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959 - BONUS - The Valley (s2e1) "Separation Anxiety" with Keisha · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: It's Mary Paine here. I got Keisha. Hey guys, it's
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  Speaker 1: a Briand show Kisha.
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  Speaker 2: And this was a brand new show to me.
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  Speaker 3: I know that's exciting for you.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: I know you like it when we record a show
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  Speaker 2: and I have I'm totally new to it, like I
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  Speaker 2: Love is Blind. That was my first time being introduced
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  Speaker 2: to that show. So yes, I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're old school Love is Blind. Oh yeah, now
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  Speaker 1: we know everything everything everything, Uh, Okay, Keisha, So you
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  Speaker 1: have not watched all fifteen seasons of vander Pump Rules.
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  Speaker 1: You just kind of you've dipped in and out. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the characters don't know the game.
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  Speaker 2: I have never watched a single episode of vander Pump Rules,
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  Speaker 2: but one of those shows that it's always in the
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  Speaker 2: news and I follow pop culture that I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I know enough about what's going on. Yes, yeah, VIC
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  Speaker 2: scandals and things like that. But when watching this, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, Okay, who was on vander Pump Rules? Like
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  Speaker 2: who worked there? Of course Jack's I know that name,
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  Speaker 2: Kristen Figure, she she had worked there. I wasn't sure
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  Speaker 2: about Brittany.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she works there briefly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, big titty Brittany. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, that's on purpose. She got those boobs
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  Speaker 1: on purpose. Yeah, no way, you if you google what
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  Speaker 1: Brittany looked like. When Jack's first met her, he met
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  Speaker 1: her like at a pool party in Vegas or something,
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  Speaker 1: and they started dating. And like he always does every
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  Speaker 1: time he got a girlfriend, he'd immediately like move him
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  Speaker 1: into his place and then get him to work with her,
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  Speaker 1: and this one just happened to stick. But yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: was you know had a cute, little, tiny body with
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  Speaker 1: regular tiny boobs, and he had her. He paid for
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  Speaker 1: that giant boob job, and he wanted a.
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  Speaker 2: Huge Like they literally are like two watermelons up there.
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  Speaker 2: I assume they were natural.
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  Speaker 3: No, she did that on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: That's a back ache waiting to come right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I keep thinking now that she's rid of him,
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  Speaker 1: that maybe she'll put him down to like whatever size
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  Speaker 1: she originally wanted. Because they had like an argument on
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  Speaker 1: the Inner Pump rules about the boobs because she he
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm paying for him, I should get them
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  Speaker 1: as big as I want. She's like, I just don't
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  Speaker 1: want boobs that big.
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  Speaker 2: But like, yeah, look, I'm like I'm gonna take your money,
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  Speaker 2: but when I get in there, I'm gonna tell the
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  Speaker 2: plastics did what size I want And that's the end
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  Speaker 2: of it, because that's gonna start to be a problem.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Oh okay, I agree with all that.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, So what we have here is Jacks and
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  Speaker 1: Kristen had kind of been pitching this spin off for years.
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  Speaker 1: After they both were like canceled, yes and had to
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  Speaker 1: go off the show.
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  Speaker 2: Now why was okay? So Kristin was canceled because there
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  Speaker 2: was like a comment mate correct.
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  Speaker 1: So Kristen and Stasi and I'm a big Sassy apologist,
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  Speaker 1: So Kristen and Saucy on Stassy's podcast. Stassi's podcast was
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  Speaker 1: one of the first podcasts, one of the first podcasts
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  Speaker 1: I ever listened to. She was early on the podcast Game,
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  Speaker 1: so she had this podcast, and she and Kristin told
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  Speaker 1: a story on the podcast about them terribly bullying and
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  Speaker 1: pretty much racially profiling this woman Faith.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Faith was a cast member for like one season.
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  Speaker 1: She was just sort of like a friend of She
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  Speaker 1: started off with Laala as a friend of cast member.
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  Speaker 1: Faith and Lalla kind of came on together Faith is black,
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  Speaker 1: and they both worked they both worked at her Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And so basically, if I'm remembering it correctly, and this
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  Speaker 1: may not be exactly because it's been a long time,
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  Speaker 1: but Kristin and Sassi told the story on Stassi I
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  Speaker 1: was listening told the story on the podcast about how
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  Speaker 1: they called the police to say that they thought this
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  Speaker 1: like scammer was Faith and that the police should look
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  Speaker 1: into Faith for being like scammer.
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  Speaker 3: That had been like seen on.
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  Speaker 1: Video and they were like, Faith has got that same
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  Speaker 1: jacket I'm sure it's certain. I Meanwhile, Faith was like
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  Speaker 1: a home health nurse or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The reason they didn't like Faith was because Faith slept
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  Speaker 1: with Jacks and Jackson was with Brittany, and so they
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  Speaker 1: decided they would like try to ruin this girl's life,
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  Speaker 1: even though you know, of course it's actually Jack's fault
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  Speaker 1: because he was.
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  Speaker 3: The one in the relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely yep, okay.
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  Speaker 1: But Faith was smart enough to take like audio of
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  Speaker 1: Jack's talking shit about Brittany, who's his girlfriend, m h.
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  Speaker 1: And then on vander Pump, Arianna or James or somebody
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  Speaker 1: like had the audio and played it for Brittany. We
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  Speaker 1: never heard it as viewers because it's like a you know,
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  Speaker 1: two party consent state, and Jack's obviously didn't consent being
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  Speaker 1: but it was basically like saying, you know, Brittany was gross.
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  Speaker 1: He was trying to get rid of her. They never
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  Speaker 1: had sex, Like he didn't want to be with her anymore,
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  Speaker 1: like called her fat like all this stuff. Oh geez.
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  Speaker 1: But the kicker of this story of Jack's hooking up
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  Speaker 1: with Faith is the kicker to the story is that
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  Speaker 1: there was like a elderly woman in the bed, like
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  Speaker 1: asleep in the in the same room where like Jackson
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  Speaker 1: Faith were banging. That was the woman that Faith was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be watching this old lady as her job.
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  Speaker 2: Super gross. Well, hopefully it wasn't in a room like
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  Speaker 2: what we saw in La Lu last week, a whole
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  Speaker 2: nursing home room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was just like yes, oh, I cannot disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the story of why Kristen and Stassi got canceled.
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  Speaker 1: Jack was still on the show, but there was a
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  Speaker 1: party that was like at like an opening party or something.
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  Speaker 1: It was at Tom Tom, one of the restaurants, the
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  Speaker 1: vander Pomos with the two Toms, and Lisa vander pum
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  Speaker 1: was at that party, and Alista vander pump started this
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  Speaker 1: whole empire, right she owned the restaurants that spurred the shows.
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  Speaker 1: And Jack's is you know, always coked out of his gorge,
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  Speaker 1: just always like you like this, and he gets in
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Vanderbump's face and was like something something, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: they came on my show, blah blah blah, and Lisa
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  Speaker 1: vander Pumpkins, excuse me, it is not your show. Actually
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  Speaker 1: it is my show. It is called vander pump yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's oh yeah, that's like I know, I know, I know, Lisa,
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: But we never saw him again. He was off after that.
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  Speaker 2: That was it.
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  Speaker 1: He was kicked off the show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh geez, okay, I had no idea that was the
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  Speaker 2: reason that he got canceled.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean his erratic, coked out behavior it Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So he and Brittainy got married at this air quote
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  Speaker 1: castle by the highway in Kentucky and they got married.
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  Speaker 2: I castled by the Highway. It was like one of.
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  Speaker 1: These things like my whole life, I would drive by
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  Speaker 1: and see this castle and one day I won't get married.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a princess in that castle. And
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  Speaker 1: it's some sort of like wedding venue in Kentucky. But
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  Speaker 1: they're like, it's literally like a castle that somebody in
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  Speaker 1: Kentucky made to be a wedding venue.
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  Speaker 2: Got it.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where they got married. And like he didn't
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  Speaker 1: have his own mother at the wedding because he was
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  Speaker 1: mad at her because his dad was really sick and dying,
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  Speaker 1: and the dad's dying wish was like don't tell the kids.
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  Speaker 3: So the mom didn't tell the kids and they didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Get either they didn't get to see him, or they
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  Speaker 1: saw him right before he died, but they didn't know
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  Speaker 1: that he was very sick, he was saying, so he
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  Speaker 1: quit talking to his mother and didn't invite his mother
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  Speaker 1: to his wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because I'm watching season one and you know me,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a bad judge of character. Okay, and I like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: do I like Jack's Do I not like him?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, don't you don't like him?
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  Speaker 1: You don't?
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  Speaker 2: And like there's something about him, But then I see
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  Speaker 2: him being a total ass. What I'm like, thinking some
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  Speaker 2: good intensive therapy. There may be a good guy in
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  Speaker 2: there somewhere. It may be and you haven't seen it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, ten years, ten years, Various relationships and girlfriends and
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  Speaker 1: now with Brittany, his wife, have all tried over all
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  Speaker 1: his years. But you know, he is admitted to a
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  Speaker 1: twenty year cocaine and alcohol problem.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that it'll make you suck as a person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think he sucked as a person before that.
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  Speaker 1: He's just He's just a liar. He literally lies about everything.
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  Speaker 1: He will lie about nothing, small things, big things, he
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  Speaker 1: lies about. He's just everything everything nobody thought she should
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  Speaker 1: marry him. Nobody thought she should stay together with him,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: and she did, you know, and everything everybody predicted has
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: come true. Right, So as we go, I will give you, you know,
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: background as a is fit because some of these people
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: on the valley, you know, we've never seen before. And
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  Speaker 1: it's really great because like who everybody but Kristin and Jackson,
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  Speaker 1: oh and Brittany.
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  Speaker 3: You've never seen these other people never.
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  Speaker 1: We had never seen them as a friend in the background,
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  Speaker 1: like we've seen Zach before, because Zach actually is Brittany's
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  Speaker 1: friend that I believe is from Kentucky and like moved
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  Speaker 1: to LA when she moved to La as like her bestie.
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  Speaker 3: I believe Zach is like from Kentucky.
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  Speaker 1: With Brittany, Okay, okay, and he of course they've all
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: been friends for a song. He's become very close to
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  Speaker 1: Kristin and everybody else. But no, I mean Michelle, Jesse,
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  Speaker 1: all these other people, Janet, Jason, all these people we've
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: never seen. Now, Janet has been in the zeitgeist for
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: a long time because she's been really good friends with
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: all of them for a long time. When we've heard
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: her name where she's been at a party here or there.
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  Speaker 1: But all of these people except for Kristin Jackson Brittany
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: are brand new to this show. I never seen it.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: So a lot of people when it started were like, Oh,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: this show's gonna be terrible, like who are these people?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I think it's gonna be great,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it to me the first two episode. You know me,
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  Speaker 2: I'm always kind of stupid down the first two episode,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, who's.
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  Speaker 3: The well when they're brand new, you gotta yeah.
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  Speaker 1: God yeah, and I love that you. Sorry, my car
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  Speaker 3: I'll turn that off.
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  Speaker 1: The Valley Season two, Episode one, separation anxiety.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, got it?
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  Speaker 1: So everybody separated, So we get a lot of opening
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  Speaker 1: shots of them like doing their talking heads of like
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  Speaker 1: preview on what's to come, you know, with all this
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  Speaker 1: Brittany and Jackson are separated.
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  Speaker 3: We know now very.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty currently, pretty recently he admitted to this cocaine and
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  Speaker 1: problem is probably to like boost up ratings for this season.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely yes, because I'm not gonna admit to a drug problem.
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  Speaker 2: Unless I'm gonna get paid to.
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  Speaker 3: Use, especially when you're trying to have joint.
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  Speaker 1: Custody of your child.
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  Speaker 2: Yes's.
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  Speaker 3: And then she.
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  Speaker 1: Also just did a big article with people talking about
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: her son having autism.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I saw that.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, now, we we knew last season that he was
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: getting speech therapy and stuff, and yes we could. You know,
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: you could tell, especially as a parent, that you could
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: tell like, Okay, something's going on with this kid and
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: they're not saying it, and that's fine because they don't
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: have to. And in addition to having a coked out
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: husband who calls you fat and lazy alcoholic. Now I
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: have heard, and this is just complete rumor, but I
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: have heard from other people that yes, Brittany also does
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: have a drinking problem.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: But I think that was kind of clear. And here's
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: the thing. He called her fat and lazy. You can't
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: call me fat and lazy. People want struggle and call
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: me that doing both this way too much like you
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: to be fat this day and ugly the next day.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I can't be fat and ugly the same day, Like
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: come on, give me something like, Yeah, it was clear
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: to me because you know, my stepson is autistic, and
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I kind of recognized some of the things a little bit,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: like there's like him, like there's something going on. I'm like,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: we're probably gonna hear about a diagnosis. And here we go,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: right before the new season starts, there's a diagnosis. There's
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: a big birthday party where I guess they were astronauts.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I saw that.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: It was cute. So he's a really really cute kid.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: He looks looks a lot like her. But I mean,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: you saw at the end of last season she was
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: like really pressuring him to like have another baby, and
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, let me tell you, this marriage is
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: a baby. Okay. So then we see all these opening
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: shots that I'm talking about whatever happened. So I think
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: that's when finally Jack goes to rehab, which I think
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: he tried twice. I don't know if it's stuck or not,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: but allegedly he says he has. So seven days earlier,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: we're at Jesse's house. Okay, now this is the same
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: house he lived in with Michelle, and he says, now,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I'm so great to have my own space. I can
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: like line my clothes up alphabetically and buy color in
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: the closet, and you know when Michelle moved out. It
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: was like a weight off my shoulders, and co parenting
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: is not going well. You know, Isabella acts like me
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: and looks like me, which is probably not great for Michelle.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Isabella is that girl though, Like, oh yeah, yeah,
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: she knows what she's doing, she knows how to respond.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: She responds sarcastically, like she is just a tiny adult
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: and I have to tell you, and you're probably gonna
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: get mad at me for this. I like Jesse way
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: more than I like Michelle.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Right, and did you feel that way about him last
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: season season one? Yeah?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I can't stomach her at all.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I think she's been through a lot with him, and
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: that'll make you be real bitchy.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: It's just something about a personality.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I get it, get it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Granted, living with him probably is horrible,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: but I would just cussing sounds out every day. Yeah good,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: it'll be funny.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay. So five hours later, we see Isabella in
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: the car and she's going, I have any shadow on
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Mom's like, okay, great, it's gotta school with that shadow.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: It's amazing, right, So obviously he's gonna be the dad
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: that lets Isabella do whatever the fuck you wantever, and
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: then Michelle's gotta deal with that when she comes to
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: her house, you know.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the chance you take when you get
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: a divorce, because there's always gonna that parent that they
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: don't live with all the time. It's always gonna be
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: the fun parent. It just it just happens. That's just
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: the way. And especially a girl. Of course, she's gonna
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: have a ferrari by the time she's did.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: That's right. So now we're at Janet and Jason's house.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: They have had their baby. She was, you know, using
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: her pregnant secrets like everything last year.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're pregnant, not not handicapped, Like, stop it,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: stop this girl.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Like how funny was it last season when Jason said, Yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: so Janet, you know, quit her job here at the
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: end of the pregnancy to get ready for the baby.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: And but she took up a new full time hobby,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: which is shit talking and gossiping.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's like the number one, she's the sneaky one. Yeah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: she has everyone else doing her dirty work. And I
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you their little baby, Cameron, Jason's jeans did
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: not put up a fight at all. No we'll get
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: the next one. We'll get the next one.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Here's a fun fact about Jason.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Matt Maher of Reality Gaze knows him because he Jason's
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: was a lawyer in the firm where Matt used to work.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: He's hot, He's very hot, very hot. You can't tell
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: me he does anything wrong. You can't tell me he cheats.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: You can't tell me. I think you can't tell me
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: anything bad about Jason them.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, we haven't seen anything bad so far, but
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: you know, we've still got a whole season, the.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Whole season to go.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: So the baby's crawling, he's got one of those little
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: baby helmets on, and she's talking about how you know,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: she thought all these you know, barf and poop and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: snot and all this would gross her out, but somehow,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: like it doesn't when it's your own baby. They talk about,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: you know, he's got the helmet on because of the
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: conehead and stuff, and he's crawling around.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Cute.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Now we go to Kristin and Luke's and Kristens in
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the kitchen and he's basically telling her like, hey, if
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: you want to get pregnant and try to have a baby,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: like maybe you shouldn't be like drinking and smoking, and
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: she's like, ah, works for our parents. I'm sure it's fine.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, technically she is correct, like she really really is.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: But I gotta tell you you're not gonna get this
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: reference because you have always will continued to refuse to
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: watch Mama June. But for anyone else who has followed
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Honeybooboo Mama June, Luke is sugar Bear, who is Alana
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: aka Honey Boo Boo's dad. Luke looks exactly like what
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: sugar Bear would have looked like if he were not
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: a myth head and married to June. Okay, can I
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: tell me these two people are not related? I mean
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: they I'm like, that is what sugar Bear could have
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: looked like instead of what he like, No tea, that
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: just he's may to June Shannon, and he slept with June,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: so he's he'd been through some things. But yeah, they
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: look just so I'm gonna have to see a picture
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: of sugar Bear.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, yes I can't. I can't picture him. I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: mean I know that name obviously, but I can't picture him. Okay,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: So the background on Luke is everybody says he looks
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: like a doomsday prepper, but he's actually from like a
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: super super like wealthy family. He's actually super wealthy. Yeah, okay,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: how did you feel about first season when she this
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: is like all coming back to me because I didn't
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: rewatch the first season. She said that she met him
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: at her friend wedding and like banged down behind a
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: porta potty. That's just Kristin. That's how she rolls.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know, sometimes we get an itch, you
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: gotta scratch it, but we try not to scratch it
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: in an alley, you know what I mean, behind a
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: porter potty.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: In a bridesmaids dress.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: So to me, if you can walk the distance to
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: a quorter potty, you could probably walk the distance to
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: your car if you go just a little bit further,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: and you could have done it there.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: If I go in the porta potty, they went like
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: behind the porter potties.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: That's disgusting. Yeah, you can feel smell and yeah it's you.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: You're you're fucking by a shitter. Okay, anyway you put it,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: that's what you're doing. Okay.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Jasmine and Melissa, Now we never really saw Melissa last season.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: We knew she had this long term girlfriend, but we
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: never really saw her, and we don't see her much.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: We just see her a little. So I don't know
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: if Melissa is like I will film but as little
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: as possible, you know.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't blame her, especially if she's got
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: like this techie career and stuff like that, and yeah,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be associated that much the show.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Even though her girlfriend stole Michelle Williams's whole face from
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Destiny's Child. Every time they showed you as I'm like,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I'm a survivor.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give up.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: That is funny.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: That is they could be sisters, that's true. So they
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: say they've been together four years. They joke about like,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: are you gonna propose to be? Are you gonna propose
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: to be? Even Okay, So I guess that's what we're
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: setting that up to happen, probably okay Nia and Danny's
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: condo now, at the end of the last season, they
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: were looking for a place because they have three under three,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: and we know that in current times she is pregnant
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: with number four.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: That is insane. I saw a picture, a current picture,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: and it was like the whole cast and I saw her.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: You know, every woman now has got to put their
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: stomach on the handoff. But I do not get that shit.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, we get it. And I'm like, there's
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: no way she's pregnant again.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: She is, she's pregnant again.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: So that means we're going to see even more little
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: house on a prairie dresses, Yeah, that's all she wears.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they already shouldn't have three children in a
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: two bedroom.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Apartments a small condo.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they already are. Yeah, we better see them move,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: We better see them move. Yes, So now we go
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: to Jackson Britney's house. Now, of course, you know Jack's
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: being Jack's refused to move out of the family home
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and made Brittany and Cruz move to a rental. So
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: take your child, who already has issues out of his
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: home and make him move to a rental.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was not a good move right there. That
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: was pretty douchey.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Pretty bad. So so Jesse goes over to visit Jack's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: and Brittany and Jacks have now been separated for nine
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: months and she is in a rental you know, close by,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and he says, you know, the two of us were
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: thinking to try and again, but you know, I went
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: on her iPad. She was still texted with Julian like
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like he's saying this to Jesse, put yourself in my shoes.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I went full, like unhinged in rage and I was
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: mad and you, thank god, thank god cruisedn't see anything.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: He was in the other room. And Jesse says, you
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: need to think about how your son sees you as
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a father and a man and how he will treat
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: women in the future. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeahs
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: you know, he didn't get a shit. He's like got
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: a plan on seeing that kid anyway, it doesn't matter.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: And the talking head Jack says, yeah, it's really bad
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: because like Julia and I we were friends, and I
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: don't have an answer for how I acted. I don't
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I saw red. It was like an out of body experience.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Like tell me any god that would handle it differently. Now,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: this is what Jack's always does.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: He's always trying to work on himself. He's always like, Okay,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: do better. You know, he's been saying that for fifteen years.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I'm working.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I'm a work in progress. But whatever, whenever he says
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: thing like that was really bad. I apologize for that,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: but anybody else would do the same thing, or you
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: know who could blame me? He never just takes accountability
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: or apologize. He always has to say anybody else would
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: do the same I was triggered by this person as
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: their fault, like he can't make full accountability. There's not
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: anybody can find me. One example of all the years
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: of Vander Pumpkin's or this show where he ever just
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: said I'm wrong, I'm sorry, without in the same episode
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: also explaining why really is somebody else's fault? Are y'all
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  Speaker 2: Now. I heard Brittany at some point say that they
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: agreed that they could see other people. Yes, Jesse.
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• 32:44
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• 32:49
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  Speaker 1: phase of just hook up some stuff, and he goes,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: but you know, really, at the end of the day,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I'm a relationship guy, and now I'm in a great
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: relationship with a wonderful woman, and she's super strong. She
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: holds me accountable. She holds a mirror to me, which
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Michelle never did. I was like, so, you're faulting Michelle
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: for not holding your feet to the fire, just as
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: you just said to Jack's be a man holds your
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: own feet to the fire. You don't need a woman
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: to do it for you, you know.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's always easier to call out shit
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: that you do with someone else does it because you
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: don't realize you're doing the same shit, right.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I think that's the case here with Jesse. So now
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: we go to Britney's rental and Michelle is there, and
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: so she's telling Michelle about this iPad incident, and she
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: says she sent the guy Julian a sexy video. She
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: and Jack's were separated, they find eddy other people. Jackson
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: was literally parading women around, and I mean I mean
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: we saw like and we saw him with all sorts
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: of different women.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Also, he doesn't really care, no, okay, and she.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Says, you know, but his rages are getting so much worse.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Michelle says, well, you know, if he's raging like that,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: it takes one second for it to go wrong.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: And in the Talking to Head, Brittany says, we were
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: still co parenting doing our podcast because it's super successful,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: so we just kept that up and everything, and then
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: all hell broke loose. He got all mad at mean
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: about that sexy video, and he flipped the coffee table
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: and it hit my leg, hit my knee and immediately
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: turned black and brew blue, and he was losing his
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: mind that I was cheating on him.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: But we had an agreement.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: We were separated, and he had been publicly parading around
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: with girls, which is true.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: You know how, you know how I always work for
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: our guy. It's like, I can't do it. It's not
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: bad for me to go and fuck a thousand women,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: but if you fuck one guy, it's just like, oh
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: my god, you're a whore. Exactly. Yep.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: So what they're sort of alluding to in these conversations
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: is Jack was physically violent with Brittany, and she's trying
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: to downplay it. He flipped a coffee table and hit
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: my leg, and that is completely bad, but I think
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: it was way worse, and they're trying to just skatee past.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: This, probably because if he's been goodly.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Violent to Brittany, then they don't have a shell because
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: they're there, you know what I mean.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, most definitely, And here's my thing. You flip a
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: table and hit me, okay, but I'm most definitely gonna
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: get that same table, flip it and hit you as well.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be even in this situation. But that's scary,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: especially with the child, especially with the child with special needs.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: They need stability, you know what I mean. That's just
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: chaos right there.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: So I guess after that is when she like was like,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going into a rental again, and he's just a
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: complete piece of shit for not saying, well, actually, the
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: two of you should stay in the house and I
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: should go because he just doesn't take because it's Britney's
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: fault because she sent a sexy video to somebody when
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: they're separated and they had agreed it was okay, So
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: it's been it's Britney's fault that he flipped the table.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Any other guy would have done the same.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: See, well, no, any other guy would have said it's
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: easier for me to pack up and go and stay
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: in an apartment or something like that, and.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: You with a free anything here.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean he would be able to take
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: his leaf blower with him if you were living in
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: an apartment. How would he use his leaf blower every day?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Mary Payne, He needs to do that. That's a form
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: of therapy for him.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: So Brittany says, when g X is partying, it's way worse. Now,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: this is the you know, he's a cocad, you know, okay,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And Michelle goes, yeah, I get it. She goes, well,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Jesse's also going through a midlife crisis, like he's forty four,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: he should be calming down. But then Michelle doesn't understand
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: what a midlife crisis is because that's what it means. Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know, they they kept really picking up
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: that forty five, forty five, forty five, So I'm like, Okay,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: sloiero bitch is on forty five. Y'all are making it
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: seem like seventy five. And here's the thing for Jacks.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: You know, I have a theory about drugs.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Mary paine.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, there's certain drugs that you could do when
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: you're young. Okay, but once you hit thirty nine forty,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: you can no longer our hearts, our brains can no
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: longer function properly with You cannot do cocaine and meth
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: when you're in your forties. Let's just disclaim you should
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: know them at all, shouldn't do it anyway. But the
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: order that you get the chance is stuff you haveving
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: a heart attack and a stroke from the drug usage
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: goes way. Wait wait wait, wait, wait up, you just
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: weed when you're in your forties.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: And Jackson has had two, maybe three full nose jobs.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: And he is because of this is I'm thinking it's
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: because of the coke.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always like, oh yeah, I've got allergies, and
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: we're like, I mean everybody's been like allergies.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, allergies.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: You know for years people have been like, Okay, nobody
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: has again that many he knows jobs, unless you're Stevie
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Nick because you've burned so many holes to your nose. Yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, poor jack he's gonna have like not a nose.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be going around look like Boldemort. Because you
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: like yesned away everything. Yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: So Michelle is telling Brittany about her new man, Aaron.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: He's amazing. He doesn't talk down to me. And Brittany's like,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: what's that like? And she says, he just brightens my day.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: He's genuine and so great. And I saw Jesse, I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: believe after the Valley was over on Watch What Happens Live,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: saying like he was in such a great place with
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend. He knew Michelle was in a great place
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and it seemed to be okay. But he's starting out
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: here maybe not so much. She tells Brittany, you know
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: last year I was so sad like all the time.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And Brittany goes, I saw that. I get it, And
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: we see some clips from that. All right, Janet goes
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: to a plant store to meet with Brittany. Now, the
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: guy working at the plant store was really trying to
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: get some screen time. Really, he was really in there.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Should Yes, that's he should.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: And they look at some plants and the guy goes, well,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the thing because they're making like these little terrariums, right yeah,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: And he goes, the thing about that is you can't
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: pick that when it's going to be six feet tall
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and they joke about. She goes, I can ease somebody
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: over six feet tall in my life. Wait it is
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Jack's not tall, he's like five nine. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: And Brittany goes, yeah, somebody who doesn't have to wear
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: heels and their shoes.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Ooh, that's a good one.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: That's a good one because he was always Jack and
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Tom cruise yeah exactly. So they're making the terrarium in
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: her phone ring, She's like, he's Jacks. I'm not gonna
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: get it, and Janet says that her talking head. She goes,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I just want Brittany to have fun. She's always down
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to have fun. She's the girl that's like, do you
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: want to order to Taco bell.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Three in the morning?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, you know. Brittany is the girl that always was
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: the most fun. And that is true throughout all the
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: seasons of vander Pump when she came around, nobody has
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: ever said one word about Brittany ever Rever. Everybody is like, well,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: obviously he doesn't deserve her. But they're like, they're like,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: believe me, when they get divorced, everybody's keeping Brittany.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: And getting rid of Jackson, even though they've known Jackson
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: twenty years.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: They're like everybody has always loved her the most. It's
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: like she just needs some happiness in her life. The
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: only problem ever that has ever been with Brittany is
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: because Stossi and Bo, her husband got married, like during
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: COVID in the backyard, she was pregnant and they couldn't
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: have this wedding in Italy. So when they did their
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: like redo wedding in Italy, you know after I think
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: they had the second kid by then maybe or maybe
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: they had the second kid right after, but it was
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: an Italian wedding. It was you know, invite only they
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: had an exact number of people, right because it's in Italy, right,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and very literally the day that Jackson and Brittany were
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: just to fly to Italy to go to the wedding
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: because they were invited, they canceled. It didn't come. I
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: mean Stassy and were like those two other people we
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: could have invited. Yeah, I'm sorry, balloons guys, if you're
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: watching a video on those two other people they could
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: have invited, and that was two spots they took from
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: somebody else, and that the day and they knew that
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Jack's was like planning to not come because it was
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: in like a group text that he didn't realize Bo
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: was in and was like, Oh, we're totally not going
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: to that. And then when Brittany like texted Saucy and
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: they were very good friends, sexitter was like, you know,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: we can't come there. First it was they couldn't get
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: a babysitter, her mom couldn't come to babysit the kid,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: and then it was like what they didn't get Cruise's
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: passport in time? They had two different uses, but Jack
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: had already said in the group chat, oh we're not
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: doing that. And so that is the only problem anybody
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: has ever had with Brittany, and one hundred percent of
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Jacks's fault really even her and Brittany like yeah, but
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Brittany like took the fall for it, you know, because
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: she's like protect.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: My man, my man, my man.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I hope that Btny and Saucy can come back to
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: being friends, you know, because I mean.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Saucy dated Jacks for like four years, so she knows
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: what he's like.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You know, who is he not dated? We'll see, well
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: he's fucked Kristen. Uh, let's see who is he not
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: dated or who is he not banged. Let me tell
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: you something. Season one, to vander Pump Rules, Jack's hot.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: He's what? Oh was he? Okay?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, I I and I have no estrogen in my body.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I was hot for him. Okay, that'll tell you something.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Season one, Jack's hot. Okay. So Janet asks Britney, does
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Jax know that he needs help?
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Like is he on board to get help? And she goes, yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Sometimes he'll say that he does, and then other times
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: he'll say I'm Jack Taylor and I can do what
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I want. Yep, that's what he says. Swear to god,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: she said. Now he's spiraling because I'm having this white party.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: So he's going to have a rival party, which was
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: funny because like nobody that is so immature, like it's
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: so housewives.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: That's yeah, but he's not a housewife, nor is he
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: a woman if that's such a bitchy thing to do.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: He's so petty and bitchy and yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, Brittany's like, I'm not gonna
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: focus my whole summer on him. I'm gonna find myself again.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have fun. I'm all have this white party.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Plus we're filming and so that'll be good for filming. Yeah,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: all right, Zach and Nia meet up. Okay, Nia gets
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: to hold the alcohol drink because that's just how she is,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: and Zach gets it. She does, but like she'll have
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: like one or two drinks, I mean, but really not
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: not more than that. So just making sure that I
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: don't need to move something because Anna just open the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: door for the dogs to come in. So if I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: have to jump up, that means because Violet's probably gonna
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: try to grab that pencil. If I had to guess,
• 43:50
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• 43:52
  Speaker 1: pencil off this table? So if Violet jumps up there,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: she won't get it. Okay, that is Hey, sut, okay, sure,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Oh your shirt is so cute.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Hey show that shirt on the camera. Okay, all right, let's.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: See what's his say.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Can you see the dogs on it?
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: That's so cute.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Those are not our dogs.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: That was just a shirt I found in Oxford, Mississippi,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: at a store called Shades, and those two dogs were
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: on the back of it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Now look at that. God, so I just.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Bought three of them. Cute, Fine, thank you, what, I
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: love you, goodbye. Not like recording a show or anything. Okay,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: So all right, so Zach and Nia meet up. No,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I think she doesn't drink very much as you saw
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: last season, like she would have one or two drinks.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: She's just feeding, yes, yeah, and then leaking through and
• 44:48
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• 44:49
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  Speaker 2: Do.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: You have thoughts on Zach's hair because a lot of
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: people think it's not real hair.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I think that's his real hair. It's just a shit
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: hair real hair.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Especially if he's from Kentuck. That's just they have big hair.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Like I think he just has a lot of hair
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: and doesn't know how to.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I think he does too. Yeah, yeah, I don't think
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: it's fake at all.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Last season he said that his hair was so big
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: because they said, oh, we're going to start filming in
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: like two weeks, and then they're like, actually, now we're
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: going to start filming like on Friday, and he didn't
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: have time to get a haircut, and then he wasn't
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: allowed to change it once they started filming.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: You know, Oh that would suck.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, no, and now i'd have to stay
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: like lego hair because he does have lego hair. Yeah
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: he does, all right. So they talk about the situation
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: with Jack's and when did you last see Brittany?
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: And he is like, yeah, the whole situation with that
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: is really scary.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: And Zach says, I, you know, he's been friends with
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Brittany since they were young, and he says, I've seen
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Jack's behavior get progressively worse and worse and worse. So
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: they're all dancing around this cocaine problem and not saying it.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're alluding to it for the camera.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they have made a pact, like
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: if say what it is, we're not gonna say okay.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: And they're just saying he's partying, he's raging, he's behavior
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: and d but they're not saying he's coked out.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean partying and raging. Either he's
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: coked out or he's on steroids, well one or the other.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Like so we're gonna he used to do that back
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: in the day with Sassy. He was always on these
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: like steroid oh brote shakes this stuff, and she's always
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: like you gotta you gotta stop with that, like it's
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: making you nuts.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never even heard of a steroid protein. Well
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: he was.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: He was just always using those like pump you up.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Powders and stuff and a lot of people. I think
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: he's also just doing steroids because he was so like
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: cut and ripped.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy is a walking heart attack. Yes, or
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: he's gonna have irrectile dysfunction from all this shit he's
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: doing to his wife. I know, like this is not good.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: So Christen arrives and says, sounds like I don't want
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: to talk about this the whole time. I gotta get
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: a skinny margarita, WHI salt because I don't want to
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: talk about Jack's or so and the talking het Kristin says,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: no one has ever said Jacks is a good guy.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I've seen him treat his girlfriend like shit. I've seen
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: him cheat on every girl he's ever been around. He
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: has anger issues, but I've never seen him do anything
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: like what he did to Britney. Again, they're not saying
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: what really happened here? I think, Yeah, I think something
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: more happened. Put his hands on her, That's what it
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: sounds like to me. It doesn't sound like he flipped
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a coffee table and it hit her knee. Yeah, okay,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I think he did something else. So also, okay, So
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: if you didn't watch vander Pump. Then this maybe didn't
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: hit you like it hit me, because when Jackson was
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: dating Stassy for all those years, he cheated on Stassy
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: with Kristin who was her best friend Christine.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: I did hear something about that.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Kristin was in a long term relationship with Jacks's best friend,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Tom sanderbal right, and they banged the whole they bang.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: They banged when Tom Sandoval was asleep in the other
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: room Kristen and Jack's. And then that's when you see
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: the slap when Saucy slaps Kristen that you see all
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the times, like she just backhands he.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Sheesus, okay, which you know, they nasty.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: We were here for you, and he goes, okay, let'sn't
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: talk about Jacks. We don't want to give him all
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: our energy, okay. So then Kristen goes, yeah, here's something weird.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: A friend of mine ran into Janet at Pilate's and
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: she was like, oh, Kristin and I were great, everything's wonderful,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: everything's good. Like what is she talking about? So Zach
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: reminds us that he said some bad things to Janet,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: and he says, I take full responsibility for what I said,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I take full responsibility for my actions. Just dead stop,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: nothing else how you're supposed to. Yes, And then we
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: see a clip of Janet on Gibson John's podcast gabbing
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: with kid. Gibson is my friend, okay, I said him
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: a screenshot. I was like, what the fuck? And he
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: said the scream that I scrumped. He said he had
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: no idea that was going to be on there, and
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: he goes, wow, he said.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: The scream that I screamed.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: When I saw it, I was dying And I said,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: don't forget the little people when.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Because that's huge right there.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Huge. I was like for him, I was like, Gibson,
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: he was like, can you believe that shit?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: So and to not know that it's gonna even be
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: on there? Yeah, right.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: So Geanet says, you know I heard Zach and Kristen
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: both were saying they hoped like my baby didn't come
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: to full term, like they were hoping I didn't have
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: a healthy job. Like that is a fucked up thing
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: to say. But they didn't say that, not like that. No,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: they're not like that. It was like, I don't care
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: that she's pregnant, you know what I mean, She didn't
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: care she was pregnant either.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Because she's like, I can't, I can't deal with all this.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: She was like, bitch, you are a part of this stress,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: like you're doing it to your own body, Like it's
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: not just them. You're not caring, Like the amount of
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: not caring that you're talking about that they're doing, you're
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: doing the same exact thing, so come on. And they
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: did not say anything about a miscarriage unless I had
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: totally zoned out, which I don't think that I did.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: No one said that. He just said, bitch, I don't
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: care that you're.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Pregnant, Like, yeah, yes, I get it, Yeah, you know.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: And Zak and Janet, you know, are between Zach Jack.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: But Zach and Janet and Jack's like trying to say
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: that three times, between Zach and Jack's and Janet, between
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: them and Christen, they're all shit, sirs.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: They are, yes, But Janet is the scary kind because
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: she's behind the scene doing the dirty work. Yeah you
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like that's always the scariest person.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: And Zach clocked her shit and I read it.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I read read it.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I read it.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, the baby is here, and he's perfect
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: and adorable.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: So we can't use that anymore, and not at all.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I would love to hear what this excuse is going
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: to be this year.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I baby aby the talking to head. Kristen goes, look,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: you know, Janet and I weren't great. We see a
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: bunch of clips and of course you know, and of
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: course Janet knows about my fertility journey, how been trying
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: to get pregnant. And just because I don't like Janet
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean I don't like her child. It doesn't mean
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: I would ever say something like that, you know. Right,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: So back at the table, Zack laughs about how Janet
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: was tracking him to see where he was, and he says, look,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: here's the thing, Brittany is my person. Brittany is my person,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and I don't understand how Brittany would let this woman
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: play that boring pants come between us. And basically he's like,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Brittany is a little scared of Janet, and we all are.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Actually let's just tell the truth.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: But why, I don't know.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: She's pretty mean. She's pretty mean. And also in this
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: confessional with Zach, what the fuck is he wearing like
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: in a pink islet shirt with a magic jacket.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what is this outfit.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he has the side of what
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: his style is going to be. Is it going to
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: be boy band because sometimes it's given a little bit
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: of boy band point.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think he knows.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: The pink islet's given a little like hairy styles, like
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: a little ginger bending. I don't know. So now we're
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: at Jesse's house and Kristin arrives and she says, pigs
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: are flying, hell has frozen over. Jesse invited me to
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: his house. Yes, so Jesse asked, Okay, how is Luke doing?
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: And she's like, everything is fine. We see clips of
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: all their fighting between Jesse and Kristen and all this right,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: and Jesse tells Kristen, look, you were right about almost everything,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: meaning like Michelle and all this, and he goes, it's
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: subconsciously I knew it, and that led to anger and hatred,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: you know, on other people. And you didn't deserve for
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: me to project like what I was mad about it
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: my marriage onto you, and I take full accountability and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I apologize the end.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: That's how you do it. That's how you do It's
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: how it's done. Yep.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Jesse talks about Isabelle's upcoming birthday party and he goes,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I did invite Michelle and her new boyfriend Aaron, because
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: like it's the birthday party, like, of course I want
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you to be there, and we you know, put it
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: aside for the kid and the talking Eddie says, like,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Kristen did allege that Michelle had had a boyfriend behind
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: my back for a year, and if I find out
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: that this guy Aaron was that boyfriend, then it's not
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: going to go over well. Now, by the way, I
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: think Kristin and everybody whoever was the boyfriend for a year,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: obviously they know who it is, of course they do. Yeah,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: and was it Aaron? I don't know, it's going to
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: be him. It's going to be good for you, Michelle.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Go for it. So Kristen says, the apology really meant
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: a lot, you know from Jesse, and he goes, it's
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: an evolution. I'm growing, I'm growing and talking ahead. Christy goes,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: you know what, people should actually take a page out
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: of Jesse's boo, like he apologized, he owns it, and
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: we moved on, right.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Well, does Kristen always look like she just stopped being drunk. Yeah,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: I mean that is just I'm like, she constantly looks
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: like she just got over, like not like.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: A full blown hangover.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, that's just that's just how she looks.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: When the scandalal happened and all the ship went down
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: with Tom and Ariana, there was this last episode and
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Kristen is coming over Kristin who used to date Tom Sandabal,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Ariana who dated Tom Sandabal. So Christy's coming over to
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: like console Ariana as a friend, and the scene of
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: her walking up she is in leggings like for exercise socks,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: and then like shower slides like Nike's shower slides, okay,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: and then like a T shirt and she's.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm here, I'm gonna light some stage.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: She always she always looks like shit. She is always
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: like just look like she's been dragged through the mud.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: So I think you said, yeah, her looking like she
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: just woke up or is recovering from a four day hangover?
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Is she always looks like yes?
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Because I'm like, how does this girl always look
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: like that? I mean during the professionals, when you've had
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: a professional hairstyles and a professional makeup artist work on you. Yeah,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: of course you're gonna look better. But god damn are
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: you are on television?
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Does she zero? She gives zero shits? Yes, okay, clearly
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: that's what. That's how she has always been.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good to know, good to know.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: So so Jesse says, you know, it was it was
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: not comfortable for me to see, you know, Michelle with
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Aaron or whatever. But it's not gonna be like team
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Jesse or team Michelle. Like I don't want that.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, good okay.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Now, Nia and Danny parents of three. You go to
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: brunch and they're like, we have three kids. We have
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: no no daycare, no breaks, And he says, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm too blessed to be stressed, you know. And then
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: now I'm noticing when Dandy is talking he definitely got
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: botox this last season because last season, his forehead, if
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: you notice, was like very cro magnon, like down, I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: can't even do it, I got but it's way down
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: and like a line across here, like heavy.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Oka, and now it's very lifted.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: It's just fascinating to me.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I just yeah, I mean, but you just you just
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: watched season one and you could remember what his head
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: looked like.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't really take notice all that much. I just
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: remember him talking about like all the good moisturizer and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: face skin care that he's been doing for like ever,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: and now we know it's just botox.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I didn't even know men really got botox.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Like botox is so foreign to me.
• 1:00:48
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• 1:00:53
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• 1:01:02
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  Speaker 1: Brunch she's gotten botox, he's lifted his head up. Good
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  Speaker 1: for him, Okay, And they joke about having another baby,
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  Speaker 1: and she was like, I really want to have another one,
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  Speaker 1: Like I've already like ruined my body, so I may
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  Speaker 1: as well just get it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I kind of her theory is not bad.
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  Speaker 2: But she also has three kids already, right, but they
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: want four. They want so they had Because he doesn't
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: look like he's that sure about number four.
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  Speaker 1: I think he yeah. I mean I think they're very
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: like they met at church. They're very religious. I think
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: they want to have a bunch of kids. I think
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: they yes, yeah, okay, good for them, And he goes yeah,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: he goes, look, here's the thing about having another baby,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Like my son needs his own room, Like we need
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: a new yard, we need space. And then he jokes,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: have you heard of Santa Clarita because that's where he
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: wants to live. By the way, that's where Amie Phillips lives.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I think it's beautiful. And she's like, I don't want
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: to wait five years to have another baby, and my
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: body's already ruined. I want to have one, be done
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: and then get my body back to myself and He's
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: like okay, and she goes, I'm ovulating in fourteen days.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: They need a house. They they need a house.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Pop don't need a house and a nanny or a
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: relative to come and move in to help him.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: They they need a lot of things before they get
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: pregnant again.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, her mom was around a lot last year. I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: don't know where she was staying all right.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Not there, not there, unless she was sleeping on the couch. H.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: So Nia and Danny go over to Janet and Jason's
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: house and I forgot that Janet was married before because
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: she has some china out and they make a joke
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: about the china and she goes, oh, no, no, no,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: this is from the first marriage I kept. I kind
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: of forgot. I kind of forgot about that. But they're
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: going to their pregaming before Britney's White party.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Mm hm.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: So Danny and Jason talk about the boys chat, like
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: their group chat, and how Jack's is like getting mad
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: at them in the group chat because they're going to
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Britney's party. And they asked the girls, have you looked
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: in the boys group chat? And they're like, yeah, I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: dipped in there one time, like, it's disgusting. So I
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: got out. I don't want to I don't want to
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: be in the boys chat.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: So talking to Jason, says, you know, I can understand
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: why Jax would be upset by what Julian did. They were,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: you know, close friends for like a year. I was like,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: they were close friends for a year. What are they
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: like koke d buddies? What do you mean?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, So this Julius Julian person was not from vander
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Pump rules.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: No, I've never seen him before.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: You've never seen him? Okay, all right?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: And he says they were close friends for about a year.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: But I cannot condone acting aggressively towards Britney after finding out.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: You're a man, you're a father. You have to be
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: able to regulate your emotions. Again, we're not saying what
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: really happened.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Yep, but we are most definitely reading in between those lines. Yeah.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: So they joke that the Jacks party tonight will just
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: be him and Schwartz. So we go off to Jackson's
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Bar to where I've been to I have been to
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Jackson's Bar. Okay, and uh, he greets Bert, Tom's brother.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Now Tom Schwartz arrives. Bert is his brother. Bert had
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: severe liver issues due to his alcoholism and it had
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: a liver transplant. So I think Bert. I think Bert
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: is now living in LA with Schwartz. Okay, okay, Bert
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: is a triplet. Billy Burton brandow R. Tom Schwartz is
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: triplet brothers.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Are they identical triplets or yes?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, yes that's me.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: I've never met triplets before.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: And that crazy said there's there's a sister, then there's
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Tom Schwartz, and then there's Billy Burton Brandon, the three brothers.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: In that crazy that's arizing. Yeah, find out your last
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Like let's say you you're like, okay, this is my
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: last pregnancy. We've got two kids, let's have one more
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: and then you get three. Yeah, I'm gonna well, wish too.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Were staying at the hospital. I'm looking for.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: One which one is the cutest.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: Kiddest because that's a lot of kids. Yeah.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: So, and they also between Billy, Burt Brandon, Tom Schwartz
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: and the sister, they also have three half siblings. So
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know if the dad remarried and then had
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: three more kids.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of kids. That's a lot of children.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of children.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: No wonder he left.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: So oh no, no, I've said Schwartz and okay, Minnesota
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: or wherever he's from. So he Schwartz says, his dad
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: this past year, his dad almost out of a blood
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: clot and then the other brother, Brandon, had cancer. And
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: then of course we know Bert was a severe alcoholic
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: and had to have a liver transplant. So I mean,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Tom Schwartz has been through a lot and he and
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: he and Katie got divorced. So we see a couple
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: of other guys at Jackson's bar, but it's not a party, so.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Because everyone's at Britney's party, that's right.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: So in the car, Janet says, I've really missed Kristen
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: because they've been they have been really good friends for
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: a long time. And she says, and it's been a
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: while since I saw Kristin and Zach And you know,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think, you know, we could be besties right
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: away or anything, but hopefully we can just get along
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: and lower the tension in the group.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Well, Janet did them dirty last season. Always always, She's
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: not admitting to it at all, She's.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Just like it's been a long time since I've seen them.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: She acts like she had no hand in anything, you know.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: Does Jason not realize that his wife is kind of
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: a piece of shit?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: He realized she's a shit sterer. He said, she quit
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: her job and became a full time gossip. Yeah.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we should get t shirts to say that full
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: time gossip for yes, I like that occupation, full time
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: goss industry gossip.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: That. So they all arrive at the white party. It's
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: at a place called Level eight. It looks like kind
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: of like a rooftop pull party situation. Aaron and Michelle
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: are there, Jesse arrives and in the talk of head
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: she goes, things aren't good with Jesse. He gives me
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: the ick.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: For Jesse. He gives me the ICKX.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Tom and Jack's Schwartz and Jack's are talking at Jackson's
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: bar and they're like, how's how's it going with Schwartz
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: and Sandy's over there, and he goes, everything is great.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Well it's currently closed. Spoiler alert, I also went to
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: that bar. Tom says, okay, so how are you? And
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Jack's like, oh man, you know, like thanks are fine,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: and he says, you know, Brittany talked to me the
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: other night and we had a real heart to heart
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: and she doesn't feel comfortable to even be in the
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: room with you Jack's. And Jess goes, yeah, you know,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: like I have anger and I didn't know how to
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: let it out. And Tom goes, because they've known these things,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: they used to be roommates, like they've done each other
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: for years. And Tom goes, I gotta tell you, man,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: like I didn't even know you were capable of that
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: kind of behavior. Again, I'm sure Tom Schwartzen knows that
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Jack's is capable of kicking over a coffee table.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: So when, yeah, what are we not saying?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: It's it's we're just assuming here, but that it was
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: more of a domestic violence situation.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, Like I don't know if the cops are called,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: But obviously now I don't know why Brittany did not
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: beat his ass. I don't know why she didn't kick
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: him the nose, you know, because promoting domestic violence but
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: not trying to. But I'm just like, hm, if a
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: guy puts her hands on me, like we're gonna be fighting,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Like I may lose the fight, but I'm not about
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: to let you just beat on me like that.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: That is crazy. Yeah, and she's letting everybody know, everybody
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: know what happened without saying it.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, without seeing it. Yeah.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: So Jax goes, look, man, another guy infiltrated my marriage.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Imagine seeing pictures of your wife naked sending them to
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: another guy and he was my friend. And Tom, what
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: is in your phone?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Jackson? Jacks, I would love to know what's in Jesus
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: your photos. I would probably vomit as some of the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: things that are in there.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: And uh, and she goes and he was my friend.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: And Tom goes, yeah, I get it. Your feelings are valid,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: but the.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: Way you reacted is not vallible.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just Jess goes yeah. Yeah. But you know,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: she she flies off the handle all the time, you know,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: and she's so hypocritical, and she's just so hot and cold.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: And you know, she was at my house the other
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: night all alone and we almost hooked up, Like she
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: wants her cake and eat it too. Tom is just
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: looking at him, like, I have known you long enough
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: to know that not one word that comes out of
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: your mouth is truth. Tom is just looking at him like,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: are you done? We know that after whatever happened that
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you're not saying she did not come to.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Your house and try to hook up with you.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Shut up, I mean you know so Tom goes, uh, man,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: you are headed towards rock bottom with your recent behavior,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: and I feel like if you don't seek some sort
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: of counseling or some sort of therapy, and jess Be
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: goes yeah, like like, yeah, I have a little boy,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Like I have a kid who's supposed to look up
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: to me like a hero, and I'm going off the
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: fucking rails man, like I'm in such a bad place,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Like it's so hard to go home to an empty
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: house and I walk past my child's room and Tom goes, yeah,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: no excuse, man, no excuse.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Well, if your ass had had gotten a one bedroom apartment,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't have to write by walking past your child's
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: bedroom and it's empty, Like.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I really liked how over and over Jax does what
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: he's been doing since we've known him. Witches, Yeah, I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: was wrong, but I gotta go to this empty house.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: It's so sad, and you know, oh, yeah, if I'm
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: so bad, why was she trying to fuck me?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: But I was wrong?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: And also, you know, if I was so wrong, then
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you know why she marry me. He just cannot say
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: I was wrong and leave it at that. He's three
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: times a twelve or thirteen year old boy. Yes, every time, yes,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: every time he talks. I appreciate that. Tom Schwartz is
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: there to go, yeah, but you did this, and then
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: he's going boo boo boo, and he goes, there's no excuse,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: there's no excuse, man, and Jess goes, yeah, yeah, and
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: then he like cries and goes, I'm forty four years old, man,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with me? And he cried, what a lot?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Quit making excuses for your behavior.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Well, let's work on the drug problem. Let's start yes,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: let's start there.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Let's get sober.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Let's start there. Let's get sober. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: because nothing else is gonna work if you keep going
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: back to coke.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Right, it's not yeah, all right. So now we go
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: back to the white party because nothing's happening at Jackson's party,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: and Jesse says, okay, so Aaron, he didn't like me
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: that much. And then we see Michelle and Jesse go
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: back in fourth about spoiling Isabella. Well, if you didn't
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: do this, believe you didn't do that, or if you
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: didn't do this, if you didn't do that. Kristen says,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I haven't talked. She's talking to Jasmine. She says, no,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I haven't talked to Janet at all, and then Janet appears.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I won't say mane jump scare what right?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: So they sit to talk and Janet is talking to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Kristen and says, look, I don't want to let last summer.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: You know, we've had so many fun years before that
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: we don't need to let last summer ruin this, which
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: is sort of a trope of vander Pump rules. They
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: always talked about last summer, last summer because they filmed
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: the summer, so it's sort of like, I guess it's
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: like a summerhouse. I guess because I don't watch the Summerhouse,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: but I think it's the same idea of like, well,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: last summer, you did this. I did what you did
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: last summer got you. So Jane's like, I don't want
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: to let what happened last summer ruin it because we've
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: had so many fun years together and I want to
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: find a way to sort of get back to that
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: having fun. And Kristen goes. Look, I'm a little reluctant, okay,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: because after the summer you went at me hard. Yeah,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: real hard, like you said on Gibson's podcast you said
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't want your baby to be full term, Like
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I never said that, Jad it goes, Yeah, I should
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: apologize for that. Yeah, well you can't.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Like you put it on a podcast, and I've never
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: heard of this podcast, but I'm assuming it's pretty popular
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: if they mentioned it on the show. Yeah, yeah, Okay.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: That doesn't give me. Gibson is just very known in
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: the Bravo world as like a writer and kind of
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: a because he's very like normal and fair and a
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: great guy. And fun fact about Gibson John's He's from
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: DC and his parents founded Scout bags kind of like
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: this scout If I sent you a picture of one,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: you can know exactly what it is. There's just like
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: like storage bags.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Hold on, was he recently on.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: This podcast? Yes, he's been on my podcast a lot. No,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: not your Pain, It's not sorry.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: We's he on Kate and Tyler from Teen Mom? Was
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: he on there? I think I don't know that's him
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: because I think I remember hand the word GiB.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he ever talks about teen Mom,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: but maybe he does. I thought he mostly did Bravo.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna have to go back, and look, I'm
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: gonna have to go back. I can be completely wrong.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: It just sounded kind of familiar.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Gibson John's he's my Nantuncket friend. He's guy, he's
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: my friend that's gonna like help me one day achieve
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: my dream of going to Nantucket because he.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Goes there every summer. Yeah, he lives in New York.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: He's a great guy.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: You achieved that dream.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: I'm trying.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: So okay, baby blah blah blah.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: And Jenna, there's no coming back from that. Sorry from
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: saying I don't want your baby to So there's no
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: coming back from that. Nope.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: So Janet goes, yeah, like I should apologize for that,
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  Speaker 2: But he didn't say that.
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• 1:19:22
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• 1:19:25
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• 1:19:32
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• 1:19:35
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• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: have anything to apologize for. Now. I'm kind of getting
• 1:19:40
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• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: say that.
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  Speaker 2: We did well, well, we can only go by what
• 1:19:46
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• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: that at all. We just heard him say I don't
• 1:19:50
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• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: we know Kristen mostly definitely definitely did not say that.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I did not say that. So we get some clips
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: about jam in it saying Christen's head, Michelle's a racist,
• 1:20:06
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• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: We get this clip of Luke telling Kristen just say
• 1:20:14
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• 1:20:18
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• 1:20:21
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  Speaker 3: And I wish you were.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: And you know, they're both tearing up, So no, it
• 1:20:35
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• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: If they're both tearing up, that means that there's still
• 1:20:40
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• 1:20:43
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• 1:20:46
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• 1:20:48
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• 1:20:52
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  Speaker 1: standing by the pool, Zach says we should all have
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: a spot a and Michelle then talks to which means
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: the we'll probably see that next week. Michelle talks to
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Jesse about we got to get our daughter into like
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  Speaker 1: the best schools or whatever, and he goes, Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: why don't we look everywhere? Why don't we even look
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  Speaker 1: like at Orange County? And she goes, so you want
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  Speaker 1: him to go to school and our you want Isabella
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: to go to school in Orange County because you've been
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: dating a girl from the OC for a few months.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: So how far away is Orange County from where they live?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: Forty five minutes to an hour?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: Some people drive their kids that far for a good school.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think anybody The LA traffic is so bad.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: It is so bad by LA traffic.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, LA traffic is so bad that forty five minutes
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: without traffic is a two and a half hour morning
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: commute to take a kid to school. So no, you'd
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: have to move, okay to Orange County.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: So she's like, Okay, so you want him to go
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: to school in Orange County just because you've been dating
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: a girl there for a few months. Okay No, And
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: in the talking head she goes, he's just trying to
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: get revenge on me, and he's gonna like use this
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: school thing as the way. So they go back and
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: forth fighting about like custody, and he's like, you won't
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: get it. You won't get full custody. And she was like,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: if you want to move to Newport, which is where
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Kyksey lives, if you want to move to Newport, we're
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: going to have to go to court. And he just
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: laughs in her face because he's very condescending to her
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: and the talking here's the thing.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: We have to remember that this woman did cheat on
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: this man. Okay, Okay, so he has a right to
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: be a little bit petty because I would be petty
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: did a motherfucker? I would be petty for how long
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: did you cheat on me?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: A whole year?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: Okay? Time's two, but that is how long I'm going
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: to be petty.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: But do you've remember from last season she told him,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: I do not want to be married to you. I
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: want to separate, and he refused, refused, so she said, like,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: I do not want to be married. She told him
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: she wanted to separate, and he begged her to stay,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: that he would change, and he did not change.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: I do, okay, and I get that, but she still
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: cheated on him. I know the tables were reversed. We
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: would totally hate him. He would be the biggest piece
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: of shit because he cheated on her.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: That's true, But I think that she was like, I'm
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: telling you what it is. I don't think we should
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: be together. I would like to get divorced unless I
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: can see some real change. And he said I'm going
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: to change, and he did nothing to change. And she
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: said all they ever talked about was like docu signed
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: documents and you know, business stuff.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: And she's like, did you figure I see it already?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: Who had checked out and probably was entertaining other men,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: whether she had slipped with them or not.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: And that's still wrong, still wrong.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not on the hate Jesse.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: Train.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: I find him entertaining. He's very good, funny, and I
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: think he's funny. He's funny when he's been on Watch
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: What Happens Live his stuff. He's funny. Oh he has
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: he okay, yeah, And so she says he told me
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: when we separated and that I left the house, he
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: told me he would do anything he could to ruin
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: my life. So that's pretty shitty. So in the talking
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: daddy goes, look, yeah, I love the OC. I do
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: you know my daughter would have a better education in
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: the OC. And Michelle's never gonna let it happen. So
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: the producer says, did you bring that up about the
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: OC just to get a rise out of Michelle? And
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: he goes yeah, and he says, let the chaos begin.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: So then we see her telling him her telling so sorry.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Michelle is telling the group it's so easy to fight
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: with him, like I tried, And then he's like, well,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: so what if we move to She goes, this is
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: so sorry, rewind.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: She says, it's so easy to fight with him.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: I tried. I tried to talk to him. And then
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: he's like, what if we moved to Newport Beach so
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: Isabella could go to school in Orange? County and he's
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: just doing it to push my buttons. And he I
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: goes five days a week away from her mother. No,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen, and Michelle goes, I get mad
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: at myself for giving him the reaction that he wants,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: like I should just you know, and he says, he's
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: just trying to get into your head.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: And then we hear Jesse on Mike going, she's so
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: fucking resentful.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: So Brittany stands in front of the group and.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Goes, thanks everybody for coming to my white party.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: Thanks y'all.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: Everybody cheers, Free Britney, Free Brittany, and then in the
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: talking head we hear Kristen say last summer was bad,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: but I never thought this summer would be worse. Oh shit,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: and we see Michelle say I just want to be
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: fucking divorced and never talk to him again. Nia says,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: while holding a baby, I just don't want you to
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: be assuming things about my friends, and then Danny says, oh,
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: your friends who were just talking crap behind your back
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: while also holding another baby.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: They've got so many babies to hold, but they have
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: a baby for each scene that they're in. We have
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: a baby. Here's here's a new baby. You haven't met
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: this one, but here's a new one right here.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: And then we see somebody but I can't tell who,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: is yelling in Britney's face and saying.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: He's sexually assaulted people. Let's be real.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Now, I don't know we'll be talking about I don't know,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know if somebody knows some medium, and Kristen
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: saying to Jack's, you're fucking up right now, Jackson and
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: him going and then Brittany, I.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Hate when you do the it's so funny. You hate
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: it or you love it like I hate it because
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: it's so pathetically funny.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: Because it's then we see Britney yelling at Jack's you
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: scared me and you hurt me, you were dangerous and
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: you need help again. She's not talking about a coffee
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: table to the coffee table, and it seems his friends
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: are in his kitchen telling him I don't want to
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: lose you, man, I don't want to wake up to
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: a headline. So they're obviously having some sort of intervention
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: with him, because then we see him walking down the
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: steers with the suitcase. Okay, okay, this season on the Valley,
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Luke and Christen get engaged.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 3: We already know this. Brittany sees evidence of Jack's hooking up.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: With some girl at their home and she's like, I
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: went in the bathroom and there's like a thall of
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: the underwear and like a baby wipe and they're all
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: like crows.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: All the girls are like screaming.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Then we see a group. Let's do shots for Brittany. Woo,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: she drinks too much. Let's drink some more. Kristen gives
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Luke twenty dollars to snort with Sabi and he does.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: We see Laala reading Jesse for filth Okay, because we
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: do know Keisha that when Jax has to leave to
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: go to rehab or wherever he goes that Lala and
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Sheena fill moore because they are friends with this group.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: But they're not on the show. But I think they
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: had to have. They wanted to bring in like some
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: heavy hitters to take the place of.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: Jack's of Jackson.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Jax gets served at his door a I
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: guess a separation following a restraining order for all custody
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, which then, by the way,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: what did happen in court was that he signed away,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: has completely signed away his parental rights and all that.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: So it's in the court system, so people are able
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: to immediately get the documents because it's public. And then
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: it was like his lawyer was like, oh no, that
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: was an error. He just didn't read the document and
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: signed it.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: But I don't think that's correct. I think he has
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: no custody. He has no custody without a guardian. I
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: don't think he can do it alone.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Jesse says Michelle is sleeping with the billionaire for fifteen
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars a night, and then we see her throw
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: a drink on him. Okay, Jesse just needs to stop.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: He just needs to be happy in his relationship and
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: quit trying to bash Michelle. Just like, let it go.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: He can't do it.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Kristin alleges that Jason takes his rink off when he
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: goes out, and we don't come it because I think
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: Jason is a sweet baby. Angel Nia and Janet have
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: some sort of screaming fight. Jasmine yells at someone. Brittany
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: says Jaxa has people watching her like he puilt, like
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: cameras in her place. Luke says, I just want you
• 1:33:01
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• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: the hall in his underwear at some resort or something. Okay,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: and Janna says, you know, there's a reason it's called
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: crazy Kristen and not crazy Janet. Oh, good point. Good point.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: And then we see Zach's storm down some stairs of
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: a yacht saying I've done. And then we see someone
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: I guess Kristen is saying. I don't know if she's
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: saying it to Zach, I don't know who she's saying
• 1:33:29
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• 1:33:31
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• 1:33:32
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• 1:33:34
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• 1:33:37
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• 1:33:42
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• 1:33:45
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  Speaker 2: It's a really good show. It really really is. It
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: was quick to find out what's going on with the
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  Speaker 2: group and everything like that, and there's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: scandalous activity. I love a messy group.
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  Speaker 3: I love messy they're messy.
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  Speaker 2: They're very, very messy.
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  Speaker 1: And I always thought, you know, what they should do
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: with vander Pump Rules is they should do like Menudo
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  Speaker 1: and just rotate the cast, you know, every couple of seasons,
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  Speaker 1: because once those people are working at Sir and wherever,
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  Speaker 1: at Tom Tom and all the restaurants, then people do
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  Speaker 1: know them and they become reality stars. So then, you know,
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  Speaker 1: vander Pump Rules did keep on like four seasons too long,
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  Speaker 1: pretending those people worked at that restaurant when they really
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  Speaker 1: did it.
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  Speaker 3: They really didn't.
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  Speaker 1: But by the way Jack says, you'll take a shift
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  Speaker 1: every now and then, and they do it for like
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they're you know, they're paid, like hey, come
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  Speaker 1: in and bartend, get people into the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: You know, of course, yes, smart.
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  Speaker 1: But I always said they should follow the original vander
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  Speaker 1: Pump cast. As they're getting older and they're famous as
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: reality stars, and they're getting married and they're having kids,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: they're getting divorced. That's the show we want to see
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: because we love the original cast so much. Bit Tom sanderbal,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: Tom Schwartz, Kristen, Katie Stacy, that's their original cast. Lala
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: came in James Kennedy came in. Sheena was on the
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: original cast. She know was the reason for the whole
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: original show. So I always said we should have a
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  Speaker 1: show that followed them. But I do love that we're
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: not following all of them. Like Sheena is not always
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: on the show, Lala is not always on the show.
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  Speaker 1: We only have the Jackson, Brittany and the Kristen as
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: the staple from vander Pump Woles. I don't know. I
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: just love it. I just love it. I just love it.
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  Speaker 1: I love it well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, and what you just described is what this
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: show is, but just not with the vander Pump rules,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: with the whole cast foundation cast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because Dossy, you know, when she left, when she
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: was asked name when she left, she was told, I mean,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: she was asked to be on lots of reality shows
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: and she's never been on one since. Really, she's just
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: kept her life going as an influencer, and she's written
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: several books and she tours because she's very funny. And
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: right now she's on vander Pump Villa, which I think
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: is on Peacock or Hulu or something. She's on vander
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: Pump Villa in Italy as like a cast member. I
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: think she's like running the villa, like I like Lisa
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: vander Pump Junior. I haven't watched it, so I don't know,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: and maybe I will, maybe I won't, who knows, if
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: I have time. But she's never She's been offered so
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: many shows, and of course she was offered to be
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: on the Valley and she's like, no, it's just doesn't
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: feel genuine to what my life is now. Like I'm
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: married with two little kids, and you know, I don't
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: want to ruin my marriage. I'd like to keep it going.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: You know, that's a good reason enough to do it.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's still killing it and she has just flat
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: out apologized for her behavior, like flat out apologize.
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  Speaker 2: Not my apology.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not Faith slept with my friends, you know, boyfriend,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: and that's why I did, and none of it's just like,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: flat out that was wrong. I was uneducated about what
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: calling the police on a black woman would do. I
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: did not. I was uneducated on that. But o Faith, Yeah,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: they were real hard. Yeah, they were like she was like,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: I was uneducated on that, the racist aspect of it
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: and what it could do to a black woman in
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: America having the police called on saying she's a scammer,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: and she's like, so I educated myself and now I
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: know that was completely wrong and that that would hit
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: different for a black person than a white person.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't know, and you know, yeah, good for her.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm a saucy apologist. She said she was sorry.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: I take it at her take out of work.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: Hopefully she does doesn't ever do it again.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: Well, please Lord, please please.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: That would be bad.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: And Kristin has always been crazy Kristen. She's been crazy
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: Kristen since season one of vander pump Rolls. But I
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: still wish her well with her marriage and her baby
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: because she's pregnant too.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Oh she's big.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Pregnant.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah big, isn't twins in there like that? Something is huge?
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: And you know she doesn't give a shit. You know,
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: she's just walking around on those flip flops. She don't
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: give a shit. Bless her heart. Bless her heart, everybody.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: If you're not familiar with Keisha, if you don't know
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  Speaker 1: her from being on my show talking about love after
• 1:37:57
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  Speaker 1: Did we cover?
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  Speaker 2: Prison brides and brides?
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: All the prison shows, all the.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: Prison shows we do yeah, because what was the other
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: prison show it?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: And then we did that one love show, Match Me Abroad,
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Matched Me Abroad. So do you guys aren't familiar with
• 1:38:19
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• 1:38:22
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• 1:38:25
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• 1:38:27
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• 1:38:30
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• 1:38:31
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• 1:38:33
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• 1:38:37
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