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- 0:05Speaker 1: Drama Darling Drama Darling Drama Darling.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome back in guess what today we're gonna
- 0:22Speaker 2: be talking about the premiere of Below deck Men. Yeah,
- 0:26Speaker 2: so for all you leaders out there, I know you're
- 0:28Speaker 2: excited because you're all doing great. And then we're gonna
- 0:32Speaker 2: take a quick break and then we're gonna get into
- 0:34Speaker 2: the Real Housewives of London. If you don't know how
- 0:37Speaker 2: to get into watching that, Emla are our primary. She
- 0:42Speaker 2: actually did your guest. She did a quick little how
- 0:47Speaker 2: to as to how to like get to your how
- 0:50Speaker 2: to do a VPN and then how to do hey
- 0:53Speaker 2: you and all that stuff. So that's over on patreon
- 0:55Speaker 2: dot COM's Left Drama Darling. Also plenty of other opportunities
- 0:59Speaker 2: over there for recaps. In the meantime, please get your
- 1:03Speaker 2: tickets for the cabaret. It's the weekend of Bravo Con
- 1:06Speaker 2: in Vegas at the hard Rock Cafe. You can go
- 1:08Speaker 2: to ticket Web. You can go to the link in
- 1:10Speaker 2: my bio at meet Amy Phillips. You can also go
- 1:13Speaker 2: to the podcast notes right here, just scroll down and
- 1:15Speaker 2: click that link. So, before we get into ballet, Dick Mead,
- 1:20Speaker 2: Emila has a great story to tell about this morning. Emily.
- 1:25Speaker 1: Okay, well, you guys know I'm a huge Howard Stern fan,
- 1:28Speaker 1: and if you don't, I'm a huge Hour Stern fan.
- 1:30Speaker 1: And my beloved good pal Jeff Hiller was on as
- 1:37Speaker 1: a guest today and because Howard and Beth love somebody
- 1:41Speaker 1: somewhere at the show on HBO, and I told Jeff
- 1:44Speaker 1: as soon as I found out, I was like, you
- 1:45Speaker 1: got to tell Beth if you've talked to her ever,
- 1:48Speaker 1: she needs to use her EpiPen because she goes out
- 1:50Speaker 1: and walks and she's allergic to bees as an adult
- 1:52Speaker 1: and all this. So then today Jeff said, my friend
- 1:56Speaker 1: Emily wanted me to tell Beth to use her EpiPen.
- 1:59Speaker 1: And Howard's like, your friend is right.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Oh my god, Howard Stern heard your name and agreed
- 2:07Speaker 2: with you.
- 2:07Speaker 1: And they said I was right.
- 2:10Speaker 2: God, there's nothing better than to be told you're right,
- 2:13Speaker 2: and then to be told that you're right by Howard Stern. Yeah,
- 2:16Speaker 2: this is an also level.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Beth needs to use that EpiPen. It she goes for
- 2:21Speaker 1: walks without it and makes me veryr We cannot lose Beth,
- 2:23Speaker 1: we can't. Yeah, but I also want to say that Jeff.
- 2:29Speaker 1: His audiobook is it should win a Grammy. It's so good.
- 2:33Speaker 1: It's called Actress of a Certain Age. It is amazing,
- 2:36Speaker 1: and it'll make you laugh, It'll make you cry, he laughs,
- 2:39Speaker 1: he cries in it, it's so good. And then also
- 2:42Speaker 1: obviously somebody somewhere on HBO that he recently won an
- 2:46Speaker 1: Emmy four. I'm very proud of him.
- 2:48Speaker 2: You're really friends with a star, Emily, and that is
- 2:51Speaker 2: Amy Phillips. Thank you so much. Welcome to drama, darling. Everybody,
- 2:57Speaker 2: we're gonna moving on, Well, why don't we welcome ourselves
- 3:02Speaker 2: into below deck? Med But it does. Everyone can do it. God,
- 3:10Speaker 2: I feel I really believe in this crew, in this
- 3:12Speaker 2: cast until the should hit the fan and even episode one, Emily,
- 3:18Speaker 2: I'm really excited for this season. I really like the cast.
- 3:22Speaker 1: AKA shit hits the fan. You mean when the jet
- 3:26Speaker 1: ski hits the light post.
- 3:28Speaker 2: When the jet ski hits the light post, you know,
- 3:31Speaker 2: you know it's gonna be good. Oh my god, dude.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been a minute since we have seen a
- 3:40Speaker 1: deck crew in total chaos from start to finish. There's
- 3:44Speaker 1: usually something to ground them. There is nothing grounding this
- 3:50Speaker 1: deck crew, like and you you really we're spending We're
- 3:54Speaker 1: gonna spend a lot of time out on that deck.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Because I had about the laundry room. That was last season,
- 3:59Speaker 2: Yeah was last season? Deck is this season? Quite frankly, specifically,
- 4:05Speaker 2: I don't know the bow. Oh no, that looked like
- 4:09Speaker 2: the aft deck. So I think we're going to be Oh,
- 4:12Speaker 2: I think we're going to be spending some time on
- 4:13Speaker 2: the aft. Now.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Even if you're both it's a total screw up, you
- 4:18Speaker 1: at least have great crew around them. Nobody knows what
- 4:21Speaker 1: the hell they're doing out there.
- 4:22Speaker 2: They don't uh now. Also, the last time a jet
- 4:28Speaker 2: ski got out of control and hit something and broke it,
- 4:31Speaker 2: I believe was on Captain Jason's watch. Am I correct
- 4:37Speaker 2: about that?
- 4:38Speaker 1: I don't remember?
- 4:39Speaker 2: Oh boy, Anyway, it did happen, and it happened recently,
- 4:43Speaker 2: so the darlings will tell us, but I remember it
- 4:46Speaker 2: very and it It's interesting because both captains and I
- 4:48Speaker 2: don't know who it was, could have been Carry and Sandy,
- 4:52Speaker 2: they're very chill in the moment and they don't panic,
- 4:56Speaker 2: and then it hits and it's just a complete catastrophe,
- 5:00Speaker 2: and they still see their chill all the way through
- 5:03Speaker 2: to the end, and in this episode between the jet
- 5:08Speaker 2: ski just floating off, between them not being able to
- 5:12Speaker 2: really properly get the water toys in the water at
- 5:15Speaker 2: the right time and the crash into the light, Captain
- 5:20Speaker 2: Sandy's response is like, we're gonna have a meeting. We
- 5:24Speaker 2: love a meeting about that, right, like, right in the
- 5:26Speaker 2: middle of the chaos, She's like, We're gonna have a
- 5:29Speaker 2: meeting about this. They look like they were trying to,
- 5:34Speaker 2: you know, back in the day of when they used
- 5:36Speaker 2: to have lions in a circus, you know, when they
- 5:38Speaker 2: were trying to wrangle a lion.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what it looked like. It totally did,
- 5:47Speaker 1: and then they were killed by the lion.
- 5:50Speaker 2: They were the lion took the arm off of one
- 5:53Speaker 2: of them.
- 5:53Speaker 1: And a jet ski's a wild animal. You conttame it,
- 5:56Speaker 1: but it's gonna snap one day.
- 5:58Speaker 2: And what were they calling them naughty boys?
- 6:01Speaker 1: Was that?
- 6:01Speaker 2: Were were they calling the naughty boys the jet skis?
- 6:04Speaker 2: Remember the deck crew was calling the naughty boys something.
- 6:06Speaker 2: I was like, are they calling the naughty boys the
- 6:08Speaker 2: jet ski because if that's the case, they really lived
- 6:10Speaker 2: up to their name. Or were they just calling I
- 6:12Speaker 2: don't know what they were calling the naughty boys. I
- 6:14Speaker 2: couldn't get to it. We'll figure it. Well, we'll catch
- 6:16Speaker 2: that on the back end next week. But let's go
- 6:19Speaker 2: through motor Yacht Bravado. Interesting. I like that it's called
- 6:26Speaker 2: the word bravo in the title.
- 6:29Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is a good call. I didn't put
- 6:33Speaker 1: that together.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Well, you gotta you gotta listen, you gotta learn, you
- 6:36Speaker 2: gotta pay attention. Emily. All right, it's fun to have
- 6:39Speaker 2: Sandy back. She she knows Spain, and she knows this doc.
- 6:45Speaker 2: She knows Barcelona, Barcelona like the back of her white capris.
- 6:50Speaker 2: She knows it. And so she's gonna have no problem docking,
- 6:55Speaker 2: thank god, because these guys clearly don't want to mess
- 6:59Speaker 2: that up, and they probably will. All right, So how
- 7:02Speaker 2: about the beginning when we see the reveal of Gail
- 7:06Speaker 2: being pregnant, So Nathan and Gail are expecting.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Yeah, now they are, I think when they originally cast
- 7:15Speaker 1: this season, I am surprised that Gail, because she wasn't
- 7:19Speaker 1: pregnant then, wasn't asked to be the boastin because she
- 7:22Speaker 1: was so competent, right, way more confident than he was.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Like from what we saw from that.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Season, right, Oh, I wonder hmm, that's really maybe she
- 7:38Speaker 2: was on another boat. Maybe she's on another boat that
- 7:40Speaker 2: that's probably what it is. I'm guessing. I don't know,
- 7:43Speaker 2: like a lot of you know, for example, Asia, she's
- 7:48Speaker 2: not doing boats in between anymore. You know, like she's
- 7:51Speaker 2: getting on this boat because it's a TV job and
- 7:55Speaker 2: she's like, oh, I can't walk, you know, she's like
- 7:58Speaker 2: very she hasn't done it in like a year probably,
- 8:01Speaker 2: so whereas other people who haven't even done below deck
- 8:05Speaker 2: for a very long time, they're they're taking the next job.
- 8:08Speaker 2: So it could have been that he was just available
- 8:12Speaker 2: and she wasn't, because I completely agree, it wouldn't have
- 8:14Speaker 2: made sense for him to be the boson. And like
- 8:17Speaker 2: you said, the flash forward would say that he didn't
- 8:22Speaker 2: even know right then that she that they were going
- 8:24Speaker 2: to be pregnant, and she must have been by the
- 8:27Speaker 2: time he got on there.
- 8:29Speaker 1: It sounds like it was an accident.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Yeah, it does, because they broke up and he's like,
- 8:35Speaker 2: I want to, you know, play the field. I'm young.
- 8:38Speaker 1: Unless it's like unless it sounds like she comes to
- 8:41Speaker 1: visit him on the boat, and maybe that's when it
- 8:43Speaker 1: happens because they they had that baby recently and are
- 8:50Speaker 1: and like after the season ended, so they must have
- 8:55Speaker 1: picked up cameras to get that right. I don't know.
- 9:01Speaker 2: They could have done that confessional anywhere. They could have
- 9:03Speaker 2: done it, yea, but yeah, so interesting. Uh wow, Yeah,
- 9:09Speaker 2: it was sad to hear, like, it was really cute
- 9:11Speaker 2: last season to see them walk off and be excited
- 9:13Speaker 2: to start this relationship. And then of course we hear
- 9:15Speaker 2: from Nathan that you know, long distance is very difficult,
- 9:19Speaker 2: and then he is the one that sort of just
- 9:21Speaker 2: like let it go.
- 9:23Speaker 1: It is a man's world, maybe when a girl like
- 9:27Speaker 1: Gail is not the one. I'm like, dude, you made
- 9:32Speaker 1: that decision. Holy shit, I.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Can't believe that gorgeous.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Like like insanely talented, like so I'm just yeah, I like, okay, all.
- 9:49Speaker 2: Right, hmm. Isn't that the way? And he didn't even
- 9:53Speaker 2: seem like that big of a douchebag.
- 9:56Speaker 1: No, that's what I mean. I'm just like, he's okay, right,
- 10:00Speaker 1: he's just okay. Yeah, Gail is like the closest we'll
- 10:06Speaker 1: get to an actual wonder woman, and he's like, I
- 10:09Speaker 1: want to fuck around.
- 10:11Speaker 2: I argue that I uh, i'd say, I am all right,
- 10:17Speaker 2: let's get into the season. What is the name of
- 10:20Speaker 2: the chef? I got everybody's name somehow it just passed
- 10:23Speaker 2: right by me, and then I didn't look back. It
- 10:27Speaker 2: Josh good, Josh Well. I like, of course that he's
- 10:30Speaker 2: Michelin Star. That's very important for Sandy to know off
- 10:33Speaker 2: the top of Michelin Star. Huh yeah, he's worked at
- 10:37Speaker 2: Michelin Star restaurants, is what I mean. And it's gonna
- 10:41Speaker 2: be great. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be it's
- 10:43Speaker 2: gonna be a great charter season already, just a pep
- 10:46Speaker 2: in her step. Shocking that Max the French guy is back.
- 10:51Speaker 2: This lackadaisical sloppy was always on the ropes, practically got
- 10:58Speaker 2: fired one to quit two weeks before the end of
- 11:02Speaker 2: the charter season. And he's back, and he's saying very
- 11:07Speaker 2: odd things that I don't know if it's just that
- 11:10Speaker 2: he's translating in them, translating them in the wrong way,
- 11:13Speaker 2: but I don't know, it's it's.
- 11:17Speaker 1: He's explaining the French Revolution and he's gonna basically not.
- 11:21Speaker 2: That that I had no problem with when he said
- 11:24Speaker 2: Kizzy is a visual dildo. Oh that is concerning, and when.
- 11:30Speaker 1: That wasn't about the French Revolution. This to me now.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, but he look, I would rather
- 11:41Speaker 2: be called anything else, anything else.
- 11:44Speaker 1: But that, Yeah, anything else.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Throw it at me, don't though, guys don't can't handle it. Yeah,
- 11:54Speaker 2: and then he's he's doing the OOHI you know, like
- 11:57Speaker 2: the French people they're like, oh, oh my god.
- 12:00Speaker 1: What between him and Solon? I mean, we are getting
- 12:05Speaker 1: these heightened versions of the French on these boats.
- 12:10Speaker 2: They're like cartoon characters like Peppi.
- 12:12Speaker 1: You know, she really was like Peppe.
- 12:18Speaker 2: Actually she was. She was, except the recipients were actually.
- 12:27Speaker 1: They were into it.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what the what's the word
- 12:31Speaker 2: when you agree?
- 12:32Speaker 1: Can?
- 12:32Speaker 2: They were consenting? Sorry, they were consenting. Whereas poor little
- 12:37Speaker 2: female skunk, yeah, shall remain nameless cat that was her name.
- 12:43Speaker 1: No, I mean it was wasn't it. It wasn't it
- 12:46Speaker 1: a cat? He was always like miable.
- 12:49Speaker 2: Oh I thought it was another skunk, but yeah, you're
- 12:51Speaker 2: probably right.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Yeah, she had the same black and white as well.
- 12:57Speaker 2: How about this. I was this years old when I
- 13:00Speaker 2: found out that the skunk was chasing a cat. So yeah,
- 13:09Speaker 2: so he's back the chef Josh. When he tells that
- 13:14Speaker 2: story about the angry chef who practically burned him, I
- 13:18Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that checks out.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Yes.
- 13:21Speaker 2: We talk about this every single time a new season starts.
- 13:25Speaker 2: I always say chefs are very disturbed. Most chefs are
- 13:30Speaker 2: very disturbed and angry. And this does not surprise me
- 13:32Speaker 2: one bit.
- 13:34Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. What surprised me is that he didn't
- 13:36Speaker 1: have scars, physical scars on his face. That's what surprised
- 13:41Speaker 1: me about that. I believe him because, as you say, chefs,
- 13:46Speaker 1: how do we say chefs are fucking batshit?
- 13:51Speaker 2: No offense to some of the chefs out there who aren't.
- 13:54Speaker 2: We know you aren't, but yes, and you probably know
- 13:57Speaker 2: that a lot are right.
- 13:59Speaker 1: It is wild, just that there is a group of
- 14:06Speaker 1: them that have acted such a way that we now
- 14:11Speaker 1: just associate the whole group with that kind of chef.
- 14:14Speaker 2: It's too bad. He did have a scar. It was
- 14:17Speaker 2: in the shape of a lightning bolt on his forehead
- 14:20Speaker 2: right below right here lines magical, Oh my gosh. And
- 14:27Speaker 2: then Asia, of course she's just coming in like a
- 14:30Speaker 2: water wolf.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Couldn't handle this.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I couldn't.
- 14:42Speaker 1: I can't come in cold onto a boat and have
- 14:45Speaker 1: that come in at me. I would just be like, Okay,
- 14:48Speaker 1: I kind of not that I wanted I got Kissy
- 14:51Speaker 1: at all whatever, Like she's got it, but I get
- 14:55Speaker 1: that she's got to like take her energy solow to
- 14:59Speaker 1: hang with Asia, do you know what I mean?
- 15:03Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta balance it out.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Yeah, but not to the point where you're just like, oh, cool,
- 15:09Speaker 1: your boyfriend died. Not to that level, but like that.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Thing was wild. So v who's the news too, She's
- 15:18Speaker 2: cuman her boyfriend with this him dying like eleven months
- 15:22Speaker 2: ago on her birthday. Well, here's the thing. She set
- 15:25Speaker 2: the tone. And I think her setting the tone with
- 15:29Speaker 2: like kind of laughing about it as something that she's
- 15:33Speaker 2: it's just you know, it's the way she's coping. And
- 15:37Speaker 2: you know, they were kind of yes ending her. Although
- 15:40Speaker 2: so I don't think if she was doing that that
- 15:42Speaker 2: Kissy would have been smiling. I don't know if she
- 15:44Speaker 2: would have got I would have hoped not been weir.
- 15:48Speaker 1: It was it was more that like she's just like,
- 15:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna go fully into not caring and making jokes
- 15:54Speaker 1: about this. And as much as I like dark humor,
- 15:58Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this feels off.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Like it's okay for her for V to joke about it.
- 16:04Speaker 2: You don't. You don't get to do that. I agree
- 16:07Speaker 2: with you.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I feel like V was just like trying
- 16:10Speaker 1: to not cry, but clearly it's top of mind for her.
- 16:14Speaker 1: It's like the first thing she says out of the
- 16:16Speaker 1: gate to explain, like who you.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Know it should It could have been Kizzy's like attempt
- 16:24Speaker 2: at trying to make her not cry, That's what I'm saying, Like,
- 16:27Speaker 2: I don't think it was right that she took that angle, okay,
- 16:30Speaker 2: but I think that may have been what it is
- 16:32Speaker 2: because she set that tone and then she could see
- 16:34Speaker 2: she was wavering, and so maybe she was just like, oh, well,
- 16:37Speaker 2: you know, I'm British, so I or maybe Asha called
- 16:39Speaker 2: that out, but I don't know. That's why I'm like,
- 16:42Speaker 2: if she wasn't joking about it, I really hope Kizzy
- 16:46Speaker 2: wouldn't have made a joke. That's what I'm really hoping Kissy.
- 16:51Speaker 1: The benefit of the doubt on that.
- 16:52Speaker 2: Yeah, what a I mean having a diving instructor drown
- 16:56Speaker 2: I mean that you know, yeah, well you know the
- 17:01Speaker 2: only good thing about that is he probably died doing
- 17:03Speaker 2: what he loved to do, and that's something to be said.
- 17:07Speaker 1: True.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well Christian who clearly doesn't know much
- 17:13Speaker 2: about anything yet he was a pilot. Now he's a
- 17:16Speaker 2: deckhand and he he doesn't know how to do a
- 17:20Speaker 2: knot and that jet ski went right off sailing away.
- 17:27Speaker 1: That that to me is unfor I would be like,
- 17:31Speaker 1: we need another deckhand if you don't know nuts.
- 17:34Speaker 2: That happened in another charter. I remember when like several
- 17:37Speaker 2: of them went floating away. Yes, and nobody was even around.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Yes, that was the Greek guy right that that got
- 17:47Speaker 1: kicked off the boat for like punching the cabinet.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Oh wow, that was him, that was real.
- 17:54Speaker 1: Thought so yeah, I thought so. But but yeah he
- 17:58Speaker 1: had I don't think there was an did he admit?
- 18:02Speaker 2: Yeah, the freak?
- 18:03Speaker 1: I didn't. No, I'm saying christ flat out admitted I
- 18:06Speaker 1: didn't tie it. Not right. I'm like, oh man, all right, dude,
- 18:10Speaker 1: go back it air.
- 18:11Speaker 2: At least he owned it. He owned it. Such a bummer.
- 18:16Speaker 2: Nathan and Tessa will the bosa and one of the
- 18:19Speaker 2: stews have food poisoning and they're stuck in the hotel.
- 18:23Speaker 2: That's horrific for anybody. And I love when Sandy was
- 18:28Speaker 2: trying to talk to Nathan and she's like, wow, hydrate, okay,
- 18:35Speaker 2: hydrate a lot, all right, just throw up and hydrate,
- 18:38Speaker 2: you know, just let it all run out. Okay, get
- 18:42Speaker 2: those electrolytes and then acause I can't leave the doc.
- 18:46Speaker 2: All right?
- 18:47Speaker 1: What did they both eat at that hotel? And then
- 18:50Speaker 1: I thought, oh, were they looking up at the hotel
- 18:53Speaker 1: and going to dinner, like sharing a meal together?
- 18:55Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean, well, I don't know. I don't
- 18:58Speaker 2: I don't think that's that wasn't the case, because there's
- 19:01Speaker 2: a fast and furious rule. It's neither one of those,
- 19:07Speaker 2: actually fous, Yeah, it's neither one of those. There's a
- 19:11Speaker 2: solid rule in place where nobody meets up before they
- 19:15Speaker 2: walk on that yacht, so everyone's surprised when they get there.
- 19:19Speaker 2: So for example, when Asia's like sees Nathan and she
- 19:22Speaker 2: didn't know he was going to be there, so they
- 19:24Speaker 2: cannot it's almost like Love Island or The Bachelor, where
- 19:28Speaker 2: you cannot communicate with that person before you arrive.
- 19:31Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So
- 19:35Speaker 1: they just randomly both got the same exact place.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Well, they're at the same hotel. I mean, they could
- 19:40Speaker 2: have been as simple as the water or the milk,
- 19:43Speaker 2: you know, in the coffee. I don't know.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you.
- 19:47Speaker 2: They said a lot of people at the hotel were
- 19:49Speaker 2: getting sick, so it had to have been something very broad. Yeah, okay,
- 19:55Speaker 2: Emily's getting.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Nine months? How many kids? Right?
- 20:03Speaker 2: Oh my god? We get the wrath of Sandy meeting,
- 20:07Speaker 2: you know, at the very beginning when she finally gets
- 20:09Speaker 2: everybody together and she's like, you're gonna face my raft.
- 20:13Speaker 2: All right, I know you guys can do it. I
- 20:15Speaker 2: believe in all of you, so it's not scary. But okay,
- 20:21Speaker 2: so we're at sea, and what is the most important
- 20:24Speaker 2: thing to get in the water. Let's all say it
- 20:27Speaker 2: together on the count of three, one two, three water toys?
- 20:32Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bitcoins. Three bitcoins in the fountain, each one
- 20:39Speaker 2: seeking happiness. Okay, well, yeah, so we have these. I
- 20:43Speaker 2: didn't even talk about the charter guests, all of them.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Douchebegs that necklace, that bitcoin necklace. There's weird kisses.
- 20:56Speaker 2: Those kisses, those kisses, those kisses, those are like young
- 21:02Speaker 2: lovers kisses.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Those are like what's his head? From this past season
- 21:07Speaker 1: of Love Island.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Remember, Oh yes, I do remember those are like I mean, look, no, Tea,
- 21:15Speaker 2: I mean, no, shade. I'm getting all my references wrong.
- 21:18Speaker 2: I'm like Teresa, when you're young and in love, sure,
- 21:26Speaker 2: go for it. They don't seem like they're that young.
- 21:29Speaker 2: He is not, and they're definitely not young.
- 21:33Speaker 1: No, and that is the other part of that.
- 21:36Speaker 2: But like, I haven't kissed Bret like that. I don't
- 21:40Speaker 2: even know if we ever have. It's possible, like when
- 21:42Speaker 2: we first were together, you know what I mean, Like
- 21:44Speaker 2: that is a cute thing that you can do. You
- 21:46Speaker 2: guys can do that.
- 21:47Speaker 1: You guys can be gun pecking on the lips. That
- 21:52Speaker 1: is so bonkers to me. I don't even understand it, but.
- 21:58Speaker 2: Like staccato kind of like yeah, I don't know, I
- 22:02Speaker 2: don't know. It wouldn't be that many, I suppose. If
- 22:05Speaker 2: we're really drilling down on this, I think it's just
- 22:07Speaker 2: like I could see like a one, two, three, I
- 22:10Speaker 2: could see like three times.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, I've been thinking about that.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Well, we have to do. We got to think about
- 22:17Speaker 2: the numbers, because you're saying that they were upwards of
- 22:20Speaker 2: what ten? Because I didn't see that.
- 22:23Speaker 1: Oh at least. And now, in fairness, they cut back
- 22:27Speaker 1: to it and they were still going, so maybe they
- 22:29Speaker 1: loved it.
- 22:30Speaker 2: But I didn't see the cutback. They cut back, yeah.
- 22:36Speaker 1: And so there must have been there had to be
- 22:39Speaker 1: like over ten.
- 22:41Speaker 2: All right, Well, look, I didn't see the cutback, so
- 22:43Speaker 2: I wasn't counting the way you were. If there was
- 22:47Speaker 2: a cutback, I have a feeling that was editing, but
- 22:51Speaker 2: who knows.
- 22:53Speaker 1: Well, if it was editing, it was only because they
- 22:55Speaker 1: had been. That is the way these people were kissing
- 22:58Speaker 1: multiple times.
- 22:59Speaker 2: They were counting their bitcoins and kisses. Yeah, what is
- 23:05Speaker 2: up with like him being I can get my money,
- 23:08Speaker 2: I can order money to be delivered to me ten
- 23:11Speaker 2: million dollars. I'm just like, dude, go go deliver, Go
- 23:16Speaker 2: get your money delivered, Go get it delivered. Then I
- 23:19Speaker 2: hate what are you doing here? And the she's like, god,
- 23:21Speaker 2: could you get me deliver crick water? And then if
- 23:26Speaker 2: that were me, I'd be like making a joke. You
- 23:28Speaker 2: can have that delivered to me if you want to know, seriously, seriously,
- 23:33Speaker 2: can you please have some money delivered to me? Why
- 23:36Speaker 2: would you say that?
- 23:37Speaker 1: Do not tip them? Well, after all that.
- 23:41Speaker 2: They're gonna tip in bitcoin. You know that, right, that's
- 23:44Speaker 2: gonna mean nothing. That's gonna mean it'll mean something.
- 23:47Speaker 1: It'll mean something. As long as it's bitcoin, it'll be great.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Don't don't do some dumb bullshit with these people.
- 23:55Speaker 2: But they can't do anything with the bitcoin. It'll just
- 23:58Speaker 2: sit somewhere and like a I.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Don't have the Vendeell it, grandma, you have a coin wallet. Hopefully, look,
- 24:09Speaker 1: hopefully they get ten million dollars delivered to the boat
- 24:12Speaker 1: and then they can give it cash. But oh win,
- 24:16Speaker 1: however they do it better be good.
- 24:19Speaker 2: Okay, So let's say I'm going to put you on
- 24:23Speaker 2: the spot here. Let's say they do tip in bitcoin
- 24:27Speaker 2: and each person would get what would be the equivalent
- 24:30Speaker 2: if you can do the math of fifteen hundred dollars
- 24:33Speaker 2: per person, what would that equal in bitcoin?
- 24:37Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's it's one bitcoin. I don't even
- 24:41Speaker 1: know what it is, right, It's over one hundred thousand
- 24:42Speaker 1: dollars right now, so I don't know. Oh. Oh, so
- 24:46Speaker 1: they'd have to split the coin into.
- 24:48Speaker 2: Like oh, got it.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Yeah, so it'd be like a fraction of Oh.
- 24:53Speaker 2: I can't deal with that bullshit. I'd be pissed. I'd
- 24:55Speaker 2: be like, take your bitcoins and shove them up your bitcoin.
- 25:00Speaker 1: You would get a coin wallet and they would they
- 25:05Speaker 1: would transfer a percentage of the bitcoin to you, and
- 25:08Speaker 1: then you would just cash it out and put it
- 25:10Speaker 1: in your bank account as cash. I'll do a video
- 25:14Speaker 1: on Patreon later on how to get bitcoin from the primary.
- 25:20Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds a good idea. All right, So the
- 25:23Speaker 2: water toys are not in the water. The bitcoys are flying,
- 25:28Speaker 2: and Sandy says to Nathan, She's like, you gotta be faster.
- 25:33Speaker 2: And he's like, oh no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And
- 25:35Speaker 2: she's like, hey, come here, I'll be sorry. All right,
- 25:39Speaker 2: you're learning. You're just a wee You're just a wee lad.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Get in my sea bosom. Come on, let me hold
- 25:45Speaker 2: you for a second. Let me tell you a story
- 25:48Speaker 2: about the first time I met a water toy. All Right,
- 25:55Speaker 2: it's good to have her back, Yeah, sure is it?
- 25:58Speaker 2: Sure is?
- 25:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 26:00Speaker 2: Slowing in control with that jet ski. That was some nasty,
- 26:04Speaker 2: little out of control jet ski. Okay, I think we've
- 26:07Speaker 2: wrapped up below deck med So why don't we move
- 26:10Speaker 2: on to the Real Housewives of London. I love this
- 26:13Speaker 2: show so much.
- 26:14Speaker 1: This is it too.
- 26:16Speaker 2: Okay, this is episode six, right, six correct? So seven
- 26:20Speaker 2: is already up. And I had to stop myself from
- 26:23Speaker 2: watching it last night because they come out on Mondays
- 26:26Speaker 2: for us, like Monday nights is when we would get them, right,
- 26:31Speaker 2: I mean it's Monday for them too, But I'm just
- 26:32Speaker 2: saying like, we don't get until later.
- 26:34Speaker 1: I think, yeah, well we get them. I guess at
- 26:40Speaker 1: midnight UK time, which whatever time zone that you're in, Amy's, Amy's,
- 26:45Speaker 1: You're feeling it.
- 26:46Speaker 2: Tell everybody, I'm yawning. They can't.
- 26:48Speaker 1: They can't see you got this?
- 26:50Speaker 2: See it. The people who are listening on the public
- 26:53Speaker 2: or they don't know.
- 26:54Speaker 1: They can feel it. They can feel it. And Amy
- 26:59Speaker 1: was up all night waiting for that London seven to.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Dry, and I didn't even watch it. I was a
- 27:06Speaker 2: good girl. I was a good girl.
- 27:07Speaker 1: I'm anyway, Wait, do you still think coming into this
- 27:16Speaker 1: we're back at that luncheon, Juliet's luncheon. The more I'm
- 27:21Speaker 1: watching it, the more I'm like, no, I feel like
- 27:23Speaker 1: this is pretty real.
- 27:24Speaker 2: It is. I agree, I agree with you, I agree,
- 27:27Speaker 2: I agree. I agree. So like last week, I thought, oh,
- 27:31Speaker 2: even if this isn't I thought, this is real no
- 27:34Speaker 2: matter what. But maybe they've already played it out with
- 27:36Speaker 2: each other and they're just bringing it up on the
- 27:38Speaker 2: show now And it didn't matter to me, but absolutely,
- 27:42Speaker 2: you know, we need time with these ladies. And as
- 27:44Speaker 2: we continued in Hyde Park for Juliet Juliette's posh picnic
- 27:53Speaker 2: and Juliet Angus, Juliet the American arrives and Amanda didn't
- 27:58Speaker 2: know that she was coming, and they in their little
- 28:01Speaker 2: fight about we were never best friends, and they were talking,
- 28:06Speaker 2: they were really calling each other out. So then we
- 28:09Speaker 2: already talked about that last week. But Juliet is telling,
- 28:15Speaker 2: you know, basically saying to the other Juliet, you know,
- 28:18Speaker 2: I can't believe this. I'm very upset. I mean, I
- 28:21Speaker 2: don't know what she's doing. I don't know who this is.
- 28:23Speaker 2: This is like a character. And when she was like
- 28:27Speaker 2: when she said I didn't know her daughter, and then
- 28:30Speaker 2: Juliet Angus was like she started to cry, you know,
- 28:34Speaker 2: and then did you notice how the other housewives were like, oh,
- 28:37Speaker 2: like trying to console her, and then she was like, no.
- 28:40Speaker 1: I mean really, no, I mean it's like I really,
- 28:43Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I was there.
- 28:44Speaker 2: She just like completely she just like railroaded them over
- 28:48Speaker 2: their empathetic responses. It was so annoying. I was like,
- 28:54Speaker 2: that's the kind of person she is, you know, like
- 28:57Speaker 2: she is somebody who wants to be heard so bad
- 29:01Speaker 2: that when there's a pause or someone's interjecting, they're not
- 29:06Speaker 2: quite done with their soliloquy. They can't have a you know,
- 29:10Speaker 2: a back and forth kind of like what I'm doing
- 29:12Speaker 2: right now to Emily and and so and so, I
- 29:16Speaker 2: wouldn't trying to say, is that you know what I mean?
- 29:22Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, you're saying that. USA. Juliet is like this, Yeah,
- 29:27Speaker 1: I feel that way with Panthea also, Oh well.
- 29:30Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's kind of a given. But it was
- 29:33Speaker 2: just surprising to hear or see Juliet be like that
- 29:36Speaker 2: much to like.
- 29:37Speaker 1: What we were kind of talking about with below Deck.
- 29:40Speaker 1: I felt like I thought maybe that was a defense thing,
- 29:44Speaker 1: like she she was like, oh shit, I'm if if
- 29:48Speaker 1: I get too much into the weeds on this, it's
- 29:50Speaker 1: really gonna really upset me and I won't be able
- 29:52Speaker 1: to control my emotions. I thought it was more of
- 29:55Speaker 1: just like a push away.
- 29:57Speaker 2: It was, but it was real aggressive, Okay, it was.
- 30:02Speaker 2: It was I'm trying to control my emotions but also
- 30:06Speaker 2: fucked straight off because I'm not done yet. It was both.
- 30:09Speaker 1: Emily, Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna be crying,
- 30:13Speaker 1: so here's a stick of dynamite in your face. And
- 30:16Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, it's actually no, it's actually no,
- 30:20Speaker 1: it's actually no, it's actually really sad.
- 30:25Speaker 2: My god, I know that's why we were trying to
- 30:27Speaker 2: comfort you. Lose cannon. So then this was so unexpected
- 30:34Speaker 2: to have that.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Little dumb a bit of a sage, bit.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Of a sage. Oh my god, the husband's bit of
- 30:46Speaker 2: excitement over the bit bit of excitement. God, I love
- 30:50Speaker 2: the Brits. Yeah, a bit of excitement after that happened.
- 30:54Speaker 2: I did not know that Panthea and Karen were gonna
- 30:57Speaker 2: go jugular, jugular.
- 31:01Speaker 1: Especially after their stroll on the beautiful like grounds last
- 31:07Speaker 1: week at the Pond and their makeup.
- 31:10Speaker 2: Panthea is unhinged. Panthea is absolutely insane.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Totally, and it does not help that everything good or
- 31:19Speaker 1: bad comes with a smirk. It's like this part is
- 31:25Speaker 1: like always just like it is.
- 31:28Speaker 2: It's like an evil Disney villain.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Yes, I don't know how she's gonna not do that.
- 31:35Speaker 1: But it is in fear. I mean, I was livid
- 31:39Speaker 1: for Karen.
- 31:40Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Karen was so genuinely upset she could
- 31:44Speaker 2: barely even put words together, and she was so shaken
- 31:48Speaker 2: that she was about to cry. I did not like that.
- 31:54Speaker 1: And to what end of Panthea like, to what end?
- 31:56Speaker 1: To what end you are saying her actions are the
- 32:01Speaker 1: West End to the west End? West End girls? She
- 32:08Speaker 1: is making Karen right by the second.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing that.
- 32:13Speaker 1: She's really upset about is that Karen said she's a narcissist,
- 32:17Speaker 1: right right, Isn't that at the heart of it? And
- 32:20Speaker 1: that she wouldn't let and Karen's like, you don't let
- 32:22Speaker 1: people talk. And then Panthea, out of nowhere, Hijackson's day
- 32:27Speaker 1: and makes it about her and screams at Karen. I'm
- 32:31Speaker 1: just like, well, Karen maybe wasn't correct, but I think
- 32:35Speaker 1: she is now.
- 32:38Speaker 2: And she's getting the names of the places wrong. Panthea
- 32:42Speaker 2: is saying the wrong places. Karen is simply trying to
- 32:47Speaker 2: correct her. Where she moved from, where she has a house,
- 32:52Speaker 2: where she lived, that she went from London. It doesn't matter.
- 32:58Speaker 2: The point is like Panthea has such an axe to
- 33:02Speaker 2: grind with her, and then she starts bringing stuff out
- 33:06Speaker 2: of nowhere with you, say you're worth four hundred and
- 33:09Speaker 2: fifty million dollars. Where's your husband? Your husband can't stand
- 33:15Speaker 2: you you yikes, Now we're bringing that husband into it.
- 33:22Speaker 1: I mean she's she Panthea is on a war path
- 33:27Speaker 1: right now for Karen. So she I will say this.
- 33:31Speaker 1: I don't know Panthea from a hole in the wall
- 33:34Speaker 1: because we've not we don't know any of these women yet.
- 33:37Speaker 1: But she must have some information that we don't know
- 33:41Speaker 1: yet to go this hard on Karen. Okay, or she's
- 33:48Speaker 1: fucking nuts. And that's why she had us go to
- 33:51Speaker 1: the doctor with her so the doctor could say on camera,
- 33:55Speaker 1: she's mentally unstable if she's going through a mena pause,
- 34:00Speaker 1: a wave of like hormonal issues, and she's not making
- 34:06Speaker 1: good decisions. So so Pantheon knows she's wrong, or else
- 34:10Speaker 1: we wouldn't have she wanted. She took us to the
- 34:13Speaker 1: doctor's office so that the doctor could say, you're not
- 34:16Speaker 1: responsible for your emotions right now. It's hormones.
- 34:20Speaker 2: But even though we all are like, but didn't the
- 34:22Speaker 2: doctor say you're not going through well, you're not going
- 34:26Speaker 2: through menopause. But she she did, I guess, say that
- 34:31Speaker 2: she's going through perimenopause, correct or did she say that?
- 34:35Speaker 1: The doctor said no, I don't think so, yeah, I'll
- 34:37Speaker 1: be right. Yeah.
- 34:38Speaker 2: So she's basically saying, it's not hormones. You're absolutely bonkas dolling. Yes,
- 34:46Speaker 2: you thought you're going to get to diagnosis here and
- 34:48Speaker 2: there's no excuse.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Yes. So in that way, I think Pantheon knows that
- 34:53Speaker 1: she fucks up, and she was really hoping to have
- 34:56Speaker 1: like a doctor's note for it, a doctor note, Yeah,
- 34:59Speaker 1: you're fine. Sorry, you're fine.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Right, you can act like a level headed person on
- 35:04Speaker 2: this show, all right, and.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Even ps perimenopause menopause, Like I'm also like, don't put
- 35:09Speaker 1: this shit on perimenopause menopause, Like.
- 35:11Speaker 2: No, it's true, though you do, it is true?
- 35:15Speaker 1: Sorry, okay. But also I think Panthea has I think
- 35:19Speaker 1: I haven't reached Panthea level at all, but I do
- 35:23Speaker 1: know that some mental challenges come with that. Okay, Then
- 35:29Speaker 1: I have a hunch Panthea then has been going through
- 35:33Speaker 1: perimenopause menopause for most of her life, right, because if
- 35:39Speaker 1: this is the baseline that thing's going.
- 35:42Speaker 2: On you're jealous of my husband, You're jealous of my life.
- 35:46Speaker 2: It's like you so basically, you're just you wrote down
- 35:50Speaker 2: a bunch of lines that housewives would say, and you
- 35:54Speaker 2: throw them in a hat. You shook it up and
- 35:57Speaker 2: under the table. You're just pulling them out. You're just
- 36:00Speaker 2: pulling them out and reading them, you know, because this
- 36:02Speaker 2: is not making any sense. Get a life, Get a life.
- 36:07Speaker 2: What how does she not have a life.
- 36:10Speaker 1: She's got like so much life, Karen.
- 36:14Speaker 2: She's got nine lives. She's a cat, she is a cat.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Get a life, get it, nine lives. Getting I'm trying
- 36:24Speaker 1: to Morris the cat. I was like, what is that
- 36:28Speaker 1: fucking nine lives cat? Is Moors? Remember?
- 36:32Speaker 2: Is that the same cat that Pepula pew was Jason?
- 36:34Speaker 1: Because, uh, Morris the cat from the nine lives commercial
- 36:39Speaker 1: and then you give me nine he had like they
- 36:41Speaker 1: tried to make him sound like Garfield but it was
- 36:44Speaker 1: nine lives.
- 36:45Speaker 2: But he's like, oh, nine lives.
- 36:47Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm glad you give me nine lives.
- 36:50Speaker 1: I'm glad I give you nine lives for the one
- 36:53Speaker 1: you've given me. Yeah, And that's to your point. That is, Karen,
- 36:58Speaker 1: that is Karen.
- 37:00Speaker 2: That is such a beautiful little jingle. Oh my god,
- 37:03Speaker 2: that is so sweet. Can you can you just sing
- 37:07Speaker 2: that again? Go ahead, I got a beat for you.
- 37:10Speaker 1: I'm glad I feed you nine lives for the one
- 37:16Speaker 1: you've given me.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Oh my god, like a housewife in the studio. You
- 37:26Speaker 2: nailed it. Oh my god.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna go fuck the guy for ninety eight degrees.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Keep the MIC's.
- 37:34Speaker 2: Open because I'm gonna have my mouth open. De disgusting, disgusting.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Karen's daughter is lovely, and I really felt awful that
- 37:48Speaker 2: both of her daughters were there, but the one that
- 37:50Speaker 2: came up and was like, she's insufferable, mother, let's go.
- 37:53Speaker 2: It's like I love her so much. Insufferable British gea.
- 38:04Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I would love to see all other daughters take.
- 38:11Speaker 2: She would they would be more like cocne though, like
- 38:14Speaker 2: they would be like, come on, she's insufferable. Oh she
- 38:21Speaker 2: was inferble. Oh he can get some fish and chips.
- 38:27Speaker 2: He's just ridiculous.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Mother, I'm pudding, she said, schole, mother. We need a
- 38:35Speaker 1: kind of chick is.
- 38:38Speaker 2: Just flip your tea cup, mother, It's just boloney. First
- 38:42Speaker 2: Ride Claus Boloney, what's my Narnia Minonnia, Narnia.
- 38:51Speaker 1: Millennia?
- 38:54Speaker 2: Like are we in Narnia? Which the words.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Getting a guget? Mother, come shufferble, get into closet, Nannia Molonnia.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to go. I got wait home on
- 39:09Speaker 2: I were I know you do an accident like Teresa.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Wait.
- 39:13Speaker 2: Uh that'sh right, Oh my god, that's good. I go
- 39:21Speaker 2: came on ge Yeah, we go a gay Chilie. I
- 39:25Speaker 2: can't do it.
- 39:26Speaker 1: It's so hard. You had it, No, you had it.
- 39:29Speaker 2: All right, I got I got some work to do.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Speaking of vocal things.
- 39:34Speaker 1: A sorry, go ahead, sorry, I stuff go ahead.
- 39:41Speaker 2: Uh. Juliette's vocal coach was also at this picnic.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Yeah, he sure was.
- 39:47Speaker 2: He He will get his moment again. That won't be
- 39:50Speaker 2: cut off, all right. We go to Juliette. As we
- 39:55Speaker 2: go to Juliet Angus's home, and I gotta tell you,
- 39:58Speaker 2: I got I gotta thing for Gregor. I do I
- 40:02Speaker 2: like that guy?
- 40:03Speaker 1: Oh really yeah?
- 40:04Speaker 2: I like him. I like his vibe. I like how
- 40:07Speaker 2: he's so chill. I like how he's just like okay,
- 40:11Speaker 2: and uh, you know he's just I like his vibe Okay,
- 40:16Speaker 2: that's great, thank you.
- 40:20Speaker 1: I like Juliet's interview look that is so great.
- 40:24Speaker 2: On her Yeah sastu, Yeah.
- 40:28Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite interview looks I've seen in
- 40:30Speaker 1: a while. I have to say, if you have everything
- 40:33Speaker 1: about it, Okay, I did have to You did tell
- 40:36Speaker 1: me that you called me really late last night to
- 40:38Speaker 1: say I had to say this.
- 40:40Speaker 2: I did.
- 40:41Speaker 1: I don't even agree with it, but I will say, Emily.
- 40:52Speaker 2: White, cool, you can't say how much will interview. I'm
- 41:01Speaker 2: more London to what I call you on London time
- 41:05Speaker 2: every night.
- 41:08Speaker 1: God, and he's like really into real houses London. We
- 41:12Speaker 1: have to record at four am. It's a am in London.
- 41:17Speaker 2: I mean yeah, it's eight pm in London. Sorry, Oh
- 41:19Speaker 2: all right, Moving on Juliet. She's a brand ambassador. She
- 41:25Speaker 2: I like how she well, she shaded Megan Markle and
- 41:29Speaker 2: was like, I've been here for fourteen years. That's longer
- 41:31Speaker 2: than Megan Markle lasted ooh snap. I mean yeah, I look,
- 41:38Speaker 2: it's a London It's a British joke and I'm here
- 41:40Speaker 2: for it. Don't care.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I don't know where to land on
- 41:44Speaker 1: the Megan mark Darling sea. I know you guys land
- 41:47Speaker 1: on it on Megan Markle. I was pretty hard to
- 41:50Speaker 1: Megan Markle for a long time.
- 41:52Speaker 2: I'm kind of like over the whole. I was over
- 41:55Speaker 2: it from the jump, but even now I'm over it.
- 41:59Speaker 2: She has a show, right, so like have a show. Enjoy.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care about any of that. I feel
- 42:04Speaker 1: like I feel like England always has to have a
- 42:08Speaker 1: villain in like their royalty, and I feel like it's
- 42:13Speaker 1: just on on Megan Markle now.
- 42:15Speaker 2: But yeah, absolutely, I absolutely agree.
- 42:18Speaker 1: And people make a lot of money off that. That's
- 42:20Speaker 1: the other reason I think that it has to happen,
- 42:23Speaker 1: Like press makes a ton of money. There's so much
- 42:25Speaker 1: clickbait over having a villain at that level.
- 42:27Speaker 2: So what a story? What a story? Thank you, Thank you, Amy,
- 42:32Speaker 2: You're welcome. When Gregor was being told about how you know,
- 42:37Speaker 2: Juliette saw Amanda, and that was interesting because like, as
- 42:45Speaker 2: far as I'm concerned, I thought it had been years
- 42:47Speaker 2: since they had talked. But she is basically saying and
- 42:51Speaker 2: I don't know who she said this to or how
- 42:53Speaker 2: we found it outstat Okay, she said it. She said
- 42:58Speaker 2: that they she saw her like eight months ago and
- 43:01Speaker 2: they were having dinner in notting Hill and they were fine,
- 43:06Speaker 2: So like, what is this? That's what kind of threw
- 43:10Speaker 2: me for a loop. I thought that they both hated
- 43:13Speaker 2: each other, and Juliet hated her because she sent her
- 43:16Speaker 2: that text message. So why was Juliette saying, well, I
- 43:19Speaker 2: thought we were fine? Well, how would you have been
- 43:21Speaker 2: fine if she sent you that text message? Wouldn't you
- 43:23Speaker 2: have a problem with her?
- 43:25Speaker 1: I My impression, based on like the mixing of Amanda
- 43:30Speaker 1: and USA Juliet's stories, is that, oh, they had a
- 43:35Speaker 1: really hard and fast friendship at the top of COVID
- 43:37Speaker 1: that took them into lockdown and they bonded way faster
- 43:40Speaker 1: than they ever normally would have. But then after like
- 43:43Speaker 1: it kind of settled, they weren't going.
- 43:45Speaker 2: To be h right, Yeah, but Amanda sent that text.
- 43:51Speaker 1: She made so many requests of USA Juliet, like, I
- 43:56Speaker 1: I love hearing those voice memos.
- 43:59Speaker 2: Bad was awesome. Talk about receipts. Amanda, all right, I'm
- 44:04Speaker 2: gonna need you to She reminded me of like the
- 44:08Speaker 2: boss from the office office, you know where he's like,
- 44:11Speaker 2: n Peter, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday.
- 44:14Speaker 2: It was like the version of is like, hello, Juliette,
- 44:18Speaker 2: I'm going to need you to come Sunday and do video,
- 44:22Speaker 2: and also can you get your grand me me to
- 44:26Speaker 2: be in it. I know she's dead, darling, but if
- 44:28Speaker 2: you could just dig her up and just put a
- 44:31Speaker 2: little bit of blush on her, that would be fabulous.
- 44:34Speaker 2: I'm also going to need you to draw some blood
- 44:39Speaker 2: and just show the people what blood type you are
- 44:42Speaker 2: so that they know that it's good for every blood type.
- 44:45Speaker 2: And like she chest was infuriatingly annoying with these requests.
- 44:52Speaker 2: If those were just two requests, I'm sure there were
- 44:54Speaker 2: a lot more.
- 44:55Speaker 1: And if those were not some kind of brand deal
- 44:59Speaker 1: that they had out, I'm giving Amanda a chance to
- 45:02Speaker 1: say I paid her for those like me. But that
- 45:06Speaker 1: is not the.
- 45:07Speaker 2: Vibe I think juliet would have said, because she's like,
- 45:10Speaker 2: I'll do favors for any of my friends.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:13Speaker 2: True, but I wonder if brand deal's being an influencer.
- 45:17Speaker 1: But here's what The only way Amanda could be correct
- 45:21Speaker 1: or I give her a pass is if Juliette's idea
- 45:24Speaker 1: of a favor is a huge discount, and so Amanda
- 45:28Speaker 1: did pay her, but it was at a big discounted
- 45:31Speaker 1: rate or something like a friend's rate or something like that,
- 45:34Speaker 1: to which I would be like, well, Juliet, don't do
- 45:37Speaker 1: a friend's rate like that. I would kind of have to.
- 45:40Speaker 1: But right now, the way it stands, I'm like, Amana,
- 45:42Speaker 1: are you fucking crazy?
- 45:44Speaker 2: I'll give you unlimited visits to my in apartment. Spaw,
- 45:53Speaker 2: what's come in the back door? I'm shimmying like she
- 45:57Speaker 2: got is by the way.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Yeah, once we got in there, like I what we
- 46:02Speaker 1: first saw it, I thought it was so cool, But
- 46:04Speaker 1: once we actually get in there, I'm like, this looks
- 46:06Speaker 1: like the storage closet at a clinic.
- 46:10Speaker 2: Like it's not yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 46:14Speaker 1: I don't know. I wanted it to look more magical
- 46:16Speaker 1: or something.
- 46:17Speaker 2: Well, once you had a person in there and you
- 46:20Speaker 2: could see the scale of like them laying there, and
- 46:23Speaker 2: then another person in there, and then another person in there,
- 46:26Speaker 2: You're like, there's not much room in here.
- 46:29Speaker 1: But it's also just like white particle board wall, you know,
- 46:33Speaker 1: like copboard.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Like I'm just like, very sterile.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Well, and I know it has to be. There was
- 46:38Speaker 1: just something about it that I'm like, so.
- 46:41Speaker 2: There was something about it. I can't I agree with you.
- 46:43Speaker 2: I can't one hundred percent articulate it, but it fell
- 46:46Speaker 2: off and it's not It wasn't the vibe. It's just
- 46:50Speaker 2: not the vibe.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Yeah. And like you're paying to, according to her, like
- 46:56Speaker 1: a ton of money to probably get the same thing
- 46:59Speaker 1: you would get it, like if you just went into
- 47:02Speaker 1: the city and had it done for a lot less.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Well, let's think about it. Would you rather, you know,
- 47:09Speaker 2: roll up in your car to somebody's house and have
- 47:15Speaker 2: parking right there, walk up someone's stairs and just go
- 47:19Speaker 2: privately and not have to deal with like city or
- 47:22Speaker 2: other customers or clients, and then be done with it
- 47:25Speaker 2: and then leave.
- 47:26Speaker 1: I get I don't. I wouldn't give two shits. If
- 47:29Speaker 1: it was a fraction of the price to go, I
- 47:31Speaker 1: will drive, you know me, I don't think it was.
- 47:33Speaker 1: I will drive. It was a fashion away.
- 47:35Speaker 2: I don't think she was getting a discount that lady.
- 47:38Speaker 2: It's a m say.
- 47:40Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I don't think it's worth the value.
- 47:42Speaker 1: It's not worth the price that you pay to go
- 47:44Speaker 1: sit in Amanda's house to have this shit done. I
- 47:47Speaker 1: would much rather pay a lot less and go into
- 47:49Speaker 1: the city and deal with parking or whatever.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Hm.
- 47:52Speaker 1: I was like, it can't be that good. And also
- 47:54Speaker 1: I'm like if I don't know, it just felt like
- 47:58Speaker 1: if shit goes south, like I wouldn't be in a facility.
- 48:01Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like.
- 48:02Speaker 2: If your botox goes wrong. I just have this sneaking
- 48:06Speaker 2: suspicion that that's Amanda's only VIP client that comes to
- 48:10Speaker 2: that room, you know, and it was only for this shoot.
- 48:15Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, now now we're making a good point.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Like I teak, Amanda gets her treatments there, and that's it.
- 48:21Speaker 2: Like she's a VIP client and this lady is and
- 48:24Speaker 2: that's it.
- 48:27Speaker 1: To quote Jeremy Karen's husband, right.
- 48:33Speaker 2: It's like, oh, Jeremy Karen's husband. I loved him. That
- 48:40Speaker 2: was great seeing that together and hearing him just delight
- 48:44Speaker 2: in how ridiculous it is to say that he doesn't
- 48:48Speaker 2: bear her.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Karen's like, she said, your husband can't stand you. Right,
- 48:56Speaker 1: I'm wrong, say wrong, Jeremy.
- 49:00Speaker 2: Oh, I see you wanted you wanted him to actually
- 49:03Speaker 2: say something. Yeah, that's a good point. He actually didn't disagree.
- 49:06Speaker 1: He was like agreeing with everything. Right, It could have
- 49:12Speaker 1: gone both ways.
- 49:15Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did like getting to know him.
- 49:20Speaker 2: He seems nice.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good to get there. I would god,
- 49:24Speaker 1: I know. Can I just take him minute to make
- 49:27Speaker 1: a note just to producers editors, Maybe because we're on
- 49:31Speaker 1: the heels of this Salt Lake City menu fake restaurant
- 49:34Speaker 1: is it? Isn't it frenzy that we've all been on
- 49:37Speaker 1: this week, this journey, but we had it again. And
- 49:39Speaker 1: also the watermelon with Eddie and Tamara in the last
- 49:42Speaker 1: oc If we are going to shoot at these tables
- 49:45Speaker 1: and in these restaurants, we need continuity because guess what
- 49:49Speaker 1: the viewers know the process of the way food is
- 49:52Speaker 1: eaten and when things are brought to the table, so
- 49:56Speaker 1: that Karen and Jeremy are sitting there having dessert, the
- 49:59Speaker 1: meal is over, and then we get the waiters bringing menus.
- 50:03Speaker 1: What menus are we bringing after dessert port Nope, liqueur
- 50:11Speaker 1: that came with the dessert. That came with the dessert menu. Anyway,
- 50:15Speaker 1: Cigar Cigarettes, feel free to edit all this. I have
- 50:21Speaker 1: been talking to myself entertainment.
- 50:24Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe we forgot to talk
- 50:26Speaker 2: about the clown that the chef is a clown on
- 50:28Speaker 2: below deck oops.
- 50:31Speaker 1: A memorable clown. We call him memorable clown.
- 50:35Speaker 2: We forget like somebody showed up in their actual confessional
- 50:41Speaker 2: as a clown.
- 50:42Speaker 1: And what these clown people do, that's what these clown
- 50:46Speaker 1: people do. That shit they do, clown school shits all.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Right. Now we have Amanda and Juliet. They go to
- 50:53Speaker 2: lunch and this restaurant that allows dogs inside. Okay, I'm sorry,
- 51:01Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not into that. You put your dog
- 51:05Speaker 2: on the table looking drinking from it.
- 51:07Speaker 1: No, I love my dog. I love my dog. No,
- 51:16Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not into it. Okay, I mean, like
- 51:19Speaker 1: if it was my dog, absolutely for sure.
- 51:22Speaker 2: But that's how we all feel. That's how we all feel,
- 51:25Speaker 2: right yep, and that's where we land. So like I
- 51:30Speaker 2: see outside, like I get it when you're outside and
- 51:34Speaker 2: you have the dogs there. Yeah, I'm that fine with that.
- 51:38Speaker 2: It's outside.
- 51:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care. There was something about like I mean,
- 51:44Speaker 1: and then I'm like, well, is it even fair to
- 51:47Speaker 1: the dog if your dog is so clean and you're
- 51:52Speaker 1: so confident you could put this dog on your on
- 51:54Speaker 1: the table. I'm like, what kind of life is that
- 51:56Speaker 1: for the dog?
- 51:58Speaker 2: Like, I don't know what kind of life is that
- 52:01Speaker 2: for the dog? You don't think a dog to be
- 52:03Speaker 2: near a table.
- 52:04Speaker 1: No, I'm saying if you are, like, my dog is
- 52:08Speaker 1: so sanitary that I can put it on this restaurant table,
- 52:12Speaker 1: Like what are you using it? Clean that dog with that?
- 52:16Speaker 1: You're gonna just it's you can eat off this dog.
- 52:20Speaker 2: He's one of my v IP clients and bring them
- 52:23Speaker 2: up privately up the stairs. TRT TRT trots up there.
- 52:29Speaker 1: I want the imna want people's feet on there.
- 52:34Speaker 2: I was just saying, you don't want people's feet on there.
- 52:37Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't put your feet on the table.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Now is a restaurant, Hi, thank you. If this restaurant
- 52:45Speaker 2: is specifically for people and their dogs, now that's a
- 52:50Speaker 2: different story.
- 52:51Speaker 1: It is specifically they have a dog.
- 52:54Speaker 2: Many Yeah, I know, but that could just be like
- 53:00Speaker 2: if regular people are going to go there without dogs,
- 53:02Speaker 2: is what I'm saying, then it's wrong. But if it's
- 53:07Speaker 2: just like everybody knows that it's called like it's called
- 53:11Speaker 2: like lads and leashes, you know, that's pretty good. Let's
- 53:18Speaker 2: just say it's called that, right, so it already says
- 53:21Speaker 2: it in the title, and it's like arrest it's a
- 53:23Speaker 2: beast stroph But you and you'll loved veryone, so we
- 53:27Speaker 2: all know going in that's what it's for.
- 53:30Speaker 1: I'm with you. But if it's just dog friendly.
- 53:34Speaker 2: Then we have this. It was too much, all right anyway.
- 53:37Speaker 2: I love the God, I love being there. The wood
- 53:39Speaker 2: paneling on the walls, just the tables, everything is just
- 53:42Speaker 2: so magnificent. Now this is where we get and we
- 53:47Speaker 2: got a little taste of it at that picnic at
- 53:52Speaker 2: Hyde Park, but this is where we get even more
- 53:55Speaker 2: so Amanda and her fuck around and find out personality.
- 54:00Speaker 2: She is there and no one really knows too much
- 54:04Speaker 2: about it, and she's letting her light shine and I
- 54:07Speaker 2: am very much here for it. And Juliet the British
- 54:11Speaker 2: Juliet was pretty shaken about it, and Amanda stood her
- 54:15Speaker 2: ground and I am loving this for the real Housewives
- 54:18Speaker 2: of London. Yeah, and you know, first we have all
- 54:23Speaker 2: this talk about dogs and dog magazine and you should
- 54:26Speaker 2: have your dog and this dog magazine with my dog
- 54:29Speaker 2: and my dog's a star of dog magazines. And then
- 54:32Speaker 2: Juliet's like, well, I didn't like how you annihilated, Juliet,
- 54:36Speaker 2: and you throw the first You threw the first punch
- 54:40Speaker 2: because you said you were never my friend, which she
- 54:42Speaker 2: was wrong because she actually said we were never best friends.
- 54:45Speaker 2: We got that throwback, and we also got the explanation
- 54:51Speaker 2: that they were. She didn't want to get into that
- 54:54Speaker 2: other friend, but she said, like we just dropped off
- 54:57Speaker 2: after the pandemic. But then she continued on and said
- 55:02Speaker 2: that Juliette showed her that she was very disloyal. And
- 55:05Speaker 2: let's also not forget that Juliet American. Juliet dropped some
- 55:11Speaker 2: little breadcrumbs, saying that Amanda said she didn't want to
- 55:15Speaker 2: be friends with this other person anymore for fear that
- 55:18Speaker 2: people would think that she's bisexual, because this person is bisexual,
- 55:25Speaker 2: so she didn't want to be associated with her. And
- 55:28Speaker 2: then Juliet the American goes on to also say they
- 55:32Speaker 2: were fighting like lovers, So she's kind of laying the
- 55:36Speaker 2: breadcrumbs out there that we should now be questioning her
- 55:40Speaker 2: sexual relationship with this other person, which is exactly apparently
- 55:44Speaker 2: what Amanda didn't want. But now Juliet is laying that
- 55:47Speaker 2: out for us, which is very shady.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think it's very shady on USA Juliette's part,
- 55:57Speaker 1: But I think, like, if you're gonna act like you
- 56:01Speaker 1: don't know USA Juliet, and you were not friends and
- 56:04Speaker 1: you don't have this history, then yeah, USA Juliet has
- 56:09Speaker 1: to start like laying down some facts as her motive,
- 56:12Speaker 1: like some motives.
- 56:13Speaker 2: That's right, Amanda saying like that there was a hate
- 56:17Speaker 2: campaign against her for six to eight months from this
- 56:20Speaker 2: other lady, and that Juliet knew that this other woman
- 56:24Speaker 2: was talking about her this whole time, but American Juliet
- 56:29Speaker 2: didn't tell her that this was going on, and so
- 56:32Speaker 2: that was disloyal. Amanda heard it from a stranger that
- 56:35Speaker 2: this person was talking about her, and so she's really
- 56:38Speaker 2: pissed about that.
- 56:42Speaker 1: If this is a if this is a month's long
- 56:45Speaker 1: hate campaign and she only heard it from one person,
- 56:50Speaker 1: I'm gonna say define month's long hate campaign.
- 56:54Speaker 2: Right, I mean did she did she She probably just
- 56:58Speaker 2: said we don't talk anymore. I mean, she probably said something,
- 57:01Speaker 2: but she probably said it to one person, probably that
- 57:03Speaker 2: one client that went up to Amanda's private spa. But
- 57:09Speaker 2: also Amanda was like pissed off a British Julia and
- 57:13Speaker 2: was like, no, you didn't have my back, No you
- 57:17Speaker 2: didn't you left me in any your picnic. And then
- 57:20Speaker 2: she's like no, I didn't. I came right over actually,
- 57:22Speaker 2: and then she's like, you're a terrible host. It's like,
- 57:26Speaker 2: holy shit, yeah, I got real personal f around and
- 57:30Speaker 2: find out she will go for it. She does not care.
- 57:33Speaker 2: She will leave them all dead behind her.
- 57:38Speaker 1: And be totally wrong. This is a perfect housewife.
- 57:43Speaker 2: It is for her to be like, you're a terrible host.
- 57:46Speaker 2: And then she goes, you chose you aside, so go off,
- 57:48Speaker 2: now go off. She just dismisses her. I was like,
- 57:53Speaker 2: I thought you guys were going to do dog magazines together. Geez,
- 57:57Speaker 2: this really went left it Lads Leashes?
- 58:01Speaker 1: Lord, the last is that Lads of Leashes? Yeah?
- 58:08Speaker 2: So wow wow wo wow wow wow great episode.
- 58:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
- 58:14Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely love it.
- 58:16Speaker 1: I think we're gonna we end at that Sketch restaurant.
- 58:19Speaker 1: The the that Nessian is it it's Australian? Is it UK?
- 58:26Speaker 1: Or Australian? Juliet or is her husband Australian.
- 58:29Speaker 2: Juliet's Australian and her husband's British. I don't know, Yeah,
- 58:34Speaker 2: any problem.
- 58:35Speaker 1: They're there and they're like, oh, the Americans like Sketch
- 58:40Speaker 1: and when my American friends are here, they want to
- 58:42Speaker 1: eat at sketch.
- 58:44Speaker 2: All right, yes I did, yes, Oh, all right, okay,
- 58:49Speaker 2: I guess we'll go there.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Got too. I'm sure that OC was like, we're going
- 58:55Speaker 1: to film a sketch. Sketch.
- 58:58Speaker 2: That's such a great name. Yeah, it's like the equivalent
- 59:03Speaker 2: of catch here.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it totally is. And it's been there for
- 59:10Speaker 1: twenty two years, so I guess yeah, it's an institution
- 59:14Speaker 1: at this point, I mean think anyway.
- 59:19Speaker 2: Anyway, that's ool, all right, darlings. Well you know I
- 59:24Speaker 2: can't wait to talk more about it episode seven next week.
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