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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 29 - Sas Got a Haircut (NSFW) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: What's up? Everybody? Welcome? It feels weird. It feels weird.
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  Speaker 1: What does thank You're finally letting your natural hair show? No,
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  Speaker 1: this feels weird?
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  Speaker 3: All right? What is up?
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  Speaker 1: Everyone?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today
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  Speaker 3: is November fifteenth, Monday. It's about six o'clock West time.
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  Speaker 3: Text so seven o'clock currently we are in uh Minneapolis, beautiful, beautiful, incredible.
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  Speaker 3: Aside for when those terrorists destroyed the city.
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  Speaker 1: We did go by there today, we did go to
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  Speaker 1: the police station. I surprised. I don't like how I'm
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  Speaker 1: just looking right into the camp. You're like, Bill, O'Reilly,
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  Speaker 1: look at me. You have a conversation with me.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't feel like we're having a conversation at all.
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  Speaker 1: How do you want it to feel like you were
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  Speaker 1: having more of a conversation.
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  Speaker 3: I look at maybe like I go upstairs and I
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  Speaker 3: zoom inn.
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  Speaker 1: Just do it remotely. You keep on looking dead in
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  Speaker 1: Owen's eyes. We're not here to save you. I know.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like I have to look at him.
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  Speaker 1: Why just talk to me because he's my master? What
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  Speaker 1: are you a K pop or you're a K pop artist?
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  Speaker 3: So let's just get the elephant out of the room.
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  Speaker 3: I got a haircut. I got a haircut this week.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's been telling me I needed a haircut.
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  Speaker 1: And this is what it comes down. It looks good,
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  Speaker 1: it looks incredible. Yeah, it looks way better. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how they they like layer it out layers
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  Speaker 1: or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my hair is naturally very straight, so it's more
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  Speaker 3: of a perm but.
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  Speaker 1: You officially have what they call flow. Flow, finally have flow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to get that Minnesota look.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, the hockey boys look, the Blake Anderson look
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. Flow from Progressive type of look flows
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  Speaker 1: out Adams type of look.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Flow from Progressive has completely black, straight hair.
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  Speaker 1: But her name is her name is Flow, you dumb motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: She has flow.
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  Speaker 3: If we're talking about hair, she like, this is more
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  Speaker 3: Blake Blake Anderson.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's Blake Anderson. It's also it's Seth hair. We
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  Speaker 1: got mics here, and one of the mics is, uh,
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  Speaker 1: he's got He's got from time to time a character
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  Speaker 1: that comes out Seth and uh. So he just pops
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  Speaker 1: on a wig for real. It throws the ship behind
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  Speaker 1: his hair. He's like, yeah, bros, what the fuck's great?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't we have we can have Mike? Mike, why
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  Speaker 3: don't you come you do the podcast for me? Says
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  Speaker 3: you're so goddamn funny.
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  Speaker 1: Sas can take one person being called funny in front
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  Speaker 1: of him with a whole audience.
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  Speaker 3: We got a whole audience today.
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  Speaker 1: Then you're acting out just because we got company. You're
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  Speaker 1: acting over the top.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I am, I don't think I'm just
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  Speaker 3: extremely uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on edge, which we'll work through.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get through that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just half some more of your non alcoholic oduel tools,
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  Speaker 1: not back your oduel's amber.
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  Speaker 3: I just took my zole off, so I'm I'm a
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  Speaker 3: little more mellow than usual.
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  Speaker 1: Is it fast acting or long? Last? Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Kicks in quick?
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  Speaker 1: Which one did you go with?
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  Speaker 3: The serotonin goes straight to your brain. I will say
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  Speaker 3: that the most serotonin and dopamine I've gotten in a
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  Speaker 3: while was on that roller coaster today. Yeah, there's are
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  Speaker 3: joy after.
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  Speaker 1: We're in Minnesota. We just went to the Mall of
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  Speaker 1: America and there's just roller coasters inside.
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  Speaker 3: There's roller coasters, three roller coasters, maybe more than three,
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  Speaker 3: well three traditional roller coasters there.
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  Speaker 1: And then a couple of non traditions.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, would you call Ferris wheel a roller coaster?
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  Speaker 3: Would you call that a ride?
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  Speaker 1: Is there even a Ferris wheel? There was a Ferris
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  Speaker 1: What about the Viking boat or like the swings that
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  Speaker 1: go around.
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  Speaker 3: The swings are not a roller coaster. That would be
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  Speaker 3: a ride.
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  Speaker 1: But what about the Viking boat that goes back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: That's a ride, not a roller coaster. So then there
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  Speaker 1: were only two roller coasters.
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  Speaker 3: No, there was three. Yeah, I don't think you saw
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  Speaker 3: the light blue one that those guys were talking about.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't see the light there There was one
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  Speaker 1: that we did.
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  Speaker 3: There was the green one, which is like a log
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  Speaker 3: ride or something like that, a flume, a flume, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a log flu There was a log flume, and then
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  Speaker 3: there was the h There was another one in the
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  Speaker 3: back corner and it was light blue, and that was
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  Speaker 3: one of the people on the ride with us we're
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  Speaker 3: talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were scared.
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  Speaker 3: I was very scared. I was sweating out of my
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  Speaker 3: ass and my and my arm.
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  Speaker 1: And you kept on making everybody check. You're like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: touch my ass.
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, I had to go. I went up stairs
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  Speaker 3: and I changed put on my new gap underwear. Road
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  Speaker 1: bad as what happened in Indiana.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't Jake Paul out here during the riots? Yeah, barn
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  Speaker 3: and shit down.
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  Speaker 1: Jake Paul was in a full botta klava fucking wrapped up.
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  Speaker 1: Just throw them all atop cocktails through police station windows. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was fucking sick. It was sick to see that
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  Speaker 1: police station. It was to say.
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  Speaker 3: No, but it wasn't because it wasn't burnt down.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, so like they broke.
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  Speaker 3: The windows and stuff, but everyone acted like it was
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  Speaker 3: like completely burnt to the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Which wing of the media was lying about that? Left
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  Speaker 1: wing media or right wing media?
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  Speaker 3: I think left wing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think right wing. I think they're saying like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they're burning down.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, it would have been right wing. My bad.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's fucking lying about it.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone the media is lot. They all liked a lot.
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  Speaker 3: This is the only place you can go for real.
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  Speaker 1: News, true unbiased information.
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  Speaker 3: If you didn't, if you've never seen the police station,
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  Speaker 3: you would have thought it would be burnt to a crisp.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it wasn't at all. Just one windows were
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  Speaker 1: busted out.
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  Speaker 3: Some windows were busted. They could still be using that
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  Speaker 3: police station if they wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: There was a taco stand outside.
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  Speaker 3: Of tacos stand directly outside. It's a tourist trap.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, there was a line of dissidence, fucking just
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  Speaker 1: trying to get there.
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  Speaker 3: We got we went on, we got some juicy lucies,
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  Speaker 3: and then we're like, well we may as well go
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  Speaker 3: to the police station.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was sick. What did you think of the
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  Speaker 1: juicy Lucy's good.
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  Speaker 3: I burnt my finger pretty bad though. Oh fuck, bro,
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  Speaker 3: the lucy exploded on my hand.
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  Speaker 1: Damn. Is that the juicy or the lucy? I think
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  Speaker 1: that's the juicy. But do you think that we should
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  Speaker 1: we stop this pod and maybe get to some medical
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  Speaker 1: attention for that thing? No?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's not burnt anymore. It was more of
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  Speaker 3: like a flesh wound. It feels quick.
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  Speaker 1: You just got to run some water over that thing.
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  Speaker 3: The finger skin heals fast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the fastest part of your part of the
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  Speaker 1: body to heal outside the inside of the mouth and
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  Speaker 1: the base of the penis and the penis at the
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  Speaker 1: base of the penis heels like wolverine. We know that.
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  Speaker 3: We do know that.
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  Speaker 1: That's known, that's proven, that's proven. Dude, What do you
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  Speaker 1: think of the juicy? Lucy?
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  Speaker 3: JUICEE Lucy was good? I mean it was a little overrated,
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  Speaker 3: like it was. I could have had like four of them.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're tiny. Yeah, they should have cheese on top
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 3: There's like cheese and maybe some medicine tomato that.
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  Speaker 1: Would be dope.
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  Speaker 3: All it had was pickles. That was it. It was
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  Speaker 3: like a Chick fil a sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still like a local delicacy. It felt old, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was. It was.
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  Speaker 3: It was good though, And they brought our soda. They
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  Speaker 3: were like, what do you what do you want for pops?
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  Speaker 3: And we gave us so we gave our order three
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  Speaker 3: DC's of course die cokes and they brought them in hands,
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  Speaker 3: which is a plus. Why because die Coke is best
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  Speaker 3: in the can by a mile.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I can't take you, seriously, it's not a wig.
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  Speaker 1: I can't thank you serious with your haircut like this?
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  Speaker 1: Why because the.
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  Speaker 3: Fact that you're you actually it looks good.
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  Speaker 1: You have like a blonde streak in your real hair
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  Speaker 1: and then there's also a blonde streak in.
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  Speaker 3: Who told me you liked it like this?
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  Speaker 1: It does? It looks dope, But I just don't think
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  Speaker 1: that you can. Uh, I don't think you can pull
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  Speaker 1: off long hair like that.
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  Speaker 3: I think I can. I think it looks good.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think are you thinking about actually growing your
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  Speaker 1: shit long? No?
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  Speaker 3: Because I don't have hair that I could grow it?
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  Speaker 1: Like, what do you mean you don't have hair that
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  Speaker 1: could you could grow it like that?
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  Speaker 3: I could never grow my hair like this ever, Why
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  Speaker 3: just wouldn't work? If you see my hair, it stick straight.
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  Speaker 1: But if it can't, if it went long enough, it
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  Speaker 1: would just go down. It would just flop over.
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  Speaker 3: No, it wouldn't, I promise, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I think it would.
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  Speaker 3: It would be it would start to look like a
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  Speaker 3: beat Like I would look like one of the Beatles.
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  Speaker 1: But if their hair grew long enough, they could get
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  Speaker 1: hair like this, You like look like Mick Jagger right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's cool, kind of like a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Mick Jagger's actually a friend of the pod.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude and his son, his young son.
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  Speaker 3: His son follows us, not us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he texted me. I told you. He texted me.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, my dad wants to go on the pod.
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  Speaker 1: You should we have him on? And I wouldn't know
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  Speaker 1: what to.
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  Speaker 3: Ask him, I know. I was like, bro, we are, like,
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  Speaker 3: you're talking to a pod that just had Bryce Hall
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  Speaker 3: on a few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Who has current beef with Bryce Hall?
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  Speaker 3: He does. Yeah, we should.
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  Speaker 1: Get to the bottom up. We should like, uh like.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking we should like we should like call him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't have his number though, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: actually do that. That was a stupid thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get his number right now? What text crewing.
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  Speaker 3: Hey Bryce Hall.
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  Speaker 1: They're saying, they're saying that I.
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  Speaker 3: Like trashed Bryce Hall. Like, if that's trashing someone? What
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  Speaker 3: I got tagged in something earlier today and they were like,
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  Speaker 3: oh is this mushed? The line and the beef continues
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  Speaker 3: and then this is a Bryce Hall text to Marty.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if he's scared, he's scared. Not scared because
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  Speaker 3: I went to the thing. I went to the we
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  Speaker 3: were supposed to talk to Bryce Hall today due just.
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  Speaker 1: Explain everything that happened. Explain from the beginning what happened
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  Speaker 1: with Bryce Hall.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, about two and a half months aget we went
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  Speaker 3: on Busting with the Boys, and that episode just came
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  Speaker 3: out last week because for some reason they held onto
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  Speaker 3: it for a really long time.
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  Speaker 1: And then did they think think that the episode sucked?
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  Speaker 3: I think they did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably thought it sucked. Yeah, did suck.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how that episode suck.
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  Speaker 1: No one didn't listen to it. No one's listened to it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he did well? Did it? Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: their standards or by our.
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  Speaker 3: Stand by my standards, it did well, got like twenty
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  Speaker 3: thousand views in like a day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's sick.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So we were to record this podcast. Will Compton,
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  Speaker 3: who's the host of that podcast, was like talking about
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  Speaker 3: I want to do rough and rowdy or he was like,
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: we were like, would you do rough and rowdy? And
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: he was like maybe if the if it was the
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  Speaker 3: right guest and the right amount of money, And I
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: was like, what about Bryce Hall? Bryce Hall said he
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  Speaker 3: wants to fight in rougher rowdy and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: and that would be easy. You would beat his ass, right,
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  Speaker 3: because Will Compton is literally.
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  Speaker 1: You immediately put his name, you immediately put my.
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  Speaker 3: Smut saying that say that an NFL linebacker could beat
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  Speaker 3: a tiktoker's ass is not putting smut on your name.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but first off, Bryce Halls is natty, He's fucking no,
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  Speaker 1: but he's literally knocks. Then I was like, I did.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to get my facts mixed up here.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I want to be completely on the
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  Speaker 3: like I want to be in the right on this.
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  Speaker 3: So I looked it up. He literally is publicly admitted
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  Speaker 3: to using steroids. So I said, Will Compton could beat
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  Speaker 3: his ass, true? And I said he's on steroids, true,
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  Speaker 3: And that's me trashing him, and then.
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  Speaker 1: He goes kind and then he how is that trash?
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  Speaker 3: Is that trash?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't take it like he did. There's no guys,
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  Speaker 1: but he's like, dude, I said that he would get
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  Speaker 1: the ship beat out of him. And then he's the
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  Speaker 1: NFL linebacker. That's not trash.
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  Speaker 3: That's not trashing him. If I was like, oh, and
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  Speaker 3: then and then he turns around because he doesn't want
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  Speaker 3: to fight Will Compton.
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  Speaker 1: If you said he wasn't a good dancer, if you
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  Speaker 1: said that he had mediocre dick game, he said, that
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  Speaker 1: is that weird? That was crashing it. But saying he's
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  Speaker 1: on roids and will get his ass beat, that's that's.
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  Speaker 3: Not two things that he's Okay, he's admitted to being
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  Speaker 3: on roids, so you can't get mad at someone saying
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  Speaker 3: you're on royds when you've admitted to being on steroids.
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  Speaker 1: But he's natty.
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  Speaker 3: Now, No, once you take steroids once, you're never natty again, dude.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have like a little steroids in your no,
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  Speaker 1: it just doesn't work like you're like natty light No
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  Speaker 1: all the way, nad.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't work like that. So then when was this
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  Speaker 3: what what's today? So was it Sunday or Saturday?
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  Speaker 1: Saturday probably or maybe.
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  Speaker 3: It was Saturday. It was Saturday, was Saturday night? He
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  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, he's just going on a rant,
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  Speaker 3: saying that he wants to fight me.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing says that you're not on steroids like a.
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  Speaker 3: Like a crazy roid rage tweet like over the course
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  Speaker 3: is like three hours.
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  Speaker 1: He tweeted like he was still.
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  Speaker 3: Thinking about it multiple hours later. And then and he
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  Speaker 3: was like, he was like, bro, my bad. I had
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  Speaker 3: such a shitty day. I can't believe I let this
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  Speaker 3: irrelevant pussball little sasquatch get under my skin.
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  Speaker 1: He kind of bodied you there, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, and then and then I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't care and I'm not going to reply to it
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  Speaker 3: because this is so insane that this is something that
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  Speaker 3: he's that mad about.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Woul, do you feel bad that you begged him to
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: be on your podcast? No?
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: And that's another thing. And then he's okay, he says
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: that again when he texted Marty today, I never begged
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: him to be on the podcast.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: Owen texted us and said.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Bryce Hall's in the office today, and then we were like,
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: should we get him on? And I was was I hesitant.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: I was hesitant to have him on. I was like,
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know if we do Fizz cordyted out as no.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, I don't really think
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: our fan bases are.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: Going to like his juice stuff.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: Ass No, I didn't say that. And then Ral was like,
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: let's get him on, and then Marty was like, Okay,
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: we'll send him over to you guys after he's done
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: doing most of the line. So it was a very
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: like he they asked and he said yes, it was
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: not me, like on my hands, and he's begging him,
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: and in this he goes, I'm just confused. This is
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: a text from Bryce Hall.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: And dude, tell the part where Bryce Hall came into
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: the room and then went out, said he was going
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: to go get snacked. But then when he came out,
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: there was like a little shit stained on the back
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: of his fans and you could tell he had just
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: shipped himself. Tell that part of that stuff. We won't
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: even say that part the end.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: So he was originally mad because I think he thought
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: that the busting with the boys thing was so long
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: ago and it wasn't long ago, or no, he thought
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: the busting with the boys thing was.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: After he was because it came out afterwards. Yes, but
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: he was two months before, so he thought that you were.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: And he was like, bro, why wouldn't he say that
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: to my face? He said.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so he goes so. So, so then all
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: this shit happens on Twitter. I don't really reply. I
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: made a funny tweet, got like twenty thousand likes or
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: something like that, many more than any of his thoughts,
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: and uh, and it was irrelevant exactly exactly, and and
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: so then Marty texts me and he's like, Marty mush
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: from barstool. He texted me, He's like, will you come
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: on moush the line to talk to Bryce Hall? Because
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Bryce Hall wanted to do that. He asked Marty if
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: he could.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Do it, but literally, did you know he was just
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: wasting your fucking Yeah.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, I guess I can, and
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: we go. It was today at one o'clock.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: We go.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: It was me ronan Oen in my room on my laptop.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Bryce Hall no.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Shows, So who's the irrelevant pushball now? Brice Hall no shows?
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: And then and then after that happens, after he doesn't
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: show up, I say the exact same thing I'm saying
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: now explain myself.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: But you even were more. You even called yourself more
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: of a pussy on most of the line.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was like, dude, I never said I
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: was going to fight you, which is the thing. I
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm not going to pretend like I'm a fighter.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I said a professional athlete could be disassed, which I
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: stand by.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: And then he texted me, and you just said he
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: knocked you out in ten seconds, not forty.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: He was like, he was like, bro, I put his
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: ass on the canvas in forty five seconds. And I
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: was like, it would probably take a lot less time
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: than that to put me on the canvas.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: But you did confirm that you were a pussball. Just
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: not irrelevant and irrelevant. Yes, that's what you take on
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: bridge with. Yes, And but I let it be known
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: at the time that he could get it whichever way
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: he won. Yes, we could do it on a rap battle.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: We could get it, get it or bring guns, or
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: we could have a shootout. We could bring guns and
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: we could have the fucking shootout.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: We'll make it dangerous.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: With Drake follows me. We could see how he likes
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: being followed. With the drake if you know what I mean.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: But Drake, oh yeah, exactly, exactly.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Something like that, actually, fucking the ruger, We'll bring out
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: the lugers, bro, exactly twenty two thirty two, forty fours,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: the fucking fifty cow whatever Bryce Hall wants do thout.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about replying to his original tweet and
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: just like going all the way and just quote tweeting it,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: being like I'm gonna shoot you in the head with gun.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: But I was like, I probably would get to asge
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: on Twitter.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's more like a shootout. I think you
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: have to invite him to a shootout, yeah, and just
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: be like, let's shoot at each other and made the
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: best squad win. You bring your five, get Taylor Holder
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: and fucking whatever, a couple more of the boys. Yeah,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, whose side do you think that Josh would
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: be on?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Probably Bryce's in a shootout, yeah, and.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Who else would be in their squad? Noah, Noah Beck,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I have no idea, Yes you do, Bro, it would
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: be Noah back and then who's there face?
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm hoping. I'm more just worried about his
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: ruin's going to be on our side or not.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I just texted grew and I asked for Josh's number.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: He just texted me back. He said it's four four three.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, Josh or Bryce?
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: What you said? You said you just asked for Josh's number.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Bryce's number. I meant to say Bryce, I said, Josh.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Well, we don't really have a way of plugging him
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: in on this. That's going to sound good, so we
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: probably just shouldn't do that.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: You're sound of like a irrelevant pustball right now.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I just want to explain the rest of the
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: story real quick. So after he says, what.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Do you mean coming at sas what the fuck?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Lol? Okay, like he definitely knows.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Bro. First off, shout out to Grooin, just went through surgery,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: lost twenty five pounds, Bro. Shout out the fucking grew ruins,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: the boy, the fucking the live audience has given him
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: a standing Oh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, So back to the story. We can decide
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: if we're going to call Bryce grewing or so after
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Bryce no shows, you got this? After he no shows
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: to mush the line and I show up. He texts
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Marty Mush and he goes, I mean, if he's scared,
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: he's scared. What what?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: First off, you are scared, you already said, and I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: showed up and you still showed up.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: And then it looks like I'm bullying the kid and
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: his fan boys are hypnotized, think he's the king of
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: New York. Like, brother, if you're mad at my fans
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: like me more than your fans like you, like, that's
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: your problem. Yeah, and then he goes, I'm just confused
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: why he's talking ship, not talking ship when he wanted
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: me to go on his podcast.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: We're not talking ship. We're just saying you get the
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: ship beat out.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Every single thing, every single thing that he said is wrong.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not talking ship. I did not. We're just
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: saying he's on the juice and he would get his
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: ass whipped.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, saying you're on the juice is not an insult.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Like he is exactly right, and that he'd get his
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: ass whipped not an insult either. You should just give
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: him all. We can't give him a call because it's
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: gonna be able to go.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: We're not gonna really hear it on the mic.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm giving him a call. All right, This
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: could be the wireless customer you are calling.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Is not available, Bro, he gave you a fake number.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Try again later. What the fuck does that mean? I
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: never heard that message before. Bro, is Grewing playing me.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call Grewing right now, called growing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, is growing playing me? Because that's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: the last thing I want right now while we're in
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: the middle of beef to find out that he would
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: be one of Bryce's five shooters.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I'm calling Grewing, called Grewing.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Oh no, like grew and crew.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: And how are we you give you give Ron a
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: fake number? No, we just called the number and it
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: was instant to voicemail.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Not even voicemail said the numbers not available, said.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: The number is not available. Something that's Josh. No I
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: could text Josh.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Don't believe me that's his number. Why would I ever text?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: We text Josh? Dude, did you look at did you
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: look at it?
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I think nothing. On Twitter from a couple of days ago,
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: he was like calling me out, saying he wants to
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: fight me and all this stuff because I said that
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: he was on steroids, which I was under the impression
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: that he's probably admitted to being on steroids.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: So why is that something that he was so mad about?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I think he was joking. Oh no, he was not joking.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's back on steroids. Is there a chance to
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: see back on? I think so.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Now I think we have worth steering this. I think
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: he needs we need to get him help.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I think it is because you're his boy
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: or you are boy? Which which side are you?
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Are?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: You?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Boys? You don't believe it's his number, go to spy
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: dialer dot com and type it in.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: It comes up.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Remember when he did that to us? Like, remember when
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: we tried to Frank call him me Grew? I always
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I always hear him. Look it up. Yeah, we blocked
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: his call and he called us back on. We blocked. Yeah,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: we blocked our number. Frank called Grew and then he
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: texted back and being like, yo, what's up? All right?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Crew? Well, where we were recording our podcast?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: How are you doing though, Grewing? How are you feeling?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're down like twenty six pounds already? Right, I
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be little a little bits possible.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: How are you How are you feeling? You're doing good? Yeah? Okay,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: all right, all right, and I's talking to you.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Take it easy, bro, Grooin's the man shout out to
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: growing bro. He's the fucking goat.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: There's no way he doesn't know about the Bryce Hall
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: stuff either. He's playing us. Bryce is in the room
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: with him right now.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah I heard Bryce was a surgeon. Yeah, Bryce is
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: the one who put him under the knife.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: See now, I'm now, I'm trying to Now I want
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: to be some mass.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Who's asked, do you want to be Bryce?
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: He's pissed.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that chat actually, Yeah, shout out to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: that chat that Chad.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: So those guys are there.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: So where do we stand with this? Like, I don't
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: stand with anything. I'm not fighting that. Why not?
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Because I've said before publicly that I the rough rowdy
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: is the last thing that I ever want to do.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: But you're bigger than him. I don't care. I don't
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: want to fight anyone. But you're clearly bigger than him.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: There's no reason that I need to fight. And you're
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: more natty than him too.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: I'm well, I'm one hundred percent natty. If I was
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: given the opportunity to not be natty, I would take it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: What if he submits to a steroid test and like
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: a blood doping test and a lie detector test, to
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: say that he's always been natty and if he passes
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: all three of them, you.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Just said grew and just had everyone in sway was
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: on steroids except for Josh. Really, yes, he'd said that
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: when we were just even fucking t O even Yeah.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: No way, bro, how is he on steroids? Bro? Even
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: fucking Taylor?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Bro? Dude, there was kids in my high school who
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: take steroids and not workouts. They just like take stots
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: and just like lay in bed like expecting to just
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: get jacked out of nowhere?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Does it work? Now? I would try it if that
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: was the way, But I thought it made you want
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: to work out, like so I think it's well.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I think it depends on what you take.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Rogan says you have to work out angry.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Does Rogan take steroids?
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I think he takes tea.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I think he takes tea.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: And he just like takes a ton of it. But
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: be careful saying that. Do you think that Will Compton
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: would be Rogan's ass, because that would be a good
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: way to have him.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think Will Compon could be Rogan's as
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: really not even close.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: What if they were just boxing, just standing up, no jiu.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Jitsu, ah, maybe.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: There were some kids in our high school that took
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: steroids too. They wound up going to the One of
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: them got a better scholarship because of it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he went to a better knew a kid who
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: took steroids high school and went to Harvard for football.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you could probably narrow that down pretty I
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: think he's out of college. Yeah, yeah, gotta still be
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: on the steroids. It is a good way to get
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: into college. If you want to get into college, just
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: take steroids in high school. They're probably not checking for
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: now one of the other ones.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Everyone is on steroids. Let's turn that off.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That's your fucking phone.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Every time I go to the gym, Dude, if you
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: look around, everyone there is on steroids. Everyone bigger than you,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: they're on steroids.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of college kids are on steroids too.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Dude, everyone, it's good.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: You take it. You go out fight people, fucking spit
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: in their mouth.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Afterwards, I have a couple of beers break a glass
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: over someone's jaw.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking exhilarating, road fucking forget that you did
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: it afterwards.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Wake up the next morning, dad, lift eight hundred pounds.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel no hangover is repeat. Your recovery is
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: so fucking fast on the fucking roids.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: It's any off your moways do steroids?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: These fellas, Mike, not these guys, the mikes. Do you really,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I know, none of the mics fucking takes steroids. All
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: the mics are on matty, yeah, the natty Mike's. I'm
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: trying to think of any any mics. Have any mics
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: taking steroids?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Like, while we're thinking about that, of all the depths,
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: of all the mics, while we're talking about steroids, how
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: about we talk about all birds? Was scammy on steroids?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Was scammy off the roids? Shot?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: You know what I love is.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Dante, our boy who was on He was on this
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: website called buffin bound dot com. We just found him
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and he was fucking running back for our high school
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: football team and we just found him on like a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: website and he was just like tied up getting tickled
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: by another dude. No, he was. He was shredded one
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: of your boys. We went to high school with him. Damn.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That's here. Was a product. He was like a stunt.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: So he's like a gay porn type thing. Is that
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: what it was?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: More buffing bound It was more that he was just
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: bounding off and wasn't really gay about it.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. But no one from my high schools like
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: started and only fans or anything like that. Yet I'm
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: waiting on it though.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: This before he could have caked off only fans, dude,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: if only fans.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I was at a party one time with
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: some kid and and or not. I wasn't with the kid,
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I was with other people and everyone was like, yeah,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: that kid only fans And then like someone sent me
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: his Twitter the next day and he's just like having
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: like gay sex on on only fans.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Only fans sex kids party too though. Yeah, Like you
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: can't be mad at it's true. Let's sad. This doesn't
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: mess up the focus of that. Is it that beer?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Well, it's an no duel, it's.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: An aduel is non alcoholic. It's more beer, so it's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: a non alcoholic beer.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: You're drinking oduels. Noting wrong with this is we're weighing
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: on that sponsor. It was about phone. My tolerance is going,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: uh yeah, we definitely should have gotten a mic for them,
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: But it's all right, Mike.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: For the mics, we could probably get a mic for
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the mics. Now, no, we can't.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Let's just let's just keep going, all right, uh.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: As all birds grow?
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Come on, bro, All Birds makes cozy shoes in apparel
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: from premium natural materials. They're not just comfy, they're better
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: for the planet. All Birds gifts that feel as good
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: to give as they do to wear.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You're not conveying this, but we actually like all birds.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I said that I like all birds. Before this, you
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: weren't listening. You're too busy talking to people that aren't
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: on the show.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: They're on the show. Bro, if they're here, they're on
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Have some respect for the other people. You ever see
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves carry the fucking bags up the steps whenever
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: he's on a film crew. You'd be out of your
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: trailer just eating peoples, drinking o'duls. He wouldn't be out
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: with the people for probably picking shits up. I'd be
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: in the All Birds with the common men, wearing some
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: comfortable not.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Only for the common man's don't don't don't.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Their premium and their natural materials. So that's what we
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: really want to stress it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: day even better, and if you're looking to improve your drive,
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  Speaker 7: Chevy Equinox EV is the smartest choice you can make.
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  Speaker 7: Bold athletic styling, a commanding presence, award winning tech, an
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  Speaker 7: will put a smile on your face no matter how
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  Speaker 7: your scorecard shakes out.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: That was your first time holding a gun, and dude,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you've had a bloodlust in your eye since then, a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: palpable blood.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: We asked we wanted to a shooting today, but REALM
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: pussied out. It felt like I was. It felt like
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: something like the scenario where like I asked my dad
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: to do something. He's like yeah, and then like in
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: the back of you you can see in the back
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: of his hand like we're not going me and oh,
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: and we're like, yeah, let's go shooting. Everyone was like yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: for sure, and then he's like, we're gonna go to
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: the airport to pick up my real quick.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: No, I took us to the police station that got
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: burned down, and I've that that was a little bit more. No, Minnesota,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you wanted to shoot. Also, you've never shot before. Which
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: is why we're trying to scratch your itch, which is
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: why we want you're making it sound like I don't
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: let the fuck off.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: We had like four hours. Let that that four hours stilled.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: There was there was a gun range seven miles away,
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: so let's go shoot. And then Rome was like too
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: much of a pussy to do it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: We also looked it up and you're too young to
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: even fucking have ass. It's literally not true to buy ammunition.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: You could shoot blanks. You were allowed to like shoot blanks.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: You would buy the ammunition for me and just give
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: it to you, right ye of them. That's how it works.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: They literally said you can go shooting if you can
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: go shooting here if you're eight years old with your parents,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: as long as you just have a parent.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: If you have a parent eight, I'm not your parent.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'm twenty years old. And you think I can't go
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: shooting now, I don't think you can, bro. And I'm
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: not going to fucking lie for you again. Bro, I've
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: seen what's happening with your IDs. I'm tired of fucking
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: lying for you, trying to fucking break the law for you. Dude.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: How about I buy a gun and I shoot you
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: in the head.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: How about we fucking buy a gun shoot Bryce Hall
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: and his fuck him?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Shoot one another.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Bryce is the homie, Bro, it's all love. It's all
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: love with Bryce.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, you are irrelevant, pushboy. You are not one
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: to go to.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: World take that, bro, No, I'm not one. I don't
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: like getny in controversy.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you don't. Let's get this guy another
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: old duel so he can get get towards a little
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: bit more controversy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I would like to pee at some point, but I'm
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: gonna hold it from.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Here's one right here, here, here we got we got
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: a fresh our duels for him. What are you laughing at?
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Giggly ass, Bro, The old duels makes him bubbly. There's
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: a little giggly off of it with it when he
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: mixes up with the Ada van and the old duels.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: No, I'm off the out of vans, bro.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're off the ad of it.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Last time I took my I take out of him
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: when I fly, And it's only that it's the one
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: time I take it because it's addictive, so I don't
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: want to addict it to it. And it was like
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: seven hours later, I had like one beer and it
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: was like the most gross and uncomfortable I've ever felt.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I couldn't even like stand up. I was swaying.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: He was some one out.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I told Ron I almost cried when I went back
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: to my room. So I was so uncomfortable. I want
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: this stuff.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, I need to get out of this
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: feeling good normal.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly like the night of trying to joint it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Almost died And I woke up this morning feeling good
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: as new. Went to the gym. Rome wasn't there.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I was bro the text I was there at eight
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: forty five. The text proved you were there at twelve
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: o'clock when you had just woken up. You need to
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: start waking up earlier, and you need to start making
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: your bed. Even when you just start making your bed,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: it will give you a sense of accomplishment at the
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: beginning of the day. It'll make your ship seem more
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: like never together.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: My bad dude. You have to I literally don't know
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: the last time I made mine.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It's literally why you've got depression because you don't make
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: your bed.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not depressed, you're bipolar.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: In my bed, I've.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Never been happier in my entire life.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: It's because you're off the fucking vein right now. No,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not you loopy off.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I have not your mind wholes which I have to
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: take to keep saying you got it?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Can you drink on the loft the z loft?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Well, you can drink of Duels with any medication?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it? Point?
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I think it's point oh five. This one tastes bad.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Though the Oduels is gone, this ship is no. No, bro,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: you can't fucking when the old Duels is red, you
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: know that shit's good? Yeah, when the eagle on the Oduel.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: The first time I ever had beerg, the first time
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I ever had a beer, I was uh. I was
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: in eighth grade, and I d like a We had
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: a porch at my old house with a mini fridge
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: in it where my dad bunch of beer. I don't
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: know what that means.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: It's like a Porsche porch.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: And there was a mini fridge in it where my
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: dad would keep like all the beers from people would
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: come over and we'd sit out there. And it was
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: the summer or yeah, it was like the spring after
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: the winter, and he never cleaned out the fridge there's
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: a bunch of beers in there still. And I went
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: down and the beers were like unopened, but they were
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: like down to here, and I was like, oh, that's
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: so weird, but like I didn't know. I didn't think
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: anything of it. And I took a sip and it
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: was like the most foul, Like they were so skunked,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: and it was like the gross thing I've ever had
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: in my entire life.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: How did you even know? How would you know? So
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: I didn't know at the time. It gets worse, the
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: story gets worse.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: It sounds pretty shitty.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: It was pretty shitty. And then I was like so young,
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: and I was like so excited by like drinking and
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: like all that shit. So I took the beer and
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, I'm not going to finish this
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: right now. And I poured it into a water bottle
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: and like capped it up, and I like threw it
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: under my bed and I kept there.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: For like two years years.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Dude. I was like ready to like show up to
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: a party with that it without my hand and be like, yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: go pass the shit around, bro. I had it in
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: my I had it in my room for so long.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: It probably fermented more though. It's probably like the toilet
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: wine that they make in prison.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and eventually I poured it down the toilet and
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I remember the smell just being like, oh so like
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: burning my nostrils.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Your parents probably thought you were drinking like whenever you
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: pour like beer down like a sink.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Or whatever st bathroom.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, little did they know that you were
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: just disposing of your old like piss beer.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, you should have brought it around. Good ship though.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro fucking I love beer. Bro.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Beer's tight.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I can't fucking stop drinking that ship.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: That puts it into our next sponsor of the podcast, Beer.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: God. Damn do I love that?
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Shiit man Good? I love beer good.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Ever, get tired of your white fucking nagging you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: You're sitting in your easy chair and you just need
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: to cut some fucking steam off. You need to fucking
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: kick back and relax in your lazy boy. Pair that
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: with a beer. I never mind, my beton, what were
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: you about to look up the ad read for beer?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: No, we have similar similar names and the ads today,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: which threw me off for a second. But we're all good.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: We're good to go.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: That shit's disconcerting. What did you think of the house
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: we brought you to in Minnesota? Yesterday?
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Was awesome? Do they do those kids just all live there?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Do their parents live there now?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: No?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: They're just like, yeah, have a fucking sweet house.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: That was a nice assu. Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Just imagine living anywhere other than they were. Yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say their rents probably like four
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars a month.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: They had a sprawling man cave basement with like three teeth.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Their rooms were all huge too. I take a piss
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: in one of those rooms. Yeah, not on the floor,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: but like in his bathroom.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Dude, everybody, did you find them to be Minnesota nice?
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Like that? People always talking about Minnesota nice.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I thought they were nice. We were only there for
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: like ten minutes, so I can't really say.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I think that Minnesota people kind of overstate how fun.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: That's how the Midwest is though, that they're like, oh,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: we're so fucking nice. Yeah, yeah, Like, why are you
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: bragging him? Ude? It? Why do you have to tell
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: me all the fucking time how nice you.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Are in Massachusetts? If you walk by someone on the street,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: or like you drive, or like you like you're like
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: or you're like walking down like a neighborhood road and
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: a car passes, they like wave at you. In the
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Midwest if you're if you're like walking past someone, they
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: just yeah, right, No, they're not nice. The whole idea
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: wisps specifically that I'm referring to when I say that.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: But I think that's just the way of people from
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the Midwest to like insulate themselves from like the big
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: bad cities, and they're just like, oh, the people in
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the cities are so mean, and like we're nice out
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: here just because like people in the cities are like
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: in a rush or like they feel uncomfortable. I don't
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: know where to do when like everybody's like walking faster. Yeah, dude,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: you're not fucking nice.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Me.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: No, the Midwest people you're not either, though you think
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: you're nice.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm mean, But.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Do you think you're nice?
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Do you ever try to be nice? What's the last
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: nice thing you did?
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know what was Like, what was the last
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: nice thing you did?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Pick the boys up from the airport when they could
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: have got uber.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Come on, bro, because you didn't want to spend time.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: With me, And no, Bro, I would have shot guns.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I'll shoot guns with all the boys tomorrow.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I picked the would have been nice thing if you
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: took a shooting. I don't want to tell you I
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: would have said, you know what, Roan's a nice guys.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Let's just fucking let that thing up.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: What was the last nice thing I did? I can't
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: even That's what.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, bro, Have you even before?
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've done nice things in my lifetime?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you have. Can you guys, think
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: of the time that Harry's ever been nice before. He's
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: not nice. He's not a nice guy.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: What do you mean he won't make any harp Take
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: that back.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: You don't mean you treating everybody like that. I don't
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: mean that ship. I'd just be like but he won't
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: make He'll be like, clean this up. He won't make
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: eye contact. He's like Nicki Minaja. Do you ever hear
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: the stories about like people waitresses trying to make eye
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: contact with Nicki Minaj and like she'll be at cheesecake
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: factory and be like fire that woman. She just looked
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: me in my eye when I was I.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Held your hand on a roller coaster today when you
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: were scared I.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Held your hand. No, no, I was holding your hand. No,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you were screaming way louder than I.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I was streaming. It was fun.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: It's fun to scream. In the scenario, we were both screaming.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we were on with two random dudes and they
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: were just like straight faced. They were like, yeah, this,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: we do this one like at least three times a week.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: They're just reading a book.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: They were giddy to be on that thing. Now they
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: liked it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the boys were screaming too. See if we can
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: splice in the video of the boys screaming of obscream.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious. I mean, it's fun to scream on
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: the coast.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: It's one of the only times that grow.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: But you don't get to let loose like that often.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: The other time is having to get a duel.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: The best time is actually the only times you get
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: to scream in New York are like when you're underneath
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the train tracks or when the trains going by you
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: ever do that's just.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Like, ah, under no, because where we live there is
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: no underneath the train tracks.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Do you have to try?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: It is in Brooklyn or the trains above.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: There's some Yeah, that's cool. It's fucking sick. Bro. You
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: ever scream? You probably have never even used your entire voice.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I screamed, you.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Like staying inside voice, You like whisper screams.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Trying to be the last time I screamed.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: You don't scream. I mean, you're not nice to people.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: You're living a half existence.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Dude. Saying when was the time you've been nice? Is
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: like a heart Oh you know what? You know what
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: was nice that I did? I watched a bunch of
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: war movies and I texted my grandparents and I recommended
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: the movies. So I'm saying that's a nice thing to do. Actually,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: at like one am, hey guys, I don't know if
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: you guys still watch war movies, but you should check
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: out these movies.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: At what time?
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: One in the morning. So when they were receleep, Yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: and they were ponded. They responded in the morning, they
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: were like very They're like, we'd we still love war movies,
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: thank you so much. Really, yes, they're like, you're the
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: best grandson of all time.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I thought you don't talk to your grandma.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: No, this is my grandma that I do talk to.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Did you ever hear the story that he passed his
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: grandma in the street, New York. He didn't know it
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: was her, and so he called up his dad and
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: was like, you gotta just pass grandma in New York
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: And he just doesn't know his own grandma.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: It's not weird at all.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: It would makes sense for her to seth Twig was
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: choosing her memory as some people do with their age.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: She couldn't. She didn't know it was me. Since I've gotten.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: There, the luscious locks.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: This is gonna be a good episode that people should walk. Yeah,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: this is this ship is very visual. Yeah, but like
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: if you're listening, you have to snap over. Yeah, we're
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: gonna be doing some like physical stuff and come around.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Just come around and show off the pink hair plays. Bro,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Look at this ship, bro, Yeah, when did you die
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: your hair?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Pink?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I use a razor to take off the h Well, all.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Right, you know what. I also like, that's not all,
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: but it kind of sounds like all birds it's bird dogs.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Cut that part out. Don't even associate it too. They
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: can be their own companies.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: Well they're not.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Don't lump them in with one another. They know that
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: they're different.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, thank you, Roan I.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Like their fucking built in under underpants on their pants.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: You know, came to Minnesota without any underwear in a suitcase.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I was wearing. I was wearing shorts underneath my uh
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: my pants. Yeah, bro, you know if you knew what
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: shorts they were, you wouldn't be saying you because they
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: were bird dogs. They have built in underwear.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Is that still you?
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah, exactly exactly.
• 40:08
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  Speaker 3: The whistle football is awesome and that's actually an amazing
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• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, those things are fun.
• 41:50
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• 41:52
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• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did hang out with Francis.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you never met Francis before.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Well, we've talked many times over at via what Instagram
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: DM text That chat got chat as well. Yeah, that's
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: only one. We're feeling risque.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: He he kind of put up numbers of you taking
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: a picture with all those broads. Yeah, and the broad
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: one of the broads even did some numbers.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: She did calling you after your hover hands, yeah, which
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: I've been called out from a hoverhand many times when
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I did. I did Natalie Quilmo's podcast and I had
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: there was two girls and they were both to the
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: side of me and I put my I did fists
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: for some reason. I think I meant to do thumbs
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: up and everyone was like, bro, please tell me this
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: is a joke. It's like, dude, fucking relax. Also, hover
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: hands and why wasn't hover hending? Like be like, oh
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: my god, the whole thing was so annoying.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: To tell the people that you're not a verge. My
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: hand physically could not fit around all this.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, so my hand was up and everyone was like, dude,
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: why is he so fucking scared around girls?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, tell them you're not a verge. I'm not a verge.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Bro looking, I'm not a verge. Just tell them straight up,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not. It's hard. It's hard to touch a woman's shoulder. Yeah,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: and it's intimidating. I just fin softest part. I just
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: bombed my set.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: In no way in my mind was I thinking like, ah,
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I can't touch this girl's shoulders. Let me raise my hand.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: It's also that was going on in my mind, was
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: like I'm gonna kill myself when I get home.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the last thing you want is to touch some girl.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Give a girl unwanted touch sanctioned filming while they're yere,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: they're about to Yeah, but what did you so, what
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: did you talk to Francis about you know what, me
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: and Freandie podcast life bro for real.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: And Francis chopped it up for a while for real. Yeah,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: we talked for a really long time.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Did you give you any pearls of wisdom? Bro? Break
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: it down for it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he told me some good stuff that I'm gonna
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: have to keep secret.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Oh really like that? Broh.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I don't want you stealing any of my tips. Yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: you have to earn them.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: He's giving you tips that I'd steal from you. Yes, really, yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: just give me one of them. No, I won't steal it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Whisperd and Owen's dear. No. I feel like the people
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: miss Owen's voice on this episode.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Every common is like, bring an Owen camas, my boy Owen.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: So I'm slumped off those oduels right now.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Owen actually doesn't drink four oduels plugs the duels.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: At what point do you have enough oduels though, where
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: you feel a little bit of bus.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: And just you were saying, I think around forty and
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: it'll just be full. You probably would. I don't think
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: you could physically finish forty.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Somebody could, No, because the.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Thing is like so beer you can drink so much
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: beer because alcohol numbs the hormone that makes you full.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: That's a thing. Alcohol numbs the hormone that makes you full.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: So that's why, like when you get drunk, you like
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: eat so much food and you drink more.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think where you've got that information, because
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: from what I know, you get your workout information from Goggins.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: You're like, uh that I your medical information from Rogan,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: and then like you're like, uh, life experience, motivation stuff
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: from Gary V. And I feel like those are your three.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: If Gary guy like Joe Rogan, I do like Davids,
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: and you like Gary V. I don't like Gary V.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Because I think he's a fraud.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: No, he's not, bro, What are you talking about. He's
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: a millionaire several times over. Do you believe it?
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Guy?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Obviously he has no money in the NFT space, that's
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: fucking clear. He doesn't have any cool gorillas. What are
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: they called?
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: My head is apes?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have apes. You don't have any fucking apes.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Take back what you said about V Okay? I like V.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: I think sometimes he says things that kind of work
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: me up.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Though Gary Varanaovich, it's Gary vander Chuk. Oh fuck, I
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: got that one wrong. But tell me about your experience
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: with Francis, and tell me about when you bombed on stage,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: because I.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Don't have much to say about Francis. We hung out
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: for a really long time. I was at the stand for.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Like, I can't talk glowingly about him.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Then he was a nice guy. We talked for a
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: really long time.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you think he's on steroids.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: He might be.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: He's alarmingly jacked and he does have chiseled jo. Was
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: he your boy who went to Harvard and played football?
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, not him. But Francis was. Yeah, Francis
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: was good.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Did he do Uh?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I met his fiance too, fantastic, Yeah, very nice, fantastic noise,
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: nice couples. I was very happy for them. I wish
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: I wish them.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You think you'll get invite to their wedding?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Oh no, sure you will.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking better. Yeah, we used to fucking sing songs together.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: The stand up set was fine. I mean, I wasn't
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: really on my game, you ate ship. I was coming
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: up off I was coming off of that music video.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: All I could think about was the guns the whole time. No,
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: it was fine. The whole premise crowd was okay.
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's just like it was just like I don't know,
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: it wasn't you people in the face when you're there.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Was one kid I could not stop looking yet because
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: he was laughing. He was not laughing, like not even smiling,
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: and so you looked at him more. I kept on
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: looking at him. He's from rom He was like he
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: was like this. He was like he looked like scared
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: to make eye contact, and I just kept looking at him. Almos,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: like dude, what is going on?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like I turned face blind when I get
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: onto stage. You usually do, you could see I could
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: see everyone in the room really, yeah, like I feel
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: like you ever hear that. The main criticism about Hitler's
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: paintings is there was no humanity to them, Like he
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: was sad at painting people's faces.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: I haven't I thought he only painted dogs.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: No, he painted like he painted like big like landscapes
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: or like like buildings and stuff like that, like architecture,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: but they're like the little people. But like there'd be
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: no like humanity to the people. Yeah, there's kind of
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like insight of like his brain how he thought about people.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: He didn't see humanity in people. But that's how I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: feel when I'm on stage. Maybe that's autistic too. Is
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that autistic when you're face blind?
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: I think it might be a symptom.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I get autistic when I'm on stage.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Something funny about that.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Boys, it's a symptom. It's a medical symptom we're talking about.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So that that freaked me out right off the bat. Also,
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: it was the first time I've gone alone. Usually I
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: go with Owen, which is at least nice to have
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: someone to be like, Oh man, I'm so fucking nervous too.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I was like your comfort blanket. But I got in there.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I went alone.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I went straight to the bathroom, threw up a bunch
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: and then I, uh, you're just.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Looking in the mirror, and I was like, you looked
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: like b rabbit.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I went I had to pee so bad in the ober,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: I remember that. And I went and I repeed and
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: I saw France out of the corner of my eye.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'll go see how to him after
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: and then I went and.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, you didn't even say what's out to him?
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: I went straight to the bathroom to pee, and then
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I and then I got out of the bathroom went
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: talked to Francis and the booker. The booker brought me
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: a drink. He said he was nervous, and I was like,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: I'm nervous.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, why are you nervous?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: And he was like, I just don't like being here
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: because like he has, everyone comes up and talks to
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: him because he's the booker.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: The booker was nervous. Yeah, oh, I thought you mean Francis.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: No, No, Francis wasn't an nervous at all.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was doing five sets that night.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, what the fuck?
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? So, like I would talk to him for like
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: thirty minutes, then he would go to his set and
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: come back up and we.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Talked one five sets in the same place.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Same place, same night.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, are they paying him a million dollars?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: No, but they're paying him good. He gets good money
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: from that. Really, yeah, we did get I got seventy
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: five bucks for doing a ten minute set. Of course,
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: I spent it all on blowing hookers as soon as
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: the show ended.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pay you and block.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: It's actually in my back pocket in my bag right now.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: The seventy five. Yeah, when'd they give you three twenty
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: five dollar bills?
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: No? But I was like stoked, dude. She came up
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: to me and she was like, she was like, Harry right,
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: and I was like yeah. And then she just pulls
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: out a wat of cash and I was like whoa.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I was like damn. And of course I counted it
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: right in front of her, make sure it was right.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Did you tip her out? No, you're doing stuff a
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: little down her shirt now No?
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: And then uh yeah it was. I mean it was
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: a fun time.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: It's fun hanging out comedy clubs. Yepe Sally. Like when
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: you're one of the comics there, you're the worst one.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Everyone there hates you.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're the worst one and the most famous one.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: So people like people don't like the young buck, and.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: People don't like when someone's like more like successful or
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: well known than them.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: No, they don't like that at all at all.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: They want you to fail. Actually, all the other gleeful
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: that you were fucking.
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: They didn't watch dying up there. And also it wasn't
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: like a full bomb. It was just like some of
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: my jokes didn't hit as hard as I would have
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: liked them too. Yeah, and it was just like it
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: was just not as enthusiastic of a crowd.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Is it put the bomb in hurt locker terms if
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: we're in a war movie kick.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know. All I will say is it was.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: It definitely wasn't like it wasn't like like I've been
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: at shows where it's been a full bomb and like
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: no one's laughing.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: It was like my best jokes did hit.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: They just didn't hit like as hard as they have before.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: I think it was more I just got thrown off
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: because I had like a five minute bit planned out
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: about Travis Scott the Travis Scott Show where I was
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: like kind of just making fun of what we talked
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: about the episode No not the Dead, and and that
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: ended up being like fitteen seconds.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: So that really threw me off. You just said it
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: too fast. I said it too.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Fast, and I think I forgot a lot of it.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh shit, yeah, run it back,
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: pull it up. No, definitely not it's funny. Also a
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: lot of the jokes just well, I did like most
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: of the new material, most of them sucked. Just got
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: to try to scratch all those. But no, I think
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: I just got to start doing sets and not promoting
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: them as much, like so I can actually like bomb
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: and like try new ship and not be worried about like,
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: oh my fans are gonna hate me now.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: And not stalking the crowd.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I know, it's not a bad idea going to
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: open MIC's with this thing on.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Just go to Brooklyn and just like fucking spit out ideas.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Look, I went to Brooklyn and this they would love me,
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Like yo, I don't know.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: What that guy's about to say, but he's fucking smart.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Just this in a vote for Bernie T shirt.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: On a Yang Yang Yeah yeah yeah? Or do they not?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I don't they like it.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think anyone likes Yang anymore. Really, I just
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: get that from Tyler O'Day's tweets. He hates Yang.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I don't like to have too many people
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: who are throwing political opinions on the feed, but he's
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: definitely one of them.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah he's I mean, I love his tweets. He
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: just woke up staying tweed ban alcohol.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: That's fact, Dudeah, we got a band marijuana too. This
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: marijuana I have right now.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Like you would survive.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to make you horny.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I saw your tweet about it, did it?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I just gave something to the bullets.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I don't even like that's why. So we were hanging
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: out last night, bro, So what you torked up?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah? The whole time I was fucking smoking around everybody.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I was getting everybody secondhand horny.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: They just.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: They're just getting fucking horny by breathing in the air.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: You feel a little, a little something last night. No,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: you didn't feel a horny at a hole last night.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: No, not at all.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Well, you need to start working on your fucking.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: I was more like, I was more like, am I
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: going to be awake tomorrow morning? Am I gonna live
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: till tomorrow morning? I literally had like two oduels, and
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, I couldn't even stand up.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: You held a conversation? Fine.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Rome was trying to have me. Ro was trying to
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: make me take a shot, and I was like, no, no, no, Ron, please, no,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not twenty one. And he was like, I don't
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: give a fuck how old.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: You are, bitch, Take good shot, pledge. Yeah, seek your
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: hand in these eyeballs. Yeah, but they're really just grapes.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: With like the skin peeled off facts. You never rushed
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: a fucking frat, No, I haven't. You definitely did, though
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: we wouldn't. We wouldn't pledge, but we'd rush.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you told me about that.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: We'd rush to get some free fu your boys.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Back to the old days. Oh fuck yeah, bro, bring
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: me back to the things that was doing campus one more time.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Bro. But you're so you became a Penn State fan
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: when you went up to State, but you're low key
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: about you're a Vikings.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Fan now a little bit.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: I actually did want to get a Minnesota I think
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I'm more of a Minnesota hockey fan.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, college, okay, Yeah, we'll pick up some Minnesota.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Ship just because I watched Miracle the other day and
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: like half the team is from Boston half teams from Minnesota.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: That's like you right now, Yeah, you're in Minnesota, but
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: your frond Boston.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: I was actually I forgot I was going to look
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: up the exact quote that he says in the beginning
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: of the movie, but forgot about if you.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Remember any of the news names other than Mike h RUZIONI, yeah,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Jack o'.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Callahan, Coxy Yeah, Brooks, Eruzione.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Herbie fucking hers P.
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: I practically know the whole team, dude.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: The dudes at the house yesterday, they said, it's like
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: a big Minnesota thing to play knee hockey.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I used played in the hockey all the time.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Did you really so fun?
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: The dudes were nice with this. I had.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I had like the goalie I had like the hockey
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: goalie pads. She was so fun.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Goalie pads.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's pussy, dude, not when you're not,
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: when you're just They said.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: There's no hoodies allowed because anything like pads.
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: It was probably also in like second grade.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: But like, if you have pads, it makes that you're
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: bigger for the goal Just basically.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you shouldn't even have a goalie, honestly, but hockey
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: is awesome. I would have loved to play. If I
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: didn't know they were playing.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: These guys would have bodied you.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I'm so good.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: There's this one dude named Fat Road.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Do they play with a ball or a puck? A
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: ball because you know they make like pham parks.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: No, it was a ball because they're just rolling around
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: on the carpet. The dude, Fat Roach, you would fucking
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: throw it back up off the wall and then fucking back.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: And get it in. Oh man, I'm matt roach. Is
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: the worst feeling ever is when you would be playing
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: the hockey and then someone's stick would hit your fingers.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said bloody knuckles. Everybody would get bloody knuck.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Did you ever play bloody knuckles? The game where you
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: would like spin a quarter and you have to stop
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: the quarter and if you didn't stop it, you flip
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: the quarter into somebody's knuckles down like this.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: No, it was awful.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: It was fucking sick. Bro. At the lunch table at
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Catholic school, you're just trying to fucking feel some pain
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: to stop you from being fucking horny from a teachers
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: of three, that type of shit tony off a Spanish
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: teacher or something like that, the Latin teacher.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: You didn't take a Latin.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Sounds like you need some headspace, bro. It sounds like
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: you need some headspace to get your to get your
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: mind right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, Bro, that's a shared experience? Who
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: among us has it? Joe, you never felt that, always
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: been there, Mike, you never felt that. Oh, you're talking about.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: There are people you never felt that scar. See you, bro,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: you haven't lived that just because we're in different simula.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Grandmom and people have that shared experience. I got holdy
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: over a teacher in high school, so whatever, and he
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: was a nice guy. I thought that he was a
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: handsome guy.
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: With the stresses of this, of this last year, it's
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: more important than ever to practice living healthier and happier lives.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: So what if a few minutes was all it took
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: to change your relationship with stress and anxiety, transforming your life.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Man, I'll tell you what.
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a
• 56:27
  Speaker 9: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: Snickers comes in.
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
• 56:48
  Speaker 9: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger, so you can handle
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: everything else. Snicker satisfies man, that's a winning play.
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: Jumping into the ocean's incredible though, literally, like changes your
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: body temperature going in cold water, Chang, Why do you
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: have headphones in.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Hidden headspace?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Homies can't fuck meditate.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: That.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: The homies fucking meditate. Bro, it's okay not to be okay, Bro.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: That's okay. Throw to throw this back in. You're good,
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: you're straight.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Bro. Sas has been pissed off of you ever since
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you told him that he found his hat on the
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: subway tracks.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I was pissed when you said that.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: You've been pissed. He's been pissed ever since you gave
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: that bad quote when that reporter was calling you to
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: try to do that hit piece on Sass.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I got the wig. Now for the
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: hair now incognito, you're little Sass right, No, no, little us.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Are you talking to White?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Flying Tomato?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Flying Tomato? I try to think of what his nickname was,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: the fucking flying Tomato. Uh yeah, Bro, when fucking Chum White.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: You ever hear that story when charm White said he
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: talked to Carrot Top and he's like, should I cut
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: the hair? And Carrot Tops like, dude, fucking cut it
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: now or it'll turn into your whole identity. Poor fucking care.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: It was way cooler with the with the long hair.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: You think so, Sean White, Yeah, you think so? Yeah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: except he does make good uh tiktoks?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: What are they? I don't think I've seen them.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: It's just like him reacting to like snowboarding clips.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: You know who makes good social media? Extreme athlete that
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: makes good social media? Who Tony Hawk? Whatever? And he's like,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I went to the skatepark and so now and was like,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: who the fuck is Tony Hawks?
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Now they'll be like they're like, bros, Amber told you
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: look like Tony Hawk and he's like no, or.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, I am Tony Hawk and he'll be
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: like and then the kid broke his board over my head.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, the kid Tony Hawk. I should get
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: him on the podcast.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: You should, dude, we'd be fucking chopping it up. Bro.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: We teach me how to like Alie. You couldn't fucking
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I tried to learn how to Alway for so long.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even snowboard.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm very very good at extreme sports.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: What have you ever done that it's extreme? You were
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: scared to go on a roller coaster?
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm so good at skiing A.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: That's a that's not a that's a country club sport,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: not an extreme sports.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Skiing is an extreme sport.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Skiing is the same as going.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: To go off jumps and stuff. It is. And I
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: used to feel the go off jumps.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: Used to be able to because I'm all your youngboarding.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: I can bomb massive hills momboarding.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: No you can't.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, I swear to God.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I can bomb a hill than bomb hill right now.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I will if you get me a longboard, I will
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: bomba hill right now on skateboard too.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: You could do it on like a mini skateboard, a
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: little one, a penny board, a penny board.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, easily.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: You can't fucking bomb it, yes, I literally bamba police station. Bro,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: you can't fucking bomba fucking.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: I swear to God I could. My hair keeps on
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: getting in my mouth.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: You need to tie that shit back now. Actually, you
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: should get corners.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to condition before we go out tonight.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: You should.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: You should fucking culturally appropriate and get some locks. Is
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Dollar is all from out here or she's from Seattle?
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: We should get hurt on the pod, bro, You're nuts.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: We need more fucking female energy on the ship. We
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: have too much masculine and we haven't had any to
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: fucking get dreadlocks and say you're black.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Who what girl guests should we have?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: I was thinking Brianna Chicken Fry No, Grace Grace? Oh
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: yeah maybe what was the girl's name? Uh that we saw?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: How about a woman?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: How about how about a woman? How about you stop COSTI?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: She's really funny? Or Rachel soon, both of them? We
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: should get both of them. Yeah, they're both really funny?
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Are they?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Are they libs?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe we need to get some fucking lives on this bus.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: We can destroy them in. We need to fucking debate
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: some fucking libs.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Both really funny, though, we should get them on bro or.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: The who's the girl from the woman from Wilden Out? Funny?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Do you ever watch? You ever watch Schiva Baby?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's with Rachel so know you should you should watch.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: It's really good, really good.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Actually that other there's another woman who's a stand up comic,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Rachel something Ali mccofsky.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: No, see, I know, I don't know like that many
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: you're who you're a sexist? No, I'm not.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: We need to get educated buy some women about some women.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: But it's not even on them to educate us. We
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: need to do the work. We need to do the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: work and fucking watch some women's stand ups. Rachel Fineste, Dude,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you're literally a misogynist. What are you talking about?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: You literally are what.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Are you fucking talking about? When have I ever done
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: something misogynistic? I fucking uplift our sisters at all the time.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: What have you What was the last time you uplifted
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: a sister?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Today? When I just said Shiva Baby was the best
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: movie I've seen in twenty twenty one?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Which one was Sheiva Baby?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I think I think we shouldn't.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I think wee there. No, I'm definitely I think we'll
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: end on that.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think we will.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: How far in are we owing?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Do you know? Wait? Oh yeah, I saw Shiva Baby.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Oh I fucking saw it twice?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Actually, then you didn't. Shiva Baby was literally the best
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: movie I've seen in twenty twenty one. And I'm one
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: hundred your percent me in that. What was the movie
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: where I did? Like everyone I know, I was like,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: go watch you baby.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: It was sexed, your grand your grandmom.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: You're texting my parents, and I said, watch you what's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: the movie where the woman like kills all the men,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: all the men that like uh, promising young women?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: Done girl, that's my ship.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Have you seen promising young women?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: No, you're seeing Gone girl. Yes, Gone Girl's amazing.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: That's fire. Promising young woman, it's fire.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Doesn't sound like it's as good as Gone girl.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: You've never seen it, bro, I don't need to see it.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: You haven't seen this movie that's made by women.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: What I've worn for women has grow out this hair?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Show them that I stand with them growing hair? How
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: do you condition it? How often do you wash it?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: So you don't know, bro?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: I use that cow I use that cow cowtail shampoo. Yeah,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: the purple at three sisters, I know what. I know
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: what girls use to wash their hair.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you love them?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: How much a lot? Okay, tell them now? When was
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: the last time you told them? Never? What about your mom?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: You ever tell mom? Duke say you love her? Yeah?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: I told her last night? Yeah, over text only.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: When you were freaking out thinking you were about to die. Mom.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: If anything happens, I just had two oaduels.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: No, maybe it was maybe it was two nights ago.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Then you got to tell your mom every day.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Bro, you got to bro. Hell, Yes, Bro, Sometimes man,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: mothers love Bro brings you to tears. Bro, It's like
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: that Zach Brown Bench mother's You know, I'm like my
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: chicken fry. You don't like your chicken fry?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Bro, I actually love fried chicken.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had it? I have?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: That's so funny, Bro.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: This is such a weird environment to do a podcast,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: and I feel like we're just like, like, it is weird.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: It feels weird. The fact it would be less weird
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: if we had microphones, like with us holding them right.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I think you're two in.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Your head outside looking in people are probably like, what
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: are these two talking about?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: That?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: The thest four all just watching so aggressively.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: We're in parting wisdom.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: Bro. For those who don't know we got, we're labbed up,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: We're laughed up.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: They do know. Everyone has switched over to YouTube and
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: they're watching it now. It probably has more numbers than
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Dave's Live than he did. I can't believe you're talking
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: so much sh it on Dave during his life. Bro. Me. Yeah,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: you were like, I didn't say I could so much better.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 10: I didn't say God, I could have got out of
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 10: rape allegation so much faster than it. I didn't say,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 10: God damn, you didn't say that you could have got
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 10: out of it faster than him. No, you were if
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 10: you were like biting your fingernails. You like bro barstools.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 10: Literally all I've got. I need this to I need
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: this to work.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: You can't fuck this up, Dave cannot fu up my
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: fucking money.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Don't fuck up my money.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: I've literally got almost all my net worth in pen styff.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: You're wearing the pen hat right now. Of course, Broo lick.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to lick. You told me I had to
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: cut my hair to stay on with the brand.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the New York up yours brother, he's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: like George Steinbrenner. Yeah, you know that the dudes on
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: the New York He's have to cut their hair. I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: did know you didn't, Bro, because I'm lying, and I'm
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: making that up right, I was lying to Well, I'm lying.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I'm double lying because they actually do have to cut
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: their hair. Fucking Jeomby did it when he got traded
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: in Moneyball.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, Johnby deserved to be traded. He's a piece of shit.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: You didn't even know Johnby had a brother, Bro, I
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: did you thought there was one Jumby?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I knew that the original jump he got traded. And
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: then there was another Jombie who got drafted that season
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: and they traded him too.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: What were their names?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I don't fucking know. It doesn't matter.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: You don't fucking know the jiombies, Bro, you doesn't fucking
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: know Jermy Damn, Bro, Damn, the MIC's just fucking double
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: dunked on your ass because.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: You got your phones open looking up who the giombies
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: are to.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Check their fucking history, then check their history. He played
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: for the Phillies. They traded him to the Phillies on moneyball.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I know for who then for a lot of money? No,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: they didn't, Bro, it was a player for player. It
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: was Jason Michaels.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: I've had enough for this bullshit today.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: But you don't know shit about fucking sports. Bro. You're
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: a Vikings fan. You don't even know who the fucking
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: QB is.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm not a Vikings fan. I'll go I'll go
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: ahead and say that I'm not.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: What'd you think of the hot dish that they made?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't have it because it was freezing wasn't a
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: hot dish.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: It was all these Minnesota nice dudes like that this
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: hair getting in my mouth. He brought down this hot
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: dish that his mom made, and all these dudes who
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: were supposed to be so nice, they were like, this
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: is the most disgusting ship I've ever almost like cried
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: in the corner. He felt. The dude felt so bad.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: I was so hungry and I was literally telling when
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: we were on away from the airport, I was like, yeah,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: we're just going like one of Ron's boys to like
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: watch this game. I guess one of Ron's boys houses. Like, dude,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: you didn't tell me that you were filming a fucking video.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was filming a video. So you were like, yeah,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: pull up to this address, and I was like, oh cool.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I just wanted you to get some life.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: I was so pumped. I thought there was some pizza
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: there or something.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I was so hungry.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: And then you guys get there and you're like everyone's.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, eat this. There was almonds.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: As soon as I start going as stupid, everyone starts
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: like laughing, and I was like, oh Jesus Christ, what.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: About that almond cheese? There was like velveto with almonds
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: in it tend to beating chips. Yeah, there was no
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: there was good ship. No, he's lying. There was a
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: fucking art to choke dip.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: He's just being a There was literally no food.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: And was there food?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, and just said no, that's not true.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: There was. You didn't have any.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Brownies, pathologically didn't have any brownie.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: You didn't have a brownie nooks.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: They weren't browniess they were rice christ retreats with a
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: little bit of chocolate on the It's.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Not apparently it looked like brownie, looked like a trade.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: It did look like brownie is what they were. And
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: I had two of them. Yes, all right, should we
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: wrap it up.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: You didn't talk about the aquarium. A couple of words
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: about the other fuck.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the aquarium was awesome. The mall was honestly a
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: great experience. I mean that the roller coasters in the
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: aquarium was like the best clean fun I've had in
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: a long time. Best fun. Yeah, maybe like ten years.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: It was so fun.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Shot I was.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: I love sharks. I'm terrified of sharks, but I love like.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Looking at you're scared of tarantulas.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the transils. I wouldn't even look at you. I
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: walked away as soon as.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I saw it had you sweating from your butt off.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: As soon as I saw roller coaster that had you
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: butt sweating, it was a tarantula.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: As soon as I saw like the little like sign
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: with the tarantulaon, and I walked away. You look like
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: a snake too. Looked for a second, but then I
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: turned away.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: It is Jane's Silent Bob, right, who's that? Kevin Smith? Bro,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: come on, bro, James Tolent Bob were like they were
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: like two of the best Montreal Canadians players of all time.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: They were like fucking studs. They would like come out
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: and like fight everybody. It was before hockey at helmets
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: and they were just going fucking brawl with people.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: True wrapping up.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I never heard jay Z's line about fucking Jane Silent
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Bob playing.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Who's jay Z?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to wrap it up so bad?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Like what do you have to literally have.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: To do to piece so bad?
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Here's the Tinese I googled it.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: It's from the Soul Off. So often it's set like uh,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: Sarah tellon or whatever. The it's called not Sarah's not.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: So I'm out. I'm out, bro, I can't get my
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: words right. Taking antidepressants makes you pee more often. It's
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: a symptom.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: You're smrong off the old duels.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: No, I'm literally not.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: You're not smung.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: But I do have to piece so bad. They don't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: want to step in while I go pee.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Just piss yourself, bro, we're in a private room. We're
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: in a private room at this beautiful I don't we.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Don't have to end it if I can go real quick,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: like just.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Gopee, just to leave it on. Don't take it off,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: don't take it off? All right?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: No, don't follow me, just go round.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: You need the room key to get into the bathroom.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: You have yours.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Someone took mine. I think, yeah, someone took your room key.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: No, I thought I gave.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Mine to someone. Never mind, I guess I didn't.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: I'm so confused. What's going on? Why is everyone so
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: fucking quiet?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: We can wait, we can wait. Harry up. All right,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: you're back from the bathroom. You wrap it up. That's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: up to you.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: IM trying to keep going.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Some questions from the kids. Uh, somebody asked, what kind
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: of protein.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: Use Quest bars mostly muscle milk.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Gotta get on new arms, my boys, gotta get on
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: the fucking new school ship that bro.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: I like Quest protein powder a lot, but I'm just
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: making approtein shakes of pain in the ass.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: You know you can just grab it.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: You can just grab a muscle.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Milk, yeah, what you could grab a new school bar?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, or a new school bar.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: I love new school bars.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: It was actually my favorite for real. Yeah.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: What do you like so much about them?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Taste really good, high protein, low carbs.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, keto Yeah, yeah, the gass every morning on zero sugar,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: three eggs, and I got I got a new school bar.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. New school bars are awesome.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I wish that they just had them in like all
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: my like favorite retail stores.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah me too.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Like yeah soon they will though, right, CVS and Walmart
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: and Signal seven and eleven. I want them everywhere?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah me too.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: I like won't rest. I feel I can buy a
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: new school bar wherever I'm at.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was actually me and some of the guys
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: on dat chat We're talking about new school bars the
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: other day. I was like, Hey, what's up, guys? Uh,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: I just wrapped up a headspace and I'm wearing my
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: all birds and my bird dogs right now and we fuck.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: This was in that chat. I was like, if guys
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: ever had New School bars.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: And you know that this episode New School and you
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: and you and you not any w n U s
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: k o o L s k o o L New
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: School the best bars that money can buy.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: The best bars the money can buy.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: What's next to a good clean, new school, good clean
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: fun today? Right?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that was good clean fun and the fucking
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: today It was good clean fun.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I had a good time in the aquarium and we
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: got fucking cheeseburgers.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: You did well, Loosey goosey.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite fish you saw on the aquase sharks?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: What were they?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Blue sharks? They were fascinating, But did you look at
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: their mouths and their teeth were so crazy.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: But did you think that one would bite you and
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: kill you?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: No, neither one of those things.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: It would take like a lot of them in Ace
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Hall could be.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: The brice hog could be one of those things in
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: a fight.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: And that's saying a lot. Come on, bro Yeah, well
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: he's Natty broke.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: The be on the podcast too. I want to go
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: on the record and say, I got out my hands
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: and knees and that and begged for Bryce to be
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: on me, and he.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Said no at first, and then you crawled after him,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: fucking tugging.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: I held off, I went limp and I just held
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: onto his leg as he was trying to leave the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: barstool office.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: I remember it like it was yesterday. He had a
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: rotten gun sweatshirt and fucking pulled on the fucking sleeve
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: sweatshirt and he dragged you down the hallway like a
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: fucking and I.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Was like, Bro, you don't get it, like this is
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: everything for me because.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know how much you love TikTok. No, he
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't know that you love TikTok.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Dancing dudes and dudes today called me an up and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: coming TikToker almost of the line that boiled that boiled
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: my blood.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Why because you're not up and coming or because you're
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: not TikTok, But you're an up and coming TikToker, Like
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you're gonna start doing tik No I'm not. That's basically
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: what he's saying. Yes you are.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: Are you anything else you want to talk about?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you think that if do you think that
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: there's a chance that Russia and China could simultaneously invade. Yes,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: and what do we do if they do?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: We're fucked.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: And that's on that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Let's go get some and that's that. Let's go get
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: some dinner. Thanks for watching Son of a Boy Dad.
• 1:13:11
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  Speaker 3: Whatever the New York Jets.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Watch the New York Jets is Taylor Swift new Lotte.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Taylor Swift fucking fire.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: Just watch the new album she hit us up. She
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: wants to promote on the pod. Supposed to be pretty good.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten around to listen to him yet, but they.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Said that once the check hits, we'll probably be able
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: to talk about it a little bit more.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: There was a lot of milk in her Lotte. Oh yeah,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: shut Taylor. Shout out to Taylor Taylor Gang.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, Gailty j joll And Hall kind of like, uh, weird,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: weird sponsors to go back and forth. But that's just
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: the way that the sales company gave it to us.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: But but are we saying Jake John Hall is guilty.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: No, No, there's a movie with j J is guilty.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: So, but he's not guilty of whatever Taylor Swits is
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: I don't think he did anything right. They just broke up.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not guilty of breaking up with her.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: No, she woke couple of times.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: That's fucking lies. Can we can we end this?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's end it. Let's wrap it up.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's wrap it up now. Anything else you want
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: to add? H No, anything else you want to shout out?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: Happy Thanksgiving?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: What a nice guy? This guy is fucking nice