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RHOBH Premiers, Ross Matthew’s Wedding with Sarah Colonna · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I'm here with our girl,
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Colonna, after a wonderful wedding weekend that we had
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  Speaker 2: together at the world-famous Ross Matthew and Dr. Wellington wedding
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  Speaker 2: this week's people. We're going to get into that in
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  Speaker 2: a minute. I just want to get to some of
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  Speaker 2: the latest Juicy Scoop topics, and then we'll do the
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop of our weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. So.
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  Speaker 2: Casey White is the criminal. I didn't realize he was
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  Speaker 2: only 38. Oh, yeah. Vicki White, no relation, even though
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  Speaker 2: they had the same last name, was the correctional officer.
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  Speaker 2: They fell in love. She helped him escape. And they've
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  Speaker 2: been on the run for, I don't know, about two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: She is now deceased. Yeah, she killed herself. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: just saw something. I just heard the 911 call that.
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  Speaker 2: That I believe might have been through like an OnStar, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, where the car, if it goes on impact,
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  Speaker 2: then it automatically calls OnStar, who then calls 911. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't sound like she killed herself in that.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, really?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Because I heard that, I thought she says, let's get
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  Speaker 6: out and run or something like that, right?
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  Speaker 2: Right. Well, that doesn't sound like something you do right
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  Speaker 2: before you kill yourself. I think she had her hand on...
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  Speaker 2: So that's why now there's a little controversy. Like, did
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  Speaker 2: she maybe accidentally shoot herself while holding the gun? Did
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  Speaker 2: he maybe do it? She definitely had a gun in
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  Speaker 2: her hand when the cops pulled her out. Right.
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  Speaker 4: They said her finger was like on the trigger.
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  Speaker 2: But it seems like a little bit like she was like,
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  Speaker 2: she says like, don't shoot. And then she's like, let's
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  Speaker 2: get out and run to.
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  Speaker 4: Him.
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  Speaker 2: And she also says, I knew we shouldn't have stayed
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  Speaker 2: at that hotel so long. Like... Because they kind of basically,
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  Speaker 2: people have analyzed their whole running thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So this is how they basically got caught, was this
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  Speaker 2: guy who did an interview for the local news. So
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  Speaker 2: he had a car wash, and he saw that someone
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  Speaker 2: just left this truck there, like behind his car wash.
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  Speaker 2: And like a day went by, and he's like, what
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  Speaker 2: the hell? So he goes, and he looks, and he
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  Speaker 2: sees that the windows are open, and this car has
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  Speaker 2: just been left there. And he's like, wow, that's really bizarre.
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  Speaker 2: So he calls the cops and the cops are like, well,
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  Speaker 2: there's nothing we can do. Right.
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  Speaker 4: They like blew it off. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's been left for 48 hours. Like we're not bothering
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  Speaker 2: to tell anything. So he's like, well, I want it towed.
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  Speaker 2: So he personally has it towed. And that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: then when they realized like the connection and I might
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  Speaker 2: be messing some, but they get their surveillance camera and
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  Speaker 2: they see Casey leaving the car. They got into another Cadillac.
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  Speaker 2: So they bought another car. They have all this money
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  Speaker 2: because she sold all of her property and everything for $ 95, 000.
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  Speaker 2: I know when I.
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  Speaker 6: Read that her house was worth like $ 270, 000 or something.
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  Speaker 6: Did the realtor in you just fucking lose it when
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  Speaker 6: you read that?
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  Speaker 2: Which person from Selling Sunset? Oh, work this deal. Whenever
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  Speaker 2: I see those signs that are just like, we'll pay
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  Speaker 2: cash for your home right now, I'm like, Slow down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, this is who you don't want to go with. Like, obviously. No.
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  Speaker 2: So she had to find someone that was, you know,
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  Speaker 2: all cash. Just like selling something. No contingencies. But $ 95, 000.
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  Speaker 2: So she... When they found the car, there was still
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  Speaker 2: like $ 27, 000 or $ 29, 000 in cash in the car. But...
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  Speaker 2: So they got... They first got that first truck that
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  Speaker 2: they left at the car wash. Then they got the
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  Speaker 2: Cadillac or something. That's the car that they crashed and
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  Speaker 2: she died in. But in between... They spent like six
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  Speaker 2: days at this hotel that neither of them had ID,
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  Speaker 2: but they'll still rent them a room or whatever. And
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  Speaker 2: so they paid up front for the week, which of
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  Speaker 2: course they're going to be like, sure, you know, how
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  Speaker 2: many people walk into those places not having an ID?
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  Speaker 2: Probably a lot. And basically people that were studying like
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  Speaker 2: going on the run with a criminal lover, they're like,
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  Speaker 2: you should not stay there. So many days in this hotel. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I know you wanted to get your fuck on, but, like,
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  Speaker 2: come on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Like, you got to keep moving. This is, like, love
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  Speaker 6: after lockup intense.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: You got to.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot mess around. No. Like, you can't. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: and don't. And then I think there was, like, talk
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  Speaker 2: that they went to a casino or something or they
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  Speaker 2: should have gone. I thought their time would be casinos.
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  Speaker 2: Getting to Mexico.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to get out of, you got to
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  Speaker 6: get away from, I mean, this is our advice for
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  Speaker 6: people that need to go, want to go on the
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  Speaker 6: run in the future. You got to, you can't stay
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  Speaker 6: in one place too long.
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  Speaker 4: Even I know that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, and then she had wigs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: In the car, which I also kind of love, like
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  Speaker 2: disguises and stuff. I think really what hurt this guy
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  Speaker 2: was his height.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, 6'9 is.
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  Speaker 6: That's a tall man. Yeah, that's hard to come in
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  Speaker 6: and just be like, oh, no, I'm not that. I'm
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  Speaker 6: not the guy on the run that's also 6'9. I'm
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  Speaker 6: just another 6'9 guy that looks 20 years older than
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  Speaker 6: I am and has a corrections officer wife.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, so what did you hear? He did refer to
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  Speaker 2: her as his wife, and it's not his wife. And honestly,
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  Speaker 2: I thought that was kind of sweet.
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  Speaker 5: It was.
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  Speaker 2: He may have killed her in the car that last minute,
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  Speaker 2: but I kind of feel like maybe he I feel
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  Speaker 2: like it was either suicide or accident, something.
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  Speaker 6: They said that he didn't show remorse that she was dead,
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  Speaker 6: but that he did say, yeah, like, check on my wife.
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  Speaker 4: She shot herself or something, right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Well, not a lot of remorse, I guess, no.
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  Speaker 6: No, and he's already killed a couple people. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: he probably blamed her for the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: So what did you hear on.
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  Speaker 6: The OnStar, whatever that is, tape, that sounded like she
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  Speaker 6: didn't do it herself?
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  Speaker 2: It just sounded like in the moment she wasn't in
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  Speaker 2: like that desperate of a situation like you're about to
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  Speaker 2: kill yourself. Right. She was like, oh, gosh, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I told you we shouldn't have done that. Let's get
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  Speaker 2: up and, you know, let's run. Like we should run.
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  Speaker 2: And then it was like that was it. And it
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  Speaker 2: just seemed very. Right.
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  Speaker 6: Because I just assumed when I read that she killed
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  Speaker 6: herself that she was like, I've screwed.
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  Speaker 4: My life up now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. Listen, I could say that, too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But would you go to jail forever? Like, wouldn't she
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  Speaker 6: have just gone– she didn't kill anyone. She helped someone escape,
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  Speaker 6: which is obviously not– Right, right. You know, it's frowned upon.
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  Speaker 6: But do you– how long would she have gone to
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  Speaker 6: jail if she hadn't– I mean, listen, she.
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  Speaker 2: Did screw up her life to an extent, but she
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  Speaker 2: was single for seven years. It's not like she left
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  Speaker 2: her loving husband and the entire family would hate her
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  Speaker 2: for it.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Then– He was– right, she's a widower, right? I thought
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  Speaker 4: she was divorced.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, she was– Not like she didn't screw someone over
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  Speaker 2: to be with this guy. Okay. And then remember the
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  Speaker 2: movie they made?
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  Speaker 4: Except the prison system.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Remember the movie they did with Patricia Arquette played
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  Speaker 2: the woman that was screwing both the guys? So I
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  Speaker 2: looked that up, and that girl only got like two years,
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  Speaker 2: and a movie was made about her. Like this could
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  Speaker 2: have been, and she had a husband.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Vicky could have hung in there.
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  Speaker 2: I wish she would have hung in there because I
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  Speaker 2: really wish I could have heard really what was going
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  Speaker 2: on and how he– and everything, how he wooed her
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. I mean I didn't realize that they were
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  Speaker 2: like practically 20 years apart. He looks a lot older
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  Speaker 2: than 38 and she looks younger than 56.
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  Speaker 4: She started giving him extra food on his plate and
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  Speaker 4: stuff I read. Really?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like he was getting special treatment at the prison.
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  Speaker 6: He would get like you an extra slice of ham
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  Speaker 6: or whatever on a sandwich and then people started– thinking
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  Speaker 6: that he was getting special treatment.
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  Speaker 2: I really want to talk to some people at the
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  Speaker 2: prison that knew something was up or not. Or did
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  Speaker 2: he ever confide in any other men? Probably not. He
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  Speaker 2: was probably smart enough not to.
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  Speaker 4: No, because he wanted to get out. Yeah, because he
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  Speaker 4: was like, this is my ticket out.
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  Speaker 2: But you and I have watched Love After Lockup.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we sure have.
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  Speaker 2: And had they gotten away, and how soon would she
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  Speaker 2: find out that he was cheating on her with some, like,
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  Speaker 2: waitress in Mexico or something?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, right away.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, that's, he, I don't, you can't trust this guy.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, he's already killed.
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  Speaker 2: He looks like the guy in The Office. What's his name?
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  Speaker 2: The one that married, the one in The Quiet Place?
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  Speaker 4: John Krasinski?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, doesn't he?
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  Speaker 6: He does, he can play him in the Lifetime movie.
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  Speaker 6: I want to play Vicki White, but I don't know
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  Speaker 6: if we look enough alike, but I can straighten my hair.
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  Speaker 2: I think we can straighten your hair. And I think
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  Speaker 2: the two of you could do this. I totally do. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: it's sad. Okay, so that's the end of that.
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  Speaker 6: They wrote a suicide quickly, by the way. That's the
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  Speaker 6: one thing that I thought was interesting.
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  Speaker 2: They said it right away, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I.
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  Speaker 6: Assumed, or self-inflicted gunshot wound. That's why I assumed that
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  Speaker 6: they knew something. But now I wonder if more is
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  Speaker 6: going to come out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was 11 days they were gone. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: in other news, other criminal news.
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  Speaker 5: Look at you.
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  Speaker 4: I know that girl.
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  Speaker 2: TMZ called me for a statement right when we got
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  Speaker 2: to Mexico.
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  Speaker 4: That's right. I was sitting next to you.
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  Speaker 2: And, again, they used just a hideous, ugly picture of me.
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  Speaker 4: That's not an ugly picture of you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? They always get, like, a mid-sentence. Like,
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  Speaker 2: they look through their footage of where they stopped me, like,
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  Speaker 2: on the street. And then they, like, freeze, like... And
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  Speaker 2: that's it. Like, it's never like a cute, like red
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  Speaker 2: carpet or nothing, or even like a cuter moment of
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  Speaker 2: me being talked, whatever.
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  Speaker 6: What if it was just a photo of you lying
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  Speaker 6: on the stage in Tempe? If it was just like, honestly,
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  Speaker 6: I would have preferred that than this.
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  Speaker 2: Like, let me tell you what I think.
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  Speaker 6: Um, anyway, I'll say though, we let, we got, we
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  Speaker 6: got to Mexico about the same time, right?
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  Speaker 4: And we were at the hotel at the same time.
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  Speaker 6: And immediately your phone was already blowing up with TMZ
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  Speaker 6: calling you.
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  Speaker 4: You can't go, you can't get away for a minute, girl.
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  Speaker 2: Checked into the hotel.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Walked out on our balcony, which we were at the
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  Speaker 2: hotel of the wedding, which is always the way I
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  Speaker 2: think to go. Even though they give you a couple
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  Speaker 2: other choices, I just think it makes life so easy.
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  Speaker 4: It was easy, and I loved that hotel. It was
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  Speaker 4: super fun, too.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: So it turned out good.
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  Speaker 2: What was the name? Almar?
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  Speaker 4: Almar.
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  Speaker 2: Almar in Puerto Verde. So I walk out, and I
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  Speaker 2: look down at this couple at the bar, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I'm 99% that's Sarah and her husband, John,
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  Speaker 2: or this is freaky. Freaky. So I was about to
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  Speaker 2: take a photo of the doppelgangers. I'm like, it's like
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  Speaker 2: the movie Us. I was like, this is fucking crazy
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  Speaker 2: if it's just another couple that likes to have a
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  Speaker 2: margarita the minute they get to the hotel. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, my God, it's Sarah John. So I
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  Speaker 2: call you down. I give my statement where basically, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you guys have heard, but the attacker,
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  Speaker 2: the person who attacked him in front of all the
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  Speaker 2: witnesses and had this makeshift, like, fake gun but with
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  Speaker 2: a knife on it, um attacked dave chappelle did not
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  Speaker 2: get felony charges.
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  Speaker 6: Okay so i'm so he had a gun or he
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  Speaker 6: did it because i keep hearing it's not a real
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  Speaker 6: gun okay but but they said he had a knife
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  Speaker 6: but it was folded like it wasn't uh like i
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  Speaker 6: i read yesterday that that's how they're defending the fact
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  Speaker 6: they're not charging with a felony because it wasn't unfolded
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  Speaker 6: so he had like a folded knife meaning it like
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  Speaker 6: wasn't pulled out or being used. I mean, this was
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  Speaker 6: in front of so many people, obviously. It's at the
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  Speaker 6: Hollywood Bowl, right? Like he can just run. And so
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  Speaker 6: there's obviously all the witnesses that you can imagine.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So here's a criminal defense attorney, how Shannon would defend
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  Speaker 2: him if they want to hire Shannon Goldstein. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know he was charged with only misdemeanors. Unfortunately, if he
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  Speaker 2: didn't have a prior felony conviction and there was no
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  Speaker 2: evidence of brandishing or actual assault with a deadly weapon,
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  Speaker 2: even though he may have had a weapon. There is
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  Speaker 2: probably insufficient evidence for a 245 slash assault with a
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  Speaker 2: deadly weapon as a felony. Although another DA from another
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  Speaker 2: city would maybe would have filed it as a felony
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  Speaker 2: and made the defense attorney fight for a misdemeanor. So
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  Speaker 2: she said he never really used the weapon on him.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If you would have stabbed him with that little knife.
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  Speaker 2: He knocked him down. That's battery. If he pulled the
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  Speaker 2: knife out and tried to use it and Chappelle got
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  Speaker 2: hurt or could have seriously been hurt with the deadly weapon, well,
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  Speaker 2: then that's a 245. But even that can be charged
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  Speaker 2: as either a felony or a misdemeanor. Day is only
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: charging him with the intent to commit. Right.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I would, I guess they were getting really
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  Speaker 6: defensive about not charging with a felony. And he was like,
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  Speaker 6: we can't make up crimes. Like this is what it
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  Speaker 6: is under here. Like It wasn't brandished or whatever. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: your sister said it much more.
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  Speaker 4: Intelligently than me rambling over here.
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  Speaker 6: But I thought that was interesting because I didn't know
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  Speaker 6: that because you just also– but at the same time,
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  Speaker 6: I think the problem is people are like, well, are
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  Speaker 6: people just going to keep doing this now and just
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  Speaker 6: get a slap on the wrist?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I would think as– when I am the DA,
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  Speaker 2: I would say– Are you running? Yeah. I didn't know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The knife is on him, and just because he was
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  Speaker 2: unsuccessful in using it.
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  Speaker 4: Right, isn't it attempted something?
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  Speaker 2: That's where I always think it's so weird. That, like,
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  Speaker 2: I always think, shouldn't attempted murder get as much as murder? Like,
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  Speaker 2: just because you're unsuccessful... Like, say someone stabbed you 50 times,
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  Speaker 2: but you lived, okay? Right. The intention was to kill you.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Shouldn't you... Like, it's always like, well... were attempted murder,
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  Speaker 2: which is always going to be.
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  Speaker 4: A lesser charge than murder. No, no, no. If he
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  Speaker 4: wanted to kill her, he would have stabbed her 51 times.
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  Speaker 2: Right, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: 50 is just, you know, mad. Just mad.
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  Speaker 2: That would always be the thing. Just because you were unsuccessful.
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  Speaker 2: But then, I don't know. And then, of course, in
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  Speaker 2: the same article, Michael Yeo was like, oh, he's a
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  Speaker 2: comedian friend of ours. Well, he was a TV host.
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  Speaker 2: Then he became a comedian. But anyway, he's like, Well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Dave Chappelle's posse took care of him, so no,
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  Speaker 2: I think it's fine that he wasn't charged.
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  Speaker 6: Well, the posse did take care of him, and that's great,
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: but we don't all have that kind of security. And
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: I'm glad he does, and I'm glad he did, because
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: the balls it took for someone to leap across, first
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: of all, the Hollywood Bowl, the stage, it's not like
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: at foot level. This person had to have been very
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: acrobatic to get up there.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: There was a leap involved or something. You can't... How
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: do you crawl up that stage? I mean, I've been.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: You know, it's like usually like level at your head
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: or something. You're standing alone.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: So this person was crafty in getting up there and
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: ballsy in front of all the people in that audience.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: So that's pretty... Like, that's bold to me.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: That means, like, you're.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. Like, it was obviously planned and intended. And,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the other thing, like, that I said.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: You know, normally with, when we're at regular comedy clubs,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: you and I as females. And I also think Michael Yeo, like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: that comment just tells me you absolutely are living in
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: a man's larger body. You are in a larger human
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: body than you or me. And that he has lived
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: his life. Michael Yeo is, like, 6'2, or whatever he is. He's,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: He's not 6'9, like Casey White. He's not 6'9.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: But when you're a man of a certain stature, you're, like,
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: probably that size since you were 13. And so your
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: world view and your world perspective is going to be
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: forever different than a smaller person or a marginal person
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: or a female. Like, we're always going to be, like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: in a different state of mind.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: About protecting ourselves. Yeah, like if somebody came jumping on stage,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: one of us... Yeah, we're always going to be.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: In a different state of mind. And so... And I
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: also think when people think of comedians, they always naturally
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: imagine a man in their head. Like if I say
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: a truck driver, what's in your head right now? It's
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: probably a man. Unfortunately, I think when people hear comedian,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: they think of a man on stage. And so I
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: think they just think, oh, he would be able to
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: handle it or whatever.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Are you going to hire Chris Frangiola as your personal
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: security from here on out so that if something like
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: this happens to you? I do think Chris would tackle somebody,
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: but I don't know if he'd be successful. He'd try
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: to tackle someone in your honor.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I think he'd be like, what do you want me
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: to do? Right, yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I just got this shirt. I didn't want to get
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: any blood on it, whatever.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Or sometimes he wears fancier shoes on stage. Sometimes he
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: actually wears maybe something that might slip or slide.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Right, and he doesn't want to slip and hurt himself.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, obviously the point is, you know, and
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: we don't travel with a bunch of people regardless, you know.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: And also when I do have a feature, that person
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: isn't backstage like taking notes on how great my act
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: is going. They're in the green room like ordering their
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: chicken wings. Yes. So, yeah, they're like, I don't need
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: to see this bitch's act again.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: No.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Certainly not hanging out backstage.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Waiting for someone to attack her.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: Especially when you get the younger guys that open for
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: you on the road and they're like, they could.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Give a fuck. They're not paying any attention.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: They're laid back up against the improv wall with their
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: foot on the wall doing that.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: They're not.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: They could barely stand up to do stand-up, let alone
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: tackle somebody for you.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Anyway, apparently Dave Chappelle is not pleased.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: That's what I read.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: That he wasn't. Now, I want to know... I guess,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: is he out? That I don't know. Is he, like, out,
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: this guy? Or is he still, like, waiting to make
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: an appearance? We'll have her look up, Annie. But I'm
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: not sure.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I thought was interesting, that Dave Chappelle,
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: who was the one that he came after, whose security
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: stopped him, who knows that he's well-protected, actually still wants
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: this guy charged with it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like, he's not like, oh,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: it's fine, I'm okay. Yeah, that's good.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, this was interesting. The security company... This is according
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: to Puppety Latest. They have a great Instagram account with
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: lots of articles. But according to this, it says, the
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: security company that failed to stop Dave Chappelle's stage attacker
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: was the same that worked at Astroworld. Oh, good.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: So they're having a good moment.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I don't know if it's called Contemporary Services Corporation.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if you're looking for security, but.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: Don't hire them, maybe?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. You make your own decision. I don't
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: need the security company coming to sue me.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: They might need an overhaul.
• 19:52
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• 19:55
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• 20:32
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  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
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  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
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• 21:08
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• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Are you up on all of this? I am for
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: a lot of it.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: I'm confused by plenty, mostly because it's just confusing.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Well, right now they're off this week.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Okay. She testified last week, right?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: She did two or three days of testimony last week.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: He's finished his time on the stand. his side has taken,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: you know, now it's her side to tell the story.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: And they're not on this week, which I'm kind of
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: happy that the judge had some prior engagement and they
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: already knew they were going to get a week off,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: like a hiatus, because it is just so much. But
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: let me tell you, so Johnny Depp got offered a
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: big screen movie. So I'm not surprised about that. I
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: knew the career would start to come back, probably never
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: to the level as it was. But he's got so
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: many fans in this thing. People are just loving every
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: moment of watching him like be a delight, you know, chuckle,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: have a little candy. I mean, people are just like
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: hanging on every little word.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: What did he get hired to do? What's the movie?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: This just says, I don't know the movie, but it's
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: some big movie in the works. I'm not sure what
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: it is. I don't know if it's like a pirate
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: thing or anything, but I mean, I never even saw
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: any of those movies. I'm like, do I need to
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: watch it now? Was he really that charming? Captain Jack Sparrow?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: He was really good in them, but I feel like
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I saw one. Yeah. I don't know.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: That's not my really style of movie to go see,
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: but I enjoyed it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I loved The Ride at Disneyland, and I
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: liked that they were dirty and chasing women.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I was going to say.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I was like five and thought it was hot.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Like I remember being like.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Well, that's weird.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I know it is weird. It is weird. It is
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: totally weird.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: If you go through now, you're like, oh, that's so weird.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: They have like got a man with like a empty
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: rum bottle in his hand.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: And then just a woman like that.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, they changed that about 10 years ago.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: To where she's chasing him.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: She's chasing him. But they made her like a larger
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: woman chasing him. I thought that was rude. Like she's
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: still in a bridal outfit, but she's like, cause first it's,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: it used to be like brides for sale. They changed that.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: And then it was a guy chasing a woman. And then,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: and now it's a woman chasing a man.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: But she's, but they've, but she's pumped her up a
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: little bit.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: They didn't think that other lady could.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's still, it's still rude.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: It's still rude.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But like, I still like love it, you know?
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: It's fun.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, if you don't think it's hot. Yeah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: A little bit hot. So I get it.
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: But so I always thought it was funny because I
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: didn't put together, you know, I mean, whatever it's, it's
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: been there for so long. Like I never thought of
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: it as like, oh, that's, he's about to, you know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: attack her or something. I just thought it was like
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: a dumb, funny. And, but, uh, I don't think I
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: ever thought it was hot in particular.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Also, I was like, one day I'll be rich enough.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: To eat at the restaurant that you go by.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: At the Disneyland.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Have you?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: You know what? I've had connections where if I insisted
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: on it with enough planning, I guess I could have
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: gotten a reservation. It's more about getting a reservation. But
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I've kind of heard it's not that great.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: It doesn't look great.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're like musky. It's like musky and people
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: going by. But as you're going by, it looks so cool.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Like you're in the bayou and it's at night.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: And, you know, it feels like it's night because you're
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: under the thing. But no, never have. So I don't know.
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: I bet they don't have great service.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like next time I go, I should just
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: I would go with you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I would just to say, like, here's my bucket list. Okay.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Speaking of this whole story.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: So these are the things that have come out just
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: to update you. So she's on there. Okay. I really feel,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: and I've said this before, I want to get my
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: prediction out again. Okay. I think the jury's going to
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: come back and just say... Neither side gets any money. Right.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: Because otherwise they're going to have to think that everything
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: she says on the stand is a lie. And though
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I think she's not telling all the truth and I
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: think she might have written some history, it's hard to,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I mean. It seems like they both did some, yeah. Like,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, he is a loser and there were fights
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: and like, yes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: I believe him about her throwing the bottle. Like I
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: believe that.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: And there was weird moments.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Like I kept seeing clips and I don't know if
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: someone's editing these or what, but weird moments of her
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: like looking, you know, kind of smiling and then realizing
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: the camera's looking.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: At her and like making her face really sad.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: There's definitely stuff where they've showed videos because I'm like
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: obsessed with all the TikTok people doing their own like
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: investigative work. And there'll be her act, the way she
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: talks when she's just like normal and then on the stand.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: But then in her defense... Being on the stand and
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: being in court is extremely nerve-wracking. You're not going to
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: be acting the same as you would be at lunch. Like,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: it's terrifying. And, like, you're facing a $ 50 million lawsuit.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: And chances are his career might come back a little bit.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Her career, I think, is really done.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: But didn't she just star in something big? Like, doesn't
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: she have a.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Big— Aquaman, but they cut her part down a lot.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, they did.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. She chose to shit on a bed.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: She did. She made that decision.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: She made her bed and now she's going to fucking
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: have to lie in it. Like you, I cannot get
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: past the fact that she did a deliberate dump.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: First of all, deliberate dump is like a really, I
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: don't know why. I just really enjoy that. I want
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: it to be the name of something. But yeah, forever
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: that's associated with you. So if somebody wants to hire you,
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: they're like, oh, should we, you know, have new sheets
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: every night in the hotel.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Room for you?
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: Because we know you like to poo-poo in the bed.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Right. Terrible thing to be associated with. Right. And then
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: you're like, look, we're going to hire Amber Turd for this.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh, my God, you know, this
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: is a heist movie. The Internet memes that will be done.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Like if she's in a movie three years from now,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: that's like a poster of whatever the movie is. Let's
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: say it's two girls robbing a bank. People are going
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: to make a meme that's going to involve.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: A little thing of poo-poo right behind the bank. Yes.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Always. Taking a turn. Like, just all about. And
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the thing is, is that, like, I mean, it's hard
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: when you have to pee. Like, when you're drunk and
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: you're with your girlfriends and you're just like, I have
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: to pee. And someone's just like, just get out or
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: go around the car or whatever. Or, you know, you're
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: trying to. And it's like that stage fright and everything.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: The whole taking a dump, and remember we were obsessed
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: with the fact that there was like a surveillance camera
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: of a girl that would go take a dump every morning,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: like in an alleyway, and she looked like a pretty
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: cute girl. She'd pull down her lululeans and take a dump.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: And we were all convinced that she must be spending
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: the night at her boyfriend's house and not want to
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: take a dump at her boyfriend's house.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: This is the opposite. This is like wanting to take
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: it in the bed.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like– I mean also like I don't think I
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: have the ability to turn on my poo or not
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: if I'm not sitting on a toilet. I've never taken
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: a dump anywhere but a toilet.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Well, first of all, neither have I and I would
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: hope that most people can say that about themselves.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: But yeah, if you don't– it's like I grew up
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: in Arkansas. I mean I was at– I went camping, OK?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: There were times that I was told, not told, but
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: friends would be like, oh, you just go do your
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: business in.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: The woods or whatever. You bury it or whatever.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: I guess you bury it like a cat, but I'm like,
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: I can't, I can't go anywhere except like, yeah, like
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: a toilet. So, so did she hunch on the bed?
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Like I had so many thoughts about it and like,
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: how did it get there? Or did she go do
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: it like normal and then take it and put it
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: on the bed?
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I think she just squatted right on the bed. I mean,
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: good on her. She's got a healthy colon.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I think people believe. There's been a lot of reenactments,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: both done animation actors. I've seen like five different animations
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: of where he was there, where he wasn't there. She
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: covered it. Who knows what? But, I mean, that alone... And.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: Forever you'll be the person that Johnny Depp had to say,
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: I know for sure that wasn't my dog's poo because
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: they're tiny.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: And this was.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: And the maids had to speak on it. Like I
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: was– imagine being called in a deposition to talk about–
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: A dump position? A dump position, yeah. And also just
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: how awful like that you would do that to a
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: housekeeper too. Like not only are you screwing over him,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: you're screwing over the girl who now has to take
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: that sheet or I mean hopefully she threw it away.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: But like still– I would have just.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Burned the house down and been like I can't clean today.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Start over.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Just fucking start over with a new home. Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Because I cannot– But that's a good point. That's the
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: person that really suffered the most. It's like you have
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: a housekeeper who is just doing their job and now, oh,
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: I have to clean up. Because I'm sure celebrity housekeepers,
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: especially ones that partied, have seen a lot come in
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: and seen drugs and booze and all this. But if
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: I walked in and saw that someone intentionally left a
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: shit in the bed– I don't know that.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going out on the limb of the, you know,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: here's the thing. This is all theory talk. You know,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: the ability to be able to shit on a dime,
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: take a dump on a dime.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: I've always been obsessed with these girls that go to
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Dubai and go on yachts and stuff to be with
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: these princes and they get all this money and everything.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: And part of the sick rumors are that guys want
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: them to take a dump on them.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, like on their chest?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, in which then you'd have to train your body
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: and be able to do that. So I don't know
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: what her history was, but I think that also doesn't
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: look great for her reputation.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: No.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: And I guess to this day she's still denying it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's denying it still or if
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: she– I.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Feel like she hasn't– No, because she said– oh, maybe
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: it was the security because the security said that she told.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Him it was a practical joke gone very wrong.
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, no, that wasn't– There was no other
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: way for it to go but wrong when you decided
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: to take a squat and a poo.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: In a bed. It was never going to go right.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Practical joke is going to Spencer's craft store that does
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: not longer exist and you would buy a little prop poo.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: You're in the movie industry.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a practical joke.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: You could buy a prop poo. Yeah. Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Making one on your own.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: With your own innards is not a practical joke. It's
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: just fucking nasty.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: OK, another juicy thing that happened is she's talking about
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: that there was an incident where she was afraid that
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: he might also attack her sister. And there were stairs.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: And she's like, and then I remembered about Kate Moss
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: in the stairs. And at that point, his his lawyers
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: looked at each other and were like high fiving. And
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: in a nutshell, it's because they wanted to bring Kate
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Moss as a character witness on the stand for Johnny Jones.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: And the judge at that time was like, her testimony
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: is not relevant. She didn't witness anything. Just the fact
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: that she used to be his girlfriend is not enough. Well,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: now that she, Amber, brought up Kate Moss, the thought
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: is that they will now be able to make an
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: argument to bring Kate Moss into this trial and speak
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: on this supposed staircase incident, which is the story is
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: she heard and brought up, Amber heard it, that he had...
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: done something physical with Kate Moss down the stairs and
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: when she's denied and she's never admitted to it or anything.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: So now if she was to be on the stand
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: under oath and say, no, that never happened, that's also
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: going to make Amber Heard look like a liar too.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah. I saw that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: Do you feel like her lawyers are just like, can
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: you not ever, I mean, that's like a big fuck up.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: It sounds like, right.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: The fact that she said something that can now bring
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: something into the case that she They wanted to be
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: able to leave out, and then she opened the door.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Right, but I think that she's... Yeah, she's not... I mean,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: that's the other thing. People have analyzed her stories. They say, like,
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: her stories are, like, big chunks missing. And when she
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: was talking about this other incident where the first time
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: he allegedly hit her, she's like, I was on... We
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: were sitting on the edge of the couch, and then
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: I was... And I was on the floor, and I
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: was looking at the carpet and how dirty the carpet was. And, like,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: she never says, like, how... It's just very, like her
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: stuff is very hard to follow. And you would have
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: thought if this was really going to be the performance
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: of a lifetime.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: It would be a little easier to follow.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Or a little more rehearsed.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: I also don't believe someone that shit in a bed
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: is that worried about a dirty carpet.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Did you see that part?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: She went on and on about it. But then other
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: people said, because I'm a really big devil advocate on
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: both sides. Other people said that weird core memory of
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: remembering something like that after a being hit for the
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: first time or being so blown away that you were
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: hit by the person you love and focusing on something like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: why is this carpet so dirty? That's actually a normal reaction.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I believe that. I mean, I do believe that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: And I have like, like a friend of mine who's
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: been through something traumatic. Like when she talks about it,
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: it's almost impossible to follow the story.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: Because it's like the emotion or something gets in or
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: your mind maybe starts protecting itself.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Right, and in a traumatic thing, someone's like, well, how
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: do you remember those details? Well, because that day of
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: trauma was not like every other day. So I'm going
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: to remember this traumatic thing in greater detail than last
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Tuesday where I got coffee.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: You know, so it's like.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: I bet Johnny Depp wishes he could forget that traumatic
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: poo that he woke up and stared next to.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I think the poo was that they told him the
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: poo was there, and then they took a photo. I
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: don't know that he ever, like... I think it was.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: In the bed with him, I thought.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: You know, there's been so many different stories about the turds.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: She left it for.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Him to find and then she covered.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: It up with the blanket.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she left it for him to find so he'd
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: crawl into bed.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's still gross, but I thought, yeah, for
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: some reason I thought he woke up and like rolled
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: over and there was like poo in his face, which is.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Like so much worse.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I think in everybody hearing bits and pieces, I think
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: that's what people have thought and I think people have,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: they like imagine her like jumping on the bed and
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: like doing it while he's like closed his eyes with
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: like a sleep mask on. Like, I think we've like,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: but I think it really was that she left it
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: there for him. And then we don't know if a,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: she moved it or whatever, or did she take, or
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: was it dog poo that she moved and stuck there?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I just, I just remembered. I did have a, just,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I did have something similar happened to me. Okay. I
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: was at a slumber party with no offense to public
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: school girls, but it was, it was, A lot of
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: public school girls and me, okay?
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: I'm a public school girl.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: And I would never do whatever you're about to tell
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: me happened to you. I would never have done it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: I can tell you that right now.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Anyway, throughout the night, I guess these girls just didn't
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: like me. They thought I was like a snobby bitch.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what. But I felt like very much
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: an outsider. And I went to bed early. You know,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: you never want to be the first one to go
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: to bed early at a slumber party. And we all
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: had sleeping bags.
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: And we didn't have a cat, so I didn't know what, like,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: cat shit looked like or kitty litter or anything. But
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: they did take the shit from the kitty litter, and
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: they put it, like, in your, yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, why didn't they just, like, freeze your bra or something?
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: That used to be. I was eight.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I was definitely not wearing a bra.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're something.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: There's no need. That's not very nice.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Well, I have a dramatic story, too.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: That girl was Amber Turd.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, her name was Amber Turd.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I was swimming in a lake once.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: And this was in Arkansas. It was Lake Weddington.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: And I came up out of the water and a
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: big human turd floated right by my face.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: And I haven't been in a lake since.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: How old are you?
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: I was like 10 or something.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: It was like summer swimming time.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: And it was much like Johnny Depp testifying about the
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: size that Amber– It must have been human.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: I was like, that was a human one.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: And so someone was able to, maybe she was in
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: that lake before because somebody was able to let loose
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: in a lake.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: And that seems difficult to me to do. It's, it's crazy.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Also, she gave him a knife that says till death
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: do us or until death. And you know, the whole,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: like the, just anybody that gives like till death and,
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: and knives and sharing each other blood. I'm not into it. Now,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: this was interesting. Now this is from a Tik TOK.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Cafe Conron, that apparently she had the bruise on her
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: cheek from May 27th of 2016. And then on May 28th,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: there's a paparazzi photo of the same cheek. And she's
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: with a girlfriend and there is no bruise. But I
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: don't know that this is totally true. I know that.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: The TikTok investigators need to like.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: The other TikTok investigator is Bovin Joe... believes that there's
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: a fan that was on taking photos of Johnny Depp,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: this woman, who looks just like Amber's attorney now.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Oh my God. Wait, that is hilarious.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: She looks just like her.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I know, it's... It's crazy. Don't know if it's true.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I just enjoy the investigative work that's happening.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like it doesn't even matter if it's true, really.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: I guess he could have been a fan, but it's
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: just funny. Like that's the last person you want as
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: your lawyer was someone who was trying to get a
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: selfie with him last week.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Then again, sometimes with these TikTok investigators, it's not exactly,
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: you know, full journalism. So another thing started to go crazy.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: This is on the internet about people believing that Her
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: opening statement was taken from the talented Mr.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: Ripley.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: And it's been proven that wasn't true. She did say
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: a similar thing about when you're with Johnny, you know,
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: he makes you feel like the most beautiful person in
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: the world. And, you know, when you're not in his light,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: it's so cold or whatever. But I'm like, those are
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: kind of things that a lot of people say. Like, oh,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: you know. even I remember people would say like about
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Bill Clinton or whatever, the minute he talked to you,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: he looked you in the eye, made.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: You feel important.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like that's just a quality that like some charming
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: people have. It's just called charming. It doesn't mean like,
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: What if she would have been like, and also starring
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: Matt Damon, just like she just started, she finishes her
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: quote and then just starts like naming credits.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: And then everyone's like, oh, okay.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: By the way, talented Mr. Ripley, you guys, if you're
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: just looking for like, an old juicy movie that you
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: haven't seen. That's a juicy movie.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: It is good. That is super good. It was Matt Damon, right? Yes.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: And that was a basically like.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Were they on a boat?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: And he was like an imposter. Right. And then there's
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: like a juicy love triangle. It's good. Yeah. It's very good. Now,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I have said early on, not to always give myself credit,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: but I am, that I thought there might be some...
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: chemistry happening between Johnny Depp and one of his attorneys,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: who is this pretty brunette girl. And I noticed it
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: in certain body language moments that they had, like just
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: holding the door for her when they get out of
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: the car, just make sure his chair, but I'm like,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: he could also be Southern gentleman, right? Right. But there
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: was just this one moment when we, he walked in
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: and he, he just sort of touched like the side
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: of her blazer. Like as he walked past, he sort of,
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: And that's when I was like, I think something's happening.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: So then, of course, people listening to Juicy Scoop started
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: to do their own investigative work. And TMZ is actually
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: talking about it. But according to TMZ sources, no, there's
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: nothing to this. And I'm like, okay, tell me where
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: she's been married for 10 years or whatever. She's had
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: a British boyfriend for a few months now. That doesn't
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: tell me anything.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: No, that doesn't tell you anything. Even if she was
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: married with it for years, it doesn't matter.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean, and it also doesn't mean that they're boning.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: It means, I'm just saying these could be the seeds
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: of something that could evolve into something more later.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: It could be innocent.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: He could be just the guy that's like, they're spending
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: a lot of time together. He's checking on her. She's
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: one of, you know, on his team.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Or it could be that they're going to bone. So
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: those are really the only two options.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I would say right now, prediction, not boning.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: But will.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: But will. but like not till the trial ends. They celebrate,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: they prevail, they have some drinks and she's just like, let's.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Fucking get it on. Now that we're not, you're not
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: my client anymore.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Yes. And I have, yes, I have a British boyfriend.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I've only, according to DMC, I've only had him for
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: three months. So like, I can definitely spend one night
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: with a pirate.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: And then, and the British boyfriend though too, it's like
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: having to read this stuff and be like, cause even
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: if it's not true, but even if it, even if
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: it's not, there's no way you don't read this stuff
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: and go, All right.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, are you going to go out with
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Johnny Depp or what? Because if you are, just tell
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: me now.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty hard when your girlfriend's spending every
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: day with Johnny Depp. Like that is pretty, oh, what
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: does your girlfriend do? Oh, she's the attorney for Johnny Depp. Yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, okay.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, dude, just.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: Call it a day.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Call it a day. They're going to bone. They may
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: not spend the rest of their lives together, but they're
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: going to bone. So just accept it. Okay, let's get
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: into the wedding, okay? So here we've got the photos.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: So they look so good. The magazine just came out.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I had to go to the newsstand to get it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: And he was on The Knot. Yes. Cover of The Knot, Ross.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: You were the first person I texted when I got
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: the invitation because I knew you'd be invited too. And
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: it was just great. I just had the best time.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: You were immediately like, book your hotel, book your flight.
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: This is the united one that leaves at, like, whatever time.
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: And I was like, well, we're Delta people. And you
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: immediately were very concerned about getting me there, which I appreciate.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, we're doing Thursday to Monday.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what we did, too.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Because originally, I think he said there was going to
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: be a drag brunch on Sunday. And it just turned
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: out to be just a fun brunch. Yeah, like a
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: disco music or something. And I think that originally it
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: was going to be a drag brunch. And then I
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: think whoever he invited... that would have been the drag
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: queen or whatever, was just like, I don't want to
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: bring my wig and all my stuff and my makeup.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: 95 degree weather.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And after I've had fun at your wedding, let's just,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: can we just like have a good time? Do I
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: have to perform?
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: That might have been what happened.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: But his brother, his brother thought it was going to
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: be a drag brunch because the brother dropped off his
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: girlfriend and was staying an extra day.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: So he drops her off or sees her off at
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: the cab or whatever. And he comes running back up.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: And he's like, did I miss the show? And I go,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: what do you mean? He goes, oh, I thought there
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: was going to be a performance.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: You should have just gotten up and done something.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Well, the first night, let's get to the photos. Okay,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: the first night, here you and I are. We go
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: to the fun, beautiful dinner on the beach.
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: La Palapa. It was a beautiful restaurant. Beautiful.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Right on the beach. Highly recommend. So we take our
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: cute photos. We both happen to wear long black dresses,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: so we look pretty cute. Now, the next day, we
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: hang out, and Josh Wolfe and his wife, Bethany, have arrived.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: And we hang out by the beach. And that was
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: a fun day.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: I sent this to my mom, and she told me
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: my boobs were hanging out. I was like, it's a bikini.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: It's a perfect hangout.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's no nipple.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Then I got a tattoo, slash a henna tattoo.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: It does look a little runny in that photo.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I guess I didn't realize.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Wait, is it off? Oh, barely.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Barely. So what happens is it's like the goopy part
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: comes off, like the puffy paint part comes off and
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: then it's supposed to last a couple weeks.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Like harder to get off one of those like hand
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: stamps in a nightclub. Like I thought it would be
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: off by now.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Um, I just saw a thing where you can get
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: these really good tech fake tattoos that will last like
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: two weeks.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Oh really?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cause I do kind of like it. I feel
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: cooler as I'm like washing my face and stuff. I'm like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I feel cause I have no tattoos. Yeah. So I
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: feel kind of hip.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Um, And then Peter got one to match you.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Well, and Peter was talking to the, okay, here's the thing.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: So as many people I'm sure who visit Mexico know,
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: a lot of times when you're right on the beach,
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: there are people coming by constantly selling bags and hats.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: Also weed, cocaine, and ecstasy was a, was a, there
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: was a lot of, I was like, They offered me
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: a hat.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: And I go, no.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: And he goes, something for your nose. And I was like, no.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: I don't want something for my nose.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: I know. And I go, why does he think you
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: need a nose job? That's what I thought. Like cheap
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: plastic surgery. And I was like, actually, I would. Could I?
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: I love that that's what you thought.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Actually, it was John and I were competing about who
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: was cooler. Because I was like, I got offered cocaine
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: and weed. And then he comes over and he goes, well,
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: I just got offered Molly.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: So they think I'm like more hip.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Like, cocaine's for, like, the older lady and molly's for
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: the fun young guy, I guess is what he was in.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: His mind thinking. But there's a lot of that happening
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: on the beach.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Now, for the most part.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, I would never, even if I
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: was into that in this day and age, please don't
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: buy any drugs off the people at the beach.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: But even just, like, the jewelry, all the things they sell.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: So you kind of get used to it and you
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: just go, no gracias, no gracias. You're not being rude,
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: but you're, like, looking at your book and they just
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: kind of keep moving. What you're not supposed to do
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: is engage with every single person that comes by because
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: then all of a sudden they will spend all their time.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right. Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: And Peter, who was like, why do they keep stopping?
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, because you he was getting a foot massage,
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: a tattoo and buying a hat all at once and goes,
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: why does everyone keep stopping here?
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, because you're the fucking poster child.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Like this is the group that's down to buy yeah
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: and then he would and then the thing about peter
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: is he always gives like way too long of an
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: explanation like like we'll go to a restaurant or something
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: and someone will be like um would you like a
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: starter and then instead of just being like no thank
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: you we're good with whatever the entree he'll be like
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: uh i had a little bit of a late lunch
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: and normally i would oh i'd really like that shrimp
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: cocktail but i think that i'm like they don't care
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: like Move on. It's the same thing.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Wait, can I be the waitress?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: Because I waited tables for a long time. I can
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: tell you exactly how I would have handled that if
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: you're Peter.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I'm Peter. Sir, would you like anything to start? An appetizer? Oof.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: God.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Bye-bye. I can't have spicy foods anymore.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: I just walk right away. I just turn around.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: A long explanation.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Spin on a heel and leave. Yeah, I'll be back
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: and ask you about later.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: It was always like, you know, when they want to
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: give you your hand sanitizer, like that time during COVID
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: when everybody would give you the hand sanitizer before you
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: left the post-its place. Right. They'd be like, I have
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: a rash that developed around my wedding ring about 22
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: That's why.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: And if I start to use the hand sanitizer, like
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I want to, I'm complying. But I'm like, they don't care.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Shut up. Just shut up.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Just say no. Thank you. Okay.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: So take some cute pictures on the beach.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I don't like that photo of me.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Trish Sir was there.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: No. Okay. I'm going to hold this one up. But
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: there was a day in between. There was a night
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: in between.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good photo.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: That would go to karaoke. Right. Yes.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Keep the good photo up.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Now, I want to say something to everybody that runs
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: a karaoke bar because I have a great suggestion to
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: make it a more enjoyable night and make you the
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: most popular karaoke bar in the world. Go through the
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: karaoke machine and have someone edit every song down to
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: a maximum of two minutes.
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: I say 90 seconds, but sure. Two minutes also.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: We don't need, just get to the opening, get to
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: the main refrain, and then that's it. We don't need
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: the long instrumental break, and we don't need another minute
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: of some verse that no one knows the words of.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: The person singing, it took a lot for them to
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: get their nerve up. They put a lot into it.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: They're already exhausted after two minutes.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, if somebody takes that suggestion... who has
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: a karaoke bar, watch your business explode.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Two-minute karaoke. No bullshit. That's what I'm going to call
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: my karaoke bar. Yeah. I think you should open one.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Two-minute karaoke.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Because, Eve, I don't sing, obviously. Everyone knows I have
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: a bad voice. Heather did an amazing performance, by the way.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: What was the name of the song?
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I had worked on three songs.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: And I didn't know which one I was going to
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: put down first. I decided to do the Lana Del
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Rey– Will you still love me when I'm no longer
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: young and beautiful? Because it is the song that Kim
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: had Lana Del Rey sing at her wedding for Kanye.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: And he played it when he asked her to marry him.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Now they have since divorced.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: But I always associate that song with just, you know.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: And so, and also there's this part where she's like, father, whatever. Please,
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: when she gets to heaven, she goes, Father, please let
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: me bring my man. And I always thought, I'll probably
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: have to say that when I get to heaven because
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Peter's not that religious. So I'm going to have to
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: be like, can we please, can I just get a
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: plus one here? He's probably not going to get as
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: quickly up there.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: As I am.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: But he'll give God a long explanation as to why
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: it wasn't religious.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Right. And it's about marriage. So I'm like, I'm going
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: to pick that one first because I'll do a little
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: bit where I like sing to Peter and like, you know,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: people will enjoy that performance. I was so exhausted. I
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: was like, how did Lana Del Rey do this? I'm
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: so exhausted. Why does this song keep going on? After that,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, listen, whore, it's not your day. You're
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: not putting down a second song. And I didn't.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Well, that's good. I mean, also you were just tired probably.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: But I had practiced two others.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: But there was so– because I– You did one.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: What always happens to me is like at the very end,
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, it would be funny if I sang
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: this one song.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Okay. So I sang Physical by Olivia Newton-John.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: You did great.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: And then– no, I have a terrible voice.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, literally, so I was like, let's get physical. Like,
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's terrible. But at the end, I.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Was like, why is this song still going?
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: Because– All of a sudden, they're like, to get to
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: the end. I'm like, no, this song's longer than I thought.
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: I thought it was a quick one. And then all
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: of a sudden, you feel like... And then I was like,
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: the last one to go. And then Ross is over
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: waiting to come on to thank everybody. And I'm like,
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: why is this fucking song still going? I just wanted
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: to get off stage so badly.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: So I would really like your two-minute karaoke bar.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Then they had... Thank you. Then they had the Ross
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: and Welly gift bags.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: And that's... As Ross and Wellington were up there like,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: thank you so much. And then just then, Mike Russo,
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: who is the wedding coordinator, comes by and whispers something
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: in Ross's ear. And then Ross is like, Ed, please,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: one bag per couple. And he looks at me and
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: we start laughing so freaking hard. That just made me
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: laugh so hard that I remind him it's only one
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: bag per couple. Anyway, of course.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: Because people are monsters and they'll take them all.
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Of course, I made it very clear to Peter I
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: took a bag. We get in the cab. Peter has
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: a bag, too. There was a lot of snacks.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: Breaking news. A lot of snacks.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Breaking news.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: COVID tests.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Peter stole a bag.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So then we get to Casa Kimberly, which is
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: a very fancy, cool hotel. Like old Hollywood. Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: Now this was just us, Peter and what's my husband's name?
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: John.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Josh and Trish. And Bethany. And Jace, her husband. Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Trish, her husband. So we have a great dinner there. Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: And then we, we get, okay, then that's it. Then
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: we go into cabs, we go home.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Then, okay. So then the next day we're laying out.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: That's another beach day. That was really fun. Then we
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: go back to get cute. Now we're here at the
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: wedding and the wedding was so pretty.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: The first night. And then we both wore blue on
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: the wedding night.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Twinsies. This is a good picture though.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Looked really good. Um, Martin Lawrence Ballard, who is a decorator.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: He was there. This is his husband, Michael. So we
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: looked cute there. Here's Peter and I looking cute. That's
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: a good picture. Here's Bethany and Trish Sirtu. Then here's
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: a bunch. Oh, there's Peter there looking good with all
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: the guys and Peter. I never noticed the hand on
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: the hip. Okay. So the night is.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: Did Peter have his shoes on in that photo? Remember
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: at one point I told him he had to put
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: his shoes on?
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: His shoes were off.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: At one point. Oh, we'll get to the part of that.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: So here we all are again, looking so cute. Let
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: me see, Bethany.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, so wait.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then... So now it's nighttime. Drew Barrymore was
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: the flower girl. She came out in a really cute
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: like yellow long dress. And she gave a speech and
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Nikki Boyer, who I've had on this show and she's
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: great friends with Ross. She was the, um, officiant.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: She did great too. So sweet.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they had like beautiful speeches. Honestly, there was like,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: you normally there's like one or two special moments. There
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: were like 12, like everybody was crying. It was absolutely beautiful.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: There were fireworks and it was beautiful. It was so nice.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: And so, and the food was amazing. Um, I really
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: ate my face off. However, did you have dessert? Did
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: I miss dessert? Because I was looking at the menu here.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Do you remember having grilled cornbread in a mezcal chocolate
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: mousse sauce, vanilla crumble, and vanilla ice cream? I absolutely
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: do not remember having that.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: No, I must have gotten up or something before dessert.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: And then there was the wedding cake, which I also
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: did not have.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: I had some the next day at the brunch because
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: they still had some there. It was really good.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't have the dessert. Maybe because at that time,
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: my husband, Peter, let's go back to Peter, decided there
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: was this long, like Olympic size, definite lap pool. That
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: was an infinity pool that.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Was definitely meant for decoration that night.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Yes. So that's normally you'd lay out where we were eating.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: There'd be lounge chairs. They moved all that stuff all day.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: They were preparing for the wedding. And then you would
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: go in that thing, go back in the lounge chair
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: during the day. Yeah. There is no swimming at the wedding.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: No.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Not supposed to be.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: And Peter just thought this would be such a great
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: time to go swimming. Now, I never mentioned this to Ross.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: It's over now. I'm glad he wasn't aware of it.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: He didn't bring it up to me the day after brunch.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: He started to– now, he did have, like, decent underwear on.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Like they were like a Navy cotton short.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, I love that this is, you're a very
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: good wife that you're, you know, you're like at least
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: he had decent underwear on.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, a good wife probably wouldn't be sharing it
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: on the podcast, but I'm like, I could save this
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: for Patreon, but then I'm just like, I feel like
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: the world should know.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Like what you're dealing with. Now, granted he was on
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: the swim team. He played water polo in college. So
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: he's like, it has a decent stroke, but anyway, he
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: gets in the water and I am like, Now, I'm
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: really buzzed, too. But I was like, this isn't cool. Like,
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: I've got to get him out. It was like herding cats.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: I was like, Peter!
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: And I was like, Peter, get him! And he's like, what?
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, my God, oh, my God. And
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: so I'm like, just get out right now and get
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: your outfit back on. And I say to the guy,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm so sorry. Like, he went to the pharmacy. And, like,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I think he mixed up his stuff because he's got
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: to be on, like, certain medication and stuff. And then
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: that's always a great excuse. Like if your husband ever misbehaves,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: just like tell someone like he's not right.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: He took the, he took something, he took the wrong thing.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: It didn't mix well with his alcohol.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah. Yeah.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: And then he got back in his clothes. Security was
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: quick over there. They were quick to get him out
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: of the pool.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: And then he then started the line dance. Oh, the
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: security guard was totally nice. He was like, oh, it's okay, honey. Oh, yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: I just mean he was quick.
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: He was like, immediately, he was like, oh, no, no,
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: we're not supposed to be swimming right now.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: You know, I was just literally like a child, like
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: swim times later, like after we, you know, I mean,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I should have been like, you haven't waited 30 minutes
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: since the entree. So then he started the conga line.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Did you get involved in.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: The conga line? I did not get involved in the
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: conga line. I missed that. I was still over on
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: the other side, I think.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Started the conga line.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's good.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Conga lines are fun. And then I was really like,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: it just hit me. And I'm like, let's just go.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Let's go to bed. And so he woke up the
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: next morning. He's like, I can't believe that you left
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: before the wedding cake. And I'm like, you don't remember? Literally,
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: you were swimming. We could have ended up in a
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Mexican jail. I don't know. I'm like, I'm so.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, we're at a gay wedding, and, like,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: the straight bear is the one that, like, takes off
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: his clothes and goes swimming. Like, none of these other,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: no gay guys were, like, ready to, like, party like that.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: Like, if you look on Ross's Instagram today, or, you know, like,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: his latest Instagram, they showed photos from the wedding. So
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: it shows, like, the beautiful setup of, like, the tables.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: And, like, the, you know, everything that was on the table, like,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: where the reception was. Just keep in mind when you're
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: picturing this, people, that the pool was right by that,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: like right behind it.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: So people are.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: Mingling in this beautiful reception area and then splish splash,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 6: Peter's taking a bath.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. So, but no problem with it. Like I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: brought it up, told on him because Peter will always
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: tell on me to the kids. He'll always be like, oh,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: mom glugged it with her friends, you know. So I
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: was like, Drake picks this up, and I go, I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: just want to know, I just want to tell you
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: the great time, you know, this is what happened. He
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: is doubling down on that, you know, it was hot out.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Sure it was. And he was ready to, like, really
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: up the party fun to a pool party, and he
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: thought it was his impression that other people were wanting
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: to swim. So he was going to start the swimming
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: and just, like.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: And when he got in there and nobody else jumped in,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: was he like, oh.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Still, just still the confidence. Just the confidence of a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: man that, I mean, granted, like I said, he was
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: a lifeguard in Oceanside. He had a lot of trophies
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: and medals for swimming.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: So very confident in swimming.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: He just can't resist himself.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: He can't resist. I also like swimming, too, at parties.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: At pool parties.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: At pool parties. Yeah. Listen, I would have never jumped
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: in because I was wearing a sensible spank under that dress.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: And also not as confident in my body as Peter
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: for obvious reasons. But I do like night swimming when
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: it's appropriate.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, I do too.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. All right. So then the next day was
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: the brunch. And this is a picture of Ross's gorgeous–
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: he got a second wedding band. So he had like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: a– I believe that was like his engagement. And then
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: he had like this diamond. It looked really good. And
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: then the four of us took a cute picture. And
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: they had Dr. Garcia Matthews' husband and then Ross Matthews' husband,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: shirts on.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: So cute.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: And just super cute and happy.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: Just a really nice like– So much fun. I love
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: a day after brunch after a wedding.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: I was so, so tired on Monday. We came home
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Monday night, but it was so fun. Yeah, Sunday night,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I did go and booze it in the pool with
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: a bunch of gay guys, having the time of my life.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: And then we went upstairs, got room service, and then
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: we watched The Staircase.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: So, as you know, we kept trying to start it
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: and kept falling asleep in bed.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: HBO Max, you guys. There's three episodes out. The fourth
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: will be today, Thursday.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: But we watched one last night.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: It's so good.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: What was the moment that you said where he's like...
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Are you ready to get pounded in that ass?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, for people to remind you guys, there is
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: the Netflix doc, which was amazing. And it's literally a
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: scripted story that also talks about how they started to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: agree to have this documentary made. And this happened almost
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: 20 years ago where a prominent couple had some wine,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: went out by the pool. According to the husband, she
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: went back upstairs to, like, answer some emails. When he
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: came up, he found at the bottom of the stairs,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: tremendous amount of blood from what he thought slipped and
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: hit her head. Then through all the years of figuring
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: it out in the trials, they found that he had
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: a double life where he was bisexual and they believe
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: that she may have found out. And that's why he
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: killed her. And he always said she knew and didn't care.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: And she slipped and fell. And it's super compelling. Like
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: I would go back and forth. Then he did it.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Did he not? It's so juicy.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: And to remind people, when we watched the staircase documentary,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: that's when John installed a camera on our stairs for
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: a room above the garage because he never wants to
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: be accused of me being the, you know, murdered on
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: that staircase.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: And so you guys still have a camp.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: We have a little bar up there.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: So do you have like a little ring camera or something?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like an Arlo or something. Yeah. And it's in
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: the corner. And so.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Listen, anybody that does have a staircase... Especially stairs that have, like,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: short– like, I've– we don't– we have a one-story house,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: thank God. But haven't you ever gone down stairs where, like,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: almost like my feet are too big for the stairs? Like,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: if they're, like, small stairs.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's an easy– you could easily miss one.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: You could easily fall.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Now, she– that was so much blood.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: And they were kind of a boozy couple, though.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: They liked to drink, like, you know, drank a lot
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: of red wine.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: But yes, there is this one part where he's calling
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: these guys that he sees and he's like, oh yeah, sure,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: we could meet. Let's meet at our normal place. Just
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: so normal. He's setting up a contractor to build a
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: pool house or whatever. He's like, let's meet at our
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: regular place. Ready to get that ass pounded hard? I
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: was like, I love that they're just being so honest
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: and not beating around the bush about any of this. Yeah.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: And it's Colin Firth and Toni Collette.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: It's really good.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: It is good.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: And so I finally watched it, and I'm up to date.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: You guys need to watch that. I also watched all
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: the Selling Sunsets. Did you?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: No. I caught up. No. I got really annoyed with
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: the last season, if I'm being honest.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: So they did like a Real Housewife kind of a reunion.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: The reunion was sort of interesting because Chris Shell fell
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: in love with Jason, one of the tiny twins. There's
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Jason and Brett. And in it, I had mentioned a
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: couple weeks ago that the internet was ablaze. Well, not ablaze,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: but a few little things. That she, Chris Shell, was
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: writing to this girl, She's non-binary, but I mean, she
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: appears to be female. And she is a singer and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: her name's G Flip. And that they were very flirty
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: and people thought, you know, but she was going to Australia,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: but it was to be in a music video. So
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: it was like, are they like dating? Whatever. I talked
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: about it. Then it was confirmed. I don't think it
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: was officially confirmed until she said it online. She said
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: that they, right.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: The G flip goes by they, and yeah.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: And Chris Shell says, I'm dating this person, and they
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: are amazing, and, you know, it's who you fall in
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: love with, and I didn't expect it, and all this stuff.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: But prior to her saying that, I was kind of shocked.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Jason is crying about the breakup. Oh. And the way
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I understood it is that she wanted to have kids,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: and then you watch the show, She's 40 and they
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: have these conversations where they're like, well, you need to decide.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: I have these frozen eggs. Do you want to make
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: an embryo or not? Do you want to make an
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: embryo with me and like move forward with this? And
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: he's like, I have to decide. And they meet the mom.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: And I thought that was weird. I definitely think their
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: relationship was real.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't see that part.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: But I thought this like pushing this like.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: And didn't he and Mary break up because he didn't
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: want to have kids too?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Well, Mary has a child from when she was 16
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: who's like 25 now, 22. Right. So, no, I don't
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: think they broke up because of kids. They broke up
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: just because– Maybe.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: I made that up. Okay, this is bad. I know
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: that people are probably going to annoy with me.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: But I was thinking– I thought it was annoying when
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: they broke up originally because.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: And it was Chrishell and Jason.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: And every, like, I just was kept seeing all these
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: comments on his Instagram page of like, just have.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: Kids with her.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: I mean, you can have parties for your dog and
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: you can't, why don't you just have kids with her?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: It's like, well, if you don't want kids, you don't
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: want kids. And that got on my nerves because I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: was like, don't go tell someone that they should have
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: kids just because someone else wants one. That got on,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: I thought it was annoying. And I don't, Chrishell had
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: nothing to do with it. She wasn't like encouraging it.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: But I was just like, You don't go as.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: A fan on someone's page and tell them to fucking
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: have a child just because you liked that couple together
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: on TV.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: That's weird.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: It's really weird. And I think, first of all, maybe
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: the problem that he and his brother– I'm always fascinated
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: by identical twins. I think it's just fascinating. And so
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: that they can like feel stuff that the other one
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: feels like, you know, like I had a friend who
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: I– twins and like one like stubbed her toe and
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: the other one was like the other room. And it's like, ouch,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: like just weird shit like that.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: So I heard and also annoying.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: They share the same DNA. Like it's amazing.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: So it's, it's even so much closer than a fraternal situation.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: And so, um, And so when Jason starts crying, Brett
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: started to cry. And I was like, why isn't the
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: host going, oh my God, are you crying? Like, not
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: only do you feel because you're close, but you might
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: actually be feeling like emotions. I'm just fascinated. But I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: also feel like they're each other's life partners. Maybe that's
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: the problem. Because they were like, we don't, people always
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: ask us like, Why can't you commit? What happened as
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: you as kids? And he's like, nothing. We just saw
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: the mom. She's a delight. She's like– I'm like, no,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: they're probably just so close. And that's the glory of
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: being a rich man. If you don't want to have
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: kids or you want to have your first kid at
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: 55 and not at 44 or whatever they are, you can.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Like do it once you're ready.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: What do you care?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: And he– I think what was amazing– so then she
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: comes out and she says– I'm actually seeing this person.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: So he was crying before she came out. Yes. Because
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: he was crying because they were talking about the breakup.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: He was just talking about the saying she was the
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: best girl I've ever been with. I don't know. I
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: just knew I wasn't ready for this. And, you know,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: but I miss her and I still love her. And
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, well, then why aren't you together? But then
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: she goes, well, I'm dating this person and she's non-binary
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: and this and that. And I was like. He probably
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: felt at that time it was inappropriate because he's, you know,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: he might have known before sitting down because Mary clearly knew.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: That she was in this relationship. And I knew. Okay.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: But I don't know when they taped this. But anyway,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: and I was like, well, now it would be amazing
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: if there was a follow-up or something or if I
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: got the tiny twin to come on Juicy Scoop. And
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: I said, Jason, now looking back, don't you think you
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: sense just something might not be right? I mean, that
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: maybe she wasn't as committed to you as she claimed
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: to be. Maybe there's something in your soul that just
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: felt like, this is not someone I should be procreating with,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: which is the biggest, you know. I mean, what if
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: they'd had that child, okay? She, it's growing in a
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: surrogate or whatever. She goes and does the music video
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: with G-Flip, falls in love with G-Flip, Breaks up with
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: him on camera. The baby's born. And then she's like,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Australia. And I'm taking our baby. And
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: then he would have been like, thanks, Selling Sunset fans,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: for calling me a dick for not wanting to have
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: a child with a woman that I've only been dating
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: for like, they weren't even together a year. No. You shouldn't.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: And if you can't commit, I'm sorry, to having a
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: life together... please. And you're that rich. Just have the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: baby on your own so that when you meet G flip,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: you can take that baby with you.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: Well, I think she said too, I think Chris Shella
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: said like, like you can adopt, like she, you know,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: she's talking about maybe doing that or something.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: So, well, I mean, it's going to be hard to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: get knocked up by G flip. No offense.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a little more planning involved.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: Well, I think they'll probably do. I mean, I saw
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: that she wrote something about adoption or.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that was like a joke. There was some
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: other lesbian that said, oh, they adopted me. So it
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: was a joke on Facebook. But then she also said.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: No, no, it was after this because it was like
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: she said something like... She's talking about Maya's face and
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: she's like, the face you make when you realize, like,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: You don't have to be with a man to have
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: a kid or something like that.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: You can have a child on your own. Yeah. So
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Maya was very surprised.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: So a couple of the girls were very surprised by it. But,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: you know, happy and supportive. So we'll see. So now
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: what was kind of exciting is they've got Selling Sunset,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: the OC, coming out. So they opened an office down there. Okay.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: I have some inside scoop. There were definitely some real
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: estate people I know whose hottest... Young realtors left them
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: to go to Oppenheimer because wouldn't you rather be on
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: TV than actually sit on a real open house by
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: yourself hoping that someone walks in? So I think it'll
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: be fun and totally smart. I'm kind of curious if
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Christine has left. She didn't come to the reunion.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: And the biggest thing was is that this girl Emma
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: said– She found out that Christine.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Which one's Emma?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: This one, Emma, here. They were engaged to the same person.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Silver, silver. She's in silver. They're engaged to the same person.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Is that Chris Shell in the red? Yeah.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: She got browner hair.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, they're all so pretty. It's ridiculous. And this
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Chelsea girl, oh, my God. Their body. She's the new girl,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: the British girl.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Anyway, they're all stunning, and they all got a nice
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: glow up since the first season. So, anyway... This girl, Emma, says,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: I was working with a client. The client got contacted
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: by Christine, and Christine offered him $ 5, 000 to work with
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: Christine and not with Emma. They tell the tiny twins.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: They're shocked. They're like, Christine, we need to talk to you.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Christine never shows up.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: And then she claims to have had COVID, missed the reunion,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: and then she was seen doing a photo shoot with
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Melissa Gorga two days later. So they think she lied
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: about having the COVID to avoid being. But what what
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: was interesting is what Chelsea said. The pretty British girl
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: is she said, I'm going to say about that because
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: she was always Christine's friend. And she explained this really well.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: It might have not been I'll give you five thousand
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: dollars to not work with Emma. It might have been, oh,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: are you? Do you still plan to list your house?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: And then the guy could have been like, actually, full disclosure,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: I've been talking to Emma and I think Emma wants
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: to list it. Christine might have said, well, I know
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Emma charges 3% and I just want you to know
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: I can do it for two and a half or two. Now,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: a lot of realtors do that. So essentially, depending on
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: the house, maybe it wasn't that expensive. So maybe a
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: half a percent was worth $ 5, 000.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: And then she might've been like, so that's the savings
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: of 5,000. I'm just saying that's saving the 5,000. Love
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: to list it for you. You knew me just like
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: you knew Emma. Brokers do that. It's still shitty. It
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: still gets around, especially when you're on a TV show
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: like this. But I feel like, I think that for
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: the realtor people out there and people have bought homes
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: and sold homes, brokers want your listing and they will
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: do stuff like that.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: And it's not, and that's not unethical to say I'll,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: I'll work for two versus three. A lot of people
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: do that. Right.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: So do you think she'll be on the next season then?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: No. No. I think she's gone. And I think the
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: show might, I think depending on the OC, if the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: OC's hot, I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if this,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: I guess it'll come back, but I feel like Heather's
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: in the OC dealing with her husband. I don't know.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: But then they could always get new blood and stuff.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: But it's going to hurt with Christine being gone. Right. Yeah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: But I could see her going on other shows or something.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: Here they are.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, they are pretty cute together.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: They are cute together.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, Chrishell I just think is so freaking adorable.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Gorgeous.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Now, you know about Heather Rae is married to flip
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: or flop Christina's ex.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: And they look a lot alike.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: And they always say we have such a great blended
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: family situation. But this weekend at a soccer game. apparently
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Heather went up to Christina and then Tarek, the ex-husband
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: to Christina and Heather's husband pulled her away. So people
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: are like, listen, it's just a big mess. Just God,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: someone forgot to bring the snacks. And it's like, it's okay.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: It was your turn to bring the juice boxes.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: I always remember this with Brandy Glanville and Leanne Rimes.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: There were always so many stories about soccer issues. Right.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: You know, the stepmom trying to be all about being
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: there and then the biological mom being like, I got it.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: I got the orange slices.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: I got it. Yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: You didn't need to show up with watermelon. Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Cause when he came back from your house, he didn't
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: even have his cleats.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Like just, it's a lot about the uniforms. I just
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: hope these people are rich. I hope that they have
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: double uniforms.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, it has something in each house. Just, God.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills is on tonight.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Now, I saw it, so I can tell you about it.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Do you remember hearing the news that Dorit's home got
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: broken into?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Not too far from your and my home in Encino.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: She's right in between you and me, okay? And now,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: when you first heard about that, was there any doubt
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: that it wasn't 100% a real robbery.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Well. I.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: It was for the show?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Or for her?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: I have always been, I believe, to this day, and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: after watching the episode, on the right side of history. Okay.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: In that I believe that, yes, she was awoken by
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: strangers in her home. But there was rumors and there
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: were people that, you know, analyzed the robbery surveillance and
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: questioned it, questioned the time. It was very early, like 9.48
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: at night. But then you see in the episode that
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: she had come back from London. PK stayed in London.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: She came back from London with two little kids and
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: they were just exhausted. You know, they're like on the,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: what do you call it? Jet lag. Right. So they
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: all went to bed early and then she normally would
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: sleep with kids if PK wasn't there, but she was
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: so tired. She put them in their own beds and
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: she went to bed and she like, here's the door open.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: She's imagining seeing like one of her little kids and
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: she sees this tall person. And the way she tells it,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: It is terrifying.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: But the day after the news comes, you see all
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: the women going.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: Did they take anything?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. They took a whole comforter of stuff. So
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: they took a comforter and put all the bags, all
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: the jewelry, everything, and they show them pulling it out
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: outside of the house.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: So when she– because I don't know the whole story.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: So when she woke up and saw– The person in there,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: they had already gotten.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: No, they had a gun and they're like, show us everything.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: And she begged him to be like, please add kids
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: and this, that. And she says, one's like, just shoot her.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: And the other one's like, you know, no, just show
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: it stuff. She's take everything, jewelry, everything she has. They
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: show him them pulling the comforter out. And then and
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: then she said he took her cell phone. And then
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: she says, just can you leave me my cell phone?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: He goes, OK, I'll leave it at the gate. And
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: they show him in the surveillance, just leaving the phone
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: at the gate. But now that we know that explanation,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: there was a previous person that put it out on
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: TikTok on the internet that they didn't believe that this
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: crime was real. And one of the things was, and
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: what's this thing? And it was like a phone lit up.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: What's this thing that he drops there, like a signal? Well,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: now that explains it. He left her phone. He didn't
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: want it tracked onto him either, probably. So I don't
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: believe they've ever found the men... the people, I assume
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: they're men, but it was like two or three people.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: And then PK comes and he's crying. And then, uh, anyway,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: the great one, a great scene is Kyle is so, um,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: upset and everything. And Sutton, who's this girl Sutton, the
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills, she's from, um, Atlanta. And she comes and
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: she's like, hi Sutton. I mean, God, can you believe this?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: Can you believe what's going on? And she's like, yeah,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: it's been a weird day. And Kyle's like, oh, she's like,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, I've been having to deal with a
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: lot of stuff today too. And she's like, what kind
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: of stuff have you been dealing with? Like thinking, what
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: could it possibly be?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: Like a home intrusion.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Like a home invasion. Yeah.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: You thought you were going to be all killed. Like
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: your husband was going to find the three of you dead. Like,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: what did you happen? And she's like, Well, you know,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: I've got my store and I have a French designer
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: and immigration with COVID has just been so difficult in
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: trying to get my designer in to do the store.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: So it's just, you know, a lot. And I'm like, oh,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: my God. So then she doesn't then they have another
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: night where they that night they all get together at
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Kyle's house. And, you know, so the season is, you know,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Sutton's definitely like. Either going to be the one that
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: kind of questions it or is a little bit on
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: the outskirts. She has since done interviews being like, yes,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: I was being insensitive.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: But there was a time in the internet because they
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: have financial problems that people thought it might not have
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: been real.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: Because that's what I was going to say is like,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: what's the original, what's the initial reason that people would
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: think it was a lie? Just because they're famous and
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 6: they're like, that can't happen.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: No, no, because I think because there was gambling debts
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: and bankruptcies and stuff. And so this way, if they
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: get a million-dollar insurance check after, that would be helpful
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: to paying off debts.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: I see.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Which I think happened, but that doesn't mean that this
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: didn't happen.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a big thing to make up. There
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: are people that lost their homes in the fires here. Yeah.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: And for some people, it might have been not the
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: worst thing that happened. If you were going through a divorce,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: if you were going through a thing and you were
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: just like, I mean, still traumatic, but like you get
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: this huge check and you can start fresh and doesn't
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: mean you wanted it. Doesn't mean you lit the fire,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: but I'm just saying like, so I think people thought that,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: but I have always believed knowing how crime has been happening.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: I totally believe that, that there's been so many home
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: invasions and also people knew the house and they knew
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: how much, Real luxury stuff she has.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's given to her or she
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: resells it and stuff, but she's wearing the real shit.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, if she needs money, why
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: doesn't she just sell some of that shit?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why people wondered, hmm, didn't this work out?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: But there's just no way that I think that she
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: could have orchestrated hiring three men that wouldn't have already broken.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: I think people are trying to think it was a
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Jussie Smollett thing, and I absolutely don't think it was
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: at all, and I never have. And it was so traumatic.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think she'd ever put her kids through that.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think she'd ever risked something like that.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a big risk because then if, like, all
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: of a sudden it turns out you faked it, then
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: you're in, like, such a world of shit.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: So I don't– yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But it's going to be a juicy episode. And
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: then Erika Jayne is there, and she tells Garcelle. She's like, yeah, yeah.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: The $ 20 million was never in my account. It's been cleared.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: And Garcelle's like, I haven't read anything in the news
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: about the fact. Wait, they dropped the lawsuit? Well, no,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: but anyway, they research. I was like, so it's going
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: to be a good one. It's going to be real.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: I know I don't even watch it, but I might
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: have to.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Real juicy. Oh, and then Bravo Snark said this. That
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: Lisa Renna is also very annoyed with Sutton because Sutton says,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: I invited and paid for Lisa Renna and Harry fucking
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Hamlin to come to the Elton John party as my guests.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: And they never thanked me or whatever. And she's saying,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: I always gave and I always paid for myself. I
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: just happened to sit at her table that night. I'm like,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: who cares? Who's going to figure it out?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: Talk about the photo, though, that you just passed. You're
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: always trying to find someone mid-sentence, and there's one right there.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: I will say, I love Lisa Rinna's face. I love
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: her eye makeup.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: She's gorgeous. I like her body.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: I like her lip stuff.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 4: I was next to her at SoulCycle.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: I just got some more lip stuff sent to me.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: The Lisa Rinna lip is good.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Does it plump them?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: A little bit. Yeah. But also I just love the liner.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Like the liner just works perfectly with my mouth. Anyway.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: Get me on that mailing list, will you?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: I will.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to write them and say that because I
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: think whoever sends me it listens to Juicy Scoop.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: So Britney Spears took a bunch of nude photos and
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: with just a heart on her crotch and covering her tits.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: And she does this thing where she goes, photo dump,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: and it's the same seven photos. Right.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 6: Well, they were all on her phone and she dumped
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: them off. I mean, it's technically a photo dump. Now,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 6: these are from, because she's pregnant.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: Now, right?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, come on. Come on.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't understand any of it. You
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: know what?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: This is where I believe I'm also on the right
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: side of history. I just don't think she's pregnant. And
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: I've said it before. I was scared to say it
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: two weeks ago. I'm not scared to say it now.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: Because are these supposed to be from now?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: She'll say this is, I'm photo dumping these from before
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: there was a baby inside me and this and that.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: But also I'm like, I'm going to be the judgy
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: bitch that has teenage boys. Like this isn't cool. She
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: has teenage boys on mother's day. She was like, Oh,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: I was sick for mother's day. There's no, why aren't
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: you with your kids on mother's day? Like, It's sad.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: I'm just, it's sad.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: It's sad.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like she's very alienated.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: But do you think the boyfriend would go along with
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: her lying about the pregnancy though?
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: The fiance or whatever?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: I just think he's just like rolling with it. And
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: then whatever the plan is, I don't know. Other people
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: are saying, could it be that she has a surrogate?
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think she could get that all. I don't
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: think she has the capacity of doing all that.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: I don't think there was enough time for that.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 6: Well, no, and also because she said it was in
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: her because she talked about a food baby and then.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: It turned out to be a real baby. I have
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: a bump and I have all this other stuff. And
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: then she was going to take a big social media
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: break and that lasted about 12 and a half hours.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: Well, that's a big break for her.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, here's some more and she's dancing around.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: This is her grid. So there were three different grid
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: photos of the full-blown naked photo.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: And I would like to have her thighs.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: And I just think if you were pregnant, why wouldn't
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: you be showing us the ultrasound, the pee on the stick,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: the holding? Like, you show us everything. Why wouldn't you
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: be like, holy, it just popped? And chances are she
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: should have a bump by now because it's not her
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: first pregnancy. So when each pregnancy, you pop quickly. I
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: don't know. People be mad at me. I hope I'm wrong.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: But everything tells me that this is just strange.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 4: Why didn't we take photos like this when we were
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: in Mexico together?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 6: If Peter can go in the pool, why can't you
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: take a photo with a nice little heart on your head?
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, that is just so.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: You know, but this is the only outlet she gets.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: And then she'll share photos of other people's kids. It's
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: just very, very strange. It's very strange. And I just
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: wish that she could do something else creative besides the Instagram.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: That's where I think it would help her. Yeah.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Another outlet, maybe.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So, Wendy Williams is demanding $ 100 million for
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: podcast deals, Radar Online is saying. She just did an
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: interview with Fat Joe on his YouTube and I watched it.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 6: And?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: She just, I mean, she just, it's like sad. She
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: doesn't really kind of know what's going on. She's like very, like,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: can't really answer questions coherently. Right. There was one question
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: where she goes, you know me, Joe, I'm the sweetest person.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: I have the best soul in the world. And I,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't invite you over, but I'd invite you over
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: to someone's house.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Do you understand what I'm saying, Joe? I would always
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: be like, go to someone else's house. And then you
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: know what my heart is. It's literally that confusing.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: Was Joe like, no, I don't know what you mean?
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: I think Joe loves her dearly. I think they've known
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: each other for 20 years in the music and all that.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: And Fat Joe's been a guest host on the show
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: a lot, even though they're giving the show to Sherry.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: And so I think that he was so excited to
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: have her agree to do this YouTube interview with him.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: And then I think he knew this wasn't good. representation
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: of her and then kind of was like, but still,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: he didn't have to share it. He should have just
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: not shared it.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: Maybe cut it down or something.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Then she said how, I just love my house. I
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: love my house. I have my cats. It's a beautiful house.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: It's beautiful.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: And I agree. She should, yeah, if you can't. But
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: then she also said, oh, I'm sitting in that purple chair.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: I'm coming back to Wendy Williams. I'm coming back to
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Wendy Williams. And then he's like, okay, but you know
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: that the show has been given to sherry shepherd and
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: he's like she's like well she's not i don't know
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: i'll be watching but i'll have my own my show
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: will be coming back it's not like the production company
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: and everybody that's tied to her show has had to
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: move forward with sherry shepherd there isn't like a choice
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: right it's not up to her now she could start
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: a whole nother show but she can't go back to
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: that one no and she could certainly start a podcast
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: but if someone was about to write her a huge
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: check for a podcast which i would think that they
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: would want her like yeah this is obviously in her
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: wheelhouse I just think that Fat Joe thing didn't help.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: Because I would be like, if I was the head of,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, all right, let's just hold off for about,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: Because it's tough.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's, if you're not, if you're not really
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: stringing things together very coherently when people are listening, that's
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 6: literally what a podcast needs you to be doing.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: So, right.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You're not going to be cutting, it's not a
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: TV show where it's a seven minute interview. It's a
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: 57 minute interview. It's, you know, it's like, And she
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: had a lot of people helping her on the show.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 4: That's sad, though, because she's so talented.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: I think she is so talented. And then she talked
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: about her, you know, the Wells Fargo thing and the money.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: It's just a big mess. But that didn't help. It
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: didn't help. But hopefully it'll all come back together because
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: I've always really, like, admired what she pulled together. Our
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: last topic is one that you know a lot about.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: General hospital alum. He splits from his pregnant wife. The
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: child is not mine. He does an Instagram account. And
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: he's like, hi, we're splitting because she's pregnant and the
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: child's not mine. Literally, that's what it said.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's like a really aggressive.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, I kind of don't blame him because if
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 6: that was happening, if that happened to me, if John
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: came home and he was pregnant with someone else's baby,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 6: I'd for sure tell Instagram about it and be like, no,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: I know I have like three other kids together. Right.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: Or a few other kids.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 6: I haven't watched General Hospital in a long time, but
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 6: as you know, I used to be a very large
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: General Hospital watcher.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: And that is Steve Burton.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 6: He played Jason Quartermain, who also was once in a
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 6: car accident and forgot who he was.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: But the.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 6: Fact that it's like such a soap opera line, you
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 6: know what I mean? Like, She came home and she's
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 6: pregnant with someone else's baby. Like, it sounds made up.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: But it's apparently not. And they've been together a long time.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: And how do you know that it's not yours before
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: it comes out? Like, that has to be either you
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: really haven't fucked in that many months. Right. Or she
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: came out and told you that. Because, I mean, you
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: could play along. Right. Unless you're with someone of a
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: different race, you could play along probably forever.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: If you're with some other white guy, chances are he
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: would probably never know.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: No. So either she told him because she wanted to,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 6: but I'm sure she hoped that maybe this isn't how
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 6: he would handle it. You know, if you're going to
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 6: come clean like that, you got to make a better
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 6: deal about how it's going to be announced because.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: That's not the best to be like, yeah, we're breaking up.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: She's pregnant. Not mine.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 6: It's a little hardcore. And it's also probably not. Great
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 6: for– because you said they have three other kids together.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: Or a few.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: I saw a photo of them all together.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: Just another day in Pine Valley.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Then this is from– Oh, Port Charles. Is that where
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: it is?
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: Port Charles General Hospital. Pine Valley was all my children.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway, keep going. Mine was Young and Restless. And it
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: was– God, something city. I can't remember. It was Genoa City.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: I never watched.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: Genoa City.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: And I was always like, where is it? I think
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: it's near Chicago. But they'd go to like, it'd be
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: like an average Tuesday and they'd be like, are you
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: going to the colonnade room? And then they'd be like
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: black tie. And I'm like, what place do you get
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: this dressed up to? It's like not an event. It
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: would just be just to have dinner. And I was like, oh,
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: where is this Genoa city? I just want to like, anyway,
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: this woman left her husband of 14 years only to
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: be rejected by the other man.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: Just the way this article was written made me laugh
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: so hard. I'm like, who wrote this? But basically she
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: has a book that came out and then an article
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: was written about the book and then the internet just
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: went crazy against her because she said, I was on
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: a vacation. I was with my husband for 14 years
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: and I met this guy in like the hotel bar
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: and our eyes met and he just, just like his
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: cologne and his like white shirt and he bought me
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: my favorite rosé and I just knew he was my soulmate.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: I just knew he was my soulmate. So she leaves
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: her husband and And then, like, tries to find him.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: And the guy's like, what? Like, I bought you a rosé. Like,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: I don't even know that they, like. Like, I always
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: want to read the book. Because I'm like, did they
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: screw on the vacation? And it really sounds like she
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: just is like. I mean, that is.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: Being on a vacation.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Like, that's not real life.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: I really need to know if they actually ever. Because
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 6: if she left him literally just off of, like, a glance.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: It's even fucking crazier.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Basically, that's what it is. It was like. This was
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: her memoir, and it was, you know, meeting this guy
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: made her realize that he's my soulmate. The guy I'm
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: with is not. She gets divorced. But then when she
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: tries to pursue the guy that she believed was her
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: soulmate that just took her breath away at the bar,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: then he's like— He's.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't even know who you are. I just
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: bought somebody a wine. Yeah, like it was just like—
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even supposed to be for you or God
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: or whatever.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: We were just at Sandals or whatever. Like, I— What
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: if it was an all-inclusive and he didn't even pay
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: for it?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: That is even a better story.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 2: That's what girls need to remember, though, always. When some guy,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: especially if you're in a relationship, when some guy is
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: coming hardcore flirting with you, just know you're not that special. Yeah.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: You're probably not the first person he flirted with.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: You're not the first person he flirted with, bought a
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: rosé for, and you're drunk and you're on vacation. That
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: is not a day-to-day life. Like, are you.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 6: I think John probably got you a Chardonnay or so
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 6: while we were in Mexico.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: Why haven't you tried to leave Peter for John?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 2: And that's what I realized, you know? That's what I realized.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 6: But also, can you say someone's your soulmate if you've
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: never even, like, hung out with them? You can't just
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 6: be like, oh, he's my soulmate because he bought me
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: a rosé. I mean, it's nice, but... I know, and
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 6: a rosé is, like, not... I have to read this
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 6: book to find out the whole story because this is.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: So the book is called When a Soulmate Says No,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: A Memoir. It's the name of the book. I do
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: kind of want to... I think we should order it.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to read this.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: And we do a little book report because I really
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: kind of want to know a little bit more, like,
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: did they ever get together? Was she, like, messaging him?
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: And he was just like, I don't... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: You and your husband, yeah.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: Hi, okay. Okay.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: How you doing? And then he, and like, he just puts,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: keeps it on red or whatever.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 4: And I, I like the idea.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: No, I left my husband. Like it's, it's us, me
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: and you forever.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 6: I like the husband should write one and be like,
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 6: when your crazy wife leaves you for a guy that
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 6: bought her a rosé.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: That should be his number.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: That's what marriage is. It's not going to be diamonds
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: and rosé all the time, but it should be, darling.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: It's not going to be that all the time. There's
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 2: got to be more.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 6: They must have hooked up or something and then he
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: just thought it was a fun fling and then she
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 6: was like, I'm leaving my husband and he said, No,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 6: I just thought I was getting my.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: It's out of stock.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: It's out of stock. Everybody, well, you know what?
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: Because we all want to know the story.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: Listen, maybe you shouldn't have left your husband, but in
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: the end, everything does always work the way it's supposed
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: to be. You obviously weren't that in love with your husband.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: So you got a book. Juicy Scoop talked about it.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: It's now going to be made into a movie or
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: a comedy. And your life might be better because of
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: it all. So there you go.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: It's going to be a real short movie.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 6: She gets a rosé, breaks up with her husband.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: The guy doesn't call her back. End scene. End scene.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: End the scene. End of this show. Sarah, tell everybody
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: where they can get their clutch bags, see you in person,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: listen to your podcast, follow you on the Gram.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: You're good friends. Please, if you're in Chicago, I'm going
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: to be the Zanies, the downtown Zanies. So fun. June
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: 10th through the 12th, the Friday through Sunday. I have
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: five shows.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 6: They're not up on my website yet, but they will be,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 6: hopefully by the time you hear this. But also just
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: go to Zanies.com. Clutch Women, as Heather mentioned, I have
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 6: stadium and concert-compliant bags, and they're very cute. Juicy Scoopers
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 6: always get 20% off with Juicy Scoop, all lowercase.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 4: ClutchWomen.com.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 6: And.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, follow me on the gram.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: That was a kid's day. Sarah Colonna won with the
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 4: number one afterwards.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: No, but what about your podcast?
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, and my podcast. Sorry. God, you are a really
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 4: good friend. Are You My Podcast?
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: Right now we're covering Married at First Sight, which the
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: finale is this week.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: It's exciting.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 4: It'll be a really good episode. We have a really
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 4: good episode.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 6: So right now we cover Married at First Sight and
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: we'll see what we do when this season ends. We
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 6: just do fun stuff. But please, if you like Married
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 6: at First Sight, you'll love my podcast with Mary Rudzinski,
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 6: Are You My Podcast?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Lovely. Thanks, Sarah. The car is beautiful. Where did you
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: end up going for it? This exclusive place that Dad
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: has connections with.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: What's it called? It's Dune ADL. Where?
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: There's an accent on the E.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Done Deal Cars.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: Lift, please.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: Done Deal Cars.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.