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Episode #3836 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Monday, and welcome to our radio archive hour.
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Speaker 1: These are hours taken from our radio show, which we
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Speaker 1: aired for about sixteen years, eventually wound up locally in
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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, and then we had a nationally syndicated version
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Speaker 1: of it, and we had been on the air in
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Speaker 1: Miami and Minneapolis and Atlanta before that with it. Most
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Speaker 1: of the hours you're going to be hearing here are
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Speaker 1: from our syndicated show, and I performed the voices of
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Speaker 1: the guests and the characters.
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Speaker 2: All of the callers that called.
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Speaker 1: In were real people. We never paid callers. We didn't
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Speaker 1: set up calls. These are real people who thought they
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Speaker 1: were talking to real people and they weren't. Anyway, Today
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Speaker 1: we've got Ted Bell and all of his glory. Ted
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Speaker 1: Bell the owner of Ted's Beverly Hill Steakhouse. And this
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Speaker 1: was the third person Ted Bell in all of his
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Speaker 1: irritating wonderment. He is Ted Bell. This is Ted Bell,
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Speaker 1: I'm Ted Bell. He never really did get into the
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Speaker 1: first person. And he's talking about stealing the sun visor
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Speaker 1: from some guy's cheap Corolla so.
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Speaker 2: He could have it for his Jaguar. Here's Ted Bell
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Speaker 2: as Ted Bell. Well, listening to Phil Henry on Coast
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Speaker 2: to Coast PM from the Premiere Radio Networks.
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Speaker 3: Ted Bell owns Ted's of Beverly Hills in Beverly Hills.
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Speaker 3: There's a new one going and you know this, Mike,
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Speaker 3: that Ted's is expanding to Santa Barbara. And if you
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Speaker 3: want a great steak, I have not yet had the
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Speaker 3: pleasure of eating a Ted's, but I hear the steaks
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Speaker 3: there are good.
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Speaker 2: They are mouthwateringly good. Ted's.
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Speaker 3: Ted Bell is with us Ted from Ted's, a Beverly
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Speaker 3: Hills steakhouse in Santa Barbara. And I'll tell you something, Ted,
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Speaker 3: These steaks that you have got, man, I'm telling you,
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Speaker 3: the steaks that you serve up there are without a doubt,
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Speaker 3: some of the best, right I mean, in terms of
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Speaker 3: let me just say.
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Speaker 4: This, we have got USDA card fed beef. We buy
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Speaker 4: our steaks directly from the Midwest. They are seasoned and
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Speaker 4: prepared to your taste. Fantastic. And when we open this
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Speaker 4: new Ted's of Beverly Hills in Santa Barbara, and that's what.
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Speaker 2: It's going to be called too. By the way, Ted's of.
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Speaker 4: Beverly Hills, Tedder Beverly Hills, our Santa Barbara Division on
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Speaker 4: State Street, by the way. I just I wanted to
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Speaker 4: share something with you. I just got a brand new
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Speaker 4: x K eight convertible Jaguar seventy three thousand. Bucksville has
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Speaker 4: got the new navigation system. I drove over in the
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Speaker 4: new Jaguar to meet with Marty Patton, who is one
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Speaker 4: of the partners in our endeavor. Marty was in his
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Speaker 4: attorney's office to go over some of the specs for
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Speaker 4: a new restaurant. And this is such a beautiful car.
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Speaker 4: I want to tell you a little bit about this.
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Speaker 3: You drove over to see Marty when you finalize you
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Speaker 3: finalize the deal today for the new restaurant, for.
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Speaker 4: The new restaurant right hey, by the way, I had
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Speaker 4: a run in with the Los Angeles police today. I
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Speaker 4: want to ask an opinion of you, and I've maybe
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Speaker 4: i'd asked asked this a micro of Craig over there.
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Speaker 4: I went over to this meeting. It's over on Century
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Speaker 4: City West, Okay, Yeah, and I'm in the XK XK
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Speaker 4: convertible seventy three thousand dollars. Film someone the Spens Vacations
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Speaker 4: navigation system with a six death CD auto change. I
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Speaker 4: got a Premium Alpine SAD system. This thing's like two
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Speaker 4: hundred and seventy five horsepower engine. So I park it
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Speaker 4: and I get over to the meeting, which was on
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Speaker 4: Century Park West Overn. Here where the way you used
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Speaker 4: to do the King of the Hills, right, Yeah, I
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Speaker 4: know where it is, all right. So now I'm in
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Speaker 4: a pretty serious way because the sun's beating down, and
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Speaker 4: I have left my sunvisors in the garage. I use
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Speaker 4: three sunvisors.
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Speaker 3: Sun visors for the dashboard, yeah, the cardboard sun visors
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Speaker 3: for the dashboard.
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Speaker 4: I left three of them over in the garage at home.
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Speaker 4: And so here it is. The sun's beating down in
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Speaker 4: my car, and I'm in a lot off the Santa
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Speaker 4: Botica Bulevard. I don't on the visor. The police report
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Speaker 4: says that I stole this guy's visor, And all right, hold.
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Speaker 2: On for a minute, man, because either we're going to
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Speaker 2: talk about did you get arrested?
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Speaker 4: No, no, I didn't, but we had I had a
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Speaker 4: run in with my Jaguar today. I was on my
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Speaker 4: way over to the meeting.
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Speaker 3: Because either we're talking about the new restaurant or or
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Speaker 3: some problem that you had on your way over to
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Speaker 3: the meeting for the new restaurant.
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Speaker 2: So this is what an arrest.
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Speaker 4: No. I had to talk to the LAPD today because
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Speaker 4: what because of the new Jaguar.
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Speaker 2: What happened you parked that.
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Speaker 4: I parked the Jaguar. I don't have a sunvisor for
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Speaker 4: my dashboard. I saw I guess it was a brown Corolla,
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Speaker 4: really liked Barbel Corolla and there was a visor on
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Speaker 4: the dash I wound up. The window was down on
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Speaker 4: the cars. I was meeting with buddy parent and I
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Speaker 4: had to go to this meeting, and I was gonna
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Speaker 4: be beating. But I don't know happened on a Corona
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Speaker 4: is not well maintained. My Jaguar is.
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Speaker 2: So what'd you do? You took the guy's sun visor?
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Speaker 4: I took the visor out of this Corolla. Yeah, Now
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Speaker 4: the guy comes out. Apparently when I came back, the
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Speaker 4: guy was already back there and he's jumping up and down.
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Speaker 4: He's some Asian guy. Okay, if you're ready for that,
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Speaker 4: and he's screaming bloody murder, and the cops are there,
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Speaker 4: and I said, what you know, what's the problem with this?
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Speaker 4: Cop says to me, the guy claims that I took
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Speaker 4: this visor. I said I was borrowing the visor. If
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Speaker 4: you take a look at the car anyway, make up,
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Speaker 4: make a long story short. I gotta go to court
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Speaker 4: in three weeks because I brought some guy's sun visor.
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Speaker 4: And this was all because I wanted to tell you
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Speaker 4: about the I'm about about the restaurant. So I had
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Speaker 4: a seventy three thousand dollars automobile.
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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, you went over and you parked your car.
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Speaker 3: Now that the sun has been beaten down and it's
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Speaker 3: really hot, you got a brand new Jaguar, right, this.
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Speaker 4: Thing's a x Kaight, this is all right?
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Speaker 2: So this is top of the line, top of the ride,
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Speaker 2: is it? I don't know. Convertible.
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Speaker 4: It's a convertible. I had the top up on it,
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Speaker 4: and I have left the sun rises at home. So
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Speaker 4: that's my mistake. Okay, my bad, All right, my bad.
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Speaker 4: But you're gonna hang that one on me. But now
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Speaker 4: that I got the car over there, the sun is
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Speaker 4: beaten down, I'm gonna take it right Now that sun
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Speaker 4: is gonna turn that letter on the dashboard. It's gonna
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Speaker 4: crack it, it's gonna destroy it. You're talking anywhere from
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Speaker 4: two to three thousand dollars to replace half of that
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Speaker 4: so I had, so I reached something at this guy's stop.
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Speaker 3: Well, you don't reach into another man's car and grab
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Speaker 3: the sun visor, ted, okay.
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Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna want to ask you something you.
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Speaker 2: Don't You don't do that. Okay. The guy's window was down, Yeah, the.
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Speaker 4: Guy the window was down. It's a Corolla. Okay. And
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Speaker 4: this Asian guy comes out. He starts screaming at me.
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Speaker 3: But I don't care if it was a Corolla. I
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Speaker 3: don't care if it was an Asian guy. I don't care.
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Speaker 2: If you were going to be back in time to
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Speaker 2: give it back. You weren't, were you?
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Speaker 4: I was. I was a few minutes late because I
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Speaker 4: didn't know. The k meeting ran along. But I come out.
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Speaker 4: Here's this Asian guy jumping up and down. The cop
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Speaker 4: is standing there.
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Speaker 2: And what did the cop tell you?
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Speaker 4: God told me I gotta go to court. I said,
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Speaker 4: I borrowed the visor. So I don't know.
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Speaker 3: You don't reach into somebody's car and take a sun
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Speaker 3: visor or anything out of their car. Okay. First of all,
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Speaker 3: how did this guy know that you had it?
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Speaker 4: Because I don't know he recognized it.
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Speaker 2: He recognized his visor sitting in your car?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, La Dodger logo on the top of it.
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Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question, Ted, You got business
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Speaker 3: and you're a smart man. Right, you take an La
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Speaker 3: Dodger sun visor off the dash of a guy's car
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Speaker 3: and you stick it in your car. Don't you think
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Speaker 3: the cat's gonna see that?
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Speaker 4: Phil? You know something, Bill, it's a crowded don't you
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Speaker 4: think that?
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Speaker 3: Hold on for a minute, man, guys looking around for
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Speaker 3: sunvis only got the Jaguar.
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Speaker 2: There's got it. That Jaguars got my sun visor in there.
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Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying.
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Speaker 4: No, I don't see what. The Corolla is not well maintained.
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Speaker 4: My Jaguar is all right. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: But the fact is the guy caught you because you
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Speaker 3: had his sun visor. Right, hold on for a minute,
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Speaker 3: Ted Bell is with us here. He pulled a sunvisor
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Speaker 3: out of somebody's car, a Corolla, and put in his
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Speaker 3: jag What gives you the right to do that?
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
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Speaker 2: What gives you the right to do that?
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Speaker 5: Oh?
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Speaker 4: It gives me the right. He's got a Corolla, I
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Speaker 4: got a Jaguar. Okay. The Corona is worth a backtops
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Speaker 4: ten thousand dollars. Jaguars seventy three thousand dollars. Okay, that's
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Speaker 4: the reason. Number two, the Corona's owned by some Asian
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Speaker 4: guy who worked in a print shop. I'm a little
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Speaker 4: sat about a co boulevard. The Jag zoned vite. Okay,
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Speaker 4: different number three, Different number four. This Corolla is like
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Speaker 4: dun brown or something, and the Jag is gun metal.
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Speaker 4: I made a judgment car build if this Asian fella
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Speaker 4: didn't require the sundvisor for his car as much as
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Speaker 4: he thought he did. Okay, given the fact that Ted
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Speaker 4: Bell had just arrived in a two thousand XK eight
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Speaker 4: convertible with seventy three thousand dollars.
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Speaker 2: You know what if you're gonna steal.
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Speaker 4: Ted who watch it? Watch it?
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Speaker 2: Well, you took the thing out of the guy.
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Speaker 4: I gave it back to him. Phil, all right, if.
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Speaker 3: You're gonna borrow another man's sun visor, you have to
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Speaker 3: turn it upside down or something, Okay, so that you
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Speaker 3: don't have that big, huge La Dodger logo that was
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Speaker 3: in that guy's car just a few minutes before.
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Speaker 2: All right, I mean.
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Speaker 4: Brow Burrow, Film Barrow. That's what we're talking about.
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Speaker 3: What if the guy came out and was ready to leave, Okay,
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Speaker 3: he was ready to leave and you weren't there. You
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Speaker 3: still have his borrowed visor in your car. How is
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Speaker 3: he supposed to get that out?
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Speaker 4: There is, Phil, there is? It was not a long
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Speaker 4: time from the way. So the Chinese, you know, he's
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Speaker 4: I don't know, the chinaman is pressing his chops. I
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Speaker 4: gotta be to court in three weeks for varn this
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Speaker 4: guy sunvisor. I don't think it's fair. And as I
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Speaker 4: said to Mike before I went on the air, I'm
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Speaker 4: trying to get a deal done for this deal restaurant.
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Speaker 3: And I understand about your restaurant, but you've got a
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Speaker 3: bigger problem. They're pulling a sun visor out of the
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Speaker 3: guy's car.
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Speaker 2: What if it's been some money? What if it been.
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Speaker 4: What? Let's not go there, Phil, Okay, all right, I
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Speaker 4: know you're.
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Speaker 3: Not a thief. I know you're not a thief. I
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Speaker 3: think it's brainless to take a sun.
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Speaker 2: Visor the car.
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Speaker 4: You think it's brainless. Yeah, let's go through this. His
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Speaker 4: car was a Toyota Corolla.
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Speaker 3: I don't care what kind of a car it was.
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Speaker 3: Ted you know it was his car.
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Speaker 4: It was No, it's a it's a light bottle Corolla.
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Speaker 4: This Chinaman doesn't care. The dash is cracked, the paints
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Speaker 4: peeling up in this thing. I got a night, I
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Speaker 4: got a two thousand, seventy three thousand dollars Jaguars sitting
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Speaker 4: out there. What's the matter with you?
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Speaker 2: What's the matter with you that you left your sun
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Speaker 2: visor at home? Man?
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Speaker 4: Okay, I think there needs to be some allowance. And
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell the judge this when I go to court,
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Speaker 4: because I gotta be up there in three weeks. Do
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Speaker 4: we really have to get upset over this guy's vinyl
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Speaker 4: versus my leter? Is that what this is coming to.
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Speaker 4: We're getting upset over this guy's vinyl instead of my leather. Right,
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Speaker 4: I need to explain this to a judge. You know,
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Speaker 4: I can't wait to get in the courtroom with everyday people,
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Speaker 4: ordinary people that I would and I will or you
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Speaker 4: know what, I would ordinarily hire attorney. I'm gonna hire
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Speaker 4: Attorney'm gona go to myself and the Chinaman is no threat.
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Speaker 4: I'll get the judge straight and I'll set that cop
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Speaker 4: straight to Okay, I'm Ted Bell and a lot of
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Speaker 4: these people.
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Speaker 3: You may be Ted Bell man, but you go into
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Speaker 3: a courtroom after ripping off some I don't care if
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Speaker 3: it is just a sun Visor. All right, you're gonna
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Speaker 3: have the judge gonna throw the book at you. Okay,
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Speaker 3: you reach into the.
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Speaker 4: Guy's car and I'll get the judge set straight. When
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Speaker 4: I'm talking about seventy three thousand dollars Jack versus Corona,
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Speaker 4: you don't understand. Okay, you don't understand.
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, maybe I don't unders stand.
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Speaker 4: Ten thousand dollars Corolla, seventy three thousand dollars jag my Sundvisor,
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Speaker 4: my Sundvisor.
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Speaker 3: Even though it's in his even though it's in his car.
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Speaker 3: You've been Philadelphia on the Phil Henry Show. Hello Philadelphia, Hello, Hello,
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Speaker 3: yes hi Hi.
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Speaker 6: I am flabbergasted that this gentleman believes he has a
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Speaker 6: justifiable right.
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Speaker 5: I've got to know what he did.
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Speaker 4: I think I've got an argument. So what I'm saying,
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Speaker 4: you're talking about seventy three thousand dollars.
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Speaker 6: Jaguar pointless, irregardless, irregardless of what he owned, what his
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Speaker 6: race is, or anything, that that advisor was worth more
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Speaker 6: to him than it would have been worth you.
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Speaker 4: He with the race. I just said he was a
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Speaker 4: Chinese view. I'm telling you he's a Chinese guy. I
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Speaker 4: don't have any problem with him being Chinese. But he's
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Speaker 4: jumping up and down. He's got a Toyota Corolla. So
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Speaker 4: those things you can give those things away. And if
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Speaker 4: you looked at this, at the paint on this guy's car,
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Speaker 4: see if that's what I'm saying, if you understood what
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Speaker 4: it was to own an x K eight, what kind
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Speaker 4: of car do you have?
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Speaker 6: Myself? A Bonneville irregardless.
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Speaker 4: Makes no difference.
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Speaker 5: You don't have any.
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Speaker 6: Way? Is this if Donald Trump there? If Donald Trump
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Speaker 6: had a flat tire next to your vehicle and he
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Speaker 6: took your tires off of his vehicle, and the justification
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Speaker 6: that he pull was that his vehicle is worth so
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Speaker 6: much more than your vehicle, would you feel comfortable walking home?
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Speaker 4: Do you want an answer? Yes? I do. I would
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Speaker 4: feel honored if mister Trump needed my tires because I
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Speaker 4: respect it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, come on, Ted.
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Speaker 4: I'm telling I am telling both you, gentlemen, the Trump
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Speaker 4: I would feel Oh please, the tires that bad? Okay?
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Speaker 3: And so John, Donald Trump leaves you there with your
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Speaker 3: car on blocks while he drives off with your tires.
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Speaker 4: Donald Trump has a lot more important places to go
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Speaker 4: than I do, or you do, or this gentleman in Philadelphia,
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Speaker 4: phil I'm sorry. Donald Trump's got places to go with
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Speaker 4: people to meet you and me, well, let's just say me.
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Speaker 4: Then there's you and this guy in Philadelphia. So but
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Speaker 4: a Donald Trump is high, then Ted Bell then comes
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Speaker 4: you two guys in terms of what in terms of
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Speaker 4: important you know the places you got to go to.
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Speaker 4: I regardless.
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Speaker 6: What you to do, how longs you oppose your arguments
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Speaker 6: to the judge so that he doesn't give you a minimumiz, he.
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Speaker 5: Gives you a maximum.
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Speaker 4: I'll set the judge straight. Don't worry about that.
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Speaker 3: Ted Bell is with us. He's opening up a new
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Speaker 3: restaurant in Santa Barbara. He's he's got a brand new jag.
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Speaker 3: Is that right, Mike? Did you hear about this? What's
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Speaker 3: at x K eight seventy three thousand dollars jag? He
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Speaker 3: forgot the sun visor, so he took one out of
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Speaker 3: some guy's car in the parking lot over there on
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Speaker 3: little Santa Monica Boulevard, And apparently it was some Corolla.
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Speaker 3: So Ted figures are what the heck? The guy's Corolla
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Speaker 3: is a rolling piece of garbage. I got my jag
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Speaker 3: He's going to see a judging three weeks. Phil Henry Show,
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Speaker 3: Phil Henry Show. Ted Bell, who's opening up Ted's of
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Speaker 3: Beverly Hills in Santa Barbara. This will be the second
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Speaker 3: location for Ted's restaurant. Are you in the restaurant right now?
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Speaker 4: Ted A, all right, I'm in Beverly Hills. There Beverly
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Speaker 4: Hills location right now. Because of the afternoon, the late afternoon,
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Speaker 4: I had to come back here.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 3: Now, you grabbed a you got a brand spec a
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Speaker 3: new Jaguar. You're parking out there in Santa Monica Boulevard.
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Speaker 3: You grab the visor out of a guy's car and
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Speaker 3: put it into your car. And now you got to
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Speaker 3: go to see a judge.
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Speaker 4: Bill this guy, if you want to see you other
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Speaker 4: there's a guy standing there's mister Miyagie standing there and
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Speaker 4: he wants to I don't know whether he's got the
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Speaker 4: karate style dealing. What's gonna go on? I said to
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Speaker 4: the guy. I was, I was gonna be back in
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Speaker 4: fifteen minutes. I said, look my car, your car, Jaguar Corol. Well,
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Speaker 4: big difference, okay, And what did he say? Well, he
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Speaker 4: said to me, it didn't make any Did I know
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Speaker 4: the guy's going to start laying some Chinese on even
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Speaker 4: turns out he spoke English.
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Speaker 3: He was, you try to be funny, and I don't
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Speaker 3: want you to be funny, right Ted, I need to
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Speaker 3: get to the bottom.
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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. He said that he did, he that, He
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Speaker 4: said that it was his and I said, if the
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Speaker 4: jury you got to use it because look at the
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Speaker 4: dash and the thing is correct. Well, all I'm trying
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Speaker 4: to tell you is it's a beautiful day for tuch
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Speaker 4: Beverly Hills something up in Santa Barbara. But we have, uh,
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Speaker 4: we got to deal with the small things in life,
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Speaker 4: I guess you know.
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Speaker 3: And yeah, the small things in life means you gonna
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Speaker 3: be in court in three weeks. Here is a call
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Speaker 3: from Santa Barbara and the Phil Henry Show. Hello Hello, Yes, hello,
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Speaker 3: Hi is.
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Speaker 7: This I'm from Santa Barbara and I will do my
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Speaker 7: damness to make sure that this guy does not get
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Speaker 7: any kind of business because of his attitude. And it
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Speaker 7: doesn't give him any kind of excuse to put his
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Speaker 7: hands into anybody's car and steal anything. You know, I
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Speaker 7: don't know anybody if he's agingough, it's a corn.
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Speaker 4: I want to ask you something. You're right, and I
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Speaker 4: don't mean to bring up people like Donald Trump. For
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Speaker 4: Ted Bell, we make this world spin. I can't be
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Speaker 4: distracted by mister Miagi who delivers for Fortune cookies to
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Speaker 4: pand Express because he got no possessive about his damn subvisor.
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Speaker 4: I'm talking about a nineteen two thousand X.
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Speaker 5: He gives a crap about what kind of freaking car
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Speaker 5: it is. Until you have no morals, I'll tell you.
16:25
Speaker 5: I am a manager of a hair Saloni.
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Speaker 7: And Santa Barbara that is extremely busy, and I will
16:30
Speaker 7: do my damn this to make sure that that restaurant
16:32
Speaker 7: does not and I repeat, does.
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Speaker 5: Not get any kind of business.
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Speaker 4: Ted bells what I'm trying to tell you.
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Speaker 5: Okay, well don't don't because you know what, don't Straten
16:44
Speaker 5: Baba does not put up but.
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Speaker 7: That kind of attitude.
16:47
Speaker 4: Look, and I don't know Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara is
16:49
Speaker 4: a wonderful place to go and recreate. We're gonna put
16:52
Speaker 4: a class a restaurant up their estake.
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Speaker 3: By the way, Santa Barbara, ted is A is a
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Speaker 3: town known for its very uh universal eating tastes.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know about a steakhouse.
17:02
Speaker 4: I'll get them eating steak up there. Don't worry about it.
17:04
Speaker 4: They've been on that pasta kick for too long.
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Speaker 7: You wait, nobody you pasta who gives it?
17:10
Speaker 4: Well? Whoever is that? You people? Eat your wheat germ,
17:13
Speaker 4: your wheat grass crap? Up there, I got news for you.
17:16
Speaker 4: You're gonna be shoveling steak in and you'll be waddling
17:19
Speaker 4: out of their hair.
17:19
Speaker 7: Selon Joys, You're gonna be shoveling crap because that's what.
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Speaker 5: Your steak is. I would do my dad here that
17:26
Speaker 5: nobody yea restaurant?
17:29
Speaker 2: Heyst said, you're asking for it.
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Speaker 4: You can't bite. Ted's of Beverly Hills has been serving
17:35
Speaker 4: up some of the juicy steak you get your the
17:38
Speaker 4: crab crap.
17:40
Speaker 5: Hey, you know what you're dealing with, Santa Barbara?
17:45
Speaker 4: How many a beauty salon owner? How many mullet cuts
17:48
Speaker 4: did you give out this week? Huh? How many? There
17:52
Speaker 4: you go? You're the trailer park. You know your door
17:54
Speaker 4: to door at the trailer barrels mullet cuts? That's what?
17:57
Speaker 2: Why is this turning into an argument? Ted?
18:00
Speaker 3: Because that's a little more Yeah, because this lady is
18:03
Speaker 3: accusing me of being a racist. You reached into a
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Speaker 3: man's car and took his son visor out of the car.
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Speaker 7: Okay, Chinese, Asian, black, white, purple, green or yellow, that
18:14
Speaker 7: doesn't matter what he is, kind of car he has.
18:18
Speaker 5: You have no morals and you you do not.
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Speaker 7: Have any type of right.
18:23
Speaker 4: To not matter your Asian, aren't you? Yes, you show
18:32
Speaker 4: I am not Asian.
18:33
Speaker 5: I am a white girl. I am proud of it.
18:36
Speaker 4: Giving up the moment cuts over there?
18:39
Speaker 2: Oh stop it, will you? With all these.
18:41
Speaker 5: Insults, believe you best believe that nobody will get into
18:45
Speaker 5: your restaurant in Santa.
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Speaker 2: Barma when you go stealing.
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Speaker 4: Don't you use that word with me?
18:53
Speaker 5: That nobody will go into that restaurant is crap and
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Speaker 5: posh pleas Russ And we are very.
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Speaker 7: Proud of our community. And believe me, there's a lot race.
19:06
Speaker 4: Second, I know, oh my own cold. Just say this,
19:08
Speaker 4: if you could just say this for me, it'll prove
19:10
Speaker 4: my But just say the following phrase, five dollar love
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Speaker 4: me long time.
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Speaker 2: Just say Okay, now you're being a smart ass, aren't you.
19:17
Speaker 4: I'm being accused of being a racist. I'm being a
19:20
Speaker 4: Just say five dollar love me long time. No, well, yeah,
19:23
Speaker 4: hold on her.
19:31
Speaker 3: Caller who was a business owner in Santa Barbara. Don't
19:35
Speaker 3: mess with Ted Bell. What does that mean?
19:38
Speaker 4: Look it I've been attacked as a racist tonight. Ted
19:41
Speaker 4: Bell simply pulled into a parking lot today and Ted
19:44
Speaker 4: Bell's Jaguar, Ted Bell did not have a visor for
19:48
Speaker 4: his car. Ted Bell decided that he would reach in
19:51
Speaker 4: and borrow the sun visor from a Corolla. Ted Bell
19:56
Speaker 4: sees a Chinaman come running out. Ted Bell's not racist,
19:59
Speaker 4: but Ted Bell my son is very angry Chinese or
20:02
Speaker 4: whatever you want to call it.
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Speaker 2: What do you mean Chinese? What is this kung fu?
20:07
Speaker 2: You know? Angry Chinese? What are you? Albert Salami and
20:10
Speaker 2: some old Western or something.
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Speaker 4: Well, all I'm saying is the Asian comes out the
20:15
Speaker 4: Asian and Ted Bell got.
20:16
Speaker 3: Angry and Ted Bell we mean by Ted Bell, we're
20:19
Speaker 3: talking about you.
20:20
Speaker 2: Yes, you don't want to say me.
20:23
Speaker 4: I talk about Ted Bell and the third person because
20:25
Speaker 4: that is a business. It's what you do in business.
20:29
Speaker 4: You're a collective. Ted Bell bowed the sunvisor from the chinaman.
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Speaker 3: And everyone are okay, so you borrowed the sun visor,
20:37
Speaker 3: Ted Bell did? Yeah you Yes, Ted Bell can't you
20:40
Speaker 3: say I did.
20:42
Speaker 4: I can say I did. I prefer to say Ted
20:44
Speaker 4: bell did.
20:46
Speaker 3: Excuse me, Here's Dallas on the Phil Henry Show. Hello Dallas, Hello, Hello, Yes, sir.
20:53
Speaker 8: Hi, I'd like to just say that I wonder what
20:57
Speaker 8: Kipps spelled the right to reach in and the correct
21:00
Speaker 8: word is steel.
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Speaker 5: No car wo word.
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Speaker 8: The word is steel.
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Speaker 7: Thank you?
21:11
Speaker 4: You hung up? Ted Bellon didn't steal? Ted you mean
21:16
Speaker 4: you that's correct. I did not steal. What I did
21:19
Speaker 4: was I borrowed the sun visor for a valuable seventy
21:22
Speaker 4: three thousand dollars card from this rolling garbage sheep. This
21:26
Speaker 4: guy has got a pack, he's got a passle a
21:28
Speaker 4: Chinese cookies and then what do you call him? Fortune deals?
21:31
Speaker 4: They're in the.
21:31
Speaker 3: Vets, fortune cookies right in the backseat. And you told
21:35
Speaker 3: me he was working for a print shop on a
21:37
Speaker 3: little Santa Monica whatever, Floyd being.
21:40
Speaker 4: I had to get the car park protected for the
21:42
Speaker 4: sun over to the veting and Buddy Patten's attorney's office.
21:45
Speaker 4: Turn around, come back, chinaman's there jumping up in dead.
21:49
Speaker 4: I didn't want to talk about this still. I wanted
21:51
Speaker 4: to talk about Ted to Beverly Hills and Santa Barbara
21:53
Speaker 4: and the marvelous, marvelous meat that we're gonna be a
21:57
Speaker 4: dishing up and when Ladies Night you will believe. Ladies Knight, Ladies,
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Speaker 4: come on in, get your lips around Ted's meat, and
22:03
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you something right now. A ha ha
22:05
Speaker 4: ha ha.
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Speaker 2: Isn't that funny what I heard? What you said? Clean
22:09
Speaker 2: up your act man?
22:10
Speaker 3: Okay, if they're gonna do a promotion Phillips, ladies, you
22:12
Speaker 3: gotta do this for the Ladies Night deal. Yeah, Ladies Night,
22:15
Speaker 3: I think you they got a classy steakhouse man.
22:17
Speaker 2: Act like it. Here is l Passo on a Phil
22:20
Speaker 2: Henry show. Hello, Hello, Yes Hi, this is for mister Bell.
22:23
Speaker 4: Really unbelievable. You don't understand what I do for a living.
22:26
Speaker 2: I understand what you do for a living. Listen to
22:28
Speaker 2: the caller. Go ahead, ma'am mister Bell.
22:30
Speaker 9: Yes, Beam, your Jaguar is worth seventy three thousand dollars.
22:33
Speaker 4: Twenty three thousand. That's the brand new two thousand XK
22:36
Speaker 4: XK eight.
22:37
Speaker 9: Well, congratulations on buying your car.
22:39
Speaker 4: Thank you.
22:39
Speaker 9: But my question to you is if you can afford
22:41
Speaker 9: a seventy three thousand dollars Jaguar. Why can't you go
22:43
Speaker 9: to Walmart and get a five dollars visor?
22:45
Speaker 4: I had two of them. I forgot them in the
22:46
Speaker 4: garage at my home, I said, so at the outset.
22:48
Speaker 4: I have two, but they were left in the garage.
22:51
Speaker 4: My wife uses him, and I simply took off because
22:54
Speaker 4: I was late for the meeting with Marty Patton. What
22:56
Speaker 4: am I supposed to do when you've got that soft
22:58
Speaker 4: lambskin leather. I'm the dashing on the seats. The sun's
23:02
Speaker 4: beating down, it's about a million degrees. You want me
23:05
Speaker 4: to ruin seventy three thousand dollars worth of car so
23:07
Speaker 4: some Corolla's vital dash can get protected. Well, it doesn't matter,
23:12
Speaker 4: that's what you're saying, right, No, see Ted, get words in.
23:15
Speaker 9: My mouth, mister Bell, I say that to have parked
23:18
Speaker 9: the car away from the sun.
23:20
Speaker 4: What was I putting in your mouth?
23:23
Speaker 9: Say that?
23:24
Speaker 4: Okay, what I'm saying is simply this, I blew it.
23:28
Speaker 4: I borrowed the sun visor. I put it in my car.
23:31
Speaker 4: What's the big crime? The Corolla doesn't need it?
23:36
Speaker 9: To be saying that the poor Corolla doesn't need it?
23:38
Speaker 9: That I mean my Camray and my my ranger need advisors.
23:43
Speaker 4: I have VISs Ted Bell made a judgment call.
23:46
Speaker 9: Well to you and Ted Bell if they're the same people, Yes,
23:50
Speaker 9: go to Walmart and get another one.
23:51
Speaker 2: You are you are? Ted Bell?
23:54
Speaker 4: Ted Bell is? Yes?
23:56
Speaker 9: Yes, Ted, I guess there's two of them, sir, him
23:58
Speaker 9: and Ted Bell.
24:00
Speaker 2: Ted Bell is your Ted Bell? Right?
24:02
Speaker 4: Yes?
24:03
Speaker 2: And why the third person?
24:04
Speaker 4: That's what we do in business. We're a collective. Ted Bell,
24:08
Speaker 4: here's what you're saying.
24:10
Speaker 9: Ted Bell disagrees, Well, I've never heard Donald Trump refer
24:13
Speaker 9: to himself in the third person.
24:14
Speaker 4: Hey, Donald Trump, I know very very well. He's a
24:17
Speaker 4: successful you know, Donald Trump, Ted Bell interchangeable.
24:21
Speaker 9: I mean, I've seen Donald Trump on interviews and I've
24:23
Speaker 9: never heard him say, well, Donald Trump had to buy this,
24:26
Speaker 9: Donald Trump had to get that. Now, what's up with that?
24:28
Speaker 4: Ted Bell's never heard that either. That's what I'm saying, right, Okay,
24:32
Speaker 4: So really you need to understand the world of business
24:35
Speaker 4: and how it works. And I do appreciate talking with you.
24:38
Speaker 3: Jesus, I thought we were going to talk about your
24:40
Speaker 3: brand new restaurant. Instead we're talking about Ted Bell stealing
24:44
Speaker 3: a cardboard visor out.
24:45
Speaker 4: Of a Corolla and whoa woo?
24:48
Speaker 2: All right, borrowing?
24:50
Speaker 4: You got it?
24:51
Speaker 3: A cardboard visor out of a Corolla, Sonoma on The
24:53
Speaker 3: Phil Henry Show.
24:54
Speaker 4: Hello.
24:55
Speaker 10: Yes, I'm just really surprised that a man who is
24:59
Speaker 10: in thisiness thinks like he does.
25:02
Speaker 4: He thinks so important.
25:04
Speaker 10: I think that he's almost studying to be a little hitler.
25:07
Speaker 4: No, man, Ted Bell has been very successful.
25:09
Speaker 10: I don't care who Ted Bell has been successful. There's
25:12
Speaker 10: other human beings in the world just as important as
25:15
Speaker 10: you are.
25:15
Speaker 4: You're you're up in the gorgeous wine country of Sonola. Yes,
25:19
Speaker 4: absolutely spectacular. And when Ted ted Bell brings Ted's Beverly
25:23
Speaker 4: Hills Steakhouse to Sonola.
25:24
Speaker 10: I used to live down South. I worked in the
25:26
Speaker 10: movie industry, and I've known a lot of millionaires. It
25:29
Speaker 10: doesn't make them act like that. I've never seen anybody
25:32
Speaker 10: act like you. I'm really shocked.
25:34
Speaker 4: Ted Bell owns. The state is.
25:37
Speaker 10: Overly maniac about Ted Bell.
25:40
Speaker 4: Overly maniacal.
25:41
Speaker 10: Yes, you are? You think Ted Bell is something very special?
25:46
Speaker 2: Could you just call yourself me instead of Ted Bell?
25:49
Speaker 4: Of course?
25:49
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's the other thing he made.
25:52
Speaker 2: What's he doing? He's saying Ted Bell? This?
25:54
Speaker 4: Ted Bell made a judgment called ted Bell took the
25:58
Speaker 4: visor out of the Corolla, the Chinese or whatever heck
26:00
Speaker 4: do you call? What kind of car do you drive here?
26:03
Speaker 10: Where is Ted Bell's value system?
26:06
Speaker 4: Ted Bell's value system was well today, I left it
26:09
Speaker 4: at home.
26:09
Speaker 10: I guess, I guess you have. You got it too
26:12
Speaker 10: impressed by your business and your money and your nobody is.
26:18
Speaker 10: I don't think Clinton would even do that.
26:21
Speaker 4: Ted Bell, ask you a question, Sure he can't.
26:23
Speaker 10: Don't tell me what kind of car I drive?
26:25
Speaker 4: What kind of car do you drive here?
26:27
Speaker 10: A much better car than yours? I had a yes
26:31
Speaker 10: ninety nine Lexus.
26:34
Speaker 4: Nice card, not as not as good as a Jag,
26:36
Speaker 4: but a nice card. I don't believe.
26:39
Speaker 10: I just can't believe they can.
26:41
Speaker 4: You're right.
26:42
Speaker 2: Let me let me ask you something.
26:44
Speaker 10: Judge will stake you up.
26:45
Speaker 2: If the lady in.
26:46
Speaker 3: The in Sonoma, if she parked her Lexus in a
26:48
Speaker 3: restaurant parking lot and oh she needed to protect her dash,
26:52
Speaker 3: do you think she has the right to take the
26:53
Speaker 3: visor out of some guy's Corolla?
26:55
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
26:55
Speaker 10: Absolutely not. I would put a sweater or a colder,
26:58
Speaker 10: get some paper of the street ruin.
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Speaker 4: Your thousand dollars sweaters. So some something I would.
27:04
Speaker 10: I would get a piece of paper off the street.
27:06
Speaker 10: I'm more ingenious and taking some other don't you right?
27:09
Speaker 4: You know what you do. I offered this mister Miyagi
27:11
Speaker 4: ten off a dinner at ten Hills. But I guess
27:14
Speaker 4: you didn't want the disc guy because we don't.
27:16
Speaker 10: I know, you're not a bad guy. You're not a
27:19
Speaker 10: bad guy.
27:19
Speaker 2: You're such a SmartArt.
27:20
Speaker 10: You're a juvenile that's impressive with yourself. Don't understand other people?
27:25
Speaker 7: Right?
27:26
Speaker 2: Other people?
27:26
Speaker 11: Do you.
27:28
Speaker 9: Understand?
27:30
Speaker 4: Get a load of the language. Ted Bells offended. It's
27:33
Speaker 4: just Ted Bells offended by your language.
27:35
Speaker 10: You're what okay?
27:37
Speaker 4: Look, I offered mister Miagi ten percent.
27:39
Speaker 2: We got it.
27:42
Speaker 10: Because you made a mistake. You know you made a mistake.
27:44
Speaker 10: But just don't ever think like that again. Everybody is
27:48
Speaker 10: important you, whether they have money or on me.
27:52
Speaker 4: Steaks on me? You come to Ted to Beverly Hills
27:54
Speaker 4: steak dinners on me, dear, what's your name? I don't
27:56
Speaker 4: want to come there to business beautiful steak.
27:59
Speaker 10: I'm shocked at your value system.
28:01
Speaker 4: Wait, I got it.
28:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's it's it's obscene. And she hit
28:08
Speaker 3: the nail on the head. There thank you man for
28:09
Speaker 3: your call. You're acting juvenile pill.
28:11
Speaker 4: What happened to me was a multimillion dollar business deal
28:14
Speaker 4: could have gone sat today because I got Pat Marina
28:17
Speaker 4: standing there raising Kane.
28:19
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Pat Marita?
28:21
Speaker 4: I don't know who the guy was, but he's jumping
28:22
Speaker 4: up and down because of his corolla. Cut me a break.
28:27
Speaker 4: I've keed Bell?
28:31
Speaker 2: Is that it?
28:31
Speaker 4: Yeah?
28:32
Speaker 3: Would you lock out with your name now? Man, it's
28:34
Speaker 3: like you're doing a live report from Moscow. Cut me
28:37
Speaker 3: a brake. I'm Ted Bell, Santa Barbara on the Phil
28:40
Speaker 3: Henry Show.
28:40
Speaker 11: Hello, Hi there, Yes, ma'am, Hi, I had a comment
28:44
Speaker 11: from mister Bell. Mister Bell, I'm actually from the Santa
28:47
Speaker 11: Barbara area. And are you there, sir?
28:50
Speaker 4: Is it right here?
28:51
Speaker 11: I'm wondering, I'm winning a business myself. I'm just a student,
28:55
Speaker 11: and I'm wondering, do you believe that this in a
28:59
Speaker 11: city liberal with a university setting, that promoting your your
29:04
Speaker 11: restaurant in this manner is is really like ins attempt
29:08
Speaker 11: in what manner?
29:09
Speaker 4: Dude?
29:09
Speaker 11: Well, you are making some connotations towards race. You're also
29:12
Speaker 11: making some connotations towards the valuation of women, and you're
29:16
Speaker 11: also valuing people on a monetary basis.
29:19
Speaker 4: Well, that's true. I'll tell you something about Santa Barbara.
29:21
Speaker 4: Santa Barbara has an idea of itself. I don't think
29:23
Speaker 4: it's yet formed, and I think we do get a
29:25
Speaker 4: very strong personality into the Santa Barbara business scene. Like
29:28
Speaker 4: like Ted Bell, you are going to see a whole
29:30
Speaker 4: lot of people eating meat. Uh yeah. You people up
29:35
Speaker 4: there love to think you don't think your stuff smells,
29:37
Speaker 4: But I can tell you crap brown like everybody else.
29:40
Speaker 3: And when you boy, you are really doing a great job,
29:42
Speaker 3: but you are just really hitting that out of the park.
29:44
Speaker 3: You're promoting your rest You crap brown like everybody else.
29:47
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, you're right. Wait wait wait,
29:49
Speaker 4: wait a second, what are you trying to say?
29:52
Speaker 11: Come on, I think the point here is that you're
29:55
Speaker 11: that you're doing a very poor job of by yourself.
29:58
Speaker 11: Thank you as a restaurant.
29:59
Speaker 4: Is you people in Santa bar You know you want
30:02
Speaker 4: to wrap your rice in seaweed and long that.
30:05
Speaker 11: Well, do you want to do that? Beverly Hills too?
30:07
Speaker 4: Or we do, yes, we do, but we have a
30:08
Speaker 4: little bit more of a kind of problem attitude. This
30:10
Speaker 4: is a big city, Santa barbar But what do you
30:11
Speaker 4: gonta do? A lot of retire Kenny Loggins is up
30:14
Speaker 4: there still thinking that he matters. You know what I mean?
30:16
Speaker 11: Well, I know, but the truth of the matter is,
30:18
Speaker 11: it doesn't matter who who's up here. The point is
30:20
Speaker 11: we're talking about business.
30:21
Speaker 4: When Ted Bell comes in the town and I serve
30:23
Speaker 4: up a thick, juicy steak, you're gonna be down there, Yeah, I.
30:27
Speaker 2: Know she'll be aund it.
30:29
Speaker 4: You got that? Well, okay?
30:32
Speaker 11: In anything, The point I'd like to make is that
30:35
Speaker 11: maybe I'm doing.
30:36
Speaker 4: A bad job, but I'm going to court in three
30:38
Speaker 4: weeks because all of a sudden, cong Fruit doesn't want
30:40
Speaker 4: me taken make make.
30:42
Speaker 11: A comment, why are you going to court? Because the
30:43
Speaker 11: fundamentals of our country is based on quality, not on
30:45
Speaker 11: the basis of making the equality of the individual on
30:49
Speaker 11: their car if. Our country is based on the equality
30:52
Speaker 11: by individual basiness.
30:54
Speaker 4: Ted Bell understands that.
30:55
Speaker 11: The worried when the Vice Ted Beell going to court
30:58
Speaker 11: with like, no worries And why are you?
31:00
Speaker 4: I mean, you know what, you know what? You know what?
31:01
Speaker 4: Because I'm a great salesman, Ted bells are a great
31:03
Speaker 4: Salesman's whole life. Sure, if I can straighten out a judge,
31:06
Speaker 4: I can straighten out Santa Barbara. I'm gonna have you
31:08
Speaker 4: guys off of your whatever it is, your your angel
31:10
Speaker 4: hair post or whatever you do women in Santa Barbara.
31:13
Speaker 4: And you said the women saying are used to eating fish,
31:15
Speaker 4: but once you put Ted's meat in your mouth, you'll
31:17
Speaker 4: never want tune in again. That's an advertising thing.
31:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you keep using that line about putting Ted's meat,
31:22
Speaker 3: you know nobody will ever go into your restaurant. Ted,
31:26
Speaker 3: your restaurant sucks And I've never eaten there.
31:31
Speaker 1: One famous Phil Henry Show executive produced by me Phil
31:34
Speaker 1: Henry four see Embry Incorporated.
31:39
Speaker 3: Nice One, Ted, I'm Ted Bell.
31:47
Speaker 4: What's Ted Bill think of the snow Till