep on winning. I still think this
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  Speaker 1: can't be right. But the research says they get four
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  Speaker 1: hundred yards of offense for the first time in fifty
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  Speaker 1: eight games, just.
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  Speaker 2: Four hundred yards.
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  Speaker 1: They had a streak of fifty eight games of not
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  Speaker 1: getting four hundred yards offense and they got it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking five hundred or something crazy like six or
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  Speaker 1: four hundred yards of fifty eight game streak that goes
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  Speaker 1: back to Roethlisberger and Antonio Brown, but they did it.
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  Speaker 1: Najee Harris is likely going to win angry runs this week.
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  Speaker 1: He does not like angry runs. He's bitter about it,
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  Speaker 1: and we send him the scepter. He doesn't even want
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  Speaker 1: to take the picture. It's going to be uncomfortable follow
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  Speaker 1: angry runs. I don't think Naji wants to win it,
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  Speaker 1: but if he has the angriest run, he will win it.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't care. Keep on Curuiz and I'm way
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  Speaker 2: behind schedule. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lean into it. Take number seven the tagov
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  Speaker 1: I LOOA family is fascinating. I'm talking about TUIs family.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the Jets Dolphins game on Black Friday,
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  Speaker 1: brought my family. We were seated a few rows away
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  Speaker 1: from TUIs family. Four family members deep, including his mother
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  Speaker 1: and father. They're all wearing the two jerseys. I have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you, it's the most fascinating thing to watch
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  Speaker 1: them watch the game. This family is the portrait of composure.
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  Speaker 1: They sit there, they watched the game. I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: them eat, drink, or even look at their phones a
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  Speaker 1: single time. And what I was most riveted by was
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  Speaker 1: that they're so composed as they watched the game. They
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  Speaker 1: don't have any wincing or reacting or high fiving or
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  Speaker 1: cheering about anything that happens in the game. Case in point,
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  Speaker 1: the Dolphins are knocking on the door early in the game.
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  Speaker 1: They have a fourth and goal. Mike McDaniel decides to
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  Speaker 1: go for it, two throws a beautiful past the Tyreek
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  Speaker 1: Oversauce Gardner.
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  Speaker 2: Tyreek drops it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh We're all jumping up and screaming, and oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: what a dramatic play. I look at the tongue off
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  Speaker 1: I love family sitting there, no facial expression, no frown,
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  Speaker 1: no smile, no WinCE, no nothing. I looked at them
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  Speaker 1: when they had the ninety nine yard pick six for
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  Speaker 1: their son's team, and they didn't react, and I'm so
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  Speaker 1: impressed with I'm so in awe of it. I'm watching
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  Speaker 1: my son play at some dumb wreck gym ont of
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  Speaker 1: Saturday morning playing basketball. If he makes a basket from
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  Speaker 1: one foot away, I'm doing a backflip and fist pumping
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  Speaker 1: like Jordan hitting the shot over Elo. They're watching their
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  Speaker 1: son in an NFL game throw touchdowns.
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  Speaker 2: And they're just locked in whatever they're having. I want
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  Speaker 2: to have it.
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  Speaker 1: Take number eight Texans Jaguars, really good game. Everyone's kind
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  Speaker 1: of rooting for the Texans because their next best thing.
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  Speaker 1: Jaguars said, not a chance. You know what's a fascinating
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  Speaker 1: in I've said fascinating fifty times in this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Just what we're gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: You know what as a riveting in game experience if
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  Speaker 1: you're there as a fan, the doink, the boom, the boom,
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  Speaker 1: and when it hits the crossbar or the uprights, it's
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  Speaker 1: tough to beat. I've been in there for some block punts.
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  Speaker 1: The double thud is fun, but the most fun sound
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  Speaker 1: to hear as a fan attending the game is the doink.
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  Speaker 2: Take number nine.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Devido for the Giants keeps doing the Italian gesture.
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  Speaker 1: That's his new thing. I'm uncomfortable doing it. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna get canceled because I'm appropriating Italian culture.
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  Speaker 1: Are you allowed to do that as a non Italian American?
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  Speaker 1: Can you put your hands up like that? Because there
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  Speaker 1: is an emoji of it, so maybe that makes it
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  Speaker 1: all right. Take number ten, Scott Hansen. We already knew it.
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  Speaker 1: He's a national hero. He had alarms going off during
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  Speaker 1: red zone and he did not abandon his post. Never
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  Speaker 1: mind Santa Claus decembers about Scott Hansen. Wow, that was
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  Speaker 1: a heavily truncated take about Tommy DeVito's hand gesture and
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  Speaker 1: Scott Henson's standing on his post delivering the touchdown montage
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  Speaker 1: as World War three is breaking around him. And I
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  Speaker 1: thought sirens were going off, but I have to abide by.
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  Speaker 2: The ten minutes. It's ten takes and it's ten minutes,
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  Speaker 2: and that is it. That was a wild one.
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  Speaker 1: I still have things to say about Joey Bosa Ceio,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't have time to say them. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for listening, I love you, hope, Thanksgiving was great, Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: New Year's coming down the pipe, teams are coming running
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL. If you have thoughts on the best
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  Speaker 1: sound to hear attending a game, if you have thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on the DeVito gesture, about as okay as a professional
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  Speaker 1: athlete to be on national television up the luxury box
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  Speaker 1: eating cereal in the evening of the team that you
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  Speaker 1: play for is down on the field. Send up to me,
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