Latest / Who Did What Now With Katie Charlwood / 106. Mary Toft - The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits
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- 0:00Speaker 1: You're listening to an Airwave media podcast. Delicious friends and
- 0:19Speaker 1: welcome to Who Did What Now? The history podcast That's
- 0:22Speaker 1: not your history class with me your host Katie Charlewood,
- 0:27Speaker 1: history harlot and reader of books. Oh and books do
- 0:32Speaker 1: I have to share with you? So I mentioned this
- 0:36Speaker 1: on my socials because I have far, far too many
- 0:39Speaker 1: books because I buy a book and then if I
- 0:42Speaker 1: really like that book, I will then buy a prettier
- 0:45Speaker 1: version of that book, especially if I can get like
- 0:48Speaker 1: a cloth bound or a hardback like it's I just
- 0:52Speaker 1: I just love it, Okay. And so what I've done
- 0:55Speaker 1: is if you're in any paid tier of Patreon, doesn't
- 0:58Speaker 1: matter what paid tier it is. If you're on it,
- 1:00Speaker 1: you are like eligible to win a book, and I
- 1:04Speaker 1: will send you a book. I'll just send it to you.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I will send it all over the world, doesn't matter.
- 1:09Speaker 1: I don't care. I'll send it to America, I'll send
- 1:12Speaker 1: it anywhere. Speaking of books, actually, I've had recently just
- 1:20Speaker 1: different publishers contact me to you know, discuss topics that
- 1:26Speaker 1: are in books that they are released. So they send
- 1:28Speaker 1: me books for me to read as research. And I've
- 1:32Speaker 1: had a few publishers do this, and the most recent
- 1:38Speaker 1: this annoyed me, right, So this annoyed me. The most
- 1:41Speaker 1: recent was this woman contacted me. She's doing pr for
- 1:44Speaker 1: this book, and she asks for my address and I
- 1:47Speaker 1: was like, great, here's my address. This is after a
- 1:50Speaker 1: back and forth of a couple of messages, and she goes, oh,
- 1:53Speaker 1: I didn't realize you in Ireland. I can send you
- 1:56Speaker 1: a link to a digital copy instead, Bitch. If I
- 1:59Speaker 1: wanted a digital copy I would have asked for a
- 2:03Speaker 1: digital copy. You offered to send me a book, a physical,
- 2:06Speaker 1: tangible book that I can touch with my hands and
- 2:09Speaker 1: smell and do all the weird stuff with. That sounds
- 2:13Speaker 1: worse out loud, but yes, send me a fucking book.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Like a publishing house can't afford postage of one book.
- 2:19Speaker 1: You're trying to tell me that really to Europe. Sure,
- 2:23Speaker 1: But like, what bothered me most about all of this
- 2:26Speaker 1: is the fact that I consistently post on all my
- 2:30Speaker 1: socials than from Ireland. I say on the podcast that
- 2:34Speaker 1: I live in Ireland. I speak Irish in several of
- 2:38Speaker 1: my videos. Right, And even if you ignore all that,
- 2:41Speaker 1: even if you go, well, maybe she didn't see this
- 2:43Speaker 1: or didn't hear that, that's fine. The contact section on
- 2:49Speaker 1: my website the postal address has an Irish address. It
- 2:55Speaker 1: says Ireland on it, So how someone could have seen that?
- 3:01Speaker 1: It just means that they didn't care. So if they
- 3:03Speaker 1: don't care, why should I you know what I mean?
- 3:07Speaker 1: Like other companies who are, you know, not as big
- 3:11Speaker 1: and don't have, you know, that sort of promotion funding,
- 3:17Speaker 1: they can do it, so why the fuck can't they? Anyway,
- 3:21Speaker 1: if you're in Glasgow at the end of the month,
- 3:23Speaker 1: my last show was sold out, I have another show
- 3:26Speaker 1: at the Blue Dog. It's accessible, it's great. I'm really
- 3:30Speaker 1: excited to do it. I'm gonna be talking about a
- 3:31Speaker 1: really awesome Scottish lady that I hope you're gonna want
- 3:35Speaker 1: to hear about. So yeah, you can go book that.
- 3:38Speaker 1: It's up now, go to event right that. You don't
- 3:41Speaker 1: have to use papal for this one. You can pay
- 3:43Speaker 1: with your card of whatever type of card you have, debit, credit, whatever.
- 3:49Speaker 1: But I know what you're thinking. You're thinking quite your
- 3:50Speaker 1: chipper Jabber and Katie in fact me, in fact you
- 3:54Speaker 1: I will. But first we've got to get our source on.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Our sources are the woman who gave birth to Rabbits
- 4:03Speaker 1: by Lucas Riley. What Mary Toft felt, Women's voices, pain
- 4:09Speaker 1: Power in the Body by Karen Harvey. Imagining Monsters, Miscreations
- 4:16Speaker 1: of the Self in the eighteenth century England by Dennis Todd,
- 4:23Speaker 1: An Extraordinary Delivery of Rabbits by Edward White, The Confessions
- 4:32Speaker 1: of a Rabbit Woman and other recently digitized tale from
- 4:34Speaker 1: the austri Library by Mary Yarl remarks on a short
- 4:38Speaker 1: narrative of an Extraordinary Delivery of Rabbits by Thomas Braithwaite.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Deception and Detection in eighteenth century Britain by Jack Lynch.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Birthing the Nation, Sex Science and the Conception of eighteenth
- 4:53Speaker 1: century Britons by Lease of Foreman Cody, The Anatomus discected
- 4:59Speaker 1: or the Man Midwife Finally brought to Bed by Lemuel Gullibar.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Some Observations concerning the Women of Godlymen and Surrey by
- 5:10Speaker 1: Sirius Alers. And of course our best is our Favorites
- 5:16Speaker 1: Biography dot com and History dot com iOS Eating comfortably good,
- 5:22Speaker 1: Then let's begin. The story of Marytoft is often relegated
- 5:28Speaker 1: to like the Footnotes and the Annals of Weird History.
- 5:34Speaker 1: It is this corn. It is this hoax. It is
- 5:40Speaker 1: bizarre and grotesque. It is painted in a way that
- 5:47Speaker 1: puts the blame on Mary Toft and things are about
- 5:54Speaker 1: to get dark, lads. It's gonna be ghastly, to say
- 5:58Speaker 1: the least. And I'm gonna get you a trigger warning
- 6:01Speaker 1: now because we're going to be discussing abuse, assault, sexual, emotional, physical,
- 6:10Speaker 1: all of it. We're going to talk about miscarriage. We're
- 6:13Speaker 1: going to talk about a lot of stuff, and it
- 6:15Speaker 1: is going to be incredibly unpleasant. And if you thought
- 6:19Speaker 1: it was like oh ho ho hits the women who
- 6:21Speaker 1: gave birth to rabbits, No. And also it's going to
- 6:25Speaker 1: get iky very fast, and it's going to continue being ikey,
- 6:31Speaker 1: and if you have a gentle stomach, you will probably
- 6:34Speaker 1: be picking by the end or crying. You may cry.
- 6:38Speaker 1: But as many of you know, if you've been listening
- 6:40Speaker 1: to me for a long time, I have a vested
- 6:44Speaker 1: interest in this because my entire area of expertise, or
- 6:50Speaker 1: my main area of expertise I'm starting to get good
- 6:53Speaker 1: at like interesting deaths, but my main area of expertise
- 6:57Speaker 1: is the rise of sensationalism and the use of prinice propaganda.
- 7:00Speaker 1: In the late modern period, and Mary Toft is a
- 7:03Speaker 1: victim of propaganda. I mean, she's a victim of a
- 7:06Speaker 1: fuck ton of things, but propaganda is one of them.
- 7:09Speaker 1: And I'm here to set the record straight. I mean,
- 7:12Speaker 1: I might just be one voice, but you're listening to me.
- 7:15Speaker 1: So that's one more than yesterday, I guess. Yeah. Cool.
- 7:21Speaker 1: So our story starts in the seventeen hundreds, like the
- 7:24Speaker 1: early seventeen hundred, seventeen oh three to be exact, when
- 7:28Speaker 1: Mary Toft is born, as many people are, so how
- 7:34Speaker 1: do they start their life? Mary is born Mary Danire
- 7:38Speaker 1: in Godalming in Surrey, England, in seventeen o three. She
- 7:43Speaker 1: is the first of many children to a poor, poor family.
- 7:48Speaker 1: They're peasants, they're dai laborers, they are their working class,
- 7:53Speaker 1: could be an easy way of putting it. And so
- 7:56Speaker 1: life isn't exactly easy in Surrey, really an easy life
- 8:01Speaker 1: being a peasant. Don't know if you know that, but
- 8:03Speaker 1: it's it's not exactly a cake walk. But Mary, she
- 8:08Speaker 1: grows up in sorry, and we don't really know much
- 8:12Speaker 1: about her life. We know that she probably helped whatever
- 8:16Speaker 1: her parents were doing, if they were working in a field.
- 8:19Speaker 1: She was probably beside them. If they were having chickens,
- 8:22Speaker 1: she would collect their eggs. You know, you lived and
- 8:26Speaker 1: you worked, and it was typical and normal schooling wouldn't
- 8:32Speaker 1: have been a thing, especially for her because Mary's a girl.
- 8:37Speaker 1: So being a girl means that she wouldn't have had
- 8:40Speaker 1: a formal education. And even if there was a school
- 8:44Speaker 1: for girls, her education would have ended fairly quickly because
- 8:48Speaker 1: only boys really went on to anything longer. And considering
- 8:53Speaker 1: the social class that she was in. No Mary, she
- 8:59Speaker 1: is illiterate. She never learns to read or write because
- 9:04Speaker 1: it's not necessary for her position. This much we know.
- 9:11Speaker 1: But she grows up esh and when she's seventeen she
- 9:16Speaker 1: meets Joshua Toft and they get married. Now he's eighteen
- 9:24Speaker 1: and she's seventeen. This could be weird, but they get married.
- 9:31Speaker 1: And it's odd for the time because people think, oh,
- 9:34Speaker 1: people get married at fourteen and twelve and whatever. The
- 9:37Speaker 1: royals were betrothed like it would be a political alliance.
- 9:42Speaker 1: It was quite rare for someone that young to get married,
- 9:47Speaker 1: like older men would marry younger women because of like
- 9:50Speaker 1: fertility and things like that would be the purpose to
- 9:54Speaker 1: produce more airs. But things like that a young married this,
- 10:01Speaker 1: it's not common. It's it's a bit wild, to be honest. Now,
- 10:08Speaker 1: if you're getting married at this age, it means one
- 10:11Speaker 1: of two things. You're either madly head over heels in
- 10:18Speaker 1: love or it's a shotgun wedding. It could be either
- 10:24Speaker 1: of those things. We don't know. We're not sure. All
- 10:29Speaker 1: we know is it happened, and they get married. Now, Joshua,
- 10:37Speaker 1: he works in a textile mill. Now, his family, their status,
- 10:43Speaker 1: their class status is a way bit higher up than Mary's.
- 10:47Speaker 1: So they would have been clothiers many months ago. So
- 10:51Speaker 1: way back they would have been clothiers, they would have
- 10:54Speaker 1: had a higher rank in society, they would have had
- 10:58Speaker 1: more steam. But over the years, the money and whatnot,
- 11:05Speaker 1: it it dwindles away. And even though they still have
- 11:09Speaker 1: this sort of status, like their status is still higher
- 11:17Speaker 1: than what Mary's would have been in her family, but
- 11:20Speaker 1: they don't really have the financials to back up. So
- 11:26Speaker 1: he's he's from a slightly higher class ish like a class,
- 11:30Speaker 1: like half a class up, like a we step up,
- 11:32Speaker 1: and not a fuld class like they're they're not even
- 11:36Speaker 1: middle class, right, they're not that far like they're they're
- 11:39Speaker 1: working class, but just like a wee bit above, you know,
- 11:43Speaker 1: like we stole up and that's them, and so they
- 11:48Speaker 1: probably still have some feelings about that and a sense
- 11:54Speaker 1: of self importance that maybe other families wouldn't. Now Joshua
- 11:59Speaker 1: is number six of twelve, like he's got siblings either side.
- 12:05Speaker 1: He is hands from frozen not hands, yes, hands, And
- 12:09Speaker 1: people are thinking, oh, what a weird and dastard like
- 12:13Speaker 1: connection to make my friends. You have no fucking idea,
- 12:19Speaker 1: but I'm going to tell you, and it's gonna get worse.
- 12:22Speaker 1: So they get married and they end up staying in
- 12:25Speaker 1: this cottage owned by a farmer. And it's sort of
- 12:31Speaker 1: kind of a lease ish because part of the deal
- 12:35Speaker 1: of written this cottage from this farmer is they've got
- 12:39Speaker 1: to go work in this hop field. Now, hops is
- 12:43Speaker 1: a grain of some kind. They use it in beer.
- 12:47Speaker 1: I do not drink beer, but I hear it is good.
- 12:52Speaker 1: I don't drink beer. I don't know it's fine. So
- 12:56Speaker 1: he is doing some time in this field, is Joshua.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Joshua's there for a wee bit, but he's also doing
- 13:04Speaker 1: some time up in the textile mill for his family.
- 13:07Speaker 1: So he's he's kind of burning it. The candle at
- 13:12Speaker 1: both ends, you know. And Mary, Well, Mary is every
- 13:16Speaker 1: day slogging about working in the fields. And not only
- 13:21Speaker 1: is she working this like grueling labor every day. It's
- 13:24Speaker 1: not fucking easy, mate, You try working in a field.
- 13:28Speaker 1: That's why. That's why you don't know how to pick berries,
- 13:32Speaker 1: Like you can't do it with speed or skill and
- 13:35Speaker 1: not get stabbed a bunch of times from the brambles.
- 13:39Speaker 1: But yeah, hotfield's grueling labor, et cetera, et cetera. And
- 13:44Speaker 1: Mary she has to travel like two miles to get
- 13:51Speaker 1: to this field from her house. You'd think woul it
- 13:53Speaker 1: being the farmer's cottage, it would be easier. Don't know
- 13:57Speaker 1: how she gets there. Sometimes she has to walk. And
- 14:01Speaker 1: the thing is being a young woman who is wed
- 14:06Speaker 1: and has a teenage husband, and it's also a teenager herself. Well,
- 14:11Speaker 1: she gets pregnant, She gets pregnant, She ends up giving
- 14:14Speaker 1: birth twice. She has I believe, a son and a
- 14:17Speaker 1: daughter and they are fine, I guess, But she gets
- 14:23Speaker 1: pregnant a third time. I think she's about twenty in
- 14:28Speaker 1: her early twenties. Twenty three, twenty three, she gets pregnant
- 14:33Speaker 1: a third time. So yeah, I mean she has two
- 14:38Speaker 1: kids before the age of twenty one, which is which
- 14:40Speaker 1: is a lot. It's it's like I've got two kids
- 14:45Speaker 1: and I am older than that, much older than that,
- 14:47Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, I don't think and also don't
- 14:51Speaker 1: have them much later because also you get tired when
- 14:54Speaker 1: you're old, like I just want to nap. I couldn't
- 14:57Speaker 1: imagine having like small children. Now, no, thank you, I'm
- 15:04Speaker 1: too old. I'm in bed by nine pm most nights, lads,
- 15:07Speaker 1: I'm not staying up. No midnight feeds for me. These
- 15:12Speaker 1: babies are closed for dinner. No, no, we have finished serving,
- 15:17Speaker 1: thank you. So anyway, back to Mary, she's pregnant and
- 15:24Speaker 1: she's walking two miles to the fucking field, which she
- 15:29Speaker 1: is then going to do back breaking labor in when
- 15:33Speaker 1: she's very clearly pregnant. So in order for other people
- 15:38Speaker 1: to accept that she's pregnant, she would have had to
- 15:42Speaker 1: have what was called the quickening. So the quickening is
- 15:45Speaker 1: about four months. You have to be at least four months.
- 15:48Speaker 1: It's when you see the stomach swell, it's when you
- 15:52Speaker 1: see the actual bump appear, and sometimes it's when you
- 15:57Speaker 1: can feel a kick. So depending on how how it
- 16:00Speaker 1: is judged at this particular period of time. That's why
- 16:06Speaker 1: it's deemed that pregnancy would only be agreed upon at
- 16:09Speaker 1: that point, which is why a lot of women would
- 16:12Speaker 1: manage to not get hung and would get a stay
- 16:15Speaker 1: of execution because they'd be pregnant. Sometimes they just be
- 16:18Speaker 1: shagging the guards, which honestly, I mean, you're gonna throwing
- 16:23Speaker 1: a fifty to fifty chance at that point, because like,
- 16:25Speaker 1: the number one cause of death of women throughout history
- 16:29Speaker 1: is childbirth. The second is men, but childbirth, and so
- 16:34Speaker 1: it is a fifty to fifty chance there to get
- 16:37Speaker 1: pregnant and then you know stay of execution and when
- 16:40Speaker 1: in a certain death to like maybe death. So that's
- 16:43Speaker 1: not too bad really when you think about it. But yeah,
- 16:47Speaker 1: Mary is in the field and someone is with her
- 16:53Speaker 1: and she has a miscarriage and it is horrific. She
- 17:02Speaker 1: describes a flushing feeling, which I can only assume is
- 17:08Speaker 1: is like when your waters break, it just gushes. Is
- 17:12Speaker 1: someone who has experienced this a couple of times, it's
- 17:15Speaker 1: just like whosh, I hope that makes sense to you.
- 17:19Speaker 1: My random sound effects about splosh right out. And so
- 17:26Speaker 1: she just gets this severe pain followed by this flushing feeling,
- 17:34Speaker 1: and she suffers a spontaneous abortion, often referred to as
- 17:40Speaker 1: a miscarriage, which is a terminology that I don't like.
- 17:45Speaker 1: I don't like the term miscarriage because it feels like
- 17:49Speaker 1: it's placing blame instead of using a medical term, like
- 17:55Speaker 1: if someone miscarries, like a miscarriage of justice, it's putting
- 17:58Speaker 1: the blame on the pregnant person instead of, you know,
- 18:05Speaker 1: the fact that it's just a medical issue. It's just
- 18:09Speaker 1: something the body did. Might not be anyone or anything
- 18:14Speaker 1: specifically to blame. It can be something that just happens.
- 18:18Speaker 1: And I know we like to put reasons behind things,
- 18:20Speaker 1: but sometimes some things just don't have a reason, and
- 18:23Speaker 1: it sucks. But it just there isn't always an answer,
- 18:30Speaker 1: which also sucks. But yeah, spontaneous abortion because that is
- 18:35Speaker 1: the technical term, and that is the one I prefer
- 18:38Speaker 1: to use because it's clear, it's concise, and I think
- 18:42Speaker 1: it takes away the weaponry of language. On both sides
- 18:48Speaker 1: of this argument. AnyWho married of suffers suffers throughout this
- 18:59Speaker 1: whole story, but her womb is emptied, and whatever comes
- 19:08Speaker 1: out of her, whether it's like placenta or whatever, it
- 19:12Speaker 1: is described as monstrous, which I mean, I get your
- 19:22Speaker 1: living in a society in which religion rules supreme and
- 19:27Speaker 1: science is new, and a lot of people don't have
- 19:30Speaker 1: an understanding of basic medicine, even the doctors, and so
- 19:35Speaker 1: when something like this happens, you know, something like this happens.
- 19:43Speaker 1: I mean, it could have been something as simple as
- 19:46Speaker 1: a fatal people abnormality which was then spontaneously abort it.
- 19:53Speaker 1: It could be something as simple as that, but we
- 19:56Speaker 1: don't know because we don't have any like we're not
- 19:58Speaker 1: photograph from the eighteenth century, don't have any sketches. That
- 20:02Speaker 1: being said, the men didn't have strong stomachs back then,
- 20:06Speaker 1: I mean, they were afraid of periods, so who knows
- 20:09Speaker 1: what they would deal with this. So because Mary has
- 20:12Speaker 1: suffered through this incident, what then happens is she goes home.
- 20:16Speaker 1: She gets sent home, you know, for like a week
- 20:19Speaker 1: or two, not too long, just enough to get some
- 20:23Speaker 1: rest and you know, do some very basic, basic healing,
- 20:29Speaker 1: and she's away for a few weeks, and she goes
- 20:35Speaker 1: back to working in the hop fields as she does.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Which anyone who's ever gone through that, anyone who's ever
- 20:43Speaker 1: suffered that loss physically, emotionally, whatever, it fucks with you.
- 20:50Speaker 1: It messes with your head, and you have all these
- 20:54Speaker 1: hormones going through your body, and you were going through
- 20:58Speaker 1: a lot of the time emotional turmoil. You've got all
- 21:01Speaker 1: these things going on from all these different angles, and
- 21:04Speaker 1: it's overwhelming and upsetting. And what Mary needs right now
- 21:09Speaker 1: is help and care. But Mary doesn't get that. So
- 21:17Speaker 1: in look the third week in September in seventeen twenty six,
- 21:26Speaker 1: there's all these issues going on. The landowners, they're the
- 21:29Speaker 1: lower classes. They're not too happy with it, and so
- 21:33Speaker 1: they start doing these mass protests, like they go into
- 21:38Speaker 1: areas where there's deer, where there's rabbits, because rabbits are
- 21:42Speaker 1: a symbol of the elite, right, they're a symbol of
- 21:45Speaker 1: the elite, and it's because they can't. So what happened
- 21:48Speaker 1: back in the day, Actually sidebar is that rabbits were
- 21:53Speaker 1: not wild. They were domesticated, and lords would have rabbits
- 21:58Speaker 1: because sometimes they wanted away, sometimes they wanted their super
- 22:01Speaker 1: soft fur to make their gorgeous courts or what ebbs.
- 22:07Speaker 1: So they had all that, and so rabbits were a
- 22:09Speaker 1: sign of the elite, of the privileged. And then what
- 22:12Speaker 1: happened is rabbits. You know, they shag a lot, and
- 22:15Speaker 1: so these so many rabbits that they just couldn't contain
- 22:18Speaker 1: them all and then they broke free. So rabbits exist
- 22:22Speaker 1: because rich people didn't know how to look after them. Really,
- 22:25Speaker 1: So yeah, rabbits are a symbol of the elite, as
- 22:28Speaker 1: are like deer and sort of there's fish lakes and stuff.
- 22:31Speaker 1: So like Joshua, Joshua Toft, he ends up being involved
- 22:35Speaker 1: in this mass protest in a lake basically against one
- 22:38Speaker 1: of the landowners, because of course he is so's he's
- 22:43Speaker 1: clearly got opinions and a viewpoint, especially regarding the higher classes,
- 22:50Speaker 1: as do his family. But yeah, Joshua was six of twelve, like,
- 22:56Speaker 1: it doesn't matter like anything after two in the order,
- 23:00Speaker 1: and you're not getting shit, mate, You're just there's nothing
- 23:03Speaker 1: for you. You're going to find another avenue. And so
- 23:11Speaker 1: his mother and sister decide that they're going to involve
- 23:18Speaker 1: a plan with Mary. So Mary is back in the field.
- 23:25Speaker 1: This is one week after so it's like the twenty sixth,
- 23:27Speaker 1: twenty seventh of September seventeen ninety six, and she's back
- 23:31Speaker 1: in the fields, she's working and she just grabs her stomach.
- 23:36Speaker 1: She has this severe pain. She was trying to catch
- 23:40Speaker 1: a rabbit. She says, this is the tail. She saw
- 23:44Speaker 1: a rabbit. She was trying to catch the rabbit. She
- 23:47Speaker 1: was so hungry. She really wanted this rabbit because they're poor.
- 23:50Speaker 1: They wanted something to eat. She gets this pain. She
- 23:53Speaker 1: couldn't catch the rabbit. It's his pain in her stomach.
- 23:56Speaker 1: And then gives birth. And she does it in front
- 24:05Speaker 1: of a bunch of people, so other people who are
- 24:07Speaker 1: in the field with her, and what comes out of
- 24:10Speaker 1: her vagina is this weird creature? Now, this creature is weird.
- 24:23Speaker 1: It's got like legs and a slimy backbone. See it's
- 24:32Speaker 1: it's it's a cat with an eel in it. There
- 24:37Speaker 1: was no nice way to say this, Okay. So the
- 24:40Speaker 1: mother in law and the sister. One of them is
- 24:42Speaker 1: called Margaret. Maybe both of them are called Margaret. I
- 24:45Speaker 1: didn't care to learn their names because they're fuck wits
- 24:47Speaker 1: and I hate them. So what do they do to
- 24:50Speaker 1: the postpartum you know, Mary, twenty five year old Mary?
- 24:58Speaker 1: What do they do? They make her open her legs.
- 25:06Speaker 1: They take a dissected cat whose head they have cut
- 25:11Speaker 1: off and removed its guts, which they then replaced. I
- 25:17Speaker 1: mean had to be a small cat, right, So that's
- 25:18Speaker 1: a kitten. Why did they say cat? That's a fucking kitten.
- 25:21Speaker 1: That's disgusting. It's not my worse, right, that's worse it
- 25:25Speaker 1: is They cut up an eel. They also cut off
- 25:30Speaker 1: its head, and they remove some of it I guess
- 25:34Speaker 1: put that inside the desiccated remains of the kitten, which
- 25:40Speaker 1: they then insert into Mary's vagina. So she quote unquote
- 25:50Speaker 1: gives birth to this thing, and they contact the local
- 25:56Speaker 1: doctor who's they're like, look, she's given birth to this creature.
- 26:01Speaker 1: And yeah, John Howard is called upon and he comes
- 26:07Speaker 1: to the scene and he's looking at this thing and
- 26:11Speaker 1: they're like, witnesses saw her give birth to this. Look
- 26:14Speaker 1: at this thing. And he's like, that looks like three
- 26:17Speaker 1: legs all the tabby cat and the backbone of an
- 26:22Speaker 1: eel that it doesn't have a head. Where's its head?
- 26:26Speaker 1: If she gave birth to a creature, where the fox
- 26:29Speaker 1: it's head? And they're like, oh, that, I don't know.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Maybe it came apart somewhere. It's a wee shame. So
- 26:40Speaker 1: he's like, right, okay, see you So John howard. He leaves.
- 26:46Speaker 1: The surgeon's like no, no, no, no no, And so
- 26:51Speaker 1: a little while later again Mary talked, yet again goes
- 26:57Speaker 1: into labor and birth animal bits, so there's like a
- 27:05Speaker 1: cat leg, a rabbit leg, bits of another bit like
- 27:09Speaker 1: it just things. And the doctor's like, okay, cool, Yeah,
- 27:13Speaker 1: I'm still no head though, so that's a no for me.
- 27:19Speaker 1: So the mother in law missus toft, Mother toft, I
- 27:25Speaker 1: should whatever the fuck toft dickhead toft. She then goes
- 27:31Speaker 1: and gets the jaw bone. Oh a rabbit. No, I
- 27:36Speaker 1: don't know if you've ever seen a jawbone, but it
- 27:39Speaker 1: has teeth, and she decides to shove the jaw bone
- 27:47Speaker 1: up into Mary inside her. Now, this causes Mary, I
- 27:55Speaker 1: know you're going to be shocked at this, but excruciating
- 27:58Speaker 1: pain because she's being stabbed internally by a rabbit's job
- 28:05Speaker 1: one gets to the point where she has to ask
- 28:08Speaker 1: someone for help to remove it from her because she's
- 28:11Speaker 1: just in so much pain. So the next day when
- 28:14Speaker 1: her mother in law shows up, she's fucking livid. Not Mary,
- 28:19Speaker 1: the mother in law, she's livid that she's removed the
- 28:22Speaker 1: job bone, and so she takes like the top part
- 28:26Speaker 1: of the head, so like the job own was the underbit,
- 28:29Speaker 1: so like the skull ish but with still feting things
- 28:31Speaker 1: on it. She shoves that up inside her daughter in law, okay,
- 28:40Speaker 1: up inside her daughter in law, so that when the obstetrician,
- 28:46Speaker 1: the surgeon John Howard, once he shows up, the man
- 28:49Speaker 1: midwife once he shows up. Yeah, they literally called him
- 28:52Speaker 1: a man midwife. It's the whole thing. When he shows up,
- 28:56Speaker 1: she just conveniently goes into labor and then outcomes this
- 29:01Speaker 1: partial rabbit head with a couple other bits, and he's like, wow,
- 29:07Speaker 1: I guess this is real now because she has like
- 29:11Speaker 1: it's got a head, and this is where things go
- 29:16Speaker 1: from bad to worse. So John Howard finally has his
- 29:24Speaker 1: proof with this wee rabbit skull that Mary Toft has
- 29:29Speaker 1: in fact given buff to rabbits. And so he is
- 29:34Speaker 1: rubbing his grimy wee hands together because he's about to
- 29:39Speaker 1: get the notoriety that he so wants. This is an
- 29:46Speaker 1: era basically, I should say this now, this is an
- 29:50Speaker 1: era of the freak show of like imagine Pete Barnum,
- 29:54Speaker 1: so you would go and see like the Bearded Lady
- 29:57Speaker 1: or Siamese Twin are conjoined twins. Is they're now known
- 30:03Speaker 1: and you know, like a tiny person like somebody with
- 30:08Speaker 1: like extreme Dwarfism, or like a giant like Merrick, the
- 30:14Speaker 1: elephant man, John Merrick. Like people would go and see
- 30:18Speaker 1: side shows, freak shows, so on and so forth, and
- 30:22Speaker 1: anyone who was an oddity. You know, people would invite
- 30:26Speaker 1: them to dinner. It would be you would show them off,
- 30:28Speaker 1: kind of like in the regency period where they would
- 30:31Speaker 1: show off pineapples, which is like just another sign of
- 30:34Speaker 1: colonialism or whatever, but they would do that in order
- 30:38Speaker 1: to show their status and their wealth. And when you
- 30:41Speaker 1: had someone like this that you could parade around your
- 30:43Speaker 1: dinner or your ball or party, it made you like
- 30:47Speaker 1: cock of the walk, tip top, you know, the person
- 30:51Speaker 1: to know. So anyway, they did that and and that
- 30:58Speaker 1: was just what they did. It was a thing, and
- 31:00Speaker 1: so you could make money like Terra, remember Torall, the
- 31:04Speaker 1: cannibal spy who would just like eat clocks and watches
- 31:07Speaker 1: and stones and sticks and live cats. Yeah, possibly an infant. Yeah,
- 31:13Speaker 1: people would pay for that, like it's the freak show.
- 31:15Speaker 1: You would see that them do the things contortionists and whatnot. Whatever,
- 31:19Speaker 1: they would go and do that. But There was a
- 31:23Speaker 1: case as well of Peter, who I'm probably gonna discuss
- 31:25Speaker 1: sometime because it's they call it the forbidden experiment. So
- 31:32Speaker 1: he is known as this feral child. He's Peter the
- 31:34Speaker 1: wild boy. He's saying, it's this feral child, right, And
- 31:38Speaker 1: because he's you know, feralle like Romulus and Remus, raised
- 31:42Speaker 1: by animals. There's this theory that states that, you know,
- 31:47Speaker 1: if children don't hear language before like the age of
- 31:49Speaker 1: four or whatever, or age of three. I'm not sure.
- 31:52Speaker 1: I have to double check my notes on that one,
- 31:54Speaker 1: because it's been a while since I've studied awful, awful
- 31:57Speaker 1: psychological experiments, and you don't have the ability to create language,
- 32:04Speaker 1: or understand language, or create language to reproduce words and
- 32:09Speaker 1: so on and so forth. So Peter the well boy,
- 32:13Speaker 1: he was like taking around all of these regency households
- 32:15Speaker 1: to show off. Now, when you look at some of
- 32:20Speaker 1: the information regarding Peter, to me anyway, it seems like
- 32:26Speaker 1: he was non verbal autistic. We just didn't have a
- 32:29Speaker 1: word for it then. So but that's another story for
- 32:33Speaker 1: another day. And Peter bloody deserved better. But anyway, I mean,
- 32:36Speaker 1: he did pretty well considering the regency, you know the
- 32:41Speaker 1: year that it was. So anyway, Mary Toft, over the
- 32:46Speaker 1: course of a few months, Mary Toft gives birth to rabbits,
- 32:52Speaker 1: like many, many times, I think over the entire period.
- 32:58Speaker 1: It's like seventeen. So she does this over and over again,
- 33:02Speaker 1: and little tiny rabbit parts, bitty pitty rabbits, baby rabbits,
- 33:06Speaker 1: small rabbits, but like not a whole A lot of
- 33:10Speaker 1: the time, a lot of the time they're in pieces.
- 33:13Speaker 1: And she does this consistently with the help of John Howard,
- 33:17Speaker 1: over many, many months. And it gets to the point
- 33:26Speaker 1: where news of this reaches the London papers. I mean,
- 33:31Speaker 1: I mean we're in sorry, so we're not too far really,
- 33:33Speaker 1: I mean if they were in Yorkshire, you'd be like,
- 33:36Speaker 1: really London, really, if they're in Manchester, Jesus, can you
- 33:39Speaker 1: imagine if they made it that far. Anyway, they managed
- 33:43Speaker 1: to make the news. It hits London and scientists, doctors,
- 33:48Speaker 1: the elite, the medical professionals are just intrigued by this,
- 33:55Speaker 1: and they're bring her down here. She needs to be studied,
- 33:59Speaker 1: and so they bring her to and the news of
- 34:03Speaker 1: this information. They study her, they watch her give birth,
- 34:08Speaker 1: give birth, and she produces these rabbits, these downy baby rabbits.
- 34:13Speaker 1: They're all dead, dead rabbits. And again she tells them,
- 34:17Speaker 1: you know, she was pregnant, she dreamed of rabbit, she
- 34:20Speaker 1: tried to catch it, and next thing, you know, just
- 34:23Speaker 1: rabbits shooting down her. Birth control, no birth canal, I mean,
- 34:29Speaker 1: it's definitely a form of birth control. So it gets
- 34:33Speaker 1: to the point King George the First, who's not even
- 34:36Speaker 1: in England at this point. He's in Germany or whatever
- 34:38Speaker 1: it was at that point. One of the German states, Hanover,
- 34:43Speaker 1: whoever he was, he's the House of Hanover. I don't know,
- 34:46Speaker 1: there's too many Georges. George the First didn't even bother
- 34:48Speaker 1: learn in English. He didn't care. He was like the
- 34:51Speaker 1: nephew of Queen Anne, who Yeah, it was a whole thing. Basically,
- 34:56Speaker 1: they didn't want a Catholic to rule Britain, and so
- 35:01Speaker 1: they're like, he's the next Protestant. He'll do. But oh
- 35:04Speaker 1: he was a dick as well. He was such an arseolo.
- 35:07Speaker 1: We'll talk about him sometime in the future, but yeah,
- 35:10Speaker 1: he ends up sending his his British I say British.
- 35:16Speaker 1: It was even British. He was Swiss Nathaniel Saint Andre
- 35:23Speaker 1: he he he's a physician. He's a doctor. He's Swiss,
- 35:26Speaker 1: but he practices in England, so he's he's meant to
- 35:29Speaker 1: be like the doctor to like the royal household to
- 35:33Speaker 1: the king, except the king isn't in England, so it
- 35:36Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. So Saint Andre he, I mean, he's
- 35:41Speaker 1: meant to be the super great doctor, right, He's supposed
- 35:43Speaker 1: to be the best of the best. That's why he's
- 35:45Speaker 1: like the physician to the royal household. Yeah, but he's
- 35:51Speaker 1: I mean, he was desperate to get involved in this
- 35:53Speaker 1: because this man he loved the drama. He loved it.
- 35:57Speaker 1: He loved to get elbow deep in it. And he's
- 36:00Speaker 1: certainly tried. So he ends up having a look at
- 36:05Speaker 1: these rabbits. She gives birth to rabbits, and he's like, yay, wow, amazing. See,
- 36:11Speaker 1: there's this theory that if you think about something when
- 36:14Speaker 1: you're pregnant, that sort of manifests like into the fetus. Right,
- 36:19Speaker 1: So like John Merrick, the elephant man, Like there was
- 36:22Speaker 1: a story that his mother dreamed of elephants or was
- 36:24Speaker 1: startled by an elephant, and next thing you know, John
- 36:29Speaker 1: Merrick was born and he was born with all these
- 36:34Speaker 1: Oh there's a term for it, jig I got Oh,
- 36:37Speaker 1: my goodness, I can't say the word where gigantic gets them.
- 36:42Speaker 1: There's like bits of you get bigger, they grow when
- 36:44Speaker 1: they shouldn't. Oh, I've seen I've seen it happen to
- 36:48Speaker 1: testicles as well. Don't ask, don't ask why. I read
- 36:54Speaker 1: a lot of weird stuff and see so many weird
- 36:57Speaker 1: pictures that are now seared into my brain. But yeah,
- 37:03Speaker 1: so they were thinking, oh, she was dreaming of a rabbit,
- 37:06Speaker 1: and then next thing you know, she's given birth to rabbits.
- 37:08Speaker 1: This makes perfect sense. And Saint Andre is like promoting this,
- 37:11Speaker 1: and he's telling everybody, and so the nobleman, the noblemen
- 37:18Speaker 1: are so impressed. You've got this. It's so impressed. And
- 37:23Speaker 1: it gets to the point where the king then sends
- 37:29Speaker 1: like another physician, like his German one, Alh's doctor Alurhs.
- 37:37Speaker 1: So Alers is there and he finally gets to England.
- 37:40Speaker 1: He watches her do the birth whenever, and he takes
- 37:44Speaker 1: one of the rabbits and he decides to check its lungs,
- 37:50Speaker 1: so it takes out his lungs and he puts it
- 37:53Speaker 1: in water, and the lungs float, meaning that the rabbit
- 37:58Speaker 1: breathed air. If it was a fetus and it had
- 38:01Speaker 1: not lived outside the womb, then its lungs would not
- 38:05Speaker 1: have inhaled, it would not have breathed, breathed, breathed, and
- 38:11Speaker 1: they wouldn't float, right. So he's like, that's weird, that's suspicious.
- 38:18Speaker 1: So then they're like, okay, this is strange. And then
- 38:24Speaker 1: she gives birth quote unquote again and they're like, I'm
- 38:30Speaker 1: gonna check this rabbit. And he takes the rabbit, does
- 38:32Speaker 1: a wheel atopsy on it and checks its stomach, and
- 38:35Speaker 1: inside the stomach of the ba baby rabbit is hey,
- 38:39Speaker 1: meaning that you know this did not originate inside her body.
- 38:42Speaker 1: And he's like, okay, but how are they getting up yere?
- 38:45Speaker 1: This doesn't make any sense. Like these are full rabbits,
- 38:48Speaker 1: by the way, with claws and teeth and all the
- 38:53Speaker 1: other pointy bits. Like they did not declaw any of
- 38:56Speaker 1: the other legs, by the way when they first shove
- 38:57Speaker 1: them up. I want to make this clear. And and
- 39:00Speaker 1: they inserted the animal pieces and carcasses and bones inside
- 39:06Speaker 1: this poor woman's vagila. Anyway, it gets to the point
- 39:13Speaker 1: that they're like Okay, we're gonna lock her in this
- 39:17Speaker 1: room and just keep her under observation, just to make sure.
- 39:23Speaker 1: And then a man is trying to you say, a man,
- 39:28Speaker 1: a young fella. He's trying to sneak into Mary's room
- 39:32Speaker 1: because he's trying to smuggle her rabbit corpses. And they're like,
- 39:39Speaker 1: what the fuck are you doing? And they're like, I
- 39:42Speaker 1: was told I was paid by these women to do it.
- 39:45Speaker 1: So like the mother in law and sister in law
- 39:47Speaker 1: had bribed this dude to try and sneak rabbits into
- 39:50Speaker 1: Mary's room, and so they try and do that, which
- 39:55Speaker 1: is weird, and ends up just confessing. She confesses. She
- 40:03Speaker 1: tells them everything. She tells them the full story. She
- 40:06Speaker 1: explains why, and then she explains that she was not
- 40:09Speaker 1: a willing participant, that she didn't want to do this,
- 40:13Speaker 1: she didn't want to be involved in this, and that
- 40:16Speaker 1: she was in so much pain, like this was excruciating
- 40:24Speaker 1: for her. And not only that, like your body, especially
- 40:30Speaker 1: as a woman, is seen as as how do I
- 40:35Speaker 1: put it distasteful if it has been tarnished, tarnished by others,
- 40:44Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So your personal fuck, I'm
- 40:52Speaker 1: so mad, right, I can't even finish a sentence. I'm
- 40:54Speaker 1: so fucking angry this per woman, like to put your
- 40:59Speaker 1: body into display like that two other men, right, that
- 41:04Speaker 1: is belittling and demonizing, especially when we realize the Christian
- 41:09Speaker 1: culture that she would have grown up with and the
- 41:11Speaker 1: purity culture which would have existed, and the fact that
- 41:16Speaker 1: all of these men are are touching her. Like there's
- 41:21Speaker 1: at one point where Nathaniel's saying andle he is like
- 41:26Speaker 1: checking her, he's doing a vaginal exam, and he sticks
- 41:30Speaker 1: his hand like into her vagina. And how she did
- 41:35Speaker 1: not die, by the way, because this is a period
- 41:38Speaker 1: where women were always dying because male midwives were not
- 41:42Speaker 1: washing their hands between touching corpses and other icky bits
- 41:46Speaker 1: before shoving their hands inside women. And like the fact
- 41:50Speaker 1: that she didn't get sepsis between the claws and their
- 41:52Speaker 1: dirty fingernails, like shocking, absolutely shocking. It's a fucking miracle, right.
- 41:58Speaker 1: So he puts up there and he's looking inside and
- 42:00Speaker 1: he says, I don't see any rabbits in there, so
- 42:02Speaker 1: clearly they're in our womb or whatever. Now she ends
- 42:07Speaker 1: up then giving birth after that of rabbits, and she
- 42:10Speaker 1: says that when he did the inspection, there was a
- 42:13Speaker 1: rabbit inside her. He just didn't know what the fuck
- 42:16Speaker 1: he was looking at, the supposed physician to the king.
- 42:20Speaker 1: But yeah, Aler's is not into this at all. She
- 42:25Speaker 1: gets caught, and then other people start coming forward with
- 42:29Speaker 1: report saying that, yeah, her husband was buying dead rabbits
- 42:33Speaker 1: off a bunch of people, and he wasn't being discreet
- 42:35Speaker 1: about it. He would go to markets in farmers and
- 42:40Speaker 1: he'd be like, hey, got any rabbits, baby rabbits, specifically
- 42:46Speaker 1: deceased baby rabbits. It's for my wife. She wants to
- 42:51Speaker 1: eat them, even though there's very little meat on them.
- 42:54Speaker 1: And if you eat nothing but rabbit, you will die.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Fun fact. The amount of calories that it takes to
- 43:03Speaker 1: consume rabbit. And if you were to eat nothing but rabbit,
- 43:07Speaker 1: if you have some carrots and peas with it, you're fine,
- 43:09Speaker 1: But if you eat nothing but rabbit, you will die.
- 43:13Speaker 1: You will die of starvation. Fun fact. But yeah, back
- 43:18Speaker 1: to Mary and the absolute bullshit tom fuckeray that goes on.
- 43:23Speaker 1: So she ends up confessing her husband is caught out
- 43:28Speaker 1: her husband. You'd think that if you know the mother
- 43:32Speaker 1: in law and sister in law being shitty. You're like
- 43:34Speaker 1: a fair enough, that's family. It fucking happens. But her
- 43:38Speaker 1: husband is doing this to her, and he's involved in
- 43:43Speaker 1: this scheme. Like it's portrayed that she deliberately tried to
- 43:48Speaker 1: hoodwink all the higher ups, and it seems like this
- 43:52Speaker 1: may have been a plan from her in laws and
- 43:54Speaker 1: her husband. Again, Joshua, you absolute cockwomble. But this was
- 44:02Speaker 1: a painful thing to do from every angle, internally, externally, emotionally, Like,
- 44:09Speaker 1: this is not something that someone would willingly do. I mean,
- 44:15Speaker 1: especially the fact that she was forced into this situation postpartum,
- 44:21Speaker 1: Like she's not suffered enough. You're going to do this
- 44:26Speaker 1: to her. How little respect do you have for her
- 44:29Speaker 1: as a human, as a person that you think this
- 44:33Speaker 1: is an okay thing to do. Y'all are oursels, Allia,
- 44:37Speaker 1: not you, but her family. Sorry, gentle listeners, delicious friends,
- 44:42Speaker 1: best diys. I'm sorry, I'm just full of the rage. AnyWho.
- 44:51Speaker 1: She's held for a bit and like they try to
- 44:56Speaker 1: try her on what's the term now, Yeah, she was
- 45:01Speaker 1: charged on a statute as being a vile cheat and impostor,
- 45:07Speaker 1: so her and John Howard before the bench in like
- 45:11Speaker 1: December and he ends up with a fine of eight
- 45:15Speaker 1: hundred pounds, which is like over one hundred and fifty
- 45:17Speaker 1: grand in today's money, and very tought. Is kind of
- 45:22Speaker 1: held for a while and then let go. So in
- 45:25Speaker 1: April the following year they let her go because they
- 45:29Speaker 1: don't really know how to charge her for this, like
- 45:35Speaker 1: how do you? And I think as well, like the
- 45:38Speaker 1: galleys in the court, they were filled with people, people
- 45:41Speaker 1: who were desperate to find out information about it. This
- 45:45Speaker 1: was like the talk of London, and I think a
- 45:49Speaker 1: lot of people, like even at the time, between the
- 45:53Speaker 1: fact that you know, the symbolism of the rabbits and
- 45:56Speaker 1: someone impoverished in illiterate like Mary Toft, there would have
- 46:00Speaker 1: been there would have been some cajoling, you know, and
- 46:04Speaker 1: some consideration. So she ends up being told like she's
- 46:09Speaker 1: saying that she won't do anything of her again. She
- 46:11Speaker 1: you know, she won't want for anything as long as
- 46:13Speaker 1: she lives, no worries, peace out. I won't be doing
- 46:17Speaker 1: this shit again. So she ends up buggering off, getting
- 46:21Speaker 1: the heck at a dodge, saying fuck this for Chemis
- 46:23Speaker 1: soldiers and just calling back to live her life. And
- 46:27Speaker 1: so she goes back back to Surrey and back to
- 46:32Speaker 1: her husband, because of course she does, because it's the
- 46:36Speaker 1: eighteenth century. What else is she going to do? Right,
- 46:41Speaker 1: She goes back and she ends up having another child
- 46:46Speaker 1: with him, who I think is fine. We don't really know.
- 46:51Speaker 1: There's probably someone out there related to the Tofts, like
- 46:55Speaker 1: chances are there's I mean, he was one of you know, twelve,
- 47:01Speaker 1: so there's going to be something somewhere. There has to
- 47:06Speaker 1: be a relation still existing today. It would be weird
- 47:08Speaker 1: if there wasn't, like somewhere in the bloodline. Really deluded,
- 47:12Speaker 1: but it's there. But Mary told she just lives out
- 47:17Speaker 1: the rest of her life. She just loves it, not
- 47:21Speaker 1: really doing anything, not really causing any issues. But the
- 47:33Speaker 1: next we really hear of her is in seventeen sixty
- 47:36Speaker 1: three when she passes away of presumably old age, because
- 47:43Speaker 1: she's because she's six. I mean, she's sixty. That's not
- 47:46Speaker 1: that old. But you know, I feel like she's suffered
- 47:51Speaker 1: enough in life, but she's sixty. It's the seventeen hundreds.
- 47:56Speaker 1: Who knows what happened to her? But she dies and
- 48:00Speaker 1: her obituary runs in the London newspapers alongside high society.
- 48:09Speaker 1: So aristocrats. I almost said Aristo cats the Aristo cats Mill,
- 48:16Speaker 1: the Tabby's coming back from her, But no, the the
- 48:21Speaker 1: obituary is in the papers next to the astocrats, because
- 48:26Speaker 1: like she was still such a fascination and still so
- 48:29Speaker 1: well known that they put her there. But yeah, she
- 48:36Speaker 1: passes away and is then buried on the thirteenth of
- 48:43Speaker 1: January seventeen sixty three. I don't even think she was sixty.
- 48:46Speaker 1: I think she was fifty nine. But yeah, she passes away,
- 48:56Speaker 1: gets buried, and then is used as a weird footnote
- 49:05Speaker 1: for I don't know the medical crap in history and
- 49:12Speaker 1: to show women is conniving and so on and so forth.
- 49:15Speaker 1: But yes, so ends the story of Mary Toft, Queen
- 49:21Speaker 1: of Rabbits. If you liked my retaelling of this story
- 49:26Speaker 1: as I try not to fall off of a chair
- 49:28Speaker 1: hiding in the back room at my work, please feel
- 49:32Speaker 1: read to rate and review five stars. If you're not
- 49:34Speaker 1: going to write in review five stars, you can just
- 49:37Speaker 1: send me a strongly worded email that I won't read.
- 49:42Speaker 1: I can generally tell why the first sentence, if it's
- 49:44Speaker 1: going to be like nice or not, and if it's
- 49:46Speaker 1: not nice, whether fuck would I bother? But anyway, that's
- 49:50Speaker 1: the case, so you'll know. But the two oh, I
- 49:55Speaker 1: have sent in a proposal, a book proposal to a publisher,
- 49:58Speaker 1: so we'll see what happens there. So yeah, that happened.
- 50:02Speaker 1: And yeah, recommendation time. So for reading, I'm gonna recommend
- 50:12Speaker 1: there's this book called butter right, Butter, Butter, Butter, and
- 50:18Speaker 1: it's recommended to me in Waterstones by a man is like, Oh,
- 50:24Speaker 1: you liked lessons in Chemistry, you might like this book
- 50:26Speaker 1: about poison butter and I was like sold. So that's reading.
- 50:32Speaker 1: For watching, you know, I watched shard Lake and it
- 50:38Speaker 1: took me like a good half an episode to really
- 50:42Speaker 1: assimilate with where I was going to be. But yeah,
- 50:45Speaker 1: that was pretty good. So watch shard Lake. It's weird
- 50:48Speaker 1: and Sean Bean's in it, and you need to tell
- 50:51Speaker 1: me what you thought of his eyebrows. Okay, am I
- 50:53Speaker 1: the only one that sees something strange? But Sean Bean's
- 50:55Speaker 1: eyebrows and shard Lake, just look at it. Consider it all.
- 51:00Speaker 1: I'm saying, I have a feeling. And for listening, I've
- 51:05Speaker 1: been listening to Katie Bezar. Actually I find it really
- 51:09Speaker 1: really fun and and don't actually no, there's this. There's
- 51:13Speaker 1: a song by Thomas mack Ain't No. It's a country
- 51:19Speaker 1: song and it's about trying to talk up to girls
- 51:21Speaker 1: in the bar and he gets rejected and stuff, and
- 51:23Speaker 1: it's very funny and it's very catchy and you should
- 51:27Speaker 1: go listen to it. But I am going to go
- 51:28Speaker 1: and see my kids now because they are waiting for me,
- 51:31Speaker 1: and I'm going to bid you all good night. Adios.
- 51:35Speaker 1: Au revoir of Where Is There? My Friends A Babbie