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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show January 9th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Now that's the waiting show. Anybody got any exciting weekend plans?
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be in the city of San.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Francisco, Lucky, I said, excitement. Yeah, oh, speaking of Samchu
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: my mind. So yeah, go back before I forgot I
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: meanted to mention this five different times.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Today is the official twentieth anniversary of our first show together.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: It was January ninth, two thousand and six. Wow. Really crap,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: that's insane. Twenty years. It feels longer because there's a
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: lot that's happened. And I'll tell you what, I don't
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: mean that as a as a as a negative thing, right,
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: because we worked together for a number of years, and
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: then there was like a gap of five year gap. Yeah,
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: you know, like relationships five years. You know, in relationships,
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: there's like that, yap. We were dating for a while
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: because we because we got fired and then took a break. Yeah,
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: and then that's when I went and did the morning
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: show with my buddy Rizzuto, and then we got the
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: band back together in twenty fourteen. But the first show
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  Speaker 1: where it was myself and Greg Yeah, right, Menace hadn't
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  Speaker 1: even joined the show at this point. Yet, but it was.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: It was January ninth, two thousand and six.
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  Speaker 3: So how did how did you remember that?
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  Speaker 1: Because it was Howard Stearn's first day on Sirius XM,
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: and we replaced Howard. Wow, we replaced Howard on his
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  Speaker 1: station in San Francisco. We were hired by his company,
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  Speaker 1: well his former company, CBS Radio UH to replace him
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  Speaker 1: in San Francisco. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I was just in the building.
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  Speaker 1: Right was working medas is working at one of the
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  Speaker 1: other radio stations.
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  Speaker 4: I would appear in the shadows because I was in
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: the morning. Because at that time, there were so many
• 2:02
  Speaker 4: shows that signed on and I worked on a previous
• 2:06
  Speaker 4: morning show and I would listen to this show. I
• 2:10
  Speaker 4: was like, this is the show that has the most
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: potential of there's anybody that knows Radio Man's Menace.
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  Speaker 2: I did called it, And I was like, this one
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  Speaker 2: I did call it?
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  Speaker 1: You did?
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  Speaker 2: It was the only show. It's the only show that
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  Speaker 2: survived during that time, which is also true and pathetic
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  Speaker 2: if you think about it. I was like, this one
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  Speaker 2: is the show that's going to survive and I should
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: be a part of it. So that's when I kept
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  Speaker 2: on meeting you in the shadows and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey man, if you ever need any help, you
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: need some help. Yeah, I'm like, who is this guy?
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: Like kind of like you know, crooked of hants, baggy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, white man, hardcore lesbian and he has a
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: hardcore lesbian.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: He just looked he looked like he came right off
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  Speaker 1: the streets. Yeah, well I did come.
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  Speaker 2: My previous station was like yeah, hip hop h It
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  Speaker 2: was fun though, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's so crazy. Twenty years ago. That's five high schools.
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  Speaker 1: Damn so weird.
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  Speaker 3: Almost half our lives almost, Damn that weird.
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  Speaker 1: And then you know, just got to know each other
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  Speaker 1: and over the years, more and more people always it's
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of a gay way to describe it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: always right. I've always said the Wizard of Oz where
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, I was off on this journey, right,
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  Speaker 1: and I met these people along the way. And these
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  Speaker 1: people that I met along the way I ended up hiring, right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, So I get I get hired. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we want you to come here, and I
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  Speaker 1: go okay, and I say, well, I'm gonna bring these people.
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  Speaker 1: They go okay, cool, yeah, and then uh on the
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  Speaker 1: way Yeah, and then Greg was already working at the
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: station because when Howard Throw was on that radio station,
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  Speaker 1: he was the guy running the board. He was he
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  Speaker 1: was he was the guy running the keeping it on
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  Speaker 1: the air and doing the local traffic and stuff and
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. And so well, I know you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: want to like get a producer and stuff. You should
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: really talk to this guy who's here. His name is Greg.
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  Speaker 1: And so I had one lunch with Greg, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's great. We went to that and I remember
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: that lunch. I don't remember anything. I basically have legal Alzheimer's.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that lunch like it was yesterday. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was twenty over twenty.
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  Speaker 6: Putting on yours your great, your best Greg face or
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  Speaker 6: you're just casual was cool.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, chill.
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  Speaker 3: I mean if that, if I hadn't started working with Woody,
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  Speaker 3: I probably would have just left.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah. So anyway, and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: met Greg and then men menace, right, and so they
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: just Menace met his wife in that time because she
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  Speaker 1: worked on the show at one point, so to see
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  Speaker 1: how things just yeah, anyway, she's yeah, so twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: years Yeah, and got to got to know Greg Moore
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  Speaker 1: and realize what a complicated person you want, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like to not wanting to buy toilet paper at the door.
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  Speaker 3: What's the I think you don't like deal and I
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  Speaker 3: think I just so weird, so embarrassed to buy that.
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  Speaker 3: If I have to get deodorant, that is a self
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  Speaker 3: checkout thing.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you want people to know that you care about
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  Speaker 6: smelling good? I don't want anybody to like associate you
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  Speaker 6: with a body with.
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  Speaker 3: Medical type things medical like deodorant, toilet paper.
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  Speaker 1: What's medical about deodorant?
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  Speaker 3: Medical? But anything, let's look it that way. Shampoo, so open, shampoo,
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  Speaker 3: that's fine, toast razorspaste is fine, Razors is fine.
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  Speaker 6: But toilet paper, deodorant like smelly stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like anything like cologne, medicinal h No, I actually
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  Speaker 3: take pride in fun.
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  Speaker 1: But I like so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Did I say something though, Woody and will you agree
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  Speaker 2: with this? That old Greg was very intense.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well he's always been very professional.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It always seemed like kind of on edge that he
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: would blow up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're not kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like new Greg, but old Greg.
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  Speaker 1: Seemed very Yeah, I was very angry. Greg in the
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  Speaker 1: role as the executive producer of the show. I was
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: very Mama bear. He was very business, which you know,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot of times that what that job entails.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and to be fair, we have to look at it,
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  Speaker 3: like you pointed out twenty years ago, it wasn't as
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say easy as it is now.
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  Speaker 3: But it required we have twenty four years of experience, right,
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  Speaker 3: and it required a lot of phone calls, a lot
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  Speaker 3: of emails, and like getting guests in required a lot
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  Speaker 3: of coordination. We were in the heart of a city
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  Speaker 3: that had no parking, so you had to deal with
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  Speaker 3: parking issues that you know, it was just more complicated.
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  Speaker 1: And you're a woman too, and I was married, right,
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  Speaker 1: struggling It was still straight you guys, married to a
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  Speaker 1: woman finger quotes, and it was just more of a
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  Speaker 1: complicated thing.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, people made me mad. I would get angry
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  Speaker 3: and then I would scream at people, and.
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  Speaker 2: Not that people don't act like you know, mistakes are
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  Speaker 2: a big deal now, but back then, I you know,
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  Speaker 2: any little type of mistake would be the end.
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  Speaker 1: Of the world totally. Yeah. Well, now since we've got
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  Speaker 1: the band back together, it's been twelve years since that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: jobs not crazy that is Yeah, it'll be twelve years
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  Speaker 1: in April. Yeah, wow, which is which is crazy and
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  Speaker 1: well goes all the way back to that first show
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  Speaker 1: January ninth, two thousand and six and San Francisco where
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  Speaker 1: Menace is going this weekend. Yes, sorry Menace for the tangent.
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  Speaker 1: I would have forgotten if I didn't bring it up
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  Speaker 1: right then and there, I would have forgotten to mention
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  Speaker 1: that to you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. Well, I'll go like pull one out
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  Speaker 2: at our old station.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going for any kind of thing or just
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  Speaker 1: I just get a picking.
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  Speaker 2: My dogs have been.
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  Speaker 1: There at the in laws, Yeah, anybody anything else I have?
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  Speaker 3: Unlike you guys, I think it's unlike you guys who
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: are friends with your neighbors. I know your friend lead
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  Speaker 3: with your neighbors. We actually socialize with their neighbors. We
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  Speaker 3: have these new neighbors who were we are gonna hang
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  Speaker 3: out with them, try to get to know really why.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's a couple of gay guys and there are
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  Speaker 3: no other gays in the.
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  Speaker 6: You guys guys together up in that property value right
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  Speaker 6: and left.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to try it out.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 6: I am supposed to go to a baby shower. But
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  Speaker 6: this baby shower is you got to put stuff together? Sammy.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it like task grab it, hiring you to
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  Speaker 6: go in my place.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't decorate.
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  Speaker 6: Well yeah exactly because she's like, oh my god, that's
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  Speaker 6: my face. We're at the age where it's like we
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  Speaker 6: don't need to be like smell this diaper is it
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  Speaker 6: Eminem's or snicker like we don't care about that game.
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  Speaker 6: You just want to like hang out like whoever can drink, drink,
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  Speaker 6: help or put stuff together? But I don't put stuff together.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not I'm not a good mechanical brain. I don't
• 8:35
  Speaker 6: want to do that. I love putting together together furniture.
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  Speaker 6: Please let me, I would love it.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you invite people over to do that? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that seems well.
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  Speaker 6: You know a friend of ours volunteered us. She was like,
• 8:47
  Speaker 6: oh no, no, no, we'll all just come over with, will we?
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  Speaker 6: So I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: How to do it?
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  Speaker 6: So what I don't know if anyone has this suggestion
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  Speaker 6: on what other role I can play. I can refresh
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  Speaker 6: their drinks, I can DJ, I can tap dance anything.
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  Speaker 1: But like, well the slut a goes in be I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what that means. I can't be a
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  Speaker 6: part of that.
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  Speaker 1: I can love their dog, like, yeah, don't go.
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  Speaker 6: I probably shouldn't go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the role, you see, the friend that doesn't go.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 6: I will door dash them food from my house.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you need to be busy, so you should
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  Speaker 1: be in the kitchen cooking while they're putting together.
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  Speaker 2: There was that whold emergency. There was a pipe that Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: see good, Yeah he'll cook something.
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  Speaker 6: My house flooded.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, hope you guys have a great weekend. Hit
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: us up on the text, any kind of a Friday
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: checking you got for us? Over to two to nine,
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  Speaker 1: eight seventh's show, we were talking about, you know, Greg
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  Speaker 1: being embarrassed by totally. I mentioned how today is the
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  Speaker 1: anniversary the first the first show that we ever did together,
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  Speaker 1: right twenty years ago, and all the stuff that we
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: very quickly learned about Greg and how complicated.
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  Speaker 3: He is and so many in so many ways.
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  Speaker 1: The toilet paper thing, the deodorant thing, it reminds, it
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  Speaker 1: reminded me. Don't I don't know if you're gonna want
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  Speaker 1: to tell the story, Oh God, do you know the
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: story I'm talking about like about how you stopped off
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: at the grocery store because you had a guest. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell that, Okay, I don't want to give it
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  Speaker 1: to you because if you don't have that, I got something.
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  Speaker 1: I got something else that will speak to Greg and
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  Speaker 1: we can talk about something.
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  Speaker 3: You know, but it ties in perfectly with what we're
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  Speaker 3: talking about, because it's so out of character for me,
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  Speaker 3: So keep it on.
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  Speaker 1: Greg's the guy that doesn't want to buy toilet paper
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  Speaker 1: the store because it's embarrassing deodoran because it's embarrassing, right,
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  Speaker 1: But this was fine.
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  Speaker 3: This is because like it's like the equivalent of a
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: drug addict rooting through the trash to find like a
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: needle because you need a needle for something.
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  Speaker 1: I think the only person in the room right now
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't know the story is MORGANA.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, I just I just want to say it was
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  Speaker 2: also a really wild time in your life.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: To absolutely you want to set that up. This is
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  Speaker 1: like after the divorce.
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  Speaker 3: So got divorced and went straight headfirst into a total
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: who how and left and right?
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  Speaker 1: Because Greg, Greg went from being married to the woman
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  Speaker 1: and then coming out and then went right into like
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  Speaker 1: a gay horror.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: Face, And why wouldn't I was living alone, I was
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: divorced out, and I'm like, this is the time it yeah,
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: you know, so go into the mega horre face.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: And this story is so fun.
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: I was having like one night stands and going on
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  Speaker 3: stupid dates and all this stuff. Met this one, this
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: one guy online who lived let's round it off to
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: three hundred and fifty miles away. So what are you
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: going to do in that case? Oh, you're going to
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: fly them in sure for the weekend. So we'll call
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: it a one weekend stand. Never even met the guy
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: in person, right, but flew him.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: In to your house?
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  Speaker 5: Or did you get a hotel to my house like
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  Speaker 5: an idiot?
• 12:00
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, drive to the airport to pick them up. High
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: nice to meet you, knowing damn well, what we're about
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  Speaker 3: to do all weekend long, all weekend long at my house.
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  Speaker 3: So on the way back to my house, having barely known,
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  Speaker 3: this guy said, what do you like to eat in
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: the morning for breakfast? You know, because you got to
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: entertain as he says, well, I like oatmeal, And he said,
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: oh crap, I don't have any oatmeal at home. So
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: we got to stop on the way back to my house.
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  Speaker 3: So we stopped at the grocery store and we realize
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: we need a couple of other things as well.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: The essentials for the weekend. A couple condoms, lube, an oatmeal. Yeah,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to buy deodorant. You'll get that combination
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  Speaker 1: of things.
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  Speaker 3: So I go in and luckily it was at night
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't too busy and the store was still open.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Still under these circumstances, like I realized, you're like in
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: everything when you're horny, everything's a good okay. But now Greg,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: you won't be a deodorant. But condoms aren't embarrassing because
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: a lot there are a lot of people who aren't
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: embarrassed by toilet papers, but they they would rather almost get,
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: you know, risk getting caught shoplifting the comment condoms, then
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: take them to the counter.
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  Speaker 3: See, the more you say that, I'm complicated, I'm starting
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: to agree with you because because condoms, to me, it's
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: almost like, yeah, check it out, I have a need
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: for this.
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think the loob is the most.
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: Same feels very embarrassing even as a woman.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: In a combination like maybe not because of the gay thing,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Like you know, they don't. Dudes don't produce any natural
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: natural lubricant.
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  Speaker 8: True.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I spit it on you what I'm saying.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: At the time, there was like no inkling of embarrassment
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  Speaker 1: or oh.
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  Speaker 3: There was, but I powered through. I mean it was
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: definitely embarrassing, especially like it's so blatantly.
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: Obvious and there's self checkout.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: You're here at the no you've hear at the grocery
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  Speaker 3: store at like what ever, ten thirty at night and
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: you're buying lube.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: Did you go to say hi, I'm Greg Gory, and
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: I noticed that the price of the lube, Yeah, marked correctly, correctly.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: We got a price check on the condom in.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: The oatmeal while you get on the PA and.
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: You know, the cashiers like, what does the oatmeal have
• 14:20
  Speaker 6: to do with this? How does this? That was their
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: love making?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So this this poor guy that he trafficked in
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: for a weekend worth of second he got the oatmeal.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: It didn't go well.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Bottom once you got home, I thought, a weird Yeah.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah not.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, obviously you entertained him by just whatever, throwing
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: the TV on alcohol and at the time I smoked
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: this guy was a total gym rat and Luckily he smoked,
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: so at least we could go in the backyard and I.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Have a cigarette.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah wow, Yeah, while you're having a cigarette, you can
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: talk about okay, what are we going to do with
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: these condoms and.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Smoke something else. All right, So just out of pure curiosity.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: So you meet this guy online from from the time
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: you met him online, first started talking him online till
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: you said, oh, i'll fly you in. How long was
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: that time period? Like how much had you actually had
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: any kind of conversation like chatting online and having him
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: physically at my house from the first chat to the
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: invite probably same day, same day. Oh my god, was
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: really hot. So how does it go? Like you pick
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: him up at the airport, Hey, nice to meet you.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: You stop off for the oatmeal, the loop and the condoms,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: and you get back to the house and it kind
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: of it's the elephant in the room because everybody knows
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: you're reason what's going on here? Yeah? Yeah? So like
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: how does that? How does that start? Like, uh, how
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: do you get that?
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, Now, so you're here now, so I guess we're
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: going to have sex.
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like it's the host you have to make
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: the first.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Move kind of I think for more trafficker.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what do you mean, the generous person? Yeah,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: h trafficker in charge.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I think from what I remember, we started just by
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: like watching TV, hanging out kind of.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Netflix and chill.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, and then I think it advanced to the bedroom,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I guess. But there was no chemistry. It was awkward.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: It's awkward to talk about.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: Did you ever think to yourself, what kind of guy
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: would accept this invitation?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: But he's the guy who who's the guy who extends.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: He accepts it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: That's weirder to me. People throw out invites all the time.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: And he was like, yes, I will get on the plane.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: He saw my photo and clearly wanted to travel the
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: same you flew somebody in for sex.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Climb on like Spirit Southwest.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: I think it was Southwest. I mean it was nothing nice.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: And then the weird the thing that sucked the most.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: This was the Friday night and I realize, oh my god,
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: he's here until like Sunday evening. And by late Friday
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: night I was over it. And I don't remember what
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: we did during the day, like, well, you want to
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: go slight saying, nor.
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: Did you talk to him?
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Ever, I remember his first name. I don't remember his Oh,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: actually I might remember his last name. His first name
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: was Joel. That's all around.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: You can find him on Facebook. Say he's doing now.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think I don't remember his last.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: Joel Oatmeal, Yeah, A big fan of oat.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: This is and time for today's dumb ass contest. And
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: today's dumb ass contest, of course, is you.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: D u I Q?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Do you want to be our contest at eight seven
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: seven forty four? What his number? I told you to call?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass explained the game to everybody, please, I asked
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: a drunk person.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Very easy trivia question, and so that's the game. Is
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: you gotta say, ah, that's not what the answer to
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: the trivia questions? Hey, that's obvious. Every person alive knows
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: the answer. But you have to guess whether the drunk
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: person knows the answer. If you can guess correctly about
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: them twice out of three times, you win.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: All right, and let's go to the phones and say
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: hi to our contest. And let's say hi to Steve. Hey,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: good morning, Steve, Geeve.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, good morning.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve is our contestant. Now, Steve, you
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: heard the rules of the game, but before we get
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: to the questions actually count towards you winning or not winning.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Here on this round of the d u y Q,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know the drunk a little bit better.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Sea Bass has a clip here, and we can use
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: this to try to get a gauge you just how
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: with it or not with this person is? And who
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: is this person?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: See, it's Giovanna. And besides finding a lot of drinks
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: this evening, she's found a man out. All right, Okay,
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: we're gonna ask her about all of those things.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Vanna.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: Now you've got a nice friend with you. Do you
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: want to have such with this person?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Oh? My good, No, No I can't. I can't.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: I can't, Oh my god, because I grew up in
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: a very religious family and sex is not allowed.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Oh so if you never had sex ever?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I had sex?
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: No, I had sex.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: No, No, I had sex.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: I am very very experienced with.
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: Sex, very very yes.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, which is it all right?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: She's born again or something?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can tell she's been having some fun.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she's rarely speaking in that mouth.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so Steve, that's uh, that's Giovanna and Uh,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: we have some questions here. You just got to guess
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: whether she's going to get them right or not. Two
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: out of three times you're going to be the winner.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Here in the d u IQ. Now we do have
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: just for fun, we're guessing with Menace and Sammy they
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: are stone cold, sober, and see if they can get
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the answers to these questions, starting with question number one.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: Many two Canadian provinces?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: All right, name any two Canadian in provinces or are
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you guessing? I don't.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I do not believe she is Canadians. So that's she
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: doesn't have a field advantage in that respect. She wasn't
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: like everything of boot bills. It's wearing a Flames jersey.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Right, No, no for no, No for the drunk man.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: I think Medice is going to surprise us enlist every
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: single one and territory.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Probably I'll say, and I'll say yes for Menace, no
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: for Sammy.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go triple no. I think in this room.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Geography is probably one of the worst topics.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Mennis does watch Frankie McDonald videos though, and he's always
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: shouting out different areas in Canada.
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, even though and that's a good point, I too
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: am going triple no. I think this is just a tough.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: One, all right, Uh, Sammy menace, do you think that
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: she gets to write no? No? No? All right, Steve,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: what what do you say again? You're just you're just
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: guessing on no? All right, So the answer her whole way.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: But dude, she's had sex I had, so maybe she'll
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: have little clarity, you know what I mean? All Right?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: So let's find out Question number one d u.
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: I Q, how many two Canadian provinces?
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: Sammy, British Columbia and Vancouver.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Oh well, what British Columbia, Menace, menace, British Columbia and
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Nova Scotia.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Does he have that written down on the No?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I don't I.
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: Knew Nova Scotia was going to be one of his
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: because of Frankie McDonald.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Scotia.
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Ontario, Ontario and Montreal and New Brunswick.
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: Alright, Question number one for the d U i Q
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: many two Canadian provinces?
• 21:56
  Speaker 8: Je nash no, no, no, hold on, hold on wait okay,
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: British Columbia. I canna is that you can drink with
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: you at eighteen years old and then you could be
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: free whenever you're doing it eighteen years.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the one, the one, but not to
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: so Steve, You're in good shape. It's a point you're
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: on this round of the d u i Q Quick question.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Is she a plump girl?
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: She sounds plump, well, she sounds like she's eating. Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: but not terribly. No.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know I will out of the next
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: two questions, Steve, you just need to get one more
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: right in order to be a winner on this round
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: of the d uy Q.
• 22:39
  Speaker 9: Question number two Dewey Decimal system sorts what and I
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: could be a clue as to her knowledge of the
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: well Dewey Decimal system sorts?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: What of the d Larry uh Man, I don't know
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: somebody else, I'll start me in this room. Double yes.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: And for Giovanna, I can't tell by that reaction if
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: she's like, oh, I know.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: What that is, or maybe she's having sex.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Right not to Giovanna, Yes to medicine, Sammy.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: That's exactly what I wrote down. I said yes to medicine, Sammy,
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: and ju I think that's a I don't think she
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: knows that's note to Gavanna.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Ah ah sweet me, yes, who sweet sweet before you
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I'm taking the reaction as something clicked, whether it ends
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: up being right or not on it, but something clicked.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what, but we'll find out. Steve, what
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: do you think do you think that she gets it right?
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: About?
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: How old is she?
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: I was say late twenties, and then I'll go no.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: No, that's solid strategy. All right. Question number two do
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: u i q?
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: Dewey decimal system sorts? What menaced books?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Where the library Sammy?
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well technically only non fiction library books, but yes.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Credit okay, all right. Question number two d u i Q.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Now if she does not get this, t will be
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the winner.
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: The doing decimal system sorts what very scientific?
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: And I don't know what that is just doing.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I know the doing decimal system is definitely scientific with biology, but.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: I don't know what that is.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Wow, she got you going, Steeve.
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: You did it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: You're the winner on the d uy Q.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Nice job, nicely done. You get to go on the
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: weekend a winner, a winner, all right, will Steve, congratulations,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for giving the show some of
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: your time. Appreciate you listening, and enjoy your weekend and
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: just hang on one second, and Morgan, get all your
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: information so we can get a prize out to you. Okay, wonderful,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: thank you, You're welcome. Steve Rudy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I initially thought mad. You know, it sounds very mad.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: I know it's about.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Well, he didn't need question number three, but we have
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: one here just for fun. Question number three on the d.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: Uy Q, what's the main language of the Contrey of Portugal?
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: All right, bonus points on this one. What continent is Portugal?
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: What is the main language of the Countrey of Portugal?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Don't I don't know the answer to that, Yes, you do,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I don't to either. Then I know the main question.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I don't whatever the continent.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Write down your answer. We'll see if you're right, were correct.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I would okay for her? No, and here he.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Is Okay, I wrote down.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: I guess uh, I say, I'm gonna. I'm sorry, you're
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: my girl. But notice sammy issue. I think yes, but
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: I think Menace is going to pull this out with
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: a yes. Jovana doesn't even know what you're talking talking about.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I think I think double yes and here no to her.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I'm tempted to say triple yet what about the continent question?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: And we don't know for her obviously. Yeah, I really
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: got that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: There's a reason that they should know this. I'll explain later.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you guys think? Yes, no, no, all right?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Question number three for the d U I Q.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: What is the main language of the country of Portugal?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Sammy, this is I mean, I guess it's going to
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: be really bad if it's not obvious, because I thought
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: it was just Portuguese. Is the language? Is that not
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: the lang?
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: What's the continent?
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: Europe?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, to menace it is Portuguese and Europe
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: shout out to shout out to know.
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: There's so bad.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I wrote South America.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Well that's not that's where the most Portuguese speakers are.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Right, And what country would that be?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know whoever, Emerald Gassi is from? What he's Portuguese? Yeah, BN,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: kick it up a notch.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: Where do they speak Portuguese the most in South America?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: You know, Portugal?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Brazil, Brazil, Okay, those are the only two countries.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: It's fun fact. Yeah, great, nice, Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I believe you. Yeah. Question number three d y Q.
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: What is the main language of the country of Portugal.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Oh Spanish?
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: Do you speak Spanish? MONTI mean English? Mantio be.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go, guys. That's how you play the
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: d u i Q. Earned all my Spanish and teaching
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: strong and liquor and so. And as luck would have it,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: we do have time for a Friday Oki sweet. That's right,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: So be excited to see you. Baskets coming up next
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: on the Woody Show. Hey, the Woody Show will be
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: right back