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Episode 286: Beating Beyond Belief · Not That Serious

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  How can that song stop being used because it's not good? Every time somebody
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  puts that in comment, it's that. That comment was literally twenty thousand,
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  like literally songs like good, that's my country, like Beyonce appropriating you're rights,
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  not country music because it's good. It's better than that. Country music
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  is goodeven you don't, you know, listen to country so you want know
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  if it's good or not. That's okay, that's what it says. Now
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  it's Morgan Wall, it's nigga music. Morgan is that guy? Yes,
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  he is. What you say, he's that guy. I look now,
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  I said, he makes nigga music, and Keenan said, well, he
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  is that guy. Country music is nigga music. Who did but hey,
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  eyes high, Hey, how they do the niggas? Hi? We sure
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  did? Hello? What's up? Stations greeting greetings? It's not that series
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  podcast also made rock I heard the greatest podcast music. Why do you have
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  a m what the he just put out a switch bab for no reason?
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  Why do you have that? I get why you have it? Why do
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  you have it here? Why are you Keenan? What for the threats to
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  castrate them circumcising I'm gonna red circumcise, redoing my hood back even shape.
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  I gotta trimp around the side, around the edges, little on the top,
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  don't don't, don't take off what I got left. I do need
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  a little blade like that where you send me to you. I'm talking about
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  the blade. I needyone like that, a little part on the left side.
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  Sometimes get calling the zipper, what huh sagging. I'm sure somebody got
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  their force. Yeah, that's nasty. I don't know that in the zipper.
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  You don't want the more. Smegma was a nasty word. Smegma is
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  like in the same category as like moist. Like I don't know, words
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  just sound crazy. I'm fine with moist, like most moist is nice.
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  That was a very feminine thing. Moist. It's a weird word. It's
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  a weird word. I want not my favorite. I'm definitely not a guy
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  that's like, what's your favorite word. I'm saying moist is at the bottom.
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  I don't say that. We can just moist describe so many things,
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  so many aspects moist, Damn moist. My chicken is real moist. What
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  cake? Yeah, that's the only thing I would ever describe a moist cake.
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  That's the only thing. That's the only thing I think I'll ever descrive
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  as moist. You feeling you feel real moist down there? Baby girl?
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  What moist crazy? That sounds? That sounds wild? You so you so
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  moist right now? I don't even know you could get this moist. She's
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  gonna she's gonna dry up like the Sahara. That is not gonna work.
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  Moistness, Where all the moistness go? What's the big idea? She's looking
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  at you like, oh, you're making me moist. So I don't want
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  to hear you making me want to go home. My meat is going to
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  retreat. The might retreat right back in meat Retreating episode already, that fat
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  retreat. Huh, she says, I'm moist still plow through it. Gots
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  to see it. You on a different level, freaking. That's why I
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  feel like, you know, you would probably be like I worshiped the devil,
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  like the pussy guy be fined. Ain't got none to do with men
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  covered by the blood. So whatever, hell, Mary, and I mean,
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  only God can judge, Only God can judge. I wouldn't. I
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  don't think I would ever do that. If she was like I don't want
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  want to put myself in that situation and energy. We're exchanging that now an
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  atheists. I don't think so we're having soul tied. I don't think soul
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  tizes atheists. I've never got I don't think I ever. I know we
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  don't have that, not really the So what are your takes on Christian Yeah?
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  What do those? Please leave Tyler Perry alone. That sounds like some
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  Salibar ship. Yeah, that sounds like that sounded very media. That sounds
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  like a media can all bad by myself. Please, no media goes to
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  Guantanamo Bay. That made me think, did you see the girl in prison
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  on TikTok? She's like, hey, y'all, I'm in jail, I'm
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  getting out soon. Or she's like really sweet, but she's like murdered somebody.
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  Hey. Sometimes people go wow, bro sometimes cooked today, yes,
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  yes, and she's like show the play. But I literally she's like,
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  did a wedding today, y'all. But you scrolled out her page, you
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  see why she's in jail. This bitch is crazy and sheeting coming getting out,
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  coming, getting out in general public. Hey, everybody's not that serious
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  podcasts. I am one of yours Big Mike Elsie Kidneys in the building aka
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  Doctor Waffle Boy, and we are here shout out to the Mandemn speaker and
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  Spotify. Everything is in the lecture. I'm not going to get into all
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  that right now. Uh was best website in the world before we start.
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  Did you see the article about the guy who we weren't even able to get
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  through? Okay, before we started to start, Yeah, exactly because we
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  was on the topic of jail and murder. Did you see the article of
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  the guy who was murdering rapists and stuff in prison? Well, he was
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  put in prison for murdering, uh, somebody who raped his daughter or wife
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  or something. Sure enough watching and he was in jail, still murdering rapist.
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  He was like, I'm going to keep you keep bringing them in.
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  I'm going to keep murder him until I can't do no more. So they
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  was like, man, people are a hero. He's a hero. He's
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  a hero. He's a hero. He was like, I keep bringing rapist.
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  I'm going to keep murdering these rapists. Law abide the citizen just going.
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  That was a good movie. That was I wasn't really Somebody posted said
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  like, uh, who should have been the villain or like I gotta watch
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  it again. I forgot the villain, then the real villain, not the
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  villain, like something like he deserted or he mm, I can't bring it
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  up, but like it was right for what he did, like sure they
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  did him dirty and law by the citizen. Yeah, oh big facts it
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  was. I forget what the person said, but I like that scene where
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  he tortures man. Yeah, I love that scene. Make that nigga watch
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  himself as he's killed six. I can get it. That's what you get.
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  That's what you get, Mike. What you got for us? Oh
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  me? Oh yeah, for you? So rudely interrupted, Well listen,
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  litten, don't let the listeners to judge that. So we might become people
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  off, Like that was rude what I did, so we were never less.
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  People can finish sentences. Is this Pedro Rodriguez Filo? That's how said?
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  This guy killed at least seventy people, the Brazilian dexters what they call
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  him. No, that's damp show. He killed six so far he needs
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  to get on, paide. He's like on, like he's doing this like
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  actively, yes, step your game up, stepping up? Would you really
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  think that okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Do
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  you think okay okay okay? Like I was like before we start, you
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  know, you know done? Okay. He definitely took his ball home like
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  he can get picked. Well, since that's fine, I'm not playing,
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  nobody's playing. I'm just gonna take my net with me. My mom said,
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  my ball can't stay at the corner from my here. Hey, fair
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  enough. I can't let nobody ride my bike. Hey fair enough to bike?
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  What am I gonna do? We were I was asking, watch you
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  go around the corner multiple times? Does it feel good? Does it you
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  hate it? It doesn't feel good? The next step is just yelly.
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  Yeah. So we had a question today that we were going to discuss,
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  uh, brought to us by the one and only Jojo Siwa. Okay,
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  uh, she asks, She inquires, if you were to have one phone
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  call to heaven, not something serious like your parents, or if you're if
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  your parents are head, uh, like anybody that's pasted, like family members
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  or something like that. Not serious like that's that's no. We're talking about
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  fun stuff like if you have an unseerious phone call to heaven, who would
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  you call? And why. And there's a few answers you know in the
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  common section that I thought were fun to share, like Brett Michaels in that
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  video. Before we even get into all that, Yeah, can we just
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  address how Jojo see what looks she looks like riff raff, like Pat McAfee,
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  like the fucking uh what's that show called Bounty Hunter? A young dog?
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  Greg said she like the Tiger King Bro. She she looked like Joe
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  Dirt. That's the Jojo Jojo. I'm on that comment right now. Dirt
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  is going on here. Oh my god. Last last somebody said she went
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  from Hello Kitty to Jeff Hardy Jeff Hardy, Bro, she looks crazy,
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  he said. One did Joe will turning all go again. Ahead, he
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  said, I'm gonna tell yourself, brother, nigger. Okay, let me
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  let me tell you something, nigger brother. But yeah, remember that dog
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  Rent, the dog the body hunter Rent when he was on the phone.
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  No, oh my god, he went on the largest in word Rent,
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  really not gonna find it. It was bad. It's actually find it.
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  Just play a little bit of it. He goes, it's so and it's
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  so funny because he's saying it. It's four minutes long. You'll play it
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  on good. We gotta get to the get going anywhere. The question is
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  threatening dog about you on here? I'm going into what is going on?
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  Is that dog brother? Somebody made the bit because we can use the word
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  niggers sometimes here. I'm not going to take a chance ever in there,
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  like loosing everything out of work for for the thirty years because some fucking nigger
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  heard the sake nigger and turns in the inquir magazine career is over. I'm
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  not taking that chance at all. Never in life, never, never,
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  If Leaps was dating a nigger, we would all say fuck you. And
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  you know that I'm losty, what's going on at Leaps? Brought the black
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  homie down to that? And it's not that they're black, it's none of
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  that. It's that we use the word nigger. We don't mean you fucking
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  scum nigger without a soul. We don't mean that ship going on? What
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  do we mean that? We don't mean losing everything we got over a racial
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  slur because our son goes with the girl like that. I can't do that,
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  Tucker. He goes, what are we? What are we doing?
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  None got a black girl? What was that gotta give up, bro?
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  What the hell here is that the christ? Bro? Wow, you gotta
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  leave those blacks alone. Bro, there's nothing, there's nothing trouble. Bro.
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  Yeah. So imagine three and a half four minutes of that, and
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  it's a voicemail like it's ever ever, ever in life? Will I risk
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  anything by saying this slur that I'm saying right now, recorded multiple times?
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  We don't mean you scum coon without a soul. We just mean it playfully
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  like a soul. You know, you know common common nigger, you know
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  uncommon ring ran rank, the raceel rants, hogans dogs. Mel Gibson,
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  Oh, Mel Gibson was give mel Gibbs said he we know quash own.
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  I hope you get are worded by a pack. Yeah, he said,
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  I think the word a pack. It's harder than the actual slur it does.
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  He said, A pack, not a gang, not a group.
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  He said, a pack like this fucking like Hya rapping his animals, like
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  the fucking the fucking hyenas from Lion King, a pack of like a pride
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  of niggers. Did you see the one the video of this person that was
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  like they were sitting behind a guy. He was like at the TNV or
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  something, and he's like texting his wife and they zoomed in on his phone
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  and see what he was saying. And he sent me they think white folks
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  owe something. And then they like zoomed in on his face. Bro.
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  He said, he said they think white folks owe him something. He sitting
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  in the d m V and he's texting. He's like, there's a bunch
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  of niggas here. It was bad. Oh, oh there was. I
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  think there was another video of it too, but the Michael Richards that's gotta
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  be the one. Uh. The other one was that's not even funny though
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  it wasn't even funny. He was doing for It wasn't you. It was
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  the best, but it was ruckers. It was ruckers about No, there
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  was like the one that else you just talking about. There's a video came
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  out two days yesterday that was another one was talking about the dude. Now,
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  the dude calling them all thugs, the girls for fighting. Yeah,
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  he was texting like He's like, but a bunch of thugs, And I
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  responded right over. He just got he just got his tunnel vision. He
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  said, monkeys just lose all weness and its surrounding. It's like they get
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  locked in a fucking like in a prom dance where all you see is the
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  person dancing with you, like you know that Nick Nick after Nick Wait,
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  Michael, Nick, I will catch you. We'll be Nick again, coon
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  after cool. All right, all right, so let's get back about the
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  Michael get back from what's called right. Yeah, he's like he's agger.
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  He just kept saying. He kept saying, like, where's the punch.
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  There's no jukes. You're just saying, no, look at them. Not
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  funny ha ha weird ha Please stop? Can I get my money back now?
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  I just want to look at some of the people that they said,
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  okay, question, yes, yes they So the question again is if you
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  had an one unserious phone call to heaven, who would you call? Now?
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  Somebody said Amelia Earhart. Why. Someone said, I'm calling Tupac.
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  See if he even liked Jada, which you know what, wouldn't it be
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  funny? It was like she was actually really weird. Jado Jado, Jado.
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  I jumped in front of that bullet because that bitch jump not in front
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  of front? How do we know he's there? So I was just thinking,
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  then somebody put in a comments, y'all better make sure who your clones
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  actually up there. I was like, do we get like a rolodex of
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  who up there? We just make him. We're just making black. No,
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  get a little phone book exactly, Harriet Tubman. Somebody said, Harriet
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  Tubman, sis, was you really out here knocking babies out if they cry
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  hey, which I mean listen, and we're trying to get free. I
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  say, I ain't taking no baby man. Baby, you just to come
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  up. You had to grow up, walk, run away yourself in the
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  blood suppl slavery. Bring it back. Somebody said, back the last week,
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  Kanye West mama to let her know he ain't been the same since she
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  left. Oh wow, that was wild. Somebody said, I'm calling Kobe
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  to see what happened, because it ain't no way that helicopter just crashed.
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  Read my people from did you irrational? Irrational conspiracy? They never heard of
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  helicopter crashes. That's never away. It just crashed. Did you not hear
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  the fucking story? It kinda just did what The nigga was flying in places
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  they shouldn't even flying low visibility into a million You got Vertigo, the gas
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  stations, subspiracy the NBA suspect that he be taking that years. All of
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  a sudden, they all of a sudd he couldn't see because of the west
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  Son. He goes some place to the gas tank just from the grave.
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  Was just saying, maybe what you call David Sturt Cola yep and CBS simultaneously.
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  Man, please, oh my god, did y'all see speaking of through
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  his conspiracy sies. Did y'all see the one uh they were talking about?
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  I guess at the Oscars Johnson it came out naked and they're saying this is
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  a humiliation. It was a humiliation, Richard so I said, if John
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  Cena, you know, he would have did this ship twenty years ago,
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  to have you seen that nigga, I was saying, no, homo,
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  he's ripped, look like that, like that, dude, Why the fuck
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  would John Cena need to do a humiliation and the humiliation the nigga that wasn't
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  humiliating at all. The niggas got muscles going into it. He got he's
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  perfectly he's not really naked. There you go, number one, free my
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  people, please stop from the shack like this is how the government keeps sucking
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  us over because we believe this stupid ship like this, like we don't know
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  what fucking uh back extensions he's doing to get that that fucking V That was
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  crazy. I was like, Yo, whyig Tea, please show me that
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  ving the cross Nigga looks like a Kendle. What the fu you know everything.
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  I've seen another person that said a dumb humilit that Nigga his v abs
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  you he really did on his cross and it really didn't look possible. I
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  got three letters for you. H G H could be whatever. At his
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  age, we have to age. When he was young he was doing what
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  I'm saying, but especially especially now to be like that him and the Rock.
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  Yeah, when I've seen another dumb conspiracy there. I saw somebody say
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  that they've been Drake is in the Illuminati because the way he hangs out with
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  Sexy Red. Okay like this, I was like, what it was a
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  long baragraph. I'm like, they really believe this. They have too much
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  time on there go touch Grass, sexy Red, Yes, Sexy read the
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  Illuminati queen. They think sexy Red when they think yes, they think Drake
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  is part of it, or Sexy Red and Drake are part of the Illuminati.
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  Because the way that he hangs out with her but doesn't acknowledge they were
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  like, well, Gloriala, he wouldn't have Gloriala would have sex with him,
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  so he doesn't talk to her. Ice spies wouldn't have sex with him,
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  so he doesn't talk to her. I'm like, Nigga, I was
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  so fucking lost reading this ship. I have a very serious questions. Why
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  is every secret group on Earth races except for Illuminati? I was just about
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  to say that, I was just about to say that you think you think,
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  all right, listen, do you think Sexy Red observe the Illuminati?
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  Right? Let's let's think about this. You think that this group of people
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  exists who are the most important, powerful, rich, influential men on the
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  planet. They can do things from the background that shaped the tides of history
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  and the course of history for years to come and for years before. Right,
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  And you think that this group of very likely white men is gonna bring
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  jay Z in. See, you start off too high, Red because of
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  how unlikely jay Z is. And then you're gonna do You're not even letting
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  jay Z's ass in, And you think they will look at jay Z like
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  that dog the bounty hunter rant. They're like, never ever ever in life,
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  you take that rich like, like, we're not We're not bringing some
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  poa monkey in our group, some high cool coon. No, no,
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  the hi coon, that's a good one. Like they're bringing him in.
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  So we're we jay Z, who is the most powerful person in the hip
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  hop music black world. Possibly they're not letting in it. So you think
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  they're gonna let Sexy red in Ruminati. See, this is what happens when
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  you have too much food. Our last video, it was like, look
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  how Florida is made. Though I saw that, I said, I'm like,
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  you don't know anything's made the songs of the songstress of Rich Baby Daddy.
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  Luminati is gonna be in the illuminatiom boom booming, that's what they're They're
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  the a Boominnati Illuminati. My Buddymii stand her paperwork. She's good. She's
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  brainwashing the youth's doing she's doing it. I noticed somebody listened, like she's
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  doing exactly what the Illuminati wants her to do. Exactly. Oh my god,
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  she covered her eye up that time. It's a symbolism. The thing.
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  What's the what's the thing, what's the thing. Shut up. If
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  there was a thing, they probably, Oh, okay, somebody got signed.
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  No, you've seen the video hard hard. You're only getting hard because
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  it's in the Eagles Jersey. No, it's hard. The video is hardly
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  hard because banks to jo Jo Sewell gets two yards to carry, they said.
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  Person said, Noah, how the fuck you get two of every animal?
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  Did they fight back? And why would you bring roaches? Mm hmm.
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  Roaches came just a bit survived because they were they weren't. They came
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  on their own, like they were kind of on a lama's back, and
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  I didn't see they kind of came on the hippos, tail flies, centipedes,
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  middle pedes, mosquitoes, didn't see it, mosquito, mosquito mosquitoes and
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  flies them taner. Yeah, I'm not looking forward. If you can do
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  that, you can do the co phone call, right, Who are you
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  calling? I just thought about the Kentucky Who am I gonna call? Un
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  serious? Serious, not a big loss. I'm sorry, I can't call.
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  I'm sorry, we're not gonna call ad him. I'm not gonna get
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  him, not gonna call my mom? What what then is he gonna say?
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  I did pay for it. But what I have to put him down?
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  You have to pay for that? You think it's free? Yeah,
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  I'm doing that for fun. Okay, what the fuck? Jumping talk out?
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  Yeah I would, I what I'm not doing that? But uh,
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  if you're crocked? Was part choking the dog? He was choking? I
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  don't remember remember that. You remember that Marlt one of them niggas was probably
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  doing that. He was when he was in the bed with the dog.
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  Right. You want to they like buried it in the back inside? Oh
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  yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's like a pet cemetery.
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  Yeah. What's that movie with Will Smith? Legend? I am Legend
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  of Dog? Okay, how much does it cost? I don't remember.
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  That's not that much. It's not a lot. Okay, no less,
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  I'm pretty sure it's a hundred dollars less than a hundred. It's like less
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  than it's like a hundred, because I think even to get my mom's dog
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  cremated, it was like ninety something. Yeah, then we got him cremated
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  too. So where is he now? Is he in the room with us?
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  Nous? You got him? Do you alternate? No? Okay?
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  What's the kay? A box saying a box a box, nice little box.
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  I put nigga watch they give you, give you a little and put
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  a little water and watch it. They give you a pawprint. It depends.
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  They give you a you know, I got them operate. You have
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  you have, you have dogmans as well. My family does. Dog You
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  should actually take that back from him. They don't. They don't deserve that
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  for real, but just take it. It's like a little mahogany looking box.
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  They all come in the same box, the same box. You can't
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  pick a juice. They didn't give me no options. This is what they
• 29:33
  said. You pick them up on Wednesday. I'm going to the taxi.
• 29:36
  Durn't get that. No, that's standing at the front door at all times.
• 29:42
  That's weird U in the moving posy that not even standing up like this
• 29:53
  like I would have on his hot legs like this, like like the waiters
• 30:02
  like it's like a dog. But from my classes then from the goofy movie,
• 30:12
  like like signs that we're talking about the other dog moving to the kitchen
• 30:18
  entertaining gas, like all right, make sure want to make sure you put
• 30:19
  cheese, put your keys on the season a dog plate. That's crazy,
• 30:26
  are you okay? To drive. You can't touch the dog. You're not
• 30:30
  okay to drive. That's wild for your keys and for the trees and the
• 30:34
  dug dead dog, drunk bowl the front door, just a big ass a
• 30:45
  picture with a hand out, like just seven foot doverman at the front door,
• 30:49
  that crazy no bag coming home. Imagine come home drunknd night and god
• 31:04
  damn it, Baxter now that Halloween you can put him in front yard dressing
• 31:10
  fire over. Got that nigga off front looking like the fucking horses in front
• 31:22
  of the Denver Airport look like the Jersey Devil. Put some fake wings on
• 31:26
  that motherfucker horns. Oh man, I'll be the most famous thing on the
• 31:33
  block. Yeah, that's Mike up the street dog dog. It's anatomically correct.
• 31:42
  I hope so well, somebody put they they stuffed dog on wheels and
• 31:45
  like a stick and they be walking down the street like they still walking that
• 31:48
  dog. First of all, that's like the guy who had the doll wife.
• 31:52
  Do you see them? And then they had kids? Yes, you
• 31:56
  did, bro what He had a heavy wife who was a doll with like
• 32:01
  a drawing on face, and then he had kids with her. He had
• 32:04
  like little babies you didn't see that, No insane, bro, he had
• 32:07
  a whole face. I'm sure it's still up. I think a whole face.
• 32:12
  It's very not certain. Not five pictures, not ten, not twenty,
• 32:14
  it's like one hundreds someth the pic. Now, I've seen one on
• 32:16
  this TLC show called My Strange Addiction where the dude had like a real love
• 32:22
  doll or whatever. His name I'll never forget because he had the weirdest name.
• 32:24
  His name was Dave kat Okay. I feel like I remember that he
• 32:29
  was like married to this doll. He's like, yeah, this is my
• 32:32
  wife, and like he I was just so shocked the way he would talk
• 32:35
  to it, like it's a real person and like, yeah, you know,
• 32:37
  she's kind of shy and like you developed a personality, like yeah,
• 32:42
  dress him up, dress her up, and like we take pictures and like
• 32:45
  she really likes that. And she doesn't speak much. You don't say the
• 32:49
  word no shit, David. She's not really talkative like that, oh is
• 32:52
  she? Now that's tear. It's schizophrene. It's like, I am legend,
• 32:55
  but there's people actually around. Yeah, what you're really like you have
• 33:01
  the option to talk to actual humans. He got an excuse. They ain't
• 33:05
  nobody. I mean, what else that's him and his dog and a who
• 33:08
  bunch of annequins, got you? You got people walking around that one moved
• 33:15
  yeah yeah move yeah yeah say that they're making I am legend too. Is
• 33:19
  Michael Jordan in it? And Wilson? Yeah? Or Michael Jordan's you didn't
• 33:22
  know that. You didn't know that? You knew that? That was like?
• 33:30
  That was like, yeah, that was the news that came out with
• 33:31
  it. I am legend. Michael B. Jordan's like, and they're not
• 33:35
  taking from like the theatrical ending. They're doing that when the second one DVD
• 33:39
  where he lived, I can I can fix it. I can save you.
• 33:44
  M hmm. Michael B. Jordan's to answer your question, He's gonna
• 33:46
  ruin the movie to answer that question. Of course you will, well,
• 33:51
  Chamberlain, I gotta ask him points one hundred, if you did you really
• 33:59
  have sex with a thousand women? I was about to say, that's what
• 34:01
  I want to know. I don't care about that. What's more, I
• 34:05
  think I think the thousand women is more likely. Yeah, I do.
• 34:08
  I believe the thousand women way more before I believe the hundred points. I
• 34:12
  thought it was more than a thousand. It was a lot. I think
• 34:15
  it was like a thousand. I still take that number. I think it
• 34:16
  was thousands or something like that. I believe that it's very crazy. He
• 34:24
  said he's with twenty thousand women. That's kind of crazy. That whole life
• 34:30
  is a lie a little bit. Somebody and somebody did the math to want
• 34:34
  it. That's a small town literally, Yeah, I don't know about that
• 34:38
  one. Yeah said that's a community a thousand year like twenty Actually that's a
• 34:43
  regular college as a university university. Yeah, that's like, that's like Willie
• 34:46
  Peace left with everybody. There's no way everybody and it's like him not repeating,
• 34:52
  like that's twenty Yeah, that's kind of take that hard to believe.
• 34:57
  Take it back? Do you have to give him one hundred point? Definitely
• 35:00
  had that twenty thousand in a game? Didn't you fucking foursome every night for
• 35:05
  like literally a decade straight? How old was he when he ended up?
• 35:08
  Like magic, we don't know how did you die? Well? No,
• 35:14
  he never said he was older. Now, he was pretty seventies or something.
• 35:17
  He was living he was sixty three. Q Q, What do you
• 35:22
  say thank you. Stop. All right, Okay, ya didn't But that's
• 35:30
  something that you would say sixty yes, Yes, it is definitely something you
• 35:34
  would say, I did. Oh he did, So I get the old
• 35:37
  from he didn't die from AIDS. They say it's genetic. So what they're
• 35:43
  saying that so he had a cardiovascular to the diseason of irregular heartbeat. I
• 35:45
  mean he was a huge man, so that's not unheard of. Yeah,
• 35:51
  that was a big motherfucker. And you seven to one h twenty thousand bodies
• 35:55
  sounded pretty twenty thousand reach one hundred points, which is more likely one hundred
• 36:01
  points. Especially we did the math sixty years. Somebody did the he had
• 36:07
  sex every day, one with one girl a day, so it sounds like
• 36:10
  he was just sticking his digging person walking over. The nextbody did the math
• 36:15
  because they did it age. That's three hundred five hundred women a year or
• 36:19
  one point four women a day for like forty years. Yeah, anytime he
• 36:23
  had sex, he was a part of it. Obviously, some of those
• 36:25
  are threesomes had to be I think I think he's had some five some harems.
• 36:31
  He said he was sexually active from at the age of fifteen, he
• 36:36
  was a victim. Maybe not maybe fifteen fifteen year old, say fifteen,
• 36:43
  maybe bucking down at that point in time. They were having babies at fourteen.
• 36:50
  Yeah, let's just spell that room like back in the day, like
• 36:52
  kids, like women are not women, but like people were like sexually more
• 36:57
  conservative back in the day. There was us his horny back then, because
• 37:00
  that's how the funk we got here. They were recording her. You're telling
• 37:07
  me, hold on, bro, you're telling me this nigga has sex with
• 37:08
  twenty thousand women, had zero kids. He has no kids, and that's
• 37:14
  the points pull out game strong. He was infertile or maybe he got snipped
• 37:22
  early. That's that would be my that's my plan. If I had I
• 37:28
  would never be just thought about we never we never saw another Chamberlain. We
• 37:32
  have Victor, women got Victor. I'm calling Martin asking them if the white
• 37:37
  Bitch room is true? Who Martin Luther King? That's how even did you
• 37:46
  not see them? Snow buddy, she was thick as hell. It was
• 37:51
  actually Dolly pardon big Okay, he was brother. It was Hillar Clynton.
• 38:02
  She was on our side. Maybe I called Prince and asked about that basketball
• 38:07
  game. I didn't know exactly what happened. There's a picture. There's a
• 38:13
  picture, there's a picture. I need to know exactly what happened that day.
• 38:15
  That he was like a real basketball I know. That's what I need
• 38:20
  to hear from him. Tell me, Prince, well, listen here la.
• 38:25
  Apparently he was nice, though I don't want a jab said to the
• 38:29
  right. Him being nice at basketball is crazy, so random. And he
• 38:32
  was really little too. He's like small than men, like he was like
• 38:35
  the starting point guard. You know that. You know that him and Rick
• 38:37
  James hated each other. No, eight these facts. No Prince and Rick
• 38:44
  James. I can see that. Princeton like nobody hated to see that too,
• 38:47
  like nobody about like nobody, nobody, Like he didn't like nobody.
• 38:53
  I can't even mad. He likes certain He liked people with talent. That's
• 38:58
  like Zoey, like Michael Jack, like the most talented nigga ever. He
• 39:01
  said, no, I thought that was the big beef. That. Yeah,
• 39:06
  they had like a mutual respect. It was just like Lebron and Steph
• 39:13
  like Nikki Lebron and it was like they got respect. He couldn't say Lebron
• 39:17
  and because I'm going with two people are active. I would say like was
• 39:25
  no, it was more like a like a Nikki and Cardi type thing,
• 39:30
  like a man made beef like Lebron and Carmela kind of like that. Aaron
• 39:42
  McKee and Rick Snow had that thing. Mm hmm, what I didn't say,
• 39:45
  Ron and Ricky David. It wasn't Ron and Stephen. We just it's
• 39:55
  fun. It's okay, Lebron and Soldier boy, Soldier boy and everybody now
• 40:05
  that nigga don't like nobody. No soldiers were on like a god damn.
• 40:12
  That's story. That story is still like kind to his dad hilarious, I
• 40:15
  know something and asking why he was like, okay, well versions I don't
• 40:23
  know. It depends in hell, it depends on what religion you believe it.
• 40:29
  Are you calling you Christmas? I would know why he ain't played basketball.
• 40:34
  Yeah, he was really sorry. It was like six six the biggest
• 40:37
  fuck did you do it? He was tall as hell and I know that
• 40:42
  she was uncomfortable. He had mad Ship and I came to like random ship,
• 40:45
  like like he had like Pokemon cards and Booey talk videos. Okay,
• 40:52
  it sounds like my childhood. Good times. Random Shipping the Man Boo Volume
• 41:00
  six and and me out. That's right, I don't have one. I'm
• 41:07
  trying to figure of a good one. I can't think of that. I
• 41:09
  got questions. If you got Jesus calling Jesus on the main line, go
• 41:16
  straight to voicemail. Note you can ask questions. Are you conquer me?
• 41:23
  All the time? I need your help me one hundred million questions? Who
• 41:28
  said that? Oh? I got you? Want to ask you that?
• 41:31
  This is another question. I thought it was really fun. TikTok. Thank
• 41:35
  you again. Now you are offered one hundred million dollars to watch a movie
• 41:43
  or a TV show based on your entire life, and you have to watch
• 41:47
  it with your entire family? Are you number one? Are you? Why
• 41:52
  are you doing it? And number two? Which scene are you most afraid
• 41:59
  for your family to see? Would you be most afraid for your family?
• 42:02
  My entire life, like every second, all of it, is that possible?
• 42:09
  Like admit to you on this podcast. So here's there's enough that I
• 42:14
  would admit. Here's the thing, here's the thing. I would do it
• 42:17
  right by the time they started getting to the crazy ship. Maybe my parts
• 42:22
  won't be around, so I'll be good I'm sure it's actual time. It's
• 42:27
  a movie. I'm pretty sure versus but like the highlight, like the you
• 42:34
  know what I mean the highlights assume that they're just sitting there for thirdy.
• 42:37
  I mean, it says your entire life. It says your entire life.
• 42:39
  But I gotta assume it's gonna go through thirty one years. It's gonna be
• 42:45
  so it gotta be a movie. It's a say it's a two and a
• 42:46
  half hour movie that just highlights everything in your life. I said, there's
• 42:52
  there's probably some some shameful beats in three hour movie. Put it. Put
• 42:54
  it to three hours. It won't be mad when I'll be that kitchen scene
• 42:59
  hundred What the kitchen, that's the kitchen kings Kaen's pants are off? What
• 43:12
  the next to the it's not in the kitchen. It is not in the
• 43:17
  kitchen adjacent kitchen apartment just slash bathroom, slash jerk off station. It is
• 43:30
  so far from where food is is ridiculous. So far where food is,
• 43:34
  Yes, Michael, your food is steps. It's in the same airspace.
• 43:39
  It's in the same airspace. You can probably stand over if you sneeze somebody
• 43:44
  kitchen like nigga, cut your mouth space, you said in the computer smiler
• 43:49
  from the snow. He's counting the steps, counting the steps. You didn't
• 43:55
  have to it's about five steps. Might have been too, he said,
• 44:06
  so far, Like I don't because you haven't. Y'all make it seem like
• 44:15
  it's right next to the refrigerator. It's not. You can stand off and
• 44:21
  you stand up and not on the table. Literally, how you know,
• 44:24
  my shooter. I gotta chilly, I gotta y'all gotta chill nigga. You
• 44:32
  got chill nigga. One thing you shouldn't have told us. I'm glad you
• 44:38
  did that every time. One hundred million and saying yeah, I'm doing I'm
• 44:45
  doing it. Of course I'm doing it. Yeah, that money they're going
• 44:49
  to sit through some diabolical ships. The scene that comes up, you gotta
• 44:53
  do something explaining like listen, all right, listen, y'all, I'm not
• 44:59
  talking about that, saying on the yeah, I'm not told about that scene
• 45:04
  with y'all. I said, there's a couple of times, you know,
• 45:07
  do some things with some things. You know that's say that's what you're going
• 45:12
  say it on the Why are you going to the park at three o'clock in
• 45:15
  the morning. What are you doing? Pull it up? What your pants
• 45:21
  off? What the fun? Wasn't afraid of get a splinter? Wasn't that
• 45:27
  why it happened so many times? Wasn't that park? Cold and young boy?
• 45:37
  Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna be a rough watch. But they watched
• 45:42
  how did you wear a condom? Why? They don't ask why you did?
• 45:45
  Why you didn't? Oh? Kids? Right? You fine, that's
• 45:51
  crazy. You still ain't got no green pull out game strong? You want
• 45:59
  gren kids? Right? Well, I didn't know you went through that pregnice
• 46:01
  she was pregnant, Like what how many c Mike in the shower scared of
• 46:08
  the pregnant? Oh yeah, that one was like niggas on the bathroom floor
• 46:15
  right now, I said, all listen, I was only sixteen. I
• 46:17
  was really really I was fifteen. I was really really scared sixteen at war.
• 46:22
  It's definitely the scene to me at fifteen, crying in the shower that
• 46:27
  because I thought I got my girl, the girl at the time pregnant.
• 46:30
  I'm in the shower literally literally literally on the floor like this nigga Michael looking
• 46:39
  like Kiki Palmer to run away love video. Da Bro, I'm like I'm
• 46:44
  in this like I'm breaking down, Like, bro, my life is over.
• 46:50
  And he the sophomore in high school. You didn't even that, little
• 46:52
  Michael. Oh it was only sixteen years old. War Yeah, fifteen years
• 46:55
  old and the world is so cold the niggas was by years Yeah fuck it.
• 47:02
  I'll do it though. Yeah. Yeah, whatever they see, whatever
• 47:07
  see, it is nothing they haven't seen before. They just haven't seen it.
• 47:09
  For me, say, I'll pay him to forget? Know that?
• 47:15
  What the nigga? How much you paid? How much money you think a
• 47:19
  hundred million dollars is? I can give him a mail. You'll pay them
• 47:22
  to forget. They're never gonna forget. They're just gonna take your million dollars.
• 47:25
  Can say thanks for a million, a million, here's a million dollars
• 47:31
  that you that we never bring this up. Mm hmmm that's fine. Good.
• 47:37
  I don't think they're ever gonna bring it up anyway. Nah, Certain
• 47:40
  they don't bring up certain they want certainly don't want to bring up the define
• 47:46
  don't want to open the cup. So that's why you wanted to clean the
• 47:49
  pool that one day for no reason? Mm hmmmmmm. Make sure, swifting
• 47:57
  in the kitchen at three in the morning. You have to stop because you're
• 48:00
  making this seem like I'm just stop it. Stop what he's everywhere? Damn
• 48:17
  cane, Jesus curse. I don't know. I don't want to. I
• 48:22
  don't know want what's good with you? So I don't want to know.
• 48:31
  He is messy. That man is messy. I don't know what I'm saying.
• 48:37
  This is so I'm ahead. The wording of this is just funny to
• 48:45
  me. He just shooes violence. Yeah, he's moved on from threats to
• 48:50
  just exactly sneak. I said, which time period would you live in without
• 48:58
  negative consequences? And I think the negative consequences it's just racist. Say,
• 49:06
  I don't know. I wouldn't want to live in any other time negative negative
• 49:12
  consequences. Nothing fast the seventies, honestly, nothing past that. Everything past
• 49:19
  that. It's just I feel like you're just miserable. Yeah, I'll probably
• 49:22
  say between like this, if anything, I might go back to early two
• 49:24
  thousands as far as we going, I like to go back to the twenties
• 49:30
  time here. It's like a century I probably want to be I won't probably
• 49:34
  want to be an adult in the mid nineties. That probably be real cool
• 49:37
  an adult at midnight freak Nick. Yeah. No, I just want to
• 49:39
  be an adult. I want to be an adult in the club where it's
• 49:43
  like they're playing jay Z and Ship and fucking Foxy Brown and Brown Yeah,
• 49:50
  and documentary is coming out, Yeah, and fucking Luccini and like that really
• 49:54
  freaking documentary's coming. I think it's this month. I want to be an
• 49:59
  adult then, like with the when when Tommy Hill figure was the biggest thing
• 50:02
  out. Yeah, you just walking around in big coats and I was like,
• 50:06
  oh my god, before he got racist. Yeah, brown logs yea
• 50:10
  the Birdman. Yeah, go to in one games Live and go to the
• 50:16
  club a baby and one after party. I definitely want one game you went
• 50:23
  to the trip. I mean I'm at Baby Shock. Wow. I had
• 50:28
  pictures but escalate RP Escalator. Yeah. I think the seventies would probably be
• 50:34
  the furthest back of anything past that, like the sixties, and I can't
• 50:38
  even imagine it not being racist. But there's no racist. There's no racist
• 50:43
  by I can't imagine it. I might have to go back to the fifties
• 50:46
  just and see what's up. Just imagine what pop. I can imagine.
• 50:50
  Mye was a little wap bottle looking like Sammy Davis with the part looking like
• 50:59
  Harry Belafonte. Lam I will pull out that part very well easily. Well,
• 51:02
  how you doing, man? Let me I can see that. I
• 51:05
  can see. Take your chest. I gotta take that hat off on the
• 51:07
  top. Put on dude from not science holes much of blind. Oh I
• 51:13
  could that brings me back to the skin and fucking Key and Pill where it's
• 51:20
  like, I guess he's trying to talk to women. He goes, it's
• 51:23
  just Key is like, wow, y'all looks as beautiful as a summer rolls.
• 51:30
  Y'all looks beautiful. What is your secret? And then Pill comes to
• 51:35
  like you looking real good with them titties, you know. And then one
• 51:45
  girl Kim was like, damn, boy, you like you got a big
• 51:50
  old dick and ball. He goes, I love you ask It was hilarious.
• 51:58
  Wow, damn y'all, man, Oh god, I love the way
• 52:00
  that is popping out of your dress. Big question. No, it's been
• 52:05
  a while since I asked the Tier three questions. Oh damn, we got
• 52:09
  quite a few. Hey see what those probably got sometimes? Oh, yeah,
• 52:14
  we were hm oh hm hm mm hmm. It was a list of
• 52:25
  It's actually related to what we talked about last week. It's a list of
• 52:29
  cartoon characters that you wanted to swing on. Weavil obviously, Yes, cartoon
• 52:37
  characters I want to swing on Angelica Angelica, Oh yeah, I never liked
• 52:43
  that little bit time. Damn, she's a child fucker. She was like
• 52:46
  it was a child. She was like, yeah, but she was like
• 52:50
  two in that show if that she was like, she was like seven.
• 52:54
  No, she was walking around. It was like a taller. She was
• 52:59
  like four yeah, five four or five swings yeah yeah four five hands.
• 53:08
  M I don't think I really didn't like Man Dark Oh yeah, man definitely
• 53:20
  that fucking but the episode the Red Devil from Sucking Cow and Chicken, he
• 53:29
  was annoying as Yeah, they were just that was very freaking him. Him
• 53:37
  him from Powerful Girls. Nah, he like he got hands. Yeah,
• 53:42
  he was swinging with those claws. Still hated them claws and them pumps and
• 53:47
  I'm like, I can't stand this girl. He was crazy. He was
• 53:52
  creepy. Get on my shoulder. Whoever wrote, whoever was writing for that,
• 53:57
  whoever created that character? Was he was in his bag. You think
• 54:00
  you can beat me every character from mister Meat cartoons, mister Meeting. I
• 54:06
  want to close enough a live action claymation, claymation that she was nasty.
• 54:14
  Can't remember anybody else. They were Gary Oak, Gary, he was a
• 54:19
  bit pokemon. He was a neo baby, That's what he was. Just
• 54:24
  because your dad, your grandfather, is that guy. You're living off the
• 54:29
  clouds, living of your grandfather. Yeah, I can't really think of There's
• 54:34
  not who. I'm trying to think of my favorite shows, like characters I
• 54:39
  hate shows I usually hate. I'm trying to think of, like, hey,
• 54:45
  Arnold, somebody from that I don't know. Mm hmmm, I don't
• 54:51
  know, might deserve a couple of punches, but you know, hell a
• 54:57
  little bit. Yeah. Oh, I just don't like, I don't know,
• 55:01
  I forgot you're goofy bitch. Oh. Interesting, there's another question.
• 55:08
  Who do you want in a modern death jam bandetta? Mm hmm, let's
• 55:13
  say I guess like five artists. Uh. I feel like I don't know
• 55:21
  why I came to mind first. I think the baby would actually be mad
• 55:23
  fun to play with it. The baby probably he probably strong and ship by
• 55:30
  the game. Wasn't he enough? He was in one of them. He's
• 55:36
  in before. I'm trying to think the people you know who look cool.
• 55:38
  Taso touchdown with the nails, he wouldn't be able to fight at all.
• 55:42
  He probably wouldn't be able to fight, but he would look dope. Mm
• 55:45
  hmm. Okay, mm hmm. Kendrick kung fu Kenny Okay, Yes,
• 55:53
  that would be fun. Yeah, in the park. Yeah, that he
• 56:00
  was doing Grand Risings Rising, Grand Risings, Brother sister, brother sister,
• 56:07
  Carty, Cardi, Carty, definitely Cardi and they keep up got being there.
• 56:12
  I would like to see yeah, them Lola Brook, she'd be this
• 56:14
  little, but she'd be madd strong. Yeah, I m hmm, that's
• 56:21
  that's yeah. I think that'd be fun. They they I don't understand why
• 56:24
  they just don't. I guess licensing, UMG. I guess the money's turning
• 56:30
  pay down. Yeah, they got to bring that back though. That'd be
• 56:34
  fun. I think they make a lot of money from that. They did
• 56:36
  it, put fucking Jack Hollow in it. Jack, Yeah, that would
• 56:38
  be funny. Like it's like, Jack, why are you here? Why
• 56:44
  are you here? You do not belong. I'm just getting getting to checking.
• 56:47
  What do you mean fu with Jack Carlow? All right, next question,
• 56:52
  looking back, have you ever had a moment where you really didn't realize
• 56:57
  someone was being racist? When I was in fifth grade, I was the
• 57:00
  only black kid in my class. A girl got mad at me for taking
• 57:04
  the last blue piece of construction paper and called me a brownie. Everyone got
• 57:08
  all rowdy, but I had no idea what she meant. To be honest,
• 57:12
  I thought she was flirting with me. Oh wow, man, he
• 57:15
  was only fifth grade. Such an innocent line. Brownie, Oh I love
• 57:17
  Brownie. He was, like, I got a cosmic Brownie for a lunch.
• 57:22
  I like Brownie's. She likes me, I like, I like Brownie.
• 57:28
  Probably something along those lines, like I didn't realize something kindergarten. From
• 57:31
  kindergarten until sixth grade. Most of those years I was the only black kid
• 57:36
  in my classes because I was a sentiments and I wasn't here. Originally,
• 57:38
  there was that low amount of black people very love like the only like,
• 57:43
  the only black people were in my neighborhood. It was East Riverton. But
• 57:45
  we were all different ages, okay, so we weren't like none of us
• 57:50
  ever had like either, like my neighbor to the right. He was a
• 57:52
  great below. The other one was a grade above across the street was like
• 57:55
  three years older. So yeah, probably like microaggression, like people like want
• 58:00
  to touch my hair and shit like that that I never really paid attention to.
• 58:04
  So I'm sure it happened a lie and I was just like, oh,
• 58:07
  I don't know, like I'm the only nigga here is I don't I
• 58:09
  don't got Yeah, but not moving moving to Brillington, Delaware, culture shock,
• 58:20
  I was like, I ain't never been around here. So many brownies,
• 58:23
  so many It's like I ain't never been around that many people of color
• 58:28
  in school. Like that was crazy. Had to get used to it.
• 58:32
  But probably when I was little. Yeah, I can't think of any racist
• 58:37
  shit I oversaw. Mm hmm. I think I got all right. I
• 58:42
  got one. I remember. It was actually when I was working at Liberty
• 58:45
  Lake. I told someone it was like another counselor. I told someone I
• 58:50
  got like early acceptance to pitt and he didn't believe me, like he didn't
• 58:54
  think I was I guess smart enough. It was like, what what was
• 59:00
  your g PA? And I told him he was like what, Like,
• 59:02
  yeah, I'm not a dickhead. Ain't no way you might goop around,
• 59:07
  but I'm but you're black. I mean, but I don't know if you've
• 59:10
  noticed this, but you're kind of like, I don't know if you know
• 59:14
  this, but you're an ape. It's like, no, I'm actually actually
• 59:16
  is pretty smart ape. You're actually a boy. Yeah, I did niggas
• 59:22
  know about the early action. I got early acceptance. Yeah. Man,
• 59:29
  my whole senior year, I was already accepted into school chilling, chilling by
• 59:32
  November fifteen, scholarship because you're black. Black it was free black people go
• 59:38
  to. Even though I got everybody knows this monumental student loans exactly everybody.
• 59:45
  Yeah, everybody knows this. Okay, this is more Tier three Patreon questions.
• 59:57
  This is from Mike. This is from Mike. I'm a hefty dude
• 59:59
  my self, and I have a question big backs. Oh God, do
• 1:00:05
  you find yourself fighting for your life while trying to wipe your ass after you
• 1:00:07
  ship? Because I'm starting to find myself struggling. Geez, how big stretch
• 1:00:14
  my boy? Yeah, you just gotta stretch it out. Man. He's
• 1:00:17
  I don't think he's used to the big life yet. It sounds like it
• 1:00:20
  sounds like he's just now pulling up. He joined a new weight class,
• 1:00:27
  just not getting there. Cross you cross into a different tier from heavyweight to
• 1:00:30
  heavyweight, super heavy, super heavyweight. Now he's like, it's a wild
• 1:00:37
  confession. How do you really go about wipe yourself because you're big? Might
• 1:00:45
  go from underneath my boy, that might be even worse because it away to
• 1:00:50
  google that. Yeah, you might have to google that. Ways to wipe
• 1:00:53
  your ass? How to wipe your ass if you're fat, say, get
• 1:00:59
  it, get it a day, take a show, get a a day,
• 1:01:02
  and get a wet white bull. Beh Yeah, getting there, man.
• 1:01:07
  I don't know what else to tell you. People on the podcast,
• 1:01:10
  get it figure it out. Like the questions I get, man, that's
• 1:01:15
  what I'm saying. What the fun I don't see how that's crazy? That's
• 1:01:20
  that's got it. And it's like phobia. How do you wipe yourself?
• 1:01:24
  Big boy? What's your best texting? You get into white? You got
• 1:01:31
  a lot of asks like me, how do you do it? I mean,
• 1:01:35
  like I said, he's a he's not an asked standard. So he's
• 1:01:38
  right. I used to sitting down, so don't stand up for starters.
• 1:01:45
  Yeah, and you. You should be able to figure out the rest,
• 1:01:50
  all right, what a fellas weight? That's always that's always an option.
• 1:01:55
  What a Fellas? So I'm the same age as you, and I want
• 1:01:59
  you to know. I want to know what's the favorite toy game from the
• 1:02:02
  past that gen Z would not be able to handle. Now, I'll start
• 1:02:10
  it said, I'll start. The anxiety that the game Perfection gave me is
• 1:02:15
  unmatched perfections. You know, the Perfection with all the shapes I would be
• 1:02:21
  killing it from. Yeah, I would give them. That's so weird anxiety
• 1:02:25
  And just like the Timer and all that, I guess is Perfection. Don't
• 1:02:30
  remember Perfection with the Yellow Show? Yeah, damn, there's a throwback.
• 1:02:36
  I forgot about that ship like buzz Like, just like Pop didn't do it
• 1:02:42
  until Yeah Perfection. Oh bop it. These niggas ain't got the attention span
• 1:02:46
  for that ship. That would probably tear these kids up. They would King.
• 1:02:52
  I played it so long it just stop, just stop. Yeah,
• 1:02:54
  he was a bob King. I was bopping bob it. Bro was at
• 1:03:01
  my Grandma's house, bobbing bobb it extreme when they started putting out. The
• 1:03:07
  little I had both of them was that the one with the four or the
• 1:03:08
  five things twisted yet the wheel, that one with the wheel, that's the
• 1:03:13
  one with the slap it. But I'll never forget. We got this one
• 1:03:15
  for Christmas. We thought that was the coolest ship ever, the original bro
• 1:03:19
  twisted bop it and it would just be that four hours. Yeah, soccer
• 1:03:29
  Bobbers definitely would not literally so was literally just encouraging kids to fight boxing ship
• 1:03:38
  like shoot you shoot you one thing, looking for fase, looking for fades,
• 1:03:49
  We're looking. We're looking for fight song for boppers better than Jamie Fox.
• 1:03:53
  I think that could be what the theme song for them? A pillow
• 1:04:01
  up inside, get ready to have the time of your life soccer bopper.
• 1:04:08
  Yeah, yeah, that's the first one. The second Yeah, he didn't
• 1:04:16
  even pick the good one. The first one, the second one. I
• 1:04:20
  hate that first one. That could be a good video series though. Just
• 1:04:24
  go out on the street and give people socking boppers and be like, all
• 1:04:26
  right, let's let's go, let's go it like somebody did with the pillows.
• 1:04:32
  That says good clean fun. Damn they were fun, bro. What
• 1:04:36
  was the the ship with the lights? The four color lights ships? Simon
• 1:04:43
  Simon was goodmous pretty yeah, but all lights Yeah rememberball scam commercials around what
• 1:05:00
  is it's like like zero gravity ball. The funk was not it wasn't ship.
• 1:05:11
  I think crazy yo yo yo yo, but like the like the real
• 1:05:15
  like yeah, I a real yo like a metal drone like no, but
• 1:05:16
  like the certain the ones, I forget what the names like the certain names
• 1:05:19
  dun yoyo yeah, like they had like different I went through Yoga Yoyo gangs
• 1:05:25
  ya yo yo faces yooing for real like and like I got it, came
• 1:05:30
  back with Yoyo's I got. The real one was lighting you remember that ship
• 1:05:35
  a Yoyo gang with the Florida for a week, came back yo Yo Gang,
• 1:05:40
  Yes, sir, Like what the fun was that? Doing time?
• 1:05:42
  Fun? Having that back? Came back with Yoo Bro singer trip. All
• 1:05:46
  of a sudden, all of them come back yo Yo. I got a
• 1:05:49
  Yoyo yo ridiculous individual spinner. That's literally how Jared joined the friend Yoyo skull
• 1:05:59
  gag Yo yo yo again we had and then we had the skulls bro Where
• 1:06:03
  we got these skulls from, but it was from somewhere and like the eyes
• 1:06:06
  lit up. But It was like the suction cup on the eyelids and we
• 1:06:11
  were fucking like what we're doing. We were being dickhead bro So whoever,
• 1:06:16
  it was like walking by the windows like at night because everybody had to be
• 1:06:19
  in their little dorm or whatever the you know, the hotel room. We
• 1:06:23
  were slapping on the window like mad hard So whoever was walking about what Remember
• 1:06:30
  when we was on the little bus and we just ran we started doing that
• 1:06:34
  music. Oh my god, yes, express broke out, Yeah, we
• 1:06:41
  just broke out of It was weird. It was funny sounds like all the
• 1:06:45
  way from the hotel to the park. Then we figured that's when we figured
• 1:06:47
  out that Keith Bogus is the greatest basketball play. Keith's joke man, because
• 1:06:54
  we were playing they came back with Yo yo's and fucking we had so many
• 1:06:59
  inside jokes because a nigga in line was whening Keith Bogan's jersey and it was
• 1:07:03
  like what if, no, no, no. What happened was we were
• 1:07:06
  playing two K and I want to say I wasn't anard whoever, I think
• 1:07:13
  he was on the bulls at the time. Keith Bogan's was going fucking bananas
• 1:07:16
  like he ridiculous was shipping. Nobody could stop him, like for like six
• 1:07:23
  seven straight threes from so from then on he became I just wan that you
• 1:07:27
  saw somebody in line with the Keith Bogan's jersey. No because no, because
• 1:07:30
  I don't know they make no. Because then Adam Adam got one. Yeah,
• 1:07:33
  he got a custom one. He got a customer that was I think
• 1:07:42
  we was at Hollywood Studios or something and there was like a basketball game,
• 1:07:46
  like you know what. He's like, you know who you get to play?
• 1:07:48
  He said, we win if we had Keith Bogans And I will never
• 1:07:51
  forget this. The nigga that was working again. He was like, keep
• 1:07:56
  Keith Keith. He couldn't believe. He said that that ship was funny.
• 1:08:03
  And then shortly after that he ended up going to the sixth w No,
• 1:08:06
  not the sixers. He was for a little while. He was for a
• 1:08:11
  minute, Keith boking shout out to you. I know you're listening. Shot
• 1:08:14
  the greatest basketball playing the world. Were number one fan. Yeah? What
• 1:08:18
  other stoke toys? POGs? Huh don't know, bogs bog bog bogs,
• 1:08:28
  POGs, fat ass white girls what m hm close it's p O G s
• 1:08:34
  that was like a big thing nineties. No, I was I was much
• 1:08:38
  too young for this. Never seen this, weird, No, you have
• 1:08:43
  to like slam it. It was it was a weird Nope, never seen
• 1:08:49
  I don't remember this. What the fuck is this? I thought it was
• 1:08:53
  stickers. You said you had to slam it. It was like one that
• 1:08:56
  was like a metal one and the rest were like kind of like you slam
• 1:08:59
  them off the ground. Yeah, you slam them, and it was a
• 1:09:01
  weird game. You truly lived in a completely different lifetime than we because what
• 1:09:05
  the fun I say, I had baby, I don't know, it's like
• 1:09:09
  what the early mid nineties it was a big thing. I was a child,
• 1:09:15
  my child. I mean, do you think kids could handle? Uh?
• 1:09:18
  I know it sounds with scooters because those motherfuckers heard scooters now you mean
• 1:09:25
  like scooters still? Yeah, I just saw kids, siblings had scooters.
• 1:09:30
  Parents, they started making scooters, and I didn't think they were as popular,
• 1:09:34
  Like could you have to? I did? They all died? Yeah,
• 1:09:39
  they all died really fast. I never got tacha. Yeah I never
• 1:09:42
  got Okay, how I got mine? But I haven't. Yeah, I
• 1:09:45
  never got one of them taking pain. Next question, I guess the next
• 1:09:50
  question. Uh, they said, sounds like y'all had COVID on episode two
• 1:09:55
  eighteen. Maybe dresses and Draco's. Anyway, am I the only one who
• 1:10:00
  gets jump scared when I see Madonna's current face looking like a Beita doppel ganger.
• 1:10:05
  Oh, she looks. No, you're not, because she looks gott
• 1:10:09
  on it. She looks terrible. That's one person she would have been like
• 1:10:13
  some people got to be like you gotta stop. She would have been better
• 1:10:15
  off just aging naturally shame because she hid her face. And you see what
• 1:10:21
  she did reading with the wheelchairs. Bro. Yeah, yeah, that might
• 1:10:27
  put her down. Okay, I don't think you're doing that. I don't
• 1:10:33
  think somebody put her down. I don't have that authority. I've seen an
• 1:10:41
  interview of what somebody saying, like, I think it was LaToya. It
• 1:10:46
  was like the guinea pig for the nose LaToya. Yeah. I think Mike
• 1:10:53
  was like telling her to get the nose job first so you can see what
• 1:10:56
  it looks like, and then he went through it and he got it.
• 1:10:59
  Oh No, I think I don't think her nose is like that first.
• 1:11:01
  It was like what it was in the first nose shop. Then they both
• 1:11:06
  just started fight. She doesn't even show her face anymore. You know what,
• 1:11:10
  she's not dead, right, no, none of He's the only dead
• 1:11:15
  one. Yeah, that's yeah. She looks like a ghost, the same
• 1:11:18
  as a Yeah, like Michael right now in the grave. You says,
• 1:11:26
  I gotcha? Wow? Yeah, yeah, next question, next question.
• 1:11:33
  The question starts, oh, it's a scenario. Then a question. Nice
• 1:11:38
  her question than a scenario? Question? When do I put hands on this
• 1:11:41
  reptile situation? So I met my wife when our son was seven. He's
• 1:11:46
  okay, I don't know why they said he's one hundred and forty four months
• 1:11:50
  old. Now that's twelve years. Keenan, my son is taking a karate
• 1:11:55
  class paid for by his biological mount Rushmore color father, thank you for all
• 1:12:00
  these extra stuff. Let's fast forward. He's just won some medals in karate.
• 1:12:08
  This guy spelled metals wrong. He's talking about Keenan. Okay, first,
• 1:12:12
  third and third he put metals like metallic. Nice. This fucking we've
• 1:12:18
  told his not scratch that told my son that he's taken the medals to his
• 1:12:24
  house because he pays for the class and transports him to and from No.
• 1:12:30
  I don't be saying nothing bad about this stupid fuck because it's my son's dad.
• 1:12:34
  But he's asking for me to come out of character, right. But
• 1:12:38
  apparently I'm the only one since I've been informed that he told him not to
• 1:12:43
  treat me like his dad. I'm not the one who skipped down after planning
• 1:12:47
  to have a kid with someone. Is that what constitute a dad to you?
• 1:12:53
  Okay, sorry for being so lengthy, but I'm a little hot brick
• 1:12:57
  let brick let leg at the Live show, thanks damn so live hearing to
• 1:13:03
  say, this is the worst fucking group to ask this to, no disrespect
• 1:13:09
  to this because we don't have kids. Nobody in this group has kids or
• 1:13:12
  is a step parent. Well I have a step parent, sof like that,
• 1:13:18
  but you don't have kids, you don't. I have empathy. He
• 1:13:23
  got kids either, But that's his son as his son, he said he
• 1:13:29
  was. I mean, I guess he was like his dad, so his
• 1:13:36
  dad. His dad came onto the scene like acting like, well, I'm
• 1:13:40
  his dad, so I get to do all this ship, he said,
• 1:13:42
  since he pays for the karate classes, I'm taking the medals home. I'm
• 1:13:45
  like, mm hmmm, I can't he's trying to sert his dominance, and
• 1:13:49
  like a kid, he's the medal. Yeah, wherever the kid wants the
• 1:13:57
  medals to be. If he medals to be over there, I'm sure let
• 1:14:00
  the metals be there. But you going the metals are mine house? What
• 1:14:03
  does what does his mom feel about this? Like it's not YouTube col parenting.
• 1:14:08
  So yeah, like two dads beefing my two dads, that's not the
• 1:14:14
  situation as the dad that stepped up next go around, you pay the karate
• 1:14:21
  class bill and then you take the metals home, take the medals. They
• 1:14:25
  say, all right, we'll split it. Then that you want to get
• 1:14:30
  one up, you gotta pay that ship next time, and you gotta make
• 1:14:32
  him win more medals than he did the year before. Fact, what if
• 1:14:35
  he doesn't win any more metals, Well then you gotta fight the dad.
• 1:14:41
  Now it's just gonna fashion fisty cuffs. Now it's like Kurt Angle. Either,
• 1:14:45
  I'm fighting you for it. I'm throwing the metals in the oceanic.
• 1:14:53
  I'll never forget what he threw medals off the bridge, the wrestlers, the
• 1:15:01
  belts. Interesting, I don't more Tier three. It says I'm an autistic
• 1:15:11
  nigga. This is relatively creation news to me, but not everyone else.
• 1:15:15
  Everybody. The spectrum is a spectrum. I grew up in a state not
• 1:15:19
  known for black people, but grew up around niggas my whole life. Now
• 1:15:23
  that I'm an adult and have since moved away, I encounter a lot of
• 1:15:26
  different people who say I talk white. Should I be offended that they say
• 1:15:30
  I talk white? Or that the default autistic voice is a white one?
• 1:15:34
  I don't think that's true. Default autistic voice is a white one. No,
• 1:15:39
  I mean that you speak how where you grew up at speak? What's
• 1:15:44
  the audience speak? Most of them that I talk to not like this,
• 1:15:48
  and you associate that with a white person? Yes, Hi, how you
• 1:15:50
  on? Fair enough? I don't even know out that much regular sponge.
• 1:15:59
  I want to say, time, now, what would a black autistic voice
• 1:16:01
  sound like? I want to think, however, five year foreign son,
• 1:16:10
  But don't be ashamed of that, bro, Like it's really okay. Like
• 1:16:14
  first of all, when people say, I mean, it's just say what
• 1:16:17
  can you do what I'm saying? Just speak? Bro? However you talk
• 1:16:21
  talk that way, don't worry about it. It's ain't not that big No,
• 1:16:26
  it's not. It's not that deep. What song makes you feel zesty?
• 1:16:34
  I got a lot? Yes, that's what I was gonna say.
• 1:16:45
  Hand on a couchie, touching a Millio Pucci on my Docci with s to
• 1:16:50
  Sean on my Doucci the way it begins to Yeah, never had a bitch
• 1:17:00
  like me in your life, Never had a bitch like me. I'll be
• 1:17:02
  driving around like I'm feeling sexy in this bitch. They don't cast ship freestyle
• 1:17:15
  the girl from l I'm sure, I'm good. Hey that was she got
• 1:17:23
  no, she she definitely correct. They put it on like one of the
• 1:17:27
  like the highlights. Yeah, she rapped. I'm looking for it. Yeah,
• 1:17:30
  that's like listening to Dame Lilard on My Time Off. I'm exactly that.
• 1:17:35
  Are they saying some stuff, probably, but I'll never hear do that
• 1:17:39
  ship. That's how Mike feels about Usher for whatever is for whatever Mike feels
• 1:17:43
  about women's sports. Yeah that's different. Yeah, they're really not saying ship,
• 1:17:48
  but can't he do it? They did? They did. They did
• 1:17:53
  a fucking a compilation of the best dunks like women one girl don't sitting down
• 1:18:02
  in the chair down Now that one was, but that was that one very
• 1:18:05
  last drop stepping on bitches. That was one ring graziers off one that better
• 1:18:16
  better dunk. Just now from an undrafted nigga on the Warriors is tough.
• 1:18:21
  Women don't dunk. That's not a fair comparison. Women was saying. I
• 1:18:26
  was like this ship that candas parking. It's just so funny like watching them
• 1:18:30
  grazers and they were dunks. They were dunks. It it's like a like
• 1:18:39
  a like a beer, like a like an women don't because women don't dunk.
• 1:18:46
  So like a fifth grader dunk, what would you say? But how
• 1:18:50
  to get up there for women? But the fifth grader is also like four
• 1:18:56
  foot nine. These are grown ass women. They're not, but they don't
• 1:19:00
  dunk. That's why it's amazing. It's somebody doing something that somebody in the
• 1:19:04
  comment like, can this nigga dunk? Mike dunk? I saw Mike dunk?
• 1:19:09
  I would I would lose my ship. And the thing is, I
• 1:19:12
  can really care, lesbian, I'm dunking Mike? What song gets you yesty
• 1:19:15
  exactly? Which my son? So the real girl, Yeah, I don't
• 1:19:26
  know really if songs like that, I really don't you know material girl,
• 1:19:30
  I give him okay, song that gets you yesty, Uh, it's your
• 1:19:41
  best. That song gets used, elementary drop outcome now soon. I'm trying
• 1:19:47
  to ever heard Stone Cold by Dusty or and Right the Scientist. I like
• 1:19:53
  that song, motherfucker, I'm a bad little bit. I can't play that
• 1:20:00
  maybe moment. Yeah, I'm like, oh that's a good one. Yeah.
• 1:20:04
  Wait that songs by Stewie What the her real name? I don't stud
• 1:20:11
  Jayden. Yeah, I didn't know that was her song. I'm like,
• 1:20:19
  well, well, well you never heard that song. It's a banger,
• 1:20:24
  jesty vibes. Yeah, that's that's a good one. Hello Weekend by Sissa.
• 1:20:33
  You take Wednesday Thursday? Oh, I've was saying him satisfied the week
• 1:20:42
  I mean most songs. I don't change any pronouns. That's how I feel
• 1:20:45
  about the New When I was like this as fu Yeah, I was fourteen,
• 1:20:51
  Yes, yeah, very child. Yes, well he was he over
• 1:20:56
  there changing the pronouns and songs. Oh yeah, I don't so the new
• 1:21:00
  Ariana Grande. I only heard some of it, so is mine John Ariana
• 1:21:05
  Ga she got a boy's mind. It's not a remake or anything. It's
• 1:21:11
  just that's the title. But her album that I listened, I started to
• 1:21:13
  listen to this is just strictly pop, like she is not in that R
• 1:21:15
  and B. Bad didn't want no, no, no, you need to
• 1:21:17
  listen to listen, listen if you if you're telling me, I was like,
• 1:21:23
  mainly pop. But her last Jon He's going to go to battle for
• 1:21:27
  Master Queen. I like arian. That's why I started listening to it to
• 1:21:30
  get her last album. Uh hair or my hair? That that done gets
• 1:21:35
  me? Yesty mm hmm Gary News shout out to Gary mm HMMs. Scenario
• 1:21:47
  that was a good album. It was scenario you somehow find out that you
• 1:21:54
  that if you inflict pain on the person who you love most money, what
• 1:21:58
  the hell? Okay, let's figure what the hell. Let's see what they
• 1:22:03
  got us. Tier three. We're going to keep it going. Somehow find
• 1:22:08
  out if you inflict the person on the inflict pain on the person who you
• 1:22:11
  love the most, money magically appears on your bed. You also find out
• 1:22:15
  that the pain to money ratio are directly correlated, meaning the more damage physically
• 1:22:19
  or emotionally you do, the more money you get. What do you do?
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  My god, gnant, We're having a kid in nine months. Wow,
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  it's how much pain is that? For real? Oh? The pain
• 1:22:32
  of child? Bird child, that's a good one. How much money is
• 1:22:38
  that? What if it's only like thirty dollars? Child? So how wait?
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  What's the that is? Like? The most? It says, the
• 1:22:48
  more pain I think you have? How much are they you have? Is
• 1:22:54
  the frequency inflict? I did inflict it without me? She want to be
• 1:22:59
  pregnant. He's playing a long game. Yeah, okay, three times and
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  the pain of like saying, baby kicking. So the baby kicking. I'm
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  getting paid for that too. I'm just saying how much her back money?
• 1:23:12
  Hurting back, hurt for her ear. But she's an epidor she didn't feel
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  it. Maybe she doesn't like Listen, baby, listen, you want to
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  feel this. You can't use drugs. You can't use drugs. You gotta
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  go through it. I promise you good. Bad for the baby. Exactly.
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  I come out there and tell them everything. We won two thousand dollars,
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  I'd be bad as fu exactly. That's what I'm saying. I mean,
• 1:23:35
  we're talking about fingers and ship, then we might as well. They
• 1:23:42
  might as well not do it. But if we get two hundred cakes.
• 1:23:45
  Mm hmm, I don't know any cake. Just fucking bills, ain't it.
• 1:23:53
  Yeah, the only cost one hundred thousand dollars have a baby. Listen.
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  What you gotta do is you got go to hospital back, itemize all
• 1:24:00
  that ship because they be lying on that motherfucker itemized all that. Have that
• 1:24:05
  bill go down. I ain't gonna say half, but I was just I'll
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  just pinched every day, multiple times a day, tensons on the pinch,
• 1:24:17
  you know, a little pinches here, the some change, little penny pinch.
• 1:24:21
  Remember never mind. I was also going to go to the emotional route.
• 1:24:28
  You're not beautiful? What the fuck did you gain waiting? Remember the
• 1:24:34
  time it was on a break, Oh my god, yeah, please this
• 1:24:42
  niggas sick God? When I had my grippy socks, remember that breaking eight?
• 1:24:48
  Do do sex pain? Count twos pain framing that cervice? That's not
• 1:24:57
  cool. Let's let's let's block that album twenty four twenty what sexe like?
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  He said one twenty four time, not years. When I thought he said
• 1:25:12
  twenty two. I thought he said twenty twenty four. Why are we blocking
• 1:25:15
  that out? For? Why it's twenty twenty four it is, I mean
• 1:25:24
  blowing that up for maybe running with me. Did you like this here?
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  Like here my mom, Amen, I'm trying to do it in the most
• 1:25:43
  respectful way possible. That would be ramming the surface. I'm said, ramming
• 1:25:50
  making love like it was just like his philo, make it feel good afterwards,
• 1:25:56
  nod the ways the nigga you mom talking about your service. I'm fisting.
• 1:26:03
  I was just like, I didn't I didn't think that. I didn't
• 1:26:08
  take it as like I'm just gonna go and get jack jack. But I'm
• 1:26:10
  saying, like, you know, just sticking in her ass. I'm you
• 1:26:19
  cashed out, get paid money, just popping up on the bed. She's
• 1:26:27
  like, coming up, don't worry about Yeah, this is sick. Yeah
• 1:26:35
  this this is not making expense, Jakes, I ain't making no clips of
• 1:26:39
  this that. This is staying right where you almost mustard, ugly bitch at
• 1:26:53
  no little emotion over ten dollars extra little bonus. Almost done student, Shut
• 1:26:58
  your big back cat. You weren't my first choice. Crazy. You gotta
• 1:27:05
  do what you gotta do. We oh ship, thanksgiving, Thanks King all
• 1:27:14
  that for whipping three thousand dollars. Wow, that more than what she had.
• 1:27:23
  That just means she wasn't she wasn't hurting, She was high paint doll.
• 1:27:30
  She enjoyed it. Maybe that's when you get the metal prongs. That's
• 1:27:36
  where you get the flog with the spikes on it, the iron poker,
• 1:27:41
  with the stove. You got a brand or like a like a calf a
• 1:27:53
  big k d brand, King just a spaghetti. Why would you My initials
• 1:28:03
  are from elbow. It's it's the same initials. It's the same. So
• 1:28:08
  you went magically went to king that ke Dix. No particularly exactly that cow.
• 1:28:19
  You said she wasn't her first choice, you said, you said,
• 1:28:25
  you said he was like you called her big bad. No, I didn't
• 1:28:30
  said. Were all from your perspective. Yeah, bro wall I was in
• 1:28:44
  I don't know too much and you threw yours wool murder. You said,
• 1:28:55
  I'm pound wa ramming. No, what I'm saying is, while we engage
• 1:29:00
  in the coitus, we might hit that position that that made exactly I know,
• 1:29:08
  big words to that's not a big it's too syllable. Spell it,
• 1:29:11
  coitus, spell it. I was talking to you, Michael Field, I'm
• 1:29:16
  not You're not getting no money for your bitch ask to spell it emotional.
• 1:29:27
  The money is got it. It's two big ones for you day money popping
• 1:29:32
  up on right now. It's full of thanks, Michael, Michael, youat
• 1:29:45
  motherfucker up. One more, one more. We're gonna have to do more.
• 1:29:57
  Tier three next week because god damn I should have been It was like
• 1:30:00
  you've been acting. I have, Sorry, I have. Uh. It's
• 1:30:04
  like we're the real beaters. They are, well, yeah, they're beaten
• 1:30:12
  beyond belief, beaten beyond believe, both hands hands. I don't know how
• 1:30:16
  they're doing it, but that gonna change the name of a tear today.
• 1:30:20
  And beyond belief. Man, he could be here for beating beyond believers.
• 1:30:29
  It's just crazy there. It's just it's just it's just it's a fucking it's
• 1:30:35
  an egg playing a galaxy, beating beyond belief. Tier two is here.
• 1:30:43
  One's gonna be little beaters, little and the beaters, and the baby beaters,
• 1:30:53
  little beaters, them beaters, and then real beaters and then beating beyond
• 1:30:57
  believe, beyond belief. I think I put big beaters in there. Definitely
• 1:31:02
  got big beaters, real beaters, being beyond belief, beating beating beyond belief
• 1:31:15
  was an episode of Twilight or people have never beat like this before? His
• 1:31:23
  hand disappears, like where did they go? So wow? Show you ever
• 1:31:27
  watched the original Twilight Zone? Crazy ship bro every that's black and white from
• 1:31:42
  Twilight. Twilight It is also not the one that you salute to. Yeah,
• 1:31:45
  no, I don't know what it's not. No, it's not Star
• 1:31:51
  Wars. It's not Star Wars. I don't know how to know. It's
• 1:31:57
  not either of them. It's like, you can hulme it. I guess
• 1:32:00
  we'll do this to you can humme it a lot of a lot of It's
• 1:32:04
  like beginning the movies. I think they didn't the beginning the Barn m It's
• 1:32:16
  not Darth Vader Doom Doom. Mm hmm. You can't. You can't hum
• 1:32:35
  it into Google. It's never gonna come up like this. How do you
• 1:32:41
  humming into Google? You have to go to Google and I have the Google
• 1:32:45
  app, Yeah, and it'll be like, do you want to try,
• 1:32:49
  Mike, let me try. Nope, I'm telling you that's not it.
• 1:32:55
  That is that the opening to the movies? Mm hmm, it's two thousand
• 1:33:09
  and one Space, two thousand and one spaces? Did it pop up.
• 1:33:13
  No, damn is that? What is that? From two thousand and one?
• 1:33:18
  Space out to see? Okay, last question, Everyone from the pod
• 1:33:25
  is put in the quiet Place universe. What would no, sorry, what
• 1:33:30
  would be the thing slash sound that gets you killed? Say that one more
• 1:33:34
  time, Mike snoring. Everyone from the pod is putting the quiet Place universe?
• 1:33:40
  What would be the things slash sound that gets each of you killed?
• 1:33:43
  I'm laughing one hundred million or so laughing, Yeah, that's it. Yeah,
• 1:33:51
  okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah he's hell yeah,
• 1:34:03
  yeah, I'll be laughing. So but what exactly would make you laugh?
• 1:34:06
  Because you know you're not supposed to laugh nothing, anything, nothing,
• 1:34:11
  Look at you. Have you seen that movie? Yeah? I burst down
• 1:34:18
  laugh, Yeah, I burst out laughter when the little kid got snatched early
• 1:34:23
  in the movie. That's from who I don't even remember that one of the
• 1:34:28
  fucking things that was killing him. They was walking across the bridge and he
• 1:34:31
  dropped his truck and it made the noise and he went to go run back
• 1:34:35
  and get him, and you just see is like the trees moving, and
• 1:34:41
  right before he grabbed him, she was like, I burst out and laughter,
• 1:34:45
  like ship strange sense of you're sick. Yeah, she was funny.
• 1:34:51
  He's just a sick nigga because I don't remember laughing at all while watching that
• 1:34:56
  movie, and I laughed at everything. I don't remember anything everything funny.
• 1:35:00
  Oh my gosh. Just watch things get snatched, like the dog can snatched,
• 1:35:05
  the panormactivity gets snatched. The dog over there barking at the fucking uh
• 1:35:11
  demon. We're burst out in laughter. Wow, you know, I get
• 1:35:17
  it. You just did the Chickschutel run from the thing, cho pulling into
• 1:35:23
  the basement. She come out the basement, she run back. It's like,
• 1:35:26
  get your love things getting sashed. That's it. That's how he's gonna
• 1:35:32
  die. In the quiet place. You see someone gets snatched. Listen,
• 1:35:40
  don't lie to me when y'are as your family reunions or cookouts and you see
• 1:35:44
  your little cousins get snatched up, snatched up. So that's the source of
• 1:35:50
  it. We've not laughed when the beating happens. Okay, when actually asked
• 1:35:58
  me, that's my last quat. That's the funniest ship everyone. I go
• 1:36:04
  off the exit. I think about that as No, he really get his
• 1:36:11
  ass be But we was coming from something. We probably come from Hamilton and
• 1:36:14
  you get off exit forty seven, b quatching this. He was messing with
• 1:36:17
  my sister and his dad pulled over right right the party, right before the
• 1:36:23
  little before the Jiffy Loue party. Yeah stop, he's like, tear lay
• 1:36:29
  up. I messed with your cut and I just thinking about it every time.
• 1:36:34
  That was twenty He wasn't really beginning as for him. You must never
• 1:36:42
  get no ever. No, that's why. Only literally only time, and
• 1:36:45
  like literally he wasn't pulled over. Yeah, this nigga pulled over slap slapping
• 1:36:51
  thighs and his dad like was like saying the most what kind Oh yeah,
• 1:37:01
  yeah, y'all don't know that nigga. That nigga's crazy. Crazy. You
• 1:37:05
  want to do that like a little asshole? What you said? You must
• 1:37:10
  have really been acting like a little asshole back then. He's right, just
• 1:37:12
  annoyed from driving. You got all these kids in the car, especially when
• 1:37:16
  he was saying, right behind them, get into the seat. But I
• 1:37:20
  don't know who I was because you were up front right, Yeah, somebody
• 1:37:24
  was sitting next to it. It was it was MICHAELA. But there's somebody
• 1:37:26
  else. They got the worst ship just twenty two dollars. That's how you
• 1:37:38
  find out which kid you love the movie. Beat up the tab, front
• 1:37:42
  of the tab sounds I got nothing. I got nothing. Yeah, I
• 1:37:50
  mean probably like that was a good movie though, the first one, the
• 1:37:59
  second one, second was Okay, they're gonna it was hilarious. Yeah,
• 1:38:05
  that's pretty cool. What's the name, right, Emily Blunt? Everything happened
• 1:38:10
  then, John Krissky. How about Gym from the Office, not the usual
• 1:38:15
  one. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, that was a good
• 1:38:18
  movie. I think I went with an army to see that ship. Really.
• 1:38:23
  Yeah, it was me an army, so random. Yeah, I
• 1:38:26
  forgot, Okay, I forgot. Yeah, but yeah, well Mike already
• 1:38:31
  picked up his keys, pressed up, but Mike was trying to movie.
• 1:38:38
  I'm like, all right, nigga, we get it. We kind of
• 1:38:40
  we kind of gathered that. Yeah. Well, you know, once you
• 1:38:45
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• 1:39:40
  more friend, and tell a friend to tell tell another friend to tell one
• 1:39:44
  more other friend. Again. Yeah, spread it, spread spread it,
• 1:39:47
  spread it like, spread it like herbieska, spread it like pyramids. Yeah
• 1:40:00
  you do yo. He went, Oh my god, boy time getting money,
• 1:40:03
  look like wait in the morning, nigga you do. I'm like,
• 1:40:06
  oh my goodness, Okay, that's went crazy. Watch god, watch him
• 1:40:14
  multiple times. Do you have a response to that? Now? He right
• 1:40:16
  before him. Yeah he went first, I know. But did we see
• 1:40:19
  his dudes respond? Oh no, he's been comment he's been comment like leaving
• 1:40:24
  comments in the actual comment session. He's fine. He was chilling. I
• 1:40:29
  want him here. I live told my judgment until time, shout I think
• 1:40:46
  that's a no from the month about the bitches nigga you do perking my life?
• 1:40:55
  You do, I'm cutting you from the podcast. All right, guys,
• 1:41:02
  we will check you. You already know where to find us. Next
• 1:41:05
  week's same time, same place. And the nigga like hurt in his face
• 1:41:14
  and that he's like, yo, I am getting fried right. He said,
• 1:41:16
  nothing is happening right now in his face. Bro, I thought it
• 1:41:20
  was supposed to be fun for the bull him. It's like just over her
• 1:41:24
  was like, he was like, you're right, bed at me. You
• 1:41:26
  never been bad, but like, you know, hold up. I'm like,
• 1:41:30
  damn, bro, I don't need to bow these bitches. Nigga,
• 1:41:31
  you do the niggas in my life, Bro, the niggas in the background
• 1:41:35
  laughing, the dude in the middle, it's crazy, Bro, you sitting
• 1:41:42
  there like you can only respond to what he's saying. And he was going
• 1:41:44
  to get hark. That's you, nigga. You got dump him at that
• 1:41:53
  point. Damn over a battle rape like that, She